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cat2fu123: Yay!
Vinewood_OG: Reminds me of Babylon 5
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FatefulWaffle: Now, when will we get Wheeler's cube by James?
Dog_of_Myth:
Tommadness: hi adam
Dog_of_Myth:
cat2fu123: Hey Adam! It is me, Catfu!
DeM0nFiRe: He's on to us, everyone run!
Flyingdelorion: Hello
Mr_Horrible: Hello sires
flatluigi: pls don't heckle angel
curley_d: hullo paul!
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FauksStarling: Wait, is Wheeler not happy to be here today?
flatluigi: wow merricat
Mr_Horrible:
Eramis8: Hi everyone!
Dog_of_Myth: or $5 dollars
Mr_Horrible: crime it is, then
Mr_Horrible: thanks, James!
luckyalien013: Loving the extra font for Wheeler
ChaoticObserver: Why, a kingdom of cards?
PixelnKrisko: I am picturing the james cube being made of only cards with james in the art
RayFK: Wheeler....
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EvilBadman: Ask for ed, got it
Juliamon: I love that we're rolling with this designer perfume vibe, it's very funny to me
Vinewood_OG: "Money please."
thimbles_edge: do you think bens arm is getting sore
Mr_Horrible: cue the wacky montage of looking for 1 more dragon shield sleeve
flatluigi: maybe some people will win a game
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GamerCat88: for the ye of olden days
RayFK: TL:DR "Boomer wishes for his youth back"
Tattybojangles69: Green blue kicker ramp
curley_d: m11 was my first set, I was seven years old
Mr_Horrible: tarmojoyf
rosesmcgee: "Would James recognize them, even in German?"
Sorator13: Oh, I'm glad to see that you finally finished sleeving the cube you were working on in that one FN episode, James!
Paranundrox:
check out Wheeler's VODs for more in depth coverage 
Mr_Horrible: wait, 2021?
EvilBadman: He meant 2011
Mr_Horrible: ah
Dog_of_Myth:
Tattybojangles69: Don't Google James Cube controversy
cmdrud87: that sounds sexual
foopoiuyt: Um, I think we shouldn't search for that.
foopoiuyt: That seems like it's somebody's fanfic topic.
Paranundrox: cool cards with small packages of interactions are neat
RatherLargeToad: so no elves in the cube, I’m hearing
RatherLargeToad:
jadielady: hey y'all
Mr_Horrible: enjoying the font choice here
cmdrud87: omg
Vinewood_OG: Oooh ahhh ahhh
EvilBadman: Oops all bangers
Mr_Horrible: there's too many cards in this cube that make me say "[CARDNAME], my beloved"
Sorator13: jesus
Mr_Horrible: just 2 long-armed men, playing elden ring and drafting
cmdrud87: This is why we play commander, to play at least some of these sweet cards
Sorator13: that's some wingspan
SternJudge: Mr Nobody?!?
Dog_of_Myth: On brand
Mr_Horrible: I'm sensing a theme
AutonomousTurtle: Ben is a man of commitment
Juliamon: yeah that feels very, very Ben
cybersten: is everyone going to play some kind of black flavor? place your bets!
Bacon_Trail: hell yeah ben, that's how you james cube
curley_d: Magic the Gathering is the best game
Mr_Horrible: "I'm going to kill you with 3 satyr tokens"
Mr_Horrible: lol
Mr_Horrible: every pack I see makes me want to draft this cube
Cptasparagus: James Turner's Eras Tour
TabbyLavalamp: Now I want to make a UB cube.
cmdrud87: I know what all of these cards do, and I love mist of those cards
Chulump: The BEST cube alive
Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible Big Same
Juliamon: so there should be just so much Raymond Swanland in this thing, is what you're telling me
couchboyj: The Conspiracy card that lets you draft the whole pack is period appropriate.
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon 500 Nyxathids
Cptasparagus: I did miss the two he showed, what were they?
drewm1022: Purph/Impact Tremors.
GasCityGaming: love that naturalize art
cmdrud87: @Cptasparagus purphoros and impact tremors
Mr_Horrible: the prism my goat
Cptasparagus: @cmdrud87 tyty
FatefulWaffle: Pteramander says trans rights
TabbyLavalamp: If there is an issue with an artist, does the card just not go in or would a more recent printing get used?
Mr_Horrible: we know what's up
Mr_Horrible: if he looks at any other card he's an imposter
GamerCat88: the skittering Goat
rosenotbitter: Hi chat. I happen to actually be free tonight to tune in live!
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kragmabutch: friendship is real chat
Mr_Horrible:
why play my own deck when I can just play yours? 
Dog_of_Myth: Mad cow, my beloved
Mr_Horrible: we love jank! we love jank!
ReachW: get you someone who loves you like adam loves skittering surveyor
curley_d: Mess with the bull, you'll get the horns
Mr_Horrible:
Green Psun's Gzenith
Sorator13: chat, I have toast with homemade blueberry jam. what are you having tonight?
Mr_Horrible: please, we need to see Adam back on Whip Build
rosenotbitter: Bratwurst
Redartifice: Man i love cube. Hopefully getting mine to the table soon
drewm1022: I am baking meatballs and making cream of mushroom infused rice.
Redartifice: @Sorator13 I just had crumpets... for breakfast
RockPusher: Sorator13 I've already polished off a bag of comically buttered buns today
TabbyLavalamp: @Sorator13 I'm just zapping something in the microwave because I am going to bed VERY early tonight so I can get up early for Record Store Day.
EvilBadman: James specifically wanted this cube to support pick 38 pivots
BrowneePointz: I’m a lil sad Alara is a bit too old for James’ cube but God I hope we return to Alara next year
GamerCat88: its all coming together
Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 a chunk of leftover easter chocolate that I really shouldn't be eating
Redartifice: @EvilBadman Serge gonna pivot during deckbuilding
EvilBadman: lol
Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible hell yeah
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Dog_of_Myth: Yes, Adam
BrowneePointz: imagine they do a return to Alara and just straight up reprint Sovereigns of Lost Alara
HadesLeprechaun: Adam gonna be half 2 drops and half 6 drops
Sorator13: Adam, I'm very into your deck
RayFK: Wheeler man why
RayFK: Evil stuff
GasCityGaming: gonti panharmonicon!
GasCityGaming: oof
Sorator13: I'm less into Wheeler's deck, mostly because it has crimes
Redartifice: Oof wheeler gonna make so eone miserable
thraximore:
MegaDosX: Waist: snatched
Sorator13:
nymistrya: Door!
MasonzeroGaming: oh so THAT'S why I like the Gearhulk so much?
Mr_Horrible: gearhulk with the snatched waist gettin' everyone wet
BrowneePointz: I see Wheeler has chosen to be a Supervillain
cmdrud87: holy heck
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Door!
nymistrya: The first time I did well at an FNM was turbofog Door. This cube rules
Cptasparagus: hole!
Mr_Horrible: mmm, duskwatch is pretty snazzzy
BrowneePointz: Boon Satyr!? Hell Ya!
MrGibberish: You know a cube is good when your picks make you laugh.
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Sorator13: Jesus. The baby jesus, specifically, not the grown man or the zombie.
hatguysupreme: always love seeing cube on this channel!!
MegaDosX: Diagonal monkey!
Micalovits: Forgot we started early! Got distracted by North 100
Mr_Horrible: @MrGibberish the "Hell Yeah"s per minute are off the chart
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hi @LoadingReadyRun , hi chat! Elder Millennial cube?
flouncy_magooo: It's amazing to see a cube I actually know every card in
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Best of 2014 magic?
RatherLargeToad:
to spice things up, we have included Oko as the one modern card
Gunderrode: nice, cube night
GasCityGaming:
Since when is Adam a responsible drafter?
Mr_Horrible: Adam choosing vegetables over... more fun vegetables, I suppose'
curley_d: @flouncy_magooo same, this is my childhood right here
MrGibberish: @mr_horrible absolutely
Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth The generation name has been removed, it's now a fancy designer fragrance
flouncy_magooo: @curley_d Well, early 20s to 30s for me, but still
EvilBadman: oh good you chose to use the hilarious bloodthrone vamp promo with the url on it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon Obsession Cube?
MrGibberish: !cube
BrowneePointz: goated art
Chulump: I trust the process, Wheeler (you're going to die)
MrGibberish: !deck
hatguysupreme: we already have his big brother we dont need the snap
GasCityGaming: Is it kind of almost a Pioneer cube?
Transmuted_Elf: what was that last card wheeler grabbed? had cool art
thraximore: haha
BrowneePointz: I would laugh if wheeler just got blitzed by an aggro deck
Mr_Horrible: he's the Immortal Ben Wheeler
Sorator13: @Transmuted_Elf that was either Syncopate or Snapcaster Mage, I think Syncopate
Vorrenthalla: As someone who started with Scars of Mirrodin this cube hits my nostalgia perfectly.
BrowneePointz: syncopate
nymistrya: Let our villain cook
RatherLargeToad: are their enough cube shaped creatures, like the new cube of bees, to have a Cube Cube?
Transmuted_Elf: thanks!
MrGibberish: I think with how the table is set, wheeler is vs angel?
Sorator13: my man's got the pan, he do be cookin
Sorator13: @MrGibberish yep!
NotCainNorAbel: @LRRbot This as a cube seems rather reasonable.
Transmuted_Elf: @BrowneePointz yup, thanks
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MrGibberish: @sorator13 thanks!
BrowneePointz: @Transmuted_Elf I’d recognize that art anywhere
Cptasparagus: das boot
Gunderrode:
I hope they do another premodern night again. Last time with Serge playing mono-w stax was hilarious 
definenull: Adam's in his lane! Flourishing
EvilBadman: Blame the random promo I had, Serge
MrGibberish: The grave man! Love that card
BrowneePointz: was that standard allstar cryptbreaker!?
definenull: Interact by stomping them dead
Sorator13: george!
BraveOthello: Did I see a Cyc rift in there?
definenull: Hoof there it is!
BrowneePointz: flying crane technique!!!
Sorator13: oooooooh
Sorator13: @BraveOthello You did!
MrGibberish: @braveothello yep.
Sorator13: Adam making difficult choices
Gunderrode:
cmdrud87: omg, these packs
rosesmcgee:
I don't get it. Can someone explain? 
Mr_Horrible:
@BrowneePointz just need Empty The Pits to go with it
BraveOthello: Damn this curve is fire
BraveOthello: *cube
Chulump: Now is the perfect time to hard pivot into completely different colors
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible good ol flying corpse technique
Gunderrode: commence the endgame is funny
MasonzeroGaming: managorger IS a crazy card
thraximore: coward
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I do love the history of LRRMTG Draft's Egregious Splashes
Mr_Horrible: no
Mr_Horrible: excess or bust
Gunderrode: honestly pretty nice packs
thraximore: everything in moderation, including moderation
Mr_Horrible:
MrGibberish:
@mr_horrible and what were your percentage of success? 
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
definenull: Ben...
Sorator13:
thraximore:
bennnnn
MasonzeroGaming: same, dude
cmdrud87: lol
Mr_Horrible: @MrGibberish look, it's *mostly* bust, but...
RatherLargeToad: replace it with a Krang
hatguysupreme: the lands pack is badass
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @thraximore I always enjoy how "only the sith deal in absolutes,' is any absolute.
BrowneePointz: Shaman of the Great Hunt!!!
cmdrud87: @RatherLargeToad with a singular squad hawk
MrGibberish:
@mr_horrible
hatguysupreme: waitttt i forgot about crane technique
hatguysupreme: holy nostalgia batman
RatherLargeToad: @cmdrud87 better
flouncy_magooo: This version of Magic is so weird. Where are the representatives of my favorite franchises?
Mr_Horrible:
Thief of Sanity 
BrowneePointz: the climb!
BrowneePointz: I’m pogging so much
BraveOthello: @flouncy_magooo It's Standard only, so give it a couple years
Hadouken_lol_catz: I forgot how many less legends they printed before like 2018
themaskedpeanut: Oh my god, it's john brick
dagoth__ur_: wow 16 id take 14
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: aetherling my beloved
Chulump: @flouncy_magooo what do you mean? They got Ravnica featured twice in this cube!
Bacon_Trail: if you take 17 lands, you can play all the other cards you take
flouncy_magooo: @Chulump Is Ravnica an obscure Marvel thing?
GamerCat88: m'lady
cmdrud87: all those cards used to ve commander staples, too
DoctorHutch: 13 and a half non lands in that deck
Mr_Horrible: the Taxi Driver mirror scene but it's "You passin' ta me? ...you passin' ta *me*?"
BrowneePointz: good pick Adam
thraximore: brave
Chulump: @flouncy_magooo It's actually TMNT
hatguysupreme: rip titan TT_TT
definenull: Choo choo
BrowneePointz: it was a control finisher in standard too Ben
BrowneePointz: a BIG control finisher
GreenyTea: i love Aetherling
Mr_Horrible:
that, voice of resurgence, and ubul sar gatekeepers
hatguysupreme: once picked triple dragons maze for a chaos draft and p1p1 an aetherling. pretty fun draft, for me!
Gunderrode: everyone loves doppleganger blue
Syntheticuh: aw i was hoping we'd get to see james drafting his cube!
Wonderdoc: yeah that set had like 4 good cards
MrGibberish: @browneepointz in Big control or im control as a big finisher?
BrowneePointz: ye Sphinx Rev and Abzan Solar Flare standard baybee
BrowneePointz: @MrGibberish it was a big finisher cuz it usually killed them in 3 hits
EvilBadman: spoliers
definenull: Just grab lands and pair up!
Chulump: It's deck building time
cmdrud87: well, it's no pearl lake ancient
Sorator13:
hey wait a second, Ral Zarak is supposed to be white/black!
Gunderrode: Wheeler enjoys the smell of sea bream NOTED
MrGibberish: And the random wilderness reclamation
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler about to start rubbing those cantrips on his teeth and saying "...it's pure"
BraveOthello: @Sorator13 Can you imagine if he was blue/red?!
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MrGibberish: @sorator13 dont think timespiral is in this cube
MrGibberish: Or the tardis
Sorator13:
@MrGibberish I'm referring to his card in the new Strixhaven set 
Gunderrode:
@BraveOthello jeez! Does WotC have to turn everything into a spellslinger? 
BraveOthello: @Gunderrode Yes plz
MrGibberish: @sorator13 no worries I get it. Was making a time travel reference
BrowneePointz: I’m trying to remember what Control Pivoted to after Aetherling. would’ve been about the same time as the advent of the Original Aristocrats
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MrGibberish: I want to go back to giant spells. Like give me a standard where the goal is to count to 10 mana just for one spell to do one thing.
Mr_Horrible: the days of UW Tapout
BraveOthello: @MrGibberish By all means, give me an RDW meta!
Mr_Horrible: everflowing chalices ramping to mind springs
Gunderrode: you can do mathemagics, it's like good ol' stroke of genious
Gunderrode: or the izzet X spell to face
MrGibberish: Oh cool, live is next week
TheMandrew: i remember the u/w control standard where the win con was elixir of immortality and just boring your opponent to death while gaining life with Nyx Fleece Ram
dpj2009: Another BW cube? I'm getting some popcorn
CaptainSpam: I swear, this particular song reminds me so much of Two Point Campus music.
Gunderrode: @TheMandrew riveting gameplay
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BrowneePointz: I think that was when they used Architect of Thought as well?
Mr_Horrible: @TheMandrew and I thought I had it bad with tron spell burst lock using one (1) triskelavus with academy ruins
dpj2009: W sorcery
MrGibberish: @gunderrode I have a URG x hydra commander deck. Its super jank but get to do that every so often
flouncy_magooo: It's Pikachu!
ChaoticObserver: It's pikachu!
Territan: Hello folks.
dpj2009: Boros
thraximore: it's CLEFAIRY
Mr_Horrible: Old Yeller
sirtintly: It's Jigglytuff
wolphiron: I wish Prime subs auto renewed each month
Gunderrode:
@MrGibberish sultai hydra is crazy goes out of control and seems fun for modular
dpj2009: W aura
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible WOW! way to ruin everyone's nnight.
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
curley_d: It's joe
Gunderrode: @MrGibberish I only made the modest golgari hydra deck, so my friends don't autoconcede after the 2nd hydra
dpj2009: Simba
Mr_Horrible:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth look, it's a shout, it's from the past, if you associate it with anything else like a dog or something that ain't my business
wolphiron: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I mean, the username IS Mr Horrible. So, on brand
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thraximore: oh it's that terrible 2 drop
dpj2009: Aether revolt or boros
curley_d: "you go to your family, i'll go to mine"
MrGibberish: @mr_horrible haha. Fair. When all you creatures a x costed then it isn't scary
thraximore: I suppose it was probably fine in the Cohort deck
MrGibberish: Oops, meant@gunderrode
dpj2009: Ur crea
DigitalSeahorse:
TheMandrew: deadly parley
TheMandrew: darn
adamlavadad: Very close
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: oh neat, trivia minigames
Mr_Horrible: infernal grasp
BrowneePointz: ah I forgot about Naya blitz from inn rtr S well
MrGibberish: @themandrew good guess. Wrong parley
Mr_Horrible:
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that's infernal grasp
BrowneePointz: chaining BTE’s and flinthoof boars
adamlavadad: @Mr_Horrible 💯
Territan: Oh that looks painful.
offbeatwitch: infernal grasp art is so cool...
Mr_Horrible: theyre doing this to me on Tuesday
thraximore: @Mr_Horrible congrats
DigitalSeahorse:
sporkraptor: @Mr_Horrible ouch?
Micalovits: Dentist?
offbeatwitch: don't worry they'll get better
Dog_of_Myth: So wide
Juliamon: w i d e
BusTed:
dpj2009:
northos: look at all that room for activities!
brunoloige: Feet
rosesmcgee: I can see the craft service table
atlr: do they get to eat during Friday Nights? hope so
Mr_Horrible: the tiniest magic players you've ever seen
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RangerAlpha7: We can fit SOOOO many gamers in this shot *slaps hood*
GamerCat88: cool shoes
Gunderrode:
stompy player
Nigouki: <message deleted>Adam at least your shoes are clean unlike Serge's
Bacon_Trail: the zoom adds two shoe sizes
northos: feet! feet! feet!
Sorator13: <message deleted>Adam "never looks at his feet" Savidan
Vinewood_OG: GRIPPERS
Mr_Horrible: "Wait. Go back. Enhance. What the fuck was that?"
Territan: Remember, ladies and gentlemen: The best thing about a well-done focus pull is nobody ever has to know you're not wearing pants.
sporkraptor: he could be "by"
BrowneePointz: Adam. he’s James and you’re James^3
Gunderrode: Serge secretly crying himself to sleep: "Gosh, if only I could be Wheeler..." :tf:
Sorator13: <message deleted>https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifficultUninterestedPastaSSSsss-HQW7WuD_tL0nbpZb
Mr_Horrible: guards, seize them
Micalovits: Better show us to prove that they are clean
Chulump: It's magic time
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Vinewood_OG: o7 sarcastically
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Sorator13: <message deleted>Imagine coming to stream on twitch and having dirty shoes! (this is a joke pls no ban)
Mr_Horrible: @Micalovits he's put his feet on that table before, so there's precedent
adamlavadad: Wow, serge sure is looking handsome tonight
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LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
BrowneePointz: Zealooooot!
Mr_Horrible: yessss dusk legion zealot
Mr_Horrible: when you wanna phyrexian rager but can't spare 3 mana in a shit economy
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
sporkraptor: suddenly wondering how many cards have art of a backlit person coming in a door
ReachW: dusk legion zealot into skittering surveyor? one can only dream.
adamlavadad: @sporkraptor At least 590
BrowneePointz:
no one talks about Cult of Nine 
Transmuted_Elf: @sporkraptor now i want to know this as well, but also could it be made into a deck
LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa enters, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever a land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
Mr_Horrible: I'm seein' double - four vastwoods
LoadingReadyRun:
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ReachW: That's pretty close to Skittering Surveyor yeah
BrowneePointz: nph was this era
adamlavadad: @BrowneePointz Neil Patrick Harris?
Chulump: I'm glad I know literally every single card in this cube by heart
LRRbot: Ahn-Crop Crasher [2R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [3/2] | Haste / You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.
couchboyj: He's got diplomatic immunity
BrowneePointz: he’s Royalty. diplomatic immunity
johnnylongtorso: some days they fight to death over lava, other days they go go-karting together
LRRbot: Opulent Palace | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.
Mr_Horrible: "Get in front of that cow. I don't care about your lesbian destiny."
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Juliamon: Shauna's here
Mr_Horrible:
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
ReachW: snekcaster mage?
Dog_of_Myth: Love that snake
johnnylongtorso: greemblade
Sealtest: Pocket snake
YeetTheRich_:
Chulump:
LRRbot: Thrash // Threat | Thrash [{R/G}{R/G}] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control. // Threat [2RG] | Sorcery | Create a 4/4 red and green Beast creature token with trample.
Mr_Horrible:
almost as old as this cube
Wiliart: How to make chat do neck exercises.
Micalovits: Thank god for LRRbot
LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/3] | When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
definenull: Swagtusk
Chulump: SWAG tusk
Dog_of_Myth: Swagtusk!
DiscordianTokkan: The Swagtusk
MegaDosX: Here comes the boy
Mr_Horrible: brother
LRRbot: Temple of Abandon | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Sealtest: he saw fauna shaman tho
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
Micalovits: And 1 from the elf!
LRRbot: Ghor-Clan Rampager [2RG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Trample / Bloodrush — {R}{G}, Discard this card: Target attacking creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Ghor-Clan!
Mr_Horrible: this guy loves 4/4 tramplers for 4
Mr_Horrible: and so do I
ReachW: can't beat a trampling square
LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Dog_of_Myth: The boi
thraximore: let's GO
revjakenash: this is exactly what I hoped for
MegaDosX: Thragtusk into Grave Titan, let's rock
ReachW: oh that might beat a trampling square
Chulump: James can just run home to grab more tokens
LRRbot: Hellrider [2RR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Haste / Whenever a creature you control attacks, this creature deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
definenull: Just need 16 more creatures
Decaped: big beefy boys
MrSarkhan: I love all these cards so much
Mr_Horrible: Hellrider on an LA street
Sorator13: Your coworkers make your phone? I thought Beej only did t-shirts!
Mr_Horrible: a Duels promo
nymistrya: The classic mind game of looking at the board
Gunderrode: hellrider has killed me too many times to be loved by me
LRRbot: Temple of Silence | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Mr_Horrible: depending on your platform
Dog_of_Myth: Video game tie in
Dog_of_Myth: I have two of those
LRRbot: Skittering Surveyor [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dog_of_Myth: The Frost and Grave Titan
brunoloige: Who is this man?
HadesLeprechaun: Surveil isn't boomer magic
CastleOtranto: Wait, was game with fame the thing on PS3 Home?
definenull: I thought Adam loves skittering surveyor
Mr_Horrible: @HadesLeprechaun it's on the later end of the cube, iirc, if it ends at WAR
thraximore: I miss grave titan in reanimator
revjakenash: tokens in penny sleeves such a good vibe
definenull: (/lh)
PopeWorldbuild: lol
Micalovits: Just top deck overrun
LoadingReadyRun: @CastleOtranto we did one of PS3 and one on xbox 360
Mr_Horrible:
when have you known Adam to bluff?
FauksStarling: I thought they were laminated.
Transmuted_Elf: @Mr_Horrible not often but when he does, super amazing pay off
Tommadness: pretzeling?
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
Mr_Horrible: old promo foiling process and over a decade old
MegaDosX: Four zombies tho
davkmo: tuned in late - what's a James cube and who drafted?
Mr_Horrible: we're lucky it's not a spiral, Junji Ito style
LRRbot: Satyr Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Satyr [1/1] | When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
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g0blinslide: @tommadness he means Pringling. Like Pringle chips, curved foil cards
Cptasparagus: I used those to outer sleeve art sleeves for a deck I built for my gf and they did not fit into basically any deckbox on the market
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Wait what he's tossing Satyr Wayfinder
DMGlol: the surprise craterhoof
MegaDosX: What's better than that?
loufghyslaufey: Dammit! >_<
loufghyslaufey: I keep corgrtting that draft nights are scheduled an hour early...!
HadesLeprechaun: @Mr_Horrible in effect, but not keyworded until Dom United
gualdhar: larger than Skittering Surveyor? like TWO Skittering surveyor?
LRRbot: Muldrotha, the Gravetide [3BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Avatar [6/6] | During each of your turns, you may play a land and cast a permanent spell of each permanent type from your graveyard.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Gunderrode: gg
MegaDosX: Oh she's here
Sorator13: OH
Juliamon: davkmo Formerly known as the "Boomer Cube"
YeetTheRich_: ooh baby
ReachW: hoo boy
AllTheWeasels: oh baby
Sapphic_Shenanigans: let's goooooo
Mr_Horrible: oh it wheeled, I didn't notice
davkmo: @Juliamon Ahhhh got it thank you
Decaped: why did you put so many 6/6 for 6 into Adam's deck, James?
definenull: The question is what do you return...
RangerAlpha7: Why did james put muldrotha in his cube, Wheeler
LoadingReadyRun:
Shout out to Duels of the Planeswalkers, I still think it was a pretty good mtg introductory product
rosesmcgee: The Deck of the Beast
Blythus: Please tell me dreadmaw is in this cube
Juliamon: !deck
MegaDosX: He can replay the Wayfinder!
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
loufghyslaufey: I won't be able to adjust this at all after Victoria's hours don't swap back
MegaDosX: Fauna Shaman and Muldrotha is pretty filthy ngl
Cptasparagus:
@LoadingReadyRun got me through a lot of long boring days at my first job 
Blythus: Aww
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.
loufghyslaufey: But why fetch?
Dog_of_Myth: James, this cube rules
Sorator13: I just like that someone did indeed make fetch happen
Mr_Horrible: tarkir was after scars iirc, so it's eligible
Micalovits: I like modern land base for cubes - fetches, shocks and maybe surveils or triomes depending on how good you want the mana to be
MegaDosX: Threaten us with a good time
LRRbot: Skittering Surveyor [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Hornet Queen [4GGG] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.
Gunderrode:
DMGlol: BEEEES
MegaDosX: Oh RIP James
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
PopeWorldbuild: Oof
Gunderrode: bUrself
Sorator13: oh my god BEES
dpj2009: Big skits is his street name
ReachW: oh my goodness i'm in love with Adam's deck.
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Sorator13: yeah, he took Thragtusk instead of Hoof; it was a hard choice
Juliamon: Hoof and Swaggy were the same pack iirc
Micalovits: Can't wait for James to slam the Hoof and just win
MegaDosX: Sick tokens deck Adam
LRRbot: Huntmaster of the Fells [2RG] (back: Ravager of the Fells) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Huntmaster of the Fells, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
gualdhar: so, how 'bout them board stalls?
Mr_Horrible: as was the style at the time
definenull: The most important part of hornet queen might just be "flying"
MegaDosX: Is it called "insects in the air"?
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
offbeatwitch: plated onslaught GO
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EvilBadman:
The James Bonus sheet is Berserk and Settle
LRRbot: Hissing Quagmire | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}{B}{G}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Unburial Rites [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Flashback {3}{W}
definenull: Heck yeah
MegaDosX: Good lord
gualdhar: look, they both lost a life this turn! that means its even, right?
Sorator13: just gotta find a way to kill Hornet Queen so you can bring it back and get more hornets...
Sorator13: oh. gross.
Micalovits: Adam is just Value.Dec
MegaDosX: That could be relevant
Sorator13: !card dragonlord atarka
LRRbot: Dragonlord Atarka [5RG] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying, trample / When Dragonlord Atarka enters, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
definenull: It flies..
EvilBadman: @Micalovits That's cube, baybee
MegaDosX: 12 blockers and a Muldrotha to rebuy anything that dies
Gunderrode:
and muldrotha on table 
Sorator13: @MegaDosX Well, not the tokens.
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 True, but if Hornet Queen or Grave Titan die it means more tokens
LoadingReadyRun: "Please don't attack, I don't want to do math"
MegaDosX: How very Gruul of you
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed:
Gunderrode:
classic "I have nothing, but I'm gonna make you work for it"
Sorator13: A true "from hell's heart I stab at thee"
definenull: In your heaaad
LRRbot: Temur Battle Rage [1R] | Instant | Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. / Ferocious — That creature also gains trample until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of James is this Wheeler?
Mr_Horrible: remember tho that the ferocious clause just cares if you have a creature with 4 or more power, not that the target creature has 4 or more power
Sorator13: 100%
Sorator13: everyone does that
Micalovits: Yea, after N it gets a bit hazy
Mr_Horrible: I desperately want to be able to make that joke, Serge, but no I have to sing the song to myself
MrGibberish: Yep L M N O P really fast
Sorator13: @Micalovits that's the OPium
Micalovits: Though the last 3 are easy, æøå
Transmuted_Elf: i worked at ck for a hot min, had to alpha sort alot of cards, got to know the alphabit real well
omdorastrix: they changed the alphabet song and i dont know how to feel about it.
Sorator13: Big same, Adam
MrGibberish: @omdorastrix same
Sorator13: if I played more competitively I would care, but I don't, so I don't spend that much brainspace on it
stippledotter: I'm a librarian. I shelve books. I sing it every time (sometimes backwards)
LoadingReadyRun: @omdorastrix I was not aware of that. What changed?
Paranundrox: @LoadingReadyRun I believe they broke up the metering so LMNOP isn't one block in the song
Sorator13: oh god
dutchmoose: The Vancouver mulligan was not the best\
stippledotter: @LoadingReadyRun Iirc, slightly changed the rhythm so kids don't think lmnop is a letter
KringusWringus: phantasmal image kills geist of saint traft!
Mai_Andra:
@Paranundrox 
Paranundrox: it's like L M N O P Q
Dog_of_Myth: Mulligan rule
Sorator13: this was before the recent damage assignment change
Juliamon: Planeswalker Uniqueness Rule too
Paranundrox: LMN/OPQ
RatherLargeToad: blocking rules
Mr_Horrible: phantasmal image was how you killed Geist of Saint Traft
gualdhar: oh I definitely knew
DMGlol: Oh combat tricks
TheAlmightyCheddar: Also planeswalker redirection
LRRbot: Temple of Abandon | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Mai_Andra:
I could use a Mulligan Era in Real Life...
gualdhar: I went to an RPTQ and tried to use the blocking rule, but chickened out and didn't call for a judge
TheAlmightyCheddar: Back when torch of Defiance checked other walkers
Sorator13: Damage redirection was Weird
niccus: you can have damage go on the stack just for fun
LRRbot: Cryptbreaker [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Decaped: GRV for lands in front XD
ReachW: and yeah, planeswalker uniqueness was about. old Baby Jace away your JTMS.
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
BrowneePointz: yes Dmg redirect and uniqueness
niccus: is there a damage stack cube?
BrowneePointz: baby jaces to kill mind sculptors
Dog_of_Myth: Sylvan Caryatid, love that dork
MegaDosX: Serge having a blinder with the counting
thraximore: wait I thought adam won
Sorator13: Yeah, I think the muffin of victory is on the wrong side
MegaDosX: Adam did win, James has a false muffin
LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.
EvilBadman: @thraximore JAmes; cube, golf rules
cybersten: james won the first bout?
Mr_Horrible:
@EvilBadman considering the differing symbols we might be veering closer to calvinball than golf
MrSarkhan: Love da bat
LRRbot: Ghor-Clan Rampager [2RG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Trample / Bloodrush — {R}{G}, Discard this card: Target attacking creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm enjoying the crosstalk in chat of MtG rules and parts of the alphabet song that have changed.
LRRbot: Satyr Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Satyr [1/1] | When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
northos:
@LoadingReadyRun magic has really gone downhill ever since they changed the lmnop rule
MegaDosX: Wow
Mr_Horrible: Adam, after taking a planeswalker from his opponent's hand: "Actually *I'M* the victim here"
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun Wait til you hear the southern part of the US has a different birthday song
LRRbot: Hissing Quagmire | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}{B}{G}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch. It's still a land.
Mr_Horrible: having a deathtoucher on blocks ain't half bad
sporkraptor: playing the Hissy Q
MegaDosX: Perish
LoadingReadyRun: @northos zeds now don't use the stack
Micalovits: "Moooom, James has a 4/4 with trample!"
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Mr_Horrible: "I'll take 4." "Well I guess if that's what you wanna do..."
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Hadouken_lol_catz: That's like the 4th time Adam has played zealot lol
LRRbot: Glorybringer [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls.
Sorator13: Uh oh
Dog_of_Myth: GloryB
MrSarkhan: Glory B!
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TheAlmightyCheddar: One of the greatest limited rares of all time
Sorator13: bye bye booty
EvilBadman: Glorybringer reeks of James' p1p1
Micalovits: I would p1p1 glorybringer
macbody2: this cube is the bestest cube ever.
MrSarkhan: I would absolutely p1p1 glorybringer
MrSarkhan: then grab every red card I see
macbody2: @MrSarkhan you should.
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
MegaDosX: Oh hey there
Sorator13: man, imagine of Gonti had taken Glorybringer
Sorator13: *if
LoadingReadyRun: If they were making it now, I wonder if exert would just give a stun counter
MegaDosX: Gonna need to remember to hand the stolen card back after the game given the same sleeves
EvilBadman: Oh probably Paul
MrSarkhan: Exert is such a good ability. Love Ahn Crop Crasher in mono red
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Transmuted_Elf: @LoadingReadyRun with the ways to remove counters in the game i think it would be worst
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun would certainly be easier to remember, but yeah, curious what design considerations would need to happen due to interactions with counters
LRRbot: Domri Rade [1RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Domri [3] | [+1]: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. / [−2]: Target creature you control fights another target creature. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have double strike, trample, hexproof, and haste."
MegaDosX: Gotta flip the top James
Sorator13: Stun counters would allow for Shenanigans, but I think that's probably a positive towards "making the game interesting"
TheAlmightyCheddar: Even exert already has shenanigans
macbody2: @MrSarkhan such an awesome design. both gonti and glorybee.
MrSarkhan: Hell yeah!
Mr_Horrible: although interestingly, exert doesn't stop the creature from untapping *outside* of the untap step
r10pez10: damn, two cubes for james
Sorator13: right, stun counters would remove that avenue
Mr_Horrible: so twiddling an exerted permanent works fine
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible This is how the Combat Celebrant loops work
MrSarkhan: James I love your deck so much
Micalovits: Wait, why should the top be revealed?
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MrGibberish: Rules question: if you proliferate an opponents stun counter, does it stay stunned?
TheAlmightyCheddar: @Sorator13 Not really, you would still be able to give the thing vigilance
MegaDosX: @Micalovits Courser of Kruphix
Sorator13: !courser of kru
Micalovits: Oh, missed the courser
Sorator13: !card courser of kru
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Sorator13: yeah, that
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
TheAlmightyCheddar: But it gets around the other untappers
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LoadingReadyRun:
@Sorator13 if they didn't make mechanics on the grounds that they allow Shenanigans, we would never get anything
TheAlmightyCheddar: Magic is all about shenanigans
ReachW: @MrGibberish Yeah, you remove one stun counter each time the creature would untap.
LRRbot: Dragonlord Atarka [5RG] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying, trample / When Dragonlord Atarka enters, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX is it? Each one tracks if it's been exerted that turn, I thought you just had to keep making iterative copies
Vinewood_OG:
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible: but I'm also working off a very vague memory of the interaction between it and GPG
EvilBadman: Ahn-Crop is a big problemo just waiting to be drawn
LRRbot: Lumbering Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof. It's still a land.
MrGibberish: @reachw cool. Now I have an idea for a cruel deck
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
macbody2: every Atarka is awesome. my favorite cards next to baleful strix.
MrGibberish: Stun everything forever
Mr_Horrible: never metamorph I didn't like
MegaDosX: !card glorybringer
LRRbot: Glorybringer [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls.
TheAlmightyCheddar: Non dragon
thraximore: can't target the other dragon
MrSarkhan: Can't has to be a non dragon
MegaDosX: Can't hit Glorybringer
superdude097: NON-dragon
Sorator13:
gualdhar: non-dragon yeah
Mr_Horrible: cannot glorybring a glorybringer, yeah
NotCainNorAbel: how about also dragon
Dog_of_Myth: Game 3!
TheAlmightyCheddar: We couldnt be having that in standard
MegaDosX: Lava Coil!
LRRbot: Lava Coil [1R] | Sorcery | Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
KringusWringus: give back stolen card?
definenull: Subtlety wasn't in the same set as Glorybringer, serge
MegaDosX: @KringusWringus He did
gualdhar: we live for LRR'
DMGlol: always
KringusWringus: cool @MegaDosX
Gunderrode: a flame lash that exiles, cool, didn't know the card
thraximore:
87ducksinfedoras:
Of course I was
MegaDosX: I mean, yes, but I know my dragons
Mr_Horrible:
we all had the 
chambered and ready
NotCainNorAbel: I didn't have a clue
Micalovits: Adam knows us to well
Sorator13: "several people are typing"
gualdhar: BRING IT?
Sorator13: Adam you know not to challenge chat
EvilBadman: You're welcome! Angel brought my contributions up too
Sorator13: thank you Peej! and Angel!
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Micalovits: Damn, I wish I was a Dark Souls boss
Vinewood_OG: You have no power here, Mithrandir!
dagoth__ur_: DO IT
MrSarkhan: chat could probably use a nap.
Dog_of_Myth: Honestly, fair.
MegaDosX: Yes but then you'd deprive yourself of our admiration
drcthulu: Adam has to wait till tuesday to shoot someone
Mr_Horrible: NOOOvanish
definenull:
Mr_Horrible:
TheWriterAleph: man, i wish i could make fun of myself for a living.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
ADAM "caps lock" SAVIDAN.. 
BraveOthello: Challenge not the chat for they pay the bills;
Dog_of_Myth:
MrSarkhan:
YFiddler:
Micalovits: Yea, like "Adam is cute as hell" is something you 100% deserve to hear
Bacon_Trail: we're here for adam to call us troglodytes
Mai_Andra:
"I'm just kidding. By way of apology, here's a 10-minute time out. 
"
gualdhar: could be worse, we could start some Kalshi bets over FNM night
macbody2: CAPS LOCK
LRRbot: Cryptbreaker [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Copperline Gorge | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
dalancetw: !cube
BraveOthello: @gualdhar Nooooooo. No. Nope. Nooooo
LRRbot: Stromkirk Noble [R] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | This creature can't be blocked by Humans. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
LoadingReadyRun: The Tarkir Dragon Lords are currently alive thanks to time shenanigans, right?
BrowneePointz: tbf we’re lovely individually but frequently irritating in the aggregate
Sorator13:
5000 THAT'S IT ADAM, YOU ASKED FOR THIS. YOU ARE LOVED AGGRESSIVELY
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Unclear. We know they were dealt with somehow before Tarkir Dragonstorm but we never saw the bodies
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
MrSarkhan:
@LoadingReadyRun They died off screen before Tarkir Dragonstorm 
BraveOthello: @LoadingReadyRun Deliberately unclear
northos: Serge...which card do you think was printed first between goblin guide and stromkirk noble?
TheAlmightyCheddar: @LoadingReadyRun They were killed by the spirit dragons i think
BrowneePointz: we don’t know Paul. they disappeared into a massive Dragonstorm that spat out the new spirit dragons
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: we don’t have bodies
Sorator13:
Mr_Horrible:
he sees 2 toonies
BraveOthello: @MrSarkhan I remember an implication no one has proof they're dead, they're just gone
macbody2: @LoadingReadyRun timey wimey stuff is the actual technical term.
Mr_Horrible:
and only because James taunts him with them
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX:
Feel appreciated 
BusTed: if you really want to own Adam, you can donate on his home stream
ContingentCat: Feel loved on bro
LRRbot: Skittering Surveyor [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
MungoDude: @macbody2 I blame the temporal non-proliferation treaty of 2063
BrowneePointz: ye the Rebels lured them into a massive Dragonstorm as they were completing the ritual to make the Spirit Dragons. they disappeared but no remains so we don’t know
LoadingReadyRun: I'm just want a Tarkir elder dragon to show up at Strixhaven as a guest lecturer
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
TheAlmightyCheddar: @LoadingReadyRun Ojutai would be perfect
Transmuted_Elf: there is two cards from adams draft im wondering if it made the final cut
BrowneePointz: the problem is Paul the Clan Elders are assholes
BrowneePointz: even ojutai
macbody2: @LoadingReadyRun Hegelian ethics with atarka ….
Earthenone: im sure the elder dragons will return in universes beyond: highlander
ShifuDaxiongmao: good but not insane
thraximore: oooooh
Micalovits: kolaghan showing up like "how best to murder and eat a person"
thraximore: shrine of burning rage.....
LRRbot: Panharmonicon [4] | Artifact | If an artifact or creature entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
BrowneePointz: the least bad was Dromoka but even then she was like “non dragons are runt children that are more property than people”
MegaDosX: The most Adam card of all time
Sorator13: we got there!
Transmuted_Elf: There it is!
definenull: This is such an Adam coded deck
definenull: (complimentary)
BrowneePointz: DOOT DOOT HAS ARRIVED
KringusWringus: where's that acidic slime, c'mon, that's of the era
AllTheWeasels: this Adam cube is cool
HadesLeprechaun: and c'moooon Gary
macbody2: atarka reading circle.
MegaDosX: It's such a cool card
MegaDosX: !card starfield vocalist
LRRbot: Starfield Vocalist [3U] | Creature — Human Bard [3/4] | If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. / Warp {1}{U}
ShifuDaxiongmao:
they'd put it at 2, in a modern horizons expansion
Micalovits: Or give et an activated ability or ETB
MegaDosX: You can cast this one for 2, sort of
Raincoast_Bear: Hey LRR MtG'ers. Now are the cards playing tonight?
BrowneePointz: most panharm variants are still 4
LRRbot: Sphere of the Suns [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped and with three charge counters on it. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
BrowneePointz: I think Harmonic Prodigy is the cheapest?
MegaDosX: Uh, I don't think so
definenull: Does it?
MegaDosX: Enters with means it doesn't get doubled
KringusWringus: we nearly broke sphere of the suns
Raincoast_Bear: Judge Serge has spoken.
LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.
MegaDosX: That one gets doubled
thraximore: lmaooo
HadesLeprechaun: Delney is 3 with a different restricted copy effect and is pretty nuts
MegaDosX: !card delney
LRRbot: Delney, Streetwise Lookout [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / If an ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
LRRbot: Dragonlord Atarka [5RG] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying, trample / When Dragonlord Atarka enters, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
definenull: Welp
Mr_Horrible: one of them costs half as much as the other, however
Mr_Horrible: I do love Kitesail remembering they have a 2nd hand
LRRbot: Hostage Taker [2UB] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile another target creature or artifact until this creature leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Micalovits: Eeewwww
Mr_Horrible: siiiiiick
MegaDosX: WOW
BrowneePointz: !card Harmonic Prodigy
LRRbot: Harmonic Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Prowess / If an ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
thraximore: wowza
Sorator13: Ooooh
MegaDosX: And you can cast the Noble!
BrowneePointz: ye harmonic is 2 but it’s a MH2 card
MegaDosX: Atarka sure does swing things
LoadingReadyRun: I just like the idea of Tarkir elder dragons adapting from their brutal warring clans setting to Strixhaven's fairly peaceful academic environment
Micalovits: Nah, 7 mana mythics sure still win the game in limited
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun I think the Arcavios elder dragons would disagree if one of them showed up tbh. I also don't know if they would adapt >_>
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun it might be a rough adaptation, but are the Strixhaven dragons Elder Dragons or the second generation? I forget
ShifuDaxiongmao: @LoadingReadyRun "Warring clans - a thesis"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think a couple of them might adapt
BrowneePointz: The biggest issue is the Arcavian Elders dislike magic outside the 5 specific snarls and would kill thrm on sight
MegaDosX: @Thefluffiestguineapig They're elder dragons that were spawned from the snarls
macbody2: i am not kidding. This cube looks so amazing. like legit awesome. the cards are so cool.
BrowneePointz: the STX elders spawned from the snarls
Sorator13: Can you get enough mana next turn to play Hostage Taker and then play Atarka?
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
definenull: Hostage taker your own creature to get more draws?
KringusWringus: gotta tutor up the swagtusk
benjamin_wheeler: hello I design commissioned cubes if you ever want some joy in your life
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Yeah, I think the Jeskai dragon head would adapt ok with space to do martial arts
Thefluffiestguineapig:
But the others noooooot so much
LRRbot: Lava Coil [1R] | Sorcery | Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
BrowneePointz: in ancient times two planes slammed into each other and formed Arcavios and the leylines entangled at 5 points and made the snarls which birthed the STX Elders
James_the_Dabbler: Mods I think there’s a service bot in chat, name Benjamin Wheeler? /j
chaos5896: i miss the era james' board state comes from
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Micalovits: Oh right, looter scooter is also on blocks
definenull: Lava coil down!
LRRbot: Hostage Taker [2UB] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile another target creature or artifact until this creature leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
LRRbot: Temple of Deceit | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
MegaDosX: Adam can cast the Noble too
James_the_Dabbler: James oh no
LRRbot: Temple of Abandon | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Bengineering: never give up, your opponent could always be james
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: Atarka? Doubled?
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
LRRbot: Dragonlord Atarka [5RG] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying, trample / When Dragonlord Atarka enters, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
James_the_Dabbler: I also thought it what Wheeler
A_Dub888: well it was A Ben
MegaDosX: Elvish Mystic reduced to ashes
niccus: any in-cube traditions you want to set? marking cards that won matches?
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Bengineering: hes a big boy adam all g
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MegaDosX: Outstanding
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Blossoming Defense
GamerCat88: ggs
LRRbot: Villainous Wealth [XBGU] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs.
MegaDosX: Of course
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
MegaDosX: GARY
Mr_Horrible: 2 classics
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When this creature enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
LRRbot: Anger of the Gods [1RR] | Sorcery | Anger of the Gods deals 3 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
BrowneePointz: remember don’t fist pump or Pokemon will strip your win
definenull: Wheeler secretly built the cube for adam
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LoadingReadyRun:
Speaking of other dragons teaching at Strixhaven, I bet Niv Mizzet would love to have a whole class of Prismari students to teach and mold
definenull: Gbye Adam!
ContingentCat:
Braise cude
goombalax: adam about to go spend his 50 bucls
Redbassist: Cude
Mai_Andra:
or tomorrow at GRD break
BrowneePointz: Zimone is currently working for and studying with Niv Paul!
rosesmcgee: Cube good, James picked a good theme. Wheeler executed it wonderfully
ShifuDaxiongmao: Niv Mizzet would just mold the students into all praising him... "Best praise gets top grade"
BrowneePointz: it’s how she found out (kinda) that there’s a…parallel multiverse *gasp*
MrGibberish: @browneepointz I saw that. Wild
rosesmcgee: Guest lecturer Niv would be pretty funny
Ukon_Cairns: YYeh, Despite the color pairings I think the quandrix school a better fit for Niv Mizzet
BrowneePointz: but yea there’s Strixhaven students studying abroad on Rav and other places
ShifuDaxiongmao: Which dragons would teach which classes, chat?
macbody2: Well. spider man and cloud strife with Shredder on hall monitor duty.
rosesmcgee: I think Niv showing up to teach Prismari and realizing they're all theater kids would be hilarious
Ukon_Cairns: Ugin spirit dragon guest lecture for lorehold
MrGibberish: @ukon_cairns vice dean?
BrowneePointz: Niv would have to host lectures. he kinda can’t leave cuz he’s the Guildpact
Redbassist: Pikachu
rosesmcgee: @BrowneePointz Field trip! Everyone on the bus!
BrowneePointz: Ashling
macbody2: @ShifuDaxiongmao Atarka - Wittgenstein and Hegel. basically continental philosophy’s greatest hits.
definenull: Imagine in an alt universe where good ol nicky has tenure at strixhaven
Redbassist:
BrowneePointz: Kolaghan teaches Phys Ed
Mr_Horrible: mistah persecutah
MegaDosX: Abyssal Persecutor
Mr_Horrible: Abyssal "where's my goddamn sac outlet"
rosesmcgee: Magic needs less apocalyptic stakes and more shenanigans stories
Ukon_Cairns: Chat can't lose this guess who. Streamer can't win.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
it's mean Ben! 
BrowneePointz: the thing is I don’t think Atarka teaches anything. she’s kind of just an animalistic hungry brute
Natedogg2: Just say it in italics.
dutchmoose: mouse over the window close button
RockPusher:
Micalovits: damn, 3 more cute and awesome people!
MrSarkhan:
Yes!
macbody2: @BrowneePointz that’s the joke.
rosesmcgee: Lorna please
Mr_Horrible: swirl the cube for bouquet
fjordsword: Lorna took over Kathleen
Vinewood_OG: Owww my back
ReachW: thanks for the primer, Lorna.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
hopefully red goes fast
LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Goblin Wardriver [RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Battle cry
ShifuDaxiongmao: red deck goes brrrrr
Mr_Horrible: just slap down a nyxfleece ram
LRRbot: Skirsdag High Priest [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Morbid — {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate only if a creature died this turn.
thraximore: battle cry is other
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
definenull: Monke
thraximore: so it should only be a 2/2
KringusWringus: let's go Timely Reinforcements or something
Mr_Horrible: just 5, battle cry doesn't doesn't affect the creature it's on
LRRbot: Vexing Devil [R] | Creature — Devil [4/3] | When this creature enters, any opponent may have it deal 4 damage to them. If a player does, sacrifice this creature.
ReachW: Ragavan (not that one)
Mr_Horrible: oh god
MrSarkhan: Vexing devil!
Jillexie: Cori is just a little guy
definenull: Still looking for that vexing devil Dandân deck
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying / Deathtouch / Lifelink
KringusWringus: classic
Transmuted_Elf: wow that deck title, ben hot dang
Mr_Horrible: the question is, does it solve *enough* problems
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
KringusWringus: it's monkey time
Mr_Horrible: goblin doesn't buff itself
Mr_Horrible: so 2, 2, and 3
KringusWringus: yeah it's battlecry other dudes
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
Mr_Horrible: this cube just keeps making me say "another classic"
SnowBuddy18: and the satyr has to damage Ben
definenull: Classic
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, pizzyyy
realbadatthis_: Did ben lose life off saytr?
realbadatthis_: nvm
Micalovits: Got there!
Mr_Horrible:
because they had to make the keyword more complicated to calculate
ShifuDaxiongmao: suddenly lifegain deck!
LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Mr_Horrible: that goblin *was* a hero, it's true
KringusWringus: that goblin died a hero
KringusWringus: @Mr_Horrible hehe
Mr_Horrible: 5 on the board, 7 with vault, yeah
Mr_Horrible:
@KringusWringus honored to share the braincell 
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Kytheon, Hero of Akros [W] (back: Gideon, Battle-Forged) | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | At end of combat, if Kytheon and at least two other creatures attacked this combat, exile Kytheon, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control. / {2}{W}: Kytheon gains indestructible until end of turn.
Micalovits: Baby Chad!
Mr_Horrible: Young Gideon, on ABC
insanecat6mtg: Hello everyone! Just got back from my pre-release and went 2-1.
LRRbot: Erebos, God of the Dead [3B] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [5/7] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to black is less than five, Erebos isn't a creature. / Your opponents can't gain life. / {1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
curley_d: @insanecat6mtg congrats!!
Bacon_Trail: and don't let ben be on the play
BrowneePointz: I miss Gideon so much and that’s why he was an effective death
insanecat6mtg: @curley_d Thank you!
Bacon_Trail: truth
Transmuted_Elf: do we think they will revese his death with break?
MegaDosX: Doubt it
drrek0: That's the advice I try to follow as a blood bowl player too
MegaDosX: At best he might show up to give Liliana closure
BrowneePointz: I’d be mad if they did @transmuted_elf but Jace might try
MegaDosX: And then not stick around
KringusWringus: They could give us an alt universe gideon, but I think that'd be a one-off
Micalovits: Current standard is "keep people not playing standard" agro
BrowneePointz: if there’s an alt Gideon that gives Lili closure and leads her to being BW I’d be happy
Hadouken_lol_catz: Yeah the red comrades
adept_nekomancer: "James's cube, in the vicinity of Wheeler"
KringusWringus: does Cori have a Lingering Souls or something
LoadingReadyRun:
Tv series pitch: Nicol Bolas teaching at Strixhaven as a work release program from the meditation realm. Ugin is in charge of his parole and together they also solve crimes
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
BraveOthello: Heck yeah swiftspear!
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
NotCainNorAbel: who do you have playing Bolas?
macbody2: @LoadingReadyRun but like small crimes. Like shoplifting or someone’s garden getting messed up.
BraveOthello: @LoadingReadyRun Someone get WotC on the phone!
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
LRRbot: Drana, Liberator of Malakir [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Ally [2/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Drana deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature you control.
Dog_of_Myth: @NotCainNorAbel Do you think Bolas would let anyone else play him?
Mr_Horrible: when are they gonna introduce Durst Strike?
LRRbot: Blade Splicer [2W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. / Golems you control have first strike.
adept_nekomancer: @macbody2 "Aw, it wasn't a burglar, it was just this hedron crab. He's so cute!"
Micalovits: Man, I miss Blade Splicer
glitched_goddess: SPLOICAS!
LRRbot: Sram's Expertise [2WW] | Sorcery | Create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens. / You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Natedogg2: Do we have any Servo facts handy?
KringusWringus: Giancarlo Esposito as Bolas?
macbody2: @adept_nekomancer “we’ll have a little talk with him.”
Mr_Horrible: they're all cool, yeah
Vandristine: Sram exploded a bunch of servos out of a guy, was wild
BraveOthello: Is this a mystery of the week series? Is there an ensemble cast, or just Ugin+Nicky ?
LoadingReadyRun: @macbody2 of course, Bolas is constantly schemeing, but over the course of the series, he gains a respect for his brother and learns the value of friendship
macbody2: @adept_nekomancer but. it’s not a metafor. they actually have a little talk with him.
LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Micalovits: Oh no
Gunderrode: lol
LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
Mr_Horrible: @Vandristine my mental image is all the servos pulled the "push the guy over by ducking behind him" trick
Mr_Horrible: you're gonna need to double-block the splicer if you want it to die
Natedogg2: Blade Splicer also has first strike.
Natedogg2: Err, the token has first strike.
macbody2: @LoadingReadyRun and every episode. they turn to the camera and over explain today’s lesson. like GI Joe or He-man.
jimber_jam: golem also first strikes, right?
drrek0: The golem on hits for 3, it also has first strike from the splicer
Micalovits: Notably the Golem has first strike from the splicer
Mr_Horrible: the golem does, so it does not benefit damage-wise from the counter
BraveOthello: @loadingreadyrun who's the target audience?
Micalovits: Damn, chat yanking our chain to correct things
LoadingReadyRun:
@BraveOthello me
Mr_Horrible:
quick, play a fling, Ben
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.
Mr_Horrible: ooh, nice
InfiniTokens: Hello!
Mr_Horrible: "Hey guys where's the party?" *dies*
CeridwenCoeur: Cori wpuldve taken 1 less damage since it had first strike and would hit before the drana trigger made it bigger
LRRbot: Experimental Frenzy [3R] | Enchantment | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. / You can't play lands or cast spells from your hand. / {3}{R}: Destroy this enchantment.
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
hidingbox: Can someone point to where the cube list is located?
Mr_Horrible:
red enchantment destruction 
MegaDosX: You still draw for turn
MegaDosX: But you can't play what you draw
ReachW: oh experimental frenzy my beloved
TheWriterAleph: ExFrenzy my beloved
MegaDosX: I have one of these from a pack I opened years ago, haven't found a home for it yet though
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's basically "hope your library is sequenced well"
MegaDosX: Runaway Steam Kin
Mr_Horrible: runaway steam-kin
BrowneePointz: Runaway Steam Kin
LRRbot: Gryff's Boon [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying. / {3}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
MrSarkhan: runaway steamkin
Mr_Horrible: the goat
YukonMan116: hey! just getting into magic. love your stuff.
accountmadeforants: I love Dumb Red Mythics
KringusWringus: Orbit, first strike
thehokeypokey: Superfly
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
LRRbot: Legion Loyalist [R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | Haste / Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: @YukonMan116 Welcome! glad to hear it
MegaDosX: Grim
MrSarkhan: love that gobbo!
Mr_Horrible: oh dear, the first strike
InfiniTokens: "Can't be blocked by tokens" that sounds aimed at me...
Gooseblast: Rude goblin!
A_Dub888: are we sure that card wasn’t printed after War of the Spark?
A_Dub888: that’s a lot of text
Mr_Horrible: my brain is so cooked I heard "Italian Triggers"
MegaDosX: The mono red philosophy
accountmadeforants: Ah, the other kind of Red Mythic
MegaDosX: !card plaguecrafter
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.
KringusWringus: @Mr_Horrible Italy expansion isn't until next year
Micalovits: 2 right? no prowess
superdude097: ^
LRRbot: Spark Harvest [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Mr_Horrible: @KringusWringus if they do New York one more time do the 3 combine into 1 Italy?
KringusWringus: lol
Mr_Horrible: it's the first line of the rules insert, even
insanecat6mtg:
northos: red deck sure did win
Natedogg2: Goblin Guide
Mr_Horrible: honestly, love a well-timed threaten
Fruan: Godlin Guide!
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: Goblin Guide
Mr_Horrible: Goblin Guide, yeah
glitched_goddess: goblin guide is amazing
MegaDosX: SETTLE
Micalovits: Now now, it would find you opponent a land at times
Sorator13:
accountmadeforants: GOOD JOB
Mr_Horrible:
ReachW: Wow the bonus sheet came through.
MegaDosX: Ben has some PTSD on Settle the Wreckage
BrowneePointz:
Games gotta end Ben
MrSarkhan: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX I think an entire generation of standard players do
Bacon_Trail: what if it just gets diluted because they add more cards in general
northos: cube designer's privilege
accountmadeforants: I played Gruul Midrange/Aggro around the time Settle was in Standard... I still like Settle.
Sealtest: anything I want?
VanRedd: I stopped playing over a decade ago. Got back into it with Arena, but after the cool Forgotten Realms set I fell off again.
Mr_Horrible: I think Settle is a fine card and had some unbelievably annoying play patterns for the standard it was in
adamlavadad: Settle is still leagues better than farewell
Micalovits: Farewell is just a little boring and strong in commander
PixelnKrisko: Am getting judged by the adds... back pain.. massage items - Cat good and new romance novels
Micalovits: Settle is a monster in 1v1
BrowneePointz: Farewell was also a monster in 1v1
BrowneePointz: it completely warped Standard for its entire Lifetime
Sorator13: Oh hey, Live is this weekend
Ukon_Cairns: FFarewell Kinda just punishes everyone for taking actions (other than draw card play land) before it's cast
Micalovits: Being 6 mana did mean that it was just to slow vs agro atleast
BrowneePointz: The rest of the decks it was in brickwalled aggro though
BrowneePointz: Wandering Emperor etc etc. Farewell was just the piledriver through the table moment
accountmadeforants: The brief period where we had both 5feri and Settle but no Gruul Spellbreaker was kinda miserable, but other than that I really didn't mind that much.
Micalovits: Yea, Wandering Emperor was a way bigger part of why that deck was good
BraveOthello: Chat my microwave burrito is too hot to eat ...
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants it was that + seal away, so combat became a 50/50 even on an empty board (and they could also build board risk free since settle's not a wrath)
northos:
@BraveOthello I have good news regarding the laws of thermodynamics
Sorator13: @BraveOthello I am attempting to cool off some meatballs and pasta; I feel you
LoadingReadyRun: @BraveOthello I see no solution. Throw it out
Micalovits: Make a second one to eat first, then the first one has cooled down
niccus: water will rapidly cool it
BraveOthello:
@Micalovits I made two 
accountmadeforants:
@Mr_Horrible Oh right, Seal Away 
definenull: i'll happily take that burrito off your hands
Mr_Horrible: put it back in the microwave, but upside down, that'll cool it
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants like I cannot lie I *hated* attacking in that standard
accountmadeforants: @BraveOthello That's just for self-defence mechanism, once you house-train your burrito it'll warm up (or rather cool down) to you
Micalovits: They really made sure to print anti agro cards after Ramunap Red just... Was the entire formay
BraveOthello: Him him Wheeler!
Ukon_Cairns: AAhh Yes, microwave it for -20 seconds to cool it off
accountmadeforants: *its self-defence
BrowneePointz: Ouilrr
definenull:
Mr_Horrible: *tv commercial with waves by a sea cliff*
Sorator13: and all of you have glasses!
Sealtest: wheeler is browt
definenull: plaid -> plaid goth -> goth?
KringusWringus: Wheeler? The James's Cube person?
accountmadeforants: Split evolution, Wheeler evolves into either Serge or Kathleen
Vinewood_OG: Ooof
Mr_Horrible: these cards have made me feel good, it's true
MrSarkhan: Oof
ReachW: I love medium-old Magic: The Gathering trading cards.
Mr_Horrible: "The Gamecube's still a recent console, right?"
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LoadingReadyRun: no longer Feel Good
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Ukon_Cairns: 2/3 chain, 2/3 black shirt, 2/3 plaid.
definenull: kathleen's deck name... 😳
ReachW: @Mr_Horrible Wait, I only just got my Sega Saturn when did Gamecube release?
BraveOthello: @definenull You know you love it your sicko
LRRbot: Frontline Medic [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/3] | Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell with {X} in its mana cost unless its controller pays {3}.
Mr_Horrible: @ReachW just go back into the cryo tube, it'll end better for you than this
Mustang_Redcloak: Hangarback Walker is boomer magic? I remember when Legacy and Vintage were called type 1.5 and type 1 respectively. Do we call that ancient magic?
LRRbot: Brimaz, King of Oreskos [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Brimaz attacks, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's attacking. / Whenever Brimaz blocks a creature, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's blocking that creature.
MrSarkhan: meow meow!
Sorator13: Kitty!
Mr_Horrible: finally a format where we can play brimaz
Sorator13: *alex noises*
ReachW: @Mr_Horrible I can't play Shining The Holy Ark in a cryo tube, no deal.
Vinewood_OG:
LRRbot: Adorned Pouncer [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | Double strike / Eternalize {3}{W}{W}
LoadingReadyRun:
@ReachW remember when the Unpacking devs had to clarify what a gamecube looks like because players didn't know where to put it
LRRbot: Incubation Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. / {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3.
LRRbot: Canyon Slough | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
BraveOthello: @LoadingReadyRun .... I have died of age. I am dust
Mr_Horrible:
@LoadingReadyRun I was unaware of this fact and now I hate that I know it 
ReachW: @LoadingReadyRun I do and I swear I aged like 10 years that day.
KringusWringus: I'm so old I remember 3 PS3s
LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
jimber_jam: there's a button: layers, or whatever
Micalovits: Reading Brimaz ability is so weird, feels like a word is missing since the creature is not tapped but still attacking
Mr_Horrible: although I suppose it's just another version of the "why is the save symbol that weird square thing?"
LoadingReadyRun: @KringusWringus I'm so old, I was *in* 3 PS3s
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
thraximore:
KringusWringus: @LoadingReadyRun lol
ReachW:
Mr_Horrible: 10/10
Mr_Horrible: to Paul's joke, not the hangarback walker
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
BraveOthello: @LoadingReadyRun Wait you're that guy?! Gee wilikers Mr.!
Territan: @Mr_Horrible I'm stuck on Autonauts, which acknowledges that problem, and uses a piggy bank as its "save" icon.
HedgehogKnight: New button idea "Layers?"
Mr_Horrible: banishing laser pointer
hidingbox: If 3 PS3s was so good, why is there no 4 PS4s? Oh Wait!
BrowneePointz: I get to watch some lovely folks play the Magic of my College Years and inhale some BBQ. This is a good evening
LRRbot: Dromoka's Command [GW] | Instant | Choose two — / • Prevent all damage target instant or sorcery spell would deal this turn. / • Target player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
KringusWringus: Was there ever a prequel? 2 PS2s?
definenull: kitties down
Mr_Horrible: @Territan I feel as if this opens up a new problem of the same kind, but honestly IDK maybe kids still know the concept of a piggy bank
glitched_goddess: I hate Dromoka, because I always want to say Jamocha, the word for Arby's coffee flavored milk shake
ReachW: Did we ever solve for X XBox Series Xs?
LoadingReadyRun: How about "That's because of layers or something" for a button?
Sorator13: !deck
Territan: @Mr_Horrible The icon explicitly showed coins being dropped into it (they weren't animated), so I think thry tried to cover it that way.
LRRbot: Thalia's Lieutenant [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Human you control. / Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Micalovits: Thopter fact! Did you know, that when kids open thopters as a gift, they are 20% happier than when they open a servo?
Mr_Horrible: @glitched_goddess I'm right there with you, I cannot say Dromoka without adding "...shake"
BraveOthello:
@LoadingReadyRun 
BrowneePointz: Paul, I'd buy "Because Layers or Something" sleeves
hidingbox: Thanks for the replies!
definenull: OOF
LRRbot: Oblivion Sower [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [5/8] | When you cast this spell, target opponent exiles the top four cards of their library, then you may put any number of land cards that player owns from exile onto the battlefield under your control.
Sorator13: "Layers: How do they work?" would be a good CK button
Sorator13: OH
Mr_Horrible: "I blame the layers"
MegaDosX: Wow
KringusWringus: that is a Big Thiccums
Sorator13: Oh wow, that lets you yoink any lands Serge exiled by other means, too
glitched_goddess: @Mr_Horrible or "Jamocha's Command"
thehokeypokey: Keeping mana dorks in the land pile is diabolical
Mustang_Redcloak: It's untapped
Mr_Horrible: me sowing oblivion: [unintelligible] me reaping oblivion: [still unintelligible]
Micalovits: @thehokeypokey Also technically cheating, but eh
Dog_of_Myth: Crying is a free action
Mr_Horrible:
@glitched_goddess mmm... 
LRRbot: Leonin Relic-Warder [WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may exile target artifact or enchantment. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
definenull: kitty brings kitty back
KringusWringus: Now we just need a Journey to Nowhere for the Relic-Warder
LRRbot: Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite [5WW] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/7] | Vigilance / Other creatures you control get +2/+2. / Creatures your opponents control get −2/−2.
definenull: OOF
Dog_of_Myth: hahahhaah
hidingbox: oof
MegaDosX: THICC
Micalovits: Lets go!
KringusWringus: nice
dasdardly: kathleeeeeeeeeen
MrSarkhan: hell yeah Kathleen!!!
Sorator13: oh dear
thraximore: WOOF
Mr_Horrible:
Juliamon: ah, that's where she went
definenull: i see the thiccums now
Mustang_Redcloak:
Serge entering his Yu-Gi-Oh villain arc. Not paying costs for cards
A_Dub888:
ReachW: Oh me oh my
ReachW: value
Mr_Horrible: "No, we're *GOING* to the vet, I'm not doing this song and dance."
BrowneePointz: Wait! Brimaz ends up Compleated! That's really funny!
LRRbot: Ultimate Price [1B] | Instant | Destroy target monocolored creature.
Transmuted_Elf: wait who is the D&t list here?
PopeWorldbuild: The back and forth
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
Mr_Horrible: from my point of view the *jedi* are evil!
Mr_Horrible: @Transmuted_Elf well Kathleen is the taxes and Serge is going to die
rogerivany: Shouldn't Wheeler have double checked the cube since it's James Cube by Wheeler?
LRRbot: Adorned Pouncer [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | Double strike / Eternalize {3}{W}{W}
Micalovits: Uhhh, the right cat token!
BrowneePointz: Woah woah @rogerivany Wheeler is the curator of the cube, not the owner and purveyor of the cardboard
definenull: we racing?
Bruceski: @rogerivany It's the James cube (adjacent to) Wheeler.
PopeWorldbuild: We've got a race
MungoDude: I think Wheeler refined the list, James was in charge of sourcing the cardboard
Micalovits: Damn, Serge out here with 4 souls and I got none
definenull: oh what a draw
LRRbot: Deflecting Palm [RW] | Instant | The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.
definenull: uh oh
LoadingReadyRun: Is an "El Norn" worse then an "El-ish Norn"?
Sorator13: What a turnaround!
PopeWorldbuild: Super close
coachNelly: like maybe it seems pedantic but I actually appreciate wheeler calling the no target
definenull: *writes down deflecting palm*
Micalovits: Deflecting Palm is sweeeeet
BrowneePointz: swat is free commander Fork
dasdardly: neither are game changers 🤓
Territan: "El Norno" is a devastating ocean current.
hidingbox: One of the best ways to surprise an Emrakul
Mr_Horrible: love to board in 3 terashi's grasp
Micalovits: I am fine with Bo1 for draft online, but damn sideboarding is sweet for constructed
AllTheWeasels: and only gets more important as magic speeds up
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
Mustang_Redcloak: If you want to get real crazy, you put the entire sideboard in. Shuffle, then take out 15 cards.
Ukon_Cairns: More sideboarding would hopefully mean fewer cards that are just 3 cards stapled together.
Micalovits: Wait, is Siege Rhino in this cube?
Sorator13: @Mustang_Redcloak ...that would be an incredible Un-set card
BrowneePointz: teetering peaks
coachNelly: damn I just noticed Kathleen is cosplaying as serge
BrowneePointz: lynx into pede
Mr_Horrible: and smoldering spires to remove a blocker
BrowneePointz: killed me SO much
Mustang_Redcloak:
Mr_Horrible: sejiri steppe for pro (to *also* remove a blocker)
Sorator13: Serge, if you're cosplaying Kathleen, you're wearing too many colors
LRRbot:
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rogerivany: Does Kathleen own a white shirt?
coachNelly:
you both look great
ThorSokar: does Serge own ANY black clothing?
definenull: wheeler is *right* there
Julian_Rogue: oh hey now that you metnion it kathleen isn't in all black
Sorator13: I enjoy Wheeler's expressions during this conversation
Vinewood_OG: Proof of life wave
BraveOthello: @Sorator13 I think he saw you
BrowneePointz: Correct. Kathleen knows how to wear Black and accessorize with splashes of color. Cuz she's cool
Micalovits: OH yea, wheeler, you also look cute
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
Mustang_Redcloak: Go on...
Territan: I had 90°F (32°C) either today or yesterday.
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LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, DocTower! (Today's storm count: 33)
thraximore:
Sorator13: !card novice inspect
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
Mr_Horrible: to be fair inspector's a soldier, which is a different problem
Mustang_Redcloak: Novice Inspector will always be a novice. But Thraben Inspector can be an expert.
Ukon_Cairns: Friendly reminder that Lavinia is the only magic card that can detain without committing a crime
Dr_fragenstien: rises from the grave to shoot predators in the dick.
LRRbot: Soldier of the Pantheon [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Protection from multicolored / Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.
Mr_Horrible: it's the 1-drop all-stars parade
Twilight_Spark: Yugioh was a mistake.
Sorator13: I morph this chromeshell crab...
Micalovits: Damn, willbender in this cube? Nice
loufghyslaufey: @Twilight_Spark Are ao3 Terms or Conditions a mistake?
Kentosaurus: got him
MrSarkhan: LMAO
AllTheWeasels: got eeeem
Twilight_Spark: Damn
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
underhill33:
LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith deals 1 damage to any target.
Sorator13:
Twilight_Spark: Wheeler, our first Table Enemy.
ReachW: Nah, from this era it's gotta be Den Protector
loufghyslaufey: @Twilight_Spark Nono! Pot of grEEd was a mistake. Obviously.
LRRbot: Incubation Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. / {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3.
loufghyslaufey: Cuz "nobody even knows what PoT oF gR33D even does...!"
LRRbot: Adanto Vanguard [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +2/+0. / Pay 4 life: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
Territan: And this is where Kathleen rockets off the starting line and does ...no? Problematic.
Twilight_Spark:
@loufghyslaufey pot of greed let's you scry 1 right?
drewm1022:
Settle would cost 5 tho.
ReachW: Bonus Sheet: Oops! All Settles!
LRRbot: Dromoka's Command [GW] | Instant | Choose two — / • Prevent all damage target instant or sorcery spell would deal this turn. / • Target player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
Athelgar: "Its on the Settle the Wreakage sheet."
ThorSokar:
Sixtyten
Territan: So, seventy or six hundred?
ThorSokar: heat stroke is bad m'kay
Khalstrom: Dope
definenull: will it be recorded?
drewm1022: Oh shit, I've been reading the October Daye series.
definenull: D:
Territan: Bag the flannel, but keep it with you; sometimes the desert gets cold at night.
drewm1022: She talks about playing Magic and DnD all the time in her forewards.
northos: ephemera!
dasdardly: great pitch
AllTheWeasels:
drewm1022: Seanan, that is.
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
AdamTheIndividual:
i was the guy that spent the 8$ on unbasics
LRRbot: Incubation Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. / {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3.
rogerivany: James said he had said basics from his pauper cube
LRRbot: Isolated Chapel | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Adanto Vanguard [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +2/+0. / Pay 4 life: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Managorger Hydra [2G] | Creature — Hydra [1/1] | Trample / Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
definenull: george!
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Pristine Talisman [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Merfolk Branchwalker [1G] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/1] | When this creature enters, it explores.
62MGcobra: dang arena autotapper
definenull: spicyy... the george continues to grow
lamina5432: rminds me of the standard with explore in it
dasdardly: well
Dog_of_Myth: ahhahaah
ATrophonian: WUT
WulfAether: KATHLEEN?!
MrSarkhan: LMAO
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: WOAH
Kentosaurus: clip it
Twilight_Spark: HUHH
ThorSokar: hahahahaha
Juliamon: OH NO
definenull: KATHLEEN
Micalovits: Same
YeetTheRich_: ha
underhill33:
letsbelgo: woooooo
ReachW: ding ding ding
Vandristine: HOLY
Mustang_Redcloak:
PopeWorldbuild: WOW
coachNelly: omg me too
BraveOthello: Clip it
Sorator13: oh no
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I mean, same.
YeetTheRich_: preach
jessicatheblack:
FauksStarling: Incredible
hidingbox: a choice was made
thraximore:
WulfAether: Serge cool as a cu-cumber.
niccus: so that's why it was retired
Territan: With a "Pounter" in the middle.
thraximore:
plutowasaplanet: spoonerism
itira: wuh oh
KeithulhuCards: Amazing
coachNelly: next episode is UK only
hidingbox: This is what happens to the punt counterpunt crew without Nelson
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
ArtDecoSunburn: Spoonerisms are always a treat. Or, tralways a weat.
LRRbot: Banisher Priest [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Frontline Medic [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/3] | Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell with {X} in its mana cost unless its controller pays {3}.
LRRbot: Inspiring Vantage | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Brimaz, King of Oreskos [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Brimaz attacks, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's attacking. / Whenever Brimaz blocks a creature, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's blocking that creature.
NotCainNorAbel: kitty
LRRbot: Sublime Archangel [2WW] | Creature — Angel [4/3] | Flying / Exalted / Other creatures you control have exalted.
marxmarksman: Sublime Archangel dosen't practice Santeria.
LoadingReadyRun: Chat, Is Sublime Archangel a big creature?
KringusWringus: alright now we need the soulbond innistrad guy who gives doublestrike
Micalovits: Can we keep the mana dork away from the lands then? Since it being a creature is extra relevant
Territan: Nice. Serge can have an occasional cat, as a treat.
rogerivany: @LoadingReadyRun It can be bolted....so no?
YeetTheRich_: ok alf
LRRbot: Geist-Honored Monk [3WW] | Creature — Human Monk [*/*] | Vigilance / Geist-Honored Monk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control. / When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
BraveOthello: @rogerivany Does to doomblade ...
dasdardly: unlucky its unbeatable
LRRbot: Adorned Pouncer [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | Double strike / Eternalize {3}{W}{W}
LRRbot: Merfolk Branchwalker [1G] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/1] | When this creature enters, it explores.
Micalovits: The kitty with the angel is going to hurt
marxmarksman: Merfolk Branchwalker, AKA Merfolk Chump Blocker
definenull: it gets 1 power off the monk tho
LRRbot: Hero of Bladehold [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
ReachW: one time, Elesh Norn. One time. come on.
LoadingReadyRun: Sorry, Hero of Bladehold, but you have a weird looking horse
batlin425: just tuned in... so much white...
FlargBlarg: cmon norn!
LRRbot: Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [10/10] | When you cast this spell, exile two target permanents. / Indestructible / Whenever Ulamog attacks, defending player exiles the top twenty cards of their library.
definenull: yikes
MegaDosX: Ermagerd, Urlermerg
LRRbot: Overwhelming Stampede [3GG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
LRRbot: Carnage Tyrant [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/6] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample, hexproof
MegaDosX: Carny T!
vengevinnie:
that's what they said
darkpks2:
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Mikaeus, the Lunarch [XW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [0/0] | Mikaeus enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Mikaeus. / {T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Mikaeus: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
LRRbot: Butcher of the Horde [1RWB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Flying / Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.
dagoth__ur_: im here
itira:
hidingbox: At least someone
KringusWringus: I wasn't listening, Kathleen can you say it again please
Natedogg2: I won't say anything.
LaconicLad: I heard nothing
durketh:
Dog_of_Myth:
rogerivany: I don't think it was clipped.
Vinewood_OG: Checkmate
MegaDosX: Sounds like a challenge
MrSarkhan:
rosesmcgee: Executive privilege
Evil_John_Cena: hi everybody
Bacon_Trail: I can't wait for the snarky comment under kathleen saying she'll just take it out in the highlight reel
batlin425: I want a cube "By Wheeler"...
MrSarkhan:
ReachW:
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Dog_of_Myth:
YeetTheRich_: good bit
corianderd: good luck angel!
LRRbot: Elixir of Immortality [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle this artifact and your graveyard into their owner's library.
dutchmoose: oh yeah
KringusWringus: elixir of immortality!? is wheeler just going to win by decking
hidingbox: brings people back
LRRbot: Thief of Sanity [1UB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of that player's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest into their graveyard. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Natedogg2: We're in for a long one.
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
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LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Sword of Body and Mind [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token and that player mills ten cards. / Equip {2}
superdude097: I love the Syncopate ladie doing the Dikembe Mutombo
LRRbot: Jace, Telepath Unbound (front: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy) | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−0 until your next turn. / [−3]: You may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. / [−9]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent mills five cards."
LRRbot: Ral, Storm Conduit [2UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [4] | Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Ral deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. / [+2]: Scry 1. / [−2]: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
definenull: Got the chain?
LRRbot: Midnight Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
definenull: (chain of smog I meant)
dutchmoose: oh ben's deck goes hard
Voodoo__games:
unfortunately hes not in the colors for it
LRRbot: Kiora, the Crashing Wave [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kiora [2] | [+1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls. / [−1]: Draw a card. You may play an additional land this turn. / [−5]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token."
KringusWringus: someone call a judge on this wheeler guy
LRRbot: Thing in the Ice [1U] (back: Awoken Horror) | Creature — Horror [0/4] | Defender / This creature enters with four ice counters on it. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from this creature. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.
General_Pants: oh hell yeah
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
corianderd: yes!
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Ral's Outburst [2UR] | Instant | Ral's Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
ghizmou: Hell yeah Angel
Mr_Horrible:
he don't got that dawg in him no more 
BraveOthello: Rip Rift
owangel1: Bye Bye Cyclonic Rift
thraximore: trouble is the elixir just sorta blanks the mill
hidingbox: milling a flashback-able twister seems good I htink
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
ghizmou: @thraximore blank it once
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
thraximore: I suppose there's a decent chance it gets milled the second time
Twilight_Spark: Is this popping off?
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
coachNelly: this is peak
hidingbox: Stuff of dreams right there
General_Pants: the answer is shrimple
Twilight_Spark: Shrimply magic
lamina5432: the horror
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
YeetTheRich_: pfff
definenull: Hard casting dig is wild
Voodoo__games: pog most fair dig ever
RatherLargeToad: it’s clobbering time!
corianderd: I had Star of Extinction
coachNelly: I’m guessing everyone in the draft saw the star of extinction
thraximore: I didn't see an elixirrrrrrr
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
LRRbot: Censor [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. / Cycling {U}
hidingbox: brutal
thraximore: BRUTAL
MegaDosX: Gross
ghizmou: that s 1 more damage
LRRbot: Dungeon Geists [2UU] | Creature — Spirit [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this creature.
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: can a man cast 3 instants or sorceries?
LRRbot: Commence the Endgame [4UU] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Draw two cards, then amass Zombies X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
thraximore: amass zombies
LRRbot: Elixir of Immortality [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle this artifact and your graveyard into their owner's library.
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
Redbassist:
ReachW:
100 Magic: The Gathering
MegaDosX: Filthy
Mr_Horrible: probably the most appropriate usage of a card called "Commence the Endgame"
Bacon_Trail: this is such an interesting deck that I would not have the brain space to put together. maybe not even pilot
coachNelly: that game was sick
MegaDosX: Wheeler's deck is incredible
GirlPainting: death by alcohol
hidingbox: Judge, my opponent pre-boarded against me!
Voodoo__games: sphinxes rev at home goes crazzzzy
Mr_Horrible: if wheeler had 2 more mana he could've countered the elixir activation, even
MrSarkhan: I want to buy a copy of this cube so bad.
Sorator13: !deck
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99dcwolf:
coachNelly: feast and famine still pretty messed up in limited
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drcthulu: Cube is about doing powerful things
drcthulu: for the inner Timmy
MrSarkhan: lol no
Voodoo__games: we all know what cube is really about, casting oath of druid frfr
Mr_Horrible: body & mind also has one of the biggest impacts because it was the point where the cycle got a continuation
MrSarkhan: LMAO
KringusWringus: I think it's cool to have some cards that people are afraid of or hate or otherwise strongly react to. More stories that way, no?
Mr_Horrible:
get his ass
YeetTheRich_: lmao
Bacon_Trail: a friend once helped me build my first commander deck with a token focus, then showed up to help me test it with an elesh norn deck
coachNelly: bodied
Mai_Andra: wheeler trying to play beyblade suddenly... "go, shoot!"
g0blinslide: hahaha gotem
hidingbox: got him
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Mr_Horrible: he's not lying, tho, I *do* want to buy berserk
LRRbot: Temple of Enlightenment | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Territan: Is this where someone comes up with the incandescently brilliant idea of a "Cube Builder Recipe Exchange?"
Dog_of_Myth: Speaking of Sam, he put out a sweet video today
99dcwolf: That OG Temple art is my favorite of the cycle
LRRbot: Geist of Saint Traft [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Hexproof / Whenever Geist of Saint Traft attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
LRRbot: Censor [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. / Cycling {U}
hidingbox: those were the days
Mr_Horrible: mistah traft
LRRbot: Narset, Parter of Veils [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Narset [5] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / [−2]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
LoadingReadyRun: Geist of Saint Tra-- Shut your mouth
Kalpho: the wild part was the best way to remove the geist was your own geist
LRRbot: Wilderness Reclamation [3G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, untap all lands you control.
Mr_Horrible: Narset sees one (1) goth and goes into exile
coachNelly: but I’m just talking bout taft
dutchmoose: damn that card is pretty hot
Mr_Bitterness: @LoadingReadyRun I'm just talkin' about Traft!
LRRbot: Midnight Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
RatherLargeToad: we can dig it
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
MegaDosX: Temur Reclamation flashbacks, though that didn't have Dig
TheAlmightyCheddar: Rec trigger untap cast explosion
Mr_Horrible: still astonishes me that rec made it through in that state
LRRbot: Whirler Rogue [2UU] | Creature — Human Rogue Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Mr_Horrible: "hey don't we have a number of backbreaking instants that we balance by having them be really expensive?" "Nah it'll be fine"
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
LRRbot: Commit // Memory | Commit [3U] | Instant | Put target spell or nonland permanent into its owner's library second from the top. // Memory [4UU] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
LRRbot: Kiora, the Crashing Wave [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kiora [2] | [+1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls. / [−1]: Draw a card. You may play an additional land this turn. / [−5]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token."
LRRbot: Midnight Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
thraximore: eh, technically you have to target. but you can just target a land
LRRbot: Thing in the Ice [1U] (back: Awoken Horror) | Creature — Horror [0/4] | Defender / This creature enters with four ice counters on it. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from this creature. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
Mr_Horrible: kicking over the ice sculpture at the fair
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
Vandristine: 6, now 7
LRRbot: Doom Whisperer [3BB] | Creature — Nightmare Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / Pay 2 life: Surveil 2.
KringusWringus: dooooom
Mr_Horrible: "doom."
LRRbot: Pull from Tomorrow [XUU] | Instant | Draw X cards, then discard a card.
Mr_Horrible: seems excessive
LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Seasons Past [4GG] | Sorcery | Return any number of cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. Put Seasons Past on the bottom of its owner's library.
corianderd: I'm also judging
dutchmoose: jfc
Mr_Horrible: starting to think this Wheeler fella just likes to draw cards
LRRbot: Thing in the Ice [1U] (back: Awoken Horror) | Creature — Horror [0/4] | Defender / This creature enters with four ice counters on it. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from this creature. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.
LRRbot: Elixir of Immortality [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle this artifact and your graveyard into their owner's library.
bobbobbobobobobobobobob: Is his deck just massively stronger or?
LRRbot: Cloudblazer [3WU] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
hidingbox: is banned in most places
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
Voodoo__games: dig through time proving why you only get to really play it in vintage
LRRbot: Declaration in Stone [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Harvest Pyre [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard. / Harvest Pyre deals X damage to target creature.
Mai_Andra: oh, "Thought Sieze" not "my poor innocent thoughtsies..."
LoadingReadyRun: @Mai_Andra Nasty Hobbitses with their thoughtsies
LRRbot: Ral, Storm Conduit [2UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [4] | Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Ral deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. / [+2]: Scry 1. / [−2]: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
RatherLargeToad: a weird red and blue Ral
LRRbot: Seasons Past [4GG] | Sorcery | Return any number of cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. Put Seasons Past on the bottom of its owner's library.
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coachNelly:
ReachW: Seasons Past too. ooooooh
LRRbot: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy [1U] (back: Jace, Telepath Unbound) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [0/2] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are five or more cards in your graveyard, exile Jace, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
definenull: Anyone else hear entry of the gladiators?
Mr_Bitterness: actual baby jace!
northos: literal actual baby Jace
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
northos:
targeting?
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
northos: woooow
bobbobbobobobobobobobob: Just entered, where is he getting the extra untaps from?
KringusWringus: didnt Angel no-value the snap? I think its ok
superdude097: @bobbobbobobobobobobobob Wilderness Rec
northos: !card wilderness reclamation
LRRbot: Wilderness Reclamation [3G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, untap all lands you control.
corianderd: @KringusWringus yes
dagoth__ur_: i love this game
Mr_Bitterness: @bobbobbobobobobobobobob Wilderness Reclimation
LRRbot: Cloudblazer [3WU] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.
LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
northos: hey hey, save the blazing for Monday
g0blinslide: Im rooting for Angel to win here, and for Wheeler to die to his hubris
Mustang_Redcloak:
Dig Through Time is now Doomsday
dumbo3k: Is Wheeler going to deck himself?
General_Pants: wheeler is Gaming
SnowBuddy18: @dumbo3k nah, he has Elixir
ghizmou: don't be ridiculous James
realbadatthis_: @dumbo3k Elixer of Immortality
ReachW: Winning the game seems like a misplay with this game state.
dumbo3k: !card Elixer of IMmortality
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
HadesLeprechaun: Wheeler's goal is to timeout on MTGO
LRRbot: Seasons Past [4GG] | Sorcery | Return any number of cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. Put Seasons Past on the bottom of its owner's library.
nan_de_mo_nai: this cube is so unbelievably sick
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LRRbot: Geist of Saint Traft [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Hexproof / Whenever Geist of Saint Traft attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
LRRbot: Doom Whisperer [3BB] | Creature — Nightmare Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / Pay 2 life: Surveil 2.
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LRRbot: Commence the Endgame [4UU] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Draw two cards, then amass Zombies X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
radderer: cyc rift damn
radderer: that is brutal
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
coachNelly: thanks for stream 🙇♂️
LRRbot: Pull from Tomorrow [XUU] | Instant | Draw X cards, then discard a card.
coachNelly: dope format
WalrusOntheCourt: Ouch!
corianderd: awww gg fun cube
insanecat6mtg:
dagoth__ur_: that was hot
radderer: GG GG
KringusWringus: very fun cube
northos: and that, kids, is why wilderness reclamation was banned in standard
ReachW: Magic's a pretty good game.
General_Pants: that was sick cant wait for the vod
ghizmou: good cube good stream
dungeonmasteralek: Thanks for the stream, was a ton of fun!
g0blinslide: GGs. Cube looks amazing, lets play it again sometime
lamina5432: g
Voodoo__games: thats why sphinxes rev is good
Bacon_Trail: that was sick and impossibly annyoing to play against
WalrusOntheCourt: Sweet!
Bacon_Trail: very cool
radderer: cool bye guys
Pywodwagon: James we gotta get you and this cube to CubeCon
radderer: yall are si ciik
ReachW: Zendikar block's gonna be a great add to this yeah
Bacon_Trail: thanks all for putting together such a great stream!
radderer: so cool**
AdamTheIndividual: where is the cube link?
Juliamon: !deck
radderer: what fun thanks yall
e_bloc:
333
dutchmoose: honking car horn
Dog_of_Myth:
ReachW: Cube to Canlander is a true combo heck yeag
dutchmoose: um
MegaDosX: Super Battle Golf is beautiful chaos
e_bloc: every game is a rhythm game or a card game
Mr_Horrible: Mario Kart, but golf
MegaDosX: Wow
e_bloc: that'll be hard, I don't think he watches very often
Bacon_Trail: everyone's mind is too full of magic cards to remember lrr history
Dog_of_Myth: turns to dust
lamina5432: I was 8
calculated_uncertainties: to be fair, most of the cast was what 19?
99dcwolf: I was 4 in '03
MrSarkhan: I'm having fun with it.
e_bloc: you get what you pay for sometimes
Juliamon: the balm to soothe their ravaged-by-Cronos souls
corianderd: yup
calculated_uncertainties: oops all villains?
floor__chicken: oops all villains
floor__chicken: too slow...
starlitdiscord: oops all villains! yay!
rogerivany: GAmbling? I'm in.
calculated_uncertainties: @floor__chicken thanks for letting me be first, lol. that never happens
NotCainNorAbel:
500
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ATrophonian: Yup, that works. XD
insanecat6mtg: Goodnight everyone!
Kentosaurus:
ReachW: Thanks for the stream, team! Goodnight!
stippledotter:
Sorator13: something something never challenge chat good night!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Vinewood_OG: Is it a fold out couch?
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
fcloud:
yo where can i find the secrets of strixhaven league vods? 
doesnt appear to be on the lrrmtg youtube
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