Super Battle Golf || Crossing the Streams

SaxPython: What's good pre-game chat?
KeytarCat: I did some painting!
KeytarCat: I think that's good
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 jadielady: hey y'all
 MAPBoardgames: Kitties!
SaxPython: strong agree
  Foxmar320: 
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  Foxmar320: 
 ContingentCat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Super Battle Golf) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
 Diabore: i am ready to battle the golf
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 Diabore: superly
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat
KeytarCat: !findquote skin
  Foxmar320: Super Battle Golf is great, I look forward to much chaos
 ihlendrax: Chaos!
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, this game is great
 DaxStrife: Oh boy, Flog!
 AugmentingPath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Super Battle Golf) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (9s ago).
  Foxmar320: Nothing like taking a golf club to your friends
 ihlendrax: With aerial strikes and golf carts.
 Dog_of_Myth: I've seen this modded with up to 16 players. It's crazy.
 margieargie: Can't wait to watch some perfectly normal golf!
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 PharaohBender27: 420 Battle Golf everyday!
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  Foxmar320: @Dog_of_Myth It supports 16 players in menu it just gives you a warning
 dragonwarrior000: i've been waiting for this one
 neisan2112:     
 AngelicKnighthood:     
 neisan2112: This shit is going to devolve into chaos immediatly
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 OldUncleDan: This stream is going to be Golf-tastic!!!!!!
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 Mr_Horrible: "Super Battle Golf" or as I call it "Normal Golf"
 Dog_of_Myth: @Foxmar320 Oh, that's cool. I just thought it was a mod.
 Mr_Horrible: I am not allowed back to the country club
 PharaohBender27: Ohai Windows
 SkylerRingtail: Noises!
 Diabore: hello windows
 AngelicKnighthood: Herro Windows
  Foxmar320: @Dog_of_Myth Nope! It's just like "we recomend 8 but go nuts im not your dad"
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 Mr_Horrible: the sweet sweet sounds of character customization 
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 lamina5432: !advice
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  Foxmar320: Got to the sub ocean in this last night.
niccus: hearing regular golf noises
Mindfire13: It would be funny if there was a CTS that was just "how many LRR and LRR-adjacent people can we get on a single stream playing the same game." A logistical nightmare, but probably entertaining.
 Mr_Horrible: @LRRbot reading this like "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
 ErynTzun: 
 CaptainSpam: I'm assuming this is different from 100ft Robot Golf from many a year back?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible I can see that raising eyebrows over gin and tonics at the 19th hole. "Third caddy we lost this week."
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 djalternative: let chaos reign
 Mr_Horrible: although that does bring to mind the hilarious mental image of a golf course getting the HOA's wrath because of 1 persistent shitty golfer just tearing it up too hard
 GamerCat88: im excited for chaos
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on CROSSING THE STREAMS! | Graham, Adam, Ben, Cori, Heather, Nelly, and Ian hit the links for SUPER BATTLE GOLF! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116439765342356885
 Strebenherz: no sound i think
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 Strebenherz: sound now
 Makoforte: @Mr_Horrible Golfers vs HOAs.... The two worst organisations out know are fighting...
 Mr_Horrible: @ArtDecoSunburn "Lemme show you how to really mix an Atomic Fireball" as I call down the Hammer of Down on a par 3
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 Diabore: 7 whole battle golfers
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  Foxmar320: Normal Game Normal Golf 
 Mr_Horrible: *Hammer of Dawn, dammit
 Oscelot: Heya chat o/
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 Dog_of_Myth: Funny enough I live in a neighborhood with an HOA and next to a golf course.....
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 Oscelot: Heya Graham
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 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 lamina5432: pleasure to e here
 Diabore: jolf?
 Strebenherz: 
  Foxmar320: Golf?!
 ErynTzun: sUpEr BaTtle GOF
 Mr_Horrible: what's the upper limit on a cavalcade?
 KeytarCat: oh thankieee!
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible It's even funnier if it only hammers in one direction because it's a drunk hammer.
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 azureHaights: Battle! More! Golf!
 Laurence72: Not to be confused with the ooooold arcade classic, Gorf.
 JKBalch: Heck of a chorus
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SaxPython: The Jester's Who Gesture at it again
 CaptainSpam: Wow, no James or Wiggins?
 Mr_Horrible: @ArtDecoSunburn yeah, now the Hammer of Down is just my ball-peen after 2 Mac & Jacks
 Arkroma: 420 says what?  
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 e_bloc: wow it wasnt eastern european
  amative1: Ooh, so we get to listen to the guy scream?
 PharaohBender27: Is *that* why we got Windows noise?
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh so that's why the sound went away
 KeytarCat: I was wondering about that 
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 kolintoney: soup or battle?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible I feel like 1930s newsreels routinely attempted to answer this. "One Tinseltown star for each of our 48 states!"
 KeytarCat: Golf, but kart racer
 Oscelot: Adam was tricked into thinking this was Spheda? 
 Laurence72: Oh, so it's like that side game in Dark Cloud 2?
 Dog_of_Myth: Good start
 Mr_Horrible: "Yeah we gay, keeps scrolling"
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 Oscelot: Good start XD
 public_key_reveal_party: photorealistic ian
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible I can contribute a rubber mallet.
  Foxmar320: Normal Gold
  Foxmar320: Golf
 Darleysam: ah I see the long-standing tradition of Ian being able to make exactly himself, continues unchecked
hyalopterous: Looks like battle has started already
 GasCityGaming: itsakadoozie
 Mr_Horrible: Super Battle Gaslight
 Strebenherz: can you hit people with the golf cart?
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  Foxmar320: Yeah G has the default
 Mr_Horrible: is it too big?
 GamerCat88: it looks normal to us
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Do we not have game audio?
 Oscelot: off to lurk, have fun!
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Woo
 JKBalch: For a second I though someone had made a Paul avatar
 Mr_Horrible: the worst fish you've had in your life
 PharaohBender27: @Sapphic_Shenanigans I hear game audio
 ArtDecoSunburn: "Robert Trent Jones Golf Trail . . . Of Death and Pain"
 ErynTzun: Graham is very smurfy
 Rhynerd: oh thank goodness i arrived just in time for the golf to actually start
 azureHaights: Is "default" still an insult
 GasCityGaming: Ben's still on the pirate stuff 
  Foxmar320: Good start
 Dog_of_Myth: As one does in this game
  amative1: BATTLE golf
 neisan2112: Why not?
 Mr_Horrible: for hunting, obvs 
 Getter404: Maybe move to bottom left between holes? We can't see your inventory
  Foxmar320: Graham you know what you must do
 BrowneePointz: Graham had the option to shoot nelly
 maclaglen: The first rule is Calvinball is:
 BrowneePointz: and didn't
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 azureHaights: Graham is now qualified to be a mascot in his own Olympic vodeos
  amative1: aaaand G hits it in the water
 RockPusher:   
 Mr_Horrible: bully him harder, Heather
  Simriel: Grahams guy looks Angry and Scottish
 JKBalch: Wait, who's going to make the Psycho Jenny avatar next round?
 BrowneePointz: The best part is you can just shoot them during tee off as well
 margieargie: Playerunknown's Golfcourse
 Mr_Horrible: bro got fuckin got
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Ball Chessboxing
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: I forgot it has the Quake "dominating" notif on the kill feed
  Foxmar320: BOOM!
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'd watch a Scottish biathalon where angry golfers shoot each other i n between holes.
 kingandcommoner: do you have a putter?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: apparently the griefing has begun 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: I think nukes may be against course regulation
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  How goes the Super Battle Golf?
 Mr_Horrible: nice Jackass reference
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: Ian and Heather said that they love a good f
 Mr_Horrible: "I got bursitis"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn With pellets for time penalties
 SkylerRingtail: Might wanna switch camera sides between rounds. Facecam is covering powerups
 RandomTrivia: *golf game
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 RandomTrivia: *Is* this a "good golf game"?
 BigDaddyBland87: Phrasing
 Diabore: HORNER
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PuzzledStylishRutabagaThisIsSparta-QrC053iM3i_7WzpR
  Foxmar320: This is a very good golf game
  amative1: @RandomTrivia Yes. Very yes.
 ErynTzun: I can barely tell what's happening
 RandomTrivia: @amative1 Fantastic
kellangames: mousewheel changes club angle go to zero for putts
 Mr_Horrible: it really is "What if we made mario golf and mario kart make out on the course?"
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz (Bulletin of Atomic Scientists adjusts score card to five minutes to par)
  Foxmar320: @ErynTzun Yes thats correct 
 kingandcommoner: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LightScrumptiousSalsifyVoteYea-eD0l8Xe4stTkIDR6
  Foxmar320: hahaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather has chosen the path she always does: CHAOS
 Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig And caber tossing for no reason.
 RandomTrivia: 
SaxPython:  
  Foxmar320: Get his butt
 Mr_Horrible: gotta be quick on the hole of battle 
 Jillexie: Heather has chosen evil
 JKBalch: loving Graham radgolling down the slope
 lochnessseammonster: 
 raulghoulia: Adam has many years of Spheda. we got a ringer
 iris_of_ether: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jillexie No, Heather has chosen chaos
  Foxmar320: Graham just trying to play a normal game of golf
 CaptainSpam: Graham, can you move yourself to the lower-left?  You're covering up your current item(s).
 Mr_Horrible: sure can't
 Strebenherz: Graham patiently playing gold while everyone else is trying to kill each other (and him)
 Strebenherz: playing golf^
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham sure is trying to ignore all the chaos going on around him
 e_bloc: Adam cant swim anyway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure Ian
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PunchyMoralStrawberryMau5-rpD-SfDTx-1khfOg
  Foxmar320: oh no G found the land mine
 RandomTrivia: This game is clearly amazing, because I've been here 5 minutes and already have a clip
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: Adam just sweeping like his life depends on it
  Foxmar320: Ever just ran up and knee capped your boss?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, now I see what Adam has been doing
 kingandcommoner: Now graham IS the popsicle
 Strebenherz: god this really is mario kart energy
 Mr_Horrible: bro's just going 2H, 2H, 2H, over and over again
 Strebenherz: PACIFIST
 ErynTzun: Is it just me or dose the club look misaligned with the ball?
 RandomTrivia: 
  Foxmar320: 
 JKBalch: I didn't realize the cameras had ANGRY eyebrows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFFT
  Foxmar320: 
 Mr_Horrible: but yeah scroll wheel will adjust shot angle, down to 0 degrees for a putt
 Dog_of_Myth: Be aggressive, be aggressive
 rasterscan: Gotta start blastin'
  Foxmar320: It's ok Graham just start blasting
 Mr_Horrible: 
 azureHaights: Is there a PassAFist achievi too
 RandomTrivia: *donk*
   Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeee
 e_bloc: the game requires ultraviolence
 Strebenherz: which player is aspalar?
 dragonwarrior000: Graham if you drop a mine with f and hit it with over 100% charge, it will home onto another player
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Cori
 paulthemapguy: Gungineering
 RandomTrivia: 
  Foxmar320: oh no
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GenerousTiredPeachKAPOW-YGxd0NOjHbxniy_g
 e_bloc: hes playing as an American
 Strebenherz: Oh no
 Mr_Horrible: woulda been very funny if that worked
 Strebenherz: Graham has chosen violence
  Foxmar320: 
 neisan2112: Is there not a putter?
  amative1: G making the classic blunder of not putting
  Foxmar320: Ok Graham just start blasting
 dragonwarrior000: Hitting 1 while aiming will switch you to putting
  amative1: @LoadingReadyRun just press 1 when holding right click to switch to the putter
  Foxmar320: Graham try 1-4 numbers
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kellangames: adjust the angle before you line up it goes way faster
 azureHaights: 8 of your "earth" "years"
 Strebenherz: BAHAHA
 RandomTrivia:  So rude
 JKBalch: Drive by Graham
  Foxmar320: Ha!
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 e_bloc: penalty tea bagging
 Strebenherz: I appreciate G starting this being absolutely peaceful and now he's casually committing crime
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, you get score based on actual golf score but also on "placement", so speed is beneficial
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
 Decaped: this game needs a radar
 Strebenherz: Not even taunting the other players, just G casually stealing Ian's cart and doing a runover. 10/10
kellangames: speed is the main thing but par birdie eagle gets you bonus points
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: YES!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EndearingCrispyNewtAsianGlow--xVb-jUMk0tewzYB
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Game defaulting to violence
  Foxmar320: Gotta platform
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgreeableGracefulWaffleTinyFace-A5J76tXif9twZGMn
 Dog_of_Myth: Jump on rocks
 JKBalch: triple kill
 paulthemapguy: Because Ben and Adam are here, and because of the threat of violence when you make a wrong move, I am counting this as a Let's Nope stream
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
  amative1: gotta jump on the rocks
 Strebenherz: THERE'S A SHOTGUN?
 CaptainSpam: ANGRY CAMERAS
 Kramburger: Check your pants Ben
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 e_bloc: a lot of  cryptorchid talk
  amative1: @Strebenherz There's MANY weapons
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlindingVastNoodleBrokeBack-i3kVPIxV2Ysup95-
  Sarah_Serinde: the cameras are so angy 
 ContingentCat: I like the cameras being judgemental old film cameras
 Decaped: Spheda practice really paying off
  Foxmar320: I love the angry cameras
 korvys: That Sphere expertise is paying off for Adam
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
  Sarah_Serinde: to be fair I'm also angry when I have to work overtime
 RandomTrivia: 
  Foxmar320: LOL
 ladyjessica: so graham’s in the lead right? lowest score wins? joke made by others?
kusinohki: meows
 paulthemapguy: Shidden Lagoon
 underhill33: 
 korvys: *Spheda
Jensling: I think it's an Elephant Gun, but shotgun is close enough
 azureHaights: Seabats? No, seaclubs
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who was that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori I assume
kusinohki: this is not what I expected...
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, have we hit birdie? Or other players?
  Foxmar320: Mostly other players
 RandomTrivia: Best descriptor I've got is a bizarre hybrid of Mario Kart and Worms. I'm so here for this.
  Foxmar320: There is a putter
 Kentosaurus: just like real golf
 ContingentCat: Is this made by the same people as Peak or just similar visual style?
 Dog_of_Myth: There is a putter
 JKBalch: There is a putter
 Mr_Horrible: I'm kinda surprised there isn't a Hadouken/Kamehameha blast as a powerup, but I guess that needs a different animation from the guns
LoneGoat: you can put by setting the angle to 0 but i guess it's the same club
LoneGoat: *putt
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  Foxmar320: Putter is number 1 when aiming
 Mr_Horrible: Adam getting got by setplay
 korvys: I think you're supposed to use your safeword for that Ben
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 pleonasticTautology: FOOOOORE
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @pleonasticTautology Thanks for the gift sub! 
 e_bloc: hold up, there's  an option to give a sub to every eligible  live follower?
 dragonwarrior000: Hitting 1 while aiming will put you in putting angle
 pleonasticTautology: @hypergirlie_hyperpop no problem!
 kingandcommoner: tap tap tap it in
 RealGamerCow: I see that Ian made Ian again
 e_bloc: only $1,700 wyd twitch
LoneGoat: you can also quick swap to different angles by hitting 1-4 while aiming swing
 Mr_Horrible: the physical exertion on G's face scrolling down trying to putt was something
 codatski: I mean, that went way better G
 adept_nekomancer: No bullying (at least until the suplex arc resolves)
 ContingentCat: Only consensual bullying
 Mr_Horrible: that scroll wheel sensitivity really is wack
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 ProcyonFlynn: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 pleonasticTautology: whatcha snacking on, graham
  Foxmar320: @LoadingReadyRun You can use Number 1 for putter
 A_Dub888: Scroll issue, got it
 feunkunkle: @pleonasticTautology Thanks for the gift sub! happy april
 pleonasticTautology: @feunkunkle you're welcome! this is my birthmonth
 Strebenherz: PFT the casual wallop
 Mr_Horrible: "Becky, lemme shoot"
  Foxmar320: Yesssss Graham!
 e_bloc: everyone out here mashing
 BrowneePointz: by his own petard
LoneGoat: lmao
 DiscordianTokkan: 
  Foxmar320: Backfired
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 vinopinguino: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do not think Graham saw Foxmar trying to help
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 Strebenherz: tonight on bullying the boss
  Foxmar320: So rude 
 CaptainSpam: There has to be a better way to drop your angle down to putting on the keyboard...
  amative1: I love/hate this hole
 Dog_of_Myth: That tracks
 ErynTzun: This game would not be for me
 mercano82: paycuts for everyone!
SaxPython:  
LoneGoat: @CaptainSpam there is, you press 1
 GasCityGaming: pressing the number 1 goes to putter mode i believe
 ProcyonFlynn: @amative1 #Phrasing
 rasterscan: @CaptainSpam There is, people are trying to say hitting "1" while aiming does that
 Getter404: Heather never "chooses" violence so much as embodies it
 e_bloc: most kills both in game and real life
  Foxmar320: @CaptainSpam There is, the 1 key
 A_Dub888: Adam “Great Restraint” Savidan
 Mr_Horrible: adam I need you to embrace your inner jonny knoxville
  Juliamon: Nice on!
 Diabore: so close
 Dog_of_Myth: So close
  Foxmar320: Almost made it
 paulthemapguy: Graham absolutely holds grudges. I would too
 Mr_Horrible: Ian, encased in ice: "This is great actually. I love it in here."
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 Drasvin: Golf
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 JKBalch: Love the leap into drowing
  Foxmar320: You can make it with spring shoes
 CaptainSpam: @Foxmar320 I see.
 BrowneePointz: G is getting bamboozled so much
  Foxmar320: This hole is brutal sometimes
 Mr_Horrible: "local Spheda champ sharks gullible coworkers"
 codatski: The patience of this man
 paulthemapguy: Graham is drinking resentfully from that cup as if the cup is full of the strongest liquor on the shelf
   Anubis169: How does Ben keep finding guns!
 A_Dub888: 
kellangames: if you having trouble with staying out the water hit it high and out of bounds and just run at the hole lol
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Yeah... yeah it helps"
 Arkroma: Fire it into the ocean and run so it bounces back off your head? Lol
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 TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: Someone just bussing shot me - Normal golf talk
 Gaelan_Maestro: as someone who hs been hit in the head with a golf ball, i can assure people that it does infact hurt like a motherfu***r
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
kellangames: yup much better than the 2 ft graham was getting
 HadesLeprechaun: you have to wait until it says GO
  Foxmar320: You can aim before the timer and fire as soon as it says go
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 Mr_Horrible: "This is good, to me"
 e_bloc: oddly you uhave to wait for the cooldown
 Kramburger: Graham's trying to rocket jump with the ice bombs
 Mr_Horrible: Your Honor my client deadass is not pressed low key
  Foxmar320: LOL
 vinopinguino: hahaha thats so messed up
offbeatwitch: i think this game hates you for real
 HadesLeprechaun: for what Ben just said: yeah it's important to hit checkpoints even if they're a bit out of the way of your direct line to your ball, lol
 Mr_Horrible: *SPLATTERED*
  amative1: there's a checkpoint on the back side of the green, you're just not getting close to it
kellangames: gotta be putting there
 paulthemapguy: The word "friends" is used loosely
 dragonwarrior000: 1-4 will change your angle while aiming
 e_bloc: remember, always ask if the hole is safe
 A_Dub888: Games don’t hate people, people who play the games hate people
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @paulthemapguy Any chance to beat up on the boss
  Foxmar320: Graham is playing Angry Bob Ross
 ContingentCat: ""friends""
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: 
   Anubis169: hahahahha
 kingandcommoner: Graham is secretly a Blue Meanie?
  Foxmar320: lol
 Mr_Horrible: I do enjoy that the starter freeze is always a Spite Move
niccus: you hit adam
 Diabore: you beaned adam in the skull
  amative1: You hit a targeted shot at Adam
 GasCityGaming: it hit Adam
 e_bloc: Graham still angry about being named after a sentient mushroom
offbeatwitch: clonked adam on the head
 30teracyte: if you fully charge a shot, it will home in on a target if its available
 JKBalch: Graham's making a list
 paulthemapguy: Ben almost flattened Graham with the golf cart
  Foxmar320: Graham if you overcharge a shot like that it locks onto someone
 dragonwarrior000: over 100% charge makes it home
 Mr_Horrible: I love how every time G has shot someone they've said "yeah I deserved that"
 vinopinguino: hahaha  ian diving away
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklyThirstyConsoleKappaClaus-haFbiiDpYIMIiy0U
 paulthemapguy: Ben hit HIMSELF with the golf cart lol
 JKBalch: Brilliant save
  Foxmar320: I love the golf carts, they drive like old PUBG cars
 Mr_Horrible: oh he's kinda sick, he's kinda nasty
  Foxmar320: Come on G!
darkpks2: 
 GasCityGaming: @LoadingReadyRun pressing numbers from 1-4 adjusts the trajectory
 A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 the explode when hit by a stiff breeze?
 PharaohBender27: 
 HadesLeprechaun: put angle has defaults to 1-4 number keys
 RandomTrivia: WAT
   Anubis169: PHYSICS
  Juliamon: Graham, hit the number keys to fix that
 e_bloc: the pucking futt
 paulthemapguy: Graham's ball went over the hole 3 times now
  Foxmar320: @A_Dub888 Drive like a pig and turn like bus
  Foxmar320: Been there G
 paulthemapguy: The game actually does hate Graham
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darkpks2: spam
offbeatwitch: are you SURE the game doesn't hate you
 pleonasticTautology: just taaaaaaaaap it in
 gualdhar: that was just rude at the end
 adept_nekomancer: "Strokes: 12"  Yep, feels like having 12 strokes.
   Anubis169: Par 46
 e_bloc: the hole is safe
 HadesLeprechaun: G, number keys 1-4 give 0-60 angles
 paulthemapguy: We now have video evidence that the game does, in fact, hate Graham
butt_ghost: golfer of all time
 Mr_Horrible: the range of emotions on display across the crew
SaxPython: Glurp: The Masters Edition
 vinopinguino: who knew golf was so fun
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun number keys.  putt angle defaults to 1-4
 ladyjessica: graham is done with this game
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 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnthusiasticPrettyStapleSeemsGood-zkL-nbhUsjKyWu1R
 paulthemapguy: Ben: This is the best game ever. Graham, craving the sweet embrace of death:
 RandomTrivia: The recoil 
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: Got em
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The recoil is perfect
 Mr_Horrible: amneeza, da bunkah
 paulthemapguy: I'm at the combination bunker and a Taco Bell?
 JKBalch: you can shotgun jump just like scout from TF2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible New Jersey Edition
 e_bloc: I thought it was a burger king
 Mr_Horrible: brilliant strategy milord
 PharaohBender27: 
 A_Dub888: Parking in rear
 mercano82: The best part is the Taco Bell ingredients need zero extra preservatives for the Bunker Bell
  Foxmar320: So much chaos on the green I love it
 rasterscan: noice graham
 RandomTrivia: "McDonalds at the Pentagon, there's a McDonalds at the Pentagon" scans to "Alexander Hamilton"
 HadesLeprechaun: do they know they can beam other players with their ball by overcharging the shot and aiming at another player? it shows a crosshair
 EvilBadman: Twitch being butts today or am I lucky
   Anubis169: might be your local CDN EvilBadman
 DeM0nFiRe: @EvilBadman Seems to be fine for me
  Foxmar320: @HadesLeprechaun Some of them know
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman I'm experiencing twitch butts but my internet is also ass
 Diabore: @EvilBadman seems like youre lucky, smooth on my front
   Anubis169: tried doing a ctrl-f5?
 e_bloc: par for the corpse
 PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe Seems mostly fine for me
 Mr_Horrible: @HadesLeprechaun I don't think it's fully common knowledge among them yet but I'm pretty sure Ian knows because he's done it to Graham, at least accidentally, a few times
  Foxmar320: Nice lock on shot G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 pleonasticTautology: NICE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh the lock on
 EvilBadman: @Anubis169 I'm on a TV app. I don't need troubleshooting just confirmation one way or the other 
 Mr_Horrible: exhibit A of why we don't let Ben drive
  Foxmar320: LOL
 hatboozeparty: Just monday feelings
   Anubis169: ahh, oki
 BigDaddyBland87: Somebody quote that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S a great quote
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 Shurtal: What's a little permanent hobbling between friends?
 e_bloc: 
  Foxmar320: The Sub BOB
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shurtal Especially on CTS
  Foxmar320: Bomb even lol
 e_bloc: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Depends on the type of TV
  Foxmar320: Lock on went around the tree and missed lol
 Mr_Horrible: when my Red Shell gets bamboozled
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 This sub game is so much better
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 Mr_Horrible: he's becoming Quebecois
 HadesLeprechaun: someone is dominating them, I think? getting hit a lot by one player
   Anubis169: my TV isn't a SmartTV... and I think those are becoming increasingly like gold dust lately
  Foxmar320: Meanwhile Ian has a skull because he keeps hitting Graham
 RandomTrivia: 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FreezingRenownedCrabHumbleLife-gCfzOWkGBfTYYH87
  Foxmar320: So Graham get revenge!
 rasterscan: Ian Horner unlocked "Snail's Pace"
 rasterscan: So mean, geez
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Mine isn't either, I have a second hand quite old plug in Firestick
 NoxStryx: I believe alex calls those the confederate flag
DigitalSeahorse: the cameras look like evil angry flies
   Anubis169: what's a firestick? 
 e_bloc: why play golf when you can hunt the ultimate prey
 Mr_Horrible: "aw, I fuck- awwwww" - Adam Savidan
  amative1: You CAN play this game as a pure "golf" game btw, all the items and stuff can be turned off
 ErynTzun: What does the evil flame above Ben mean?
 HadesLeprechaun: @DigitalSeahorse getting like 6 of them circling the last player playing is great
 Diabore: nice shot
  Foxmar320: Nice G
  amative1: @ErynTzun Ben is "dominating" Graham (attacked him 3 times w/o G retaliating)
DigitalSeahorse: and Graham is Smurf?
 Zerragonoss: I do want a mode with a Bloodborne quick step that maintains current putt.
 e_bloc: theres a football?
darkpks2: huge
 Diabore: NICE SHOT
 RandomTrivia: 
 HadesLeprechaun: YOOOO
 GasCityGaming: noice!
 pleonasticTautology: NICE NICE NICE
 Mr_Horrible: ooh, very nice
   Anubis169: Nice!!  
 codatski: Oh hell yeah
 NotCainNorAbel: nice shot
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Let's goooo
SaxPython:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 underhill33:   
  Foxmar320: Heck yeah G
 adept_nekomancer: Directly on target
 neisan2112: Ayyyyy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 It's a way to make a dumb TV a smart TV from before smart TVs. (It's basically a USB plug in) but I also don't use the official twitch app because it's ass butts
 ErynTzun: @amative1 ahh ty, poor Graham
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 iarethel0ser:  
Loa_Ayizan: Great hole!
ExarSnow: that shot damn G
 BigDaddyBland87: The chip in!!
NathanJay_GA: What a chip!
Mai_Andra: 
 RandomTrivia: ACTIVELY GAMING
 paulthemapguy: Did Ian say "Gland mine"?
offbeatwitch: oh you know
SaxPython: G with actual par
offbeatwitch: the orbital laser
  Foxmar320: 
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 vsmit: Of course! An orbital laser!
 ContingentCat: Niiice  
   Anubis169: Thefluffiestguineapig: Ohh! I think I remember those from when they came out, but they completely passed me by 
  Foxmar320: Grahams getting the hang of this now
 raulghoulia: Ichi is in this game?
 Gaelan_Maestro: all is fair in love and war....and golf
 adept_nekomancer: @paulthemapguy "gland mine" is how seasonal allergies feel.
 rasterscan: This game would be terrifying to imagine a "pro tournament" for
DigitalSeahorse: @HadesLeprechaun 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 JKBalch: Nice Shot!
 RockPusher:  
 Mr_Horrible: "Great. You're fired."
 ContingentCat: That does sound like Ian
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrailRelentlessWalletKeyboardCat-X6DUTD-9dj9YMgP-
  Foxmar320: lol get rekt
 JKBalch: Graham aiming to finish the job
 Mr_Horrible: his foosies
 neisan2112: Almost landed right back in front of G
 paulthemapguy: we have confirmation that I wasn't in a fugue state, I was just listening to Ian say things again
 HadesLeprechaun: ooooh Ben trying to hit G into the water
 HadesLeprechaun: meeeaaan
 Mr_Horrible: beaut
 RandomTrivia: Let's GOOOO
 rasterscan: Daaaaamn
 NotCainNorAbel: two!!
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Let's gooooo
 SnackPak_: nice chip
 Diabore: g's locking in
ExarSnow: damn again G
 DaxStrife: I'm imagining the torture scene from the end of "Casino Royale," but all the dialogue is stuff said during this game.
 JKBalch: From Downtonw!
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice shot
 RandomTrivia: SMOOTH
 PharaohBender27: 
 underhill33: sick
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 GasCityGaming: G with the short game prowess
 ErynTzun: gg
  Foxmar320: WOW Nice shot!
   Anubis169: 
 neisan2112: Daaaaamn
 BigDaddyBland87: Two in a row!!!
godofthunder4242: Graham with the car strats.
  PhilanthropyLich: Very nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN that was the name of that game where you play golf with guns!
 BigDaddyBland87: Graham a master of the chip shot
 GasCityGaming: I also enjoy how James isn't on the golf game stream 
 RandomTrivia: Ben with the self-BM
 NorthstarTex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlindingFriendlyPangolinTheRinger-OT6iDdcbMxP-ZMna
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (The name of the game was "Nice Shot!"
 CaptainSpam: G's on a comeback.
 Mr_Horrible: the Spectator Cam of Judgement
  Foxmar320: Graham has embraced the chaos within!
 HadesLeprechaun: pfff, G pulling out the gun, thinking about it...
 WokenClick: g going for the snipe
 Mr_Horrible: "Rear observation deck. Nothing to see but sand."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does Heather have a duck beak?
  Foxmar320: You can disarm mines but wheres the fun in that 
 codatski: Ian, was that... Beetle?
 PharaohBender27: Graham you can't expect to hit someone from that far away with a flintlock pistol 
 ErynTzun: This is sort of Mario Kart-ish except more violent
 Mr_Horrible: "kill him"
DigitalSeahorse:  tumbling towards Graham
 paulthemapguy: Graham's character looks like a Blue Yeti and therefore a microphone
 SnackPak_: you miss every shot you dont take
  Foxmar320: LOL nice shot
 Mr_Horrible: I do like that the player model puts the other hand behind the back while aiming the flintlock
 A_Dub888: @PharaohBender27 He wants to get flintlucky
Spades_Slicc: You miss every shot you don't take, you also miss every shot you DO take at that range
 e_bloc: intent is 9/10ths of the law
 Mr_Horrible: G's climbing the ranks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun And the thoughts of violence and hating everyone are potentially greater proliteration
 A_Dub888: 
  PhilanthropyLich: The comeback is real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
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 iarethel0ser: 
 BigDaddyBland87: He's beginning to believe
 vsmit: 
 Mr_Horrible: hachi machi
 Strebenherz: damn, nice shot g
 e_bloc: this is Nelson's first time playing
 ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh yes
 ErynTzun: 
DigitalSeahorse: can you give someone an arrow to the knee in this?
 Strebenherz: NICE
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 HadesLeprechaun: NICE!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse No, but you can golf club their knees
 SnackPak_: 
ExarSnow: go G go
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: huge
 underhill33: 
darkpks2: G for wildcard
 paulthemapguy: YEAH GRAHAM
  Foxmar320: Well done!
 iarethel0ser:   
 JKBalch: !!!
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: 
 GasCityGaming: Alright, Graham figured it out methinks 
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 kolintoney: ggg
 BigDaddyBland87: Nearly did it again
 ErynTzun: good jeorb Graham!
Alex_Frostfire: Almost an eagle!
  Foxmar320: This is a perfectly normal game of golf... in Florida
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: "A normal ass game of golf" - a hole started with a literal rocket club
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 WokenClick: Super *shmuhsmuh* golf!
 Mr_Horrible: 
 FlargBlarg: charlie brown adult golf!
godofthunder4242: Discovering the real strat is to just stay away from everyone else.
 Dog_of_Myth:   
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @FlargBlarg 
  Foxmar320: hahahahaaaaa
  Foxmar320: Got EM!
 JKBalch: Over the edge he goes
 underhill33: 
Alex_Frostfire: That got a Krusty laugh out of me.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Assassinated!
 Saintnex: Adam got effing murdered lol
 lochnessseammonster: super something golf? i'm in!
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 e_bloc: tbf its not not golf
  Foxmar320: Graham is getting evil with that air horn
 CypherRaze: Is this a BR golf game??
 BrowneePointz: No
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham is beginning to strategize
 BrowneePointz: it's like Mario Kart
 BrowneePointz: but Glof
 e_bloc: its about sending a message
 Mr_Horrible: I *need* to ask the devs if they're conscious of the Jackass nod with the airhorn item
 CypherRaze: glof
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourMuddyPuddingBabyRage-nX11JBHsaiKZ9MtF
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
  Juliamon: it's glof now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure Nelly, we believe you 
DigitalSeahorse: @Thefluffiestguineapig oof, I think I might prefer an arrow.  Seems like slightly less chance of bone shattering
 Toxxick: I would say its Mario Golf but thats already a thing
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CredulousThirstyPancakeSwiftRage-cEvvAM9b7srcvjtP
 CypherRaze: 100% glof
 Mr_Horrible: still probably my favorite bit from the show
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FamousCoySquirrelRitzMitz-CNyKJ4woPV2ckW5d
 BrowneePointz: @Toxxick mario golf doesn't have the main mode be power ups that F with players
 Diabore: graham is nicer than me, i would have took that shot
 HadesLeprechaun: I love watching a player pull out a gun, just thinking about violence, before putting it away
 Mr_Horrible: the pure spite of bodyblocking a putt
  Foxmar320: Graham is so lucky hit other players balls is turned off. No one would ever finish
 Mr_Horrible: even unintentionally
 Toxxick: @BrowneePointz Nintendo's got a focus group already brainstorming it though, probably
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no Ben's Palpatining
  amative1: @Foxmar320 THIS
 Mr_Horrible: I don't think Heather really needs target "practice"
 Mr_Horrible: 
Alex_Frostfire: I have Coconut Mall playing in my head for some reason.
 JKBalch: I feel like their should be a goalie pads powerup
Sindraelyn: So this is a nice friendly and wholesome game right?
Sindraelyn: Also  
 Diabore: nelly took the lead
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham up to 3rd
 PharaohBender27: Dang, Graham is climbing up the ranks!
 HadesLeprechaun: I love when the golf "scores" are all like +25
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's so fucking funny
  Foxmar320: Yep! The shotgun is amazing for that
 e_bloc: Heather has made her decision
 Mr_Horrible: this really is just QUAKE Golf
  Foxmar320: lol
 HadesLeprechaun: there's an achievement that required it before some new maps were added
  Foxmar320: "I needed the speedbost" was all I heard last night
 JKBalch: Graham's like "don't need to worry about that nonsense"
 Mr_Horrible: Graham running along the beaches of Normandy right now
 Mr_Horrible: a multiplayer golf game having a "launcher" targeting reticle
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
  Foxmar320: omg Graham
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
  Foxmar320: 
   Anubis169: hahahahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 HadesLeprechaun: MY OWN PITARD
 neisan2112: Ahahahahhaha
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
niccus: newton is the deadliest son of a bitch
 paulthemapguy: That was an amazing self-own
  Foxmar320: Graham yesssss embrace chaos!
 A_Dub888: 28?
 Mr_Horrible: "I didn't even die down there. I just... was."
 kingandcommoner: angry cameras
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DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
 BrowneePointz: sorry
 Mr_Horrible: Golf: Dark Legacy
 paulthemapguy: This is 50% golf 50% duck game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What does GAUNTLET mean
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How many people just airhorned 
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig just the name of an old arcade game that is currently trapped in IP hell
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 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KnottyGorgeousAlligatorYouWHY-yJxT3K7ZV069yOrj
  Foxmar320: Almost took a swim
 codatski: NICE
 Diabore: the triple!
  Foxmar320: Nice!!!
 Mr_Horrible: lol. lmao, even.
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice shot lmao
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrozenProudMeatloafSoBayed-3qRTUDe3_NSf2gvR
 paulthemapguy: NICE oo baby a triple
 WokenClick: that ice was clutch
 SnackPak_: he's a menace
  Foxmar320: Do it G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DO IT
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 e_bloc: what is dominating someone in this game
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: incredible mineskip
 HadesLeprechaun: dang, G needed to put it directly on top of multiple other players balls, lol
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
 FlargBlarg: @HadesLeprechaun he just needed to putt it in instead of mining the green for 10 seconds lol
 Mr_Horrible: "I'll kill us both" - Adam Savidan
  Foxmar320: Nice
 HadesLeprechaun: @FlargBlarg yeah but it woulda been more fun and he had time
  Foxmar320: I love the "My boss is coming"
 Mr_Horrible: wow, a 20 point spread between 3rd and 6th
 adept_nekomancer: Most shots, most violence.
 MacbethSeemsSus: When your boss comes to your desk brandishing a golf club
 Mr_Horrible: She's remarkably accurate, just not at the hole
 GasCityGaming: omg yas!
 raulghoulia: carameldannsen?
 Mr_Horrible: the brand remains strong
 CaptainSpam: Of course it has to be the Danse. 
Mai_Andra: Graham's avatar looks like Paul...
 RealGamerCow: You can get a special hat if you get to the top of the club on the clubhouse
  Foxmar320: Try again
  Foxmar320: lol
 Mr_Horrible: Super Battle Golf, confirmed misogynist 
  Foxmar320: I know what she was trying to do
 Mr_Horrible: 
 kingandcommoner: tortius interference
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFT
 korvys: Brag, Ian
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
DigitalSeahorse: feesh
 Mr_Horrible: Province vs Province, Japan
 Shurtal: Like Geodude, but with PNG legs
 Arkroma: G gonna lay pipe
  Foxmar320: Get piped
 SkylerRingtail: Could you swap camera sides during the break so we can see your powerups?
 Mr_Horrible: wait I can do that better:
 Mr_Horrible: Province 
 Mr_Horrible: Province, Japan 
 HadesLeprechaun: so is it better or worse if they know how to disarm mines? lol
 BraveOthello: @HadesLeprechaun So much worse
 Mr_Horrible: I didn't even know you could, so that's funny regardless
  Foxmar320: Trying to disarm a mine with this many players would be almost impossible
 HadesLeprechaun: it's so unintuitive they'd never figure it out normally, so
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can they pick up the mines after that? Because if so I know what Heather would immediately go to try to do
  Foxmar320: Yes they can pick it back up
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now I've got the DB lyrics for caramelldansen in my head
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather would just absolutely trap everything
 raulghoulia: lol
 pleonasticTautology: lol
 A_Dub888: 
  Foxmar320: While aiming walk towards the mine slowly and press E to pick it back up
 7gorobei: dooot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
  amative1: The ominous beeping of a prox mine...
 pleonasticTautology: 
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  Foxmar320: @amative1 G is so getting exploded when he gets back
 HadesLeprechaun: @Foxmar320 the walking is the unintuitive part, lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Graham is absolutely surrounded by mines
  Foxmar320: Facts
  Foxmar320: BOOM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a grenade launcher?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IT HAS A SHARK FACE????
  Foxmar320: 
  mowdownjoe: Wait? This game has a Carameldansen emote? Sold!
 rosesmcgee: It wouldn't be much of a rocket jump otherwise
 BrowneePointz: Tien
 A_Dub888: CyKrillin
 Mr_Horrible: you know, that classic character
 Orxolon: that's a Triclop
 Getter404: But... Tien has THREE eyes. Adam's going in the wrong direction
 7gorobei: he's biclops tien
 Mr_Horrible: the number of people saying "Tien" is indicative of math education in America
  Foxmar320: Snow is fun
 Kentosaurus: Triclops or Trioculus?
 HadesLeprechaun: most are 9
 Mr_Horrible: 1 is not 0, but also is not 3, for all the magic players in the audience
  Foxmar320: As a Floridian I am still confused by the concept of snow
 WiJohn: Ooops all holes
 DiscordianTokkan: Oops All Holes
 HadesLeprechaun: 18 actually feels kinda too long in this game
 KeytarCat: @Kentosaurus Triplocs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oops all holes
 Shurtal: No Holes Barred
 Getter404: Find! That! Hole!
 pleonasticTautology: graham,
Mai_Andra: No holes refused.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Randomize the holes!
 e_bloc: sounds air tight
 MAPBoardgames: I like random holse
 SnackPak_: everyone's favorite game
 vsmit: More holes for the Carcinomash.
 Mr_Horrible: 45 consecutive random holes, a video banned in 70 countries
 Orxolon: as long as there is consent we can do all the holes!
 korvys: "... do these random holes"
 iarethel0ser: The obligatory ice physics level.
 EvilBadman: Number 17 will shock you
 HadesLeprechaun: everyone going in the pond on the ice maps
 Mr_Horrible: "FOX! GET THIS GUY OFF ME!"
Scarbble: awww lil slippy
jessicaengle: !holes
  LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
 A_Dub888: uh oh, slippyyy
  Foxmar320: @Mr_Horrible No
 Getter404: Lil' Slippy, my new soundcloud side project
 ghyllnox: Uh ohhh, slippieeesss
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fox! Help!
 adept_nekomancer: "Have you tried a barrel roll?"
 Mr_Horrible: @Foxmar320 fair
 A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 DOG PILE
  Foxmar320: @Mr_Horrible 
 Mr_Horrible: "I just watched my coworker explode 5 feet from me"
 Darleysam: more a golf cart of violence than a cycle
  Foxmar320: If you loose your balls consult a doctor
 Mr_Horrible: Heather's cycle of violence is "I violence you, cyclically"
 7gorobei: violence is as violence does
 EvilBadman: Many quotables
  Foxmar320: Lol ha!
 e_bloc: iso: a supercut of everytime someone said ball this stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc That would be so long
 realbadatthis_: Is this better than spheda?
 HadesLeprechaun: real game played on snowy golf course: nobody finds their ball after the first stroke
 Mr_Horrible: @realbadatthis_ mathematical impossibility
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig after thinking about it, that would probably just be the whole stream
  Foxmar320: oh no
  Foxmar320: Got there lol
 Mr_Bitterness: Just taaaap it in, just taaap it in
 Darleysam: oof, right in the drawing room
 Mr_Horrible: that video surely exists
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That video must exist
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 Mr_Horrible: it might not be publicly listed, but it *MUST* exist
 korvys: Someone make that - you have until October
 pleonasticTautology: okay but can we have that please
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mr_Horrible drift compatible
  Foxmar320: 
 pleonasticTautology: 10 hours interrupted by "oh. crushed m'balls."
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 DaxStrife: "Do you mean, the testicals?" chuckled Obama.
 e_bloc: I love seeing the balls descend
comrade_cards subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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 HadesLeprechaun: Man, G has such better aim than I do in this game, I miss like 70% of my shots with the flintlocke pistol
 Mr_Horrible: he keeps petitioning the community to change "Let's NOPE" to "Let's BALLS"
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  Foxmar320: My aim is so so with the guns in this
 Mr_Horrible: maybe you should have encouraged him to pick a top tier, Adam 
 e_bloc: the people you love will hurt you the most
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: An incidence has occured
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori utilizing the passive voice
 Mr_Horrible: so close
 HadesLeprechaun: yes
 HadesLeprechaun: there are places you can
 ContingentCat: The incidents
 Mr_Horrible: probably like that, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: oh dear
Cephallope: 
 rasterscan: Welp
SnowBuddy18: perfect
 JKBalch: Graham
UnhappyYak: petards, hoisted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 DeM0nFiRe: hoisted by your own picard
 Mr_Horrible: duffed by your own mine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hubris
 TheMerricat: You did. 
Boon_33: hoisted by his own petard
 gualdhar: you ran into you rown land mine
 The_Color_Twelve: you walked into your own landmine
 A_Dub888: got that right Remy
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Remy
 calculated_uncertainties: some friendly landmine fire
 paulthemapguy: Remy was clearly laughing at the fact Ben was on Stroke 12
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You happened to your ball
 Mr_Horrible: they've got a wider detection radius than you might think
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
UnhappyYak: they would never be so kind in this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 paulthemapguy: Remy keeps barking right when horrible things happen to Ben, and I'm assuming Remy is laughing at him
 e_bloc: less golf, more of a cbt simulator
 MAPBoardgames: Ben looks like a Lover (what from a Dangerous Spacetime)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc That got me, I lol-ed so loud my cats looked up at me
 CaptainSpam: NEW TECH
 Dog_of_Myth: oh that's cool
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm used to Marathon where-" the slimiest rook in the world annihilates your outpost run for NO VALUE 
Cephallope: Fore!nite
 MacbethSeemsSus: failure succeeded!
 Mr_Horrible: carnage
 paulthemapguy: One and done't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather?
  Foxmar320: Graham waiting for his time
 paulthemapguy: this damn hole again lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I like the G is now waiting
 e_bloc: dude wheres my par
 ekplayscards: SPORTS!
jessicaengle: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben, resignedly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham still got somebody
  amative1: Boot jump or ice jump
  Foxmar320: Spring shoes or ice
 Mr_Horrible: incredible ingenuity
niccus: the greatest puzzles in life you make for yourself
chaostreader: land mine launch
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao "I got an idea" --Ben, careening into the water
 Mr_Horrible: I see what looks like a jump pad *on* the island, maybe there's one that gets you there?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is not the direction I expected that to go
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit
 ghyllnox: \o/
 Strebenherz: damn
 Dog_of_Myth: 
darkpks2: 
  Foxmar320: Science with Ben and Graham
 Larkonus: Perfect shot!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 DeM0nFiRe: Amazing
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Foxmar320: A+!!!
 iarethel0ser:  
 realbadatthis_: clip it for the performance review!
 30teracyte: your items are full
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben is the GOAT
  Foxmar320: Graham make room
 30teracyte: it was a mobility item
 lightfut: Clip that clip that clip that
  amative1: just an item, you need to drop one
niccus: demonstrated teamwork and ingenuity
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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  Foxmar320: The orange pick up is a mobility item always
GrassVortex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
 GrassVortex: Golf!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was the most incredible teamwork
 DeM0nFiRe: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LongBetterShallotDxAbomb-dkfKk4Br7Ab7oXsC
 TheMerricat: is elephant gun, not jet pack. 
  Foxmar320: This level comes with mines from the start
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat But there has proven to be rocket jumping, so one would think the recoil would be predictable
Caffine1138: Perfect Shot!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A MINE
 vsmit: Nice shot.
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EsteemedWittyHerdPMSTwin-38BHt-9ZDK54oGND
 The_Color_Twelve: tragic
  bv310: Hear me out: drop it on top of the cart, drive it to the hole
 JKBalch: Graham committing insurance fraud
Mai_Andra: yeah, saw that one coming... 
 e_bloc: a mine is a terrible thing to waste
DigitalSeahorse: as opposed to a yours 
darkpks2: pog
 NotCainNorAbel: wow!
 Larkonus: That is 100% what I would have done in a game like this.
Cephallope: 
 The_Color_Twelve: that went it
asddsa28: GG
 Edgarware: yooooo
 WiJohn: wow
 CaptainSpam: THE CHIP-IN!
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao nice
 Mr_Bitterness: What a chip!
 laikagoat:    
Frostwriter111: 
 Laurence72: HOW??
 JKBalch: What!
 WokenClick: I'm sorry what
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: 
chaostreader: in the void.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 neisan2112: LMAOOOOOO
Boon_33:  
 GamerCat88: 
 iarethel0ser: HOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GRAHAM
 The_Color_Twelve:  
  Foxmar320:  yessssssss
DigitalSeahorse:   
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImportantQuaintCucumberRiPepperonis-mElU-9_cD8W31t9E
 e_bloc: 1187
nightsreach: we need a photo finish
 CaptainSpam:   
 The_Color_Twelve: from hell's heart
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
kusinohki: the achievement "tiger in the woods"
 pleonasticTautology: MIIIIIIIIIIIND TAKIIIIIIIIIIING
 HadesLeprechaun: also there are some maps with mines on them already, lol
 The_Color_Twelve: several people may have done that
 lightfut: Checkpoint is on Thursday afternoon on YouTube dot com slash loading ready run
  Foxmar320: Yes that level just has mines
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BitterEndearingHamburgerDogFace-MfPRnAZlRdfF17vg
 paulthemapguy: I see your gland mines, and I raise you "planned mines"
 Mr_Horrible: "When you wake up next to a stone cold baddie but they're actually a land mine"
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'd watch more golf if it involved Justin Rose sprinting down a fairway brandishing a flintlock.
  Foxmar320: This stream is just "How would you like to blow up your boss"
 MAPBoardgames: I appreciate the mines are the same ones from worms.
 JKBalch: Graham said the line!
  bv310: Only way to be more Destiny would be if you phased through the wall
 DeM0nFiRe: 
DigitalSeahorse: I  HOLE
 HadesLeprechaun: if you're last player and have lots of time, it's worth running around collecting items before you put it in
 GamerCat88: around the bluff, in the bush, all the phrasing
 paulthemapguy: Reminds me of when Matt G said "I Love.....head...."
 JKBalch: Ben withthe clean up
 HadesLeprechaun: so close to finding my favorite strat...
 codatski: G getting really good at the golf portion
 Mr_Horrible: and you're getting laster
cmdrzellgaudis watched 135 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
 e_bloc: 
 Mr_Horrible: everyone say thank you to Gary's Local 
drcthulu: Adam has all the spheda practice
 SalamiSuperstar: We love Hyde
 e_bloc: Adam is too modest, he balled out yesterday
 korvys: What does it mean when the balls are red?
 paulthemapguy: oh no...getting flashbacks to the teletubbies
  Foxmar320: 
 paulthemapguy: with all the "uh ohs"
 e_bloc: @korvys see a doctor
kusinohki: is it me or does graham mii(?) look like a blue skinned Paul??
 Mr_Horrible: what if we call you Seatbelts?
 lochnessseammonster: that's super seabats
Mai_Andra: Only use that name if you're ready to play UNI.  
  Foxmar320: Just explosions going on back there.
 Mr_Horrible: just random explosions behind the player camera will always be funny
 MacbethSeemsSus: A land mine was approached
 Shurtal: a land mine got triggered
 korvys: A landmine became activated
 DeM0nFiRe: A landmine exicted in the viscinity of a person or another
 codatski: A landmine became near your person
 DeM0nFiRe: existed*
 DaxStrife: Someone became "landmine adjacent."
 e_bloc: love the passive voice
  Foxmar320: Graham with the gunshot to the back of Bens head
 JKBalch: saved by the flag
 paulthemapguy: Saved by the Ben (moving the cart)
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 HadesLeprechaun: for the record, the cart CAN be an obstacle, lol
 Mr_Horrible: "It's a more common problem than you'd think"
 iris_of_ether:   
 HadesLeprechaun: you just skirted behind it
 Mr_Horrible: ol Balltap Bill
 e_bloc: very cute very evil
stevefromdetroit: I’d play that game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So much passive voice 
 Mr_Horrible: we could use that, tbh
 FauksStarling: Off-screen: utter chaos. On-screen: Grahams Totally Normal Golf Game
  RayFK: I see you're running Cryo tonight
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 pleonasticTautology: hi jordan
 HadesLeprechaun: G, hitting over 100% gives you random directions instead of straight where you aimed
  Foxmar320: Hello RayFK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's music?
Scarbble: hi jordan
 JKBalch: I was about to ask, Graham
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 CaptainSpam: FROM DOWNTOWN!
 DeM0nFiRe: What a shot
 Darleysam: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Nice shot
 laikagoat:    
 MacbethSeemsSus: nice shot
Boon_33:  
 paulthemapguy: NICE
 JKBalch: Damn
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Foxmar320: WOAH!
 Mr_Bitterness: Another fantastic chip in
Scarbble: nice, G
  RayFK: I love this game so much
 Pheonix888:  
 e_bloc: yeet
 vsmit: Graham's getting really good at those chip shots.
  Foxmar320: Graham nailed that shot
darkpks2: 
 Mr_Horrible: okay but which person is the Compiler? 
 korvys: Graham in first by strokes
 BrowneePointz: phrasing
 Mr_Horrible: don't say "Giant Bae" you'll get Adam all bothered
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: Into the lake
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: the fuckin' skip off that ledge
  Foxmar320: Get launched!
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) I see winter has come for this game
 Mr_Horrible: what's good blue vs bad blue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah water vs land is hard
  Foxmar320: Yeah this game is a big "Who cares"
 HadesLeprechaun: I'm hoping if they do a round 3, they set the wind values in the settings to maximum randomness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Until you have a target player, then you care
  Foxmar320: @Thefluffiestguineapig Facts
  RayFK: Slow roll down the cliff
 Mr_Horrible: Jackie Estacado voice "and that was the 2nd hole I died"
 neisan2112: Rolled off the edge
  Foxmar320: Run G run!
skrt_01 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
 skrt_01: Nice
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 DeM0nFiRe: WHat an atoll
  RayFK: Just wait till they just start hitting each other with clubs
 korvys: Am I the Atoll?
Mai_Andra: atoll on the way to my local
  Sarah_Serinde: challenge level: impossible
 ghyllnox: Impossible ask
 SnackPak_: big ask
  Foxmar320: Get him Ben!
 Mr_Horrible: this makes me wonder if it's possible to elephant gun your ball
 GamerCat88: tbagging not allowed but ball taps are ok
jessicaengle: 
paulthemapguy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
 paulthemapguy: You all are making my Monday night! Also I've been subbed for as long as I went to college. Or high school. That's weird.
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 HadesLeprechaun: so close to working though
  Foxmar320: lol
  Foxmar320: Landmine G
Loa_Ayizan: great putt!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 CaptainSpam: Launched!
 Mr_Horrible: "To space with ye"
   Anubis169: Nice putt!
onanimasu: enjoy space G
  Foxmar320: Graham is in orbit
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's some strong "wii sports" music
Mai_Andra: Explosions are Serge Science.  Ian has fire.
 kolintoney: golf is go to moon
 7gorobei: team rocket club blasting off again
 HadesLeprechaun: gotta hit those checkpoints X3
  Foxmar320: Bear is go to moon
northos: there is now
 e_bloc: science!
 MacbethSeemsSus: We send G to the moon, not because it's easy. But for the lols
MilkInBags: hello is this the popular video game marathon
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiantCuteJuiceWow-QJnYer1QcfWToub5
  RayFK: The shield is so good
  Foxmar320: Nice Adam!!!
  RayFK: Returns to sender
  Foxmar320: The shield is sooo powerful
CamperBob_: Leave Adam Alone!
 Mr_Horrible: I need to see someone get juggled by like 3 shots before hitting the ground
  Foxmar320: Yep thats what it does
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 HadesLeprechaun: it's a protection shield, so yeah, haha
 PharaohBender27: @MilkInBags It's GOLF Marathon!
 A_Dub888: @PharaohBender27 Maragolf
 MacbethSeemsSus: Imagine if you had to replace your divets after using the bazooka
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Sorry, I think you meant GLOF 
astra_nyx_rose: oh i love this game
jessicaengle: I got here late.  What is happening in this game?
 Stoffern: malf?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle 
astra_nyx_rose: oh this is so chaotic with so many people LOL
 A_Dub888: @jessicaengle golf stuff
 JKBalch:  
MilkInBags: adam not a ball knower
 HadesLeprechaun: G, chips need under the flag, for puts, you want to go over the flag, by a little bit in both instances
 Mr_Horrible: whenever he times me out, he's punching down 
 lochnessseammonster: 
  RayFK: Yeah if you go above 100 it's always bad
  RayFK: Unless you're aiming at someone
 Mr_Horrible: yeah you get a random spin if you're locked on to someone
 Mr_Horrible: *if you're NOT
 JosephDeath: Think it's the 19 km/h wind messing you up
  Foxmar320: Yeah overcharge messed your aim up
 Mr_Horrible: I like that they muffle the bgm while you're in the magnet shield
 lochnessseammonster: 
MilkInBags: isnt it pronounced jolf
 e_bloc: 
  Foxmar320: I wanted that golf cart to roll back over him
onanimasu: Golf, uh, finds a way
 A_Dub888: the golfing will continue until morale improves
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 mercano82: Golf. Golf never changes.
 DaxStrife: Somehow, Golf has returned.
 vsmit: Don't be hasty
onanimasu: I think you didn't need to double tap it G
MilkInBags: adam is first? show local app data
  Foxmar320: mmmmmmm donut
 SnackPak_: risk it for the biscut
Boon_33: knockout ratio is a fun stat for golf
 kolintoney: a donut’s hole inside of a donut’s hole
 e_bloc: topologically speaking, we are all donuts
MilkInBags: ah, i hate when god tells me to return to my ball
 Strebenherz: what
  Foxmar320: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: wha?
 A_Dub888: what
 kolintoney: who?
MilkInBags: "if you're bad, press R"
  Foxmar320: If you're really far
 Mr_Horrible: oh, it does give you a penalty stroke, tho
onanimasu: I love big water steppy
 Mr_Horrible: considering the middle island was just sand & rough, I have to assume it's a trap
  bv310: Oh this hole is hilarious
MilkInBags: SUPER MONKEY BALL
 JKBalch: OOOhhhh
 Mr_Horrible: was about to say, real Monkey Ski vibes
 paulthemapguy: more like hellamunculus
  Foxmar320: Perfect timing
 Getter404: Ouch
 GamerCat88: time for the walker
 Cptasparagus: my mom loves flamingos and her friends flamingo our lawn every year
  Foxmar320: Like 40... my back hurts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Kentosaurus: For really old, people did buzzards
 Mr_Horrible: YES
 spurius: something about retiring in florida?
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: People owned houses at 40 years old?
 BusTed: I have heard of this practice
  Foxmar320: omg Graham
  Foxmar320: OMG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel the back medication
 kolintoney: hah, 40! I’ll never get there
DigitalSeahorse: old people like tacky lawn ornaments I guess
Wolfii_TV: they dont do that anymore because you cant own a house by the age of 40
 Strebenherz: for shame heather
Mai_Andra: My parents bought their first house at 20.
 Strebenherz: PFT
MilkInBags: if you miss all your shots, i guess you can be considered a pacifist?
 PharaohBender27: Well I didn't have a lawn when I was 40, so I was spared that fate.
 RealGamerCow: Also I think the biggest pink flamingo manufacturers have shut down
onanimasu: @Mai_Andra I'm on track to buy my first house at 200
 PharaohBender27: (And by "when I was 40" I mean last year  )
  Foxmar320: Im on track to never owning anything
DigitalSeahorse: not nearly as bad as throwing cinnamon at people for being not married past a certain age
MilkInBags: G you're getting trolled
  Foxmar320: 
MilkInBags: we have proof the game is rigged
 serramarkov: Ian said, "shoot!" and I said, "bang!" out loud. I'm glad I'm in chat.
 BusTed: v good pings
DigitalSeahorse: pingy
  Foxmar320: So many penalty shots
 jvetting83: They could.  PIng is a golf brand.
 Mollylele: beautiful pings today
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's really improved his ping since the last tournament
 e_bloc: @jvetting83 thats actually what I thought they were talking about at first
Boon_33: 17?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know
MisterSango: Today's the 20th, actually
 e_bloc: I think its the edge of 17
 iris_of_ether: 
MilkInBags: justice
 PharaohBender27: Is Graham Caramelldansen?
  Foxmar320: Pacifist I think
 iris_of_ether: @PharaohBender27 He is
  Foxmar320: Skull is domination.
 e_bloc: death
 RealGamerCow: maybe if you get beaten up too many times?
DigitalSeahorse: Heather had a white one tho
  Foxmar320: Cori is correct
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think "yes" number of strokes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What does "nemesis" mean in this game
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onanimasu: I'm on a Last Nite amount of Strokes atm
MilkInBags: adam won? check his local app data
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like Super Fly Johnson who we can't leave without? (I'm so sorry)
 WokenClick: holy crap this came has caramelldancen?
 nymistrya: Adams trying to win fast, he has to make it to Garys local
 pleonasticTautology: UH?
 e_bloc: @onanimasu I'm a protesting war at coachella amount of strokes
 GasCityGaming: apparently the flag means you don't get any more points for hurting that person that hole
  Foxmar320: Mmmmmm random holes
DigitalSeahorse: I  HOLE
 mercano82: Dance on your golf balls, cat bussing an hand bag…
 TheAinMAP: !holes
  LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
 Earthenone: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
 ContingentCat: Sounds like a great night
 RealGamerCow: golf swingers love random holes
onanimasu: @e_bloc elite
 KeytarCat: @RealGamerCow oh nooo
 HadesLeprechaun: my hole is an incomprehensible maze, requiring no fewer than 27 stokes to succeed
 vsmit: People are dying at break, news at 11.
  Foxmar320: Things are happening
 GamerCat88: join us as LRR plays one more round. will they find glory... or just random holes, stay tuned
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun Sounds like a duck's vagina (actual fact)
 HadesLeprechaun: @Thefluffiestguineapig I interviewed ducks for suggestions
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Is that why duck penises are like corkscrews!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GamerCat88 Or simply chaos and violence
 e_bloc: all I can think about is how  Isabella Rossellini  made a whole series about how animals have sex
 e_bloc: probably because I saw the duck episode the other day
onanimasu: @PharaohBender27 yup nature is healing
 GamerCat88: @Thefluffiestguineapig hmm yes indeed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Other way around, the vaginas evolved to help prevent the violent ones from succeeding
 serramarkov: Someone is drinking, so there's a live mic somewhere.
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig ducks can close their vaginas iirc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the most circumspect way I can write that
 e_bloc: or I mean their cervix
 HadesLeprechaun: I just want to say I didn't introduce the duck part, that's not on me
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I see
 Earthenone: !findquote duck
  LRRbot: Quote #3829: "It's like she sweded what the inside of a duck vagina looks like." —Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
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 Earthenone: glad lrrbot is on topic
onanimasu: welcome raiderz
  Foxmar320: Join us for chaos
 spethycakes:  
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JoeKim: hello gamers
 TheAinMAP:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There is a YouTuber called ZeFrank who does good educational videos that are also funny, he did one on ducks. Also IIRC CasualGeographic has done one too
 Mollylele: hi JoeKim welcome to golf
JoeKim: hows the murder
  Foxmar320: Hey Graham want a easy achievment?
 ErynTzun: The other canadian uniform
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Is it funny?
onanimasu: I'm a lumberjack and that's okay
 WokenClick: can you get an axe for a blub
 WokenClick: same brain heather
  Foxmar320: There is an Axe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Is it a trick 
 NotCainNorAbel: normal player, normal golf
 maclaglen: I'm a lumberjack
 pleonasticTautology: graham looks like he's jumping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of british columbia
 TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: g has chosen violence
 ErynTzun: Darkwing Duck?
 BusTed: what a scamp
 tehfewl: Very Lumberjack Paul look
 Orxolon: you yell timbeeeerrrrr whenn clubing someone
 bubba0077: what's wrong with your face?
 TheAinMAP: Graham is looking very inquisitive now.  Like he wants to ax a lot of questions.
 BusTed: There's a 'cheevo for that
 Getter404: Do a flip!
 Strebenherz: HAH
 kolintoney: gaming
 Laurence72: Graham's a lumberjack, and he's okay! He golfs all night and he works all day!
 bubba0077: is there fall damage?
 Strebenherz: CHIEVEMENT GET
 7gorobei: this is now a peak stream
  Foxmar320: Hey Graham that was the achievment I was talking about LOL
 TheAinMAP: 
 ErynTzun: What was the cheevo ?
 NotCainNorAbel: why is only one hand blue?
 Vinewood_OG: Ezio
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mollylele: i cut down trees, i skip and golf
 WokenClick: I'm still just amazed there is carameldancen
 Dog_of_Myth: You can jump up there
  Foxmar320: Spring shoes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel Golf glove
 Strebenherz: @Foxmar320 PFFT nice
  bv310: I appreciate it including Caramelldansen
 RealGamerCow: You get a hat for that
 TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: I appreciate that there's aparently no time limit on just clowning around in the lobby.  more games needthis
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CulturedCalmCocoaWow-XW_U8uLb6Jx3N0iA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the hat? Someone mentioned a hat you get
 BusTed: 
Boon_33: fore
 RealGamerCow: Its a giraffe head for those curious
  Foxmar320: He did
 paulthemapguy: Go get em, ridgelords
  Foxmar320: LOL
 paulthemapguy: Protip: be sure to launch your ball before your victims get retribution on you lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a reason we aren't hearing the music?
  Foxmar320: The snow update only came out like two weeks ago
 lamina5432: more snow please
  Sarah_Serinde: There's music, it's just not very loud
  Foxmar320: Grahams running at you with an axe!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 HadesLeprechaun: YEEAAAH
 iris_of_ether:   
Boon_33: eagle
 JKBalch: Good shot Graham
 OldUncleDan: Snow is the greatest Torontonian Reggae Rapper of all time!
 e_bloc: there goes tokyo
 paulthemapguy: Only because of Nelly's words of encouragement was Ben able to hit the ball 3 cm
  Foxmar320: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 HadesLeprechaun: Canadian gets first in snowy hole
 Mollylele: dawwww
 kolintoney: aw
 iris_of_ether:   
Natedogg2: There's no business like snow business.
 paulthemapguy: #WonderMunculus
 kolintoney: romance is real
 TheAinMAP:  
 ErynTzun: Too far
  Foxmar320: ohhhh G!
  Foxmar320: Orbital Laser!
 HadesLeprechaun: if you ever think you might end up in water, just keep running forward, lol
onanimasu: The rocket driver was made by Daedalus
  Foxmar320: Ded
onanimasu: Return the Slab Ball Ben
  Foxmar320: Graham the laser is like the Blue Shell
  Foxmar320: Targets whoever is near the cub
 Laurence72: I like hoe Graham Carameldansens after he holes out
 Laurence72: how*
  Foxmar320: So many lock ons
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Saintnex: hahahaha
 ErynTzun: lmao
 lochnessseammonster: 
Scarbble: lmao
  Foxmar320: hahaaaa
 e_bloc: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
onanimasu: I don't want to reach the age where I have wonder if my ball went in
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'll miss Cori
 iris_of_ether:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 paulthemapguy: This game is driving Nelly to get existential
Mai_Andra: Nelly's hips can't lie.
 GamerCat88: Cori died in minecraft
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnsightlyImpossibleLettuceShazBotstix-1BsY5FxB7tCH27-S
 HadesLeprechaun: chip ins you need to undershoot, on-the-green shots you need to overshoot
 paulthemapguy: #justiceforcori
 HadesLeprechaun: I don't know why, but that's this game
 Mollylele: died as she lived, in pursuit of victory
  Foxmar320: Nice grouping
onanimasu: The nasty boy matrix???
 iris_of_ether:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 kolintoney: is the nasty boy matrix in the room with us right now?
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa nice
 HadesLeprechaun: 40 seconds G!
  Foxmar320: Yessss
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveFaintDuckThisIsSparta-4EkBVG1fGMWhXu1C
 JKBalch: MMMMMultikill
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that was so good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 HadesLeprechaun: WOO!
  Foxmar320: 
 BrowneePointz: Oh yea that reminds me Graham, with the Cast of Elden Ring(and the leaked set photos) finally going up today, chances on an Alexander popcorn bucket?
  Foxmar320: Adam sent himself out
  Foxmar320: Love it
 iris_of_ether: Nasty boy? http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=347
Spades_Slicc: My boss fell into the ocean
 DeM0nFiRe: hahahaha
Spades_Slicc: my boss fell into the sea
  Foxmar320: Rude 
onanimasu: Can we send someone into the subocean tho
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Foxmar320: I know one way into the subocean near the golf shop
 GamerCat88: adam struggles with object permance sometimes ball is ball
  Foxmar320: Need the elephant gun
pimiento: 
  Foxmar320: lol
  Foxmar320: Very nice Ian
  Foxmar320: LOL
onanimasu: Very nice, let's see Paul Allen's shot
 Laurence72: Look at my ping, my pingis amazing! Give it a lick...
 Kipstar: you can't just show everyone your ping!
 HadesLeprechaun: ah, one of my least favorite holes!
  Foxmar320: oh no
 MacbethSeemsSus: Look upon my ping ye mighty. And dispair....
 SnackPak_: wooow
  Foxmar320: Its good!
  Foxmar320: welp
 HadesLeprechaun: rocket club launches you if there's no ball
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You know why
  Foxmar320: Nice On
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 pleonasticTautology: NICE
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
onanimasu: Nice Birdie
 JKBalch: Nice
  Foxmar320: Very nice
 kolintoney: nice nice nice
  Foxmar320: 
Scarbble: lmaoooo
 paulthemapguy: Achievement failed successfully.
  Foxmar320: Heather thats for someone else hitting your ball in I think?
 paulthemapguy: The balls are inert
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Foxmar320: Ok yeah the ball was hit in by something else, an explosion, other player or golf cart
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
 SnackPak_: so rude
  Foxmar320: oh that timing
 kolintoney: great timing Cori
onanimasu: hahaha
 Drasvin: XD
 30teracyte: lmao
 paulthemapguy: lmao
onanimasu: your mine
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHA
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 korvys: lol
 WokenClick: self-goozled
 WiJohn: Wages of sin etc
 JKBalch: Graham
Koios7: 
  Foxmar320: Graham did it to himself
 Getter404: Me Sowing:
 iarethel0ser:  
 HadesLeprechaun: hold ALT, press E when close
 miniMacGuru: Hoist by your own petard
Loa_Ayizan: deserved!
 SnackPak_: 
Boon_33: this is why people banned landmines
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Manae: Your petard!
  Foxmar320: Graham was about to disarm it!
 paulthemapguy: PLEASE clip that
 pleonasticTautology: PLEASE PLEASE clip that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's how many times of hoisting?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Roman reigns with a golf cart!
onanimasu: PHOTO FINISH
 JKBalch: Yooooo
 underhill33: sheeeesh
  Foxmar320: Yesssss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Specifically with landmines?
 calculated_uncertainties: nelly
 SalamiSuperstar: ???
 korvys: Litoral region
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly
 spethycakes: no, YOUR niscus
 Laurence72: The shore?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Toxxick: M'niscus
 BusTed: slipped a meniscus
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Meniscus is not what that is
Scarbble: *tips hat* m'niscus
onanimasu: I've slipped my meniscus many a time
 Toxxick: G, get outta my head!
 saintguard: Our niscus, comrade
 ContingentCat: It's not called the miniscus
  Foxmar320: Nice G!
 Drasvin: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GenerousLitigiousKalePicoMause-o4XwHr3fWIJu3j_o
 HadesLeprechaun: good nuff!
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 HadesLeprechaun: whelp
 spethycakes: 
   Anubis169: hahahaha
Boon_33: seeker
 JKBalch: Did that loop?
  Foxmar320: Truth tocket
 TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: Playing it safe
  Foxmar320: welp
 30teracyte: you shot at the wrong green
 pleonasticTautology: you hit it too hard, g
onanimasu: balled too hard
  Foxmar320: You overshot
 korvys: Graham, you aimed at the wrong green bit in the map\
 7gorobei: you went over the green to the next green
Mai_Andra: you aimed for the second green...
  Foxmar320: Yeah it happens
 Dog_of_Myth: Went full yeet
 Scy_Anide: Man, if you'd gone a little further it would've just been a penalty stroke too
  Foxmar320: Come on G!
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
 DeM0nFiRe: 
onanimasu: damn that's a bar Adam
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: Ian is a stock character
 RealGamerCow: rules for next game, all Ians
 HadesLeprechaun: bald with glasses and goatee is pretty reliable in any create-a-character
LPS_97: skibidi island?
onanimasu: Uh I mean there is THAT forbidden island
 kolintoney: L’Skiddi?
  Foxmar320: Yessss Adam YESSSS
 pleonasticTautology: don't call me shirley
   Anubis169: It can definitely happen a second time... and don't call me Shirley
 mwlsn: you come across a man trapped in an ice cube. do you free him?
 pleonasticTautology: @Anubis169 🤝
  Foxmar320: Rude
   Anubis169 hugs pleonasticTautology
 BusTed: so rude
 korvys: The well-timed airhorn might be the funniest gag in this game
 PharaohBender27: I think I found what island Graham was referencing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lasqueti_Island
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
 HadesLeprechaun: oh, G, the cart has physics, lol
  Foxmar320: Oh no lol
onanimasu: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just so many "sounds like my last time"/"that's what she said" jokes
 HadesLeprechaun: should park the cart on other players balls, lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
  Foxmar320: Ian pls
  Sarah_Serinde: 
onanimasu: Curse of Stroker
Scarbble: ok penalty stroker's dracula was pretty funny
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 ContingentCat: Ian please
  Foxmar320: 
 Mr_Horrible: Penalty Strokers Dracula and then only show him taking a penalty stroke in the last 5 minute of the last episode of the season
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How closely related to prostate dracula is penalty stroker's dracula?
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StylishClumsyDuckCoolStoryBro-Y9swdOiOlg2VHDqn
  Foxmar320: Platforming time G
onanimasu: ye
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmoothDoubtfulGrasshopperM4xHeh-CkK-uwBByMmKLp7L
onanimasu: there's not enough diving in real golf
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 
 Mr_Horrible: he's such an empath
 Inquisitor_Xian: I like how Grahams character model is Paul
 paulthemapguy: This game is exposing a lot of glaring flaws in actual golf. Blowing this thing wide ope.
  Foxmar320: It does look a lot like Paul
 Mr_Horrible: yeah honestly the little shot strength indicator is kinda wildly good
 Saintnex: noice scores
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit
Mathwyn: Call the golf constabulary!
   Anubis169: yeah it's from RV There Yet
Boon_33: rv ther yet
 Mr_Horrible: 1 stream and he's already developing sick tech
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham's silent like James
 Getter404: You Austin Powers'd it
 HadesLeprechaun: it's a tunnel, you mostly dont want a high angle shot, lol
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: When you can't see Heather you should ask "is she aiming for me"
 OldUncleDan: Anybody else imagining a Dinosaur Jr. music video watching this?
   Anubis169: 
 spethycakes: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
onanimasu: It's poppin' like prolapse
 MacbethSeemsSus: I disagree G
  Foxmar320: Im not using that
Loa_Ayizan: Oh... oh no...
DigitalSeahorse: 
 kolintoney: indeed
 vsmit: @Thefluffiestguineapig The answer. Is YES.
 realbadatthis_: damn thats crazy
LPS_97: popping off or pooping off
 calculated_uncertainties: thought he was gonna say the "I will mute you on minecraft"
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 foolish_s4mwise: thats the name of my Birdie Wing fanfic
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Mollylele: put up a poll if that is indeed a thing we should say at home
LPS_97: you broke her knees
  Foxmar320: I don't believe you
 Mr_Horrible: took your subordinate out at the shins
 JKBalch: Doesn't it suck when your boss cuts your off at the ankles?
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 e_bloc: sounds almost like misery
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa everyone bully the boss
 Cptasparagus: Graham this isn't commander
 SnackPak_: gettem
 Mr_Horrible: WAITWAITWAIT
   Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!!  
 Astramentha: all in favour say ayee
LPS_97: behind G
 Getter404: Behind you
 Diabore: graham
 Diabore: there you go
 Lord_Hosk: 
 Getter404: Penalty'd
LPS_97: you had a penalty shot
 e_bloc: no one knows the date and time of their demise
 Bruceski: Ball went down the hole
 pleonasticTautology: the penalty shot is what hit you into the hole
   Anubis169: That was the last known good spot on land before you submerged
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CharmingFunnyGrassOhMyDog-NibwfPHEl9EmsC7U
   Anubis169: penalty spot 
   Anubis169: good gravy that knockback
 TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: Grahams hunting
 pleonasticTautology: taaaaaaaaaap it in
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit
 HadesLeprechaun: G getting aggressive with 20 secs left, lol
Mathwyn: Its easy to forget there is a time limit
 Getter404: Real Tay Zonday delivery on that one
 Mr_Horrible: Frozen Bay Crab Seasoning
  Foxmar320: G has gone full chaos goblin and Im here for it
 spethycakes: 
 Laurence72: Makes your hot go far astray... Frozen Bay
RadioHupfen: cool ranch old bay
 spethycakes: Cold Bay
DigitalSeahorse: has Nelly been watching Airplane 2?
 korvys: Who called it a canadian girlfriend, instead of a frozen bae?
 Mr_Horrible: goddammit I was making that joke Adam GRAAAAAAH 
 Kramburger: Frozen Bae is why Mister Freeze is a criminal
 Mr_Horrible: the *2* shields
 MacbethSeemsSus: frozen bae, to the tune chocolate rain
 Mr_Horrible: 38 meter chip in
 Mr_Horrible: sheeeeesh
 Mr_Horrible: "When the hole feels negotiable"
 korvys: Navigable
 RealGamerCow: negotiable is a very good descriptor
onanimasu: Taiga Taiga Taiga
 Laurence72: Th edrunken hole
 EvilBadman: Just add the Taiga, Graham
Boon_33: 'and then i teleported into a ditch'
JoanneG110: where is the secret lava
 Mr_Horrible: Graham with the full A Tisket A Tasket
 spethycakes: There's a gas station on my route home that does signs, and the current one is "A Lion Wouldn't Drive Drunk, But a Tiger Wood"
 paulthemapguy: that's wonderful @spethycakes
 Mr_Horrible: get his ass
   Anubis169: nice!
  Foxmar320: Nice shot lol
 Mr_Horrible: just *clonk* on the noggin
 OldUncleDan: If there's Taiga Woods, does that mean there is also a Ryuji Woods?
 spethycakes: Don't forget Tundra Woods
 betweenmyself: someone in my old DnD group apparently left the top to a Hawaiian bought candy in my miniatures drawer, so I’ve just spent the past two and a half hours scrubbing mold off my plastic minis 
 korvys: I think you want a *touch* over
 korvys: Most of the time you seem to get it touch under
  Foxmar320: IRL Super Battle Golf when
 EvilBadman: Club and Ball Torture
 Athelgar: "you have selected, POWER DRIVE. Might is suggest, FEATHER TOUCH."
 SkylerRingtail: @Foxmar320 Sounds like a Live bit
 korvys: Numbers, I think?
 Strebenherz: Ian
 Getter404: PHRASING
 SnackPak_: oh god
 Mr_Horrible: I beg your pardon
   Anubis169: hahahaha
  Foxmar320: The what
 Vinewood_OG: uh huh
onanimasu: A thinkpad? damn that's hardcore
 BigDaddyBland87: Ian!!!
 spethycakes: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a quote
 iarethel0ser: We don't do phrasing here, do we.
 lamina5432: lmao
 SnackPak_: some keyboards have a nipple
 HadesLeprechaun: I have only heard the last bit of that dialogue
Boon_33: ibm specific nubin
   Anubis169: I have been known to dabble in the occasional board of keys
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey kids, you ever tried keyboard?
 HadesLeprechaun: did they address the weather direction and kph?
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpookySingleRhinocerosKeyboardCat-zv37kaVn1nwUIs7g
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 mwlsn: ahahahaha
 vsmit: Lenovo nipples, drop in replacement for 3DS right-sticks.
 kolintoney: hahahaha
   Anubis169: Dave Spokesman 
 korvys: Cori, i think someone said you can use numbers to adjust your angle instead of scrolling
  Foxmar320: Mmmmmmm putting
 SnackPak_: some chocolate putting
 paulthemapguy: hhahahahaha Ben
 korvys: (i don't know, I haven't played)
 ContingentCat: Happy 420 all who observe lol
drewm1022: Practice shot.
onanimasu: I'll have the crime broly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Daves Spokesman for some kind of golf course would be great
Mathwyn: Putti Putti
 LordZarano: https://xkcd.com/243/
Mai_Andra: ♫ We can miss if we want to~
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GrossHelplessWitchKappaWealth-39gEVrm2uFCVzZ9c
 Astramentha: I’ll miss rhythm cafe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hang on, is this how you golf in Thurpston county? Is this the Tough Brudder?
  Foxmar320: 
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangentialDarkPeppermintOSkomodo-mmMQiyncmMkKHmF-
 EvilBadman: @LordZarano Yeah I was about to go full informal
   Anubis169: Chips ftw
   Anubis169: especially with gravy
 HadesLeprechaun: 28km/h weather showing in the upper left hand corner of the screen X3 pretty sure none of them looking at it
  Foxmar320: lol
 OldUncleDan: Dave's Golf Clubs and Rock Doves!  Best place to pick up a Pidgeon Wedge!
consolecowboy88: they are wrapping up rhythm cafe? o no
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Graham's ball was edging
 paulthemapguy: stupid ass ball standing on the edge of the hole
   Anubis169: If your balls are overlapping, please apply golf club
  Foxmar320: lol
Mai_Andra: like being first in Mario Kart, and then the turtle shell...
onanimasu: Graham having a hard time at a competitive swingers night
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nipple Girl sounds like a discontinued X-Men
 paulthemapguy: everyone has nipples
  Foxmar320: Shocking
consolecowboy88: now it’s hockey!
  Foxmar320: Got em!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
   Anubis169: hahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 foolish_s4mwise: @MacbethSeemsSus tbf Nipple Girl applies to a suprisingly high number of x-men
DigitalSeahorse: 
 HadesLeprechaun: anyone paying attention to the wind shown in the upper left? X3
  Foxmar320: Team work
 JKBalch: Wonderful combo work lads
 paulthemapguy: instead of saying "ladies and gentlemen", to stay inclusive of everyone, you can say "good evening, nipple havers"
  Foxmar320: Get em G
  Foxmar320: Graham is submitting employee reviews
Boon_33: we're all looking to the guy who did that
 HadesLeprechaun: see, there's 24km/h wind X3
Mathwyn: @foxmar320 pay cut. Reason: Beat me at super battle golf
 OldUncleDan: @paulthemapguy After the accident at the Sand Paper factory, my brother no longer has nipples.
 BrowneePointz: Graham is writing down who to bully next time they play Party Animals
   Anubis169: HadesLeprechaun: If not, that's half the fun
 Getter404: DO NOT PERCEIVE THE ORB
   Anubis169: ORB
 BrowneePointz: I remember this map from Toadstool Tour
 pleonasticTautology: big rock
  Foxmar320: Big Rock
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RockPusher: Big Rock‽
Boon_33: this game brought to you by Big Rock
 mwlsn: A small rock the size of a large rock
 kolintoney: big rock the size of a large pebble
Cephallope: Love a big rock
LPS_97: will you smell what it's cooking
Natedogg2: Good ol' rock. Nothing beats rock.
Mai_Andra: That's how you know it's a Big rock.
kusinohki: I threw a rock at him
Mathwyn: Graham in the pocket of Big Rock
 Astramentha:  big rock
ballesta25: Would it be worth it to kill this rock?
DigitalSeahorse:  big rock 
consolecowboy88: for those about to big rock we salute you
 HadesLeprechaun: @Anubis169 I agree, if they find it fun, but not if they complain the ball goes where they dont expect without understanding why, lol
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit
  Foxmar320: Got em!
 Mr_Horrible: nelly just vanishing into the sunset
 rosesmcgee: the casual violence of this game really makes it
 OldUncleDan: @ballesta25 I can handle that, but I can't handle anything else.
 30teracyte: "bengineering unlocked achievement: Bully"
  Foxmar320: lol
  Foxmar320: All of them
Natedogg2: Ben is a real American.
onanimasu: Ben's on an American amount of guns
 BrowneePointz: Ben went full Cheney
 kolintoney: Ben is an honorary American
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Mr_Horrible: wait I'm only just realizing, what the hell is that steam avatar? 
 e_bloc: gg
 Strebenherz: what
 paulthemapguy: Draf!
  Foxmar320: So tall
 kolintoney: YESSS
 MacbethSeemsSus: lol, the little tongue sticking out
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: a gir
 DiscordianTokkan: Nice ossicones
 rosesmcgee: G is a trophy hunter
 paulthemapguy: Girralf
  Foxmar320: Yessss fish!!!
   Anubis169: Minion? Is that you?
 kolintoney: Minion!
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's still traumatized from the weekend
 oyleslyck: graham is now Carmichael from Umbrella Academy
 lochnessseammonster: true 
 Mr_Horrible: don't show him fish until May
DigitalSeahorse: FEESH 
 Scy_Anide: Would you let the fish out of the jar?
 TheAinMAP: 
UtilityPunk: Adam looking like Krillin, if Krillin was an alien
  Foxmar320: lol
 nymistrya: @Mr_Horrible This is just early labbing
DigitalSeahorse: fish driving cars!
 Mr_Horrible: @nymistrya truuuuuuu
 BrowneePointz: No. Man's Laughter
 HadesLeprechaun: mans "laughter"
DigitalSeahorse: car driving fish!
 BusTed: izumi 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleanPolishedTurtleJebaited-W28UKBLMszcZHrfI
  Foxmar320: Hey Graham try and get a elephant gun
 Cptasparagus: what does 8 people in the car look like?
 paulthemapguy: that explains why the vehicle is fish tailing
 BrowneePointz: I mean part of why this genre of games has been so successful is cuz Couch Co-op almost died
 Mr_Horrible: House House, yeah
 JKBalch: Ben
   Anubis169: Not to be confused with The Long Walk
 korvys: NICE WALK
 MacbethSeemsSus: Big wok
Mathwyn: Lumberfish
 lamina5432: gnight
 Vinewood_OG: Iced Coffee
onanimasu: ICED Coffee
 lamina5432: good strem
 HadesLeprechaun: this one has been an incredible time
  Foxmar320: Iced coffee
 WiJohn: Iced coffee
 Mr_Horrible: extremely funny that me and my friend pitched that game idea as our senior project and our instructor said "that won't be fun do something else" sinuuSMug
 HadesLeprechaun: loved this one X3
DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
 ErynTzun: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1478500/Big_Walk/
 Mr_Horrible: I do love that it actually just vaporizes you
 Strebenherz: the giraffe's final form
 e_bloc: 
 JKBalch: This was a bunch fun to watch
 Astramentha: ….formerly???
DigitalSeahorse: Matt?
 Redbassist: And on that bombshell...
onanimasu: Adam: grmpt Damn I felt that
JinaMahavira: the miso noise
   Anubis169: !patreon
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 aussie_rob_w: Battle... Golf?
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   Anubis169: !store
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 lochnessseammonster: MiSO?
   Anubis169: baaaaaaai!!
 Mr_Horrible: he's incorporating MiSO noises into his vocabulary
 30teracyte: More no skill slam fish slam backdash bubble bubble bubble oh I run up bubble bubble and my char can do nothing but predict it from the Mayan period and pray they forgot Gordeu is in the game
CookieMom: Suddenly Miso!
 Vinewood_OG:   
Mai_Andra: It's like MiSO is in the room with us.
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiftedInquisitiveGarageTriHard-SH13_NH8ba2JBFU_
 mwlsn: thanks for streaming everyone!
 spethycakes: Thanks, all!
 aussie_rob_w:   
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlightedAthleticLatteHassanChop-4i-DUMoyBJD5iPVY
  Foxmar320: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SecretiveExquisiteTruffle4Head-Y0sCLLD0c8XBRmbW
   Anubis169: !schedule
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 kolintoney: good night friends!
  Foxmar320: I do ask
 lirazel64: Nintendo, y'all.
  Juliamon: Not again!
 SnackPak_: the ol clopen
 Redbassist: Im always asking this
 korvys: Mornings, moonbases, good things
 Mr_Horrible: "me when I mourn the moonbase good"
 KeytarCat: Inspiring?
  Juliamon: It does that sometimes
 Mr_Horrible: get ready for Wet Dog Protag
  Foxmar320: RE9 is so good!
 MacbethSeemsSus: They've got to go back and find the Third generator
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is good
drewm1022: Resident Evil Requiem for a Dream.
   Anubis169: Resident Weevil, Recream
 Mr_Horrible: Resident Devil 3
 SymphonySolstice: Jambling???
 Mr_Horrible: LetItRide
   Anubis169: joke make good
 Mr_Horrible: I like the people delivering it, at least
 Redbassist: How does one kill a letter?
  Foxmar320: Make jokes
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 Vinewood_OG: "Oh no"
  Foxmar320: oh yes
 TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169: Welcome in subs!
   Anubis169: oh boy that's a slow muffin, lotsa peeps
 Strebenherz: 200
 Orxolon: one could say that something's gonna happen thissaturday
 SymphonySolstice: 
   Anubis169: 
Metox01: Hello! and goodbye I guess.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Redbassist (Real definition: a letter that could never be delivered by the postal service, it is often used by horror premises/mysteries)
 TheAinMAP: 
 Redbassist: Caramelldansen . Emote
   Anubis169: Hello Metox01 
 KeytarCat: Oh that me, thanks MrHorrible!
 pleonasticTautology: FOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
 aussie_rob_w: Soooon I will hit that 150
 Redbassist: @thefluffiestguineapig I appreciate info, that is interesting
 mwlsn: 
 iarethel0ser: Nice.
xzaktly: Aww man I missed it. See ya'll on the youtube
 The_Color_Twelve: yay
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
RassilonDND: hey chat, whats the link to check the schedule for the next week?
   Anubis169: !schedule
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   Anubis169: ^ dat one
 TheAinMAP: 
 Redbassist:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 mwlsn: you're welcome
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 RockPusher:   
RassilonDND: danke
  Foxmar320: Bye G
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
   Anubis169: Many thanks for the strim stram Graham 
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 The_Color_Twelve: 
onanimasu: Thank you for having us it's great to be here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
  Foxmar320: 
 aussie_rob_w:   
 e_bloc: 
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, Graham & Co 
 kolintoney: thanks for the streams and the golf times.
   Anubis169: 👀
 DiscordianTokkan: G'niiight!
 kolintoney: dinner!
 mwlsn: 👀
 Stoffern: 
 Mr_Horrible: may his outposts be unbothered
 aussie_rob_w: Ooh marathon. Enjoy dinner G!
Boon_33: 
 Redbassist: Run your Marathon Graham
 TheAinMAP:  
ContingentCat: Th
 ContingentCat: *thanks all 
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