Let's NOPE! || RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM

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 e_bloc: 6666
 Earthenone: so much hype in before the wheel even starts spinning
 gualdhar: oh good, I have enough time to eat my burrito
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar Yeah, I'm getting food now too
 dutchmoose: !next
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Fanklok: !next
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben is excited, stream online early
 lamina5432: napped and ready to watch
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 Same, I napped to prepare my mind for this
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 saucemaster5000: oh finally we got through the good game and we can play some crap
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 GamerCat88: oh yay they made it through cronos
 Jillexie: Are they out of jail?
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Fanklok: You can tell Cronos was good because several regulars didn't watch it
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  Juliamon: clik clik clik
 BrowneePointz: uh oh, clickies
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trebuchetboy: Uh oh title is wrong. Doesnt say another week of Chronos
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 protojman: mostly avoided spoilers for this game...until now!
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wiganlass: hurrah, ngl I’d stopped watching as I was bored of Cronos 
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 e_bloc: daymare III
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real though, I don't like that Ben talks about using things like arachnophobia mode as "I'm not a coward" even if jokingly
Xenguin47: I understand we're Nope-ing a Let's in here?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @protojman That's genuinely impressive
 Mr_Horrible: this that Resident Devil 3 I been hearing so much about on the moon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also there's some no joke content warnings for this game
 GamerCat88:    
 MacbethSeemsSus: Tonight, the boys go back for the Third generator
 elmolovessmack: So hyped for this
 e_bloc: arachnophobia mode:  everything is a spider, created so you could get over your arachnophobia
 public_key_reveal_party: Is it time for generators?
e_bloc watched 80 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc The "lock your child who is afraid of the dark and claustrophobic in the trunk of a car" solution 
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 ProcyonFlynn: @public_key_reveal_party Nah it's the future, everything is battery powered now
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 protojman: @Thefluffiestguineapig not when i'm not on reddit and mostly watch lrr  i mean i know who's in it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The gom jabbar LRRbot?
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig funny  when I was 13 i actually wanted to ride in the trunk, that lasted like a week
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 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Oh, I was meaning park in a parking lot and leave your child for hours
Aceviru: HERE WE GO
 Kentosaurus:   
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 geodedragon: And were back!
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 Nigouki: All hail  !
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
drcthulu: spoopifers
 baltimore_667083: hi Ben! hi Adam!
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean they won't have any phobias after tthat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's back!!!
 SnackPak_: 
 wiganlass: let’s Jesus
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 circusofkirkus: whoa
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 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc None at all
 e_bloc: they 're out of jail
  Juliamon: WHEELER
 saucemaster5000: woah
 baltimore_667083: 
 kingandcommoner: Finally free from Cronos
 Gekyouryuu: Wheeler left that on
 Jillexie: woah
MWGNZ: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pfffffffffffffffft
 public_key_reveal_party: My favorite arachnophobia mode comes from I think it is "West of Loathing" which has 3 modes, arachnophobia mode where you encounter no spiders, arachnopillia mode where you encounter way more spiders, and arachnophonia mode where all sound effects are replaced with spider sound effects
 ButButTheJesus: WHAT IS HABBADING
 SnackPak_: thanks Wheeler
feet2big watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
 elmolovessmack: Lmao
 lamina5432: angels are speaking
 ghyllnox: Thanks Wheeler 
 MrSarkhan: 
 GamerCat88: perfect
 wiganlass: Ben is risen!
 protojman: amazing
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 ButButTheJesus: BE NOT AFRAID
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler 10/10
 Orxolon: eXCELLENT
 NimrodXIV: be not afraid or something
Wolfstrike_NL: We love Spoopifer!
 SnackPak_: freezing
 Mr_Horrible: he forgot the music, he forgot to turn off the voice changer, this fuckin' guy... 
 korvys: Who?
 Nigouki: that's honestly perfect
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 CrossXhunteR: i have zero reference for what that temperature is like
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds great
 Gekyouryuu: Fahrenheit or Celsius?
 Mr_Horrible: he needs to keep those cards crisp
Xenguin47: They're possessed!
 ghyllnox: 
 public_key_reveal_party: If I wasn't paying for electricity, I would love to have my AC that cold
 TehAmelie: greetings citizens
 MrSarkhan: 16 is a little cold
 ProcyonFlynn: If you're cold, their cold. Be good to your computers.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu The one that makes sense
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Jadaris: what is 16 in freedom units?
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 ghyllnox: Hallelujah chorus!
 Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig Kelvin, gotcha
 shendaras: 
 e_bloc: fuck 61 degrees inside thats a crime
 rosesmcgee: Good thing Kathleen isn't there, she'd be an ice cube
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow Ben's feeling it today
 SnackPak_: we get Adam back!!!
 Nigouki: oh hey it's the Evangelion ep 24 soundtrack
 wiganlass: hooray 🙌🏻
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: We playing with mods?
 feet2big: there better be petable cats in this one.
 Mr_Horrible: this is like 10 degrees off of Average Lalafell Day
 saucemaster5000: wait why did peter let these two in
 ButButTheJesus: and we can backseat everything! (joking)
 ghyllnox: Frenetic woodwind hallelujah chorus 
Xenguin47: 16° is too cold... as is 60°. 
 Bruceski: @Nigouki But I don't wanna be tang!
 LordZarano: I have it 17° but I'm wrapped in a duvet
 accountmadeforants: 
 neisan2112: Perfect
Fr0Dough: Resident evil as opposed to leased evil
 ButButTheJesus: behold!
 accountmadeforants: Praise be praise be
 circusofkirkus: why are they small but their voices still big?
Yoshi_Gal: Smol beans
 Orxolon: you should change your voices to chimpmunks
niccus: how'd you make it up here
 Gekyouryuu: was Cronos that bad? I missed a fair bit of it, and I'd been hearing good things from friends
MilkInBags: is this heaven
 korvys: Ben, put some clouds ovelayed below you
 e_bloc: sorry still staring at you
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 Mr_Horrible: "Welcome to heaven. We have: Buff Leon, and: The Crying Tomato Creature From The Meme"
 Orxolon: Resident Evil Requiem releases on February 27, 2026
 fjordsword: twas a good bit
 korvys: So you look like you're sitting in the clouds
  Juliamon: Gekyouryuu It's not that it was bad, it just needed serious editing
MilkInBags: yeah
MilkInBags: that's what you get for winning golf
 KWardJenx: Whew! For a moment there I thought the boys got Raptured
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 Gekyouryuu: @Juliamon ah, one of those
 accountmadeforants: From "let's nope" to "let's hope"
Xenguin47: I just got out of the shower!
 e_bloc: and the reason is yoooooooooou
MilkInBags: YIPPEE
 Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu didn't make for great television via Let's Nope more than "bad" bad, imo
 neisan2112: Not as much as Heather
 CrossXhunteR: i had someone tell me they liked Chronos more than the silent hill 2 remake. i disagreed strongly with them
 MacbethSeemsSus: Adam asked for Dead Space on the monkey paw and got Callisto Protocol and Cronos
 e_bloc: spehdra is a transferrable skill
MilkInBags: spheda master
 Nigouki: the golf game from last night is yet more evidence that people don't want realistic graphics, they want a bunch of weird little guys and cartoon violence
 accountmadeforants: That's the flaw in non-battle golf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible It seemed hard to navigate, combat looked boring and not fun
 accountmadeforants: Nobody stops you from just taking the ball to the hole
 gualdhar: Here comes the Nicole story
MilkInBags: yes but adam, OTHERS should be losing, you can't make ME lose
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Looked" being the operative word there
 public_key_reveal_party: We watched Nicole and Ben play the Lego party game
 Gekyouryuu: ah
 Saintnex: time to repost the Nicole holiday clip
 ButButTheJesus: #TeamNicole
MilkInBags: yeah but jordan...........
 saucemaster5000: wow
 Mr_Horrible: yow
 SnackPak_: fair
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 CrossXhunteR: what if you say it before pushing someone in a pool
 hieroglyphica: We are but little guys
 Mr_Horrible: counterpoint: Every throw drizzt has ever input in SF6, Adam
 fjordsword: the board gamers always get targeted
 CrossXhunteR: oh, edging
MilkInBags: huh huh ben
 Orxolon: if you are like that,why play?
frank_the_great: Howdy Ben, howdy Adam! Chat.
 Mr_Horrible: "I have been stunlocked by the efforts of both man and god"
 TehAmelie: is only game, why you haff to be mad?
 e_bloc: that makes you a generous lov---er golfer
MilkInBags: i hope you never present yourself for elections adam
Aceviru: @Orxolon I suck at games. Hence I don't play 
 Orxolon: great view
 ButButTheJesus: this hits!
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Wolfstrike_NL: @MilkInBags He will just do shit like making us call him mayor again
 Mr_Horrible:   
Mai_Andra: the floorboard is showing on this one, though...
MilkInBags: thanos forbidden grapes
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
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 TehAmelie: got something to match Ash Lake as what they have in Talking Sim?
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna say "a No symbol with Spoopifer in it"
 QuixoticScrivener: the Ur-Mother
 BrowneePointz: the Spencer mansion
 e_bloc: pyramid head in a bikini
 MacbethSeemsSus:  
 Mr_Horrible: he also has a torso
 betweenmyself: biblically accurate Bic Mac 
MilkInBags: mr potato but cut to fries
 accountmadeforants: But think about your brand! Your brand of random assortment of joke backgrounds!
 Mr_Horrible: it's not legs out the bottom bun
 Manae: Blistering Barrier, the wall from MTG?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What about Harry?
 raulghoulia: Big Mac was the police chief
 saucemaster5000: mayor mccheese is a quarter poubder
Fanklok: That's President McCheese
 hieroglyphica: Don't do that or we'll just be going TEETH for every stream
trebuchetboy: Governor Mac @LoadingReadyRun
 Darleysam: but he'll be doing just fine
MilkInBags: ???
 Mr_Horrible: keep Franklin away from the stream
 Mr_Horrible: he's too pure for you barbarians
 SnackPak_: coming out of my shell and im doing just fine
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Little Mac dressed as a Big Mac
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
 Mr_Horrible: oo la la
 saucemaster5000: this is afar side comic
 Gekyouryuu: 3 different shells of varying sizes
 accountmadeforants: I retract my previous statement I need this
 protojman: 
 Mr_Horrible: oh god
  Juliamon: oh *no*
 Strebenherz: take your shot
 circusofkirkus: mega wheel
NathanJay_GA: Oh boy
 saucemaster5000: wat
 SnackPak_: wooooo
 NightValien28: oh no
 MrSarkhan: oh shit
 Gekyouryuu: oh dear
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh no
drcthulu: Bang
 betweenmyself: 
 accountmadeforants: Oh that's good
Aceviru: Hell yeah
 TehAmelie: gasp
MilkInBags: that's so much time
 ButButTheJesus: OH SHIT
 Mr_Horrible: that's a lotta folks
 kingandcommoner: how wude
 weff47: Oh no
 kragmabutch: uhoh
frank_the_great: LETS GOOO
MWGNZ: lets go 
 Kentosaurus: let's go!
 neisan2112: Woooaahhhh
 Earthenone: death!
 kingandcommoner: e7
 NimrodXIV: oh heck
 wiganlass: wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
 definenull: Oh dear
 ghyllnox: e7
 public_key_reveal_party: e
 Rhynerd: what
 accountmadeforants: e
 MrSarkhan: e7
 Mr_Horrible: e e e... it's in the e
 Dog_of_Myth: e7
 baltimore_667083: phew
Aceviru: e7
 James_the_Dabbler: Thank god
 ghyllnox: \o/
 frameshifty: whew
 episvont: Oh no
 baltimore_667083: e
 elmolovessmack: Noooooo
frank_the_great: 1 letter off!
Yoshi_Gal: e
 Kentosaurus: o7 e
 goombalax: eeeeeeeee
 Strebenherz: three to shoot, not too bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam's feeling VENGEFUL
 GamerCat88: eeeeeeeeeee
 realbadatthis_: o7
 wiganlass: safe
 Saintnex: oh god, Adams been given too much power
 KWardJenx: o7
 neisan2112: Safe!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: eeeeeeeeee
Fr0Dough: <message deleted>eeeee motional damage
margerfol: o7
MilkInBags: e-itsr
 definenull: Phew dodged a bullet
 e_bloc: oh no
 Strebenherz: stinkeees
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 saucemaster5000: I'd shoot emilk
 e_bloc: tis a far better thing
 Mr_Horrible: Er_Eorrible
 TehAmelie: so glad i changed my name back when
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Run e_bloc
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 Kramburger: Take the shot
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MilkInBags: sauce that doesn't work
 MacbethSeemsSus: e7
 lamina5432: e7
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
 hoveringhalibut: o7
 Saintnex: e7
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
 definenull: e7
 wiganlass: o7
MilkInBags: e7
 letfireraindown: me
 ButButTheJesus: 
 WiJohn: o7
 GamerCat88: e7
 Kramburger: O7
 Mr_Horrible: what is an M but a sideways E?
 saucemaster5000: e7
 gualdhar: o7
 Mr_Horrible: o7
 CrossXhunteR: o7
MWGNZ: p7
 SnackPak_: e7
Aceviru: e7
 Dog_of_Myth: e7
 gibbousm: 07
frank_the_great: e7
 Riandisa: o7
 ghyllnox: e7
 baltimore_667083: o7
 MrSarkhan: e7
 quigonginnjuice: o7
 lamina5432: weren't e
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 elmolovessmack: Phew
 Manae: o7
 e_bloc: e7
 30teracyte: e7
 episvont: Uh oh
 CrossXhunteR: they aren't ever coming back
 Kramburger: e7
 neisan2112: 
 7gorobei: o7
Xenguin47: Wait until they hit L and have to shoot themselves...
 gualdhar: but e_bloc was right there
 DeM0nFiRe: o7
 e_bloc: phew
 NonjaBiru: o7
 Earthenone: someone isent making it to message 15
 Mr_Horrible: I hope we never hit someone who's genuinely hurt by this
 lamina5432: wasn't e one of the mass shootings?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Does everybody have a mod action" YES YOU DID MOST OF THEM
 e_bloc: dodged a bullet there
 elmolovessmack: My only mod action was being shot previously
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Love how this bit has normalized violence on this stream.
MilkInBags: the beach episodes are ovefr
 Mr_Horrible: it was your Cocaine Arc
 Mr_Horrible: 2 weeks, like you said
 TehAmelie: i kind of want to see the Moonbase's gas leak year
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @elmolovessmack Same
 neisan2112: A gas leak movie
 Saintnex: the wheel’s basically on its space arc
  Juliamon: 
 e_bloc: that season was actually all in a dream sequence
 Mr_Horrible: "Better do it in one shot"
MilkInBags: do mods deserve the immunity
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 IgorApp: it's the Booooooiiiiissssss
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 Saintnex: too much power
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah the "oops all shooting" episode was crazy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: After that one time you shot Juliamon
  Juliamon: Not at all my dude
MilkInBags: mods are fickle
 Vinewood_OG: "Freedom!"
 ButButTheJesus: well BEN took it personally
  Juliamon: I'm the one here daring you to do it
MilkInBags: "oh no, a break from my unpaid job"
 Mr_Horrible: Don Draper voice: "I don't think about Let's Nope at all"
 accountmadeforants: What I'm hearing here is that ban commands need regex support
Fr0Dough: <message deleted>Yeah, where mods belong, IN THE KITCHEN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You regretted it 1 second after
 EvilBadman: It's those /other/ mods 
 saucemaster5000: can we just let juliamon go get a nice sandwich?
 TehAmelie: can you not do modding while you're timed out? that changes everything
 gualdhar: and nothing of value was lost
MilkInBags: better than crimson desert? 
 ButButTheJesus: i liked it
 Dog_of_Myth: Let the mods treat themselves. They deserve it
 e_bloc: never point a gun at anyone you wouldnt shoot
 gibbousm: it has Daddy Leon
 TehAmelie: (narrator's voice: it did not change a lot)
 jadielady: someone should make and bring Juliamon a sandwich
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie And they are un-modded
  Juliamon: TehAmelie I only taunt when I know there's another mod around
 kingandcommoner: You won't reach spiders today
GrathXVI: @TehAmelie I believe you can't time out mods, so they have to de-mod first
 circusofkirkus: good thing no one here has a phobia of spiders
 gibbousm: I hear this game has zombies
EdibleDragon: Head's up, spider on your head
MilkInBags: close the lights so spiders dont see ben
 MacbethSeemsSus: Spiders are further in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They will not be reached today.
 Mr_Horrible: a RE game with spookie spiders? They haven't done that in like... 3 whole entries!
 EvilBadman: The one thing I will say is you can do first and third person for either character so don't force yourself to play a way if it's no gun
 EvilBadman: Fun even
 Mr_Horrible: it's RE, there'll be gore
Yoshi_Gal: I remember RE2 terrifying me as a kid and I've never really seen one since so I'm very keen for this
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MilkInBags: can i use ET money
Fanklok: yes... human money...
 lamina5432: and matt
 e_bloc: yeah signed were sold ouot pretty quicklly
Fr0Dough: Playmat hausen
 Mr_Horrible: I went 2-1 with that mat on Sunday 
 Dog_of_Myth: it's a great mat.
 e_bloc: I use it on my desk right now]
 betweenmyself: hyumon mawnee
MilkInBags: contractually part of the gang
 saucemaster5000: you lost one?
 saucemaster5000: damn
 TehAmelie: i believe her name is General Celes
 MacbethSeemsSus: dad?
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: I got my Playmat last week. Used it during my Prerelease weekend.
MilkInBags: i would never admit to losing online
 Mr_Horrible: oh so *Ben's* the mean one today 
 e_bloc: its a C
 protojman: how much extra can i pay you to walk around the office and get an unsigned mat signed by everyone?
 accountmadeforants: Woulda been 3-0 if it was a signed playmat
 Mr_Horrible: Adam, you're a perfect angel who can do no wrong
Aceviru: Adam, I actually like watching you play magic
 Mr_Horrible: you're also a grand finalist
 public_key_reveal_party: Uh uh sure ben
 SnackPak_: wooow
MWGNZ: dig up
 saucemaster5000: maybe the heaven background was too soon
MilkInBags: hey ben it's cool you got room to improve your compliments  (positive)
 ButButTheJesus: keep digging
 lamina5432: spittin positivity
 BrowneePointz: I ripped a Silver Foil Japanese Vampiric Tutor out of my box today and shrieked so loud I scared my neighbors
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz oh hell yeah
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben: how'd I end up in this hole?
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz damn nice
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Heck yeah
 Orxolon: MR KEnnneeedd
 EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz Hell yeah ddue
 saucemaster5000: what are you doing to that controller
 ButButTheJesus: lewd
Fanklok: It's been 2 months with W+P taking up a week
 accountmadeforants: Ahhh, you were at my side all along
 CrossXhunteR: team change
 BrowneePointz: @dog_of_myth I was like “I don’t have a slab for an $800 card!”
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Am I ok to do more specific CWs Juliamon? It's just a couple
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, the default is 1st-person for Grace and 3rd-person for Leon, you can change both or neither later iirc
GrathXVI: it's so you can see Leon's butt
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Go for it
 CrossXhunteR: leon does roundhouses
Fanklok: RE4 ADAM
 circusofkirkus: wait is Leon Benson Boone?
 protojman: roundhouse kick!
 Getter404: RE7 style vs RE4 style
 korvys: and suplexes
 Saintnex: and like suplexes
 neisan2112: All of RE4
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can change perspective at any time
Yoshi_Gal: It's so you can see Leon's lower back tattoo
 betweenmyself: Change is dev intended experience
 BrowneePointz: and roundhouses
 Mr_Horrible: it's tension vs action, basically
 SnackPak_: doesnt sound like leon
 elmolovessmack: After playing a couple times, im 3rd person all the time
 BrowneePointz: and wheel kicks
MilkInBags: is this the nelson mandela effect of video games
 kingandcommoner: Leon "Parkour" Kennedy is a acrobatic little fuck
 wiganlass: any mods?
 e_bloc: leon is canonically 57 in this game
 Mr_Horrible: but if you're not feeling it in either case, you can change it later
 kingandcommoner: Either intended or both 3rd are the best
 gibbousm: ?????
 CrossXhunteR: to turn off the swears
 accountmadeforants: What happens if you say 0 though
 Mr_Horrible: are you old enough to play this, Benjamin?
Fanklok: Add your ages together
 Saintnex: hehehe
 ghyllnox: 420
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 wiganlass: 69?
 MrSarkhan: nice
MilkInBags: if it's 69 i unfollow
Yoshi_Gal: Eheheheh
 Kentosaurus: Why yes, my birthday is Jan 1, 1900
trebuchetboy: 70
 EvilBadman: I honestly cannot remember why it asks you
 ButButTheJesus: almost nice
Wolfstrike_NL: nice
 saucemaster5000: wait you age changes every year
 Earthenone: it means you can never get older!
 Mr_Horrible: probably just player survey data, I'd assume
 kingandcommoner: Always lie about your age
 Vinewood_OG: Been putting January 1st, 1901 into every website ever since always.
 betweenmyself: game asks your age to ensure they can legally dispense alcohol through the controller at save rooms 
 Getter404: They want to self-report sneaking into an R rated movie
 raulghoulia: THRILLHO
 ghizmou: we're already playing 20 minutes in, the boys must really be excited to play this game
 Earthenone: do you think there are more 69 year olds or 67 year olds?
 Mr_Horrible: the true horror
 SnackPak_: boo
 CrossXhunteR: the most horror
 saucemaster5000: woooooo
 GasCityGaming: games in 2026!
 darkcyril: Gotta watch out for peepaw's heart.
 shendaras: 
 Vinewood_OG: 
 Saintnex: oh that’s not bad
 MacbethSeemsSus: Compile Shaders is my favorite game
 kingandcommoner: Always say your older and shorter than you actually are. It's always the funnier choice
 BrowneePointz: Capcom actually optimized this
 CaptainSpam: Who doesn't precompile their shaders these days?  Honestly!
 kingandcommoner: you're*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So CW for beginning of the game for people: traumatic flashbacks, kidnapping, flashing lights
 Mr_Horrible: Monster Hunter While-You-Wait
 BrowneePointz: MARVEL freakin RIVALS
 Mr_Horrible: uh huh?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah?
 ButButTheJesus: 
Fanklok: Am Ben having stroke?
 BrowneePointz: GOD it was awful
 Mr_Horrible: Rivals is notorious for it
 Saintnex: rivals is real bad for it
 BrowneePointz: they parched it
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I miss reticulating splines
MilkInBags: there's room to improve your diction (positive) 
 BrowneePointz: but at launch it was baaaaaaad
 James_the_Dabbler: Do you have DDS5 or whatever it is on?
 accountmadeforants: @Vinewood_OG I go for January 1st 1970 just in case it really spooks a programmer one day.
 MrSarkhan: nothing but quality content on this stream
 CrossXhunteR: weird to see this prioritize thing on a PC game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Performance!
 Kipstar: well, have you tried playing with UNcompiled shaders? very bad
 MacbethSeemsSus: Your computer has been found.....wanting
 raulghoulia: Menus the Game
 saucemaster5000: it takes place on earth this time
 ghyllnox: From GameRant: "There's no explanation as to why the publisher needs players to reveal this information to them, and there's nothing stopping players from putting a completely false age in."
 Mr_Horrible: 6
 BrowneePointz: 6
 Saintnex: six
 Getter404: 2026, so after 8's ending but before the Rose DLC
 betweenmyself: unless otherwise notified, assume that “Hey Chat” rules are in full effect 
 EvilBadman: @CrossXhunteR Not really there's multiple different rig setups
 gibbousm: this takes place after Village, but before the Village Rose DLC
 MacbethSeemsSus: 6, unfortuantely
 e_bloc: between silent hill 2 and the room
 Mr_Horrible: but this is the latest, chronologically
 korvys: Was Grace the baby he was trying to save in 8?
 korvys: Or is that someone else?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus A hypothetical future computer from Jupiter is the only one that wouldn't be found wanting
 BrowneePointz: chat be good no spoilies
 MacbethSeemsSus: @korvys new character
Fanklok: 6 seems like it would have been really really bad doing it single player
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 CrossXhunteR: @korvys grace is someone else
 Mr_Horrible: 6 is more fun with a friend, it's still stinky, esp compared to 5's coop
 Getter404: @korvys No that's Rose, she's currently a toddler
 Orxolon: the mine cart wasn't ?
 Orxolon: 4
 CaptainSpam: I just remember Graham's House of Stark playthrough of RE:MFG being amazing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man falating giraffe is 6
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 6 is incredibly boring solo
 e_bloc: I've seen speedruns of the game but I have no real idea what the plot is
 EvilBadman: The most relevant games to have played before this are 2 and 4
 BrowneePointz: I’m completely blind on this cuz I’ve been waiting for The Lads to play it so please no spoilies chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Eh, agree to disagree
 Mr_Horrible: but probably one of my favorite RE moments is still Agent just standing on the elevator because they forgot to remove him from the cutscene
 public_key_reveal_party: "are you stuck in the past?"
 saucemaster5000: F B I
 baltimore_667083: of course it’s the Midwest
 korvys: Long term fan? No, long term hater
Fanklok: Yeah modern games are stinky, they were better when it was worse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party This franchise's lore sure is
 ghyllnox: The Midwest!
MilkInBags: oh boy the tearing
 e_bloc: no third generators this time
 Mr_Horrible: that Vertical Synchronization
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THE MIDWEST
 raulghoulia: its an additional inventory item as well
 EvilBadman: They found the Alan Wake titles
 accountmadeforants: "Recommended for long-term fans" no? Recommended for new fans who don't know what they're about to deal with!
 Getter404: She's shrimping!
stickpoppet: Got that goblin posture
 jadielady: yes you can
 accountmadeforants: The gremlin sit
 BrowneePointz: us bi people can’t sit normally
Fanklok: Yes you can Adam
MilkInBags: oh no adam doesnt know
 circusofkirkus: yes you can
 CrossXhunteR: you can't adam?
 saucemaster5000: sure can
 Joecool190: yes you can
 BrowneePointz: that’s a fact
 ghizmou: you absolutely can
frank_the_great: Adam
 ghyllnox: It's a meme Adam
 Orxolon: 2040!?
GrathXVI: You absolutely can
 tehfewl: lmao
stickpoppet: As a bisexual, yes
 kingandcommoner: You can, but that isn't the posture for it
 Gekyouryuu: Adam, queer people can't sit straight
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Queer people can't sit straight. It's true.
 EvilBadman: @Thefluffiestguineapig I said most. Giving someone a list of 8 games is not helpful
 e_bloc: bro
 circusofkirkus: skill issue
 cmdrzellgaudis: yes you can
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam learns a thing!
GrathXVI: okay, Adam can't, but the rest of us can
 OrionPax21: Oh Adam
Yoshi_Gal: It's the sure-fire way to tell
 Gekyouryuu: @Sapphic_Shenanigans jinx
Fanklok: If they sit like L from Death Note they bi
 e_bloc: Adam misses out on so much brainroto
 jadielady: yeah my niece sits like that 
 Diabore: the gremlin sit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Oh for sure, I would also say RE6: MFG is not relevant 
 cmdrzellgaudis: Ben’s got it
  Juliamon: I still am weirded out by my gastroenterologist sitting like that
 Nigouki: walking away from your computer without locking it? FIRED.
 ghyllnox: The meme is "bi people sit weird in chairs"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon 0.o
 BrowneePointz: but yea it’s a meme in the queer community that Bi folks can’t sit in a chair normally, and they’re not WRONG
 RatherLargeToad: “do you know one?”
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: @Gekyouryuu same brain haha
 e_bloc: and another one
 ghizmou: me, terrified to be given more work
 Valkryir: and/or hypermobile
 gibbousm: Boss is an dick. Hey, go investigate the site of your life's most traumatic moment (thus far)
 ghyllnox: @RatherLargeToad Legit thought that was where this was going 
  Juliamon: (and he did it multiple times! it wasn't a fluke)
 DMGlol: why would you make her do this investigation 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THIS is not an ok thing for anyone to be asked to do
 raulghoulia: from Silent Hill?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ever
 Bruceski: Where does "one foot propped on the other knee" fit in this spectrum of sits?
 Saintnex: all the subtlety of a sledgehammer lol
 Nigouki: there's no therapy like workplace pressure amirite
 Mr_Horrible: it's okay, there's not a *ton* you have to pull from the archives
 gualdhar: wow, Grace looks so different compared to what nVidia thinks she should look like
MilkInBags: she's thinking about getting ai slopped online
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski Depends if your other leg is already completely tucked underneath you
  Juliamon: "I won't force you to go, but you know you'll be fired if you don't"
MWGNZ: @gualdhar 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Could always, send another person with her.....
 Getter404: God he sucks as a boss
 RatherLargeToad: “Try not to get zombie abducted”
afterlanterns: field work? the analyst!
 saucemaster5000: what happened to grill thirteen???
 e_bloc: hotel motel zombies within
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Only kinda? Also she's an analyst, she doesn't field work
 Getter404: Analysts are desk jockeys, come on
 CrossXhunteR: oh, the scene from the DLSS5 demo
prince_infidel: It's worse than it seems
 Mr_Horrible: "We'll get the agoraphobic desk worker with no field training to go do this"
 protojman: you know what this scene needs? a yass filter
MilkInBags: it's a vampire!
 Bruceski: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nah, cross-legged is my "reading in bed" pose. Feels weird in front of the computer.
 MacbethSeemsSus: This scene looks so good, but I kinda wish there was an AI filter all over it 
 CrossXhunteR: spooky
 BrowneePointz: analysts are desk jockeys that can still shoot you dead
 DMGlol: DLSS 5 activate
 Orxolon: XGRACE PUM GO!
 DMGlol: 
 betweenmyself: Grace not properly “yassified” without DLSS 5 active.  0/10 game 
Fanklok: PAAAAAUL
 SquareDotCube: You're looking for either FSR or DLSS
 groulux: I know my boss is always remorsefull when they send me on a traumatising mission
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You picked "quality" mode over performance mode
 Nigouki: fake-ass frames
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @groulux Or at least plays at being remorseful
 CrossXhunteR: i have never seen it called the full name
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ah yes, frame generation: "we made your graphics card perform worse so it can pretend it's performing better"
MilkInBags: it's full government name
 ghyllnox: The head-bob is eugh
 ZombieHendrix: i actually didn't know the V stood for virtual
 CaptainSpam: Wait, VIRTUAL sync?  VSync is VERTICAL sync!
 e_bloc: ngl I didn't know what it stood for
Xenguin47: Ooh, a deli!
Xenguin47: Can we get a sammich?
Aceviru: And this is without dlss5 
 Mr_Horrible: "You're never getting to the basket. Not past Grace Ashcroft. ANKLEBREAKER!"
 BrowneePointz: this game shows how hard Capcom is flexing gm with the RE Engine
prince_infidel: So this is just Brooklyn
  Juliamon: (it is vertical)
 e_bloc: ella
 saucemaster5000: meatloaf is underrated
 Orxolon: is this racoon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the L train so this is Chicago.
 ButButTheJesus: I WOULD ANYYYYTHING FOR LOVE
 accountmadeforants: UwU Visa
 betweenmyself: Gill Fourteen
 Getter404: Sbubby: Eef Freef
 Mr_Horrible: Inter National
 CrossXhunteR: i want a local establishment that advertises meatloaf on the sign
 e_bloc: RIP  you dumb bastard
 betweenmyself: *Grill
  Juliamon: this isn't Brooklyn, not enough sketchy weed shops
 CaptainSpam: Meatloaf is good stuff.
CasualKing21: The food or the singer?
 MacbethSeemsSus: *looks out window at L* Yeah that's Chicago
GrathXVI: Yeah, Meatloaf was great in Fight Club
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon No, this is after Racoon city was bombed to utter atoms
Dethrizu: gotta have the ketchup
MWGNZ: meatloaf died an antivaxxer
 korvys: What kind of music does mashed potatos make?
 30teracyte: meatballs > meatloaf
 CrossXhunteR: yo, meatloaf sandwich
 Seth_Erickson: ketchup is the main stay on meatloaf
Fanklok: ketchup without or without the pre cum?
 e_bloc: yeah you glaze it with ketchup
 Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig but where are we?
niccus: the glaze uses ketchup but it really needs to be cooked to take the edge off
Xenguin47: Sadly, my wifey had too many bad meatloafs in her childhood, so she's strongly biased against them now
 brainbosh: Ketchup MUST go on befcore it is baked if you want it
 Mr_Horrible: I wouldn't mind a lotto candy
 vanman229: Cigar? Cigarettes?!
 Mr_Horrible: 
 kingandcommoner: Meatloaf should come with its own glaze; that glaze should include ketchup, but shoudl be sweeeter
Boon_33: racoon secret: most north american cities are racoon city.
 raulghoulia: this looks like it was filmed during se7en
 EvilBadman: @Fanklok Stop typing
 hoveringhalibut: 9up
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 Mr_Horrible: "The Barber Shop"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon THE MIDWEST (according to a previous title card)
 Bruceski: @Orxolon This is not raccoon, that was a small company town that got firebombed.
ItsThugDimmadome: @MWGNZ I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT IWON'T GET VAXXED
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's Chicago
Boon_33: chicago?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this is Wrenwood
 CrossXhunteR: chicago
 korvys: Chicago?
niccus: raccoon got nuked
 Bruceski: The elevated train feels Chicago
Boon_33: the L (elevated rail)
 Dog_of_Myth: Big chicago vibes
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “Meatloaf” is also a great safeword, because it means “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”
 MacbethSeemsSus: CTS is our transit system
 EvilBadman: This is not Raccoon City
 James_the_Dabbler: Pretty sure I’ve walked down this street in Chicago
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Wrenwood aka Not-Chicago
 CrossXhunteR: you saw the overhead train and new exactly where you were
 Mr_Horrible: sure did
 Mr_Horrible: kinda a big part of 3
 Forlorgen: Racoon city is the place where I currently live, im fucked
 SquareDotCube: L is definitely Chicago, no other major Midwest city has such a thing
 IgorApp: Its "Wrenwood"
 30teracyte: philadelphia is eastern seaboard
 Orxolon: that's why i asked,thX EVERBODy
 Bruceski: Technically not a nuke, they retconned it as a thermobomb or something like that. Basically radiation caused problems with later games in the series
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 EvilBadman: John Cena says no
 Mr_Horrible: "Oh, okay" *leaves*
 e_bloc: also bat out of hell sold more copies than Michael Jackson's Bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have walked on streets in Chicago like this (haven't been able to go back in a lot of years) but this is absolutely Chicago from when my dad would take me there for many days at a time
 frameshifty: it's state by state in the US
 vanman229: every time i visit my partner in canada I have her pick up stuff for me
 SnackPak_: smart
 Orxolon: my last memory of the RE games is that Racoon is no more
 CrossXhunteR: the snozberries
Boon_33: now that's a flight
 hieroglyphica: It would admittedly be a whiplash if someone from LRR showed up in my store, but I'm a professional
Boon_33: foot prisons?
 kingandcommoner: After all these games, they finally introduced a playable character who could have been played by Mila Jovovich
prince_infidel: So she has a lot of anxiety
Xenguin47: Girl, you flakey as hell...
ItsThugDimmadome: "Hang on officer, muh fingers're fingin'."
 MacbethSeemsSus: Someone on the design team went into the Loop and took some pictures under the L, the vibe is perfect
LaskoReadsComics: @kingandcommoner oh my god true
 Kramburger: I'm wearing my feeet
 Mr_Horrible: "...in 30 minutes! GO!"
 EvilBadman: Federal law is no recreational weed, states can rule differently due how our shit works, but it's tenuous if you're driving from state to state
 Mr_Horrible: believe so, yeah
 CrossXhunteR: there are so many resident evils
 Bruceski: This character and this location are new, yes
 saucemaster5000: well we saw her in the last scene
 CrossXhunteR: like 3DS games and stuff
 CaptainSpam: I'm convinced at this point that Grace's job is "horror game protagonist".
Fanklok: Time to replay every Resident Evil again
 RatherLargeToad: isn’t she the kid in the jars from Village?
 arcaedethefae: we do know this character, no
 BrowneePointz: Rev 1 and 2 aren’t bad
Xenguin47: Isn't this Rose? >_> Mold Baby?
MilkInBags: but adam there's only 3 consoles
 EvilBadman: Give them a year and they will remake it
stickpoppet: I watched my older bro play it at night on the Dreamcast and had nightmares for weeks lol
 frameshifty: I loved my Dreamcast
 betweenmyself: @RatherLargeToad nope
ProXYTCG: DREAMCAST IS A BANGER
 BrowneePointz: no this is Grace @xenguin47
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Grace is not Rose
 Orxolon: we peaked at PS2
LaskoReadsComics: @Xenguin47 No, this is Grace Ashcroft
 CrossXhunteR: yo, toy commander
 derolopercy: Ohhhh, y'all ready for sexy leon with the 50 year old lesbian haircut
Xenguin47: Ah, okay.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For people that talk about Grace being flaky, keep in mind this location is the source of her LARGEST LIFE TRAUMA
 arcaedethefae: ah, my b
niccus: that's why ian spent so much time reviving one
 jchinnock: this character travels through time/space and fights flesh wall monsters right?
 Rhynerd: if memory serves, she’s the daughter of a co-op multiplayer RE game character, right?
 korvys: 7 and 8 were "dude made of mold"
 Mr_Horrible: actually, wait, Ashcroft might be a name from... Outbreak?
 accountmadeforants: The Dreamcast for sure beats out the current generation of consoles
 Kramburger: This is Christine Redfield, a completely new character
Xenguin47: Sorry, all the blonde 20-somethings look alike
MilkInBags: too tall for nature to let it live
 saucemaster5000: I like the "I'm the best" fish
 Enki1256: First half of 8 was best.
 CrossXhunteR: they made that game not realizing big lady was going to be a thing
 BrowneePointz: yes the name Ashcroft showed up in Outbreak
Fanklok: And Heisenberg
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Revelations 1 and 2 are on Steam
 ButButTheJesus: beeg lady, fish guy, puppet girl, metal guy
 kingandcommoner: 8 had good bosses with substandard levels
 BrowneePointz: yes
MilkInBags: lol no
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah 8 was fantastic
The_Timo: Yes
 Dog_of_Myth: No
LaskoReadsComics: The Bienvento house gave me an actual panic attack cause dolls scare the bus out of me
 CrossXhunteR: melee clears smash 64
 jchinnock: yes
 EvilBadman: Grace's mom was one of the multiplayer games characters apparently
stickpoppet: N64v has the worst controller of all time
 Mr_Horrible: I'd say so, yeah
 30teracyte: I do, but i was too young for a 64
 elmolovessmack: @Mr_Horrible Yes, Alyssa is Grace's mom
 korvys: Like, strictly, but for the time, no
ProXYTCG: CLOSE, but nah n64 takes it
 Kramburger: 8 had goombas tossing a corpse into a lake
 GasCityGaming: N64 vs. Ps2?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO spoilers chat
The_Timo: What!? better controller, better hardware, better games
 Orxolon: N64 more loved and it revolutionized gaming,but gamecube better
 e_bloc: no N64 was more revolutionary at the time
 Goombill: Gamecube still has my favourite controller of all time, and N64 had the worst.
 Gekyouryuu: I think GC had higher highs, but N64 had MORE highs?
 Kramburger: N64 had goldeneye
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For people currently discussing this game's plot
 accountmadeforants: Gamecube was absolutely better. Most N64 games were dogshit in retrospect. Still a super important part of history
 raulghoulia: S E G A
 Getter404: Dreamcast tho
 CrossXhunteR: i unironically love the gamecube controller
 GasCityGaming: ok, just making sure lol
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam is right
 Mr_Horrible: @elmolovessmack I couldn't remember if Alyssa was actually in Outbreak or if it was just someone else with the last name
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
 Shurtal: the 360 had a GREATER than 50% failure rate
 Arnye1984: I still play my ps2
 saucemaster5000: yeah ps2 was the best console followed by.... SNES? XBLA makes it complicated
 Orxolon: as i said we peaked at PS2
Boon_33: dreamcast literally failed because it was so easy to pirate games
 MacbethSeemsSus: And then Microsoft ruined it
 EvilBadman: Bring back the blades
 e_bloc: I agree with everything Adam just said
 CrossXhunteR: there are 4 correct answers to best console. SNES, PS2, 360, or PS4. anything else is wrong
 betweenmyself: N64 is the only system I ever bought on launch day. 
 GasCityGaming: i never had a red ring either.
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah the SNES was fantastic
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, mine never broke down but they did NOT have a good survival rate
Xenguin47: Wait, is it the best console because of its hardware or because of the games that came out for it?
 BrowneePointz: we talking fun to play or sales? cuz the Wii took the ps2 out back and shat on it on the latter
 lamina5432: my 360 ate game disks
 30teracyte: yeah mine red ringed twice
 CasualKing21: And that's why Matt had to get like 6 lol
 NimrodXIV: my 360 still works
 Vinewood_OG: @MacbethSeemsSus Slop. Slop never changes.
 jchinnock: 360 changed college with Live, it’s why I took 5 years to graduate
 CrossXhunteR: you have a gun?
Spades_Slicc: But the ps4 brought us Bloodborne
 Arnye1984: Just bought the OG monster hunter for the ps2 again
 lamina5432: ps3 was pretty solid
 Mr_Horrible: I love bloodborne to death and the PS4 is still a "Who're you?"
radioshackraider: My  PS2 still works, 20+ years later
Boon_33: ps3 gets no love, but it was great as a media server and bluray player.
 Seth_Erickson: video game consoles have had greatly diminishing returns
frank_the_great: You needed 2 PS2s, 3 PS3s, 4 PS4s, and 5 PS5s
 Toxxick: For reasons I cannot explain, I feel an undying loyalty to my Gamecube
 Shurtal: if the Dreamcast had a second analog stick on the controller, i'd rate it higher
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah the PS2 holds up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great Such a good series of videos
chaostreader: does the flashlight have batteries?
 e_bloc: secret agent
 CrossXhunteR: budget cuts
 Mr_Horrible: *extremely*
MilkInBags: it's a murdered scene, not active murder
 episvont: The PS4 had bloodbourne.
 rosesmcgee: My tax dollars didn't pay to send her ass to Quantico for nothing. Get out there.
 dm818: This scene should 100% be better secured
 betweenmyself: @chaostreader no battery mechanics
 CasualKing21: Something something short staffed etc
ItsThugDimmadome: That cutting board needs bleach. The restaturant won't pass inspection.
 Mr_Horrible: "If you need me I'll be in my car listening to extremely loud music with my phone outside"
 public_key_reveal_party: At least RE4 just had your backup die horribly in 10 minutes
 azninsect: oooooh its the scary games
 BrowneePointz: reminder. Desk Analysts are STILL TRAINED FBI. they know how to shoot your ass dead and do it well
niccus: fbi got sold to private equity
 ContingentCat: Sounds like cops
 jchinnock: it’s America, we hand out guns like candy!
 kingandcommoner: local PD and FBI are not usually on great terms
 brainbosh: She seems extremely socially awkward, might prefer solo
 geodedragon: "Very Special" Agents
Fr0Dough: Maybe she heated up fish for lunch one day, and the whole office is like, yeah we aint helping you
Boon_33: FBI, but during the 9 months prior to 9/11 where they had no budget for backup
 kingandcommoner: (in media)
 e_bloc: probably wouldnt be happy going in a gang
 public_key_reveal_party: @jchinnock It's true, Halloween goes hard here
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lol we're 5 minutes in
 EvilBadman: @jchinnock Even to kids!
doubledbear: I just wish she wore gloves
 TheDigitalDeer: She's actually just afraid you'll turn on DLSS5
 Shurtal: Bird for Scale/Scare
 Seth_Erickson: Window blown by wind territory as well I reckon
  N30dude: I went to boot my old 360 up last year and found out it had died while in storage.
 Kramburger: Russell? You here bro?
LaskoReadsComics: Lets put a pin in the fact that she is here alone for a little bit
MilkInBags: 
 Kramburger: MOD DISCOVER
 jchinnock: Mr Blobby ass bird
 Mr_Horrible: "Did you put a fucking mod in this???" "No" DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHH
 EvilBadman: Keon shows up in Master Chief armor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I would have died laughing
 betweenmyself: “Nobody wants surprise birds…” 
 Mr_Horrible: that *is* the way to make SH2R tolerable, yes
stickpoppet: That would be incredible
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell yeah
 wiganlass: no fatal frame 2 remake?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah that looks like a RE corpse alright
 jchinnock: this is the future?!?
 EvilBadman: @Mr_Horrible I fucking love that meme
Xenguin47: Oh hey, cool, we've got about 5 months to stop this from hapening
 itsr67: Howdy
 TheDigitalDeer: @Mr_Horrible Looks like he was planning to head to the goth club after
 Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman I still just bring it up sometimes. It's so fuckin' perfect
 azninsect: Raccoon City mention 
 BrowneePointz: woah black bruising wham ba lam
 afoersch: What a time to be back, buds
The_Timo: stamping all over the evidence lol
 ghyllnox: Uhhhhhhhh
 CrossXhunteR: creepy
 dm818: That is recent too
 Mr_Horrible: what could that be doing here? 
 Gekyouryuu: imagine a Zebulba Apocalypse now
 CaptainSpam: Aw, geez.  We wasted a perfectly good bombing, and there were survivors.  Geez.
 BrowneePointz: yall excited to see SEBULBA again in that upcoming Star Wars Racer?
 RatherLargeToad: comes with the room
 accountmadeforants: Oh that explains why she was so reluctant
 CrossXhunteR: aint no way
Boon_33: talkies
 GamerCat88: a key
 CrossXhunteR: turn around and walk out
 kingandcommoner: Pictures of You, Pictures of Me, Throughout this Hotel, For the World to See
 Seth_Erickson: Not a chance
 Mr_Horrible: "Do you like me? Y/N"
 ProcyonFlynn: I might need to turn off the "notify me if someone says raccoon" alert 
 jchinnock: key party!
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 e_bloc: what you don't tape poloroids of yourself around town
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm so glad our boss sent us ALONE to do this
 Mr_Horrible: do I also have a sidearm and cool leather jacket
 Orxolon: Day 68:We created a bear with 8 tencacles that all end in a chainsaw.My coworker has been poking it to annoy it all days since conception.Day 69:It escaped
 CasualKing21: Good photo though
LaskoReadsComics: @kingandcommoner I cant hear that song without thinking of Axis of Awesome's 4 Chords
 ghyllnox: @ProcyonFlynn 
doubledbear: I think that's how you get taken like in the movie taken
Boon_33: would you go if you were a woman?
  Juliamon: (they used to have it in their username)
MilkInBags: you've activated their trap card
 kingandcommoner: @LaskoReadsComics That's not where that's from?
 ProcyonFlynn: Do you actually want that answered? 
frank_the_great: Prob the slur check
 ghizmou:  
  James_LRR: hihi
Boon_33: fair
MilkInBags: would you go if you were a giraffe
LaskoReadsComics: @kingandcommoner It's included in that song though 
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi James
 ButButTheJesus: hi james
 JadedCynic: consummate field agent - kept her service sidearm in her backpack...which she wasn't shown putting back on, so she's leaving it behind...
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can switch perspectives, just saying
 dm818: At least call it in, like you should notify other FBI agents
 e_bloc: the shoes are definitely not your size
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 Orxolon: so,birds with 1 day shipping=?
Xenguin47: Hi James!
 TheDigitalDeer: First person but give us tank controls
 JadedCynic: call?  her phone is probably also in her backpack 
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 EvilBadman: Game auto discards items with no use. A+
 Mr_Horrible: rivdeded
 Darleysam: you mean this is where her parnets died?
 jchinnock: those sinks are huge
BluTGI: DIY mop FTW
 JadedCynic: @Darleysam adoptive 'mom'
The_Timo: the wringer in the cart
 e_bloc: I want a flat sweepy mop
 Mr_Horrible: I think I'd go wringer, yeah
 ghizmou: the lemon press one is way better
  Juliamon: why's that maintenance bucket so pristine, why isn't it coated in grime and mold like everything else
 Astrovore: sponge mop
LaskoReadsComics: This is where my mother died Leon Kennedy...  This is where your mother died Oops Oops
 electra310: Rag mops are ass
 CrossXhunteR: i like my mop bucket and mop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I work in a veterinary clinic. Only being able to have one kind of mop, is it for both home and work?
 Darleysam: @JadedCynic oh, I was referencing the Batman meme
 itsr67: terlit
MilkInBags: taco bell
 MacbethSeemsSus: rough nigt
 ghizmou: somebody ate too much fibers
 saucemaster5000: yum
 Orxolon: i'm eating
 SnackPak_: raman
Boon_33: industry and commercial don't fool around with the self squeeze sponge mops. so i don't either.
doubledbear: Grace. Gloves. Pls.
 Orxolon: xd
 CrossXhunteR: get up in there
 vanman229: It depends if I'm goin pro. If im stayin ameture im good with the self squeeze mop
 accountmadeforants: Great love it
 jchinnock: my wine!
 underhill33: 
 ghyllnox: Slugs?
 RatherLargeToad: we found the Evil
 Kipstar: it's not?
Aceviru: Welp
MWGNZ: someone had bad taco bell
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Someone needs more fiber
 e_bloc: dinner time
 betweenmyself: need more fiver i  their diet 
BluTGI: Hand time
 azninsect: tasty
 betweenmyself: *fiber
 mikia55: It was a mistake to eat dinner while watching Let's Nope
 Mr_Horrible: just play the whole game backwards
Embra_Ashling: thankfully this isn't silent hill, cuz james sunderland would absolutely reach in there
Aceviru: I chose the wrong time to eat
 e_bloc: bright eyes
LaskoReadsComics: @JadedCynic I dont think thats known information at this point...
 Mr_Horrible: oh, a wise guy
The_Timo: It's not even 5 min in lol
 dm818: Yeah that's why we're here
 CrossXhunteR: spooky
 Orxolon: x
 BusTed: That's the one that they use
 dm818: like elvis
BluTGI: RIP Elvis
 Orxolon: you have to put your hand in that!?
 e_bloc: the old elvis solution
BluTGI: Never mix drugs, laxatives, and PB&J sammies
 Mr_Horrible: "And they look suspiciously like *mine*!"
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: You unlocked it
The_Timo: Nah
 Mr_Horrible: cloth physics, baybee
 itsr67: LMFAO
  Juliamon: 
LaskoReadsComics: I do think that a lot of the early parts of this game are meant to be showcases for how good the RE Engine is
BluTGI: They needed another few weeks
The_Timo: Not cloth physics
 NightValien28: the illusion gone
Boon_33: airbender game!
 jchinnock: the worst!
 korvys: Blends
doubledbear: the illusion noooooo lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFT
 azninsect: Immersion: ruined
  Juliamon: ya fucked it
Spades_Slicc: You've destroyed the verisimilitude Ben
Fanklok: Kojima's Foxdie engine had absolutely insane fabric replication physics
 jchinnock: get a refund!
 CasualKing21: It was being polite
The_Timo: could do that in a day or 2 tops
Spades_Slicc: Yeah it was me
Spades_Slicc: doofus
 Mr_Horrible: was Slicc *present*?
 betweenmyself: Grace has an outsized impacts on local air currents 
 shendaras: It's a good word
 Mr_Horrible: ah, well then
 darkcyril: It *is* a great word.
prince_infidel: What's wrong with that word?
 Cptasparagus: I had vermicelli for lunch
MilkInBags: pursued by intelligent people
 itsr67: it's a good word bront
BluTGI: Adam has a verisimili-tude
 Mr_Horrible: damn, owned on line
LaskoReadsComics: Adam is being mean to chat 
 raulghoulia: was just watching a dan olson video that used it before you went live as well
 ghyllnox: When you look at something and go "dang that's so realistic" that *is* verisimilitude
 Mr_Horrible: "warm embrace" heh
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 dm818: Adam always mean to chat
Spades_Slicc: Adam isn't being mean to chat, he's being mean to me
MilkInBags: the vicissitude of this chat, i swear
 Mr_Horrible: I contend it's a very smart word, streamer 
 7gorobei: very silly tude
prince_infidel: What do you have against the word?
LaskoReadsComics: Sorry, I was trying to make a joke that clearly did not play well. Sorry
 SnackPak_: I did
MilkInBags: ok let's not use the v word
 korvys: Their mother gave them that word, Adam
drcthulu: In their defence you're more of a hoser or doofus adjacent
 rosesmcgee: Don't talk about Beej that way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @prince_infidel Adam is just being goofy
BluTGI: Management is working hard alright
 jchinnock: tall employees
 electra310: I thought he said "Tall employees"
 azninsect: wegret
 betweenmyself: Now prime the Bird Trap for when Adam sits back down. 
 Mr_Horrible: great regerts
 dm818: gweat wegwet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 Same
Fanklok: Ben you ok?
 azninsect: wegwet
 Astrovore: uwu, such wegwet!
 electra310: No ragrets
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 jchinnock: literally an inside joke
 Dog_of_Myth: 
frozenphoenix7: You've got map
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm picturing Grace just spinning the map around in an empty room
 EvilBadman: Gotta Arby's that ping
MilkInBags: hey, no cellphones in class
 azninsect: good bit
BluTGI: Inside joking lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone please clip all of this
BluTGI: LMAO
BluTGI: Desk pop
MilkInBags: BEN
 vanman229: hello hilight reel
 MrSarkhan: 
Boon_33: ND
 GamerCat88: lol
 Dog_of_Myth:  
stickpoppet: lmao
 azninsect: oh.
 7gorobei: the joke is coming from inside the room
chaostreader: ND
 jchinnock: cool gif streamer
 ButButTheJesus: BEN
 NightValien28: gun safety what's that
 ghyllnox: I WONDER WHY
 Toxxick: NEGLIGENT DISCHARGE
 saucemaster5000: welp
 Getter404: TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!
 electra310: This is why they take your gun away
  Juliamon: cool trigger disclipline
The_Timo: Ok ben is never allowed a gun
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Lol
niccus: cool trigger discipline
aClonedPickle: now you're a real fbi agent
MilkInBags: FBI fired you
 James_the_Dabbler: Jordan is gonna eat good from tonight
 Ritaspirithntr: BEN!!
 7gorobei: nd file a report
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Boon_33: whelp, we're getting fired now for sure
Fanklok: FUCK RECORD PLAYERS
BluTGI: So that's what that trigger does
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne has SO MANY OPTIONS today
 ContingentCat: And that kid's is why trigger discipline is important
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuccessfulAltruisticRadicchioMrDestructoid-UA-csjHI8AQ4dRdG
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Tbf, you're a desk analyst in the FBI
 betweenmyself: If you’d like to know what they posted to Slack, submit your resume at careers dot loadingreadyrun 
 public_key_reveal_party: Thanks for the lesson in gun safety
  Juliamon: I guess we know she's a cop for sure now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon 
Boon_33: Acorn did it
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon yeah we're just role playing
BluTGI: a 10-20 year hiring process
Xenguin47: @Juliamon I mean, she hasn't shot a dog, yet.
 rosesmcgee: You here that chat? The parasocial exposure will pay off one day
 Seth_Erickson: incept yourself as a friend to one of them and then incept yourself as funny and then maybe you get in 
 EvilBadman: Longer than six years, by my count. Unless...oh damn
  Juliamon: Xenguin47 We also haven't seen a dog, so
 ghyllnox: 
MilkInBags: 
BrindleBoar: 
 itsr67: LMFAOOOO
 SnackPak_: wooooow
Boon_33: 
 ButButTheJesus: ADAM
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: WAT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 jchinnock: LOL
 MrSarkhan: LMAO
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 e_bloc: thats just flirting
MilkInBags: perfidious adam
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BluTGI: Negging is for friendship
Xenguin47: Adam just casually gaslights people... not for evil, but just because he thinks it's hilarious. 
PhuzNutz: No wonder Serge quit Nope-ing d:
The_Timo: if only some cutters were 10ft away
 azninsect: 
 jchinnock: now they hate each other!
LaskoReadsComics: I feel like realistically she'd have a knife on her
 EvilBadman: Enermies to lovers tale as old as time
Fanklok: It's just s black mold, get over it
 rosesmcgee: Month or two
 ghyllnox: A little more full of black mold
BluTGI: Not long enough
Xenguin47: Oh, of course not! And never about anything serious. I don't think anybody else could pull it off
 MacbethSeemsSus: A couple days
LaskoReadsComics: like 6 years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LaskoReadsComics Yes, realistically, in a resident evil game 
Fanklok: I think boss said 8 years?
BluTGI: Water damage is a serious thing
 ghyllnox: A little more "why did they not turn off the water"
 raulghoulia: shes still behind on her other report and then shes going to have to report this too
 CrossXhunteR: and not like torn down for some reason
 SquareDotCube: this is wear the mask bad
 Seth_Erickson: If no one buys it why would someone else take care of it
 LithelyUnshod: Her mom died 8 years ago
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good question, next question
  Juliamon: it is unfortunately a thing
The_Timo: Oh yeah Urb ex
 WiJohn: Not in manhattan
 Getter404: There's entire abandoned subway stations
 lamina5432: yes
Xenguin47: America is.... very large.
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Wait wouldn't have the cop out front would've heard the gun shot?
Fanklok: I drive pas what are basically ruins on a near daily basis
 ProcyonFlynn: If it rains a lot - it doesn't take long for a leak to become a condemned building.
 jchinnock: yeah it’s quite the verisimilitude
 EvilBadman: I bet Canada has them too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes and they refuse to let anyone reuse them for things
 BrowneePointz: it’s called urban exploration and it can be real damn dangerous
 zshunter: Also in Chicago
uchihab7: has adam never seen one of those viral videos of people exploring abandoned theme parks ?
The_Timo: Urban exploration is a thing, tons of abandoned hotels and stuff
 e_bloc: definitely in las vegas too
 BrowneePointz: cuz squatters etc
The_Timo: There's definitely abandoned placed on the island though
 GamerCat88: malls, Sears, churches, schools, etc. we got it all abandoned here
 MacbethSeemsSus: There are definitely buildings downtown where it's cheaper for the land owner to let it rot than fix
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: one of the main streets in my hometown was host to a few different abandoned factories that had been rotting since the 60s
 maclaglen: There's a building in my town that was a restaurant in like 2001. It has been abandoned since
 kingandcommoner: Buildings too expensive to fix or caught up in too much red tape. And that also makes them too risky to buy
 LostThePirate: There are more unoccupied houses than homeless people in the US. It's... a thing that happens here. 
 EvilBadman: Like a dead mall or something is the lowest tier
Boon_33: my city has 3 dead malls. all are swept monthly for unhoused people/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @uchihab7 Adam lives in a very small isolated part of the internet
 rosesmcgee: NIMBYs make sure you can't build anything new so you end up with this
 betweenmyself: Don’t freak out Adam, but there’s an abandoned subway station RIGHT BEHIND YOU! 
 Nigouki: Toronto has two subway platforms that are occasionally used for filming but not transit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee They make sure you can't repurpose, or build or anything -.-
The_Timo: Urban exploration
 ghyllnox: OH
 Mr_Horrible: UrbEx is a whole thing, yeah
 Jennie_Fuchsia: sometimes asbestos can make it more expensive to repurpose a building than to let it rot…
 BrowneePointz: ye it’s called urban exploration
 Getter404: Oh there's a whole abandoned Zoo Island at Disney World
The_Timo: check it out some amazing places abanoned out there
 dutchmoose: there's dead malls all over the US
The_Timo: entire malls
 GamerCat88: and ghost hunting too
 azninsect: cheaper to leave it than get rid of it
  Juliamon: yeah nobody wants to deal with asbestos remediation
 EvilBadman: My most and least favorite are the abandoned mansions
BluTGI: They don't have the money to pay for the clean up
 azninsect: id love to do some urbex...
 kingandcommoner: Haven't you two been to a literal ghost town?
 Seth_Erickson: they got places to be where things are more popping
 CaptainSpam: It costs a lot to remove abandoned stuff.
 wiganlass: there’s an abandoned theme park where I worked as a teenager, there’s videos of it online
The_Timo: Yeah dude look it up, Proper people is great
 The_Color_Twelve: when the money runs out people just go
 elmolovessmack: Someone went to an abandoned building and found a whole ass shark preserved in a tank
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Cheaper to leave it rather than renovate or anything
BluTGI: Then you have super fund sites
 cobthegreat: it cost money to tear shit down
 Mr_Horrible: it's also sometimes a land rights thing
Xenguin47: It's just a giant tax write-off
 Nigouki: Pripyat in Ukraine was a famous destination before the Russian invasion
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: abandoned coal towns is a whole genre
 e_bloc: doesn't new york have an out of service subway station
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jennie_Fuchsia That is a very small reason why buildings aren't repurposed. I know quite a bit about historic building/older building repurposing
morteica: The rust belt in the states is full of abandoned factories
 e_bloc: or maybe london, can't remember
 Orlantia: Rochester NY has an entire abandoned subway system
 Jennie_Fuchsia: @e_bloc yeah you can ride through it
Boon_33: so I have to pay taxes, but corperations can just loot their piggy banks and default on massive buildings?
 CaptainSpam: Wholeass buildings don't just despawn when they scroll off-screen. 
 wiganlass: there’s tube stations in London that are now unused
 DeM0nFiRe: Centralia's probably the most famous example of a whole abandoned town. Abandoned because there's been a fire burning in the coal mine underneath the town for like 60 years
  bv310: i found an Urb Ex video a while back that was an old school and couldn't figure out why it was so familiar until I saw my own name on one of the doors. Turns  out the old school I started my career in is now condemned
 dm818: It's the same room
 e_bloc: @Jennie_Fuchsia eerie
 Valkryir: shoes on beddd
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Boston has an abandoned secret underground concert hall below a building that used to be a piano store
 azninsect: the "hand please" is very good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also in the US you often live in buildings that still have asbestos in them and it's just not disclosed to you
 dm818: @Valkryir Hotel bed
Xenguin47: Doesn't work, does it?
 EvilBadman: @bv310 Your name is Fire Exit?!
BluTGI: Great parenting
 Getter404: FUN FACT: People were able to extract the models from this cutscene and she's on NotReddit talking about the Louisiana disappearances from RE7
The_Timo: That woul dbe the scariest thing
  bv310: @EvilBadman Named for my father, Emergency Exit
 itira: i forgot it was choosedee :))
Boon_33: run girl
 LostThePirate: Uh oh
 Mr_Horrible: @Getter404 oh that's a neat easter egg
 Saintnex: they??
 korvys: Yeah, that seems bad
LaskoReadsComics: As we know from previous games, she is a journalist
stickpoppet: I'm sure nothing bad is going to happen to them. Just a nice flashback
 korvys: Does she just have *no* sense of self preservation?
 CaptainSpam: Say the words!  "There's no time to explain"!  SAY THEM!
 EvilBadman: @Getter404 There's a photo mode. No extraction needed.
Xenguin47: Mooooom... I need to finish my thesis!
BluTGI: Now is not the time for exposition
 saucemaster5000: can I bring my switch
 e_bloc: oh lordy
 Nigouki: oh i love this camera
Fanklok: Adam...
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Boon_33: is our gun a family heirloom?
 e_bloc: big hellraiser vibes
 Nigouki: that sounds like a fire hazard
BluTGI: Why does he need a flashlight that big?
 korvys: Maybe it's... the generator?
 SnackPak_: uh-oh
 itira: 
MWGNZ: 
 accountmadeforants: Oh damn
AstraNata: ope
 Nigouki: big "not a cult" vibe from this guy
 azninsect: mate
 SnackPak_: go mom!
 azninsect: that was wude
 Darleysam: and that's why they tell you to keep plastic bags out of reach of children
 rosesmcgee: Hey bag guy, about that breaker
  bv310: Door closed, problem solved forever
 saucemaster5000: so anyway can I bring my switch
 CaptainSpam: Well, NOW who's gonna fix the circuit breaker?
 raulghoulia: I probably wouldnt send her back here
MWGNZ: not even looting the body smdh
Xenguin47: Not right now! Geez
 itira: Mother please give more information
 Mr_Horrible: that's when the bellhop gets up and goes "Oh no, our Halloween prank has gone horribly wrong!"
MilkInBags: yeah she's paid for that
 e_bloc: shooting up
 kookaburra_85: why bother with the bag if he was planing on going knifey-spoon anyway?
 EvilBadman: She rules and it's funny to hear her talk in interviews with a confidence normal voice
prince_infidel: So we're all thinking mom is hot right?
 Mr_Horrible: @kookaburra_85 cut off air, keep from screaming, possibly
 Getter404: Snitching on her own mom
 Mr_Horrible: Snitch, goddamn
Boon_33: calling the police for help, big child energy
  bv310: That's also super not the police you talked to, Grace.
 korvys: "i frew up on the zombie"
 e_bloc: why would the police be on the way.  nobody called them
 TomatoKigu: You can't just say "I promise" in a horror game
BluTGI: Grace's mom giving "I got bit" energy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did you hang up? 911 would tell you to NOT hang up
 Orxolon: they are gonna< take you,i need you to yell everything you see
 CaptainSpam: "But I'm damn well not going to explain a thing to you."
stickpoppet: @TomatoKigu You also can't be a parent in a horror game
prince_infidel: Never mind, less hot now
 azninsect: oh.
Aceviru: Damn, they aren't going to be in resident evil 10
 JessieImproved: I am so tired of the "we don't have time to explain" tropoe.
 Nigouki: jesus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @stickpoppet Unless your children are all dead
frozenphoenix7: Well, that's a trauma
 azninsect: trauma.
 accountmadeforants: So much for that explanation
MilkInBags: oh
 TomatoKigu: @stickpoppet Evidently
 korvys: jezus
 Mr_Horrible: that's what happens when you just drop death flags like 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, like I said
doubledbear: That'll buff out
 itira: jiminy crimbo
 Getter404: Like I said: Her boss SUCKS
Spades_Slicc: Dang, through the spine? hood guy's been hitting the gym
 Saintnex: god damn that was sudden
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So "flaky" THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED to her
 e_bloc: I don't know if she is up for this
Boon_33: that's why you triple tap
 Strebenherz: top ten worst vacations ever
 itsr67: I can't believe they actually killed the va's mom for that take
LaeliaTBR: is she gonna be ok?
 saucemaster5000: fire looks good on the plus side
MilkInBags: i would be ok, I'm built different
ZeroskieS: I don't like this anymore, let's switch to a happy channel
 MacbethSeemsSus: Real cool of your boss to remind you of this
BluTGI: Grace, grab her purse, you will need the storage!
 CaptainSpam: So anyway, how was your childhood?
 Mr_Horrible: she's holding up remarkably well, considering
 Nigouki: ok yeah our boss is an ass if he knew how this went down
 jhmv: oh god that acting was too much
niccus: well she's not appearing in resident evil x
Aceviru: Record scratch. That's me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz She and her mom were living there
 Shurtal: Grace's actress acts her ASS OFF in this game
 CrossXhunteR: the voice director might have actually killed her mom
 azninsect: yelps gonna hear about this
 e_bloc: I get it but I would run for my fucking life
 Gekyouryuu: 3/10 not enough water
  bv310: Someone's getting one star on VRBO
 kingandcommoner: Power went out and my mom was killed. 1 star
 dutchmoose: not feeling very continental
Xenguin47: Okay, I now understand the reason for the flakes. This sounds like a bad assignment to send her on, then
 Mr_Horrible: "1-star. They killed my mom, and the pool was closed the whole time."
 lamina5432: every part of that fade out was well shot
prince_infidel: So I think her boss is more of a dick now
 korvys: "Poor service, and too many murderers"
Spades_Slicc: "2 stars, dead mom"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In the article it says that Grace was found during the fire clutching her mom's body
 Bruceski: "I'm sorry Grace, I know this was horrible but the contract says you still need toi attend the timeshare presentation."
 betweenmyself: on the plus side, the hotel offers free HBO
 accountmadeforants: "3/5, dead mom and power outage, but shit happens"
 azninsect: "the BUS you want??"
 saucemaster5000: ew a samsung
 EvilBadman: @Mr_Horrible They said continental breakfast, but it was clearly all domestic
ZeroskieS: whoooooo
BluTGI: AGAIN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So this is the room she and her mom were living in
frank_the_great: It's been years
 Strebenherz: @betweenmyself look if my mom gets killed at a hotel in front of me, i should at least get free hbo for life
 Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman "They served me Gordon Ramsey's grilled cheese."
 CaptainSpam: Man, nobody's explaining ANYTHING to her.
 itsr67: "is your refrigerator running"
 Saintnex: dang now she’s gonna get spam calls for months
before_damage: Hello all, what mods have been discovered so far?
 BrowneePointz: iirc Mom was the reason Umbrella was successfully sued after the events of 2/3 right?
 CaptainSpam: Hardly her fault she doesn't know what to do if everyone's determined to not tell her anything.
 Nigouki: wow game really spoonfeeding you that clue
chaostreader: better question, why is it still there?
 EvilBadman: "We've been trying to reach you about your Mom's extended warranty"
 azninsect: dang, 24 rolls, in this economy?
 Getter404: Went to Costco on their way to set up the Stalker Bed
 public_key_reveal_party: Viscera cleanup detail time
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, the cobwebs are still on it
frozenphoenix7: The looters left the toilet paper?
 accountmadeforants: No serial killer behind the shower curtains? Surprising!
 Toxxick: Someones been shitting in here recently!
ZeroskieS: its the twinkie of the bathroom
 Mr_Horrible: but yeah, you'd imagine more dust
  Juliamon: a lot of the props are awful clean
prince_infidel: TP brought in by the picture person
Boon_33: fresh toilet paper only makes this more scary
 itsr67: They had to hoard SOME toilet paper
The_Timo: oh prime place for squatters
 kynelwynn: Isn't Grace an office worker, not a field agent?
  bv310: I'm so glad I got to be here for this right from the start
 wiganlass: that’s where mum hid the loo tools during the pandemic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn Yup, she's an analyst (aka desk jockey)
 BrowneePointz: Analyst @kynelwynn
Spades_Slicc: Lady D>
Spades_Slicc: ?
 raulghoulia: in pog form
 rosesmcgee: drink of water?
before_damage: @kynelwynn If television has taught me anything they’re basically the same
 kingandcommoner: He gon' give it you ya?
 Gekyouryuu: Mr. X is the new McRib
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Mr. xXx, it's Vin Diesel as a zombie
 SalamiSuperstar: Lean down and give you nice kiss on the forehead
 e_bloc: dont call it a comeback
 electra310: Back like Backstreet
 Getter404: @kynelwynn The flavor text on her gun says it isn't even Bureau-issues, the bought it herself
 Mr_Horrible: if he was back with the same chunk that G took out of him that'd be really funny
 kynelwynn: Kinda messed her boss sent her here, huh? She should contact HR
chaostreader: Again. this was 8 years ago. why is it still there?
 Mr_Horrible: "Grac smels  "
 public_key_reveal_party: @kynelwynn Her boss is a cop tbf
  bv310: You open it and it's all Homestuck fanfic
 EvilBadman: Hell yeah a mp3s on a zip disk
 saucemaster5000: I really love sticking my neck out for you -- mom
prince_infidel: There was also a fire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn Shoulda contacted HR when the request was initially made for her to investigate/inspect a crime scene in the first place
 Strebenherz: @saucemaster5000 
 Getter404: "There's nothing written in here but a Dickbutt?"
Boon_33: FBI handing out assignments: 'you take the haunted hotel, you have experience there from when your mom was murdered.'
 kynelwynn: @public_key_reveal_party ACAB~!
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 here's my secret to getting ahead in life:
 GasCityGaming: They're just lucky Pawn Stars didn't get in this place.
 accountmadeforants: That was her *whole* Diary?
MWGNZ: macrodisk
BluTGI: That can hold so much mega bytes
before_damage: Is that not a CD?
Spades_Slicc: I guarantee a local fooligan whould've looted that painting
 NightValien28: a compact disk!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A mini-disk
 Getter404: @before_damage A MO disc, reference to RE1
Xenguin47: Braaaaiiiinnnssss
 TomatoKigu: Neither CD nor MD; MO disc
 Strebenherz: run girl
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The last mini-disk I had was a Bionicle game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUNNNN
 CaptainSpam: "Never felt better, miss."
Boon_33: @before_damage it's a cd inside a permanent cover, floppystyle
 rosesmcgee: Get his epipen
 Bruceski: The Bee-Virus
 Darleysam: ACAZ
 Strebenherz: girl, run
  bv310: RUN
 saucemaster5000: he pooped
 accountmadeforants: 
 e_bloc: unrealistic, zombies wouldn't eat cops, they crave brains
before_damage: @Thefluffiestguineapig Never heard of that
Spades_Slicc: People with bee allergies are so dramatic
 Getter404: Teeeeeth
 Mr_Horrible: that's 75 cents
GrathXVI: he ferw up
frank_the_great: Ooo, a present!
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 betweenmyself: his TOOFS
chaostreader: you shoot him is what you do.
 gawag_: those are supposed to sray in the  mouth buddy
 GasCityGaming:  
 Mr_Horrible: 3 bucks? bougie
 itira: i got a toonie per tooth
 TomatoKigu: @Boon_33 Most certainly is not tho.  Magneto-optical storage disc, same tech as mini disc, but larger, and used for data storage.
 gualdhar: inflation, Ben. It's $300 now. the tooth fairy has too much funny money
frank_the_great: Keys open doors
 BusTed: sounds like angry homer
 e_bloc: 'if this was real life she would be incredibly dead
 accountmadeforants: Why does the EMERGENCY EXIT need a KEY
before_damage: I have most of my childhood teeth even as a 20 year old so not much tooth fairy experience
 idontgetmyrealname: heel ya playing tft and watching lrr is there a better tuesday?
 itira: yucky
 Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants silent hill makes interesting safety choices
  bv310: Nice aim, Grace
 CaptainSpam: @accountmadeforants For emergencies. 
 The_Color_Twelve: jesus! so much eye things
 rosesmcgee: Went through his skull like soft cheese
 ghyllnox: o7
 e_bloc: didnt see that coming
Boon_33: rut roh
 gawag_: i gotta say i was skeptical of the "first person is scarier" thing but its kinda working for me
 jchinnock: it’s leviosAH!
 jhmv: @accountmadeforants it's a resident evil game, you're lucky you don't need a key to open a chest to get the emergency exit key
stickpoppet: She did the thing I hate in horror media. Use the weapon to defend themselves and then immediately THROW IT AWAY
 Strebenherz: @rosesmcgee all we're missing is the fondue pot
Boon_33: hope we took our vitamins
chaostreader: aren’t zombies a known thing by now?
Aceviru: Splat
BluTGI: Go get that shotty he dropped!
 betweenmyself: “… I landed on my keys!”
 underhill33: get defenestrated, idiot
 Astrovore: I'm sure that's fine
 Mr_Horrible: @chaostreader well, a lot of it's been covered up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 BrowneePointz: 4
 Shurtal: 4. Las Plagas
 MacbethSeemsSus: 4 was the parasites
 BrowneePointz: las lags
 Strebenherz: uh oh, biteees
 CaptainSpam: Defenestration.  Gets 'em every time.
 raulghoulia: las plagas
Aceviru: Plagas.
 BrowneePointz: plagas
Boon_33: we have a letter-virus
 rosesmcgee: @Strebenherz Turn the skull into a double boiler
 accountmadeforants: @gawag_ Oh yeah this has worked really well so far.
 Getter404: I mean how many times to protagonists get bitten in your average RE game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 4 is las plagas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 7 is the fungus
 BrowneePointz: and 5 was Ouroboros
 Mr_Horrible: he got those memberberries
 BrowneePointz: and 7/8 was Mold
chaostreader: get. your. gun.
before_damage: Which one had them on a missle and a side ways submarine?
frank_the_great: So many ways to spread disease
 MacbethSeemsSus: @BrowneePointz And six was crap
 Getter404: There is a SHOTGUN downstairs, Grace
BluTGI: This is why she didn't get off desk duty
 rosesmcgee: Pacifist run
 Astrovore: GRACE. SHOTGUN.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just LEAVE
 BrowneePointz: thank Half Life 2!
 kumatsu: what up gamers, how goes being free of the Cronos mines?
Aceviru: @MacbethSeemsSus We don't talk about 6
 betweenmyself: Grace’s gun ‘sploded when it got knocked out of her hand
Xenguin47: Also, why did the beat cop watching over a condemned building bring a shotgun in with him?
chaostreader: with a wounded arm the shotgun might be difficult, but there is still her handgun.
 SalamiSuperstar: Ben's going for a melee build again?
niccus: i don't think she can use a shotgun one-armed
BluTGI: Grace, don't talk to mysterious men without your weapon
 Saintnex: ooooh noooo
 Mr_Horrible: "This is the only place in town that can play vinyl"
 korvys: "This is my brooding room"
 RatherLargeToad: is it me you’re looking for?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Common sense meter set to -1
 BrowneePointz: I know this can’t be Heath Ledger but damn it sounds like him every now and then
 itira: 
 Getter404: Snakeskin. Hooded. Trenchcoat.
Boon_33: I'd say Halflife games are horror, scared the crap out of me as a kid.
 jchinnock: Kojima?
 Mr_Horrible: tall lad
BluTGI: Never meet mysterious men in hotels 
Fanklok: Vulcan Nerve Pinch go
 Mr_Horrible: quick, what Dark Souls bonus does that ring give?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Legally distinct Ledger Joker
 azninsect: lil creep
frank_the_great: Roll credits
 rosesmcgee: Surprised he could find that jacket in his size. or that he would wear it willingly
 BrowneePointz: pre lewdy
chaostreader: so. what are the odds that the fbi guy set Grace up?
Boon_33: guy cut his optometry appointment short to go choke a girl.
 betweenmyself: ELBRIDGE
 Strebenherz: @chaostreader yes
 Getter404: Here comes the booooy
 BrowneePointz: hot booooooi
Boon_33: Leon?
 accountmadeforants: It's HIM
  bv310: OUR BOY
 ButButTheJesus: iiiits ya boy
 Bruceski: And now for something...himboier
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Such brood, many quip
 Mr_Horrible: you'll find out
 jchinnock: that collar is too small
 Getter404: Sounds familiar
Fanklok: Hunnigan?
Aceviru: Time for soccer mom SUV product placement
 GhostValv: Leon Pumpkin Pie Kennedy has arrived
 CrossXhunteR: Oracle
 MacbethSeemsSus: You'll find out later
 Saintnex: could be sherry? sounds kinda like sherry
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey kids, it's Leon!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Biggest Gun
 Mr_Horrible: literally!
 azninsect: leeeeeon
chaostreader: victor. like Frankenstein.  sure is clever /s
 GamerCat88: mr. kennedy
 BrowneePointz: hot boi driving the PORSCHE! the BRANDED PORSCHE!
Xenguin47: "No, I'm Leon."
 ghyllnox: I read they had a team of ladies at Capcom dedicated to making this guy as hot as possible
 Cptasparagus: mads mikkelson?
 betweenmyself: Turns out the person on the other end is just in the backseat, speaking to him through a toy bullhorn
 Getter404: It's 2026 and he's like 51
frank_the_great: It looks good
 ButButTheJesus: Leon's 49-50 I think
 rosesmcgee: How much do they pay him to afford that Porsche?
 Seth_Erickson: The man likes his hair a certain way
Kirenou: 22 years later
prince_infidel: He's 51
GrathXVI: How many years have you had the same haircut, Adam?
 Seth_Erickson: surely you can relate
 accountmadeforants: He lost a bet once and he's *real* committed
 Mr_Horrible: behold, product placement
 GamerCat88: as a little more salt a little more pepper
BluTGI: Bet Chris cuts his hair
ZeroskieS: daddy still got it
 Strebenherz: look i have legit worn my hair the same way for the last decade idk
Boon_33: once you fight wexxler you really lock in on a look.
 Getter404: Also: He's 51 and IMMEDIATELY Capcom got product placement from Porsche and Hamilton Watches. A+, no notes
The_Timo: you don't know maybe he experimented
 Mr_Horrible: you mind your own business in the big city, Ben 
 Orxolon: i have used my hair like in 4 or 5 ways in my life
 ProcyonFlynn: If Chris is allowed to look like he does, Leon is allowed to keep the haircut.
 darkcyril: He could have tried other hair styles in between. We don't know that.
  bv310: No one's asking question about the giant man carrying a woman
 BrowneePointz: it’s a Porsche
Kirenou: to be fair, he changed the part and let the bang grow more
 BrowneePointz: and yes it’s branded
frozenphoenix7: Just walking down the street, carrying a body over my shoulder like you do
morteica: My husband has had his hair the same way for 16 years. Still looks damn good
 rosesmcgee: It's NYC
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yep, Chicago
 Strebenherz: NOBODY CARES?
prince_infidel: It's America
 zshunter: In the wrong parts of Chicago no one will question this
niccus: that checks out for US
frank_the_great: Just another day in Racoon City
notpsion: that guy isn't sus at all
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Checks out in the US
 Getter404: Technically it's Legally Distinct Chicago
 korvys: Did he just... leave his car in the street?
 azninsect: The amount of weirdos in NYC...this guy would fit right in
 Saintnex: Thank you game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is Chicago
BluTGI: "She's fine!"
 Mr_Horrible: the product glam shots for the porsche are so funny
 BrowneePointz: Chicago and they have the most aggressive drivers in the country
Kirenou: This is right outside of racoon city, so still midwest lol
frank_the_great: Must be Tuesday
 rosesmcgee: Read up on Kitty Genovese
 Strebenherz: JUST SHOOT 'EM ALL
Aceviru: This is why you mind your business
 azninsect: normal
 jhmv: if anybody says anything he just goes "Yeah  it's cosplay, I'm taking her to a con"
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
Boon_33: Kitty Genovese vibes, it happens
Aceviru: You get shot
 Strebenherz: "and you, and you, and you, and you"
 Mr_Horrible: I love how much of a diva he is
 SnackPak_: people just catching strays
 ButButTheJesus: tis a bit silly
 goombalax: this is why you mind your busines
 jchinnock: you get a T Virus! and you get a TVirus!
 Strebenherz: oh are they face eating zombies
 Strebenherz: yep there it is
BrindleBoar: F
  Juliamon: That's a new one
 Strebenherz: oh leon's gonna have to do some cleanup
 azninsect: ive certainly had worse makeout sessions
 Vinewood_OG: Calm down Tyson
 7gorobei: what was the thing on Leon's neck?
 accountmadeforants: Oh so it wasn't an injection that makes you kiss people
 ContingentCat: Um
BluTGI: Roundhouse
 azninsect: YEEEAH
 elmolovessmack: Got your nose!
MWGNZ: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 raulghoulia: ax
 Getter404: HATCHET'D
 Saintnex: LETSGOOO
 MrSarkhan: 
morteica: O now they've gone FL with the face eating
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's ax to meet you
 Mr_Horrible: so yeah, now you see the tension-action dichotomy
chaostreader: why do we have an axe?
  bv310: You know, I did not expect BIG ASS SPIN KICK from that prompt
frank_the_great: How's it looking in 1st person tho
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 BrowneePointz: and now you know why the first person/third person split
 Kipstar: your task: Murder the one person who stopped to help
Boon_33: 'a little taste of the ultra-violence'
Kirenou: Adam hiding from the gore is killing me
BluTGI: @chaostreader It's for axing questions
 kynelwynn: Grace: Survival Horror. Leon: Action horror
 BrowneePointz: can’t have Leon without Roundhouses!
 raulghoulia: no ax durability?
 shendaras: melee build?
 Orxolon: meleeeeeee build!
 Strebenherz: How many zombie bullets did this guy have
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, wrong game Adam
 EvilBadman: @raulghoulia It will
 Seth_Erickson: it's a lot for sure
 circusofkirkus: what did Al do to you?
 jhmv: today I learned
 Isaac3567: 2 bullets equals like 10 axe swings?
 Orxolon: @Strebenherz let's say the 56 they shot,then it spreads
 Strebenherz: i like how this guy, STARTED A ZOMBIE PANDEMIC, just as a "oh shut up and stop bothering me kthanks"
The_Timo: Parry found
 BrowneePointz: it’s Leon surely we have a party
Boon_33: nice.
 BrowneePointz: parry
 gawag_: big fan
 EvilBadman: LB parry, no dodge
 Astrovore: you've got red on you
 Getter404: Random chance IIRC
 zshunter: There is a parry
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't it tell you what dodge was during the Grace section?
 Saintnex: damn they’ve made Leon even more badass
 Mr_Horrible: "You got a permit for that street food, sir?"
The_Timo: why dodge when parry OP
Boon_33: dodging is for non-blockers
Kaaosa: <message deleted>oh it's the dingus brothers
 Isaac3567: You can even parry bullets in this if your timing is good
 SnackPak_: rad
 Astrovore: didn't we have a revolver in the previous cutscene?
frozenphoenix7: YEET
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "New weapon, mixed herb"
 rosesmcgee: Ben is single-handedly ending the zombie outbreak in about 15 minutes
  bv310: Full pot of green herb in the back of a van, as is tradition
 CaptainSpam: Please tell me Leon just has an endless supply of hatchets in his coat.
 Saintnex: pulls out a whetstone lool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "I figured out how to do it-aw damn"
 darkcyril: @bv310 It' *is* NYC
 BrowneePointz: @isaac3567 boy do I have something to tell you about knife parries in 4 lol
 dutchmoose: yo the eyeball
 gawag_: damn the eyeball hanging out
 BrowneePointz: @darkcyril Chicago
 Mr_Horrible: we've got our whetstone, now he just needs to cook a well-done steak in the field
 azninsect: lots of pockets in that coat
 Seth_Erickson: Leon got that shit on
 Astrovore: ah there we go
 rosesmcgee: So much room for activities
Boon_33: axe maintenance simulator
frank_the_great: The danger doesn't seem real when you can save at any point 
 MrSarkhan: got that beej coat. so many pockets
 betweenmyself: Leon came prepared
 SquareDotCube: kept all those RE4 upgrades
 gawag_: lol the fakeout
 kragmabutch: beeeeeg iron
Boon_33: that driver didn't even know about the zombies.
stickpoppet: Seems like Grace is scary time and Leon is wish fulfillment lol
  bv310: @Boon_33 Yeah, that's just regular Chicago traffic
 darkcyril: @BrowneePointz Ah. Well, same diff with that regard.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Boon_33 This is just rush hour in Chicago
 zshunter: You can only throw with a target
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Blues Brothers was shockingly accurate
 CaptainSpam: Well, when it takes like six or so bullets to take down a zombie...
 ghyllnox: Americans just carry ammo around you know. Just in cas
 ghyllnox: *case
 e_bloc: colt 45
 EvilBadman: The Leon sections are sooo fun
 Cptasparagus: just play league you have infinite bullet
 Scy_Anide: Chronic eh?
BluTGI: Tax records for the win
 Saintnex: this super sounds like sherry from six
 ghyllnox: Maybe that was a "supposed to lose"
 MacbethSeemsSus: They tell you later who she is
 BrowneePointz: Capcom MAY just have more expertise with balancing these games
 ContingentCat: Whoops
 kumatsu: Cheesed to meet you!
Aceviru: 
 Seth_Erickson: or this is the thing that's killing the raccoon city survivors he was talking about earlier
 ButButTheJesus: moushley
 BrowneePointz: that artist did Grace art too!
Fanklok: What's the girl from RE2?
 BrowneePointz: Claire
 Larkonus: "LEON! Good morning. LEON! What do you want in your coffee?"
Fanklok: No not claire
Boon_33: oh, we in trouble now, they made us a female.
 idontgetmyrealname: Shelly
 EvilBadman: They mentioned folks who were in Raccoon City were mysteriously dying with blackened veins
Fanklok: The little girl
 betweenmyself: be mindful of spoilers 
 BrowneePointz: Sherry?
 Gaelan_Maestro: long term exposure to the t virus
 Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok Sherry Berkin
 BrowneePointz: wow I have way more memory about this franchise than I thought
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We are on No Spoilers chat
 Mr_Horrible: the kid of the 2 Umbrella scientists
 Getter404: No think, only unga bunga
 BrowneePointz: nope nope don’t wanna see an iv
 dm818: Oww
stickpoppet: Wasn't she bitten by the cop? How has she not turned?
Boon_33: world's slowest exsanguination setup.
 Bruceski: For all that she's "the fragile one" of the pair, Grace is doing better in this situation than I would.
 thatguysteve2709: Who voice acts this
frozenphoenix7: @Bruceski Or than I would.  Or like.....95% of people.
 Mr_Horrible: @Bruceski she's got moxie, I'll give her that
Aceviru: True
 Orxolon: the combination
Fanklok: The IV does hurt if you do it wrong
 betweenmyself: @stickpoppet this virus isn’t passed via bites it seems
 dm818: @Bruceski Yeah like she is very competent she's just not a supersoldier
 Ritaspirithntr: yup!
 e_bloc: true
  bv310: The bloodrush from this si going to SUCK
 Saintnex: @bruceski yea I would be shrieking right now from everything
 TomatoKigu: Pulling the IV inlet out just kinda feels really strange imo.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Her blood pressure would be trash from being upside down however long
 thatguysteve2709: Sounds like ashley johnson just wondering
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's got noise cancelling headphones on luckily
 darkcyril: @thatguysteve2709 Angela Sant'Albano
 thatguysteve2709: Thank you
frank_the_great: Pretty boss scene ngl
BluTGI: I love a good medical test cuck chair
 Getter404: Thankfully her *Hamilton Watch* is unharmed
 EvilBadman: @thatguysteve2709 You are on a computer 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hung you upside down!!!
 BrowneePointz: @thatguysteve2709 Ashley has a brassier voice
 Mr_Horrible: I hope that is not... *Chris's* blood...
Boon_33: it might be there to play DOOM™
 UltraVioletVodoo: girl looses a liter of blood, asks "what happened?"
Fanklok: Damn DLSS5 looks amazing
 Ritaspirithntr: yeah. a bit higher on the pitch to be Ashley Johnson, but pretty close.
 jchinnock: now how much ammo do ya got Ben? lol
 Seth_Erickson: not a vampire is big news
 rosesmcgee: Dr Nick Riviera
Xenguin47: Hey! Gimme my blood back, you jerk!
 rosesmcgee: Inflammable means flammable what a country
 NotCainNorAbel: Ask if Dexafil is right for you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You were hanging upside down for 15 minutes??????
 EvilBadman: Dexifil's Midnight Runners
BluTGI: Roxanne!
Boon_33: dexafil is real, and used to stop clotting among other things.
ItsThugDimmadome: HOly smokes! You need booze!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm shocked you could stand up right away and not need minutes for equilibrium to re-establish
 thatguysteve2709: Turn off that red light Roxanne
 Mr_Horrible: Can Render Horses Club
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 So when she pulled the IV out it should have just kept bleeding
 GamerCat88: wait weren't we bit...? shouldnt we be zombie..?
 betweenmyself: just a large marble statue of a horse in the hallway
aWabbajack: 
  Juliamon: and now the game *truly* begins
BluTGI: Resident Evil: Electrical wiring 101
 Seth_Erickson: right back in it
 JollyGee29: She doesn't have all those extra pockets that Leon's fancy jacket had, obviously
polarize145: I've just recently got into re what's the lore
 Mr_Horrible: @GamerCat88 well, we've been administered to by the guy who ostensibly *caused* the zombies, so probably fine
 lamina5432: a key by any other name
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig well i said that, but it's not super powerfull, it mostly reduces inflammation and other immune responces.
  bv310: Hello, So Back Department? I'd like to file a claim
 Mr_Horrible: since he seems to think he needs her blood
 betweenmyself: @GamerCat88 Resident Evil has a variety of zombie-inducing viruses, not all are passed by bites
 Mr_Horrible: could be on different circuits, looks like an old building
 dm818: Resident Macgyver
 Saintnex: random ass keys, SOO BACK
 DMGlol: resident evil prepared me for a world that required a lot of fuses, but that world was a lie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the Most Resident Evil Key
 Mr_Horrible: smoking strictly prohibited???
 MacbethSeemsSus: The atmosphere in this section is amazing
 thatguysteve2709: Draft
Xenguin47: @polarize145 Big Pharma joins the military industrial complex.
 Mr_Horrible: that's just the house settling
 Getter404: Termites.
 goombalax: that horse is 100% a hidden door
GedankenPalast_: 
 jchinnock: must be the wind
Boon_33: gravity is haunted, like the movie gravity.
 kumatsu: for a second I thought this was the PT hallway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xenguin47 I have news, Big Pharma was a founding member
 ghyllnox: Some babies do in fact have no weiners
 Shurtal: So: James = Coward. Got it
Boon_33: tru
Fanklok: James is a bow user of course he's a coward
 thatguysteve2709: I appreciate the finery that is the symbol on the key directly of the keyhole
 Mr_Horrible: "He's a golf enthusiast, and a deserter. But I repeat myself-"
 thatguysteve2709: Above
Boon_33: no golfer has ever served in war below the rank of fancypants.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 A bunch of people in WWI beg to disagree
 dm818: Is James a zoner?
 korvys: Hanzo main (derogatory)
 Mr_Horrible: yet another Robertson snub
Fanklok: Zippotricks McEdgelord
 EvilBadman: There is an auto save but you can manual at typewriters
 betweenmyself: if only he could find some way to marry his love of bows with his love of golf 
 CaptainSpam: That is a massive fuse for a bedroom.
 Getter404: Still termites.
 electra310: Domo origato, Mr and Mrs Zippotricks
 dm818: We love Hide
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig I meant modern golf, historic golf had less drip.
 e_bloc: I guess you can run but you can't hide
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The one person on the LRR crew who I think could actually do Zippo tricks is Alex
therepoman__: Howdy
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'd take Kathleen as a dark horse
 Mr_Horrible: voiced by Wallace Shawn and everything
The_Timo: a broken dinosaur
aWabbajack: 
 VrolikSyndrome: How's that wingspan?
 BusTed: 
Boon_33: known for his tiny arms.
 rosesmcgee: he hates arm day?
 betweenmyself: what with his tiny arms 
GedankenPalast_:   
 jchinnock: his wittle arms
BluTGI: Adam has big Allosaurus energy
Aceviru: Except with massive arms
 thatguysteve2709: Is the dino a himbo
 e_bloc: resting dinosaur face
Aceviru: Hahahaha
MWGNZ: 
 azninsect: 
 BusTed: I've seen Ben make that face
GedankenPalast_: 
 ButButTheJesus: lul
 jadielady: 
 Mr_Horrible: you've even got a sock monkey for James
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Valid
 hieroglyphica: Like a medium T-Rex
 Mr_Horrible: bigger than a Someosaurus 
 BrowneePointz: Jurassic era T. rex
 Shurtal: No Name Brand T-Rex
 betweenmyself: 
 BrowneePointz: vs Cretaceous
MWGNZ: t-rex with functional arms
 GamerCat88: longer arms
 Thefluffiestguineapig: it had longer arms
 dm818: Has better arms
 hieroglyphica: Ironically, did not live in the same time or very close to each other
 Mr_Horrible: you sound like a real bonehead
Fanklok: Dinosaur's are older than god
Bearudite: bonkyboy
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BrowneePointz: it lived WAY before T. rex
 BusTed: 
 Seth_Erickson: he's a scraggy dino at heart
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePointz: compsagnathus?
 itsr67: LOOOL
 Mr_Horrible: hit him with the "compy allegations"
 raulghoulia: compsognatus
GedankenPalast_: woa
 public_key_reveal_party: Running into stuff with his head does sound like Ben
 betweenmyself: ankylosaurus for the win
 Gekyouryuu: ducky?
aWabbajack: Wittle Foot
frank_the_great: Most dinos are small
Boon_33: wimpasaur
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben would have no brain
 BrowneePointz: Parasauralophos
 cutaos: ducky
 korvys: Do you have several large osteoderms?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a pachy
 jchinnock: don’t step on a crack
MWGNZ: @frank_the_great most dinos are also dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MWGNZ Avian dinosaurs are still very alive
 BusTed: 👀
 Mr_Horrible: "Cut off the limbs"
 Seth_Erickson: great children's story
BluTGI: I love a short book.
GedankenPalast_: 
Boon_33: totally ordinary kids book
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
 jchinnock: cool book
 Gekyouryuu: "Bring me the boy"
 rosesmcgee: you don't tell me what to do, book
 azninsect: uh
 Meyari: This is just Alan Wake now
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh i missed that when I played
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those eyes are totally normal
Aceviru: Where can I buy this book
 betweenmyself: teddy bear
aWabbajack: lamp!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The princesses are surrounded by shadow with red eyes
 Getter404: LAMP
 jchinnock: I love lamp
Boon_33: heavy lamp
GedankenPalast_: 
 thatguysteve2709: Mimiyu was in upper right
 kumatsu: Adam knows art
 UltraVioletVodoo: that was such a good jump scare
GedankenPalast_: Love lamp
 WiJohn: Video games!
 cutaos: lampshade the jumpscare
Boon_33: that guy loves writing memo's
 betweenmyself: kid is a card carrying member of the *can* draw horses club
 Mr_Horrible: I left this lamp that isn't situated stably in here
 Mr_Horrible: but I took out the thing that fits in a pocket
 Rhynerd: “i finally put the screwdriver back in the toolbox, and nothing else”
 Mr_Horrible: ruh roh, raggy
 SymphonySolstice: due to screwdriver-related incidents, we have relocated the screwdriver
GedankenPalast_: 
Boon_33: we can't go in there, we don't have a staff
Fanklok: One of my cats used to be trrified of his relfection
 Mr_Horrible: arother routbreak
 Rhynerd: I’m more wondering why this place only has 1 screwdriver
Aceviru: @Mr_Horrible It sucks to dig it out every time. Got a whole lamp to move
 Rhynerd: i hope all the screws around here are the exact same
 kynelwynn: It was a children's book, Ben
 James_the_Dabbler: JESUS
 darkcyril: @SymphonySolstice "My memo about the screwdriver is raising a lot of questions that are answered by my memo about the screwdriver."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd Having worked in veterinary hospitals you would be shocked what medical facilities only have one of
 itsr67: Good sleuthing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 dm818: They do
MilkInBags: that's just men
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah this part
  bv310: Love a cheap jumpscare from an RE game. It's like a big scary hug
 Seth_Erickson: I love this enemy.
 Getter404: Really, REALLY big termites.
 jchinnock: wait?!? he’s dead?!
 azninsect: oh.
 betweenmyself: SURPRISE 
 SymphonySolstice: B E E G
Aceviru: Oh hi
BluTGI: LMAO
 SnackPak_: thats a large lad
 Mr_Horrible: hey we were eating that
GedankenPalast_: there she is
 MrSarkhan: well okay then
 omdorastrix: I saw a little daniel craig
 CrypticKablam: AAHHHHH
 neisan2112: FUUUUCK THAT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 ButButTheJesus: LETSGOOOOOOOOOOO
MilkInBags: hi
 Saintnex: ohhhh noooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 MAPBoardgames: Kiss!
 Rhynerd: did somebody ask for a big lady?
BluTGI: What big teeth you have
Boon_33: eep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NONONONONONONONONONONO
 Orxolon: nelly?
 UltraVioletVodoo: look at them tomb stones
MWGNZ: oh
aClonedPickle: did you even chew
 korvys: That would have been much less scary in 3rd person
 jchinnock: bigger than before
 kumatsu: they hungie
 ProcyonFlynn: They heard how much y'all liked big-lady.
 NotCainNorAbel: nope nope nope
RavingPenguin: Wow, thats what you think Nelly looks like??? 
 kingandcommoner: We heard you missed the big lady from RE8, so we made an even BEEGER Lady!
 e_bloc: sponsored by john hamm and porsche
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GoldenRespectfulIcecreamThisIsSparta-hNYgmZ-fSCejmS3j
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good fake out
 quasi79fu: i see you found the shadow demon from teh story
MilkInBags: hey adam a tall lady for you
 Saintnex: This is not what we meant when we said we like big ladies Capcom!
 e_bloc: bro you need a dental plan
 ButButTheJesus: adam wants to see her stoop
 Mr_Horrible: it's not polite to gawk, Adam
Boon_33: ooo
 EvilBadman: If you play in 3rd person Grace trips more than Smash 4
 hieroglyphica: Adam why do you want Ben to die
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bad uppies
MWGNZ: uppies!
 SymphonySolstice: sure is hole
RavingPenguin: Now we know why the lights shake I guess
 ghyllnox: Oh, so *that's* why the lights sway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You want to see it run YOU CAN PLAY
 Mr_Horrible: ever think about holes?
MilkInBags: for sure
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 circusofkirkus: gamers never look up
 raulghoulia: no "she has to duck" here Adam" hmmm
 hieroglyphica: Seems like it to me
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'll say likely single Adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
 underhill33: shoot your shot, king
GedankenPalast_: about why the lamps were shaking 
 Scy_Anide: She's certainly ready to mingle
 GamerCat88: def not baptized did you she how she sizzled
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !holes
  LRRbot: James...!
 kumatsu: she just got out of a bad relationship, she isn't looking right now
 thatguysteve2709: Book didn't say there was a Mr fhost
 Mr_Horrible: "Excellent point. One problem: I'm in your walls."
 Diabore: thats terrifying, well done game
The_Timo: @Scy_Anide I'd say probably not bud lol
BluTGI: Single, but not ready to mingle.
 zshunter: Adam no
 thatguysteve2709: Ghost
 quasi79fu: so sabout that swinging ceiling lamp i think we know now why it was swinging
 EvilBadman: Oh the sound design in this is EXCEPTIONAL
 UltraVioletVodoo: you cant date her, shes like 13 or 14
 dm818: Yeah we never see her again for sure
GedankenPalast_: this section is GREAT
 dutchmoose: this is legit spooping me
 e_bloc: game is a banger
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that why the ceiling lights were moving earlier?
 lamina5432: this game hits, and I ain't a horror person
GedankenPalast_: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like I said game's good
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep 
Boon_33: we gotta find our gun, that was our mom's gun.
 hieroglyphica: Noooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GedankenPalast_ I've seen quite a bit of this and I never noticed that before
 hieroglyphica: So stompy
 Mr_Horrible: ah, a tuppence
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 OrionPax21: That monster is too young to not be single, btw
GedankenPalast_: Game good!
 SymphonySolstice: love a good giant woman that wants to murder me
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've got a fun fact once you get through this section
The_Timo: gamers don't look up lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat remember be careful about spoilers
 hieroglyphica: Saw that coming
BluTGI: Big steppah
GedankenPalast_: here she comes
 Saintnex: oh I don’t like this lol
  bv310: This rules
Fr0Dough: in laws, amirite
 SymphonySolstice: hi queen
  bv310: RE is the best
 kingandcommoner: watch out boys she'll chew you uuup
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shoot your shot Adam
 hieroglyphica: She's got wild feet
Boon_33: no nice
 Mr_Horrible: what a helpful lady
virgil82: Yo!  I just got here, who is this she looks sick!
 hieroglyphica: Her face is something else
 Seth_Erickson: she has a healthy appetite
 thatguysteve2709: She'sour nanny
 Mr_Horrible: you don't know she has a job
BluTGI: She's into ankle jewelry
 Mr_Horrible: she's just *here*
MilkInBags: sadly she uses too much teeth
 kingandcommoner: lips. I don't think lips are too much to ask for
 betweenmyself: @virgil82 Shadow Monster.  Stay in the light! 
 jchinnock: good teeth!
 e_bloc: probably baptizeed
 Seth_Erickson: She do be patrolling
 raulghoulia: for the love of the game
 circusofkirkus: this is real unemployed shit
 Saintnex: for her not to want to eat my head?
LaeliaTBR: shes harassing women
 rosesmcgee: Job searching
Fanklok: So why she got a manacle on her leg?
 e_bloc: yapping
 Mr_Horrible: she *is* an excellent climber tho
 Seth_Erickson: You think she gets 401k benefits?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I guess asking for someone who showers is too much to ask
 Mr_Horrible: *I* can't do a pull-up like that
 Kaaannaaa: the game of life?
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Thefluffiestguineapig have you been on tinder lately? too real
The_Timo: more yellow paint needed lol
Boon_33: yoo, green herb is here.
 kumatsu: yoooo, we go that green herb? 4/20 was yesterday
 OrionPax21: The real question is how is her jump shot?
 Saintnex: we did all that for the weed lol
GedankenPalast_: @The_Timo there is yellow 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hypergirlie_hyperpop Why do you think I abandoned it
 betweenmyself: look up, gamer 
 Getter404: She's helping!
 e_bloc: probably a 403(c)
The_Timo: @GedankenPalast_ that's why I said more
 rosesmcgee: Can't reach, need to call giant monster
 Mr_Horrible: it's literally the only thing in there, lol
 Seth_Erickson: how kind of her to get the cart to the screwdriver for you
 math_nerdette: I've been meaning to ask: Do Canadians get 401k or do you have something else?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Open it up, there's a cocktail inside
 jchinnock: crap it’s a flat head
Boon_33: phillips head 1 or 2, cause we don't stan 1 here.
Fanklok: Magic lighter with unlimited fuel and it doesn't get really hot
BluTGI: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: okay DbD player
 Mr_Horrible: time to loop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What if it was a phillips head and you needed a hex?
  bv310: Imagine she just reaches in and turns the light switch off
Boon_33: don't com in her (this is medical advice)
 darkcyril: Ben, don't taunt the giant monster lady.
Boon_33: *don't come in here
GedankenPalast_: @bv310 ohhh, THAT would be amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's gonna smash the lights at some point
BluTGI: She would be a great help on a construction site.
 Mr_Horrible: "You've found me at a very T-Virus time in my life"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Where do you take her on the first date, keep in mind she doesn't like light
Boon_33: wow the typo gods tried to cancel me.
Aceviru: @Thefluffiestguineapig Who uses a hex in this raggety ol place
 GamerCat88: cheesecake factiry
 Astrovore: climbing gym
 SpleenLord: Somewhere dark
MilkInBags: laser tag
Fr0Dough: Buffet or circus
BluTGI: she has special dietary needs
 darkcyril: @BluTGI More like a destruction site, amirite?
  bv310: Climbing gym?
Fr0Dough: either way its free
 SymphonySolstice: glow in the dark mini golf
 rosesmcgee: Laser Zeppelin at the Planetarium
 Datnade012: @math_nerdette something else, called RRSP. Registered Retirement Savings Plan
 e_bloc: old country buffet
 Astrovore: one of those dark restaurants
 Seth_Erickson: She do be a stepper though
 Mr_Horrible: ooh, nice
MilkInBags: weird, creepy
 hieroglyphica: Honestly, dope
 saucemaster5000: show her a heavenly body
 hieroglyphica: I would do that
GedankenPalast_: good idea
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Aceviru It's a medical facility, you're assuming that all of the choices are based on sense and not what is cheapest
 itsr67: "that's the moon" "raagrh"
 kingandcommoner: I beat this game and this sequence sitll wotks really well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds awesome honestly
MilkInBags: "let's drive out of town really far from phone signal"
 EvilBadman: IIRC she's a teenager
  bv310: Ohhhhhh shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman No spoilers
The_Timo: @EvilBadman not even
 Saintnex: that’s so RUDE
BluTGI: lmao
GedankenPalast_: 
 rosesmcgee: Pee break!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat NO SPOILERS
 Mr_Horrible: unfortunately I gotta scram, but I'll catch the rest on the BOD 
 episvont: Lol
 Mr_Horrible: the BOD? sheesh
 Mr_Horrible: my typing is atrocious today
 EvilBadman: @Thefluffiestguineapig No fuck that, spoiler for getting them to not creep on an underage character
 Bruceski: So now's when we find out she can eat you through the pause menu, right?
 SymphonySolstice: bideo on demand
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 OrionPax21: Thank you, shits getting uncomfortable.
 Getter404: Please chat, nobody spoil the part about Lisa Trevor
 MacbethSeemsSus: No spoiler stream everyone
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GedankenPalast_: noone spoiler anything, don't even ask "have you seen X?"
 e_bloc: probably for the best Adam isn't at home watching his sabres
 Getter404: Well we can pretty much guarantee someone at Capcom saw The Babadook
Aceviru: @Thefluffiestguineapig Cheapest is likely Phillips. Flat if you push it. Contractors too cheap to buy the good stuff. Also, maintenance isn't paying for more secure screws
 Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc Yeah, it's not a great game.
 OrionPax21: Hey, here's an idea, maybe giving people a heads up about making innappropriate comments about a literal child character is perhaps a bit more importyant than people crying about spoilers?
 e_bloc: @Dog_of_Myth might be a bit of an understatement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Aceviru Depends on if it's for furniture or for the equipment
MilkInBags: can we not fight about spoilery stuff and just let them discover 
 Saintnex: @orionpax21 this, also the “no spoilers” messages are getting a bit excessive imo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I'll stop
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 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, I can see chat going into emote mode soon. 
dylan16807: by the time you change the body that much and basically replace the mind then it's pretty much just "a zombie"
 e_bloc: twitch chat was a mistake
Aceviru: Wait but I showered
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc The internet was a mistake
MilkInBags: turn the lights off to reassure ben
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig true
BluTGI: Nice shirt!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Counterpoint, the zombie of twitter
The_Timo: caveman thinking lol
 rosesmcgee: Ignorance is bliss
ButterBall000: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:49:06.
MilkInBags: adam, you don't need to google "is the sun up", you can look outside
 VrolikSyndrome: you can even read this message: dinkleblamp
 e_bloc: " human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution"
 kookaburra_85: Those answers aren't always correct though.
 SnackPak_: what if its cloudy?
 Strebenherz: fuses are overrated, have we tried soda cans?
 Saintnex: oh fun
  bv310: Grace, bud, a little urgency here
 saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome how dare you say that
 kingandcommoner: doesn't everyone regularly go to isitchristmas(dot)com?
BluTGI: She needs an eye doctor
Aceviru: She's got such pretty eyes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure did, game's good
Boon_33: tanning, not even once
Boon_33: oof
 SymphonySolstice: ough
MilkInBags: rip
Fanklok: Grace is having a great time
MilkInBags: BACKFLIP TIME?
BrindleBoar: they're ribbed, to crack yours
ButterBall000: And that was the first time I died
Spades_Slicc: The shifting perspective reinforced the apparent realness of the thing really well, if only there was a long ass word that started with the letter V that summed up that concept
Boon_33: good news, so far she only eats dead people.
 ButButTheJesus: I'm partial to https://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet dot com
 quasi79fu: and game over lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's so good that they invade the save room, it's a great subversion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Pfffft that's amazing
Aceviru: LEON HALP
Boon_33: Grace should be eligible for retirement after a night like that.
 ButButTheJesus: moushley
 azninsect: i miss mouseley
 jchinnock: cut to Leon getting a Brazilian wax
 Vinewood_OG: @ButButTheJesus 
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 SnackPak_: 
  bv310: No no no, it's MEEEEEEEESTER KENNEDYYYYYYYY
 Saintnex: huh?
 The_Color_Twelve: what?
 itsr67: ??????????
 azninsect: wait what was that
MilkInBags: who made this
 Brozard: wait what
RavenHillbrookInc: boooooo!
Boon_33: uh
 TomatoKigu: what
 OrionPax21: the wut
 saucemaster5000: uh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: Paul is the best
Boon_33: I blame paul?
 SymphonySolstice: huh
 MrSarkhan: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh Paul
 The_Color_Twelve: Mr Bean raid notitifcation
MilkInBags: our IMMERSION
 ButButTheJesus: I thought you made it?
 quasi79fu: what??
BluTGI: Hey nurse, if you see a hot man come in after closing, his name is Leon "Sex" Kennedy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFT
GedankenPalast_: thank you Paul 
 Vinewood_OG: Paul works in mysterious ways
Aceviru: Paul went all out for you goofballs
RavenHillbrookInc: secret tech!
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 azninsect: dont test adam he'll do it
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 Saintnex: ah so all sombies
 MacbethSeemsSus: My, the lightning sure is ominous tonight
Boon_33: don't tempt Adam with a good scream excuse
tycoonbosh: I feel like Adam hasn't started screaming yet.
BluTGI: That nurse is great at tours and exposition
 lamina5432: if leon is 51 in this it matches exactly his age for when Re 1 came out
 The_Color_Twelve: Ill show you a cutting edge
 e_bloc: progress, not perfection
 Getter404: SKELLEY CAM
RavenHillbrookInc: what we thinking of RE9 so far?
Boon_33: the best weapon is one you never have to use
 ButButTheJesus: CONTINUOUS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ENTHUSIASTIC
 kingandcommoner: CONSENT!
MilkInBags: it cannot see from its humerus
The_Timo: skull great place to put all the wiring and transmitter
 saucemaster5000: its no cronos
tycoonbosh: But, we'd enjoy the stream more if you started screaming. Maybe, I dunno. We could take it for a spin.
 Seth_Erickson: yeah but the aesthetics Ben
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: well you can hide the wires and stuff in the skull
  bv310: You use the eye for WHIMSY
 SymphonySolstice: who takes a photo like that
 Getter404: Product placemeeeeeent
 e_bloc: the eyes have it
 jchinnock: normal human
 Larkonus: You don't get to being a RE villain without being at least a little extra.
 PipeSmokingOwl: That photo should be the intro background
 kimmibeans: Cool watch
BluTGI: @SymphonySolstice it would be a fire album cover
 MacbethSeemsSus: Code six  means "deploy glow sticks"
 Getter404: Leon? Buddy? Gonna do something?
EmoMcHipster: If I don't have anything to hide, why would I hang out with a cretin like that?
 jchinnock: a code Six
 gibbousm: Chainsaws? Chainsaws!
BrindleBoar: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Leon the code 6
 NightValien28: I guess she didn't saw that coming
 rosesmcgee: Surgical chainsaw? Its a two stroke
 ghyllnox: F
 TomatoKigu: Grody.
 SpleenLord: The medical chainsaw
  bv310: Why did we have that in the hospital
 Bruceski: Doctor Salvadore got a new job
The_Timo: Leon just watching
 SnackPak_: first days are brutal
 dumbo3k: Who gave the doctors a Chainsaw?
Boon_33: medical chainsaw
 jhmv: that's not experimental, they did that in RE4
 azninsect: "theyre not gonna pay severance on this"
 kingandcommoner: I feel like Leon could have done something there
 saucemaster5000: gets a real buzz from the job
 Diabore: shes been cutr
 Astrovore: Doctor Chainsaw
MilkInBags: LMAO
ButterBall000: Cut, it, out
 dutchmoose: oh YEAH
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How did you not see that
 SymphonySolstice: lol
 TomatoKigu: So this place do C-sections, then.
Aceviru: Hell yeah
 Seth_Erickson: a Leon classic
  James_LRR: what the heck. this is way to graphic for you two. you’re gonna have nightmares.
MilkInBags: parry THIS
 e_bloc: only 26 years away from retirement
 azninsect: oh, unfortunate
Boon_33: F
 OrionPax21: Shocking that this experimental chainsaw treatment hasnt been helping patients
BluTGI: RIP
 Gekyouryuu: bye, Leon
 Diabore: you didnt parry it
Aceviru: "still got it"
 The_Color_Twelve: Can you knee cap in this game?
 dutchmoose: he's not going to be in re10
 SymphonySolstice: parry didn't work out
 UltraVioletVodoo: 07
 ButButTheJesus: yes, walk towards the chainsaw
 gibbousm: You can parry the chainsaw
 betweenmyself: whoopsie doodles 
 saucemaster5000: nice parry
 neisan2112: Holy shit
GedankenPalast_: o7
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: That'll buff out
 CrypticKablam: ouchies
 Getter404: Your ave is probably still broken?
RavenHillbrookInc: Streamed RE9 and had a blast. Im excited to see how it goes for you. what difficulty did they choose?
 ghyllnox: Idk if you can parry chainsaw with gun
 Getter404: axe*
 mwlsn: I thought to myself, "how's parrying a chainsaw gonna work?"
 kimmibeans: @dumbo3k I mean, that is how we get out babies who are too big iirc
 Nigouki: rest in pieces Mr. Kennedy
 kingandcommoner: you want to learn how to parry
MilkInBags: 
Xenguin47: Yeah, just parry the chainsaw
 Diabore: 
  James_LRR: free chainsaw!
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
  bv310: Oh no, they're all chainsaw-certified!
MilkInBags: ok this is a circus
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehe
RavenHillbrookInc: black Friday sale on that chainsaw it seems
Boon_33: getting bit instantly gives you a degree in forestry/
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, catharsis
 SymphonySolstice: call him chainsaw man
 Rhynerd: everybody gets a turn with the chainsaw here!
 Nigouki: oh we Doomguy now
ButterBall000: Now it is Leon who weilds the chainsaw
Boon_33: beyblade?
 raulghoulia: Lets Beyblade!
Aceviru: Leon, where are your chainsaw chaps
MilkInBags: *fart noise*
BluTGI: @Boon_33 Were-lumberjack?
 NotCainNorAbel: if any door say's locked I swear
 Gaelan_Maestro: rip and tear!
 rosesmcgee: If you love something
 jhmv: you're some sort of chainsawman
 ghyllnox: Yea
 betweenmyself: Nausicau? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you love it, LET IT RIP
  bv310: 3-2-1-go shoot chainsaw!
 kumatsu: Ben bout to part the red sea
  James_LRR: this is icky
Boon_33: @BluTGI confirmed
MilkInBags: shit game
MilkInBags: can't saw doors open
 Rhynerd: the beyblade anime is famous for having moses part the red sea with a beyblade
 ghyllnox: Sure is
  James_LRR: I’m a weak baby
 Gekyouryuu: there's *currently* a Beyblade anime and it's on youtube, afaik
 Kramburger: Yo, I saw two kids playing beyblades YESTERDAY afternoon when picking up my daughter. It's still relevant!
 SymphonySolstice: it's just strawberry fruitopia
 CasualKing21: Moses split the Red Sea w/ a bey, that's anime shit right there lol
 ButButTheJesus: @James_LRR it do be gory
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta reload your axe
 CasualKing21: Canonically
 Gekyouryuu: my LGS actually sells beyblades
 kumatsu: I definitely thought Ben was about to quote Rocket Power
 protojman: yeaaaah the kick!
 Astrovore: little Wick Flick on the reload there
  bv310: The vibe shifts in between Leon and Grace sections are stark and delightful
 neisan2112: Melle buiild
 kingandcommoner: zombies love chainsaws in this game
Aceviru: Did you just
BluTGI: Turns out their experimental therapies were mostly chainsaw related
 Rhynerd: chainsaw hucking. that was unexpected
 omdorastrix: When did a chainsaw become a ranged weapon?
Aceviru: Shoot the chainsaw in mid air?
BrindleBoar: doing chainscience in here
 Rhynerd: also, further question: is that a second chainsaw?
Fanklok: "Test number 487, we have yet to make a chainsaw proof human"
RavenHillbrookInc: there is a tip to the shooting if you want it
BluTGI: @Rhynerd a second chainsaw has hit the ward
 Diabore: no
 raulghoulia: think Leon has good insurance?
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Rhynerd: does this place have more chainsaws that screwdrivers?
 ghyllnox: Please don't
 Saintnex: that’s… not how that would work?
 dumbo3k: Why would you not just unlatch it? The latch was right there
Boon_33: chainsaw warrenty voided
 ghyllnox: There's wood all around the metal bit, why not just cut that
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized it was bolted FROM THE INSIDE
  bv310: @dumbo3k Panache
 omdorastrix: it would have been better to cut the door around the lock
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia You think anyone would insure a Racoon City survivor 
 SymphonySolstice: also why did they have a gas powered chainsaw indoors
 Nigouki: if it was a sawsall, fine, but chainsaws just do not do metal
Bearudite: ok leon if you crouch with it you can propel yourself across the stage and kill the other ducks
 azninsect: its worth mentioning
 saucemaster5000: yup, that's where the line is
Aceviru: Uh huh keep going
 betweenmyself: 
 Diabore: yes, because we could try that and know thats not realistic adam
RavenHillbrookInc: I love he cuts the metal part and not the wood part
  James_LRR: oh my god.
Aceviru: Oh right
BrindleBoar: F mr raccoon
 neisan2112: Awww don't shoot Mr. Raccoon
  James_LRR: you shot him!
 Getter404: "Who's Steve Jobs?"
 saucemaster5000: who's steve jobs?
 quasi79fu: DId you know chainsaws were invented to help with pregnancies...look it up
 quasi79fu: SO a chainsaw in a hospital makes sense
Aceviru: Time to bust out the badge
 kingandcommoner: yes, but you have an axe
 betweenmyself: Whose Steve Jobs?  Not my Steve Jobs 
BluTGI: @quasi79fu in 1800s lmao.
 Seth_Erickson: you could stab them too tbf
Boon_33: shooting is the most american of all interactions
 ghyllnox: PUBG too
 Diabore: also video evidence of james playing marathon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't Mr. Racoon the same collectible from the RE2 remake?
 quasi79fu: i sorry i like weird facts
 Saintnex: oh cool
 SpleenLord: He played lets go pikachu for an hour
Fanklok: 2026 and they have ash trays inside a hospital?
 Darleysam: Leon! Help!
 gibbousm: LEON!
 SymphonySolstice: thanks leon
Boon_33: save the FBI-leader, save the world.
 MacbethSeemsSus: She's fine
 Nigouki: so...no head?
theambivalentagender: Oh hey theres another horror game
 SnackPak_: o7
BluTGI: Sorry Adam, We're going to have to reschedule
 The_Color_Twelve: may have to reschedule that
 rosesmcgee: She's gonna need a rain check
 saucemaster5000: I'll call the observatory
 ButButTheJesus: @James_LRR what's the scariest game you've played?
  bv310: This is RE, she'll reform in like twenty minutes
Boon_33: F for Adam's love intrest.
 WiJohn: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 Vinewood_OG: o7
Aceviru: She lost her head over Leon
 Rhynerd: o7
 kimmibeans: o7
Omnipotrevor: Not even a boss fight.
 ProcyonFlynn: Standard RE - kill the big off the big lady in the first 10 minutes
Boon_33: you'll love again adam.
 Camail: classic
 circusofkirkus: ahahahah
 azninsect: heck
 neisan2112: Lolol
 Scy_Anide: Gonna have to find that generator now
 Scy_Anide: And then a second generator
 e_bloc: thats exactly whjere my mind went
Boon_33: woo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: what about Lady D?
  bv310: Gave her a gun as large as she is
 NightValien28: that gun weights more than her
duiker6: huzzah! the totem of agency has been passed
 Vinewood_OG: She might fly back 20 feet
 OrionPax21: Guns bigger than she is
Yoshi_Gal: Thats a gorgeous coat
 SymphonySolstice: weird ass snakeskin coat
 Nigouki: what's up doc
Boon_33: shoot Grace, while he's monologing!
 Darleysam: oh, he's got the Meta pervert glasses
 Vinewood_OG: What in the name of Saint Kojima?
 CasualKing21: I think I fought this buy in BG# lol
 azninsect: he needs moisturiser
 CasualKing21: bg3
MilkInBags: mr bean
Yoshi_Gal: Well taken care of leather will last a life time
 betweenmyself: doing the Golddust sniff 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is that dumb set of goggles
 Vinewood_OG: breath mint first, pal
TheMrFraser: who sits down across from Dr. Gideon in a job interview and just says, yeah I think you'll make a good boss
BluTGI: He's got that evil Sam Fisher vibes
 e_bloc: gideon, loved his work in the bible
 kingandcommoner: Antony Byrne
 Getter404: Curssssssse
 CaptainSpam: I mean, Leon's in his 50s, he might be slowing down a bit.
 SymphonySolstice: oh no hes got Symptoms(tm)
EmoMcHipster: I love the Buffalo Bill vibes
Boon_33: onbreller's curse
 Camail: he's the sandman putting everyone to sleep
 Larkonus: Oh his breath has to REEK.
GedankenPalast_: togethaaa
RavenHillbrookInc: Leons weakness is the big guy one hand choke
GrathXVI: Antony Byrne, other notable roles: Vaudin for A Plague Tale: Requiem, King Foltest for The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings, Biggs, Cassard and Hyllfyr for Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
 Diabore: how much do you know ff14 shadowbringers adam?
 OrionPax21: I swear it sounds like he says "Umbrellers"
 BrowneePointz: oh shit he’s Biggs
 BrowneePointz: Hell ya
 betweenmyself: boy got them Yaoi hands, what to choke people with
Boon_33: this is fine™
 kumatsu: Yes
 shendaras: Yes.
 Saintnex: now that you say it Ben, he really does have Undertaker vibes
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 itsr67: you played up until the main patch ending
 Diabore: hes a few voices in there
Spades_Slicc: I hear that one won awards
BluTGI: Best thing about that gun, it has the power to turn off your tv.
  James_LRR: that thing better knock her on her ass.
niccus: oh the jollibee tie-in is live
 Getter404: @EmoMcHipster The dev team actually cited Silence of the Lambs and Se7en as primary influences (along with 90s serial killer thrillers in general)
RavenHillbrookInc: got him in RE4 with the village elder also I think
 CaptainSpam: @Larkonus Nah, his breath smells great.  Umbrella pivoted to mouthwash.  Still has the whole zombie effect, though.
Fanklok: He gave you a gun with 1 bullet, what kind of message is he trying to send here?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, I think Ben has all of 1 bullet in the Requiem right now
 BrowneePointz: you stopped in shadowbringers don’t think you finished it
Boon_33: a pistol so big it counts as a rifle
 like_100_bears: That was a great noise, Ben, thank you
 Diabore: he was in greedfall as "various"
 shendaras: You definitely did ShB.
 tehfewl: unfortunate, SHB is probably the best expac
Yoshi_Gal: One shot, one opportunity
 e_bloc: one shot one kill
Boon_33: Leon gave her 1 bullet?
 Rhynerd: @fanklok I’m giving me the benefit of the doubt that he was just almost out of magnum ammo.
 kumatsu: Zenos
MilkInBags: is it the expansion where lalafells are annoying
 BrowneePointz: oh Zenos yae Galvus
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Boon_33 He only had 3 minutes to hand it over
 BrowneePointz: with the pants that say juicy on the booty
 jhmv: She's got 8 slots in her inventory, Leon can put her inside his
Aceviru: Lol
MilkInBags: rude!
 like_100_bears:   
 rosesmcgee: That's the base game, sorry
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: you should fire that gun to see what happens ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
Xenguin47: I mean, I would fine milk in a bag instead of a carton to be kinda annoying, personally.
Omnipotrevor: True, it is a little more convenient out of a bottle, isn't it.
 Kramburger: There's a leon-heavy section
Aceviru: Don't answer that chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not a real question chat
 like_100_bears: @Xenguin47 You put the bag into a jug, it's not that bad actually
Boon_33: biblically accurate printer.
RavenHillbrookInc: Maximum immersion?
Omnipotrevor: There's only so many ways to make a printer, right?
 SymphonySolstice: shame!
 Diabore: damn ben
 VrolikSyndrome: point and laugh!
MilkInBags: lmao how
 rosesmcgee: oh Brother
 CaptainSpam: Shame!
 dumbo3k: Shame! Shame!
BluTGI: I think that might be a fax machine in game
 MrSarkhan: come on Ben
 Seth_Erickson: lul lmao
 saucemaster5000: printerism
Boon_33: same same, but different
Aceviru: Hahahaha
 NightValien28: omg
 Vinewood_OG: Ohhh all printers look alike to you?
 azninsect: 
 OrionPax21: god dammit Adam
 VrolikSyndrome: Yeah well I don't see saw
 betweenmyself: Reminder, if they actually want an answer from chat they will preface it with “Hey Chat”
MilkInBags: every question is bait
 darkcyril: All the printers look like Jon Hamm weirdly enough.
 Rhynerd: damn, Adam can only read pencil writings?
 like_100_bears: 
 GhostValv: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 JKBalch: Never tell the streamers anything
RavenHillbrookInc: I have a tip about aiming!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam can only read clay tablets
 jchinnock: I don’t think at all!
 Diabore: its easy for me because i dont know anything, where am i?
 NotCainNorAbel: make them beg for it
 SymphonySolstice: do not tell streamers anything. only heckle them
 saucemaster5000: I ain't sayin  nothin. tell em to suck a lemon
Yoshi_Gal: What are they sailor scouts
 e_bloc: jokes on you,  Idon't know anything about this game
BluTGI: @RavenHillbrookInc Is the tip to always aim? lol
 SnackPak_: jeez
 shendaras: Has he always looked like that, even before the infection?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 And/or an egg
 Diabore: wait do we only have 1 bullat?
 jchinnock: no we suck!
 Getter404: @jchinnock YUP
 dumbo3k: @Diabore yup
MilkInBags: adam dont look up the sabres
 Rhynerd: @diabore yes
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig the moonbase spends a fortune on cuneiform tablets for him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't speak sports
 Rhynerd: good news: it’s a big bullet
 jchinnock: traded
 MacbethSeemsSus: They traded Doncic, for no reason
 Dog_of_Myth: Traded
 like_100_bears: Girl in a box
 CaptainSpam: Ah, a diorama.
 quasi79fu: hahahhaha
 Nigouki: are we playing Pragmata now?
 MacbethSeemsSus: BEN
RavenHillbrookInc: @BluTGI lol no. If you wait for the reticule to shrink in and show the dot you get an increased crit chance. it helps save ammo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 The costs in firing them to send slack messages and emails
 Diabore: iadam, theyre in a jar for a reason
 rosesmcgee: Adam is extra protective of little kids now thanks to Pragmata
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The child reading Braille
 e_bloc: straight up traded a top 5 player in the world for 12 games of Anthony Davis' bum knees
 e_bloc: all because he liked food and hookah
 betweenmyself: Blind, creepy…  ¿Porque no los dos?
 jhmv: Damn Grace
 Saintnex: Wow Ben wants to shoot the blind child, he’s changed
BrindleBoar: oh my god you can't just ask someone if they're blind
 SymphonySolstice: grace not living up to her name
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig they're lucky paul was able to automate the process for them.
 jhmv: Do you meet people in wheelchairs and go "You can't walk, can't you?' too?
 public_key_reveal_party: Ben is like "damn, a town full of zombie monsters and I found the normal ass kid, I have the worst luck"
 JKBalch: Stop asking why people are in jars
BluTGI: Is he alright?!??!
darkpks2: are you alright no bitch
MilkInBags: yeah i wouldnt make noise when dying
darkpks2: 
 Toxxick: Gary Oldman?
Aceviru: Gotta pull it for the next LIVE
 itsr67: yasuocough.wav
 Diabore: grace may be dumb
 MAPBoardgames: I'm going out on a limb here and say he is NOT "all right"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Paul only automated putting Adam's reply's into the system, the rest was Ian and Alex 
 thatguysteve2709: Sounded like Gary late for pocals
BluTGI: She's had a day
 Seth_Erickson: grace is not equipped for this shit
 Seth_Erickson: are you seeing what's happening
 thatguysteve2709: Local
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Grace, have you not learned these people tend to be turning into zomblebies
 Dog_of_Myth: Grace is not having a good day.
 Rhynerd: girl’s also suffering from a lot of blood loss
BrindleBoar: she was drugged and drained of like a pint of blood
 e_bloc: also she's like 19
  bv310: Grace is just having, like, the worst day
MilkInBags: usa politics show 
 electra310: Ruuuuuude
BluTGI: West Wing was  pretty good!
 ArtDecoSunburn: The West Wing was pretty great.
 BusTed: Adam just knows that James likes it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Grace probably needs all the meds and SO MUCH THERAPY
RavenHillbrookInc: west wing hot take dang!
 e_bloc: thats bait
 electra310: The West Wing was a great show but I can't watch it anymore because it just makes me sad
MilkInBags: james doesn't watch this
 ArtDecoSunburn: Idealistic, unrealistic, but pretty great.
 Rhynerd: @thefluffiestguineapig and a cookie
MilkInBags: he's in bed with his wife
 Getter404: Dear Capcom: Why can't we just shoot the glass?
Kaaosa: what about world of warcraft
Kaaosa: you forgot about world of warcraft
 MacbethSeemsSus: In bed, but when will you fall asleep?
 hieroglyphica: I genuinely like working the 8-4 shift and going to bed early
Boon_33: we just ignoring the trapped child?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd As someone who has PTSD panic attacks, cookies can be part of medication at certain points
 GamerCat88: stealthy 🥷
Kaaosa: he got mad because i called you guys the dingus brothers
MilkInBags: gotta complete a World of Warcraft raid to unlock your domicile epic bidet
 Toxxick: Now you got two of us!
Kaaosa: he was steamin
LaskoReadsComics: @Boon_33 we cant free her yet
 kumatsu: imagine being mad at David
 Rhynerd: @thefluffiestguineapig I’d be a fool to argue against that
 jchinnock: dingi
  Juliamon: Wingus Dingus and Dingus Dingus
Kaaosa: wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat thinking about it
 Diabore: @e_bloc google has offered up about 22, which is real young to be in the fbi imo
 MacbethSeemsSus: of the Baltimore dinguses?
 VrolikSyndrome: Chuck Dingus
 SymphonySolstice: bingus dingus
Boon_33: @LaskoReadsComics ty
 Seth_Erickson: miyazaki door in my Resident Evil 
BrindleBoar: I already know why you keep one bullet in zombie apocalypsi
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus (Slow clap of appreciation)
Boon_33: 1 bullet just so ben can ND it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben are you Singus? because you like to sing on your home streams?
 kumatsu: borger?
Fanklok: Tiny babanas
 OrionPax21: Ungyungs
 Getter404: A cursed quiche?
 protojman: limon
 Athelgar: kinda a shitty thing for Leon to do giving  it to her with 1 round left, in all honesty
 Rhynerd: @diabore yeah, that’s barely out of college, ain’t it?
 Saintnex: ummm
BrindleBoar: no coke, pepsi
 like_100_bears: What's for dinner?
 Toxxick: I've seen this darksouls boss
 jchinnock: unguns are those Star Wars aliens
 NotCainNorAbel: nice one adam
 like_100_bears: Bepis
Boon_33: guy's just tenderizing the meat
i_g0tcha_u_br0: Lol nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Game says TOO BAD
 Saintnex: Welp
MilkInBags: nice key menu
 ghyllnox: We live here now
 Diabore: if we saty here nothing bad happens
Boon_33: whew, menu to the rescue
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: If we never leave this menu we never die
 OrionPax21: Ya done messed up
 shendaras: And everything is fine
GedankenPalast_: well
 Seth_Erickson: hmm we appear to have made a mistake
GedankenPalast_: we are fine here
 kumatsu: 
Boon_33: F
MilkInBags: i think she's fine?
 ghyllnox: 
 circusofkirkus: ouch
 rosesmcgee: She takes after her mother I guess
Boon_33: 
 VrolikSyndrome: Nice one-liner.
 like_100_bears: Oof
GedankenPalast_: ouh
 RatherLargeToad: ouchy
 VrolikSyndrome: Leon tier.
 Diabore: @MilkInBags less fine
 Scy_Anide: Hey you got your bullet back, I assume
BluTGI: Is that butcher pete??!?! He's wackin'
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Quick, use your one bullet
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey that's bit infringment, Leon's going to get ya
  Juliamon: I'm glad that zombie still has a good sense of humor
 JKBalch: Very tastey, shoulder
MilkInBags: the same mom/daughter cut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party He did
 kumatsu: arm daaaaaay
 Vinewood_OG: Great now the zombonies have zingers
MilkInBags: isn't it close to the shoulder?
MilkInBags: it's just a different angle
Boon_33: and i thought i was bad
 public_key_reveal_party: They might have a genetic predisposition to getting stabbed
MilkInBags: y-yes
 VrolikSyndrome: By about 45 degrees, yeah
MilkInBags: i recent the vicissitude of this chat
 e_bloc: in euclidian geometry, yes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Butcher: Fresh meat!
 like_100_bears: Wrong what?
MilkInBags: resent*
 Bruceski: @public_key_reveal_party That's why her medical insurance won't cover it.
 Seth_Erickson: parnet
MilkInBags: grow up!
Yoshi_Gal: Yeah if its 45 i'm staying inside if its 90 I'm happy to go outside
 BusTed: he thinks that's the word you didn't want
 jchinnock: this is definitely what an Adam cooking stream would be like
MilkInBags: @BusTed i know it's not
 Darleysam: it's Milk, talking about Vicissitude 3 or something
BluTGI: He's got meat to wack!
 Rhynerd: @public_key_reveal_party could be worse, I heard of this family in Vegas…
 NotCainNorAbel: just us pots
 I_Am_Clockwork: Oh hey, it's DR Mundo at home
MilkInBags: say the line bart
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Milk are you just trying to use multi-syllabic words starting with v now?
 e_bloc: he's hacking and whacking and smacking
Aceviru: @e_bloc Hell yeah
 JKBalch: This chef can't follow a simple ring in, toss his ass
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think they were a great cook pre-zombie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That long silence made me very nervous
 OrionPax21: Ew, he just stuck his finger in the soup
BrindleBoar: what a weird little section this is
 rosesmcgee: Even as a zombie, this guy is just doing what he loves. I respect the passion
Xenguin47: Soooooouuuuup
Boon_33: why
 OrionPax21: poopin time
 rosesmcgee: Courtesy
 Diabore: weird place for a tub
 MacbethSeemsSus: Public bath tub
MilkInBags: ah yes the public tub
BrindleBoar: I'm guessing you were supposed to use the flush to lure her away from the herb
Boon_33: that scans
Xenguin47: Where did these zombies get all this extra blood from?
BluTGI: Luggage!
 Kipstar: shoes
MilkInBags: to put your luggage there
 rosesmcgee: Set your purse on it
The_Timo: magazines, tp,
 ghyllnox: For putting a bag down
 JKBalch: Does the door not have a hook
Boon_33: it's the admin suite
  Juliamon: Change of clothes
 electra310: For your purse
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Diabore: not questioning the tub in a publid bathroom, curious
Boon_33: CEO level poopers
 electra310: Or an ad hoc changing table
 Vinewood_OG: Full Costanza
Aceviru: Comfy
 dutchmoose: you just gotta
 PipeSmokingOwl: @Diabore true rofl
The_Timo: comfort?
BluTGI: People who poop with a jacket on are a special breed.
 Rhynerd: @xenguin47 same place the bigger mutants get all the extra biomass, I assume.
 gualdhar: taking your shirt off helps you with large, tricky poops
 Seth_Erickson: sometimes it's something that's gotta happen
 MacbethSeemsSus: Thank god one of the patients made a shank
 BrowneePointz: sometimes the power dumps turn you into a human radiator
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sometimes you need a costume change when things get rough
ButterBall000: On a hot day, I'll typically take my shirt off
 rosesmcgee: Need to be unencumbered
Fanklok: Some rubber bands wrapped around half a pair of scissors "knife"
Boon_33: pooping naked is best pooping, and i refuse to pretend otherwise.
 Seth_Erickson: It doesn't happen a lot but it does happen
Xenguin47: Now we can knife a guy!
 dm818: "What have you got there?" "A Knife!"
 like_100_bears: "what do you have?" "a KNIFE" " N O "
 PipeSmokingOwl: maybe its KCD2, quick forge something and see if u get a few picks
 OrionPax21: Are we sure this isnt Skyrim?
 betweenmyself: if your shirt is a bit long on you, it might prevent it from getting messed up if it dips down?  I dunno
 Diabore: shiv him ben
BluTGI: Azize! Lights!
 MacbethSeemsSus: The light! I can't stand the light!
NathanJay_GA: It's dad, telling us to turn off the lights
Boon_33: eat the rich
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we crouch?
Boon_33: got mom's gun back though
Xenguin47: Guns guns everywhere and not a bullet to shoot
 I_Am_Clockwork: who's keeping a prison shiv in their locker at the hospital?
 I_Am_Clockwork: fess up
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gun can be bullet, just low ammo
Boon_33: double the ammo
LaskoReadsComics: what difficulty are y'all playng on?
 10of9: can the knives be combined into big knife? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @I_Am_Clockwork I keep bandage scissors?
Xenguin47: I feel like killing the zombies is the key to survival
 ArtDecoSunburn: @I_Am_Clockwork True crime adict cosplayers?
 JKBalch: He is very energy conscious, you haven't turned off a single lamp you've passed
Boon_33: @10of9 2 small knives make sissors.
 Pheonix888: You appear to be a woman? That would explain why you don't have any pockets then.
 whitebadgerwolf88: How are the actual spoops going??  Still on the fence about watching since I might like to play this one day, but the other RE streams have been so good!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pheonix888 True
BluTGI: When a mommy knife and a daddy knife meet...
 saucemaster5000: can the knives be combined into -- nevrmind
 ArtDecoSunburn: @JKBalch The zombie knows small measures make a difference.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @whitebadgerwolf88 This one is good!
Boon_33: 2 knives, no money
 rosesmcgee: You call that a knife?
MilkInBags: this is huh, not great animations 
 Diabore: pave the save?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I never noticed that most of the guys are wearing three piece suits
Xenguin47: Guy's Melee: Roundhouse kick. Girl's Melee: Weakly shove.
 kumatsu: no 100%? Unsubbed
Boon_33: oops
 like_100_bears: This is fine
 rosesmcgee: I think this place might be a shit hole
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xenguin47 Grace is also actively having a panic attack
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Pheonix888 The "new look" of the Fifties never considered zombie apocalypse.
 Toxxick: might have whamjangled it a bit
 Diabore: damn she goes the the gym
 Diabore: when it needs to be done
MilkInBags: pants
 VrolikSyndrome: Pants
 like_100_bears: Pants
  bv310: Jacket?
LaskoReadsComics: hoodie
The_Timo: I hate my building still has coin operated laundry
 MacbethSeemsSus: pants
 WiJohn: def pants
 kimmibeans: pants
MilkInBags: hoodie
 JKBalch: Villain answer: Socks
 like_100_bears: @bv310 Jacket!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Timo Better that then being forced to try to get internet for an app in the BASEMENT. I now go to a laundromat
 Seth_Erickson: @Thefluffiestguineapig guy's melee is also Leon Kennedy who's been through several games of this type of thing, Grace is in like her 20's and never dealt with any of this
Xenguin47: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, that was aimed more at the devs than Grace herself.
BrindleBoar: I think that's gross but I'm a sweater, I dunno
 lamina5432: depends on how stank the socks
 like_100_bears: This seems fine
crashyindigo: No, not Depends
Boon_33 and we danced
 Pheonix888: @ArtDecoSunburn Too true
LaeliaTBR: i can fix her
 itsr67: nyeeear
 darkcyril: I sometimes have a hard time putting socks back on if I took them off the same day.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if you're putting on socks to go to the corner store and then taking them back off when you're home I think that's fair game
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't mess up her warm-up
polarize145: Don't interrupt
 ArtDecoSunburn: Miss Havisham?
Boon_33: anyone think this place spent too much on Admin?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn That just flashed me back so long to AP Lit
 I_Am_Clockwork: mind if I... tickle the ivories for the first time in my life?
 ButButTheJesus: words is hard sometimes
 ArtDecoSunburn: Can't your knife jimmy the drawer lock?
Aceviru: Ben need the big carb today
The_Timo: what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: English sucks and words are hard
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't be silly. Asbestos eats your lungs
 rosesmcgee: I saw that Loading Time. You all got a good whiff of whatever was in those walls
Boon_33: this hospital is why american healthcare is unaffordavble
 betweenmyself: reminder that you do have a map you can check 
Omnipotrevor: Video games!
 SquareDotCube: end of the line
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sometimes a Dickens flashback is not a bad thing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Resident Evil puzzles!!!!
LaskoReadsComics: @Boon_33 TBF this is the kind of place that would be expensive even in places w/ sensible healthcare
 MacbethSeemsSus: Just cause your a zombie doesn't mean you can violate HR protocol dude.
Omnipotrevor: Pencil would come in handy if you were fighting any vampires
Boon_33: @LaskoReadsComics i was joking, it's the insurance admin that looks like this place irl.
 Diabore: oh it even tells you discarded items cant be recovered, dinger
Aceviru: @Boon_33 No. We just have a shit government. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you combine the "knives"
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LaskoReadsComics This is the sort of hospital where Rosemary Kennedy was confined. Where you send "inconvenient" cousins of old money families.
LaskoReadsComics: @ArtDecoSunburn TRUE
The_Timo: not a yellow Jewel?
 SquareDotCube: combine, don't discard?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RESIDENT EVIL
 MacbethSeemsSus: I never checked, can you discard Leon's gun?
 NightValien28: Moon is haunted
 SymphonySolstice: MOON's haunted
 circusofkirkus: Ben
MilkInBags: i see jesus
 JKBalch: Peak Ben
niccus: you've got the power...
 Astrovore: god damn it moon mon
 empyreon:  ehehehe
 James_the_Dabbler: Goddamnit moon mom
 WiJohn: Video Games!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *cock's shotgun* Moon's haunted
 like_100_bears: Memory of a goldfish
 jchinnock: the sun is a star
GedankenPalast_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the Pencil gone now?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @like_100_bears What'd you say?
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AssiduousPrettyDonutBloodTrail-QG6tHgyDknPIoK1J
MilkInBags: beloved by the moooon
Boon_33: ah yes, a totally normal safe design
 MacbethSeemsSus: Who builds a hospital like this
 JKBalch: Why doesn't' the moon quartz take an inventory slot?
 CaptainSpam: I suddenly have an urge for Quiznos.
The_Timo: Dude I'd be a puzzle lock maker in this world, I'd make a fortune
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where is the nearest save room?
 kumatsu: "Who builds a house like this?" Adam, as he frantically takes notes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we deposit some of these puzzle items?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Lot of spare ammo lying around for a private clinic.
 shendaras: Move the other gun and then combine?
 Getter404: You could always come back later, the map's pretty good at keeping track of stuff
Boon_33: inventory crimes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah, sadly the inventory still sucks
 Vinewood_OG: Ah yes, this is what the kids want. Tedious inventory management.
 Diabore: me too grace, me too
 Seth_Erickson: that is in fact Resident Evil
Boon_33: cool you put the flashlight in your mouth when you need both hands. very standard
 Vinewood_OG: It's sooo many games though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we have a map of this area?
Boon_33 the way of the road.
 CaptainSpam: And save?
 jchinnock: that’s like making money
Boon_33: the blade? you studied that.
 math_nerdette: I have never played a RE game.  Mostly it is because I never owned a playstation.  But if I did buy one of these, I would install a mod to give me 50 inventory slots.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Saving after re organizing inventory is a good strategy
theambivalentagender: @math_nerdette I have news about playstation games
Xenguin47: Like, I can understand giving you limited inventory slots, but I don't think your puzzle keys should take up slots.
 saucemaster5000: you are only cheating the hard work of all those devs who stay awake thinking of you
 itsr67: mondays, am I right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xenguin47 Especially ones that will evaporate instantly
 math_nerdette: @theambivalentagender Never met a game I couldn't mod. You just gotta try harder.
 The_Color_Twelve: again with the damn eye
 The_Color_Twelve: ick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Apparently at the school of your arm
 Astrovore: lots of dangly eyeballs in this one
 public_key_reveal_party: Surgeon simulator looks different than I remember
MilkInBags: "curious"
Boon_33: thanks for mentioning the lab coat adam.
 MacbethSeemsSus: And all they had was graph paper
Xenguin47: I mean, Deus Ex had limited inventory... Diablo 2 had limited inventory... but they let you have more than 8 slots.
 GasCityGaming: It's also ok to not play games that you don't enjoy parts of.
Boon_33: so, choices matter?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So the ruby thing is part of another puzzle I guess?
TheMrFraser: you gotta 'feel the weight'
Fanklok: The masculine urge to carry all the groceries in at once
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming For sure
 itira: no no no you take all the bags at once. there is no going back
 Seth_Erickson: easy black
 Vinewood_OG: @itira Exactly! Even if I lose circulation. One trip only.
The_Timo: Red 7
 betweenmyself: good old jamblin
Boon_33: spin spin spin the wheel of morality
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No one normally gets in here Grace
 Seth_Erickson: I'm rich
 math_nerdette: @Vinewood_OG I found my people
duiker6: again again
crashyindigo: 15
Fanklok: Why is there a casino in the hospital?
 Seth_Erickson: a classic red this time
 Diabore: 1 off 21 red
 itira: @Vinewood_OG both my arms will be half severed before i do a second trip. its the only way
 Seth_Erickson: I'm destitute
 Seth_Erickson: 
 ProcyonFlynn: Always bet on green 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I'm going 29 black
Xenguin47: I'm voting 29 black
 SquareDotCube: gotta practice for next Monday
 itira: ok Ben
Boon_33: there goes the kid's collage fund.
Xenguin47: Damn, so close
 CaptainSpam: @Fanklok Look, hospitals are just better outside the US, apparently.
Boon_33: fanny pac goals
 MacbethSeemsSus: The RE universe feels like there was a cribs episode about the Spencer Mansion and everyone then copied it.
Xenguin47: Ooh! Fanny pack! More inventory slots!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Grace made the assumption RE doors allow for logic or normal function
theambivalentagender: See, putting in an inventory limit gives the devs the ability to add items that increase your inventory limit, creating Gameplay 
 jchinnock: I love going to the gambling/bar/upgrade station
Boon_33: 4?
 betweenmyself: my first time playing through, I missed the fact that you could buy items in that room until like two hours later 
 public_key_reveal_party: @CaptainSpam It's more like, you're going to be broke when you finish either way, may as well have fun
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey buddy
duiker6: are we the frying pan
 e_bloc: and into the fire
Xenguin47: Sneaky sneaky
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In RE 7 I know you could pay one coin at a time into the bird cage for the magnum
 I_Am_Clockwork: Chef Mundo Goes where he Pleases
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well the idiot turned around
 MacbethSeemsSus: *listens for door*
Boon_33: lol 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Boon_33: Adam has a point
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DreamyPopularTofuHeyGuys-WS4hab82UJEAmbhD
 jchinnock: so many Ass Plants
 math_nerdette: That would be a great LIVE segment.  "What can you fit in this bag"
 I_Am_Clockwork: it's not a back pack tho, its a little hip pocket
 Rhynerd: think that’d hold more than a little pistol magazine and a pencil
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Real life RE inventory packing for LRL segment
 Vinewood_OG: You gotta hand it to him?
 jhmv: Do you need a hand?
Fanklok: And a full bar? In a hospital????
 public_key_reveal_party: I would say pockets, but she is presumably wearing woman's clothes
 e_bloc: the dead can weep for the dead
 RatherLargeToad: It’s too late to apologize
 MacbethSeemsSus: The joke is the bag costs $900 and can only hold two things
Boon_33: this is why biometics are bad security without more factors. you just incentivize dismemberment.
 dutchmoose: long glass
The_Timo: tall skinny glasses
 Goombill: Those spoons don't chip the ice as much, so you don't water down the drink
The_Timo: big ice cubes
 7gorobei: check the bottles?
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EsteemedAbnegateClipsdadAsianGlow-SuMoQ9ql1FU7485J
 Goombill: I only know that because of West Wing
 WiJohn: I think there was another thing behind the bar
 betweenmyself: “Dear Dead Guy, sorry I didn’t return your lawnmower on time like I promised.  Sincerely, Living Guy”
 jchinnock: you know that you don’t know
 PipeSmokingOwl: smart in the field of dumbassery
 BrowneePointz: I think you’re pretty smart in the things you’re interested in
 rosesmcgee: We all have the capacity to learn and better ourselves
Spades_Slicc: You know phonon
 gawag_: as someone who knows too many unimportant things, adams way is better
 lamina5432: you help cheer me up, having a rough anxiety week
 saucemaster5000: A wise man knows hes a dum dum
 Rhynerd: my belief in ghosts leans more towards no but I’d rather not risk pissing off a ghost by disrespecting their corpse.
 e_bloc: not knowing things is just a good opportunity to learn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc ^
 GasCityGaming: it's true, like i said in the discord when people were explaining fighting games, "I know enough to know I don't know much"
 BrowneePointz: and you lean on folks who know what you don’t which is its own form of intelligence
 CaptainSpam: Weather... on the sixes... on the sixes...
 public_key_reveal_party: @lamina5432 Hope the anxiety gets better!
Fr0Dough: Bone apple the teeth
theambivalentagender: High fashion lateness
 MacbethSeemsSus: How many courses are they serving?
duiker6: dinner in hawaii?
 itira: im with Adam here
MilkInBags: better not show up than be 2 hours late
 Saintnex: yea super with Adam
Boon_33: NASA invented the microwave
 rosesmcgee: If they show up two hours late they hate you and don't care anyway
Fanklok: You think Adam is microwaving the Beef Wellington he made for you?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm with Adam here
 ghizmou: I was once 2 hours late to my own birthday party
 Vinewood_OG: I'm so early it's a different problem
 saucemaster5000: late people have to eat off the floor
duiker6: soup her i hardly know er
 BrowneePointz: Adam can only make Beef Okayington
 kumatsu: yoooo, Beef Wellington would hit
 MacbethSeemsSus: Anyone can make Beef Wellington bad
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: beef wellington is just corndogs from a different socioeconomic class
 lamina5432: @public_key_reveal_party 
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlluringHonorableBaconAMPTropPunch-w3bEJiXqG45Fhzoa
 itira: yes
 saucemaster5000: weirdly no
Kaaosa: who wants to know
 betweenmyself: thankfully no
MilkInBags: that's kinda personal
 public_key_reveal_party: Technically?
frank_the_great: I used to do catering
 tehfewl: Busser
Spades_Slicc: Fancy place only or fast food count?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 itira: iv heard too many stupid things like that lol
 CaptainSpam: Those people become part of the next Super Salad.
 mwlsn: @hypergirlie_hyperpop this is great
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Can you substitute every item in this dish?"
 BrowneePointz: good ol crapplebees. it exists
 saucemaster5000: if you go in a suit
Boon_33: the only thing open in town...
Spades_Slicc: Appledbees is fast food you gotta sit down for
 betweenmyself: get ya some fancy Moons Over MyHammy 
 Vinewood_OG: I could kill a moons over my hammy. Might need CPR after, but worth it/
 itira: like when something doesnt ring up properly and the customer says 'oop must be free'
 dutchmoose: I love singing zombie lady
loufghyslaufey: Duh? Heck!
Fanklok: I've gotten a "grilled cheese no cheese" order before
Boon_33: I was lucky, we had 24 hour waffles.
 public_key_reveal_party: 3am dennys after a concert or a night out is amazing
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 calculated_uncertainties: Anything open at 3 am is fancy
 hieroglyphica: I was a youth with a curfew of "if it's after 11pm don't come home till dawn" Denny's offered me sweet sanctuary
 saucemaster5000: I'd commit federal fraud for a hungry man dinner
 jhmv: that wouldn't kill Adam
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'd jaywalk for most food
loufghyslaufey: Who in Disco Samurai "sent codes" here!? Chat?
 itira: 'nah im good'
 DarknessKingCoH: That singing lady just soundsl like Dory trying to speak whale.
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam is built different
 betweenmyself: she likes to sing 
 Seth_Erickson: how many hits over Adam's head is too many for a Moons over my Hammy
 Vinewood_OG: "What would you do for a klondike bar? Would you kill a man?"
LaeliaTBR: she also very scared
 MacbethSeemsSus: <message deleted>You messed up her groove!
duiker6: did... did you shoot her in the throat
 CaptainSpam: This is why "aim for center mass" is a thing.
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FamousBigWrenOneHand-trJfZ-Y8L4XlfoOP
Boon_33: have you tried shooting at them?
duiker6: nope
 itira: wuhoh
 Valkryir: love when the videogame tinnitus harmonises with my irl tinnitus
 MacbethSeemsSus: <message deleted>I saw Florence + the Machine a week ago and this is making me uncomfortable
 arcaedethefae: maybe hit that save point
Omnipotrevor: Got part of her entourage though
 Tiber727: We're just going to slowly walk away.
duiker6: that's grace's original gun!
Boon_33: it's america
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, America
 betweenmyself: superior gun get!
 PipeSmokingOwl: probably both just 9mil
 Cptasparagus: I spent my first paycheck on a wii
 BusTed: gungan species
theambivalentagender: Technically you can load any bullet in any gun 
 rosesmcgee: I spent my first paycheck on rent
 Vinewood_OG: Wii'd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender Once
 kumatsu: I traded my first judge foils for a 3DS
 ButButTheJesus: i mean some submachine guns use handgun ammo
 gualdhar: don't spend your first paycheck on a wii, most bathrooms are free
 saucemaster5000: My first paycheck was probably spent on food
 jchinnock: friends? what a loser
 Vinewood_OG: Sure, rub it in
 korvys: Do you think the server offered a meal it as "It comes with salad or soup" instead, the dad of the group would be really disappointed they didn't get to do the super salad joke?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Had?
Fanklok: depends on the foils
LaskoReadsComics: Depends entirely on the judge foils
LaskoReadsComics: Some are in the thousands
Fanklok: a 3DS was 200 dollars in the US
 Cptasparagus: $250
LaskoReadsComics: Some are less than $10
 kumatsu: the judge foils I traded back then are now 24 dollars
 ProcyonFlynn: The XL was pricey, that's the one people wanted.
 CasualKing21: 2ds was 250 iirc
 MacbethSeemsSus: <message deleted>Probably head toward the save room fyi
 BusTed: CAD was also probably healthier back then too
 rosesmcgee: She was faking it, waiting for you to deplete your resources
 kookaburra_85: It was like 400 australian dollaridoos
Boon_33: I'd claim to know the caliber of those guns, but they're so generic those things come in at least 4 caliburs.
MilkInBags: o7
 itira: damb
 Saintnex: o7
 ButButTheJesus: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Vinewood_OG: o7
Boon_33: 
 rosesmcgee: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 jhmv: o7
 jchinnock: can’t wait for Khronos next time!
 Astrovore: this is great so far
 Vinewood_OG: "Who?"
Boon_33: Grace confirmed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jchinnock Death to Cronos?
 BrowneePointz: Jesse Cox!?
 JKBalch: Ah lads again
 gawag_: no it was water
 rosesmcgee: yeah, blood
 shendaras: confetti
 jchinnock: shoutout stigmata
 public_key_reveal_party: It was capri sun
 EvilBadman: Skittles
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 ButButTheJesus: Ben is right, bible describes blood and water.
 Vinewood_OG: Crackers and wine?
Xenguin47: Water
 kookaburra_85: vinegar?
 RatherLargeToad: vinegar
 BusTed: it was crystal pepsi
 cutaos: cool coors light
Xenguin47: Candy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 rosesmcgee: Brent crude
 ProcyonFlynn: You're mixing up holy-grail myth.
niccus: reverse transubstantiation
Boon_33: lance of longinus conformed.
 EvilBadman: Like 1 purple and 3 blues
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 kumatsu: I like dis stream
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 shendaras: 
 itira: 
 SnackPak_: congrats, I guess
 shendaras: I'll still take it
Boon_33: don't go into the light spooky bros.
 Vinewood_OG: Could be worse
 saucemaster5000: I want a divorce
 lamina5432: gnight
 e_bloc: woohoo I get to move to Canada
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScrumptiousAgitatedCougarKAPOW-kEDA5Zi_BrgfRFto
 SymphonySolstice: jambling
 e_bloc: dead letter is real good
Xenguin47: I'm about to go back to the last Sunderfolk VOD
 e_bloc: thank god
 SymphonySolstice: april go nyoom
 Vinewood_OG: 10 years
 MrSarkhan: 10th anniversary
 public_key_reveal_party: The passage of time is unrelenting 
  Juliamon: Postgame content
 Vinewood_OG: We stopped asking
 e_bloc: holy shit
 RatherLargeToad: they’re doing Sprong
 CaptainSpam: Sacre bleu.
 EvilBadman: It's the 1 year anniversary
 jchinnock: have a good night you dinguses!
theambivalentagender: I think it's Geode Dragon not Geo Dah Dragon
 BusTed: yoooo
 saucemaster5000: we didn't get shot this week 
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 itira: ty for the stream! have a good night everyone!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 itira: ben check your fly
 e_bloc:   
 Vinewood_OG:     
 shendaras: 
 MrSarkhan:   
 gsyhiap: 
 itira: okok i didnt want to make it weird 
 CaptainSpam:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: fair
MilkInBags: itira, grow up
 e_bloc: you did role e
 ButButTheJesus: penor!
 itira: QUIT DANGLIN YOUR PEEPEE AROUND
 jchinnock: ducks out for Harambe
 ContingentCat: Why not?
 e_bloc: go to patreon dot com slash lrr to buy Ben new pants
MilkInBags: 
Boon_33: did i miss the dickstream>?
 itira: 
RassilonDND: Thanks. That should go great in the highlight reel 
 ButButTheJesus: ♪ dicks out for harambe, again
MilkInBags: FINALLY itira gets what she deserves
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AliveSparklingNewtRalpherZ-67A8OIR7mlJ6c4I-
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 EvilBadman: Patreon com / mypeanits
MilkInBags: o7
 itira: your welcome Ben
 BusTed: she came down in a bubble
Bearudite: wash your fuckindishes
Boon_33: byee
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Vinewood_OG: engagement!
 rosesmcgee: not toot my own dick
 NimrodXIV: welp
Boon_33: (failed no comment)
 ButButTheJesus: silly boys
 MrSarkhan: 
 e_bloc:  
 ContingentCat: But I love being a little weirdo
 Saintnex: loool
 shendaras: ut-oh
  Juliamon: lmao
 The_Color_Twelve: what
 ButButTheJesus: uh
 rosesmcgee: Again again!
 saucemaster5000: round 2
MilkInBags: huuuuuuh
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 ButButTheJesus: HAAAAAHAHA
 ghyllnox: Heather!
 MrSarkhan: wrong button
 CaptainSpam: OH GOD it's starting over!
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh sweet running it back
 jchinnock: again!
 SymphonySolstice: run it back!
 ContingentCat: Thanks lads 
 itira: I blame Adam for that one
 e_bloc: lol
 Saintnex: encore
 math_nerdette: more spoopifer!
 ButButTheJesus: we go again!
Bearudite: the heather signal has been lit
 EvilBadman: We're so fucking back
 ghyllnox: 
MilkInBags: minorstreamingmistake
 jchinnock: do it again
 Gekyouryuu: "Let's-!" "Nope."
Boon_33: darn, so close to looping the stream
MilkInBags: 
 rosesmcgee: heaven sucks, let me out
 SymphonySolstice: 🙏
 MrSarkhan: we would never
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 jchinnock: come at me!
MilkInBags: snitches don't go to heaven
 lamina5432: heather is streaming right now I think
 EvilBadman: @rosesmcgee Settle down satan
 rosesmcgee: @EvilBadman 
 Earthenone: !advice
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