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TXC2: here we GO!
Flyingdelorion: Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic
TXC2: Hello Cameron, Kathleen and Cori
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Juliamon: presenting: Sensei's Divine Bottom
TXC2: RIP Frederick
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Fredrick
TXC2: !sosleague
TXC2: !league
DarkSVermoth: man these names are great
KarimAwad: hooray!!!
Diabore: i see graham did follow through with dropping his third colour
SolarBlitz1: The full switcheroo
KarimAwad: love to see those major changes!!!
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TXC2: !dragonshield
Flyingdelorion:
Cameron's deck is tans! 
TXC2: !patreon
comrade_cards: "dragons eating your cards? But dragon shields!"
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Akaiatana: This is why I have rust issues
KarimAwad: corrosive meatsacks
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Flyingdelorion: Well I just went 0-3333 with a witherbloom sealed on Arena....sadge...
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LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
noSmokeFire: who's putting spectacles on mountains anyway
TXC2:
time to brake my computer having it work out 40 factorial 
LokiSchmokiPoki: She does, in fact, not
GredGredmansson: no she doesn't
Flyingdelorion: 0-3 rather, keyboard got stuck..
Spades_Slicc: Does not entered prepped
deathofspam: Yeah, not prepared
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @noSmokeFire Ambitious young opticians.
Flyingdelorion: no prep, cam!
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
TXC2: Leech for the stars
GredGredmansson:
deathofspam: Cori is prepared though
LRRbot: Oracle's Restoration [G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. You draw a card and gain 1 life.
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LRRbot: Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song | Blazing Firesinger [2R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
LRRbot: Adventurous Eater // Have a Bite | Adventurous Eater [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Have a Bite [B] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
Spades_Slicc: When wull we get malding song?
TehAmelie: what adventurous things is she eating, that's what i wanna know
LRRbot: Royal Treatment [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature.
Voidhawk42: There might be roles in the token box?
kumatsu: a bit too adventurous
noSmokeFire: interesting that adventurous eater isn't white or green
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
lojer: did Cori do damage?
ThirdFloorDraft: that one guy got through
Flyingdelorion: Should have Cameron let pay for the ward first Cori! For next time!
BrowneePointz: high level interaction @flyingdelorion
TheOneInquisitor: Did cori add a colour compared to last week
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LoadingReadyRun: @TheOneInquisitor I believe cori changed her deck quite a lot
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Infirmary Healer // Stream of Life | Infirmary Healer [1G] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Stream of Life [XG] | Sorcery | Target player gains X life.
Flyingdelorion: @BrowneePointz Well, that's a compliment for me than i guess, cause I am a real casual magic player.....
LRRbot: Emeritus of Woe // Demonic Tutor | Emeritus of Woe [3B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [5/4] | This creature enters prepared. / At the beginning of your end step, if two or more creatures died this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
TheOneInquisitor: Oh huh yeah. Cam was in ubr and Cori in ubg last week, that's *quite* the changes
KarimAwad: whoa
Grimnus: Woe
TheOneInquisitor: Emeritus of Weal
Flyingdelorion: Banger alert!
BraveOthello: She needs to get some help with that DT
BrowneePointz: I’m excited to watch the games today. on a Strixhaven high cuz I got my collector box yesterday and ripped a Silver Scroll Foil Japanese Vampiric tutor. gonna be riding that joy all week
Wiliart: I see why Cameron went to Witherbloom.
KarimAwad: @BrowneePointz Nice hit!!!
Flyingdelorion: Nice pull! @BrowneePointz
TXC2:
Witherbloom got me 3 wins in a row in sealed today, Quandrix could only squeak out one
BrowneePointz: @KarimAwad Ye it was kind of an eh box and then halfway through went WELP THATS PAYS FOR A BOX AND A HALF!
LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature also gains double strike until end of turn.
LRRbot: Great Hall of the Biblioplex | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / {5}: If this land isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/4 Wizard creature with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
LoadingReadyRun:
Considering that we are in Strixhaven, there's probably a few actual Demonic Tutors around if you need some extra help for your classes
BrowneePointz: the demons on Arcavios are baaaaad
BrowneePointz: and leftover from the Blood War iirc
TXC2: I'm imagining the blibloplex like the cineplex, but instead of movies, they just have GIANT books open for people to read
LRRbot: Poisoner's Apprentice [2B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [2/2] | Infusion — When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −4/−4 until end of turn if you gained life this turn.
TehAmelie: Demonic Tutor is just what they call people who you can pay to find test answers for you
TheOneInquisitor: @LoadingReadyRun I dont know the slug demons look scary but maybe thats just my talk-to-teacher anxiety talking
LoadingReadyRun: @TXC2 like, a theatre with a giant book on stage that everyone reads at once
BrowneePointz: but yea the daemogoths are bad news
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun exactly
Akaiatana: You can pay for 3D and get a pop-up book
BraveOthello: @LoadingReadyRun Big ole Greek chorus style?
KarimAwad: @LoadingReadyRun hold on hold on hold on… I’m not done yet!!! <the audience groans>
LRRbot: Berta, Wise Extrapolator [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Druid [1/4] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Berta, add one mana of any color. / {X}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it.
TXC2: double prepared would be in the next set if we still had blocks
kumatsu: I hear if you're too prepared, Jim Cummings shows up and starts singing
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
deathofspam: @kumatsu Was he Scar's singing voice?
TXC2: !card demonic tutor
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
kumatsu: @deathofspam specifically for that song
deathofspam: @kumatsu Neat!
TXC2: who can say? only Tim
Mindfire13: He found Basic Swamp
LRRbot: Vicious Rivalry [2BG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Destroy all artifacts and creatures with mana value X or less.
CrowDaddy1: You can never be two prepared
ExcrabesLive: he found a SECOND demonic tutor
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm imagining people going to the theater to read a giant book as a great sight gag in a Zucker bros movie
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Tiber727: I hope there's an OTK deck with Berta solely so someone can say, "Exodia, extrapolate!"
TXC2: ahhhhhhh
LoadingReadyRun: love that giant growth
TehAmelie: it does sound very Naked Gun
ghizmou: the art reads more of a minimize than giant growth
Diabore: berta's ability being instant is fun
kimalane2:
there was 1 card... 
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
TehAmelie: @ghizmou oh yeah, it feels like it should have been mirrored
TXC2: ghizmou I guess you have to read it right to left, like a Manga
LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
Bruceski: If you at home want to play around with Strixhaven stuff, Arena Midweek Madness this week is SoS Jumpstart.
TehAmelie: maybe Wizards will have to ban manga from the offices
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DMGlol: silent shuffing noises
TXC2: 3 lands in all your colours, and spells to cast off of them
DMGlol:
TXC2: ENERGY, wiggle wiggle wiggle
ghizmou: the perfect curve, but it starts at 5
RareSeaKat: Go Cori Go! Do the magics!
Tiber727: Spirit Bomb never actually works though.
Garbage_Collectr: I have no luck to lend, i opened 4 green rares and 2 black rares in my prismari prerelease kit
Bruceski: three swamps and 4 green cards?
KeytarCat: time to go to five?
KeytarCat: ah
LRRbot: Fractal Anomaly [U] | Instant | Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn.
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
ExcrabesLive: there’s a fun button: My Curve Starts at Five
TXC2:
Garbage_Collectr it feels like that shouldn't be possible
LRRbot: Ulna Alley Shopkeep [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/3] | Menace / Infusion — This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.
TehAmelie: this set has a "dryad druid" and a "bird bard". . .
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LoadingReadyRun:
"Wander off" is such a casual name for a serious exile effect. Next will be "Distracted - Target player discords their hand and mills half their deck"
TXC2: TehAmelie we need a Worm Warlock
TXC2: or Wurm
TehAmelie: or perhaps a lizard wizard
ladyjessica: is this a league where the sealed decks get more packs or is it the same throughout?
LRRbot: Royal Treatment [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature.
TXC2: ladyjessica more packs
ladyjessica:
nice 
BraveOthello: @LoadingReadyRun "ADHD - target player loses the game"
Garbage_Collectr: @TXC2 unfortunately it was lol, ral zarek as my promo, then 2 comforting counsel, wildgrowth archaic, the green frog increment. I also had a splatter technique and lifelink owl though
TehAmelie: (i know they already did that one)
Bruceski: Mink Monk when?
TXC2: Garbage_Collectr ah, a sliver lining
LRRbot: Adventurous Eater // Have a Bite | Adventurous Eater [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Have a Bite [B] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
TehAmelie: Bonk the Mink Monk
TXC2:
Bruceski Bloomburrow 2 I guess
Garbage_Collectr: went 4c from base prismari to run green and white due to all the treasure from sanar, so i was regularly able to cast things for 4+ colors
Akaiatana: Adventurous Eaters are just lactose intolerant
LRRbot: Vicious Rivalry [2BG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Destroy all artifacts and creatures with mana value X or less.
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
letsbelgo: wowow
kimalane2: -2 for Cameron?
letsbelgo: damn math wizards
TehAmelie: do you think they wanted to have a Frog Fractal but it made legal worried?
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LRRbot: Poisoner's Apprentice [2B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [2/2] | Infusion — When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −4/−4 until end of turn if you gained life this turn.
Garbage_Collectr: hidden ward
TehAmelie: that's what happens when you protect your cards from your corrosive body huh
TehAmelie: they eat you instead
LRRbot: Grave Researcher // Reanimate | Grave Researcher [2B] | Creature — Troll Warlock [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared. // Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
TXC2: speaking of rebirth
Diabore: from either graveyard
BrowneePointz: lol
KarimAwad: RE printing good cards… on other cards to make them great!
BraveOthello: What's the reanimate target here?
LRRbot: Tester of the Tangential [1U] | Creature — Djinn Wizard [1/1] | Increment / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}. When you do, move X +1/+1 counters from this creature onto another target creature.
LRRbot: Adventurous Eater // Have a Bite | Adventurous Eater [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Have a Bite [B] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
BraveOthello: Asked and answered
Lord_Hosk: Many creatures are better than I read them at my prerelease too. So many "a graveyard" and "a card from a graveyard" when I thought it said "your graveyard" and "a creature from your graveyard"
ladyjessica:
loving the prepared marker
Diabore: @Lord_Hosk yeah the sloth and the 3/4 flier i misread
KarimAwad: where were these scrolls from?
Bruceski: @Lord_Hosk There's a lot of similar effects that need careful reading. Infusion sometimes triggering when you gain life and sometimes if life was already gained messes up a lot of sequencing.
TehAmelie: made in house i believe
Diabore: @KarimAwad lrr usually makes their own things if its small like that
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
KarimAwad: @Diabore i figured but i swear they look familiar from some game or another
dokuroyaiba: he didnt draw foir turn after suveiling
dokuroyaiba: also troll is preprared
TXC2: "wander off" but said like it's a British insult.
TehAmelie: better late than never
Diabore: that is the casual ruling iirc
TXC2: !relaxed
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PorpoisesUnknown: Fun-fact Kathleen is also a level 5 super judge!
LRRbot: Ambitious Augmenter [G] | Creature — Turtle Wizard [1/1] | Increment / When this creature dies, if it had one or more counters on it, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put this creature's counters on that token.
Lord_Hosk: Stirring Hopesinger is so much better than I was playing it the first three rounds.
BrowneePointz: That Turtle's Suit is a BANGER
Diabore: @Lord_Hosk that cards fucked up i tell ya hwat
TXC2:
Opp in sealed had TWO of these on turns one and two against me today
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
LRRbot: Follow the Lumarets [1G] | Sorcery | Infusion — Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. If you gained life this turn, you may instead reveal two creature and/or land cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Diabore: any combo of 2
LRRbot: Infirmary Healer // Stream of Life | Infirmary Healer [1G] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Stream of Life [XG] | Sorcery | Target player gains X life.
KarimAwad: so many words
LRRbot: Cuboid Colony [GU] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Flash / Flying, trample / Increment
Invitare: Live bees??
BraveOthello: Not the bees!
TheOneInquisitor: The bee cube is so blessed
JKBalch: This game is now full of BEES!
TXC2: the Beeorg
GredGredmansson: this giant cube of BEES should put a stop to this
Akaiatana: !card killer bees
LRRbot: Killer Bees [1GG] | Creature — Insect [0/1] | Flying / {G}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
PorpoisesUnknown: Cameron casting spells IRL
BraveOthello: @TXC2 Resistance is futile
ladyjessica: cube👏🏻of👏🏻bees
TehAmelie: your cultural and intellectual distinctiveness will be added to our honey
BrowneePointz: I enjoy that as they were expanding Arcavios for this set they gave us the Lumarets as Visual Shorthand for Arcavios. The plane is now know for lil Spirit Frog guys
kimalane2:
Cameron the anime villain announcing his next move
LRRbot: The Dawning Archaic [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [7/7] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Reach / Whenever The Dawning Archaic attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Lord_Hosk: Cameron is playing an amazing double bluff by naming a card that isn't even in his deck.
BrowneePointz: The Dawning Archaic: Not having a good time of it. Thanks Jace
LRRbot: Oracle's Restoration [G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. You draw a card and gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Textbook Tabulator [2U] | Creature — Frog Wizard [0/3] | Increment / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
dokuroyaiba: can that bacl kdraw spell target any player in camerons grave?
TXC2: Can Cori pull it out of the bag? or will the be a game 3? we'll find out.....right now!
BrowneePointz: For Folks who didn't read the World Guide for the first Strixhaven, Oracles eventually undergo a Ritual Metamorphosis where they explode backwards through time and become Archaics. Which is why the Archaics are Ridiculously Powerful and All-Knowing
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ladyjessica: @BrowneePointz woah!
letsbelgo: he didnt even draw
letsbelgo: he is that locked in
LRRbot: Send in the Pest [1B] | Sorcery | Each opponent discards a card. You create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
JKBalch: Oh!
BraveOthello: Nice
evil_h2o_elf: full government name
Dog_of_Myth:
TXC2: Game 3!
KarimAwad: everyone gets points!
JKBalch: Cameron was so excited to kill someone with card draw.
Lord_Hosk: Wax treated Canvas tents
TXC2: "but now is not the time to be conjugating verbs in the past/present never tense"
Juliamon: Paul added raid notifs to LRRbot and this is what he gets
TXC2: !paul
Juliamon:
mattsmithshair: which pest?
TXC2: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Kentosaurus: lol
GredGredmansson: Dellian Fel: delicious
BrowneePointz: Pesto comes from Fiora obviously
Invitare: Pesto is sometimes not vegetarian either. It depends on if they use parmesan or not
MrSarkhan:
PorpoisesUnknown: that IS NOT the same thing Kathleen LMFAO
JKBalch: Kathleen...
deathofspam: @BrowneePointz So still don't eat it because it is probably poison?
MisplacedLocation: Throw switches are better than buttons. Unfortunately they are not entirely practical for things like keyboards.
ladyjessica: I think pests feel pain
Flyingdelorion: Its vegetarian, but not vegan
TehAmelie: what's the cutoff for microbial creatures to count as meat?
BraveOthello: How I want to die, small and then big
Redbassist: :V
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rosesmcgee: One guy went out with an additional bang
PorpoisesUnknown: thats how you know Looney Tunes is based on a true story
BrowneePointz: It was a horrific disaster, there was also writing that said "I slept with your Mom" and "Such and Such kisses boys" on the walls
BrowneePointz: which is really funny
ToddOnATangent: the bass player for Bastille plays magic. they have the song Pompeii.
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
TXC2:
BrowneePointz proves we haven't changed much in 2000 years
JKBalch: "Died cranking hog" is environmental storytelling in the next Larian game
Juliamon: speaking of Looney Tunes, Coyote vs Acme traliler anyone?
LRRbot: Petrified Hamlet | Land | When this land enters, choose a land card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities. / Lands with the chosen name have "{T}: Add {C}." / {T}: Add {C}.
Juliamon: oh my god I cannot spell this week
Manae: Is that technically autoerotic asphyxiation then?
mattsmithshair: donde esta la biblioplexa
TXC2: I suspect the Pompeii was much like the Bhopal disaster
BrowneePointz: It's just funny that even 2000 years ago "I banged your mom" and "Chad and Tanner are gaaaaaay" was still a thing
Lord_Hosk: Surprisingly most people who lived in pompei survived as they fled the city before the eruption actually happened, it was only those who hid indoors who died
TheOneInquisitor: Sideboard tech in the sealed league? Wheeler would be proud
LRRbot: Grave Researcher // Reanimate | Grave Researcher [2B] | Creature — Troll Warlock [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared. // Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
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TheOneInquisitor: This is why you put a die on top of your deck so that you remember there's an upkeep trigger
Voidhawk42: @LoadingReadyRun Question for Kathleen: I haven't read the story, is the Petrified Hamlet from the story? Or does this just happen to hamlets on Arcavios?
LRRbot: Follow the Lumarets [1G] | Sorcery | Infusion — Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. If you gained life this turn, you may instead reveal two creature and/or land cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Pazy160: No judges in the room means no rules. Time for munchin rules, if your opponent doesn't notice then it's legal.
Bruceski: How can the judges know what Kathleen is doing? Kathleen doesn't even know what Kathleen is doing.
BrowneePointz: Question: If a Canadian from the Maritimes goes on a vacation to Greece to learn about the myriad disasters that befell the Ancient world, and came back to teach about it, would that be a Hellas Fact Explosion?
public_key_reveal_party: I heard follow the lorax and was like "that's a weird crossover"
LRRbot: Oracle's Restoration [G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. You draw a card and gain 1 life.
kimalane2:
order 
Diabore: wait did someone say food?
kimalane2: the +1+1 does not stick, no dice
Diabore: i want food
TXC2: !crossover
LRRbot: Kingdom Hearts ought to come through here sometime.
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
public_key_reveal_party: I also want food
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
TXC2:
hateful 
enbyKriss:
As someone with severe brainfog who need to have a list with play order up at all times, Cam is incredibly relatable 
public_key_reveal_party:
We celebrate the taking of game actions 
virgil82: I feel that Cam.
kimalane2:
this is definitely one of the sealed games of all time
Bruceski: It's been a weird day for me as well.
LRRbot: Fractal Tender [3GU] | Creature — Elf Wizard [3/3] | Ward {2} / Increment / At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on this creature this turn, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put three +1/+1 counters on it.
BrowneePointz: Wanna put my tender, Fractal in a blender...watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion...
Stardackk: my brain doesnt work when the pollen is high
LRRbot: Scheming Silvertongue // Sign in Blood | Scheming Silvertongue [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/3] | Flying, lifelink / At the beginning of your second main phase, if you gained 2 or more life this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Adventurous Eater // Have a Bite | Adventurous Eater [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Have a Bite [B] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
Flyingdelorion: Or are you in love with somebody new? I recently had that and I could not think or do anything for a week or so...
kimalane2: +1 life
Lord_Hosk: and you get a life
LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
dokuroyaiba: just like his creatures, cameron also isnt prepared. JK love ya
TXC2:
wow that vampire is the only non white card with lifelink in the set
BrowneePointz: Mein Drupes
JKBalch: Huh, thats a neat fact
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature also gains double strike until end of turn.
VerdantBananas: I love Mind Roots as a play on Mind Rot
Spades_Slicc: Was that horn in the stream or in my real life?
TXC2: Spades_Slicc I didn't hear any horn
BrowneePointz: i heard no horns
Spades_Slicc: real life it is
Omentuva: Unprepare the Silvertongue?
Spades_Slicc: banana
PorpoisesUnknown: banana
Lord_Hosk: Banana
TXC2: CORI NO!
dumbo3k: Bannana
ContingentCat: banana
VerdantBananas: My username!
EOstby: I don't believe you have, Cam.
ZestyFungus: Bernanner
matthaus_c: ananab
MrPipboy3000: Bandana
Wiliart: Kiwi!
KingOfDoma: I legit have bananas in my lap right now
Tiber727: *Banana not included.
kimalane2: this is truly, bananas
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: I don't have a banana...
brieandbacon: B-a-n-a-n-a-s
public_key_reveal_party: o7 mods
matthaus_c: I have banana chips
PorpoisesUnknown: i also do not like them that much Kathleen
matthaus_c: too late and you turn it into a smoothie, or banana bread, or cake
TXC2:
I'm pretty sure it's been 20 years since I last ate a banana
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like banana deserts are the only way I enjoy bananas
LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
Bruceski: Bananas are not a fruit I'm exactly fond of, but they seem to be an amazing pick-me-up. After I have one I feel great.
KingOfDoma: Bananas are good!
enbyKriss:
@matthaus_c This is the way 
RareSeaKat: I made banana bread last night because I had textural nightmare bananas
Diabore: a 10/4
LoadingReadyRun: @matthaus_c frozen bananas are the secret for smoothies
BrowneePointz: Cori got to do one of the most fun things in magic
BrowneePointz: the Surprise Dead!
Lord_Hosk: The hosklings always want me to buy bananas... so that they can eat 1 or 2 of them and then "forget" to eat the rest so we have to freeze them to save for banana bread
Tiber727: @public_key_reveal_party A banana desert would be an entertaining sight indeed.
TheOneInquisitor: Is ben still crushing people with his Six On Colour Rares
TXC2: it's all leagual
Akaiatana: Vamping Tutor
brieandbacon: Nerds!
TXC2: hello rest of LRR
Redbassist:
KingOfDoma: smash cut to friend zone
Barb4rian: Poor Nelly
KingOfDoma: also, clearly we are not intended to be privy to this conversation
public_key_reveal_party: @Tiber727 I can't spell on a good day and I have no thoughts today
phoenixfeather14: Excellent singing, Ben
KingOfDoma: oh, wait, i muted myself
Akaiatana: Seething song!
QuixoticScrivener: Hello people in the present, I am experience the past.
BrowneePointz: the Football practice card
fourtoedsloth: This format is so powerful. It's crazy
Diabore: its because they practiced
TXC2:
"it didn't need flashback" true of most flashback cards
Tiber727: @public_key_reveal_party Oh don't let me pretend I'm better at spelling/grammar (I know how to but I never proofread). But it's a common mixup and I found it funny.
TXC2: two smooth brains smashing into each other like they're at the LHC
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: anyway chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
ProcyonFlynn: Have a good on TXC2 - thanks for always looking out.
BrowneePointz: every time this comes on I want to replay Wind Waker
KarimAwad: gross
TheMadChicken: the best bens are creamy
Dromos_GHG: rise too fast and get the ben-ds
johnnylongtorso: it's all about the benjamins
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LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
Redbassist:
Wiliart: Standings of round 1? Wasn't this is round 2?
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
dokuroyaiba: wait yea, this should be round 2/3
LRRbot: Scheming Silvertongue // Sign in Blood | Scheming Silvertongue [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/3] | Flying, lifelink / At the beginning of your second main phase, if you gained 2 or more life this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
BrowneePointz: Gotta tell you, between Titan's Grave and Paradox Gardens I don't know which sounds like a more fun Research Project
matthaus_c: in the year 3026, we will indeed play 10 power worth of creatures for no mana on turn one
LRRbot: Oracle's Restoration [G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. You draw a card and gain 1 life.
abslomdaak42: Grave Titan turn one would be pretty powerful... I guess we'll see when Modern Horizons 4 comes out
LRRbot: Deathcap Glade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
BrowneePointz: love that Feed the Swarm. Grist be Gristing
theamc2000: that is fast 8
Kentosaurus: when the cars drive away? you'll have to be more specific
LRRbot: Emeritus of Woe // Demonic Tutor | Emeritus of Woe [3B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [5/4] | This creature enters prepared. / At the beginning of your end step, if two or more creatures died this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: @Kentosaurus the final Paul Walker scene
matthaus_c: Emeritus of Woag
LoadingReadyRun: @Wiliart small glitch on the league site where it thinks we are on round 1, but the standings are correct
KingOfDoma: Yeah, Paul Rudd can never die
LRRbot: Tam, Observant Sequencer // Deep Sight | Tam, Observant Sequencer [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard [4/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Tam becomes prepared. // Deep Sight [GU] | Sorcery | You draw a card and gain 1 life.
PorpoisesUnknown: Paul Rudd, ants never DIE
Kentosaurus: Paul Rudd would probably improve those movies
Wiliart: Just did a sealed on arena, where my opponent had 2 emi's of woe.
Dromos_GHG: one of my fav cards
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun coincidentally related, you have round 1 on this screen for a different thing and we're in 2.
dungeonmasteralek: I just had a thought, why didn't we get a card for Eula from the novel?
LoadingReadyRun:
@EvilBadman that I can fix
BrowneePointz: @dungeonmasteralek the Novel 5 were just for the novel
Desruprot: Don't Underestimate Cameron's power
Wiliart: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, the woes of glitches on sites.
EvilBadman:
@LoadingReadyRun of course you can 
LRRbot: Topiary Lecturer [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/2] | Increment / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to this creature's power.
Revelia: Also the timing of when things are made can mean the novel was written after cards were finalized for the set, or the other way around
KingOfDoma: @Desruprot I MIGHT underestimate his toughness
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
TheOneInquisitor: I see so Cori and Kathleen traded piles
LRRbot: Send in the Pest [1B] | Sorcery | Each opponent discards a card. You create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
LRRbot: Homesickness [4UU] | Instant | Target player draws two cards. Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them.
BrowneePointz: That is my kind of 6 mana instant
LoadingReadyRun: Topiary Lecturer seems like a pretty easy job. Just don't expect your much class participation from your students
LRRbot: Great Hall of the Biblioplex | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / {5}: If this land isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/4 Wizard creature with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
themercenary1987: Homesickness and PRocrastinate won me my pre-release
LRRbot: The Dawning Archaic [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [7/7] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Reach / Whenever The Dawning Archaic attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
themercenary1987: Well them and two thunderdrums. 6 Damage every 5 mana is a lot!
Desruprot: the Archiacs are much more expanded compared to last trip to Archivos
BrowneePointz: Also, they are WAY more interesting this go around
matthaus_c: smoking that fractal kush to see what Lebesgue was cooking
BrowneePointz: Quandrix was POWERFUL last STX but a bit boring
Spades_Slicc: Cameron ELECTED to do numbers in english lit
MothmyTitania: It's just a theory, a literary theory
johnnylongtorso: it's a very blue forest
dumbo3k: but can't there be Forests on Islands?
themercenary1987: It is the most powerful magic card however
MothmyTitania: The Yavimaya staring from the shelf:
BrowneePointz: The largest species of turtle on the planet I think
themercenary1987: KAthleen sounds like me building a commnader deck "I swear bi made a curve and not a wall!"
BrowneePointz: ope nope. leatherhead is. Loggerheads are 3rd largest
LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
Tiber727: Trees are approximately 50% water, so two islands should make a forest.
Flyingdelorion: did cameron draw?
Moansters: Beej Collector?
BrowneePointz: Leatherback*
matthaus_c: Leech Collector has such an earnest pog
themercenary1987: Leech Collecter is a person who loves their hobby as we all should
unowngnome: Titan’s grace can’t enter untapped!
johnnylongtorso: yeah man, I got them all, Alabaster, Jade, Putrid...
LRRbot: Pestbrood Sloth [3G] | Creature — Plant Sloth [4/4] | Reach / When this creature dies, create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
Mattmitchell45: Loggerhead basically means block head.
unowngnome: I would feel that excited if I found a cute little leech.
KarimAwad: depends on where you find that leech
BrowneePointz: @Mattmitchell45 vs calling someone a Lager Head, which is still a blockhead
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
LRRbot: Deathcap Glade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
TheOneInquisitor: I appreciate cam using the full legal name whenever he targets a player
LRRbot: Embrace the Paradox [3GU] | Instant | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Great Hall of the Biblioplex | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / {5}: If this land isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/4 Wizard creature with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
BrowneePointz: instant speed Urban Evolution my Beloved
LRRbot: Scheming Silvertongue // Sign in Blood | Scheming Silvertongue [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/3] | Flying, lifelink / At the beginning of your second main phase, if you gained 2 or more life this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Send in the Pest [1B] | Sorcery | Each opponent discards a card. You create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Tam, Observant Sequencer // Deep Sight | Tam, Observant Sequencer [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard [4/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Tam becomes prepared. // Deep Sight [GU] | Sorcery | You draw a card and gain 1 life.
BrowneePointz: confirmed in the epilogue
TheOneInquisitor: Possibly alternate universe jaceka daughter maybe
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EvilBadman: Wasn't JC Vibes in NSync
LRRbot: Knockout Maneuver [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
LoadingReadyRun:
Send in the Pests (to the tune of Send in the Clowns)
Mattmitchell45: @LoadingReadyRun They're already in chaaaat
Spades_Slicc: how do you tighten a grave
LRRbot: Tenured Concocter [4G] | Creature — Troll Druid [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. / Infusion — This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.
virgil82: Do we know what Jace is trying to do?
BrowneePointz: in the abstract yes
Strebenherz: This hole was made for me
BrowneePointz: in the actual no @virgil82
MothmyTitania: He's trying to make Snapcaster red
BrowneePointz: we know him and Vraska set out to "heal the multiverse, even if we have to burn it to let it rise from the ashes"
control_rig: There's the requisite Can-Con, thanks Cam
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Not when they're barrows. A long-barrow filled with hippies is a startlingly loose place.
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
Mattmitchell45: Very Marvel TVA approach to "healing"
BrowneePointz: @Mattmitchell45 it came from the medicine(like phoenix feathers) his mom used to heal himself and Vraska
matthaus_c: Tam doesn't deal combat damage to you because she's too busy scraping the poor fella off her boot
Mattmitchell45: "Well pest. dpm
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
BrowneePointz: Mrs*
LRRbot: Quandrix, the Proof [4GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [6/6] | Flying, trample / Cascade / Instant and sorcery spells you cast from your hand have cascade.
Mattmitchell45: "Well pest, you don't have to go home. But you can't stay here"
BrowneePointz: Silverquill and Prismari are the only Males
MothmyTitania: Cascade
SolarBlitz1: Cascade from himself
Spades_Slicc: did kathleen cascade?
johnnylongtorso: big cascade fan
Omentuva: Cascade from Quandrix
BrowneePointz: she cascades herself
shippityships: you need to cascade!
Barb4rian: He cascades no?
TehAmelie: the professor is the proof?
KodeMage: cascade?
LRRbot: Infirmary Healer // Stream of Life | Infirmary Healer [1G] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Stream of Life [XG] | Sorcery | Target player gains X life.
letsbelgo: cascadeeeeeee
Flyingdelorion: Cascade?
KodeMage: quandrix, not witherbloom
virgil82: @BrowneePointz So we know their desired outcome, just not how or how anything they're doing contributes to it.
LRRbot: Scathing Shadelock // Venomous Words | Scathing Shadelock [4B] | Creature — Snake Warlock [4/6] | At the beginning of your first main phase, this creature becomes prepared. // Venomous Words [B] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
TheOneInquisitor: Value
BrowneePointz: Correct. all we have is conjecture @virgil82
matthaus_c: a Scathelock
BrowneePointz: but yea Quandrix Witherbloom and Lorehold are all wise old lady dragons
virgil82: Or what healing the multiverse means to them.
dokuroyaiba: cascade
KodeMage: this also cascades for 0
dokuroyaiba: from cast
BrowneePointz: nope
BrowneePointz: cast from Hand chat
BrowneePointz: they thought about that
LRRbot: Hungry Graffalon [3G] | Creature — Missing [3/4] | Reach / Increment
dokuroyaiba: faior
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BrowneePointz: but yea Quandrix is a powerful lady
Mattmitchell45: @virgil82 Sound like a college application essay
matthaus_c: you draw 256 cards and lose on the spot
control_rig: Ah yes, the Ghandi underflow
BrowneePointz: yea what makes what Jace is doing great is that he's...not really villainous. He's definitely the antagonist, but he's so darn traumatized, and he cares about people so, so much
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Pywodwagon: you have to draw 256 and you lose to empty library, official judge ruling
Diabore: love the bear
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
virgil82: @Mattmitchell45 Its a pretty important question to ask when you have a big and hard to define goal.
virgil82: That appears to involve some amount of murder.
LRRbot: Environmental Scientist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
anyGould: Ouch, Cam.
BrowneePointz: The best litmus test for if someone reads the Magic story is if they think Jace is a disaffected a-hole, cuz they have made it very known that Jace, LOVES people. His natural telepathy made him MORE empathic, not less.
Strebenherz: "a harrow economy" oof
johnnylongtorso: "we will keep your resume on file for future vacancies", the biggest lie ever told
BrowneePointz:
Planar Engineering Tifa 
LoadingReadyRun:
It's flavorful that Studious First-Year *enters* prepared but has no way to become prepared again
LRRbot: Grave Researcher // Reanimate | Grave Researcher [2B] | Creature — Troll Warlock [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared. // Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun I remember having that feeling my first semester
LRRbot: Topiary Lecturer [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/2] | Increment / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to this creature's power.
theamc2000: I want to hear drums
KodeMage: I misheard that as "there's drugs downstairs"
CaptainSpam: And so begins the drum solo arc of LoadingReadyRun.
BrowneePointz: I do love that Arcavian, Arcaviosi? Trolls are very humanoid, and on the average, quite Pretty, compared to the other planes.
ContingentCat: @KodeMage they tend to go with drums lol
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @KodeMage Rhere can be both
LRRbot: Send in the Pest [1B] | Sorcery | Each opponent discards a card. You create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
virgil82: @BrowneePointz I'm struggling to imagine Jace as disaffected or a jerk.
johnnylongtorso: that's how you make a baby?
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LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
BrowneePointz: There was a long time he was kinda "edgy cool guy" and then they started doing a concerted effort with the story and we found out very quickly that was NOT the case @virgil82
Mattmitchell45: I feel like Jace is constantly being secretive and non-inclusive for schemes to all the people who have helped him in the past. I feel like folks like Chandra would have immediately been on Jace's side, no questions asked, before the Aetherdrift race happened.
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BrowneePointz: @Mattmitchell45 It's a very Tony Stark "I have to be the one to do this, they won't understand" moment
LRRbot: Poisoner's Apprentice [2B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [2/2] | Infusion — When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −4/−4 until end of turn if you gained life this turn.
dokuroyaiba: 2 dmg on kathleen
Mattmitchell45: yes, an empath who can't actually see/listen to the people around them
LRRbot: Sundering Archaic [6] | Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Converge — When this creature enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this creature. / {2}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
BrowneePointz: @Mattmitchell45 that's where the post Invasion trauma comes in lol
LRRbot: Infirmary Healer // Stream of Life | Infirmary Healer [1G] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Stream of Life [XG] | Sorcery | Target player gains X life.
virgil82: @BrowneePointz Very much this.
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Homesickness [4UU] | Instant | Target player draws two cards. Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them.
LRRbot: Pull from the Grave [2B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 2 life.
LoadingReadyRun: MtG Player 🤝Oil Company Executive: being attacked by an Environmental Scientist
LRRbot: Poisoner's Apprentice [2B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [2/2] | Infusion — When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −4/−4 until end of turn if you gained life this turn.
LRRbot: Grave Researcher // Reanimate | Grave Researcher [2B] | Creature — Troll Warlock [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared. // Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
LRRbot: Great Hall of the Biblioplex | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / {5}: If this land isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/4 Wizard creature with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
SyrupAccident: grave researcher my beloved
LRRbot: Scathing Shadelock // Venomous Words | Scathing Shadelock [4B] | Creature — Snake Warlock [4/6] | At the beginning of your first main phase, this creature becomes prepared. // Venomous Words [B] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Mattmitchell45: I hope we get some kind of lore backfill after the MTG A-Plot comes to head to learn about what Vraska's experience was through all of this. They talk more about Loot or Jace than Vraska
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
SyrupAccident: What is a sealed league?
virgil82: Jace has also always seemed shockingly bad at communication even before he was compleated.
Juliamon: Every week they get to open a pack to add to their sealed deck SyrupAccident
SyrupAccident:
@juliamon Thanks
LRRbot: Follow the Lumarets [1G] | Sorcery | Infusion — Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. If you gained life this turn, you may instead reveal two creature and/or land cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
GredGredmansson: @Mattmitchell45 vraska is not ok with this as of dragonstorm. jace does not care.
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strangelee: I think my local bookshop is under renovation, otherwise I would have grabbed my Omen of Chaos preorder by now.
jackbikerr: is there a link to the bracket/decks?
Diabore: !league
jackbikerr: @Diabore ty!
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LRRbot: Chelonian Tackle [2G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +0/+10 until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls.
Spades_Slicc: fun fact: a creature with 5 power effectively has deathtouch 92% of the time
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
Spades_Slicc: addendum: Secrets of Strixhaven's cards may have altered this statistic
LRRbot: Pterafractyl [XGU] | Creature — Dinosaur Fractal [1/0] | Flying / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
jadielady: hey y'all
LRRbot: Scheming Silvertongue // Sign in Blood | Scheming Silvertongue [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/3] | Flying, lifelink / At the beginning of your second main phase, if you gained 2 or more life this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
VoyRising: What's the name of the card that keeps getting prepared and gives deathtouch?
VoyRising: whup, she just said it
KarimAwad: James = Matt?!!?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Who doesn't want six more turns of being pounded?
Spades_Slicc: Why is Graham's face shiny?
UtilityPunk:
Luckily, Paul had the foresight to cut the recursiveness from camera, or we'd be stuck in the infinity dimension
EvilBadman: @Spades_Slicc cat injury, see gmm yesterday
Spades_Slicc: Ah thank you
LoadingReadyRun: @Spades_Slicc that is one of those interesting statistics that, even if technically accurate, doesn't really tell the whole story. Even if the 5 power kills 92% of the time, how your opponent reacts to a 5/5 vs a 1/1 deathtouch would really distort the numbers
TehAmelie: i thought that. if possible, you'd probably put enough creatures in front of it to kill it, and some of them would likely survive. . .
Spades_Slicc: @LoadingReadyRun That's true, I was more considering that only about 8% of all creatures see a difference between a 5 power creature and a 5 power creature with deathtouch
Spades_Slicc: That statistic also doesn't account for creatures with less than 6 toughness and indestructible
Spades_Slicc: or norin the wary
TehAmelie: hi again!
gualdhar: poor Cam
matthaus_c: cut to Cameron doing the Shinji on a chair
Strebenherz:
Tiber727: 41 is the new 40.
UtilityPunk: Do not google deck inflation, please
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Spectacle Summit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
Spades_Slicc: Chat, how long do you think till we get a creature with increment and evolve?
Jet_Almighty: RIP Cam's knee
LRRbot: Environmental Scientist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TehAmelie: new nickname: Turk & JD
strangelee: Cameron's natural predator: Table Legs
TehAmelie: a pair of docs
dolphgrim: Somewhere, an alternate reality Cameron just drew two cards
Jet_Almighty: Has cam considered knee padding yet?
Voidhawk42: I think the thesis was probably: island
unowngnome: Missed opportunity to give this card creature types “bear scientist”.
hd_dabnado: plastic cheese fucks
hd_dabnado: (not actually plastic but thats the term)
strangelee: Craft Singles now developed by Dragon Shield
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
johnnylongtorso: mmmm, 64 slices of American cheese
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Spades_Slicc: pronounces prepare like reparte
strangelee: Bear Wizard. I love Magic the Gathering
LRRbot: Tester of the Tangential [1U] | Creature — Djinn Wizard [1/1] | Increment / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}. When you do, move X +1/+1 counters from this creature onto another target creature.
matthaus_c: Environmental Scientist's thesis was the land counts Frank Karsten article
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
glitched_goddess: I love that feed the swarm
strangelee: Big Grist Energy
BrowneePointz: It feels powerful and more open than last Strixhaven
BrowneePointz: at least as of yet
LRRbot: Petrified Hamlet | Land | When this land enters, choose a land card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities. / Lands with the chosen name have "{T}: Add {C}." / {T}: Add {C}.
hd_dabnado: I love the return of the archives
RatherLargeToad:
let
Lord_Hosk: Very powerful but the packs seem light on creatures
LRRbot: Berta, Wise Extrapolator [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Druid [1/4] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Berta, add one mana of any color. / {X}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it.
RatherLargeToad: Frogfessor!
VoyRising: The prepare mechanic is pretty fun
BrowneePointz: cuz we all know RUG Good stuff was uh... dominant in og Strixhaven
johnnylongtorso: is this how we learn frog fractions?
RatherLargeToad: art is great on that card. has the entire frog lifecycle as fractals
LRRbot: Snarl Song [5G] | Sorcery | Converge — Create two 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature tokens. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
matthaus_c: Frog Fractals 3
BrowneePointz: we stan a Frog Professor
BrowneePointz: I bet Berta's lectures are....ribbiting
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
VoyRising: Berta seems like a fantastic mana dump
LRRbot: Sundering Archaic [6] | Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Converge — When this creature enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this creature. / {2}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
LRRbot: Royal Treatment [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature.
MtGJam: Secretly twins and they attend each others exams in classic college hijinks
matthaus_c: "I'm gonna be the only one who's gonna study", one module later "No I'm not"
UtilityPunk: In the right accent, it's role role or royal royal
LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature also gains double strike until end of turn.
Spades_Slicc: You can just ask Graham and James about using the pay 2 and put something back in your library to avoid milling out, they had a fun experience with it back when innistrad remastered was on arena
LRRbot: Pestbrood Sloth [3G] | Creature — Plant Sloth [4/4] | Reach / When this creature dies, create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
Jet_Almighty: "Cool trick. Can you do it again?"
matthaus_c: he only prepared the bear necessities
unowngnome: The bear is just like me fr.
strangelee: There's the land that Prepares, right? So thematically as long as they keep going to class they can keep up their studies
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Deathcap Glade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Krillin_fan: Disco didn't die it just got small
strangelee: True!
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
strangelee: this Frog is very good on a board stall
Spades_Slicc: next turn kathleen can surveil twice
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Environmental Scientist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Matterbending Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand. / Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Pigment Wrangler // Striking Palette | Pigment Wrangler [4R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/4] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Striking Palette [R] | Sorcery | When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
LRRbot: Embrace the Paradox [3GU] | Instant | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Pterafractyl [XGU] | Creature — Dinosaur Fractal [1/0] | Flying / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
SolarBlitz1: A 5/4, strangely has one power
johnnylongtorso: intrinsically sharp fractal
LRRbot: Fractal Anomaly [U] | Instant | Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn.
Spades_Slicc: fibbonaci sequence going on
Spades_Slicc: 1 1 2 3
johnnylongtorso: Stratagema
Chronomagistrate: SDtratagema
rosesmcgee: strategema
Lord_Hosk: Strategema
virgil82: Stratagema
Spades_Slicc: Stratego is a real life board game
Voidhawk42: Stratego is a real; game
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LRRbot: Wild Hypothesis [XG] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. / Surveil 2.
CaptainSpam: Welp, that's what LRR needs to play on the next AFK, good ol' Stratego!
LRRbot: Topiary Lecturer [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/2] | Increment / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to this creature's power.
RatherLargeToad: but who will lecture the topiary now?
Krillin_fan: I've always found that the best defense against an overwhelmingly powerful foe is to put all your ships in one spot.
LRRbot: Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song | Blazing Firesinger [2R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
macbody2: pests have lifelink=
macbody2: ?
LRRbot: Rabid Attack [1B] | Instant | Until end of turn, any number of target creatures you control each get +1/+0 and gain "When this creature dies, draw a card."
LRRbot: Foolish Fate [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, that creature's controller loses 3 life.
KarimAwad: these games have been so different than last week. SoS is awesome for the variety so far!!
Strebenherz: Cam what
Invitare: as I recall, Data didn't beat him, it was a stalemate
Strebenherz: Would we just have a very organized wolf 359
The_Color_Twelve: I mean the guy resigned the game
KingOfDoma: "I busted him up"
The_Color_Twelve: indeed
Strebenherz: Data made him ragequit, moral victory
LRRbot: Quandrix, the Proof [4GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [6/6] | Flying, trample / Cascade / Instant and sorcery spells you cast from your hand have cascade.
LRRbot: Tam, Observant Sequencer // Deep Sight | Tam, Observant Sequencer [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard [4/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Tam becomes prepared. // Deep Sight [GU] | Sorcery | You draw a card and gain 1 life.
KingOfDoma: Making opponent ragequit is legit a strategy in MtG. CGB does it all the dang time...
BrowneePointz: And that's why I don't watch him
KingOfDoma: Fair
KeytarCat: It is limited, indeed
seanmrwick: Sounds like my first time, Cam
seanmrwick: not strictly speaking with sealed, but with different formats
BrowneePointz: Didn't peg you for a Sangheili Holy Heretic Cam but here we are
Strebenherz: I feel outed on mtg my strategy
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
DarkSVermoth: Which round is this chat? 2 or 3?
seanmrwick: I love mono-counter spells and board control. Sounds like a deck I'm currently building
DarkSVermoth: Oh I'm blind, I just saw it
MAPBoardgames: One Bear For-est
seanmrwick: @DarkSVermoth @DarkSVermoth Round 3, game 2
johnnylongtorso: beary solid?
unowngnome: Just start playing with ante.
DarkSVermoth: Thanks sean
Krillin_fan: Cori supports bringing back Ante!
seanmrwick: @DarkSVermoth you're welcome! I got here near the very end
Sogheim: I thought bears were 2/2's
Wiliart: Bear Cost One
LRRbot: Tester of the Tangential [1U] | Creature — Djinn Wizard [1/1] | Increment / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}. When you do, move X +1/+1 counters from this creature onto another target creature.
Vinewood_OG: The chances of a strategema reference are low, but never zero.
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
seanmrwick: What's the rule of thumb on the bear with the Mana ramping?
johnnylongtorso: does Strixhaven have a trade school?
LRRbot: Embrace the Paradox [3GU] | Instant | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
seanmrwick: I'm not familiar with the new ability "prepared" in this format
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
DarkSVermoth: I have to ask does a creature become "unprepared" after the spell resolves or after?
DarkSVermoth: Before*
Diabore: before, otherwise you could chain instants
seanmrwick: @johnnylongtorso I don't see why not. If they have an academy for magic, they can probably have a school for different respected trades, like carpentry and other things like that
LRRbot: Matterbending Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand. / Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
johnnylongtorso: @seanmrwick the creature has a spell attached to it that you can cast when the creature is "prepared"; there are different ways creatures become prepared (some enter prepared, some have a condition to become prepared)
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
johnnylongtorso: @johnnylongtorso once you cast the creature's spell it's no longer prepared
seanmrwick: @johnnylongtorso To follow up, can you use the "sorcery-speed ability" and use the creature as a creature?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I played a studious first-year once. It resulted in bullying.
seanmrwick: @johnnylongtorso or "instant speed", if there is a instant speed ability on the card
LRRbot: Textbook Tabulator [2U] | Creature — Frog Wizard [0/3] | Increment / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
RatherLargeToad:
lamina5432: wayfare bear
KeytarCat: fwizard!
DarkSVermoth: @diabore you mean after? I think before would allow them to chain themselves, I know there's a blue one that has a X spell that lets you draw cards that could go infinite if that were the case, because it prepares when you cast a spell worth 5 or more
KingOfDoma: !card royal treatment
LRRbot: Royal Treatment [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature.
LRRbot: Royal Treatment [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature.
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
unowngnome: Omenspeaker!
unowngnome: The tabulator costs more mana but it’s superior since it’s a frog.
Diabore: @DarkSVermoth that specific creature needs you to cast a spell from hand to reprepare
LRRbot: Additive Evolution [3GG] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 0/0 blue and green Fractal creature token. Put three +1/+1 counters on it. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
DarkSVermoth: Ooh cool
johnnylongtorso: @seanmrwick the creature sticks around; the only thing that changes when you cast the spell is it's no longer prepared
seanmrwick: @johnnylongtorso Ok, that answers my question. Thank you!
LRRbot: Rabid Attack [1B] | Instant | Until end of turn, any number of target creatures you control each get +1/+0 and gain "When this creature dies, draw a card."
tangojuls: cori could assign all damage to one blocker to Kathleen doesnt draw
tangojuls: so*
LRRbot: Hungry Graffalon [3G] | Creature — Missing [3/4] | Reach / Increment
LRRbot: Pestbrood Sloth [3G] | Creature — Plant Sloth [4/4] | Reach / When this creature dies, create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
dolphgrim: Anyone ever ran a Graffalon? Grueling...
LRRbot: Chelonian Tackle [2G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +0/+10 until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls.
johnnylongtorso: @seanmrwick no problem! it's a cool mechanic but not very intuitive lol
LRRbot: Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song | Blazing Firesinger [2R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
seanmrwick: @johnnylongtorso yeah I might wait until the hobbit
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Muse's Encouragement [4U] | Instant | Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying. / Surveil 2.
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Lord_Hosk: I declare squirrel
MtGJam: Do they just bounce off each other then?
RatherLargeToad: Squirrel Smash!!
MtGJam: Oh... it has a +1+1 counter
LRRbot: Foolish Fate [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, that creature's controller loses 3 life.
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Pterafractyl [XGU] | Creature — Dinosaur Fractal [1/0] | Flying / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
VoyRising: I like the announcements of life, I'm not always directly watching the stream
LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
KarimAwad: get swole
Wiliart: Guess James is done with his match.
MrPipboy3000: that works
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LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. // Pest Friend [{B/G}] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
LRRbot: Matterbending Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand. / Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Mana Sculpt [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If you control a Wizard, add an amount of {C} equal to the amount of mana spent to cast that spell at the beginning of your next main phase.
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: We have a new noise, I think
KaleidoscopeMind: *gasp*
LRRbot: Hungry Graffalon [3G] | Creature — Missing [3/4] | Reach / Increment
LRRbot: Locust Spray [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Cycling {B}
LRRbot: Professor Dellian Fel [2BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Dellian [5] | +2: You gain 3 life. / 0: You draw a card and lose 1 life. / −3: Destroy target creature. / −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life."
FauksStarling: Okay welcome to Kathleen sweeps week 3 and beyond.
Dog_of_Myth: Heck of a pack
KarimAwad: Have Delian Fel in my sealed deck so had to witherbloom it all up in there
Ranakel: Had Delian on a draft today online and he's as sweet as he looks
LRRbot: Exhibition Tidecaller [U] | Creature — Djinn Wizard [0/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, target player mills three cards. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, that player mills ten cards instead.
LRRbot: Aziza, Mage Tower Captain [RW] | Legendary Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may tap three untapped creatures you control. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Lord_Hosk: Kathleen seemed pretty underwhelmed by her pack
rosesmcgee: Next week: "I've pivoted into Lorehold" - Kathleen
LRRbot: Glorious Decay [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Glorious Decay deals 4 damage to target creature with flying. / • Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
RareSeaKat: @Lord_Hosk Lol
Juliamon: well, if you're gonna dirt out, might as well do it on Earth Day
strangelee: Kathleen leeching all the pack luck this match
LRRbot: Poisoner's Apprentice [2B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [2/2] | Infusion — When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −4/−4 until end of turn if you gained life this turn.
KarimAwad: great matches!!!!!!
Juliamon: !cardkingdom
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Juliamon: !ck button
Juliamon: !ckbutton
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lamina5432: centipede button?
ghyllnox: Button sent me LoadingReadyRun please
Juliamon: !dragonshiel---rude
Juliamon: !patreon
KarimAwad: sorry cam
Juliamon: !dragonshield
GreyThey:
ghyllnox:
loufghyslaufey: Why.... would we want that?
Treygdor: "its"
ContingentCat: thanks for doing that test for us
Juliamon: !store
Dog_of_Myth:
EvilBadman: You would be amused how many early internet storefronts did not test for variables in codes
KaleidoscopeMind: put my life nectar in CUP
jessicatheblack:
Earthenone: !findquote gambling
LRRbot: Quote #8683: "I gambled on pig and lost." —Alex [2023-10-07]
Dog_of_Myth: Canadian Highlander!
KaleidoscopeMind: already?
ContingentCat: something! my favourite
RatherLargeToad: gotta beat Sprong
EvilBadman: It won the 5 major award shows' GOTY
ContingentCat:
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Dog_of_Myth:
lamina5432:
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RatherLargeToad:
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Ashmantle:
lamina5432:
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KarimAwad: thanks guys!!!!!
ContingentCat:
TehAmelie: thanksbyee
dolphgrim: 😮😮😮
ghyllnox: Hi Graham
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Ah, a classic
dolphgrim: Post credit scene!
Redbassist: :v
ProcyonFlynn:
LRRbot: Rabid Attack [1B] | Instant | Until end of turn, any number of target creatures you control each get +1/+0 and gain "When this creature dies, draw a card."
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