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Noy2222: Damn lootboxes...
KeytarCat: ooh, maybe the next one has things!
KeytarCat: !box
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KeytarCat: ohno
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Redbassist: And they know how to use them?
KeytarCat: !findquote legs
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Diabore: gambling?
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Juliamon:

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EbDorian:

MAPBoardgames: !findquote gamble
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mrcrashpanda: !quote
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Noy2222: Gambling? I'm in! (This is not financial advice)
insanecat6mtg: I'm in!
benjamin_wheeler: I’m gambit
MAPBoardgames: "Investing is not gambling. You should just know that with investing you have a chance to lose all your money."
EbDorian: How was sealed-league today (no spoilers)?
lirazel64: Just time in time for a wee gamble.
ProcyonFlynn: !quote wheeler
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Juliamon: EbDorian There was some screaming at one point
kusinohki: meows
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Can't wait to check the vods!
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margieargie: I think you went past your shift point there
Nigouki: has there been some pre-drinking?
CaptainSpam: Loady Ready Runny
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schordash:

letsbelgo: Wow, already ruined it
ladyjessica: wow, that’s crazy
x0den: !paul
dagoth__ur_:
i dont know it 
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RAZRBCK08: Pub crawl is a fun variant
letsbelgo: Red Dragon Inn X Riftbound
dagoth__ur_: are you drinking irl too?
MAPBoardgames: A baby minstrel? A Bard Crawl?
Juliamon: We have *mat*
ProcyonFlynn: "Praxis" - based on that one bit
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Juliamon How about rat?
MAPBoardgames: The Biggest Reddest Box
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RAZRBCK08: Farai is an interesting character to play
Pywodwagon: its in the lets meme wheeler chat
gualdhar: "The Masher" was my nickname at the club.
Scarbble: ok but legends and lattes is a blast to read
Dog_of_Myth: @Scarbble Yep, it's a fun read
Sethalidos: Ian!
EbDorian:
sixteen seems excessive? 
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RayFK: Red Dragon deeze nuts
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James_the_Dabbler: Gambling? it’s Inn!
letsbelgo: do we get inn music?
PipeSmokingOwl: i know it would get flagged and taken down but i crave the KCD2 hole in wall tavern music lol
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taliesinskye: Why is your Phoenix crying? What did you do to it?
EbDorian:
"locally-sourced phoenix tears" is a cursed phrase 
e_bloc: tears of joy
e_bloc: imagine being a phoenix and knowing your entire family will never die
duiker6: ah, E Honda
Dog_of_Myth:

EbDorian:
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Noy2222: Poor Erin
flyman347: does the spirit mash make it into the monsters lineup?
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Noy2222: Crawling? I'm in!
Voidhawk42: Is this the time that the chaser makes them crawl?
EbDorian:
if anyone cares: there are 10-players in the boxes at once in the PIT vs PHI game tonight 
RAZRBCK08: He has to finish the current drink event then crawl
Noy2222: Crawl
Tz_BG: Ian did not lost any health so should still be at 20
A_Dub888: Do we have to crawl? Can I just call a cab?
realbadatthis_: @Tz_BG think he lost one from the first drink he drank because he wasn't a troll?
EbDorian:
scratch that ^, 11-players 
Tz_BG: @realbadatthis_ Good call. Forgot about the troll brew.
A_Dub888: We Clair Obscur now gamers!
EbDorian:
strong bread 
itsZenegos: longbread stab, GO!
Noy2222: That's a Starbucks joke
kusinohki: wasn't pokey the name of the rabbit from the original set?
Noy2222: Yes. It's a reference to Zot and Pokey and whoever took their name misspelled it.
Noy2222: *Pooky
kusinohki: star-moles... I see what you did there...
RAZRBCK08: Pooky has 2 different decks now as well I believe
Scarbble: excuse me, my son's name is also zort
schordash: who lives on depression ave
margieargie: They said the thing!
Dog_of_Myth: @YeetTheRich_ Nice
EbDorian:

schordash:

Noy2222: Tips are appreciated
schordash: ∩^ω^∩ very cute!
Noy2222: For the future, whenever it says "Drink Deck", you take the drink from the RDI deck.
LoadingReadyRun:
how's the music volume?
EbDorian: @LoadingReadyRun perfect ambiance!
realbadatthis_: @LoadingReadyRun audible and unobtrusive
Tz_BG: All this mash and drink talk makes me want to see them play Distilled.
TheWanderingNomad: Star Mole Drinking Hole is such a good name
Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun it's a good volume. clear, but not so loud as to overtake ben/ben/ian
Noy2222: That is correct.
realbadatthis_: go to hopspital
Noy2222: To the hospital bar!
YeetTheRich_: harmonious cuck and balanced bull
EbDorian: putting the harm in harmonious
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YeetTheRich_: been there
margieargie: Normal, completely sober thing to do
Noy2222: The RDI characters tend to be just horrible patrons. Some are just more horrible than others.
EbDorian:

Voidhawk42: What do you do when you lose fortitude? roshambo?
EbDorian:
Chat, what'cha drinkin'? Red Ale over here 
TheWanderingNomad: Where's that fist coming from? : D
PipeSmokingOwl: whiskey and diet here
UnknownFriday: @EbDorian Water. It's not a drinking night for me.
EbDorian:
@UnknownFriday 
NotCainNorAbel: Wine with dinner
MrGibberish: @ebdorian mango iced tea
UnknownFriday: But I think I'm going to upgrade that to a strawberry sparkling fruit juice.
EbDorian:
@UnknownFriday
🍓
insanecat6mtg: Currently I have a Gatorade.
Voidhawk42: Wench Ettiquette? Wentiquette
Darleysam: Borat voice...
LoadingReadyRun: @PipeSmokingOwl Diet Whiskey! I assume that's Whiskey with sucralose
Voidhawk42: Yes My Wench-keeper!
RatherLargeToad: Yes my wenchkeeper!
kumatsu: there has to have been one in Vegas at some point
PipeSmokingOwl:
@LoadingReadyRun 
RatherLargeToad: @voidhawk42 beat me to it
Juliamon: it's not overpriced enough for Vegas
Voidhawk42:
@RatherLargeToad 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I know there is a pirate based dinner and show thing in Orlando.
EbDorian:
"She worked hard on that!" "No, she didn't" 
LoadingReadyRun: The Vegas Treasure Island show is quite fun
Getter404: High stakes soiltaire
PipeSmokingOwl: thinking of Magic events, there is a MT in Chicago & Atlanta
nevermore913: Sounds like it would taste awful
Strebenherz: Ian no
Noy2222: We have an alternate name for that card in the playtest group. It's rude.
DarkSVermoth: These card names are insanely good
chaos5896: Can someone tell Wheeler to get on the hydra's back?
agentofsaruman69:
@LoadingReadyRun "was" quite fun, it's gone now 
LoadingReadyRun:
@agentofsaruman69 
ChargingFurret: I thought when you ante gold you lose the gold, so you have to make the gold replacement for each ante
PipeSmokingOwl: did he not notice the difference from 1.99lb to 70000lb price between apples?
PipeSmokingOwl: lol
EbDorian:

CristinawithaK: @ChargingFurret same
Noy2222: That is true. The inn covers just one of those 3 golds
A_Dub888: just one ball?
NotCainNorAbel: As a Wisconsinite, seems like a normal Tuesday
YeetTheRich_: beer before liquor you're in the clear
YeetTheRich_: fun german fact of the day: here the saying goes the other way round
EbDorian: @YeetTheRich_ does it rhyme that way in German?
MrGibberish: @
DarkSVermoth: If I've been taught anything by dnd it's that Going out drinking with a monk is a recipe for them to drink you under the table
e_bloc: @DarkSVermoth I mean the subclass is drunken master
MrGibberish: @yeettherich_ liquour before beer, can't go and steer?
YeetTheRich_: wein auf bier das rat ich dir, bier auf wein das lass sein
CristinawithaK: @YeetTheRich_ I've been learning Dutch ^^ I recently learned that saying. It's very similar to the german one
YeetTheRich_: ultimately i am not convinced that drinking order matters in any way
spethycakes: beer before liquor, never been sicker; beer before wine, you're doing fine
PipeSmokingOwl: @DarkSVermoth fun fact! they removed the "you are immune to poison" from monks in 5.5 but made it so they can remove it at will for a KI..it was a moment of contention that our monk didnt want to take any more class lvls cause they in character wanted to be able to get drunk rofl
DarkSVermoth: @PipeSmokingOwl I saw that, I'm sad they changed it but hey it's nice now
PipeSmokingOwl: worse mechanically but far better RP
A_Dub888: Faramir’s tranquility?
PipeSmokingOwl: i also love the monk being smashed as hell and just popping up "I sense danger" and instantly being sober from blackout drunk
Mr_Horrible: peepaw ate the paint and thought it was yogurt type energy
DarkSVermoth: Very funny insta sober up
schordash: o7
Mr_Horrible:
Dad went out for several beers and never came back 
Juliamon: Is... is grass a good diet for hippogryphs?
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Getter404: But Ben, 4 gold! Just think of the possibilities (and nothing else)!!
Cptasparagus: dead priest in the corner. dead priest in the spotlight. losing my religion.
Noy2222: A dead priest floats into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve spirits here"
Mr_Horrible: "I'm beaming the poison directly into your bloodstream"
Getter404: Takes one step in the door and immediately faceplants
insanecat6mtg:

TheWanderingNomad:
"A thing to put my milk in." Do you wanna take that again Ben? 
schordash:

LoadingReadyRun: I like the way most of the effects in this game don't "force" the characters to do things, it's just extreme social pressure,
Getter404: Power Word: C'mooooon
arcaneIllumination: The main downside of Red Dragon Inn is the one that most elimination games have: if you fall out early you just have to sit there an wait. But it is a great game.
EbDorian:
@Getter404 "You won't" 
Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun the implication!
PipeSmokingOwl: @Getter404 I mean that is basically just Suggestion lol
DarkSVermoth: So the idea of the game is either get through an entire pub crawl or be last man standing?
ChargingFurret: if you finish the pub crawl, it's still last man standing
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If you get through all the other places, you return to the RDI to continue drinking.
DarkSVermoth: Oh? But then what happens? Oooooh okay
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The whole pub crawl thing is an expansion.
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EbDorian:

tehfewl: Potion Seller!
public_key_reveal_party: potion seller?
ArcOfTheConclave: how many brewmasters are in RDI?
Mr_Horrible: your potion is fish?
ChargingFurret: that one's a classic
Pywodwagon: time to share my favorite weird fact that potion seller guy wrote Challengers
Mr_Horrible: "Brain Bamboozler"
Noy2222: Mindfreak
NotCainNorAbel: ian!
ghyllnox:

Dog_of_Myth:

UnknownFriday: Somehow I have actually touched a machine running Solaris.
public_key_reveal_party: Just because they are doesn't mean it is true
ProcyonFlynn: Statistically speaking?
MrPipboy3000: As a sysadmin, not a furry
EbDorian:
No, Wheeler—he's a pokemon world champion 
Strebenherz: wolfric 359?
Noy2222: I'm on a boat. I'm in a dungeon. I'm in the combination boat-dungeon.
PipeSmokingOwl: @Strebenherz We are the IT. We need you to assimilate your Outlook by 5pm.
Getter404: So is this a Doat or a Bungeon?
Juliamon: it's a bar, is all that matters
public_key_reveal_party:

azninsect:

Getter404: "I will pay you a dollar to punch yourself in the face."
PipeSmokingOwl: buys it, dead eye stares at him while pouring it into the trolls coffee lol
EbDorian: Did we forget to decrease Ian's alch—or did I miss it?
jtclex: what does fortitude do?
Getter404: @jtclex It's your HP. Drunkenness meets or exceeds Fortitude = Game Over
jtclex: @Getter404 Thanks!
public_key_reveal_party: @EbDorian He was at and got reduced down to 0
public_key_reveal_party: *was at 3
EbDorian:
@public_key_reveal_party 
public_key_reveal_party: wheeler is the 1%
Noy2222: Vlazlo
Juliamon: They sure are
Twilight_Spark: Rats just want a hug?
EbDorian: Vlad was royalty, wasn't he?
Twilight_Spark: Baron von Stupidpooper?
PipeSmokingOwl: thats called the American Dream i think
chaos5896: Nice try, Ian. Ur Canada
Mr_Horrible: agreement to just call him "The Cowboy"
public_key_reveal_party: @PipeSmokingOwl being able to afford healthcare?
PipeSmokingOwl: @public_key_reveal_party no being able to pay more $ for more health lol
PipeSmokingOwl: thats "freedom" didnt u know
EbDorian: isn't "cheating is allowed" an oxymoron?
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Co. K9 
HadesLeprechaun: very good card drawing sounds
suladan_the_serpent_lord: I want to think there was like 12 people playing and it is just down to these 3 now
Sindraelyn: Is there a John Wick expansion that includes a 5 of a kind which beats a winning hand?
HadesLeprechaun: honestly it could kinda be a standalone game I think, where you just play "I win" "No I win" "actually the round is over and I win" cards
fsforwardsound:
Chat, I just ranked up to bronze in Street Fighter 6. I just started playing last week 
EbDorian:
@fsforwardsound 
Pywodwagon: Ingrid looks unhinged (positive)
EbDorian: @fsforwardsound Out of curiosity, what's below Bronze? In Rocket League, it's the lowest rank.
fsforwardsound: @EbDorian iron. it's what you start in when you're new
EbDorian:
@fsforwardsound 
TheLodgium: EOTFOFYL
ProcyonFlynn: !card Fact or Fiction
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e_bloc: is this fact
NeoKevlar: huge congrats on reaching bronze
TruPhantomAngel:
Ben playing the minelayer implies someone could use Vlalzo. 
e_bloc: and we'
e_bloc: re all going down together
schordash:

schordash:

Noy2222: Anytimes can be played at any time
schordash:

EbDorian:

ChargingFurret:

ChargingFurret: FoF
schordash:

hidingbox: foiled by his own petard!
Dog_of_Myth:

TheLodgium: It was, in point of Fact
Mr_Horrible: "wheeler has architected his own destruction, but does he remember? Let's watch:"
schordash:

Mr_Horrible: a second drink has hit the table
Mr_Horrible: etc etc
Mr_Horrible: "What's he know that I don't???"
EbDorian:
when you think they're trying to politic, but they're warning you about on-board tricks 
RatherLargeToad: if you’re cold, they are cold
gawag_: the dogs are the OG! dogs >>> lizards
hyalopterous: WoW kobolds are moles
EbDorian: Wheeler might like Radix Chronicle?
e_bloc: uh
Noy2222: I really want RDI to introduced a third kobold and then have a "Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat" Drink Event/Prize card
RonaldMcDownload: #mystick
EbDorian:

Noy2222: The price of power is at a huge discount today.
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evil_h2o_elf: ian's card called out that he did have to pay if the drink deck was shuffled?
LoadingReadyRun:
@Noy2222 In RDI, Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat could just be a single character 
Toxxick: Is Daareka a legally distinct Mind Flayer?
EbDorian:

LoadingReadyRun: Daareka is more like a psychic octopus lady?
Dog_of_Myth:

schordash:

EbDorian: huh?
PipeSmokingOwl: ya Daareka is more medusa with octopus hair than mindflayer....the tentacles coming from the mouth for brain feasting is kinda quintessential to the flayer vibe
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gawag_: is that what theyre calling it these days
PipeSmokingOwl: ohhh so shes actually not Flayer shes more Cthulu
LoadingReadyRun: Daareka is kind of like an evil Splatoon Squidling
Aarek: why is ben's character named like one of my wow alts?
LoadingReadyRun: @Aarek Slugfest Games is watching you
PipeSmokingOwl:
@Aarek 
EbDorian:
practicing what? 
getthatrabbit: Pixie things?
Mr_Horrible: that's just another way to say "Empty your mind!"
62MGcobra: game is called "I win, you lose"
Noy2222: It's the same
Noy2222: Ian can play it
ChargingFurret: It's just flavor on top of I dont think so
Voidhawk42: Don't let the plural pronoun get ya
EbDorian:
ANA 0–1 EDM, 1st Per. 
PipeSmokingOwl: lol
HiimDant: doesn't Ben still look at Ian's hand? (even when this card is ignored)?
PipeSmokingOwl: YESSS
ChargingFurret: ben yes
ThorSokar: hahahaha
circusofkirkus: something something pitard
letsbelgo: do it
gsyhiap:

Dog_of_Myth:

EbDorian:

insanecat6mtg:

62MGcobra:

PipeSmokingOwl: love this game
schordash:
🍻 
e_bloc:
777
e_bloc: if you see Wheeler on the street, give him 5 gold pieces
EbDorian:

schordash:

62MGcobra: i think that chair tries to take out everyone
e_bloc: this game is really good
Mr_Horrible:

Mr_Horrible: they're adding the famous Italian parliamentarian to SF6?
Dog_of_Myth: Ingrid trailer did get released today for SF6
Mr_Horrible: ooh, I hope I get to see a Cthonian Nightmare
Mr_Horrible: nice lineup
Mr_Horrible: some real demented stuff
lamina5432: no stacks though
Mr_Horrible: a day that will live in infamy
public_key_reveal_party: I thought let's nope was on tuesday
Strebenherz: oh, assault in smite
Mr_Horrible: "Run it down mid" the archetype
PipeSmokingOwl: ya but u can only play like 3 without paying rofl
Strebenherz: does league make you only do it with unlocked.. okay that answers that
Pywodwagon: it counts the free rotation
Mr_Horrible: "Dan please, he's an Old"
Pywodwagon: but there is a bunch of a tutorial stuff he has to do first
Strebenherz: in smite you could slightly game it with what characters you had unlocked if you didn't have them all unlocked
NotCainNorAbel:
500
ProcyonFlynn: Is Fiddlesticks still around? I remember liking that character before the lore retcon made him extra awful.
ekplayscards: That sure is a large box
Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz ironically I'd always have them unlocked because I significantly preferred Smite's "Give us 30 USD and they're all yours forever in perpetuity" model
insanecat6mtg:
Goodnight everyone! 
Dog_of_Myth:

Lockraemono:

Mr_Horrible: Spanish for "the ckraemono"
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
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