Earthenone: !findquote letter
LRRbot: Quote #8365: "What's folder minus mailbox? Letter?" —Beej [2022-11-18]
SnackPak_:
TXC2: CONTACT
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GhostValv: dangit hit enter instead of backspace haha
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TXC2: GhostValv and thus, ironically, the message is fitting
tdapenguin: I was so interested in this game right up until cori said it was horror
tdapenguin: so i'm going to go elsewhere. have fun, folks!
TXC2: stay safe tdapenguin
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
InkAndFig: same lol
TXC2: ah LRR making a hyperpop song are they?
adamshandy: that gotta make you look somehow
Gekyouryuu: Medusa makes you rock hard one way or another
TXC2: in the Roman version of the story Medusa is meant to be smoking hot before being cursed
TXC2: yes Cameron yes
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SnackPak_: ahhh new BoC
iris_of_ether: It's been hella forever
Gekyouryuu: I was expecting simulated talking, not simulated gawking
iris_of_ether: Cooool
niccus: next on talking sim, EA's Dante's Inferno
ArtDecoSunburn: Tlon, tlon, tlon!
TheMerricat: I say this unironically, didn't LRR already do EA's F
SnackPak_: oof
MenomeAlice: @niccus Did Graham and Paul play through it back in the day?
TheMerricat: Dante's Inferno
TXC2: Graham and Paul 100% played Dante's Inferno
TXC2: it's one of the first video series of LRR's I watched
iris_of_ether: That's such a good movie tho
TheMerricat: Oh ho ho! It's a pirate's life for me!
Vinewood_OG: Yarrrr
MenomeAlice: Yeah, I went from Unskippable to GPLP to W&P to everything else
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sounds like a homicide squad for Alphabet Land
IanAllenBird: yikes
TXC2: WHAT?!
Vinewood_OG: Slop. Slop never changes.
SymphonySolstice: simply obtain your own copy of things
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TXC2: we must return to DVDs
TXC2: hello Raiders
therepoman__: saw this game from a Jacob gellar video, looks cool
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Remember the Dead Letter Department in the FBC
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MenomeAlice: Yeah, we just waited and bought the BluRays of Lower Decks rather than deal with the streaming hell
BraveOthello: I feel like we just did this
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Gekyouryuu watched 30 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Oh, so "Dead Letter" doesn't refer to defunct alphanumeric symbols? Because those are a real Þ in my side
TXC2: "it's all just Bronzeslop" said the Roman of the Egyptian architecture.
ExachixKitsune:
@Gekyouryuu : 
mtvcdm: BEGIN
BraveOthello: @Gekyouryuu Æbsolutley relatable
Gekyouryuu: Ok, good, at least one person laughed at my stupid pun
MenomeAlice: I can't see the text?
SnackPak_: great start to a letter
SymphonySolstice: good start
Vinewood_OG: You rang?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hello mudder, hello fahder
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 "Columns aren't supposed to taper!" complains the man who dislikes all the palm leaf influences.
cmdrzellgaudis watched 140 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn 
Sartagis: Put in my pledge for Realis kickstarter, and it's time for Talking Simulator. What a time to be alive!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Gekyouryuu Symbol-based puns are clever on two levels, so it was welcome.
xVoxtric subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
xVoxtric: naur rugrats
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mtvcdm: no regerts
BraveOthello: No rugrats
TXC2: grammar is only incorrect if it creates ambiguity.
Strebenherz: @gekyouryuu you got a sigh and groan lul from here
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey, this is a step up from ghosting
mtvcdm: 'Miss me yet' is a question people only ask when the answer is very much no
GhostValv watched 75 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
adamshandy: BUT I do still want to write you a letter
SnackPak_: a single space
mtvcdm: My lack of regret raises questions already answered by my T-shirt
SymphonySolstice: Jimbo
TheMerricat: "Your better half"
LaskoReadsComics: Cornelius
TXC2: Otaku Jeff
MenomeAlice: "Blank"
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: This is nothing Blinx the Time Sweeper couldn't handle.
Nathade: is a single space an option?
TXC2: what a deep cut there Cameron
SnackPak_: you know who
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey you
mtvcdm: McNamerson
SymphonySolstice: Hank Hill
LaskoReadsComics: James Turner
ArtDecoSunburn: Borges
TXC2: Namey McNamename
LordZarano: Me
mtvcdm: "Me"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Classic NIghtbook
BraveOthello: Do it cowwrds
MenomeAlice: Twink Obliterator
Gekyouryuu: Why are you Me? I'M me!
iris_of_ether: Cori
Vinewood_OG:
chaos5896: LMAO, I still remember that story being told
SymphonySolstice: ohno
SnackPak_: turn that right down
TXC2: the truest horror: motion sickness
Laserbeaks_Fury: You don't see an AZERTY option very often
SymphonySolstice: sealed the fire exit? someone call osha
mtvcdm: Iowa?!
Gekyouryuu: WEEKLY?!
mtvcdm: We moved to IOWA?
SymphonySolstice: damn no wonder it's so bleak
TheAinMAP: Yes.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ogden sounds familiar
mtvcdm: Population 1,970
Strebenherz: Iowa isn't real
Gekyouryuu: I barely make more than $400 a week
InkAndFig: we have an ogden in YYC too and we’re landlocked
3and4fifths: The state bird is corn!
mtvcdm: We're not just Iowa, we are the dead-ass middle of small-town Iowa
TheAinMAP: I've been near Ogden, Iowa, but I don't think I've been to the actual town.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no, is this going to have procedural cursive?
mtvcdm: We're about an hour northwest of Des Moines
Pteraspidomorphi: I wouldn't pay more than $350/week for it
TXC2: this game made by someone who has never been in Iowa
MenomeAlice: Ahh, a game I could not play due to it not being UK postal address standard
mtvcdm: This building probably has more rooms than Ogden has people
ArtDecoSunburn: @Laserbeaks_Fury I've never heard it referred to by that name, and it's so fitting. It's like noir fraktur.
SymphonySolstice: maybe all of them live in this apartment building
Krektogar: Plattenbau is a word you could use, yes
TheMerricat: "Ogden is a small city in Boone County, Iowa, with a population of around 2,000, known for its small-town feel, historic pre-World War II architecture, and railroad history. It's part of the Boone Micropolitan Statistical Area and offers local amenities like a K-12 school district, a downtown area, and nearby recreational spots like Seven Oaks Recreation and Don Williams County Park. "
mtvcdm: (close enough you can just copy/paste that)
ArtDecoSunburn: This must be Don Williams Park.
MenomeAlice: Ogdens' Nut Gone Flake is the third studio album, and only concept album by the English rock band Small Faces. Released on 24 May 1968,[2] the LP peaked at number one in the UK on the Record Retailer LPs Chart, where it remained for six weeks.[3] It became the group's final studio album during their original incarnation (and the last album to contain solely new material until the release of reunion album Playmates in 1977
TheMerricat: Chat why do I feel like we've just started Stanley's parable?
TXC2: niccus cursed, powerfully, powerfully cursed
jadielady:
I'm working on return mail right now and this is surreal 
mtvcdm: Rockfield, Wisconsin, meanwhile, is not a town that exists
chaos5896: @niccus Uuuuuuuuuuua
mtvcdm: Okay MOST of these towns do exist... Pringle, SD is population 109
chaos5896: Omg, it translates to Dory speaking whale
TheMerricat: Yeah, IIRC The post office actually gets upset if you type out full state names instead of the two letter abbreviation
jadielady:
I'm working on returned tax forms for retirement accounts... so this just got even more surreal
LordZarano: @chaos5896 wwuuwuuwwa
mtvcdm: Oh, no, no, I found Rockfield, WI... it's a hamlet
couchboyj: That song is about the western part of Virginia, not West Virginia, btw. Which makes sense, no one would write a flattering song about West Virginia.
Strebenherz: NO HONOR
mtvcdm: Most of these towns are tiiiinyyyyyyyy
ArtDecoSunburn: There is a "dead letter detective" television series on the Hallmark Channel. They're all quirky, overly earnest old souls who reunite decades separated lovers.
MenomeAlice: @jadielady This entire stream has been a 10-year setup to say WE'RE WATCHING YOU
TXC2: "yall Motherfuckers need Kahless!"
ArtDecoSunburn: "Signed, Sealed, Delivered,"
LidofLoathing: @ArtDecoSunburn that sounds adorable
jadielady:
@MenomeAlice 
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it's UN-named, named after the union!
mtvcdm: 355 results
TheMerricat: Let's be realistic The university one would probably be the only one that actually used that type of name.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LidofLoathing It's set in Denver but clearly filmed in Vancouver. All the actors are Canadian soap opera staples.
Creideiki_SE: Good timezone, chat. I see we are playing a completely normal job simulator game. How many spoops are to be expected?
TXC2: what that top corner? IVAN? is that a clue?
xVoxtric: can you hit F3 to enter the auto suggest?
TXC2: hello Creideiki_SE there are apprantly some spoops to come
CaptainSpam: Wax sealed. Fancy, or at least meant to look fancy.
The_Voices: uhhhh
mtvcdm: Well ain't that some shit
Creideiki_SE: Thanks TXC2
DoodlestheGreat: noddles are even better than noodles.
CaptainSpam: Oh, yeah, this is from the city of The Back Of A Guy's Car And They're Fucking Incredible, the state of Liz. No zip code, though, that'll cost 'em.
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TXC2:
famous children’s show Noddles 
TXC2: hello raiders!
mtvcdm: Hi raiders, we're transcribing letter bits in small-town Iowa
TXC2: like SMALL small town
Mightymur: #murraid! we just watched bobbing plastic ducks for a bit.
jadielady: heya @Mightymur !
mtvcdm: Ghost Town Road?
mtvcdm: Between southern California and Vegas
Mightymur: hey @jadielady !
TheMerricat: So since we're in a spoiled stream I'm just going to suggest, we were given our own address by the game....
Strebenherz: Oh no not Kansas city, it me
TXC2:
I know it's on the east side of the river, but would it really be that hard to have all of Kansas city be IN Kansas? 
hyalopterous: Yes, Kansas City is in Missouri, and also Kansas
Vinewood_OG: 11401*
dolphgrim: @Strebenherz No way me too! 😮
jadielady: oh I have a job aid for this
SymphonySolstice: I think this one's a bit fucked
hyalopterous: flip it
Strebenherz:
@dolphgrim 
CaptainSpam: It would be a hilarious misdirect if this whole game WAS just this, with us never uncovering any existential government coverup or whatnot.
TXC2: I assume it's clearer for Cori and Cameron, 'cause that is illegible for me
mtvcdm: I can read it fine
NornsFelidar: sorry I’ve just tuned in. is this a game or captcha?
MenomeAlice: Are you supposed to be typing out the yellow? I thought it wanted any available address?
TXC2: CaptainSpam the truest horror: the shear mundanity of life
ArtDecoSunburn: @NornsFelidar Yes.
SymphonySolstice: bogos binted
hyalopterous: 285
TXC2: surely that's 285?
Vinewood_OG: Baggs is real
BraveOthello: The crazy thing is this is really close to how the real dead letters departments work
mtvcdm: Okay, so, checking these... the street addresses appear fake, thank goodness, that would be some real unfortunate doxxing of random folks... but the towns and accompanying zip codes are absolutely real.
Laserbeaks_Fury: This isn't the kind of game that would deliberately alter your inputs irregularly, is it?
mtvcdm: Baggs is real and 82321 is Bagg's actual zip code.
ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam And if in fact the game were funded as a way to get thousands of players to train image recognition models for alphanumeric characters.
TXC2:
it's Wyoming, there's 4 people in the whole state, names don't matter
IanAllenBird: lmao
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 "That's Bob, in the southwest corner. He's Laramie. All of it."
Vinewood_OG:
Creideiki_SE: That barcode said "ARISE". Not ominous at all.
ArtDecoSunburn: Missoula is a lovely city.
DoodlestheGreat: They know what they did.
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ian and Cori, repeatedly) [now] I love government.
LRRbot: New quote #9568: "I love government." —Ian and Cori, repeatedly [2026-04-23]
TXC2: mtvcdm IAN and Cori?
Creideiki_SE: Also, I love that KDE Plasma's screenshot tool just automatically decodes any barcode it finds.
Wolfstrike_NL: Ian?
mtvcdm: Whoops
Pteraspidomorphi: This handwriting is so much nicer than mine
mtvcdm: Fixing that
Vinewood_OG: Do not shell the Hank
ArtDecoSunburn: That's Rte 811.
xVoxtric: Ste for 'suite'
TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn Hank Wyoming, name and address
TXC2: very angular handwriting
ArtDecoSunburn: Or ste 811?
CaptainSpam: @ArtDecoSunburn And that all these are actually real envelopes the devs acquired by... means?
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm according to the guide I pulled up, there are set letters that have a specific address to them the rest are all randomized from a huge table that the game has. Including our own address.
Manae: 424?
mtvcdm: !modquote 9568 (Cameron and Cori, repeatedly) [now] I love government.
LRRbot: Modified quote #9568: "I love government." —Cameron and Cori, repeatedly [2026-04-23]
ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam Sometimes you have to engage in mail fraud to develop a game. Either that or the Postmaster General has ulterior motives.
hyalopterous: Whole lotta nothin
TXC2:
it's so funny finding out that "baka" means "fool"
MenomeAlice: Why is that postcard of my parents having sex
NornsFelidar: careful reading that out loud, it might be a page from a spell book
Laserbeaks_Fury: 3d'oh547
TehAmelie: they have a L street and a R street
ArtDecoSunburn: @MenomeAlice We all got one. PTA fundraiser, apparently?
SymphonySolstice: well damn
Laserbeaks_Fury: *known*
mtvcdm: I believe that's true
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rbots have been assassinating people for years before that
TXC2: we gonna learn all 50 states and their abbreviations today
hyalopterous: First robot caught
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun may I suggest that when you get home you make another of your own address....
mtvcdm: I have heard that before
MTigress: unfortunately real, yes
TheMerricat: A note even
TehAmelie: Robot 15 is innocent!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Reminds me of that great comedy bit about determining state two letter abbreviations.
TheMerricat: Or you can actually you know... Say a letter is for you.
mtvcdm: The subway of Ogden, Iowa
Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't eat the pencils, they'll make you go #2
TheMerricat: A little mail fraud
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mtvcdm: The big-city subway of Hour Northwest Of Des Moines
NazTMann: @Laserbeaks_Fury What if I'm constipated?
CaptainSpam: Mmm, the Rumney Cut. Best part of a cow.
Laserbeaks_Fury: How long until we start finding *our* mail because we're DEAD
Laserbeaks_Fury: Press X to "PaY Respects"
TXC2: game is so dark
hyalopterous: Might wanna up the gamma
SquareDotCube: the contrast filter might be a tad too exaggerated
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
mtvcdm: (Fun fact: in Ogden, the post office is kitty-corner from the Ogden Farm and Feed Center. We are ostensibly taking the subway in this town.)
Juliamon: lmao
SymphonySolstice: we're taking the subway, as in, the restaurant
SymphonySolstice: cause it's the only one in town
mtvcdm: Ogden does not have a Subway restaurant
SymphonySolstice: damn
Juliamon: maybe it's called the Subway because there *used to* be a Subway restaurant
SymphonySolstice: right everyone just calls the building the subway even though there's a post office in it now
hyalopterous: Need a dang flashlight
mtvcdm: Ogden has a grand total of two restaurants, period: La Barra Mexican Food, and the Lucky Pig Pub and Grill.
Nihil_Vir: To be fair, I don't think we have to assume we're in Ogden just because that's where the company address is.
PipeSmokingOwl: there is in fact no Subway in Ogden but Boone, the next town to the east has 2!
niccus: we are so close to hl2 manhacks irl
hyalopterous: Yeah, their being used in the Ukraine war
Manae: Surely they will NEVER make a mistake thanks to their AI!
mtvcdm: I'm sure that meant nothing
gualdhar: just wait until the AI drones can eat organic matter to fuel themselves and make more ammo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this the same M from the Bahamas?
Sethalidos: why is Cori Swedish now?
SquareDotCube: uh no hyphen?
Laserbeaks_Fury: the Evangelion we have at home
mtvcdm: hey
hyalopterous: Ogden again
SymphonySolstice: computer just doxxes your actual address
Juliamon: yeah, DDLC does that
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes, it makes you delete your actual files
CaptainSpam: LoadingReadyRun, operating out of scenic Ogden, IA for over twenty years.
BraveOthello: I know want to see an episode of OOLC
hyalopterous: It's angled
MTigress: inb4 letters for mail time start showing up
SquareDotCube: could it be *our* address, and a previous tenant?
BraveOthello: Wait is Oki Oki Literature Club just the CYOA books stream?
SymphonySolstice: bad crackles
hyalopterous: Same address
BraveOthello: @gualdhar We had a whole game series about why this is a bad idea
MenomeAlice: Mail for Angines des Potines
SquareDotCube: could be a dead address
SquareDotCube: an un-updated registry
Juliamon: That seems odd, they are very... unique
Juliamon: I'm surprised they're popular, I guess the costumes go a long way
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that addressed to Rakdos?
SymphonySolstice: fell into the Ooze
Pteraspidomorphi: Obviously cursed, must be an MLM
ForOhForError: Big Losings
iris_of_ether: Big savings hit Big Challenges
gualdhar: that's a pig head
HadesLeprechaun: I have Magic cards that look like this
gualdhar: and that's a trotter
mtvcdm: Biggggg savings BIIGGGGG prizes IiiIiiiiii love it
couchboyj: Pretty OK Unclean One, at brst
Boopity: The Mario Teaches Typing sequel went in a very different direction I see
mtvcdm: That's us!
CaptainSpam: OUTSIDER.
CaptainSpam: Do not sort what you do not understand, OUTSIDER.
iris_of_ether: I really hope the game doesn't dox you
TheWriterAleph: wealth beyond measure, outsider
SquareDotCube: hey wait, can we use that address to send really dead letters to us?
BraveOthello: But doctor, I'm Pogliocci
SymphonySolstice: oh that got me
Boopity: Uhhh
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh this is designed to fuck with the AI reading
niccus: oh nice, the final level of moon child
mtvcdm: We got razzle dazzled
Boopity: Quick, someone pull up a barcode scanner!
hyalopterous: Dazzle Camo!
SymphonySolstice: looks like ethiopian but not quite
SquareDotCube: welp, how well can you read the Vonyich Manuscript
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what's it say?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #8384: "We're going to be wandering around with an oddly smooth Mozart." —Ian [2022-12-04]
niccus: oh that's the bbl you talked about earlier
hyalopterous: Nah, Zalgoi is busted unicode
hyalopterous: Romans, they go the house?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You do not have memoeries?
TheWriterAleph: Phantasma, Utah sounds like a cool setting actually
MenomeAlice: Nobody wants a ghost Fiat Panda
TehAmelie: the state of Internal Affairs
mtvcdm: Google translate puts 'non habes mori' as Latin for 'you don't have to die'
Mollylele: !quote clown
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Mollylele: !findquote clown
LRRbot: Quote #2657: "I'm an Internet clown, and also a theoretical chemist." —Cameron [2016-05-31]
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Laserbeaks_Fury: "Wish you were here...oh wait you are. You can never leave"
MenomeAlice: The Hardesty Road To Travely Downy
Nihil_Vir: The full Latin phrase translates to "You don't have to die to become a ghost"
iris_of_ether: Based and also lit
mtvcdm: Doge
SnackPak_: he also killed grok
iris_of_ether:
CaptainSpam: Gotta put postage on it, my dude.
mtvcdm: Please please please don't prove I'm right
Vinewood_OG: Glock, is this true?
mtvcdm: Please please please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's like a Stargate, but it only goes to beaches
Laserbeaks_Fury: They keep asking "What do I want?
mtvcdm: Cameron and Cori love their job
mtvcdm: !patreon
iris_of_ether: Eaf freef
iris_of_ether: Sbubby
ContingentCat:
CaptainSpam: I mean, yeah, who would want to give up an apartment like this?
MenomeAlice: Is this the fabled Subwayverse?
12o13: oohh! Dead Letters! What vibe are these two giving it so far?
Laserbeaks_Fury: OCRAI = A CORI
voren_chalco: Well, time to accidently abuse the system, I guess
hyalopterous: Hope you like exploding heads
MenomeAlice: Videodrome remains one of my favourite films of all time. Perfect casting for James Woods as he plays a complete asshole.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh that makes sense
mtvcdm: The system works!
eid010n: Time to definitely not steal letters by saying they're addressed to you?
hyalopterous: Mail? FOR ME?
SymphonySolstice: cyanide in the envelope for you
mtvcdm: !clip
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Laserbeaks_Fury: This could have been a text
empyreon:
eid010n: The Gift Of Odor and/or Ordure
Milleg2: do farts fit inside a standard envelope
letsbelgo: I would never had done that unless you said
letsbelgo: feeling educated
hyalopterous: Might wanna take a look at your diet if your farts smell like that
MenomeAlice: Definitely NOT a hallucinogen
SquareDotCube: forget putting, we need to pressure wash this place down
Boopity:
We don't need to OCR this, this isn't part of our job
SquareDotCube: well we know who's getting evicted next
iris_of_ether: It took me two beats to realize what you meant
SquareDotCube: gotta get that combo deal on vinegar and baking soda
TacitusVigil: Cameron no! You don't get to buy an island until you finish the one you're already on!
Boopity: 2.85-body problem
letsbelgo: I just ended up reading the wiki about that book series
mtvcdm: The other workers are at jobs in real towns
hyalopterous: The cop was the best part of the book
Laserbeaks_Fury: Want to buy a volcano? Call Dera at 555-ERUPSHN
MenomeAlice: @Laserbeaks_Fury Don't forget your volcano insurance
TacitusVigil: Pfft, volcano insurance is a scam
Laserbeaks_Fury: Which one was it that said the speed of light was deliberate sabotage of spacetime?
TacitusVigil: The series lost me with who "won" the race to Mars.
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh, so it's Transformers the Movie
hyalopterous: Turn it off and on again
SymphonySolstice: jail
Boopity:
Extra letters? Aren't there only 26
SquareDotCube: rad place
SquareDotCube: I've been
Pteraspidomorphi: American Gods?
SquareDotCube: Imagine a horader's house but they actually collected rad things and curios instead of trash
iris_of_ether: I've somehow never been to House on the Rock...
TacitusVigil: Feels like a sketch LRR should do sometime: Canadian Gods
TehAmelie: one of Hatsune Miku's better works
offbeatwitch: who killed all these letters
MenomeAlice: RAYMOND! SARAH!
Boopity: Ummmm
niccus: hotline miami
TheWriterAleph: grand theft auto
waser3000: Hotline miami
hyalopterous: Midnight Murder Partty?
niccus: vita means death
Boopity: Ah yes, the Persona 4 Golden console
Anubis169: the Game Gear?
SquareDotCube: The Nomad?
ForOhForError: Game Gear!
Anubis169: that thing drank batteries for breakfast
Gekyouryuu: I still have my Vita sitting less than 2 feet away from me
Anubis169: 6x AA got you maybe 4h tops
x0den: the vita also had that FF fighting game
Gekyouryuu: I can touch it right now without getting up
MenomeAlice: The portable console that needed to stay plugged into the wall
Vinewood_OG: Game Gear with the giant magnifier attachment playing Terminator 2 arcade style shooter
hyalopterous: That's Mike Nesmith
MenomeAlice: Mike Nesmith
SquareDotCube: d's are marked out
hyalopterous: His mother invented White-out
x0den: i initially read that as "confidential nope survey"
Boopity: Well that seems fine
IanAllenBird: lmao
Boopity:
SquareDotCube: and I bet this was 2015...
iris_of_ether: Oh yeah my bad
Boopity: LMAOOO
TheWriterAleph:
Anubis169: LOL
Vinewood_OG:
What in the psycho mantis?
iris_of_ether: I didn't know you weren't muted already!!!!
IanAllenBird: oh,
Boopity:
iris_of_ether: Oh. *OH*
Boopity:
Did the computer self-update to Windows 11 while we were away? Why all the bugs all of a sudden?
SquareDotCube: and not off-gassing furniture polish?
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TheWriterAleph: they wrestle
tycoonbosh: physical/cultural are the branches
ContingentCat: social anthropology is th othr
KeytarCat: Stuff vs ideas
mtvcdm: Wiki: "Biological anthropology, also known as physical anthropology, is a natural science discipline concerned with the biological and behavioral aspects of human beings, their extinct hominin ancestors, and related non-human primates, particularly from an evolutionary perspective. This subfield of anthropology systematically studies human beings from a biological perspective. "
hyalopterous: No apostrophe in were
CaptainSpam: Forklift rave!
hyalopterous: Construction party!
SquareDotCube: does this mean the Village People are nearby?
iris_of_ether:
Boopity: Second-hand earworms
Vinewood_OG: Do not bedazzle the demon core
ContingentCat: second hand stuck in your head
BusTed:
SquareDotCube: roasted corn cobs
Boopity:
ContingentCat: teeeth?
Jigokuro:
Vinewood_OG:
hyalopterous:
Vinewood_OG: The G is the dumbest cursive letter
ContingentCat: capital Gs can be odd
KeytarCat: I understand most cursive letters, but not G
Gekyouryuu: I also recently saw a cursive G
mtvcdm: This person is 100% applying for a reality show via snail mail
Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe it was the folks at Serano saying "Nah, these guys moved here"
hyalopterous: Insure you crocodilians!
KeytarCat: There's a bible story about burying talents, a currency, in the garden. I thought this guy buried talons...
SquareDotCube: Imagine getting junk mail ten years late
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think you'll find they are teeth faries
hyalopterous: This might be scarier if I could see what the heck things were.
Boopity: Considering the monitor, I assume this game takes place in the olden times, rather than <vaguely present day>?
Boopity:
SquareDotCube: we got mail from 2015 earlier so no
ForOhForError: @Boopity there's like, 2010s dates on some of these iirc
Strebenherz: @Boopity look, nothing is more post office coded than the equipment being shit
Boopity: @ForOhForError Ah alright, thanks
Boopity:
@Strebenherz See that's the one caveat I saw to that statement
TehAmelie: i like to say history is the study of the motion of humans in time, but then i'm not a professor
Anubis169: ehhhhhh
Strebenherz: @Boopity my brain's empty from just getting out of work, what do you mean?
tycoonbosh: Which one is ours again? Grey or gray or greigh?
hyalopterous: Jail is better that gaol
Gekyouryuu: Mortimer Smith, and his grandfather Richard Sanchez
KeytarCat: Mortimer the snail
ContingentCat: nobody else is like bob mortimrer
Laserbeaks_Fury: The way I remember is "Did Picard drink Earl Gray?"
Anubis169: OUCH
niccus: he makes money off it, so pretty good actually
Boopity: @Strebenherz As in: I assumed the old monitor meant this takes place in the past. Bu t I did think that it could also just be modern day in an office with bad outdated equipment
Vinewood_OG: As long as it's profitable I guess
TacitusVigil: Hey, Bashir and O'Brien would use the holosuites to escape the horrors of war by fighting at the Alamo and Battle of Britain!
BraveOthello: @Vinewood_OG The longer the series goes on the more clear it is Quark cares about some things more than profit
TacitusVigil: Esp. that time he became a literal arms dealer
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this Fallout hacking?
hyalopterous: CAt on the keyboard
BraveOthello: He just can't admit it even to iimself
Strebenherz: @Boopity i mean past could def be possible but also yeah. just outdated stuff
Strebenherz: possible if not for like the more recent dates i mean
SquareDotCube: it's like Fallout hacking
Laserbeaks_Fury: (. )( .)
SquareDotCube: just find the closed parantheticals
BraveOthello: @Laserbeaks_Fury LISP?
Boopity:
Peeing is probably a good idea considering the spoops are ramping up
Vinewood_OG:
@SquareDotCube How many years did I not know about that?
tycoonbosh: Out of all possible superpowers, compulsory urination can't be the worst one.
BraveOthello: @tycoonbosh Power Word: Piss
tycoonbosh: @BraveOthello If I ever cast Suggestion again, it will likely take this form.
hyalopterous: @tycoonbosh You could kill someone via dehydratoin
BraveOthello: @tycoonbosh I have an enchanter wizard, I should use Command: Piss more often
tycoonbosh: @hyalopterous At an extreme, sure, but also it could diffuse situations, distract people, and so on.
hyalopterous: Have some static
mtvcdm: Well that's some advice
Boopity:
Somehow this game found a way to do the classic horror game crime of "game so dark you can't even see the damn thing you're supposed to be scared of"
CaptainSpam: Sorry, The Void, we don't have a phone here. What if you gave us an address? We're good with those.
Laserbeaks_Fury: nah I could see
hyalopterous: @Boopity IKR
ForOhForError: we saw it
mtvcdm: We could see it fine
mtvcdm: I added it into !badadvice
Boopity: Yeah, it was pretty visible
Anubis169:
iris_of_ether:
Gekyouryuu: The Deloriad sounds like a fanfic that sets Back to the Future in Ancient Greece
TacitusVigil: So pretty much just real life.
SymphonySolstice: burning man postcard
CaptainSpam: Ooo, a spectacle!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well that's alright, because I love the way it hurts
Boopity: Oh that's probably fine
SymphonySolstice: the old one exploded
iris_of_ether: Born and raised
TacitusVigil: I've been there. It's fine.
Strebenherz: the what
Strebenherz: OH GOD
SymphonySolstice: neat!
mtvcdm: Human spaghetti!
IanAllenBird: oh that's that thing Alex is always telling us not to google
TacitusVigil: That's not better!
RealGamerCow: Secretly how I want to go
SnackPak_: noted
MTigress: yeah this one is incredibly horrific and you don't want that information in your head
Strebenherz:
@RealGamerCow
Laserbeaks_Fury: The dramatic recreation of it in Alien 4
TacitusVigil: Or, or, hear me out...don't look up anything about this at all.
SymphonySolstice: oh I thought that was gonna be the image lmao
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can't fool me, that's a Big Daddy
TehAmelie: eight atmospheres? i can't imagine that would be very instant :x
TheWriterAleph: You Edcvb My Gurgn
Boopity:
Not the haunted captcha
Laserbeaks_Fury: Everybody Rock your body
Vinewood_OG: Riiiight.....
niccus: are you?
CaptainSpam: The end.
Boopity: The ghost wants to make sure you're human before it haunts you
CaptainSpam: @Boopity The ghost's made THAT mistake before...
SymphonySolstice: did we died
Strebenherz: Cam do you need hopsital
IanAllenBird: that's nice of it, wouldn't want there to be some sort of ghost in a machine
SymphonySolstice: that's just what iowa feels like I hear
TacitusVigil: I was about to leave, but have to leave a final approval of any Star Trek IV reference.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I haven't heard that test pattern tone in a long ass time
Laserbeaks_Fury: The mysterious 27th letter
CaptainSpam: I'm calling it, one of those it'll ignore whatever you select and write the letter itself.
IanAllenBird: incense stuck in a bowl of rice
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta cover up the smell of our body
Boopity: This is fine
hyalopterous:
CaptainSpam: This is not a very well-designed promotional video from the Ogden, IA tourism department.
BraveOthello: I leave for 10 minutes and come back to some kind of horror?
CaptainSpam: What's the timeframe of this game? Remote work might not be feasible.
mtvcdm: If we can work from home can we not work from home in Ogden
Boopity:
@BraveOthello Oh don't worry, our eyesight just started cracking on the way to work that day 
mtvcdm: Good ol' Thick Mr. Knutson
hyalopterous: Thicc MR. Knutson
Gekyouryuu: LOVE Vinland Saga
IanAllenBird: migraine simulator
Boopity: Oh we are definitely shrimping so hard right now
Boopity: Deweese nuts
e_bloc:
666 love this game
ghyllnox:
Aww 
IanAllenBird: aaa
Boopity:
BusTed: 🤩
RurouniGeo: Temba his arms open
Strebenherz: is blue, not in blue
mtvcdm: is blue
hyalopterous: From Taru
Strebenherz: aw lil mouse
e_bloc:
ghyllnox: Porker?
RealGamerCow: Roxbury, neat
ghyllnox: Massachusetts
Vinewood_OG: Zip?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this secretly a Chilla game?
eid010n: wrong zip code?
hyalopterous: ZIP IS WRONG
hyalopterous: Massachusetts
ghyllnox: Maryland is MD
hyalopterous: That's a butthole
mtvcdm: YES schools are worth the cost you dingus
CaptainSpam: YES the US Postal Service is worth the cost
Bionull: Oh, the cost was a debt. Fair enough.
RealGamerCow: Oh she dead
Laserbeaks_Fury: Another one from M
mtvcdm: The southernmost city on earth
mtvcdm: Antarctic expeditions tend to start from Ushuaia
CaptainSpam: We are reading about someone chasing penguins, ghost! Knock it off!
IanAllenBird: M seems like they're the only one having a good time in this game
RealGamerCow: Yeah that tends to be a rough passage
Boopity: I just noticed: our monitor is... polka-dotted? Is that supposed to be tape? Is that how they "fixed the tech issues"?
aClonedPickle: next?
IanAllenBird: huge brain
iris_of_ether:
Boopity: Same clown, same babes
Vinewood_OG: Same clown, posse
kumatsu: and you may ask yourself, who is this singular clown!?
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mtvcdm: what happened to the fourth one
mtvcdm: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOURTH KNIFE, LETTER
hyalopterous: Who is more the clown the clown, or the clown who watches him?
IanAllenBird: : )
IanAllenBird: "quickly" is not an ideal adverb I think
RealGamerCow: Fourth one, some ill health
Bionull: So this is basically a learn to type game?
hyalopterous: Dude pooped knives
mtvcdm: asparagus?
mtvcdm: Three Mile Island?
iris_of_ether: D:
realbadatthis_: SL-1 or something
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Boopity:
@Bionull Educational game that haunts you if you get it wrong sounds like an untapped market
mtvcdm: Okay yeah, SL-1, in Idaho
mtvcdm: This was in 1961
Vinewood_OG: I've no future
Bionull: @Boopity Let's Nope already played Amanda the Adventurer
mtvcdm: One of those lead coffins at at Arlington
tycoonbosh: It's in Alaska apparently
hyalopterous: MURIEL YES
niccus: it's very likely you're closer there than all of us, so you tell us
Boopity:
Flipless
mtvcdm: Oh, we're Ken Burns panning now
IanAllenBird: girloftbclx
eid010n: GIRL OF TBCEX
RealGamerCow: Le tit go
Boopity:
@Bionull I meant like in real life rather than a horror game with the educational game aesthetic but fair enough
mtvcdm: Oh good I can go to the library book sale tomorrow I got timew
CaptainSpam: Hrmph. How do these people expect their ill-formed death threats to be delivered if they don't address them properly?
RealGamerCow: @mtvcdm Thanks for reminding me I need to go donate some books to the local library
Boopity: This is just a quote from Disco Elysium where Kim goes "Dead deady dead dead"
r10pez10: thank you talking sim for bringing so many cool games across my radar
IanAllenBird: : (
Boopity:
OH 
Bionull: So was there more explanation at the start or has the whole game been this?
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iris_of_ether: This is our temp job to try and pay the rent
Boopity: Yeah, there are interstitial parts in 1st person where we commute to work and stuff
hyalopterous: Welp
Boopity: Bad photo
IanAllenBird: fun!
Boopity: Animation!
Boopity: Do a flip!
mtvcdm: WI is Wisconsin
iris_of_ether: That is Wisconsin yee
Vinewood_OG: Please degauss your eyeballs
Boopity: Oh no it's another captcha
Boopity: Roguelite typing game
Mashamino: by some definitions of good
CaptainSpam: This is a weird dark-and-edgy Mavis Beacon reboot.
mtvcdm: Cambridge isn't that far from me though it is too small for me to have a reason to ever actually be in Cambridge
mtvcdm: Oh we're on a clock
hyalopterous: UPS
Boopity: The player character sure is taking this in stride
iris_of_ether: Heart liner
iris_of_ether: Baggy around the heart
CaptainSpam: This game seems like it's trying to make the concept of typing sinister.
iris_of_ether:
Boopity:
@CaptainSpam It is when your fingers are as incompenet as mine
Mashamino:
@CaptainSpam like, with your left hand?
CaptainSpam:
@Mashamino Well, Cameron IS left-handed, right?
Mashamino:
@CaptainSpam 
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Boopity: Also why was our office lit in... exclusively red light coming in through our blinds?
mtvcdm: We have HOW MANY in the queue
mtvcdm: Flickering
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@mtvcdm 
Mashamino: the "is" looks like it has an NG
IanAllenBird:
Mashamino:
Boopity: Gamers!
Vinewood_OG: w
fcloud: easy. first try. god gamer
Boopity: Good day at work today everybody
mtvcdm: It's better than Iowa
hyalopterous:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this is fascinating, but for me the TX-49 (the other decoding one) was more interesting personally
IanAllenBird: o7
Boopity: I love how this is somehow the problem our character is mulling over. Not the, you know, haunted everything
Thefluffiestguineapig: But this was super neat
iris_of_ether:
Thank you for the stream
CaptainSpam: Good game, everyone!
mtvcdm: !patreon
hyalopterous: Next week?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the stream
Gekyouryuu: have a good night
mtvcdm: !youtube
mtvcdm: !store
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mtvcdm: !discord
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spethycakes: ahh Belle et Sebastian
mtvcdm: !contact
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hyalopterous: Wear youre hazmat suit for that one
spethycakes: Fantastic album, though I prefer Dear Catastrophe Waitress (as an album)!
hyalopterous: I watched Belle and Sebastian on Nickelodeon in the 80s
spethycakes:
Thanks for stream! 
ContingentCat: !next
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