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RockPusher: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #7877: "I'm wearing the wrong pants!" —Beej [2021-11-19]
TXC2: and what are the right pants? no pants of course
RockPusher: Can't be the wrong pants if they are the no pants
TXC2: exactly
Sethalidos: !QUOTE iAN
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RockPusher somehow manages to get pants, no pants, and wrong pants all in his inventory at the same time
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a very Ian quote
Earthenone: real, ian
TXC2: CONTACT
RockPusher:

RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #6020: "Doors: my greatest video game enemy." —Heather [2019-04-29]
RockPusher: Doors preventing Heather from breaking *all* the pots.
SaxPython:

RockPusher: [wubbins intensify]
RockPusher:
Spoon™ 
TXC2: Saloon
RockPusher: !quote paul
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TXC2: TODAY!
ThanhtTheBoss: Wow, that's an awfully high chill temp.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a very warm chill
TXC2:
22c the temp at witch I might finally take my toque off indoors 
RockPusher: I disagree, 20.5 is perfectly pleasant right now
TXC2: hello Heather, Paul and Beej
DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho.
AutonomousZed: It's too warm. Bring back the atmospheric rivers
DoodlestheGreat: I did! AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!
RockPusher: ♫ The Sun is a Deadly Lazer! ♫
TheAinMAP: I think there's an actual answer for that.
RockPusher: I imagines some form of [wubwubwub] sound
TXC2: the Sun does give out radio waves, so you can hear the Sun in a way
RockPusher: Vindictive Angry versus Indescriminantly Angry?
DoodlestheGreat: Is there a pink Hulk? Or plaid?
niccus: if the vacuum of space was instead regular air, the sun would be 100-120dB loud (allegedly)
Decaped: soon we will be talking about if chairs exist
Decaped: or what color the moon is
TXC2: I heard a story about a deaf person who gained hearing, and was surprised that the Sun didn't make noise
DoodlestheGreat: ~/if the sun had a sound... pitch it up or pitch it down.../~ Coming from Englebert Humperdink.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: character is Ryland Grace
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: in hail mary
ThanhtTheBoss: I only know Grace's name because there was a meme that showed Ryan Gosling and Sigourney Weaver as they both are Dr. Grace in different movies.
RockPusher: sometimes it even makes it through to the final cut!
DoodlestheGreat: Once in a while.
TXC2: Names are hard
RockPusher:
Heather out standing in her field 
kingandcommoner: Gravity? George Clooney?
RockPusher: Aphasia is a thing that happens
TXC2: Isaac "the Gravity Apple guy" Newton
RockPusher: I've had to use "you know, rectangle, has legs, made of wood, you put stuff on it" before
niccus: in the bowls of deep soup
DoodlestheGreat: With or without crackers?
RockPusher: This show has an intro‽
ThanhtTheBoss: Video game news and kitchen adventures!
TXC2: the whole show is the intro
DoodlestheGreat: @RockPusher No, but it haz a flavor.
saiarcot895: intentionally chatting
RockPusher: DoodlestheGreat I would not recommend licking the desk or the hosts
Thefluffiestguineapig:
This show sometimes talks about news but also Beej's new washing machine 
Invitare: but there are no pods
TXC2: yes, but chillpoint is good though
kingandcommoner: Not "just" as in only "just" as in righteous
Kentosaurus: ^
Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
RockPusher: This chat is a Just chat.
niccus: just chatting is like just parrying
RockPusher: "LRR is my content blorbo!" does seem like valid usage…
TXC2: it all comes full circle
Invitare: you say "evil cousin" like evil was ever an option
niccus: poop guy confirmed apparently
Kentosaurus: If I say "let me solo her" at the box office, will I get the theatre to myself?
TXC2: Invitare Blobbies are graded on a scale, they're all evil
RockPusher:
Do I have to have watched a Dark Souls movie first to really appreciate it? 
kingandcommoner: Are we sure it won't be an independent story *in* elden ring instead of the original story?
TXC2: get the Dark Crystal guys on it
ThanhtTheBoss: I had forgotten what a Blorbo was. I have reviewed and come back from the edge of the internet abyss. I didn't go in, I swear.
niccus: complete with an accord sponsorship
saiarcot895: the parry timings will get messed up
TXC2: so no under/over cranking on the Elden Ring movie?
kingandcommoner: Exit 8 was surprisinlgy good as amoive
SocraticMethod: @TXC2 Only in cutscenes!
Sethalidos: lol Twitch froze on me right as Paul said people going too fast
Lord_Hosk: And which one was the sandra bullock movie with Alan Tudak as the German guy?
RockPusher: If you want the love part you might need to watch "Warm Bodies" instead
LidofLoathing: Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Before... Midnight?
kingandcommoner: 28 days later did come out 2 years after a movie called 28 Days, but I'm pretty sure there's no relation
mtvcdm: Oh right, that
SocraticMethod: @Lord_Hosk 28 Days (2000), not to be confused with 28 Days Later (2002)
SocraticMethod: Elden Ring (2028) and it's sequel Elden RIng (2022)
Lord_Hosk: Or you get the star wars community that is super hype about every film and tv show that is announced, and think its going to be the greatest thing ever. Until two weeks before it comes out, and then they hate it and think its ruining the franchise and refuse to watch it.
kingandcommoner: Super Mario Sunshine. That's what they removed
Laserbeaks_Fury: When do we get the video game tie in for movies based \on video games?
ThorSokar: One might say there is a glut of bad video game movies that poisoned the well
ThorSokar: most made by a single person, but there it is
kingandcommoner: I'm pretty sure Hideo Kojima just wants to hang out with cool movie people
kingandcommoner: I did. It was pretty good
mtvcdm: I do not know of this game of which you speak
TXC2:
no Zelda movie though 
Laserbeaks_Fury: he he....monkey
mtvcdm: At this point, video game movies are just, there, maybe they're decent maybe they're not
RockPusher: An Amibo you can put in your mouth‽
DoodlestheGreat: No theater was for the masses? >_<
mtvcdm: As long as the characters from the franchise are there you can make a story that works for a movie format from people who know that franchise
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can put any amibo in your mouth
Decaped: Movies as a medium aren't doing well. A video game movie probably has a better chance of financial success than just "a movie"
RockPusher: This is now Cultural™
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a whole series dedicated to it
Thefluffiestguineapig: The movie industry has in many ways doomed itself by endorsing monopolies
kingandcommoner: so we look to the street performes to find the next form of entertainment
TXC2: yeah Shakespeare made plays that where the Marvel movies of his day
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's AAA vs indie
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ThorSokar: yea, say a game is 40-80% cut-scenes....
Laserbeaks_Fury: God of War was really good at ludo-narrative resonant moments
SocraticMethod: Unless you're naughty dog, in which case just make a series oh wait
saiarcot895: what are the chances it'll end up delayed?
DoodlestheGreat: A Hundred Days of Solitude.
SocraticMethod: Though I think that Indiana Jones and the Great Circle was elevated by the inclusion of cinematic elements.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Expecting Day 1 patches for the movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saiarcot895 Depends if the studio (meaning movie studio) demands reshoots/changes_
Decaped: @Laserbeaks_Fury I swear there was a movie that did that. They had different effects in a shot on like the second day of release
mtvcdm: Unlimited dev time can just mean, Beyond Good and Evil 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Butthole cut of Cats
Kentosaurus: @Decaped George Lucas calls those "special editions"
mtvcdm: In this environment, a long production time can be a detriment because at any time the studio can just cancel you on a whim.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Both ways are indisputably better than the other, in exactly the same metrics.
ThorSokar: That's what Babish used to do before he did Cooking, mostly logo removal from clothing
Invitare: "allegedly" is the usual lawyer word
Lord_Hosk: They reached out to the IP, got his name... Called his mother
Lord_Hosk: and his mom said "I'll take care of it"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah
EvilBadman: Well maybe the new ff14 Evangelion content will quell them
TXC2: that's how hate gets ya, it's insidious
Firewhiskers: *stares in transgender*
Sky_Kast: how the learning crew.
Snowcookies: It was a solo boss fight
Juliamon: A beloved character can ALSO be an annoying boss fight
Snowcookies: Papalymo is a character who has sad spoilers attached to it
Wolfstrike_NL: Yup, that's gonna be a thing with the new expansion
SocraticMethod: The labubus are cut-throat robber baron style capitalists
mtvcdm: !addquote (Paul) [now] I think it's important to say, capybaras with human glasses.
LRRbot: New quote #9569: "I think it's important to say, capybaras with human glasses." —Paul [2026-04-24]
Vinewood_OG: Don't give Luxotica any more ideas!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2!
ThorSokar: Zelda Power Wash Sim
EvilBadman:
Age of Imprisonment is a Battle Royale 
MTigress: zelda extraction stabber visual novel
TheMerricat: Now I'm wondering what a Zelda extraction shooter would be ....
Vinewood_OG: 'Extrusion' Shooter
Decaped: ff14 is the destiny 2 of fortnite
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radiowasabi2014: sunk cost fallacy
SocraticMethod: Speaking of FF14 and new hobbies, Neon Genesis Evangelion is coming to FF14 as a cross-over raid.
radiowasabi2014: parasocial relationships are becoming more and more toxic
Vinewood_OG: We're running out of alternatives.
Wolfstrike_NL:
@SocraticMethod It's been mentioned 
Vinewood_OG: "Member?
raulghoulia: I wanted a Neo Geo so much when I was 12
CaptainSpam: Surprised they don't just make a new run if MVS cabs for the retro nerds.
Manae: Someday we'll get Legend of Zelda Crossbow Extraction Shooting
ThorSokar: The interesting part is they aren't doing FPGAs, they're using the actual hardware that was in it / having parts they can't source re-made
CaptainSpam: The AES is *literally* the same hardware as the MVS, but the cartridges were a different pinout.
TheMerricat: IIRC there were adapters.
Wolfstrike_NL:
I felt attacked by the born in 1991 comment 
CaptainSpam: Man, Neo-Geo arcade cabinets were EVERYWHERE, it felt like.
Lord_Hosk: I knew it existed, I never knew anyone who could afford one.
mtvcdm: The Neo-Geo had some very pretty games but oh the expense
radiowasabi2014: OMG TRAMPS shoutout
radiowasabi2014: takes me bacck
mtvcdm: I actually do think I played more World Heroes than Street Fighter but I'm weird
SocraticMethod: 156 official
ThorSokar: 156 total (which includes MVS, AES, and CD)
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] I know who James is; he's the one I like.
LRRbot: New quote #9570: "I know who James is; he's the one I like." —Heather [2026-04-24]
TheMerricat: Chat, what this story most reminded me about was how much I miss Samurai Showdown.... So many quarters sacrificed to the arcade gods
MTigress:
Crystalis mentioned! 
radiowasabi2014: ooohh Crystalis
radiowasabi2014: no that's EVO?
MTigress: lol
CaptainSpam:

Juliamon: It's a beautiful timecapsule
kingandcommoner: they should have sent a poet
convoyash: that is a fan site
CaptainSpam:
I get the feeling SNK never got the neo-geo.com domain, maybe?
EvilBadman:
Yeah, you gotta post new news on your homepage like once every three years 
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is such a time capsule for sure Juliamon
s0lesurviv0r: I feel like I went to this site when I had my NGPC
Decaped: the new marathon arg looks real weird
mtvcdm: This thing looks less updated than the LRR home page
Decaped: lrrbeej
SocraticMethod: Check the intro movies section at the bottom of the left bar. It has Macromedia Shockwave
Thefluffiestguineapig: This website would cost like $2
Kentosaurus: Almost as good as the space jam 1996 website
Juliamon: The fact that it's STILL UP is incredible
TheMerricat: Dang it wrong cut and paste.
Juliamon: they haven't let the domain expire or anything
TheMerricat: The fanness of the site is fairly clear under the about link.
Exxaxl: How dare they mildly tap the table with their fist. DQ!
Vinewood_OG: Has anything good ever happened in Orlando?
ThorSokar: Newest Neo-Geo game (according to Wikipeidia) is Samurai Showdown V Special which was July 15, 2004
Thefluffiestguineapig: In Florida I would believe someone paying the ref but there is no evidence of that
TheMerricat: Feels very much like the refs were embarrassed enough about being called out that they retro looked for reasons to dq him.
SocraticMethod:
@Exxaxl Beej and paul would have been DQ'd so many times 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat That's a fair read and I really want you to be wrong but I think you might be correct
heatherperson: I bet it's some shady someone had a bunch of money bet on the other guy to win
SocraticMethod: To not hear commentators
TheMerricat:
Pokemon go tournaments are just that wild Heather. 
ThorSokar: I'm assuming so they can't hear the announcers who are sitting right there at the table
Exxaxl: Lavender Town OST on repeat.
ThorSokar: oh
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: Go Google this game and see if there's a tarot deck of it. If not, that's impressive.
Decaped: There were 2 different games with 2 different infractions with 2 different reactions.
SocraticMethod: It's the same reason ESports required the players weard noise cancelling headphones even if they are behing a plexi screen: the PA and the audience reactions carries and can give advantage
Juliamon: It disconnected the screen stream
heatherperson: I mean throws is debatable
heatherperson: It seemed like a light toss to me
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Vinewood_OG: NBA level credibility
Juliamon: none of it has changed my view of PoGo (which is that it is garbage)
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's also if he was warned the judges need to be sure it was acknowledged
Vinewood_OG: And that took decades....
Juliamon: the pitch challenge system is... both needed, and really an issue
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Correct
Decaped: Baseball rules changes are so fun.
Decaped: In some sports, the ground crews are considered part of the field
CaptainSpam: There's reasons baseball is a glorious, glorious sport.
CaptainSpam: Many of them revolve around bonkers things like that.
TheMerricat: Real tournaments are not rule at RE:Laxed
kingandcommoner: I feel like most sports have a "continue playing until its called" mindselt
Juliamon: Baseball is a sport where you *have to* have rules for things like a bird being murdered by a pitch
DoodlestheGreat: The stakes have never been, as Cam would say.
RockPusher: Weird rule edge cases are a part of sport and sometimes strange stuff happens.
TheMerricat:
@Juliamon Even in sports, laws are written in blood 
SocraticMethod: @Juliamon Murder implies malice aforethough, which would be really wild
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DoodlestheGreat: @TheMerricat Pigeon blood
Juliamon: SocraticMethod Look, all I'm saying is if I'd have been in Randy's shoes I would have been permanently traumatized
RockPusher: Not that that stops incidents like that becoming A Thing™ - see the cricket underarm bowling incident.
kingandcommoner: it aint football. nothings being delayed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher In cricket ANYTHING can become A Thing is my understanding
mtvcdm: In the face
CaptainSpam: Wow.
EvilBadman: "downside"
SocraticMethod: "Judge! His face ran into my fists. I was just making a celebratory fistpump!"
TheMerricat: Hey chat, I'm not a your lawyer or even a lawyer at all. But when you are planning your crimes.... Please don't document that on stream live.
Juliamon: As the post goes: Be gay. Do crimes. Post about being gay. DO NOT POST ABOUT DOING CRIMES.
Juliamon: Do your statue of limitations research.
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Got it *is taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy*
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ThorSokar: If you were working for said CoD company wouldn't you count "game pass sales" in your stats of "how many copies" you sold to make yourself look as good as possible?
EvilBadman: @ThorSokar Not really cause that's not entirely new money.
TheMerricat: @ThorSokar If you a4e pitching your success to the bosses, yes. If you are the accountant looking to cut expenses.....
EvilBadman: Yes, for multiplayer, unless the game is free to play.
LordZarano: Does this also help mitigate the objection to the ActiBliz purchase that it's consolidating a subscription gaming monopoly?
LordZarano: Since everything during that was about who was and wasn't getting CoD
EvilBadman: Price per month was 17, then 29, will be 22.
ThorSokar: and here me out here, it could have also been the game is BAD, like it's metacritic is 65 (out of 100)
Vinewood_OG: Ever give your boss bad news?
Laserbeaks_Fury: So was it them seeing they were going to lose out on Day 1 CoD, or did they see they were losing out on Game Pass subscriptions at the newer price point
ThorSokar: (CoD tends to hover between 90-70 in score, thus making it one of the worst rated CoD games)
Vinewood_OG: Trickle in economics
SocraticMethod: No, the new CoD tried to innovate. It was just bad at execution
TheMerricat: The complaints I've seen are the game is bad because the matchmaking sucks worse than previously and it has rampant cheating. But then COD seems always have cheating
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or if your innovation is badly executed
Decaped: This is the Beej that always lies and this is the Heather that always lies.
TheMerricat:
Heather caught in a House of Lies?! 
ErynTzun: oh hai is someone putting pets in COD? lol
SquareDotCube: All I remember about the newest CoD was a big guy that was clearly a bad allegory for a god complex
ThorSokar:
No one gets Satire anymore 
CaptainSpam: We all grew up in the 90s exactly where I did, right? Right? RIGHT???
ErynTzun: I think you're . . . ffffunny
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niccus: clipping it but adding a longer awkward pause for "i think you are.......... funny"
EvilBadman: Todd Howard?
EvilBadman: Corey Balrog?
SocraticMethod: David Jaffe?
TheMerricat: Chris is also a fairly well known bullshitter when it comes to Bethesda and Fallout.
ThorSokar: David Jaffe
SquareDotCube: ^
EvilBadman: Oh yeah Jaffe
Vinewood_OG: Publishers learning the right lesson challenge level impossible
kingandcommoner: Aren't they still using pretty muc the same enginer?
SquareDotCube: Virtuos, yeah
SocraticMethod: @kingandcommoner Is the ship of theseus the same ship?
kingandcommoner: @SocraticMethod So long as they didn';t change out the spine
ThorSokar: "substantial bad-blood" is a bit of an understatement
SocraticMethod: Avellone hates Feargus Urquhart, so take this with boatload of salt
DoodlestheGreat: OOPSIE
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
EvilBadman: There's also the infamous bonus for Metacritic score that was short by a point
TheMerricat: @SocraticMethod The base platform (gamebroyo) is the same engine since Morrowind. But every game has ripped out portions and replaced it with customized code for that game and updates.
SocraticMethod: Guess who owns both Obsidian and Bethesda?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SocraticMethod -.-
Invitare: no? Obsidian was bought by Microsoft
ThorSokar: Obsidian got bought by Microsoft, they don't exist anymore
TheMerricat: @SocraticMethod This Chris has spent his post Obsidian life shit talking Bethesda.
Vinewood_OG: Fallout 76 is held together with micro-transactions and vegetable starch
Luigis_Apartment:
@SocraticMethod not a question Socrates 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG I would argue it is held together with bull camel rut spit
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Only if he can't praise Bethesda to shittalk Urquhart
Vinewood_OG:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Oooh upgrades! 
TheMerricat: Think the important part here is the part that they don't have the source code for is the part that they would be replacing with the unreal engine anyway The part that they have is the data for the actual game like the models and the textures and they have that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG Have you ever seen what that looks like friend? It has less structural integrity than vegetable starch
Decaped: The more remakes come out, the more they all seem to just look like the unreal engine in my memory.
Thefluffiestguineapig: People aren't sure if it is really going to fully come out
Vinewood_OG: @Thefluffiestguineapig Still an improvement over their current product!
ErynTzun: Release October 29, 2013
Brozard: Just got here, have they talked about Gang of Dragon?
EvilBadman: @Brozard No
Vinewood_OG: Serge still owes me $40 for Oblivion Remastered.
EvilBadman: New shanties
ErynTzun: In early 2025, a remake of the game was rumored to be in development.Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot has also confirmed that they will be remaking multiple Assassin's Creed games in the future.In March 2026, Ubisoft confirmed that the remake, titled Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced, was in development.
SocraticMethod: @EvilBadman I have that this keeps coming up. Obsidian made agreed to the contract beforehand and it was a bonus that they weren't counting on. It's a nothingburger
EvilBadman: @SocraticMethod Yeah it couldn't have possibly soured their relationship up to an including not giving them the source code
Decaped: Ooooo, I'm going to be on an airplane soon, maybe I should bring a laptop and fake a leak.
ErynTzun: Yeah don't lose your prototype phone in a bar! Maybe don't take it outside Google!
TheMerricat: Then there is Randy Pitchford.....
ErynTzun: Google employee loses prototype Nexus 4 at San Francisco bar> In 2010 a prototype of Apple’s iPhone 4 was left at a bar, leading to it leaking across the internet months before its official debut — and it appears the same almost happened with the much-anticipated new Nexus phone from LG
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun That surprises me not at all
SocraticMethod: @EvilBadman No? Assuming the story is true, not giving source code is tactical decision.
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig If that were me I would be strapping that thing to a lanyard so I didn't leave it behind. That's what I do with my badge and security key for work. It never leaves my neck, and then before i leave the building it goes in a zipped up pocket in my bag.
TheMerricat: I attribute the fact that we don't hear about phone leaks that much anymore is just that Gawker died so hard.
EvilBadman: Astros
ErynTzun: Though now that folding phones exist I might not want that on a lanyard lol
EvilBadman: Fangamer has some REAL good Okami merch
RockPusher:

ErynTzun: Yea! Okami is so fun and also frustrating to play if it's not on the Wii
GapFiller: he did the thing!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The thing! They did the thing!
ErynTzun: I have the Wii version and the Switch version and it was much easier to do on Wii.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun It would be in one of those tourist "pickpocket proof" things inside a pickpocket proof thing strapped inside a shirt somehow
kingandcommoner: was it the second or third time you thought you be the game that made you give up?
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig The only pickpocket proof thing is not having it on you.
kingandcommoner: Okami was much better as a ps2 game than a wii game
mtvcdm: I think you've played a couple small-indie-game wolves
ErynTzun: I tried the PS2 version, I didn't like it so I exchanged it for the Wii version.
Vinewood_OG: Inside of you there are two Links
mtvcdm: I think you played a wolf in one of those games that was secretly about depression
kingandcommoner: the brush arts just felt better on PS2 for me
kingandcommoner: 4!
ErynTzun: It takes practice to get used to those controls for sure
GapFiller: theres TGwP segments from from old LRRcasts in which Paul goes into extensive detail abt how much longer than expected the game is while hes playing it
GapFiller: just apparent ending point and apparent ending point
ErynTzun: Well that's funny considering that: "Hideki Kamiya, director of the original Okami, will be the director of this project, which is being co-developed between studios that include various staff members of the original Okami."
ErynTzun: oooh those are fun
kingandcommoner: wasn't there a DS Okami sequel/spinoiff?
kingandcommoner: I think it was japan only?
chaos5896: 100 cotton
ThorSokar: 100% cotton in the paragraph there
ErynTzun: @kingandcommoner Yes Ōkamiden. Released in JP: September 30, 2010 NA: March 15, 2011 AU: March 17, 2011 EU: March 18, 2011
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought I played some Okami, but I think maybe I just play MvC3
mtvcdm: no
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury Yup, interchangeable games
ErynTzun: Please go look at the protagonist of Ōkamiden, Chibiterasu. :3
Vinewood_OG: Were they cool crimes?
Vinewood_OG: So no
TheMerricat: "I have some stuff going on I need to make public as it's going to interrupt development," says Dizzie. "I've been sentenced to prison for the next three years. It's a long story, but I've lived a very different life before I was a game developer, and I wasn't living very well. My case is about five years old now, I have been going through the legal process the whole time I've been working on this."
ContingentCat: I guess she had time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that actually sounds like a good thing to do. Prison is nothing but time
cmdrud87: !next
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Boredom is a hell of a drug
Vinewood_OG: "Fluid density of eyeballs"
TheMerricat: "Wolfkill helped steward several of Microsoft's recent transmedia initiatives, which has included things like the Halo TV show and Fallout TV shows, the Minecraft movie, and upcoming projects like the Gears of War TV show and movie, the Diablo show." There was a Diablo show?!
TheMerricat: Was -> is
mtvcdm: Halo friendslop
TheMerricat: Isn't a Halo extraction shooter just Halo?
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: This is nothing Blinx the Time Sweeper couldn't handle.
kingandcommoner: As long as you're always developing the current big thing, you never nee dto worry about releasing it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't know there was a Diablo show
kingandcommoner: You didn't nuzlocke your halo playthroughs?
niccus: holding only two weapons is its own kind of backpack juggling
Vinewood_OG: "That's what the kids want. Inventory management!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shaking the backpack is a good method of "tetris"
Cptasparagus: its good, the update added a LOT
niccus: i recommend Sunshine Heavy Industries
Cptasparagus: sunshine heavy industries is great
Cptasparagus: Moonlighter 2 is in early access
Cptasparagus: same
TheMerricat:
@SocraticMethod Both the potential existence and the potential cancellation of a Diablo or a starcraft show give me mixed feelings... 
ThorSokar: yea, I beat Hades II before they changed the ending(s) I have no idea what the new ones are, never went back
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat As long as Adi Shankar is not running it, could have been good.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh right, I forget you aren't deep into post game content yet Heather
Cptasparagus: move to the EU and get August off like all of them
TheMerricat: A month of crap shoots!
ErynTzun: >_>
ErynTzun: <_<
ThanhtTheBoss: What conversation?
EvilBadman: haha so true streamer
ErynTzun: ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ
DoodlestheGreat: There's a new book based on Baldur's Gate 3 coming out.
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RockPusher: I posted a grab of it in the discord anime channel
RockPusher: it killed me
RockPusher: diagetic sign
SocraticMethod:
@DoodlestheGreat D&D 5.5e? 
DoodlestheGreat: @SocraticMethod Nah, it's a prequel focusing on Asterion. And it will have an audiobook with the character's voice.
DoodlestheGreat: It was fun!
Vinewood_OG: There are other sources for gaming news, but they don't have... this chat.
DoodlestheGreat: No matter where you go, there you can watch Checkpoint.
ErynTzun: I have an extension that defaults to the Subscription tab, and use a 3rd party youtube program that allows the same.
ErynTzun: byeeeeee
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the good stream!
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DoodlestheGreat: Those darned surveys.
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gualdhar: have they tried Cam-lander? Everyone plays decks filled with Cameron cards?
RockPusher: Something is going to happen‽
Vinewood_OG: "Something"
ContingentCat: something'll happen!
TheAinMAP:

EvilBadman: Timely, it's the 1 year anny of the game
DoodlestheGreat: Whatever happens tomorrow, it'll be LIVE!
Juliamon: Someone said Alex?
mtvcdm: I saw the Steam page for Cleaning Up, it looks cute
Marvoleath: AR cleaning game?
kingandcommoner: but chat could shame them for NOT using it
Vinewood_OG: [Cameron will remember this.]
GapFiller: moetising the dishwashing is one way of getting it done eh
SocraticMethod: It's independently published, so totally indie
Marvoleath: small indie company, yea
Marvoleath: all-random-all-middle
RockPusher:

kingandcommoner: League of the Lambs?
Greendrag13: There was a WILD April Fools version where everyone on a team would be the SAME random guy
niccus: they're all goat to someone
Decaped: league of legends needs a DanDan
Greendrag13: also, the little League Goats are called Porgs! I love them
EvilBadman: Would you believe 172 goats..champions?
ContingentCat: more something!
Greendrag13: @Greendrag13 erp, *Poros*
gualdhar: eh
Boon_33: game good
Juliamon: it's very Resident Evil
EvilBadman: They are, it is good
SaxPython:

EvilBadman: Ben saying he's not afeared and then immediately gets jumpscared
ContingentCat:
chat only lies when it's funny
GapFiller:
100 surely there are better ways of getting the dishwashing done than point a camera at the dishwasher and treating it as a monetisable asset
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
DoodlestheGreat: @EvilBadman That happens so often you can set your clock by it.
ErynTzun: @GapFiller Game-i-fy the dish washing?
kingandcommoner: that kind of happened with 6
Juliamon: RE4 was kinda that
EvilBadman: They called the 30th game Resident Evil 9
Marvoleath: like a band releasing an album in different genre
mtvcdm: later!
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
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