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Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
Churchycol: Not the paperfight being canadian
thebassilisk: highlander of all things too
Churchycol: you mean I can only play 1 (one) ancient tomb?
lirazel64: In the end, there can be several!
thebassilisk: wonder if it’s SOS card test time, or is it a whamjangle sort of affair?
plannindorf: GUYS IT'S HAPPENING
philmusgrave87: let’s go!
neisan2112: Business business business
fcloud: there can be only N, where N is a number equal to, less than, or greater than one
plannindorf: A Serge of eye contact there
Vinewood_OG: "'Sup, dude?"
Dog_of_Myth:
Micalovits: I heard rumors of timewalking shenanigans
Churchycol: the rare paul sup
Mr_Horrible: his famous catchphrase
plannindorf: Sleeper agent engaged
Diabore: saw dude
thebassilisk:
KWardJenx: He said the thing!
lilmaeifert: Wham…jangle???
philmusgrave87: Super last supper there
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DoodlestheGreat: Did Serge remember the lands?
Micalovits: Big 2 drops are a thing - 8 mana flier!
Dog_of_Myth:
plannindorf: @DoodlestheGreat Asking the real questions
asthanius: Serge looks great for 70
Dog_of_Myth: *turns to dust*
KWardJenx: "Hello my fellow youths"
plannindorf: How many bits to get serge to remember lands
Zom_SGM: got lands?
wedge_x: *he doesn't know about the three dragonscales*
Churchycol: @asthanius The mountain Berta air I'm guessing
Zom_SGM: thats your next button
Mr_Horrible: "This is how I (mostly) win"
philmusgrave87: Nice watch Wheeler. Care to share the bling?
Mindfire13: Dragonshield: Take a shit. Not related, just go use the bathroom.
Dog_of_Myth: It's a fun time, can confirm
DoodlestheGreat: Get your fiber...
plannindorf: Gotta get to Vegas to hand Benny wheels a crisp fiver
ArdCollider: take a shit with Serge and Ben
jwholla: losing to wheeler at canlander seems fun
Nimiphi:
don't blink or you might miss something 
Churchycol: Wheeler is looking extra hair-cutty today (non-derogatory)
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
RatherLargeToad:
plannindorf: (Complimentary)
Nimiphi: all these boys are looking handsome today
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So it DOES include basic lands?
Churchycol: @Nimiphi we are blessed
KWardJenx: Got'em!
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Simonark: Linear time is meaningless.
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plannindorf: @Dread_Pirate_Westley We haven't established yet...
thebassilisk: jeskai, not grixis, very nice
Mr_Horrible: we finally broke Goblin Wedler
Mr_Horrible: this mf said Wedler
Micalovits: "we gave him a bad deck, you know, as a joke"
Nimiphi: Goblin Wedler; he's ordained
NotEvenDavid: don't worry serge, we won't laugh at you any more than we usually do
r10pez10: hello is this the kick wheeler's butt stream
DoodlestheGreat: Birb
plannindorf: @Nimiphi Goblins have a strange set of nuptual customs
thebassilisk: birb pilot
Churchycol: Ben into Birds, very interesting. write that down
unowngnome: That adorable little bird guy
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
plannindorf: Scare
LRRbot: Vexing Bauble [1] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
RatherLargeToad: baw bull
MegaDosX: Sequencing *jazz hands*
thebassilisk: wow i’ve never been here live, that’s a lotta oracle text
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: we're bobblin
Micalovits: Fun fact, 1 of those 3 artifacts are banned in legacy. Its probably not the one you think
Churchycol: @Micalovits it would vex ya
Swamplor: If it wasn't annoying, they'd have to call it something else
MegaDosX: No Force for anyone
Nimiphi: turns off ephemerate loops
Sealtest: who is that handsome devil on those sleeves
jwholla: how do i get the gorgeous sleeves that Ben is using?
Churchycol: @Nimiphi turns everyone off
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LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Micalovits: Might turn on a stax freak or two
Nimiphi: even when wheeler isn't on camera; he is still on camera
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
MegaDosX: Gross.
LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
MegaDosX: Serge is friends with Urza? Cancel him.
Churchycol: Only real smokestacks players are excempt
LoadingReadyRun: historically, being a friend of Urza is not a safe place to be
benjamin_wheeler: or fans of the sleeves, I’m not promising a firm timeline but I’m cooking up something for sometime this year
benjamin_wheeler: for fans*
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
plannindorf: He's got something up his sleeves
LRRbot: Ketramose, the New Dawn [1WB] | Legendary Creature — God [4/4] | Menace, lifelink, indestructible / Ketramose can't attack or block unless there are seven or more cards in exile. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from graveyards and/or the battlefield during your turn, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
Nimiphi: I've seen what Urza does to his family, I don't wanna be his friend
BeefcakeEmperor: @benjamin_wheeler 👀
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Which is worse, being a friend or an enemy of Urza?
before_damage: Did serge lend Ben his sleeves?
Churchycol: @benjamin_wheeler hi i'm wheeler and I'm cool enough to be on sleeves.
Sealtest: @benjamin_wheeler FeelsGoodMan
HadesLeprechaun: I forgot about this guy, he was all the hotness for like 2 weeks
before_damage: @MegaDosX Being his enemy means you have a lot of friends by proxy.
TheAlmightyCheddar: I spent 40 usd a pop on my playset of those
MegaDosX: Yeah Ketramose was the new hotness after Aetherdrift dropped but he's fallen off a bit
Churchycol: If it isn't in a wifeguy costume wheels I don't want it
BrowneePointz: iirc Ketramose still sees some modern play but the meta has pushed him out a bit
jwholla: serge was being optimistic with the bigger die
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
MegaDosX: Oh we scamming
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
korvys: !card vexing bauble
LRRbot: Vexing Bauble [1] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: !card ketramose
LRRbot: Ketramose, the New Dawn [1WB] | Legendary Creature — God [4/4] | Menace, lifelink, indestructible / Ketramose can't attack or block unless there are seven or more cards in exile. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from graveyards and/or the battlefield during your turn, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
BrowneePointz: ooo mystical archive ephem!
MegaDosX: Yeah more draws
Dread_Pirate_Westley: One more. Only cards.
Delmsh: Token isnt a card
MegaDosX: Oh not from the token
Churchycol: digusting
Micalovits: Not a card from the token
johnnylongtorso: whenever cards are put into the graveyard from the graveyard, draw a graveyard and lose 1 graveyard
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Churchycol: Ulmer with the greatest hits
LoadingReadyRun: haven't seen that Psychic Frog art. that is cool
Mr_Horrible: big ol' Chuck Lukacs face
Juliamon: love that frogge
TheAlmightyCheddar: Big eye
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Playing it off Rebound is optional., right? Ben can leave it in RfG to get closer to Ketramose being turned on.
Delmsh: Recruiter was also reprinted in modern horizons
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz I know you will appreciate this. I opened a Borderless Full-Art Japanese Showcase Silver Scroll Foil Brotherhood's End.
Micalovits: Hey, the commando was from an inistrad set!
RatherLargeToad:
That frog is having a time
before_damage: !decks
Mr_Horrible: because his grades are in the toilet, Wheeler
Mr_Horrible:
before_damage: !deck
Churchycol: @LoadingReadyRun same artist that gave us doubling season
Juliamon: !deck
LaeliaTBR: adds to ketramose being real
wiigamer1995:
grab the tutor that tutors for more tutor 
TheAlmightyCheddar: Or you let it get countered so you can jump frog and draw a card
plannindorf: Wait is serge running a bracket 4 deck???
Churchycol: Chuck Luckacs is the proprietor of weird little guys
before_damage: Psy frog’s last ability and ketramose is neet
Micalovits: @wiigamer1995 why yes, I have done that tutor for a tutor for past in flames!
LRRbot: Waterlogged Teachings [3{U/B}] (back: Inundated Archive) | Instant | Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
rikuccio: legacy competition?
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Juliamon: !canlander
Mustang_Redcloak: Mystical Teachings at home
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I would also like to find a card named Time Walk.
Mr_Horrible:
time to fetch Nexus of Fate 
wiigamer1995: !card timewalk
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
Juliamon: I can remove the vid from the command if you'd rather people not be exposed to the mistakes of the past
BrowneePointz: The EoE basics Pros: they're gorgeous. Cons: they DO look a lil like spells at quick glance lol
plannindorf: Wheeler on record as a rabid pro-initiative player
benjamin_wheeler: naw keep it for now
YeetTheRich_: "i'll crack vista" - me not paying for a new OS ca. 2007
benjamin_wheeler: well just get a new video recorded
Delmsh: Time walk should be on top
before_damage: Time walk went to hand?
hidingbox: Time Walk on top Ben
MrAyeAxe: yeah the definitely not time walk is on top of the deck BenBen!
Mr_Horrible: you've seen Ketramost, you need to experience Ketraleast
johnnylongtorso: mind you, Ketramoose bites can be nasty
Mr_Horrible: he *does* feel so cool when he pops off, though, it's true
Micalovits: A ketramööse once bit my sister
NotCainNorAbel: A Ketramoose once bit my sister
J_trans_rights: !decklist
J_trans_rights: dang
Micalovits: single braincell in chat
before_damage: Does Ben have enough cards in his graveyard to turn on ketramose with Psy frog?
Mr_Horrible: would James exile Adam to see a ketramoose?
Micalovits: !decks
Juliamon: !deck
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice this creature: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
NotCainNorAbel:
cymbalman2: @LRRbot @j_trans_rights
BrowneePointz: @before_damage exile
before_damage: The last ability exiles cards?
BrowneePointz: His activation ability is based on cards in exile not yard @before_damage
before_damage: !card psychic frog
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
before_damage: exile three cards
BrowneePointz: OH I see what you mean
Micalovits: I think he has 5 cards not 6, so not right now
TheAlmightyCheddar: He can do it with the boggart too
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Strebenherz: oh no
Mr_Horrible: ah, the irony
TheAlmightyCheddar: Ah
Mustang_Redcloak:
MegaDosX:
Well he cares about exiling 
ghizmou: I like Serge's humor
plannindorf: Riip
hidingbox: Why we be patient
ekplayscards: Canadian Highlander
LaeliaTBR: isnt it only on his turn he draws?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ketramose only gets to draw during his own turn.
ghizmou: only on ben s turn
J_trans_rights: thanks for pointing me to the deck lists yall!
Gadora: Good value off that Path.
Micalovits: @J_trans_rights We all support trans rights
Mr_Horrible: "hey wait this cat is just ruining my shit" is a revelation people have about most cats, to be fair
Micalovits: Even if its for getting deck list xD
Mr_Horrible: we still love them, but it's not untrue
TheAlmightyCheddar: Yk guys we only need to send a message about a rules thing once, thee people dont need to do it
TheAlmightyCheddar: *three
LoadingReadyRun: Ketramose: "This is what exiling is like? I hate this!"
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
ekplayscards: Ahh I see it was BenBen's turn with the sleeves tonight lol
Mr_Horrible: "Oh me is *this* what I've been encouraging???"
LRRbot: Boggart Trawler [2B] (back: Boggart Bog) | Creature — Goblin [3/1] | When this creature enters, exile target player's graveyard.
LaeliaTBR: do you think it feels good to be exiled
marxmarksman: Do these decks allow proxies or we playing with OG Power Nine?
TheAlmightyCheddar: Exiling Ketramose to draw cards is a time honored tradition
Mr_Horrible:
@LaeliaTBR I think you might be biased in asking this question 
Juliamon: Proxies are allowed, but Canlander players do like to flex
Micalovits: They allow proxies, but that might actually be a beta timewalk
Mr_Horrible: but also yeah probably feels good as hell for like 1 second
LaeliaTBR: @Mr_Horrible asking for a friend monkaS
LRRbot: Trinket Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
benjamin_wheeler: @marxmarksman little bit of both
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
TheAlmightyCheddar: Oh baaaby
Delmsh: Brutal
cymbalman2: rude
TheAlmightyCheddar: Oppo seems real good against Serge
Mr_Horrible: Slopposition Agent rides again
yofl: classic oppo agent response
circusofkirkus: yeah we all love Boggart Trawler
before_damage: Is Ben the sinkhole for playing opposition agent /j
Micalovits: Hey now, one of those creatures is a cute goblin
cymbalman2: stoked to see weldies. sad to see serge is not doing machines today 😔
Mr_Horrible: Ben's deck, ironically doesn't really target Serge or his stuff, yet is 100% crimes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Searching is a may. You don't have to.
HadesLeprechaun: oppo is a silly card
LoadingReadyRun: canlander also allows gold border championship cards
J_trans_rights:
I like cards 
before_damage: I didn’t realise trinket mage was a may
Delmsh: Yeah Serge could have opted to not search with Trinket Mage to stay in the game
Delmsh: Still a bad spot, but slightly better
MrAyeAxe: My sweaty miss was not tapping the urza's bauble with urza to draw off the vexing bauble instead of just letting the cathar commando kill it
MrAyeAxe:
not that it mattered 
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Dog_of_Myth: Love hearing Wheeler's thoughts on play lines.
Dog_of_Myth: Good insight
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spawnofhastur: Yellowjacket allows gold border cards. Other stores don't, afaik
spawnofhastur: Check with your TO about the legality of your cards
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
MegaDosX: I remember when Ben was a mono-red player
LRRbot: Vexing Bauble [1] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
benjamin_wheeler: Gold border is entirely up to the TO/Store as they’re not allowed for official play
benjamin_wheeler: that said, their acceptance is widespread
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Poley5: What do you guys use for the card reader?
before_damage: CanLander players are a big proponent of people playing CanLander regardless of budget.
MegaDosX: Shots fired
hidingbox: I feel that at the end of the day, do you want people to be able to play your community made format? Obviously, you want them to be able to do so.
LRRbot: Agatha's Soul Cauldron [2] | Legendary Artifact | You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate abilities of creatures you control. / Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Agatha's Soul Cauldron. / {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. When a creature card is exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
marxmarksman: Backstreet's back, alright.
MrAyeAxe: I must say that for digital solutions, Tabletop Simulator is *ahem* VERY good for playing with expensive canlander cards for cheap
LRRbot: Vexing Bauble [1] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
nyc_mtg: the ocky way
benjamin_wheeler: sure sure
paulthemapguy: I just got here, lmao Ben's sleeve backings
paulthemapguy: incredible
benjamin_wheeler: there an active Cockatrice community for the format too
johnnylongtorso: I drink your oculus
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
lamina5432: serge the person who puts the fear in fetching is aftaid to fetch
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
paulthemapguy: he bottoms two cards then plays a divining top. a man of many talents
BrowneePointz: speaking of I got the cards for my dream commander deck in this week, ordered the Spider-Man Ponder and god that Moebius art is gorgeous
LoadingReadyRun:
@Poley5 
I'm actually experimenting with a different card reader then we usually use. The current card reader is based on https://mtg.delver.app
LRRbot: Metallic Rebuke [2U] | Instant | Improvise / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
paulthemapguy: I saw someone get gifted a "scrub mommy" at a bridal shower last weekend. I guess that's a thing
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
marxmarksman: If you discard your hand a draw a new 7 while you're holding a black tarmogoyf, you wheel barrowgoyf.
Juliamon: paulthemapguy there's even BBQ Daddy now
Micalovits: I could use a BBQ Daddy
J_trans_rights: did I get my Okie vocal stim from serge?
Dog_of_Myth: Everyone could use a BBQ Daddy.
before_damage: Karakas vs minamo, the ultimate fight
LRRbot: Gifts Ungiven [3U] | Instant | Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.
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Micalovits: I played a bunch of Power Cube on arena, and Karakas was one of the most busted non power cards
HadesLeprechaun: I'm still mad that I got the LotR Karakas as my bonus card, the one with the LotR Commander set symbol
LRRbot: Aang, Swift Savior [1WU] (back: Aang and La, Ocean's Fury) | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Ally [2/3] | Flash / Flying / When Aang enters, airbend up to one other target creature or spell. / Waterbend {8}: Transform Aang.
Nimiphi:
just to answer without answering; it does, in fact, work the way you want Ben. 
Delmsh: Agreed
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: "I'm gonna have to issue both of you a game loss" - Judge Wheeler
definenull: hehehe
yofl: lmao
Dog_of_Myth:
Churchycol: that's making the reel
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "the spell that tops"
LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
before_damage: @LRRbot Honestly I’m not sure what he was intending. I don’t see an advantageous combination with those cards
fcloud: "*i* am the one who tops" -- serge
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MrAyeAxe:
I'm SO happy there is gorgeous new mystical archive art for Stock Up
BrowneePointz: I got an archive one out of my SoS box! it's so pretty
Churchycol: @fcloud and stocks
paulthemapguy: whose pizza will have the most toppings?
Dog_of_Myth: Funny enough, I think I have a full playset of Stock Up from the Stixhaven Mystical Archives
J_trans_rights: @browneepointz I also got one from a prize packs!
johnnylongtorso: toss a mana to your moxen
moseph_jedi: 1 mana mox and a card
BrowneePointz: Sick! @J_trans_rights I'm still stunned at how good my silver scroll foil jpn vamp tutor looks
YeetTheRich_: stupid verzwickte brosche
Dog_of_Myth: Silver Scroll foil looks very good
Churchycol: @YeetTheRich_ that's offensive
before_damage: I love the archives art for stock up
Dog_of_Myth: It's stunning in person.
BrowneePointz: yea, they are GORGEOUS
hidingbox: Just as an aside have you ever looked at a board state then thought to yourself, so I’ll wrath for 2
Nimiphi: aang with karakas is just so rude; its like a venser loop but better
BrowneePointz: massive improvements over the OG etches
J_trans_rights: boop boop
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LiveLittlebird: The Wheeler sleeves are impeccable
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Confirmed Serge did not build the deck.
LRRbot: Estrid's Invocation [2U] | Enchantment | You may have this enchantment enter as a copy of an enchantment you control, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile this enchantment. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."
PowrOfFriendship_: Did the bot just read the logo as a card?
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
before_damage: Who’s deck is that in to be in the card reader?
EbDorian:
Oh, I thought someone was playing it (Estrid's Inv.) 
marxmarksman: It's still above rate vs. Eager Glyphmage.
LRRbot: Gifts Ungiven [3U] | Instant | Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.
Delmsh: Yes it works ben
LRRbot: Tishana's Tidebinder [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, counter up to one target activated or triggered ability. If an ability of an artifact, creature, or planeswalker is countered this way, that permanent loses all abilities for as long as this creature remains on the battlefield.
before_damage: Oh that’s what he was trying to do
korvys: !vexing bauble
korvys: !card vexing bauble
LRRbot: Vexing Bauble [1] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
superdude097: !card Vexing Bauble
LRRbot: Vexing Bauble [1] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
Nimiphi: such a heads-up play
niccus: unvexing that bauble
J_trans_rights:
don’t eat aang!
EbDorian: !card erode
LRRbot: Erode [W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Diabore: no text
before_damage: !deck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yay! The token now has abilities. It can transform for a bunch of mana (except it can't). Maybe other things.
Diabore: serge that was a 1/1 counter
fcloud: counter magic? i barely even know her... magic...
Diabore: no x costs in this dojo
LithelyUnshod: Cannot ger Sewer
before_damage: Could a mod post the deck lists again? previous ones are too far back to display on mobile.
darkcyril: @fcloud Counter magic? Math is for blockers.
Poley5: @LoadingReadyRun I'm assuming you wouldnt be willing to share the program to send the info to a streaming program
Micalovits: !decks
jhmv: 6.... 7?
Cptasparagus: shuffle asmr
MegaDosX:
@jhmv 
Micalovits:
Technically just a sub command 
MegaDosX: !card baseball bat
LRRbot: Baseball Bat [GW] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap up to one target creature. / Equip {3}
PowrOfFriendship_: What's Baseball bat?
MegaDosX: That can't be it
moseph_jedi: is it skateboard
MegaDosX: !card skateboard
LRRbot: Skateboard [1] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. / Equip {1}
J_trans_rights: !skateboard
nyc_mtg: sk8bort
before_damage: @Micalovits Ah so it’s pay walled /j
Cptasparagus: @MegaDosX I thought he was tlaking about [[Lucille]] but that is black
Zellmer: Radical
BrowneePointz: Alopex!
LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. If this creature's sneak cost was paid, instead exile the chosen creature.
Mr_Horrible: it *would* be sore if you were trying to skate on a baseball bat, yeah
J_trans_rights: oh is the skateboard just for haste or?
Churchycol: @J_trans_rights it's just very busted
Micalovits: @before_damage Exactly! I think twitch commands might be the only thing lrr has behind a paywall though xD A specific colour on discord I guess?
MegaDosX: Finding Skateboard off Urza's Saga does seem potent
Juliamon: We only restrict certain commands, for spam reasons
Nimiphi: I like spam, especially with eggs in the morning
J_trans_rights: @churchycol I saw it and it felt underwhelming. maybe there’s something I’m not seeing
fcloud: Urza's Sick McTwist
Juliamon: it's not meant to be a paywall so much as it is just basic chat management
J_trans_rights: I guess skateboard can tap lands
Churchycol: @J_trans_rights it's showing up in vintage a little and in legacy a whole bunch
public_key_reveal_party: what round of play is this right now? just got here
MegaDosX: I think the key with Skateboard is Urza's Saga tbh
J_trans_rights: huh
PowrOfFriendship_: I keep thinking the Emeritus is Suki. Just similar colours I guess
Juliamon: public_key_reveal_party First
LRRbot: Essence Flux [U] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
MegaDosX: Though tapping down a blocker and punching through with something big is also neat
Micalovits: Its for getting of saga to give haste to the second construct and just... Murder
public_key_reveal_party:
Thanks Juliamon
Juliamon: First game went pretty quickly, this one's going deep
LoadingReadyRun: @Poley5 mtg.delver.app actually has a built-in function to send the recognized card info to an endpoint. all I'm doing is recieving the card info and then loading the card image from scryfall
Talk_Gibberish: haste the 2nd construct, grow both of them, tap a blocker
before_damage: @Juliamon Oh yeah that’s meant to be a joke with the /j. The links, once posted, are freely available and you can just look up wheelers moxfield
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
MegaDosX: Yuck, Urza
Churchycol: @J_trans_rights emrakul pro skater 3
Zellmer: Artifact things
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
nyc_mtg: e g g
Juliamon: !egg
LRRbot: egg
J_trans_rights: egg
Micalovits: Urza AND his saga
YeetTheRich_:
Cptasparagus: ive been waiting on this round to end to walk to the gym....
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: "I run a spell or two"
UnknownFriday: Jealous of Ben's Godless Shrine.
MegaDosX: The snort lmao
PowrOfFriendship_: Oh, cool, Spider-Woman! That card is fun
insanecat6mtg: Wait, I just got here. Do Ben's sleeves have Wheeler on them?
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like this era of Urza would be very confused by the term, "Karnstruct"
Poley5: @LoadingReadyRun Yep just saw that the webhook api is on the pro plan. Unfortunate. Was looking for something free. Thanks!
Mr_Horrible: you're right, I *will* never believe what Sensei's Diving Top lets you do
lamina5432: heart of the cards serge
Diabore: little suprised serge didnt spin urza to shuffle if nothing else
Dog_of_Myth: @insanecat6mtg Yes
LRRbot: Hide on the Ceiling [XU] | Instant | Exile X target artifacts and/or creatures. Return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step.
J_trans_rights: @insanecat6mtg no you’re seeing things /J
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun "Karn... now *that's* a name! Maybe I should use that..."
Mr_Horrible: wouldn't be Magic's first time paradox
before_damage: @LoadingReadyRun Is it a cropped window like the podcast overlay or loading the image link?
PowrOfFriendship_: Mavity of Magic
fcloud: @Mr_Horrible and yet, somehow, it would
Mr_Horrible:
PowrOfFriendship_: His name will be Kern by the end of the week
before_damage: Maybe wheeler can comment but Esper blink seems legit
LaeliaTBR:
blink the soul cauldron to reset the activated abilities
LoadingReadyRun: @Poley5 It's pretty cheap per month and also gives access to a better recognition model
Cptasparagus: can remove the juice from the cauldron
Micalovits: Yea, can both be value or agro!
benjamin_wheeler: Esper Blink, Initiative Threeanimator are all quite good
johnnylongtorso: oh what a feeling, hiding on the ceiling
MegaDosX: Like Stifling a Yorion trigger
fcloud: hide on the ceiling has some liefeldian perspective going on
Micalovits: My dude has like 10 mana with urza "I don't have the mana!"
LoadingReadyRun:
@fcloud hiding the feet 
before_damage: @benjamin_wheeler oh is this a blink, threeanimator hybrid? cool
MegaDosX: !card chromatic star
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Delmsh: I think Serge might be forgetting that Urza makes mana from all his artifacts
fcloud: haha it IS hiding the feet, i didnt even notice
jwholla: does the tidebinder effect stop future vexing bauble triggers?
MegaDosX: !card tishana's timebinder
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
fcloud: i was just talking about "somehow all the things i want to show are visible"
MegaDosX: !card tishana's tidebinder
LRRbot: Tishana's Tidebinder [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, counter up to one target activated or triggered ability. If an ability of an artifact, creature, or planeswalker is countered this way, that permanent loses all abilities for as long as this creature remains on the battlefield.
MegaDosX: The Vexing Bauble has no text right now
Delmsh: He could be using urza to get rid of cards he doesn't want from top
multeyemeteor: @Delmsh I've been thinking the same for 10 min
Nimiphi: you could exile serge's token with hide as well so you can exile both his creatures
EbDorian: @before_damage might be wrong, but I think he meant those all as separate decks
Zellmer: Will we get a card that references/interacts with layers one of these sets to "everybodies" joy?
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
Poley5: @before_damage I wouldn't use it enough to make it worth it. I would only use this to open one booster box on stream for every in-universe set
MrAyeAxe: Spin Urza, hit phlage, life becomes better
MegaDosX: Now you know for next time Ben
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
Mustang_Redcloak:
LaeliaTBR: @MrAyeAxe i thought this said phage at first lmao
Mr_Horrible: beautiful
Micalovits: Still makes u!
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: Serge continues his tradition of getting 0-mana spells as his free spells
LRRbot: Grinding Station [2] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target player mills three cards. / Whenever an artifact enters, you may untap this artifact.
aitsu100: grinding station top is fun
Diabore: dm i do that
Mr_Horrible: never clocked that, myself
MegaDosX: Yeah that's weird
multeyemeteor: I did not know that
HadesLeprechaun: learned that from watching some cEDH games
UnknownFriday: Magic: The Gathering!
fcloud: "grinding station top" somebody's been reading my tindr reviews
Mr_Horrible: a precedent set by *checks notes* Original Mirrodin Block, known for printing only fair cards
J_trans_rights: wait @mrayeaxe you were almost right
Nimiphi: urza grinding station is a fun combo too
Mr_Horrible: and thank god for that
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: don cherry sucks
MrAyeAxe:
Okay we're halfway there, we just need to put Phlage on a skateboard @J_trans_rights and we're reallly cooking
Delmsh: Yeah unfortunately Serge missed at least one maybe two urza spins on earlier turns
WiJohn: @MrAyeAxe Or perhaps a baseball bat?
Zellmer:
But what if you visit an attraction after banding 2 creatures that have cipher sorceries that let you cast them on a trigger, and somebody time stops. Magic! 
LRRbot: Waterlogged Teachings [3{U/B}] (back: Inundated Archive) | Instant | Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
before_damage: Displaying the graveyard as distinct columns is strange to look at for me not that I don’t have organizational habits that are odd to others
Nimiphi: instant OR card with flash
before_damage: @Nimiphi seven mana opposition agent
J_trans_rights: you can find spectral sailor
LaeliaTBR: @J_trans_rights now we're cooking
multeyemeteor: jeez Serge... outing yourself like this
Micalovits: Egg with Urza is potentially very silly
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah this is way above my pay grade
Micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
LaeliaTBR: kinda sad that serge int on dredge given the last north 100
Fruan: Being wrong is Chat's job! Like I'm doing right now!
jwholla: i think serge is doing his best
before_damage: I could have sword serge has played decks in this vein
actualnst: PAPER magic. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!? I love the Back to the Future Vibe. Back to the Future 17,
WiJohn: The best, most handsome and most reliable source for takes!
fcloud: when serge said "i've never played eggs, i dont know the best way", i literally heard wheeler get excited
Nimiphi: you can waterlogged teachings for Vedalken Aethermage to tutor for archaeomancer to bring back the teachings to go get-
Poley5: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah I tried using that and it wont update the database or even download any sets to test it with
HadesLeprechaun: wasn't Serge being bullied to play Dredge in the latest set reviews, as something he would enjoy?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm not wrong; my goals are inscrutable, and you don't see where I'm going with it.
paulthemapguy: Aluminum is made out of carbon fibers! See! We are perfectly great at being wrong
philmusgrave87: I missed it, does Serge run underworld breach?
Mr_Horrible: close enough; welcome back, Nettle Sentinel and Heritage Druid
before_damage: Hey Wheeler, do you have any interesting academy decks you’d recommend. I usually play paradox academy but I’m not sure it’s great to bring to Vegas.
Micalovits: Yea, getting cathar commando or solitude is great
paulthemapguy: Is that Ben trying to be intimidating lol "my deck is sick actually!"
hidingbox: Almost as much if its the name
HadesLeprechaun: yeah just stapled that extra couple words on an already great tutor + land
EbDorian: !decks
Micalovits: !decks
before_damage: Unfortunately it is still 2020
philmusgrave87: thanks.
LoadingReadyRun: @Poley5 ya, the built-in sets can be glitchy. It works well with a custom card set, though
benjamin_wheeler: @before_damage I won a YJ tournament with a version of Paradox that’s more controlling that’s quite fun. I’ve also been enjoying Timmy Tinker
fcloud: @Dread_Pirate_Westley you, my friend, have a future in politics
before_damage: Combo control? that’s my favorite
before_damage: thanks wheeler
Nimiphi: surprised he didnt equip shadowspear last turn
LoadingReadyRun: a Memory Lapse memory lapse?
Micalovits: Being able to instant speed mill is big
Micalovits: He could mill himself and spin top again if its all bad
LaeliaTBR: waterlogged teachings my beloved
hidingbox: Ever teachings for teachings? Peak magic.
HadesLeprechaun: hard to believe this is still the game where Ben was at like 8, Serge at 24 with a 9/9 trample lifelinker
Mr_Horrible: tokens... so fragile... so ephemeral...
BrowneePointz: Actei Sensei to the tune of Jungle Boogie
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Poley5: @Poley5 I also tried custom sets and it just wouldnt work for me
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
ekplayscards: Oh we are GAMING
Mr_Horrible: chromatic sphere, still a champ after all these years
J_trans_rights: egg
EbDorian:
love a good stack 
yohini_: e double g s
EbDorian: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:18:53.
LRRbot: Legion Extruder [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
Delmsh: But Wheeler we HATE when canlander goes long
fcloud: yeah, "too much great content" doesnt seem like such a bad outcome
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
fcloud:
ofc, im not the one waiting in line to play 
definenull: Oop
Juliamon: oh no, a really interesting match, how terrible
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oop
multeyemeteor: "You're doing it Serg...Peter!"
MrAyeAxe:
God that really slow Divining Top is just doing no work at all
Micalovits: Eh, Serge wins in a turn or two
Mustang_Redcloak: At least its not a Standstill
raulghoulia: paul play the adult laugh track
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definenull: Wonder what are Ben's outs
HadesLeprechaun: vandalblast is common in this format, right?
multeyemeteor: I'm looking forward to the 60 min game 3... honestly
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
moseph_jedi: pending probably
LaeliaTBR: goodbye senseis top
BrowneePointz: Love that Dismember art
thraximore: which member
LaeliaTBR: card was too slow anyway
EbDorian: !card dismember
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
GasCityGaming:
card reader says no, too fancy 
multeyemeteor: top will be back... it always comes back
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
fcloud: we got some thicc graveyards
multeyemeteor: Pasta U is where I took my masters
before_damage: Oh wow, Japanese archives DT went up in price
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
before_damage: wish I hadn’t traded away my tainted pact
J_trans_rights: we all tap minamo
fcloud: !card whoa whoa whoa
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: !card minamo
LRRbot: Minamo | Plane — Kamigawa | Whenever a player casts a spell, that player may draw a card. / Whenever chaos ensues, each player may return a blue card from their graveyard to their hand.
Diabore: !card minamo, school
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
luckycat3291: Are you still having fun
multeyemeteor: another Ensnaring Bridge?
LaeliaTBR: the fabled second ensaring bridge
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Diabore: serge took the cauldron stack with bens cards
scarysoft: Other people can play next month.
before_damage: I’m fine with a long stream /hh
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun
aitsu100: cauldron check did bn get his cards back
neisan2112: Serge has Ben cards
Mr_Horrible:
some replay review with Coach Wheeler later
Delmsh: Good job to both of you for navigating that beast of a game though!
Sealtest: he wanted to handle wheeler
fcloud: Canadian Highlander: There Can Be Only One (Match)
hidingbox: Did Ben have plow to search for in the deck when he cast spell seeker?
Micalovits: Where's wheeler? The new where's waldo!
fcloud: coach wheeler, preparing to enumerate the ways Serge could have won: *takes off shoes*
BrowneePointz: You're doing great with an archetype you've never played
Mr_Horrible: it's a learning experience
solarsheeptoken: paul’s actually urza
Mr_Horrible:
he needs a cigarette
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: he needs to hydrate
Mr_Horrible:
Haroldholmes25: thumbs up emoji
aitsu100: really enjoy this matchup
lamina5432: been fun
Boon_33:
rensti14: this is a blast!
62MGcobra: turn counter starts at 5?
before_damage: Immensely fun
yohini_: loving this
baanvoyage: please tell serge I said “yippee”
Strebenherz: it's good to see y'all play
NotCainNorAbel:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its been very funny
dungeonmasteralek: Hwck yeah
before_damage: I will be rewatching this vod many times
Delmsh:
Talk_Gibberish: mulling for the bauble
Mr_Horrible: just hit him with that turn 1 ragavan, Serge
moseph_jedi: Always nice to watch you guys try new decks
KWardJenx:
100 Having a darn good time. Thank you very much.
before_damage: Urza’s saga makes a lot of hands keepable
EbDorian:
I'm gonna need y'all to put at least three spells on the stack at once again 
BeefcakeEmperor: Cards? Sideways
62MGcobra: in this house we turn creatures sideways
multeyemeteor: Why you always oooh'ing
Micalovits: You know, a big creature is its own reward!
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
goombalax: thats a great 7 in commander
Mr_Horrible: get this man another water
moseph_jedi: he just got back
Sealtest: are you saying he isnt always handsome?
baneless27: lol no joy anymore?
MegaDosX: I thought Serge was the sewer deck
thraximore: hm. I somehow doubt they possess a serialized retro foil DRS.
thraximore: but stranger things have happened
Talk_Gibberish: one surveil for the table, please
Talk_Gibberish: to share
fcloud: im still groaning at "sewer-veillance"
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
neisan2112: Oh I love his wild ride
GreatSacrificer: Et maintenant, accueillons... le Squelette!
BrowneePointz: T'undra
multeyemeteor: onvious shade
before_damage: Serge forgets Basics not duals
multeyemeteor: +b
Mr_Horrible:
LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
fcloud: he's got that tundra-forgettin' rizz
baneless27: its so cool that they put stock up in SoS
Juicy_Endeavor: OH this is the first FNPF I've got to see live.
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
multeyemeteor: this slow ass card
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
Mr_Horrible: "You ever go from 16 to 6 on turn 4?"
Mr_Horrible: 2nd one most days, yeah
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Simonark: Does TOS let the players call each other asscards?
fcloud: they don't know and, at this point, they're afraid to ask
BrowneePointz: eyyy I ordered the Sacred Foundry from that SHock cycle!
BrowneePointz: it looks neat
before_damage: @Simonark Based of the language FPS players use I’d say it’s allowed though it may get vods muted.
definenull: Time to trundle?
Mr_Horrible: Leoric said "get in there, kid"
LRRbot: Hide on the Ceiling [XU] | Instant | Exile X target artifacts and/or creatures. Return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
RatherLargeToad: oh what a feeling, we’re trolling on the ceiling
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
multeyemeteor: Flavor fail, it doesn't go to the ceiling, it goes underneath the bridge OR in a cave
Micalovits: TRoll about to do the jumpscare from Fellowship
before_damage: Their ceiling is our bridge
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
Gooseblast: Enter the Lotr step
multeyemeteor: One man's (or person's) ceiling is another's etc
Micalovits: !decks
EbDorian: !card wasteland
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
fcloud: cant wait to see angel and nelson play! or, depending on how this game goes, their successors
62MGcobra: there's other people playing tonight?!!!!
multeyemeteor: "I introduce the Mojave..."
loufghyslaufey: Cool-Landers. (NOT the token kind)
Micalovits: @62MGcobra Allegedly
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
LRRbot:
Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature — Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It can't be blocked this turn.
EbDorian:
^
Juliamon: To be fair, we haven't actually seen Angel or Nelly
Mustang_Redcloak:
Cannoneer
theamc2000: troll has super menace
Mr_Horrible: I'd prefer he kappa didn'tneer
definenull:
Love that still gets emoted
BrowneePointz: Meganace
loufghyslaufey: Any link with a points list of cards attached to it for anyone asking?
goombalax: FROOT FROOT
definenull: Choo choo!
multeyemeteor: owl aboard is very good
before_damage: Is serge not gonna make a bird noise?
BrowneePointz: !card Skycoach Conductor
LRRbot: Skycoach Conductor // All Aboard | Skycoach Conductor [2U] | Creature — Bird Pilot [2/3] | Flash / Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // All Aboard [U] | Instant | Exile target non-Pilot creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
theamc2000: ok
Spades_Slicc: Froot! Froot!
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
J_trans_rights: TROLL NOOO
LRRbot: Skycoach Conductor // All Aboard | Skycoach Conductor [2U] | Creature — Bird Pilot [2/3] | Flash / Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // All Aboard [U] | Instant | Exile target non-Pilot creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
EbDorian: !canlander
before_damage: Choo c-hoot
definenull: Such great art
e_bloc: gotta keep trollin trollin trollin trollin
EbDorian:
whoa, didn't Murinho memes from Wheeler 
EbDorian: *didn't expect
insanecat6mtg:
definenull: Piloting a new deck is hard!
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lamina5432: gg
KWardJenx: Hell yeah!
archand1spider: dang I am so used to watching vods I got surprised by an actual break
62MGcobra: i should finish my current rewatch of road quest
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neisan2112: Oh right LIVE tomorrow!
fcloud: twitch won't let me fast-forward past live? bug? mods?
dumbo3k: @fcloud Sorry, no Future Sight for you
Mr_Horrible: @fcloud pretty sure cHustle investigated this very phenomenon, ages ago
neisan2112: @fcloud Yeah I thought Paul fixed this problem already
EbDorian:
Champions on ITYC?!
InfiniTokens: Welcome back!
J_trans_rights: Ben ulmer won the sleepiness competition
BrowneePointz: Ah Yes, Mono White Controlken
InfiniTokens: Tokens? What are those?
BrowneePointz: Good ole Beefslabs
predrag11: All the emperors and the Elspeths
chaos5896: Sun's champ?
nyc_mtg: omg its angel!!!
neisan2112: Angel's deck looks siiick
BrowneePointz: Wheeler makes tokens for profit, Angel makes tokens for Tax Evasion
Micalovits: I hope Wheeler is on the bonus sheet card
yofl: excited to see both of these decks
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
thraximore: I really like the concept of Angel's deck
J_trans_rights: thunder my falls
Decaped: Can't wait for The Two Ring
e_bloc: lets gideon
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
Mr_Horrible: [Veils in Japanese]
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.
InfiniTokens: @Decaped Then there's five golden rings around Christmas time
nyc_mtg: is that a ~*~beta~*~ plains
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Micalovits: Damn, angel on polymorph? Lets go!
BrowneePointz: he did an interview about what he was trying to describe
nyc_mtg: that kid's name? ben ulmer
LRRbot: Commercial District | Land — Mountain Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: OH he was trying to quote Phil from Hercules! @LoadingReadyRun
fcloud: fetching for time
fcloud: angel is pure and uncorrupted by meme culture
LRRbot: March of Otherworldly Light [XW] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.
Strebenherz:
definenull: Huh. Good on them
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
MrAyeAxe: Deditated wam pops up in my head from time to time too haha
MegaDosX: Didn't the turtles kid show up in the news recently?
InfiniTokens: Ben has Mystical Tooted? Did he eat Mystical Beans?
MegaDosX: Like a where are they now thing?
macintose: Damn Daniel
JDMan94: *slaps self* Ah
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
HadesLeprechaun: gotta find out what peanut butter baby is up to in 10 years
definenull:
nyc_mtg: ah.
Mr_Horrible: they'll have moved on to b
Mr_Horrible: a
JDMan94: Helll yeah
neisan2112: a
hd_dabnado: arent we all peanut butter babies in the end
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
BrowneePointz: ye had to look it up. He did an interview with buzzfeed a few years ago but apparently he was trying to quote Disney's Hercules and just...fumbled so hard
Mr_Horrible: who among us
definenull: Reprieve?
drewm1022: You don't bury survivors duh.
Mr_Horrible: the man crash landed on a deserted island, and...
BrowneePointz: the tuskens march single file to hide their numbers
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Sand Scout [1W] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, create a 1/1 red, green, and white Sand Warrior creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
BrowneePointz: Oh this card!
BrowneePointz: this one's pretty neat
Gooseblast:
Love this scout 
eshplode: I love this card
MegaDosX: Oh this is from the Yuma precon
goombalax: Yuma yuma, eh?
Mr_Horrible: Tot-tania
Micalovits: Why does it make Sand Warriors, but is not itself a Sand Scout. I am so sad
LRRbot: Verdant Command [1G] | Instant | Choose two — / • Target player creates two tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / • Counter target loyalty ability of a planeswalker. / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Target player gains 3 life.
drewm1022: To synergize with Hazezon Tamar, of course.
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Willowrush Verge | Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {T}: Add {G}. Activate only if you control a Forest or an Island.
nyc_mtg: artifact count still 5, the 6th damage was from the sentinel
LRRbot: Yuna's Decision [3G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Continue the Pilgrimage — Sacrifice a creature. If you do, draw a card, then you may put a creature card and/or a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / • Find Another Way — Return one or two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Mr_Horrible: Yuna-Time Decision
ghizmou: angel has always been very good at drawing
LRRbot: Summon: Bahamut [9] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Dragon [9/9] | I, II — Destroy up to one target nonland permanent. / III — Draw two cards. / IV — Mega Flare — This creature deals damage equal to the total mana value of other permanents you control to each opponent. / Flying
Mr_Horrible: if this card were lore accurate you could choose both
J_trans_rights: another way
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
Mustang_Redcloak:
jaimeblacken: flavorful
Strebenherz: oh daaang
EbDorian:
oh 
e_bloc: yikes
thraximore: big beefy BOY
terminaltractor: Whoa, the flavor!!!
HadesLeprechaun: now we've moved on to the Final Fantasy card era
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: "They're megaflaring my ass in the QRT's"
e_bloc: Im pretty sure those yikes have bikes
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
JDMan94: @Mr_Horrible At least they aren't Zetaflaring
Mr_Horrible: damn, Wheeler's a colonialist...
terminaltractor: Yuna'd Final Aeon was the friends we made along the way ?
Mustang_Redcloak: Trading a squirrel for a dragon. Not much of a decision on Yuna's part.
BrowneePointz: Big Meaty Claws
J_trans_rights: the fuck is happening
e_bloc: your hands are tiny? your will is tiny
Micalovits: LRR is happening
theamc2000: 7 pm magic
hd_dabnado: im not gonna say it
ProcyonFlynn: 2 Hours into mtg "have you ever just looked at your hands?"
LRRbot: Adanto, the First Fort (front: Legion's Landing) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
LRRbot: Summon: Good King Mog XII [4W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Moogle [4/4] | I — Create two 1/2 white Moogle creature tokens with lifelink. / II, III — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell this turn, create a token that's a copy of a non-Saga token you control. / IV — Put two +1/+1 counters on each other Moogle you control. / Flying, lifelink
Mr_Horrible: do you think the members of the rival fort call Adanto "the WORST fort"?
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: how about that Evercold Ben
terminaltractor: Lord of all the land!
theamc2000: two 1/2
JDMan94: oh speaking of, happy for all the 14 players
terminaltractor: Kupo!!!
HadesLeprechaun: we really are hitting the FF block of cards
Strebenherz: get moogled
Cannes_L: I want to build both of these decks... damn
ProcyonFlynn: Avatar Moogles?
terminaltractor: FFXIV new expansion hype
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
e_bloc: mystical tutor finds natural order
Toxxick: I mean, there is considerable overlap between Moogles and ATLAB Lemurs
niccus: two of them...
BrowneePointz: I feel like Wheeler would enjoy the Moogle Mog theme song
EbDorian: !card Saproling Migration
LRRbot: Saproling Migration [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker {4} / Create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens. If this spell was kicked, create four of those tokens instead.
HadesLeprechaun: and hey, as per the beginning of the stream, the 5 mana creature ended the match
Micalovits: Quarry is sick
LRRbot: Lazotep Quarry | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color. / {X}{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. Activate only as a sorcery.
MrAyeAxe: Play selesnya with king mog and sprout swarm, we got a stew going
Toxxick: My friend insisted on learning to play Magic with the Vesua deck and it broke their brain
thraximore: your friend has... an interesting approach
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
Mr_Horrible: @Toxxick jumping in at the fathomless end
HadesLeprechaun: Omo is certainly a Magic card that can go wild
BrowneePointz: Ulalek do be a menace tho
Sealtest: my mom doesnt let me have a mox
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
thraximore: woako
Mr_Horrible: kinda wanted that mox to be an elk
terminaltractor: 🫎
Micalovits: Coward move to not elk the mox
e_bloc: there goes tokyo
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
thraximore:
Mr_Horrible: it's on the bonus sheet!
MegaDosX: *Kill Bill sirens*
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [−1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [−2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
definenull: Crisis averted!
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
adept_nekomancer: Wreckage has been permanently settled.
Mr_Horrible: I feel like playing Inkshield against Angel is stolen valor
LRRbot: Yuna's Decision [3G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Continue the Pilgrimage — Sacrifice a creature. If you do, draw a card, then you may put a creature card and/or a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / • Find Another Way — Return one or two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Mustang_Redcloak:
Mr_Horrible: the game time yuna time decision
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Aeons Torn [{15}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [15/15] | This spell can't be countered. / When you cast this spell, take an extra turn after this one. / Flying, protection from spells that are one or more colors, annihilator 6 / When Emrakul is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
MegaDosX: Oh.
niccus: it's not progenitus!
MurphEP: Oh
Gooseblast: Close guess!
e_bloc: ok
terminaltractor: Imagine if FF10's plot had Yuna sacrificing a food elk to summon an Eldritch monstrosity
adept_nekomancer: Yuna has decided on the end of the world apparently.
MegaDosX: What was it Ben was saying earlier about big Eldrazi?
Mustang_Redcloak: I am liking Yuna's villain arc here
niccus: a turducken of a food, containing a live elk containing emrakul
terminaltractor: Yuna woke up and chose violence
davkmo: by god it's emrakul with a steel chair
BrowneePointz: Angel was ready, hit you with Mom Spaghetti
Micalovits: @Mustang_Redcloak Let her have some fun with the tentacle girl!
Mr_Horrible:
don't you just fuckin' hate it when you tear your aeon?
HadesLeprechaun: Oko chilling with Emrakul
Decaped: mox into 15 drop seems good
Storm__404: was that what she drew?
J_trans_rights: I remember when Yuna killed god with Emrakul
predrag11: Is Wheeler on Farewell
davkmo: teenage mutant settle wreckage
Mr_Horrible: "Wait I can't make this joke, legally"
MegaDosX: Gavin's already calling a sniper on you
e_bloc: and the strixhaven mystical archive
Dog_of_Myth:
MrAyeAxe: I guess council's judgment is your sick out there?
BrowneePointz: Alopex is a hottie!
thraximore:
baneless27: LOL
baneless27: sorry caps
Manitu_25: it might even be advised lol
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
adept_nekomancer: "Don't mind me, I'm just over here intentionally failing perception checks"
Mr_Horrible: palming a canlander deck like a basketball
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Shurtal: not all of us have hand that can palm a Ham Haunch
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
Mustang_Redcloak: Can Wheeler palm a basketball?
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
MrAyeAxe: Shaq plays battle of wits just to make shuffling feel better
Mustang_Redcloak: TIL
nyc_mtg: but you can't tuna fish
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
Micalovits: Damn, thats gotta feel good
theamc2000: cool souls linger
baneless27: who doesnt like a good lingering?
General_Pants: very shiny vista
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
thraximore:
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
hidingbox: Now if wheeler plays intangible virtue, should he just win?
PowrOfFriendship_: Damn, Angel's deck is sick
hidingbox: off of being block illegal
LoadingReadyRun: @MrAyeAxe with all the random goofy things Shaq has done in the last few years, I wouldn't be surprised if he's played some mtg
definenull: ooh
MegaDosX: That is very fancy
adept_nekomancer: Oh, that's clever
yofl: whoaa
nyc_mtg: yoooooo
fcloud: just some chill friday night Shaqmander
thraximore: oh neat
theamc2000: elkolay
Strebenherz: that's a cool idea
Mr_Horrible: Hecatomb had similar stuff
Mr_Horrible: with the plastic pentagonal cards
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
Mr_Horrible: GOD I miss that game
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Juicy_Endeavor: Gloom card game also has those
LRRbot: Glimmer Lens [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Whenever equipped creature and at least one other creature attack, draw a card. / Equip {1}{W}
theamc2000: Red Bull?
Juicy_Endeavor: Much fun game.
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Mustang_Redcloak: Backstreets back. Alright!
definenull: gesundheit?
e_bloc: on stream?
Mr_Horrible: douse it have the double s, or the esset?
theamc2000: why like tigger?
MegaDosX: Zwielichtige Hintergasse
Mr_Horrible: I don't know the ascii code for esset, so
MegaDosX: Sick!
Mr_Horrible: love this card
definenull: heck yeah!
definenull: lets go
Dog_of_Myth: Let's Go!!!
yofl: oh baby
Grimnus: Get him
thraximore: get GOT
LRRbot: Arachnogenesis [2G] | Instant | Create X 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is the number of creatures attacking you. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Spider creatures.
MegaDosX: Never thought I'd hear Ben say that
PowrOfFriendship_: God I love Fog
definenull: Ben Ulmer: known spider enjoyer
Mr_Horrible: kiss your board goodbye wheelie boy
Mustang_Redcloak: what a blowout
thraximore: NOT just a commander card!
Shurtal: Spider Fog, Spider Fog, it's 14 times better than Fogging Frog!
Decaped: green settle the wreckage
e_bloc: its been a while since I've seen a grown man cry
thraximore: lmao
Sealtest: wheeler if she hits you " in game " just blink twice
Gooseblast:
Fog meta
Mr_Horrible: fuckin' love arachnogenesis
definenull: woomy?
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LoadingReadyRun: Spider the Wreckage?
archand1spider: settle the spiders?
theamc2000: !card set wreck
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
PowrOfFriendship_: Settle the Webbage?
Decaped: Spider the Settlement
archand1spider: @PowrOfFriendship_ oooh
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
J_trans_rights: abzan dogs
definenull:
MegaDosX: WHAT
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Aeons Torn [{15}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [15/15] | This spell can't be countered. / When you cast this spell, take an extra turn after this one. / Flying, protection from spells that are one or more colors, annihilator 6 / When Emrakul is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Dog_of_Myth:
yofl: wooooooo
nyc_mtg: LOL
PowrOfFriendship_: I'm still upset we didn't get any Spider-Man tokens for the Apider-Man Arachnogenesis
thraximore:
hidingbox: cool dude
MegaDosX: Angel how
Gooseblast:
ben_snipes: wooo
waitupholdaminute: !card mahamoti djinn
LRRbot: Mahamoti Djinn [4UU] | Creature — Djinn [5/6] | Flying
e_bloc:
terminaltractor: We have inklings but not octolings??? Do you wanna restart the great turf war!?!
MrAyeAxe:
I smell evenings maybe being ruined in a future FNPF
theamc2000: die up pig?
theamc2000: is that like updog?
definenull: oh thats a reader?
goombalax: Lush Portico said ACAB
BrowneePointz: BIG ELK!
davkmo: by god it's emrakul and 15 spiders with 16 steel chairs
Mr_Horrible: "I can't let you have *ALL* the elks!"
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice this creature: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
LRRbot: Pact of Negation [0] | Instant | Counter target spell. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {3}{U}{U}. If you don't, you lose the game.
MegaDosX: Wow
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
archand1spider: noooo
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
MegaDosX: An answer!
r10pez10: was that a good charlotte reference
Micalovits: Yes we do, the moon
Morrigan9: palace guard "sir, come this way"
JDMan94: The moon being Gay Baby Jail makes sense tbh
Dog_of_Myth:
predrag11: !card pact of negation
LRRbot: Pact of Negation [0] | Instant | Counter target spell. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {3}{U}{U}. If you don't, you lose the game.
ghyllnox:
davkmo: imagine posting bail for emrakul
hidingbox: Turns out Innistrad's moon was the jail all along
EbDorian:
First the moon, now _this_? 
nyc_mtg: my monarchy! the spiders they do nothing!
Mr_Horrible:
emrakul: 
Mr_Horrible: "I was framed!"
predrag11: !card shefet dunes
LRRbot: Shefet Dunes | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {W}. / {2}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Toby, Beastie Befriender [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Toby enters, create a 4/4 white Beast creature token with "This token can't attack or block alone." / As long as you control four or more creature tokens, creature tokens you control have flying.
Micalovits: Thats sorcery
ben_snipes: shefet is sorcery
nyc_mtg: toby, beastie boy
predrag11: The desert is sorcery
EbDorian:
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
davkmo: sorcery!
BrowneePointz: Zombie with the Reeboks
Mr_Horrible: I want to go back to duskmorne but remove 95% of anachronisms
Micalovits: The monkeys found an error! Time to be loud!
PowrOfFriendship_: I want to go back to duskmourn and triple the anachronisms
Mr_Horrible: some of them they did good stuff with
BrowneePointz: avishkar
asthanius: I love the idea of kids with beasties like pokemon to kill the house's horrors
PowrOfFriendship_: Make the house bigger and give us ten times as many rooms, too
LoadingReadyRun: @davkmo If you're Emerkul who do you call with your one phone call, Kozilek or Ulamog?
LRRbot: Forbidden Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you tap this land for mana, target opponent creates a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.
Mustang_Redcloak: Duskmourn seemed to be a cool setting where a demon is the entire plane. But then you get just random "hey remember this thing from the 80'?"
LRRbot: Summon: Leviathan [4UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Leviathan [6/6] | I — Return each creature that isn't a Kraken, Leviathan, Merfolk, Octopus, or Serpent to its owner's hand. / II, III — Until end of turn, whenever a Kraken, Leviathan, Merfolk, Octopus, or Serpent attacks, draw a card. / Ward {2}
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun Kozilek is a known prankster, they'd just ask if our fridge is running
r10pez10: in a gadda da vida baby
J_trans_rights: big fan of the monster design of duskmourn, but yeah the 80s stuff is kinda weird.
davkmo: @LoadingReadyRun Call Nahiri she's always breaking things out at inopportune moments
Grimnus: Brutal
HadesLeprechaun: I thought the 'valgavoth entire plane is a haunted house' thing was rad, and didn't care for kinda weird 80s references
jaimeblacken: I play this in my Aboshan deck
PowrOfFriendship_: @Mustang_Redcloak The "demon is the entire plane" thing was actually the bit I liked the least. The 80s horror vibes were really fun imo
J_trans_rights: hot take
MrAyeAxe: Make some room for a leviathan next to emmy LUl
MegaDosX: "What're you in for?" - Emrakul, probably
Mustang_Redcloak: Big jail
definenull: that is not a pairing I would expect
PowrOfFriendship_: We've had gothic and eldritch horror planes, now we get 80s slasher horror
Morrigan9: "what are you in for?"
thraximore: Paliano's dungeons are DEEP
r10pez10: i hope angel wipes his board a third time
rogerivany: I assume the jail cell is a tardis.
LRRbot: Oath of Druids [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
thraximore:
dci promo
MegaDosX: Oath trigger Wheeler
J_trans_rights: palace jailer, humanities strongest soldier
theamc2000: the jail has a swimming pool
predrag11: Time to see what's in that box
MegaDosX:
I guess he said no
MegaDosX: Suddenly, Hidetsugu's Second Rite
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Toby, Beastie Befriender [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Toby enters, create a 4/4 white Beast creature token with "This token can't attack or block alone." / As long as you control four or more creature tokens, creature tokens you control have flying.
LRRbot: Scavenger Grounds | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all graveyards.
LRRbot: Summon: Bahamut [9] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Dragon [9/9] | I, II — Destroy up to one target nonland permanent. / III — Draw two cards. / IV — Mega Flare — This creature deals damage equal to the total mana value of other permanents you control to each opponent. / Flying
definenull: huge dragon god kills a little guy
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
kopflurch123: Shefet dunes activation is only sorcery speed
predrag11: Toby seems like the pick
MrAyeAxe: I want to send Toby to the Riptide Lab, what an unexpected Wizard
MegaDosX: Maybe they're on the ISS and their latency is terrible
Joecool190: oath is upkeep right?
kopflurch123: I thought its obvious and others said it haha
Joecool190: you would get second chapter
ben_snipes: y'all just missed the block of us saying when it happened
MegaDosX: Yeah Wheeler also gets an Oath trigger but it's a may
MegaDosX: So he can just say no
BrowneePointz: The only upkeep that matters is your room upkeep chat. Get to sweeping!
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
definenull: oh no
Micalovits: He also has the most creatures
nyc_mtg: he's emblem maxxing. can't wait for the ring to tempt him next
kopflurch123: Also its 4 in the morning here
davkmo: naturalize 2 has never been more playable in canlander
J_trans_rights: @nyc_mtg that’s kind of what white does these days
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
butt_ghost: old art sol ring upside down look like an ipod nano
definenull:
LRRbot: Reverse Engineer [3UU] | Sorcery | Improvise / Draw three cards.
LRRbot: Defend the Rider [G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / • Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."
Joecool190: Angel should have a second lore counter on her Saga creature, it entered upkeep, so it gets a counter during her draw step
nyc_mtg: love this card
MegaDosX: Oh yeah it should
MegaDosX: Oh well
predrag11: What's the land under thundering falls
ben_snipes: wasteland
davkmo: @butt_ghost oh man it does
definenull: spicyyy
MegaDosX: Oh boy
LRRbot: Agent of Treachery [5UU] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | When this creature enters, gain control of target permanent. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more permanents you don't own, draw three cards.
Decaped: who knows how missed triggers get resolved now, lol
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J_trans_rights: damn. I thought agent was too commander pilled
EbDorian:
EDM 1–0 ANA, 1st Per.
definenull: getting back leviathan is a little awkward tho
Grimnus: They are unleashed
MegaDosX: !card oath of druids
LRRbot: Oath of Druids [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
Mustang_Redcloak:
No Oath trigger for Wheeler.
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
Grimnus: Back in the bag
MegaDosX: Palace Jailer earning his pay
Mr_Horrible: "God I love my job"
ben_snipes: free the leviathan, it did nothing wrong
Maximals2000: god this game
davkmo: Emrakul: "So what are you in for?" Leviathan: [unholy screech]
r10pez10: this is an all-timer
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
definenull: uh oh
Micalovits: Huh, maybe stealing the 1/1 was the right move. Weird AF game
r10pez10: lingering souls into arachnogenesis
MegaDosX: This game has taken some turns
MegaDosX: Oh that might do it
definenull: its da bois
nyc_mtg: OOOOH
theamc2000: reroll
nan_de_mo_nai: a pair of RUDE DUDES
davkmo: oh BABY
LRRbot: Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers [5{R/G}{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [7/7] | Trample, haste / Whenever Raph & Mikey attack, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and attacking and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Tapped and attacking notably
BrowneePointz: Raph and Mikey stlap
LoadingReadyRun: Palace Jailer puts his handcuffs around the leviathan's toe
ben_snipes: raph attack
jaimeblacken: draw step
davkmo: this is one of the game of all time holy crap
LRRbot: Agent of Treachery [5UU] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | When this creature enters, gain control of target permanent. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more permanents you don't own, draw three cards.
waitupholdaminute: Mutant Ninja Turtle creature type is inspired
MegaDosX: Atraxa could be game changing here
MegaDosX: There she is
definenull: OH BABY
LRRbot: Atraxa, Grand Unifier [3GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel [7/7] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / When Atraxa enters, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
yofl: let's goooo
Mr_Horrible: can you say 7 lifelink?
PowrOfFriendship_: This deck slaps
Micalovits: Could have been 10/10 untouchable
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
definenull: angel this deck is amazing
Decaped: planeswalker off atraxa, so nice
davkmo: this rocks so hard
Mr_Horrible: this is so cool
LoadingReadyRun: well known hero team: Raph, Mikey & Atraxa
MegaDosX: Angel this is beautiful
r10pez10: hell yeah
J_trans_rights: angel makes cool decks
r10pez10: kick his but angel
ben_snipes: i need this list to coverter to aus;ander
raze667: player at 1 life. "I need a blue card"
definenull:
nyc_mtg: hahahaha
MegaDosX: Hard Evidence hell yeah
ben_snipes: auslander*
adept_nekomancer:
nyc_mtg: craben inspector pog
davkmo: @LoadingReadyRun Teenage Mutant Phyrexian Angels, Teenage Mutant Phyrexian Angels!
definenull: GG!
insanecat6mtg:
Grimnus: What a game
gibbousm: Respect for Detective Crab
thraximore: YEEEEAH
yofl: incredible game
Sealtest: TURTLES FOR THE WIN
nyc_mtg: LETS GOOOOO
Mr_Horrible: cool-ass match
thraximore:
Gooseblast: GG WP
thraximore: what a game
davkmo: magic the absolute gathering
Rustymugs: raph is so good
EbDorian: !decks for @ben_snipes ?
Mustang_Redcloak: Powerful Magic
Sealtest: and people say turtles was a bad set
Pintyhet: holy crap what a win.
Micalovits: The only way it could have been better would have been "settle in response?"
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r10pez10: lingering souls
before_damage: Did I miss the game with Nelly?
Mr_Horrible: this was super cool
Juliamon: Nelly probably had to head home, he's a family man
Micalovits: @before_damage Someone spent 1 hour and 40 mins on their match
neisan2112: I guess Nelly had to go home
davkmo: Sometimes you magic the gathering, sometimes the magic gathers you
Mr_Horrible: "Atraxa flipped off a ninja turtle" the turtle: "What she say fuck ME for???"
before_damage: Nelly remains a cypher
GhostValv: worst possible commander show live
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definenull: its LRL's 10th(?) anniversary?
aerohydra: next month
Mr_Horrible: "12 hours of Sprong, on Rhythm Cafe"
MegaDosX: Oh boy
goombalax: TESSSS Mayhem!
Mr_Horrible: I gotta catch up on the latter half of last week's vod
definenull:
the boys got spooped? 
Mr_Horrible: RE knows how to present its spooks, it's true
Dog_of_Myth:
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
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MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
insanecat6mtg: Goodnight everyone!
BeefcakeEmperor: But wait, Ben, I'm already home!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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