Crossing the Streams || Super Battle Golf 2 : Golf Harder

 TehAmelie: best of luck
SaxPython: I hate that.  Having to call the Dr. like "yeah actually I do need it".  I help chase stuff like that down for my partner
 LadyAiluros: this is why I'm not on ADHD meds even though I should be
 LadyAiluros: I don't want to have to do the insurance and GoodRX and whatever else dance with it
 LadyAiluros: just give me my effin' meds
  Juliamon: I was lucky last week that the one rx that didn't go through was a generic old enough that it only cost $19 out of pocket, but I don't know if this week's would be as lucky
 LadyAiluros: when my dad got out of the hospital he had a med that would have been 300 a month with medicare.
 LadyAiluros: PCP got him on something cheaper
  Juliamon: it's such s racket
 LadyAiluros: yeah
 LadyAiluros: my retired physician uncle said sometimes they get kickbacks for prescribing the expensive stuff
 LadyAiluros: healthcare in this country sucks
 Manae: Golf 2: Gulf's Revenge?
 Manae: golf's that is
SaxPython: Putter's revenge?
 LadyAiluros: Golf 2: Electric Boogaloo
 SnackPak_: 
 TehAmelie: Golf 2: Judgment Day
 Dog_of_Myth: Golf 2: VW Rides Again.
  Juliamon: Golf 2: This Time It's Personal
 TehAmelie: Golf 2 Turbo
 TehAmelie: ah, those were some weird times, when Capcom put out 17 distinct iterations of Street Fighter 2
 Diabore: whats this? whats this? theres ARAM in the air
  Juliamon: nah, that's the air freshener
 Diabore: just saw the schedule change
 ihlendrax: !box
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 DaxStrife: Golf 2: The Search for More Birdies
 Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
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 neisan2112: Oh more Jolf I see
 SnackPak_:   
 TheAinMAP:   
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Super Battle Golf) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Mai_Andra: Golf: The Next Week
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Manae:      
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 TehAmelie: signal received!
 Mr_Horrible: Toy R Us lives
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 DaxStrife: A Jiraffe playing Jolf!
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 TehAmelie: is that jiraffe playing jolf?
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 kdefinition: @Diabore my guess is alex
 saucemaster5000: I hear there a two stinkers and one very handsome person coming in from the the trogs tonight
  Juliamon: Vrolik is Vrolik
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 Alahmnat: Ahh, the totally normal and peaceful game of golf.
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 Omthebox: Vrolick is in fact, Vrolick
 TheMerricat: Evening chat, I'm typing to you from my basement as two overlapping tornado warnings are hitting with the weather station talking about everywhere but where I'm at. 
 Diabore: @kdefinition could also be a person from adams chat because i saw canadianbacon and itsr67
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 Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat 
 public_key_reveal_party: @TheMerricat stay safe!
  Juliamon: they are community members, yes
 thebuzzstreams: @TheMerricat Yikes! Hopefully you and yours stay safe!
therepoman__: Howdy gamers
 saucemaster5000: (yes, vrolik bacoin and itsr are from us gremlins in the seabats discord)
   Anubis169: Hope it completely misses you and everybody
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, Midwest is getting hit tonight
 Mr_Horrible: @Diabore yes, vrolik is a chatter and trog
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 Laurence72: I DO like this new going online screen though
 lamina5432: evenin
 CaptainSpam: GOLPH
 Diabore: @Mr_Horrible good ol trog delights
 Mr_Horrible: lol the hat clips through the cart
 Diabore: ah, bens driving
 letfireraindown: Hi all! Looks like running last week's game again! It was a lot of fun
therepoman__: goodbye adam
 raulghoulia: will this battle golf also be ARAM?
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 Dog_of_Myth: o7 Adam
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 Diabore: @letfireraindown based on bluesky james seems to have come down with an ick
 TehAmelie: hat? you mean that's not a real giraffotaur?
 Mr_Horrible: I could hear the mario "WAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaoooooo...." on that launch
 Diabore: im not comfortable with the gyrating giraffe
 neisan2112: Ben Plz
  Juliamon: oh... sensual
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie y'know what, who am I to say, really?
therepoman__: 
 empyreon:  oh boy
 gualdhar: this is quite the shift
 Dog_of_Myth: Giraffe has got moves
 GamerCat88: work dem hips
 videogameprotagonist:  
 Rhynerd: @Diabore I did not see the message but I had a feeling James was unavailable for the original plan. Hopefully he feels better soon.
 Micalovits: Anyone else feel like its getting kinda hot in here?
 SnackPak_: this is entirely too suggestive
 TehAmelie: we can call this move the gyraffe
 KeytarCat: oooh, we back!
 thebuzzstreams: @Diabore The evil end of April head cold hits him again.
   Anubis169 dances
 Jennie_Fuchsia: BEN.
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm just thinking of the simpsons "nothing at all"
consolecowboy88: game so nice they’re doin it twice in a row
  Juliamon: nothing at all
 xantos69: I was told there is some totally ordinary golf going to happen here.  Is this true?
   Anubis169: we have gyrating giraffe on the screen too
 saucemaster5000: just like my fortune teller told me
 SnackPak_: gettem Nelly
 SnackPak_: 
 Rhynerd: To be fair, feeling well on the last Monday of April feels like a challenge I'm not doing well in myself, but watching LRR"s Supper Battle Golf Antics should help me feel better
 Mr_Horrible: you owe that tree a life debt, Ben
 CaptainSpam: Perfect time in the song to do that.
 neisan2112: INTO THE SEA
therepoman__: time to walk into the ocean
 TehAmelie: no don't get in the sea
 cmdrzellgaudis: I thought they were playing League tonight
  Juliamon: I'm desperately fighting to be the only person in my house to not catch the cold
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 neisan2112: 
 public_key_reveal_party: @cmdrzellgaudis last minute change of plans,
consolecowboy88: @rhynerd m two days away from my time of the month and I always feel both anxious and mopey
   Anubis169: Strap in chat!
 Mr_Horrible: damn, I like Chip Zeal 
  Juliamon: even though my sister worked so hard to import it from England
 darkcyril: No Ben. It's not worth it. Just take the penalty stroke!
 rosesmcgee: @Juliamon Godspeed
 TheAinMAP:   
 Fruan: Golf! Golf! Golf! Golf!
EphemeralOsprey: yessss I finally caught a livestream
 ghyllnox: @Juliamon 
 public_key_reveal_party: @EphemeralOsprey welcome in!
   Anubis169: Hellooooooooooooooo!!
 Omthebox: Hi Ben
 neisan2112:   
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon Ironically probably easier to get through customs than a regular gift
 TehAmelie: heeello
kusinohki: meows
 saucemaster5000: wat
 lamina5432:  
 TheWriterAleph: wat 
 SnackPak_: upgrade!
 Laurence72: WHA???????
   Anubis169 shakes hand
Vinewood_OG watched 40 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Cannonically not James
 Getter404: J...James?
 MAPBoardgames: LoadingReadyGolf
 WiJohn: He's who now?
 Drasvin: Hi Ben
 public_key_reveal_party: wait, you're not james?
 CaptainSpam: And you never WILL be James with THAT attitude!
consolecowboy88: what’s Ben got in that terrarium
 Scy_Anide: Hi Adam!
Despoiler98:    
 SnackPak_: truth
Mai_Andra: This is what Vanguard has done to James.
 Laurence72: They were in the car on Road Quest, so hard to tell if not the same.
kusinohki: not james?  skeptical.  I need to see you not fall into a hole...
RuiFaleiro: @consolecowboy88 snek
   Anubis169: Get well soon James 
 cmdrzellgaudis: doesn’t James always take it easy?
 Mr_Horrible: we need to get the Live James Reaction when he sees everyone doesn't have Diamond Boots anymore
 abaddon2501: This o
 GamerCat88: chaos golf
 Rhynerd: @consolecowboy88 Here's hoping it goes better than usual this month.
 30teracyte: the trogs are loose 
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therepoman__: 
 GamerCat88: 
   Anubis169: !store
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 awildshen: 
 saucemaster5000: 
 abaddon2501: This is way better than league. Feel better James
 Mr_Horrible: well... itsr and bacon are good, vrolik's more of an imp 
 Alahmnat: "experience James" isn't quite as snappy as "experience Beej" though
Mai_Andra: League of Beejlander?  Experience James experiencing League experiencing Beej.
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 Drasvin: !box
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 CaptainSpam: pls do not buy LRR merch with dollarydoos in other peoples' bank accounts without express permission
therepoman__: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: Good start
 SnackPak_: good start
Despoiler98: Good start
 Mr_Horrible: strong start
 empyreon:  aaaaaaaaa
 korvys: I appreciate only playing golf when golf-fan James is unavailable
 Alahmnat: good start
 Omthebox: Some filth
 CaptainSpam: The trogs!
Despoiler98:    
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 neisan2112: Good
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 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah they will
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 SnackPak_: thats the hope
 Omthebox: Almost certainly
 Diabore: pro tour top 8 competitor canadian bacon? pog
 Dog_of_Myth: Good plan.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Laurence72: I love how the voice lines come from the giraffe's neck
 lamina5432: adam would deserve it
 ProcyonFlynn: Erratic Wind is a fun setting
 cmdrzellgaudis: sound of iron pipes dropping
 Scy_Anide: Underwater levels!
 Omthebox: Ah yes, the back 45
 korvys: Ben, you can just set "all holes" and then limit 18
 darkcyril: An amuse-bouche of courses if you will
 Laurence72: A charcuterie of holes, a golcuterie, so to speak
kusinohki: 2.5 full courses??
 neisan2112: Only 9 holes
 Diabore: good dodge
before_damage: Hi Ben Ben, hope you’re feeling better.
 Rhynerd: Following the path of violence, I see
 TehAmelie: nine holes is as many as any person need i think
 Rhynerd: or would it be charting since he chose his targets?
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 Strebenherz: Howdy y'all
 Micalovits: So, does strokes matter, or just speed?
 Rhynerd: both
 Vinewood_OG: Messing with the rules tequilla sunrise style produces some pure chaos. Shorter games = more chances to mix it up?
 GamerCat88: o7
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 korvys: That's the problem with too many holes - not everyone can finish
 Laurence72: @Micalovits you get more points for less strokes
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: perfect
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 Mr_Horrible: hitting the Jon Bernthal early I see
 Rhynerd: getting there fastest affects your score (especially since you can DNF if you fail to finish a course about 45 seconds after the first person finishes), and doing to in the least amount of strokes also affects your score
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Rhynerd: I think there's also points for doing violence on your friends along the way.
 SnackPak_: theyve brought in a ringer!
 Mr_Horrible: the "r" stands for "ready for the next hole"
 Laurence72: While you wee attacking others, I was studying the green!
 Rhynerd: at the very least there's a TF2-Esque domination system if you hit people enough times.
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 Diabore: rimmed
 IanAllenBird: f
 SnackPak_: art
 Mr_Horrible: tragedy 
 Laurence72: Oh no!!!
   Anubis169: Noooooooooo
EphemeralOsprey: nooooo Ben
 LowUpsideCJ: p7 champ
 Micalovits: F
Despoiler98: 
   Anubis169: 
 Drasvin: f
 GamerCat88: edged
 Rhynerd: and this has been Rhynerd rambling about how to score in Super Battle Golf (to their knowledge as a player)
 Mr_Horrible: oh god they've got roll wakeup
 raulghoulia: Golf Souls
 Mr_Horrible: the SF6 training is paying off
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben's yell out of context in another room was.......suggestive
 LowUpsideCJ: the bacon tech too strong
Seagulyus: Truly the dark souls of gold games
 empyreon:   
 LordZarano:  
 Kramburger: I'm not used to streams involving ben and Adam starting game play at a reasonable time
   Anubis169: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: this is the only way golf should be played. okay, either this or with 100 foot mechas or in the Scottish highlands where the landscape naturally formed golf courses.
 Micalovits: Skill issue I guess
 HadesLeprechaun: going any amount over 100% throws the aim way off
before_damage: Are those the new named playing Ben and Adam’s league friends?
 arcaneIllumination: @tehamelie what about mini golf
   Anubis169: nicely done!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: this mf got superjump
 LowUpsideCJ: foozies
 TehAmelie: i guess, if you call that golf
 Mr_Horrible: "yeah, I got bursitis"
   Anubis169: 2nd!
 HadesLeprechaun: you teed off at like 101%, and any amount into the red throws your aim way off if it's not targeting another player
 Mr_Horrible: that's our mayor
   Anubis169: wheeeeeee
 LowUpsideCJ: pickle mayor
 PharaohBender27: Oooh, more Super Battle Golf! Hope your wrist is feeling better, 
consolecowboy88: who’s the animal wearing a Chefs hat?
Mai_Andra: "For the next 15 seconds, you have all the time in the world."
 TheAinMAP: 
consolecowboy88: all I recognize is the lil giraffe
   Anubis169: Do you move faster frolicking?
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Mr_Horrible: I mean with the weather heating up I see the apppeal
  Juliamon: It's Saturday all over again!
   Anubis169: DENIED
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's fiendish
 Rhynerd: gotta appreciate a shared evil (trapping item drops)
Lysander_salamander: how many players can play at once?
 Rhynerd: 16
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Xaunaught: You can mod it for 16
 PharaohBender27: 
 ProcyonFlynn: 16 is base game. And it's chaos.
 Rhynerd: 8 is the expected
 Xaunaught: or maybe the mod is over 16
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Rhynerd: 16 is the limit
 Mr_Horrible: big lobbies of this get *extremely* chaotic
 Mollylele: new stream "One More Hole?"
 KeytarCat: someone said last time that it "supports" 16.  They recommend 8
Lysander_salamander: quite the recoil on that
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 Mr_Horrible: Adam was practicing his jump-strafing skills earlier today
 Mr_Horrible: now we see why
 Rhynerd: I have played 16 player games before
 NoxStryx: You should do "Last Train Outta Wormtown" community nights
   Anubis169: worth a shot 
 Mr_Horrible: holding that land mine like a custard pie
  Juliamon: oh man I'd love to see Wormtown again
 LowUpsideCJ: uuuuuuuu
 Mr_Horrible: what's the word again? "Bodyblock"? 
therepoman__: uuuu
 TehAmelie: Panic on the Putt. sounds like a name for something
macintose: let your body block, feel the beat driving over time
 TehAmelie: did Adam's voice get muffled when he was icicled?
 Mr_Horrible: you get a random topspin if you go over 100% iirc
 Mr_Horrible: it's so beautiful
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
notpsion: what a time to tune in
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 Natimus_Prime: Super.  Golf.  Super.  Golf.
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 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpunkyEnchantingHawkSwiftRage-YBh_TuBdegXc-Ugo
 Mr_Horrible: grim
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 underhill33: 
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 saucemaster5000: went for the shins
Lysander_salamander: wow
 WiJohn: Like winning
 The_Color_Twelve: can't make it? Just sweep the leg
 Redbassist: 
 Rhynerd: @TehAmelie First thought is golf-themed Panic at the Disco! parody but second idea went Golf-Themed Murder Mystery.
 darkcyril: Top 10 LRR Betrayals of All Time
EphemeralOsprey: Thank goodness there's no fall damage
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there were warsats
 Redbassist: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 ghyllnox: 
 DeM0nFiRe: I think this is how Misery started
 Rhynerd: that's the game's blue shell
 Larkonus: We're falling with style!
BishopAres: dunno that was pretty speedy
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnergeticMiniatureSharkCclamChamp-PA7YH2dBD26yMD2p
 Rhynerd: Somebody's too far ahead? orbital strike.
 Strebenherz: Holy shit that slope roll
 rasterscan: Graham's style from last week vs. Bem
Lysander_salamander: yay
 rasterscan: Ben's this week is really interesting*
 Mr_Horrible: seabarts just under the line 
 TehAmelie: classic strong silent type
 GasCityGaming: skrt
 Mr_Horrible: that was Diddy Kong fucking dying
 Rhynerd: amazing traction on those carts
notpsion: skyrim horse powered carts
 saucemaster5000: now other people can discover that vrolik is the voice of toad
   Anubis169: First place!!
frank_the_great:   
 PharaohBender27: 
   Anubis169: Good strat going over the hill
EphemeralOsprey: nice job Ben!
macintose:   
 rasterscan: I.E. if you died you go aaaaall the way back
 rasterscan: livin' on the edge
 Toxxick: warm up!
 korvys: Ben - (if you're interested) The way G had it configured last time was the "All holes" playlist (or whatever it's called), but just a limit of 18 holes (random order)
 neisan2112: You can just add everything and randomize with 18 holes
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Give Ben all your energy....literally
 KeytarCat: i love the skipping
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 TehAmelie: sweet steal tbh
kusinohki: i don't have the ac on, but a storm passed through and my lights dimmed quite a bit...
 e_bloc: baby I'm a mace
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
 neisan2112: You can just fall in?!
 Mr_Horrible: he really *IS* James for this week
frank_the_great: Every hole's a goal
 TehAmelie: the golfer's ultimate nightmare
 StageMgrRob: Ben go down the hole!
 Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible Beat me to it
 darkcyril: @Mr_Horrible 
EphemeralOsprey: Didn't know that was possible lol
   Anubis169: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: Ben's Ball, to Ben: "Yeah! How's it FEEL, huh???"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObeseLittleSashimiMau5-BUSn5-3SBljVW96j
kusinohki: I thought you said you weren't james but here you are falling down a hole...
 Mr_Horrible: "Retuuuuuuurn the baaaaaaaaaall... or suffer my cuuuuuuuuurse..."
 Mr_Horrible: I'm supremely unalarmed
 rosesmcgee: @Mr_Horrible I thought we were suffering this course
 Mr_Horrible: @rosesmcgee ooh, A+
 e_bloc: might be
 Mr_Horrible: yeeeeesssss
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 Laurence72: Ooh, that's a cute Sphinx
 Strebenherz: Oof
   Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!!  
 Mr_Horrible: beauty 
 Strebenherz: Giraffe needs a drink
kusinohki: does this game have a team mode??
 itira: hey gamers
 empyreon: 
hyalopterous: Killin it
 e_bloc: 656 welcome to the pits
 LibraryWitchKei: @kusinohki It doesn't
consolecowboy88: the music is bitchin
 Mr_Horrible: only now realized that Adam's just playing Mike Wazowski
Lysander_salamander: aw
kusinohki: shame.  I see lots of potential with team dynamics...
 KeytarCat: Golf TDM
 KeytarCat: This hole has tits
Lysander_salamander: absolute mayhem
thatfoxystoat: This looks very fall guys with the skins. Is this f2p?
 e_bloc: that was cold
Lysander_salamander: I love it
 Rhynerd: @thatfoxystoat 8 bucks on steam
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 LibraryWitchKei: @thatfoxystoat $8 US, one time purchase
   Anubis169: Happy half century Chicky!
   Anubis169: hahahahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 thebuzzstreams: worth it
 The_Real_Chicky: @Anubis169 
 Scy_Anide: Do it for the highlights
 Scy_Anide: Dang
 Scy_Anide: Underseasoned
 GamerCat88: he believed
 e_bloc: 
 e_bloc: but this is precisely the situation where it makes sense to worry about it
 HadesLeprechaun: The 24kph wind blowing directly at Ben might not have been considered
EphemeralOsprey: this music has strong Coconut Mall energy
 SnackPak_: yikes
 GamerCat88: mustard!
   Anubis169: lol
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DaintyResourcefulIcecreamNotLikeThis-z2sKWFFX6RLuA-HS
 GamerCat88: robbed
 itira: gottem
 GamerCat88: the dump truck
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFT 
 e_bloc: when Heather says 'everybody's finished,' is that a statement or a threat
n3ther: that's exactly how Adam sounds
 SquareDotCube: Gotta earn that thilk
 e_bloc: I climbed the CN tower 14 times today
n3ther: got the cadance and everything 
 lamina5432: 
 Larkonus: I can't believe how many of my MUSCLES are sore from LIFTING.
 SnackPak_: thats so mean
 underhill33: that's fucked
 MrGibberish: Hello friends!
Critterbot: This is like grief your friends the game.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Critterbot But a fun version
 e_bloc: grief your friends is a wide genre
 MrGibberish: I see we are doing an aram in a way?
 TehAmelie: i thought it was going to be a bidding war for Vrolik to drive them both in the sea
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The last time LRR played this someone accurately summed this up as "Mario Kart but with Golf"
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ghyllnox: \o/
 circusofkirkus: Birdie!
 underhill33: sick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: heheheheheheheh
 korvys: That's what she said
 Mr_Horrible: New hole new me
Lysander_salamander: you put that back into context or so help me...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
consolecowboy88: 😆
therepoman__: LMAO
 saucemaster5000: blam
 Mr_Horrible: good shit, bacon
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pop back in to the phrase "every hole is a new experience" 
Lysander_salamander: 
SaxPython: Danger Close
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone quote that
 thebuzzstreams: just remember, the main goal is to have the ball go into the hole, balls deep
 Mr_Horrible: "Long live the king!" 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
realbadatthis_:   
Spades_Slicc: Am I misremembering a plan for CtS to be League?
 Mr_Horrible: okay but if flattery gets me nowhere where does flatearthing get me?
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 Seth_Erickson: What up dirt, how goes the golf battling
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 ghyllnox: Ask your doctor
 Dog_of_Myth: @Spades_Slicc James is under the weather
 Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc James is down with the sickness, so they're rainchecking league
 GamerCat88: if your ball falls off might be a good thing to ask your dr about
 HadesLeprechaun: Over 100% swing strength gives random aim
 MrGibberish: @spades_slicc no you remember correctly. Change of plans
 e_bloc: 
 Mr_Horrible: some kind of... secret tunnel?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah I was about to say that's an ambitious drive, Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun It doesn't autolock onto an enemy-I mean fellow golfer's head anymore?
EphemeralOsprey: good bail there Ben
 Mr_Horrible: and I don't mean the swing
 TehAmelie: the most important skill for a driver, know when to bail
 HadesLeprechaun: @Thefluffiestguineapig It does if there is a player to aim at, showing the red reticle, otherwise it just goes wildly off aim
 Mr_Horrible: vrolik that animation looked like you leapfrogged the flag somehow
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
 e_bloc: the rare  sincere comment
   Anubis169: sniper!
 Mr_Horrible: The Most Dangerous Game
 rosesmcgee: From the grassy knoll
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ian's big game hunting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible  That got me
 Mr_Horrible: General Zaroft lookin ass
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SaxPython: the most dangerous game
 Mr_Horrible: I do love the double-tap meta
 Mr_Horrible: 1 to trip, 1 to send
EphemeralOsprey: kick 'em while they're down 
 LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible I recognize the color of his tie
 Mr_Horrible: Benjamin this is mutually assured destruction
SaxPython: CCCCCCombo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeeeeee
 Mr_Horrible: how did that shot land and THEN skate up the hill, what on earth
 Mr_Horrible: what da hell
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
Lysander_salamander: wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
 ghyllnox: 
SaxPython: Rude
 Mr_Horrible: a truly grim day
 Seth_Erickson: Ben have you hit anyone with the rocket club after knocking them down?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was just salting the earth
 7gorobei: 911 i would like to report a crime
 Mr_Horrible: the 1 time you let your guard down
drewm1022: Pullin out the "Damn, that's crazy".
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 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifferentPatientRutabagaOpieOP-SsLiYV7B1fVCdfIu
 LowUpsideCJ: ferry i think
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: time to shotgun jump 
Lysander_salamander: there's a single shallow part
 Dog_of_Myth: It contects by the green
 neisan2112: Gotta go across the sandbar
 Dog_of_Myth: *connects
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All of the notifications in the corner are so god
 HadesLeprechaun: ah, the island is a trap, you see
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *good
 Mr_Horrible: yeah there's an isthmus on the far side
 PharaohBender27: 
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 Mr_Horrible: at least I think that's what it's called
 HadesLeprechaun: you gotta go up by the green
 neisan2112: There's a strip on the other side to cross
 Mr_Horrible: it's a tidal lake
 TheAinMAP: 
 KeytarCat: right stick dropped the gun, too 😭
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure the sandbar's unguarded
Spades_Slicc: Is that saying the golf cart seats 7?
 Mr_Horrible: I am fully convinced the middle island is a hubris trap
 A_Dub888: mmmm donut
 Mr_Horrible: wooooooow
   Anubis169: nooooooooooooo
 Dog_of_Myth: So Close
 Getter404: We do not got these.
 ghyllnox: F
 spethycakes: soooo close
consolecowboy88: oooof
 HadesLeprechaun: 18kph wind almost saved you!
Firewhiskers: Nooooooo
   Anubis169: so close man!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Mr_Horrible: woulda been cinema
EphemeralOsprey: ohhhhh so close
macintose: o7
 The_Real_Chicky: so close!
realbadatthis_: 
Lysander_salamander: dang
 Mr_Horrible: a Red Course today
SaxPython: Mutually Assured Destruction
EphemeralOsprey: the Recoil on that
 TehAmelie: next time let's have a neutral party fire ONE starting gun
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 spethycakes: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: this is so fucked up, in a beautiful kind of way
 Mr_Horrible: spiteful
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
notpsion: nobody can answer that question but you, adam
Lysander_salamander: pranked too close to the sun
 ghyllnox: Hubris 
 HadesLeprechaun: having too much fun attacking other players, lol
   Anubis169: 
 e_bloc: sometimes your balls don't drop.  the way you expect
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Mr_Horrible: 
 LowUpsideCJ: extremely loud incorrect buzzer
HeadingtoFall: who all is playing today? I recognize most of the usernames but not all of em
SaxPython:  
 ContingentCat: Heather's system works
EphemeralOsprey: Ian with the comeback
Ferisar: this is not league of legends
 Sethalidos: @HeadingtoFall A COUPLE OF THEM ARE COMMUNITY MEMBERS
 Sethalidos: gah stupid cat
 BusTed: 
HeadingtoFall: ah nice
 Sethalidos: hit my caps lock
 Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar this is the new mode wym 
 spethycakes: @Sethalidos I'll take your cat if that's a dealbreaker
 e_bloc: 
 Laurence72: @Sethalidos cats* lock
 Sethalidos: @spethycakes nope he may be an idiot but he's my idiot
 Mr_Horrible: mildly fucked up and evil
 spethycakes: @Sethalidos ah well, it was worth a shot 
 InconsiderateHat: I love how even the basic golfing actions still knock people out in the process
 azureHaights: Too late for a perfect drive, but just in time for a hole in one
 Mr_Horrible: whooooo can say where the road goes
 saucemaster5000: Bacon's been trying to get that alliance going for 2 years it's wild
 azureHaights: 
consolecowboy88: @mr_horrible “who can never be sure?!”
 SnackPak_: wooow
realbadatthis_: that was a happy gilmore ass putt
 spethycakes: 
Despoiler98:  
 The_Real_Chicky: thats true friendship right here
 azureHaights: That's bussin' TEAMWORK!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can not make the jump your gonna have to toss me
Despoiler98: yeessssss the mines
 HadesLeprechaun: you can also use your own rocket club to launch yourself, if you aren't currently aiming at your ball, it just rockets you
 A_Dub888: who keeps giving Ian guns?
 Vinewood_OG: ForeNite
 thebuzzstreams: Ian's playing a totally different game
   Anubis169: Space Jump!
 30teracyte: the wind, I think
 spethycakes: ohhhhh
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, isn't Ian many times playing a totally different game?
 TheAinMAP: 
EphemeralOsprey: wooow these mines are sensitive
 saucemaster5000: Adam gets 1000 chuck e cheese tickets
 30teracyte: the squad   
therepoman__: 
 saucemaster5000:   
   Anubis169: !break
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 Omthebox: Seachats is unfortunately, very good at games.
 saucemaster5000: @Omthebox No we're not
 awildshen:  
 KeytarCat: I thought Ben was going to chip the mine for a minute there
 Omthebox: @saucemaster5000 gas leak
 saucemaster5000: Aw shoot I was huffing that
 TheAinMAP: 
 KeytarCat: kero kero
 HadesLeprechaun: I hope for maximum random chaos wind
SaxPython: Mike Wazowski
 RatherLargeToad: Frog! Frog! Frog!
 Kramburger: Slash? Are we talking Goku x Piccolo again?
 RatherLargeToad: Become as frog 
 fcloud: @Kramburger always have been
 Kramburger: Reject society, become frog in a waistcoat
 Scy_Anide: Remember to wear protection
 GamerCat88: embrace whimsy
 Alahmnat: love a random hole
 Kramburger: !holes\
 Kramburger: Adam havinga normal one
 Kramburger: I can't type today
 Paranundrox: what's the full list of players today
 MacbethSeemsSus: Frogs like water
 Sethalidos: !holes
  LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
 Kramburger: Ben.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Omthebox: Justice is real
 Sethalidos: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #8606: "Hide your horrible feet, people, each and every one of you." —Ian [2023-07-23]
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 LowUpsideCJ: p7 itsr
 Kramburger: There's your roster
 Kramburger: Taiga taiga?
 Dog_of_Myth: It taps for Red and Green
 KeytarCat: Do the carts auto-flip on this one?
 Mr_Horrible: we've reached the point where everyone just saves their loadout for the starting line
 Mr_Horrible: Canada Sim
 DiscordianTokkan: Alberta?
 Kramburger: The grey?
Spades_Slicc: Liam Neeson in The Grey
 saucemaster5000: the long dark
 Vinewood_OG: Nice drivin', Taiga!
 Kramburger: Ian looks dressed for Under 15s soccer
 Mr_Horrible: "thanks I made it myself" 
EphemeralOsprey: for half a second I thought the round cactus on the right was a frog 
 KeytarCat: The hidden betrayer snow game is Project Winter
therepoman__: the drinkler
 Mr_Horrible: 50 seconds to sink it, sheesh
 JadedCynic: "And Benjamin has RUN HIMSELF OVER!   What a great TWIT!" 
 e_bloc: this is why you put the cart before the course
 Mr_Horrible: we can't keep doing this 
 HorusFive: Preemptive defense.  It's the only way
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 Paranundrox: I think he drove into the shot somehow
 TheAinMAP: 
Despoiler98:  
 Blue_Anteater: @JadedCynic 
drewm1022: The Lady or the Taiga?
 Alahmnat: The Eye of the Taiga
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 ghyllnox: 
 Drasvin: XD
 awildshen: o7
 Saintnex: hahaha
 Metalupis: robbed
 empyreon: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: the panic did him in 
 ylegm: and it was going so well
 KeytarCat: we just saw the landmine UI for the first time!
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 LowUpsideCJ: LOL
ChaoticObserver: HAHA
 Alahmnat: incredible
SaxPython:  
 IanAllenBird: f
TeacherSeanTV:   
 ghyllnox: F
 Saintnex: rektd
 underhill33: 
Despoiler98:      
 Drasvin: f
ChaoticObserver: The HUBRIS
 circusofkirkus: worlds greatest golfer
 Pywodwagon:   
Lysander_salamander: well
 WiJohn: f
 KeytarCat: Hubirs
 62MGcobra: just tap it in
 TheAinMAP: 
consolecowboy88: f🫡
 RatherLargeToad: The Hurbis!
 Alahmnat: BEN
 LowUpsideCJ: redemption
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GeniusNurturingBarracudaOSkomodo-ZJYlI4uqOzMGaXWb
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancyGorgeousSquidFeelsBadMan-OG8uNCKIq3QfsACx
consolecowboy88: Ian looks kinda french here
Lysander_salamander: nice
Lysander_salamander: everybody lived
 Mr_Horrible: could only just barely capture the whole thing in the 60 second limit on clips https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmorphousStrongStapleDoritosChip-oq3EEkfJisGPXDy5
 PharaohBender27: Revenge for the previous hole!
 Mr_Horrible: wait did that landmine go *in* the hole?
 Drasvin: Someone just threw a mine in the hole
 Diabore: 420 nice
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
Lysander_salamander: deflect
 Mr_Horrible: that came almost all the way back
 Mr_Horrible: the Jon Bernthal
 Mr_Horrible: the chip-in of *a* century, one before golf was invented
 jvetting83: So is Ben golfing with a chicken leg or a turkey leg?
Lysander_salamander: emu
 ProcyonFlynn: You can turn that on in the settings.
 HadesLeprechaun: it gets you money for buying cosmetics, by default
 Mr_Horrible: only just realized Ben has the  glasses
 Mr_Horrible: the drive-by
 big_daddy_mars: Phrasing!?!
 e_bloc: wth ian
 Mr_Horrible: the chain of knockbacks was brutal 
Lysander_salamander: those ice levels
 e_bloc: love underworld
  Juliamon: !phrasing
  LRRbot: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian Horner, 2021
 e_bloc: couldn't have drawn it up better
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sure is a quote that is wrong Ian 
 Mr_Horrible: won't get fooled again 
 Mattmitchell45: We can't let them take solid water from us
 Mr_Horrible: "1 of these has been poisoned"
consolecowboy88: “…noo”
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 RandomTrivia: *boop*
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 SquareDotCube: Is there no cruller experience than Donut
 AceGun_: clutch
Lysander_salamander: the most dramatic putt
KarolinaLinaLina: smooth game
 RandomTrivia: 
 ghyllnox: Nice nice nice
EphemeralOsprey: right before the orbital strike, nice
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Nuclear launch detected"
Lysander_salamander: someone clip that
EphemeralOsprey: I really want to see what it looks like to launch an orbital strike...
consolecowboy88: ooh i like the bunny’s sunglasses
 AceGun_: "become"
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FitViscousArtichokeRiPepperonis-5Q0f9lVYNTPGiQW_
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's some hangtime
Lysander_salamander: dang that was some air time
 HorusFive: justice for Nelly or something
 Mr_Horrible: cursed
 Mr_Horrible: 100% cursed
 Saintnex: wow ruined
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SecretiveAmericanHedgehogNomNom-CW3ZC5sCCeh0cMI8
 Mr_Horrible: Ben you pissed off an old fortune teller in a past life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben have you angered TQ recently?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancyGorgeousSquidFeelsBadMan-OG8uNCKIq3QfsACx
 HadesLeprechaun: I've found, ignoring wind, you want to undershoot where the flag is on the bar for chipping, and overshoot a little for putting
 PharaohBender27: Whoops wrong clip
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VictoriousTentativeFlyHeyGuys-nBz1FnIJ5wcHns7k
SaxPython: 
 Mr_Horrible: power move by Heather
 Mr_Horrible: "It's my stupid chud ball that I hate"
 BrowneePointz: Who all is playing tonight?
 PharaohBender27: I really hate how sometimes Twitch does not *actually* copy the link when you click "copy link" 
 BrowneePointz: Ben Heather, Ian, Adam, Nelly ?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In the corner "iHorner is DOMINATING nelly" followed by "nelly got REVENGE on iHorner" is so good
  Juliamon: Ben, Adam, Nelly, Heather, Ian, Itsr, Vrolik, Bacon
 ghyllnox: 
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz and vrolik, itsr, and bacon from seachats
 RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Mhmm, mood
 BrowneePointz: we let BACON IN
 BrowneePointz: (this is sarcasm and jocular)
 LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible mayoral committee
 Mr_Horrible: perfect
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
consolecowboy88: 🥳
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
EphemeralOsprey: Penalty strat let's goooooo
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: OUTPLAYED 
Lionhardt544: HOW LOL
 HorusFive: We got there!
 Mr_Horrible: @LowUpsideCJ this is kickbacks and machine politics and I'm putting a stop to it
nevermore913: This game is the best chaos
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 Mr_Horrible: that's the neat part: you don't
 KeytarCat: sidle up and press interact?
 RandomTrivia: UH
 RandomTrivia: Sub Ocean achieved!
 Mr_Horrible: is... is Ian golfing with a prosthetic leg?
EphemeralOsprey: was that subocean??
 AceGun_: I see that itsr has entered his Joker mode
consolecowboy88: I like Ian’s lil dance
 azureHaights: It needed smaller chip energy
 A_Dub888: Adam ‘Big Chip Energy’ Savidan
 lamina5432: bob and weave
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 Mr_Horrible: @lamina5432 I love that old webcomic 
 JadedCynic: @lamina5432 what about that couple? 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 lamina5432: 
 BrowneePointz: Oh no! Ben is doing efficiency strats! Quickly! Everyone suplex him through the Green!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: waluigi ass scream
 jvetting83: Get here late.  What happened to League?
 RandomTrivia: 
  Juliamon: jvetting83 James is unwell
GrathXVI: @jvetting83 This is League, it's the new patch
 Mr_Horrible: garfield reading the "no garfields" sign
 HorusFive: "Surely what kind of madman would..... [BLAM]"
 raulghoulia: Ben is Shako
 AceGun_: classic itsr greed
 BrowneePointz: This game has you playing on the Unfair-way
 HadesLeprechaun: you can technically disarm mines, you just shoot em with a gun
 saucemaster5000: never seen a man more deserved to be hit with a golf club
therepoman__: ogey
consolecowboy88: @therepoman__ “ the score is ogey to bogey!”
 Mr_Horrible: mr mayor the people have a right to know
consolecowboy88: it is indeed Calvin ball
therepoman__: they call him the chipler
 PharaohBender27:  : 
 30teracyte: -2
 Mr_Horrible: they call him All Dressed with chips like that
 AceGun_: fish shops have a single chip. that's right, vrolik.
 Mr_Horrible: he's just out here tryna make a living
EphemeralOsprey: The pyramid with the cutout gives mini golf vibes
 Mr_Horrible: ball disappeared into the negative zone
Lysander_salamander: sure is
 CaptainSpam: Ayup.
therepoman__: lmao
 UnknownFriday: When was the last time you saw a car, Ben?
 HadesLeprechaun: just a fleet of cars driving towards the hole
 PharaohBender27: 
 Pywodwagon: time to turn on murder points
 korvys: Break time?
 KeytarCat: Looks like you can drive mines
 CaptainSpam: Did we see if there was a team mode?
 ProcyonFlynn: Scroll bar on the side of that page
 Mr_Horrible:  
 HadesLeprechaun: @KeytarCat you can drive any item after you drop them, specifically not *placing* a mine, but dropping it
 lamina5432: someone mentioned killing for points
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Well, that I think is a foregone prospect for this particular session
Lysander_salamander: that's wild
 30teracyte: 'hit other players balls' sounds extremely chaotic
Lysander_salamander: Is it the giant brain?
 darkcyril: John Dead and Jim Daylight sent it.
 raulghoulia: Hellion
Lysander_salamander: That would be fun
 Pywodwagon: collector skin for a monster and hellion skin for a survivor
 Vinewood_OG: Now, the chaos begins.
 Rhynerd: I looked it up, I think the Collector's there is a skin for the Nurse
 SnackPak_: the full name!
 CaptainSpam: Benjamin Q. Neering.
 raulghoulia: she used your government name
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To use Jordynne's preferred term "the full govie"
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Saintnex: sweet sweet vengeance
EphemeralOsprey: it really is the blue shell equivalent isn't it
 TheAinMAP: 
therepoman__: Heather outfitting herself with an entire army's worth of orbital lasers
 saucemaster5000: she's the goldeneye from goldeneye
 darkcyril: @therepoman__ They call her "The Armada"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @therepoman__ Heather has chosen violence as her preferred method of applying increased chaos
EphemeralOsprey: if there is not a surfeit of orbital lasers on the hole called "Blast Off"...
 HadesLeprechaun: there are just mines scattered around this particular map by default
EphemeralOsprey: I guess orbital lasers would be more blast down wouldn't they
 A_Dub888: Mineshrooms
 AceGun_: someone take Vrolik's microphone away.
 saucemaster5000: nah he's spitting
 saucemaster5000: dark legacy rules
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 AceGun_: @saucemaster5000 he said BEST though. I mean, c'mon.
 saucemaster5000: I'll c'mon the bus to the ice cream store
 SnackPak_: amazing
RELDnahcire: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MiniaturePrettyMinkCmonBruh-vQV2sviiPw3Nd_tg
 saucemaster5000: I dunno
 Voidhawk42: This green has more orbital strikes than the average starcraft 2 match
 HorusFive: That's what having kids does to you
 Pywodwagon: @Voidhawk42 well the average is far below 1, so
 MacbethSeemsSus: *elephant slug to the back* Thanks!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GasCityGaming: Old Dutch be like....
 raulghoulia: more games need a frolic button
EphemeralOsprey: Ian just frolicking there for a minute
  Juliamon: Ben
 saucemaster5000: a toll
 CaptainSpam: Smeggin' hell.
 empyreon: smoke me a kipper
 darkcyril: Gazpacho...
  Juliamon: damn Ben's loaded
 HadesLeprechaun: hey Ben, you should try dropping a landmine with X (xbox controls), and trying to overcharge hit it with your club at someone
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 Mr_Horrible: Mufasa crying out ass yell
 e_bloc: it landed
 Diabore: goated
ButterBall000: rude
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 nightraven949: cold blooded
EphemeralOsprey: all the way back to the start, oof
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 Diabore: adam hes sorry come back
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 thebuzzstreams:  EVIL!
 ghyllnox: 
RELDnahcire: hahaha
EphemeralOsprey: you coulda hitchhiked and instead you chose violence 
 7gorobei: pure evil from the 8th dimension
Lysander_salamander: the increased drop rate of orbital lazer was a great choice
Myslizard: I love it how you can hit the mines like golfball after setting it up 
 saucemaster5000: "vroliksyndrome is DOMINATING seabtas"
notpsion: oooof
 Mr_Horrible: seabtas
 Saintnex: roblox_oof
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 ghyllnox: 
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I shall return to the ooze
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that is too little time to get back in bounds in this kind of game
 Mr_Horrible: 7 dnfs, so powerful
 darkcyril: *Massacre*
 HorusFive:   
Lysander_salamander: This was a great choice today
therepoman__: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InterestingProtectiveAdminGrammarKing-tyQ_7UfesrdnPkIR
 lamina5432: so many lasers that round
 Mr_Horrible: all the airhorn'd balls coming down like a rain of stars
 HorusFive: Is he baptized?
realbadatthis_: Ian and I get the same youtube ads
 Mr_Horrible: airhorn at home
 Diabore: budget airhorn
 Mr_Horrible: I'd believe it
 Mr_Horrible: tech discoverd
 Getter404: Galaxy brained himself from 2nd to 6th
 Mr_Horrible: 3 OTs
Lysander_salamander: nice
 thebuzzstreams: last second
 WiJohn: Everyone's a winner!
drewm1022: This is the one where Jimmy Stewart becomes obsessed.
 Mr_Horrible: the fact that that landed pretty much perfectly on the bridge, too
 Mr_Horrible: LMAO
therepoman__: LOL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: Karma
KarolinaLinaLina: deserved 
 Mr_Horrible: you got rid of its target
 HorusFive: Never more deserved
 Mr_Horrible: so it found a new target 
 xantos69: Ben Reaping: Oh No!  Not Me!
EphemeralOsprey: you hubris'd too close to the sun there
 Saintnex: hahaha, targeted ball there
 Mr_Horrible: I need there to be a salute emote so you can just o7 whenever the orbital laser is on you
Lysander_salamander: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Mr_Horrible: sand, my dude
 HadesLeprechaun: weren't ON the green
EphemeralOsprey: that cactus saved ya there
 Diabore: ben your cart took out heather
therepoman__: LMAO
 Mr_Horrible: Ben now pulls a jelly bean out of his pocket
 ghyllnox: o7
Lysander_salamander: physics!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Saintnex: goodbye lol
 TheAinMAP: Whoa!
 Mr_Horrible: some of these have been absolutely incredible
 HadesLeprechaun: aaaand yeet!
 HorusFive: Ice cube in the drink
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Saintnex: hey!
 JKBalch: Great end
 7gorobei: shaken and stirred
 CaptainSpam: I'd say this is a better distillation of what 100ft Robot Golf was trying to do.
 Diabore: wind
 Diabore: yeah
Lysander_salamander: nice
 ghyllnox: \o/
 thebuzzstreams: AMAZING
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 AceGun_: 
 Saintnex: oh dang, let’s go Ben!
 lamina5432:  
 saucemaster5000: what a gamer
 thebuzzstreams:  
 CaptainSpam: Everyone's favorite trap!
 dm818: Believe in the timbit
 Mr_Horrible: he's becoming apple cider pilled
 JKBalch: Directly into the drink
 SnackPak_: but this time
mographmike: Seriously one of the best games to play with a group this large ever. Wild how satisfying and fun the emergent physical comedy and the constant tension and release of laughter is. Just good for the soul.
 Mr_Horrible: maybe gave it a little too much zest, champ 
 xantos69: I wonder if Ben has ever seen Tin Cup
EphemeralOsprey: bruh
 AceGun_: not working YET
 PharaohBender27: Fifth time's the charm!
KarolinaLinaLina: close XD
 Mr_Horrible: damn, that was close
 PharaohBender27: *Sixth
EphemeralOsprey: shoulda saved the rocket club for that
therepoman__: LMFAO
 GasCityGaming: the ice gun makes platforms in the water!
 AceGun_: proportional response
 HorusFive: Oops all Lasers
 ghyllnox: F
 PharaohBender27: 
therepoman__: vrolik's lobster is too buttery
 CaptainSpam: Well, that ball's in orbit now.
Lysander_salamander: it's a kind of knife
 JKBalch: Bomb on a stick
 BrowneePointz: It's a bomb you attach to a door to breach it, but it's like a Kettle
 7gorobei: giant mortar
 noSmokeFire: the double meaning is that "petard" also meant "fart" iirc
 LordZarano: It's a French fart joke
 hieroglyphica: It's one of the first bombs, tea very delicate and easy to kill l wreck yourself with
 BrowneePointz: so when the bomb goes off the Kettle flies backwards
 PharaohBender27: Achievo!
Zyme86: It looks like a bell, you fill it with gunpowder, place it against a door and light the fuse and blast a door/wall open. if you get hoisted you didn't brace it right and its now bouncing right at you
 BrowneePointz: so if it blew up in your face, knocked you on your ass/broke your ribs, "hoisted by your own petard"
Zyme86: and now you are hoisted
 AceGun_: LMAO
 JKBalch: !!!!
 Rhynerd: they both finished?
mographmike: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra by your own Picard.
 Mr_Horrible: experts call this "roughing it"
 HorusFive: @mographmike Picard and Tyga on the Green
 BrowneePointz: It's incredible how effective "Mario Kart but Golf" works as a game concept
JoanneG110: who all is playing
therepoman__: 
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 AceGun_: 
 saucemaster5000: the second kill man
 Mr_Horrible: without what, you say? 
LesbianGolfMafia: battle golf now thats my kinda golf
 Mr_Horrible: love da mets
 SkipIives: oh the burn
 HadesLeprechaun: you do have a walk button
 HadesLeprechaun: RB on controller
 Rhynerd: what a lovely map to drown Vrolik within.
 HadesLeprechaun: it makes you not set off mines
 Diabore: why would you walk?
 ghyllnox: Ahhh
 Diabore: oh thats why
 HadesLeprechaun: hold, I think
 HadesLeprechaun: ALT on keyboard
 darkcyril: Instant transmissioned your ass
 AceGun_: instant transmission
KarolinaLinaLina: that's a lot of gunshots XD
mographmike: Need to get Wheeler in on a round. Feel like he would hate it with every fiber of his being to start, but then become a joyous chaos gremlin a few holes in.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely think just putting this in to rotate for some 16 player chaos would be great
 omdorastrix: Spirit of Iced-Tea and Lemonade
 Diabore: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 30teracyte: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: "It is happening again"
 ghyllnox: 
Lysander_salamander: aw
 GhostValv: deserved
 Saintnex: haha hubris
 AceGun_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 HorusFive: Again. love it
 CaptainSpam: Tried to get all fancy, eh? 
 darkcyril: Aura farming during a blight.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ghyllnox: \o/
 saucemaster5000: get robbed vrolik
 CaptainSpam: THE CHIP
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: through the smoke and everything
 FlargBlarg: albatross!!!!!!
 JKBalch: Hey Ben, what's that around you neck?
 HorusFive: Ben just standing there.  Watching a man get blown to bits
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Remember walking is part of how you disable the landmines
 CaptainSpam: Through the fire and the flames, he chips it in.
 CaptainSpam: So this is a full 45-hole game?
 HorusFive: @Thefluffiestguineapig I thought that was by pushing somebody else into them
Lysander_salamander: jhahahahah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive There's more than one way to solve a problem
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntediluvianGenerousAlmondFrankerZ-7f5Vdq6rjmAXYGNa
 Mr_Horrible: it's lonely at the top
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Alahmnat: lol, immediately juggled
 GasCityGaming: A greedy MArio sounds like:
 Mr_Horrible: nelly's got flintlocks for days
 AceGun_: well well well... looks like there's a new target in town
 lamina5432: never said it was a good destiny
 30teracyte: Why shoot the streamer when you could shoot the chatters
 saucemaster5000: @AceGun_ You'd think, but vrolik is shorter and easier to hold at length with your palm on his head
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 Strebenherz: Comin in late, who is the player that Ben just gold clubbed, syndrome?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Strebenherz: Vroliksyndrome*
 Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz vrolik, along with bacon and itsr, are joining from seachats
therepoman__: @Strebenherz Community member playing with the crew, along with itsr67 and canadianbacon
 Strebenherz: ahh sweet good luck to them
 CaptainSpam: CHIPS
 shendaras: 
 JKBalch: Piccolo for the finish
 HadesLeprechaun: Ben you should try to drop the mine with X, then overcharge hit it at a player like your ball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The real strat is what Graham did last time and snipe other players all the way down the green to the hole
 HorusFive: That's Spheda baybee
 Strebenherz: How evil
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 Mr_Horrible: "They look so lifelike"
 Mr_Horrible: the Cerebral Assassin
 Strebenherz: oh god that nuke
 PharaohBender27: 
 Strebenherz: god this game really is just some dokapon kingdom and mario kart at the thansgiving dinner energy
 PharaohBender27: 
 SkipIives: it really is
 AceGun_: Vrolik didn't explain the joke enough, apparently.
EphemeralOsprey: Pun 1000
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Where everyone is as drunk as That One relative we all have
 Strebenherz: Also I legit no sarcasm love that this music sounds like royalty free rainbow road.  It captures the vibe really well
 AceGun_: That was going IN! 
EphemeralOsprey: nooo blocked by the cart
therepoman__: what a block
 circusofkirkus: cartblocked
 AceGun_: looks like these so-called "community members" aren't getting invited back...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, the chaos goblin/gremlining is truly reaching new heights
 KeytarCat: we are on hole 21
 Mr_Horrible: this is just a Croc 2 stage
Cutriss: is this one a reference to Sonic 2 maybe?
 Strebenherz: if some mf used an air horn behind me at the tee, my club is being used *as* a club
 Strebenherz: the powerups are wonderful xD
sounderfan84: @Strebenherz try golfing near a train crossing
 Strebenherz: That sounds like pain
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Possibly involuntarily
therepoman__: The air horn just makes me think of the jackass 1 golf course prank
 HadesLeprechaun: @KeytarCat I don't think Ben realized he did 45 holes, yet
KarolinaLinaLina: don't jork the ball on stream :3
sounderfan84: one of the golf courses south of where i live have a tee box right near a train crossing
 BrowneePointz: You can't just ask someone to crank it on stream
 Strebenherz: @HadesLeprechaun oh no
Lysander_salamander: it'll be fine
Lysander_salamander: they're having fun
 ghyllnox: @HadesLeprechaun 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Saintnex: uh oh
  Juliamon: he got there
 thebuzzstreams: The Long Game
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There it is
 HadesLeprechaun: well, Adam said he was still having fun!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam, would you like the itemized list or just clips
 PharaohBender27: 
letsbelgo: your own mine
 HadesLeprechaun: panic!!
 spethycakes: 
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
 AceGun_: nobody wins! 
Lysander_salamander: That was fun
KarolinaLinaLina:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was great
 KeytarCat: good time, thank for stream
 PharaohBender27: 969
 ghyllnox: \o/
 Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
 JadedCynic: GOLF GOLF GOLF GOLF
 spethycakes: Thanks, y'all! 
EphemeralOsprey: thanks for stream!!
 Strebenherz: Stop he's already dead!
Lysander_salamander: nice
 ghyllnox: *Chaos noises*
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 thebuzzstreams: GG's y'all
SaxPython: 
 coachNelly: ggs!
GrathXVI: Wow, reading all the subs and you didn't even tape your hands together and knock over the tetris pieces beforehand
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 Dog_of_Myth:   
 HorusFive: 190 th Hole
 itsr67: it was close
 VrolikSyndrome: the gs in ggs stand for golf golfs
 LunarJade: ggs
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Good Morning Moonbase (James welcomes in a rotating cast of LRR crew on what will sure to be the definitive global morning show... at 10AM on the west coast. Game: This Week's Guest: Heather) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (13:58 from now).
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CarelessKathishPicklesAMPEnergyCherry-8Yi8gxBS2rgvcpGd
loufghyslaufey:  something, something, something, now "funday"  
Lysander_salamander: nice, the farming one
Mai_Andra: 
Lysander_salamander: I hope they eventually play Return to Moria
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 SnackPak_:   
  bv310: Ooooh hell yeah
Lysander_salamander: Hell yeah dice friends
 e_bloc:    
 Strebenherz: 150
 ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
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 spethycakes: 
 PharaohBender27:   
 Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
 KWardJenx: Thanks so much for this. Loving the golf streams
EphemeralOsprey: thanks Ben!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream
 JadedCynic: caio
 Vinewood_OG:   
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
 HorusFive: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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