e_bloc:
6666
Nigouki: D:
Nigouki: pre-stream bits!?
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc nice
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun #nice
KeytarCat: Well I had other plans tonight, but I'm all sniffled up so I'm not going to game night... Yay Let's Nope!
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ButterBall000: Perfect timing
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e_bloc: like clockwork
chaos5896: Time for Action-man Adam and Bullet-dodging Ben!
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kumatsu: <message deleted>heard there were cute nerds in here
Gaelan_Maestro: thse spoops are made for walking, thats just what theyll do, one of these days their gonna spoop all over you
Mr_Horrible: lol
MilkInBags: <message deleted>damn they shot david
ghyllnox: o7
LoadingReadyRun: incorrect that wasn't david
Mr_Horrible: that's not David, Milk
Vinewood_OG: o7
MilkInBags: <message deleted>does this count as a wheel spin
neisan2112:
RIP Ku
Didn't even start
Mr_Horrible: Fake Seachats fan spotted
WiJohn: o7
type_variable: o7
comrade_cards: The rare pre roll shooting
Spades_Slicc: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
GasCityGaming: safety's off tonight
GasCityGaming: o7
lamina5432: o7
ghyllnox: Is this the day we all get shot
ghyllnox: o7
GamerCat88: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
Strebenherz: What did milk do now?
super_ashura: Man, I can't not hear the Mirror's Edge theme in Chill Challenge 4.
definenull: o7
JoeLowe2: o7
betweenmyself:
Previously on Let’s Nope things were Doki Doki, then Waku Waku. Will we ever reach Fuwa Fuwa? Stay Tuned 
ButterBall000: o7
lamina5432: what did milk do this time?
Kentosaurus:

GamerCat88: classic milk
Juliamon: what didn't milk do
WiJohn: @ghyllnox No way they have the patience to shoot everyone
neisan2112: @lamina5432 What didn't he do?
Darleysam: no use crying over spilt Milk
Vinewood_OG:

lamina5432: fair
neisan2112:
@Darleysam 
Mr_Horrible: SPOOPIFER GET DOWN I'LL PROTECT YOU
kingandcommoner: I must paint you
GamerCat88: slay kings
ButButTheJesus: BEHOLD
ButterBall000: We've died and gone to Nope
saucemaster5000: they let these guys stay in heaven?
ButButTheJesus: BE NOT AFRAID
Mr_Horrible: IDK why I care about this ghost so much
lamina5432: feels like a panty and stocking transfermation
itira: Hi Ben, Chat and the other guy
Mr_Horrible: oh right, the new theme
ErynTzun:

definenull:

Mr_Horrible: a nice touch
lochnessseammonster:

betweenmyself:

GamerCat88: harrow
JKBalch: Starting off shot
JinaMahavira:

Mr_Horrible: none of those things, apparently
saucemaster5000: hi all you lovely nice smelling non gremlins.... oh hey itira
GamerCat88: damn
JinaMahavira: as opposed to..the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut
gualdhar: Adam stop thinking about your ex
Mai_Andra: back in the corner (of the skirt board)
lochnessseammonster:

itira: @saucemaster5000 oh its you
neisan2112: Are you suuuuure?
e_bloc: the game was bad but the content, the content was great
HorusFive: The past is terrible. The present isn't so great either. But the future! Now that's where it's at
LithelyUnshod: Ben is quiet
neisan2112: Yall've played some DOOOG Shit
type_variable: That game gave you limited ammo and inventory and still put you in rooms where you had to shoot every monster to proceed
betweenmyself:
Ben has Takes, how hot are they? 
Mr_Horrible: more like bloodBOOrne
saucemaster5000:
@itira 
Mr_Horrible: what I'm learning is that I can't trust either of your evaluation matrices
HorusFive: Adam?! Contrary for the bit? Never
e_bloc: and then I'll be there
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam was sports entertained
Mr_Horrible: there was fun to be had, but not in that boss fight
ghyllnox: Watch and Play games are still bad
PipeSmokingOwl: someone saying Bloodborne is bad remarking on someone being contrarian within seconds is sure a conscious decision
Mr_Horrible: I remember the Daymare Boss Fight
neisan2112: For the show it was good
e_bloc: bad fun > 2nd generator
Spades_Slicc: Is having fun the point of video games?
saucemaster5000: cronos is the worst offender -- boring
YeOldeMark: Calisto protocol
skintbint: "the sacred heart hospital, he's going there, and then he'll be there" is the greatest quote in gaming history
ButterBall000: Chronos off of the new Silent Hill though?
elmolovessmack: Got him
Mr_Horrible: Calisto definitely more boring
caoinlean: Wow
barbmitzvah: bring back ratshaker
Mr_Horrible: I know you're gonna say it
ButterBall000: Daymare 2 only had the ending go for it
Manitu_25: is still have nightmares because of that weird rat game lmao
Mr_Horrible: get another joke you hack
saucemaster5000: alien isolation
saucemaster5000: oh signalis
saucemaster5000: yeh
lamina5432: last of us 2 is still the worst
Mr_Horrible: okay THAT is fair
barbmitzvah: yeah!!
Mr_Horrible: ratshaker is pretty peak
betweenmyself: not every game can be Rat Shaker
KarolinaLinaLina:
a lot of people on bluesky will come after you 
paulthemapguy: Ratshaker voiced by Adam Savidan
Darleysam: was Scorn a let's nope game?
Mr_Horrible: can't believe both Ben and Adam hate trans women
e_bloc: ratshaker best and not close to being close
Mr_Horrible: @Darleysam iirc yes?
lamina5432: escaped out a secret tunnel
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Pharmacistjudge: He's going there....then he'll be there.
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HorusFive: Watch n' Play crossover when?
e_bloc: always has been
barbmitzvah: i liked choo choo charles too
kragmabutch: i will always have a place in my heart for the burger game
saucemaster5000: was scorn the peni-yeah adam got it
itsr67: Howdy
ButterBall000: Scorn is atmospheric and nothing else
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ratshaker was so good
Darleysam: yeah I just found Scorn surprisingly boring
betweenmyself: Scorn: The Dick One
PipeSmokingOwl: that wierdo doll game we played b4 ratshaker was close too
Mr_Horrible: Choo Choo Charles was deeply mid
Mr_Horrible: I respect the vision, but it didn't pan out
JoeLowe2: great soundtrack
caoinlean: Cabin one was cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Cabin Factory
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, that was a decent twist on Anomaly Detector genre
ghyllnox: You did get very drunk
HorusFive: Yes you wer
ghyllnox: It was pretty good though
skintbint: thats an all time lets nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Cabin Inspector?
ButterBall000: What was the coroner one?
Pharmacistjudge: drunk adam is quite the spectacle
quigonginnjuice: I've really enjoyed the dark pictures games
ghyllnox: It was pretty good!
ExtraWubs: cabin house was A+
HorusFive: It was good streaming
GamerCat88: it was a good episode of let’s nope
ExtraWubs: Ive went back to watch it
type_variable: what about the puppet tv station one
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dougma: o/ 123 boop
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niccus: is it now topical to try the original Exit 8?
Mr_Horrible:
"We don't watch our own content, who do you think we are?" 
thesimbiote: Loved watching y'all play Visage and Mortuary Assistant
Mai_Andra: Happy Burger Time or whatever it was...
e_bloc: might not be a popular opinion, but pragmata was just so boring
caoinlean: That one was good@
magresta: northernhymen my fav streamer
30teracyte: spelled differently
Kentosaurus: Shaq Hyman
EvilBadman: @e_bloc Ok
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Alone in the Dark games were funny but looked not necessarily very fun to stream
Mr_Horrible: @magresta irl lol
ButterBall000: Someone should make a horror sports game
Kramburger: Hyman, I'm Dad
Mr_Horrible: that was Ben & Alex iirc
ButButTheJesus: I'd love for you and Adam to play Hunt: Showdown, has Adam played that one?
e_bloc: the oilers? the ones that shit the bed every year they make the playoffs?
GasCityGaming: in which was was Adam the smartest man alive?
itsr67: LMFAO
ghyllnox: \o/
ButterBall000: Alone in the Dark is a classic Ben and Alex
Spades_Slicc: Have you played Jack in the Dark?
betweenmyself:
@ButterBall000 Mutant League Football needs to come back 
saucemaster5000:
jail 
kingandcommoner: here we go
Strebenherz: Take your shot
Inquisitor_Xian: o7
HorusFive: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah there we go
GrathXVI: Time to taunt the happy fun wheel
Kentosaurus: o7
ratstronomer: \o/
NazTMann: o7
RandomTM_: oZ
betweenmyself: always safe
Mr_Horrible: nothing bad will ever happen to me
Diabore: all the z's
ghyllnox: oZ
e_bloc: most dark picture games were gas
GamerCat88: oh all dem z
lochnessseammonster:

YeOldeMark: o7
itsr67: Z7
MrSarkhan: z7
kingandcommoner: oZ
RealGamerCow: Beat it Nerd
lamina5432: oz
ButButTheJesus: oh shit
HorusFive: Zed's ded?
queerlystudley: oZ
Mr_Horrible: o7
JKBalch: Capital letters only
caoinlean: o7
NimrodXIV: oZ
skintbint: o7
MWGNZ: o7
super_ashura: o7
Kramburger: oZ
WiJohn: Zeds are ded
HorusFive: oZ
ButButTheJesus: oZ
7gorobei: oZ
tehfewl: Zed's dead Baby
chaos5896: \o/
type_variable: o7
e_bloc: close one
KarolinaLinaLina: o7
Kelazi5: oZ
elmolovessmack: o7
Goombill: Double the number of shots?
WiJohn: o7
empyreon: o7 o7
margerfol: o7
paulthemapguy: Turn off every Zed
Strebenherz: never punished
ButterBall000: All zeds must die
quigonginnjuice: o7
e_bloc: o7
realbadatthis_: oZ
GasCityGaming: o7
Omthebox: o7
Riandisa: o7
JKBalch: O7
Wolfstrike_NL: oZ
Talin06: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Again, so like 2 or 3?
JoeLowe2: o7
ButterBall000: o7
ghyllnox: oZ oZ
e_bloc: zeds dead baby
Thefluffiestguineapig:

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paparoach625: o7
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GamerCat88: oZ
undecided44: Move every zed.... o7
lochnessseammonster: o7 o7
Inquisitor_Xian: o7
kaijubrian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
kaijubrian: O7
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itira: o7
PhuzNutz: o7
zshunter: 07
Mr_Horrible:

30teracyte: you will never shoot me
Spades_Slicc: o7
paulthemapguy: this is the second one so it's zed dead redemption
RealGamerCow: zed's dead
definenull: o7
saucemaster5000: oh yeh teracyte is safe wtf
zshunter: as a Zed I dodged it
HorusFive: Gotta put a ## on the wheel
ButterBall000: How about those q tho?
Mr_Horrible: "I'll get Ben to do it"
e_bloc: in years, they will still tell stores of the night of long knives and timeouts
hippocampus_missing: So glad my username doesn't match my first name...
Kentosaurus: quick get that in writing
Mr_Horrible: they're the storyteller
definenull: They're the designated survivor
MrSarkhan: Doomed to live forever
lochnessseammonster:

gualdhar: @30teracyte you bastard, we'll get you yet!
Mai_Andra: Among Us ?!?!
ProcyonFlynn:
Just have # for the number. And @ for all numbers.
simple
HorusFive: I remember that Twilight Zone episode
Mr_Horrible: bait used to be believable, Adam
e_bloc: "I'll never shoot you. Ben: shoot him"{
30teracyte: oh no i'm gonna get beaten with soap in socks tonight
betweenmyself: 30teracyte is the one who is spared as a warning to all others
kumatsu: I'M BACK FUCKERS
e_bloc: *them
Inquisitor_Xian: I can't be shot, but i die at the slightest of natural causes
Omthebox:
30teracyte come to seachats 
empyreon: the spoooooky door
Mr_Horrible: welcome back Ku
magresta: dont you hate when youre the last person alive and your hands fall off
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thatguysteve2709: I meann I have no mod actions as well but it's not really all it's cracked up to be
RealGamerCow: lookit this hand enjoyer
Mr_Horrible: did you see the Z's on the way out
itira:
@30teracyte 
MilkInBags: only cowards bask in the safety of their names
lamina5432: when the great twitch banning happens and they are the only twitch viewer left
e_bloc: twilight zone is a banger
KarolinaLinaLina: hands are helpful (citation needed)
BrowneePointz: there’s accessibility controllers
ButterBall000: There's options for handicapped folks
saucemaster5000: @30teracyte I sentence you to only fighting bacon's dhalsim
GreyThey: Adaptive controllers are a thing
kumatsu: there's a Hearthstone pro whose disabled literally named NoHandsGamer
HorusFive: Adam- playing UNI with his toes
MilkInBags: also adam you should spin the wheel until you hit M to justify my murder
e_bloc: signalis but on a dance pad
Vinewood_OG: DDR world champ
niccus: postmodern controls
Mr_Horrible: gotta have some mad pipes for something like that
KeytarCat: What was the horror game where we had to find the sheet music to counter the siren song?
itsr67: On a different channel?
GasCityGaming: the foozies!
lamina5432: I have a neighbor who plays with one hand
BrowneePointz: He’s the Def Leppard of UNI!
saucemaster5000: @KeytarCat maid of sker
Inquisitor_Xian: We gotta get Adam voice control so he can just shout his moves, he'd be so powerful
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc to be fair, most games on a dance pad are pretty funny
Pharmacistjudge: make a whole new controller...the ToeBox
KeytarCat: @saucemaster5000 thank
paulthemapguy: In a world where no one has toes, he was the toesen one...
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Mai_Andra: A burger chef is king?
kumatsu: now that I'm not timed out, did we ever get more Visage?
itira: explain
ButterBall000: That's just mean
magresta: happy toesucker tuesday everybody
itsr67: Kirby feet
ButterBall000: I need toes for balance
caoinlean: Ballerinas pissed
kingandcommoner: I will be the one toed king in the land of the toeless
MrSarkhan: feet are gross
MilkInBags: Ben, we never said it had to be clever wishes
Orestes290: Everyone just instantly tips over
Mr_Horrible: violently or painlessly?
BrowneePointz: I like my damn toes. they allow us to GRIP and WALK
GasCityGaming:
no more time trimming toe nails! 
TomatoKigu: Anyone else hear that in Don LaFountaine's voice? "In a world…where no-one has toes…"
Kentosaurus: just one or both?
MilkInBags: "genies are real, dumbass found it"
30teracyte: everyone would fall down all the time
betweenmyself: to put “Big Toe Sock” out of business
Vinewood_OG: Finally I can buy normal shoes!
Nigouki: Graham talked about this on Good Morning Moonbase: when Adam says some unhinged stuff
PhorrestGaze: very funny
PipeSmokingOwl: he didnt state if it was NO NO
caoinlean: No grippers!
e_bloc: simpsonize us
itsr67: That's malicious
saucemaster5000: I'd wish for mcnuggets and dips to never be allowed in the same order
ButterBall000: It just becomes an evolutionary mystery
GreyThey: Half a pinky toe?!
BrowneePointz: and that’s how the world ends
paulthemapguy: the new two political parties
RealGamerCow: My cousin lost his toes in a car accident, and just recently got a tattoo that is a sign that says "Gone to Market" on the rest of his foot
Ritaspirithntr: Adam, no joke, lack of a pinky toe meant that people had super powers in My Hero Academia.
MilkInBags: if we all lose our toes, does juri become minus
kingandcommoner: We don't need to force a new mandela
Pharmacistjudge: the problem is counting to 20 becomes weird to several people
HorusFive: Adam- starting a literal war here
WiJohn: The Mendala toe!
Goombill: This is the wish that gave us some Berenstain/Berenstein shit
Mr_Horrible: he's making Yesterday or whatever the fuck that movie was, except for toes
Vinewood_OG: That's the ring toe
itira: @saucemaster5000 diabolical
ButterBall000: How many little piggies need to go to market?
itsr67: power word: webbed toe
e_bloc: there . . . are . .. four toes
MrSarkhan: what if we all had monkey feet instead?
Darleysam: ooh there's a new sci-fi Supermassive (Dark Pictures) game coming next month, Directive 8020
KarolinaLinaLina: Is that how the galactic jihad in Dune starts
Pharmacistjudge: base 10 counting is a problem
skintbint: pinkietoe sounds like a board game
ProcyonFlynn: 100% if you have a world wide universal wish. Everyone wakes up in their ideal/desired body. I'd want to see the world deal with that.
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Mr_Horrible: "So basically there's a subreddit-" you already fucked up
KeytarCat:
A relic of the ancient past, the five-toed toe shoe 
Pharmacistjudge: it's all yes and
MilkInBags: 4chan but wholesome
e_bloc: thats just twitch chat
Mr_Horrible: it's a place for people to post childhood misrememberings
BrowneePointz: ….
Mr_Horrible: but you have to go with the bit
saucemaster5000: lmao
ghyllnox:

Darleysam: dog, that's just illiteracy
MWGNZ: classic shuan truther post
MrSarkhan:

Juliamon: shuan
PhorrestGaze: man, that's crazy
HorusFive: parma-shaun vs parma-sean
Mr_Horrible: I would post a memory insisting that the OP was a fucking dumbass
MilkInBags: we want some parmeshuan sauce
Vinewood_OG: This is the way to pollute AI!
caoinlean: Only yes anding
BrowneePointz: LOL
BrowneePointz: Mr horrible based
Mr_Horrible: (the joke is I'm the OP here)
Pharmacistjudge: is parmashawn just another SCP?
Vinewood_OG: LEAN IN
NoxStryx: @Vinewood_OG Have you hear about AI tarpits?
BrowneePointz: Parmashawn is a Splatoon npc
MilkInBags: yeah that's why I say shit in twitch chat, to pollute AI
niccus: the first few LLMs were so poisoned by counting reddits
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Land_Manatee: I swear, there used to be a show with the same name as this that played horror games. (pls don't shoot me)
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KarolinaLinaLina: look at this guy, he wants sources
Mr_Horrible: I can definitely understand *pronouncing* it Parmashawn, tho, with the whole "parmesean" misspelling
neisan2112: At minimum click a link
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags I thought you were one
letfireraindown: absolutely
MilkInBags: how dare you
kingandcommoner: but sometimes the Ai confirmes MY biases
itsr67: Cool
itira:

chaos5896: you could add "-ai" to your search
NoxStryx: Farmer John cheese
Mr_Horrible: if they shoot you Land_Manatee then comedy's illegal
ButButTheJesus: ok
Yolysses: did you know you can make google exclude that ai bit?
Vinewood_OG:
@NoxStryx New hobby unlocked! 
Pharmacistjudge: you do realize, we will watch you sit there do nothing. we do that with ian and cameron
Omthebox: Failure should be celebrated gosh dangit
Yolysses:
I only just found out! 
Mr_Horrible: their sub message was funny
e_bloc: success is also punished
Dog_of_Myth:

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hippocampus_missing: I thought my screen froze
itsr67: Orbital
betweenmyself:
train AI on Let’s Nope Twitch chat until every Google Overview contains
emotes
MWGNZ:

ButterBall000: I always misheard "rum and coke" as "roman coke" The first time I asked for one, they gave me the most "what the fuck are you talking about" look
e_bloc: thats talking sim
Mr_Horrible: you need to train Ben to have your iron constitution, Adam
Omthebox: I wish things made me laugh.
Mr_Horrible: then you can shoot anyone
BrowneePointz: I thought this was Mouse PI for a second
Mr_Horrible:

Pharmacistjudge: what do you mean what do you mean?
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz No this is a good game
MilkInBags: we laugh when adam makes south park noises on his stream
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TomatoKigu: @ButterBall000 "One roman coke with my chicken sees her salad please"
Mr_Horrible: I think actually yeah Adam has laughed at more of my bullshit
saucemaster5000: laughter is the first sign of insanity
paulthemapguy: Laughing is good. More laughing is more gooder.
MilkInBags: i never make adam laugh
e_bloc: Adam's entire skeleton is funny bones
EvilBadman: You just unlocked the East Wing
BrowneePointz: @EvilBadman I’ve heard nothing but good things about that game???
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 every time I giggle it could be my Joker Moment
BrowneePointz: Victor Gideon
e_bloc: bumped into jim morrison
neisan2112: Met up with Leon then imediatly seperated
frozenphoenix7: Well, Leon got choked the f out by the creepy dude
MacbethSeemsSus: I believe you were Liam Neeson'd
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gnomebot1: Easy to enter, hard to leave?
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betweenmyself:

Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz everything I've heard is "deeply meh, doesn't do anything interesting with the vibe it's trying to cultivate"
Mr_Horrible: like Cuphead if it missed the point and wasn't as well animated
Inquisitor_Xian: These bits are scary, but Leons sections are incredible action set-pieces lol
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible my sarcasm blindness is so bad I can’t tell if you’re being honest or making fun of IGN
kumatsu: I got to the new raid fight in the ff14 patch just now and the dramatic boss music meshes so well with this game
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I'm 100% serious
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69 I was trying to think of a witty message to put here, but I got nothin’
MilkInBags: give it a hand
betweenmyself:
there *is* technically a way to shoot the Raccoon’s without using ammo or knives… But no real point to doing so in a stream like this. 
SnackPak_: neat
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz Giant bomb gave it a 3/5
e_bloc: you can tell because the zombies have 'take me out instantly' tattooed on their back in Japanes
MacbethSeemsSus: highly pressurized zombies
saucemaster5000: remember the gusher commercials where gushers turned your head into fruit abominations?
paulthemapguy: Lol that guy's chest cavity is the inventory chest for the game
betweenmyself:
Water on the Knee? 
GasCityGaming: Mouse game has 95% on steam still with 5k reviews, but it is ok to not like things still
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @saucemaster5000 commercials were weird in the ‘90s
Getter404: I'd just stick a coin in there and see if he started wiggling
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 tv ads in that era had an odd obsession with "kids/teens turning into stuff". Capri sun, gushers, honeycomb...
BrowneePointz: yes
tehfewl: only the haunted parts
ghyllnox: Uh, what?
paulthemapguy: the circumstances putting me in the hospital are usually what freak me out
saucemaster5000: adam got meet joe black'd
Getter404: He got Meet Joe Black'd?
SnackPak_:
didnt learn the first time 
BrowneePointz: I had childhood hip disease and the frequent trips for nearly a decade gave me intense doc office anxiety
NotCainNorAbel: you should see the truck
MilkInBags: was it the same driver each time
betweenmyself: then a tank when he was 17… I sense a pattern
ghyllnox: So are you in an isekai now?
kingandcommoner: hey, no Seinfelding
caoinlean: What did you need fixing?
itira: >.>
MilkInBags: easy target
GasCityGaming: I was tounge tied when i was born, technically my only surgery as like nearly a newborn
SnackPak_: who could know
HorusFive: Gotta get more juice
Vinewood_OG:
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paulthemapguy: Yoshi's crafted world really took a major tone shift in the sequel
Mr_Horrible:
this is French-Canadian Persecution 
MilkInBags: cultural bullying
Fanklok: Whoa we got into the game in less than 30 mins?
SnackPak_: gotta pump those numbers
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BrowneePointz: cuz the game is good
MilkInBags: who the fuck
BrowneePointz: and they want to play it
saucemaster5000: to protect the innocent
e_bloc: Let's nope will catch up in 2028
Juliamon: some punching bags are more fun to hit than others
lamina5432: game good
betweenmyself:
CRAFTING! 
MrSarkhan: blood ammo
ButterBall000: Clever girl
MilkInBags: "and milk was timed out" is an effective punch line
Diabore: they must have been american
betweenmyself: don’t question it
MWGNZ: blood was full of iron
Mr_Horrible: stealth bloodborne sequel
MacbethSeemsSus: blammo
The_Color_Twelve: blood bullets
Spades_Slicc: the chemical formula for gunpowder was encoded in the dna
Fanklok: Based on a meme on saw Grace knows Alchemy
tehfewl: ah yes, you can see her in blood, they are weak to bullets
NoxStryx: He was american, we have guns in our blood
Seth_Erickson: does anything else really make sense in resident evil games?
MilkInBags: blood vials? bloodborne activated
thesimbiote: You played Light's Out and now you're proficient in ballistics
Getter404: Blood + pocket lint = Bullets. That's just modern medicine
Mr_Horrible: you've used it on corpses before, so I'd assume most are fair game
saucemaster5000: the cheat is grounded!
EvilBadman: @Mr_Horrible No, they just got the item
MilkInBags: ouch
Spades_Slicc: @Seth_Erickson people die when you shoot them full of bullets
KeytarCat: The gun animation makes me wonder what the speed tech will be
MacbethSeemsSus: he saw you going for the light switch
ButButTheJesus: The blood is used in some kinda 3d printer to make bullet, just like the gibs with the chainsaw in Doom. That's my headcanon anyway
ButterBall000: I thought we were curing Ashley?
Pharmacistjudge: no, you got infected in RE4
MacbethSeemsSus: Ashley was a parasite thing
MilkInBags: he ragdolled it's safe
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman oh thought at the beginning of stream they stuck a body after shooting the dude, like in the room with the body with the open chest on the operating table?
Seth_Erickson: @Spades_Slicc how do we account for the zombies, do they not get come back to life?
Vinewood_OG: Nope
Mr_Horrible: that is NOT why we installed that, The Cheat!
Spades_Slicc: @Seth_Erickson I mean, looks like they're dying after being shot full of bullets to me
KeytarCat: Ashley WAS a parasite 😤
chaos5896: who, me? oh i know nothing of this franchise. im just happy top be here
saucemaster5000: the cheese blankie days
Pharmacistjudge: and then you get lasered during the game to remove the parasite
Seth_Erickson: because I'm almost certain there were some zombies that you shot dead and then later they could get back up in this and other Resident Evil games
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "Mr Puff Puff Pass The Sharp Cheddar" will rattle around in my head forever
Mr_Horrible: Jordynne really cooked with that
Mr_Horrible: I don't think you're allowed to take that outta the operating theater, bud
e_bloc: it works on many levels
Fanklok: Sick pyramid head cosplay
Seth_Erickson: For a specific example of my point Leon blew the head of the massive lady zombie and it regenerated the it's whole shit on the spot.
Mr_Horrible: KKona brother
Mr_Horrible:

MilkInBags: to fit all the sponsors in the game
e_bloc: its set in the US
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Big agree, it always makes me at least smile
MacbethSeemsSus: one gun for each day of the week
caoinlean: Yeah Ben!
Fanklok: Monster was the Norman Reedus game
Getter404: 2. There's the random junk gun and the actual handgun you had earlier which they... kept around for some reason.
e_bloc: monster sponsors the podcast only
spo8n: because it's fun to shoot zombies in the knees?
Mr_Horrible: I *think* there's another one besides Porsche for this, but I can't recall, so I may just be making it up
e_bloc: it does make her feel good
itira: I think the voice actor had fun with this
ButterBall000: Can't path
caoinlean: Big "baby ruth" energy
Mr_Horrible: when the pathfinding *just* barely doesn't make it
MacbethSeemsSus: me seeing a bug in the shower
TomatoKigu: Pathfinding glitch nice
betweenmyself: for what it’s worth, the Crafting menu can be accessed by tabbing over to the right from your Inventory
Getter404: @Mr_Horrible Hamilton watches on Leon AND Grace + his jacket is some name brand that I can't remember
Kramburger: Baited
johnnylongtorso: sounds like Bender is having a bad day
Kramburger:
THAT'S not why they call you that Ben 
NathanJay_GA: "Turn off the lights!" "Keep it down!" This really is Dad's house
Mr_Horrible: @Getter404 fair. Does the camerawork featuring them feel as hilarious as his car?
Fanklok: Me being angry about loud noises and making loud noises doesn't count
e_bloc: "keep it down" *bangs iv tower against wall*
caoinlean: Ouch!
Kramburger: Scratching at your face like a DJ
Mr_Horrible: Grace just crawling through all of this like "I don't even work here this isn't my fault!"
Seth_Erickson: it's funny there because I think she's scrubbing your face clean
ButterBall000: Jokes on you, I already do that
SnackPak_: no thanks, I enjoy cooking
saucemaster5000: adam is just describing what I offer for a living
Manitu_25: but I love cooking
Kramburger: Hard no, cooking isn't that hard
MacbethSeemsSus: first date
gualdhar: at work, on camera, full body
Vinewood_OG: Better than ice down the pants
johnnylongtorso: it's PPT!
Fanklok: "Hey which one of you fuckers pissed my pants?!"
Diabore: im diapering up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that just being in an old folks home?
lamina5432: diaper time
GamerCat88: pee right before you make it to the bathroom
PhorrestGaze: worst time makes a big difference over random
Seth_Erickson: time to start wearing diapers
caoinlean: Nope
Mr_Horrible: something guaranteed to be tasty and satisfying
raulghoulia: food budget becomes diaper budget
BrowneePointz: that’s life with incontinence or mobility issues
Vinewood_OG: Is the food free?
spurius: so adult diapers time
cutaos: diaper time baby
niccus: you'll need 365 mattresses
saucemaster5000: simply don't wear pants checkmate
SnackPak_: every morning you wake up in puss
SnackPak_: piss*
Mr_Horrible: bro you're making my bladder significantly more powerful than it is in this scenario
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Yeah
ghizmou: simply don't wear pants
GamerCat88: define pants....
saucemaster5000: kilt wearers will win
Darth_Litigious: Go everywhere in hip waders.
itira: skirt
schordash: you're unconscious, in the middle of a surgery
Mr_Horrible: dress time baby
Mr_Horrible: sundress season
therepoman__: Hello gamers
caoinlean: Then you make other people's pants wet
ButterBall000: Kilts
spo8n: nudist colony?
gualdhar: simply walk everywhere with no pants
TomatoKigu: Just winnie the pooh it
lamina5432: what if I aint wearing anything
SnackPak_: pissy socks sounds miserable
chaos5896: so if i wear nothing, then nothing happens?
Kramburger: I imagine pissing on the floor in a nudist colony is frowned upon
GamerCat88: you have to wet someone elses pants
Vinewood_OG: everyday is beach day
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MacbethSeemsSus: cooking isn't that big a deal
Thefluffiestguineapig: You would be anyways, if you're soaking your pants it would be a puddle anyways
MrPipboy3000: Sounds like I'm rocking a raincoat kilt ....
Getter404: Is dehydration an issue?
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Kramburger: Ben, chicken nuggets are not a meal
BrowneePointz: free food
saucemaster5000: I mean honest answer no cause I am an adult who enjoys cooking
Orestes290: Do you pee normally as well or is that all you have to pee in the day
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 Probably
saucemaster5000: oh it's free
saucemaster5000: hm
thesimbiote: You could make a case with your doctor for a catheter, if it's that severe
spo8n: what if you do a handstand and drink the piss?
Vinewood_OG: Sold
Seth_Erickson: I don't know I think the time I saved is wrapped up in pissing myself in public every day
ghyllnox: There are three cubes, maybe there's three boxes
Seth_Erickson: because then I have to go immediately home afterwards from whatever I'm doing
e_bloc: thats just glp with extra steps
MrSarkhan: if I still have to pee normally then no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also can I tell people?
TomatoKigu: I love cooking…I hate eating. Not sure this deal would be worth it for me.
Diabore: megaman p-tank
lamina5432: move to a lake and then evertime it happens just walk into it to clean up a bit
raulghoulia: only eating asparagus
Cptasparagus: three succulent chinese meals?
dolphgrim: We must abide by the rules of piss
caoinlean: Nope vote no
betweenmyself: mind your Ps and Qs… What are Qs? We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.
RealLegitStreamer: if I’ve got something important that day can I opt out and buy food? put the curse on hold?
Vinewood_OG: Never pay for food again? I'd let someone else piss my pants.
Seth_Erickson: Like I don't think I can go to work knowing I'll piss in the middle of it every single day
Mr_Horrible: "The puzzle box brings me so much joy" -> "The puzzle box brings me mild trepidation" -> "The puzzle box has wrought nothing but misfortune for me"
e_bloc: the lesser known robert's rules of pissing
Mr_Horrible: that's the sequence of those photos
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealLegitStreamer Yeah like a job interview
MacbethSeemsSus: this curse includes your wedding day
Getter404: Why do we keep sulfuric acid in the conference room?
GasCityGaming: my food is around 500 a month, that's not insignificant.
saucemaster5000: I'd make peeing my profession -- "whattup youtube it's the pizzler here!"
itira: YES
TomatoKigu: YES
Vinewood_OG: Yes
Kramburger: Get off the grid
SnackPak_: sounds rad
Kramburger: The man can't find you
GamerCat88: a cruise ship
thesimbiote: Does the food adhere to my dietary restrictions and allergies?
Seth_Erickson: I feel the same
Seth_Erickson: personally
saucemaster5000: I live in the woods man
therepoman__: I require social interaction, thats a no from me dog
e_bloc: join the navy
Mr_Horrible: Pissboatman, my least favorite mega man robot master
caoinlean: Yes bx you'd only piss on land!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thesimbiote THIS is a big one
GasCityGaming: Is it like houseboat or....?
Seth_Erickson: I could not live isolated for three square meals a day
MrSarkhan: I work from home. I could just wait until after the daily piss to go out and do stuff.
BluTGI: Boat Enthusiasts Unite.
Seth_Erickson: that's not worse
Inquisitor_Xian: i lived on a boat for a long time and loved it, admittedly we had a slip at a dock but still
e_bloc: I think that's 100% accurate
Kramburger: Hi folks, I'm Piss Boatman, running for the third District school board
Mr_Horrible: just start running lots of marathons
Seth_Erickson: that's not worth it
Vinewood_OG: I'll haunt the PNW as the new cryptid Pissfoot
Mr_Horrible: that's a great excuse to piss yourself
itira: 'here comes the piddler'
MacbethSeemsSus: again, your wedding
e_bloc: urine combat
TomatoKigu: Man I haven't left my house in like six years except for medical appointments…I think I could deal with living in the middle of nowhere with nothing but my books.
caoinlean: But bys its always the worst time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG This got me
schordash:

Getter404: Hi Chunk.
MrSarkhan:

gualdhar: BABY
MacbethSeemsSus: big baby
kingandcommoner: hahahahahahaha
Pharmacistjudge: Nelly?
Mr_Horrible: the baby from 8 grew up, I guess
Kramburger: Kiiiis
ghyllnox: Big babyyy
chaos5896:

Seth_Erickson: I think the worst time is always when you're at your job, if you aren't a remote worker
Spades_Slicc: Adam "If i won the lottery I'm going going somewhere remote" Brinson Savidan: You really wanna live remote?
Kramburger: kissssss
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ButterBall000: Oh Lawd!
Vinewood_OG:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pfffft joke about jump scare into actual jump scare
betweenmyself: big buddy guy
thesimbiote: Big dude
Kramburger: The jiggle physics on the belly are SUPURB
Fanklok: Run away is a very strong term
Fanklok: More like saunter away
Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THEM PLAY THE GAME
Mr_Horrible:
you have to let Adam appreciate the artistry, Ben 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry for all caps
EvilBadman: The Map will tell you a lot of stuff, they made it nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't mean to
Mr_Horrible:
actually that ask will be on your next performance review 
Mr_Horrible: (as "good job, that was great for the stream")
Mr_Horrible: I must admit, my curiosity was piqued
Kramburger: Juan Bullet
Seth_Erickson: for the gun that's like half her arm
Mr_Horrible: whenever the big baby isn't on the screen...
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Mr_Horrible: we do, unironically
itsr67: man
Mr_Horrible: Dark by Dungeon
Seth_Erickson: she's the collector
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seth_Erickson The one that every time Grace fires it I wonder how it doesn't break her in half
Seth_Erickson: it's too bad it's only skins, but it is still sick
Mr_Horrible: wait, which killer gets the Collector skin?
Toxxick: BLood into Bullet? Bloodborne?
BluTGI: Blood ammo?
Mr_Horrible: neat
Kramburger: They're turning the iron in the blood into bullets
Seth_Erickson: and now notably the blood does not take an inventory slot right
Getter404: But scrap is very limited, so...
Mr_Horrible: Grace trained in the Yharnam division of the FBI
Seth_Erickson: which is very generous I think
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson it do
Mr_Horrible: the schlorp device is a slot
Kaaosa: oh look it's the boo boys
MrPipboy3000: Every time the baby isn't on screen the players should be saying "Where's the baby?"
itsr67:

caoinlean: Oh nice! Happy you got hearing back
Kramburger: The big baby should have access to a jetpack
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger But each filled canister or whatever isn't a slot
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible ah that's too bad
Mr_Horrible: Adam tempting fate to give this enemy a - and I quote - "pilsbury dough boy"
Kramburger: Art...
Seth_Erickson: Overwhelmingly Positive
Seth_Erickson:

ButterBall000: Can you stab the dumpy?
johnnylongtorso: I can't believe the Umbrella Corporation bought Gerber
Fanklok: Oh so the big baby can go stomping around screaming and no body cares but graces walks too loud and every loses their shit?
JessieImproved: The variety of models and behaviors is great
saucemaster5000: LMAOKai defended chronos and said he had fun with it
saucemaster5000: I trust him
BluTGI: @johnnylongtorso I can!
kumatsu: gotta give your monkey some slurp juice
Mr_Horrible: oh this lad's leaving slop everywhere
caoinlean: @Fanklok Sexist jerks
Kramburger: That's too juicy
Kramburger: I want a cup of that blood's piss
nurseflynn: Did they start this run tonight?
Kramburger: Last week
itsr67: truth
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I do definitely think it suffers a lot from weekly plays
saucemaster5000: shit that's true
nurseflynn: Thanks
Kaaosa: mai's cool
MacbethSeemsSus: @nurseflynn last week
Mr_Horrible: 30R 10L 50R
Mr_Horrible:

Kaaosa: i said it because i'm brave
EvilBadman: Downstairs is a big circle
Spades_Slicc: @Mr_Horrible You're taking 10 Ls?
BluTGI: Pop! That! Babe!
johnnylongtorso: you remind me of the babe
Seth_Erickson: even if it did see you what can it really do
Seth_Erickson: the halls are a little cramped
Kramburger: Baby's eyes aren't very well developed
Seth_Erickson: that's fair actually
caoinlean: Its a baby Adam it has no object permanence
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc ... I couldn't decide which was better between "I've never taken an L" and "I've already taken innumerable Ls" so just imagine I said whichever was funnier to you
betweenmyself:
I believe discovered safes appear on your map? 
Spades_Slicc: @Mr_Horrible Hilarity duly noted
EvilBadman: You have a lockpick Ben. Single use.
BrowneePointz: FWIW I think it's funnier playing Chronos INTO this, where you can see "Oh this is solid with some kinda questionable design decisions" vs "These are veterans who are the best in the biz at this" so Chronos' flaws feel even bigger in comparison
MacbethSeemsSus: uninstall, 1/10
Thefluffiestguineapig: We're doing single save?
BluTGI: More power!
Kramburger: My cat's sitting on my mouse so I'm stuck here for a while
Fanklok: Hey ya'll let's all clap and say something neutral about Adam. Don't have to jump on his case for every opinion
Mr_Horrible: wait, does the flashlight take up an inventory slot?
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Spades_Slicc: "rare metal" shows washer and bolt, some of the most common metal objects you can find
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible If so THAT'S dogshit
Mr_Horrible: I'd guess rare metal, as opposed to scrap, makes magnum ammo?
EvilBadman: The map in this is really helpful
johnnylongtorso: @Spades_Slicc yeah, but it's made of ytterbium
Goombill: I liked that they clearly mark all the things you didn't get to on the map, it saved me a lot of wasted backtracking.
Getter404: JUICE
Mr_Horrible:
@Thefluffiestguineapig you won't like my opinion of that design decision, then 
itsr67: YEEAH
betweenmyself: @Mr_Horrible it does not
MacbethSeemsSus: *pop*
MrSarkhan: gross
Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnnylongtorso That got me
spo8n: nice!
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself ah, shame
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeeeeee big splat
itsr67:

Seth_Erickson: Ben's greatest weakness, spin locks
Fanklok: Just like opening a real combo lock
saucemaster5000: depends on the lock
kaijubrian: In real life you do
Seth_Erickson: real ones can do that yeah
kingandcommoner: for real locks, usually
spo8n: you skip the second number
Spades_Slicc: Usually combo locks have you do a 360 inbetween 2 numbers
Vinewood_OG:
If youtube has taught me anything you can simply open the safe with another safe. 
MacbethSeemsSus: rude
BusTed:

CaptainSpam: Welp, guess it's your fault.
Nigouki: Boss Nassa noises
Mr_Horrible: seems rude, big guy
BluTGI: That babe has opinions!
Kramburger: Baby, we don't use those kinds of words buddy
thesimbiote: He can boogie when he's motivated
Spades_Slicc: Hey look it shouted or something
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Mr_Horrible: I mean they're a baby
GasCityGaming: that thing's big bombad
johnnylongtorso: @Nigouki Boss Baby Nass
betweenmyself: he’s just hangry, get him a Snickers
BluTGI: He's a toys-R-us kid
Mr_Horrible:

Seth_Erickson: they're trying to fool you into treating them less harshly because they look like a child
Spades_Slicc: like tumblr users
saucemaster5000: I love treating babies like an a dolt
Seth_Erickson: oldest trick in the book
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unfortunately we are the snickers
Mr_Horrible: fuck I could go for a snickers
saucemaster5000: frozen snickers
saucemaster5000: ice cream snickers
raulghoulia: my friends 5 year old calls every one Bruh. He is not yet a disaffected teen
Mr_Horrible: Benjamin that's hospital property
A_Dub888: what if they’re a Butterfinger person?
johnnylongtorso: kids when their ipads run out of battery be like
Thefluffiestguineapig: The blood room might be labeled on the map
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's got a point
ActualFactual: Hi Adam and Ben.
BrowneePointz: Blameless Zone Bero
Mr_Horrible: we love Adjacency Puzzles
Mr_Horrible: I love to open up my Labyrinth Trove
chaostreader: minimum steps: 2 is mean
johnnylongtorso: I loved this puzzle in Super Mario RPG
Mr_Horrible: the way they're designed for games, usually that's sufficient
ActualFactual: :3
A_Dub888: Got it, “Adam doesn’t think”
BluTGI: "I'm not thinking." - Adam
e_bloc: I just look up the solution
Kaaosa: wow
Seth_Erickson: thinking is for nerds
Spades_Slicc: thinky stinky
Mr_Horrible: he's a being of pure instinct
kumatsu: ActualFactual, fromt the Parmashawn dimension
GamerCat88: thinky stinky
SnackPak_: thinky stinky
ButterBall000: transing your fusions
GasCityGaming: steroids!
saucemaster5000: the brita filter has not been changed
lamina5432: we know theres a voice thinking in his head though
Manitu_25: that‘s why he never learned to swim
e_bloc: much to think about was a lie
Seth_Erickson: MilkinBags logging on
Kaaosa: blilk
WiJohn: You might be Bishop
Spades_Slicc: in order to clock that you're not thinking i'd have to be thinking
Mr_Horrible: I mean the other blood you picked up was green, that also seems unhealthy
SnackPak_: or your an android from aliens
BluTGI: Blood type? Vitamin D.
Mr_Horrible: "My word! This data!"
Fanklok: Average 2026 corporate email
Seth_Erickson: they always need children, you ever think about that
thesimbiote: "Nurse, hand me my data scraper"
saucemaster5000: oh buddy,
KeytarCat: @Pharmacistjudge Well now I want to!
itsr67: milky blood is grody
ActualFactual: You won't catch me writing my evil plans in a notebook.
BluTGI: This guy co-agulates.
Vinewood_OG: But your Natty Profile!!
kumatsu: you always are
BrowneePointz: @Pharmacistjudge I LOVE horseshoe crabs!
Seth_Erickson:
steroids increase max health 
saucemaster5000: milky blood means you are an anroid in aliens
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NightValien28: DAMN
Kaaosa: @ActualFactual that's why you're the only evil mastermind i'd consider following but ultimately betray
Seth_Erickson: it's the Hulk modesty
Mr_Horrible: surprised the pants are still there, that's good material
SnackPak_: why would you hide legs like that?
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible what do either of us know about good material
e_bloc: the living is easy
BrowneePointz: they looked like Denim shorts those things are more likely to cause injury to you before ripping
Pharmacistjudge: build an enoxparin bridge...
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 enough to know it when we see it - we're so familiar with the opposite
Seth_Erickson: people be journaling, just not like that
ActualFactual: @Kaaosa Great, now if you would please sit in that special chair that drops you into lava when I push a button....
GrathXVI: Argh
duiker6: Argh
itsr67: some of us write as pirates
Kaaosa: @ActualFactual o7
Land_Manatee: Well, you're definitely going to forget your evil plans, then. In Shambles. Easily foiled by guys like this.
raulghoulia: itchy tasty
BluTGI: This world full of only tumblr users
MacbethSeemsSus: Let me transpose my facebook feed....
kumatsu: "Today Beatrice told me about the secret passage behind the bookcase. I won't tell anyone"
Fanklok: I've never written anything in my life
Seth_Erickson: I remember that part
Mr_Horrible: the literacy crisis in Victoria BC localized entirely within an office of streamers
BrowneePointz: Noted Book Enjoyer Adam, doesn't know how to read
Seth_Erickson: you had dinner with some of them
thesimbiote: Adam 🤝 Lea Michelle
Linzington: non famous lesbian. can confirm
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge I read that as "exotoxin" due to the particular medical field I'm in and got really confused how it related to coagulation
betweenmyself: in the future, Horror games will be filled with TikTok posts as lore drops
johnnylongtorso: cuddle pile!
Seth_Erickson: get down mr. president just happened there
kragmabutch: another non-famous lesbian here, i second this
SnackPak_: they're clearing the bench like its a hockey fight
Kipstar: why not any famous lesbians?
Vinewood_OG: The Incident
e_bloc: kd lang
Seth_Erickson: and he got away scot free
Mr_Horrible: Adam I keep telling you to stop telling this story on stream
SnackPak_: in minecraft
schordash:

BluTGI: KD Lang wants her revenge.
Mr_Horrible: this is a recorded medium
Mr_Horrible: KD Lang got shooters
Mr_Horrible: you are in danger, my man
betweenmyself:
may or may not have; any evidence to the contrary is hearsay based on one Twitch streamer’s incoherent ramblings 
MacbethSeemsSus: *KD Lang will remember this*
saucemaster5000: ellen degeneres is running a smear campaign
kingandcommoner: Reminds me of how I lost a job because someone blamed me for breaking a box of awards....
Thefluffiestguineapig: How many times have you told this in a recorded medium?
raulghoulia: Kd Lang doesnt forget
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible She IS a country singer so coin flip on that
Spades_Slicc: If only you had a way of attacking people from a distance
Mr_Horrible: just a few - it *is* a funny story
Getter404: Bus it, go in loud?
Strebenherz: @betweenmyself as opposed to all the other totally coherent ramblings
BluTGI: That lady has loud opinions.
BrowneePointz: I enjoy how these encounters with Grace feel like puzzles
Boon_33 *ellen degeneres hurt herself in confusion*
caoinlean: Woa kickback
paulthemapguy: Her mother was a tea kettle
Mr_Horrible: see if this were Leon he'd make a joke about musical theater
SalamiSuperstar: The zombies in this game are so tanky
Seth_Erickson: gotta go gambling
Fanklok: Clean off the white board after you're done with it
SnackPak_: wooow
Mr_Horrible: powerful
Vinewood_OG: Uh ohhhhh
RainyMint:

Spades_Slicc: chuuny
paulthemapguy: hahaha love that
saucemaster5000: mebbe
Spades_Slicc: chuuni?
BluTGI: *looks into camera* He's on to us!
Mr_Horrible:
whatever do you mean, mr mayor? 
BusTed: The NPC on the screen was starting to act up again
Seth_Erickson: don't drink that
caoinlean: Taken where?
saucemaster5000: If I'm not the main character who is writing my lines
MrSarkhan: LMAO
SnackPak_: that checks out
Fanklok: No you're not
Fanklok: Beej is
saucemaster5000: awww good for him
Spades_Slicc: Upgraded from gas stations
Pharmacistjudge: Not to be Taken by which route?
betweenmyself: not to be taken *orally*, presumably
kingandcommoner: But do you have a cause?
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, he *was* a smoker
BusTed: oshit
saucemaster5000: oh fuck
Kramburger: Ben is LRRs bratty sub
BluTGI: Oh shit
GamerCat88: bad guy (billie e starts playing)
CaptainSpam: awwwwww hell
BrowneePointz: And now Ben is trying to sell me American Flags and Crypto
neisan2112:

caoinlean: @Kramburger That i believe
Vinewood_OG: Benny Wheels ain't gonna like that
Spades_Slicc: is this Ben's version of "Gun nut Adam"?
ButButTheJesus: aw snap
Mr_Horrible: *turns hat around* *immediately becomes worse at video games*
Fanklok: Damn Ben instantly looks 15 years younger
Mr_Horrible: victor's so fuckin' tall dude
ButButTheJesus: its ya boy
BrowneePointz: This is how I imagine Ben looks while Camping
johnnylongtorso: Ben Franklin??
Spades_Slicc: Why is this guy as tall as Stephan King?
Seth_Erickson: Dr. Gideon your hospital is in shambles
duiker6: "i liberated you by strapping you to a gurney upside down"
BluTGI: Leather under-shirt is a vibe. A weird vibe.
Darleysam: did someone say.... LIBERATED?!
PipeSmokingOwl: whats the command for submitting clip lol
neisan2112: LIIIIIBERATED
ghyllnox: Is that a snakeskin lab coat?
itsr67: love gideon he is so fuckin creepy
Kramburger: She's not like other girls
Mr_Horrible: "why are you wearing a snakeskin duster in a hospital?"
SnackPak_: @ghyllnox sure is
BluTGI: @ghyllnox Aligator?
BrowneePointz: that's spanish for The Piss
Mr_Horrible: that's spanish for "The Piss"
SalamiSuperstar: This MFer was about to say Frankenstein and then remembered his name
Spades_Slicc: El Piss?
Pharmacistjudge: the piss?
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible HIGH FUCKING FIVE
The_Color_Twelve:
Liberated
Mister_Hawk: shhhhh
BrowneePointz: AT THE SAME TIME
saucemaster5000: da piss
Kaaosa: el piss
Boon_33: he left you upsidown siphoning out your blood....
tehfewl: ELPIS
WiJohn: Free the piss!
ButButTheJesus: The Piss!
Mr_Horrible:
@BrowneePointz proud to share the brain cell 
Darleysam: Elpis Vresley
protojman: any relation to bepis
duiker6: elpis from promethean the created
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible it's the corn symbiosis
Mr_Horrible: truly
betweenmyself: finny, we were talking about piss not fifteen minutes ago
betweenmyself: *funny
RatherLargeToad: needs an ointment
ghyllnox: "No"
Seth_Erickson:

BrowneePointz: ew
Kramburger: Can I see elpis if I haven't seen Aypis through Kaypis
GasCityGaming: Adam!
Mr_Horrible: okay but what's his baptism status?
ActualFactual: she just wedged that door from the wrong side...
GhostValv: pwincess~~
MacbethSeemsSus: Jason? Jason!
Boon_33: the chair bought us -1 seconds
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah Victor's great
Seth_Erickson: I like Gideon
itsr67: pwincess
Mr_Horrible: ohhhh PWINcesssssssss~~~~
Kramburger: Gwace
ButterBall000: Gonna get mawweid
Strebenherz: demerits
BrowneePointz: Let me find my goowd fedowa
e_bloc: nothing wrong with saying grace
WiJohn: & then he got eaten by a giant baby
johnnylongtorso: now I'm imagining Homestar Runner in this game
Kramburger: Wesident Eveoo
Mr_Horrible: it's time fow youw 5 o cwock, pwincess~~~
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Pharmacistjudge: well we play destiny 2 now
Spades_Slicc: basically yeah
Seth_Erickson: depends on how strong the acid is
BrowneePointz: depends on the acid
WiJohn: There would be such fumes
BrowneePointz: but kinda
chaostreader: depends.
Boon_33: gallium based acid
johnnylongtorso: what is acid if not poison for metal
Pharmacistjudge: moon prism power
public_key_reveal_party: Depends but it's not that unreasonable
Mr_Horrible: why they got Christian Bale for that photo?
Kramburger: If the wood didn't melt it means its fake
itsr67: moon sun
ghyllnox: What's the symbol on the top of the case?
Boon_33: star sun moon star
VinylMinty: that was the heads office
Mr_Horrible: Car Door Hook Hand
Juliamon: Maybe they change the password once in awhile bc their tech department made them
betweenmyself: you already opened the Moon puzzle box
itsr67: good infosec
Getter404:

ActualFactual: Adam, the big thinker
Kramburger: And then ultra sun and ultra moon
BusTed:

Mr_Horrible: hey wait you're reading one of those on Saturday whaddya mean EW?
Kaaosa: literacy required to proceed
Thefluffiestguineapig:

itsr67: D:
Boon_33: later this week on Dice Friends, Adam reads a book.
Kaaosa: i'm trying to get some t-virus if you know what i mean
Mr_Horrible: love to guide all humanity with my light
e_bloc: bad times dont last, but bad guys do
e_bloc: be a beacon
Vinewood_OG: @e_bloc Ayyyooo
BrowneePointz: Backwards Hat Ben made it look like you were about to shotgun a Coors Light and crush the can against your head at a moment's notice
Seth_Erickson: Is RE8's main antagonist the only one that isn't trying to research human evolution?
Mr_Horrible: "Charles... it's a puzzle box, Charles. I'm hiding my car keys in it, Charles..."
BrowneePointz: Got Dang Berta Boy
BrowneePointz: Chug a lug Brother
itsr67: yar
Kaaosa: hey ben next time we meet up do you wanna shotgun some light beers
GamerCat88: yar
public_key_reveal_party: Adam would be a lot more into guns probably
Kramburger: Backwards hat Ben sits backwards in the cuck chair
BrowneePointz: okay but The Last Saskatchewan Pirate is a fucking BANGER epithet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Solving a puzzle to get a component for another puzzle!
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Kaaosa: all beverages have their place
zshunter: Want to hear a really dumb trick you can do with the blind guy and chunk?
Pharmacistjudge: there are pirates everywhere. when buying isn't owning....
Mr_Horrible: who the fuck left coins in the microwave???
Mr_Horrible: that's gonna break it!
GamerCat88: wait you havent heard the song Adam... "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate" The Arrogant Worms
paulthemapguy: "Grab his dick and twist it!!"
VinylMinty: SHOW US YOUR TEETH
ButButTheJesus: ew, i don't wanna
Getter404: FIRMLY grasp it
InconsiderateHat: Grab his D*ck and twist it!
BluTGI: Classic song
itsr67: the hand motion kills me
Kaaosa: dude i went to an nba game last season and a chant of "twist his dick" broke out and i was never more happy to be alive
itsr67: every time
BrowneePointz: give em the OOOOOOOOLE dick twist!(twist his dick!)
N30dude: Last Sask Pirate, a classic at all my highschool dances
itsr67: the olllll dick twist
Mr_Horrible: that's 11 commemorative crushed pennies
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible cuz of the dick twist jokes I read that as crushes penises and choked on my drink
BusTed:

RandomTM_: so
Kaaosa: i said what i said
A_Dub888: and?
saucemaster5000: teaching them proper lessons
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I mean those would likely also be commemorative
MrSarkhan:

Boon_33: gotta teach em young
Pharmacistjudge: the chants you hear at an AEW show are really weird and I don't think twist his deck would be out of the ordinary
e_bloc: gotta learn to twist dicks when you can
BrowneePointz: or in England, a Footy Father
betweenmyself: these things need not be mutually exclusive
MacbethSeemsSus: *ben sees child in cage, immediately turns around*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus And never goes back
e_bloc: the dicks will be twisted until morale improves
Kaaosa: the kids have been around for 10+ years, the shine wears off. hive mind meme chanting does not
Kramburger: Ricochet is bald, it must be said
Mr_Horrible: can't give people shit about being bald, that's how you get attacked by bears
Boon_33: I gotta assume the dick twist has saved atleast one life since it was invented
Kramburger: I heard Ricochet's bald because now even his hair likes him
Kramburger: *not
Mr_Horrible: bible story
Kaaosa:

ghyllnox: It's a bible story
Getter404: The math checks out
Kramburger: Go up, blady
BluTGI: Don't Eff with bears!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 .............How? By inducing so much pain someone was forced to respond?
BusTed: go up baldy
LithelyUnshod: Go up, Baldy!
BrowneePointz: wait someone made fun of NorthernLion and God smote them?
paulthemapguy: "go up you baldhead!" or something
betweenmyself: permanent, yes
Kramburger: Context: Go up baldy is in the bible
Kaaosa: @undecided44 real
LithelyUnshod: Elisha, I think?
BluTGI: The bloom is coming off the roses
ghyllnox: Elisha (a prophet) sicced some bears on a group of kids
Kramburger: My youngest is two and that shine has lost its lustre
Mr_Horrible: "You've lost your luster..." "...yeah, good to see you too, Dad"
EvilBadman: You don't need coins for anything else you can put the three in
Mr_Horrible: 17 Black
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig everyone has a plan till they get twisted in the dick
ButButTheJesus: "I think you mean Shining"
Mr_Horrible: LetItRide
paulthemapguy: off by one!
e_bloc: always bet on black
Mr_Horrible: All in on 17 black
Kramburger: You can bet on black and 29
MrPipboy3000: I'll allow it
betweenmyself: it counts
shendaras:

BusTed: 13x your bet
BluTGI: Bet you won't!
Mr_Horrible: great timing
itsr67: hugs
duiker6: excellent pause timing
paulthemapguy: perfectly cut pauses
The_Color_Twelve: again with the eye dangles
couchboyj: Remember, its not gambling if its a sure thing
GamerCat88: its not gambling if its not ur money
Boon_33: Ben doesn't need a ride, he needs ammo/
ButterBall000: @GamerCat88 Then it's Insider Trading
Kaaosa: what's a hexagon
Mr_Horrible: look, video game players have never picked up a wrench in their lives
matthaus_c: how goes Re9uiem
Mr_Horrible: they gotta be informed
paulthemapguy: You didn't know what a wrench is ya fuckin dumbass? -the game
ActualFactual: My first day at the bike shop my co-worker explained that to me.
TomatoKigu: Hexagons are bestagons.
Mr_Horrible: it's a thing that Terry Cavanagh made a game about
saucemaster5000: dude can't count to hex
LithelyUnshod: Hexagons are bestagons
MacbethSeemsSus: "so the play testers didn't know what to do with the wrench"
BusTed: "But that bolt is octagonal! It'll never work!"
ActualFactual: "Use the wrench to craft bicycles"
ButterBall000: oop, wrong person
betweenmyself: Not much what’s a hexagon with you?
Kaaosa: ben you have to make a connection to the number 6 first
Fanklok: I saw a cereal called Crispy Hexagons once
Kramburger: A hexagon is what happens when a etsy witch cleanses you
NoxStryx: Not much whats hexag on with you?
Yoshi_Gal: A tool for twisting his dick off
kingandcommoner: Hexagon is my new anti-curse medication
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible that game rules so much
Kaaosa: i was typing it but you pre-empted me
Boon_33: A hexagon is when a pentagon and a septagon love eachother very much.
paulthemapguy: A tool for twisting dicks with hexagonal cross sections
SalamiSuperstar: We're trying to find the exit to this building and get hexa gone
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 it's how I found Chipzel's music in college
betweenmyself:
SURPRISE! 
Kaaosa: does it work on non-hexagonal dicks
NotCainNorAbel: I work with 20y/o that have never turned a screwdriver
BusTed: I like this guy
Kaaosa: asking for a friend
Vinewood_OG: Dixagone
BluTGI: Dome
Boon_33: new coolaid ad just dropped
Mr_Horrible: I do like that he's just trying to get you off the job site
Kaaosa: "wheerrre's your harrrd hatttt"
Mr_Horrible: I also appreciate that Grace generally reacts to this shit like Ethan did
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm glad he's still OSHA compliant as a zombie
jessicaengle: My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
CaptainSpam: That seemed like a very conspicuous and well-highlighted thing for you to not be able to interact with it.
paulthemapguy: Her reactions are so real. well done
matthaus_c: OSHA doesn't audit people anymore, if they find you in violation they just do that
Kaaosa: bro how hard would you have to hit that crate for it to shatter in one blow
Kaaosa: that's insane
BusTed: the unstoppable bad boy
paulthemapguy: sounds like the things James says before he falls down a hole
Mr_Horrible: nah they're all made of balsa wood
saucemaster5000: mmmm balsamic wood
MacbethSeemsSus: particle board crate
Kaaosa: okay adam, the fruit crushing is no longer impressive, i need to see your crate one-shots
paulthemapguy: anything hubristic
A_Dub888: sounds right
SnackPak_: o7
Kaaosa: put your money where your money is
Vinewood_OG: "Nothing bad ever happens from digging straight down."
chaos5896: i broke a small wooden foot stoolwith my ass before
BusTed:

MacbethSeemsSus: replaced with gorb
matthaus_c: just like Brock Lesnar
ActualFactual: I bet Adam could destroy a ilk crate in a single blow.
Mr_Horrible: "I'm retiring to my gamehaus in the woods"
ActualFactual: *milk
Thoth7: and then the stream just cuts
shendaras: =(
Kramburger: It was an honour to work on the punch in a chunk to put mine o'clock to bed once and for all
Kaaosa: @ActualFactual i want to believe in him but i just don't know
Boon_33: Adam is off to join the circus
Fanklok: Milk crates ar indestructible
Saintnex: “im moving back to Saskatchewan to become a pirate”
matthaus_c: milk's in bags, not in crates
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thoth7 Like that one time the power went out
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, dumpyyy
Mr_Horrible: it's a Droopy Dog kinda day
saucemaster5000: three of the seven dwarves
InconsiderateHat: Same, Adam
saucemaster5000: bloated, dumpy gross
Kaaosa: you look like my friend adam
johnnylongtorso: better check those film canisters for lost Doctor Who episodes
BusTed: straight from the tap
MacbethSeemsSus: juicy butt
Kaaosa: buttocks liquid get
matthaus_c: commission a vtuber on the company credit card
Bearudite: "I'm dying of ass related sickness and I have 10 hours to live and I chose this as what I was doing in the end"
Mr_Horrible: don't *call* the assignment "Evidence Erasure", c'mon
Mr_Horrible: that's just more evidence!
BusTed: except for this very incriminating letter
couchboyj: I'd watch Let's Nope with a flapping head Adam png.
Mr_Horrible: you *said* the piss was until full saturation
Boon_33: doctors when you have any ailment: 'have you tried taking a pregnancy test?'
Seth_Erickson: the shit curse is less bad imo
BrowneePointz: ah yes, the Shurse
matthaus_c: you just gotta be on zpaks for weeks
Seth_Erickson: depending I guess
Mr_Horrible: she just like me fr fr
Mr_Horrible: except a cop
Kaaosa: NO contact with others? damn friendless as hell
kingandcommoner: All my crimes were reported *internally* that's where' they're supposed to be!
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey boss? Isn't this a weird report for a hospital to make?
7gorobei: green herb on the counter
Boon_33: our mortal nemisis, animatronics
Kaaosa: @MacbethSeemsSus your doctor doesn't report on how many friends you have?
ContingentCat:

SnackPak_: what?
BrowneePointz: Solid or liquid.
BrowneePointz: this makes a difference
Mr_Horrible: clean break?
e_bloc: Some real GLP explosive diarrhea
Strebenherz: I chose the wrong time to drink chocolate milk
BusTed: Clean break in your pants??
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's not solid piss
Kaaosa: soft-serve
infinity_225: does it just happen, or do I have to put the effort in?
Land_Manatee: You ain't hiding this poop.
Mr_Horrible: damn this curse is getting worse and worse
Boon_33: what number on the bristol chart?
Strebenherz: naw you're fine
Vinewood_OG: Normal wipe or the infinite marker?
Seth_Erickson: you can always make it worse sure, if you just make it liquid it's just a smellier piss curse
couchboyj: Liquid shit is the worst
matthaus_c: do you think the Emperor of Mankind has the giga shit curse and that's why he never leaves the Golden Throne
kingandcommoner: random buckets of blood: what every hospital needs
JKBalch: Like the largest soft serve machine extrusion
Darleysam: when you're lactose intolerant, it's always the wrong time to drink chocolate milk
saucemaster5000: do I have a cone for the soft serve
BusTed: "we'll stop"
MacbethSeemsSus: @Kaaosa Not since I asked them to stop referring to it as a "margin of error"
SnackPak_: filling up your shoe
ghyllnox: Phase 2 baybee
BrowneePointz: Crimsonheads are back!?
Seth_Erickson: but like with both curses it doesn't really matter I'm going home right away
Mr_Horrible: we've traded "crimson" for "bulbous"
Fanklok: Oh hell yeah Bliser Heads
Fanklok: Repo was super stoked baout those guys
Bearudite: like that one unicorn squatty potty comerical
Mr_Horrible: not only are they back - they're worse!
kingandcommoner: I am surprised this is the first itme you're meeting one
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner That was either a janitor's bucket or a biohazard disposal bucket from under a surgery table
Seth_Erickson: mixed
betweenmyself: If you get hit, it’s your own fault…
Mr_Horrible: bro just Luke jab stringed you
Kaaosa: consider that dick twisted
ActualFactual: um, I heard Ben was invincible, what gives?
The_Color_Twelve: again with the eyes
Kaaosa: he's been vinced on multiple occasions
Mr_Horrible: I remember these dudes being absurdly tanky, yeah
matthaus_c: not even those guys in Bloodborne had health like this
CaptainSpam: That man is more lead than flesh by this point.
Seth_Erickson: we do have some big fuck off gun ammo
Larkonus: This must be the obligatory "this mutation means they're much tankier."
kingandcommoner: yeah, those ar enot pistol enemies
Mr_Horrible: to be fair we *do* have other tools
SalamiSuperstar: All your ammo gone? We playing Cronos again?
Kaaosa: that body is full of bolts and hoses
Kaaosa: that's not even a guy
Seth_Erickson: surely the hemalytic injector does wonders on these blisterhead guys
Boon_33: up down up up down
CaptainSpam: In a convenient blister pack!
SalamiSuperstar: Is that a lemon on the lung for nice lemon scented breath?\
MacbethSeemsSus: We'll deal with you in a second sir
Larkonus: We did it, we saved them!
matthaus_c: that's a PC cooler
e_bloc: Adam is unusually weak to door
matthaus_c: that's like +30 steps
EvilBadman: You can kill the crimson heads, but you need to headshot them after standing still enough to shrink the reticle
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc to be fair the door only did 1 damage. It just did it a lot of times
Fanklok: Humans are animals
darko118: is chef still alive?
Land_Manatee: Tonight for our first course: Normal Meat
Mr_Horrible: @darko118 for a certain value of "alive"
zshunter: I mean it did only go to shit like 6 hours before
ActualFactual: Don't underestimate doors.
Kaaosa: you already do that
e_bloc: I mean it happens to me a lot
Manae: Bring up them bringing things up?
Mr_Horrible: when you get cursed to get penguin tchotchkes every Christmas because you said they were cute once
matthaus_c: well well well if it isn't e_bloc remembering things that have happened
Kaaosa: you have called me one of the funniest people you know more than 2 times
saucemaster5000: sugar.... water....
Mr_Horrible: he's gonna lift a pig so it can look at the stars
Kaaosa: it has been 3 times i counted
Kaaosa: i have to assume yes
A_Dub888: @Kaaosa were you single?
saucemaster5000: wow what a good impression of your funny friend
NoxStryx: That isnt a fair qualifier, when arent you?
Juliamon: toe to tip
Kaaosa: that's not true, i told ivy she was one of the people i know
ghyllnox: You have to use the instructions in the \o/
MacbethSeemsSus: fanny pack!
ghyllnox: Oop
ghyllnox: \o/
Mr_Horrible: Grace, accessorized
Bearudite: "I like ed (SFV)"
Kaaosa: and i think i told ben that he isn't the worst person i've ever known
Mr_Horrible: we're in a bit of a pickle
Strebenherz: uh oh, chompies
Kaaosa: or at least i thought it
Juliamon: my question is, is she attaching these to a belt around her, or just down the leg like extreme cargo pants
Bearudite: "coincidentily I also eat glue"
CaptainSpam: I'm da Joker, gotta love me!
Omnipotrevor: There went that rookie panic shot
e_bloc: steal his heart
MacbethSeemsSus: How will you ever turns this?
Kaaosa: i let me into your home
johnnylongtorso: metric or imperial? METRIC OR IMPERIAL?!
Mr_Horrible: gotta go find the adjuster head
CaptainSpam: @johnnylongtorso Whichever one's wrong, clearly.
GasCityGaming: and the 10 mil is always missing
Boon_33: 10mm wrench meme
Fanklok: Sounds like that OG Metal Gear Solid puzzle
EvilBadman: Fuck where is my 10mm ratchet
duiker6: it's the heart of the cards
Bearudite: closer to the heart
matthaus_c: come and look upon the heart
ActualFactual: They need to have it look like it would fit, but it turns out the fastener is imperial, and you have a metric wrench. Then you try anyways and it strips it and locks you out forever
kumatsu: Artificial Heart, the classic Jonathan Coulton album?
Mr_Horrible: I don't even see these, dawg
BusTed: into the sun
NoxStryx: The real messed up thing would be coding it so it is always the last one you try
shendaras:

Saintnex:
wait that sounds funny 
paulthemapguy: You get a small, medium, and large wrench and none of them are the size you need
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MacbethSeemsSus: You get to the puzzle "who uses pozidriv bits?!?"
Seth_Erickson: have any video games utilized the really small screwdrivers yet
Bearudite: @matthaus_c gdi now i have dagothwave stuck in my head
neisan2112:

Strebenherz: live mic if you didnt' know
LostThePirate: Nice
Saintnex: ah, the half ass cake
neisan2112: Ah eatting ass on stream?
ghyllnox: You could say you're...
Goombill: So LRR does eat ass?
ButButTheJesus: ohhhh right the half ass
Strebenherz: i didn't hear that part. herp
Astramentha: it IS 2026
matthaus_c: @Bearudite I immediately pulled it up on another tab after hitting send lmao
MrSarkhan: eating ass on the secret podcast???
Seth_Erickson: Grace
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right the cheesecake ass
Tangsm: Like you don't talk to us when there's no mic
BusTed: once you've been streaming long enough, your inner monologue is just 'twitch chat'
BrowneePointz: Jones' Ass Soda
MilkInBags: serge thinks he's better than us
MilkInBags: (he is)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ass Soda: the worst of all possible worlds
ContingentCat: That's so Serge
abaddon2501: "let me ride that donkey, donkey." - Ian
kumatsu: oh good, I found the commander deck that went missing a month ago, time to pack it for Vegas and then never play it
Inquisitor_Xian: my partner set their tomadatchis to call them chat, it's adorable whenever they look at the camera and go "Hey Chat!"
KeytarCat: But do you call chat your friends?
Fanklok: <message deleted>We're not friends
matthaus_c:
damn, parasocial 
Cptasparagus: all or none
Strebenherz: customers ish
MilkInBags: i feel like more people should monetize their friendships
Mr_Horrible: work associates
Boon_33: Ben never calls
ActualFactual: I always knew it.
Saintnex: hahaha
Nigouki: impositions :V
ghyllnox:

empyreon:

DaFhaye: Hello everyone
LostThePirate: Streamers can have a parasocial relationship with their Chat, too.
MacbethSeemsSus: of course not....*snif*
e_bloc: its all parasocial
KeytarCat: Oh god no, sure don't
Fanklok: <message deleted>If anything you're my enemy
Bearudite: nah its a work relationship
Strebenherz: is like a poop don't force it
kumatsu: gotta be natural, like in a World of Warcraft raid group
Shurtal: ngl, this is real Avant Garde streaming
e_bloc: you wouldnt know who I was if I kicked you in the nuts
MilkInBags: p7
Boon_33: Adam hasn't gotten us a birthday present in sideways 8 years
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
MilkInBags: LMAO
DaFhaye: Put up walls at all time.
BusTed:

MrSarkhan: o7
PipeSmokingOwl: the chat is suddenly 2014 levels of Lit
Saintnex:

MilkInBags: ferisar knows what he did
Shurtal: is Ferisar Kenny now?
matthaus_c: ferisar would be the least surprised of anyone
kumatsu: Ben's got a lotta heart
calculated_uncertainties: Parasocial acquaintances
DaFhaye: Welcome back
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Boon_33: yep
ActualFactual: I've been skimming off the top
Shurtal: WAS THAT MR. BEAN!~?!
MilkInBags: adam on his stream "i love lurker"s adam on lurkers "FUCK FREELOADERS"
Astramentha:
that’s me, I freeload 
Bearudite: alright , fine
kumatsu: @ActualFactual shit, I've taking a cut from the bottom
Saintnex:
I wish I was skimming off the top 
NotCainNorAbel: Socialism baby!
InconsiderateHat: I bought you chopsticks! ToT
e_bloc: I try to pay my allowance to Adam all the time
Seth_Erickson: we need to invent away to skim off the bottom you know what I mean
Tiber727:
Look if I don't pay for my MP3s why should I pay for you? 
ActualFactual: me and Ku gonna meet in the middle
Bearudite: gonna make your png tuber look real dumb
MilkInBags: one stream one opinion
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saucemaster5000: adam hates welfare
matthaus_c: can't believe you'd call us something like that
ActualFactual: Adam HATES the viewers.
A_Dub888: @MilkInBags are they single?
Mister_Hawk: Am I allowed to freeload because my wife gave Adam art?
MilkInBags: do you condone LRR's stance
DaFhaye: Is steve okay?
matthaus_c: Grace
Saintnex: huh?
Seth_Erickson: all that work just to use up 3 of our bullets
MilkInBags: couldn't use a saw or something
thatguysteve2709: Up their bum
NoxStryx: Just like if one person in chat is wrong all of us are wrong
Land_Manatee: I'm a freeloader, but I'm subsidized by Bezos.
Mr_Horrible:
I went to go make a yogurt, any major fallings-out while I was away? 
Bearudite: vibeo gambes
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crashyindigo: It gets more ridiculous
MilkInBags: i am shackled to the masses dragging me down
Seth_Erickson: Catching Strays is my middle name
MrSarkhan: guilty by association
MacbethSeemsSus: we are a hive mind
Mr_Horrible: "I pickpocket the priest"
comrade_cards: Some real logical weirdness in this game
Boon_33: perfectly balanced .meme
ButButTheJesus: TPK! TPK! TPK!
ActualFactual: the Marathon experience.
Seth_Erickson: they're a priest, they ain't got shit on them dog
matthaus_c: you get a piece of string
MilkInBags: ha
Seth_Erickson: people like it, if you enjoy the style
ButButTheJesus: I like it
PipeSmokingOwl: 2 electrum which all taverns refuse to exchange for rofl
ActualFactual: It's for sickos, but it is very good.
Mr_Horrible: had someone do that to an ascetic monk before, and had to be explained to what "ascetic" meant
MilkInBags: you play 100 hours to extract 1 hour of fun
Kaaosa: marathon SUCKS
Mr_Horrible: it's more fast-paced and PvP focused than the others
Kaaosa: but i want to play more
MilkInBags: for $3.99 yes
Nigouki: Looty McShooty
KWardJenx: Graham really seems to like Marathon
MilkInBags: oh look it's the unshot david
Boon_33: my shortest game of DND, troll rogue set the starting tavern on fire, the locals did not approve.
e_bloc: Cameron loves it
Mr_Horrible: unironically closer to Hunt Showdown than Tarkov
ButButTheJesus: Have you played Hunt: Showdown? Its the same genre but unique enough
dolphgrim: You know theyre actually out there blasting them with vanilla, almond, lemon...
PipeSmokingOwl: star star moon sun
Seth_Erickson: they could have guessed
MacbethSeemsSus: @Seth_Erickson Shhhh
BusTed: this little girl is basically a living key
MilkInBags: now to find this guy's lungs to get the bracelet
Seth_Erickson: damn they just gave us the level 3 key for free
Mr_Horrible: he's sunning himself on a rock
Goombill: I feel like you could just guess the braille with a little trial and error and not need to bring a little girl across a zombie mansion
MilkInBags: no lung puzzle????
Mr_Horrible: like a lizard
BrowneePointz: he got his ass choked out at the end of last stream
zshunter: Grace come on - you can figure this out yourself. You don't need the blind girl
e_bloc: died on the way back to his home planet
Vinewood_OG: Full Johnny Depp
Nigouki: Ten Rings
MilkInBags: it's a Style
Seth_Erickson: Leon did get choked out at the end of his last section
MilkInBags: for Life Coaches
ActualFactual: Ben seems like the type.
betweenmyself:
a Snap Bracelet 
PipeSmokingOwl: matt mercering out here
Kaaosa: ben you can be the leather bangle guy
Kaaosa: i still respect you
Vinewood_OG: Uh, they're called bracers.
BrowneePointz: You were a bassist, so yes
MilkInBags: ben has more of an IPA guy aura
ActualFactual: Ben had a wallet on a chain and everything
matthaus_c: you don't now, but you've shown us pictures of young Ben and that guy wears leather cuffs
SnackPak_: leather cuffs are what bad boys wear
Bearudite: and pants with belts and or chains
Nigouki: if you shave Ben, you absolutely will have that look
DaFhaye: I can't tell if Ben is gaslighting or not.
Kaaosa: @ActualFactual ben was the jnco dude??
Mr_Horrible: @Kaaosa everyone's gotta start somewhere, can't just equip a platinum bangle right away
MilkInBags: OH FUCK
e_bloc: its not a lie if you believe it
DaFhaye: All the time
matthaus_c: now you're a substitute teacher
KeytarCat: I wore like 10 of those livestrong rubber bracelets and was the reason my school added rules for them to the dress code
MilkInBags: he's limp bizkit number 2 fan
Kaaosa: now you're limp bizkit
ActualFactual: @Kaaosa if he wasn't, he aspired to be
MilkInBags: @Kaaosa hey oh
Kaaosa: we're so one
Mr_Horrible: those were before us, yeah
LostThePirate: You're def too young for Jncos lol
Kaaosa: WHAT
BrowneePointz: JNCO was popular when Ben and I were like... in 3rd grade
Seth_Erickson: is that because you're limp bizkit's number 1 fan Milk?
Vinewood_OG: Baggy pants, with an onion tied to the belt
MilkInBags:
@Seth_Erickson god no 
BrowneePointz: ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
DaFhaye: Like a chainsaw
sporkraptor: I did it all for the wookee
BusTed: remember when they were on the Mission Impossible 2 soundtrack
MacbethSeemsSus: Now quote anything else from Rollin
Seth_Erickson: limp bizkit is give me something to break right or am I thinking of a different band
PipeSmokingOwl: ya i mean thats the whole song basically
PipeSmokingOwl: lol
saucemaster5000: "our" fred durst?
ActualFactual: so Ben knows at least 3 songs
Kaaosa: i was a hawaiian shirt kid for a long time so put some respect on it
BrowneePointz: Chill dude, ANNOYING rap voice
raulghoulia: dont look up him trying to play guitar at a live show
Vinewood_OG: And if this game keeps goin' this way...
e_bloc: you can have him
MilkInBags: one summer, limp bizkit was the festival closer for Heavy Montreal and it was funny because everyone was passing the scene going out the site and they didn't seem happy
Kaaosa: no shame in my game lmao
EvilBadman: Off the Guard Office
RTWarner: I've always thought Fred Durst's chainsaw skills must be pretty good.
e_bloc: I remember everything but the girl
Bearudite: I was the ANIME hawaiian shirt kid
sporkraptor: mmm, viscera bucket
DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz Hmm and vanilla ice lol
LostThePirate: I went through an overly-long overalls phase in middle school
KeytarCat: "Where's the girl?" -Me in the mirror on a bad day
ButterBall000: I was a cargos and tees kid
sporkraptor: why are you--injecting the viscera bucket?
DaFhaye: @DaFhaye I meant to say him and oops
MilkInBags: it has a vr headset
Kaaosa: @Bearudite yo, my liege
BrowneePointz: @DaFhaye Vanilla Ice has been shown to be NOT chill
Juliamon: I was the 'different Invader Zim tee for every day of the month' kid
Seth_Erickson: they still have taste buds they just aren't doing the tasting
The_Timo: How do you know?
Kaaosa: i had a hawaiian shirt that was a bunch of brass instruments because i was band nerd as hell and that's where i peaked
Seth_Erickson: also I think the girl is through the safe room iirc
e_bloc: can zombies fuck
matthaus_c: concussion
InconsiderateHat: @sporkraptor extracting!
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben freezes for 10 minutes
Kaaosa: i didn't even play brass, i played sax
ActualFactual: gottem
KeytarCat: @sporkraptor harvesting!
BusTed:

DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz OH REALLY!? Damn. Well nevermind. Thanks for letting me know
Saintnex: turn the stream off for like 10 mins lol
MilkInBags: WHAT
EvilBadman: Ben: Guard Office
Boon_33: spelled @bengineering ?
e_bloc: swift left hook
Vinewood_OG: Who didn't have a dress like Powerman 5000 phase?
kumatsu: Ben's at the bottom of a well, get help
MilkInBags: the mic bully
Mr_Horrible: it's almost like I can still hear him
matthaus_c: good bit
sporkraptor: oooookay. Need More Viscera? omnomnom
MilkInBags: get him ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: You send Ben home/turn off his mic
Bearudite: @Kaaosa tenor sax and trombone 🤝
BusTed: 🤔
Seth_Erickson: he's been banned
The_Timo: how long did you time him out for?
ActualFactual: good freeze frame
betweenmyself: commit to the bit!
cutaos: ben getting the used bits
Kaaosa: @Bearudite hellllll yeah
SnackPak_: what a pro
Dog_of_Myth:

MacbethSeemsSus: I enjoy the commitment
Mr_Horrible: even Grace is like "how long they gonna milk this for?"
MilkInBags: yes
The_Timo: Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
thatguysteve2709: Someone clip it
Greendrag13:
Heck, I'm late 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's so good
Fanklok: Well SOMEBODY lost a prime sub on the day
Dog_of_Myth:

ButterBall000: Did Ben get timed out?
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matthaus_c: that was impressive
Bearudite: @Kaaosa you are the evil ed loving me and I respect it
Mr_Horrible: "Wait, I wanna play video game!"
duiker6: i'm kinda impressed by how long you held it though
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MilkInBags: ADHD > bits
Kaaosa: @Bearudite here but for the grace of god go you
Bearudite: I will never let the ed thing go'
Kaaosa:
you shouldn't 
MilkInBags: slurp
sporkraptor: you're looking nice today, also I have adhd
matthaus_c: adhd vegetarians represent
e_bloc: at least its no vegan
EvilBadman: You have one more empty injector in the box
Seth_Erickson: you could make some of the zombie insta kill things
DaFhaye: That child is a demon
Mr_Horrible: Grace *maybe* thinking better of this plan
KeytarCat: Child in a jar!
Boon_33: that kid needs cataract surgery
hoveringhalibut: Bit recycling is very environmentally friendly, saving precious brain cells
Seth_Erickson: she mega minds 👀
Kaaosa: "why did they put you in here" has to be the worst possible question
matthaus_c: holy shit this is just a jar
DaFhaye: With all of what's going on. Why would you trust anyone
ButterBall000: tentacle legs?
Scy_Anide: ACAB! Don't trust her!
Mr_Horrible: pull a Disco Elysium and just arrest the child, Grace
duiker6: hi emily
e_bloc: dont shoot until you see the white of their eyes
Boon_33: you're suspected of being a horror game macguffin, get in the van.
MilkInBags: PRAG MATA
Tiber727: Why? Let's just say nobody's going to bring you food any more.
NotCainNorAbel: Escort Mission!
chaostreader: this is a bad idea.
matthaus_c: this child is a key
Boon_33: just because she's blind doesn't mean she can read braille
Strebenherz: time to offsource the puzzles to the child
sporkraptor: pffhaaa
sporkraptor: "plant child here"
arcaneIllumination: @Boon_33 We saw her reading it before I'm pretty sure.
matthaus_c: Emily% speedrun when
Kaaosa: you can't just throw her on the ground?
Kaaosa: not my kind of game
e_bloc: I feel like Adam has streamed every day the Sabres have played in the playoffs
Strebenherz: uh oh, stinky
Seth_Erickson: that's like the inbetweens of the fabric
Seth_Erickson: I think
Mr_Horrible: lens swimmies
ghyllnox: "Miss Grace? ...I'm gonna frow up"
WowoT: 1-1 right now
WowoT: mid 3rd
Tiber727:
@Strebenherz Can we get Adam a small child to help with puzzles? 
e_bloc: tied
The_Timo: Oh Chunky boy still up eh
e_bloc: I want to see boston get ranched
Mr_Horrible: @Kaaosa juggling Emily to go faster like the launcher installation ammo in Helldivers 2
Juliamon: Boston sports teams are not doing well today
e_bloc: sabres are on the third monitor
e_bloc: mcdavid is low key injured
MacbethSeemsSus: At least their goalie yeah
NotCainNorAbel: Anything that gets the Wild out of round 1!
Kaaosa: i decided to get into hockey this season but unfortunately i picked the kraken as my team
MilkInBags:
i guess that's what they meant by 'go do your stuff before coming with emily' 
Kaaosa: not a great time
Seth_Erickson: they almost hemmed you in
GasCityGaming: Mic was cutting in and out at the Saabres game for the Canadian anthem and the crowd helped sing the rest.
Greendrag13: small girl has NO questions about the awful hall noises
frank_the_great: The baby grew up
zshunter: Booped the butt there
Kaaosa: okay who should i pick then
Mr_Horrible: @Kaaosa we'll remember you fondly
MilkInBags: american teams need to poach canadians to get to the playoffs
Kaaosa: don't say some shit like "the leafs"
Strebenherz: i'll pick the leafs
Kaaosa: you seem like a leafer
sporkraptor: so Emily doesn't have any questions about wtf is happening?
saucemaster5000: go oilers
MilkInBags: an american team, of course
Kaaosa: never even heard of them
The_Timo: I don't like hockey, which team is most likely to bring about the end of hockey?
MacbethSeemsSus: Sabres? So Adam's a masochist
Land_Manatee: How'd you end up with the Sabres?
e_bloc: the games have been very good so far, except the kings games because they royally suck
MilkInBags: you can pick boston but then you're a target
Mr_Horrible: Adam only likes the idea of a Leafs win *specifically* for the turmoil it would wreak across Canada
Kaaosa: something west of the mississippi please
zshunter: The Blackhawks had a shit season and the local teams are done so I don't have hockey thoughts
e_bloc: sadly boston
arcaneIllumination: If she's been in here for a while, I imagine Emily has simply gotten used to hearing all sorts of weird shit.
Strebenherz: @The_Timo the leafs because they haven't won win 67? if they win, somethin wild's happened
Land_Manatee: Ah, a Buffaslug enjoyer.
Strebenherz: won since^
neisan2112: Oh man's gone
kid_flashionable:
I come into this stream and hear adam immediately make fun of my hockey team 
Boon_33: Emily was in the most secure area we've found, chances are the zombies would fear her if they knew about her.
CrypticKablam: what's your PWHL team though
WowoT: things are gettin serious, ben is back to ipa mode
frank_the_great: Go Bruins
hoveringhalibut: I still hate the stars for leaving Minnesota
Athelgar: such a competent FBI agent lol
ContingentCat: I just started following the PWHL and Toronto barely missed playoffs
Kaaosa: the only teams i was aware of upon deciding to follow hockey were the leafs, the kings, and the kraken so i don't exactly have a lot of options
MilkInBags: dudu haha
chaostreader: I could probably figure out which switch is which. four letters versus three and then whichever four letters has the same start as the three letter is Star.
MilkInBags: D: AH
sporkraptor: omnomnom
duiker6: chomp
itira:

MilkInBags: opinion about the habs
sporkraptor: coyotes are always a thing
Nigouki: Grace, you said you'd handle it
Kaaosa: oh yeah i did know the coyotes existed in the past
dylan16807: @chaostreader plus the double letter should be very obvious. oh well puzzles gonna puzzle
Mr_Horrible: okay but make them the Wailers instead
e_bloc: game definitelys got the spoops
Land_Manatee: I am unfortunately a Blue Jackets fan.
Kaaosa: they died just in time for my move back to arizona
Boon_33: we've done harpoons in space already
Nigouki: welps left side! even side many welps! now handle it!
e_bloc: low key rooting for the ducks so Carlson can get another cup
MacbethSeemsSus: Caps aren't in it this year, and sadly I think Ovi's retiring
Bearudite: but gritty
Strebenherz: so leafs are okay then?
Kaaosa: same
saucemaster5000: acegun getting smoked rn
Boon_33: Florida?
raulghoulia: so the pats are fine?
frank_the_great: ah
MrPipboy3000: I was born in Boston though ... hands are kinda tied there
Athelgar: it was all about Red Wing hate when i was a kid
LithelyUnshod: I like Gritty, but defo not the Flyers
kid_flashionable:
Oh yaaay Stars is in 
circusofkirkus: pick the MN Wild, relish in the cursed MN men's sports
e_bloc: also dont pick pittsburgh
Cptasparagus: @Land_Manatee I grew up in Cbus and a number of my college friends who were into the NHL didn't believe that the Blue Jackets were a team
frank_the_great: @MrPipboy3000 Amen
EvilBadman: <message deleted>The head. The big blistery head.
MilkInBags: leafs are too pitiful to even have the sympathy of the underdog
Kaaosa: i'm looking up teams now and minnesota got a cool logo at least
e_bloc: caps, entertaining and won a cup
zshunter: Nice thing about being from IL is just saying Chicago for any sport
MacbethSeemsSus: Guess whos' back
MilkInBags: she got better
Bearudite: she's bbaaaaaaaaaaaack
duiker6: welp
Mr_Horrible: hey wait I'm responsible for that kid WAIT-
kid_flashionable:

NotCainNorAbel: drop the cube!
MilkInBags: my work wife
Strebenherz: time for the child custody swap
e_bloc: my girlsfriends back and youre gonna be sorry
Ned_Flandalorian: this never would have happened if you just left the child in the jar
MacbethSeemsSus: Emily didn't drop the cube so now you have to help
JKBalch: We find Emily just sitting in the exploded remains
Boon_33: that kid was safe-ish till we intervened
EvilBadman: <message deleted>She's also underage
The_Timo: nope
Seth_Erickson: the kid kept the cube
MilkInBags: breaks both her legs, gg
paulthemapguy: lol some songs from the 60s were so unhinged dude
MacbethSeemsSus: Nope
kid_flashionable: Beautiful chant
JKBalch: The kid has the dice
Boon_33: I cast self into the darkness.
Kaaosa: leon skennedy
e_bloc: glad Im not the only one who got brainrotted from that
duiker6: time to flirt
MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, Mr Kennedy
MilkInBags: he's a KENNEDY?
kid_flashionable: Leon Spaghetti Kennedy, ready for action!
Mr_Horrible: do you think Leon says "It's Leon Time" when he wakes up every morning?
Nigouki: god damn that is such a high-res face
RainyMint: MY BABYGIRL!
kid_flashionable: @mr_horrible he totally would
matthaus_c: this Leon really puts the Sex in Leon Sex Kennedy
BrowneePointz: Victor Gideon
Mr_Horrible: he's a diva and we love him
BusTed: get his ass
Bearudite: he needs to youth pastor turn the chair
Boon_33: call the burn unit
ButButTheJesus: oooo
saucemaster5000: tweat away giddy honey
e_bloc: reminds me of the surgeon in baulders gate
frank_the_great: I liked when he was just walking around, hitting people w/ zombie darts
NoxStryx: Bad guy reminds me of the scientist from Fringe
itira:

MilkInBags:

SnackPak_:

itira: how tender
Gaelan_Maestro: @NoxStryx walter?
DaFhaye: Damn
circusofkirkus: is this yaoi?
DaFhaye: Getting spicy
NoxStryx: @Gaelan_Maestro Yeah
thesimbiote: Say gex
Bearudite: rood
duiker6: can't kiss if you don't brush teeth, victor
e_bloc: slowly. gently.
Mr_Horrible: "I'll admit, I forgot to this morning"
ButButTheJesus: oooo ͏
frank_the_great: Twice a day, erry day
Bearudite: like he could just ask for the cure nicely
paulthemapguy: he is so kawaii desu~~
MacbethSeemsSus: You, you complete me
ButterBall000: Peon Leon
Gaelan_Maestro: @NoxStryx walter was more of a grndpa, this guy is more of a creepy uncle
saucemaster5000: wat
Kaaosa: just a casual slice
kid_flashionable:
"your teeth're stinky" -Leon Kennedy
Saintnex: oof that would hurt
Mr_Horrible: "No I'm a creationist"
protojman: ow-ow-OW
Vinewood_OG: "You know, we're not so different you and I."
Goombill: Is Leon that short, or is that Frankenstein guy that massive?
Boon_33: takes one to know one
Mr_Horrible: that one was just for him
ButButTheJesus: Leon! The Cheese!
frank_the_great: Pun game on point
MacbethSeemsSus: That's for cutting my favorite neck
betweenmyself: @Goombill Gideon is tall
Seth_Erickson: Dr. Gideon is very tall
KeytarCat: @Goombill unc is massive
thesimbiote: Victor's petty is so powerful
Nigouki: is Leon injecting himself in this game about as much as Old Snake does in MGS4?
Spades_Slicc: Why can't Grace fight? She's an FBI agent
MrSarkhan: He's got so many pockets!
MacbethSeemsSus: Guy pockets
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I think the perspective shifts have the intended effect
duiker6: @Spades_Slicc it's true, when you sign up for a desk job, they download kung fu into your brain
Saintnex: casually reloading his axe
NoxStryx: Is he trying to kick start his ax?
multeyemeteor: Reload the axe, just like the original Day Z mod
matthaus_c: she sells sea shells
BusTed: Someone's been keeping their inventory upgrades between games
BrowneePointz: suh-tie-uh-tee
Fanklok: @Spades_Slicc She's definitely compentent but she sits at a desk all day, trained but not field tested
BrowneePointz: part that controls hunger
Spades_Slicc: @duiker6 just like in the matrix
frank_the_great: He paid that guy from Pokemon Arceus so much money to teach him how to pack
Seth_Erickson:
two big babies 
ButterBall000: Reverse Ozempic
MilkInBags: he's just hungry
MacbethSeemsSus: @ButterBall000 Cipmezo
thesimbiote: They're hungry bois
Mr_Horrible: too late for that, it seems
duiker6: well, now's your opportunity
Boon_33: he's eating, you'll be fine
Kipstar: found their own snickers
multeyemeteor: I ... don't... want... my baby-back-baby-back-baby-back
rosesmcgee: Lemme get a drumstick
kid_flashionable: He's eating a snickers right now!
Boon_33: shortgun
Mr_Horrible: Baby got the schmoovement
duiker6: peekaboo
Nigouki: this map looks like it's designed to be Kool-Aid-maned
Ferisar: hello leon
CrypticKablam: yucky
korvys: I bet this baby would be friends with the "I'm the best!" fish guy from 8
thesimbiote: He hated that
Nigouki: god damn Leon
batlin425: Thats a lot of meat
Nigouki: our boy got not Fs left to give after all these years
Mr_Horrible:

Mr_Horrible: was hoping you'd trip that
Mr_Horrible: it's a good moment
rosesmcgee: How many of these walls are load bearing?
MilkInBags: it yearns for the mine
Getter404: Was that a ladder?
Kaaosa: buy more gun
ActualFactual: try shooting the weak point for massive damage?
frank_the_great: Wait, you're in the attic? What's that floor made out of?
MilkInBags:
@ActualFactual 
multeyemeteor: My baby... is the morning train... he roams the halls and it is lame...
batlin425: He's just hangry, throw it a snickers
MilkInBags: yellow
e_bloc: OT for the sabres
duiker6: he's a seagull from finding nemo
MacbethSeemsSus: He's just a seagull from Finding Nemo
Getter404: Think I saw a second ladder by the piano
korvys: Don't you hate bullet sponge bosses, where you can't really tell if you're supposed to just keep shooting them, or if there's some gimmick you're missing?
Ned_Flandalorian: he was a man of few words
itsr67: check for a pulse
SnackPak_: good night sweet prince
The_Color_Twelve: Guess not
Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys Yeah
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Boon_33: he left a present
MrPipboy3000: Bye bye baby
frank_the_great: rip o7
Mr_Horrible: Ben knew to let the master work
Dog_of_Myth:

lamina5432: good leonism
betweenmyself:
he ate it 
ActualFactual: I guess eating lead didn't agree with him...
matthaus_c: two hand grenades!
chaostreader: presumably he ate it.
betweenmyself: so hunggy
thesimbiote: Grenades are named after pomegranates, after all
e_bloc: I wonder if leon will die before he comes up with a single witty quip
Mr_Horrible: reduces recoil
Mr_Horrible: basically
MacbethSeemsSus: I think they mean recoil
NoxStryx: Warp Tour is only for Leon, cause he is punk like that.
rosesmcgee: If you have uncontrolled muzzle rise, consult your physician
ActualFactual: the other protagonist hasn't learned about simple machines
ActualFactual: whereas Leon knows all about ramps and levers
Mr_Horrible: muzzle rise is *technically* a different thing but recoil is a more lay term
saucemaster5000: we have words for numbers
e_bloc: whatever helps you sleep at night
Mr_Horrible: didn't build it in a bottle, 0/10
Darleysam: the return of Boat Pissman
saucemaster5000: no wired ethernet
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Land_Manatee: Ah. Fun
saucemaster5000: wait
saucemaster5000: it was om not me
e_bloc: its fine if you are docked at a Canadian port. that's a moor, eh?
BusTed:

Boon_33: now that's a pretard
MrSarkhan: who gave the zombies bombs?
aussie_rob_w: I do not think my scare was very scary compared to what the scare pros are used to
itsr67: i do love "guy holding propane tank"
thesimbiote: Whoops
circusofkirkus: that was his emotional support explosive tank
MilkInBags: hey, what's that in your hand? a bomb! NO!
Mr_Horrible: "Hey! Heeeeey... where'd you get that? Drop it. Drop iiiiiiiiit..."
frank_the_great: Well, that just happened
EvilBadman: Got it in an estate sale
saucemaster5000: like.... eskimo kisses?
ActualFactual: "What a shame, this party was lit"
saucemaster5000: oh yeh my b
JKBalch: popped like a champagne bottle
MacbethSeemsSus: Reloading your axe still makes me laugh in this game
duiker6: that blood spray is so unsanitary
Mr_Horrible: "I bet he was just corked to meet me, heh"
frank_the_great: Back in my day, headshots on zombies used to mean something
Athelgar: it hilarious how he holds up his arm to block the viscera like hes walking out into the bright light of the midday sun lol
Mr_Horrible: @MacbethSeemsSus they said "if it's good enough for monhun it's good enough for this"
thesimbiote: @duiker6 this place must smell revolting
2 raiders from RavenHillbrookInc have joined!
Vinewood_OG: "Let me axe you a question."
NoxStryx: I saw like 3 other e word before i saw the one you were talking about. "What does Adam have against emotions and explosives?"
Mr_Horrible: hiii raiders
Gaelan_Maestro: multi kill!
itsr67: why was there a mr bean raid alert
JKBalch: @itsr67 Paul does good work
CaptainSpam: @itsr67 Don't even worry about it.
BrowneePointz: Embrace the Bean Itsr
RavenHillbrookInc: Hi. .....................
NoxStryx: @itsr67 Lets nope rebrand
MacbethSeemsSus: Screaming commences in 5,4,3,2......
RavenHillbrookInc: hmmmmmmm ok
e_bloc: he wont stop yelling
itsr67: NO I WASN'T UPSET
RavenHillbrookInc: blood born
Boon_33: 1.9 1.8 1.7
itsr67:

ContingentCat: Why not?
betweenmyself:
why *isn’t* there a Mr Bean raid alert on all channels? 
itsr67: I've never seen leon get hit by the wood beam like that
Mr_Horrible: Leon didn't even *see* the OG crimson heads and he's sick of this shit
MilkInBags: it's a loud whisper
ActualFactual: evil streamer
itsr67: man
Boon_33: 'is this angry yelling or busted hearing aid yelling?'
SnackPak_: thats the good shit
JKBalch: Goddamn Leon
MrSarkhan:

Mr_Horrible: "Leon you're a fucking cornball, over"
saucemaster5000: got the james bond quips
empyreon: quip quip quip
NoxStryx: So they guy earlier you thought you couldnt kill you just had to shoot in the head a bunch?
thesimbiote: He's literally got a milion of 'em
MacbethSeemsSus: Kinda
Cptasparagus: Leon >> Leno
frank_the_great: typing w/ gloves
matthaus_c: she said the thing
duiker6: yay hex codes
NoxStryx: Doesnt look like a skeleton to me.
JKBalch: Why is she wearing a glove also
MacbethSeemsSus: Otacon....I'm in
Mr_Horrible: tadaaa
MacbethSeemsSus: Sherry Birkin
Mr_Horrible: it's lil Sherry Birkin
protojman: YOOOOOOOO
betweenmyself:
Sherry Burkin! 
BrowneePointz: RE2
Saintnex: hey i was right!
Joecool190: RE2
N30dude: Re2 and 6
itsr67: sherry is from re2 & 6
zshunter: RE2 and RE6
Queginn: Re2 and 6
RavenHillbrookInc: shes the girl from re2!
Joecool190: the kid
MrSarkhan: She was the little girl in 2 and then in 6
Mr_Horrible: the little girl from 2
Saintnex: 2 and 6
bv310: Glad Sherry's doing good for herself
ButButTheJesus: Claire saved her in 2
Omnipotrevor: You know sherry from RE6, clearly
Saintnex: with Jake
Mr_Horrible: kid of the 2 Umbrella scientists
ActualFactual: Sherry is like, a fortified wine, or something, idk
saucemaster5000: the piss returns
thesimbiote: El piss
Bearudite: the moon from borderlands?
Saintnex: short and sweet
itsr67: sherry is also now 42
itsr67: looks REALLY good for 42
MilkInBags: they should make a game about this leon guy
duiker6: girl, of all things, do not drop the flashlight
Boon_33: grace could use like 3 more fanny packs
ActualFactual: only 22 days to halloween
NoxStryx: Ashcroft is the last name of another RE character right?
Omnipotrevor: up and Adam
MacbethSeemsSus: @NoxStryx You're thinking of the Ashfords
EvilBadman: @NoxStryx Reporter from Outbreak
Mr_Horrible: @NoxStryx one of the characters from Outbreak
Darleysam: and then their head EXPLODED
MilkInBags: where's the pen
matthaus_c: need to start writing ominous notes and leaving them around
Mr_Horrible: someone just looking for some catharsis, I guess
ActualFactual: writing notes is an early symptom of the t virus
thesimbiote: I mean, you got a pen... some paper... nothing better to do...
JKBalch: Did you ever get to use those antique coins?
kimmibeans: Someone who wanted to screw with future generations?
NotCainNorAbel: HMOs are pretty scary
KeytarCat: Well they couldn't put it above the hospital
NoxStryx: One of the little know symptoms of the T virus is that it gives you an uncontrollable urge to write out your thoughts.
DaFhaye: Have you considered maybe you don't right enough notes and leave them around?
e_bloc: none of that was of note
RavenHillbrookInc: @NoxStryx from what i understand grace's mom is one of the survivors you play as in RE survivors
Darleysam: do they buy these doors and bars pre-rusted?
ButterBall000: The lost art of diaries
MacbethSeemsSus: @Darleysam The "weathered" option
kumatsu: start leaving horror game notes around the office
MrSarkhan: Just start leaving notes in random places at the office
matthaus_c: my true calling is to be an environmental storytelling skeleton
Darleysam: @MacbethSeemsSus really sets a vibe
Fanklok: Instead of telling Nicole when you break something at home leave a series of audio logs and notes around the apartment
Omnipotrevor: I have been thinking the zombies in this seem like you could them all right at the tail end of their "4. itchy tasty" phase
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c just an empty nuka bottle next to you and a desk fan in front of you?
Athelgar: leave random cryptic notes taped to odd and mundane places all around the city, worked great for ATHF viral marketing back in the day lol
Boon_33: if you're ever morally wounded, be sure to write one final yelp review of the location.
Seth_Erickson: the last wristband we had, had a limited number of uses and it went away after we opened all the level 2 doors right
Omnipotrevor: caught* them
ARandomNerd5121: gonna start writing my D&D notes like "I've discovered it, the perfect scheduling time, wednesday at 5:00 pm."
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matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible and a key to a stash of drugs
frank_the_great: Scrapbooking does seem like a cute hobby
betweenmyself:
give me a horror game where all the journal entries are done by scrapbookers; I want to read the dying thoughts of evil scientists surrounded by awesome collages 
Bruceski: Maybe they're doing a bullet journal technique. Write down "I need to change the clock password to something other than MOON MOON STAR SUN" until you get fed up writing it down and just do it.
saucemaster5000: get an audio recorder for your impending failed experiment
ButterBall000: Then leave Alex alone in the Moonbase
Mr_Horrible: something tells me The Girl won that fight
Mr_Horrible: considering she's still here and the rest of y'all were writing notes
thesimbiote: Gotta ensure the notes are oddly specific about mundane things
Boon_33: fighting Adam's love interest?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 gettin' real "Day 2: the gorilla has escaped." vibes from this
BrowneePointz: so know that we've met emily, the voice actors for Emily, The Girl, Grace and Courage the Cowardly Dog did a bit together and it was really cute
BrowneePointz: now* stupid fingers
MacbethSeemsSus: I assume there's a lock puzzle to access the Moonbase server?
JKBalch: They all shat their pants
Ned_Flandalorian: tie their laces together, just in case
RavenHillbrookInc: a little pre-return stabbing perchance?
thesimbiote: I've had that migraine before
betweenmyself: cell guy: sympathetic antagonist
Bruceski: @MacbethSeemsSus There was, but Pistachio ate one of the pieces so they had to disassemble it. Well, ate, was force-fed by Gibb, potato potahto.
JKBalch: They keep putting this child in boxes, maybe we shouldn't move her
matthaus_c: oh no I see where this is going
getthatrabbit: that is an unnecessary amount of dolls
saucemaster5000: zamboni that blood
ActualFactual: I'm really happy for anyone who transitions.
Bruceski: Why do these people never stock enough fuses?
itsr67: puzzlehaus
saucemaster5000: the worst thing is we now know adam brute forces the puzzles in his own house
Boon_33: powered by fusion cores... what fallout game is this?
bv310: @saucemaster5000 Puts together Ikea like Homer putting together a barbecue
KeytarCat: @Bruceski You try balancing the budget of a hospital and secret evil lab
Mr_Horrible: IDK she dragged your ass out once already
Rhynerd: Thinking about it, I wonder what it was like for Umbrella's armed forces dealing with this. The group sent to chase after Sherry's Dad were probably glad they didn't have to navigate any of the labs when chasing after him.
KeytarCat: The old blood??
Mr_Horrible: @KeytarCat I ain't afraid of it I'm built different
RavenHillbrookInc: Should we fear the old blood???
MacbethSeemsSus: You could just live there
Mr_Horrible: out there is where the video game is
Ferisar: you can do it ben
KeytarCat: @Mr_Horrible My, what numerous eyes you have
Ferisar: surely the darkness wouldn't win
Boon_33: if you don't do it, rei will have to go out again.
Bruceski: @KeytarCat I mean, both of those SHOULD prioritize "the safety stuff that doesn't get people killed."
RavenHillbrookInc: @KeytarCat can't do any hoonting if you are scared
Ferisar: oh nice
Mr_Horrible: is that Ferisar, the unjustly martyred chatter?
saucemaster5000: it was deserved
Ferisar: yeah i was troubleshooting something for like 3 hours so lost track of time
Mr_Horrible: well, in *this* instance
KeytarCat: @Bruceski Or at least gets people killed the right way
Ferisar: nah im playing outlaw rn
Lockraemono: avenge
matthaus_c: took me like 20 attempts to beat Martyr Ferisar on my first playthrough
N30dude: 60 40 80
Boon_33: 60 80 40?
Mr_Horrible: amaze amaze amaze
shendaras: 60-> <-40 80->
Lockraemono: I’m allowed to
Ferisar: me the lil gun with a rogue attached
bv310: 36-24-36?
Ferisar: going oo my hidden bullets
Bruceski: @KeytarCat Exactly. A failed respirator due to a blackout doesn't get any os that sweet sweet Combat Data.
BrowneePointz: Devourer DO be busted atm
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's so nice
Lockraemono: omg gross
Mr_Horrible: "I did hear that, and don't call me Shirley"
Ferisar: you need The Key
Thefluffiestguineapig: Make sure you get that knife back
Ferisar: capital letters included
Fanklok: It's not like big lady can come in here right no any way
Cptasparagus: Keyblade time
Mr_Horrible: get Sora Kingdomhearts on the horn
matthaus_c: Emily is the biggest key we've held so far
Fanklok: nvm
Ferisar: kai'sa when she gets her second kill
Mr_Horrible: it's the Half-Life trick
Boon_33: there's always a bigger monster
Boon_33: this lady's big on verticality
Ferisar: time to parse
JKBalch: Grace is on the juice
Mr_Horrible: "I'm finna bust" - Grace Ashcroft when her Fire Mage cooldowns are almost back
ghyllnox: I'm sure it's totally fine that putting zombie juice in Grace makes her stronger
betweenmyself:
she can’t go into rooms that are lit AF, fam 
Lockraemono: I thought he had the controller
Ferisar: la cray mano
Lockraemono: my b
Ferisar: you did last time
circusofkirkus: Adam is the color commentator
frozenphoenix7: Ben holds the controller, Adam holds the hype
Mr_Horrible: I mean you were, pretty recently
Fanklok: Explain Cronos then
Lockraemono: I don't know!!!
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam finds out his controller was unplugged the entire time
Mr_Horrible: you switched it up on us, broke our ankles
ActualFactual: Yeah, Ben is the top for let's nope
Tiber727: Ben tell Adam to tell Ben I said hi.
Lockraemono: you're on my phone so you're both very small!!!
Boon_33: that's clearly squaresogonal
BrowneePointz: I thought he was the Ulmer
Saintnex: yea… lol
itsr67: word
Mr_Horrible: you're more a Jungle kinda guy, Ben
BrowneePointz: Top doesn't mean in charge. That's the Dom
ActualFactual: shrilly insisting you are the top definitely works
betweenmyself:
even when they do chicken fights, Adam sits in Ben’s shoulders 
Mr_Horrible: yeah we know
NathanJay_GA: Anyone who has to say "I am the top" is no top
Mr_Horrible: I meant your lane position
itsr67: I was born a support and I'll die a support
comrade_cards: Sub tops rise up...er...lay down
TehAmelie: in which Ben turns into literal Vissix
e_bloc: sabres fail
Mr_Horrible:
@e_bloc 
TehAmelie: or is it Vizzix?
e_bloc: that sucked
Lockraemono: big key??
BusTed: @TehAmelie fezzig, maybe
ActualFactual: gotta get forklift certified
Lockraemono: is this game where you become an electrician
duiker6: @TehAmelie vizzini?
ghyllnox: There was a prompt by Ryan on the ground there
Fanklok: Fork ticket?
Boon_33: forklift cert is forever
TehAmelie: dang this bit won't work if chat can't remember the names o Princess Bride characters
chaostreader: sabres lose 2-1 overtime. damn
MacbethSeemsSus: The forklift meta has changed
Ferisar: @MacbethSeemsSus batman voice
ButButTheJesus: right down the road
matthaus_c: right... down... goodbye!
Tiber727: @MacbethSeemsSus We're now onto sporklifts.
betweenmyself:
make sure your plugs are flared at the bottom for proper safety 
BrowneePointz: ya best starrt believin in ghost stories Ms Turner
BrowneePointz: cuz you're in one
kumatsu: nah it tickles
TomatoKigu: Spicy water
MacbethSeemsSus: Sparkle water's the fun water
matthaus_c: shoutout pl_badwater
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c never
e_bloc: depends on the coefficient of static friction
Mr_Horrible:
the fucking plebs on my servers would vote that shit over badlands EVERY TIME 
betweenmyself: rude
Boon_33: deadpool special
Ferisar: damn wtf
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible ok I like badwater and that's psychotic lmao
DaFhaye: The weak spot
Ferisar: zombie calling you names
CaptainSpam: Weak. As any MST3K fan knows, if you shoot someone in the butt, they burst into flames.
thatguysteve2709: Bens trying to prove top status
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c hmmm do we want a PL map that's way too long or do we want the literal platonic ideal of a TF2 map? hmmmm
Fanklok: Dust 2?
Boon_33: Dust 2
TomatoKigu: de_dust2
ButButTheJesus: Aztec had some doors... Aztec was my fav
betweenmyself: mossed the table, gamer
betweenmyself: *missed
Boon_33: Aztec had a big door
ButButTheJesus: tossin grenades through the middle of the door, it was slightly open
Mr_Horrible: Anthropologists be like:
Boon_33: next to the rope bridge scout/awp heck
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible 10%
Rhynerd: did aztec also have a rope bridge or was that elsewhere?
Ferisar: he sees the vision
Mr_Horrible: he's the smartest man holding a controller on this stream
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure she won't return
betweenmyself: there was something on the small table in the barracks room
TomatoKigu: Man I don't even remember aztec…my friend group must've skipped that one. I remember dust2, that train one and that plane thing.
ActualFactual: crabcom cuz you move the crate sideways
Mr_Horrible: I was about to say "I get not wanting to exert through a shredded fence, seems risky" but then she fucking shimmied through it after anyways
NathanJay_GA:

Mr_Horrible: so
JKBalch: Very relaxing
SnackPak_:

ButButTheJesus: EL OH EL OH EL OH EL
itsr67: SourPls
dylan16807: okay, up into multiple wrenches, but will there be another?
VrolikSyndrome: You rang?
Mr_Horrible: oh she's munchin'
MacbethSeemsSus: Very artistic silhouetting
Inquisitor_Xian: people churu
Ferisar: meringue
VrolikSyndrome: He did. He did do that.
Mr_Horrible: @VrolikSyndrome Lurch saying "you bangarang?" and then the drop hits
VrolikSyndrome: 'Cause it was FUNNY.
matthaus_c: if anything that made it more funny
saucemaster5000: jokes that are good can be used twice
Bearudite: capital g gamer and the g stands for joke reuser
itira:

BusTed: name seven more times
ActualFactual: "All day brother"
matthaus_c: any simpsons reference
Mr_Horrible: wasn't it the simpsons who said the joke's funny once, and then you have to keep at it to make it unfunny, and then keep going until it becomes hilarious again?
Faulpyr: Are they single?
Jennie_Fuchsia: is she single?
Mr_Horrible: oh!
NotCainNorAbel: pipe drop
Mr_Horrible:
then you've never made a joke 
Thefluffiestguineapig: She baptized?
saucemaster5000: gotta get washed to get clean
circusofkirkus: are they single is a serious inquiry
VrolikSyndrome: They I was simply making a reference to my previous joke.
VrolikSyndrome: Ez pz
Mr_Horrible:

itira:
@Mr_Horrible 
Mr_Horrible: lemme talk 2 u bbygurl
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Bearudite: btw I hit someone with the benadeezer papapleaser and it fuckin stunlocked them
Mr_Horrible: damn, she Scruff McGruff'd your ass
SnackPak_: Full House
BusTed: full house
MacbethSeemsSus: That was a warning bite
betweenmyself: Full House
DarknessKingCoH: You got it dude
BrowneePointz: Detention Mr Matthews
Mr_Horrible: the peets
ButButTheJesus: Perfect Strangers
itsr67: hm
circusofkirkus: demonstrate on stream
betweenmyself:
Roc, but only the Live episodes 
Clan_Dookie: ahhh, the "little piggy went to market" classic move
Mr_Horrible:
"but this is MY house!" 
saucemaster5000: itsr is a ghost now
Mr_Horrible: noted, I guess
circusofkirkus: we're visual learners
Mr_Horrible:

KeytarCat: spin that toe!
e_bloc: now get the hell out of my galaxy
ButButTheJesus: oh, my
SnackPak_:

Mr_Horrible: suddenly worried these 2 have been the villains all along
comrade_cards: "grab em by the toe and TWIST IT!"
Mr_Horrible: yeah that looked pretty shaky
e_bloc: tiny digits make me happy
Mr_Horrible: YEAH BABY
Mr_Horrible: WOO
BrowneePointz: it looks great and up Adam's alley
Mr_Horrible: Onimusha 1 is like 3 hours long
Wrexadecimal: lol fuck that puzzle
Raincoast_Bear: Hiya Super Nope Bros.! How are the Zombies biting tonight?
DaFhaye: Don't worry we have yellow paint now
Mr_Horrible: maybe Kid Ben shoulda been smarter (I couldn't do it either)
saucemaster5000: good games don't have to be long
GasCityGaming: I remember Onimusha 3 with Jean Reno was so good!
itsr67: word
BrowneePointz: I don't know how to tell you this. But Onimusha 3 was very, very bad lol
matthaus_c: oh NO
kimmibeans: BEN NO
Lockraemono: perfect logic
MacbethSeemsSus: *facepalm*
Dog_of_Myth: oh no
Astramentha: BEN
ButButTheJesus: oh
Saintnex: BEN
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
Lockraemono: 6 7
DaFhaye: WOOOO
Mr_Horrible:
troubling 
ghyllnox: I'm glad you did not, that'd be....
DaFhaye: That would have been a trip lol
betweenmyself: key is dummy thicc
ghyllnox: WaKey
Mr_Horrible: it seems to be more of a mechanism thing than, like, a deadbolt key
Athelgar: i would hope that catching a 14 yo with half a dime bag would be seen as nothing really all that bad lol
shendaras:

Mr_Horrible: SNIFFA
Boon_33: new bag
BrowneePointz: but yea new Onimusha is an action game. But like like super duper fast action.
e_bloc: draaaaaaaaainage
BrowneePointz: but not like*
e_bloc: I drink your milkshake. I drink it up
Queginn: thanks, pls do more
JKBalch: You've just got a hip pouches down to your ankles
Dog_of_Myth: Everything
Mr_Horrible: I'll let him have his fun
Fanklok: Adam is correct for once
VrolikSyndrome: You're sniffing the used hip bag you found in the murder sewer?
Raincoast_Bear: Team Adam this time.
itira: Im on Bens side
BusTed: what if he said 'beefy' afterward
Cptasparagus: god's
Mr_Horrible: it's almost 8, he's earned
whitebadgerwolf88: My coworker just went to a resort in Jamaica and said everyone was high and he actually did buy weed from a bartender.
e_bloc: the side of truth
ActualFactual: I don't think streamers should be allowed to make sounds under any circumstances.
MacbethSeemsSus: <message deleted>@JKBalch Ah, the final fantasy outfit
Mr_Horrible:
well that's because I expect better from you, as the older brother 
Boon_33: ladder
saucemaster5000: I wasn't paying attention but ben is right
SnackPak_: this is what happens to the person not playing
e_bloc: tie goes to the Ulmer
Mr_Horrible: see *that's* egregious
itira:
<-- Adam rn
ButButTheJesus: what happened? is ben right again?
ActualFactual: He's the bad boy of loading ready run, after all
rosesmcgee: This is how Adam starts his villain arc. Wait. Continues his villain arc.
Mr_Horrible: it's true, that chair is cursed
Vinewood_OG: You take that passenger pwincess bs back to friday morning
ghyllnox: Might wanna take a look at the floorplan you just got
Mr_Horrible:
sounds like something a villain would say 
Dog_of_Myth: That's what all villains say
Raincoast_Bear: All good villian believe they are right....
Boon_33: *ladders*
Inquisitor_Xian: villains famously never think they're right
e_bloc: incoming Adam heel turn
betweenmyself: you just got a forklift key…
BrowneePointz: Cam usually
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>afaik that's typically Ian's chair for Rhythm Cafe
MacbethSeemsSus: <message deleted>@betweenmyself It was used to open that door
e_bloc: majority Cam
Dog_of_Myth: Easy test, just switch chairs.
rosesmcgee: Yeah, but one of them is right
betweenmyself: @MacbethSeemsSus there was another forklift
GhostValv:
that's why the answer is to just not think 
Ferisar: time for fun fun fun
Lockraemono: oh no
SnackPak_: what if you flip the camera?
Inquisitor_Xian: the two genders, gamer and chair occupier
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>looks like we got an experiment for next Tuesday
raulghoulia: 2 weeks
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>@raulghoulia goddammit
MacbethSeemsSus: <message deleted>No save, only play
Vinewood_OG: @raulghoulia rahughrgahahah
YFiddler: we wouldn't. we like ben
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>oh right, Vegas
BusTed:

Dog_of_Myth:

ghyllnox: Schedule says the 5th is W&P
MrSarkhan: <message deleted>Watch and Play is on the schedule next week
kumatsu: don't worry, I'll make Ben play Grand Melee again
e_bloc: voices carry
Vinewood_OG: Enjoy becoming human fajitas, and gambling
rosesmcgee: Hot damn, a night off for Adam
NathanJay_GA:

ghyllnox: \o/
MacbethSeemsSus: <message deleted>lrrSPOOP
Vinewood_OG: Bring it!
circusofkirkus: ending wheel?
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>the double dip
RainyMint: Weeee!
thatguysteve2709: Sure
betweenmyself:
surprise spin 
empyreon: UH OH
MrPipboy3000: <message deleted>oh no!
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>lmao
Lockraemono: isn't it late for a spin???
therepoman__: o7
Omthebox: Phew
SnackPak_: we were almost safe
MrSarkhan: <message deleted>oh shit
itira: oop
MacbethSeemsSus: <message deleted>Farewell o7
circusofkirkus: Massacre
ghyllnox: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>later skaters o7
NazTMann: o7
JKBalch: o7
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>o7
rosesmcgee:

ButterBall000: Rip
BusTed: have a good night everyone
ButButTheJesus: JAYSUS
Vinewood_OG: o7^x
Manae: <message deleted>ahhh
Inquisitor_Xian: ruh roh
SnackPak_: log out!
Bearudite: o7
ButterBall000: o7
Mister_Hawk: <message deleted>ohno
Boon_33: 07
ghyllnox: M for Massacre
LostThePirate: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
ButButTheJesus: FLY YOU FOOLS
empyreon: decimated o7
Inquisitor_Xian: 07
NazTMann: I was so close hehe
Fanklok: !clip
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RainyMint: m7
paparoach625: o7
NimrodXIV: M is for Mass Murder
Lockraemono: m-m-massacre
super_ashura: Run!
rosesmcgee: adios muchachos
circusofkirkus: save yourself
Meyari: <message deleted>Rip
Greendrag13: RIP o7
kid_flashionable: HAHAHHA
e_bloc: o7
NathanJay_GA:
By the skin of my teeth 
CoderBugsworth: o7
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>I'll never abandon my post
Faulpyr: o7
MrSarkhan: <message deleted>o7
ghyllnox: o7
62MGcobra: can't get me hahaha
Saintnex: monster!
awildshen: o7
kimmibeans: o7
PhuzNutz: o7
Kelazi5:

schordash: o7
7gorobei: o7
NazTMann: M for Massacre
lemmel: o7
matthaus_c: <message deleted>safe :)
Vinewood_OG: In the arms of the angelssssss
super_ashura: o7
calculated_uncertainties:
100
Wrexadecimal: o7
circusofkirkus: no remorse
Joecool190: o7
meatathon: Noooooooo
N30dude: What on earth did I jsut miss?
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>better kill me in 1 shot, streamer. Better make it count
kumatsu: can't wait to see the pic of all the mod activity log going off
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>sinuuLookup
JKBalch: Wait, don't forget Milk's partner
wiganlass: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: RUUUUNNN
empyreon: Mmm what'cha sayyyy~
CaptainSpam: o7
LadyEarlGreyWarden: o7
kid_flashionable:

Saintnex:

schordash:
@matthaus_c
o7
rin_the_kat: o7
ButButTheJesus: Ben's going to rebel
Lockraemono: don't ban poor baby maggie
Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP mod chat
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>bloodbath, baby
SnackPak_: o7 molly
Fanklok: Yeah Adam isn't a villain
rosesmcgee: You guys remember the boardroom scene from Dogma. That's Adam right now.
e_bloc: I knew this day would coe
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Ben can craft so many bullets from this
itira:
@Mr_Horrible 
e_bloc: *come
Vinewood_OG: Ben, the angel on Adam's shoulder
kumatsu: Ben going full Cryptid
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam isn't a heel at all
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>oh hell yeah
circusofkirkus: tell the rest
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>sinuuWicked
saucemaster5000: WHAT
MrSarkhan: <message deleted>WHAT
Juliamon: disagree
Dog_of_Myth: WHAT
empyreon:

GasCityGaming: o7
Bearudite: OK
kid_flashionable:

Vinewood_OG: WHAT?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
kid_flashionable: Yaaaay!
rosesmcgee: But you didn't say god bless you when I sneezed.
saucemaster5000: I'm going to steal all of Mr Horrible's sugar for the rest of his life
Saintnex: the betrayal
e_bloc: witness me
Greendrag13: Mr Horrible, winner of the Nipton lottery
therepoman__: got shot anyway LOL
underhill33:

maybe_games: Nah, im good
MagicalAttackGecko: o7
JKBalch: Easiest bate
circusofkirkus: show yourself
NathanJay_GA: Yeah, im here
e_bloc: you guys are cool
SnackPak_: GG Juliamon
kimmibeans: It doesn't start with a M...
meatathon: Hey
empyreon: lmao
solarsheeptoken: my starts eith m
62MGcobra: hi
30teracyte: bye
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon lawl
saucemaster5000: thank you mods, the only honest people here
Boon_33: byeee
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good job Juliamon
Vinewood_OG: We ARE great
e_bloc:
Juliamon
whitebadgerwolf88: Does upside down M count??
kid_flashionable: Thank you for the stream!
itira: Wuh oh
empyreon:

Lockraemono: it's me
Lockraemono: the w
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam are you still working
Lockraemono: I stay winningood
GasCityGaming: glad i don't have my old name now
kid_flashionable:

7gorobei: E is a sideways m
Lockraemono: v
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>uh
wiganlass: yo
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>uhhhhhhhhhhh
super_ashura: Julia "The Cleaner" Mon
Lockraemono: n
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
betweenmyself: a roman numeral five
Vinewood_OG: Sound it out....
NoxStryx: I N
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>I GOT THE BIT BEFORE HE DID
Greendrag13: Ms? Ws? nah, I'm a straight up G
SnackPak_: I'm with Adam on this one
Dog_of_Myth:

VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>C'MON MAN
Boon_33: that scans
Juliamon: congrats, G is in slack asking what happened
itira:

Vinewood_OG: o7
ghyllnox:

ghyllnox: o7
maybe_games: lol vrolik
Lockraemono: owned
Greendrag13: o7
rosesmcgee: Now that's comedy
Dog_of_Myth:

Boon_33: B is basically a M with extra steps
Fanklok: Damn what did Vrolik do
Vinewood_OG: Go back to your taxes!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because G doesn't ban half of his viewers
bv310:
@Boon_33 Hush you, we're just under the radar here 
KeytarCat: it literally is his business, but that's not my business☕
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or call timing out banning
ghyllnox: @Juliamon Probably just because you timed someone out, I can't imagine he doesn't know what these two get up to
GrathXVI: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sounds like a skill issue on his part, tbh
Fanklok: Pauper sounds sick
Vinewood_OG: Yessss
calculated_uncertainties: Book
ButButTheJesus: buok
betweenmyself:
BOOK 
Thefluffiestguineapig: BOOK
rosesmcgee: Beej continues the bible
Lockraemono: is that american??
Yolysses subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
Yolysses: whoopee adventure book!
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Thanks for subscribing, Yolysses! (Today's storm count: 57)
Lockraemono: does that spend in canada ???
Kaaosa: ben you owe me $20
Fanklok: 20 USD??? That's like 20000 CAD
Graham_LRR: mind *who’s* business??
kimmibeans: I guess Ben found betting money for Vegas
Jennie_Fuchsia: book name? my supervisor noticed her favorite choose your own adventure in the background recently
Vinewood_OG: Dad's home. RUN!!!!
SnackPak_: uh oh
Dog_of_Myth: uh oh
Jennie_Fuchsia: uh oh
Faulpyr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 146 months!
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Thanks for subscribing, Faulpyr! (Today's storm count: 58)
GrathXVI: @Graham_LRR Sounds like you're just bad at timing out random portions of chat.
AMuseOfFirebane: uh oh
Vinewood_OG: It was broken when they found it.
ButButTheJesus: @Graham_LRR to be fair, Ben felt bad about it
Graham_LRR:
(I was legit just curious) 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam timed out all of chat who's username started with an M
thatguysteve2709: They hit M and it stands for massacre @graham_lrr
Greendrag13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Well, he left one survivor, but a Mod ate 'em
Graham_LRR:
don’t worry, I got it 
62MGcobra: due to technicalities i was missed
Graham_LRR: well I don’t make the rules
JKBalch: Goodnight, good flight
kumatsu: I legit thought Adam was going to spin again to demonstrate
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Fanklok: You could make the rules
BusTed: gabbo...
empyreon:

lamina5432:

ButButTheJesus: silly boys
rosesmcgee:

Astramentha:

ButButTheJesus: OH GDI
itira:

Bearudite: toot tooot
Vinewood_OG: Praise G O R B !
ButButTheJesus:

Astramentha:

Astramentha:

wiganlass:

rosesmcgee:

ButButTheJesus: THE KINGDOM OF
Astramentha:

Juliamon: oh my god it keeps going
ButButTheJesus: AND OF HIS CRHIST
Astramentha:

itira:

Astramentha:

ButButTheJesus: AND HE SHALL REIGN FOR EVER AND EVER
ButButTheJesus: AND LORD OF LOORRRRRRDS
62MGcobra:

itira:

Astramentha:

wiganlass:

ButButTheJesus: FOR EVER AND EVER
SnackPak_: who knew this song was so long
Manae: FREEEEDOOOOM!
ButButTheJesus: HALLEEEEEEEEE LUJAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
MacbethSeemsSus: *pokes head back up, to see if it's safe*
Vinewood_OG: So, Denny's?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I figured Adam got bored before he got everyone
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was timed out lol
MrSarkhan: I'm free!!!
Mr_Horrible: Wow... I just had the strangest dream...
LostThePirate: A lot of folks got to "participate" in today's firing squad, lol
Mr_Horrible: it's also giving me my sub notif again, lol
Juliamon: lmao
maybe_games: some of us survived!\
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