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Flyingdelorion: Sealed league hype!
TXC2: title change!
TXC2: CONTACT
Diabore: lrrm tug
BraveOthello: Chat, shush, it's a secret
Mangledpixel: sneakrets
Marvoleath: !league
BraveOthello: No that was the previous set
TXC2: !secret
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TXC2: only mildly?
BeefcakeEmperor:
TehAmelie: greetings, citizens
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abslomdaak42: Ah, Strip Search flashbacks
nymistrya: The secret is open the lute and cast mathemagics for opponents deck size
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TXC2:
that or don't draft the silverquil deck i drafted today 
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Gekyouryuu: @nymistrya Loot's not in this set, afaik
Gekyouryuu:
RevolverRossalot: Arf!
nymistrya: He is if your always cheating
northos: @Gekyouryuu but what if he was *resonating*
RevolverRossalot: I'm partial to a little soup. Temur nonsense is my happy place.
BraveOthello: @nymistrya 9 mana in limited
TXC2: Here we GO!
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Diabore: ey it is the final trio, neat
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TXC2: !league
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Marvoleath:
no ghosts though 
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TXC2: still April for 27 hours
TXC2: !dragonshield
TehAmelie: nyah, i'm getting mega rich by not having any money to spend on Magic cards to begin with
ProcyonFlynn:
Dragon Shields are great - I even use them on my Tarot decks 
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
Rodzos: Ben will get SO many five dollars
n0tboy_: patreon dot com / givewheeler5dollars
theycallhimben: Evening all
RevolverRossalot: The Secrets of the Sealed League: the other 6 players
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
Diabore: do you have a bench of doms too?
Robot_Bones: and how many doms
TXC2: hello theycallhimben welcome
evil_h2o_elf: I do love a bench of subs
theycallhimben: @TXC2 good eeevening!
RevolverRossalot: Magic? Magic!
theycallhimben: I did surprisingly well in my SoS prerelease, went Lorehold (because the Witherblooms all went first) and didn't get anything crazy but the synergy was very high. Ark of Hunger ftw.
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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Night_xD:
ark is easily one of the strongest card in the set
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature β Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
theycallhimben: Yeah it was definitely the MVP
nyc_mtg: got my ass
pleonasticTautology: got my ass also
millenomi_Aura: u-haul
LRRbot: Group Project [1W] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 red and white Spirit creature token. / FlashbackβTap three untapped creatures you control.
pleonasticTautology: though i don't use u-haul anymore
RevolverRossalot: I only put token effort into my group project, yes
Marvoleath: @RevolverRossalot that's the spirit!
millenomi_Aura: magic: the gathering
LRRbot: Hardened Academic [RW] | Creature β Bird Cleric [2/1] | Flying, haste / Discard a card: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn. / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
RevolverRossalot: @Marvoleath πππ
flatluigi: hardened academic is gonna be good with all those subs
WiJohn: I suspect Matt's actually got plenty of his third color in his hand
Marvoleath: !findquote gather
LRRbot: Quote #358: "That's a Magic: The Gathering Card" βSGDoc [2015-06-18]
LRRbot: Efflorescence [2G] | Instant | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Infusion β If you gained life this turn, that creature also gains trample and indestructible until end of turn.
TXC2: the academic is a removal magnet
millenomi_Aura: we know what you think of mint chocolate ice cream
drexciya808: moggs me
TXC2: Mogg Flunkies the camera
LRRbot: Topiary Lecturer [2G] | Creature β Elf Druid [1/2] | Increment / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to this creature's power.
Gekyouryuu: Big ff6 fan
RuiFaleiro: did matt lose the 4 life from that last attack?
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akundez: life totals are wrong. Matt should be at 14 and belly is still at 20
drexciya808: "I will continue to exist."
TehAmelie: [Pengu noises]
LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature β Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Group Project [1W] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 red and white Spirit creature token. / FlashbackβTap three untapped creatures you control.
drexciya808: insidious roots sorta on a creature
pleonasticTautology: "bear with college's mechanic" is john belushi in ANIMAL HOUSE
LRRbot: Vastlands Scavenger // Bind to Life | Vastlands Scavenger [1GG] | Creature β Bear Druid [4/4] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. // Bind to Life [4G] | Instant | Mill seven cards. Then put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield.
ProcyonFlynn: College Bear is more complicated when there's a bear in the college.
thraximore: It's a 4/4??
drexciya808: sheesh pushed
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Brozard:
millenomi_Aura: air horns
millenomi_Aura: etc
Chronomagistrate:
Tai114: The bears that women can't choose, as much as they'd like
drexciya808: unbearable draft
millenomi_Aura: this reminds me I eventually have to go FNM at Gamescape
TXC2:
a Draft without Bears? the Packers dream
LRRbot: Garrison Excavator [3R] | Creature β Orc Sorcerer [3/4] | Menace / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a 2/2 red and white Spirit creature token.
Tai114: Create a 2/2 Mr. Slave token
drexciya808: they ain't wizards
kynelwynn: Sorcerer has more or less replaced shaman
Marvoleath: arent the sorcerers mostly replacing shamans?
Greyah: I just can't believe that at his old age they made Tim multiclass.
drexciya808: @kynelwynn ah true
SolarBlitz1: Blue emeritus is UU in it's cost so you're still safe Nelly
jamwno: Sorcs are red, wizards are blue, typal synergies in sealed will hose you
TXC2: that's bullshit, Shamans should at least be replaced with Druids if they gonna be replaced at all
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature β Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Pywodwagon: loud incorrect buzzer noise
jamwno: @TXC2 Druids are the green magic users
Tai114: Is Dig Up in this set?
pleonasticTautology: lol
flatluigi: please do not grasp the gropeiary
drexciya808: @TXC2 true to color pie history so far too .. good point heh
Marvoleath: @TXC2 They are limiting shamans due to the irl connotations with specific culture, so druids suffer the same issue
kynelwynn: @TXC2 While I don't disagree, "Druid" is almost firmly locked to Green only and red/blue needs something else
hyalopterous: Gropeiary got reported to WR (wizard resources)
hapotet: could matt move his deck and graveyard in frame
thraximore: @hyalopterous surely it's Sorcerer Resources
Rodzos: rock dog spelunky mentioned?
kynelwynn: Rock Dog was a hell of a movie
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / β’ Destroy target artifact.
drexciya808: shamans been like every color except white that I can recall
TXC2: Magic user ressources
SolarBlitz1: God I love that Abrade art
kynelwynn: That abrade makes me think of Arcane
flatluigi: the dominik mayer abrade is one of my favorite pieces of art in the game but i just swapped in this on arena because i'm a sucher for the archive frame
flatluigi: sucker
jamwno: W: cleric U: wizard B:warlock R: sorcerer G: druid is the current typical mage class for each color
TXC2: kynelwynn yeah, I can see it
drexciya808: @Marvoleath makes sense
RevolverRossalot: It's a superb frame! I definitely run MA cards in decks that would prefer something better... But the cards are so pretty.
flatluigi: what card did matt resolve
flatluigi: it didn't end up on the reader
SolarBlitz1: The prepped spell on the bear
flatluigi: oh a prepped spell
Diabore: @flatluigi it was a prepared spell
Marvoleath: !card tenured concocter
LRRbot: Tenured Concocter [4G] | Creature β Troll Druid [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. / Infusion β This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.
Tai114: What drug do people take these days for Vigilance
LRRbot: Tenured Concocter [4G] | Creature β Troll Druid [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. / Infusion β This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.
drexciya808: @Tai114 generalized anxiety
TXC2: Tai114 Caffeine pills and Rip its
lightfut: Nobody told me he's druish
Diabore: Ileague
TXC2: !league
drexciya808: fear of surveillance gives me vigilance
Diabore: ah, mod only, ty
Marvoleath:
not mod only, you had a typo 
Marvoleath: !league
TXC2: Diabore I think it's sub only, but spelling the command correctly is the main helper
kynelwynn: @flatluigi "Bind to Life" if you care to know the semantics
LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
BraveOthello: Oof
Diabore: that academic went to the gym
draftsynthesis: who else out here pumping they spells
kynelwynn: Beryl and Meryl Angel
evil_h2o_elf: Sarah, Beryl and Meryl Angel, the angel sisters
TXC2: Serra's Sphinx
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pleonasticTautology: wheeler, that lip lick
PhoenixMelior: I have a lot of lady friends and women colleagues, i might be able to do that
drexciya808:
PhoenixMelior: Trans women are women in all ways, especially for this challenge
Diabore: sure is a conversation three white men are having
Tai114: Warning: Invalid Woman
drexciya808: professional broman
flatluigi: serge
Aigarius: digging is deep on this break
drexciya808: binders full of women
Marvoleath: a ship load, thats a lot
PhoenixMelior: Nelson likes to play with all his cards
MartonyTho: lmao
Diabore: not a lot, but it does happen
Tai114: Swap their WHAT?
ProcyonFlynn: The best way to beat sideboards - use them wrong.
drexciya808: benicio del toro
RevolverRossalot: Helen of Troy may have launched a thousand ships, but she still only counts as one
Gekyouryuu: I'm a trans woman and I'll make a full second deck in prerelease whenever able
LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Gadora: @RevolverRossalot But what a polycule you can make from those thousand ships.
TXC2:
RevolverRossalot said Gimli, to Legolas
Tai114: The deck name is RW Name A Woman
kynelwynn: There's several Grixis women
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature β Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
millenomi_Aura: That is correct actually.
LRRbot: Hydro-Channeler [1U] | Creature β Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell.
CeridwenCoeur: But what's Quandrix's first name?
TXC2: Marchesa, there's a Grixis/mardu woman
Tai114: Jackie Chan.
PhoenixMelior: Swearing, friends, we try not to on magic streams, remember?
kynelwynn: It's not O S C A R?
RevolverRossalot: Magic's multiverse needs a womending. In this essay I will - *is dragged off stage*
LRRbot: Encouraging Aviator // Jump | Encouraging Aviator [2U] | Creature β Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it becomes prepared. // Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
drexciya808: who gave up their spark? are there more than 5 planeswalkers ever who did that? asking for a friend
JKBalch: @RevolverRossalot No no, let him cook
LRRbot: Zimone's Experiment [3G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature and/or land cards from among them, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put all land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped and put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand.
draftsynthesis: "Carnivorous parrot into toy boat is unbeatable" finally I know what I sound like to non-magic players
TXC2: drexciya808 depends on "gave up willingly" vs "lost"
drexciya808: @TXC2 o7
flatluigi: two cards, lands go on the field, creatures go in your hand
jamwno: Stock up at home
kynelwynn: A forest on the field and a bear in your hand is my presidental slogan
pleonasticTautology: @jamwno stock up at the pet store
UtilityPunk: Cards have too much text lately. What we need are more inscrutable keywords
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LRRbot: Spectacular Skywhale [2UR] | Creature β Elemental Whale [1/4] | Flying / Opus β Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put three +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
dolphgrim: WHALE
kynelwynn: Suddenly, a WHALE appeared!
drexciya808: @TXC2 wasn't always their call to get it so
Tai114: This really should have a reprint in a Douglas Adams Secret Lair.
BrowneePointz: is that Serena Malyon Art?
Aigarius: jump the whale!
pleonasticTautology: spectacular skywhale is cast by colin meloy in prismari
TXC2: a sky whale, or skale
LRRbot: Tenured Concocter [4G] | Creature β Troll Druid [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. / Infusion β This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.
UtilityPunk: Almost enough whales to make a commander deck, just need a grixis commander for them
TXC2: coco nuter
LRRbot: End of the Hunt [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
LoadingReadyRun: Spectacular Skywhale is the much more successful sibling of "Just Fine Skywhale"
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MysticalUnicat_:
bah, magic 
Aigarius: jump the whale!
SolarBlitz1: Yeah that whales not fair
pleonasticTautology: fun fact: jump proper hasn't been reprinted in a tourney-legal format since m10
drexciya808: get nellied
flatluigi: that whale is so much
kynelwynn: @LoadingReadyRun Spectacular Skywhale is what Stan Lee was initially going to make his comic about
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BrowneePointz: also, it has incredible Serena Malyon art who I think is one of the most underrated artists for the game currently
LRRbot: Vastlands Scavenger // Bind to Life | Vastlands Scavenger [1GG] | Creature β Bear Druid [4/4] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. // Bind to Life [4G] | Instant | Mill seven cards. Then put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield.
Tai114: Is doodoo time in 2/2?
LRRbot: Spectacular Skywhale [2UR] | Creature β Elemental Whale [1/4] | Flying / Opus β Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put three +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
v_nome: I had to look this up to make this joke, but you ferment coconut to make a drink called Lambanog. So I put forward that as a tenured coconut.
OldManScythe: I think it needs mana dorks, bears, and apparently a flyer.
LoadingReadyRun:
@BrowneePointz to be fair, the card is literally called "Spectacular"
LRRbot: Emil, Vastlands Roamer [2G] | Legendary Creature β Elf Druid [3/3] | Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have trample. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
TXC2: v_nome accepted
kynelwynn: Lambanog.. the tastier accompaniment to Lembas Bread
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drexciya808: ggwp
kynelwynn: bear kega'
kynelwynn: legs even
DMGlol: nice legs bro
drexciya808:
TXC2: LOUD ECHO!
Diabore: thats so loud
flatluigi: MAWP
EOstby: Teen Wheeler on the Street.
drexciya808: mission control at the moonbase
hyalopterous: Do Canadians have the right to Bear Legs?
abslomdaak42: Ben is unstoppable
draftsynthesis: man serge has never looked better
Brozard: Serge's hair is getting long
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
flatluigi: i always knew serge and wheeler would end up dating
drexciya808: Serge is everywhere
CaptainSpam: Look, James is very versatile.
TXC2: !break
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Aigarius: James is flexible
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drexciya808:
@hyalopterous
Stardackk: wheeler is dating James cosplaying as Serge?
LoadingReadyRun: sorry that was a little loud
v_nome: @Stardackk You wouldn't?
drexciya808: the real serge is inside all of us
TheMerricat:
Chat, how can you tell a Lets Nope stream from a LRRMTG stream? Less than 45 minutes in, we have an ad break. If this was Let's Nope, we wouldn't even have gotten to the game yet. 
UtilityPunk: And nobody muted either
PhoenixMelior: That's not a joke, that's just factual
TXC2:
also no one in chat has been timed out
TheMerricat:
Yet...
TXC2: yes, yet, don't make me a liar chat
TheMerricat:
Also chat, first time making rye bread with caraway seeds in my bread maker and god it smells so good, and I've got to wait at least 3 hours before I can eat it. 
PhoenixMelior: Yeah the lets nope timeout thing is... weird? From an outsider perspective
TXC2: and we're back
UtilityPunk: It's like testing fire alarms. If you don't test it every stream, what if you need it and it doesn't work?
CaptainSpam: You will be met. You will be greeted. Of this they can be sure.
TheMerricat: That sure is a cool lineup.
JKBalch: Heck yeah!
LilyOfTheVeil666:
Sephie 
KWardJenx: Great cast
Wolfstrike_NL: Oooo cool
Rodzos: 11:30 pm - 4:30 pm? dang that's like 17 hours
nymistrya: There no way that will be recorded and put up anywhere right?
ProcyonFlynn:
Dungeons and Dragons? Like that one Universe Beyond Adjacent Set? 
TXC2: Rodzos yeah good catch
rosesmcgee: @Rodzos Kathleen takes her campaigns seriosuly
flatluigi: give him five dollars
KWardJenx: Also true
hyalopterous: Be sure to give Wheeler $5
draftsynthesis: in unrelated news, give wheeler $5
DeM0nFiRe: Wheeler used to be cool smh my head. (He still is tho)
MapleFoniks: Lets all go buy wheeler
TXC2:
saying Wheeler has sold out impiles he was ever sold in
Joalni: Well shilled, Kathleen.
TXC2: !contact
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mr_Powerup: Go go nelson, he is #1
CaptainSpam: Sadly, after decimalisation, Kathleen's shilling is no longer legal tender.
TXC2:
CaptainSpam boooo
Mindfire13: White also seems to be pretty good
UtilityPunk:
Izzet is the favoured colour combo rn 
CaptainSpam:
@TXC2 Thank you, I both am and am not proud of that.
Pywodwagon: sometimes you just die to akromas will
deathofspam: I keep forgetting my name has a mortal enemy here in @CaptainSpam
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature β Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
30teracyte: i got armageddoned in draft
nyc_mtg: da bear
LRRbot: Joined Researchers // Secret Rendezvous | Joined Researchers [1W] | Creature β Human Cleric Wizard [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent has more cards in hand than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
LilyOfTheVeil666: Let's go lesbians!
UtilityPunk: Joined Researchers were just college roommates
LRRbot: Resonating Lute [2UR] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells." / {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have seven or more cards in your hand.
BrowneePointz: Library of Asking Alexandria
Rodzos: Wheeler has the perfect manabase π
LRRbot: Ancestral Anger [R] | Sorcery | Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is 1 plus the number of cards named Ancestral Anger in your graveyard. / Draw a card.
CaptainSpam: Love how the gradients in the nameplates update in real time.
LoadingReadyRun:
@CaptainSpam 
thanks!
flatluigi: i really hope the gradients stick around like the damage numbers
deathofspam: @CaptainSpam I didn't even notice! That is incredible
UtilityPunk: Paul is up to more tech wizardry
CaptainSpam: @deathofspam It's good stuff!
evethernet: i see wheeler's in the soup basket
LRRbot: Snarl Song [5G] | Sorcery | Converge β Create two 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature tokens. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
flatluigi: yooo
Mindfire13: Atraxa mana in the pool
LilyOfTheVeil666:
RIP lesbians 
flatluigi: the lute is such a damn card
EmmaPartlow: Big Fractals in your area.
LRRbot: Living History [1R] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 red and white Spirit creature token. / Whenever you attack, if a card left your graveyard this turn, target attacking creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
evethernet: wheeler hates lesbians, it is known
Aigarius: they smooching in the graveyard
LoadingReadyRun: although it does make me see why WotC tends to just use gold when a card is 3 or more colors
LRRbot: Orysa, Tide Choreographer [4U] | Legendary Creature β Merfolk Bard [2/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if creatures you control have total toughness 10 or greater. / When Orysa enters, draw two cards.
LRRbot: Tome Blast [1R] | Sorcery | Tome Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
BrowneePointz: Unsure if Quint or another Lorehold student but that Loxodon is dripped
flatluigi: they've played a few thousand more games than you matt
Pywodwagon: mink erasure
LoadingReadyRun: Tome Blast the Vent Core!
evethernet: assigning someone discord mod is a form of hatred
LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
LRRbot: Matterbending Mage [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand. / Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
UtilityPunk: Getting fragged by fractals isn't the worst way to go
TheMerricat: Night TXC2!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
LilyOfTheVeil666: Night THXC2
Ranakel: @LoadingReadyRun Wow, we have the Force in the chat!
UtilityPunk: Nini
TheMerricat: @Ranakel Marathon reference spotted! It's an old code but it checks out sir!
nyc_mtg: you cannot show me a dragon
abslomdaak42: Name 5 bear women
mr_Powerup: Goldilocks is full of em
Pywodwagon: ooh I wanna take ya
youcantlistentobuttons: Mother doesn't count right?
Voidhawk42: Nelly, two bear men can be a family, be better
UtilityPunk: Does Doric count?
flatluigi: i think you can name any mother just not your mother
NotCainNorAbel: why is he wearing stripes?
Pywodwagon: PT gonna be weird this weekend
BrowneePointz: I mean, Doric DOES turn into a female Owlbear
youcantlistentobuttons: You are missing a prominant Bear
UtilityPunk: There do appear to be 5 or 6 bear women, and they all do really cool things
youcantlistentobuttons: I only said that as a joke about your own mother not counting for the challenge right?
UtilityPunk: One has a wonderful perm and pink fur
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
mr_Powerup: There is no women in ba sing se
jwholla: i respect the no sleeves
LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature β Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus β Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
nyc_mtg: deluge virtuoso from the top rope
BrowneePointz: It is always funny that D&D cards are technically UB
UtilityPunk: FDN Jumpstart
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature β Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
youcantlistentobuttons: Hey wheeler what is your favorite most recent purchased magic art?
youcantlistentobuttons: Oh crap before that
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature β Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
youcantlistentobuttons: From Bloomburrow right?
LRRbot: Matterbending Mage [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand. / Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: according to the flavor text, Professor of Zoomancy is a lady bear
drexciya808: think he was joking?
LRRbot: Impractical Joke [R] | Sorcery | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Impractical Joke deals 3 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
youcantlistentobuttons: There's a bear in Bloomborrow
Pywodwagon: a fallen empires tournament, the peak of competitive magic
LRRbot: Snarl Song [5G] | Sorcery | Converge β Create two 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature tokens. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
LRRbot: Brush Off [2UU] | Instant | This spell costs {1}{U} less to cast if it targets an instant or sorcery spell. / Counter target spell.
jwholla: did you have to keep your life totals on stone tablets back then?
LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature β Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus β Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
LRRbot: Divergent Equation [XXU] | Instant | Return up to X target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile Divergent Equation.
drexciya808: @jwholla wax tablets; we were not barbarians
LRRbot: Impractical Joke [R] | Sorcery | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Impractical Joke deals 3 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
Cutriss: I started in Fallen Empires. So glad to hear everyone say my first set was garbage lol
LoadingReadyRun: Impractical Joke, aka "Just a Prank, bro!"
Wolfstrike_NL: Paul, Nelson did switch deck
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drexciya808: bro code
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus β Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
drexciya808:
LRRbot: Snarl Song [5G] | Sorcery | Converge β Create two 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature tokens. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
pleonasticTautology: i can see why this would be memorable lmao
thraximore: Wasn't it a Mox Ruby too
Brozard: @LoadingReadyRun Don't bolt me, bro!
johnnylongtorso: "this card's white bordered, how much could it be worth?"
jwholla: this deck is drawing a lot of cards
LRRbot: Spectacle Summit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1.
RolfeRolfeRolfe: There are some great Grixis women out there
LRRbot: Potioner's Trove [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: You gain 2 life. Activate only if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn.
RevolverRossalot: A meeting of the visually aided? A bespectacled summit
drexciya808: @RolfeRolfeRolfe don't say their names or you're dead
LRRbot: Rancorous Archaic [5] | Creature β Avatar [2/2] | Trample, reach / Converge β This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
thraximore: +2
pleonasticTautology: now *this* is shitposting
sporkraptor: I countered your spell, please reply
RolfeRolfeRolfe:
@drexciya808 but I share a name with one of them 
LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature β Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
LRRbot: Sanar, Unfinished Genius // Wild Idea | Sanar, Unfinished Genius [UR] | Legendary Creature β Goblin Sorcerer [0/4] | Sanar enters prepared. / {T}: Create a Treasure token. Activate only if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn. // Wild Idea [3UR] | Sorcery | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Orysa, Tide Choreographer [4U] | Legendary Creature β Merfolk Bard [2/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if creatures you control have total toughness 10 or greater. / When Orysa enters, draw two cards.
drexciya808: @RolfeRolfeRolfe that is some next level magic
LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
dolphgrim: When Nelly is sad, I am sad. πππ
RevolverRossalot: Big Soup is no joke in the format.
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
BrowneePointz: The difference between an Aging Twink, an Otter, and a Gym Bunny is a fine, fine line.
Ranakel: Uh, Marchesa, masters marchesa, commander deck marchesa, siege marchesa and... Yeah no, alright, I can't
KarimAwad: finally done with work⦠now to focus on the good work done here.
BrowneePointz: @Ranakel Marchesa, Kess, Jeleva right off the rip
actuallykonradcurze: Marchesa, Kess, Jeleva, Obeka, Inalla
RevolverRossalot: Azula, who gained Grixis status late in life
drexciya808: ooh that is a good list
Ranakel: @RevolverRossalot If your late onset grixis has inconvenient symptoms, ask a doctor!
actuallykonradcurze: I credit buying multiple Grixis precons
Voidhawk42: It's ok, this beating is consensual
Mr_Horrible: we must support a Knight of Meadowgrain Enjoyer
jwholla: wait i thought nelson working at YJ was just a bit for the youtube videos
LRRbot: Procrastinate [XU] | Sorcery | Tap target creature. Put twice X stun counters on it.
LRRbot: Flow State [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. If there is an instant card and a sorcery card in your graveyard, instead put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LoadingReadyRun:
@jwholla Art imitates life
LRRbot: Encouraging Aviator // Jump | Encouraging Aviator [2U] | Creature β Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it becomes prepared. // Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Thunderdrum Soloist [1R] | Creature β Dwarf Bard [1/3] | Reach / Opus β Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature deals 3 damage to each opponent instead.
drexciya808: gg
LRRbot: Prismari, the Inspiration [5UR] | Legendary Creature β Elder Dragon [7/7] | Flying / WardβPay 5 life. / Instant and sorcery spells you cast have storm.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun Aka, "we don't work that hard to create the lore."
BrowneePointz: Ooo Silver Scroll Foil too
Ranakel: Today, I used Prismari the dargon to fire five burst lining in someone's face. I felt my karma erode. I felt evil whispering, and I found these whispers tempting
Mr_Horrible: the Tsundere Brotherhood's End
SolarBlitz1: Blech!
pleonasticTautology: oh the field notes blech
pleonasticTautology: sick
drexciya808: bros end one of my fav comp rdw pieces some time bacjk
Brozard: LOL
Mr_Horrible:
pleonasticTautology: well the deck has basics in it
actuallykonradcurze: Serge isnβt even here and heβs catching strays
wolphiron: I thought it was Beh from that Webtoon about farming on the top floor of the tower
BrowneePointz: Serge is catching Strays? Didn't expect him to work for a Shelter cuz of all the allergies
Mr_Horrible: considering Wheeler and Berserk will find each other in every lifetime...
abslomdaak42: Oh damn, Ben is still unstoppable
actuallykonradcurze: @BrowneePointz touchΓ©
KarimAwad: Ben getting upgrades and value hits seems unfair haha
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz To be fair, Serge is exactly the kind of guy who would volunteer at shelter in need, completely forgetting his own allergies.
drexciya808: grixis girls band name
flatluigi: i swear that melody line was the david s pumpkins theme
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What is, touche?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 2shay?
drexciya808:
when i put that in writing people sometimes misinterpret it as a passag "touchy!" ... 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Who is the drummer, who is the bassist?
drexciya808: bradley strider
drexciya808:
KarimAwad: woot woot!!!
Diabore: been a fast day
MapleFoniks: Otherwise, wheeler will be in stock. Can't have that,
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Bogwater Lumaret [BG] | Creature β Spirit Frog [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
EvilBadman: get on the x/x hydra's back
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature β Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Tai114: Wheeler hasn't played KH2... yet
Spades_Slicc: Why is the lumaret worded like that instead of Whenever a creature you control enters gain a life?
KarimAwad: frogs too op
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
KarimAwad: only crimes and always crimes
Clicklesly:
@Spades_Slicc Because people keep forgetting the trigger ^^
LRRbot: Vastlands Scavenger // Bind to Life | Vastlands Scavenger [1GG] | Creature β Bear Druid [4/4] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. // Bind to Life [4G] | Instant | Mill seven cards. Then put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield.
Pywodwagon: what diablo 2 class would nancy reagan play
RevolverRossalot: Enters prebeared
KarimAwad: gross
evil_h2o_elf: citrus delivery
LRRbot: Matterbending Mage [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand. / Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
KarimAwad: I need subtitles
dungeonmasteralek: juteau
dungeonmasteralek: I am quebecois lol
LRRbot: Emil, Vastlands Roamer [2G] | Legendary Creature β Elf Druid [3/3] | Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have trample. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
UtilityPunk: LRR meeting their federal bilingualism requirement
mr_Powerup: juteau? isn't that the capital of alaska
evil_h2o_elf: have you heard of the philadelphian dessert treat known as water ice?
Tai114: The reverse beard maneuver.
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature β Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature β Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature β Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Divergent Equation [XXU] | Instant | Return up to X target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile Divergent Equation.
ekplayscards: hey gamers!!!
Spades_Slicc: I remember when recall came in precons
Dog_of_Myth: Heya EK.
KarimAwad: _____ goyf
RevolverRossalot: Channel Mascot Exhibition is a play if you get original STX in that format
ekplayscards: @Dog_of_Myth heyooo hope you're well!
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
mr_Powerup: with foundations, you can enter a standard deck with 5 year old cards
Dog_of_Myth: @ekplayscards Doing well. On vacation but sadly to MagicCon this year.
ekplayscards: omg nelly noticed me hey king
LRRbot: Environmental Scientist [1G] | Creature β Human Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dog_of_Myth: *sadly no
ekplayscards: @Dog_of_Myth i would LOVE a not magiccon vacation tbh
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Tam, Observant Sequencer // Deep Sight | Tam, Observant Sequencer [2GU] | Legendary Creature β Gorgon Wizard [4/3] | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, Tam becomes prepared. // Deep Sight [GU] | Sorcery | You draw a card and gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature β Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
KarimAwad: that Tam is good in my Aragorn, uniter deck
LRRbot: Rancorous Archaic [5] | Creature β Avatar [2/2] | Trample, reach / Converge β This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
lilmeaches: i had a good experience with Tam, it is quite slow I agree there
LRRbot: Germination Practicum [3GG] | Sorcery β Lesson | Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. / Paradigm
LRRbot: Stress Dream [3UR] | Instant | Stress Dream deals 5 damage to up to one target creature. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
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LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature β Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mattmitchell45: Old Ryu has a Gorilla in the Mist quality
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature β Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Tome Blast [1R] | Sorcery | Tome Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature β Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Rancorous Archaic [5] | Creature β Avatar [2/2] | Trample, reach / Converge β This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
BrowneePointz: Also, to folks going to MagicCon Vegas that don't know, Sponsor of the channel DragonShield is unveiling their Guildpact Series Sleeves, their 2026 Event Exclusive sleeves AND Concept Art Urabrask and Sheoldred sleeves that will ONLY be available at MC Vegas
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature β Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
tdapenguin: @BrowneePointz that sounds exciting!
pleonasticTautology: lol
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature β Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Tome Blast [1R] | Sorcery | Tome Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
youcantlistentobuttons: ONLY AT VEGAS. Stupid travel requirements
LRRbot: Pull from the Grave [2B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: No he's not until July Nelly
Mr_Horrible: Da Forest Kelly
LRRbot: Pterafractyl [XGU] | Creature β Dinosaur Fractal [1/0] | Flying / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Orysa, Tide Choreographer [4U] | Legendary Creature β Merfolk Bard [2/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if creatures you control have total toughness 10 or greater. / When Orysa enters, draw two cards.
Mattmitchell45: Turtle Power!
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature β Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mangledpixel: m'scot
LRRbot: Zimone's Experiment [3G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature and/or land cards from among them, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put all land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped and put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand.
Pywodwagon: wearing his best ascot
BrowneePointz: A little vestibular fold action
KarimAwad: whilst the rest of the world is at magic con, Iβve got two sealed leagues kicking off! but no special sleeves haha
Mr_Horrible: this order has been confirmed random by real Strixhaven scholars
LRRbot: Snarl Song [5G] | Sorcery | Converge β Create two 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature tokens. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
BrowneePointz: More Frackin than RuPaul
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature β Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Diabore: got an order of large lads
LRRbot: Poisoner's Apprentice [2B] | Creature β Orc Warlock [2/2] | Infusion β When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets β4/β4 until end of turn if you gained life this turn.
BrowneePointz: A small lad the size of a Large Lad
RolfeRolfeRolfe: @browneepointz get her jade
flatluigi: wheeler no
Mattmitchell45: "No Large Lads, Oki Oki FIght Club isn't til later in the week"
LRRbot: Vastlands Scavenger // Bind to Life | Vastlands Scavenger [1GG] | Creature β Bear Druid [4/4] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. // Bind to Life [4G] | Instant | Mill seven cards. Then put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Potioner's Trove [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: You gain 2 life. Activate only if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn.
LRRbot: Pull from the Grave [2B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Germination Practicum [3GG] | Sorcery β Lesson | Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. / Paradigm
LRRbot: Disdainful Stroke [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 4 or greater.
RatherLargeToad: that is quite disdainful
Mr_Horrible: *checks script* "uh, yeah!"
abslomdaak42: "Paradigm"? You mean "Epic but Epic", right?
hd_dabnado: undrawpitty
LRRbot: Resonating Lute [2UR] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells." / {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have seven or more cards in your hand.
BrowneePointz: "epic but you can play all 5 not just Enduring Ideal this time"
EvilBadman: Clearly they saw TTC tier list and fixed Epic
RevolverRossalot: Though an in-universe epic would be a saga
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature β Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
flatluigi: the implications
KarimAwad: skip that one. itβs not important.
MrPipboy3000: Trve code Nelson ... C'MON!!
Mr_Horrible: when you keep your trove in a wooden box in the closet out of direct sunlight
LRRbot: Divergent Equation [XXU] | Instant | Return up to X target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile Divergent Equation.
jaimeblacken: but only for spells
jaimeblacken: not any kind of mana
Diabore: he has 2 other mana
flatluigi: yeah he had 2 mana he could pay for it
Diabore: he had island and trove up
jaimeblacken: dang
LRRbot: Orysa, Tide Choreographer [4U] | Legendary Creature β Merfolk Bard [2/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if creatures you control have total toughness 10 or greater. / When Orysa enters, draw two cards.
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
hd_dabnado: boneless mana
Mr_Horrible: "Hey Sal! Get me UU with NOTHIN!"
hd_dabnado: may or may not contain bones
BrowneePointz: Regulah Mannuh is the name of my next D&D character
wolphiron: You know what's crazy: listening to this with ZERO comprehension on how to play MTG π
flatluigi: it's okay, knowing how to play mtg only adds like 10% knowledge to this conversation
KarimAwad: @wolphiron βmagic magic magic, magic magic! magic!!!β
wolphiron: @flatluigi Thank you π
Diabore: @flatluigi knowing how to play well adds a cool 11% though
wolphiron: @KarimAwad Exactly! Haha
Mr_Horrible: every episode he posts ends abruptly with a different voice each time shouting "HEY! THAT'S MY TREE!"
LRRbot: Campus Composer // Aqueous Aria | Campus Composer [3U] | Creature β Merfolk Bard [3/4] | Ward {2} / This creature enters prepared. // Aqueous Aria [4U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying.
NorthArc: this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wheeler
LRRbot: Embrace the Paradox [3GU] | Instant | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
MrPipboy3000: But Matt's other birb can drink more than the potion ...
LoadingReadyRun:
A lot of what they are talking about in this conversation isn't MtG specific. I'd call it more Nelson, Wheeler and Matt specific
HiimDant: nothing could have prepared that composer for Maths
LRRbot: Snarl Song [5G] | Sorcery | Converge β Create two 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature tokens. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
jaimeblacken: jesus
flatluigi: lmao
Diabore: i hope reality fracture doesnt have a 5 colouor deck
jaimeblacken: inb4 wrath?
BrowneePointz: doesn't matter if it does. Wheeler will make it work
HiimDant: he's attacking with pears now?
jaimeblacken: what
LRRbot: Emil, Vastlands Roamer [2G] | Legendary Creature β Elf Druid [3/3] | Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have trample. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
Robot_Bones: yeah mill out before wheeler draws out
Robot_Bones: that's the real victory
LoadingReadyRun: He's not just a snack. That Vastlands Roamer is a meal
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
KarimAwad: thatβs a lotta land
wolphiron: He rich in lands
Strebenherz: How dare
flatluigi: grab a brush and
evil_h2o_elf: wha-bla-huh?
flatluigi: there we go
LRRbot: Germination Practicum [3GG] | Sorcery β Lesson | Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. / Paradigm
Voidhawk42: something something something TABLE
undecided44: Whydyouputthekeysuponthetable?
CrossXhunteR: oh no, did i miss it all
KarimAwad: hooray!!!
HiimDant: congratulations Matt for winning a game!
KarimAwad:
KarimAwad: I blame James
BrowneePointz: inb4 Nelly pulls Force
EvilBadman: James is always pushing collector boosties on people
tdapenguin: #blamejames
CrossXhunteR: i think wheeler has to play commander
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
HiimDant:
surveil lands 
LRRbot: Tablet of Discovery [2R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, mill a card. You may play that card this turn. / {T}: Add {R}. / {T}: Add {R}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells.
Diabore: oh right, are commander cards legal? because you get at least one
LRRbot: Topiary Lecturer [2G] | Creature β Elf Druid [1/2] | Increment / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to this creature's power.
LRRbot: Fractal Anomaly [U] | Instant | Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn.
LRRbot: Deduce [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. Investigate.
Diabore: that is the duce
Mr_Horrible: The Deuce
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
Mr_Horrible: in memoriam of the anime that became dogshit
LRRbot: Postmortem Professor [1B] | Creature β Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Mr_Horrible: oh right it's each, yeah that's gross
LRRbot: Defiling Daemogoth [3BB] | Creature β Demon [5/4] | Menace / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
LRRbot: Grave Researcher // Reanimate | Grave Researcher [2B] | Creature β Troll Warlock [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared. // Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
HiimDant: Radical!
LRRbot: Mathemagics [XXUU] | Sorcery | Target player draws 2Λ£ cards.
Mr_Horrible: oh sweet
flatluigi: hell yeah
SolarBlitz1: Oh yeah it's super quick to mill kill
Natural_Ones_Only: Oh sweet 30 mana mathemagics
Diabore: its a 6 mana win
Diabore: (if lute)
Natural_Ones_Only: 14 mana win no lute
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Natural_Ones_Only: *12
Diabore: @Natural_Ones_Only 12 works in limited, drawing 32 will deck someone
Diabore: oh you got there
LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
BrowneePointz: Good card is good
LRRbot: Scathing Shadelock // Venomous Words | Scathing Shadelock [4B] | Creature β Snake Warlock [4/6] | At the beginning of your first main phase, this creature becomes prepared. // Venomous Words [B] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Natural_Ones_Only: @Diabore Unless they're running the 60 card forbidden Limited Deck
LRRbot: Strixhaven Skycoach [3] | Artifact β Vehicle [3/2] | Flying / When this Vehicle enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Crew 2
BrowneePointz: cuz it's a freakin SCHOOL BUS
BrowneePointz: with WINGS
CrossXhunteR: marshall's pathcruiser?
BrowneePointz: beep beep let's go!
LRRbot: Killian's Confidence [WB] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Draw a card. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Diabore: royal treatment
Diabore: ah pick
LoneGoat: royal treatment?
hd_dabnado:
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LoneGoat: oh
LRRbot: Pick Your Poison [G] | Sorcery | Choose one β / β’ Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice. / β’ Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. / β’ Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying of their choice.
flatluigi: you could've made wheeler sac the lute
flatluigi: yea
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land β Island |
CrossXhunteR: quick, rate all islands
LRRbot: Dina's Guidance [1BG] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand or graveyard, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Rootha, Mastering the Moment [2UR] | Legendary Creature β Orc Sorcerer [3/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, create an X/X blue and red Elemental creature token with flying and haste, where X is the greatest mana value among instant and sorcery spells you've cast this turn.
Diabore: red blue
CrossXhunteR: that tutor top 8'd a standard challenge in the past week. for all that means
Diabore: rootha my bae
LRRbot: Brotherhood's End [1RR] | Sorcery | Choose one β / β’ Brotherhood's End deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. / β’ Destroy all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.
LRRbot: Mana Sculpt [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If you control a Wizard, add an amount of {C} equal to the amount of mana spent to cast that spell at the beginning of your next main phase.
WiJohn: That's some decent pieces for a ru deck
BrowneePointz: Cmon Quint
BrowneePointz: let's just rip Quint
LRRbot: Fractal Tender [3GU] | Creature β Elf Wizard [3/3] | Ward {2} / Increment / At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on this creature this turn, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put three +1/+1 counters on it.
HiimDant: nelly got that dog in him?
LRRbot: Thunderdrum Soloist [1R] | Creature β Dwarf Bard [1/3] | Reach / Opus β Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature deals 3 damage to each opponent instead.
LRRbot: Lecturing Scornmage [B] | Creature β Human Warlock [1/1] | Repartee β Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Duty Beyond Death [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
CrossXhunteR: i love the way nelly builds limited decks
LRRbot: Deduce [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. Investigate.
LRRbot: Blech, Loafing Pest [1BG] | Legendary Creature β Pest [3/4] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each Pest, Bat, Insect, Snake, and Spider you control.
Mindfire13: It was from Dragonstorm
LRRbot: Leitmotif Composer [2U] | Creature β Human Bard [2/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 5 or greater, create a token that's a copy of this creature. / {2}{U}: Creatures named Leitmotif Composer can't be blocked this turn.
BrowneePointz: Like Binary Sunset f rom Star Wars
flatluigi: kids these days know leitmotif from undertale
BrowneePointz: or Duel of the Fates for Anakin
pleonasticTautology: @flatluigi and deltarune and homestuck
Diabore: thats not a bad card (i think)
BrowneePointz: err Imperial March*
pleonasticTautology: toby fox invented leitmotif, as we all know
EvilBadman: Or the instruments in Peter and the Wolf
LRRbot: Moseo, Vein's New Dean [2B] | Legendary Creature β Bird Skeleton Warlock [2/1] | Flying / When Moseo enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / Infusion β At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
LRRbot: Awaken the Woods [XGG] | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature tokens.
LRRbot: Pensive Professor [1UU] | Creature β Human Wizard [0/2] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, draw a card.
HiimDant: yeah the commander cards don't look at how much mana you paid, only the mana value, similar to the Final Fantasy sets
Pywodwagon: I tried to make awaken work with phyrexian nissa in pioneer, it was bad
pleonasticTautology: nelly can i get that awaken the woods
Diabore: last check in with the rest of the crew?
KarimAwad: if anyone wants to join a sealed league hit up mtgsl!!!!
DMGlol:
see you at magic con 
EvilBadman: Standings then?
Lamebert1415: See you at Las Vegas!
BrowneePointz: reminder if you're going to MC Vegas Dragon Shield has exclusives!
Diabore: @EvilBadman i dont want to get up, can we do sittings instead? laydowns?
BrowneePointz: they're REALLY COOL sleeves!
youcantlistentobuttons: Wheeler! LUMRA!
Diabore: bens dropped 1 game
SolarBlitz1: Poor Cam
Natural_Ones_Only: Has Ben lost more than 1 game
KaleidoscopeMind: poor cam
Diabore: @Natural_Ones_Only nope, max 6 points a week
RatherLargeToad: Cameron missing instant ramen at this university
andrew632: I'm in your guys' Friday Magiccon event!
KarimAwad: woot woot!!!!
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RatherLargeToad: it has Bagelmania
KarimAwad: I wish I could get thereβ¦. alas
andrew632: Last time I was in Wheeler's pod and he was collecting dollars
RatherLargeToad: yes
flatluigi: oh both bens have sold out now
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andrew632: he's not on mic?
lamina5432: all of them.
BrowneePointz: lotr cozy game
tdapenguin: nice
flatluigi: finally, the office gets irradiated
KarimAwad: the grind is real
pleonasticTautology: popper
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Diabore: CYOA!
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DeM0nFiRe: Nice!
tdapenguin: yay book time!
pleonasticTautology: lol
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