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letfireraindown: yo ho! just gonna zone out til the stream
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lamina5432: !badadvice
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Micalovits: Wait, how is eating wasabi bad advice
Juliamon: ask yourself why it might be shiny
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Juliamon: !cardview on
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IbunWest: Obligatory time to rewatch road quest comment.
EmmaPartlow: Pauper!!!
BraveOthello: @IbunWest It's real good. When do we get Road Quest 2
e_bloc: friday night pauper fight
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @lochnessseammonster seth-son and I were just discussing you (or at least, pogo and nessy.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: )
dewrules235: Is there no more YouTube stream?
lamina5432: evenin
Juliamon: Youtube streams are only for certain streams
dewrules235: dang
lamina5432: pauprared
MegaDosX: CAMERON
lochnessseammonster:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth i like pogos 
Sorator13: CAM
underhill33:
DeM0nFiRe:
definenull: Uh
chaostreader: someone help that moose.
EmmaPartlow: pauper? i hardly know her!
lamina5432:
Micalovits: Adam imitating Giant Growth
CastleOtranto: Pauper and Locker
AugmentingPath:
If we don't give you money, will the dumb stuff happen on our side of the screen? 
MegaDosX: It's gonna be May
Strebenherz: oh shoot it may
definenull: Eww jp
Simonark: Adam’s noise of pure joy is more 2026 than I remember
GasCityGaming:
lochnessseammonster:
margieargie: Happy birthday working class!
MorganteMaggiore: May union be with you
Micalovits: I sure have been drinking beer and shouting at politicians today!
gualdhar: Graham, CEO (I jest)
Uniclonus: Most importantly, it's Steiner Math day!
MegaDosX: @Micalovits As opposed to what though?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Congrats to the arena employees on their new union!
MrPipboy3000: @Micalovits Me too, but as an American ... thats every day now ...
wolphiron: I don't know the rules of Magic but I'm excited to hang out with everyone!
MegaDosX: !card kor skyfisher
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Micalovits: @MegaDosX I mean, no work here - and shouting at them in real life instead of a screen
MegaDosX: Oh sick
Simonark: Labour aren’t the only people whose sacrifices get honored today, either. Happy Beltane!
wolphiron: Happy Beltane!
laikagoat: oooo
laikagoat: hell ya
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @wolphiron welcome! please feel free to ask whatever you like, there are other people in chat who probably know what they're talking about.
MegaDosX: When in doubt
neisan2112: Ohhh yeah
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Same here. I feel like I'm listening to a conversation half in a foreign language.
MegaDosX: Zendikar Rising
CaptainSpam: !card wildfire
LRRbot: Wildfire [4RR] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.
wolphiron: @thedepthandbreadthofseth TY, I started watching more streams this past week, instead of watching the recordings on YouTube
EmmaPartlow: "Jund Chrysalis"
MegaDosX: Ohhhhh
MegaDosX: You're doing that nonsense
MegaDosX: Love that
MegaDosX: !card writhing chrysalis
LRRbot: Writhing Chrysalis [2RG] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Reach / Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
definenull: That eggplant is not okay
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn see above! welcome welcome! lrrHEART
laikagoat: any gardeners this fine evening?
EmmaPartlow: eggplant angy
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I found the Disney card game and was like, "oh Tap is Magic, that's why LRR calls it Tap Tap Concede, I get it now!"
MegaDosX: Also Pauper Commander recently was sick so proper Pauper is neat too
Micalovits: Legacy Lite
Strebenherz: pffft
Micalovits: Somehow still full of Modern Horizon cards
MorganteMaggiore: The new mono w deck with leonardo is pretty sick
Simonark: The Wilhelm scream is the voice of the guy who recorded Purple People Eater
Strebenherz: i mean i like that about pauper, it's neat seeing how cutthroat you can get while not destroying a wallet
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 9 duals and 11 fetches?
Sorator13: on stream?
Kid_Amn: I can't believe nobody warned me it was Novice Inspection Day
wolphiron: I saw Avatar magic card packs
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Novice Inspector? I barely know 'er!
James_LRR: !ckbutton
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Sorator13: I didn't think you were allowed to inspect your novices in public
AugmentingPath: definitely this one
Juliamon: thank you James
CrossXhunteR: any pauper players in chat, does the new not-inspector from SOS see play?
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
EmmaPartlow: @CrossXhunteR Not yet.
Kid_Amn: foolish Kaiba, my grandfather's pauper deck has no bad cards
LRRbot: Idyllic Grange | Land — Plains | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Plains. / When this land enters untapped, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
MorganteMaggiore: I blame james for this great bot in chat
Micalovits: better than the d*ck button...
emilevitt:
i put too much money into my rakdos madness pauper deck 
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's the goat
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 I believe that was the plot of the film "Black Narcissus."
wolphiron: I wish I could watch the origin of the meme stream
emilevitt:
one of these days ill build another but not now 
EmmaPartlow: Mono-W Aggro is my deck atm, new Leo card from TMNT slaps.
StageMgrRob: Is this Canlander Pauper? Or regular constructed?
CrossXhunteR: plains, one of the top 5 basic lands of all time
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
Juliamon: Normal pauper
AugmentingPath: get your thraben inspected
Mr_Horrible: @emilevitt a deeply ironic turn of events, but unfortunately very plausible
MorganteMaggiore: Out of curiosity, where did these list come from?
LRRbot: Krark-Clan Shaman [R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
StageMgrRob: Thank you Juliamon and Nelly
LRRbot: Twisted Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {B}{R}{G}
CrossXhunteR: my LGS is doing pauper saturdays for May, and im tempted to throw mono white together
Mr_Horrible: !decklists
AugmentingPath: poor krark-clan shaman... it sure doesn't say "other creature" on your ability
ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a Pauper deck that plays a bunch of Prince cards, so that you can have Prince and Pauper?
Mr_Horrible: yippee
laikagoat: aw, no golgari gardens, but sweet lists all the same
wolphiron: How many colors per deck? I assume you can do a single color but can you do 2x or 3x colors?
EmmaPartlow: Page Loose Leaf is seeing play in Cycling Storm which is really neat
LRRbot: Boros Garrison | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {R}{W}.
e_bloc: you can play 5c in pauper
Juliamon: wolphiron As many colors as you are willing to risk
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Your joke is good, get out 😂
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @EmmaPartlow which of the 9+ leos is the common one again?
EmmaPartlow: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Big Brother.
CrossXhunteR: i love the design of these mh3 fetches
wolphiron: @Juliamon TY!
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon very risky to play more than 5
MorganteMaggiore: No terror decks?
Mr_Horrible: red has a lot of good commons, turns out
wolphiron: @Cptasparagus There's more than 5??? I thought it was red black blue white and green
LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
niccus: not even jace can invent a sixth color
ShifuDaxiongmao:
grixis affinity? 
Micalovits: I mean, if you are only on 4x, then you get 15 different cards per deck for a total of 60
wolphiron: @niccus Yellow?
Cptasparagus: @wolphiron wellyeah you'd be playing fake cards if you went above 5
Juliamon: wolphiron (the 6th color, purple, has been an in-joke as long as the game has existed. it's not real)
wolphiron: @Juliamon Pity, purple is an awesome color
LRRbot: Fanatical Offering [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Map token.
MorganteMaggiore: Men men men men
laikagoat: love da rat
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
EmmaPartlow: ratmaaan
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon I was just joking with a friend that in Reality Fracture they should have Jace be purple and never print that as a source or any other purple cards just to mess with people
MegaDosX: Affinity, totally balanced
Desruprot: its the map
wolphiron: Wait I got it! Purple deck is blue/red 😂
CrossXhunteR: this card is messed up
Mr_Horrible:
@wolphiron given how strong the combination of blue and red is at the moment, WotC may even share that sentiment 
LRRbot: Battle Screech [2WW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control.
laikagoat:
wolphiron: @Mr_Horrible Same wavelength 🫸🏼🫷🏼
LRRbot: Hinterland Sanctifier [W] | Creature — Rabbit Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
MorganteMaggiore: The fun part is that the infiltrator is an ever more messed up card
Mr_Horrible:
@wolphiron 
MegaDosX: bnnuy
EmmaPartlow: bnuuy
CrossXhunteR: from foundations originally
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon What would the terrain type be for purple? Tundra? Desert? Suburb?
EmmaPartlow: nah just fdn
CrossXhunteR: the non-draftable portion
MegaDosX: Yeah first in Foundations
LRRbot: Raffine's Informant [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | When this creature enters, it connives.
Micalovits: @ArtDecoSunburn New York
MegaDosX: Also in Foundations Jumpstart apparently
Mr_Horrible: doesn't track opponent's creatures, so it gets 1 extra toughness
wolphiron: Heather lands
EbDorian: @ArtDecoSunburn well Tundra and deserts already exist, so not those
wolphiron: I'm blanking, what's NW Ireland covered in? Bogs? That's purple
Juliamon: ArtDecoSunburn Liminality, maybe?
LRRbot: Gixian Infiltrator [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Human [2/1] | Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Krark-Clan Shaman [R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
MorganteMaggiore: Oh yeah
MegaDosX: Another permanent more specifically >_>
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SubscribensteinsMonster: Infiltrator is pretty sweet
ArtDecoSunburn: @Micalovits So it's a Bronx-based source of mana?
Mr_Horrible:
Yawgmoth has actually gone on record saying it's pronounced "Jix" 
forpush: we do have many bogs in the west of ireland but not sure about the north west
wolphiron: @forpush Sorry, you're right, it's West, not NW
itsr67: pauper wipe
forpush: many bogs in either case
wolphiron: I've never been more in love with nature than when I saw Irish bogs, and I'm an indoors person
MegaDosX: Guess this is how you Damnation in Pauper
LoadingReadyRun: The Krark Clan doesn't keep their shamans for very long
CrossXhunteR: i assume you are, but are you playing with sideboards tonight?
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
EmmaPartlow: Shaman is mean with Toxic Analysis
Desruprot: @LoadingReadyRun Goblins do Goblin things
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
MegaDosX: I think it was correct
Mr_Horrible: they're really fired up, but unfortunately that's both metaphorical and literal
ArtDecoSunburn: If someone plays the Monarch in a game of Pauper, is there a chance enough pauper cards assembled can guillotine the king?
Khalstrom: 8-Inspector
Mr_Horrible: "Looking Emoji"
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
SubscribensteinsMonster: Octspector
itsr67: cool
Simonark: Inspector Remorse
MegaDosX: It's a very neat combo
MorganteMaggiore: Pretty fun to play wildfire against tron in pauper
Mr_Horrible: Rampant Growth but it also draws you a card
Mr_Horrible: and it can role-play in a pinch
Micalovits: Also +2 cards instead of +1
EmmaPartlow: One of my favorite decks in Pauper is Jeskai Ephemerate. It does the Wildfire thing, but you get to play Mulldrifter, Ephemerate, and Counterspells
neisan2112: Its great to blow up Urza lands
itsr67: rampant growth that is card neutral in hand is pretty solid
MegaDosX: Yeah there's an argument for blasting the Boros Garrison
amam741: more card advantage than explore, yeah
thaneofstuff: It hits Tron every once in a while
LRRbot: Slagwoods Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
MegaDosX: What'd you call us
terminal_void: And Gates
thaneofstuff: Basilisk Gate is a big one to hit, yeah
EmmaPartlow: There's a couple of different flavors of Tron
superdude097: Mono-Green Monster Tron is pretty popular
Desruprot: Tron is common
MegaDosX: !card basilisk gate
LRRbot: Basilisk Gate | Land — Gate | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Gates you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Oh gross
CrossXhunteR: was cam's flashback discard earlier the bird maker?
EmmaPartlow: It's great with Squadron Hawk
Tai114: Baldur's Gate is a Rare yeah
Mustang_Redcloak: Caw gate
ArtDecoSunburn: Has there been a "Tron" Universes Beyond set that interfaces with this Tron card playtype?
MorganteMaggiore: There is no recently winning tron decklist yeah, but tron ephemerate is like jeskai on steroid
LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
Cptasparagus: Throbbin Charm
Mr_Horrible: also comes from "Voltron" iirc
Mr_Horrible: in this case
MorganteMaggiore: Yet
Tai114: Keep the Disney out of the MtG please, Wizards..
Simonark: Maybe after Garfield?
frozenphoenix7: And I'll form the Tower?
Micalovits: Garf Tron
LRRbot: Fanatical Offering [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Map token.
devilcultivator: @frozenphoenix7 aawww i hate having to be the overworked mining complex
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark "I hate Mondays" deck taps lasagna lands. Nermal to win.
CaptainSpam: Nah, Disney's got Lorcana to deal with, they probably don't want to deal with Wizards.
SubscribensteinsMonster: If WotC lets Disney into Mtg, they should also be legal in Lorcana
Strebenherz: what do you mean tron isn't from richard garfield's kingdom hearts
Mustang_Redcloak: To think this used to be deadly dispute
A_Dub888: “my hand’s weird” got it, Graham has special hands
MrPipboy3000: At some point we need a Tap Tap about all the slang terms/decks and their origins
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
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LithelyUnshod: @CaptainSpam Marvel
Mr_Horrible: I mean WotC is already letting Disney into MtG
LRRbot: Slagwoods Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
wolphiron: I made faces when Lorcana rules were described to me a few hours ago
Mr_Horrible: just isn't classic Disney IPs... yet
LRRbot: Battle Screech [2WW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control.
Simonark: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh, I’m sorry to say that’s not a joke, it got announced today
EmmaPartlow: caw caw
Dog_of_Myth: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
lamina5432: battle screech is so good
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CrossXhunteR: bird up
Micalovits: Damn, instant board
SubscribensteinsMonster: Birdstorm
neisan2112: Yeeeee lets gooooo
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Go Birds!
Mr_Horrible: That new movie, Brigands of Battlescreech
Strebenherz: CAW CAW
EmmaPartlow: Shaman doesn't hit birds so
Spades_Slicc: 2. Birds. On a Wiiiiiire
Mustang_Redcloak: In before electricery
itsr67: they dodge shaman
CrossXhunteR: shaman hits non fliers
lamina5432: only hits non flying though
definenull: Eggs meet basket
laikagoat: crypt rat supremacy
MorganteMaggiore: Is ultrom monitor still ridiculously expensive?
Tai114: Has to be Crypt Rats
Mr_Horrible: "Hey kids, wanna see a dead Graham?"
Delmsh: Nelly is too quick for chat
LRRbot: Writhing Chrysalis [2RG] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Reach / Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
CrossXhunteR: this card is messed up
Mr_Horrible: why in god's name does this have reach
CrossXhunteR: kinda messed up a whole limited format
itsr67: incredible card at the common level
definenull: Again, this eggplant is not okay
CrossXhunteR: sneaky reach
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark Hey, I have fond memories of "Garfield and Friends" as a kid. Vague, but not unpleasant. I'm sure "Jon Arbuckle" will make a fine creature type.
Mr_Horrible:
MH3 has more crimes than the crimes set 
LithelyUnshod: @MorganteMaggiore Not as much as Dust to Dust!
EmmaPartlow: The absurd thing about the Chrysalis is that you cannot counter it with Hydroblast or Blue Elemental Blast because of Devoid lol
e_bloc: I dont know what that is but Im allergic to it
MorganteMaggiore: Does jund still play breathe weapon in side?
SubscribensteinsMonster: I could go for some Writhing Crisps
LithelyUnshod: @MorganteMaggiore Oh yeah. It's the red sweeper of choice
Mr_Horrible: it's so messed up that the reach is *in the middle* of its text box because the tokens are a cast trigger
CaptainSpam: @ArtDecoSunburn The cartoon was generally pretty well-regarded. Though, the showrunner in that case wasn't Jim Davis.
e_bloc: big "it explores" energy there
RustyVenture: the rakdos artifact?
Mr_Horrible: like it's *explicitly designed* to hide its reach keyword
ArtDecoSunburn: @SubscribensteinsMonster Are they called Writhing Chips in North America?
kristof162028: Nadu
CrossXhunteR: nadu wasnt a problem in draft, but nadu is always a problem
MorganteMaggiore: Mh3 had cranial ram that got pre banned in pauper
thaneofstuff: @RustyVenture Cranial Ram
SubscribensteinsMonster:
@ArtDecoSunburn
GasCityGaming: It was also a R/G eldrazi but i forget which
Desruprot: that Chrysalis was almost a Mythic for its draft format
laikagoat: two to sac lembas
CaptainSpam: @CaptainSpam I keep forgetting if it's apocryphal, but the story of how the Buddy Bears came to be is great.
RustyVenture: @thaneofstuff yeah and wasn't that also pre-banned in pauper?
AugmentingPath: @LRRbot Gotta love putting "reach" on line 5 of 7
EmmaPartlow:
@RustyVenture It was 
thaneofstuff: @RustyVenture It was pre-banned for Pauper, yes
LithelyUnshod: @laikagoat untapped land plus Spawn
Tai114: Chris is a common, sadly..
CrossXhunteR: stupid bird
laikagoat: @LithelyUnshod right right
Mr_Horrible: Nadu needs at least a little build-around
thaneofstuff: Wirthing Chrysalis was a Common. You saw that card in EVERY draft
frozenphoenix7: @AugmentingPath I mean, it is technically correct per normal templating, where the lines of text exist in the order in which they "occur"
e_bloc: I got to play nadu once in commander and then I was good
LRRbot: Militia Bugler [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 2 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
CrossXhunteR: straight buggin
LRRbot: Hinterland Sanctifier [W] | Creature — Rabbit Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
frozenphoenix7: Since the lines above it are a modifier of the card period, and a cast trigger, while Reach doesn't "matter" until it's actually in play
ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam I remember in college my improv troupe did a two hour improvised musical theater dinner show where the prompts led to a Comics Hall of Fame induction banquet for the character "Barfield," a cat who constantly vomited.
Mr_Horrible: Chrysalis is "what if we made Giant Spider, a card that is always perfectly fine in its limited environments, orders of magnitude better and more flexible?"
amam741: sometimes your opponent would play out 2-3 writhers too. it was not fun
superdude097: What site did you find these lists on, Nelly?
EmmaPartlow: Chrysalis becomes offensive in multiples too
Mr_Horrible: you'd think they'd have learned from the Sentinel
frozenphoenix7: (It's still not great! But it is technically corrrect & makes sense)
AugmentingPath: @frozenphoenix7 I'm sure it's ordered in the standard fashion for normal templating, but it's definitely a bit odd for readability purposes
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: Slag Woodbridge sounds like one of those MST3K Space Mutiny names
CrossXhunteR: @AugmentingPath eldrazi be weird like that
e_bloc: rampant growth draw a card is neat
thaneofstuff: Cleansing Wildfire + Indestructible lands is such a cool Pauper interaction. The only shame is the lands being artifacts (because Affinity) but it's still very cool
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
Mr_Horrible:
it's everyone's favorite:
AugmentingPath: birds for mother. Birds for one thousand years
e_bloc: thats like killing two birds
Mr_Horrible: and yet, it is instantly understood
frozenphoenix7: I mean, that's technically a few less fliers G
GasCityGaming: Miet?
e_bloc: with one zombie rat
Mustang_Redcloak: So many birds. It' like that Htichcock movie
Mr_Horrible: Miette, she of the body like football
LRRbot: Hinterland Sanctifier [W] | Creature — Rabbit Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
CrossXhunteR: got the Pro Tour on one monitor and FNPF on the other
LRRbot: Fork [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell, except that the copy is red. You may choose new targets for the copy.
CrossXhunteR: hello fork
Mr_Bitterness: Fork, what?
Micalovits: Where did that Fork come from
Barb4rian: card reader pls
Mr_Horrible: do you think the Eldrazi Scion tokens bully the Eldrazi Spawn tokens?
RustyVenture: the back card
definenull: Card reader plz
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mustang_Redcloak I tippy my head(run) at your joke.
CrossXhunteR: the crundling continues
e_bloc: card reader hungry
EmmaPartlow: I hope we can sneak a Leo in
MorganteMaggiore: Map is sorcery speed right?
frozenphoenix7: @MorganteMaggiore Yes.
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
Mr_Horrible: "I cast cast down"
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Mr_Horrible: skoriky, fish engine
e_bloc: cast down flavorful on a bird, less so on a mole
AugmentingPath: @Mr_Horrible I cast: down
Micalovits: That seems wrong
theamc2000: I find it very funny to see common cards being proxied
Dog_of_Myth:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: sakuro kai, fissure?
Mustang_Redcloak: $1
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
Mr_Horrible: we're all shaking our head so people know we think it's bad and wrong
CrossXhunteR: more bird
AugmentingPath: scree
e_bloc: I thought you should always play an even number of goblin raiders
Bladinus: I love to see that Kor Skyfisher is still doing work in Pauper.
s0lesurviv0r: shiny clue
thaneofstuff: Moar Birds
ShifuDaxiongmao: "I am sorry, but you forgot to phrase that as a question"
CrossXhunteR: cam has approximately one million permanents in play
frozenphoenix7: No G, this isn't the PT, there's no Izzet here (yet)
ArtDecoSunburn: @ShifuDaxiongmao (Ken Jennings shoots lightning from fingers) "Sorry, it's the rules."
LRRbot: Fanatical Offering [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Map token.
Micalovits: They should play pauper on the PT
EmmaPartlow: @Micalovits agreed
e_bloc: ashes to ashes, map to map
LRRbot: Writhing Chrysalis [2RG] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Reach / Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MorganteMaggiore: Does this decklist play toxic?
CrossXhunteR: to the sideboard.(?)
Dromos_GHG: He did Murder
dewrules235: sad to say I don’t understand the point of Graham’s deck
ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot But what projections are the map tokens?
CrossXhunteR: here comes all is dust, i imagine
thaneofstuff: Graham grabbing every card that kills birds
superdude097: !card Breath Weapon
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
Mr_Horrible: clasm has never been a common afaik?
letsbelgo: rare to see sideboarding on this show
LithelyUnshod: @CrossXhunteR Dust to Dust, and yes
Micalovits: Oh god, Pyroclasm would be disgusting
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Does Graham's deck go in Aristocrats?
Mr_Horrible: which is kinda cool, when you think about it
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thaneofstuff: Pyroclasm is not pauper legal, but there are alternatives
jessicaengle: It's Melson!
Mr_Horrible: "Hit him with a Rain of Embers!"
laikagoat: end the festivities
MorganteMaggiore: Thank god pyroclasm is not common
EmmaPartlow: Prismatic Strands
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I feel like Aristocrats and Paupers should clash, no?
theamc2000: prismatic shards or prismatic strands?
CrossXhunteR: sideboarding in is often the easy part. sideboarding out is the much less easy part sometimes
CeridwenCoeur: @dewrules235 Present grow threats like Gixian Infiltrator and Writhing Chrysalis while maintaining a mana advantage from the spawns and Cleansing Wildfire
e_bloc: I want to sideboard like common people
HadesLeprechaun: I forget, does pauper include MTGO commons?
CrossXhunteR: @HadesLeprechaun believe so, but not arena commons
thaneofstuff: @HadesLeprechaun It did, but then they unified the lists
neisan2112: Comparatively its still real cheap
thaneofstuff: There are still a few hold-overs
LithelyUnshod: 5th
EmmaPartlow: Think it's like Sixth Ed
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc So a lot of dishes with hamburger helper?
CrossXhunteR: dust to dust should be on a bonus sheet
EmmaPartlow: or Fifth
neisan2112: Mostly just a couple really expensive cards per deck
e_bloc: give it a couple of years, spiritmonger will be pauper legal
Mr_Horrible: Return to Dust, sadly an uncommon
RustyVenture: petal is also pauper legal but idk if storm or anything is big in pauper right now
MorganteMaggiore: Dust to dust i think is the most expensive pauper card, unless ultrom surpassed it
Mustang_Redcloak: Exiling 2 indestructible lands against Jund can be backbreaking
AugmentingPath: !card dust to dust
LRRbot: Dust to Dust [1WW] | Sorcery | Exile two target artifacts.
LithelyUnshod: @RustyVenture There is storm, yes
e_bloc: it only makes sense, ashes to ashes is also legal
definenull: or... hexhaven (?)
thaneofstuff: @RustyVenture There's some weird Storm decks that exist. Cyclestorm is a deck that you can technically play
EmmaPartlow: @RustyVenture Cycling Storm is pretty popular online rn
letsbelgo: Reality Fractuted STX reprint
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, Pauper night! I haven't checked in on the format for a while, I wonder how much it's shifted over the past few years
CrossXhunteR: @RustyVenture storm did well at paupergeddon, if i am to believe my memories on what mengu has said
EmmaPartlow: It is Pyroblast
CrossXhunteR: it's from the team up box, i think
EmmaPartlow: Premodern made that card priceeey
CrossXhunteR: and the box comes with 3 copies
LithelyUnshod: Petal is still pretty hugh
QuantumTwitch: Had a lovely capstone moment what is your maximum I was able to play a 12 and a 14 elemental after exiling 10 cards and then drawing 14 cards that is magic
CrossXhunteR: because heck a full playset
FPNY41: I think cabal ritual is up there
Mustang_Redcloak: Lotus Petal
LithelyUnshod: *high
EmmaPartlow: Avenging Hunter is like $5 too
MorganteMaggiore: Snuff out
Mr_Horrible: the Mystical Orchive
Mr_Horrible: only orcs
GasCityGaming: black and white spiritual blasts
e_bloc: rhystic study has to be up there
definenull: im moderately intruiged, and mildly sad it's not the next set
CrossXhunteR: it's jace fanfiction
Viewers_Like_You: Oh man, I totally missed that panel, I'll have to check it out!
Mr_Horrible: Dumbass Jace made The Negative Zone
e_bloc: study worse in pauper, funnily enough
LithelyUnshod: Chandra is a cop
Mr_Horrible: he's Annihilus but a fucking dweeb
RustyVenture: blue gets everything!
Mr_Horrible: he's a Silicon Valley Tech Mogul
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh, it's Year of Hell's badguy.
FPNY41: cabal ritual is 19 bucks on CardKingdom
Tai114: Hecks-Haven.
Mr_Horrible: they wrote a good villain because I hate his stupid guts
Mr_Bitterness: College of Intrusive Healing
e_bloc: big tranquility lane energy
CrossXhunteR: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Red from that 70s show?
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Dog_of_Myth: Jace is giving me Magnus the Red vibes from WH40K.
emilevitt: and jace as always has a dorky new name too
e_bloc: I thought it was always try to change everything but expect it to be worse
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Well, he does wear a hoodie.
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emilevitt:
because of course 
frozenphoenix7: @Mr_Bitterness We see you were suffering from a weaker bone structure, so we your skeleton into tree roots
Mustang_Redcloak: Do we got Poison Storm?
MegaDosX: !card tolarian terror
LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
MorganteMaggiore: With delver and brainstorm so nice
frozenphoenix7: turned your skeleton*
topbanana_splat: very excited to see what ‘esoteric mathematics’ will be
Micalovits: Its also just one of the best standard decks atm
CrossXhunteR: any madness? sneaky snacking is fun
FeelingDreepy: Jace went to the Urza School of fixing things
Mr_Horrible: it was, in fact, a big hello
MegaDosX: Hell yeah, Aussies represent
EmmaPartlow: @CrossXhunteR mono-red madness is such a good deck
LithelyUnshod: @CrossXhunteR Mono-Red is big
James_the_Dabbler: @FeelingDreepy What is it with blue mages and making everything worse
e_bloc: who are you rooting for
lellellet: little hello from australia, g'day mates
MegaDosX: That's improbable
Mr_Horrible: oh mono-red madness sounds very fun
Tai114: Kiln Fiend was my homie in Pauper in 2012.
thaneofstuff: Dust to Dust kills artifact lands
emilevitt: i really like the slivers pauper deck
CrossXhunteR: artifacts are a menace
itsr67: you can exile the duals
emilevitt:
EmmaPartlow: Artifacts are an foundation of Pauper
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CrossXhunteR: double stone rain is hot
MorganteMaggiore: Affinity has been played in pauper for years
Mustang_Redcloak: It can exile the indestrucible lands\
EmmaPartlow: It blows up the indestructible lands
LithelyUnshod: Kills the Jund lands
thaneofstuff: Dust to Dust is a dual Stone Rain for indestructible lands
ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a street urchin character card people put in Pauper decks just for the flavor?
hidingbox: can get rid of the indestructible lands
Mr_Horrible: but I use those connect my peoples!
e_bloc: double stone rain
MorganteMaggiore: Cast into fire is also really good
EmmaPartlow: Revoke Existence is a fine replacement but only exiles one artifact
ArtDecoSunburn: @James_the_Dabbler That's a really profound commentary on post-1970s technocratic neoliberalism.
LRRbot: Slagwoods Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
e_bloc: there must be at least one common card that would let you cast a sorcery as an instant
LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Mr_Horrible:
you're allowed to be rude to your boss, Cameron
CrossXhunteR: sideboards are to feel rude. that's like 40% of the reason they exist
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Tai114: Be rude, Cameron, it's the most respectful choice
Micalovits: Using LD against Graham is never rude, he would love to see some good ol LD
LRRbot: Gixian Infiltrator [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Human [2/1] | Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: I didn't board in Offalsnouts to make my opponent feel *good* for getting bricked by it
thaneofstuff: Now imagine here, on Cam's turn, setting Graham back to a single land. The game is basically over
ArtDecoSunburn: @CrossXhunteR That's why they hold the good china, to make your guests feel uncomfortable.
Tai114: Say-go Saturn
e_bloc: nevermoore
LRRbot: Writhing Chrysalis [2RG] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Reach / Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What?
Tai114: Everybodu Hates Christ
Mr_Horrible: Chrys RedGreenfield
NotCainNorAbel: Rodger
zombub: merry chrys
hidingbox: talking about pauper all stars
CrossXhunteR: he's ramping
Mr_Horrible: he keeps showing up inexplicably and he's stupidly buff
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
definenull: brebd
Dog_of_Myth: Wooo bread
LithelyUnshod: Just noticed Graham's on-theme sleeves
CrossXhunteR: is solitude in this deck?
MorganteMaggiore: Have you seen the somewhat recently banned high tide deck?
CeridwenCoeur: @LithelyUnshod And Cam's off-theme sleeves
LRRbot: Hinterland Sanctifier [W] | Creature — Rabbit Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bun Alert!
LithelyUnshod: @CeridwenCoeur Nice
e_bloc: passing priority through my whole turn
CrossXhunteR: @MorganteMaggiore i watched the TCC video where Gavin did the thing and said no more
Mr_Horrible: getting blindsided by watership down on a FNPF?
LRRbot: Eviscerator's Insight [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {4}{B}
Mr_Horrible: at least I *think* that's that reference
Julian_Rogue:
G and Cam aren't at GPvegas? 
Strebenherz:
100 for the watership down reference Cam
Mr_Horrible: that [hidden information] is back on the escalator
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
niccus: (speaking of, bandcamp friday is up)
LRRbot: Militia Bugler [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 2 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
e_bloc: I mean juke joint jezebel is an absolute banger
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LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
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WiJohn: Wait, but is Nelson at Magicon?!
Mr_Horrible: isn't that that horror film?
Tai114: The Bug-ler finds his Bug-ler car
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yeah, I get that sometimes.
jvetting83: Everybody Hates Chrys?
LRRbot: Eviscerator's Insight [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {4}{B}
hidingbox: Maybe their body doubles are at Vegas?
AdamYMHMI: Nelson is both at Vegas and at the Moonbase at the same time. He is, in truth, a being of immense power unbound by time or space.
CrossXhunteR: bigger than before
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Sorator13: !card mortician beetle
LRRbot: Mortician Beetle [B] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Whenever a player sacrifices a creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
EmmaPartlow: Fun Fact: Beetle used to be a rare.
ArtDecoSunburn: @AdamYMHMI Every time he sideboards he voluntarily phases into the other location.
LRRbot: Krark-Clan Shaman [R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
LRRbot: Twisted Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {B}{R}{G}
Dog_of_Myth:
MorganteMaggiore: Munitions is so good in jund
AdamYMHMI: @ArtDecoSunburn Nelson is a state-based action.
Mr_Horrible: Get it twisted
MrSarkhan:
adept_nekomancer: Just the frothiest landscape
Sorator13: don't froth the landscape
definenull: that atmosfear has so gotten so much mileage
neisan2112: TWISTEEED
Sorator13: frothing the landscape is Bad
Mr_Horrible: an unbelievable push to make fetch happen
Dog_of_Myth: Trying to make froth happen....so twisted.
ArtDecoSunburn: @AdamYMHMI There are entire think tanks of complex systems specialists in New Mexico dedicated to theorizing Nelson's current state between Vegas and the Moonbase.
e_bloc: everyone wants to be j m barrie
Dog_of_Myth: Bread is back
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Except, ironically, Captain Hook.
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn rip to a real one
LRRbot: Faerie Macabre [1BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / Discard this card: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards.
Mr_Horrible: fairly macabre
LRRbot: Raffine's Informant [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | When this creature enters, it connives.
LRRbot: Prismatic Strands [2W] | Instant | Prevent all damage that sources of the color of your choice would deal this turn. / Flashback—Tap an untapped white creature you control.
Mr_Horrible: *points at lembas bread* "They don't have this at American grocery stores" *discourse is birthed*
MorganteMaggiore: Good news: eldrazi are colorless
e_bloc: yeah thats a card
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good thing (for Graham) Chrys is colorless.
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
e_bloc: but you have to have a white creature
Mr_Horrible: notably, it is *all* damage
Mr_Horrible: not just combat damage
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
e_bloc: I guess Cam plays some white creatures
MorganteMaggiore: At this point the inspector gotta be near to retirement
Mr_Horrible: @MorganteMaggiore they've certainly Seen Some Shit by now
Mr_Horrible: Novice Inspector at about 800 of 1000 yards on their stare
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Eat the Bread, Zeta! I mean Graham.
AugmentingPath: i'm not sure this krark-clan shaman is quite living up to his potential
ArtDecoSunburn: @MorganteMaggiore That's always when detectives get shot, though. "Last case before retirement."
ArtDecoSunburn: @MorganteMaggiore He's Columbo. "Just one more question."
LRRbot: Battle Screech [2WW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control.
MorganteMaggiore: Caws have been cawed
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible which of those yards is Scotland Yard, though?
LithelyUnshod: G's been sandbagging that for awhile
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
MorganteMaggiore: Terrific? More like terrified
Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 Trick question, it's in London so it's Scotland Meter-Minus-A-Bit
hd_dabnado: cam needs to side in some breath mints
CrossXhunteR: cam mulled to 5, and graham drew like 8 extra cards
AugmentingPath: krark-can shaman being able to eat lands feels pretty strong
e_bloc: confirmed Cameron is not a dragon
Mr_Horrible: part of the fun of watching pauper without following the format too closely is getting to search scryfall for "when the HELL did they print that common?"
MegaDosX: No, dameyo
CrossXhunteR: nelly should have stopped you
hidingbox: @Mr_Horrible Also probably depends on if it is the old one or new one
CrossXhunteR: well oiled machines
Strebenherz: hearing about dust to dust got me curious. apparently the most expensive common from homelands is merhcant scroll, sitting around $10, aaand then memory lapse under a buck
youcantlistentobuttons: Pauper!? Oh HEEEEEEELLL YEAH!
Mustang_Redcloak: Remember Graham. This deck used to get to play Deadly Dispute too.
e_bloc: mulliganing should be "put one on bottom or opponent can draw one extra card"
CrossXhunteR: !card deadly dispute
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
Mr_Horrible: mo card mo betta
e_bloc: I feel that
MorganteMaggiore: And then you can do brainstorm into mental note
hd_dabnado: yep
e_bloc: draw extra chance card
CrossXhunteR: it's a cedh game?
Viewers_Like_You: Card draw, very similar to action economy, is a way undervalued in a lot of games
definenull: yeah sounds like every edh game
Mr_Horrible: big same
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
UnknownFriday: They're releasing Munchkin 2.0, and supposedly there's rules changes to address that problem. Supposedly.
HadesLeprechaun: Munchkin: not actually that great of a game, but good enough for casual party times with people who don't play games that often
LRRbot: Twisted Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {B}{R}{G}
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: he's ramping
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Slagwood bridge gets slightly cleaner.
AugmentingPath: cantripping rampant growth is pretty good, I thiink
Viewers_Like_You: yay, or so I've been informed
ArtDecoSunburn: Besides "ramping," are there other mechanics named after simple machines?
NonchalantAvenger: wait... how can G b here AND at MagiCon at the same time??
Micalovits: @NonchalantAvenger Power of sideboarding
hidingbox: back on the escalator
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I thought it was called Kor Fishskier.
superdude097: @ArtDecoSunburn "Mill" gets its name from "Mill Stone"
youcantlistentobuttons: Graham secret twins?!
MorganteMaggiore: Turn 3 eggplant?
PabstBlueFalcon: @ArtDecoSunburn Manascrew?...but not really
MegaDosX: @NonchalantAvenger Did you see the Commodore Hustle last week? That's how
e_bloc: score kai fisher is actually the next fighting fantasy book
theamc2000: glad you brought your set to Vegas
letsbelgo: holo graham
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible:
Vinewood_OG: Kill-o-graham
gualdhar: wait, what if the not Graham is in the room with Cam?
Foxmar320: Ok fine, Ill send the hit man
hd_dabnado: there is one homonculus graham somewhere
LRRbot: Writhing Chrysalis [2RG] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Reach / Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
definenull: I thought Paul turned off that cloning machine
MegaDosX: Sounds fair
hidingbox: quick! hold up a newspaper with today’s date!
Vinewood_OG: "Fonts" Oh, nevermind.
Juliamon: You know. For reasons.
Mr_Horrible: fair dinkum, unfortunately
Foxmar320: Good call
MegaDosX: Moving on.
MorganteMaggiore: Like the button?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Yeaaaah
MrPipboy3000: But Graham doesn't know anything!!
niccus: who's the designated survivor of lrr?
gualdhar: I've got no idea why such a thing would be necessary Graham /s
Julian_Rogue: That makes a scary amount of sense
CrossXhunteR: @niccus alex
NonchalantAvenger: so one of u is gonna miss europe????
UnknownFriday: I hate that for you.
Mr_Bitterness: Glad I was able to meet everyone at the previous Chicago cons then!
MegaDosX: @niccus Wiggins. It's why he lives in Vancouver
ContingentCat: Makes sense
Sorator13: @niccus Wiggins, obviously
Juliamon: NonchalantAvenger Note the specific "US-based"
WiJohn: Burrito
Vinewood_OG: My balogna has a blursed name
neisan2112: Its a blunt
hd_dabnado: I thought it was a garden gnome
ArtDecoSunburn: @superdude097 Neat. I take it it's grindy?
Mr_Horrible: cigar stub
Foxmar320: omg a chub
e_bloc: my money's on Heather surviving
Dromos_GHG: the other other white meat
MorganteMaggiore: I mean in pauper there is a card nicknamed ham
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
superdude097: @ArtDecoSunburn !card Mill Stone
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Ahh. Secretary of Education.
MegaDosX: The value
NonchalantAvenger: @Juliamon yeah figured europe is farther than US for canadians...
Vinewood_OG:
Viewers_Like_You: IDK, I'm pretty sure Alex is
hidingbox: Please do not eat the delicious salami looking children
Juliamon: NonchalantAvenger The not traveling to US is not distance-related
MrPipboy3000: Is that the food from one of the D&D sets?
Mr_Horrible: I need it to be a completely oblique reference to Heathcliff's HAM helmet
Juliamon: Thanks Beej
CrossXhunteR: go to the costco and get me a fat chub
MegaDosX: Thanks Beej, I hate it
Mustang_Redcloak: Beej facts
hd_dabnado: has anybody seen those tubes of meat that have faces on them?
Julian_Rogue: to quote a very old Feed Dump. "Thats why they call it a chub!"
e_bloc: that is a very Beej fact
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
e_bloc: and on Sunday we have Beej's chub roundup
Juliamon: I think it would be more fun to come across it organically than be told what it is
MorganteMaggiore: Bannerhide Krushok
Mr_Horrible: @MorganteMaggiore gesundheit
foopoiuyt: Cameron needs to get those inspectors some training
Gekyouryuu: Did you know Ewoks exclusively ask for the final bit at the end of a meat log? Chub nub.
MegaDosX: !card bannerhide krushok
LRRbot: Bannerhide Krushok [3G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Trample / Reinforce 2—{1}{G} / Scavenge {5}{G}{G}
MorganteMaggiore: Sorry I'm so used to call it ham that i had to check the spelling haha
Mr_Horrible: oh because you just carve chunks off it
laikagoat: joe schlucher
ArtDecoSunburn: "The swamp I have been missing so dearly" is a phrase never said outside of MTG context.
MegaDosX: Also mono green not Mardu
LRRbot: Bannerhide Krushok [3G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Trample / Reinforce 2—{1}{G} / Scavenge {5}{G}{G}
Mr_Horrible: I think you're thinking Feral Krushok, G
Sorator13: >.<
Viewers_Like_You: @artdecosunburn IDK, Kermit might have said that at some point
Mushbie: that is just a big piece of meat
Veraphage: capitalism
Julian_Rogue: whynot just scryfall?
ArtDecoSunburn: @foopoiuyt Budget cuts. Blame DOGE.
NonchalantAvenger: i HATE subscriptionssssssss based apps....
e_bloc: looks angry
laikagoat: feral
Mr_Horrible: it's a whole Christmas dinner in a card
MorganteMaggiore: We call it ham or salame because every part of the card is used
laikagoat: feral is a vanilla common
MegaDosX: !card feral krushok
LRRbot: Feral Krushok [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/4]
LRRbot: Gixian Infiltrator [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Human [2/1] | Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
NonchalantAvenger: like, why the F is photoshop subscription based?!? money-grab
ArtDecoSunburn: @Viewers_Like_You I feel like Kermit seemed pretty happy to get to Manhattan in those movies.
LRRbot: Fanatical Offering [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Map token.
e_bloc: its better as leftovers
A_Dub888: aren’t we all walls of meat?
Micalovits: RIP El'Baby
Mr_Horrible: see, that's the kind of MH common I can get behind, just a neat combination of mechanics but still relatively innocent
Mushbie: unlike Protein Hulk which is both meat AND eggs
Viewers_Like_You: fwip fwip fwip fwip
jessicatheblack: that drum part slaps!
jessicatheblack: XP
e_bloc: @A_Dub888 mr gorbachev, deep fry this wall
CrossXhunteR: hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: I think my head would explode
ArtDecoSunburn: @NonchalantAvenger Just turning back to an older tradition. Remember that computers themselves were originally subscription based in the 1950s and 1960s.
Mr_Horrible: instantly recognizable
e_bloc: oh yeah the a-trak remix is goated
Viewers_Like_You: It's bread (one week, since you toasted me...)
Mustang_Redcloak: Lot of big dudes
MorganteMaggiore: Krushok is pretty great in gruul ponza/ramp
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Would have been a lot easier to tear down the Berlin Wall if it were succulent fried turkey.
LRRbot: Dust to Dust [1WW] | Sorcery | Exile two target artifacts.
definenull: uh oh
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It seems rude TO.
Mr_Horrible:
IDK Cam seems kinda rude
e_bloc: can i turn your lembas to dust
gualdhar: can't Graham only sac one for the spell to fizzle due to missing a target? or does he have to sack both?
LRRbot: Guardians' Pledge [1WW] | Instant | White creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
definenull: yikes
Mustang_Redcloak: Blown out
Mushbie: Blur's song 2 got banned from a Danish national radio station for being overplayed. being 2 minutes long made it perfect for putting on when there was 2 minutes left until the news, so the DJ could just put it on and go to the bathroom
jessicatheblack:
neisan2112: Lmao
laikagoat: welll
CrossXhunteR: krark clan is such a nasty phrase to wrap your mouth around
Sorator13: ooooof
e_bloc: I'm getting the impression that the krark-clan doesn't value longevity
Mr_Horrible: seems dangerous
Veraphage: maybe the other graham is having better luck
e_bloc: I dont think I would have seen that
MorganteMaggiore: Common card, easy stuff right?
definenull: damn isn't common, G \j
ArtDecoSunburn: @Veraphage Wouldn't the way to distinguish which is the real Graham by seeing which one is playing more bear cards?
Sorator13: Graham "loves land destruction" Stark, not appreciating his lands being destroyed?
Sogheim: I forgot Dust to Dust existed. haven't seen it in years
LoadingReadyRun: @gualdhar I believe you have to remove all targets to fizzle the spell
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun correct
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun correct, spell only fizzles if it has zero valid targets; if it still has at least one valid target, it won't fizzle (for that reason at least)
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mushbie Danes must be very efficient urinators.
e_bloc: decimate can destroy one permanent
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Shouldn't it destroy one-tenth of a permanent?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn it does, but it also destroys the other 9/10ths
e_bloc: who is this we kemosabe
Mushbie: @ArtDecoSunburn well the trick was that the news was hosted from a different studio and took like 5 minutes, and they would automatically take over the broadcast
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc (Laughs) Touche!
hidingbox: I mean G still has bread
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Something that gains life, like food?
Micalovits: I mean, the bread is right there
niccus: it's so important to have bread on the table
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mushbie I'm always impressed with how seamless radio transitions are.
MorganteMaggiore: Toxic analysis would be dope now
e_bloc: they need to reprint sivvi's ruse just so it can be pauper legal
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Judge! That's not a spell!
theamc2000: good cast
LRRbot: Palace Sentinels [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All hail King Cameron!
e_bloc: very solid cast
BraveOthello: Where's the crown?
Micalovits: Hail to the King
Viewers_Like_You: Cam is now King of Town
ArtDecoSunburn: I feel like Monarch is antithetical to the spirit of Pauper, no?
Gekyouryuu: Damn you, doctor venture and so forth
MorganteMaggiore: Reminder that not only monarchy is legal, so is the initiative
e_bloc: I love the common cycle of '4 cmc dudes that make you king for a day'
Tai114: Monarch is empowerment
Sorator13: yknow, a video about how y'all organize your tokens would be fascinating for a significant portion of us, I suspect
CrossXhunteR: elves plays some green (shocker) initiative creature
Sorator13: (myself included)
e_bloc: well I didn't vote for him
MorganteMaggiore: I feel attacked... but also yes haha
ArtDecoSunburn: Get enough paupers with pitchforks and you can resolve a monarchy. Jacquerie.
Mr_Horrible: at some point, we must consider the crackback
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 11 and 12 are ok. 13 isn't as good for you.
Mr_Horrible: "Grab his landscape and TWIST IT!"
laikagoat: yep all 10
WowoT: did grab put counter on creature for sac'ing land?
e_bloc: would pauper even be much better if you could play dual lands
LRRbot: Slagwoods Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
e_bloc: and by better i mean 'decks more powerful'
LRRbot: Writhing Chrysalis [2RG] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Reach / Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a way to have two Monarchs at once, if there were a monarch in exile and a lord protector who seizes the throne?
CrossXhunteR: the worst thing about chris is two of them
e_bloc: I am intrigued by the idea of multiple monarchs
Viewers_Like_You: Chrysalissesesses
Tai114: Sick Chris
ArtDecoSunburn: Or a pretender? Could we have Three Dimitri Monarchs?
CrossXhunteR: canada has king money now, right?
e_bloc: "all players other than target player become the monarch"
MorganteMaggiore: Sick burnes, unexpected but not unwelcomed
CrossXhunteR: draw for the monarch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cameron gets a card.
definenull: he has been saving up all his material for that moment
Gekyouryuu: Graham, kings are acceptable if they're the burger variety
hidingbox: draw for monarch
Viewers_Like_You: Looking forward to seeing Chuck on Taskmaster one of these days
LRRbot: Slagwoods Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
MrPipboy3000: Draw a card m'lord
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Kind of like Queen Victoria seeding her children and grandchildren on the thrones of Europe?
LRRbot: Dust to Dust [1WW] | Sorcery | Exile two target artifacts.
definenull: oop
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc How about an Anti-Pope mechanic?
LRRbot: Raffine's Informant [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | When this creature enters, it connives.
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I am often anti-pope
LRRbot: Makeshift Munitions [1R] | Enchantment | {1}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.
MorganteMaggiore: There we go
Micalovits: Last few popes have been decent
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc You play an Avignon-themed deck?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn oui oui
James_the_Dabbler: Technology is Amazing!
Gekyouryuu: Any... TARGET? quick, cam, take refuge in a Walmart
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Ohh. Could one do a "95-theses" Commander Deck? That's enough cards, right?
LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
Viewers_Like_You: It's been a while since I listened to Three Lands Down
Mr_Horrible: "everyone wants to fight the big fellow"
BrowneePointz: I saw that smile Graham
itsr67: felt that stare
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
ArtDecoSunburn: @James_the_Dabbler I should send you my "Technology and Society" syllabus, where the mood is, "Yes, but . . ."
definenull: oh we got a stack
LRRbot: Prismatic Strands [2W] | Instant | Prevent all damage that sources of the color of your choice would deal this turn. / Flashback—Tap an untapped white creature you control.
Sorator13: Card reader slightly misinterpreting Thraben Charm there...
Juliamon: just a bit
e_bloc: devoid puts in a lot of work
Foxmar320: I know what I did
ninja_theory_ashrams: How dare you, Chris A. Liss?
Viewers_Like_You: Yeah honestly I think I'm a bit more up on Devoid than some folks are. I just think it's neat
definenull: could have strands-ed on red?
LRRbot: Raffine's Informant [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | When this creature enters, it connives.
Mr_Horrible: Dust To Dust Two
Micalovits:
Damn, this is a grindy match 
MorganteMaggiore: Dust two dust
LRRbot: Writhing Chrysalis [2RG] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Reach / Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: welcome back, Every Game Of MH3 Limited
BrowneePointz: Ah yes, Chrithing Wrysalis
MrPipboy3000: A 3rd Chris has hit the board state
MegaDosX: Writhing Chrysalides
e_bloc: I know that I'm the problem, but that doesnt solve the problem
ArtDecoSunburn: @MorganteMaggiore "The Dustening." "Tokyo Dust."
LRRbot: Prismatic Strands [2W] | Instant | Prevent all damage that sources of the color of your choice would deal this turn. / Flashback—Tap an untapped white creature you control.
MorganteMaggiore: @Mr_Horrible And many leagues on mtgo of pauper tbf
Mr_Horrible:
@MorganteMaggiore 
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc With enough computing power, all problems are solvable, a man in an expensive suit told me last week.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All hail King Graham!
Viewers_Like_You: Chrysalis 3: The Writhing Projective (In 2RG!)
definenull: Got any wreaths at common
definenull: *wrath
ArtDecoSunburn: @Viewers_Like_You That one went direct to video, right?
hidingbox: @Viewers_Like_You I think I’ve seen that one!
LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
MorganteMaggiore: @definenull Shaman plus death touch
Blasteg: math!
ArtDecoSunburn: @definenull Now I'd like to see a mourning-themed deck that buries opponents in tasteful if somber wreaths.
Tai114: Prismatic Strands flashback could muck with that too
Viewers_Like_You: @ArtDecoSunburn It was in production hell for a while, but eventually came out on the Wii
definenull: There's also a spellbomb to blank the flashbacks
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's an Eldrazi being sacrificed.
definenull: There're a lot of options
MegaDosX: Yeah it's pretty unreasonable
ArtDecoSunburn: @Viewers_Like_You Thought I caught the trailer on my smart fridge.
LRRbot: Summon: Choco/Mog [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
MorganteMaggiore: Good question, next question
Dog_of_Myth:
niccus: hell yeah *reads effect* oh no
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All hail King Cameron!
MegaDosX: Die with the crown on
ArtDecoSunburn: I wish there were an elective monarchy mode -- Holy Roman Empire!
LRRbot: Faerie Macabre [1BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / Discard this card: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards.
e_bloc: always bet on black
EbDorian: @ArtDecoSunburn Will of the Council + Monarchy
definenull: Ggs!
Dog_of_Myth:
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc (Wesley Snipes puts on sunglasses)
ninja_theory_ashrams: Maff's are fun
e_bloc: pauper good
Sorator13: good night G!
forpush: pauper so good
shendaras:
e_bloc: we promise you will see at least one match
neisan2112: This does make me want to redownload MTGO to play Pauper
superdude097: Don't be sorry. Not uncommon for Jund to go to time
MorganteMaggiore: Great match to both
ArtDecoSunburn: @EbDorian Does it involve Hapsburg bribes to the Prince-Archbishop of Mainz and threats to annex Luxembourg?
neisan2112: Might have to build this Jund list
LosSpikey: Good magic is good magic, don't feel sorry for this great match
ArtDecoSunburn: @LosSpikey Hear, hear!
FourTwo0ne: Do we know if Kathleen's MagicCon session will be streamed? Because it looks very cool and I would like to watch it.
Juliamon: Unlikely, they asked for it last time and it didn't happen
Sorator13: @FourTwo0ne from what she said on prior streams, possible but unlikely
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FourTwo0ne: Well butts. I would totally watch that.
itsr67: christ
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: didn't move a muscle
MegaDosX: Adam's got some nervous energy to get out
VrolikSyndrome: apple JUICE!!
MegaDosX: Oh boy
e_bloc: climb the cn tower another time
A_Dub888: but they’re crisp apple slices
MegaDosX: That could go a couple of ways
niccus: now?
circusofkirkus: "acting"
gualdhar: that's just real life
Tai114: I'm sure many women are familiar with taking men out and having to act like their date is a child
e_bloc: is that significantly different from your usual interactions
MegaDosX: Cam just pulls out a gun and shoots him
Mr_Horrible: "now wait a minute"
Vinewood_OG:
Fair.
e_bloc: not applicable tonight, but if you kill Adam with door to nothingness you get an achievement
superdude097: Ooo, is the Jeskai deck on the Cleansing Wildfire build of Ephemorate?
LRRbot: Glacial Floodplain | Snow Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped.
MegaDosX: Oh no
LRRbot: Primeval Protector [{10}G] | Creature — Avatar [10/10] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature your opponents control. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
hidingbox: oof
Mr_Horrible: Glacial Foodplan, aka my freezer
Khalstrom: Oof
Mr_Horrible: strange
LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Juliamon: It pulled Wrath of God earlier too
MegaDosX: It was pulling odd things last week wasn't it?
A_Dub888:
Snow lands those are one of the Olympic mascots right?
NotCainNorAbel: LRRbot is aspirational
Mr_Horrible:
let *me* rush him
spawnofhastur: did anyone bring caw gates? love that deck
MegaDosX: I really like these landscape lands
LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
MegaDosX: They can tap for colourless or fetch a basic of the relevant colours
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
cheshire_creeper: brainstorm is legal
LRRbot: Volatile Fjord | Snow Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped.
hidingbox: the cantrips are all legal
superdude097: Ponder and Brainstorm are legal
Viewers_Like_You: So, a Pinto?
Micalovits: Ewww, serum vision?
MrPipboy3000: Did Adam draw off Preordan?
Tai114: Mental Note sees a lot of play
LRRbot: Boros Garrison | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {R}{W}.
e_bloc: weather the storm is still pauper legal
Mr_Horrible: don't give Jove credit for Adam's hard work
Dog_of_Myth:
theamc2000: Spellbomb is their maiden name
spawnofhastur: Wheeler just got really mad and doesn't know why
Viewers_Like_You: The lands from the hand are played gladly by the man
NotCainNorAbel: Did no one watch Jerry?
Veraphage: of the new england pelbalms
LRRbot: Torch the Tower [R] | Instant | Bargain / Torch the Tower deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was bargained, instead it deals 3 damage to that permanent and you scry 1. / If a permanent dealt damage by Torch the Tower would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
theamc2000: does torch exile no matter what?
LRRbot: Sunbond [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "Whenever you gain life, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature."
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
LRRbot: Aurora Eidolon [3W] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | {W}, Sacrifice this creature: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. / Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Tai114: 60%+ winrate common in Secrets of Strixhaven revoltingly
LRRbot: Volatile Fjord | Snow Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped.
Drum0_0: Shouldn't Adam have drawn that card?
superdude097: Fetch only gets basics
LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
Drum0_0: I think he didn't draw from preordain, only scried.
theamc2000: superdude098 will embarrass you next time
ArtDecoSunburn: @superdude097 "Stop trying to make Fetch happen" -- Non-basic lands
hidingbox: just the most tightest of plays going on here
Mustang_Redcloak:
Lorien Revealed is so wild. It's an island you pitch to Force of Will 
e_bloc: paupering off
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Good night.
superdude097: REL-Axed!
hd_dabnado: I love being lied to
CeridwenCoeur: Adam's not beating the himbo allegations tonight
e_bloc: prob haven't cast preordain in a while
shendaras:
Mr_Horrible: it's free real estate
Sorator13: Adam may antagonize us, but he does have respect for us
Sorator13: enough to not lie to us
lochnessseammonster: adam would never lie to us
radioshackraider: It's moral correct for streamers to lie to chat about their personal lives
Micalovits: And we believe it!
Mustang_Redcloak: It keeps us on our toes
Viewers_Like_You: What if Nelly is lying about lying to us though
MegaDosX: We trust Adam not to gaslight us
hidingbox: it is an option that you can take
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
GasCityGaming: and it's a great source of Vitamin C!
Foxmar320: I feel lied to
e_bloc: for twitch chat, lying is mandatory
LRRbot: Thrilling Discovery [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. Then you may discard two cards. If you do, draw three cards.
GamerCat88: awh skred skred mf awh skred skred god-damn...
theamc2000: this is the coolest Boros lifegain deck
Viewers_Like_You: Criminy!
Sorator13: @Foxmar320 were you trying to install your computational unit manager?
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
Micalovits: RIP Dack
LRRbot: Sneaky Snacker [UB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / When you draw your third card in a turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
LosSpikey: WAS greatest thief
Sorator13: @LosSpikey I don't think anyone has surpassed him yet
Mr_Horrible: if he was the greatest thief in the multiverse maybe he could've stolen a scene to actually die in
Viewers_Like_You: I'm looking forward to meeting Mirror!Dack from the Jace-verse, greatest philanthropist in the multiverse
neisan2112: @Mr_Horrible The scene was a Linkin Park cover song
Sorator13: he *did* steal his death scene; that's why we barely saw it!
hidingbox: He should have just stolen back his life
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
niccus: maybe he's alive in the echoverse?
Fruan: I still mantain that was a Dack's Dupilcant we saw die, and Dack has been drinking Maitais on Ixalan ever since.
Mr_Horrible: Jewel Thief
hd_dabnado: kaito maybe?
Mustang_Redcloak: Can't have any of the cool planeswalkers live. We have to keep the Jacetice league alive for reasons
theamc2000: Fack Dayden
lamina5432: daks apprentice
MrPipboy3000: Ragavan
radioshackraider: Kiora did steal a god's weapon...
Wormsbane: thada adel
Orestes290: It was Gid..... oh
hd_dabnado: Rip Dack, he would have loved Ragavan
MrAyeAxe:
Dack would have loved the omenpaths 
so many planar travellers to steal from...
GamerCat88: Tiny Bones with the cowboy hat
LRRbot: Tireless Tribe [W] | Creature — Human Nomad [1/1] | Discard a card: This creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn.
raulghoulia: imagine your job being replaced by a monkey
superdude097: Ooo, Insinde Out Combo version?!
Mustang_Redcloak: Tireless Tribe. Former dredge stable
rosesmcgee: @raulghoulia It's my dream
hidingbox: I mean if they go the way of Marvel, Jace should probably die then return as the villain in the next story arc. (This technically may have already happened, i don't keep up with lore)
theamc2000: I did not know the tribe was Dutch
MrPipboy3000: I will never forgive Craig for Rune Scarring me
Mr_Horrible: @raulghoulia considering the monkey has better stats than I would I can't really fault him
Sorator13: @hidingbox .......about that.......
Dog_of_Myth: @hidingbox I have news for you...
MegaDosX: Augurs of Bolas
Juliamon: hidingbox that might actually be what's happening
rosesmcgee: Auger of Bolai?
superdude097:
It COULD Wiff, then you wouldn't have to discard!
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
BrowneePointz: That is what's happening. Confirmed today at the Preview Panel
LRRbot: Torch the Tower [R] | Instant | Bargain / Torch the Tower deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was bargained, instead it deals 3 damage to that permanent and you scry 1. / If a permanent dealt damage by Torch the Tower would die this turn, exile it instead.
BrowneePointz: (although if you've been following the story since Aftermath you know we've been headed to this point)
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Dispel [U] | Instant | Counter target instant spell.
LRRbot: Thrilling Discovery [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. Then you may discard two cards. If you do, draw three cards.
e_bloc: which spell?
MrAyeAxe: What i love so much about Pauper is that if you enjoy commons, every single card played is such a BANGER love me a Dispel and a Torch the Tower
hidingbox: daze is banned
cheshire_creeper: Foil is not banned, however
superdude097: Yeah, Daze os banned
e_bloc: dont have thwart "mana"
hidingbox: #RememberBlueMonday
Micalovits: Thank god Daze is banned
LRRbot: Sejiri Steppe | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / {T}: Add {W}.
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible:
"But a dog can't play basketball!" 
e_bloc: @hidingbox tell me, how do I feel?
LRRbot: Inside Out [1{U/R}] | Instant | Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. / Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: love this art
Mustang_Redcloak: Yep
Mr_Horrible: yes
Mustang_Redcloak: Layers
CeridwenCoeur: Tbe swap is applied after the pump
e_bloc: if you ever wonder why something isn't intuitive, the answer is probably layers
BrowneePointz: Tireless Tribe doing legacy style combos
Sorator13: I do enjoy the "I did this wrong. Wait, no, I can just respond to my own effect!"
BrowneePointz: is it Tin Fins that Tireless Tribe is in?
Sorator13: complex stacks that entirely consist of your own effects fix all problems
e_bloc: I thought tin fins was GBx
Shurtal: Sideboard Tips: Dunt
GasCityGaming: yes
Sorator13: I do!
Viewers_Like_You: That seems very much like a Raymond Scott's Powerhouse sort of deck
BrowneePointz: I do. I'm still shocked they had Paul Bettany at the Preview Panel today
KeytarCat: Almost every day
BrowneePointz: it's very nice!
MegaDosX: It's a very fresh haircut
e_bloc: I've been here the whole time
definenull: I try to, it's nice here
Micalovits: No, I am never here
Dog_of_Myth: Looks great Cam.
hd_dabnado: its good having a thin cut
superdude097: Can't hear you, had his ears lowered
WowoT: is it just me or are these 3 very very unhinged tonight? XD
ContingentCat: Looking good Cam
MegaDosX: @WowoT Tonight?
Mr_Horrible: countered by a 1-mana spell, even
Juliamon: mm that's such a good feel
Micalovits: And your hair is great, looks amazing just like the rest of you
ContingentCat: Oooo that's a nice feeling
Mr_Horrible:
Viewers_Like_You: Surely it'd be a brazillion
BrowneePointz: Cam is asking for Hypertrichosis lol
hd_dabnado: the department is beej on 3 hours of sleep
BrowneePointz: wait Hypertrichosis is the "my body doesn't stop growing hair" syndrome right?
AdamYMHMI: Just hang a sign on a door that says, "Hair & Makeup" and bam! You have a department.
definenull: Oo jordynne gives lrr makeover during subathon?
MegaDosX: Sounds like a Live bit
Mr_Horrible: "The Loading Ready Run Money Vault Department remains woefully understaffed a 0 positions filled"
MegaDosX: Or a Subathon segment
LithelyUnshod: Jordynne is at Medieval Times
Tai114: Fulfill these impulsive men in their Paupering times. Paumper?
LithelyUnshod: (or was)
Micalovits: Who put Jordynne in a time machine?
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, just noticed way too late that there's an ornate crown in the upper-left of the wide shot that'd be great for monarch
Juliamon: it usually does get used for monarch
Mr_Horrible: iirc it's been used for Monarchy before
Blasteg: I think Cam is still monarch?
Mr_Horrible: in both Friday Nights and actual games
BrowneePointz: Cameron, when you play with those sleeves you have to quote King of Comedy and Taxi Driver but wrong the entire time
theamc2000: why do you not want Stan to come out?
AdamYMHMI: Stand in the place that you were, imo
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Sneaky Snacker [UB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / When you draw your third card in a turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
BrowneePointz: or prized amalgam
BrowneePointz: or Vengevine
LRRbot: Ride's End [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped permanent. / Exile target creature or Vehicle.
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
LRRbot: Red Elemental Blast [R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target blue spell. / • Destroy target blue permanent.
gualdhar: REB is also banned
Gooseblast: Blast em
LRRbot: Aurora Eidolon [3W] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | {W}, Sacrifice this creature: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. / Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Tai114: Nelson shouted that with the vigor of a LARPer from 2004.
gualdhar: REB is banned because Nelson dared use it against Adam
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Sunbond [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "Whenever you gain life, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature."
LRRbot: Volatile Fjord | Snow Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped.
superdude097: So I says, "That's not a Chevy, it's a Fjord!"
Commodore_Perry_GG: it's ok card reader we know you work hard
KeytarCat: @gualdhar Red bluE Black
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
LRRbot: Archaeomancer [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
LRRbot: Inside Out [1{U/R}] | Instant | Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Aurora Eidolon [3W] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | {W}, Sacrifice this creature: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. / Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Thrilling Discovery [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. Then you may discard two cards. If you do, draw three cards.
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
Delmsh: Nelly should be at 26
BrowneePointz: Nelly's deck plays like a weird mix of Dredgevine/Arclight Phoenix and it's kinda wild
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
superdude097: Could get back the Ephemorate
MegaDosX: It would have remained exiled if you hadn't cast it I believe
BrowneePointz: ^
LithelyUnshod: Archaeomancer+Ephemerate is the main loop for the deck. It can get nasty
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
LRRbot: Thriving Heath | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than white. / {T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.
MegaDosX: This is a level of Boros card advantage that I don't think I've ever seen before
BrowneePointz: Pursue the past is a big get from SoS
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
LRRbot: Red Elemental Blast [R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target blue spell. / • Destroy target blue permanent.
Sorator13: card reader wants that REB to be in Spanish, apparently
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LRRbot: Thrilling Discovery [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. Then you may discard two cards. If you do, draw three cards.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Be weak to fire and heat based objects
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
LRRbot: Tireless Tribe [W] | Creature — Human Nomad [1/1] | Discard a card: This creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
LRRbot: Loran's Escape [W] | Instant | Target artifact or creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Scry 1.
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
itsr67: lrrbot storming
BrowneePointz: So now that we know Jace is using an alternate, Allied Color version of Strixhaven to do whatever his plan is, I wonder if we'll get allied color shifted College Dragons in Reality Fracture
LRRbot: Inside Out [1{U/R}] | Instant | Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. / Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Adam NEARLY valued Nelly out!@
Micalovits: Yea, missing the land drops repeatedly hurts
Mustang_Redcloak: !decklist
BrowneePointz: did you try 600
Sorator13: 69?
BrowneePointz: I heard that's how math works
MrPipboy3000: Watching pauper is always an adventure ... take the rest of the night off gents
LithelyUnshod: !decks
DeM0nFiRe: I think dragonshield has hexproof
CardboardHorde: Not a surprise that Magic has mostly moved away from grinding each other into dirt slowly
HorusFive:
Dog_of_Myth:
MrPipboy3000: you could always watch the movie What happens in Vegas? But you shouldn't ... no one should
Sorator13:
lochnessseammonster:
shendaras:
itsr67: frogs r gone
BrowneePointz: i've heard vegas is filled with fear and loathing
Dog_of_Myth:
Vinewood_OG: wooooo
HorusFive: Storytime with Adam!
Viewers_Like_You: Cam I enjoy your asymmetric pseudocompany, but just as friends
ChandraGrillmaster: I love Pauper so much. If only my FLGS didn’t only host events Sunday mornings…
HorusFive: Of the Providence Von Deaths
Omnipotrevor: Can you sell goods to someone, steal it back, and sell the same goods to someone else?
BrowneePointz: Oh! So like Moonlighter but Stealth game
Viewers_Like_You: James plans to wake up on the wrong side of the bed and have a Bad Morning Moonbase
rogerivany: I bet he digs a hole in something.
Sorator13: @Omnipotrevor Or sell it back to the person you stole it from!
AugmentingPath: I think it's turn-based
Sorator13: I... don't think I would call that real-time strategy, no
superdude097: Turn-Based 4X, not real-time
BrowneePointz: the one he did with Serge and Adam
purplehazey18: For the swarm!
BrowneePointz: don't remember the game
Joecool190: its turnbased
AugmentingPath: crying simulator
Dog_of_Myth:
HorusFive: Nelly getting that fiending look in his eye
KeytarCat: I think they played THAT game when the demo dropped
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adept_nekomancer: Sometimes you spend time looking for phantom kitties.
chisidragon: There's a starcraft miniature game out too
HorusFive: Death comes ofr us all
Juliamon: Sunderfolk so gooood
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Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Adam no you'll upset Tumblr
HorusFive: Adam, just startin' shit
shendaras:
BrowneePointz: I've never been to oovoo javer
Mattmitchell45: Did the union get mentioned?
Micalovits: You'll upset Jordynne if you upset tumblr
Mattmitchell45: COuldn't catch the whole stream
itsr67: YYYYEEEAAH
lochnessseammonster:
HorusFive: YEEEEEEEAH
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Sorator13: facts
NotCainNorAbel:
500
shendaras:
HorusFive:
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care, support the union
Mattmitchell45: MAY DAY BAY BAYY
ContingentCat: Thanks everyone
HorusFive: May Day May Day Every Day
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