beowuuf: title change is best change
SnackPak_:
beowuuf: o/
jessicaengle:
margieargie: Ah, Castle Death, sounds like a fun and safe place to visit!
letfireraindown: woo
beowuuf:
it was going to be castle 
but lone wolf was whining about collecting another shiny bauble and needed something cool sounding to go to.
tdapenguin: Yessss!! It's book time!!!
jessicaengle: No longer Silent Wolf, or Lone Wolf, he is now Whiny Wolf
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accountmadeforants: Sooooon
beowuuf: if anyone needs to be more hyped for this book, know one of the equipment items you are allowed to take are called fire seeds.
margieargie: @beowuuf Plus, if he went there he'd have to change his name to Lars Gerhart
Brozard: @jessicaengle How long until he’s a Wino Wolf?
beowuuf:
@margieargie 
beowuuf: whiny wolf, why me wolf, why you wolf, caillou wolf
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margieargie: @Brozard He'll have to challenge me for that title, thank you very much
accountmadeforants: Oh hey those are new sub badges, neat
Wolfstrike_NL: How will the castle die? Will it fall of a cliff, or will someone stab it with a sword?
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beowuuf: Yay! More Lone Wolf!
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accountmadeforants:
I wonder how many channels have a 12-year sub badge 
Brozard: @beowuuf So many dudes to kill, each day there’s blood to spill!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
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beowuuf: @Wolfstrike_NL you joke, when i first saw the book name years ago, i assumed it meant ' a death in a castle' not...you know... castle death
beowuuf: @Brozard i like sun pouring i'm cai-wolf
Shurtal: oh damn
margieargie: Eh, it's not so literal, I think castle death is something like ego death
Shurtal: wait, when did stars happen?
margieargie: Ten years ago, apparently
Juliamon: just the other day
e_bloc: It's a misnomer--its actually a fortress
tdapenguin: @Shurtal Just a few days ago
Shurtal: oh damn, neat
Juliamon: There's only so many variations they can do on the arrow
e_bloc:
2222
beowuuf: the ego, id, castle, supercastle
Juliamon: a star is, if you think about it, three arrows
beowuuf: with one dot in the centre
beowuuf: dice!
SnackPak_:
beowuuf: hey adam! hey beej! hey offscreen paul!
RockPusher:
accountmadeforants: Hello non-stinkies!
jadielady: hey y'all
letsbelgo: Oh sorry
x0den: hello
Laurence72: Rude! I showered last week!!
margieargie: Yay!
Pteraspidomorphi claps
Shurtal: yay
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
beowuuf: *slow clap*
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: *golf clap*
Brozard:
tdapenguin:
Nigouki: why didn't y'all commission the costumes from that one pic from last time?
CaptainSpam: yaaaaaaaaaaay
Shurtal: Clap2
beowuuf:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just add it to the overlay
Criiisiis: clap
SnackPak_: real troopers, getting this far
Shurtal: need more subway surfers
DaFhaye: I just got here. So you have 22 seconds
sporkraptor: two beefy men
Mr_Horrible: You're first monitor content today, but I *will* be afk making potatoes cuz I gotta use these soon
YFiddler: I wouldn't say it like that, but
Thatwasademo: What game is this?
beowuuf: Lone Wolf
NoxStryx: Mostly i "rewatch" this using the podcast rss
beowuuf: it's a choose your own adventure series like fighting fantasy but a long narrative
Thatwasademo: (I am actually capable of reading the stream title, but I had to)
beowuuf: and superpowers
RockPusher: BoxSMR
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beowuuf: o7
Nigouki: Adam gonna be hitting the tremendous teens of streaming?
sporkraptor: oh this is dep lore
NoxStryx: AnniLRRsary
Mr_Horrible: he was playing DOTA!
sporkraptor: deep XD
SnackPak_: so rude
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: In their defence, they just came back from a party so were likely also pissed
jessicaengle: I too had not yet learned to "yes, and" in my early 20s
RockPusher:
Adam did not appreciate your mediocre fries 
YFiddler:
SnackPak_: just like James and the cheese
CaptainSpam: Then later, Adam got Dilly Bar'd during Dark Souls 3 when he finished his year of streaming...
PharaohBender27:
letsbelgo: is there a link to this video?
DarknessKingCoH: Graham thought you were doing Mephisto runs.
Mr_Horrible:
YFiddler:
beowuuf: adam first played a caracature of hiumself in cH, then played his real self in whatever thing, then played a real version of his caracture self on streaming, then
wolphiron: Question: are automated captions available on Twitch? It's something I've asked for before on YouTube but I dun remember if I did here
Mr_Horrible: okay off to the kitchen I go, good luck
sporkraptor: tell a different graham
Laurence72: Tell Dake?
Laurence72: Dale even??
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @letsbelgo Look for Ways to Eat Fries
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YFiddler:
beowuuf: @Mr_Horrible you show those potatoes who's the culinary boss!
sporkraptor: make up a guy to be mad at
NotCainNorAbel: Beej and Paul: Adam in the top 10 of LRR
PharaohBender27:
wolphiron: Okay but Adam is part of the commodoreHUSTLE world, can he really be laid off?
YFiddler: leaving a big adam shaped smudge
ApplicativeJones: So Beej has been watching the new Jon Bois series
beowuuf: mirror mirror on the wall, whose the paulest oif them all?
sporkraptor: Adam attacking his own reflection
Sarah_Serinde: !store
sporkraptor: like an angry bird
Sarah_Serinde: get it early for next year
RockPusher: It's getting chilly here
sporkraptor: save 'em for next year
Juliamon: yeah r10 was just mentioning it getting to be hoodie weather
beowuuf: doctor who / lrr mashup cosplay
sporkraptor: oh dang! I might have to
beowuuf: unsigned ones can store one more bit of information
sporkraptor: I thought I'd gotten a signed one and was sad when it arrived and I realized I hadn't... so I have to pretend it's signed XD
RealGamerCow: hell yeah, otaku jeff time
e_bloc: I'll check mine when I get home
Thatwasademo: @sporkraptor just forge all the crew's signatures
wolphiron: @sporkraptor Try visiting a PAX to get them to sign one?
sporkraptor: @Thatwasademo I've been legit tempted XD
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'd be interested in knowing what the defect is
wolphiron: Defect description please?
sporkraptor: yay it's been mentally signed by Adam!
Thatwasademo: the defect is a character in slay the spire that uses orbs
jessicaengle: Adam's using his mind powers!
wolphiron: Mentally signed, you have video proof!
beowuuf: this is the last 'stand alone' before thye get more connected
jessicaengle: (aka reading a book)
e_bloc: You wouldn't download a signature
sporkraptor: you are the head of you
rosesmcgee: Lost the Magna Kai election by one vote
djmikeysaxx: WAIT MATT GRIFFITHS SIGNED THE BACK OF ONE? THATS MINE!!!
beowuuf: king ulnar was getting a little pushy about us training a new order and so we invented a new excuse
sporkraptor: it's his brother and he's here for vengeance
djmikeysaxx: I've been trying to figure out with this MG 1/1 MEANT FOR MONTHS
LoadingReadyRun: @djmikeysaxx AWESOME!
beowuuf: as a kai lord we currently have three (now four) of the magna excuses that stop us doing real teaching work
Hypo_Holy: Catching my good night story live😄
sporkraptor:
@djmikeysaxx genuine collector's item!
Shurtal: i'm holding out for a Juniper Signed mug
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: My first job was at AMC
SnackPak_:
e_bloc: I worked an overnight data entry job at 16
beowuuf:
Seemlessly transitioned in to a let's play podcast 
itmightbemikey: was Canada Bonanza the same as US Bonanza? Steakhouse with a salad bar?
jessicaengle: My beautiful boy shook the windows
PharaohBender27:
beowuuf: *let's nope
Shurtal: The Day Adam Froze Time
RealGamerCow: Adam had too much root beer
sporkraptor: piano stops
jessicaengle: We had Ponderosa, I assume it's similar
itmightbemikey: Okay, sounds like it was at least an adjacent franchise if not the same between Canada and the US
e_bloc: That's when she knew Adam would be internet famous
RockPusher:
e_bloc: I've been to bonanza and ponderosa and I remember them being comparable
RealGamerCow: Thats because 40-somethings in the 80s and 90s were Boomers.
RockPusher: *WE* learned about things like food safety and how colds are transmitted.
RockPusher: !findquote learn
LRRbot: Quote #4251: "So either pull harder, or cut it off, is what we're learning today." —Paul [2017-06-05]
e_bloc: My pet peeve was people who would just put money on the counter instead of handing it t you
itmightbemikey: @e_bloc Bonanzas tended to be bigger in my experience. Like, same quality of food, just... beigger seating area I guess?
Shurtal: "It's someone's job to get the carts and put them back in the store" Yeah and it's someones job to clean up the floors, doesn't mean you take a dump right on the tile
johnnylongtorso: you are the lover Lone Wolf
Invitare: You are the Bard, Lone Wolf
SnackPak_: rdy
beowuuf: i mean sexy mercenary captain asked us why a warrior wouldn't join him, so we're removing warrior
tdapenguin: Ready
Spades_Slicc: im ready
beowuuf: born ready wolf
Hypo_Holy: Rdy
sporkraptor: ready
letsbelgo: no
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: ready
Aenir798: I got water! I'm ready
tsp397: We have water
Wolfstrike_NL: you are the hermit,
7gorobei: ready
raulghoulia: ready, coward
NotCainNorAbel: loading ready...
Shurtal: Read: e
accountmadeforants: My body is ready
iarethel0ser: My body is ready.
RockPusher: I will never be ready…
Nigouki: already spilled my drink on myself
SnackPak_: we got got!
letfireraindown: ready steady!
beowuuf: got got
tdapenguin: I'm engaged!
e_bloc: We good
sporkraptor: alas! *shame*
ApplicativeJones: Tea is brewing
whatthebus: D:
RockPusher: Jangle the keys Adam!
Sarah_Serinde: good work buddy
kyosokun: XD
Manae: Pro
ghizmou: omg he got us again
beowuuf: adam showing his years of gamehause and personal stream
ContingentCat: I love engaging
sporkraptor: 223 in fact XD
episvont: You can't trick me you fool!
YFiddler: heel turn even before they start...
Shurtal: woulda been better if you said six seven, adam
w1gum: I'm never chatting again and you can blame adam
accountmadeforants: All you gotta do to really bump twitch engagement is to make it play an annoying noise when someone in chat says something, and then act annoyed when the noise plays
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @sporkraptor that is viewers not chatters
BraveOthello: Engamegement baited successfully
itmightbemikey: Lone Wolf? Where is Cub?
tdapenguin: @w1gum That's great dedication!
dougma: I refuse to be bated like that Adam!!!! (oops....)
beowuuf: sun eagle, first of your kind, same hand size
asddsa28: haha 🤣
paronomasiac042: i am also engaging!
beowuuf: nyxator was the first giant dragon that came to magnamund, got killed by agarash the damned, and whose skin is on the second largest city of darklands called kaag. The more you know
w1gum: @tdapenguin o7 - this streams already a wash, so its free reign today bb
sporkraptor: oh so it's a Jedi data crystal thing
tdapenguin: @w1gum Yaaaay
Shurtal: dawgs got dyscalcula, lay off
RockPusher:
ContingentCat: Did Serge write this?
sporkraptor: tacoma
beowuuf: seven stones seven books you say?
w1gum: Adam whats the difference between sky world and cloud world
sporkraptor: clockwork world
sporkraptor: @w1gum one is fluffier
jessicaengle: I hope there's an upside down level
Invitare: isolationist?
TK_Squared: Surly
Strebenherz: Beejplz
beowuuf: dwarfs are from bor, to make them sound boring
beowuuf: also their ale is lethal
Invitare: is one of them going to be that wizard from the first book?
jessicaengle: "Silence!"
beowuuf:
@Invitare he's from sommerlund, but maybe therte will be a same actor different character situation 
Manae: Mercury seeing pool
jessicaengle: deep purple shadows, or "Deep Purple" shadows?
Nigouki: Kazad-dum? Moria?
sporkraptor: copyright-free Kazadum
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itmightbemikey: @Manae I read this and for some reason thought you were referring to my cat, Mercury, and was highly confused
beowuuf: magicians of dessi are pretty terrible...killed by a cold, can't destroy a single castle... but sure, let's hear your wisdom
Nigouki: Bane? Durin's Bane? in Kazad-dum?
Pal_Friendpatine: Am I the only one who doesn’t like reading, out loud, any kind of chants or spells even from fiction books because I think I’m inadvertently going to summon something untoward?
sporkraptor: lightning
jessicaengle: Cursed voyage
Omthebox: Is that like Ego Death?
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Pteraspidomorphi: Castle Death, the four star resort?
17 raiders from LunarJade have joined!
RatherLargeToad: “If you go to Kaza Dum you will die!”
beowuuf: Probably a lie, probably really means 'shiny place'
beowuuf: hey heather and heater adjacent chatters!
RockPusher: … and we are mean't to defeat the *bane* of this "Castle Death"?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Squad raiders!
ContingentCat:
beowuuf: you've missed the fact we're going to a castle called castle death... otherwise perfectly timed
TheMrFraser: we stan the CBC here
adept_nekomancer: We're here to see more cursed voyages and/or ghost ships.
LunarJade: I watched TMNT after school
RealGamerCow: David Suzuki, still alive
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello, what have we missed so far?
beowuuf: @RockPusher defeat death? that sounds more like a grandmaster task
e_bloc: Hard same
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer cursed voyage etcetc
jessicaengle: @LunarJade Jeopardy was on at 3:30
e_bloc: Although I think they mixed in Seinfeld
mtvcdm: I had weird kids game shows on after school
beowuuf: we start getting improved disciplines.... because we need to be more OP
Pteraspidomorphi: What animals do they have on this island, I wonder
Strebenherz: What
RockPusher: We have no control over the things Beej says…
RockPusher: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
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sporkraptor: I heard Princess Pussy Control, was wondering if it was a Dungeon Cralwer Carl character
CaptainSpam: Anyway, Beej has been watching this new anime, Prince of Pussy Control, and...
couchboyj: I'm sure Castle Death is full of animals
jessicaengle: STonks
TheMerricat: I heard Princess Pussy Control.
beowuuf: 4 7
Juliamon: yall hit that pussy so hard automod started erroring lmao
Invitare: Lone Wolf always loses his horses
Mr_Horrible: stopping back in to admit that I miscalculated and it's a lot harder to peel potatoes than normal while listening to this because I keep having not to laugh
beowuuf: we were riding a flying bird with a saddle
jessicaengle: Does that mean you can read the mind of the horse you're riding?
RealGamerCow: You should spend 45 gold and buy a gun
beowuuf:
maybe it would not have died if we had been better
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry, is Adam's character titled the "Time Master" now
beowuuf: sounds like a silly place
SquareDotCube: Horses have been nothing but trouble for us
LunarJade: what... a lantern. No torchless run?
beowuuf: fire seeds fire seeds don't rush past the fireseeds!
beowuuf: @LunarJade we have a firesphere, which is sadly less expopsive than it sounds
sporkraptor: jail for mother
Juliamon: you kick Miette like the football!!
ContingentCat: unacceptable!
itmightbemikey: What about when Miette ate a lizard and saw God
accountmadeforants: "me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!"
Sarah_Serinde: One thing I love is that the original Miette post didn't specify it was a cat, but we all knew
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube As an equestrian who enjoys helping to train horses, they aren't for everyone
sporkraptor: I always wonder about the girl who originated "yeet"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: One thing I like about the Magnakai books is that your powers get stronger the more ranks you have.
ContingentCat: Fair enough
LunarJade: sometimes you don't need a phrase... given that G just keeps getting a clip of nunchuks to the groin.
jessicaengle: Double Boshy deserves respect
e_bloc: The hawk tuah effect
Omthebox: Yeah, BusTed went on vacation
NoxStryx: No time for things that are hard? I've heard that bevore
Thefluffiestguineapig:
accountmadeforants: Fortress Kill. Citadel Deceased.
PharaohBender27:
jessicaengle: Rude
LunarJade: lol
DeM0nFiRe:
what a power move
ContingentCat:
RockPusher:
accountmadeforants: That was the greatest channel point incentive I've seen across all of Twitch
mtvcdm: Amazing
RockPusher:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: WOW
Thefluffiestguineapig:
itmightbemikey: Yep, that sounds like proper Mod behavior.
Spades_Slicc: Just wait i'm gonna redeem that one soon
beowuuf:
aww, adam has ignored the fire seeds 
e_bloc: That is the ultimate power move
jessicaengle: We're not preparing for departure this book by gambling, eh?
Mangledpixel: boop
Thefluffiestguineapig: Making shadow puppets with your hands
accountmadeforants:
@Spades_Slicc I'm still 500K away, unfortunately. Spent too many points changing the cost of highlighted messages
jessicaengle:
beowuuf: yay, paido!
RockPusher: ~nya
Spades_Slicc: @accountmadeforants Don't worry we'll be able to boshy him in the middle of his boshy run eventually
sporkraptor: welp, time to see how you're gonna get this kid killed
Mangledpixel: just assume all characters are nude until specified otherwise
Invitare: Skyship???? Is it our wizard friend from book 1?
PharaohBender27: We were in a flying ship in the book that had the ouede.
accountmadeforants: @Spades_Slicc Nah we gotta coordinate it so he gets 5 minutes into his first non-boshy stream and then pop it again
accountmadeforants: (Though last time he disabled the thing for a bit, I'm pretty sure)
beowuuf: @sporkraptor so cynical, lone wolf's companions always stay alive...except the guides in book 3, the rangers in book 4, 1/3 of the ships in book 2, rygar, the vassgonian ship in book 5, the green sceptre in book 2, and cyrius in book 6
sporkraptor: @beowuuf a stream of unfortunate coincidences
jessicaengle: @beowuuf Also, the whole Kai order. Them too
beowuuf: @Invitare friend wizard got skyship from dessi magicians because he did magic for them they couldn't do themselves. The magicains of dessi are like the most well regarding useless magicains in the world
beowuuf: @sporkraptor absolutely!
sporkraptor: crows "caw! caw!"
BusTed: 🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️
beowuuf:
@jessicaengle ah, the kai order was not his fault as he was absent that day skipping school
margieargie: On second thought, let us not go to Kazan-Oud, it is a silly place
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yo doy
BusTed: that's the next book
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: On second thought, let's not go to Castle Death, it's rather silly place.
beowuuf: we can't do anything about the stormclouds until grand master disciplines, phash
sporkraptor: old man yelling at unchecked storm clouds
adept_nekomancer: "Can someone please check those clouds?"
jessicaengle: Thundah struck!
Mangledpixel: *checks stormclouds* Yep, those are stormclouds
beowuuf: pie dough? let's go cooking instead!
Sarah_Serinde: "quay" always throws me off. I know how to pronounce it but it feels weird
beowuuf: we're using all the words here because this one is more dungeon crawly otherwise
BusTed: so close
SnackPak_: that was quick
PharaohBender27:
jessicaengle:
yay it's back
Thefluffiestguineapig: Time to vaguely Eastern European check?
adept_nekomancer: "And it will definitely remain intact. Couldn't possibly be broken."
beowuuf: i now suspect this man is secretly a lich
beowuuf: or i would if he wasn't a dessi magician and so therefore clearly useless with any magic.
NoxStryx: I work in security systems so i get that joke
sporkraptor: "lose it, and you're utterly fucked"
e_bloc: A large apple the size of a small apple
e_bloc: @Sarah_Serinde Hard same
RockPusher:
Sarah_Serinde I imagine you don't have a bunch of main roads named "Something Quay" to get used to saying it
margieargie: The Apple iGem
BusTed: 🥕
Pteraspidomorphi:
Heavy carrot
Spades_Slicc: consider: small apple might mean crab apple sized
SnackPak_: real baby carrots
RockPusher:
BusTed: one standard carrot
ContingentCat: the most baby carrots
jessicaengle: A gem the size of a small carrot
tdapenguin:
Wolfstrike_NL: "I learned last night - this thing I forgot"
sporkraptor: microdosing carots
beowuuf:
BusTed:
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher We do have Queen's Quay in Toronto! But I often hear it without seeing it or vice versa so it's hard to get it to connect in my brain
Juliamon: "Queen's Quay" sounds deliberately designed to be mispronounced
sporkraptor: why at midnight??
BusTed: @Juliamon rhymes with 'squeaky'
Spades_Slicc: @sporkraptor for fun
Sarah_Serinde:
@Juliamon Yeah it's kinda rude
Thefluffiestguineapig: Clearing the vaguely Eastern European voice out of your throat for some narration
beowuuf: @sporkraptor spookier, thye want to scare the crap out of him
sporkraptor: land in the wrong place--yeah XD
beowuuf: no discipline use, no wrong options!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is so close to LotR it has to be on purpose
beowuuf:
beowuuf: wait, phrasing?
BusTed: 🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️
RealGamerCow: *insert 8-bit thunder noise*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it an appearance if it is actually burned out?
BusTed: freaky
beowuuf: who just learned animal control???
BusTed: such evocative language
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who just upgraded an animal skill?
e_bloc: That's some good writing
beowuuf:
this book hits differently, two choices no discipline use yet. it's like 'get 
'd kai'
johnnylongtorso: aww, who wants to dwag theiw wittle boat back to the lake
SnackPak_: combat stinky
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why didn't they give you an option to just use the skill?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnackPak_ ^This
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam makes up something hilarious
cmdrud87: make it pack rats.
adept_nekomancer: Boat-eating rats?
sporkraptor: well shit
jessicaengle: Rip boat
beowuuf:
rats
johnnylongtorso: damn, termite rats
YFiddler: termite rats!
BusTed: tasmanian devil style
Akaiatana: It would cookie monster them
adept_nekomancer: These rats hate narrative retreat options.
e_bloc: That's how I want to go
YFiddler: like tooms?
couchboyj: Chewing for the love of the game
SnackPak_: build a blanket fort competition
RockPusher: Which Magic cards make the best nest?
wolphiron: Nesting! You can buy a human sized dog bed for the base
sporkraptor: if this kills him immediately XD
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Pal_Friendpatine: What are you that guy from X-Files with all that nesting?
BusTed: place your bets
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Torn apart by gerbils or hamsters?
beowuuf: always a bigger rat
adept_nekomancer: An even larger rat
RealGamerCow: Let's go big cat
SnackPak_: rad cross-over
Thefluffiestguineapig: ROUS
BusTed:
beowuuf: frand! how can you be scared of that face
Juliamon: oh my god, it's adorable
adept_nekomancer: The longest frog
e_bloc: If you go to kazan-oud, you will die (vorlon voice)
BusTed: frake...
Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFT it’s the longest frog
tdapenguin: I love it, what is it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That’s so derpy looking
sporkraptor: flong
RealGamerCow: That's turning on the front facing camera by accident face
ContingentCat: that's a "take a picture how you're sitting right now"
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jessicaengle:
beowuuf: @e_bloc that works so well i couldn't recall the real name for a moment
SquareDotCube: A lizzzzzzzard
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: it is a toad-worm
sporkraptor: inchworm
jessicaengle: measuring the marigolds
RealGamerCow: The back legs are for steering only
e_bloc:
@beowuuf . After a recent rewatch every word that sounds vaguely like that is automatically translated in my head
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Also worked in my head for to cross the bridge of Kazadum
beowuuf:
@e_bloc
Vinewood_OG: Biggus Longus
Vinewood_OG: Devil Ether!
BusTed: nobi nobi boy
SnackPak_: I feel seen
GasCityGaming: It me
BusTed:
RealGamerCow: "You got any doritos?"
RatherLargeToad:
great toad ?
rosesmcgee: they single?
beowuuf: what are we, describing an NPC here? calm down lone wolf
rosesmcgee: baptized?
sporkraptor: groooonk
Laurence72: I'm the sore on the ninth coil back!
tdapenguin: Lone wolf continues to be judgy
beowuuf: 29???? holy shit, good thing we aren't using combat
e_bloc: Also at least once a day I hear bruce boxleitner say get the hell out of my galaxy
Pteraspidomorphi: Didn't you have an animal control skill?
Invitare: that's a cat's tongue
couchboyj: Just like me fr fr
beowuuf: oh, we can finally give it the old cha cha cah
Thefluffiestguineapig:
“Who’re you gonna time out on Tuesday? 
”
SquareDotCube: "eat this" *vomp*
beowuuf:
invisibility 's a name, not real invisibility. it's like blending in
RockPusher: Hey there Zagothal, have you met my rats?
sporkraptor: how do you know what it's called
jessicaengle: The faux vebal abuse makes me want to switch off the stream.
Juliamon: senses vibration
RatherLargeToad: sure plays a mean pinball
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does it have eyes at all?
beowuuf: reacts to rats squeaking. they were actually just yelling 'over there, over there'
Juliamon: walk without rhythm
sporkraptor: smelldevil
e_bloc: Hunts on vibes
Vinewood_OG: "Ask Daredevil's girlfriend."
beowuuf: daredevil but it's superpower is having lacerations and derp
Juliamon: it's even cuter!!
RockPusher: So it *was* a bad selfie
BusTed: does it have spider eyes?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pretty sure that is only in the newer books
beowuuf: can't we take it home with animal control? we have it at primate level now! please!
RockPusher: …… unstable?
RealGamerCow: Bane?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed Certain spiders have excellent vision and hunt visually and some hunt by vibration, which is why I was wondering about the cave salamanders who have evolved to have no eyes
Juliamon: razor-edged tongue, I guess we know how it got these scars
Juliamon: inside the fissure: more of them
Spades_Slicc: Beej
Spades_Slicc: homerow
Spades_Slicc: please
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Why can’t we take the rat horde home then? this thing probably needs to be submerged for travel to wherever you will be having it live
beowuuf: these creatures engae in 67, which is 'hey, about we both owe the other one'
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Adam would finally stop bullying us
Strebenherz: Beej plz
Thefluffiestguineapig: oh this again
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Nah, he still would
beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig sounds good, just pied piper the whole isle back to dessi
adept_nekomancer: Piss roulette.
7gorobei: time to wear a kilt
Mr_Horrible: WFH might work
Invitare: thin of all the money you'd lose on clothes
Aenir798: Pay way more food on laundry
RealGamerCow: I wish the quote system was still a thing. "I could shit my pants like a wizard"
Aenir798: more money*
Pal_Friendpatine: I’d find a way
Mr_Horrible: Hitting your macros but can't go to the gym without pissing yourself
SnackPak_: Paul cracked it!
BusTed: plausible deniability
rosesmcgee: Piss during the commute
Mr_Horrible: Paul might actually be the smartest person to challenge this conundrum
Omthebox: Underwater Welder
Thefluffiestguineapig: All that money goes into laundry and furniture
Shurtal: What if you winnie the pooh it? Can yiu till piss your pants if you do t wear anything below the waist?
Aenir798: Start a daycare center and blame the piss on the kids
beowuuf: firesphere still doing work
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Pal_Friendpatine: I’d go live in the wilderness. Then it doesn’t matter?
Manae: Nah, if youre a swim instructor its like... as you are ABOUT to get iin the pool
Thefluffiestguineapig:
beowuuf: wilderpiss
Mr_Horrible: that's just a Saw trap at that point
Jadaris: you'd fit in at walmart
RockPusher: If it is always the worst possible time… how long before it kills you somehow?
e_bloc: You just piss yourself the minute after you change into your normal clothes
mtvcdm: A bucket of frozen water would just be, head trauma
margieargie: I think that's one of the Wonder Twins
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bucket of Damocles
e_bloc: That can cause cardiac arrest
Scarletdemon_1: could you no just have a catheter?
accountmadeforants: @RockPusher The real worst possible time would be all the time I guess, you'd get dehydrated real quick
Invitare: it depends on the breed of dog
beowuuf: if you want to cower in a corner and cry, turn to 65. if you want to piss yourself first, turn to 99
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: ever dependable Firesphere
PharaohBender27:
margieargie: So if you don't have one, I guess you get eaten by a grue?
accountmadeforants:
I mean the Sommerswerd does come up occasionally
beowuuf:
you never got the pendant off the vassgonian warlord that let you befriend birds and order around guards
BusTed: mite, might, 💪
Scarletdemon_1: chihuahua puppy sized rats or great dane puppy sized rats, what would be worse
sporkraptor: @beowuuf I would like to use my Kai discipline to projectile vomit
tdapenguin: StalaGmites are on the Ground
Getter404: FINALLY, someone uses "hangs on tight" instead of "well it has G in it, so that means ground... right?"
adept_nekomancer: Stalactites hold *tight* to the ceiling, and stalagmites *might* reach the ceiling one day.
Spades_Slicc: wait is the cave rock black or white?\
beowuuf: @sporkraptor bile-surge
e_bloc: What could a door ever do to you
beowuuf: we were coming to the rocks at the bottom when we ran fro mthe rats
tdapenguin: @Getter404 I also enjoy stalagmites might reach the top
rosesmcgee: At Disney World Summerland they built the castle as a replica of Castle Death
beowuuf: no one else has harry hill doing the wiggling fingers in their head right now?
beowuuf:
now we need nexus
LordZarano: It hangs down like a pair of tights. Which makes me wonder if anyone has ever put a pair of tights on a stalactite
PharaohBender27: Guess the authors forgot!
beowuuf: look, these are special magical locks
adept_nekomancer: Someone decided to develop locks that couldn't be thought open.
Getter404: Early onset dementia, your magic got all screwy.
beowuuf:
oops, actually in text
tdapenguin: @LordZarano I 100% assume that this has happened, despite no knowledge of it ever occurring
e_bloc: Your kai skill of identifying a push vs pull door
mtvcdm: Jump for science, leap of faith
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: "30 years later some guy is going to be reading this on a livestream and complain about not being able to lockpick. I will show him"
beowuuf: antici- marble
GamerCat88: I imagine that the Kai instinct is like Hitman special outline mode
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin I'm sure someone has staged "The Tempest" in a cave.
RealGamerCow: surely the slab is safe
mtvcdm: Anyone who doesn't jump is a coward
RatherLargeToad: you can slab if you want to, you can leave your friends behind
beowuuf: huntmastery with improved disciplien thingie to let us climb well
sporkraptor: WELP
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Basic Kai is the skills you learned in the first 5 books.
johnnylongtorso: *Six Million Dollar man noise*
Spades_Slicc: I had a standing 8 foot jump last time i measured that shit
tdapenguin: 11ft
mtvcdm: The broad jump has not been an Olympic event since 1912
beowuuf: sommerswerd is actually curved like a vorpal blade and bouncy like ... nothing i want to say
Thefluffiestguineapig: but that’s not from standing
GamerCat88: world record is 12 feet 3 inches
Mangledpixel: festooooned
Mangledpixel: good word
tdapenguin: @gamercat88 are you saying that a regular human can beat a Kai master!?!?!!!
beowuuf: festooned, like festive, it's a happy place
sporkraptor: oije ut wutg a stucj'
RockPusher: *poke* *poke*
sporkraptor: (translation: "poke it with a stick")
GamerCat88: @tdapenguin well at least one nfl player is a Kai Master (or was back in 2015)
beowuuf:
spoiler for later 
johnnylongtorso: oh no, it's the two hands and a head boss
mtvcdm: Byron Jones, at the 2015 NFL Combine, where they still contest the standing long jump
sporkraptor: busty ruckles
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Are you saying that professional athletes or an Olympian is a “regular human” also hi friend!
RockPusher: ♫ Loot that body! ♫
Aenir798: and more gold!
beowuuf: largest rope
Strebenherz: You're a magnakai super warrior why the f do you even have an inventory limit
Astramentha: professional stabbist
beowuuf: hah, trap doors so last year, trap webs new hotness!
tdapenguin:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I intentionally left that in so someone could call shechanery on me 
beowuuf: welcome to lone wolf, doors and webs can kill you. deal with it
tdapenguin: @mtvcdm Wow, that is rad
Aenir798: Did he say 133?
e_bloc: You use your kai discipline of punching your way out of a wet paper bag
Spades_Slicc: Oh it's saying that if you have the lore circle of fire the penalty waits 1 round
BusTed: SoundBlaster FX
beowuuf: wow, even the paperback still has that typo. I guess the lorecircle of fire would remove that penalty
beowuuf: (fire = weaponmastery / huntmastery)
PharaohBender27:
BusTed:
RockPusher: Noooo, our Oede!!!!
GamerCat88: not the weed
Wolfstrike_NL:
Nha we lost the third rope
rosesmcgee: I like that this is written as a memoir and that's exactly what happened
beowuuf:
sommerswerd not a weapon, it's all good
accountmadeforants: What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your Kazan-Oud
BusTed: very sassy
mtvcdm: Some people charge for that
ghizmou: serving
Laurence72: That's a JoJo Stand
BusTed: 'non-existant'
Getter404: Is that like a samurai mask or is he just Serving?
beowuuf: yay, cool dude, i like this art
BusTed: Lots of Image comics
ErynTzun: He either doesn't draw them or they're hooves
Bruceski: Artist got to the knees and ran out of time
Coherent_Noise: Woo. New CYOA time
ContingentCat: theanti-terintino
Cozy_Canadian: did he do the goofy AF Captain America?
Bruceski: yes
ContingentCat: *the anti-Tarentino
beowuuf: I once did a spot the difference from the original where I added a thid arm, so I was confused for a moment
NoxStryx: Any xmen character with too many pouches, that is leifield.
accountmadeforants: 12-packs, muscles on muscles on muscles
UnknownFriday: And pouches. So many pouches.
ErynTzun: He doesn't know how to draw guns like they lack triggers and look more like tubes
otakon17: THE LIEFIELD SKETCH
7gorobei: anatomy was more notional for liefield
ghizmou: setting unattainable beauty standards
beowuuf: also, that last trap web fight, just realised the lorecircle of fire lets you ignore the first round of being trapped, is what that meant
PharaohBender27: I will always remember those "Worst Rob Liefeld drawings" compilations from like circa 2011
GamerCat88: pouch maxxing
ErynTzun: And he continues to suck at drawing despite decades of supposed practice
BusTed: 🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️
Getter404: And I will always remember that video that's just Stan Lee dunking on him and Todd McFarlane to their faces for like 20 minutes
beowuuf: secretly paido following you, and you cannot convince me otherwise
isiah_jenner: Rob leifeld tracing a Arnie side chest pose
otakon17: @ErynTzun he HAS improved to be honest
margieargie: Hope you're paying by the the hour and not the thunder noise
Laurence72: Seriously, i am much more invested in this because of the sound effects
JadedCynic:
@GamerCat88 gratuitious buckles galore! And feet not visible off bottom of frame 
ErynTzun: @otakon17 only to his standards
beowuuf: yup
Getter404: Hnng, Otacon
Invitare: Otocon??
BusTed: colonel...
otakon17: WAIT A SECOND
Spades_Slicc: weed-akon
otakon17: HOLD ON HERE
NoxStryx: Weedacon?
Laurence72: oat-a-kon
itmightbemikey: Otaku Convention
beowuuf: ooh, we could get a +5 for having the jewelled mace
margieargie: @otakon17 Congrats, you're on TV!
BusTed:
@otakon17
YFiddler: bonnacon?
otakon17: OHGOD! *gets smoked*
NoxStryx: Otacon makes my hearing aid?
GamerCat88: @JadedCynic yasss hehe
Invitare: as long as you didn't leave it in the web
Aenir798:
@otakon17 Fix your username, you spelled it wrong
GamerCat88: and why bye, i just got here
BusTed: its flail arm
otakon17: "It's only a flesh wound, have at you!"
beowuuf: you vision the thing and pull out of the gem from its skull like thanos
beowuuf: "killing makes me hungry" thinks lone wolf
Mangledpixel: from the damp inside you
GamerCat88: sudden grief
BusTed: tomato soup
SnackPak_: nah
otakon17: Grilled Cheese Break time?!
niccus: ok
RockPusher: Get this man a grilled cheese!
Aenir798: It's in the mail
otakon17: I'm for a Grilled Cheese Break
RockPusher: James! James! Adam is hungry!
GamerCat88: use ur kai magic
BusTed: haha
Laurence72 fetches Adam a grilled cheese sandwich
itmightbemikey: ketchup too sweet. I prefer sriracha drizzled on the inside of my grilled cheese
otakon17: JUST FULLY CHEEKED
ContingentCat: cut to next Mail Time
adept_nekomancer: Removed his pants so he couldn't fall victim to the piss curse
RealGamerCow: so Adam is the other person other than Kate Stark to dip grilled cheese in ketchup
Getter404: Must not comment on bottom right...
otakon17: What if it's PRESERVED
Omthebox: Encased in resin
otakon17: vacuum sealed
SnackPak_: freeze dryed grilled cheese
Scarletdemon_1: Freeze dried grilled cheese
Astramentha: mummified cheese
Scarletdemon_1: It's an entire grilled cheese given the Babybel treatment where its encased in wax
RockPusher: Dog or dog-sized rat?
otakon17: Vacuum seal and freeze the grilled cheese
Spades_Slicc: Is that a doggy or is that a giant rat?
otakon17: it's a classical depiction of a wolf or hound
RockPusher: hehehe jerkin
otakon17: BAD CHOICE OF WORDS
beowuuf: no more terror left means no pants
ContingentCat: he doesn't skip leg day
Scarletdemon_1: He's been doing his calf raises
otakon17: he's gotta walk EVERYWHERE
abaddon2501: You'll be reading a few from me and my wife 😆
GamerCat88: stew
RealGamerCow: high fiber diet
RealGamerCow: beans, vegetables, etc
Getter404: Eating garbage so he's freeballing under his tunic, no time to drop his underpants with the state of his colon
7gorobei: there has to be a ton of whey
Mangledpixel: food was only invented in 1902, Paul
ContingentCat: no micropastics
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Food wasn't invented until 1873
ghizmou: extra protein from the worms
SquareDotCube: They had sausage
Mr_Horrible:
are we examining or "*EXAMINING*" 
?
Scarletdemon_1: Weighted socks to get those calves
GamerCat88:
NotCainNorAbel: some mellow yellow
beowuuf: your well fed muscles because you eat dammit
Vinewood_OG: Only Mt. Dew or Crab Juice.
Mangledpixel: a thorny jungle. a thungle.
Invitare: it's not that great
beowuuf: behind its behind
ArtDecoSunburn: I remember checking out the menu at a Medieval Times show: turkey leg, ear of corn, tomato soup, baked potato. Nothing that would have been in Europe in the Middle Ages.
Scarletdemon_1: We don't have sprite, here's a water, a lemon and an Alka-Seltzer, make your own
Mr_Horrible:
you can just make out? 
sporkraptor: if you choose to examine the pantsless dead body
RealGamerCow: Hearths were *big*
Aenir798: What if it has a gold key?
beowuuf:
we're not here to spiders, but if we were they might be sexily waiting behind the fireplace
Spades_Slicc: Gotta find out if the body is wearing pants
margieargie: It's not like you'll find anything it its pants though
Getter404: @RealGamerCow A big big, and I mean BIG big big-
Mr_Horrible: hopefully it's no Gorilla Machine and it won't disappear as you approach
adept_nekomancer: CS(ka)I
Scarletdemon_1: hearths had to be large enough to roast entire mutton or venison in
accountmadeforants: What if this world just has a massive population of kiwis, like they just reach down and grab a bird and that's dinner.
GamerCat88: @adept_nekomancer 10/10
PharaohBender27:
@adept_nekomancer 
beowuuf: the second thing you notice is....
BusTed: They're calling it "Kai Dust"
Scarletdemon_1: He's actually wearing flesh-tone leggings and has the world's worst wedgie
Mr_Horrible: "New drug on the street, the kids are calling Magna Kai. First it makes you allocate masteries, then you obsess over tracking items in your inventory. Next thing you know, you're halfway down a sewer looking for Oede."
beowuuf: eww, a dessian lone wolf thinks
Mangledpixel: well, he's not gonna be in Rush Hour 3
Mr_Horrible: YIPPEE
PharaohBender27:
@Mr_Horrible
Omthebox: We're all funny
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we're all funny!
adept_nekomancer: "Woke up next to a dead wizard after a cursed voyage. Would smoke magna kai again"
RockPusher:
Scarletdemon_1: it's the tri-tri-force
Getter404: Hexforce?
SquareDotCube: Sierpenski's Seal
NoxStryx: Tri-tri- force
BusTed: 13 triangles?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible I would breathlessly watch the 11:00 PM local news report on this disturbing teen trend.
NoxStryx: I hope this turns out being a radiation symbol
margieargie: Time to try out every combination!
Xavorin: Can't remove the pieces? Tri-force.
Omthebox: Its 32 o' clock
SnackPak_: hell yeah, lets go
RealGamerCow: in before a kai power just tells you the name
Scarletdemon_1: I thought the tri-force was: smashing pots, ocarina and throwing hooks at walls
beowuuf:
no logic puzzle, you missed an item somewhere
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: At least one of them gives more info
Aenir798: oh no
Thatwasademo: oh no
beowuuf:
oh, wait, there is a solveable puzzle to this, nm
Scarletdemon_1: can figure out what mass times acceleration is? tri-force
Spades_Slicc: 13?
Invitare: just make sure that lever isn't a knife covered in butter first
HadesLeprechaun: I heff twelve metchsteek
tdapenguin: @Scarletdemon_1 Maybe the forces change as the triangles change
Aenir798: and then one giant triangle?
Aenir798: I agree with 13
Xavorin: 13 sounds good.
tdapenguin:
@Scarletdemon_1 
mtvcdm: But if you turned the matchsticks upside down does that make more triangles on the other sid--- ADAM STOLE MY LINE
RealGamerCow: I wonder how many incorrect entries they made
Getter404: Oh hey, a P o g bat
Coherent_Noise: I always liked those puzzles when I played through the books
Nigouki: you come across a gigantic penny and a supercomputer
zeathean: bats with rabies?
UnknownFriday: And somehow do as much damage as the end of level boss.
RealGamerCow:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RealGamerCow So if you don't use your powers, you are given 4 passages to turn to. 3, 9, 33 are the other ones.
RockPusher: "Don't make me use BOTH temples!"
accountmadeforants:
Mangledpixel: ah yes
Scarletdemon_1: From a desert, so the AC had it handled
accountmadeforants: That's rad
Mangledpixel: the whole class does it, if the teacher looks at you you stop, but everyone else continues
ArtDecoSunburn: @Nigouki 1960s science fiction has taught me that caves always have supercomputers.
beowuuf: what's the most annoying noise? eeeeeeeeeee
tdapenguin: We're such a jerk
beowuuf: look, castle death demands death. herosim isn't pretty
PharaohBender27: Are we the baddies?
otakon17: Damn you neutral bats!
accountmadeforants: What are bats if not more vile birds?
Aenir798: Animals, controlled.
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beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 how could blonde blue eyed europena supermen ever be the baddies?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @accountmadeforants Nah. Bats are real. Birds aren't
otakon17: mmm tasty tasty weapons
doctorbear: hey chat! sorry I’m late, I have an important question: are you we otaku Jeff again?
Scarletdemon_1: The ancient magnakai discipline of memorizing a map
tdapenguin: @beowuuf Don't forget all the prejudice!
otakon17: someones house is NOT a dungeon
beowuuf: @doctorbear lone jeff, the otaku wolf
otakon17: >_> usually
doctorbear: @beowuuf exquisite
Mr_Horrible:
nah, these are all white rarity 
beowuuf:
@tdapenguin all the npcs *are* disgusting though
Omthebox: That's why polearms are the goat, walking stick+
beowuuf: hence the calf muscles adam!
Mangledpixel: that's why knights have pages
Mr_Horrible: a battleaxe strapped to your back
Spades_Slicc: a normal longsword weighed about 3or 4 pounds
Scarletdemon_1: A shortsword is only like 2lbs
Aenir798: "You don't understand, I need all these wheels of cheese on me at all times."
Manae: Swors are surprisingly light
letsbelgo: longswords are light
UnknownFriday: 3-5lbs. They're not as heavy as you'd expect.
accountmadeforants: But consider: The trusty polearm
otakon17: The average long sword is only about 4lbs.
beowuuf: slimmerswerd
RealGamerCow: imagine swinging a 12 pound weapon more than like twice
Scarletdemon_1: A zweihander was only between 5-8lbs
otakon17: but the issue is it banging against your leg all the tiime
otakon17: East Tunnel DANGER
beowuuf: @otakon17 hence the peasant game dog or sword
beowuuf: are we cowards now?
otakon17: @beowuuf lol
Mr_Horrible:
it's not *like* other tunnels 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @beowuuf Yes
otakon17: East tunnel is DANGER
LordZarano: Most weapons were a lot lighter than you'd expect, so they can change direction quick mid combat
otakon17: it's either booby trapped or inhabitated
Scarletdemon_1: Or the tunnel is a mimic
Manae: East tunnel is a mimic
Akaiatana: It's a fake painting
beowuuf: transformers were more than meets the eyes, but we still bought them in the 80s. and in the 20s when they made them lego
tdapenguin: We're all gonna die!
beowuuf: @tdapenguin i call the one left alive to be a message
Scarletdemon_1: You see a stack of paint cans with ACME across them and brushes beside the tunnel entrance...probably doesn't mean anything
beowuuf: juncti- pation
Scarletdemon_1: deus ex machina like appearance
RealGamerCow: "beat it nerd"
SnackPak_: o7
otakon17: Hoo boy PHRASING
beowuuf: oops.... i mean obviously was a helghast, heroic lone wolf does it again
Mr_Horrible:
"oh no, 3 more monsters"
otakon17: I don't think these things are bow killable >_>
beowuuf: murder hobo
beowuuf: *hobow
tdapenguin: @beowuuf Lol
beowuuf: wait, these enimies might deserve it, time to run
PharaohBender27:
GedankenPalast_: 'ello! Dang, missed so much.
beowuuf: he who flees and runs away, lives to flee another day
beowuuf: @GedankenPalast_ we're in a scary castle and are running away
otakon17: GAME OVER?
Thatwasademo: you are banished!
margieargie: The Gatekeeper banished you!
Mangledpixel:
sporkraptor: goodnight
jessicaengle: We fell into a hole
otakon17: THE BLAG OLE!
Mr_Horrible: this is all that random guy we killed's fault
GedankenPalast_: @beowuuf from what?
PharaohBender27: Welp we're in a Sarlaac now I guess
beowuuf: are you sure you want to keep trusting the taxidermist? like really? like REALLY? LIKE REEEEALLY?
RealGamerCow: "The old man bites you, he had a disease, you rot over the next few weeks"
tdapenguin:
Wolfstrike_NL: We did stumble of a roof in book 2 or 3
HadesLeprechaun: you drank the wine from that guy and followed him into the back and they gave you SO MANY outs
Aenir798: These books are like "Are you *sure* you want to do this?"
Mr_Horrible: deaths in the older books remind me of story results from the Tales of the Arabian Nights board game
beowuuf: @GedankenPalast_ scary wizards t seemed like, there's been a lot of stuff
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There is at least one "roll to avoid death" in this book.
sporkraptor: smells like salmonella
ButButTheJesus: hi folks how's the odor
Nigouki: you never smelled Ben's snakes?
Mr_Horrible: "I <drink> the fire" "You relax and take a drink while you watch the house burn. You're fine and nothing bad happens."
Scarletdemon_1: reptiles smelt like musky mildew
RockPusher: You've never huffed a lizard?
jessicaengle: Sme snakes excrete stink
jessicaengle: *some
beowuuf:
@Wolfstrike_NL i mean in book 1 we ignord the five times people asked if we wanted ot see the king, went to the roofways, then died
Mr_Horrible:
maybe you should expand your horizons then
sporkraptor: show and tell time for Ben to bring his snake to the studio!
RealGamerCow: @beowuuf The roofway death was hilarious
beowuuf: yes, we just have to fight our way our with out invulnerable skeletons
Morrigan9: as long as it's not digested bones
Mr_Horrible: it's book 3 of Deltora Quest
sporkraptor: that snake is wearing a hat?
e_bloc: Hey Ben can I come in for a moment and smell your snakes
beowuuf:
@RealGamerCow i loved adam found that one and the taxidermist through sheer brute pigheadedness
jessicaengle: Snek!
otakon17: OHCRAP
beowuuf: LOL
otakon17: XD
Invitare: does it have the rest of its body? Or is it just the head?
BusTed: very good
otakon17: DAMN BEEJ
Mr_Horrible: that's actually fantastic
YFiddler:
beowuuf: paido almost dropped the ball
GedankenPalast_:
nice 
ButButTheJesus: nice beej
GamerCat88: excellent
otakon17: Beej should do their SFX
Mr_Horrible: that's some FMV game shit
e_bloc: Solid beejboxing
ButButTheJesus: eyes are fruity
BusTed: Now you know why that guy had no eyes
GedankenPalast_: Oh nice, Shabriri grapes!
beowuuf: we do and we do
NoxStryx: That is an elden ring plot point
Spades_Slicc: Primate?
Spades_Slicc: Monkey time?
beowuuf: primate is the name of the 4th level of kai master
e_bloc: Didn't see that coming
sporkraptor: uh... sure
otakon17: That is a goddmn CYCLOPS snake
Scarletdemon_1: pocket sand
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is a big eye
Thatwasademo: are we a mankey or a primeape
beowuuf: lone wolf uses the old named rank progressions
RockPusher:
e_bloc: One big eye
jessicaengle: wut
otakon17: NOT THAT KIND OF PRIMATE
GedankenPalast_: no no depth perception for that snake
BusTed:
ButButTheJesus: OOK OOK
GamerCat88: okka
Astramentha: IM SORRY.?
beowuuf:
you have it
Mangledpixel: a sssssssyclops
PharaohBender27: 🐒
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You have
Mr_Horrible: excellent choice of words, book
YFiddler: one eyed snakes, really...
ButButTheJesus: MONKE
jessicaengle: Snek first then banana
beowuuf:
you have that extra improvement
KaleidoscopeMind: ook ook
e_bloc: Between priseven and prinine
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If you have read every book, you will always have the rank.
Omthebox: We are apes
SquareDotCube: A singular eye and a bow, huh?
KaleidoscopeMind: money was spent
HadesLeprechaun: and it would be ILLEGAL to pretend you were primate if you weren't, can't read those passages, no way
beowuuf: the dessi council agrees to let you undertake this mission but does not grant you the rank of primatew
Mr_Horrible: they wrote epic poems about this kind of equation
otakon17: BAD SNAKE
otakon17: NO! DOWN GIRL!
GamerCat88: timeout
CaptainSpam: No. NO. Lie down!
Coherent_Noise: Sometimes the library wouldn't have a copy of one book
Scarletdemon_1: Everyone knows the cycloptic snake's greatest weakness is a handful of chili powder to the face
beowuuf:
why can't you plant fire seeds of doubt in to its head
beowuuf:
beowuuf: skrrrt
otakon17: ohgod
Mr_Horrible: laying 5 barrel bombs in front of the snake's head for double damage
otakon17: that's a death flag
Scarletdemon_1: Lone Wolf walks out of the castle with new snake-skin boots
RealGamerCow: Wasn't this in a Conan movie?
Getter404: Oh no, third party'd
otakon17: I KNEW IT
jessicaengle: Oh no it's Limb Death
beowuuf:
you had an audience
Mr_Horrible: who keeps tossing these bolts of red fire?
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YFiddler: gesundheit
Mr_Horrible: fucker's doing a number on us
otakon17: it's a female snake XD
margieargie: Snalls
RockPusher:
Scarletdemon_1: that's all internal for snakes though
SquareDotCube: You're killing me snalls
beowuuf: beej needs to sell this homerian epic unedited at the end
tdapenguin: @Mr_Horrible The ring doorbell in this universe has extra defenses
beowuuf: evil wizard that shot us in the back shot us in the shoulder? the devil you say!
beowuuf: oops
RockPusher: so far for animal control - killed some bats, killed a snake… are we sure this skill is not just animal killing?
e_bloc: What are you going to do? Stab my snake?
Invitare: sweet. Lunch
RealGamerCow: Now you're their mama
GedankenPalast_: hatch 'em
TheAinMAP:
malsareus: So, Adam adoptive snakemom?
Scarletdemon_1: snake omelets anyone?
beowuuf: @RockPusher easier to control sleeping animals... all just sleeping.... soooo sleepy....
GedankenPalast_: snomlette
e_bloc: Armor is just monster croutons
beowuuf: gunna die? get crunk
adept_nekomancer: Bottle of wine? Excuse me, that's a "Potion of drunkenness"
jessicaengle: @e_bloc I like this
e_bloc: Still no weed
Scarletdemon_1: the snake was a wine mom
beowuuf: no discipline additions...
Vinewood_OG: @Scarletdemon_1 Is she ssssssingle?
7gorobei: was it a sssssssssssommelier?
beowuuf: this has been pretty fraught for the most part
beowuuf: aside from that one time we admired a coprse's butt
Scarletdemon_1: mall goblins
beowuuf: actually thee are like the drakkar but beasts. which i don't think is every explained just lampshaded
RealGamerCow: Bombastic side eye
SquareDotCube: We went from snake gohma to moblins
Scarletdemon_1: criminal offensive side eye
loufghyslaufey: "MAUL"... Goblins.
Morrigan9: off sides eye
beowuuf: Drakboars
GedankenPalast_: It said they are humans, those are humans
GamerCat88: boar bois
Scarletdemon_1: goarblins
beowuuf: nothing bad ever happened looking at a sarcophigus
GedankenPalast_: getting teleported
Scarletdemon_1: Sarcophagus? No, sarcopha-my loot
Bruceski: 23 ia number 1!
SquareDotCube: Lol the page numbers
beowuuf:
keeping play to one castle sure did free up lots of sections to be dead ends
BusTed: tax time
Scarletdemon_1: up, down, up, down, left, right, B, A, Start?
UnknownFriday: All the numbers of the pages you go to match the order of the buttons you push.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There were hints earlier in the game, but Adam didn't go to the paths that gives them.
beowuuf: who has a pin number of 1 2 3? need to change my luggage combination
rentar42: I'm sure nothing is going to explore at all
Morrigan9: "don't use the same 3 digit code man"
beowuuf:
Spades_Slicc: He's the best to ever do it
GedankenPalast_:
Mangledpixel: I bet they all work
PharaohBender27:
Spades_Slicc: That's my mayor!!
GamerCat88:
Xavorin: He said 213 but 231 was clicked.
SquareDotCube: The sarcophagus is a warp zone
Mr_Horrible: his credentials are strong
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Spoilers, Adam got it wrong.
Scarletdemon_1: which one locks the sarcophagus so you can't try again for 5 minutes?
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
Buxx345: oop
beowuuf: wanna know the real answer?
accountmadeforants: Hell yeah!
shendaras:
Mr_Horrible: this is just the designated nap time at the spa
beowuuf:
fair
beowuuf: yees, great picture
Scarletdemon_1: Welcome to the Gong Show!
beowuuf: quick, wear the red robe and pretend to be one of them
accountmadeforants: Buying that Beej Blaster sound card was a great investment, the games have never sounded better!
beowuuf: from picture of the book shows the dude on the throne
beowuuf: *front
Mangledpixel: he came in tru der window
Mr_Horrible: wait, this is just Mind-Controlled Richtor Belmont, you can see the orb so you can get to the inverted castle
accountmadeforants: Shadow Wizard Money Gang!
Vinewood_OG: CSPAN
e_bloc: Brother did you ekg me while I was asleep
accountmadeforants: That picture is chat
accountmadeforants: That's all of us watching the stream
beowuuf: adams one weakness
mtvcdm: THE MAZE
PharaohBender27:
e_bloc: Death by corn
Scarletdemon_1: slowest execution method possible
RealGamerCow: You laser your way directly through the maze
YFiddler: hell yeah, we're gonna fight izaro
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lamina5432: I remember the last maze we did
Vinewood_OG: I AM the Sentence!
beowuuf: pee-ers
Scarletdemon_1: jury of your fears
KaleidoscopeMind: maybe it's a mirror maze and the laser bounces everywhere
Xavorin: They're peering down at you. Close enough.
sporkraptor: oh it's a dungeon scene now...
e_bloc: It's gonna be one of those shitty mazes you can put your hand on the wall and escape isn't it
beowuuf: good thing he doens't use it in combat against you or else the magic would disappear
Invitare: you've lost your cheat code
ButButTheJesus: muh sord!
e_bloc: Wait we don't have the nuke sword anymore
Vinewood_OG: RIP slow readers that erased everything already
GamerCat88:
ContingentCat: only if they hold it with their hands
beowuuf: old mouth hand mcgee ruins magnamund
accountmadeforants: In book 8 they use the Sommerswerd to play the xylophone but the notes are all wrong!
lamina5432: just be a lich and replace your hand everytime
ButButTheJesus: *ka kaowwwww*
beowuuf: "hah, i have limbdeath, that hand was already useless!"
beowuuf: @e_bloc adam will need new humourous material to win fights with now
spo8n: kick em in the snalls.
accountmadeforants: @beowuuf Turns out the power to shoot lasers was never the Sommerswerd, but was inside us all along. Pew pew!
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants that's why we need to consume shiny power orbs, it's all right there in black and white
gkgaming5: not sure if this is the right spot but where is a good reliable spot to sell potentially first gen Pokémon cards?
beowuuf:
no idea, sorry
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @beowuuf How about the Ankh-Morpork special: a trusty half-brick in a sock?
ItsMeBrandieB:
BusTed:
Omthebox: You're welcome
beowuuf: @ScrapyardGhostTrain that sounds like a granbdmster level weapon!
ContingentCat: you're welcome
SnackPak_: our b
rosesmcgee: I helped
mtvcdm: T H E M A Z E
beowuuf: we have weaponskill in maze?
RockPusher: The chat yearns for the maze
Omthebox: Internet
ContingentCat: discord
jadielady: group buy
Scarletdemon_1: it's a-maze-ing
RealGamerCow: The maze!
Scarletdemon_1: We had a groupon
JocelyneAnne: Let's go!
Nigouki: from store.loadingreadyrun. GODDAMNIT
gkgaming5: sorry to just drop that lol excited for engagement
beowuuf: i'm beginning to think the power sheild blockade is not working
Nigouki: i was too slow to type
lamina5432: they are just altered lrr hoodies
mtvcdm: Robe would be a nice store item honestly
accountmadeforants: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Damn, should've stolen the socks from that guy without pants
ButButTheJesus: Touch of Death!
Manae: LRR hockey striped cultist robes
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e_bloc: I mean I wouldnt not buy them
PharaohBender27: Oh I only just noticed they added new year badges past 6!
Scarletdemon_1: it's actually an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple
loufghyslaufey: "Just cast "Fists" you cowards!" -Denken, the Imperial Mage
ContingentCat: not the worst kind of minions at least
beowuuf: voice of zahda just relaxing...
Valhallan597:
let's get some mech vs minions minis in here then
e_bloc: Also most people thrown in the maze are like random mooks
Invitare: what happened to your SFX guy?
e_bloc: Not kais with the kai discipline of demaze
accountmadeforants: The shit we had to get up to before we could jeer and spit from the comfort of our own homes, in Twitch Chat.
ContingentCat: look they didn't say it was a good maze
TheAinMAP:
dm818: Turns out our translator was glitching
tdapenguin:
@ContingentCat 
RatherLargeToad: …they aren’t very good at maze building
Scarletdemon_1: pit is short for oubliette
beowuuf: the pits! the pits! the pits! robed peeps are just twitch chat, adam is zahda
Vinewood_OG: "No, Lou. You gotta dig up, stupid."
e_bloc: Look we got AI to design the maze
beowuuf: zahda needs british accent
Strebenherz: Amazing
ButButTheJesus: MEEESTER KENNEDY!
frank_the_great: I got here at a weird time
PharaohBender27: Only in colonial times
sporkraptor: they threw them in the harbor with the tea
TheMerricat: Before the Revolution.
ContingentCat: around when they stopped being british
dm818: Everyone wore wigs then though
frank_the_great: We threw the wigs into the harbor
e_bloc: They were still doing it in the second season of broadchurch
beowuuf: alexander hamilton did not die in a duel with aaron burr just for american lawyers to still wear wigs
tdapenguin:
@frank_the_great It's lone wolf, it's always a weird time
raulghoulia: Colonial Times is not as fun as Medieval TImes
YFiddler: that's a skull alright. and in a snazzy dress no less. finally some decency
e_bloc: This judge thinks he's above the law
frank_the_great: @tdapenguin True true
beowuuf:
@tdapenguin to be fair this one is one touch more fever dream than normal
rosesmcgee: Colonial times? I don't want to eat at that theme restaurant
accountmadeforants: I like how they're keeping their options open. If you escape, your life *may* be spared.
loufghyslaufey: Serge, Nelson, and/or Wheeler somewhat come to mind...
beowuuf: look, we put all our words in to the maze, which is why so many sections were free to incorrect button choices. please enter the maze
accountmadeforants: I wonder how often they accidentally missed and killed the maze runner before they could get started
accountmadeforants: What a bummer that would be
loufghyslaufey: "...please"? A somewhat absurd threat ngl
Buxx345: what will you do kailaboy
beowuuf:
@accountmadeforants i mean lone wolf just shot a running person earlier so seems easier to get us to do it
beowuuf: what is this, a fighting fantasy book???
rosesmcgee: Pardon our dust signs everywhere
beowuuf: have some faith in mr dever please
Omthebox: I dont have to pretend
Morrigan9: mmmm, corn
Valhallan597: 🧙🏻♂️
frank_the_great: Adam spits the truth, not writes it
RatherLargeToad: you are likely to be eaten by a grue
loufghyslaufey: "Pretend"!? I... concede??
accountmadeforants: I picture that one maze screensaver from Windows 95
beowuuf: without your pants, you wonder how you will attack people
Vinewood_OG: Vending Machine
Omthebox: When you find the shop in the maze
Invitare: should have tried bribing the judge
ContingentCat: try to bribe the minotaur?
NoxStryx: Im in A Maze ment, of the generational talent that stands before me.
accountmadeforants:
Also I recently found out that Windows 11 still has screensavers, but they don't have the maze one anymore 
loufghyslaufey: Aye! Steel It! No One Will Ever KNOW!! (echoing chat rooms)
RatherLargeToad: A maze, a maze, a maze!
Spades_Slicc: The people of Death Castle are actually in a post commerce society and see no value in gold
tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants Why would they get rid of that one!
beowuuf: don't let the british lawyer stop you
loufghyslaufey: @accountmadeforants "It! Doesn't! END!"
itsr67: Enter the shrine of the silver monkey
itsr67: Don't let the temple guards find you
beowuuf: 96 is 69 in reverse, choose wisely
e_bloc: Wow they hit all the evil dungeon stereotypes
beowuuf: we take bait, don't we?
rosesmcgee: Get on the prediction markets
loufghyslaufey: @accountmadeforants "There & Back": (whimpers) "It doesn't end that way!"
Mr_Horrible: very happy I got back in time to see a rendition of the skull in the powdered wig
e_bloc: His pitch is 'i wrote some annoying torture poems can I use them'
loufghyslaufey: Does no adventurer's guide let you cast "Fist!"?
Aenir798: Yes?
beowuuf: yup
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: The nebulous void doesn't judge.
Astramentha: no
loufghyslaufey: No idea
ErynTzun: >_>
Wolfstrike_NL:
frank_the_great: Naah
ItsMeBrandieB: Nooooo
Omthebox: I dont fuckin know man
Forgotten_Sanity: jump over the light, pit trap
Spades_Slicc: No
margieargie: No comment
Morrigan9: could be
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I can't answer that
niccus: in what context
Strebenherz: We love you regardless
SnackPak_: I plead the 5th
Vinewood_OG: Not a Himbo but plays one on TV
Buxx345: well you call us trogs so we know one end
jadielady: no
Sethalidos: I smell toast
lamina5432: no right answer here
BraveOthello: I have opinion many, but no you shall know!
raulghoulia: I dont think
spo8n: yes no maybe I don’t know
CaptainSpam just shrugs
abaddon2501: Not at all
PharaohBender27: No, you're not stupid, but I *could* see these guys being so devious that walking through the beam is the correct choice.
rosesmcgee: The Kai are people of average intelligence in a world of morons
e_bloc: I mean you walked right into that sleep gas
Mr_Horrible: I have no horse in this race
ItsMeBrandieB:
CaptainSpam: @spo8n Can you repeat the question?
HadesLeprechaun: Definitely a pressure plate on the *other* side of the light beam
e_bloc: And you have the kai discipline of detect sleep gas
mtvcdm: The chat would like to take this opportunity to clarify its past statements. We are committed to...
beowuuf: i've never pondered how dumb you are...
ghizmou: that s an healthy approach
Mr_Horrible: I think about how broad you are
Mr_Horrible: dude, you look huge
PharaohBender27:
@mtvcdm
7gorobei: outcome uncertain, ask again later
PharaohBender27: Ooooff
tdapenguin: Vaccines are a miracle of modern medicine
Mr_Horrible: "we never thought to quantify it, a binary designation was always sufficient"
accountmadeforants:
Would a dumb person have a emote? Checkmate
Invitare: I guess the beam turned off the trap
lamina5432: we are almost ian now
TheAinMAP:
Mr_Horrible: lol, L + Ratio + Flammable
Strebenherz: To answer your question Adam, himbo energy but 18 wisdom
tdapenguin: I would like not death, is that an option
Mr_Horrible: "Health points aren't real" I say to myself as I drive my Ford Focus directly into the blazing inferno store
beowuuf:
adam is a 
Buxx345: he's a genius
beowuuf: health isn't real and the points don't matter
Mr_Horrible: just needed gumption and candoitiveness
aerolend: That's cause your nerve endings are fried.
rosesmcgee: Placeholder art
Mr_Horrible: "He'll HEAR you Greg shut the fuck up"
tdapenguin:
Health points aren't real, says my body to me
Mr_Horrible: can't remember the name of the syndrome, but yeah
Vinewood_OG: "Oh no I lost my hamlet on Fanduel!"
Mr_Horrible: it's rare, and awful
aerolend: No, I mean the one where when your nerve endings are burned, it can feel cold or not feel hot.
beowuuf: do we still have our beautifyl eyebrows and blonde hair?
sporkraptor: lebrosy?
HadesLeprechaun: Were your hair and eyelashes an illusion?
Invitare: King btw
Aenir798: They have problems because they don't know to not do things, like put hands on hot stoves
Mr_Horrible: can't believe they buffed leprosy
Juliamon: You don't last long when you can't feel pain
Mr_Horrible: did they even playtest this?
7gorobei: congenital analgesia
abaddon2501: It's a real thing generic thing, but it's extremely rare
beowuuf: @sporkraptor my headcanon is this is the type of leprosy adam would have.
frank_the_great: That one guy: About time!
wolphiron: The people born without the ability to feel pain tend to damage their bodies when they're young, so they don't always live long if they reach adulthood
aerolend: Also, a movie came out last year with the guy from the Boys about a person who can't feel pain like that. Novocaine (2025)
margieargie: "Oh, Jesus!" "Yeah, what is it?" They buffed leprosy!" "Oh, me!"
rosesmcgee: Jesus says don't look at me, I wanted to buff penicillin
Mr_Horrible: @aerolend oh yeah, the Jack Quaid action comedy?
aerolend: @Mr_Horrible yes
RockPusher:
ButButTheJesus:
gdi 
wolphiron: The people without the ability to feel pain are part of a medical research study to try to find an alternative to painkillers!
ErynTzun: Koala chlamydia ward named for John Oliver, courtesy of Russell Crowe
Mr_Horrible: we live in a strange world
wolphiron: Vaccine is available for the koalas now!
Mr_Horrible:
ErynTzun: Television talk-show host John Oliver pretended Sunday to quit his “Last Week Tonight,” saying his work there was done now that an Australian animal hospital has agreed to name its new koala chlamydia ward after him. After Oliver spent thousands of dollars on a jockstrap that Russell Crowe sold at a charity auction last month, the actor said he asked the facility about the dedication and it was on board. Crowe’s proceeds from the auction included the $7,000 Oliver paid for the jockstrap the ac
Omthebox: These are the thoughts that go through your mind as you traverse the Maze
Juliamon: Because it's a word wholly unrelated to genitals, therefore you can say it in polite company
DeM0nFiRe:
rosesmcgee: Another one started a podcast
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon oh that's extremely plausible actually
RockPusher: "May also be from old, unsafe treatments for gonorrhea"
beowuuf: those flames single?
Valhallan597:
accountmadeforants: Apparently there are two main ways people don't feel pain, some are born without pain receptors, and some do have they don't work properly. So yeah Adam's thing is real.
Mr_Horrible: "I can't ruin his ass, tho!"
Invitare: "We're sealed in a magic barrier. We can't trade with anyone"
accountmadeforants: *are born unable to feel pain, rather
ErynTzun: At some point that was donated by Last Week Tonight to The Last Blockbuster but it went missing when it was closed down
GreyThey: From Wikipedia: "The name "the clap", in reference to the disease, is recorded as early as the sixteenth century, referring to a medieval red-light district in Paris, Les Clapiers. Translating to "The rabbit holes", it was so named for the small huts in which prostitutes worked."
beowuuf: hand! hand! hand! hand! friend hand!
Mr_Horrible: huh, TIL
accountmadeforants:
Omthebox: Hold hands
beowuuf: adam is treating the watchers like twitch chat
accountmadeforants: They're the DMs and the players keep going "nah let's not do that"
aerolend: Hand?! Is that you?!
beowuuf:
we even saw the picture earlier
tdapenguin: Oooh, hand-spider!!! Does it have venom?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No toes.
Sethalidos: Dad?
DeM0nFiRe: Plinth hand's afraid to leave the plinth!
beowuuf: picture was on 198 if we don't get there
Mr_Horrible: starts doing Naruto shit at you
wolphiron: Adam! Draw the maze!
wolphiron: You're forgetting the green plinths and the path continuing straight through the circular room
beowuuf: expanded mindshield
Mr_Horrible: when every encounter is designed around psi-screen
wolphiron: And a little hand in this circle room, like your sword in the original room
wolphiron: nooooooOooo, Adam!
wolphiron: Yessss, thanks Adam!
wolphiron: Raspberry
Omnipotrevor: Customers will absolutely tell you that
Mr_Horrible: owned owned owned owned owned
wolphiron:
Vinewood_OG: "Less chat, more splat. There's a line here, Simpson."
Mr_Horrible: you walked into the Meat Grinder from the end of Roadside Picnic
beowuuf: roll 3-6 for cool picture
Mr_Horrible: survived tho, so you're better than that one guy's dipshit son
Aenir798: Maybe it's illusion magic
beowuuf: leaping hovering hand
aerolend: Terminator would suggest to talk to the hand.
ContingentCat: the mario cart guy
tdapenguin: It's the claaaaw
wolphiron: Big hand boss
beowuuf: yes! picture!
aerolend: Nice manicure.
Mr_Horrible:
damn, slay queen 
beowuuf: eh, perspective
wolphiron: What's the big white glove boss from Smash?
ContingentCat: nice nails though
aerolend: It probably does look bigger on your face.
Juliamon: those nails look so clean
far2muchsarcasm: Oh my God it's a brain sucker
accountmadeforants:
Grabby grabby
aerolend: How?
Omnipotrevor: consuming where?
Mr_Horrible: perfect
ContingentCat: good thing we don't have any
accountmadeforants: Omfg
Omnipotrevor: through the nails?
BusTed: obviously
ArtDecoSunburn: How many human brains make it through this maze? Shouldn't it be emaciated?
wolphiron:
It eats through the eyes
beowuuf:
that scene in the D&D movies where it then walks passed the party because they all use int as their dump stat due to class
accountmadeforants: It puts two fingers to your temple
RockPusher:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Right. You still have your Backpack.
rosesmcgee: Hand got outplayed
Morrigan9: hand only does rock
beowuuf: reliable rock, nothing beats rock
aerolend:
@beowuuf 
wolphiron: With the 2 fingers making it look like a spider, wouldn't it always be scissors?
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Rock hammer?
Gold4XP: Man I have not seen anything from LRR ever since the mtg sketches stopped, cool to see you're all still around lol
Mr_Horrible: "fuck it, IDK, brain-eating hand"
beowuuf: i thought adam would like this one for the fever dream nature of the dungeon crawl
ArtDecoSunburn: I do wish for a reappearance of the Vincent Price taxidermist guy.
Omnipotrevor: I still like the mouse people from the early boo
Mr_Horrible: "it still looks soft and supple"
beowuuf:
@Gold4XP so many things... oh, also mtg sketches still being done of their own website
margieargie: I'm sure it's fine
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nothing could possiblie go wrong.
tdapenguin: Its manicure is still perfect
aerolend: Meanwhile, google says "Rahko manoeuvre" is a vertigo treatment.
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn rock hamster
Aenir798: "Do you check for traps?"
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Ha!
beowuuf: boom! fucking cinema!
accountmadeforants: Oh wow who could've seen this invisible barrier coming!
ButButTheJesus: sure
Mr_Horrible: it gets Scannerz'd
Mr_Horrible: "chalk up another W for Lone Wolf"
beowuuf: mini boss beaten
SnackPak_: he was so sad
rosesmcgee: In soviet death maze, hand catches these
ArtDecoSunburn: The manicurist will cry.
beowuuf: @Mr_Horrible don't think we can count it, it was actually evil and not just a harmless prisoner / animal
Vinewood_OG: Danny Trejo's gonna be pissed
7gorobei: now left hand appears
accountmadeforants:
Mr_Horrible: "Damn this guy's pretty nasty"
beowuuf: #notAWarrior
Mr_Horrible: Mojoworld
lamina5432: oh he'll die now
accountmadeforants: This is the best
beowuuf:
Zahda is so important the magicians of dessi never even mentioned this character existed
Mr_Horrible: Slay the Castle Death 2
Mr_Horrible: @beowuuf "So it's just been taken over by a generic evil? Not a specific guy with a flair for the theatric?" "Nah, just evil."
DeM0nFiRe: The maze is an ult abillity, so it has a long cooldown
tdapenguin: Maybe we can bribe someone with our gold?
Valhallan597:
Mr_Horrible: "Speaking of problems-"
beowuuf: @Mr_Horrible "yeah, sorry, we've just been so distracted since our janitor zahda went missing... "
ContingentCat: no corners
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There was a bulk discount at Plinth Mart.
accountmadeforants: "We've made a bunch of plinths, anyone's got ideas for Problems we could put on these plinths?"
beowuuf: oh no, puzzles and thinking, our only weakness
Omthebox: That guy's got a lot of foreheads
KeytarCat: 2112 guy
e_bloc: Look we don't have a maze but we have a museum. Can we just rename it
accountmadeforants: NEVERMORE
Mr_Horrible: Zoltar Speaks lookin ass
Omthebox: A clock
tdapenguin: 3
beowuuf: you take a severed hand in your stride, but animated statue? mind blown
KeytarCat: "Until the dawn of the following day..."
SnackPak_: Ive gone crossed-eyed
Mr_Horrible: A human being
Spades_Slicc: 1 son 2 daughters
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hint: The number you want is the number of daughters followed by the number of sons, not the total number.
adept_nekomancer: "None once I'm through with them"
accountmadeforants: 3 would work
accountmadeforants: Actually yeah nothing else would work
lamina5432: 3
Thatwasademo: 1 son 2 daughters would mean the sons have 0 brothers though
Thatwasademo: which isn't half of 2
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: errr, other way around, sons then daughters.
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DaFhaye: This hurts my head
Aenir798: yeah 3 doesn't work
jhmv: 3 doesn't work
ContingentCat: "as many as" can be none
accountmadeforants: Or actually yeah that would be weird
Aenir798: 2 isn't twice of 0
SquareDotCube: Is it 0?
Mr_Horrible: 3 daughters 2 sons
SnackPak_:
is it time to bust out the chalkboard? 
Thatwasademo: 01?
tdapenguin: We can fix this with a divide by zero error
Spades_Slicc: We can game this, if the entries don't go to 400 then there can be a max of 3 sons
Mr_Horrible: wait, dammit
wolphiron: 3
Morrigan9: 2-1
lamina5432: can't be more then 3 or his daughter wouldn't have as many sisters as brothers
Firewhiskers: 4 daughters 3 sons
wolphiron: 4 daughters, 3 sons
jhmv: you can dotwo equations
ContingentCat: are there half siblings involved?
Firewhiskers: because each daughter has 3 sisters 3 brothers
Thatwasademo: so 34
tdapenguin: @wolphiron Yess
Mr_Horrible: ah yeah, there we go
Firewhiskers: each sons has 2 brothers 4 sisters
Zodiac_Jackk: Lone Wolf!?!?!?Hell Yeah!
lamina5432: brain hurts
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 34
beowuuf:
Thatwasademo: I would say 01 is also mathematically a valid answer but the problem did actually say "many sisters"
jhmv: d-1 = s d = 2(s-1)
SquareDotCube: Or 7
beowuuf: 3 4
BusTed: What does that 6 indicate
Mr_Horrible:
"immediately below it" so it's 3/4ths
wolphiron: 34
Strebenherz: 43
PharaohBender27: I'm thinking it's 34?
otakon17: I think it's 2 and 1
wolphiron: Sons then daughters
Spades_Slicc: Wait what does that footnote say paul?
Aenir798: It'll probably be obvious if it's wrong
frank_the_great: The lurker crowd stays winning
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Spades_Slicc that the correct section will tell you it is correct
Mr_Horrible:
otakon17: 1 brother, two sisters.
Wolfstrike_NL: 34 and 43, to enter the pool
ContingentCat: Paul's logic sounds good to me
ContingentCat: welp
Pteraspidomorphi: Beej, are you playing Blue Prince on stream or off stream?
wolphiron: @frank_the_great Adam already scolded me for reminding him to update his maze map, IDK if that's winning 😂
tdapenguin: @Zodiac_Jackk Yesss, lone wolf series is the current dice friends, so you have a bunch of vods and upcoming eps!
Sarah_Serinde: That is...a poor description then
beowuuf: you can't fire paul, he makes you quit!
otakon17: oh I was close XD
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Per Adam's instruction, do the mods have to time out Paul?
jhmv: s=3
Juliamon: We can't actually time out Paul, unfortunately
jhmv: d==4
Sarah_Serinde:
I don't find that unfortunate
jhmv: fuck you found it before I solved it
KeytarCat: It's assuming left to right writing, and that you will also assume that...
Sarah_Serinde:
Unlike many in LRR, Paul has never made me want to time him out
Sarah_Serinde: Don't even worry about it
beowuuf:
time out implies coming back
Juliamon: She didn't say you
Juliamon: Why are you making it about yourself
Mr_Horrible:
Sarah has surely never thought "Adam has to be stopped"
SnackPak_: woooow
Strebenherz: Wooooow
PharaohBender27:
Juliamon:
ContingentCat:
ButButTheJesus: adam noooooo
accountmadeforants: Fight fight fight fight fight
ButButTheJesus: not our juliamon
DeM0nFiRe:
wolphiron: Roasted, oh nooooooOooo
Strebenherz: Time to ban Adam?
RockPusher:
If only the mods had the power to mod the streamers
Mr_Horrible: I have to respect Juliamon's bit last Tuesday of timing me out after Adam spared me for yuks
SquareDotCube: And who was the person who made an entire stream about timing out people?
r10pez10: !lovepaul
beowuuf: the maze isn't real and the compass points don't matter
RockPusher: !paullove
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accountmadeforants: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
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wolphiron: No more hand spider, now just regular spiders
Aenir798: Considering this "maze" hasn't had any branching after the very first room, I don't think the direction of the paths matters
r10pez10: thanks anon
KeytarCat: Echo but louder is mic feedback
Mr_Horrible:
margieargie: Uh-oh, you frothed it
Firewhiskers: "I have ridden the mighty Maze Worm!"
wolphiron: Whistle??? Please if we have?
SquareDotCube: If you have three spoons...
beowuuf: higher rank must be higher reward, surely
KeytarCat: @SquareDotCube I haven't had three spoons for a week
otakon17: MENTOK!
otakon17: THE MIND TAKER!
otakon17: OOOOOH WEEE OOOOOOH!
wolphiron: You guys just spooked my cats with those ghost noises 😂
Juliamon: damn, you mindfreaked the poor thing
Aenir798: BEEJ
Izandai: BEEJ
PharaohBender27:
otakon17: ohgod
Vinewood_OG: BEEJ
ButButTheJesus: BEEJ
otakon17: BEEJ NO
beowuuf: we killed another creature! ok, i'm convinced, this is animal killing, sorry chat i doubted you
tdapenguin: @KeytarCat Bummer. Hope things get better
Sarah_Serinde: I too have a sensitive and vulnerable brain
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oudagorg is the name if you are interested
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HorusFive: Soft brain
otakon17: WE'VE BEEN BEEJ FLASHED
HorusFive: Damnit BEEJ
Izandai: When they said "animal control" they meant animal CONTROL.
Juliamon: Shooting would be kinder. This is strangulation
beowuuf: i was expecting snow white t pose animals come to you are friends, not just how do i spit roast this critter quickly
frank_the_great: Three hours in, and Beej still got it
Aenir798: It's animal CONTROL,not animal friendship
tdapenguin: Apparently, we are Animal Control from the 50's
SquareDotCube: It's more who you call when a raccoon is under your floorboards
Mr_Horrible: AUGH MY EARS
beowuuf: thanks paido
Mr_Horrible: the audience members are like "This guy's cool he can stay"
beowuuf: he took your red cloak when you fell down the pit that one time
Vinewood_OG: Michael Winslow?
wolphiron: Aww I was hoping for friendship. Like Engineering rolling for hugging the attacking bear in either a Crapshot or commodoreHUSTLE
Invitare: "You did not come here to kill. You may join us in the audience"
KeytarCat: scrying crystals don't have sound, so he's doing all the sound effects
Mr_Horrible: really gunning for the Oscar, this guy
beowuuf: while we just watch despite being in mortal damger with an audience
aerolend: The Xavier one.
jessicaengle: We were such fools
aerolend: Richard
beowuuf: we go 'awwww' and move on to find a new victim
SnackPak_: Oscar
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can call it Kevin.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oudagorg
otakon17: it sounds like a Carrion Crawler
wolphiron: Wurm?
HorusFive: Look- we could EITHER make it immune to mind blast, or mind control. Not both
Juliamon: ouda
jessicaengle: Wormithy
Vinewood_OG: Wurmantha
frank_the_great: First name Dead, middle name Worm, last name Thing
SquareDotCube: Let's call it To mother Chalomet
HorusFive: His name was Steve. But that doesn't make it less cruel
SquareDotCube: *Timothee
aerolend: Do we know this or are those spoilers?
Jillexie: There is a lot of lore
Mr_Horrible: like when you're rifling through the dollar rare bin and find kino
beowuuf: fun fact about the doomstone - made as an imitation ofthe lorestones. we've encountered one already - in kalte, it was the diamond we could pick up but would kill us with over time
Jillexie: ^
tdapenguin: Yes
7gorobei: yes
Mr_Horrible:
beowuuf: @aerolend spoilers -ish from the end of the book, since this is in the appendix
wolphiron: Hand magic sounds dirty
KWardJenx:
100 Love the choosing of these adventures
Jillexie: Left Handed magic - good, Right Handed magic - evil
beowuuf: sinister dexter but opposite day
Izandai: Hurt people hurt people.
Aenir798: Does this even count as a maze?
Izandai: The Labyrinth.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Corn mazes.
Invitare: The Crystal Maze
Spades_Slicc: Labyrinth of Crete
RatherLargeToad: @jillexie well, left handed magic is sinister
beowuuf: the labyrinth kept away the minotaur from people
tdapenguin: Mazes are fun
whitefirecomix: Tekeshis Castle
e_bloc: Paul McCartney had a whole song about it
jhmv: the minotaur would kill so many more people without the maze
SquareDotCube: Hedge maze
wolphiron: Corn maze that forms a shape
ButButTheJesus: it helped the kid in The Shining?
Firewhiskers: most extreme elimination challenge
jhmv: but they could have just kill him instead of putting him in the maze
KeytarCat: A labyrinth isn't a maze
Izandai: Yeah, but that's separate from the maze itself.
beowuuf: it was a brilliant plan with one tiny flaw
RatherLargeToad: gotta feed the Minotaur
Izandai:
@KeytarCat 
Mr_Horrible: "we got this labyrinth, might as well have it pull double-duty"
Mr_Horrible: that's just a value-add
ArtDecoSunburn: Some would say Kafka's "Das Schloss" is a maze of bureaucracy as a form of warning?
Juliamon: Dumbasses were like "I ain't afraid of some stupid cowboy, hold my beer"
DaFhaye: The minotaur wasn't inherently evil
e_bloc: Look, juries are expensive, mazes are a sunk cost
wolphiron: They fed the minotaur preteens each year
Izandai: @jhmv What, you wanna kill the king's son? Uh, okay, good luck with that.
Jillexie: Spoilers for Circe, Beej.
Mr_Horrible: "I will build a labyrinth to house the regards!"
e_bloc: Natural causes
beowuuf: labyrinths have no branching paths, so basically once they realised it wasn't a maze, they needed to distract the moinotaur
Invitare: you're just giving the Minotaur some roomates
Vinewood_OG: "Bing bango bongo, done by noon."
ArtDecoSunburn: Borges' Library of Babel is a sort of maze.
ContingentCat: keep asking questions and you go in the laborynth
Izandai:
@beowuuf
CaptainSpam: "Sir, this is a despotic medieval-like world, but there's still things you just can't do."
ButButTheJesus: Climbin Up That Worm
TheAinMAP:
whitefirecomix: Stupid sexy worm
beowuuf: that oglaf cartoon about the designer who wants to build a labyrinth
ArtDecoSunburn: It's like a magical surgical theater.
beowuuf: we see the matrix! we're like neo if he just cheated by torturing a spider to death
Juliamon: GET THAT MAN, HE'S OOB
iarethel0ser: Massive brain? The maze is perfectly smooth!
Juliamon: Lone Speedrunner
ArtDecoSunburn: There was that 1980s puzzle book "Maze." Somebody won $10,000 for solving that. A least one winner.
Firewhiskers: Mazes Done Quick
Aenir798: "He escaped the skybox!"
Vinewood_OG: Guards, we've got a speedrunner!
beowuuf: zahda feel for the ol' kahn 2D thinking
DeM0nFiRe: This was supposed to be a no out of bounds speedrun!
beowuuf: *khan
beowuuf: oh NOW we use pathsmanship????
Astramentha: maze speedrun any%
beowuuf: now we're OUT of the MAZE
Juliamon: Let's start a prison riot
accountmadeforants: I'm at the guard room. I'm at the torture chamber. I'm at the combination guard room-torture chamber
beowuuf:
and we're all out of spiders to
SnackPak_: everyone loves a prison riot
margieargie:
Izandai: At least you're not Wheeler.
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants KFC's rebranding is so weird these days.
beowuuf: adam has to (passive) or adam has to (active choice)
whitefirecomix: He keeps making good content, that scoundrel!
Vinewood_OG: DA RULAAA
beowuuf: paul looks to his desk where a big dial is going from $$$ to 'fire'
beowuuf: dark and darker
RatherLargeToad: pitiful torture
Izandai:
Strebenherz: What if they're into it
beowuuf: LOL
frank_the_great: If you've never been captured and tortured, are you even living?
SnackPak_: nintendo games and blue prince
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's still got a relatively sizeable community to my knowledge
margieargie: As opposed to family computers, I guess
beowuuf: not falling for that again for the first time
BluTGI: Bet the sword is haunted.
beowuuf:
i guess there was a bit later where it assumed you took the sword
accountmadeforants: Can't wait for the Magna Kai's sword tier list
beowuuf: anjd that was the fix
beowuuf: D'Val's Sword tier I not even close
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There is only one way to find out
SnackPak_: its a centipede now
ArtDecoSunburn: It's like the board game "Arydia," where your starting weapons are explicitly, aggressively low quality.
teaandvalkyries: one hundred tap shoes
BusTed: grubby
SnackPak_: that's the appeal of these streams
BusTed: embrace 👏 whimsy 👏
Wolfstrike_NL: the last one, you left a bunch of crippled people behind
ArtDecoSunburn: Again, one of my favorite bits from these streams was last edition's whimsical, poisoning Vincent Price like taxidermist.
accountmadeforants: I still can't get over how in my language centipedes are "thousandlegs" and millipedes are "millionlegs" like damn maybe stick to something *slightly* more realistic?
beowuuf:
aww, we missed killing the babies? dammit
SnackPak_: free lunch!
accountmadeforants: That snake has a child now
Mr_Horrible: love to reverse time in The Maze
accountmadeforants: That snake born in 2004? They have a child now
BluTGI: Lethal Bolt sounds like a great 90s tv show
beowuuf: that sword shoots iron filings
beowuuf: rusty ones
ArtDecoSunburn: @BluTGI Clearly syndicated and starring Lorenzo Lamas.
KeytarCat: 192
Omthebox: Tetanus magic
accountmadeforants: Rust doesn't actually give you tetanus
GreyThey: ^
accountmadeforants: Tetanus is in the soil
beowuuf: already smoked his oede rather than wait for tetnus
Programmerman1: tiddle dee dee, that will require a tetanus shot!
Izandai:
BluTGI: lmao
accountmadeforants: I will not be silenced!
Mr_Horrible: "Did tetanus make this post?"
margieargie: "Um, actually..."
beowuuf: he gets tinitus and the ringing drives him mad
wolphiron: The bacteria is in the soil too
accountmadeforants: Yeah the stepping on a rusty nail thing
Mr_Horrible: the Zahda's Disease
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @beowuuf The sword is iron, not tin.
beowuuf:
@Dread_Pirate_Westley boo
Izandai: Yeah, the association is that if you step on something sharp outside and tetanus bacteria get in the wound, the thing you stepped on was probably metal, and therefore rusty.
wolphiron: Tetanus can come from gardening, rip
BluTGI: @ArtDecoSunburn I need the dvds!
beowuuf: yeah, gout bad. have someone at work similarly afflicted
beowuuf: oooh art!
margieargie: Hey, they could be especially beautiful tapestries!
Invitare: reminder that you can turn invisible
Firewhiskers: This feels like you're in an RE Umbrella mansion
frank_the_great: I can clearly see you
beowuuf: i mean blend in, "invisible"
Spades_Slicc: So how tetnus works is that the bacteria needs a low oxygen environment to grow to levels harmful to humans, rusty metal leaves tiny splinters covered in the bacteria in the skin, upper skin layers don't have many capilarries and is low oxygen
frank_the_great: Paul might be invisible
BluTGI: Bet the maze has all been a dream.
ArtDecoSunburn: @BluTGI #CancelledTooSoon. I bet it co-starred Ron Perlman, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, and a cameo from George Plimpton.
ButButTheJesus: Silent Hill 2 rules?
Izandai:
This is why it's a maze.
lamina5432: magic
accountmadeforants: @Izandai Every time I hear the rust=tetanus thing I picture someone cutting their feet with clean, autoclaved nail instead and still getting tetanus.
Aenir798: ~illusion magic~
SnackPak_: you gotta ring the bell first
NoxStryx: Pit too up
Izandai: @accountmadeforants Definitely possible if you walk around outside barefoot afterwards!
beowuuf: aww, we missed paido's brother
BusTed: 🐬 🐬 🐬
beowuuf: ah, nm
Serpens77: Title Drop!
BluTGI: RIP Lone wolf
beowuuf: how ironic....we were killed in the very manner that the castle was named for
NoxStryx: A kai master? A? The Kai Master! Thank you very much
BusTed: hey they sun-ray'd us
beowuuf: if only we had the sommerswerd, we could have absorbed that magic
BusTed: that's our thing
DeM0nFiRe: I like that he is more upset that you are gonna steal from him than when he thought you were gonna kill him
SnackPak_:
jessicaengle: o7
Izandai: Oops.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Serpens77 Cue slow version of 80s pop song in haunting off-key cover.
TheAinMAP: I think they really like handing out that penalty.
tdapenguin: Aw, I thought the penalty was going to be having to sit in the corner for awhile
beowuuf: welp, good streams, no restarts
dougma: o7
jessicaengle: No zombie Wolf
Omnipotrevor: cannot be regenerated
beowuuf: you didn't get your stuff before going ot the boss
accountmadeforants: Art appreciation kills Adam!
BusTed:
BluTGI: Big fisting energy
SnackPak_: so good
Izandai: Oh yeah I wanna know what passage that goes with.
accountmadeforants: That's very good
accountmadeforants: @BusTed Omfg that's great
beowuuf: litereally
RvLeshrac: Left-handed magic is more impressive, because most wands are made for right-handed people.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: In the Lone WOlf world, right handed magic is evil, left handed is good
DaFhaye: I never thought about if it would be harder to cast with your non dominant hand.
Aenir798: WHAT
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
beowuuf: welp, never found secrets doors around before
Invitare: Servent passages
Programmerman1:
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters How sinister!
beowuuf: no secret doors in this place before
tdapenguin: Secret tunnel!!
accountmadeforants: @DaFhaye I imagine it would if it's one of those "you feel the magic flow through you" magic systems
ContingentCat: it would really be unfortunate for the big right hand to be left handed
ThePixelSavage: right handed magic is probably a nod to the left-handed and right- handed path in esotericism @LoadingReadyRun
accountmadeforants: Like you picture the magic flowing through you but you picture it flowing to the wrong hand
RvLeshrac: His guards may be unaware.
BluTGI: Zahda's trash chute
Invitare: an entire tunnel of pure, polished steel, would cost a fortune in this era
ghizmou: he might have bought it without inspection or warranty
RvLeshrac: Because maybe the door is to escape from his own guards in the event of an uprising.
SnackPak_: it's their day off!
rosesmcgee: And he was 2 days from retirement
Programmerman1: mandatory training was taken up too much with torture to cover secret passages
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Invitare A wizard did it?
beowuuf: zahda doens't want to tell guards all the secret doors in case he has to run away from them, due to them being pissed off about their maze show being cancelled
GamerCat88: The maze is like the Winchester mansion
SnackPak_: boo!
Mr_Horrible: we're building a rich lore for this castle
PharaohBender27:
ArtDecoSunburn: Our stuff b
accountmadeforants: Honestly I'd rate this castle above Castle Wolfenstein, would recommend.
accountmadeforants: Maze much funnier
tdapenguin: That's gotta be so slippery
BluTGI: Iron deficiency strikes again.
GamerCat88: awh snap, our stuff!
Jillexie: Have the laser sword again!
beowuuf: i like aludel's age-numbered albums
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe have at least a few guards in the room with the gear of the guy you caught.
GamerCat88: full circle
Mr_Horrible:
"score!" 
ButButTheJesus: Sord!
PharaohBender27:
@accountmadeforants Which version of Castle Wolfenstein?
Izandai:
Mr_Horrible:
"make 'em work for it!" 
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Maybe below Castle Falkenstein, tied with Castle Wittgenstein.
tdapenguin: Removed all the tetanus too
beowuuf:
gamebooks let you see how terrible if you don'#t find it zahda no scopes you
Mr_Horrible: "you're back on your bullshit"
Programmerman1: i love that Weapons is capitalized
accountmadeforants: I'm remembering all the trouble Beej went through in Betrayal at Krondor to keep all the gear that would be stolen from him.
beowuuf: wristulet
BluTGI: Toe Amulet
Mr_Horrible: wear the amulet over your shoulder like a sash
Sogheim: Diablo games taught me amulets are only around the neck.
GamerCat88: tie amulet
GamerCat88: kai master of greed
ArtDecoSunburn: Don't forget the special dagger!
beowuuf: bluesteel lets vakeros cast old kingdom magic, at least according to the RPG but i don't think that was 100% canon
Mr_Horrible: using my enchanted lance to reach the top shelf
KeytarCat: Dungeoneering tool
accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 Probably the one contemporary to this book... so the MS-DOS one?
ButButTheJesus:
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants Ah, so the OG. Though this book predates even that by like 6 years.
Izandai:
beowuuf: the weirder one is nexus actually allowing you to not have your equipment anymore rather than lettingt you die
BusTed: judgey
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The gold key was from actually fighting the toad-worm.
GamerCat88: walked 40 miles both ways up hill in the snow to get to school
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Can't spell Kai Master without KayPro.
jessicaengle: Wow. A million cats
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accountmadeforants:
@PharaohBender27 Wikipedia says it was published in 86, so Castle Wolfenstein for MS-DOS predates it, I was right by accident! 
accountmadeforants:
(Or wikipedia is wrong! )
KeytarCat: You found his central heating
ArtDecoSunburn: It's the tube for his heated throne seat?
morgoth_bauglyr: that guy hat throme heating!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But he also put in something to protect you from the heat in the room
morgoth_bauglyr: throne*
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants OK I had been unaware of a game before Wolfenstein 3D, which is what I played as a kid. I'll take the L.
loufghyslaufey: Cool tunnel, Secrets. Do you go... "through a mountain"? <(=w=)>
jessicaengle:
Mr_Horrible: "Owwww! That stings!
Firewhiskers: Wait we were just behind the throne
beowuuf: hah, eat a power staff zahda
BluTGI: Oh god. Not the Platinum rod!
Invitare: wait was Zahda HIDING behind the throne??? Waiting for you?
DaFhaye: You know that's a good point. Why are evil lairs often times designed so uncomfy.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What's about to happen?
beowuuf: he was sitting on the throne and we were behind the throne
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Didn't we come from behind the throne?
beowuuf: big throne
jessicaengle: It's the throne with two backs
tdapenguin: Wait, is The Hunt coming?
accountmadeforants:
@PharaohBender27 I was also born (just) after the original Wolfenstein, but my grade school(-equivalent)'s PCs were all still MS-DOS so I'm hyper-aware of various MS-DOS games (like Prince of Persia)
Programmerman1: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
CaptainSpam: Didn't you come in from behind his throne?
Mr_Horrible: "You know how much I paid for that????"
Izandai: He was in front of the throne, wasn't he? You entered the room from behind the throne.
loufghyslaufey: Uh oh. Has Zadha's "bill" come through for them?
ArtDecoSunburn: @jessicaengle No wonder it's so sticky.
beowuuf: get in losers, we're going ot the roof
ArtDecoSunburn: @loufghyslaufey He should have read "Faust."
spo8n: murder bells!
loufghyslaufey: Them owing a debt to a greater power for their power?
jessicaengle: Yay we got it!
PharaohBender27:
@accountmadeforants I mean, Wolfenstein 3D was also MS-DOS. I remember having to type Ctrl
wolf3d or something like that to launch it.
GamerCat88: post Lorestone clarity
Mr_Horrible: this is now a Disco Elysium stream
jessicaengle: We grew as a person!
loufghyslaufey: So... that's a good thing Adam? In this instance?
jchinnock: no! it’s the children who are wrong
couchboyj: Avril Lavenge has told you what life's like
Mr_Horrible: Full Zahda Gooch
RatherLargeToad: the Kai discipline of Zero G Battle
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Small boulders the size of large rocks.
beowuuf: rat sized horse or puppy sized horse? or hand sized horse?
jessicaengle: A boulder the size of a pony is still a huge boulder
Firewhiskers: A large boulder the size of a small boulder
Izandai: Watch out, he's throwing giant hunks of rock at ya!
Firewhiskers: Simon Belmont steps next to you and says, "First time, huh?"
RatherLargeToad: Beach episode
accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 Oh yeah I phrased that weirdly, though thinking on it, I don't think I actually ever *launched* Wolfenstein 3D myself, I only ever got to try it at a friend's house
GamerCat88: full send
Omthebox: Tragically.
BusTed:
Izandai:
accountmadeforants: Lmao
jessicaengle:
accountmadeforants:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If only we had some sort of Platinum Amulet that could protect us from high temperatures.
couchboyj: Should have taken the Kai Discipline of the Rule of Cool
Mr_Horrible: "Dies to hot water"
jessicaengle:
That's horrific
PharaohBender27: Welp
beowuuf: hey, our mission succeeded... only our life ends here
spo8n: like cooking a lobster!
Mr_Horrible: the classic WoW problem of jumping into water but it's not deep enough to swim so you still take fall damage
jessicaengle: Empathy didn't save us from boiling ourself alive
accountmadeforants: We're really in hot water now
beowuuf: i hate book 7 just zeroes your backpack at the end
Juliamon: wow what the fuck is this
Juliamon: that's awful
Jillexie: @beowuuf I chose to ignore it when I played.
BusTed: "fetid" deemed too much
beowuuf:
wow, old book never asks about the power key , new book does lol
Juliamon: also this feels hella racist
Izandai: WOW
Mr_Horrible: oh my
BusTed: 😬
Izandai:
morgoth_bauglyr: oooffff
ContingentCat: wow
beowuuf:
@Jillexie i choose to pre-emptively allow safekeeping ahead of book 8
Darleysam: HUH.
GreyThey: Yikes
margieargie: Uh. Yeah...
accountmadeforants:
GhostValv:
Astramentha: YIKES
ghyllnox: Hm.
Jillexie: WOW
ContingentCat: good edit yeaaaah
PharaohBender27: *Yikes^
YFiddler: fair
Thefluffiestguineapig:
frank_the_great: good edit, good edit
Darleysam: I wonder how those phone calls went!
ButButTheJesus: GAH
Mr_Horrible:
jessicaengle:
ArtDecoSunburn: Yikes. "Camp of the Saints" on line two.
Invitare: ouede encrusted
beowuuf: pink skinned would have been so much better for 'lack of fur'
Izandai: HANG ON
ArtDecoSunburn: @Invitare Nothing like wee against boiling water.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Special items don't go in the backpack
jhmv: that's a wizard
RatherLargeToad: Santa Kai
jessicaengle: Does that mean in book 6 we had that Bronze warhammer in our pocket?
accountmadeforants: That's Paul
Mr_Horrible: mildly Ridcully-shaped
ArtDecoSunburn: I like the array of hats in this series' illustrations.
Invitare: wait why would you go towards the eruption???
beowuuf: @jessicaengle nah, the good weapons we just tied to our body in fun ways unlike normal weapons
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible I feel like Ridcully would be fishing
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants likely
ArtDecoSunburn: @RatherLargeToad He complains a bout how crappy each town is when he delivers presents.
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beowuuf: joke's on him, we already consumed it to power our boom sword
PharaohBender27:
369
beowuuf: learn how to die of sniffles
beowuuf: learn how to ask banedon for help
Mr_Horrible: "I had to participate in an episode of Pawn Stars for this one"
Juliamon: Wondered how long he'd keep the voice going
beowuuf: learn how to ask lone wolf to get rid of the big scary powdered wig wearer
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants: That's all folks!
shendaras:
PharaohBender27:
accountmadeforants:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Section 1. You see the Lorestone. If you choose to pick it up, turn to Section 350. If not, rocks fall and your life and quest end here.
tdapenguin:
Mr_Horrible:
beowuuf: Paido and Lone Wolf go to Templecastle
CaptainSpam: Good stuff!
far2muchsarcasm: Yay fun!
GamerCat88:
HorusFive:
ghizmou:
jessicaengle:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
lamina5432: gg
beowuuf: thanks for the fun stream once more
Aenir798: @Juliamon Waiting for him to still be using it during the sub scroll
jhmv: gg
jadielady: ty for the stream!
margieargie: The lightning sheet guy is gonna be one of the most important recurring characters from now on
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: These are always fun
Wolfstrike_NL:
HorusFive:
700
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Old time radio propmaster.
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beowuuf: my headcanon is the noise guy was paido
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beowuuf:
ArtDecoSunburn: Thanks for this entertainment, LRR.
tdapenguin:
Yay, thanks for the stream! This was a fun time
PharaohBender27: Season 3 was so good
abaddon2501: Ty for a great way to spend my Saturday. My wife and I love these streams. You guys are awesome.
Programmerman1: mutually beneficial commerce!
beowuuf: bok 5 split in two
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants:
Maybe if you turned left there was an actual maze
Izandai: gottem
beowuuf: odd given this feels like this had more choices it felt like and less narrative
HorusFive: Still got it
Vinewood_OG: Nice!
Izandai:
He can still do his one joke.
ArtDecoSunburn: Like what?
beowuuf: five more and the magnakai is a very good dismount
Strebenherz:
shendaras:
jessicaengle: @Izandai Also, "The turkey's a little dry"
beowuuf: *end
KWardJenx: Love these!
accountmadeforants: I love these streams so good to know
Aenir798: How many years of Lone Wolfdoes that mean?
Astramentha: yay!
HorusFive: The Booking will continue until morale improves
ghizmou: I enjoy these a lot
beowuuf: byyyyye
abaddon2501: Sorry dude. she's all mine
jessicaengle:
ContingentCat: just us stinkies
accountmadeforants: @Aenir798 Oh yeah aren't there like a billion of these?
TheAinMAP: !next
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ghizmou: there's 31 lone wolf books
beowuuf: i still need to watch last E33 farewell
PharaohBender27: @ghizmou Dang
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
beowuuf: @ghizmou soon to be 32, then finally 33
Juliamon: oh hey, highlights went up during the stream
ContingentCat:
Brave New Faves tonight too remember
beowuuf: cool!
accountmadeforants:
Oh, so exactly 2 years of Lone Wolf books left
beowuuf: book 12 is a very good stopping point given it originally was the end point of the series
Serpens77: Life is like a Send Codes...
jessicaengle: Good Guy James
Sarah_Serinde: He didn't know yesterday
SnackPak_: classic nightbook
HorusFive:
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Isn't Kathleen in Vegas, though? Or is she doing one on the road?
NoxStryx: Or is it graham guest brave new faves
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 oh maybe not then whoops
SnackPak_: thats why Nelly is the goat
jessicaengle: Love a good dad goat
accountmadeforants: Ingrid canonically knows about 6 7 so that's something
accountmadeforants: She's basically a god, and she's just there for entertainment
ButButTheJesus: wait, fireballs aren't real?!
SquareDotCube: Blanka's been there since 2
SquareDotCube: And then you have Seth
SnackPak_: ooo
SquareDotCube: Gavin?
Juliamon: THE Gavin of "GAVIN?" fame
accountmadeforants: GAVIN
beowuuf: lol
RockPusher: Gavin!
Serpens77: oops, typo on GavV's name
TheAinMAP:
Dog_of_Myth:
PharaohBender27:
jessicaengle:
beowuuf: o7 thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Mr_Horrible: good stream good times
KWardJenx: Loved this. Thankyou, all!
PharaohBender27: I did!
Jigokuro: Oh?
accountmadeforants: Yeah I mentioned it at the start, neat!
HorusFive: Very sleek
Juliamon: One month, two month, and then yearlies
ContingentCat: so pretty
SnackPak_: fuckin wild
Programmerman1: good problems to have
ContingentCat: good unexpected thing
RockPusher:
HorusFive: What even is time
beowuuf: i'n gunna hit 100 soon, yay
accountmadeforants: I really do wonder how many Twitch channels are out there with badges that go that high
shendaras:
far2muchsarcasm:
NullColaShip: Shiny
DeM0nFiRe:
ContingentCat: pay by choice too
Astramentha: the metric year
Programmerman1: yeah adge are the worst
beowuuf: adam's perfect vtuber avatar is worth the price alone
jadielady: I'm an emote goblin
RockPusher: It's an investment in you Adam!
jessicaengle: Byeeeeee
beowuuf: byyyyyye (so sleepy)
Juliamon: Go watch the highlights
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Wolfstrike_NL: I want Adam to be able to enjoy a burger from time to time
accountmadeforants: Byyyyyyyeeeeee
ContingentCat:
thanks lads
beowuuf: luckily moving from couch to bed will wake me up enough to allow highlights to be watched
jessicaengle:
Thanks Juliamon! 
margieargie: Jokes on you, I'm moving to another LRR thing (The Panalysts and then highlights)
Juliamon: Also Panalysts
Vinewood_OG: @Juliamon Highlights and Panalysts? Praise GORB!
beowuuf: i snuck in panalysts just before this stream (the earlier start made it close run)
r10pez10: hey these canadian internet comedians are pretty funny
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