KeytarCat: I'm no longer ~~immediately~~ ill!
KeytarCat: turns out doing shit all but hydrating for four days will hasten a cold off
SaxPython:
SaxPython: !next
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e_bloc watched 95 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
and I have a thesis for each one
letfireraindown: wooo
LordZarano: Send Café
e_bloc: rhythm codes?
IbunWest:
LordZarano watched 310 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
PrideRise
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy! 
e_bloc:
Micalovits: "in the chat"
RandomTrivia:
Pffft, Canada isn't a real place 
PharaohBender27: I was aware you are Canadian
RatherLargeToad: There’s a chat?!?
Wolfstrike_NL: it
maclaglen: You're Canadian!?!
e_bloc: I figured out last month
iarethel0ser: "It".
Vinewood_OG: It's been mentioned once or twice.
pimiento:
letfireraindown: Yeah I vaguely picked up that lrr is canadian HA😂🤣
RandomTrivia:
lockneff: Looking forward to this one! I loved Sequence so I was happy to find out the dev had a new game out.
adept_nekomancer: I don't have a proper canada emote, but if I did I'd post it.
e_bloc: unfortunately I only have proof of laziness
Vinewood_OG: "March 32nd"
Wolfstrike_NL:
A long, long time ago.... 
SaxPython: Up With Dewey
KeytarCat: FUCK Dewey
e_bloc: I feel like that sort of record has been used as information in more than one video game
Manae: When the card filled up, it generally meant it was time to get a new one. Library books only get so many borrows before they are moved out of the collection due to wear
PharaohBender27: I guess it would depend on how the "subject" of the game is classified?
RatherLargeToad: might be in the Huey or Lewy decimal systems
aerolend: "794.82: Computer Games by Genre"
e_bloc: thats why they have carts
KeytarCat: The only Masters program I've contemplated is library science
SaxPython: @KeytarCat Ok I was meme-ing, but I've never heard anyone have an opinion about Dewey Decimil. You gotta tell me what's up
e_bloc: I worked in the special collections of my college library, and even I put them in the wrong place sometimes
Wolfstrike_NL: Taken to the bookshelf upstate
lockneff: Cane Dewey?
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat I'll still take Dewey over Library of Congress. That shit's nigh-impenetrable for me.
RandomTrivia: Adding "book scoliosis" to the list of Brand New Phrases that no one was expecting to hear today
KeytarCat: @SaxPython He was a raging bigot, developed Library Science as a place for womenfolk to be educated in finding resources for the real researchers. Also tremendously racist. truly an awful guy
PharaohBender27: Is it also hot for this time of year in Victoria like it is in Portland?
e_bloc: hold him at knifepoint?
SaxPython:
woah ok... but is it an ok organization system?
PharaohBender27: Season 3 of the Panalysts was excellent.
KeytarCat: @SaxPython no idea!
SaxPython:
pimiento: people should do the traditional double feature with grave and totoro
IbunWest: That was my introduction to Ghibli
KeytarCat: Any time I've asked about the Dewey decimal system I get a rundown on why nothing he did should be venerated and we should forget his name
PharaohBender27: @SaxPython It has its pros and cons, but like I said earlier, I prefer it over Library of Congress cataloging system. For the latter, you sometimes have to do roundabout complicated math to come up with the cutter numbers.
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, neat
e_bloc: no shit
PharaohBender27: Oh right, I got that album thanks to Graham boosting a Bluesky post about it!
RandomTrivia: The character designs are giving so much HiFi Rush
e_bloc: after the last LRL, RPG does not narrow it down that much
IbunWest: Games should start at 50% volume by default.
KeytarCat: the font in the description box didn't change size...
Shadowsoflife: o/
RandomTrivia: Ultra Foliage: "leaf no pixel undrawn"
e_bloc: its good to remember the future
KeytarCat: Mathematical!
RandomTrivia: (cardioid is the shape which the polar pattern named that is)
RandomTrivia: It's heart-shaped
RandomTrivia: (as in "cardi")
adept_nekomancer: TV (decorative)
Micalovits: That, or some very well hidden cables
e_bloc: its an alternate universe with wireless electricity
adept_nekomancer: A sharp observation, Ian.
Cptasparagus: at least its not like "The Flats, by Rascal"
e_bloc: I did not key in on that
RatherLargeToad: and their partner, Mulley
RandomTrivia: Smolder Fanboy is absolutely someone's D&D character
Cptasparagus: @e_bloc the realization might change your tune
aerolend:
How's the Flats a pun? 
adept_nekomancer: If you don't like puns, this game might be treble.
e_bloc: @Cptasparagus lets play it by ear
Micalovits: Mood
aerolend: @e_bloc Ah, right.
SaxPython: The stage reminds me of the game where we made a space opera for aliens
e_bloc: is this a pokemon game
e_bloc: where you have to battle everyone you interact with
aerolend: Socks or leg warmers?
Shadowsoflife: it is now @e_bloc
e_bloc: you know what, thats pretty clever
Cptasparagus: I was not expecting physical violence lol
letfireraindown: Absolute Territory mentioned 🤣 I love ZR on ladies!
e_bloc: they must have an otherfans
KeytarCat: I got a girlpop for ya
e_bloc: I feel like there was a bit in ffx like that
RatherLargeToad: might be Vulcan
Invitare: She's called Cadence and there's not a single Necrodancer in sigh
e_bloc: yes and I will not explain
RandomTrivia:
e_bloc: the twist is this is just future north korea and smoulder is headed by the dear leader's child
RatherLargeToad: is it better or worse than frothing?
Shadowsoflife:
RatherLargeToad: important water
PharaohBender27: OK Googling "Cerrin" (making sure to not include AI results) got nothing, but trying "Serrin" got me an entry from the Licanius Trilogy Wiki that starts, "A Gifted from Caeden's past . . ." Probably unrealted, though.
definenull: is this rewrite the stars?
RandomTrivia: Oh my gods, it's an "I want" song, this IS a Disney movie!
e_bloc: this has a 1st act of a disney movie vibe for me
ArtDecoSunburn: So this is "Fame" the game?
definenull: oh wait nvm yeah its just a classic pop 'bait' music
omdorastrix: Light: Fright, Bright, Height, Kite, Mite, Bite...
adept_nekomancer: @e_bloc Disney meets Stray Gods
RatherLargeToad:
remember: if you play music that people like then you are a sell out 
e_bloc: instant validation
e_bloc: if thats what public was like I would become more of a recluse
RandomTrivia: Looking forward to the establishing villain song, presumably in the next hour or so
RandomTrivia: Count Olaf?
KeytarCat: I'm a little upset that that part wasn't the bridge...
Pteraspidomorphi: He seems nice
KeytarCat: Never go to a contest for critique
RandomTrivia: Welp, rip the dream, everyone go home I guess
e_bloc: alright we got some cheap heat for the villian
Invitare: Young Man. There's no need to feel down.
RandomTrivia: There's no need to feel down
Micalovits: Peak Alucard
RandomTrivia:
Invitare
KeytarCat: Oh no, it's Genshin McImpact!
ArtDecoSunburn: @KeytarCat People who wear capes never give positive criticisms. See Frank Lloyd Wright, Ayn Rand, Alexander Woolcott.
SaxPython:
e_bloc: Gershwin Impact?
RandomTrivia: @KeytarCat This broke me, I only just stopped laughing
kingandcommoner: That voice is not nearly upper class enough for that outfit
Sarah_Serinde: this seems like a conflict of interest
ArtDecoSunburn: Are these WOD Vampire: The Masquerade style bloodsuckers, all committees and paperwork?
e_bloc: spoilers
definenull:
N8Maple: Wampire: "Let me suck, before you go go!"
KeytarCat: @RandomTrivia ^_^
omdorastrix: Is this some kind of Monster-Colon-The Ominous word type crossover
e_bloc: thanks Ian, now I am too
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RhoxPaperScissors:
Shadowsoflife: @ArtDecoSunburn Venture?
RatherLargeToad: they will tell ya what they want, what they really really want
Pteraspidomorphi:
ArtDecoSunburn: @omdorastrix It's giving that 90s vibe.
adept_nekomancer:
kingandcommoner: The Syncovox
kingandcommoner: obviously
pimiento: bellophone
RandomTrivia: You can still give someone a bell though
UnknownFriday: It's ICQ, right?
ArtDecoSunburn: I still call my phone an Ameche, like I'm from the Forties
Vinewood_OG: The Spambox
Shadowsoflife:
e_bloc: its a ma bell device
aerolend: Arc Raiders
RandomTrivia: He's a seal?
kingandcommoner: Your first name better not be John
RatherLargeToad: A to the L to the E X ander
Invitare: Genshin intensifies
N8Maple: "I don't know." - "Third base."
definenull: don't tempt me with a good time \j
ArtDecoSunburn: @RatherLargeToad It's a Musk youngling?
UnknownFriday: It's gonna have a microphone for a handle.
adept_nekomancer: "Have you ever fought any deities or carried around lots of crystals and potions? I'm looking for the warning signs of Final Fantasy protagonist"
Cptasparagus: Settlers of Catana?
RatherLargeToad: when all my troubles seemed so far away
PharaohBender27:
aerolend: Isn't pretending it's still yesterday what you do when you stay awake throughout the night?
RandomTrivia: A mulligan?
ArtDecoSunburn: @UnknownFriday I knew a guy in 2003 who wired a bakelite phone handle into his Razr fliphone.
PharaohBender27: How many shells' worth is 4 pounds of mussels!?
KeytarCat: reminds me that my least favorite thing to hear is "I wish you hadn't said that"
RandomTrivia: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh I love that. I once thought about some kind of USB headset that is in an old-timey telephone handset
ArtDecoSunburn: @aerolend Nice way to describe the ache of nostalgia, or the stomach churn of the uncertainty of tomorrow.
KeytarCat: this sounds like BGC alright
Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 slightly less then 4 pounds
LordZarano: bathroofm
e_bloc: we are an unestablished musician and this is where we live?
ArtDecoSunburn: This is definitely an alternate world with zeppelins, isn't it?
e_bloc: does that mean no hentai
RatherLargeToad: and suddenly…aliens!
NotCainNorAbel:
PharaohBender27:
!
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc No WWII, no nukes, no tentacles, so nope.
e_bloc: I would settle for mexican radio
Micalovits: I could go for some good snacks
ArtDecoSunburn: @RandomTrivia You should. A princess phone, or one of those wall receivers.
Juliamon: So, yes?
KeytarCat: A cadre, you say?
definenull: "no, I mean for me"
Juliamon: tsuntsun
ArtDecoSunburn: Is everyone here a vampire since the sky is apparently always red?
RandomTrivia: D'aww, the little chibi vampire
e_bloc: yeah 'possible vampire' is some people's whole interest
letfireraindown: I wouldn't say cute, but attractive yes?
adept_nekomancer: He even has a chibi icon of himself
PharaohBender27:
But Grammys are worthless, Ian! 
RatherLargeToad: this is not what Private Key means
ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer Maybe in this world all mainstream art is chibi, and realism/representational portrayals are seen as "cute."
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 I hear the grammy is polka carried weight in that tiny community.
definenull: many things need that hifi rush attitude
KeytarCat: Beef Lat
ArtDecoSunburn: Studying architecture will clearly get us in with Sharp, the cap guy, Iam.
UnknownFriday: One's Duncan.,
RandomTrivia: Let's face it, none of the names are accidental
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Micalovits: I want someone to just be "Bob"
e_bloc: can I get a Stan Za
letfireraindown: Clef or clif
SaxPython: forte
UnknownFriday: Mr. Idaho.
kingandcommoner: Duncan Donahue, aka : DunDon
ArtDecoSunburn: Council of Fifths? Are we getting into Holy Roman Empire standing committee?
PharaohBender27:
RandomTrivia: Ok that one is tenuous
RandomTrivia:
Vinewood_OG: The irony being idaho looks like a chair being sat on by Montanass
e_bloc:
ArtDecoSunburn: @UnknownFriday Our own private?
RandomTrivia: Which one is she?
kingandcommoner: We're Phoenix Wrighting it I see
Shadowsoflife: Yes
Cptasparagus: shes probably a fine girl
e_bloc: what a good wife she would be. wait thats not right
kingandcommoner: Ophelia "Off" Tempo
Micalovits: Are you sure Kathleen didn't help write puns for this one?
e_bloc: there is something to be said for being unapologetically punny
ArtDecoSunburn: What musical industry vacated to open up the factory lofts for the J-Pop gentrified district?
Juliamon: "11/10 head protection"
e_bloc: why not both
e_bloc: @Juliamon oh this is very good
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Keep it in case we come to a bar by the sea.
kingandcommoner: I got enough music pun names from Eternal Sonata to last a lifetime, and yet here we are
ArtDecoSunburn: I assume everyone in this city has vitamin D deficiency due to the perpetual purple light.
e_bloc: what is the ranking of fan and stan
RandomTrivia: Holy shit that sure is a dress
ArtDecoSunburn: Are "pop" named foods the only sustenance in the J-pop district?
adept_nekomancer:
RandomTrivia:
PharaohBender27:
definenull: at least she's honest
Juliamon: At least she seems genuine
RandomTrivia: "right to the point"?
e_bloc: short, and, sweet
Shadowsoflife: ANDy
ArtDecoSunburn: And only plays on the bridges.
e_bloc: they actually changed their name to &
Juliamon: thanks game
RandomTrivia: She's quite self-aware for a ditz
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "The artist formerly known as And."
e_bloc:
@ArtDecoSunburn
ArtDecoSunburn: @RandomTrivia Sort of Gracie Allen vibe.
e_bloc: I'm still holding out for a dirigible
definenull: oh no
PharaohBender27: Oh, this also happened in Northern Ireland, IIRC
RandomTrivia: Oops
RandomTrivia:
Juliamon: We ooped into a minigame
e_bloc: wait this looks like a rhythm game
aerolend: Eurythmics
ArtDecoSunburn: @aerolend Not sure this is making sweet dreams, though.
aerolend: @ArtDecoSunburn Sweat dreams
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn who are we to disagree
ArtDecoSunburn: @aerolend So that's the scent of the J-Pop District!
ArtDecoSunburn: So is this vaguely Los Angeles?
LordZarano: Suspended monorail
e_bloc: Ive never been that high either
definenull: oh no
PharaohBender27: Was that Windows noise on their end or mine?
Juliamon: !bing
LRRbot: Windows, fuck off.
definenull: theirs
Shadowsoflife: ^
Micalovits: Or punch them - we have punched random people already
LordZarano: Hello Windows noise, yes this is linux playable apparently
Shadowsoflife:
Vinewood_OG: That's not sounding
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Could be on the J-Pop District. City collapsing on itself from cake po p instability.
e_bloc: I walk out of the room for one moment and come back to that
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SaxPython:
Micalovits: I think he had the other one
e_bloc: at level 3 you learn payola
RatherLargeToad: sounds like a hobbit clan
e_bloc: they who hesitate are last
PharaohBender27:
definenull: Ian no
definenull: ewwwww
Sarah_Serinde: ew
definenull: what a creep
definenull: whirls generation I can’t
Shadowsoflife: crows?
Micalovits: Punching
Micalovits: D'aaaaw
e_bloc: I just want every game to be a prequel to katamari damacy
definenull: wait the song is Korean
Micalovits: I mean, it was a k-pop club wasnt it
e_bloc: imagine the vomit
Micalovits: Can we start a fight in the middle so he comes out
e_bloc: what's your name, how do you feel and what do you do? "sad bouncer"
e_bloc: its a fine drink
Juliamon: b i g t a n g
definenull: At least it isn't thicc tang
PharaohBender27: Is Big Tang anything like Thicc Tang?
e_bloc: dunno whats blinnomin with you
e_bloc: night clubs should not let you make your own cocktails
e_bloc: many reasons, but think of how much longer it takes to order a drink
Cptasparagus: Whiskey with ginger beer is great
e_bloc: I think ginger beer is an underrated mixer
Micalovits: Doesn't that just give you spoiled milk
gualdhar: calcium carbonate?
omdorastrix: Nitrogen would be Nitrogenate
wolphiron: I keep telling my ex, if he uses my SodaStream to carbonate milk, he's buying me a new one
ContingentCat: What
ContingentCat: Why
omdorastrix: Carbon dioxide is used for Carbonation
Cptasparagus: you can get cans of caffeine milk at my grocery its gross
gualdhar: so... Nitrogenization?
Micalovits: Soo... Nitronation
Darleysam: it's only carbonation if it's from the Carbonate region of france, otherwise it's just sparkling milk
e_bloc: the problem is your premise is that english words should make sense
gualdhar: and canned Guinness
omdorastrix: Some beers
Dog_of_Myth:
@Darleysam
e_bloc: yeah famously guinness
wolphiron: Nitrogen is dangerous if it doesn't boil out of the drink
ContingentCat: So would carbonating milk be a way to speed up making cheese?
e_bloc: if you want to get drunk without drinking, may I suggest nitrogen necrosis
wolphiron: Please don't carbonate milk. Also I think it'll be more important to speed up the yeast process to make cheese instead of carbonating the milk
Micalovits: Maybe James drops Vinyls if you beat him at golf
omdorastrix: Carbonic acid in our bides makes sure our PH stays about right. reacting with other acids to reduce the PH and being a weak acid otherwise
wolphiron: Minecraft?
omdorastrix: *bodies
e_bloc: hes from expidition 303
ContingentCat: Classic nightbook
PharaohBender27: Oooo
wolphiron: Why scorpion?....
gualdhar: does the clarinewt have a wooden bell? where does the wood stop and lizard begin?
omdorastrix: Never gonna keep you down
PharaohBender27: !findquote noot
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
e_bloc: he has the chumbawumba buff
ContingentCat: Like the song
PharaohBender27: !findquote newt
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
omdorastrix: @e_bloc Was it the whiskey drink, or the vodka drink, or the cider drink?
e_bloc: @omdorastrix you know the only way to know is to replicate the situation
ContingentCat: Oooo niice clumsy people safeguard
Juliamon: cool puzzle mechanic actually
SaxPython: Are we intelligent cubes?
wolphiron: Player friendly puzzle mechanics. Much appreciated 👍🏼
e_bloc: yeah I was just thinking this puzzle design is neat
wolphiron: @SaxPython I hope we're not cube shaped
omdorastrix: pull the lever kronk?
Ashmantle:
e_bloc: it just gives you either mass or acceleration
ContingentCat: Fun puzzle is its own reward
wolphiron: Everything is music puns
PharaohBender27: The Aurallati
e_bloc: good news, we're all getting slayed
wolphiron: @PharaohBender27 Oooh, I like it!
wolphiron: All the items!
Micalovits: I might actually get this game, it looks pretty good
wolphiron: Ear plugs instead of listening to the guy Heather wants to punch in the balls
Cptasparagus: same
wolphiron: Sound effect of rollout, but on a Bidoof
Micalovits: Wanna bet he is a sound engineer
Juliamon:
DarthRagnar815:
The_Voices: WOOOO Weird AL!
Dog_of_Myth:
PharaohBender27:
iarethel0ser:
pimiento:
wolphiron: All owls are weird. Have you seen their skulls?
Darleysam: yep
pimiento: goty
Dog_of_Myth: Game is good
omdorastrix: *claps*
KeytarCat: @Micalovits we met him at the recording studio he works!
gualdhar: I'd bet Weird Al would be all for this
e_bloc: 10/10
maclaglen: So WWII never happened, but Weird Al did and is a ghost?
CaptainSpam: I mean, Al did some stuff for 5 Second Films where he was playing opposite a Weird Owl.
omdorastrix: He was trying to pull it... You pushed it
e_bloc: I like a lot of things about this game, but weird owl might be the best
Micalovits: I think we also can just go around
e_bloc: can i get a whiskey tango
Cptasparagus: like Yo La Tengo
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e_bloc: the game is just trying to remind you alcohol is a depressent
e_bloc: 1
e_bloc: !clip
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e_bloc: between sad bouncer and average security, the hiring manager needs a talking to
Cptasparagus: @e_bloc not when my dads sister has it
Micalovits: Instant hit - Instant Knockout
e_bloc: I'll pop off for Igor
Shadowsoflife ques aria of the soul
e_bloc: do you know how hard it is to get blood out of velvet
KeytarCat: Yo, free siren?? Shit's dope as hell!
Juliamon: Someone's gonna tell us the correct base
Micalovits: Wrong base?
e_bloc: we can brute force it at this point
e_bloc: I get that its a pun, but adding flat soda as a mixer sounds awful
Juliamon: Maybe should have saved before doing this
e_bloc:
savescum the cocktail
PharaohBender27: "Yeah so I spent all my money on booze last night." "Oh, that must have been an epic bender!" "... No, I was trying to figure out which drink a guard likes."
e_bloc: there's no right answer, he just lets you through when he is hammered
KeytarCat: brandy cola seems like a bold drink
e_bloc: oh I hope theres a brandy alexander in here
LordZarano:
Did Absynth twice, missed brandy
PharaohBender27: In the same way Ian is like "I would not mix whiskey" with anything, I cannot imagine mixing brandy with anything.
NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 Wisconsin will be in touch
e_bloc: there are a handful of brandy cocktails that I've had that were good
ContingentCat:
Thanks Ian and Heather
Shadowsoflife:
SaxPython:
Juliamon: So sad
ContingentCat: Huh
PharaohBender27:
1008 (as many bits as months my father is old today)
e_bloc: he finally found the last hole
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Juliamon: more-athon
SaxPython: #BumpkinsOnly
Ashmantle:
NotCainNorAbel: twice a year, wither I need it or not
e_bloc: I will engage in this proxy war between Heather and Adam
SaxPython: @e_bloc Kindness, Kindness Never Changes
e_bloc:
@SaxPython 
PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Well do you get to hold the cool glass for mixed drinks with brandy?
Shadowsoflife: da bits
SaxPython:
Vinewood_OG:
ContingentCat:
PharaohBender27:
Strebenherz:
PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Because for me, holding a brandy snifter is like 70% of the appeal for drinking brandy.
NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 I don't think I've ever seen an old fashioned put into a snifter; certainly shouldn't muddle in one. Seen and had it in plenty of jelly jars though
PharaohBender27: I thought an old fashioned was whiskey based?
NotCainNorAbel: Most places. Wisconsin drinks it with brandy.
PharaohBender27: I see.
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