Juliamon: Always
beowuuf: woot to goblins!
Juliamon:
TXC2: CONTACT
BraveOthello: Let's go goblin mode!
LoadingReadyRun: which, for a goblin, I guess is just normal mode
Mangledpixel: gobgobgobgobgobgobgobgobgobgobgobgobgob
chaos5896: hody frieds! o/
chaos5896: howdy*
beowuuf: o/
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GreatWahooney: hello chat, hope everyone's having a nice day
LoadingReadyRun: this is the title screen music, btw
TXC2: hello chaos5896 and GreatWahooney welcome
GreatWahooney: that is some neat title screen music
beowuuf:
TXC2: right, finally got that win on Arena, lets do this!
Mangledpixel: remember the first rule of goblining: if you can see it, it's yours
chaos5896:
i cant type today apparently 
Earthenone: !findquote goblin
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JoTyler: this music is delightful
TXC2: oooo a Paul stream
jumping_point: Good evening and happy timezones all you charming people! Hope you're all doing well.
TXC2: hello jumping_point welcome
JoTyler: hello!
JoTyler: i kinda want this as the background music to my life
TXC2: hello JoTyler welcome
jumping_point: Hello @TXC2 ! Finally able to catch a stream live again.
beowuuf: codes!
TXC2: Here we GO!
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TehAmelie: hacker voice: i have the codes
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: Paul song HYPE
jacqui_lantern234:
@JoTyler and i want you to know that youre loved beyond measure!!! GOTTEM
Ashmantle:
jacqui_lantern234:
also HAI NERDS
beowuuf:
Flyingdelorion: Hello Paul, chat
TehAmelie: hi!
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
jumping_point: What a greeting! Hi Paul!
JoTyler: @jacqui_lantern234 OH NO i got got
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
Creideiki_SE: Does it count if we pick our own pocket and send what we find to LRR's Patreon?
ArtDecoSunburn: The musical episode.
JoTyler: gotta get loadsa moneh!
jacqui_lantern234:
@JoTyler hope youve been doing well, grem friend!
TXC2: Creideiki_SE lets say yes, for fun
KWardJenx: The dulcet tones of Paul, the Victoria Velvet.
ArtDecoSunburn: @KWardJenx The Crooner of Craigdarroch?
RELDnahcire: I wish my drink rating was currently...Mixed 🤣 90 more minutes of work to go...
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jacqui_lantern234:
its true, some games do in fact be difficult
TXC2: goblins do historically appear in hard games, often along with ghouls
Invitare: just need to git gud
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm pretty certain the kind of game I would want to make would have no appeal to anyone but me.
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 i hope that i, as a goblin, appear in nice times
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I assume a hobgoblin is a harder goblin to encounter?
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 don't we all 
Wolfstrike_NL:
2nd chair in shot btw
RELDnahcire: the title screen music stole my heart though....
JoTyler: perfectly casual music with a little sneaky edge to it~
jumping_point: I like the vibes already. I don't know anything about the game. *strapping in for the ride*
JoTyler: like youre whistling to appear innocent
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn depends, the drops differ from locale to locale
ArtDecoSunburn: @jacqui_lantern234 You'd be the friendly, happy-go-lucky goblin?
JoTyler: oh my
Strebenherz: what
jumping_point: oh nooo. xD
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Mangledpixel: you know, that standard video game move
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jumping_point: Maybe it is Fart / Sprint? Not both at the same time?
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TXC2:
Fart sprint, AKA the way we thought it worked when we were 7
Despoiler98:
JoTyler: hmm if it's a sneaky game perhaps it's a pro/con situation
JoTyler: you can sprint but you also fart and as such are more noticeable?
GreatWahooney: maybe the easier modes do not feature death?
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electric_claire: Is this rotoscoped?
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TXC2: engaged in capitalism once, died.
jacqui_lantern234:
@JoTyler ohey, i LOVE farting!!!
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ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Called Standard Mode.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn indeed
Anubis169: Welcome in Pit Crew!
jumping_point: Welcome raiders!
beowuuf: alert works!
TXC2: hello Raides
Anubis169:
TXC2: !raiders
kingandcommoner: So your dad's definitley gonna be the final boss, right?
James_LRR:
I planned that specifially for you
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI CHAT AND JAME!!!
jumping_point: Awww, that's sweet, James!
247Gremlin: Vyke has bisexual rim-lighting
Wolfstrike_NL: well, we may not know how to pronounce Vyke, but now we know it's our name
TXC2: we have huge hands
Vinewood_OG: Oh no. Thalmor gentrification!
Strebenherz: show him how we deal with the thalmor in skyrim
Strebenherz: good grief they're a git
jumping_point: Wait what? Is that Art from the person, who does the art in Hades? The style looks so similar.
GreatWahooney: remember the rules of acquisition!
JoTyler: i duno but im into it
jumping_point: absolutely! Looks gorgeous.
foopoiuyt: Seems like creative organ rearrangement could help with this guy.
247Gremlin: Is he holding a gold leaf?
tdapenguin: @247Gremlin Yes, as per his name
gualdhar: I feel like the goblin should sound like a stereotypical Italian mobster from a cartoon
TXC2: "do you know how many taxes I've avoided paying to amass my fortune?!"
ArtDecoSunburn: Maybe in this universe everyone has to carry the physical manifestation of their surname. I'd hate to be a "Hill" or "Miller."
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Invitare: this seems like a trustworthy fellow
247Gremlin: @tdapenguin That feel when I carry the thing that is my name everywhere so people know who I am
Anubis169:
oh joy, I'll bet this is a loan demon like Tom Nook 
jacqui_lantern234: ohey, its Mask Of Greed, my old friend! hows Mask of Hubris doing?!
SkylerRingtail: But does the Mask of Greed allow us to draw two cards?
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn My last name is Cox
247Gremlin: Mine is an entire Scottish town.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Probably want to a put a towel down on your back before going out.
public_key_reveal_party: "i won't do crime" "crime will make you money" "I will do crime"
TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn my name translates to "water stream in a bay". . .maybe with a lot of buckets? >_>
LeeshaJoy: We're already a green goblin, Mask, you don't need to go Green Goblin on us.
ArtDecoSunburn: @247Gremlin I don't envy you going through metal detectors in that case.
JoTyler: "acquiring product", please lol
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Probably. At least require a rain slicker.
JoTyler: i'll make new and different mistakes!
public_key_reveal_party: I also sell my conscience for wealth, it's called living in capitalism
Invitare: and so we see how capitalism drives good people to crime
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Invitare: elven loansharks are the real criminals
SkylerRingtail: What a peculiar animation style. I don't remember seeing anything quite like it before
JoTyler: looks like 3d models made to look 3d
JoTyler: er look 2d
electric_claire: @JoTyler That's my thinking too
ArtDecoSunburn: @Invitare (Adam Smith comes in with a baseball bat) "Nice pin-making operation you have here. We wouldn't want anything to happen to it now, would we?"
TXC2: rotoscoped a real goblin
TheMerricat: This reminds me a bit of the canceled Warcraft game where you'd play as the Orc Jesus guy whose name I can't remember.
Anubis169: it's probably a smooth animation that's been pixellated after the fact
electric_claire: @TheMerricat Thrall?
Mazrae: Hello everyone how are things
TheMerricat: Yeah, that's the guy!
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
ghyllnox: Oh, "Goldleaf Bank" is the most challenging encounter area
JoTyler: is that what you have in the shop?
JoTyler: time to find a stick
foopoiuyt: You're actually worse than a wizard.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat "Orc Jesus Superstar" is a musical I would totally watch.
TXC2: Wizards also can't use this item
Vinewood_OG:
@TXC2 
Marvoleath: more space for loot!
jacqui_lantern234:
@JoTyler i hear those are all brown and sticky
Despoiler98: welp
Vinewood_OG: Liability waiver
TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn And I'm certain in the old days of Warcraft, someone pitched it. 
ghyllnox: This game could use an editor
Marvoleath: iirc it's originally in Chinese
jumping_point: This is so creepy. I love it.
ghyllnox: It's pretty good for being translated ESL
TehAmelie: time for some old fashioned dungeon crawlin huh
JKBalch: Ouch
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Dungeon laddering.
Vinewood_OG: A little cold in that dungeon?
ArtDecoSunburn: I think we know what shriveleld pouches are made of.
JoTyler: im def adding this to my wishlist; im already loving this
JoTyler: oo and it's on sale
TXC2: looks like stealing has a time limit too
LordZarano: Extraction platformer?
Despoiler98: ooooo a key
SkylerRingtail: I want to see more before I buy. I long for something to scratch that old Recettear itch, but nothing quite has yet.
jumping_point: This is neat. ^^
Mangledpixel: I imagine this game has some influence by Mark of the Ninja
jumping_point: Did we just take damage because we hit our head?
Mangledpixel: oh cool
Jedi_Master_Zell: Mark of the Ninja is one of the few games I've gotten all the achievements in.
TXC2: a redo like the FF7 games?
TehAmelie: ooh, greens
ylegm: fascinating
Manae: You do feel like the skeleton would be all "wait, wasn't I holding a bow in my hands a moment ago?"
TehAmelie: nah, it was in their pocket
Marvoleath: I wonder if you steal their weapons, what happen when they try to attack you
TXC2: science!
jumping_point: xD
Bassios: That's such a metal location name
RELDnahcire: her name is mom?
jumping_point: The vibes are immaculate.
TXC2: "who is this nameless god?" "we don't know....they're nameless"
foopoiuyt: Boulders are attracted by movement -- if you stand still they can't see you.
gualdhar: are there infinite boulders, or is there a perpetual motion machine pushing it back up the hill?
TehAmelie: maybe you have to be a goblin
silenceaux: A close family supplier
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jumping_point: @foopoiuyt Exactly. For added effect bind a towle around your eyes and wait until the boulder passed by.
jumping_point: *towel
TheMerricat: You could coinbettle to lure him into a trap.
Bassios: You could blow him up with the doll
TXC2: lets bug out and call it even
Invitare: bamboozled
Mangledpixel:
jumping_point: oh, lots of money.
Marvoleath: they too can jump? that's cheating!
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TehAmelie: mmaybe
Invitare: the world's worst mimic
TheMerricat: maaaaaaye.
Mangledpixel: could be, could be
jacqui_lantern234:
that looks pretty safe to me
GreatWahooney: there is no way to know
maclaglen: He's doing his best
Mazrae: No its just a friend
Bassios: He's on break, he doesn't need to try right now
GreatWahooney: if it's a mimic, what is is mimicking?
Invitare: check the position of the chain
Marvoleath: maybe it's sleeping
Marvoleath: snoring?
TheMerricat: Frieren would still try to loot it.
jumping_point: Ask a certain Elven mage, if she wants to make sure. xD
jumping_point:
@TheMerricat Dangit, you got there first. 
TheMerricat:
ghyllnox: You do have a cocoon
LeeshaJoy: It's a mimic mimic. It's like one of those butterflies with the "don't eat me, I'm poisonous" coloration that's actually totally edible.
TheMerricat: The dual cocoon description implies persistant
SkylerRingtail: It's described as a Metroidvania, so perhaps the map is persistent
Strebenherz: Oh HELLO
jumping_point: Oh my the character art.
JoTyler: red hair and freckles, they knew exactly what they were drawing lol
TXC2: green eyed red head, uh oh
ghyllnox: So far we're not even stealing from adventurers, we're just looting bodies and taking stuff off monsters, so I don't think we're too far down the path of immorality
LeeshaJoy: Oh yeah, the "I knew the old owner, he gave me a bunch of free stuff" gambit
Strebenherz: Goblin protag is a stronger person than I am for remaining composed in that conversation >.>
Invitare: really you've been disarming the monsters
TehAmelie: a few pennies seems to mean 0 pennies
Invitare: you're doing a public service
Marvoleath: and it's cursed!
beesnees43: tetanus blade
Strebenherz: No fair offers! only capitalism here
lightfut: Business business business! Haha!
Gaelan_Maestro: yes listen to the possessed mask XD
ghyllnox: "Dude I'm pulling these things out of the local pit for free"
Invitare: oh no, you've caught capitalism
Mangledpixel: brag and haggle. braggle.
itmightbemikey: is that Spamton, is this an Undertalerune
hyalopterous: Reminds me of potionomics
Marvoleath: following business advice of Greed? CEOs seem to do it by default
jumping_point: Makes sense to me
TXC2: one point four
Anubis169: deal imo
TehAmelie: is money in this setting multiplicative?
Marvoleath: we can throw in extra pots
Manae: There are 3 more customers
TehAmelie: wait that's too realistic
TXC2: so many mults, like we're brewing beer
ghyllnox: Can you sell this customer more stuff?
hyalopterous: Or play Balatro
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ghyllnox: Like more potions?
hyalopterous: playing
Ivannorr: your other skill should add 5 before that roll
Invitare:
Nathade: yeah you have more potions can you add the to the deal?
Anubis169:
EvilBadman: Stop...at a whammy
Marvoleath: Focus is per day probably?
Mangledpixel: tube hose?
Invitare: one bow for each hand
Strebenherz: interesting system
Strebenherz: so you still work at the shop owned by nitwit elf at least
Manae: I think at "sell more" you can add more things
Wolfstrike_NL: The double trouble duo
hyalopterous: Fury Warrior with Titan's Grip
Invitare: 1/3 chance
Manae: Rude game
hyalopterous: Skill?
Nathade: he needs the strength scroll to wield the two staffs
jumping_point: The music is such a vibe.
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GreatWahooney: roll'em!
Invitare: nothing gained is definitely right
ghyllnox: Weird that nobody came in looking for a cursed doll
GreatWahooney: oh no!
TXC2: darn
jumping_point: The experience is invaluable. ^^
silenceaux: You moved some product, and that's something.
jumping_point: There's the roguelite part.
Invitare: but YOU need that money
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JoTyler: omg it's an airdash
lightfut: Feed me, Seymour
jumping_point: This is rad.
TXC2: double? why not fart jump?
ghyllnox: Oh, you could get that chest
CaptainSpam: Double jump isn't a fart? Disappointing.
Strebenherz: (Sorry Paul)
CaptainSpam: That is one Lemmings umbrella.
hyalopterous: That answers that
Bassios: And we learnt it without taking damage. That's a win in my books
Marvoleath: better to find out this way
EvilBadman: Things you learn once and then are reminded of in times of haste
JoTyler: who needs sleep
Invitare:
never sleep only
tigergirltail: I think I might be buying this game tonight because of this stream
CaptainSpam: @Invitare Gotta hustle.
JoTyler: @tigergirltail sameee
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jumping_point: @JoTyler And it's on sale too...
JoTyler: :3
JoTyler: muh ankles!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
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Manae: Can you double jump high enough to get over the boulder?
jumping_point: Do the coin beetles have an item description?
CaptainSpam: Excellent, these guards have roughly the same levels of object permanence as Monaco guards.
TehAmelie: good thing they don't seem to have a lot of range on their bows too
CaptainSpam: Perfectly normal chest.
TXC2: what if the mimic is friendly ?
Strebenherz: what
IanAllenBird: lmao
jumping_point: Oh my god. xD
JKBalch: Just a nibble
Strebenherz: well we have to see
silenceaux: questionable
Greyah: What could go wrong.
TheAinMAP: Hmm.
Juliamon: Nothing ventured
Wolfstrike_NL: Science!
GreatWahooney: for science!
Strebenherz: WHAT
NoxStryx: You are stealing from their decendants to whom they left their loot in their will.
TheAinMAP:
TXC2:
mimic is our girlfriend now 
hyalopterous: I like gift bag
TehAmelie: i'm guessing most of those need you to get bitten again to get stuff back
hyalopterous: Can you upgrade again?
silenceaux: It appears the mimic is no longer hungry
Marvoleath: It seems to reduce max health though?
jumping_point: I can't find a homepage for the developer. Has aynone else found one per chance?
TXC2: biting is how mimic show affection
jumping_point: They have mimic tism. ^^
Marvoleath: @jumping_point They have a bunch of socials links on Steam
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jumping_point: Heck yeah!
Juliamon: oh that seems real good
Strebenherz: Apparently their actual literal developer name, at least on steam, is "Art Thieves", which may make looking them up difficult. Looks to be their first game dropped on steam.
TehAmelie: if we're lucky we'll get hurt more before the backpack fills up to get maximum value :d
247Gremlin: Maybe if you crouch?
hyalopterous: give him the bomb doll
Bassios: Can you sneak onto it now?
TXC2:
"Art Thieves" is maybe not the best name for a dev studio right now
Bassios: Success!
TehAmelie: i'd have gone with "Totally Human Normal Art Thieves"
Rioxcon: I am not convinced that their sprites aren't AI gen
TXC2: time to play loot tetris!
Ivannorr: Charm has to be active at the shop
hyalopterous: You have to equip it in the shop
GreatWahooney: on the plus side, that potion was use was good after all!
TehAmelie: "it'll work tomorrow" is my main strategy for writing
247Gremlin: Nah, he's a Goodman, like John.
TehAmelie: maybe he's related to the Hollywood Goodmans
Strebenherz: No ethical billionaires
Bassios: So they're Ferengi
Juliamon: What *is* it
jumping_point: @Rioxcon The Q&A on steam covers that question. They used AI playceholders but have replaced them.
GreatWahooney: looks like a collectible
UnknownFriday: I like how it's labeled as Important.
hyalopterous: Eeeyyy, it's Gazlowe
Marvoleath: shop buff, neat
jumping_point: @jumping_point The post is from 26.04.2026.
TheMerricat: Chat I had to run an errand just before Paul started selling the first night. did we find out if the dungeon is persistant?
Juliamon: It is
Greyah: The layout is. The stuff in it isn't I think? Like enemies respawn and all.
ghyllnox: @Rioxcon They do look "off" compared to the background, that might be what's setting off your radar, but they're pixellated 3D compared to 2D backgrounds, which can be (and hopefully was) done without AI
TehAmelie: monsters respawn and seem to learn new moves. . .
hyalopterous: Dang, racist much?
ContingentCat: wow rude
Strebenherz: We need a trapdoor for uppity elves
JKBalch: This negging is not working
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Bassios: Look how red her eyes are, she's definitely high
Strebenherz: Mommy and daddy cut her off huh
Marvoleath: no no, it's hi, how are you
Invitare: Bekka? More like Baka
silenceaux: oh no spoiled nobles
TehAmelie: oh you're rich? do you own a horse? cause someone seems to be on a high horse
ghyllnox: "Since you walked onto my property?"
Strebenherz: HAH no
Juliamon: Would you like a cursed sword, ma'am
247Gremlin: Give her the broken sword haha
247Gremlin: Aww you can't
ErynTzun: So, have we learned how the title is pronounced?
Strebenherz: BROKEN SWORD
Invitare: can't give her the bad one
TXC2: "a big cut......with the sword!"
Marvoleath: Shame, we cant give her the broken cursed sword
ProcyonFlynn:
And you can always get it back later
ghyllnox: Aww, it won't let you give her the cursed one
CaptainSpam: Maybe she'll die in the dungeon, and that'll be the end of that. Win-win!
Strebenherz: For a low end crappy customer
GreatWahooney: got'em!
Marvoleath:
Maybe we can find her corpse later in the dungeon 
Juliamon: ErynTzun There's no VO so it continues to be a mystery
ContingentCat: don't be racist and you get a better sword
ErynTzun: @Juliamon I'm going to go with Vyke like Vikings, unless the devs clarify it somewhere.
JKBalch: Stay good
Marvoleath:
@ErynTzun but do you pronounce vikings, vee-king or vai-king?
silenceaux: It's also a matter of having enough supplies to sell
JKBalch: 3
ErynTzun: @Marvoleath Lol I think I'd have to leave MN if I said Veekings
GreatWahooney: never didn't have it!
TheMerricat: Did we just make rent?
jumping_point: Time for me to go to bed. Thanks for the stream, Paul! Have a good one, chat!
TheMerricat: Night @jumping_point !
TXC2: so long jumping_point sleep well
hyalopterous: narrow window
silenceaux: I think this one just has a personality that's hard to persuade.
jumping_point: Thank you, @TXC2 ! Bye @TheMerricat!
Juliamon: nice
hyalopterous: Nice
TXC2: nice
silenceaux: nice
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nice
silenceaux: You start having to weigh the odds and your limited resources.
hyalopterous: Big Money!
JoTyler: quick, tie rocks to sticks
TheMerricat: You're a stave Harry!
Greyah: This reminds me a lot of Recettear.
Strebenherz: Take care Jumping point
Mangledpixel: just can't get the staves these days
TehAmelie: we'll need to stick some sticks
Marvoleath:
@ErynTzun ah, you are from US, that explains it 
the "ee" sound is closer to original, which would be ˈvɪkɪŋ
ghyllnox: Backpack fulla sticks, let's go
TXC2: !break
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TehAmelie: we don't have any operating costs, right? seems so simple and straightforward without employees and franchising. . .
247Gremlin: Maybe we can tape a bunch of empty potions together to make a wisest wizard staff and sell that
JoTyler: @TheMerricat XD oh no
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Juliamon: The operating cost is Goldleaf visiting us every few days to take money
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
TehAmelie: ah
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Paul
Marvoleath: yea, we have to pay of father's debt
TheMerricat:
So chat... browsing the info, there is an achievement for making 100k in _one_ sale. We've probably got a lot of game to go.
Marvoleath: I wonder what are the fail conditions and consequences, like, if we can't pay off Goldleaf, does it just end the game?
Strebenherz: Wonder if that's like a scaling thing, super rare drops, or both
Strebenherz: presumably yeah @Marvoleath
Marvoleath: There seems to be a bunch of effects on the multipliers
Strebenherz: I'm assuming going "I'll be honest!" at the very start was a game over as well, or a "nuh uh"
TheMerricat:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/3794610/discussions/0/838375260162136274/ - What happens when you can't repay your debt? - "You get a "game over" and you have the option to pick from saves. It saves at the beginning of each day (before you sell) and the end of each day (before you dungeon crawl). So if you screw up you can just go to the day before, or the night 3 days before, etc. "
EvilBadman: Oh should prob remove that vegas slide
accountmadeforants:
Oh boy as soon as I get a time machine I can sign up for Vegas
TehAmelie: hi Back, you look a lot like Paul
KeytarCat: I missed the dungeon dive, is it actually an ExploVenture, or a 2D platform puzzler?
KeytarCat: Oh, my question shall be answered!
LordZarano: I listened to the trailer. They put an explosion right when they say Vyke so it's inaudible. So I listened to the demo trailer. It's [vaɪk], rhymes with bike tyke & syke
Invitare: it means it's explosive
JoTyler: a secret to find?
KeytarCat: welp, the map looks exploventure to me!
GreatWahooney: it's pretty platformy
Marvoleath: I would be disappointed if there are no spots with hidden chambers in the walls
JoTyler: explode him owo
Invitare: no staves though
TehAmelie: greasy fingers help you steal better? hmm
Pal_Friendpatine: Fragrant grease? So… bacon?
Cptasparagus: just getting here, does it seem good? Steam reviews were very split
GreatWahooney: - so why'd you buy this massively overpriced sword? - it uhh smelled nice
Juliamon: Cptasparagus Paul analysed the reviews and the main complaint seemed to be difficulty, so he's playing on the easiest mode
Marvoleath: @Cptasparagus Seems cool so far, but we are also playing on the lower difficulty, which was one of the complaints ppl had, that's it hard to keep up
Juliamon: The game mechanics seem pretty solid
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon yeah I saw that a lot too... I'm the kind of person who starts off on extreme every game so I will probably not mind hopefully. Thanks!
ghyllnox: "Do you want two staves? How about four mini-staves?"
Juliamon: A couple folks in chat are already thinking about buying it based on the stream
couchboyj: It was red too, almost like it was angry
Cptasparagus: im mostly excited that it isn't in early access lol
TehAmelie: fat bird means fat loot!
RuiFaleiro: huge guts
couchboyj: Hey, that fatty isn't a bird at all!
TehAmelie: maybe that was a spare
TheAinMAP: I guess it had a spare wing.
GreatWahooney: which means stealing is the opposite of fun
KeytarCat: Trickster god-ass mfr: steal the wings off a bird, the sword out of your hand
TheAinMAP:
Greyah: I bet the smokebomb upgrade would let you get past that.
TehAmelie: no sticks OR stones
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247Gremlin: You only got swords from that area, I wonder if that's what that indicator means.
JoTyler: maybe to sword and stave on the map indicate type of enemies?
EvilBadman: or the guy has the sword?
Greyah: I think it means the enemies here use swords?
JoTyler: like it's only sword soldiers here?
Ivannorr: I think this area has swords as evident by all the swords you found here and the other one has staves
Marvoleath:
"Here be sworden"?
Invitare: Wrong lever!
hyalopterous: give him the doll!
TehAmelie: it looks like a big juicy staff
ArtDecoSunburn: Why do you have to bring your current shop inventory when going back in the dungeon each time? Don't we have cabinets at work?
goombalax: guess that skelly should have used his luck potion
Marvoleath: We do, we leave the things in the shop
Greyah: @ArtDecoSunburn You don't. This is just all stuff he's found this run.
the_tarabyte: Dad sold all the cabinets to keep the shop afloat.
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ArtDecoSunburn: @Greyah Glad to know. Relieved I mis-interpreted.
Marvoleath: Paul only took some consumables, the blow-up doll and the hearth stone
ArtDecoSunburn: @the_tarabyte Stupid Goldleaf bankers.
Juliamon: please don't call it the "blow-up doll"
Juliamon: lmao
Marvoleath:
well, it is a doll that blows enemies up
TehAmelie: bone shattering doll? no wait
TehAmelie: it doesn't work only on skeletons probably
Marvoleath: what does gold upgrade into? just more gold?
hyalopterous: give ti a shot
Invitare: very fancy staff
RELDnahcire:
mimic
Marvoleath: oh no D:
TheMerricat: Doh.
Invitare: can you not move things around while in that menu?
ghyllnox: That seems like unintended behavior
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Rude
QuixoticScrivener: this is why I hate mimics
AMuseOfFirebane: Oh that's frustrating
Marvoleath: surely the bow was broken and cursed
ThorSokar: well, that STINKS
RELDnahcire: @Marvoleath the only possible explanation
KeytarCat: If you don't know there's a problem, you can't fix it >:(
Greyah: It's fine the bow was a "-1 bow of incur debts" anyway.
Marvoleath: I feel like this game would give me a lot of misclick frustration on controller, but I dont often play on controller tbf
TehAmelie: does that mean you'd incur less debt?
Invitare: hook somethings
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JKBalch: I love how Paul sounds when offended
Juliamon: The mask *does* make us look less than trustworthy
ContingentCat: greed for lots of things not just gold
foopoiuyt: I mean, is stealing from skeletons really stealing? They're dead so presumably don't count as owning things.
hyalopterous: Anticlimactic
KeytarCat: Must it?
CaptainSpam: Maybe it means all the skeletons there fight with keys?
ghyllnox: Well you can take the elevator up and around if you need to go up
Greyah: But this elevator only goes down, you see.
Invitare: you took that out of its hands
Strebenherz: love that XD
Strebenherz: reminds me of skyrim thieving runs
Strebenherz: yoink MORE
Strebenherz: "attempting to attack me tax"
Marvoleath: tbf they are skeletons, it's a miracle they can even see or hear us
TheMerricat: staff
KeytarCat: big staff
TehAmelie: really it should be worth more
Marvoleath: very smol
ghyllnox: Is it still worth as much?
KeytarCat: Maintains value, per the grease description
ghyllnox: Nice
TehAmelie: wouldn't the adventurers want mini items?
JoTyler: whip??
KeytarCat: Hook warden!
JoTyler: shit, hes a belmont
Strebenherz: greeding properly
CaptainSpam: *CLANG* "Huh, this bush is dropping swords on the ground! That's weird!"
ghyllnox: You opened that door
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @CaptainSpam We have all seen a sword giving bush before
TehAmelie: apparently being ineffectively chased and punched by a skeleton warrior doesn't make noise
TehAmelie: kind of funny
ghyllnox: I think it was in the sword area
Invitare: up the elevator wasn't it?
KeytarCat: near the entry
KeytarCat: oh, under the sword zone, you right
Ashmantle: above the key symbol on the map?
KeytarCat: All the guards are dead, stands to reason so are the prisoners
Greyah: Might as well slurp those potions right off the corpses then.
JoTyler: *jaz hands* racism!
Invitare: there was a statue at the bottom wasn't there?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: THere used to be
ghyllnox: Might have to take the potion with tomorrow
KeytarCat: I have a sixth sense for exploventure maps, hehehe
Invitare: only have 2 staves
JoTyler: worth ditching coins
CaptainSpam: Good future investment, though.
ghyllnox: Thankfully there's a staff area to the right
KeytarCat: You can become have three 👀
Strebenherz: ditch the doll and rearange and you'd have the spots yeah
TheMerricat: ditch the bags of gold.
ghyllnox: The explosive thing seems cool if an enemy is going to walk into a group of enemies
KeytarCat: gold is 3/unit, lv1 gear is 4.x/unit
Strebenherz: can we only make one dungeon trip a night?
TheMerricat: The book is a collectable, won't it essentially be a perma buff?
Strebenherz: so like no mattter how long we take, it's always "one" trip?
JoTyler: yeah i think its like moonlighter
KeytarCat: just...remember to sort while in menu
Strebenherz: gotcha. so then it is definitely better to like slowly optimize/improve upon the loot bag rather than run in run out
JoTyler: this is the 'night phase' no matter howlong u take
Lord_Hosk: Why are you stealing the sword? its yours
KeytarCat: seems fine
offbeatwitch: that trap seems not very effective against you
JoTyler: theyre shrively and not ripe yet
KeytarCat: stuffed to the hills
Diabore: biggest problem with modern hardware, they load to fast for tips
Rioxcon: oh, I hadn't seen the character art...
rosesmcgee: Vyke needs to learn not to ask questions
hyalopterous: more racism, dang.
Nathade: 3 bows 5 days got it
TheMerricat: Wonder if you can do it piecemeal or have to sell all five at the same trade
KeytarCat: Most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and some twink
hyalopterous: I'd put up the bookfor today
TheMerricat: @hyalopterous So the thing is _every_ customer is going to demand a staff today and we _only_ have four. The book only kicks in if you sell three in one go.
hyalopterous: @TheMerricat just sell all four to the first guy
JoTyler: youll probably get more overall if you sell one to each person an multiply
Invitare: it said they were just in demand
TheMerricat: everyone wants staves for today, the book will give you +30 if you sell three in one go.
ThorSokar: doesn't the book say you have to do 3 staves in a single deal?
Invitare: but you get loads more if you sell 3 at once
e_bloc: it seems like we're understaffed\
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun also, you probably need to account for the fact that you couldn't sell him three staves, he didn't have the inv space.
SuperWriterAndy: may the 4th be with you
Invitare: banking on getting low persuasion does have a chance to backfire though
hyalopterous: Might wanna save the bows for aliya?
TheMerricat:
It's almost as if wthis is a game of chance.
TheMerricat: Surely we can get five new bows from the dungeon in one run.
e_bloc: the odds are good, even if the goods are odd
hyalopterous: oof
KeytarCat: "Mr. Goblin" is rough
hyalopterous: don't forget your skills
ghyllnox: Can you only display one collectible at a time?
e_bloc: is save scumming a thing
KeytarCat: @ghyllnox so far, yeah
ghyllnox: Darn
KeytarCat: we know it saves before you open the shop, so you could
TheMerricat: @e_bloc Yes. The game saves before you go down into the dungeon and before you start selling. The idea is if you get a game over you just go back to the day you think you might have been able to pull it out and make it.
e_bloc: nice
hyalopterous: 92 bucks
e_bloc: @TheMerricat huh that is pretty friendly
ghyllnox: So right now it should be giving +90
ThorSokar: yes, so an extra 90
e_bloc: this seems like the kind of game I could see myself getting stuck in
Greyah: Maybe the bonus money happens after the sale?
0x6772: Is "sell more" a "separate deal"?
arcaedethefae: @Greyah its possible but def frustrating it doesnt show it. Maybe the problem is it would look weird with the mult if mult doesnt apply to the bonus.
e_bloc: some day I want to be in a store and hear someone say "I'm going all in on this guy"
0x6772: You'd need a second shrink thing.
hyalopterous: looks like it
ghyllnox: Whoof
Invitare: skills
e_bloc:
CaptainSpam: You can't bail out of the brag?
arcaedethefae: thats unfortunate
Ivannorr: trial is a 2/3
TheMerricat:
Worse comes to worse, we just do a sale for this stuff next day.
e_bloc: legally, a counteroffer invalidates the first offer
shendaras: If you got 1 then you could echo?
e_bloc: in the US at least, who knows about wherever this is
KeytarCat: an echo 1 gets there
CaptainSpam: Dagnabbit.
TheMerricat: ECHO!@
TheMerricat: ECHO!
Ivannorr: echo
ghyllnox: Can you echo?
Mashamino: huzzah!
ghyllnox: \o/
e_bloc: echo
hyalopterous: Woooo
arcaedethefae: nice
shendaras:
hyalopterous: Big Money
e_bloc: they don't ask how, just how much
Astramentha: rip bryan
e_bloc: hill is real fucking tired of getting blades stuck in it
TheMerricat: It does mean you can target what you loot from the dungeon each day.
ContingentCat: uhhh one more?
hyalopterous: Seems fun
Firedradon: how kind of that newspaper to tell you where to find a nice free sword
7gorobei: can you grab the vines?
kusinohki: after hearing "buried with his sword" I was expecting some grave robbing...
ghyllnox: You are on the easiest difficulty
e_bloc: sighing hill seems more disturbing than silent hill
drexciya808:
fragrant grease 
TheMerricat: So the complaint that I was seeing about how the game is hard is eventually our Nook stand-in starts demanding 1500 gold per rent.
ghyllnox: That's fair
Vinewood_OG: Git gud?
KeytarCat: Some people are more scared of playing on easy than being dicks online
KeytarCat: good design
KeytarCat: "Here's a key, and the first lock it opens. You've seen it"
e_bloc: is there a name for this genre? I feel like I've played/watched like at least a dozen
KeytarCat: There's also an elevator
TheAinMAP:
ErynTzun: I don't understand why anyone cares what difficulty someone else plays a single player game on, do whatever makes it fun for you.
TheMerricat: Perma free loot!
KeytarCat: Wait, what if you put the wing in for to upgrade?
e_bloc: thats one of the best magic item names
TehAmelie: a grapplin' goblin, we're moving up in the world
Mashamino: bonk
TehAmelie: hmm goblins get a size penalty to grappling but maybe grappling hooks work the other way
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e_bloc: no offense to goblins, but I feel like moving up is pretty much the only way to go
0x6772: One wonders where they get all those perfectly-round boulders from.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Firedradon Apparently legacy media is more robust, and targeted, in this universe.
offbeatwitch: get OSHA in this dungeon stat
hyalopterous: seems handy
hyalopterous: These goblins don't
Mashamino: do we know that for sure though? maybe they keep it hidden
TheMerricat: That's what the umbrella is for.
ArtDecoSunburn: @0x6772 Giant wizard-operated rock tumblers?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I mean once magic is in play it could literally be anything
Mashamino:
Greyah: Isn't that how you got into the dungeon?
TheMerricat: Yeah I think that's just the entrance.
Firedradon: that looks like you are meant to knock the ladder down from above to create a shortcut
0x6772: @ArtDecoSunburn Ah, yes, the venerable, "A wizard did it," explanation.
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn i like this idea. and i like the idea that, because it's magic, these are the tumblers that supply all suspeciously-round boulders in every universe
ArtDecoSunburn: How many more bows do we need for the tavern elves?
e_bloc: ngl dungeons arent exactly known for their basic floorplans and ease of access
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin Growth industry. They export to all other fantasy IP realms.
KeytarCat: just got one that makes having multiple valuable
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Frank Lloyd Wright style dungeon architects. "We design according to my vision. More chasms!"
Invitare: I don't think it had loot last time either
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn dungeon architecture really is a lost art
KeytarCat: wish for lute!
TheMerricat: either that or swords.
ghyllnox: What
ghyllnox: What's your $/space?
TheMerricat:
Yep.
KeytarCat: that's not what I expected
ghyllnox: "Not guaranteed" apparently
KeytarCat: I expected a luck boost
Juliamon: it takes your literal flesh
e_bloc: permanent damage
Invitare: simply take the coins out of one pouch and add them to another
arcaedethefae: seems like the 4 slots tend to be arnd 19 or just under 5g/slot
Greyah: And the bow is 19 base price. It's even more with haggling.
KeytarCat: yeah, base money bags are under value, but scale quick if you upgrade them
Juliamon: You can rotate the items
Ashmantle: can you 'store' stuff in containers in the dungeon?
TehAmelie: we can pretend the money bags are magically sealed and opening them up in the middle of dungeoning would be too much effort
KeytarCat: this would be a good place for a blowin-up doll
Juliamon: ah, I suppose they aggro if you steal
hyalopterous: He's broke
rosesmcgee: It's a negotiating tactic
rosesmcgee: he's loaded
Mashamino: oh no
gsyhiap: Do you think he wants you to find his axe, or his memory?
TehAmelie: wait was Balin the one with an axe in his head in the Hobbit movies?
KeytarCat: store your gold on a sleeping adventurer
Juliamon: Sorry about your concussion, buddy
Juliamon: boo
Juliamon: no Krondor tactics here
gsyhiap: Time to reverse pickpocket some junk!
arcaedethefae: balin was the one they find the tomb of in khazad dum
TehAmelie: oh yeah
ghyllnox: Ah, a glimmer beetle
arcaedethefae: i would believe that is a cursed chest for sure
arcaedethefae: oof moving the selection spot is rough
KeytarCat: nice to know you can
KeytarCat: boss sleight boss sleight
Juliamon: six...
TehAmelie: ooh, this is when we'd have wanted the shrinking thingy
KeytarCat: Always want the shinkieding
KeytarCat: still can!
arcaedethefae: ah, the importance of putpocketing
KeytarCat: drink a wheel of cheese
arcaedethefae: interesting candle
ContingentCat: smooth
KeytarCat: Bonified chest!
tdapenguin: the names in this game are great
TheMerricat: Possible mimic chest?
tdapenguin: bonnie chest?
offbeatwitch: axe 1/1
CaptainSpam: An ENTIRE ANVIL.
tdapenguin: that won't be heavy at all!
Juliamon: He just... had an anvil with him
gsyhiap: At least it's less bulky than the axe...
hyalopterous: good thing it uses sapce, not weight
iarethel0ser: Giant hunk of metal, tiny glass vials. I foresee no problems.
CaptainSpam: Hey, the guy's trying, and he doesn't judge race. Gotta respect that.
arcaedethefae: could miniaturize smtg but idk how valuable the grease is
TehAmelie: if we can sell the grease we could make a mint
TehAmelie: (see because it's green)
ArtDecoSunburn: Can we upgrade the anvil?
gsyhiap: They're swords of being-good-for-sword-day
gsyhiap: Well the staff got more bejeweled
Strebenherz: interesting
KeytarCat: seems fine
ArtDecoSunburn: @gsyhiap Got really nice pommels, still terrible blades.
Marvoleath: just dont die, ez
gsyhiap:
Simply don't die 
Greyah: Simply don't die. Easy.
TehAmelie: we'll simply never die, it can't go wrong
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Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
LunarJade: how are the goblin times?
Juliamon: Oh heck we need that leaf
joallthedogs:
TehAmelie: hiya
hyalopterous: Pretty good game, so far
ErynTzun: Oh hai
Akaiatana: Reading the leaf explains the leaf.
Marvoleath: which cheeks?
Juliamon: yes
TehAmelie: i think we've picked up more than two backpacks of loot this run, but stuff keep getting more and more rare
Juliamon: The dried blood is very obscuring
Akaiatana: It's easy to missral
tdapenguin: was mithril invented for lotr or was it a preexising word?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Tolkien invented it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's what the wiki says.
tdapenguin: that's what i thought ... but it's seeped so far into the fantasy vocab that i was doubting myself
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Rioxcon: Those googles look very lopsided
gsyhiap:
beacon... fee... dent, got it 
hyalopterous: sell the staves
hyalopterous: echo
ghyllnox: Are we up on collectibles?
hyalopterous: yes or they wouldnt buy them
ghyllnox: Seems like she might have some trouble fitting her goggles on her face
TehAmelie: haggling economy is such a strange fantasy. . .
gsyhiap: This is obviously what keeps happening to Balin
KeytarCat: Balin keeps busting
arcaedethefae: im sold on the worldbuilding, a bit less on the gameplay
TehAmelie: just stealth, strategic use of traps and the occasional deadly pickpocket surprise
SeiichiSin: Honestly cool to see it for the little bit I did.
Ashmantle:
Rogered_Rogered: do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
CaptainSpam: Seemed cool enough.
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CaptainSpam: That's right, kids, it's (remastered) LASERDISC TIME!
ContingentCat: looks like a very Beej and Ian game
Its_VeeBot: Time Gal: Hope you like QTEs
SeiichiSin:
Its_VeeBot: Yup
CaptainSpam: Bingo!
RatherLargeToad: yup
CaptainSpam: Also correct!
ErynTzun: That def is some anime kinda game
Strebenherz:
100
ContingentCat: Ooo!!
Vinewood_OG: GARBAGE DAYYYY
TheAinMAP: Good Morning, Garbage Day
TehAmelie: i predict teeth
Marvoleath:
finally in time I can watch
TehAmelie:
Its_VeeBot: Wake up, Dr. Steacy. Wake up and smell the gaaaarbage.
ContingentCat: classic nightbook
SquareDotCube: we talked about it, we got some idea
SquareDotCube: but nothing confirmed
Its_VeeBot: Except for forgetting that the G-Man calls him "Mister Freeman" in that intro I think I have that speech memorized at this point
EvilBadman: and "Graham Stark" maybe
ErynTzun: I wasted so many quarters in the arcade onthat dang game which was basically a laser disc with a joystick and button. Would have been so mad as a kid had I understood it was just that
EvilBadman: In cube form
gualdhar: wait seriously? sweet
Its_VeeBot: Fun fact: Gavin once fell into a volcano on JoCo Cruise
gualdhar: if Gavin doesn't appear we'll burn down Vnacouver (can't burn the moonbase)
Mollylele:
I don't want to set the moon on fire
TehAmelie: get a headstart on wildfire season
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ErynTzun:
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