PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Beej and Ian have been given control of the channel for tonight's Bonus Stream. Should be fine right? Game: TIMEGAL HD-Remaster) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
PharaohBender27: So, I heard on the Discord that this Bonus Stream will be . . . quite the time.
Laurence72: I hope they use their old Matters of Import intro for this one.
TehAmelie:
PharaohBender27:
!
Dog_of_Myth:
margieargie: @PharaohBender27 Just from what I've seen of Time Gal in the past, that's probably a good way to put it yeah
Juliamon: !bing
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PharaohBender27:
Oh that's a good command 
TehAmelie: it's apparently a Dragon's Lairlike. i can see that being much enjoyable with a heavy dose of improv comedy
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Nigouki:
ah, the dirty pair of Beej and Ian 
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Getter404: @Nigouki Oh, Beej & Ian with Garterbelt?
Anubis169:
I love the new sub badges 
Dog_of_Myth:
DoodlestheGreat: @Getter404 Wrong show. >_<
TheMerricat:
eddieatthegov: Game of import reunion show, 2026
iarethel0ser:
Anubis169: Ian and ChromaBeej!
Getter404: Oh no Ghost Beej
NotCainNorAbel: ghost Beej
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Let's goooo
Strebenherz: Hi invisible Beej
Dog_of_Myth: Ghost Beej
PharaohBender27: Uh-oh, I see Beej is wearing green
Lysander_salamander: nice
hyalopterous: mostly
TehAmelie: ahoy
raulghoulia: beejs shirt is haunted
RatherLargeToad: Time for…Time Gal
ErynTzun: Oh hai mostly there
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Vinewood_OG: Beej had an accident during his time as a mocap actor
kusinohki: I was kind of hoping for the old Matters of Import intro tbh...
DeM0nFiRe:
QuixoticScrivener: @raulghoulia optical camo
Strebenherz: time for head from Beej?
margieargie: Hi Ian, hi Beej's head
MacbethSeemsSus: Who upped the transparency on Beej?
danielsolisgames: Hi head!
lamina5432: classic invisible beej
ErynTzun: Haunted Beej
red_shoes_jeff: The Return of InvisiBeej!
Anubis169: Unseasonably hot for the area
Lysander_salamander: that's a moire
JKBalch: Show us your shoulders!
Laurence72: "Beej is haunted?" "Always has been"
KeytarCat: crop-top dress shirt
Anubis169: isn't the ground hard?
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, inland sea
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Beej is being censored
Lysander_salamander: hell yeah
hyalopterous: Yeah, Lake Eyre is full
Nigouki: that last time that happened was when they wanted to film Fury Road
frameshifty: I'm annoyed because it's may and only 61F/17C and that's not right
Anubis169: lol
raulghoulia: colony drop
Nigouki: they had to move production because of it
Vinewood_OG: How do we get here, Beej?
QuixoticScrivener: bring back the great inland sea!
Laurence72: Try a Bloomin Onion?
Anubis169: !patreon
PharaohBender27: Yeah maybe don't make the Outback the world's breadbasket
Strebenherz: I mean australia deservesa W right now
Kentosaurus:
Ghost Beej = 
Getter404: Spoilers the food is mostly spiders
Anubis169: !store
brainbosh: That explains why mad max still survives
Anubis169: !youtube
rosesmcgee: I'm sick of this long con climate change. Give me something cataclysmic right now
Getter404: The future, Conan?
lamina5432: just have to fight the emu's for it
kusinohki: "something has gone horribly wrong" - welcome to 2026 ian...
Strebenherz: james okay? or was he vegas'd?
Anubis169: so we have Synaptic Bonus Theatre
Getter404: Harvey Keitel, right?
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ErynTzun: We'll never find out watch the surprise James game was gonna be
PharaohBender27: Oh, I remember seeing that as a kid
Anubis169: '85 represent!
Getter404: I know that historical sword nerds hold up as the ideal form of movie swordfighting
GasCityGaming: time gfil
Linzington: NGL i thought that's what it was
DoodlestheGreat: "It's time, Gail."
ArtDecoSunburn: Double feature of "The Duelists" and "Barry Lyndon" is top notch movie night.
kusinohki: Gfil
KeytarCat: Time Gal says "It's Gail time!"
ErynTzun: Not the best font choice for sure
TehAmelie: i see TiMF_ GFIL
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Jikan no Gyaru
eddieatthegov: Gal@artdecosunburn Truth.
Getter404: That sounds... counterproductive to actually making sales
Redbassist:
hieroglyphica: That's how Madison ave works here in Seattle!
e_bloc: thats why you are scrambling
raulghoulia: Lets Nope podcast came early this week
lamina5432: podcast time
eddieatthegov:
Laurence72: I wager that the reason the i in TiME is lower case is to avoid an possible thoughts of an I in GAL
Omnipotrevor: The only way to find it is to walk around asking where sailors hang out
ghyllnox: Y'all are fine, tomorrow will be way worse
danielsolisgames: Games on my stream? No way
Juliamon: please, it's only been 10 minutes
betweenmyself:
to be fair, how old were you when you didn’t hear the anti-teenager sonic devices? 
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Ian and Beej being the counterpodcast to the let's nope podcast
eddieatthegov: @juliamon yeah, kinda early.
Getter404: The Willy Wonka hallway
kusinohki: public hand holding! *my heavens!*
Juliamon: (reminder, tomorrow is W+P, not Nope)
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 My favorite "Hollywood" style swordfighting films are the "Prisoner of Zenda" versions.
TehAmelie: revision: TiM£ GFIL
e_bloc: time gal isn't even a real game, its just an excuse to talk about japan
ArtDecoSunburn: @Hedonistic_Mushroom "Let's Yep."
e_bloc: wouldn't it be I'll yep
ErynTzun: Hooray tomorrow day is garbage day, hopefully some actual funny games
Laurence72: @e_bloc Why limit it to Anime round ups?
Hedonistic_Mushroom: @ArtDecoSunburn They should unban someone from chat
e_bloc: @Laurence72 believe me, I wouldn't
Anubis169: Can vouch for deterrent speakers in Japan as of 2025, I can still hear those frequencies and Shibuya has those everywhere. It is AWFUL!
Strebenherz: PFFT
ArtDecoSunburn: @Hedonistic_Mushroom What would they play in place of "Carmina Burana" ?
TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn Ode to Joy
TehAmelie: the opposite of Days of Wrath
Hedonistic_Mushroom: @ArtDecoSunburn Flight of the Bumblebee
ArtDecoSunburn: No, wait they do "Hall of the Mountain King." My mistake
Lord_Hosk: Fangamer sells satellites?
kusinohki: beej's story makes me wonder how bad abbey road has gotten...
ArtDecoSunburn: @Hedonistic_Mushroom Ha1
Juliamon: a laserdisc "game"
Anubis169: mb
Omnipotrevor: The green shirt is strong in this meta. it means we get to see more game
Stratavarius: I remember it coming out on the SegaCD
Getter404: A svelt 300 gigs
e_bloc: entropy increases
Anubis169: if it's GB you're in trouble
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Despoiler98: 1st generation quicktime events
Anubis169: shader caching?
Hedonistic_Mushroom: 300 gigs of Time and Gyaru
Nigouki: gaem asplode
e_bloc: it starts responding when it launches
TehAmelie: ah yes, Mountain King, the soundtrack of escalating chaos. i guess the opposite of that would be one of them scientifically designed relaxing tunes
Hedonistic_Mushroom: That's the Game
Brozard: @Hedonistic_Mushroom I’ve read that manga
Anubis169: WHEEEEEEEE
Juliamon: There we go
Redbassist: Criware!?
DoodlestheGreat: How many Kroner?
KeytarCat: but I wouldn'
ArtDecoSunburn: When I was in college at Harvard, the undergraduate library had this beautiful, underutilized laserdisc room, that some wealthy donor gave. It was frozen in 1991 era media
e_bloc: for 16$ CAD do you come to my house and play time gal?
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KeytarCat: t be playing with my best friends
hypergirlie_hyperpop: oh no
Redbassist: Put it in H
hypergirlie_hyperpop: time gal is cute
Laurence72: Graphics do look nice and sharp
KeytarCat: her face looks smoothed like a snes emulator
Getter404: Welcome to the surprise TTSF
ContingentCat: how nice Beej wore his matching shirt
TehAmelie: Batman voice: "there's nothing wrong with you. . .I can't fix. . .with my hands"
kusinohki: so is this like cliffhanger where they re-edit an anime into dragon lair style gameplay??
ErynTzun: oh so this came out not long after Dragon's Lair!
100viewbots: Beautiful beej shirt
Brozard: You don’t want to do a live translation like Clive Tomato?
Anubis169: Can't hear a thing Cap'n
Lysander_salamander: hmm
BraveOthello: I see Beej didn't dress for camera today
PharaohBender27: WINDOWS
BraveOthello: Or maybe did
Anubis169: !windows
LRRbot: That was the stream.
Redbassist: For that HD rumble
SnackPak_: classic windows
Juliamon: Classic Windows
Athelgar: i hate that so much
PharaohBender27: !bing
Anubis169:
MAHP
Hedonistic_Mushroom: @100viewbots Is Beej's Streamer Stealth Shirt on the store yet?
Redbassist:
Lysander_salamander: yay
iarethel0ser: Found the audio!
IanAllenBird:
Getter404: 0.3 mawps
red_shoes_jeff: JESUS!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie I like the idea of Ian and Beej as unifying, pan-European figures, like Beethoven or Charlemagne
TehAmelie: this is relaxing music
KeytarCat: I remember splitte from the borked Let's Nope
Anubis169: we have accessibility controls in 2026
Anubis169:
they let you switch between Inverted and Wrong 
100viewbots: @hedonistic_mushroom yes if you can find it
DoodlestheGreat: This controller has seen some shit.
e_bloc: Ian is commonlaw married to that controller
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie The Dock King -- yacht rock?
TehAmelie: don't tell Cori
francois_le_blendeur: I just want to see the game...
Juliamon: francois_le_blendeur So do we
ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 I've been doing Wrong for years now but yes I still view it as Wrong in my heart manYES
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Typing notes about the stream, "Ian and Beej remapping Audio to thr Joystick because Beej's shirt is invisible on stream"
Lysander_salamander: how peculiar
kusinohki: break out the pop-n-music controller....
100viewbots:
Did you plug the controller in the audio jack?
Anubis169:
francois_le_blendeur: Don't worry, just minor tech issues and it'll be live shortly
IanAllenBird: lmao
Redbassist: Flipped it turnways
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Anubis169: 🤣
Lysander_salamander: using the controller as storage
Redbassist:
Getter404: Problem Exists Between Joystick & PCB
francois_le_blendeur: it feels like this granny bot who wastes robocallers' time
TehAmelie: Time Gal is now an airplane
lamina5432: complete trust
ButButTheJesus: ah, a wiring problem
Lysander_salamander: does configuration let you adjust it?
Anubis169: uh oh
GasCityGaming: spin the joystick board round?
Anubis169: tearing
Redbassist: Oh shit
IanAllenBird: f
hyalopterous: TAITO
Strebenherz: dead
TehAmelie: dire mammoth!
gualdhar: murdered already
Sarah_Serinde:
Strong start 
Strebenherz: get more coins
IanAllenBird: this is an all deaths run, right
gualdhar: is there supposed to be game sound btw
Kentosaurus: oh, one of these games
ContingentCat: wow
Sarah_Serinde: @gualdhar there is, it's just low
PipeSmokingOwl: oh its a quarter eater game
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Is he piloting the elephant?
Lysander_salamander: it's all quick-time-events all the way down
Juliamon: gualdhar It's super quiet
frameshifty: turns out this is a mammoth-stomping sim
hyalopterous: Oh, it's Dragon's Lair
foopoiuyt: I wonder how many times we'll see this
Anubis169: there's a bit of screen tearing going on
arkham1981: horray for dragons lair
RatherLargeToad: squishy
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Turn off Vsync
Juliamon: nothing that can be done about the tearing, probably
ButButTheJesus: hoo, boy
Lysander_salamander: it's a Laser-Disk Game
Redbassist: Welp
Anubis169: LOL
Despoiler98: great plot
Lysander_salamander: some sort of button
ButButTheJesus: sure
eid010n: you are almost out of GAL!
ArtDecoSunburn: @frameshifty Somewhere a small demographic of kinky paleontologists goes, "Finally!"
jessicaengle: Beej kind of otherworldly today
TheWriterAleph:
what IS this
Strebenherz: "RIGHT, up is down"
Redbassist:
Up is down
Laurence72: Oh, just like Trombone Champ!
LeeshaJoy: So we're basically Dirk the Daring with cleavage
kingandcommoner: up is down; right is left; cat's and dogs are livign together!
NoxStryx: Just flip the controller over
Costar_s: You should be able to remap it through Steam Input
RassilonDND: Sorry silly question but we all know beej is currently part chair part floating head right?
Redbassist:
Strebenherz: WHOOPS
DoodlestheGreat: @TheWriterAleph You ever heard of the game "Dragon's Lair?" This is an anime version of it.
red_shoes_jeff: I feel like that gun might serve her better, here.
ghyllnox:
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
Strebenherz: @RassilonDND don't mind the beejhead
Omnipotrevor: Why is there light pouring up from the emperor's crotch?
Anubis169: PHRASING
swordfishspyke: IAN
ButButTheJesus: IAN
Shadowsoflife:
Lysander_salamander: the most cheerful game over jingle I've heard today
betweenmyself: *fast forward to next stream to use the controller wondering why the Y axis is switched*
Juliamon: !phrasing
LRRbot: You heard them.
ContingentCat: IAN
Drasvin: IAN
IanAllenBird: @RassilonDND yeah he wore a bright green shirt
betweenmyself: ahh, nvm
ErynTzun: @IanAllenBird Yes he's haunter Beej today
Shadowsoflife: @IanAllenBird ghost beej
TheWriterAleph: @DoodlestheGreat but dragon's lair was at least *coherent*
ArtDecoSunburn: @Omnipotrevor That's why he's the emperor.
kusinohki: "in my youth" I only ever encoutered dragon's lair and space ace. never knew so many of this style of game was made...
DoodlestheGreat: @TheWriterAleph I'm not sure I'd call that game coherent.
ErynTzun: ime Gal was inspired by the success of earlier LaserDisc video games that used pre-recorded animation, including Dragon's Lair (1983) and the previous Taito/Toei collaboration Ninja Hayate (1984), while Reika's character design bears similarities to the anime characters Lum and Yuri from Urusei Yatsura and Dirty Pair, respectively.
IanAllenBird: game could be a bit louder
SaxPython: yo but seriously clippers are doing awesome
SaxPython: thatnks clippers
Costar_s: You could also use Shift+Tab to remap while in-game
Juliamon: kusinohki I wouldn't say "so many"
Omnipotrevor: Just filling the pc full of quarters
Hedonistic_Mushroom: After Graham's BNF class last weekend, Beej looks like his shirt is just all Motion Vectors without color information
KeytarCat: I guess LV down means it's easier when you fail
Strebenherz: @SaxPython my pov is i don't mind/care if i don't make highlights, but i want to clip things i'll laugh at later
Laurence72: I assume movie theater is so you can watchthe beaten levels without having to watch for control prompts
IanAllenBird: whoa
TehAmelie: "level" sets your starting level i see
ghyllnox: In the past is: Godzilla
Costar_s: I think the order of the levels get randomized each playthrough
chaos5896: Beej, ur a floating head again
ButButTheJesus: when Godzilla ruled the earth
SaxPython:
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Didn't know dinosaurs breathed fire
Omnipotrevor: replay value?
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SFSMaus: 62 months? I love spending some Time with my Gal.
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chaos5896: oh, green shirt
NightValien28: those cavemen are aggro as hell
Kentosaurus: so many lunging cavemen
SymphonySolstice: NOM
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
IanAllenBird: oh nooo
ButButTheJesus: oop
Strebenherz: So many death screens
DoodlestheGreat: They made a game like this out of the classic Miyazaki film, "Castle of Cagliostro."
spectaquel: pteradone
ErynTzun: Okay which one of you hit the Chibi button
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Strebenherz: Some dragonball ass energy with the death screen chibis
KeytarCat: can we get the volume up like 4 ticks?
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, she DOES use the gun.
Pal_Friendpatine: Can we get game volume up for us just a tiny bit?
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Strebenherz: WHACK
ErynTzun: Now just imagine spending a quarter every time you died 3 times!
Strebenherz: @Pal_Friendpatine Seconded, game volume little quiet
kingandcommoner: those cavemen look familiar
ContingentCat: it looks so familiar
IanAllenBird: whoa
Hedonistic_Mushroom: The villain guy reminds me of a younger Charles Dance
GhostValv: o7
SymphonySolstice: ZA WARUDO
ButButTheJesus: oh.
JKBalch: wut
BorealMage: Thanos'd
Lysander_salamander: oh
IanAllenBird: klmjnhikmn
PharaohBender27:
iarethel0ser: I don't feel so good mr stark.
Lysander_salamander: well, now we know
Anubis169: looks like Toei
chaos5896: Player-sama, idont feel so good
Shadwhawk: Wikipedia says that Toei Animation did the animation
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Yo what?
TehAmelie: messing with time never goes well
ArtDecoSunburn: @Hedonistic_Mushroom Circa "Last Action Hero."
Anubis169: yeah Toei Animation
RassilonDND: Do pteradactyls prefer thighs or breast meat?
Lysander_salamander: kitty!
SaxPython:
ContingentCat: danger kitty
ButButTheJesus: murder kitty! murder kitty!
ArtDecoSunburn: @RassilonDND Wings, of course.
Lysander_salamander: well, now I'm curious if there's a game like this for the Dirty Pair.
Costar_s: Higher difficulties just don't have arrows or flashing if its like other laserdisc games
spectaquel: Bikini armor defies plot?
Capt_clown: Doctor Who has gotten really weird
Dreamlettuce: She's having an awful morning.
GhostValv: we're back a Dinosaur story?
Omnipotrevor: about 50 thousand years different, I think
Nigouki: LVL Down is probably doing backwards
HadesLeprechaun: just hopping in, so this is anime Dragon's Lair?
RassilonDND: Still better than the last two doctors
Lysander_salamander: yay
SymphonySolstice: lolll
PharaohBender27:
IanAllenBird: wuhoh
Strebenherz: OH NO
Lysander_salamander: ohno
TehAmelie:
Dog_of_Myth:
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
GhostValv: D:
iarethel0ser: Hoo, boy...
e_bloc: sorry you got the bends
SaxPython:
Hedonistic_Mushroom: It's all key frames and Beej's shirt is all Motion vectors
Nigouki: yes
PharaohBender27: Yep
ButButTheJesus: zero surfing!
7gorobei: yes
Brozard: These sound effects are sending me
Strebenherz: PRAY GOD
GhostValv: pray god
IanAllenBird: okijuikjuik
ArtDecoSunburn: They did. This is Pearl Harbor.
Lysander_salamander: sure
SymphonySolstice:
ButButTheJesus: PRAY GOD
TheAinMAP:
Strebenherz: BAHAHAHA
RassilonDND: Correct!
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
IanAllenBird: lmfaooo
NightValien28: holy shit
iarethel0ser: HAHAHA
TheWriterAleph: there is no god in war
SFSMaus: Definitely Pray God
Kentosaurus: she joined the divine wind
KarolinaLinaLina:
ButButTheJesus: GAME OF THE YEAR
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swordfishspyke: P R A Y G O D
TehAmelie: soo should "pray god" go in !advice or !badadvice?
Lysander_salamander: can you insert more coin mid-game?
e_bloc: oh is that what god looks like
Omnipotrevor: oops all highlight reel
Capt_clown: Eat, Pray, TORA TORA TORA
KarolinaLinaLina: the jumping sound is so silly
ErynTzun: Actually no wait, I remember Dragon's Lair cost more than other games, it was 50 cents a play while ever thing else was 25 cents.
Anubis169: yuuuuuuuuuup
e_bloc: even worse, didn't set high score
ButButTheJesus: aw
Sarah_Serinde: well it's nice that that one dude is having fun
ErynTzun: It was sooo annoying
TehAmelie: 15 seconds more like
Nigouki: I'm looking at the Japanese wiki page and they got year 2001 as a stage, briefly panicked before remembering this was made in 1985 so it can't be 9/11
ErynTzun: I could have played Baby Pac-man, it was pinball AND packman all in one!
PharaohBender27:
The_Color_Twelve: this is certainly a journey
ErynTzun: And then played Tron and it still would have been a longer time
hyalopterous: Vought F4U!
Getter404: The Grand Line?!
Strebenherz: "Sir there's a girl swimming outside the submarine" LAUNCH TORPEDOES"
kusinohki: laser discs really weren't made for the constant scene shuffling of these games. they were designed for movie watching so they broke all the time I heard
Hedonistic_Mushroom: That's the Akagi
Juliamon: I assume the laughing guy is controlling her travel
TehAmelie: i'm leaning towards she has no control over
AugmentingPath: I think she's just trying to not die, really
spectaquel: She rejected laughing guy and now he is trying to murder her throughout time!
KeytarCat: The game effects (beeps) are fine compared to you, but the video sounds are still super quiet
korvys: Time Man
Sarah_Serinde: time to go no contact then
kingandcommoner: you have to read the side of the arcade machine for the backstory
Simonark: I think she’s putting right something that once went.. differently?
HadesLeprechaun: the arcade score overlay is extremely distracting and taking away from the game, imo
LeeshaJoy: I wish it showed her turning into a skeleton like in Dragon's Lair
KarolinaLinaLina:
This poor woman, she is in constant mortal danger 
Hedonistic_Mushroom: It's not Charles Dance?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark It's "Quantum Leap" ?
Masslost: wow Toei Company did the animation didn't have that on my bingo card
AugmentingPath: @HadesLeprechaun It's 1985, video games need to have points!
Strebenherz: @HadesLeprechaun it might not be removeable/hideable
red_shoes_jeff: Man, Harlock's ancestor's kicking our ass.
Astramentha: which Sailor is this
e_bloc: sailor doom
hyalopterous: She is not a skilled swordsperson.
Strebenherz: Windrose looking good
ghyllnox: From the Wikipedia, animated by the Toei Company
Simonark: @artdecosunburn Quantum Press To Jump
Astramentha: @e_bloc noice
Sarah_Serinde:
e_bloc: how do you know how well you are doing unless there are points
margieargie: @Astramentha Green hair and time's involved so Pluto I assume
iarethel0ser:
CrossXhunteR: is the game audio very quiet except for the blonking?
ErynTzun: Just Die in ocean
RassilonDND: But what if we have to just pray godder
Sarah_Serinde: Yes, the game is quiet
Pal_Friendpatine: yeah game volume is a bit quiet
Izandai: Huh, a Dragon's Lair-like. I didn't know there was more than one of those.
LiveFaust: So I've been watching AFK. Is it 25 bits to make them continue?
HadesLeprechaun: @Strebenherz I wasn't saying it was something they could do anything about, just commenting on it, ahah
SymphonySolstice:
Lysander_salamander: nice
Izandai:
ButButTheJesus: JAWSU
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Strebenherz: @HadesLeprechaun Fair nuff pardon
Tiber727: Oh man it would be so troll if one time "not choosing anything" was the only correct answer
AugmentingPath: Some sharks live a long time!
ErynTzun: Yes wikipedia says this was inspired by the success of Dragon's Lair
Drasvin: According to TVTropes, the laughing man is a time bandit trying to make himself ruler of the world in his time. Time Gal is trying to stop him. Though this isn't mentioned in the game.
ButButTheJesus: i just got a deja vu from this
Anubis169: Beej: This game required 6x more cels drawn than standard to make work, it barely fit on the laserdisc
RedAlexxis: Cannonball!!!
IanAllenBird: whoops
SymphonySolstice: well ok
Lysander_salamander: wow
PharaohBender27: Surely the Japanese word for shark is not just "Jawsu"
Izandai:
e_bloc: little known fact, the movie jaws actually features Jaws XVII
Simonark: We all know Sir Isaac Newton didn’t invent sharks until the 1680s, as a plot to humiliate Leibniz.
Nigouki: oh wow, Toshiyuki Inoue worked on this. Did 4 sequences
Izandai: @PharaohBender27 It's same (pronounced sah-meh).
Strebenherz:
@Simonark
ghyllnox: Also from the Wikipedia page, Reika (MC) is searching for Luda (laughing guy) to stop him from altering the past
Lysander_salamander: the singular guitar pluck for the options is really something
Morrigan9: croatia?
swordfishspyke: Persian Gulf?
Nigouki: that's an Abrams tank, so American Imperialism
AugmentingPath: this is ww3 5 years in the future, presumably
ArtDecoSunburn: Soviets East Germany. Ww3.
korvys: Gulf?
Laurence72: Iraq?
HadesLeprechaun: she seems to be enjoying herself, at least
Anubis169: this is 5 years in the future from when it was made
aerohydra: too early for serbia
dm818: I'm guessing they are assuming wwiii
Anubis169: so it could be anywhere
hyalopterous: Russian afghan war was over buy 90
RatherLargeToad: stumbled into a G.I.ed Joe of some sort
Hedonistic_Mushroom: The fall of the USSR?
hyalopterous: Gulf 1 was 91
SaxPython: the Balkans in general?
SajuukSjet: WW3 is always a strong contender around this time
Lysander_salamander: could be alternate universe timeline, since there's the bad-guy messing with the timeline.
aerohydra: probably afghan/ruassian war
PharaohBender27: Well this was released in 1985, so they just assumed shit wend sideways by 1990
Simonark: The Balkans were the 90s too.
e_bloc: this is just texas
TehAmelie: i wonder if this never ends. you just cycle through stages randomly and try to get the biggest score forever
Izandai:
IanAllenBird: well,
Anubis169: Indiana Jones?
SFSMaus: Heli
Dog_of_Myth:
margieargie: Good news: Not a shark
AugmentingPath: War in Afghanistan is a pretty good bet at a lot of points in the last couple centuries, unfortunately
Strebenherz: GET CROC
ancientspark:
No you idiot, it's a crocodile
ButButTheJesus: got gator'd
Morrigan9: never jump in the water
iarethel0ser: Dr Jones.
e_bloc: so close
RatherLargeToad: are we secretly Captain Hook?
RedAlexxis: honestly, total crock
SFSMaus: Helicopter
RassilonDND: Its jawsu's Florida cousin
hoveringhalibut: Great White sharks can live into their 70s apparently
bv310: @TehAmelie I was wondering the same thing
Simonark: Sarajevo was hosting the Olympics in 1984
korvys: I mean, this game is from 1985, so it's not any specific conflict they know of
HadesLeprechaun: wow the choices in this game are really "just ate your quarter, hahahaha"
Izandai: Huh, that was a short one.
PharaohBender27: I have questions
e_bloc: always get to the choppa
raulghoulia: time gail needs a nap and a sammy
Anubis169: 🦆
Izandai: Why does everyone who sees this gal just immediately want to fucking kill her?
e_bloc: time gail needs a new job
Strebenherz: Does this game have an actual end, or is it repeating endless?
Hedonistic_Mushroom: The Metallica Album?
korvys: This gal is just having a really bad day, huh. Hasn't teleported to anywhere she can just chill out
chaos5896: kakate koi
e_bloc: she's secretly margaret thatcher
Izandai: SHE HAS A LASER GUN???
Simonark: Oh, history. I see they’re sticking close to my high school textbooks
LiveFaust: "Time stop: get on the street." "STREET SHARK!"
Izandai: WHY HASN'T SHE USED THAT BEFORE???
Masslost: space bikini is the best armor for situations like this
Lysander_salamander: They're all henchmen of the badguy?
RassilonDND: Is that time bandit just a japanese version of Kane from command and conquer?
spectaquel: She had a gun?!
Anubis169: LOL
Izandai:
Sarah_Serinde: she's used it lots in other settings
Its_VeeBot: "My boob!"
KeytarCat: Oh the demon brain-eating hand!
ButButTheJesus: not the bewb!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think winning at a game has ever made me so mad WHAT
Simonark: Is she his quarry, in a quarry?
RedAlexxis: When the past comes along, you must whip it?
Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde Oh, fair. I did come in just a little ago.
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ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Next antagonist are the mining u n ions?
Laurence72: The last Matters of Import?
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Fist of the North Star
kingandcommoner: too late for egypt, right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was midway through typing that and then she was defeated by her shirt being destroyed
Anubis169:
crimson
raulghoulia: Time Stone!
Its_VeeBot: From what I remember, isn't the Japanese title of this game "Time Gyaru"? Which has... connotations?
e_bloc: jush mash
kingandcommoner: Oh, you're on the set ot Temple of Doom,
iarethel0ser: This is just Temple of Doom.
Its_VeeBot: *splat*
Lysander_salamander: nice
PharaohBender27: Hold on we have MINECARTS in 500 A.D.!?
RedAlexxis: faceplant
KarolinaLinaLina:
that hole was made for her
SFSMaus: Now that was a bug splat
Hedonistic_Mushroom: They had rail roads in 500bc?
Lysander_salamander: yay
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 And the protag DIES FROM HER SHIRT BEING RIPPED
IanAllenBird: kmljniokjn
TehAmelie: i'll make a guess they must have made a hundred thousand dollars just from people dying on purpose to try and see a glimpse of boobs ere
Laurence72: Death STar!
IanAllenBird: whoa
TehAmelie: there
IanAllenBird: the far off future
Getter404: Oh, the year we make contact
Simonark: Remember 1985 when they shoehorned a mine cart set piece into everything?
Laurence72: On May 4th!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just the trench run
kingandcommoner: Just because they call it a trench run doesn't mean you're supposed ot do it on foot
e_bloc: I remember the future
CrossXhunteR: i love how all of her failures have her turn chibi
RatherLargeToad: in the far future of 2010
Its_VeeBot: I also vaguely remember that the voice actress in at least one version of this game was shown the cutscenes and told "OK, go."
RedAlexxis: look at all that air .... in space
Strebenherz: @CrossXhunteR same xD
ButButTheJesus: "the future, Conan?"
Laurence72: It's May the 4th! Live long and prosper!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner Arguably that means doing it on foot is less appropriate
Hedonistic_Mushroom: I want an entire demake of Resident evil but it's all QTEs like this
GasCityGaming: clayfighter 63 1/3
Kentosaurus: oh, I remember that!
Anubis169: this time period reminds me of Ulysses 31
CrossXhunteR: with Ichabod Clay
Izandai: @Its_VeeBot Gyaru is a particular fashion subculture for young women, yeah. TBH she doesn't look like much of a gyaru to me, but maybe such things looked different in the 80s.
BigDaddyBland87: Just got here. Nice to see Beej's head made it
e_bloc: clayfighter slapped a little bit
Anubis169:
Shadowsoflife: @ButButTheJesus In the year 2000~!
Omnipotrevor: There's no good reason 2010 shouldn't have looked like this
Izandai: Wait this scene is only in 2010? Wow.
kingandcommoner: save me duck dodgers!
RedAlexxis: who is the laugh-happy time lord?
LadyAiluros: There was also a platformer called Claymates
ButButTheJesus:
@Shadowsoflife
Nigouki: Satoru Utsunomiya also worked on this, so him and Toshiyuki Inoue are the two giant names attached. Then there's a few big Toei staff that went on to make big contirbutions to DBZ, Sailor Moon, One Piece and Tenchu Muyo
HadesLeprechaun: Playing this animation from start to finish with no failures, this lady is having a hell of a hectic day
ghyllnox: 2010!
KarolinaLinaLina: this happened just 16 years ago ;w;
Its_VeeBot: How many of LRR's quarters are we spending
CrossXhunteR: you control the buttons you press
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Star Sherrifs
Drasvin: Gotta feed that yen into the machine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Its_VeeBot Yes
SkylerRingtail: Dear Dr.s Beej and Ian (The Love Doctors (tm)): what is the lore behind Time Gal?
Strebenherz:
Shadowsoflife: @ButButTheJesus my fave bit on that show
margieargie: @KarolinaLinaLina Wow, it feels like only last year, I remember it so well
SquareDotCube: 25 is peak reflex apparently
raulghoulia: I knew it!
Laurence72: There may be viewers who were not yet alive to witness this event live.
Anubis169: LOL
ShaneLeeAtk: Deep in the phrenology
ErynTzun: Eeeeeeeew
Anubis169: seen this one
Izandai: Sodastream?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
Its_VeeBot:
50 Here, the next couple of continues are on me.
Sarah_Serinde: A non-zero amount of skull measuring
TheMerricat: Japanese MSX Magazine staff reported that the game's animation required approximately six times more animation cels per minute that what is commonly used for traditional television anime.
Darleysam:
nitrogenated milk?
Lysander_salamander: ohno
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
CrossXhunteR: like a calpis?
kusinohki: I like the implication that kids have faster reaction times because their limbs are shorter...
ButButTheJesus: WHY?! WHYYYYYY
e_bloc: didnt we just do this
Hedonistic_Mushroom: There's a 2025 Sequel of Time Gal
PharaohBender27: Oh is this the same story Heather told last night?
Omnipotrevor: carbonite
ghyllnox: @SkylerRingtail The main character is looking for the villain (laughing guy, a criminal) through time, so he can't change the timeline
Dog_of_Myth:
Izandai:
IanAllenBird: lmao
Lysander_salamander: what
Juliamon: !clip
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Lysander_salamander: huh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Hedonistic_Mushroom Hehehehehe, is it good enough for a bonus stream
Darleysam: good bit, good bit
ButButTheJesus: huh
SaxPython: Remix!
dm818: oh no
kingandcommoner: You have in inbubbliate it with Nitrogen instead
CrossXhunteR: whippets
Anubis169: which makes Instant Spoiled Milk
NoxStryx: Nitrogenated
Simonark: It blew off her legs
Thefluffiestguineapig: The whippets that people get high off of and go to the ER using?
Izandai: Huh, neat!
wolphiron: nooooooOooo, sparkling milk again??
DoodlestheGreat: Happy Milk!
Anubis169: it does make the world's happiest milk
Boon_33: it gets you whipped cream
Drasvin: Laughy milk?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ghyllnox How are we supposed to apprehend him? I don't see handcuffs on that skimpy outfit.
margieargie: High pressure nitrogen... giving your milk the bends I guess
e_bloc: ha ha ha ha
wolphiron: Please stop trying to carbonate milk
ButButTheJesus: will your milk also boost my Supra?
Dog_of_Myth: NoS Milk, for when you crazy speedy calcium
TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn we've got a lasergun that can explode ghosts
Izandai: Game disagrees.
ErynTzun: I would rather just use other means to make milk foamy
Simonark: All the other games like this, Space Ace and the Lairs, also sped up with time and were… probably more punishing than this.
TehAmelie: *and asteroids
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@ErynTzun Shaking the cow for instance 
dm818: A lot of whipped cream charges do use nitrous oxide
Boon_33:
Anubis169:
Juliamon: Faster than electrons!
CrossXhunteR: dunbine?
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wolphiron: @Thefluffiestguineapig Whipped cream
HadesLeprechaun: More Space!
Lysander_salamander: My sister used to work at a restaurant/kitchen supply store, and they eventually had to lock off the whipped cream chargers because people would just crack them open in-store to huff them.
ButButTheJesus: AHAHHAHAHAA
Izandai: Good VA work there.
iarethel0ser: Futurer space.
Strebenherz: uh oh, zappies
Its_VeeBot:
ButButTheJesus: i love her
raulghoulia: so um who is this guy laughing at us?
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig The Cow disliked that
TheAinMAP:
Getter404: Aura SHOOTAH!
Strebenherz: the toei animation does so much for this
DoodlestheGreat: I believe it IS nitrous in thos sparkletts, because a problem we have in the US is teenagers getting ahold of large numbers of sparkletts and having the NO2 equivalent of an "ether frolic."\
Juliamon: raulghoulia Apparently a Time Bandit who hates us
Orlantia: Yeah Ian, the chargers for whipped cream are N2O
Simonark: is it just me or is this guy’s sense of humor kind of.. one-track?
Getter404: Attack! Attack! Attack! Ore wa SENSHIIIIIIIIIII!!
kusinohki: I remember a flash game that tried to emulate this style of game using stick figure animation. every failure had unique animation. I could only progress using Tab to highlight the correct area the game wanted clicked...
Juliamon: Simonark there's at least two different laugh takes
wolphiron: @DoodlestheGreat The amount they're selling is too much to make whipped cream, it's just for huffing
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie That seems useful.
margieargie: Say what you will, she loves her job
KarolinaLinaLina: she could have lead with the pistol
Laurence72: Bidibidibidibidi
Its_VeeBot: @Simonark I mean, if I were an evil space lord or whatever I'd also find humor in the destruction of my enemies
Simonark: @juliamon Sure, but he tends to laugh at very similar things.
Strebenherz: SPLAT
Anubis169: Splat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pfffft amazing
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ArtDecoSunburn: @Its_VeeBot He really loves his work. It's never a chore.
Izandai:
raulghoulia: hopefully Time Gail gets a good salary. her shift doesnt seem to end
Strebenherz: F
Izandai:
What did you think would happen??? 
kusinohki: who did the voice acting? it seems like they only recorded like 5 lines...
wolphiron: I feel like there's a lot of screaming
Its_VeeBot: @ArtDecoSunburn Good for him. I think.
wolphiron: @kusinohki Same
Simonark: I do feel like the laughing scenes are there to stop them having to do lavish death animations the way Dragon’s Lair did.
CrossXhunteR: time for a circus?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game also seems to love "shoot the head off the enemy and it continues to exist"
Laurence72: Apparently she can breathe in space?
Izandai: So what time did she start from?
ButButTheJesus: are we nearing the grim darkness?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omnipotrevor Good question next question
ArtDecoSunburn: @Its_VeeBot Merry bosses probably give good bonuses. He's like Hank Scorpio.
taliesinskye: The sound effects for this remind me of the Mario 64 ones for some reason.
wolphiron: I prefer the Ian laugh to villain laugh
TehAmelie: 9000 AD is close to when Warhammer's Imperium formed, so yeah
red_shoes_jeff: @Izandai As far as she's concerned, the present.
Its_VeeBot: From Wikipedia: "A script was not prepared for the voice recording, and Yamamoto ad-libed the lines by looking at scenes from the game."
Izandai: @red_shoes_jeff Fair point.
CrossXhunteR: what if dragon's lair, but animated in japan
TheWriterAleph: @Omnipotrevor 20X6
Getter404: Oh no we're in one of those Bubblegum Crises
Anubis169: in the year 199X
kingandcommoner: This is what I remember
KarolinaLinaLina:
do NOT do 9/11
ArtDecoSunburn: @Laurence72 Presumably the less the blouse, the more the oxygen capacity.
kingandcommoner: maybe it's christmas already
Getter404: Sliiiiiide
wolphiron: OMG that noise
Nigouki: if punks have hoverbikes I don't think people of this era will think much of 9/11
Lysander_salamander:
Izandai: Well, there's about a 3/4ths chance we have a chance to stop 9/11 if we arrived on a random date.
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
raulghoulia: time is stopped and you still crash
SkylerRingtail: So, what's the lore of Time Gal? I assume this is based on an anime?
ButButTheJesus: its so good
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was perfect
LordZarano: It's amazing how much technological development people in the 80s thought there would be between 1990 and 2000
Izandai: Oh, sorry, more like 2/3rds.
Its_VeeBot: Time Stop! *Check the calendar*
wolphiron: @LordZarano Sci-fi was a lie
taliesinskye: 2000 has to be the future, don't you know.
Getter404: Genestealers!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Anubis169 20xd6!
wolphiron: 2YK bug yanno
Omnipotrevor: @LordZarano Makes sense, considering the technological development they had already seen
taliesinskye: My flying car and sapient robot are in the mail, I am assured.
raulghoulia: like the Last of Us 2 can we get a mode that plays in order? I want to learn the narrative
kusinohki: so does her time button have a cool down like in sliders??
wolphiron: IDK my ear hurts, was it 2KY?
Simonark: I did just realize that as much as I made a Quantum Leap joke, that swirl of black and white is literally just the time travel graphic from The Time Tunnel
Strebenherz: RIP
Izandai: Yup, thought so.
Dog_of_Myth:
Anubis169:
spaced yourself 
PharaohBender27: Welp
Getter404: Missed the followup
DoodlestheGreat: This is a quarter-eater.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LordZarano Counterpoint, 1959 to 1969.
wolphiron: How do you shoot if you're tied up?
Its_VeeBot: The look on her face was like "Uh... why am I doing this?"
Izandai:
Getter404: There was an arrow after the hatch opened, wasn't there?
Izandai: There was.
Getter404: Eeeeeeevil
TomatoKigu: I like how the red beasties use the same bounce sound effect as Dr. Snuggles' pogo umbrella
Nigouki: lol, the double\
SajuukSjet: this is definitely one of the games that the local players are going to pool their info on to extend playtime
kingandcommoner: these gams have no interest in fair
Anubis169: it's an arcade game, it's meant to eat money
wolphiron: You need to hold the ladder harder!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark Great point. May be the US government is monitoring, and we'll spend an hour at the Alamo.
TriseAlpha: Za Warudo!
Its_VeeBot: It's a good thing this emulator's hooked up to James' e-transfer account
Izandai: Huh. Maybe.
CrossXhunteR: and it was always used for good after this
Izandai:
Getter404: No. Do not check the tags.
ArtDecoSunburn: @kingandcommoner I love that typo. Her legs definitely don't care.
ButButTheJesus:
nah, they clearly stole this from Resident Evil 3 
e_bloc: and again
Omnipotrevor: Okay, we were definitionally already in this year, right?
wolphiron: Why is she in so much trouble with all these monsters?
Shadowsoflife: plot
Simonark: @ArtDecoSunburn I’d only ever see the one where they ran into aliens in the old West
CrossXhunteR: is this like a 3 frame window now
Juliamon: And the past, for dinos
AugmentingPath: remember when metal greebling? very important historical period
Omnipotrevor: and some cavement
PharaohBender27:
Izandai: These windows are getting real tight.
Getter404: Does it lock you out if you hit early?
Nigouki: there's 16 scenes, only 4 are "future" if you ignore 1990 and 2001 being after when this was made
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark Shot on the same backlot where Star Trek went to the west.
wolphiron: Stop having her butt bitten off?... That sounds wrong
Izandai: Can you just mash it?
Anubis169: this is the cash grab stage
Getter404: So you can't machine gun it, damn
Its_VeeBot: Her facial expression when the monster bites at her bottom doesn't seem... correct.
CrossXhunteR: sadly, there is no "plot" section on the wikipedia page for Time Gal
AugmentingPath: This might've been a fun stream for the old !death command, if only so we could budget how much this would've cost in an arcade
e_bloc: why don't you go cure cancer? "I don't want to cure cancer, I want to fight space dinosaurs"
Sarah_Serinde: I mean those two were in the future when the game was made, so I think they count as future
Simonark: @ArtDecoSunburn Wait, do you imply that episode was filmed for no money whatsoever? I am shocked. Shocked.
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron They're worried about her getting cold. They're just trying to get her to put on a jacket.
Izandai: Can you just mash it?
bv310: Good lord, that timing is brutal
CrossXhunteR: your quarters, gone
Getter404: @ArtDecoSunburn She has a jacket, but it is very tiny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai First time Beej said he pressed it too early
LordZarano: The original microtransactions
wolphiron: Cancer is bc we're living longer so our bodies have a higher chance to malfunction over time
Izandai: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah but is that actually a fail?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark Hey, catering for the extras was three whole sandwiches.
UnknownFriday: As a guy with long blond hair and a beard, I must say this villain's cackle is disappointing at best.
wolphiron: She needs more armor. Especially the butt
Omnipotrevor: This machine is going to overflow with quarters.
wolphiron: @UnknownFriday Ian does it better
kusinohki: any chance it's a frame rate issue?? remember something about ocarina of time emulator had an issue, forget what though...
nevermore913: Progress
taliesinskye: Punked you with a second, ouch
Anubis169: Izandai: This is an arcade game, any early inputs count and will cause a fail condition. It's designed to eat as much cash as possible
KarolinaLinaLina:
this is BS
e_bloc: chat can't help you now
BorealMage: incremental progress is still progress
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Yup. It's a disease of modernity. You live long enough now to die from cancer.
UnknownFriday: @wolphiron I hope to see it; I've only just tuned in.
korvys: What happens if you push a button outside of time?
Its_VeeBot: I'm reminded of the fate of the JoCo Cruise Pushy Quarters machine
Izandai:
@Anubis169 You were saying?
e_bloc: progress, not perfection
MrPhlip: the life counter is just ablative knowledge checks
Its_VeeBot: Which ate so many quarters its belly got full
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Yup, :c
TriseAlpha: Villain guy looks like Maximilian Dood
ArtDecoSunburn: @Its_VeeBot Which was?
Simonark: He loves to laugh. Long and loud and clear.
Its_VeeBot: @ArtDecoSunburn Too many quarters eaten, tummy full
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrPhlip Con based scouting
Lysander_salamander: boss fight time!
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wolphiron: New yellow beard laugh??
Its_VeeBot: CheckPoint isn't till Friday
bv310: Oh hot damn, it checkpointed
e_bloc: I think the most quarters I ever put into a machine was d&d tower of doom, probably about 20ish dollars but damned if we didn't beat the thing
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 True.
nevermore913: I can't imagine anyone finished this in the arcades
Anubis169: and the arcade got yo money
Its_VeeBot: BTW at some point can we put Beej over Time Gal and create Time Beej? He's wearing the perfect Chroma Key shirt
wolphiron: Her screaming at being tazed....
margieargie: @nevermore913 Just bring an entire truck ful of quarters
taliesinskye: People were really dedicated to those arcade games back in the day.
Shadwhawk: I'm sure people beat this in arcades, it just cost them like $50
ElementalAlchemist: ah, I showed up and it looks like we're playing ExciteQTE
wolphiron: Quarter on a string = infinite plays
TriseAlpha: (why is his crotch so shiny?)
ButButTheJesus: #TheComputerIsACheatingBastard
taliesinskye: People somehow finished stuff like Pac-Man.
Its_VeeBot: Lock the fuck in Beej
GhostValv: bad guy is just the animated owner of the arcade
kusinohki: can't speak for this game, but dragon's lair, some people had all the inputs and timings memorized and could play through the whole thing
Simonark: Was this model of game, the Dragons Lair-a-like the worst quarter vacuum in the arcade or was there a worse one?
Lysander_salamander: nice
Strebenherz: BAHAHA
SnackPak_: amazing
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: "Fuck this guy"
CrossXhunteR: oh, she's a murderer
GhostValv: cinema
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
TheWriterAleph: the hubris kill!
Its_VeeBot: Yatta!
Lysander_salamander: yatta
IanAllenBird: lmao
Izandai:
taliesinskye: Nice!
chaos5896: bruh
wolphiron: What the fudge
SnackPak_: gg
ghyllnox: \o/
TriseAlpha: yay!
The_Color_Twelve:
TheAinMAP:
TomatoKigu: Fantastic game, A+
nevermore913: We win!
KarolinaLinaLina:
Its_VeeBot: Cricis
Lysander_salamander: Victory!
iarethel0ser:
bv310: A Great Cricis
LathosTiran: cricis
Izandai: CRICIS
Strebenherz: GOD BLESS TIME GAL
ElementalAlchemist:
DiscordianTokkan: Cricis
Dog_of_Myth: cricis
wolphiron: Cricis
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeee
margieargie: God bless Time Gal!
tergonis: and that is why mounted guns have a limited turn radius
TheAinMAP:
TriseAlpha: great crickets?
AugmentingPath: cricis averted
Sarah_Serinde: A great cricis
Thefluffiestguineapig:
?
WiJohn: That sure was a cricis
empyreon: NOT THE CRICIS
Anubis169: from a great cricis
IanAllenBird: god bless time gal
Izandai: A GREAT CRICIS
TehAmelie: that was easier than expected
e_bloc:
CrossXhunteR: that was 1 hour well spent
TriseAlpha: great circus?
wolphiron: Beej disappeared
ButButTheJesus: it sure was
wolphiron: Unlock everything?
Izandai: Oh there's eras you didn't see? Huh.
Anubis169 dances
Simonark: Is that just the only world affected or is there a Cricis On Infinite Earths?
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Next week play the 2025 Sequel Time Game Re:Birth
TriseAlpha: There were branches?
Its_VeeBot: Time Gal: The Movie
Omnipotrevor: time to replay for other scenes?
Izandai: Wow that is just straight-up Godzilla, sound effects and all.
CrossXhunteR: is this chronological order for how the game flowed, or pure chronological order
taliesinskye: A cricis on some number of Earths.
IanAllenBird: @TriseAlpha not so much branches as randomised levels
Costar_s: that's just godzilla
LathosTiran: dodge with hands up, dodge with hands down
wolphiron: You needed to unlock all the deaths
kusinohki: I assume the blank scenes are failures we haven't seen
wolphiron: Eww
Izandai: Oh that was a bit risque.
IanAllenBird: wuhoh
GhostValv:
kingandcommoner: so you can use training to ge the misses you didn't see
Costar_s: It's kind of funny how low-effort the menus are
wolphiron: The villain laugh after that panty flash sounded different
kingandcommoner: Jawsu!
Izandai: I enjoy her going chibi in a lot of these fails.
Its_VeeBot: BTW apparently Time Gal's name is Reika. I'm gonna keep calling her Time Gal.
ContingentCat: Oh my
Izandai: Oh wow is it really that specific? That's kinda rude.
wolphiron: :c no thank you
Izandai: Yeah it sure is.
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
kingandcommoner: slightly different
Izandai: Oh it's different voice lines!
IanAllenBird: neat
Izandai: Okay, I guess that's something.
ContingentCat: Huh
Simonark: These games were incredibly hard to make, expensive as hell, and the technology in them was way more expensive than a normal cabinet
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
wolphiron: Bidididididi
Izandai: GUBEBIBO!
GhostValv: goobebebo
taliesinskye: Swap your legs?
Its_VeeBot: Every single line was adlibbed, believe it or not
wolphiron: Sorry, I go back to not understanding anything when watching Friday Nights
TriseAlpha: huh
Shadowsoflife: and the mics are?
TehAmelie: you can't script this kind of performance
CrossXhunteR: hot mic. got a hot mic here. get your hot mic
kusinohki: I wouldn't mind cliffhanger if possible. probably take same amount of time...
Lysander_salamander: apparently there was another game like this also on sale in a bundle, called Ninja Hyate?
NotCainNorAbel: Just getting done making dinner: am I watching Matters of Import?
wolphiron: Have fun!
raulghoulia: very few games are animated live. It's a terrible strain on the animators wrists
lirazel64: I'm just guessing, but I think they found the microphones.
Sethalidos: MAWP
SnackPak_: @NotCainNorAbel basically, yes
Simonark: @NotCainNorAbel Close, it does involve time travel.
NotCainNorAbel: @SnackPak_ hell yeah!
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TehAmelie: @raulghoulia you just need about 3000 artists drawing one frame each in a very organized way, and then swap them every minute
fcloud:
Sarah_Serinde: Guess that Vegas slide can go away now
Juliamon: Yeah, it was mentioned last stream too
ElementalAlchemist: I was gonna say, interesting that it's still there
Sarah_Serinde: Unsurprising
ErynTzun: The main protagonist is voiced by Japanese singer and voice actress Yuriko Yamamoto.A script was not prepared for the voice recording, and Yamamoto ad-libed the lines by looking at scenes from the game. Mike Toole and Jeff Kapalka noted similarities between Reika's visual character design and Lum from Urusei Yatsura as well as Yuri from Dirty Pair; they speculated that the anime characters provided inspiration for Reika.Several factors prevented an overseas release: a decline in the
DoodlestheGreat: They really need to run a Beejlander tourney at one of these...
Sarah_Serinde: It's only been a day
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat They have difficulty getting the volume to run those packs just at the moonbase, I don't think those are scalable
ErynTzun: popularity of LaserDisc arcade games in the mid-80s, the expensive price of LaserDisc technology, and difficulty to translate.
Juliamon: yeah, Beejlander packs have become scarce
Simonark: Well, keep it up until we get the famous Time Gal 2026 level set at Magicon. Gavin and Laughing Beard Guy team up, briefly, Time Gal gets crushed by that big die they use in Game Knights Live.
fcloud: To be jlander, or not to be jlander: That is the question
Its_VeeBot: When a Beejlander pack appears you will hear the telltale wub
ErynTzun: When I worked for a comic shop called Tekno Comics in the 90s, we had a Laser Disc player, it broke down constantly because they had us play a disc that ran for 1 hour on loop all day.
e_bloc:
Simonark: From the people who made Twitch acknowledge Penn and Teller’s Smoke and Mirrors…
ErynTzun: Eventually they stopped paying to fix it and we switched to a VCR, The same thing happened at the Laser Tag place I worked at, the Laser Disc player constantly broke down. Eventually they just stopped using it.
AugmentingPath: this guy is wearing the same outfit as time gal
Getter404: I thought they were just normal Hall Effect sticks, wow
ErynTzun: Yes, it's constantly talked about in controller reviews
ButButTheJesus: he is?
fcloud: laserdisc players do some amazingly precise adjustments to read the discs just so. i'm not surprised they broke down quickly
ErynTzun: I don't think they're meant to be on from 10AM to 10PM 7 days a week and 11AM to 7PM one day.
ErynTzun: There's the difference, they weren't exactly made for retail to loop all day long.
fcloud: right. consumers dont use devices like that
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ArtDecoSunburn: So what's this new game?
Anubis169: PHRASING
Getter404: Oh, this is Arms?
ErynTzun: The one we had at the comic shop was a Sony, and the one we had at the laser tag place was a Piorneer I think. Didn't make any difference which one they repaired or replaced them with, they were all very expensive to repair or replace.
ButButTheJesus: ew
Thefluffiestguineapig:
PFFFFT
Its_VeeBot: Hayate is otherwise not allowed to use his arms
Its_VeeBot: Arms are off-limits
e_bloc:
NightValien28: hy-ate
jhmv: he became dust
Izandai: Oh yeah, we're in for it now.
NotCainNorAbel: another quarter
Its_VeeBot: That was some Takeshi's Castle shit
ArtDecoSunburn: So no laughing Charles Dance in this one?
roastbeefsandwitch: an anime choose your own adventure!
margieargie: @roastbeefsandwitch Wow, the next Lone Wolf book looks different
Izandai: This room got a lot bigger all of a sudden.
Its_VeeBot: I like how if Hayate dies the sun explodes
foopoiuyt: Hey wait, he used his feet with the arms button!
Izandai: There's an animation error there.
TehAmelie: i feel like this needs background music
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie We don't have all the Kai disciplines yet here.
Its_VeeBot: Congrats, you're in the sewer
Simonark: @artdecosunburn No, but you do get a disco dancing Peter Davison if you beat the game
LiveFaust: "To press up, turn to page 73."
NightValien28: I can see this in the winter olympics
roastbeefsandwitch: there is... no soundtrack?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark Fair trade off.
Its_VeeBot: This is a thing that the Mythbusters disproved, isn't it?
Shadowsoflife: Yes
Its_VeeBot: The water shoe things
consolecowboy88: good evening
Simonark: Are these.., giant stone nostrils?
consolecowboy88: trying to avoid met gala discourse
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm really digging the background cell animation on this. Very 1990s Disney Afternoon.
LiveFaust: Not yet.
roastbeefsandwitch: this seems like a great game to watch someone else play. one person appreciating the art (and deaths), the other controlling the game
TehAmelie: who put those traps there?
niccus: i guess the appendix counts
Shadowsoflife: now he pulls out the sword
Simonark: The duodenum?
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you colon has a branching point please seek medical help
7gorobei: @Its_VeeBot yes, the size is wrong the thing is much bigger and you sit in it like a mini raft
consolecowboy88: @artdecosunburn it reminds me of that pirates of dark water show ? from the early 90s?
e_bloc: thats the difference between a colon and a semicolon
Lysander_salamander: ok, I guess this is worse?
IanAllenBird: kmjnkmjnh
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark Sigmoid. Right at the bend. I had a tumor taken out from there.
ArtDecoSunburn: @consolecowboy88 Yes. The water and caves especially. That was a great show.
Its_VeeBot: The animation budget is saved!
Its_VeeBot: Jawsu!
NotCainNorAbel: is it, ... is it Sunday?\
Simonark: Piranhas love rattan
consolecowboy88: @notcainnorabel it is Monday
NotCainNorAbel: @consolecowboy88 my boss is going to be pissed
consolecowboy88: @notcainnorabel hahah
consolecowboy88: Yayy
mercano82: Mom says you need to give the other kids a turn
ArtDecoSunburn: @niccus As someone who has had appendicitis twice, it definitely counts.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn ....why didn't they remove it?
consolecowboy88: @mercano82 i don’t think this employs turns so much as proto quick time business
NotCainNorAbel: Twice???
ErynTzun: Whatever that is has a very flat head
IanAllenBird: : O
consolecowboy88: a ninja.. is. In the robot??
Its_VeeBot: What, the Moonbase DOESN"T have an Animatronic Dragon Room?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Wrapped around the colon. Too risky. In a small number of cases, they decide to treat with drugs. I was unlucky enough to have a second case after the interval treatment.
Simonark: @its_veebot Not since Moonbase IV
NotCainNorAbel: @ArtDecoSunburn Glad you are here. Glad you can tell this story
raulghoulia: is this Ninja Scroll?
Its_VeeBot: I presume the music in the arcades is provided by the arcades themselves
PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) I see we finished Time Gal while I was gone.
Drasvin: Scenes out of order, but were we going to make sense of them anyway?
Its_VeeBot: Would Ninja Scroll be allowed on Twitch?
BusTed:
consolecowboy88: @pharaohbender27 aw man I missed time gal
Nigouki: looking at the staff for this one, there is a slight overlap with Time Gal. One of the animators Takeo Kitahara worked on Lupin III Part II and Sherlock Hound
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 We did, yes
ElementalAlchemist: good job!
kingandcommoner: that day he learned an important lesson about chains with claws on the end
Athelgar: Footclan level ninja right there
raulghoulia: when this guy going to be bit on the bum?
ArtDecoSunburn: @NotCainNorAbel It's literally why I'm here. I'm still recovering from the string of surgeries that ensued, on partial work leave, and got in the habit of watching LRR again. Thanks.
Its_VeeBot: You know I have a feeling that none of the ninjas in this game are particularly good at Ninja
ArtDecoSunburn: @Its_VeeBot They're more performative ninjas.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Am I the only one looking at this robot and thinking I'll hear "Stop Mutant
TehAmelie: yeah our hero moves kind of like Sokka. in season 1
Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn Well wishes to your recovery
Thefluffiestguineapig: I get big Sentinel vibes from it
NotCainNorAbel:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
iris_of_ether:
I just noticed how strongly chroma-keyed Beej is
Hedonistic_Mushroom: "He's in the Rafters, don't worry the robot we keep there will handle him..."
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Much appreciated. Re-learning to walk is the hardest part.
consolecowboy88: @artdecosunburn my dad had appendicitis and had to go to the hospital in the middle of the night across the street from us- I fretted all night
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel I'm sorry, that is awful and we are all glad you are here
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I wanna know how a robot without a neck can have neck push down by a falling pillar
PharaohBender27:
consolecowboy88: he’s okay now though ❤️
consolecowboy88: sorry for the appendectomy talk, folks
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Time Gal finished us in some, story structure, ways.
TehAmelie: makes me appreciate what a problem free appendectomy i had
consolecowboy88: I was gonna say- there’s no consistency
Shadowsoflife:
@ArtDecoSunburn
consolecowboy88: with this video game scenes
Its_VeeBot: Ninja Hayate's ultimate goal: Take a fucking nap
PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn Ah, so I'll want to watch the VOD is my takeaway
Drasvin: I didn't know that tengu had fire breath
Simonark: The extended animated sequences with minimal inputs are sort of secret bonus LNDF for us in the audience.
ArtDecoSunburn: @consolecowboy88 I'm sure it was worrying. I hope he was okay
Pal_Friendpatine: They picked “random-all” instead of “arcade” for the scenes
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Stay for the boss fight with laughing man.
consolecowboy88: @artdecosunburn yes he was was in ht hospital for a day and recovered
Hedonistic_Mushroom: That's what we have Ninja Gaiden for
ArtDecoSunburn: @consolecowboy88 For sure. Randomness on top of randomness.
fcloud:
Laser Night Disc Fight 
PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn I think it was during that I left for dinner
consolecowboy88: @pharaohbender27 - do what I do and watch the playback on twitch
Drasvin: From what I'm reading, the game has 18 scenes. In arcade mode, 6 are randomly chosen. Then you have 3 finale scenes
ArtDecoSunburn: @consolecowboy88 Very glad to hear.
PharaohBender27: @consolecowboy88 That's what I mean by VOD
Pal_Friendpatine: ahhh. thanks @drasvin
MTigress: we need modern games like this
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig You're very kind. Thank you.
Getter404: Gotta say... I kinda prefer the Gal
Juliamon: I assume Time Gal is similar, which is why we didn't have all the scenes
consolecowboy88: @pharaohbender27 doh okay
100viewbots: truly a trailblazer in the quicktime event genre
kingandcommoner: looked like he was about to breathe fire back there
CrossXhunteR: ninja hayate is so much less enjoyable than time gal, because it doesnt have time gal in it
consolecowboy88: the dude has lupin the iii facial expression there
Juliamon: The lack of Time Gal adlibs is deeply felt
Getter404: @CrossXhunteR And he doesn't drive a motorcycle into a tanker truck ONCE
Drasvin: Slight correction on my part. It's 18 scenarios, not 18 scenes.
korvys: Looking up Time Gal and Ninja Hayate, it seems they were recently rereleased for Switch along with the Space Battleship Yamato arcade game (based on the anime). Did that also get to Steam?
fcloud: the "beep-boop" sound is... functional
TehAmelie: what in the Dark Souls
Juliamon: what
DiscordianTokkan: Sword Dog
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhh
Simonark: To compare, Dragon’s Lair had 22-24 unique scenes, depending on the version, but also a bunch of mirrored ones, like this.
IanAllenBird: these dogcats would be more effective just using their teeth
Thefluffiestguineapig: What are those digimon looking ass animals
e_bloc: surely this is maidenless behavior
fcloud: these dogs have a 12ft vertical leap, they need to try out for the NBA
Juliamon: You dare spy on the Master
Strebenherz: get his ass
fcloud: "here's a sword i prepared earlier"
MTigress: that's how you get a ceiling egg down
Getter404: The flash and the stick prompts seem oddly staggered on that one
fcloud: how tall is this room exactly
Shadowsoflife: Yes
ArtDecoSunburn: This castle daiymo has a really impressi ve payroll of blind masters, robots, and sword-wielding cat dogs.
Getter404: @fcloud Instead of Tatamis it was measured in Blind Spearmen
PharaohBender27: Complaint about this in comparison to Time Gal: This guy seems to have just one death animation. There was variety with Time Gal.
consolecowboy88: o no not again
ArtDecoSunburn: @fcloud (Cue Alan Parsons Project)
BusTed: tricky
Thefluffiestguineapig: Constangly seeing this guy's tighty whiteys when he jumps is a little weird to me
fcloud: @beej are you feeling ok? ur literally transparent
Its_VeeBot: What, the Moonbase DOESN"T have an Animatronic Dragon Room, but in reverse?
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 I felt like Time Gal's voice acting was more dynamic.
Getter404: I am beginning to doubt this game's historical accuracy
consolecowboy88: o no beej is max headroom now
iris_of_ether: Super Runaway!
voren_chalco: Getting their money's worth off that one running animation.
Simonark: All of these games had a ton of mirrored scenes to pad it out. They didn’t have the storage space on the discs to do all original animation. Let alone the budget.
Dog_of_Myth:
iris_of_ether: That man died
Simonark: @iris_of_ether Go, Team Venture!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 I'm sure I saw a panel on this at this year's AHA meeting.
taliesinskye: Imagine the security budget for this place.
Its_VeeBot: Skeleton Warriors
Juliamon: Mood, Hayate
ArtDecoSunburn: @voren_chalco Like Scooby Doo.
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Shadowsoflife: RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
GreatSacrificer: they're just trying to teach him French!
consolecowboy88: @greatsacrificer were there skeletons on that muzzy show?
Getter404: Just Walk Out. Hit Da Bricks.
Juliamon: NICE move
fcloud: was storage space really a limitation? these discs could hold 60 min of video, i doubt there's more than 30 min in this whole game
red_shoes_jeff: Through the WORKED STONE STEPS.
ContingentCat: And again!
PharaohBender27:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Seconded
consolecowboy88: I only have seen the infomercials
kingandcommoner: ancient japanese bazooka
TehAmelie: one thing i've learned from D&D, if you meet skeleton warriors and don't have a bludgeoning weapon, just picking a tree branch or rock from the ground will be better than trying to stab them
Simonark: Ninjas LOVE bazookas
RedAlexxis: What a chin this guy has
TheAinMAP: Big ol' fish.
Omnipotrevor: @fcloud If it was arcade only, they could have stuffed more in the machine
fcloud:
Its_VeeBot: Good job Beej
KeytarCat: Belopaaa
kingandcommoner: I was gonna say...
fcloud: beej, the world's greatest ninja hayate gamer
PharaohBender27: Ohai Medusa
TehAmelie: Medusa's human disguise needs some work
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh hai snek hair
consolecowboy88: a Medusa with spaghetti stir
Getter404: Joke's on you I'm into that
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark Especially bamboo bazookas.
Its_VeeBot: Can't be Medusa, he's not stone
korvys: This is definitely less charming than Time Gal, but still fun
Juliamon: An gorgon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Very Mystique in non-disguise form
Its_VeeBot: Ah gotcha
PharaohBender27: @Its_VeeBot Oh, good point
fcloud: it's medusa's weaker cousin, Mid-usa
Its_VeeBot: Been through the desert on a wood with no nails
A_Dub888: I didn’t know you could get suffocated into disintegration
ButButTheJesus: it felt good to get out of the... nails...
Its_VeeBot: Happy May 4th
KarolinaLinaLina:
I get the feeling Beej just wants to skip all scenes 
Akaiatana: Episode 2.
fcloud: or galaxy quest
Juliamon: Title screen said 84
Thefluffiestguineapig: Attack of the Clones, episode 2
kingandcommoner: 1984
consolecowboy88: 19851
Simonark: His Name Is Astar, a Robot.
red_shoes_jeff: @fcloud "This episode was POORLY WRITTEN!"
PharaohBender27: Yep, also seeing 1984
Laurence72: @Its_VeeBot Live long and prosper!
PharaohBender27: I can believe it
e_bloc: I was 0 years old
Simonark: I can believe it
ContingentCat: Oh yeah planet danger
Its_VeeBot: @Laurence72 I was there when Gandalf got his first Pokeball
consolecowboy88: i am sorry post what now?
Juliamon: There was *no other point* for that scene
Laurence72: Nice!
Juliamon: consolecowboy88 Castle of Cagliostro
KarolinaLinaLina: what the hell doies this factory make?!
nevermore913: They never did make a good one of these did they
consolecowboy88: @juliamon thank u I gotta learn more old anime
fcloud: @KarolinaLinaLina quarters
Juliamon: DEFINITELY seek out Cagliostro
Getter404: Much like any factory in the 80s, it produces Sparks
Simonark: And once the scenes mirror over and over, the Lupin starts Loopin’
SnackPak_: grizzly
100viewbots: never go left apparently
ArtDecoSunburn: @fcloud The US Mint has a surprising Japanese castle division.
KarolinaLinaLina: you can run from molten metal but you can't outrun fate ;w;
PharaohBender27: Oh no we're regressing
consolecowboy88: @juliamon I gotta look into lupin most def
Simonark: Mecha-Shiva!
fcloud: @ArtDecoSunburn i was going for quarters like quarter-muncher in the arcade, but it didnt quite work 🤷
Lysander_salamander: some Harryhousen stuff going on
lightfut: This late night dub fight is great
red_shoes_jeff: "You betrayed SHIVA!"
Drasvin: The bad guy ninjas were making jumping noises. Obviously they're worse ninjas
KarolinaLinaLina: imagine having 6 arms only to use one at a time LuL
kingandcommoner: btw Beej, an anime this season literally named a character Yamato Nadeshiko
DiscordianTokkan: Needs a little "I Consent!" badge in the corner
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 Sally Field gets to organize a union here.
WiJohn: Daimyo Doom
Getter404: And thus, Hayate invented the Dragon Screw Takedown
Its_VeeBot: I can't believe we're getting a live LNDF
PharaohBender27: I'm sorry did you expect this to be a fair fight, Beej?
consolecowboy88: speaking of unions the wizards of the coast union is still struggling- they didn’t get recognized three days ago
bv310: Props to Dr Doom here for having the "Nothing Personel Kid" teleports
PharaohBender27:
@Its_VeeBot
TehAmelie: is it Temple of Doom where everything in the movie would have gone the same way if Indiana wasn't there? Hayate has a bit of that energy
swordfishspyke: I'd prefer to call him Alfred Vail
PharaohBender27:
@consolecowboy88 Yeah, saw that. 
ArtDecoSunburn: @consolecowboy88 That's unfortunate to hear.
Simonark: At least as he died his tongue tripled in size, it’s what he’d have wanted.
TehAmelie: i could be thinking of Raiders
KarolinaLinaLina:
the diagonals suck
fcloud: man, Maiden In Distress isnt even helping. not so much as a "watch out, he's behind you!"
consolecowboy88: @pharaohbender27 tbf I.. don’t tune into the magic the gathering stuff but they aren’t giving up yet
PharaohBender27: @consolecowboy88 Oh I'm not into MtG either but I signed the petition on principle
Its_VeeBot: Bit of an understated scream there
Simonark: @fcloud Yeah, the princess from Dragon’s Lair was way more involved
fcloud: tiamat, dat u bruv?
Juliamon: Yamato-no-Orochi
Getter404: @TehAmelie That's usually said about Raiders, and is also 100% false since the Glasses Guy would've gotten the amulet without any struggle
consolecowboy88: @pharaohbender27 cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Hopefully they end up striking or something, that is an unfortunate move for the company
KarolinaLinaLina: prison pocket
Omnipotrevor: how do you dodge in a glider? They don't move in a lot of directions.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omnipotrevor Good question, next question
Mr_Horrible: love to fly away on a glider full of holes
Mr_Horrible: somehow
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: You summon the fury of Zeus?
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PharaohBender27: Oh yeah this feels like ending
Its_VeeBot:
TheAinMAP:
fcloud:
KarolinaLinaLina:
e_bloc: somehow I feel like that made less sense than time gal
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I agree weirdly
Juliamon: A solid two-ish hours
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sometimes you need a good organized action.
korvys: There is a Space Battleship Yamato game in this collection, apparently
PharaohBender27:
504
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Ashmantle:
consolecowboy88: ok we love u lads
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks so much for the stream Ian and Beej's head!
IanAllenBird: o7
KeytarCat: Thank!
Dog_of_Myth: This was great
Shadowsoflife: o7
KarolinaLinaLina:
Vinewood_OG:
ArtDecoSunburn: This was amusing.
PharaohBender27:
Simonark: Well, Beej’s head and hands were here, the rest was debatable.
MTigress: Beej is half ghost
TomatoKigu:
ngl I'd watch this if it was a regular show. 
DoodlestheGreat: I made so many clips from this stream.
Simonark: One where they discuss matters of…. interest.
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Has Rhythm Cafe played Dead as Disco yet?
ErynTzun: Practice does help a lot but having skill can't hurt
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu Beej and Ian play choose your own adventure laser disc games?
ErynTzun: aww dang, I'll have to watch the VOD
j_crane330:
PharaohBender27: Will miss this live but look forward to the VOD
Dog_of_Myth: Early Garbage
100viewbots: I'm at home!
Dog_of_Myth: !schedule
Juliamon: I'll probably miss the start at least, that's so early
Rhynerd: I was planning to lurk but I'll decide not to because I can't help but mention how excited I am for Dead as Disco entering early access tomorrow
Drasvin: Early Garbage. That's interesting.
Lysander_salamander:
ErynTzun: oh okay so we're still on the Surprise Something
red_shoes_jeff: It's James, so something's gonna happen!
ErynTzun: Olden Era
Dog_of_Myth: Ben
Drasvin: Lots of Bonus this week
DoodlestheGreat: @Drasvin ~/Garbage in the morning, garbage in the evening, garbage at suppertiiiiiime!/~
Juliamon: Post-con quarantine means bonus streams aplenty
Dog_of_Myth: Gavin!
TheAinMAP:
Shadowsoflife: GAVIN!
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat I can hear the Andrews Sisters.
Dog_of_Myth:
LordZarano: The Moire on the transparent shirt is fascinating
DoodlestheGreat: You deserve a break today.
PharaohBender27:
TheAinMAP:
Shadowsoflife: Da bits
Dog_of_Myth:
Rhynerd: Yeah, I just noticed my star.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
IanAllenBird:
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
ErynTzun: ty byeeee
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
KarolinaLinaLina:
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Mata as hita ne
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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