Games Beyond Reason || WATCH+PLAY

 Earthenone: !findquote garbage
  LRRbot: Quote #518: "I made a garbage hat! What the hell?!" —Ian [2015-07-21]
MrVirite: I dont have to stay up late \o/
 Sethalidos: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #7862: "I'm just trying to keep building until it looks good." —Ian [2021-11-15]
niccus: musical chairs streaming...
 accountmadeforants: Oh, No Rest for the Wicked, I played that a bit early on. I mainly remember how it had a good rumble effect for breaking crates 
 AugmentingPath: !next
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Noy2222: Coming to you live, from the Bad Internet where terrible games reside, it's Good Morning Watch & Play
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 LordZarano: !next
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 Strebenherz: Hype
  TXC2: CONTACT
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 Barb4rian:  Garbage day!
 Marvoleath: Watch and play and a time when I can watch them play?!
 Vinewood_OG:    
 lightfut: Trash day yeah at
3PlayerPolitics: hype
 PsychoI3oy: oh man I haven't seen a live W&P in years
 Strebenherz:   
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 lightfut: Day time trash tv!
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ArkohTheFuzzybutt: unleash the garbage!!
   Anubis169: bin day
Genie_M: Hi everyone 👋
EphemeralOsprey: yesss a stream time that lines up with my free time
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  TXC2: gorborge day
 TheMerricat: Chat speaking of Garbage day, today was Humble choice day - here's my sole duplicate for somoene - Codefall | Crysis 3 Remastered (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/eksfic
 A_Dub888: hi friends, everyone ready for our time of the month?
 lirazel64: I'm really enjoying the new Bradley Rains music.
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 public_key_reveal_party: Early morning garbage day
 Sethalidos: @A_Dub888 you uh wanna take that one again?
 IanAllenBird: howdy y'all
Scarbble: i'm personally ready for this cycle of w&p
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 bytecaster: Garbage Garbage Garbage!
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 Alahmnat: boots and cats
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 A_Dub888: @Sethalidos my body is ready
Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Garbage Day, friends!!!
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 droodtheozeference: It begins!
 Vinewood_OG:    
 IanAllenBird:  
Earthenone watched 75 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
  TXC2: chaos5896  fine, had my sewer uncloged today, so the smell is gone  how are you?
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 neisan2112: Oh thank gof for Discord, I forgot this was early today. Got here right on time!
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 Brozard: Garbagé
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  TXC2: here we GO!
 Strebenherz: Oh that's the stuff
3PlayerPolitics: 🗑🚮🗑
 neisan2112:   
  TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho!
 RebekahWSD: Yay!
animated_fairy: garbáge
 neisan2112: Gorbage time
Fr0Dough: paPA its time to bring in the trash
 MikoKisai:   
 Gekyouryuu: i keep forgetting just how big G's beard used to be
 RealGamerCow: 
 Vinewood_OG: Praise GORB! 
 bytecaster: m'cohost
psychopathicjaz: yum. dumpster diving!!
 MehallD: m'cohost
JadedCynic: Good afternoon!
 Nigouki: m'cohost *tips hat*
3PlayerPolitics: Gibbige!
chaos5896: I'm on a lunch break 
 flatluigi: is alex still radioactive
 RatherLargeToad: only the finest artisanal garbage
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 Luna_TheOtter: Hope you enjoy your trash today
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 RebekahWSD: Is Graham shiny?
 INCSlayer: Only The Finest of Garbage
  TXC2: flatluigi  always
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 Zatengo: TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH
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 ProcyonFlynn:  I feel seen - it's my day
Slacker1977: good morning, moonbase
 A_Dub888: Watch + Play on a Tuesday morning? it’s a Cinco de Mayo Miracle!!
 flatluigi: graham is a bit shiny yeah
 wench_tacular:  the rare live EU garbage
 empyreon: morning trash just hits different
 Marvoleath: I'm radio-activated
darkhalcyon: whew! glad I checked bsky so I could be notified of garbage time!
 INCSlayer: some of us are more radiocative than average *weird flex*
 Voidhawk42: Oh no, the council changed the bin times! I've got to take out my GARBAGE
   Anubis169: See that trophy behind Alex? It only glows like that when he's near
 neisan2112: I loved it!
 Earthenone: i hear it was RAD
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Garbage in the morning, garbage in the evening, garbage at suppertiiiiiiiime!/~
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 Geldaran: radioactive? I suppose I do feel like I'm decaying.
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 Vinewood_OG: Dragon imagining intensifies
 Nigouki: oh right, the cat scar
 RealGamerCow: I would love for Alex to talk about pre-war lead.
  TXC2: I also Watched it during Arena down time, was good
EphemeralOsprey: it was in fact IRL garbage day for me...trash goes out of house and now I get more garbage 
JadedCynic: Yay!
 bytecaster: Keep that wound moist
psychopathicjaz: hows your cheek feeling graham?
 RebekahWSD: Oooooh
 flatluigi: rip
 Strebenherz: That was a great show alex
 RebekahWSD: Hope it heals well!
  TXC2: the cat wound
 IanAllenBird: lol
   Anubis169: Baxter gave you bop?
 lirazel64: Always like it when the garbage is picked up early.
JadedCynic: graham's not gonna scar
 Nigouki: but SO FLUFFY
SalmirAeon: where's the lie
3PlayerPolitics: 🐈
 SonofThoth: Wait a shiny Graham? Is it more rare than a normal Graham?
 Strebenherz: I'm very glad he didn't get your eye
 ProcyonFlynn: The most majestic of floof disasters
DoodlestheGreat: Cats tend to be pretty dingus.
 wench_tacular: 
 Vinewood_OG: Darkest timeline Graham
Xed_Regulus: Vitamin E oil is what a doctor told me once
  TXC2: SonofThoth  6 months of the year? no
 JKBalch: Dashing pirate Graham
 Zatengo: it doesnt need to be a scar, does it?
 bytecaster: Graham completing his Garruk cosplay with some method scaring
 flatluigi: you're supposed to then taunt a second cat so it's an x-shaped scar and go full anime
 TheMerricat: Baxter attempted an assassinationand is glad Graham still thinks it was an accident. 
 iconicshadow89: An aberration of the tear ducts nothing sinister
chaos5896: @loadingreadyrun did Baxter turn into Bap-ster?
evilspoons983: it's a standard RPG character creator scar placement
   Anubis169: LOL
JadedCynic: 'internet comedian' doesn't NEED scarification for its 'look'
 RebekahWSD: Now Ian with a face scar and the bald head? Hardcore
 littleunknownn: love some morning garbage
 MikoKisai: I suppose "How'd you get that cool scar?" "Cat." doesn't quite have the right ring to it
DoodlestheGreat: You'd need an eyepatch to go with the scars to be at your coolest.
 A_Dub888: which millennium?
 ErynTzun: oh hai 
   Anubis169: hahahaha
Shadowsoflife: @A_Dub888 Yes
 Alahmnat: lol
 Brozard: Speaking of Mr. Blobby, have you seen clips of Dan Levy learning about him?
 laff_o_tron: Good news!, my dad was cleared of cancer today!
 Marvoleath: "In the far year of 2001..."
johnnylongtorso: oh yeah, Blender tutorial-ass assets
 bytecaster: I love Button Description
pixl_nix: Button Desciption
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 RocknGrohlNerd: Thats an amount of months 
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Noy2222: Ah yes, the Millennium Police.
  TXC2: laff_o_tron  heck yeah buddy!
aWabbajack: 
 wench_tacular: that covers everything
 Alahmnat: yeah G would definitely habe to re-grow his pandini beard for a reshoot
 Greyah: I love how some of those buttons are capitalized. some are not.
 CaptainSpam: And, of course, boat
 IanAllenBird: Button Description is my favorite settings menu
 quasi79fu: chinese?
 Marvoleath: @laff_o_tron That is good news! Congrats!
 Brozard: @laff_o_tron Congrats to your dad!
 Nigouki: set up, sign out, Chinese is the Friday after work
johnnylongtorso: click the Chinese button for a succulent Chinese meal
 Voidhawk42: EXTREMELY
 IanAllenBird: oh,,,,
 bytecaster: I feel like this was laid out for Chinese text
 Earthenone: its a good last button. i just wasent expecting it to be chinese
3PlayerPolitics: Extremely.
 MikoKisai: "to color" Extremely
 Alahmnat: botany 
   Anubis169: what does button description do?
 DeM0nFiRe: Overall Effect is
pixl_nix: EXTREMELY VIEW DISTANCE
 GreatWahooney: I like that the Overall Effect is null
 Strebenherz: @laff_o_tron HELL yeah
 IanAllenBird: lmaoo
johnologue: Are those buttons meant as a joke, or...?
   Anubis169: LOL
 bytecaster: It's not a placeholder?!?
 A_Dub888: Chat, you ever just extremely botany?
 N2Osferatu: Definitely read this as "Millennial Police"
Slacker1977: the "chinese" button using latin letters is not great
 empyreon: if your Botany is Extremely, consult your doctor
 ErynTzun: This looks very familiar
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 flatluigi: @johnologue i think it's just machine translated by someone unfamiliar with english
Shadowsoflife: @A_Dub888 Once
   Anubis169: this is how the police operated in 2000 right?
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IgnorantAverageSalsifyFUNgineer-SYjzgHkatmCj7XkH
   Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
 flatluigi: these people try to slurm me
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  TXC2: Anubis169  how the cops dealt with Y2K
 IanAllenBird: too early in the morning for a slumring
 raulghoulia: E
 ErynTzun: Some kind of smokey slurm
 Nigouki: Why is this darker than Doom 3?
 A_Dub888: @Anubis169 they took the Y2K threat very seriously
Slacker1977: anyone know what the chinese on the right means?
 ErynTzun: E E E E E
 N2Osferatu: That direction is East
evilspoons983: did you actually switch the language to english in the settings? because there's on-screen chinese
aWabbajack: 3rd first
 bytecaster: love third person first person
johnnylongtorso: E E E EEEE
3PlayerPolitics: soundtrack by Emagine Drorgans
 RealGamerCow: Do some EEEEEEEEEEEE
 TheMerricat: @johnologue Given the title, appearent subject matter, and the fact that it had a button for Chinese, I'm going to guess this was a game made in China and they didn't bother to check to see if the button text fit the buttons if they changed from Simplified Chinese to Latin script.
 Vinewood_OG: TPS
 laff_o_tron: This feels like an Earth Defense force knockoff
 Earthenone: gotta love SEO
 Kentosaurus: maybe they meant frames per second
johnologue: No surprise, but this looks like a horrible camera
 quasi79fu: uhhh
 IanAllenBird: inspiration to shoot everything you see
johnnylongtorso: what's with the gales of fart gas
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OpenSoftDeerPhilosoraptor-N71wt7dK_ZCvT_NK
 public_key_reveal_party: Inspiration can come from many places. However
Kiytan: now I was only a child in the 90s, but I don't remember the giant green clouds
pixl_nix: bizarre is right
 quasi79fu: what game are you describing? because it aint this
 bytecaster: But ragdolls are always fun
EphemeralOsprey: oh neat, you heal over time
 A_Dub888: you CAN shoot the monsters, but SHOULD you?
kA13B: just the random Chinese "exhibit" above your head
   Anubis169: Haaaaaaa
 Alahmnat: um
 kynelwynn: aaaaaaaaaa
 bytecaster: Harrowing sound
 littleunknownn: aaaaa
 Marvoleath: It's not bad asset flip, it's just a dream sequence!
 quasi79fu: ahhhhh
 RatherLargeToad: vuvuzellas?
 IanAllenBird: I think it was a bee? or wasp
 Brozard: shrimps is bugs?
  TXC2: that was a kazoo 100000%
chaos5896: Was Gorillaz about to play?
 Jigokuro: Why did fps become commonly abbreviated, but tps never is?
 SajuukSjet: am rather surprised it had a soundtrack at all...
 ErynTzun: This flashlight isn't helping that much
johnologue: @TheMerricat I was most confused by the ordering, the "Button Description" looking like a placeholder, and the fact at least one option was uncapitalized when the others weren't
   Anubis169: that is one exceptionally large magazine
 Desdae: Looks like Marvel's Mojo lost his legs 
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'd swear there were enemeis like that in one of the middle Resident Evils
 BrowneePointz: RE6
 ErynTzun: >_<
CaptainSpam watched 290 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
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  TXC2: Jigokuro  3rd person shooters have never been as popular as 1st person
 Alahmnat: oh it's a mosquito buzz
kA13B: 
Mai_Andra: aaaaaaaaaaaa.....
 quasi79fu: ahhhhh
johnologue: Was that sound in the game?!
 NightValien28: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Laserbeaks_Fury: taa-daaaaaa
Slacker1977: i think that sounds is damaging us
 littleunknownn: it's me after meetings
chaos5896: 
 lightfut: That's a very clean monotone
 ErynTzun: Someone please kill that clown
3PlayerPolitics: 🎺 🪰
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExpensiveResourcefulWombatTTours-yMhTACYDOjIFxW_q
 Vinewood_OG: @chaos5896 Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo
 GhassanPL: Remember when we thought the game about a teenager peeping on a female reindeer in the shower was "bad"? 
JadedCynic: that's not a 'mosquito buzz' that's just a dang KAZOO 
  Foxmar320: omg I thought Graham was making that sound
 wench_tacular: he should enter the olympics
  TXC2: GET DOWN!
   Anubis169: i think their AI's broken...
 kynelwynn: frozen shrimp
   Anubis169: sick dance moves
 IanAllenBird: oh it . is a shrump
matthaus_c: Bloatflies looking different than I remember
KBKarma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
 KBKarma: Hooray, catching it live for the first time in a while!
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 kynelwynn: slow regen
 Nigouki: this gun doesn't sound like a gun, it's more like a very aggressive typewriter
Mai_Andra: (E)nergy Tank
   Anubis169: what's E again?
 Angnor33: HP are creeping up
johnologue: Your health regenerates SLOWLY
matthaus_c: not as slow as Bloodborne bullets
 Alahmnat: the "buzzing" noise it sounds like someone using an otomatone to play the kazoo
 TheMerricat: @johnologue Chinese and related languages don't have a concept for capital letters, so it makes sense if someone isn't actually familiar with English they'd have inconsistant capitalization on things.
johnnylongtorso: flare gun
Laserbeaks_Fury: the florescence is very heavy
 ErynTzun: @JadedCynic it's so very harsh for a kazoo
   Anubis169: HAHAHHA
 IanAllenBird: F
 N2Osferatu: Amazing
 flatluigi: lmao
EphemeralOsprey: Fall damage!
 Alahmnat: roflmao
chaos5896: XD
 CaptainSpam: DED
   Anubis169: Parcan't
johnologue: Fall damage!
 TheMerricat: fail
 malsareus: rip your legs I guess
 ErynTzun: wait WHAT?
 quasi79fu: wow
 kynelwynn: fail
kA13B: so far you have "head" and "exhibit"
  TXC2: 5 ft fall damage 
 Marvoleath: !clip
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 Voidhawk42: Speed run achieved
 JKBalch: When you hit your little toe on the edge of a table
  Simriel: Amazing ragdoll
 kynelwynn: frames
 flatluigi: your subocean is regular ocean
  TXC2: holy frames batman!
 malsareus: all my frames, GONE
 quasi79fu: now where are we?
JadedCynic: @ErynTzun nobody said the kazoo was being played PROPERLY 
 N2Osferatu: Performance has been banished to the backrooms
evilspoons983: SENIOR?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Samara?
evilspoons983: the second highest level was "senior"
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 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SaltyBumblingElkCmonBruh-fYBjSNbEpHIKOtFG
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: whoah, blackpowder AK with all that smoke
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlazingCreativePeachJonCarnage-5cufJSIWrh-hHuGd
Shadowsoflife: ??????
 KBKarma: Uh oh, it's The Hiss!
offbeatwitch: your gun appears to be emitting large amounts of fire and smoke
 ErynTzun: @JadedCynic someone keeps stepping on the clown's foot
 RocknGrohlNerd: We dropping school bois
 quasi79fu: samara can fly?
 malsareus: sure are some particles you got there
  TXC2: why am Ringu here?
 Voidhawk42: I am reliably informed this is an average Tuesday in the Mumbai police department
 Nigouki: pathing go where?
 Barb4rian: Thos frames
johnnylongtorso: the moon ghosts have made it to Earth
 raulghoulia: didnt the blurb say there were puzzles?
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 thalcot: well, “what is any of this?” *was* going to be my sub message…
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 SajuukSjet: someone call F.E.A.R. they're gonna want their boxart back
DoodlestheGreat: The little puffs of smoke are precious.
 kynelwynn: this music sounds real familiar
3PlayerPolitics: vermy calum musics
   Anubis169: So have I, i think it was last Watch & Play
 malsareus: ok, who let Ikea design actual houses?
 TheMerricat: So chat, I think both Graham and Alex missed it but those "Extremely" graphic options? That was "Extremely LOW", not Extremely HIGH. 
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 are we going to die in 7 a week?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Her name was Onryo and she dances on the sand
evilspoons983: don't diss Ikea 
  TXC2: A_Dub888  we can only hope so
 flatluigi: those are very slow bullets
 GhassanPL: Kowloon Walled Backrooms
johnnylongtorso: maybe you're shooting nerf darts
 ErynTzun: Was there a sales on The Ring ghosts?
 Greyah: Those bullets wouldn't even break the speed limit in a school zone.
chaos5896: Is he?
 KBKarma: What's the name of the game?
johnologue: Those bullets definitely aren't going to the crosshair
matthaus_c: strange women in liminal spaces are no basis for a system of government
  Simriel: 45 acp. Still got Stoppin Powah
 quasi79fu: so who gave us the drugs for this game?
offbeatwitch: winning at this videogame: valid to want, not sure if possible to achieve?
 Marvoleath: @KBKarma millenium police
  TXC2: KBKarma  millennium police
 iconicshadow89: there is no winning only surviving
 Zatengo: its also very thick
 Redbassist: They must be British, they know how to queue
realbadatthis_: "AK-47, this weapon makes a distinctive sound when it is fired at you"
 quasi79fu: gun go pew
 accountmadeforants: 
kA13B: 
Noy2222: It was really difficult to be the police in the millennium.
 Marvoleath: Description said there were supposed to be clues and puzzles?
 quasi79fu: trash can
  TXC2: actual Ak-47s are very rare, they're almost always AKMs
Laserbeaks_Fury: JESSIE
matthaus_c: do it for Chairman Mao
 ErynTzun: Ministry of Silly Leaps
 N2Osferatu: The puzzle is "But why?" and the clues are up to you to dream up
EphemeralOsprey: wonder if stages/levels are arranged in difficulty order?
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PopularShakingCurryTwitchRPG-HAEPKFWB3F8NjFDP
 quasi79fu: so where is this evidence you are collecting?
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 KBKarma: The post rock band Red Sparowes made an album called Every Red Heart Shines Towards the Red Sun. Every track title is about 120 letters long and tells the story of the Great Leap Forward and the annihilation of the sparrow and how that went (badly).
 Greyah: Love how part of the muzzle flash appears well above your gun.
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 ClodiumSoride: sneaky morning garbage
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 public_key_reveal_party: I think this is the sound effect of someone throwing a pack of mints down the stairs
 IanAllenBird: ohoho
 N2Osferatu: Spacewalking Simulator
offbeatwitch: yo we're styling on em
3PlayerPolitics: dance for meeee
matthaus_c: can I call the pancor jackhammer a deep cut yet
SalmirAeon: hoppalong cassidy here
chaos5896: Get jiggy with it
  TXC2: like jumping in a dream
 lightfut: We can do high knees, but only one
 ErynTzun: at the ready to knee someone in the mid-section
 quasi79fu: do it Gangam style
 budgetdm: @quasi79fu They look for evidence of the loon with the AK-47.
Mai_Andra: Waluigi in this bitch 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ahh, the Captain
Kiytan: this gun seems oddly smokey
 RealGamerCow: flawless
 Tom_Bruise: that's some good jumping action
 GhassanPL: Those jumps drop your health...
 Alahmnat: that was so incredible
johnnylongtorso: only your AK is required
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wanna say Sonic Boom had a bug like that
 A_Dub888: @Alahmnat you’re incredible
 Alahmnat: @A_Dub888 hek
 IanAllenBird: rar
 Tom_Bruise: Sonic Boom's jump glitch was, like, usable tho
Shadowsoflife: @A_Dub888 roasted
 ErynTzun: it just sounds like a whole lot of fireworks being set off now
 kristian_fischer: What is THIS? Some sort of Watch and/or Play? On a Tuesday?
chaos5896: Wait, is there no mag size?
 JeffCentaur: Oh man, my favorite streaming show is on.
  TXC2: "what if pinhead was a naked chick?"
 quasi79fu: temu nurses
mysticsailboat: this sounds like aggressive keyboard clacking to me
 narset6691: nails in face, hellraiser rejects
 bytecaster: I don't think a hill were things go "aaaaaaaaa" is very silent
 BrowneePointz: Sonic Boom's glitch was as Knuckles, you could jump, pause, resume and it would reset your jump
 SajuukSjet: th bullets aren't quite going were the reticule is pointing
 BrowneePointz: so Knuckles could fly and break game logic
 flatluigi: your repressed fuck
  Akaiatana: They are denimed for all eternity
 Tom_Bruise: of my repressed repression?
matthaus_c: they're a representation of your awful fashion sense
Kiytan: his deep seated fear of DIY
  Foxmar320: Your repressed "ah bus"
 kristian_fischer: The representation of your repressed fuck, Graham.
johnnylongtorso: @mysticsailboat the Moscow Typewriter
 quasi79fu: they were the rejects of this years MEt Gala?
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Mai_Andra: They are your guilt over not trimming your fingernails often enough.
 JeffCentaur: Like a Jeff Centaur?
 kristian_fischer: @quasi79fu Being rejected from the Met Gala is a cheevo in its own way.
JadedCynic: Dead Space 'zombies'?
  TXC2: !card mindstab thrall
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 kynelwynn: The Mark Tedin one, specifically?
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InterestingWealthyPanItsBoshyTime-3zPL2cnmoQmjmNeB
matthaus_c: I was thinking The Rock in Scorpion King, but wee
TinyAwoo: we're shooting ghosts?
 feunkunkle: does watch+play have a term like dumpster eclair?
 N2Osferatu: Thrull, not thrall
MrVirite: where are we now? whjere were we then?
 kusinohki: meows
JadedCynic: also I think the 'crosshairs' are NOT actually calibrated to where your bullets are flying...
 LurkerSpine: feels like the crosshair is quite a bit off
 quasi79fu: thanks chat for tolerating me silly jokes
 KBKarma: It's that nail face chap from that film who has things to show you!
  TXC2: N2Osferatu  yeah, Vowels beat me once again 
  Foxmar320: These zombies look like they were ripped from Fallout 76.
 N2Osferatu: TBF it's a made up fantasy word that means the same thing
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so I"m guessing that Alex has noticed, but the bullets aren't respecting the crosshairs. that's why he's 'missing'
 KBKarma: But what colour is the dress?
 bytecaster: A* path finding is not a monster AI on its own people
WeiseDrachenJaeger: !card Mindstab Thrull
  LRRbot: Mindstab Thrull [1BB] | Creature — Thrull [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may sacrifice it. If you do, defending player discards three cards.
 ValTheDrake: Watch and Play at a time accessible to Europe AND on my day off? What Christmas miracle is this?
  Foxmar320: Im glad we never need to reload
JadedCynic: they WERE human, and seem to have simply undergone decay/necrotic changes...
JadedCynic: so they're 'zombies'
  TXC2: so looking up Mindstab Thrull, that card is the Flag of the Island of Mann, but as a monster 
johnnylongtorso: @ValTheDrake it's a Cinco de Mayo miracle!
 bytecaster: The ghosts are just very robust
zigboy22: wooo GARVAGE day
 quasi79fu: ok is it game or my computer that has bad frames?
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 ValTheDrake: @johnnylongtorso omg, I didn't even realize since we don't observe it here
 KBKarma: Not little puffs of wheat dressed in little honey jackets?
  TXC2: turns out lead only hurts humans
  TXC2: kristian_fischer  
Shadowsoflife: 
matthaus_c: I'm sure the gun smoking that much is no problem
 kusinohki: why are bullets able to work at all??
nekobun: in fairness i feel like an AK might not be that effective against ghosts in real life, either
 quasi79fu: mods is it game or should i refresh stream ...my frames were being weird
 BrowneePointz: ON Taco Tuesday!
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matthaus_c: oh shit, a button
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chaos5896: Should've coated those bullets in onion powder
 lightfut: It is the return of the fifth
 KBKarma: @matthaus_c It's certainly not some kind of indication that something's wrong./
 SajuukSjet: not new, it's actually done iirc!
JadedCynic: so it's not "game doesn't calibrate sights correctly, BUT instead it's "misalign visible effects to actual bullet path"
 IanAllenBird: lkmjnijokljn
 KBKarma: Gunned down in his preprime.
 bytecaster: @IanAllenBird Hello Cat?
JadedCynic: a lot less spongy tho
Shadowsoflife: 
  TXC2: new enemy of pippie longstockings
 N2Osferatu: The Liederhosen Knifesm'n
 Garfy400: 100 percent of ghosts shot atby an AK have been destroyed
 Angnor33: The Star Wars 4k77, 4k80 and 4k83 are all done now.
 quasi79fu: lil orphan stabby lol
 KBKarma: *before his prime
 maclaglen: It's a mime. Always kill the mime!
 kristian_fischer: "Please Sir, I want to stab some more"
johnologue: Fall damage, but I guess it scales linearly or something so super-long falls don't matter!
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DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RespectfulSpunkyHippoHumbleLife-USDMVdCcZxY1WRnI
 Marvoleath: ah, little Stabitha
   Anubis169: Grindhouse ftw
DigitalSeahorse: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh with all the film damage and scratches?
 kristian_fischer: Where your feet stick to the carpet.
evilspoons983: mostly I'm a bit annoyed that we seem to be celebrating a corporate product as if it's a holiday because someone came up with a pun
MrVirite: last time you collected two... things and got two words on screen
 JeffCentaur: You shot it in the back, and it flew backward
johnologue: I think new enemies spawn, so it's probably not "depopulate the enemies"?
 kusinohki: one of us has to go home and change!
 Marvoleath: description said something about clues and puzzles
 Alahmnat: rofl
 N2Osferatu: Is THIS a clue?
DoodlestheGreat: Lee Press-On Nails.
 matthaus_c: that's a crapshot
DigitalSeahorse: 
 quasi79fu: oh you picked something up?
johnologue: There's a (singular) health pickup in this game?
 IanAllenBird: oh ok
Shadowsoflife: ?
  Foxmar320: Gameplay?!
   Anubis169: "I love your nails" "I took them from my last victim"
3PlayerPolitics: beerp
JadedCynic: so "the visual effects of the bullets, including impact dust clouds, are not aligned to the path of the bullets" and not just "sights were not aligned to the bullets' path"
chaos5896: Oh, evidence
 quasi79fu: what?
johnnylongtorso: statue get
 IanAllenBird: normal
 bytecaster: Officer 012345
  Akaiatana: You have eye-frames
 kristian_fischer: Be wary of your Pal Friendpatine.
 Tom_Bruise: Eyes are for losers, we're winning here
NimrodXIV: it's a dream, it's fine
Laserbeaks_Fury: God I hope Spaceballs 2 is going ot be good
 Strebenherz: I'm so down for it
 AtakChees: it says "discovered jealousy demon" lol
 BrowneePointz: I love that RIck Moranis came back because Josh Gad wouldn't leave him alone about it
  TXC2: Spaceballs: the cynical cash grab
 Tom_Bruise: wasn't it supposed to be called "Spaceballs 2; The Search for More Money"?
 kusinohki: it better be called "the search for more money"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Someone's cast the Substutiary Locomotion spell on a bunch of dresses
 BrowneePointz: and apparently Josh Gad is the main reason Mel Brooks went for it
DigitalSeahorse:    oh suddenly I has hello kitties
  TXC2: fire is an element....
 KBKarma: I do feel that someone was just trying to make their own Control and failing.
 kristian_fischer: @kusinohki It's not. Brooks found the money in his basement.
 LordZarano: "The game has six different scenes and over ten different types of monsters." Soo.. eleven?
johnnylongtorso: @KBKarma Control-Alt-Delete
 iconicshadow89: hellfire and felfire
WeiseDrachenJaeger: @Tom_Bruise Actually, the money was in Mel Brooks' basement all along, so they decided on a different name.
 lightfut: One could argue that gun is simply a very specific fire magic spell
 matthaus_c: well you get to have a sick AK on your back
johnologue: I think they're both missing in the same way and the enemies have just been moving into the field of fire of the AK as they approach
 KBKarma: @lightfut Wasn't that the premise of the Powder Mage books?
 quasi79fu: since the world is so jank already..is there even a sub ocean?
 kristian_fischer: Fireball goes in every slot of the clipazine.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Transmute Lead into Pain
trebuchetboy: What if for April Fools next year Graham just gives Alex a good game to play really throw him off his game
  TXC2: Magic Missile vs regular missile
DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: find the 8 pages
 Gekyouryuu: i prefer melee weapon magic. i cast iron skillet
 TheMerricat: So Google translate says the text that popped up when you picked up the item was "Discovered Demon of Envy"
 droodtheozeference: Health kit, I think.
EphemeralOsprey: Looked like a health to me
 ValTheDrake: the music is definitely trying to put some semblance of intensity into this
 farley_f: would a grenade launcher be the equivalent of cast fireball
 KBKarma: Turns out the corpses that don't disappear are actual people.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does your fire trajectory change as you swap guns?
 public_key_reveal_party: There was an old Yahtzee line where he described a character "letting their gun do the talking and their gun only knows one very loud word"
  TXC2: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
 matthaus_c: is that like Third Umbilical Cord
johnnylongtorso: I'm enjoying the MIDI symphonic metal
 wench_tacular: join the q
 IanAllenBird: oh the demon faucet
offbeatwitch: oh hey the breakroom
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 quasi79fu: rave party
 JeffCentaur: More entities than expected
 KBKarma: Do you *have* any AoEs?
 kusinohki: at least it's not a spider faucet
Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't yo uhave when two cliques face off on the stairs?
tryllebanjo: @KBKarma Age of Empires? 
 Zatengo: @KBKarma Bullets: All Of Em
 kristian_fischer: It's what we call a Teeth Dryer...
chaos5896: Somebody call Megumin, we'll clear this right out.
 Strebenherz: This sounds like a great crapshot or game idea or both
 Gekyouryuu: Doom's queer allegory: trapped in the monster closet
 KBKarma: @tryllebanjo This game *certainly* doesn't have AoE.
 budgetdm: Didn't one of the first Watch & Play have a spider faucet?
  TXC2: tryllebanjo  thank you, I read that the same way
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 lightfut: Music change?
  TXC2: budgetdm  sure did
 KBKarma: @Zatengo So, no grenados.
 Vinewood_OG: How do we clear this? Snake! SNAAAAAKE!
Kiytan: you really want the ultra-combo, but I won't have the powerups in stock for that until tuesday
DanielJennaGrouse: you should really turn the spider faucet off before dealing with the clog
  TXC2: are....are the enemies in this game all women?
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of the new Spaceballs Graham and Alex, I'm super glad to see Bill Pullman's son Lewis is gonna be in it. He was SO damn good in Thunderbolts(also chat you should watch Thunderbolts)
 lightfut: That's why the store is called crate and barrel after all
 bytecaster: Not enough of those barrels explode when I poke them
johnnylongtorso: final level: a Crate + Barrel store
 accountmadeforants: Here's the "Squadala we are off!" bit mentioned earlier, btw chat  I had to dig through some messages to find it because it still cracks me up. ( https://youtu.be/Zn1yUUDCeNc?t=6456 )
 KBKarma: He has successfully been unalived.
Bruceski: "I counted ten seconds to the first crate, that's far too long for code."
Mai_Andra: doll
 quasi79fu: you know some of these enemies if you used them properly in a decent horror game would definitly be scary
 doubleo21: *seeing the mobs caught on the level geometry* Well there’s your problem
 KBKarma: A very sick drider.
 accountmadeforants: Very normal and good
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StylishTubularCurryUnSane-MI4Xu73bfIrTAFtO
offbeatwitch: hmm
offbeatwitch: don't like that
 red_shoes_jeff: I just got here, but I notice your shots all pull to the left of the reticle.
 matthaus_c: OSHA official checking if you've left enough ominous audio logs warning of upcoming danger
chaos5896: Except the scorpion centaur
 boyesie: Nope, nope, nope, eff that
johnnylongtorso: the Young Quelaag Adventures
 UnknownFriday: It's dryder-esque.
  TXC2: chaos5896  that has....implications then
 Manae: If you don't have enough crates stashed about, it's gonna be pretty obvious where all your ammo is stored when a protagonist shows up
 EvilBadman: Does that gun shoot popcorn? Sounds like it
JadedCynic: ONE of them is supposed to be hot 
 ValTheDrake: that Dark Souls boss took some very questionable jobs later in her career
 Zatengo: the spider is supposed to be hot
JadedCynic: bravo to the dev for the effort?
 Zatengo: got it boss
 MikoKisai: just because they're badly modeled doesn't mean they're not stock
3PlayerPolitics: uh.
 kdefinition: They've got wooden textures!
Laserbeaks_Fury: It;s Azmodan
 boyesie: Oh god thats worse
 bytecaster: Good ol' chestmouth
EphemeralOsprey: not a fan of that one
 IanAllenBird: ohohoohoho
  Foxmar320: Off brand Duriel from Diablo
 accountmadeforants: YEAH
NimrodXIV: 
johnnylongtorso: and there's young Gaping Dragon! this is a Dark Souls prequel!
Kiytan: bouncy monster
   Anubis169: to the MOON!!
offbeatwitch: WHEE
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  TXC2: SPEED STRATS!
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3PlayerPolitics: Victory!
 Barb4rian: Fall damage confirmed
Shadowsoflife: 
 quasi79fu: omg you did it
 kusinohki: we have found the trampoline monster
JadedCynic: yeah, some of the mob design is less 'rip off of pop culture' at lest
 accountmadeforants: We've harnessed the power of ragdoll for ourselves!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: enemy that turns into a jump pad when you kill it would be actually so sick (on purpose)
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: box text
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CharmingSmallBaguetteYouDontSay-W8c5Aktz_H3NBHPE
 KBKarma: Oh shit, The Phantom!
  Akaiatana: Love the khakis kickies
johnnylongtorso: nice slacks
Shadowsoflife: Yes?
 kristian_fischer: TWO WORLD WARS!
 KBKarma: Wasn't the Phantom's thing that he punched people with his rings?
 KBKarma: Or am I thinking of a different comic.
 goombalax: 19 people
 TheMerricat: Reminder, Batman used to use guns regularly. 
JadedCynic: "Pistol of Summon Air Support"
leebenningfield: I stand by both The Phantom and The Shadow movies in the 90s being pretty fun
Shadowsoflife: Funny enough I was listing the shadow radio play this morning
JadedCynic: a proto-Target Designator
 kristian_fischer: @KBKarma He did, but he also had twin .45s
 INCSlayer: @KBKarma no you are remembering correctly the phantom had 2 rings one was for his enemies and one was for his friends and they put a permanent mark on the person
 kusinohki: @KBKarma punch with ring.  left "the mark of the phantom"  yeah
 BrowneePointz: *looks at The Raid*
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  TXC2: yeap, that's what we have here in the UK
johnologue: They're really going green in the suspicious hazmat suit organization
 wolphiron: 2 headed zombie? How it extra head?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Legally distinct Wither
 Vinewood_OG: Brought a gun to a knife fight
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SlickSpookyWaffleCorgiDerp--0H3DTJEx3ger31A
 wench_tacular: you can't just bring a gun to a knife fight
 wolphiron: Do you run out of ammo?
 kristian_fischer: And then a dozen guys show up with meat cleavers. If it's Hong Kong in the 80s.
 kusinohki: fun trivia fact - the phantom debuted 2 years before batman
  TXC2: also why, Being a south Korean movie, Old Boy is like that
 KBKarma: Thanks @kristian_fischer @INCSlayer @kusinohki. I read some of it when I was younger.
 TheMerricat: @kusinohki Yeah, Batman was a rip off. 
 matthaus_c: after how many Godzillas have they been through at this point?
 bytecaster: It would be impolite for me to point out the Antichrist birth
Genie_M: I wonder how first aid works there
 TheBorzoi: Is it just me or are your bullets hitting slightly to the left of the crosshair?
 BrowneePointz: Johnny Somali? Yep
 wolphiron: (distorted) owww, owwww, owwwwww
3PlayerPolitics: mr. somali
 boyesie: Is that the ragebaiter one?
 goombalax: tbf who would care about the antichrist in japan
 kristian_fischer: I would bring shame upon my zaibatsu if I remarked on the dragon attack.
 kusinohki: phantom was in the newsapaper when I was growing up.  only had access to the sunday comics though...
  Foxmar320: Oh good
aWabbajack: the hallway fight scene!
aWabbajack: love that fight
 Voidhawk42: Oh yeah, I read that article too
 BrowneePointz: The Raid famously has good knife work too
tryllebanjo: Oldboy, beating each other with hammers. Looksmaxxers extreme, eh.
 TheMerricat: Ah I was typing up exactly what Graham is just talking about
 Tom_Bruise: guns have hammers
 KBKarma: Block head!
 kusinohki: stop - hammer time
 matthaus_c: @Tom_Bruise now listen here you
johnnylongtorso: ham-mer fight! ham-mer fight! ham-mer fight!
  TXC2: it's like serious Sam, but worse?
Ace__of__Hearts: this reminds me of the game with a spider faucet from like 10 years ago
 kristian_fischer: QVC MAN!
  Simriel: TV head man is, a choice I guess?
johnnylongtorso: we got it all on UHF
 wolphiron: Johnny (isn't actually ethnically) Somali messed with the Japanese but begged the judge and got out after 3mo. Then he went to harass the Israeli army, who punched him. So he went to harass the South Koreans who have sentenced him recently to 3y hard labor
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imagine if John Carpenter's The Thing had an "homage" to the original movie and at one point a really tall guy showed up and started slowly clubbing people with his fists
TinyAwoo: what is this game? lol
 KBKarma: Don't the headless dresses do it too?
DigitalSeahorse: and he has a bunch of plungers but they're invisible
 RocknGrohlNerd: gotta have the hammer, especialy this time of year
 Gekyouryuu: Graham, i believe the term is Spookghetti
 Tom_Bruise: @matthaus_c Why you booing me, I'm right!
Genie_M: This game doesn't feel cohesive
  TXC2: TinyAwoo  Millennium police
chaos5896: Stabitha, no!
 Alahmnat: hey is that ring girl the exact same one as we had on the moon a couple streams back?
 IanAllenBird: oops
mysticsailboat: 100 YOU ARE CRAZY! :3
evilspoons983: the normals are inverted
  Simriel: @ace__of__hearts This isnt as interesting, due to lack of Fireball in every slot
 matthaus_c: what does a guy have to do to get his back faces culled around here
TinyAwoo: @TXC2 that's certainly a generic title lol
 flatluigi: love that band
johnnylongtorso: backface culling, throw back a bottle of beer
Thisbymaster: for horror backface culling works for me
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JazzyGloriousHorseradishThisIsSparta-CjKIyb5hK94oVeFz
 accountmadeforants: It's also why sometimes ragdolls or characters in character creators get twisted up holes appear.
evilspoons983: there's a vector from the surface called the normal that says which way is "out"
johnologue: Almost definitely
 LordZarano: Inside out Buddha ..is not a sentence I expected to type today
Kiytan: I think that's attributing a lot more playtesting than happened
 TheBorzoi: That implies they tested their own game
 accountmadeforants: *sometimes when
 kristian_fischer: And they couldn't figure out to fix it anyway
mysticsailboat: good ragdoll physics
 matthaus_c: The Back Face of Buddha sounds like a banger of a novel
evilspoons983: sometimes importing 3d models from one piece of software to another misinterprets said surface normals
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 ratbabyonline: Yippeeee
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 kristian_fischer: Are ya hitting, son?
 TheBorzoi: It looks like your bullets are to the left of the crosshair
 kusinohki: "the back face of buddha" - by sun tzu
 gualdhar: it feels like all the bullets are shooting left of the reticle
nyoomgoom: the idea of scary getter enemies that keep coming at you despite being homogenized of bullets is only good scare material in a literal nightmare, not really good for a video game
Ace__of__Hearts: why are there tiny Amalies from the movie Amalie?
 TheBorzoi: Which is why you're only hitting the enemies when they get close
johnologue: Running with scissors? Horrifying!
johnnylongtorso: quick, tap that lotus for 3 mana
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 Hangedman: they're getting their money's worth out of spookum dot wav
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TheAinMAP: 
 SajuukSjet: you're really not hitting, iirc it's the thing were you aiming down scope shifts the reticule but the bullets are on a different trajectory
 lightfut: Back face of God, walking directly into hell
 NoxStryx: @matthaus_c Sounds like an Ursala K Le Guin title
 accountmadeforants: 
 ratbabyonline: Thank you for giving me amusement while I being Silkscreening 100s of promotional products for car dealerships
  TXC2: "Generals are beyond stupid, and here's why" By Sun Tzu
 kristian_fischer: Now you say "interesting"...
 Alahmnat: @NoxStryx Those Who Back Face Omelas
 ZephyrousOne: What is this fiasco?
johnologue: "Did you know soldiers need to eat?" Wow, businessmen who read "The Art of War" definitely aren't paying attention.
JadedCynic: "Do You Know That Even Pack Animals Need To Eat" - Sun-Tzu
 RocknGrohlNerd: @johnnylongtorso good point, tap that lotus as mana source
 Vinewood_OG: Now
Ace__of__Hearts: "feed your troops"
EphemeralOsprey: could you not pick up guitar?
 bytecaster: We do let idiots be generals to this day
 ratbabyonline: They were less obvious 100s of years ago yknow
 accountmadeforants: He was writing them for people who *really* needed to read them
 BrowneePointz: So he wrote that book after a rather long period of no war iirc, so he was having to reintroduce basic concepts to new idiot generals
 Alahmnat: I did lose a LOT of respect for people who sing the book's praises after finding out it was all "War for Dummies"
 maclaglen: Remember you need to feed your troops.
 malsareus: failsons with armies
 flatluigi: 'how do i tell this guy he's stupid without him killing me'
 kristian_fischer: "Look, ya dumbshit, feed ya men!"
 matthaus_c: to be fair, Sun Tzu invented fighting, so it had to be explained
 Tom_Bruise: "So turns out, if your troops think their situation sucks, they're more likely to say 'fuck this!'"
JadedCynic: exactly - anyone who claims they formed their business strategies from the works of Sun Tzu
LidofLoathing: he's trying to explain to nepobabies that soldiers need food
Kiytan: " a nepobabies guide to war" - Sun Tzu
 ratbabyonline: Sun Tzu's "I'm real fucking sick of having to tell you this"
chaos5896: Hey Graham, there's no light source.
 goombalax: these are nepo babies whove never held another job, they need the basics
johnologue: Some things aren't obvious until you think about them, and some people are very resistant to thinking.
johnnylongtorso: good thing we don't have that problem anymore!
 malsareus: and in part 3 you have to feed the Oxen
TinyAwoo: "idiot generals" so all CEOs?
 maclaglen: If you don't feed the horse, you CAN feed the men!
 ratbabyonline: Are we sure Sun Tzu had not been isekai'd
 Mangledpixel: boop
 Vinewood_OG: Maybe don't go on TV and tell them your plan
 BlueMechanic: Lots of sons of nobleman and aristocrats and a lot of books where just about how glorious and noble and honourable war was without anything about how to actually fight a war
  TXC2: TinyAwoo  yes
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 Marvoleath: defeat the horses?
johnnylongtorso: for the horses or the soldiers?
BrindleBoar: "you also cannot un-feed the horses to the soldiers, so make sure it's necessary"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Please do not accidentally apply  "The Art of the Deal" to your war
 RebekahWSD: "Maybe don't pillage the countryside a lot, that makes it harder to like. Live there."
Shadowsoflife: @ratbabyonline I would watch that
 droodtheozeference: Escher chairs.
JadedCynic: The few actual chestnuts of wisdom do still rawk: like "Winning 100 battles isn't the peak of military skill; winning one battle WITHOUT FIGHTING is the peak of military skill."
 7gorobei: most likely the model has point order for face normal built as clockwise and the rendering engine is set to counterclockwise. or vice versa
 Voidhawk42: The "horse rocket equation" is very interesting to me. Where there is a physical limit to how far a horse can go, pulling it's own feed
 BrowneePointz: ye what Blue Mechanic said
LidofLoathing: please report to the Escher room, the meeting is starting
 Mangledpixel: negative, I am a meat popsicle
 maclaglen: Human? or Dancer?
 kristian_fischer: I'm a human snoozing
 TheMerricat: Also much like the Bible, there is some discourse on if Sun Tzu actually wrote Art of War or if a group of people came along later and just wrote a book under his name so people would actually listen.
 Jigokuro: Scatman John reference?
 Hangedman: Sagat stage
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but what if a horse was pulling rocket fuel
LidofLoathing: @Voidhawk42 it's why bringing ponies to the Antarctic is a bad idea
 matthaus_c: this music /sounds/ royalty-free
 Drasvin: Sun Tzu's Art of War is part teaching Nepobabies how to war and part teach those who already know the basics how to apply Taoist principles to do war better.
johnnylongtorso: this dream furnished by IKEA
JadedCynic: @RebekahWSD "There is a limit to how far you can send your army based on food; yes, the pack animals need food too; no, foraging doesn't work on this scale.  No, I assure you, it doesn't. Please your (inbred) Highness, listen to what I'm saying..."
Genie_M: Music is nice
 kristian_fischer: Roblunder, more like
  TXC2: actual logic shocks all
 RocknGrohlNerd: @LidofLoathing surely surely we(as species) did not do that
 NoxStryx: Or is it AEKI since all the faces are backwards
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: second roof?
johnologue: All this just makes it more appalling that "clever" businessmen kept reading the Art of War and still did...all the things they do
LidofLoathing: @RocknGrohlNerd uh... yeah...
JadedCynic: yeah, props to the dev for their aspirations; there's some good things in here...
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  oh honey
BrindleBoar: some kind of drider I think?
 kristian_fischer: So is this Asian Prayer Warriors?
johnnylongtorso: is this the bridge of a Star Destroyer?
johnologue: @kristian_fischer I don't think it had the religious imagery before
 TheBorzoi: I see what's happening with the bullets. The bullets are coming from the gun but the character doesn't adjust the aim to hit close enemies so he's missing them when they're too close.
JadedCynic: @kristian_fischer thematically, I think so...not certain tho.
 accountmadeforants: @johnologue "Clever" businessmen just wanted a fancy book to be on their desk or on a shelf in their bookcase
 Zatengo: @JadedCynic yeah, it feels like there is a vision beyond just "asset flip" in here somewhere
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I arrived late but I am here for 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zatengo The question is how deep
  TXC2: hello Thefluffiestguineapig  welcome
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's only preceptable from the front
 kristian_fischer: But Alex, this whole thing is really stupid!
johnnylongtorso: the one-dimensional fence
 bytecaster: Oh it's that guy from Saga
MrVirite: the first level had things you collect add words to the screen, yet haven't seen that again
 NoxStryx: Oh a sirenhead
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 UnknownFriday: Man, FLCL got weird.
 kristian_fischer: The Imperceptible Fence of Being.
 Mangledpixel: remember Mike the TV? This is him now
johnologue: @accountmadeforants "A wise man from ancient China totally knew how to subjugate people and take their stuff, and I read his book because I am very smart and powerful"
 Songar87: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!" - Austin Powers
Shadowsoflife: @UnknownFriday got weird?
 Mister_BlueSky: more dakka
 UnknownFriday: @Shadowsoflife Okay, fair, got weirder.
 Songar87: I dig the tunes 
 matthaus_c: somewhere between dark souls 1 fall damage and dark souls 2 fall damage
DigitalSeahorse: do they give you any health?
  TXC2: the imperceptible fence vs the hyper-perceptable ornery horse
JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants bingo - at least half of the people who SAY they 'studied the Art of War' simply pose - skimmed a few pity quotes and then 'dressed their bookshelf'
 ratbabyonline: @Mangledpixel F...From Reboot?
 Tom_Bruise: @matthaus_c Do you have the slightest idea how little that range narrows it down?
DigitalSeahorse: cake flower?
 flatluigi: someone got reincarnated as a lotus flower
johnnylongtorso: ooh, floor pie!
 Alahmnat: Reese's Cup
JadedCynic: tiny wishing well?
 EvilBadman: sizewd down lotus pond?
 IanAllenBird: some sorta [object]
 Mangledpixel: @ratbabyonline yes
 TheBorzoi: It looks like a fake flower you have in a garden pond
 Songar87: It's a cheap asset
 kusinohki: modern art or wrecked air compressor?
DigitalSeahorse: Easter Reese's
 Gekyouryuu: it's a card from a new capenna commander deck
 ratbabyonline: @Mangledpixel Why is there no Reboot video games?
zigboy22: penut butter chocolat flavor
Hykin__: It is a representation of the cruelty of loneliness
 RatherLargeToad: now I want a reeces cup
ballesta25: @JadedCynic That's pretty sad: it's a really short book.
zigboy22: also thanks for making me laugh
 RocknGrohlNerd: @LidofLoathing my ideals, ruined !  also  I thought the least useful organism we brought to antarctica were flat-earthers
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: LE GRILL! what the hell is that
johnnylongtorso: @ratbabyonline there was a PS1 game
 Drasvin: Why not both?
Shadowsoflife: @ratbabyonline isn't there?
 Mangledpixel: @ratbabyonline there was one, IIRC they were able to do some things in it that they weren't allowed to do in the TV show
TinyAwoo: you wonnered
 ratbabyonline: Oooh my God I need to track down the video game adaptation of reboot then
 kristian_fischer: Tax Collector!
 TheBorzoi: There's probably a single enemy somewhere that you can't get to
 budgetdm: Something about the guns firing sound doesn't sound right in a way I can't identify.
 ZephyrousOne: At least one more demon torso to find.
 dumbo3k: Majesty
 farley_f: majesty
 kristian_fischer: @budgetdm It's certainly not an AK.
 boyesie: Time to try and find the sub-ocean?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How do we activate the win state? Now sub ocean?
nyoomgoom: i really liked that dismal little seating area
 LordZarano: Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim
Kiytan: these off-brand demons have a very relaxed attitude to hunting you down
 kusinohki: was that a sleeping ghandi?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It sounds really solid in a weird way
TinyAwoo: can you shoot the windows?
DigitalSeahorse: sparse
TinyAwoo: those guys look at least interesting
 YFiddler: Is that a spiderman?
 TalpTheScot: doesnt want to get his shoes dirty
 matthaus_c: here we see ze majestic ragdoll
 TheBorzoi: Dead bodies maybe don't despawn and just become invisible
 accountmadeforants: That ragdoll was under a lot of tension alright
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That man seems like he would drop spipervenom
 Zatengo: corpse despawn budget too low
BigTheDave: EXTREMELY
TinyAwoo: I love the EXTREMELY setting
 lightfut: This feels like an intro into walking on broken glass
BigTheDave: I feel like the creators native language isn't English
 flatluigi: please
 flatluigi: set it to senior
TinyAwoo: SENIOR
 flatluigi: for me
 bytecaster: Lets put all settings to senior
 TheMerricat: Yep
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  TXC2: BigTheDave  it's not, they're Chinese
 TalpTheScot: is everything extremely low?
Kiytan: I too like my botany "extremely"
 flatluigi: i need to see it set to senior
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels like multiple passes through Google Translate
 ValTheDrake: some kind of extremely is happening
 IanAllenBird: oh ok
BigTheDave: @TXC2 that explains the chinese guard uniform
DigitalSeahorse: "Extremely MID"
johnologue: It looks kind of like footage from "the making of this" with a game that isn't finished where you see the models without any effects
  TXC2: it runs TWO bitcoin miners
TinyAwoo: just the grunt party noise when you win lol
  TXC2: 
 IanAllenBird: o7
3PlayerPolitics: yaaay!
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 kristian_fischer: WATCHNPLAY
Noy2222: Watch AND play? In THIS economy?
Noy2222: With my attention span?
Noy2222: Localized entirely within your kitchen?
 ratbabyonline: Jokes on you LRR bot I'm up and moving while the streamers aren't on break! I'm working
 LordZarano: WAAHHH! chandplay
 Zatengo: so in the vod, this is where it jumps to a different spot in the music, why isnt it doing that now? 
 eric_christian_berg: @LRRbot How did you know I was clenched?!?
 eric_christian_berg: The bot's alive!
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 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: Insert the microphone into the frog sandwich, and the other end into the conical meringue house.
 kristian_fischer: @eric_christian_berg It's 2026, everyone is clenched.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: "It's Albania!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pfffffffft that is bad advice
 ratbabyonline: LRTbot is not alive, it does however FEEL Pain
 Mazrae: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a packet of acidic children
nyoomgoom: "unclench" genuinely a great reminder on par with "unshrimp" for those of us who are constantly tensed up & clenching teeth for no reason
 Zatengo: @LRRbot thanks, that was the answer to my geography quiz
sandmanlives: It’s Garbage Day here and I thought I’d come in and wish everyone a happy Garbage Day!
 Mazrae: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: Gold!
 red_shoes_jeff: !vaselineorbarcode
  LRRbot: Vaseline!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like one of those joke “Who’s that Pokemon?” things
 BITs19_: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #7262: "I've never flexed this hard before, it feels good." —Serge [2020-10-06]
 INCSlayer: !advice
  LRRbot: Enter the "keep going" code.
 Marvoleath: !quote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #3486: "Let me back dat *** up." —Beej [2016-10-07]
 red_shoes_jeff: !birb
  LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
 RocknGrohlNerd: @kristian_fischer so many rapture opportunities and nothing (at least according to tiktoc)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
  LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
 INCSlayer: !fish
  LRRbot: Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
 Mazrae: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch (or Discord) channel, not the woods.
 RocknGrohlNerd: !fish
  LRRbot: Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
 BITs19_: !fish
chaos5896: !quote
 raulghoulia: New Crack A Pack?!
 Mazrae: !sire
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
BigTheDave: !fish
  LRRbot: Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
BigTheDave: I will
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds delicious
Denny40k: !quote 157
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Defense!
 EvilBadman: Hell yeah SAROS
 Mazrae: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: enhanced skin awareness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don’t need that!!!!
BigTheDave: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I need the potion of defense!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Drink three gallons of horse electrolytes.
Desruprot: !cat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
 arcaneIllumination: !fish
  LRRbot: Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
BigTheDave: !sire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That one is probably directed at Heather from that series of Live bits
 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: Never do the work if you can get a machine to do it for you. 
  TXC2: and we're back
Aenir798: Hi back.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvicd
Desruprot: nice in time for Watch and Play
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That should be under Bad Advice
ghyllnox: Oh Alex likes open robot
 EvilBadman: Oh please be a worse Detroit
nyoomgoom: wha tthe heck is chris pratt doing there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Teeth are stored in the mouth.
chaos5896: From outer space?
Noy2222: Don't Open Robot Inside
 RebekahWSD: Open Source, I hope!
 arcaneIllumination: @Thefluffiestguineapig was about to say that.
BigTheDave: Open Road-bot
 ratbabyonline: I mean yeah I follow Alex on social media, I'm well aware of opening robots
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig It can be in both.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is….is that advice?
 Zatengo: I immediately get I, Robot vibes
 IanAllenBird: not a high bar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That’s just a fact that teeth are stored in the mouth
  TXC2: Chris Pratt and his Indonesian son ?
 arcaneIllumination: @Thefluffiestguineapig a reminder of a fact can be advice
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: well they changed the font away from Arial, so that's something already
BigTheDave: CUBE
 Voidhawk42: You see, the future is when modern art cube
 EvilBadman: Pure dumpy stance
 JeffCentaur: The real story is the friends we shot along the way
 accountmadeforants: MOVE or LOOK or RUN
3PlayerPolitics: RUn
Noy2222: Is this the prequel to Millennium Police?
Desruprot: good ol cube decorations
johnnylongtorso: what if we took a cinder block but made it huge
 Tom_Bruise: It's gonna say "Jump around!" and we're gonna have that song stuck in our head
Aenir798: Sure don't
 matthaus_c: sure would be nice if we could hear something
 accountmadeforants: Everything in the game so far has been yelling at you, big fan
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I don't hear anything, sir
BigTheDave: oooh, HDR
 LordZarano: The bass alarm
 Voidhawk42: This story mode does seem to have both story and mode
johnnylongtorso: the minimoog alarm is going off
 Zatengo: someones phone is vibrating on a table - type alarm
 kristian_fischer: There's doings a-transpiring!
Noy2222: OH! Robot Shop Simulator
ghyllnox: ~Cinema mode~
Nismorack: Twitch told me this content is for certain audiences. Let's see if I'm said certain audience.
 Greyah: Naturally, when an alarm goes off the first thing to do is turn off the alarm, not figure out why it's going off or anything.
 matthaus_c: is that where we keep Lilith crucified
 raulghoulia: Genesus?!?
 PsychoI3oy: in the test chamberrrr
nekobun: Sagat stage in the last game, now we've got Vega... just need M. Bison and Balrog to complete the set.
 lightfut: Is Genesis confinement in the room with us?
 EvilBadman: Ah, we are Dexter
 Tom_Bruise: Wasn't Genesis Confinement in reference to that one time Phil Collins got arrested?
johnnylongtorso: all units secure Phil Collins immediately
 Notimagain: This looks like what MindsEye could have been if only the pesky "Saboteurs" didn't get in the way.
  TXC2: Genesis is still touring?
 Mangledpixel: eh? Ohhhh, Mega Drive.
Genie_M: Genesis is AI?
 Greyah: @Tom_Bruise Nah, just to the song In the Cage.
Trixalicious: How should we decorate the garden at our cube house? I was thinking cubes, but with cubes cut out of them.
Noy2222: Is Genesis Confinement in this room with us right now?
 ratbabyonline: Warning, Genesis Confinement has been breached, beware their music may be in your area
Desruprot: Genesis like the Star Trek thing?
 matthaus_c: got it, daughter wants to set off Third Impact
johnnylongtorso: legally distinct 350Z
 Tom_Bruise: "Go easy on the throttle" it says...
  TXC2: eww is this a tesla?
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 martypunker: Yaaaay garbage
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BigTheDave: The Tyres and the Chassis are made of the same mateial
Nismorack: Your gardener must love you.
 EvilBadman: handbreak
 LordZarano: hand break
 MikoKisai: I missed the start after the break, what was this game called?
 omdorastrix: Break =/= Brake
  TXC2: where are any of us going Alex?
 kristian_fischer: Is this where we find out that Rockstar sabotaged development of this game too?
Desruprot: huh
 matthaus_c: you should see my Bathroom Complex
DigitalSeahorse: Bruitalism
 Vinewood_OG: Exploited laborers
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imagine trying to heat that thing
 accountmadeforants: Oh this is how a tech billionaire decorates their rooms alright
 EvilBadman: They could be my slegdehammer!
Kiytan: is that what the kids are calling it now
johnnylongtorso: you can't turn it on again!
Noy2222: It's called Mega Drive!
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johnnylongtorso: Genesis, what's that?
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  TXC2: but comma! ELLIPSIS!
 IanAllenBird: tautology
DigitalSeahorse: Bleeeep
 droodtheozeference: There are tech billionaires who aren't deadbeat dads?
 Greyah: I have no idea what's going on. This must be some kinda land of confusion.
 Khalahd: Are there tech billionaire dads that aren't deadbeat?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Deadbeat dad is implied when you say Tech Billionare
 budgetdm: @droodtheozeference Ones without children?
johnnylongtorso: there's a robot skeleton inside you right now
  TXC2: budgetdm  still deadbeats
nekobun: certainly not much love to go 'round
Desruprot: heh press F to talk
EphemeralOsprey: wow, those stairs are *totally* up to code
  Akaiatana: I love the Vega Genesis
johnnylongtorso: concrete, building material of the future!
 matthaus_c: @Akaiatana +2
 YFiddler: Cool story
 EvilBadman: I love that we stand and run like a running back
EphemeralOsprey: n+1 floors tall
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: love the pallet jack
johnnylongtorso: it's just Tony Banks messing around with his synthesizer
 wench_tacular: as tall as necessary
JadedCynic: @ballesta25 yeah, someone says "I modelled my life philosophy off of 'Art of War' I disregard them as harmless; Someone who said "I modelled my life philosophy off of "Zum Kreige" by Carl von Clauswitz? That's a person I worry about and keep tabs on...from a distance.
Noy2222: Can't this guy afford an elevator?
johnologue: @Khalahd I feel like having a tech billionaire dad who is directly involved in one's upbringing might be worse
Noy2222: Or windows?
  Akaiatana: To be fair, Graham, you picked Storey mode
BigTheDave: that's what you have robots for
Kiytan: they don't have wifi in the magical future
 EvilBadman: Because this game is STORY Rich
chaos5896: Nailed it
DigitalSeahorse: 
johnnylongtorso: 
 RatherLargeToad: no call damage.  are we a secret robot?
 droodtheozeference: How do we convince tech billionaires that they are all immune to fall damage?
 EvilBadman: Me, mid 200s
nekobun: old growth
 RatherLargeToad: *fall damage
 YFiddler: Impressively shock absorbing shins
 underhill33: 
3PlayerPolitics: lawl
johnologue: @JadedCynic Clausewitz? The guy from Hearts of Iron?
DigitalSeahorse:  
johnnylongtorso: love the 1970s paneling
Trixalicious: Tech billionaire, but can't afford doors.
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nekobun: all area no residents
Kiytan: I feel like "compound" is a more fitting description
 EvilBadman: Just another day on the compund
3PlayerPolitics: "Turn off the alarms. Stop having them be on."
 RatherLargeToad: doors are for closers
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 ValTheDrake: so like, is this what this guy does daily? runs around switching off alarms that just pop up all over the island?
  TXC2: Trixalicious  didn't make a billion dollars by buying doors 
 LordZarano: What's the point in even having an alarm if all we do is turn it off
johnologue: @Trixalicious You can be rich *and* cheap. Rich people often are!
TinyAwoo: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE SPACE FRIEND
Genie_M: Where did he keep these?
 RocknGrohlNerd: quickly sing the intruders into quake 3 tournament, so you can decide who  gains the control over the island
chaos5896: Don't call him a Tommy Gun, that was his father.
TinyAwoo: @Genie_M 
 Voidhawk42: Accurate amateur accuracy
johnnylongtorso: @johnologue he should have just not paid the contractors
 Kazman20a: people keep making drum mag weapons, them after trying to carry reloads, they realize why they suck
offbeatwitch: good run
  Akaiatana: I can't wait for your daughter to come around the corner and get blasted sideways
 wench_tacular: healthy
 budgetdm: A drum mag does seem like the stupid feature that a tech bro would design as part of their gun.
johnnylongtorso: this copyright-free music is the best part of the game
 YFiddler: So the intruders just show up to like, turn on an annoying alarm clock?
  TXC2: Kazman20a  you're meant to have one drum mag, then switch box mags
johnologue: @Akaiatana Maybe that's what happened to her mother and why she blames him
Kiytan: is that shotgun firing pixels?
Genie_M: Good ragdoll
 kusinohki: sure it's not doing the robot?  *places shades*
 Mangledpixel: "Only I, the King of the robots, may have robots!"
 EvilBadman: Ah, we're liquidating Boston Dynamics
 Kazman20a: that is a plan, but then you have to aboandon your drum mag.
 bytecaster: The boars must be so confused
  Foxmar320: Oh! I saw that one Alex!
 RocknGrohlNerd: sideways running, classic break dance intro
johnnylongtorso: 30-50 feral robots
johnologue: Yeah, of course
 bytecaster: Cars also drive faster than any human runs
 NightValien28: THIS JUST IN, cars are faster than humans!!
 wench_tacular: and other fell over immediately
  TXC2: and then a month later, 2 humans broke the 2 hour record
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Next a car will beat a human in a race
Laserbeaks_Fury: Normally you have to put John Conner in a car speeding away to get them to run that fast
 Manae: Humans become dominant predators due to endurance. Create robots with EVEN MORE endurance.
ll_uu_kk_aa: there's a really great video of one of those little robots sprinting directly into a mirror and the mirror just shatters and it tries again for some reason
 goombalax: impressive feet
  Akaiatana: They're Storebot
 Mangledpixel: presumably that's why they want to steal Genesis
 RocknGrohlNerd: @bytecaster imagine robots...in cars !!!
johnologue: Costco is good
EphemeralOsprey: don't disparage Kirkland lol
 EvilBadman: Kirkland is just rebranded stuff, usually
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's just Manhacks
 droodtheozeference: I would buy CostCo killer drones
 bytecaster: Other killer robots are available
BigTheDave: Get to the Vega Bus
  Foxmar320: LRR should make more killer robots
 maclaglen: We have killer robots at home
 FauksStarling: CostCo had to get into the killer drone market to keep the $1.50 hot dog.
 omdorastrix: Kirkland brand drones got caught by the DJI ban (/s)
 ratbabyonline: I'm holding out for the bright yellow no name ones
  TXC2: Foxmar320  we bared Paul from doing that after Laugh-o-tron
DoodlestheGreat: That's what Ukrane needs to do. Get their drones at Costco.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Foxmar320 they really should
pookahbee: Has the water been tested yet?
DigitalSeahorse: I've shopped at Kirkland the store
  TXC2: WW1 is new again 
 EvilBadman: they rode in a plane and shot them down "by hand"
 Nigouki: it's like 150 year old patent
 RocknGrohlNerd: gun that shoots Maxim magazine?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: old kit still works...
 Voidhawk42: AWH HELL YEAH BRITISH EMPIRE REPRESENT
 Zatengo: also with a m16 from a soviet propeller plane
  Foxmar320: @TXC2 But it's been long enough that he should have another go at it
aerohydra: whatever happens, we have got the maxim gun and they have not
johnologue: Oh, I heard some mothers who were doing community air defense patrols were using ancient machine guns
aerohydra: early colonial saying
 Nigouki: Maxim is like Boer War stuff iirc?
  TXC2: Nigouki  yeap
 Gekyouryuu: gun-lacanth?
 PsychoI3oy: the maxim is the oldschool one with the big water jacket on the barrel (in some confiturations)
  TXC2: or piss
 Zatengo: you can also make parts for it in basically any smithy
 Marvoleath: 1884 machine gun
 Kazman20a: 1884
 Voidhawk42: "At the end of the day we have got, the Maxim Gun and they have not" - soldiers rhyme from ~1890s
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are we Tony Stark?
 YFiddler: Which members? Members of what?
  Akaiatana: The enemy is UnNoun
 Mangledpixel: so Tony Stark
 wench_tacular: there are a lot of Theys there
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: Sony Tark?
Genie_M: Lore is a bit vague
  Juliamon: We're Tony Stark as played by Christ Pratt
 Vinewood_OG: Tony Stank
 boyesie: Shitty tony stark? So  the elongated muskrat?
 bytecaster: We are like Elon Musk, including a kid that doesn't like us, it's very accurate
 Marvoleath: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Maxim_gun%2C_Georgian_national_museum.JPG
 kusinohki: chat, that's graham stark, not tony
johnnylongtorso: Tony Shart
 Voidhawk42: "The Maxim gun was first used extensively in an African conflict during the First Matabele War in Rhodesia. During the Battle of the Shangani on 25 October 1893, 700 soldiers fought off 5,000 Matabele warriors with just five Maxim guns"
DigitalSeahorse: Tany Stork
 RocknGrohlNerd: Toony Stäng
 ratbabyonline: I've had enough of this Tony Snark
johnologue: The problem is billionaires actually have a lot of kids because they're into weird pronatalism and eugenics
  TXC2: wouldn't the plural of Genesis be Genisii ?
Shadowsoflife: nathan stark from Eureka
zigboy22: ok guns kill
MrVirite: @TXC2 genopodes
 EvilBadman: was one of the options "send us freedom"?
  TXC2: MrVirite  yes
  TXC2: All Rise motherfucker
 Vinewood_OG: @Shadowsoflife Ohhh how I miss that show
ghyllnox: Have we discussed how we're running with the gun
johnologue: "There's a [game item] nearby!" Is such a horrible interface choice, put an icon near it or something
 TheBorzoi: He's taking a beating. Is this a boss fight?
 ValTheDrake: who will win this DPS race? A murder robot or an unarmored human?
Shadowsoflife: @Vinewood_OG It's a good show
 atinyspacemarine: Heyo
 EvilBadman: Ah "Send us feedback"
 boyesie: @shadowsoflife eureka was so good, as was WH13
 RocknGrohlNerd: we pubg now
 SnackPak_: 
 wench_tacular: humping the scenery too hard
  TXC2: STALKER level lag spikes there
 atinyspacemarine: @devs add mantle pls
johnnylongtorso: the robots' pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking
 Khalahd: Looking at the wiki for the maxim gun, that is bonkers. Being used in Ukraine actively, and one even shot down a missile. 
Shadowsoflife: @boyesie And they shared a world
 Zatengo: C for "completely stop the game"
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 PsychoI3oy: shrock
TinyAwoo: I like his gun sixth sense
  TXC2: hello atinyspacemarine  welcome
BigTheDave: Guy is clearly a techbro, he has wallhacks
 PsychoI3oy: glassk
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: wow it's famous map Wetwork from Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
 boyesie: @shadowsoflife i know, it was great
 Greyah: I love how it's constantly yelling at you about things that're nearby without any indication of proximity or direction.
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mangledpixel: robots that drop medpacks
 atinyspacemarine: Real "oof owie ouch my bones" death animation
 RocknGrohlNerd: these are some droids of Temu looks like
 raulghoulia: its good the only come in waves of One
Shadowsoflife: @boyesie It was pretty cool, need to watch more of them
 RocknGrohlNerd: @raulghoulia they are cultured bunch
ghyllnox: The music being this banging while you're getting shot and not hitting anything...
 kusinohki: I keep thinking the "there is a rible nearby" refers to the rifle the character is holding
 TheBorzoi: I'm pretty sure this music has been in other games played on Watch + Play
 atinyspacemarine: Who else watching this instead of focussing at work?
 budgetdm: You know, by the standards of Watch & Play, this is actually an okay game.
 kusinohki: I never focus at work...
 IanAllenBird: rip
 Barb4rian: o7
  TXC2: can we be dom-optimal instead?
 atinyspacemarine: The ragdolls in this game are for real good though
 RocknGrohlNerd: chat, this is me playing deathmatch doom 2 map 1 with my friends running around the same route
 RealGamerCow: good death animation
Kiytan: Can you hide in the water?
 kynelwynn: Can you 1) jump on crates to get on the containers or 2) get on the boat?
 kusinohki: the robots are evolving!  they're now doing the crouches of respect!
  TXC2: kynelwynn  we tried 1, it did NOT work
DigitalSeahorse: dying in a disco pose
 red_shoes_jeff: Doesn't narrow it down much, yeah.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was just typing out that joke damnit Graham!
johnologue: One bad day for Ched (he's very very drunk)
 Vinewood_OG: Borg Day Afternoon
 Zatengo: why does the rifle look like the valorant gun?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnologue I’m so glad someone else remembers that game
DigitalSeahorse: 
evilspoons983: I watched Dogma for the first time a couple days ago and Matt Damon as Loki was great
 Arkroma: What in the pub g containers clone am I watching lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man this is a short music loop huh
 KBKarma: We are not entirely sure.
Trixalicious: That has always frustrated me.
 SajuukSjet: so... you mean the Vex? 
BrindleBoar: the milk robots
 EvilBadman: the milky boys
 draftsynthesis: the vex model
Denny40k: I was just about to mention the Vex
 Geldaran: also, why sensors in head? or ya know, why limited to human shape?
 FauksStarling: The juicebox!
johnologue: Cephalization is efficient for latency, though!
 omdorastrix: Robits - why not have computer on board AND share cycles over LAN
  Akaiatana: Ketracel White?
 atinyspacemarine: Love to see robot enemies with distributed co.pute around their bodies
 SnackPak_: spicy vex milk
 Vinewood_OG: What in the Fassbender?
  TXC2: Human shaped because it makes people less scared of the robots
BrindleBoar: you can't just shoot a clanker in the jug
 Strebenherz: Uh uh,  vex milkies?
 atinyspacemarine: Like real robots can and do have multiple computers for different things everywhere
 underhill33: get back, loretta
Kiytan: I thought that was a mocap suit at first
 maclaglen: Loretta Dark!
 Vinewood_OG: Aim for the Jug-ular
johnnylongtorso: is she related to Joanna?
 TheBorzoi: Joanna Dark's not so good cousin?
BigTheDave: Does Loretta have a Baretta?
DoodlestheGreat: "Lemme look around for my Brylcream."
johnologue: I was thinking about how the enemies fall limp when you do enough damage...was thinking of why that would be, maybe if they had hydraulics and they lost pressure?
  Foxmar320: Best Cam quote ever "Vex Milke means Vex Tiddy"
nekobun: Loretta Dark, Joanna Dark's disgruntled aunt
Denny40k: In some cultures, Vex milk is a delicacy. That culture is Drifter.
 boyesie: Apologies for ze inconwenience
evilspoons983: @atinyspacemarine while that's true, barely any of them will 'fail gracefully' to fewer controllers
 ErynTzun: Sounds like shooting a Jem'Hadar aim for the tubes!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Apologize to me for me showing up unexpectedly.
 EvilBadman: (drunkenly) You're on myyyy island
 KBKarma: So, like, gunning robutts and then "you have a visitor".
 iris_of_ether: @Foxmar320 "implies the existence of", iirc. Still love that clip
  TXC2: "your island? you mean Ireland?" "aye, it's mine!"
 EvilBadman: This is a sovereign nation!
 SnackPak_: I think I broke something rolling me eyes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like not monopolies?
Dr_fragenstien: rich people pay good money to watch
 Tom_Bruise: what's that stupid American thing called again, a "sovereign citizen" or something?
 Vinewood_OG: "We're a family. Here is your pizza party."
 SajuukSjet: the Destiny 2 Season 8 opening cutscene is pretty neat for showing the Vex frames getting filled by Radiolaria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVAgDFvak_o
  Simriel: I used to work at the Suffering Mine. Weirdly not the worst job I have had.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Against the robots
 KBKarma: I think they're talking about Genesis.
 Voidhawk42: The Forever War of course
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just a single proof read
DoodlestheGreat: The War Against Stains.
 raulghoulia: Butlerian Jihad
 Greyah: They're wining the war, and soon they're dining the war.
 maclaglen: Eastasia vs. Eurasia of course
 doubleo21: In fact, it usually summons them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia Oh that’s amazing
 RocknGrohlNerd: dang it Alex I was just typing that
BrindleBoar: look: if Cop Demonology worked, we could talk. But it *is* just nonsense.
EphemeralOsprey: good thing you have, like, no furniture to hide things in
 atinyspacemarine: Sovcits are so funny when I don't have to interact with the.
nekobun: the incantation only works if they write it in fentanyl
 Mangledpixel: "Don't look in the shoebox under my bed!"
 iris_of_ether: I recently read an article about the poor children of those SovCits. Turns out that when you don't have any documentation it's hard or impossible to get documentation 
 KBKarma: Someone tried that sovcit stuff in Ireland. The Gardaí just started laughing and pointing out that they weren't in the US right now.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They are going to steal his Genesis albums
 Gekyouryuu: "no, no, general. I'M into CRYPTO mining, my FATHER is into CRYPT mining." "crypt mining?" "he makes the miners did their own graves in the mine shaft."
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there is an incantation that repels cops: "Look out! There's fentanyl nearby!"
 RocknGrohlNerd: my ketamin, I mean cabbages
EphemeralOsprey: oh no, they're going to insist you install railings
 IanAllenBird: robots
BrindleBoar: airdropped on the roof
johnologue: @Gekyouryuu Wow, the company provides graves? What a benefit!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good question next question
 raulghoulia: pallet jack is right there /s
 Kentosaurus: I have used an all-terrain pallet jack in real life, but stairs seems a little sketch
 KBKarma: So big for like one person?
 Gekyouryuu: @johnologue not for free
  TXC2: pallet jack with tank tracks
Trixalicious: Well, we didn't find any of your secrets, but we did find several crimes against architecture.
johnologue: A billionaire who doesn't know the basics of reality or operations but has infinite resources? That's unheard of.
BigTheDave: plot twist: HE is Genesis
 kusinohki: isn't genesis on ceti alpha 5??
  Akaiatana: "Billionaires?" You mean "Persons of Ketamines?"
johnologue: @Gekyouryuu Owe your soul to the company graveyard
Laserbeaks_Fury: "...ran off with a robot"
 accountmadeforants: @Laserbeaks_Fury Omg I was just typing the same thing
 Nigouki: @Laserbeaks_Fury damnt i was typing that
johnnylongtorso: @kusinohki no, Khan is on Ceti Alpha 5, Genesis is on space station Regula One
  TXC2: kusinohki  no, that's where Khan et al was marrooned
Genie_M: Mom became Genesis
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But can Genesis dance?
 accountmadeforants: Chat hivemind achieved
 raulghoulia: also Planet Lacarno
 Greyah: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Well no. They made a whole song about that.
Kiytan: I love non-location specific alarms
 KBKarma: Oh, that's a classic.
 Barb4rian: That alarm is some brown note nonsense
Dr_fragenstien: there is a small healthpack nearby btw XD
 Vinewood_OG: Muppets Hunt for the Red October
 UnknownFriday: I still think my favorite like that was Star Wars, but Chewie's the only non-Muppet.
  TXC2: Jurgan Procnow getting increasing haggard looking along with Kermit
 NoxStryx: MOON, and only sam rockwells character is a human
 GreatWahooney: I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show with my brother recently and of course we had the muppet discussion short after
 EvilBadman: they may not be able to see through the half-fences?
 Gekyouryuu: Avengers, and the only human is Nick Fury, except for when Banner turns into the hulk
 eric_christian_berg: Just the political officer is human.
evilspoons983: "one ping only, gonzo" "OH NO"
 raulghoulia: Tim Curry is that one too
 maclaglen: Sam Neil
  TXC2: Sam Neil
 frameshifty: "One ping only." "ANIMAL!!"
better_seasons: tim curry was the doctor
  TXC2: Tim curry is the Doctor
 kusinohki: I think tim curry was the russian doctor
DoodlestheGreat: Curry was the ship's doctor.
johnologue: @UnknownFriday Which muppets would be the droids?
 SajuukSjet: Skarsgard, Curry is the Doctor
 Marvoleath: Any The Mappets movie, and only Kermit is the human
   Anubis169: it's such a good book too
 Zatengo: my vote would be for austin powers, with the titular character the only human
 maclaglen: Alec Baldwin is Jack Ryan. Sam Neil is Russian
 raulghoulia: Gates McFadden too
 Vinewood_OG: Tim Curry was the doctor. Neil is the XO
 EvilBadman: Knives Out 4, Daniel Craig
  TXC2: it's no joke my 6th favourite movie
BigTheDave: Sam Neil, Muppets Event Horizon
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 Mazrae: LoTR but gollum is the only "human"
 gualdhar: Muppet Die Hard with Alan Rickman as the only human
Kiytan: my vote would be pirates of the caribbean but only barbosa is the only human
ghyllnox: 
 eric_christian_berg: Nice!
 Vinewood_OG: @BigTheDave Someone cooked here
 KBKarma: Oh no, not the toast!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I advocate for a “good question next question” emote
 GreatWahooney: I like Rocky as the sole non-muppet
 Gekyouryuu: it was WILD learning Red October was a Jack Ryan story
   Anubis169: I saw a lovely video where a bunch of people added his historic movie career to a museum
   Anubis169: and invited him along
 JeffCentaur: Sam the Eagle as Rocky
 KBKarma: Just have Meatloaf be the only human.
ghyllnox: Lmao
 FauksStarling: All muppets except Eddie
 ContingentCat: oh good I thought i missed the garbage!
 couchboyj: Brad and Janet have to be Kermit and Miss piggy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sam the Eagle as rocky
baskwalla: TNG all muppets except Worf
BigTheDave: Muppets The Martian. All of Ground Control are muppets
 RocknGrohlNerd: get rekt actual, in game nerd 
 frameshifty: i joined late, is there a reason the game has your phone constantly on vibrate
 Voidhawk42: Robot Superior, Human Inferior
Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu what?
 INCSlayer: Ocean's Eleven all muppets except for Matt Damon
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sam Eagle would be the narrator
  TXC2: frameshifty  it's the alarm we have to turn off
ghyllnox: And the hook drops 
 BlueMechanic: I want Muppet Beauty and the Beast with the Beast being the only human. Not a human in a Beast costume, just a regular human and everyone considers them hideous
 Strebenherz: @baskwalla  All muppets except wesley for the iconic "shut up wesley" from a muppet
 Mangledpixel: The Matrix, all characters are Muppets only in the real world
 RocknGrohlNerd: bait bait bait
GirlPainting:   
  TXC2: BlueMechanic  sold
MrVirite: AI too smort
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mangledpixel Oh that’s so good
 KBKarma: bawooooo
 Voidhawk42: I gotta say, a robot spawn camping you is delightful
 KBKarma: bawooooooo
 red_shoes_jeff: They learned from the last group!
 frameshifty: @TXC2 TY!
 UnknownFriday: @johnologue Bunsen Honedew and Beaker.
 Vinewood_OG: Take my money
   Anubis169: The Muppetrix
 Strebenherz: Holy sh*t pix xD
 Shurtal: what is this? P.Chud.G.?
ConquerCode: I like the cube
 KBKarma: Could someone please shut off that klaxon kthx?
DigitalSeahorse: same kind of thing but Inception
 accountmadeforants: We've found a glitch in their system!
GirlPainting: I have seen that movie with Mellissa Mc Carthy. It was hillarious
Bezekric: Oh sweet, an early W+P
BigTheDave: Muppets Planet of the Apes
BigTheDave: but the OG films
 accountmadeforants: I love this actually
 Zatengo: I feel like the accuracy suffers real bad when you move while shooting?
 Shurtal: that robot just MATERIALIZED
 Voidhawk42: The robots using different tactics each time is actually pretty great. This is some of the better AI I've seen
DigitalSeahorse: Inception:  you can tell you're dreaming and what level of dream you're on by how simple the muppets are
   Anubis169: that rifle is about as accurate a firehose with nobody holding it
 raulghoulia: Artificial Hole
   Anubis169: the randomisation is nuts
 maclaglen: The War is sending them.
 RocknGrohlNerd: green herb on table, for you RE players
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want the Muppetrix to be a real movie now, damnit
elcalen: well that was weird... audio just started looping a segment of stream. reloading the page fixed it...
 accountmadeforants: Yeah this is a good example of why game devs sometimes steer away from good enemy AI 
 doubleo21: Muppet Pacific Rim, the Jägers are humans piloted by muppets
 LordZarano: I think you were right about needing to out-range them
 BrowneePointz: Muppet Planet of the Apes but the Muppets play all the Humans would be deeply funny
 red_shoes_jeff: Plot Twist: what if they're ALL your robots, and the General is just an actor you paid to play along with your nonsense.
 BrowneePointz: all the Stars in Monkey Makeup
 RocknGrohlNerd: first time on W+P
 Voidhawk42: Humans just don't like high velocity lead
BigTheDave: Castaway, but the island is full of muppets
 Shurtal: Ezed mode?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 KBKarma: A lot of settings. Which is surprising for a game on this programme.
 Marvoleath: actual accessibility options though
  TXC2: Voidhawk42  low velocity isn't that good for humans either 
 BrowneePointz: Muppets Castaway but Wilson is Jon Hamm
   Anubis169: i'm willing to bet the former
 Zatengo: maybe the devs are just like real good
 Strebenherz: I mean given who the robots are norting they're very ethical robots
GirlPainting: tweeked on crank?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BigTheDave No the only non-Muppet is Wilson
 Zatengo: from all the ketamine
 Shurtal: Por Que No Los Dos?
 ValTheDrake: why not both?
 RocknGrohlNerd: what on what?
tyrew0rm: Muppet Hot Fuzz could work
   Anubis169: Bless you! lrrrHORN
  TXC2: bless you
GirlPainting: gesundheit graham
   Anubis169:  *
johnnylongtorso: @RocknGrohlNerd you know, the movie Crank
   Anubis169: again!?
BrindleBoar: outplayed
 accountmadeforants: Lmao it was camping the healthy
 Shurtal: gotta check your robot corners
 Nigouki: the robit is an ambush predator
BigTheDave: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Muppets
GirlPainting: well, the AI behaves like a real robot would behave
DigitalSeahorse: 
GirlPainting: realy good at aiming and reactions
Megaparsec256: oh good i'm glad you've gotten to this one
 SnackPak_: \m/
 ratbabyonline: Ok now we're cooking
 Mangledpixel: Oh, Cool 3D World? Oh no
   Anubis169: LOL
 RatherLargeToad: the last drummer?
  TXC2: From Soft font on the menu there
 SnackPak_: yikes
BigTheDave: okay
 accountmadeforants: Is it like Trombone Champ but drums?
Aenir798: oh no
 littleunknownn: oh
BigTheDave: MEATHEAD
3PlayerPolitics: ???
 littleunknownn: OH
 iris_of_ether: Oh boy
ghyllnox: Amazing
 gualdhar: da fuq
 accountmadeforants: I guess not
 Barb4rian: OH MY GAWD
FanboyBryan: i know this game... 
 eric_christian_berg: SHINY
 ContingentCat: wow
 GapFiller:   
 ErynTzun: Oh nOOoooooOOOOoo
 ratbabyonline: It's perfect
 Mazrae: Just had a thought X-Men but all the mutants are Muppets
 wench_tacular: wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH YES
 GreatWahooney: oh hells yes
 flatluigi: i have a headache....
BrindleBoar: so moist
 RocknGrohlNerd: @johnnylongtorso the plug yourself into high voltage one?
   Anubis169: Big McLargeHuge
 RatherLargeToad: why made of play dough?
 Strebenherz:   
johnologue: WOW.
 Mangledpixel: Cool 3D World is a legendary weird YouTube channel
 ErynTzun: ]Who dropped the anvil on his face
GirlPainting: thats kind of dark souls music
 kusinohki: I think I had this action figure
 ContingentCat: oh my
Denny40k: Oh, oh no
TheAinMAP: 
johnologue: Oh god
 droodtheozeference: What the actual hell?
 Vinewood_OG: "It wasn't MY FAULT!"
ghyllnox: "Face Dent"
 ContingentCat: "face dent" what
Denny40k: Is this man made of putty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The best one of these was by far Tomato Way
nekobun: oh wait, Ultimate Drummer? this game is fantastic.
 Tom_Bruise: See, I was off to make a sandwich real quick, and I return to... to... this...
Creature_Comforts: 👁️ 👁️
 ContingentCat: oh nooo
 goombalax: in a perfect world, men like me would not exist
realbadatthis_: Vin Donsel
 Tom_Bruise: Why is this Hapsberg abomination throwing gang signs?
DoodlestheGreat: Picasso lives!
EphemeralOsprey: "prince" and "princess" lol
Denny40k: What is going on with the whole groin area
UtilityPunk: Oiled up and ready for adventure!
   Anubis169: I'm blue da ba dee da ba dye
 wench_tacular: cool horror game
BigTheDave: This is a Spawn villain
 GapFiller: this is what peak performance looks like
GirlPainting: kill it! kill it with fire!
 RatherLargeToad: the stay puffed marshmallow man
 Vinewood_OG: Please sirs, may I have some less
johnnylongtorso: your stomach looks like Jabba the Hutt
Thisbymaster: I didn't want to eat today anyway
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but no, it's very intentional
 eric_christian_berg: This has Troma energy.
   Anubis169: btw G, love the new channel badges 
 omdorastrix: Channeling Hades?
NimrodXIV: I've missed Monster Factory
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Secondedn
 maclaglen: Why don't you love me, father?
 EJGRgunner: ye gods. what fresh hell have I stumbled in on
Aenir798: I am experiencing distress
 Kentosaurus: sanic hair
 Tom_Bruise: Go forth, Jarney Habsburg!
 Strebenherz: Did you find Bartlebys human form   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gods of Music what is this, the Silmarillion?
 accountmadeforants: Thanks Felix! Thanks Satyr! Thanks Chravis! Thanks Tharr!
 ContingentCat: you might not like it but this is what peak profromance looks like
ghyllnox: Is this actually well VA'd or is this AI or what
UtilityPunk: A god named Felix. This is gonna be good
Kiytan: do you need to do legally distinct ancient pantheons?
 accountmadeforants: And thanks The Chiller!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THARR
 Tom_Bruise: I'm gonna tell my grandchildren this is what Spore was
 Jigokuro: The basedest
   Anubis169: Brutal Legend?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tom_Bruise 10/10 no notes on that one
 ratbabyonline: Is this a god of war
 accountmadeforants: Not you, TObin
 Vinewood_OG: We have "high" fantasy at home
 Zatengo: "One of everything" ah dj setup
 RocknGrohlNerd: mixmaster take-a-hike
 Strebenherz: We have dark souls at home
  TXC2: Man Elden ring is REALLY different from other Fromsoft works
   Anubis169: came back and busted up the studio
 ValTheDrake: this prequel to Brutal Legend is weird
 flatluigi: imagine if this is the whole game
DigitalSeahorse: if Marge and Homer merged into a video game Steve
 Voidhawk42: Butterfly.meme : Is *this* Brutal Legend?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ValTheDrake Brutal Legend is already pretty weird
   Anubis169: Lies of Pee
 RocknGrohlNerd: someone took a dump at the drums
 Thefluffiestguineapig: pfffffft
UtilityPunk: Lol
 gualdhar: this Picasso-ass rocker
zigboy22: wow
 Kentosaurus: *nods enthusiastically
UtilityPunk: Rise, Rave Drummer!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 I still want a bonus stream of Lies of Penguin
 Voidhawk42: Nice to see Sloth got a hobby after the Goonies
SalmirAeon: this is what Double Fine's Brutal Legend wanted to be
 Tom_Bruise: This game belongs in a museum
GirlPainting: Brother get the flamer.....no, the HEAVY flamer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IT'S A RHYTHM GAME?????
BrindleBoar: 
 IanAllenBird: extremely was not expecting this
 Zatengo: its just a sequencer?
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelentlessStrongWaspTBCheesePull-aubMo06tsjVCNhHS
Creature_Comforts: Drum machine?
 ratbabyonline: Is this a drum machine with an animated guy
BrindleBoar: EQUIPMENT
 Zatengo: time to do some blastbeats
 TheMadChicken: okay i just got here
 Strebenherz: Oh we need this on rhythm cafe
Megaparsec256: (there is more to do past this point a well)
EphemeralOsprey: Any way to slow down the image rotation on the left?
BrindleBoar: I am dying
 TheMadChicken: what the HELL
 ContingentCat: welcome to Brave New Nope
UtilityPunk: Bring sick beats to the silenced lands
 Tom_Bruise: now what if.. we just clicked all the squares?
  TXC2: it's the dark souls of  Mario music maker
 Dog_of_Myth: What did I come into?
 ContingentCat: 
 ratbabyonline: I need a band to use this
 malsareus: so.... is this a reskin of minesweeper?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: When I saw the equipment part, I figured
johnnylongtorso: how does it feel to treat me like you do
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DigitalSeahorse: oh I have something like this on DS but it gives you a timeline as you add and remove cells
 wench_tacular: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: new order intesifies
 EvilBadman: Oh I love March of the Pigs
UtilityPunk: For anyone wondering the name of the song, Darude - Sandstorm
 LithelyUnshod: make loss
 kusinohki: can you recreate Take On Me's drum beat??
   Anubis169: are those from Crash Bandicoot?
DigitalSeahorse:  no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW DID THAT GET YOU FURTHER help squirtle
 Tom_Bruise: It's the cat from Hi-Fi Rush, a worse game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: my sides hurt
 BrowneePointz: drum machine!
 BrowneePointz: the TR-808!
johnnylongtorso: Roland TR-808 was a legendary 80s drum machine
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evilspoons983: IT'S TRICKY
 ErynTzun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_TR-808
  TXC2: very John Carpenter0esque
 gualdhar: gotta crank up the tempo and use that double bass pedal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Help Squirtle
 ratbabyonline: Watching this and just thinking. If you haven't been to (monkey c) Artcade in Victoria, you really really should
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
evilspoons983: the TR-808 is arguably one of the most influential instruments to modern music after the piano and guitar
 malsareus: can we double jump oru drumset?
 NoxStryx: Can you move while drumming?
   Anubis169: no underwear
 EvilBadman: I assume you can do a beat while moving yeah
 Vinewood_OG: "I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue."
   Anubis169: Sonic Heroes?
 Kentosaurus: sonic!
BrindleBoar: WHAT
 accountmadeforants: Hell yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We can wall jump?
  TXC2: this is a fever dream
 Dog_of_Myth: So much Sanic
 Barb4rian: Ok, I was thinking chaos emeralds, now it is confirmed lol
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Singenmeister: Oh god I just got back from lunch good lord what's happening!?
 IanAllenBird: I..... see
   Anubis169: Exdeath!?
 KBKarma: I am now expecting Derek Foddy to start speaking.
 ContingentCat: why is the jump so... like that
 Tom_Bruise: We will never need another video game ever again after this
johnnylongtorso: Superman 64 BPM
NimrodXIV: I was about to make a Sonic joke after that bumper too
Shadowsoflife: @TXC2 It's a fever drum
 raulghoulia: rhythm role playing game. is this Clair Obscura
 RocknGrohlNerd: deku tree, hi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is everyone else seeing the cone of blue hair on the drum set man who just encountered a tree with a face
  TXC2: Shadowsoflife  ah ha ha!
UtilityPunk: Gorgeous vistas, sick beats, the Deku tree. This might be GOTY
 ErynTzun: Welp they made their own assets, what else they made is the question
 Manae: Sorry, bone to bark? Shouldn't that be skin
 red_shoes_jeff: Okay. So I have a very important question. ... WHAT?
 NoxStryx: @Barb4rian The blue spiked hair adds to it too.
 Drasvin: I stepped away during the robot game, and now there's something different
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  yes, we choose that hair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We need a "good question next question" emote so bad
 kusinohki: I'd expect a drummer to turn into a beet, not a tree
 BITs19_: can you set a drum pattern and then move around the world?
 control_rig: Just got here, so I'm gonna assume... Drummer Souls?
 Barb4rian: @NoxStryx It totally does
   Anubis169: I put on my robe and wizard set
 RocknGrohlNerd: @kusinohki good one
 ratbabyonline: Roland 909 is known for its cowbell
 Manae: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sounds like a pair
  TXC2: control_rig  more or less
 NoxStryx: Shouldn't you have saved this for Rhythm Cafe?
Aenir798: The voice acting is impeccable
 Zatengo: Drum Souls?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Manae I was thinking an animated emote that swaps from one to the other
 Cptasparagus: is this from the writer of Elden Ring?
   Anubis169: 
 flatluigi: can you get the one you bought in the notes
northos: the wheelie chair, duh
  Foxmar320: Farts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When we find the god of bass can we do Seven Nation Army?
 KBKarma: "How are you propelling yourself?" "Yes."
Clicklesly: With the power of drums ^^
 maclaglen: The magic of the drum kick
 ErynTzun: The power of the beat propels you
 RatherLargeToad: by the power of ROCK!
 frameshifty: it's the Vanessa Carleton school of musical locomotion
 NoxStryx: The music moves you
  Foxmar320: Love the rings   
TinyAwoo: what did I come back to
 TheMadChicken: is that steve austin?
 malsareus: plz tell me we can platform on the birds
 SnackPak_: we will we will rock you!
 BrowneePointz: HONEY YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN!
UtilityPunk: Such majestic ruins
 KBKarma: The backing music changed, I think!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does this character look like they have a healthy GI tract? I second Foxmar on "farts"
 flatluigi: a good use of 10 gems
 control_rig: Ca-caw 
 ContingentCat: 
johnnylongtorso: we will we will dark souls
 maclaglen: @ErynTzun 
 KBKarma: Jump?
GirlPainting: 
 NoxStryx: The crow was matching your beat
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 ErynTzun: I assume you're supposed to jump
 TheJoe743: I am curious about the giant pez dispenser
  TXC2: we donkey kong now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP  
 kusinohki: donkey kong country mine carts
 control_rig: We Donkey Kong now
 Mazrae: Donkey Kong country now?
UtilityPunk: Game has a solid sense of comedic timing
evilspoons983: "I think I'm gonna have to juuuuuuuuuump"
 RatherLargeToad: now we donkey konging
   Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
GirlPainting: get in the seaaaa
 Tom_Bruise: It appears you jumped *onto* the spikes, not over them
 omdorastrix: Giant Thanos-like HEad in the distance
 RocknGrohlNerd: conservation of something something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The movement seems difficult to control, considering you are controlling AN ENTIRE DRUM SET that's valid
TheAinMAP: Oh, it's a mine cart with rock in it again.  Only it's the other type of rock this time.  
   Anubis169: 3d platforming
 Tom_Bruise: ah, it's the plastic chair Vergil left behind
   Anubis169: nooooooo
 kusinohki: was that a spring dove?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was the cat noise in game or my cats
 LordZarano: buddy you're a young man, hard man, shouting in the street gonna take on the world someday
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It could be either
PorpoisesUnknown: thats really col
PorpoisesUnknown: cool*
 BrowneePointz: that's some damn good engineering tbh
northos: and the head bob animation lol
johnologue: Cool!
 kynelwynn: his head is going to the tempo. really banging
 ContingentCat: oh man the nodding is still to the beat you set
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is such complex coding and so weird
  TXC2: that's really advance for an otherwise jank looking game 
johnologue: Does it change the gameplay?
 KBKarma: Yeah!
   Anubis169: GAMEPLAY!
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northos: okay this game is genius
PorpoisesUnknown: such a great idea
johnologue: OH IT DOES
 control_rig: Strats!
TinyAwoo: this has an idea that is really nifty
 ratbabyonline: This game may rule actually
 control_rig: That's actualyl very clever
  TXC2: wait....is this game.....Good?!
   Anubis169: defo
 Tom_Bruise: Oh sick, this game has adaptive difficulty?
UtilityPunk:  This game has mechanics. Unexpectedly solid
 IanAllenBird: that's what I call a mechanic
 Cptasparagus: boom boom caw
 Zatengo: so we can recommend this one to rhythm cafe?
DigitalSeahorse:    
 NoxStryx: Does the tempo change the bird and cart speed?
TinyAwoo: THAT TOE
johnologue: It's the classic "here's how you solve problems in this world with your ability" tutorial!
GirlPainting: aaaand, the lore is similar to dark souls 1
PorpoisesUnknown: Yeah a full playthrough might be needed
TinyAwoo: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TOE
 ErynTzun: if your toes do that pleas see your doctor
  TXC2: NoxStryx  yes
PorpoisesUnknown: this game rules
   Anubis169: maybe it's vertical?
GirlPainting: top to bottum
 ErynTzun: I thought it was vertical too
 maclaglen: how many hits for each nail
 flatluigi: maybe both?
   Anubis169: nope i'm an idiot
 EvilBadman: each nail diff beat
Creature_Comforts: It's one at a time
DigitalSeahorse: top to bottom?
zigboy22: in a line
 flatluigi: yeah each nail differenbt beat
 control_rig: One hit per nail?
DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
   Anubis169: ooo!
zigboy22: 1 2 3
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: tempo?
EphemeralOsprey: Both dimensions?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH this is actually an interesting puzzle
zigboy22: and down
 flatluigi: oh the warning symbols are the tnt/toe
 Mazrae: Maybe diagonal down
 Tom_Bruise: I am well and truly befuddled
 EvilBadman: diff nail+instrument per?
EphemeralOsprey: yeah, try diagonal down
 maclaglen: First line, needed three beats
 ratbabyonline: Can't hit them simultaneously I'd think
better_seasons: maybe the nail hight is the instrument?
   Anubis169: YES!!
johnologue: Wait, the vertical rows are different instruments
   Anubis169: lol
 ContingentCat: got there!
 control_rig: AMAZING
 ContingentCat: what
 IanAllenBird: oh,
  TXC2: GAMEPLAY!
 TheMadChicken: 
PorpoisesUnknown: this game officially rocks
GirlPainting: 
 SnackPak_: o7
zigboy22: WYUT
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NimrodXIV: was that good
 Tom_Bruise: YES
   Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeeee!!!
Desruprot: explosive gameplay
 accountmadeforants: Yaaaaaaay!
 MikoKisai: alrighty then
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 Kentosaurus: he died doing what he loved?
 MrSarkhan: what the fuck
 eric_christian_berg: Victory?
TinyAwoo: well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFFFFTTTTT
   Anubis169: we got construction boots!
 Tom_Bruise: NOW THIS IS PODGAMING
GirlPainting: that escalated quickly
UtilityPunk: Clip that
pixl_nix: this game SLAPS
DigitalSeahorse: oh good it doesn't make you fill the whole box every line
 maclaglen: Ludicrous Gibs!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What the
 Mister_BlueSky: Now that's what I call a BLAST beat.
johnologue: Good thing he didn't set off the TNT with his hammer!
EphemeralOsprey: games like this are way better than generic shooty shoot ones
 kusinohki: and on that note, I have to leave.  catch ya all in the vod!
 RocknGrohlNerd: I am so  glad that I am seeing this stream live !
 kdefinition: Is this that Expedition 33 I keep hearing so much about?
  TXC2: so long kusinohki  stay safe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did everyone just see a weird blue man in a construction hat spit fire and go to their home planet?
PorpoisesUnknown: this feels like it would be a 4am cartoon network cartoon
 rentar42: oh, this has to be my favorite percussion based platformer I've seen all day!
  Simriel: Kinda reminds of Beauty Copter
   Anubis169: Sub ocean GET
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ModernCreativeDragonflyTakeNRG-Z4u9-sEKnT_v-RcZ
Desruprot: so this guy can go under water, but sonic can't swim
 IanAllenBird: oh ok
johnologue: Okay, water doesn't kill you, nice
 red_shoes_jeff: I dunno what's going on, but we've killed a man and stolen his shoes. With music.
 Tom_Bruise: oh sick, the bed of chaos
 Cptasparagus: a lil guy
 SnackPak_: but dire dire docks doesnt have any drums 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simriel I mean this could be another part of the extended Beautycopter universe, similar to that game from a couple W+Ps ago
GirlPainting: so you need the lord vessel first, gotcha
UtilityPunk: Legally distinct Frampt
Koios7: what's the name of this one?
 EvilBadman: This guy is specced for heavy drumroll
 malsareus: so this game has some real design going on
Creature_Comforts: @SnackPak_ That's why he stopped drumming 
   Anubis169: is there vsync? getting a bit of tearing
 TheMadChicken: whats this game called?
Trixalicious: Sonic Frontiers is different from how I remember.
 empyreon: I had to step away during robit game and this is... breathtaking
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig the one with aliens ? chaising aliens?
Desruprot: K.O
tryllebanjo: daaaaaaaawww djeesus
johnologue: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think beautycopter looked a lot nicer than this. I mean, in the sense that this game looks very ugly on purpose where that game was kind of abstract and whimsical
 malsareus: do we still have the boots?
   Anubis169: 'Ultimate Drummer'
 spethycakes: K.O. for "Kindly Offed"
evilspoons983: @Anubis169 there is vsync and Alex didn't turn it on
 Tom_Bruise: the first Drum-type game
GirlPainting: i prefer Drum Souls 3
UtilityPunk: Drum Souls 
 spethycakes: Does this qualify as a rhythm game?
BrindleBoar: a bassborne, if you will
  Akaiatana: When do we get to the bass building?
   Anubis169: boing!
Desruprot: heh a spring on a bird
GirlPainting: but Elden Drums also had some realy nice stuff
Desruprot: golden bird
 Orlantia: over the shoulder donky kong country seems awful
johnologue: @RocknGrohlNerd I think you're thinking of a different much older W+P. The one where there's a weird monologue at the start with aliens and dolphins and such?
 Marvoleath: Is this technically a rhythm game? 
  TXC2: WAH
 ContingentCat: We should definitly suggest this for Rhythm Cafe
 ContingentCat: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RocknGrohlNerd Where you were wearing lipstick and the player character people correctly said was a "quad twerker" like you see quad copters
 rentar42: ok, I have to admit I have so many questions and I fear there are no answers that would actually improve my understanding or enjoyment of the situation ...
Dr_fragenstien: that's how he got back
 PsychoI3oy: you hit that with the ring
 gualdhar: who is the giant head statue
 RocknGrohlNerd: @johnologue ah okey 
  Foxmar320: Very Sonic level design
   Anubis169: this is the palette cleanser
 Tom_Bruise: I feel bad for anybody else making games rn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar Good question, next question
 SnackPak_: were putting the band back together!
 control_rig: Wikka wikka
UtilityPunk: Real talk, does this game have Blight Town?
 Kentosaurus: squatting on a milk crate
DoodlestheGreat: @rentar42 The standard W&P experience.
 ContingentCat: just perching on a milk craate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: is that one of the fallen gods
 spethycakes: Ahhh the origin story of how they got the band together
Desruprot: lore
johnologue: Ew
 malsareus: it's always Vincent
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spethycakes Back together, the band was broken up in the cutscene at the start of the game
 RocknGrohlNerd: is the creator of the game a drummer?
 spethycakes: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm so happy I missed that
 Marvoleath: schoolgirl uniform
johnologue: @Tom_Bruise As in this game has a Silksong effect where nobody else can outshine its moment? Or that you're making a game while watching this and don't wish the same on others?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spethycakes It sure was a thing
UtilityPunk: You needed a shirt, now you have one
 maclaglen: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
 Tom_Bruise: @johnologue definitely the former, possibly the latter
 RatherLargeToad: now we are really the marshmallow man
GirlPainting: So Graham, you do with LRR a lot of MTG content, drafts, commander, highlander aso. How is your stance towards exploring new formats that break the usual mold of magic? @LoadingReadyRun
TomfooleryFox: Ah, I see we put the sliders aaaallll the way up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The way it folds is one of the reasons to make your own assets
zigboy22: we a souls like
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomfooleryFox No actually we didn't
 rentar42: ok, I do have one question that I can't surpress: is this amazing physique the result of creative chargen use or just ... the default look of the player character?
TomfooleryFox: @thefluffiestguineapig dear mother of god
  TXC2: rentar42  there is a character creator
johnologue: @rentar42 I think Alex said "no middle sliders" but that this is basically everything the character generator was meant to create
UtilityPunk: This game has S T Y L E. I don't know what kinda style, but it's there
 accountmadeforants: So we already have bare feet, when's the poison swamp Miyazaki?
 wench_tacular: 
Desruprot: DK Donkey Drum
 Mazrae: Turn on the reggaton sheet music?
Desruprot: @UtilityPunk It has Style it has no grace
Dr_fragenstien: when in doubt, beat it out
 accountmadeforants: Maybe they're just moving very slowly?
zigboy22: oh the beat
EphemeralOsprey: the platforms are moving veeeeery slowly
zigboy22: to raise and lower the platforms
zigboy22: they are movin slow
 kynelwynn: tempo?
Ashmantle: speed up?
  Simriel: Why Isn't Steve Austin in effigy in your home
 Vinewood_OG: Cold Steve
TomfooleryFox: the sonic franchise really went in a dark direction after the 90s huh
 UnknownFriday: It almost looks more like the guy from Pawn Stars
johnologue: Ah, they're moving now!
TomfooleryFox: bwark!
  Simriel: @tomfooleryfox This is better than most modern sonic games
Shadowsoflife: caw
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun Alex, Graham.  Are we some sort of staypuft marshmelomyn?
GirlPainting: So Graham, you do with LRR a lot of MTG content, drafts, commander, highlander aso. How is your stance towards exploring new formats that break the usual mold of magic? @LoadingReadyRun
  TXC2: welcome to your new ear worm chat 
 malsareus: can we change our pace while on a swingy rope?
DigitalSeahorse: 
UtilityPunk: Tony Hawk's Pro Drummer?
johnologue: The waluigi birds are singing, waaah waaah waah
 Mister_BlueSky: Best I can do is four on the floor.
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GirlPainting: 
johnnylongtorso: how about a format where only uncommons are legal?
 kumatsu: Tiny Leaders happened 
 flatluigi: brawl?
  TXC2: so tiny leaders? 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Like smaller casting costs...
 GreatWahooney: get Judge Tower on the Pro Tour, you cowards
Alyssa_Swift: Tiny Leaders isn't real, it can't hurt us
GirlPainting: mini commander? with split cards cut in half? ^^
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 I was getting there.
johnologue: Oh god I didn't notice
 ratbabyonline: What's smaller than commander... Lieutenant? Captain?
 flatluigi: brawl is fun
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 wait till Serge  starts using this as his caw-caw sound during canlander matches
  Simriel: Tiny Leaders was also Solved Immedietly
 rentar42: I feel like these kinds of games become ... more competent over time. I mean "the floor" of what makes up a game seems to rise .... but maybe that's selection bias ...
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  oh no!
DigitalSeahorse: 
johnnylongtorso: @ratbabyonline Sergeant, players can only play Sergeant John Benton
 spethycakes: @ratbabyonline Senior Midshipman
 Voidhawk42: No need for Rule Zero talk or Brackets in DanDan either. Just sit down and playe
northos: I'm really curious how Commander would work if you just...kept the life totals at 20
 ratbabyonline: Highlander when one of you is bad at it
 kumatsu: that reminds me, I was working the puzzle experience this week for the con, I managed to get personal copies of all the info that I'm gonna try and make a digital version copy for friends
GirlPainting: how about commander, but your commander is NOT a legendary creature, but a stack of creatures that you can have as many as you like in a deck
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  TXC2: Tiny Leaders AKA what if Red was to good in commander
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Brozard You K.O.'d
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UtilityPunk: If any game needs jiggle physics, I think this might be one
Alyssa_Swift: These vines look worse than the jungle level in Kingdom Hearts
 RocknGrohlNerd: the spin/roll gets me so confused
  Simriel: @txc2 Jeskai was So Good
   Anubis169: no this is a chairpoint
TheAinMAP: 
 accountmadeforants: Vergil's chair!
 Voidhawk42: @northos If I were to change one thing, I'd simply put in "all spells cost 1 more to cast"
 Brozard: Giving new meaning to asset flip
johnologue: @UtilityPunk Any jiggle physics in this game need to sync to the beat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 spethycakes: hwat
 ContingentCat: UM WAT
 wench_tacular:  
johnologue: NOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UMMMMM
nyoomgoom: the guy from pawn stars???
TheAinMAP: 
Shadowsoflife: ???
 accountmadeforants: I didn't know Vergil's Plastic Chair From Devil May Cry V was in this game
   Anubis169: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: it is donkey kong
 rentar42: exactly what I expected to happen
 Nigouki: this is magical
 spethycakes: 
EphemeralOsprey: ohh centaur is larger than I thought
  TXC2: and the acid has hit 
 RatherLargeToad: I’m on a horse
GirlPainting: what the hack did the devs smoke?
 malsareus: oh this is reaching beauty copter levels
 accountmadeforants: I love it
 Marvoleath: This has a bit of Baby Steps vibe
DigitalSeahorse: 
 ContingentCat: I never ever would have guessed this is where that was going
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HONSE
Desruprot: uh
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What the
 Strebenherz: What the hell ass
Shadowsoflife: the eff
 kumatsu: this game has gone places, and I don't appreciate the itinerary
 Brozard: I respect that he can head bang through all of this
Thisbymaster: I can't even guess what the next thing is
 Kentosaurus: hello best of clips
thedepthandbreadthofseth: We are centaur now???
hallkomp: This makes complete sence
  TXC2: I need Dan Olsen to cover this game
 Melfina__: Is that pawn stars guy, stone cold or big show?
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope no one took anything hallucinogenic before this stream
 Yondaime233: is this a fever dream?
GirlPainting: Fuchur!
 LurkerSpine: Neverending story?
 flatluigi: absolutely
   Anubis169: Bayonetta!?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh, it's Warframe!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Oh my gosh you're right
 ratbabyonline: Is this homestuck
 Nigouki: slap on the beat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT I didn't expect this
Katsche__: we need a beat
 Strebenherz: 200 I can't
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Melfina__ Why not all three?
johnologue: The same head is back but it's gold now and floating
 ContingentCat: yeah there's a lot of skill to be strange and stupid in a funny way
 Brozard: Awesomecore is a skill
 flatluigi: @ratbabyonline closer than you'd think
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have zero idea what this game is going to do at all
 iris_of_ether: That man died
johnnylongtorso: the Neverending Story isn't quite how I remembered
 IanAllenBird: huzzah?
johnologue: Are we fighting the head?
   Anubis169: Sif!?
 UnknownFriday: And he dropped a sweet longsword!
Desruprot: sword
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 pretty much
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BumblingAmazingKoalaMoreCowbell-TYxgv1Gy54cqkqXW
 Melfina__: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters you know what, why not
 spethycakes: ahh yes, the traditional mouth-wield
 ContingentCat: sir?
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: we killed Pawn stars, TLC will be a good channel again
TomfooleryFox: a sword in the teeth
johnologue: Was small un-gold head supposed to send us to kill gold head?
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  ?
UtilityPunk: Oh no, the troll has parries
 accountmadeforants: Hot damn
 Tom_Bruise: This game truly has it all
 iris_of_ether: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnologue Next question, I don't even know if that's a good question
PorpoisesUnknown: Game of the Year?
 RocknGrohlNerd: (speechless)
  Simriel: 30/10 no notes
 Tom_Bruise: sick beats, jumping puzzles, a flying stage...
 malsareus: hold it, this is the endgame sequence of Black myth Wukong
thedepthandbreadthofseth: This is the greatest game ever made!!!
macbody2: This is amazing
 accountmadeforants: Didn't think we we'd got 0-Kill God this fast but here we are
 schordash: cursed tears of the kingdom mod
DigitalSeahorse:  I wonder if the dev(s) had a dream like this and decided it had to become game
 ContingentCat: a giant glowing dragonfruit sure
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this is just a regular Duviri run in Warframe, no big deal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @macbody2 In the Romantic period sense
johnologue: This is reminding me of Sonic Frontiers and I just feel like that's not something I expected
 rentar42: can you parry the club?
  TXC2: are we able to add drumming to this?
Shadowsoflife: ^
johnologue: Oh yeah, does drumming affect this gameplay?
 RocknGrohlNerd: how do you reverse a snake-like drake?
johnologue: It's kind of weird that it seems you can do...whatever this is...without engaging with the drums
 Zatengo: @RocknGrohlNerd carefully
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RocknGrohlNerd Good question next question
 spethycakes: ask not for whom the troll bellows
johnnylongtorso: this music sounds like "Right Now" by Van Halen is about to start
 ContingentCat: sir please
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
 Brozard: Flame clarinet?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kenny G.iant
PorpoisesUnknown: Special FLUTE CANNON
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig  @Zatengo  thank you both
 Mangledpixel: doot!
 maclaglen: Former bandmates?
 rentar42: the three well known troll weapons: arm, club and flute
Shadowsoflife: @johnnylongtorso I get "We only just be being" vibes
 Vinewood_OG:  
TomfooleryFox: is he hitting you with a Clarinet rn?
johnnylongtorso: doot cannon
 ContingentCat: 
  TXC2: a clarinet that sounds like a piano 
 RocknGrohlNerd: or is this just giant Tingle
 iris_of_ether: 
 wench_tacular: gottem
 kumatsu: deer satan?
 Nigouki: activated the Album Cover Art
Alyssa_Swift: Ah yes, the deer shrine
Desruprot: uh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure?
 spethycakes: I don't want to enter that portal
johnologue: I wonder if headshots were doing more damage
 ContingentCat: ok?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 omdorastrix: Time to go to oblivion and defeat the daedra?
 FauksStarling: Ah yes. The Deer HOle
macbody2: game name please!
  TXC2: BIG YAWN
 RocknGrohlNerd: Sephiroth
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
NimrodXIV: BE NOT AFRAID
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now we must defeat giant deer with flaming center
PorpoisesUnknown: OMG
 rentar42: this is a bullet hell game now
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUHHHHH
 Brozard: Hey, that troll is getting multiphonics out of that clarinet, that ain't easy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Evil clarinet.  I always knew this day would come!
PorpoisesUnknown: this is GAMING
 kynelwynn: Oh it's that thing Larian had for their annoucnement of Divinity
DigitalSeahorse: 
Alyssa_Swift: I don't remember THIS Touhou boss
 rentar42: and you thought it's just dark souls
johnologue: It's got a health bar!
 ContingentCat: biblically accurate... something
Desruprot: Vincent
 lirazel64: Needs an anti aci
 wench_tacular: holy shirtballs
 Tom_Bruise: We've summoned Vincent, God of The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion
 Zatengo: @macbody2 ultimate drummer
EphemeralOsprey: we have biblically accurate angel at home
TomfooleryFox: I’ve played this level on Lylat Wars
GirlPainting: grab your estus
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 NoxStryx: Wouldnt it be funny if the drumming was some sort of spell casting that we've just fully been ignoring
 Nigouki: that's some Armored Core spam
 JeffCentaur: This game honestly looks pretty rad
 malsareus: god I hope Vincent has a 2nd healthbar
 Brozard: I just realized the drummer is PLAYING that bass drum in time
 ContingentCat: yup big glowing dragonfruit the other was too
 rentar42: boost with space?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They sure really did make their own assets
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 1000/10  there has never been another game before this!
 budgetdm: What do you mean was a lot?  It still is a lot.
 accountmadeforants: I think the one billion lasers
 SajuukSjet: not letting you run away 
 RocknGrohlNerd: robbed
  TXC2: Brozard  all the music is in time with the game
 Brozard: @TXC2 incredible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @budgetdm Yeah, the past tense is not accurate agreed
 ContingentCat: well a human definitely made all this whatever this is
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Brozard: @TXC2 So we're going to see this on Rhythm Cafe?
johnnylongtorso: AaAaAaAaAaAa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Next question
 SnackPak_: 
PorpoisesUnknown: YESSSSSSSSSS
 accountmadeforants: Vincent has fallen
 RocknGrohlNerd: vincent is flailinf, he doesnt know  what to do
   Anubis169: The Blender!!
  TXC2: AI could not even begin to try and make this
PorpoisesUnknown: I was HERE
 accountmadeforants: PEAK
 Sethalidos: MAWP
Desruprot: Divine being Destroyed
GirlPainting: kkkkkkkkombo
ReachW: VIDEO GAMES
 iris_of_ether: 
 ContingentCat: 
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johnnylongtorso: get fucked Vincent
 Tom_Bruise: WE DID IT, WE KILLED VINCENT OBLIVION!
  TXC2: Brozard  we can only hope
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
pixl_nix: GG
 ContingentCat: get wrecked vincint
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Vincent was divine
PorpoisesUnknown: eat cat turds Vincent
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, let us all step back and just applaud the sheer insanity of this creation. Good or bad, this is the sort of imaginative idea that your typical AAA studio would never come up with in a million years.
 GreatWahooney: through the power of drumming
 kdefinition: V I N C E N T D E S T R O Y E D
macbody2: Gargaj thumbs up review on steam: osted: May 1 This is definitely a game.
  Simriel: Just had to DPS race him
thedepthandbreadthofseth: This is the only true game!
 Strebenherz:   
 Kentosaurus: thank you falkor!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would be so much less upset if it didn't have a human head
 JeffCentaur: Lot of centaur references today
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   Anubis169: Adam! 
snowewolf_shortfenisshort: Cool i did not know you would play Drakengard  on this show
johnologue: That's the centaur?
 ContingentCat: yup that definitely counts as extreme bodymod
Shadowsoflife: Raiders o/
   Anubis169: Welcome in Seachats!
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 Omthebox: Normal game I see
 Brozard: jk unless?...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome Seachats to even more of THIS than usual
   Anubis169: Strap in
PorpoisesUnknown: other band mates>?
 accountmadeforants: Oh it's the sideways graves from Elden Ring
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hi Seachats
 ContingentCat: Welcome to a very normal game Seachats
 red_shoes_jeff: Shoes!
 Mattmitchell45: Oh hey, I submitted this game (probably along with many others)
 Voidhawk42: OK, this game unironically SLAPS
 Tom_Bruise: Welcome Raiders, to the Last Game You'll Ever Need
 Mr_Horrible: I am dropped into LN and am utterly perplexed, but what else is new
 ratbabyonline: Adams viewers oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omthebox This is somehow even more of a "welcome to THIS" than W+P usually is
 budgetdm: Welcome raiders, this makes no sense in any context.
randomnumbers12093109: this looks normal
 ratbabyonline: @Mr_Horrible So are we
johnologue: Welcome raiders, it's the WEIRD kind of Watch+Play game
macbody2: Adam should play this!!!
BrindleBoar: and my axe!
 ContingentCat: there is no context to add to this
 Brozard: New AxeHand just dropped
EphemeralOsprey: third arm for ax?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Help aquirtle
 boyesie: How did the shitty tony stark game end?
 rentar42: well, it's the axe hand ... well known drummer skill
MTigress: i got in late, what amazing game is this?
 TheBorzoi: These gems are from Spyro
 RocknGrohlNerd: Adam should play this. , just as a goof
TomfooleryFox: NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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DigitalSeahorse: it's there to give you a hand
 Kentosaurus: large gollum
  TXC2: MTigress  ultimate drummer
 Tom_Bruise: Through the Power of Axe Enlightenment, You too can grow a third arm out of your arm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S such a good quote
MTigress: thanks
 eric_christian_berg: What's this game called?
johnologue: Did this game have combat before?
GirlPainting: if that game would be released in 1998 it would have RULED
Dr_fragenstien: ah, a soulslike classic
 Marvoleath: @eric_christian_berg Ultimate Drummer, iirc
 Mattmitchell45: I have seen people make some really fire tracks with included drum tools
 eric_christian_berg: Thanks!
nyoomgoom: @TheBorzoi shaking your hand. the spyro braincells activated
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "I'm almost pissed at how much fun this is" is such a good quote
 Voidhawk42: Story so far for the raiders: something something the Gods of Music band broke up, something something we killed Satan aka Vincent
 Mr_Horrible: we do appreciate it when it's supremely janky slapped-together but it's because the dev had a bit they wanted to do rather than make a quick buck
 RocknGrohlNerd: a soulslike like every other, you know with plastic chairs
 flatluigi: i'm glad they finally made a brutal legend sequel
SalmirAeon: we need jungle i'm afraid
  TXC2: !addquote (Alex) [now] I'm almost pissed at how much fun this is.
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 RocknGrohlNerd: @SalmirAeon we are gonna need a bigger jungle
 ContingentCat: I love that this goblin also has a bunch of empty cups around
DoodlestheGreat: This game is a fever dream made while under the influence of a case of Jack Daniels and playing "Ace Freehly" backwards and in Lithuanian.
 BlueMechanic: I got that reference Graham
macbody2: That item on the shelf looks mighty tempting.
nyoomgoom: with all the gems popping out of enemies and opening a chest and stuff, darius might be a gnorc
johnologue: A more positive cousin of "I'm angry that I'm getting better at this game"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat I think Jack Daniels isn't what they were under the influence of
 JeffCentaur: Was that an Undergrads reference Alex just made?
UtilityPunk: Darius, jungle protector from League of Legends
 Marvoleath: What clothing does he sell?
 Brozard: YES
 ContingentCat: hell yessss
   Anubis169:  
 control_rig: YESSSSS
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
  TXC2: LETS GO!
PorpoisesUnknown: YESSS SIRRR
 Mr_Horrible:   
 iris_of_ether: 
 accountmadeforants:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 RocknGrohlNerd: powerpuff girls appear
 rentar42: oh hell yeah!
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DoubtfulImpartialBasenjiRickroll-Ro8no1tYA6SVABvF
 ContingentCat:  
chaos5896:   
DigitalSeahorse:    
macbody2: The prodigy beat!
 couchboyj: 
   Anubis169: I'm a firestarter... twisted firestarter...
ReachW:   
 NoxStryx: Getting some firestart vibes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Marvoleath Why would you want other clothes???
 RocknGrohlNerd:   
 spethycakes:    
 control_rig: Twisted Firestarter!
mhbmk2: amen brother
 accountmadeforants:   
 Mister_BlueSky: SourPls
 Brozard: NEDM STYLIE
chaos5896: omg Doom?
 Mattmitchell45: JunglRR Massive
 RocknGrohlNerd:     
 Dog_of_Myth:   
johnologue: Minotaurs with guns!
  TXC2: 100000% end of Doom there
 KBKarma: I've heard a rumour that jungle is massive.
 ContingentCat: what
 Kentosaurus: what if doom but you got to choose your own back beat
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: guns, ancient temples, and a jungle track, is this Unreal Tournament?
Desruprot: oh no a head
PorpoisesUnknown: is that a Stone Coulder>
 RocknGrohlNerd: @KBKarma SO massive
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Alyssa_Swift: Steve Austin, you betrayed us!
 Marvoleath: I feel like this is what Zeno Clash would look like if it was Brutal Legend
TomfooleryFox: AXE him a question
johnnylongtorso: so, no head?
EphemeralOsprey: not a fan of matroyshka heads
johnologue: He breaks up like Asteroids!
nyoomgoom: cool bird
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: I hope it's the Dev's own face
GirlPainting: He looks like Jumbo Schreiner
 RocknGrohlNerd:        
 KBKarma: Oh shit, it's the Queen Beast from Drakengard!
 SnackPak_: this game rules!
 accountmadeforants: This game has PACING
 Dog_of_Myth: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The Edge?  U2 is in this game?
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 control_rig: I mean... yes?
 iris_of_ether: I'm so happy
  TXC2: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
macbody2: GOTY .....
PorpoisesUnknown: this is the best game ever
PorpoisesUnknown: I don't even care
 SnackPak_: art!
 spethycakes: OH NO the panelist "eat with your stomach" option
 Dog_of_Myth: This game rules
LidofLoathing: I am enchanted by this
 ContingentCat: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I wouldn't be surprised at this point
 Dromos_GHG: T pose Tornado!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Do you smell toast?????
 RocknGrohlNerd: best stroke of my life
 YFiddler: Mu
 Mr_Horrible: the rare Slopgem on W+P today
 RocknGrohlNerd: wait
 iris_of_ether: I'm buying this for my friend hahaha
 Mangledpixel: I cannot stop smiling
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know what the fuck is going on
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  maybe, I don't know anymore 
chaos5896: I think my edibles are kicking in XD
Desruprot: so many Chaos Emeralds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But it is making me laugh so hard
 RocknGrohlNerd: that sounded worse
FormOfSquirrel: Unapologetically weird.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game understood the exercise
TomfooleryFox: so much terrifying detail
 accountmadeforants: It's kind of crappy, but not in a way that *actually* gets annoying
johnologue: This takes skill and commitment and VISION
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jank is not for the weak of spirit.
 Mister_BlueSky: Intentionally good and bad at the same time is insanely tough.
ReachW: High-quality trash is the best.
 Mangledpixel: Cool 3D World is absolutely one of the best to do this kind of thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnologue Abso-fucking-lutely
johnologue: It has to be a legitimately "good" game underneath and that's hard enough as-is!
johnnylongtorso: "I'm a fancy lad"
 Mr_Horrible: no lampshading is very important, yeah
 Tom_Bruise: It's all just presented without comment, and it works
Laserbeaks_Fury: Castlevaina?
 KBKarma: Oh look, Moon's Spawn.
EphemeralOsprey: wait the blue hair is gone with the renaissance hat 
 ContingentCat: it's just owning it's weird I love it
 SnackPak_: rad
 accountmadeforants: Alexander!
BrindleBoar: 
 KBKarma: Ah. Never mind.
 Mr_Horrible: it's Alexander
 Kentosaurus: it's a transformer
 Nigouki: yes
SalmirAeon: the castle IS the boss!
 eric_christian_berg: I MOVE MY ROOK
 Dog_of_Myth: Suddenly Alexander
Desruprot: oh the castle is the boss
 Nigouki: just YES
 Tom_Bruise: EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BAYONETTA 3
Laserbeaks_Fury: METROPLEX HEEDS THE CALL
  Simriel: Castlemech!
  TXC2: Castle-zord!
 TheBorzoi: It's Alexander's son
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HELL YEAH
 control_rig: HAHAHAH ALEX!
  TXC2: ALEX!
 Marvoleath: Castle Vanya
 lirazel64: Disney nightmare fuel.
TomfooleryFox: Pahaha
 Tom_Bruise: Well done.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Mecha Castle
 eric_christian_berg: Alex wins!
 Mr_Horrible: good reference
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
Koios7: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gdi Alex!
 UnknownFriday: Not so much Castlevania as Alexander from Final Fantasy?
 gualdhar: is your front gate open or are you happy to see me?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well done Alex
JadedCynic: I just ran out for cinqo tacos....I'm definitely gonna want to catch up with the vod (this looks weird but, GL - also awesome)
TheAinMAP: 
 Anaerin: So, is this House music?
DigitalSeahorse:  
Alyssa_Swift: You've heard of Alexander, now get ready for his cousin Gregory
 ContingentCat: why wouldn't you?
 RocknGrohlNerd: this castle is pretty veiny, if you know what I mean
Shadowsoflife: Hey Greg
 control_rig: You need a sick beat!
 rentar42: oh darn! I pause the stream for a minute and I thought I had ... grasped the conecpt of this and it turns out: no, I had severely underestimated this ...
 omdorastrix: this and Spaceball one  same energy in the transformation scene
 SajuukSjet: put a beat on!
 kynelwynn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoorRoughJellyfishCoolCat-tHfO4vOEoXPJn-Fu
 Anaerin: For whom the bell tolls?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The ads explode!
TomfooleryFox: oh myyyy!
chaos5896: should we turn the DnB back on?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anaerin Hopefully the bell tolls for them
  TXC2: this is like a prototype of a WH40K titan
 SnackPak_: right in the gooch
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just that terrible toy in Big
johnologue: Was worried for a second you couldn't skip it. Wouldn't be the worst thing but would be a blemish on this game's shockingly good QoL
 Brozard: Do all castles have a cloaca?
 Nigouki: damn those bald eagles are so drunk on oil they explode
 KBKarma: Quick, play a sick beat to throw them off!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Feet I think
johnnylongtorso: Shadow of the Castle-ossus
 TheBorzoi: Might be easier to climb the leg
 SnackPak_: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: its a new twist of the house thing form ff7?
 Mr_Horrible: a thing of beauty
DigitalSeahorse:  stagger
 Strebenherz: I have no words.  This is incredible
EphemeralOsprey: holy! the drum smash does tons of damage
johnologue: I guess it doesn't un-stagger until you deal the blow, which is nice
 ContingentCat: um? thanks?
 Mr_Horrible: "Leon, use this!"
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 kynelwynn: Thanks Ada!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 SnackPak_: thanks bird
chaos5896: FINSIH HIM
  TXC2: a full on RPG-7
EphemeralOsprey: bazooka?
 RocknGrohlNerd: leon !
johnologue: Instead of being like "haha no you didn't climb fast enough" which would be kinda annoying here
 Tom_Bruise: Dark Souls, Bayonetta 3, Shadow of the Colossus, Resident Evil, we TRULY don't need another game ever.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Leon "superbazooka" Kennedy
DoodlestheGreat: It has good controls, engaging mechanics, a banger soundtrack, and a general style that kicks more ass than Cameron Dicker at a donkey farm.
 Manae: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZealousTrappedKeyboardBCWarrior-D14ZE3eiFNKLA0Ef
 rentar42: classic drumer weapon progression from infinite axe to RPG
johnologue: This truly is an epic RPG now
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 accountmadeforants: 
  Simriel: Axe upgraded to RPG-7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10010000000/10
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 Marvoleath: This is what Dark Souls could be if Hideo Kojima made it
 ContingentCat: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch (or Discord) channel, not the woods.
 KBKarma: Steve Tyler?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 IanAllenBird: yeah
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Isn't that just standard weapon evolution?
 spethycakes: is that Flea?
DigitalSeahorse: steven tyler
TomfooleryFox: This is where Aerosmith went
 schordash:   
 YFiddler: Excellent
 empyreon: 
 Kentosaurus: wow
Genie_M: This is much better than it has any right to
 rentar42: I feel like this game is EXACTLY what every other game author has in their mind when they make the ... less awesome ones that we usually see on this stream ...
 Vinewood_OG: Dr Rockso ass  
Desruprot: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: oh on its a ad for aerosmith upcomming tour
johnologue: The screams
 ContingentCat: ooo whole wedding dress fit
 Mister_BlueSky: Oh, please do.
 Voidhawk42: Entire bridal outfit! Time for Mawige
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This and Lies of Penguin and a couple other games are on a list of "to return to" games
 NoxStryx: Watch and Play it Forward
 control_rig: Hell yea
 kynelwynn: you can slow the tempo down y'know
 malsareus: quite the beat
DoodlestheGreat: Ben & Adam need to play this.
 Vinewood_OG: And Ian and Heather
 ContingentCat: this isn't a game for sane choices
TomfooleryFox: I like that it has genuine moments of tension and relief… and unadulterated chaos
 Strebenherz: I NEED to inflict this on my dark souls playing roommate
 Marvoleath: The world interaction via the beat is honestly a great mechanic
johnologue: Looking at this image as if anything could be done "like a sane person"
 MikoKisai: this might just need to be every stream for the rest of the week
 Anaerin: No, it's the Orchestra drum pack, as opposed to Jungle or the like.
 spethycakes: FISHING 
Desruprot: Fishing Minigame
 control_rig: Fishing minigaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
 ContingentCat: fishing minigame! game of the year!
 RocknGrohlNerd: !fish
  LRRbot: Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
 Dog_of_Myth: LETSGO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FISHING MINIGAME
 empyreon: GOTY
 Vinewood_OG: Not again
 wench_tacular: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: 10/10 game
 GapFiller:  !>
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: game is no 12/10
 accountmadeforants: 
  TXC2: *now
 NoxStryx: Was that a different kit? Like orchestra sounds
 MrSarkhan: GOTY
 Strebenherz: BAHAHAHA
JadedCynic: OF COURSE there's a fishing mingame 
 KBKarma: I think this could be an amazing game.
ReachW: video gaemsssssss
MTigress: hahahaha
Aenir798: holy moly
johnologue: But the fish are horrible
 Omthebox: Its a real game
 Tom_Bruise: a fish must only recieve the desired drum type?
johnologue: You fish with drumming
 rentar42: W+P is not USUALLY working  as advertisement for the game ...
 Voidhawk42: Cancel the rest of today's streams, just show everyone this
chaos5896: Bonuus Stream?
  Simriel: Yeah graham, it's an RPG after 2020. Of course it has fishing
DigitalSeahorse:     
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Never in the history of gaming has anything come close to how amazing this is.
Alyssa_Swift: This is giving Tomato Way
JadedCynic: didn't we also discover the glory that is Trombone Hero on W+P?
 MrSarkhan: horrifying
UtilityPunk: It's Seaman
TinyAwoo: @UtilityPunk I was literally about to say lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a list of some games you've said "we need to come back to" but the assumption is they would need a bonus stream or something
johnologue: Oh, there's an arrow
Inari_Kitsune: I always say that if a game has a fishing nobody game it has my attention
 EvilBadman: Why would you do them all on one beat
 accountmadeforants: 
 ContingentCat: gregfish what
Desruprot: Gregfish
northos: lol I knew the fish would be something like that
 Strebenherz: GREGFISH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NONONONONONO
 Kentosaurus: fish's wishes sounds kinda like an acdc song
DigitalSeahorse:  
 maclaglen: Kill it!
TheAinMAP:  
 wench_tacular: never eating at Greggs again
 maclaglen: Kill it with fire!
johnologue: Unhappy with that
  Simriel: I do not desire the Gregfish
 Tom_Bruise: I must know how this game ends
JadedCynic: NOT WANT
TomfooleryFox: Tell me have you seeeen the marvellous Gregfish
 iris_of_ether: I bought this for a friend and I am strongly happy with my choice
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That's greg.
 Dromos_GHG: now make them kiss
johnologue: Do we WANT to help him out?
 EvilBadman: So...more heads?
  TXC2: seems like this guy has enough head already
Desruprot: uh
nuthouse01: Mesmerizing game
 Tom_Bruise: ofcourse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUHHHH welp
Kiytan: that's one heck of a pez dispenser
 ani_laurel: idk, it certainly looks otherworldy
johnologue: Jump in a well? Surprise, you were eaten by another giant head
 schordash: of all things, the lawn chairs are what're sending me 💀💀💀
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jump?
SalmirAeon: F to leave in the botton left?
Dr_fragenstien: thankfully the path isn't tough platorming
EphemeralOsprey: the portal from earlier?
ReachW: i think that's intentional
DigitalSeahorse: 
johnologue: What a dynamic open-world experience!
 wench_tacular: zero object permanance
johnnylongtorso: the W+P defense mechanism
chaos5896: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnsightlyBombasticDonkeyTwitchRPG-7HYC5bv2VL4h8T_E
 rentar42: this needs some jungle
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That seems like a form of self preservation, Alex.
 Anaerin: A guitarist to go with the vocalist you already have? Are you getting the band back together?
johnologue: I think pain is known to inhibit memory-formation
thedepthandbreadthofseth: If you remember, you might accidentally think about it.
 KBKarma: Slow jungle just seems... wrong.
 schordash: PartyParrot
johnnylongtorso: this is just the chillout mix
 wench_tacular: shoot the cage with our flying dragon?
Lizardman175: can the dragon shoot/cut the cage down?
johnnylongtorso: Big Rings: Over the Road Drumming
johnologue: I feel like there's distortion from the track being slowed down instead of the instruments being played to the beat?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH that's a good thought
 Anaerin: Amen is Broken?
 kynelwynn: dragon shoot?
 Tom_Bruise: We have left Axe Zone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sucks
johnologue: Oh right, two essences
 rentar42: but the fact that they successfully contained the weapon to where they are intended to be used is significantly better than the average W+P goods
 schordash: @johnologue ayeeee 
johnologue: Now you can approach another frightening head!
Dr_fragenstien: might be for a "good end"
 kynelwynn: Frampt!
DigitalSeahorse:  
northos: lol it is a frampt/kaathe reference
  TXC2: so much vore in this game
Alyssa_Swift: You thought you were joking
johnologue: oh god again
johnnylongtorso: Friendmpt
 rentar42: vore-based transport seems to be theme
 Tom_Bruise: somehow less disturbing then when Frampt did it
 Strebenherz: Time to reset the vore counter.  Again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is it with this game and human heads eating you and spitting you back out
johnologue: @schordash That wasn't a pun or anything, did I do one by accident?
 Marvoleath: I mean, our character does look like a snack 
TomfooleryFox: welcome to aperture science testing facility
johnnylongtorso: @Marvoleath he's a full five-course meal
PorpoisesUnknown: sooo innovative
 schordash: @johnologue oh no, i'm just agreeing on the distortion x)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is genuinely interesting
johnologue: @schordash Ah, got it
  TXC2: ooo some Tuvan throat singing now
chaos5896: oooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAoooooooooo
 rentar42: please make them dance back and forth a bit!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Love me some tuvan throat singing.
Katsche__: whats the name of this game?
bunryoko: is there another slider beside SEQ that goes up n down?
 Marvoleath: The camera could use some work, but otherwise this is great
DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: Katsche__  Ultimate Drummer
johnnylongtorso: Wind Waker, eat your heart out
 spethycakes: Kratos?
Katsche__: thx
  TXC2: this game is on sale BTW chat
johnologue: Welp another giant head
UtilityPunk: More games need to measure distance in beats
 Kentosaurus: this is like a zelda dungeon puzzle now
 schordash: 
 Tom_Bruise: AI can only manage incoherent, this gives us demented
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I hope this is another one of those games that gets a weird boost in wishlists and sales where the creator goes "the hell happened"
TinyAwoo: this game is consistent in its absurdity which is impressive
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  indeed
UtilityPunk: Spider boogie time?
macbody2: This is a labour of love!
 lamina5432: afternoon garbage day.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loadingreadyrun , I'd like to make a formal complaint.  Surely this should be on Rhythm Cafe instead   
 kynelwynn: Spiders Georg
johnologue: Are we moving him into the spider?
johnnylongtorso: uuuuu-- uuuu-- uu-- uu--
 accountmadeforants: Ah, so this is SPiders Georg
 Bearudite: what happens if you just jungle him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Spiper anihilation time
 IanAllenBird: !
DigitalSeahorse: 
 schordash: 
 spethycakes: I now UN-ironically want to see this on Rhythm Cafe
PorpoisesUnknown: SNIPED
johnnylongtorso: amazing
 IanAllenBird: hate that
Booster6 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months!
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 rentar42: vomitting on spiders was the hardest part to learn about drumming ...
UtilityPunk: That is one way to pest control your house
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it one shot per spider and I HATE THIS
 Tom_Bruise: We control the Vomiting Spider-Killer with a Drum Machine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 DeM0nFiRe: 🤮
 KBKarma: Lawnmower?
TinyAwoo: this is the stream now
johnnylongtorso: he had some bad sushi
 Marvoleath: speed it up?! 
 TheBorzoi: Maximum chaos and just fill everything
   Anubis169: the death roomba
TinyAwoo: you have to beat this
TomfooleryFox: Graham laughing maniacally really added to that
JadedCynic:   
   Anubis169: Lawnmower man has nothing on this
 kynelwynn: friendly fire
 IanAllenBird: friendly fire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well this stream will give Jordynne so much fuel
JadedCynic: "I like it, Dick.  It's got a good beat and I can dance to it!" 
  TXC2: "we have such sights to show you"
v_nome: borfborfborf
DigitalSeahorse:    
PorpoisesUnknown: Thats kick snare snare PUKE PUKE Spider for those at home
 schordash: i will be so dismayed if any of this makes it into subconscious dream pool of material 
UtilityPunk: Considering they have like 15 assets, they have been getting so much mileage from them 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This head is CHEWING ON THE AXE HANDLE
 KBKarma: Wooo, squeaky bum time there.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @UtilityPunk Oh they made all these assets
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HumbleCuteClipsdadTF2John-poj9HJvBXzt-11bF
macbody2: Dont show Kojima this .... Or do ...
 budgetdm: So the upcoming highlight reel is just going to be an uncut version of this stream
johnnylongtorso: @macbody2 not nearly enough talking for Kojima
chaos5896: Vegeta?
 Marvoleath: this is art
Dr_fragenstien: maybe copy what the flute is playing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Um, I'm not sure what this is trying to accomplish
 Anaerin: Are you re-creating the flute pattern?
 schordash: @Thefluffiestguineapig a choir or chorus
mhbmk2: yeah it has to be the flute pattern
ballesta25: There's just two rests, I think
Genie_M: Change speed?
DigitalSeahorse:   what a time to be high
 schordash: said the developers^
 Anaerin: Can you hear the flute in the background?
 Strebenherz: @DigitalSeahorse What a time to be sober
 TheBorzoi: It's matching the background music, as other have pointed out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Yeah, I noted that I hoped no one was using any drugs not because of any judgement but because I think this would not be a good  experience to be high for
 rentar42: oh ... you must play the same riff as the musician, probably also applies to the guitarist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh right the flautist
TomfooleryFox: It’s giving David Bowie’s Labyrinth
  TXC2: that is a tongue of a head
ballesta25: "Enter performance mode to " what?
 flatluigi: free play mode
DigitalSeahorse: @Thefluffiestguineapig  I'm  not thankfully
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Yeah, first draft of Bib Fortuna vibes
johnologue: You're in the spirit realm with all the musicians you collected??
chaos5896: are we about to go full rock band?
  TXC2: or that episode of Malcolm in the middle where the dad was a power walker
 Twilight_Spark: This feels oddly coherent actually after 10-15 minutes?
UtilityPunk: Oh sweet, you can drop a mixtape in this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the "satyr" didn't have horns
PorpoisesUnknown: Muffin man!
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
Despoiler98: THE MUFFIN MAN
TheAinMAP: 
 schordash: GIRL
 ContingentCat: u
DigitalSeahorse:   
chaos5896: omg
 ContingentCat: um
Despoiler98: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The MUFFIN MAN, it sure is public domain
JadedCynic: 
 ErynTzun: 
 Dragonlord_Panda: 
 Strebenherz: @TXC2 Or vibes of the episode where he kept throwing paint in an artist frenzy
 iris_of_ether:   
Despoiler98:    
   Anubis169: test pattern hoooooooooo!!
 wench_tacular:   
   Anubis169: 
  TXC2: Strebenherz  yes
UtilityPunk: 
Mai_Andra: Let's! Open! This! Pit! Up!
 schordash: 
 jessicatheblack:  
Stratavarius: I wonder who will try to DMCA claim this
UtilityPunk: LRRRhythmics music video 
DigitalSeahorse:    
 ContingentCat: oh my
 schordash:   
 spethycakes: that sure was something
 wench_tacular: that was epic
 Vinewood_OG: Always know your dealer.
 TheBorzoi: Shouldn't this be a game for Rhythm Cafe?
yobigdogXL: this game is on drugs
Kiytan: so this is coming up on rthym cafe right?
 Viewers_Like_You: @Stratavarius Do you know the muffin man's lawyer? You're about to
 Mr_Horrible: a gem to end on
 IanAllenBird: o7
3PlayerPolitics: clapclapclap
Mai_Andra: I think there was a "save" button in the menu somewhere?
  TXC2: yobigdogXL  this game is drugs
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Marvoleath: @yobigdogXL this game *is* drugs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stratavarius Right, because the episode with Miner Adventures someone tried to claim it as Yakety Sacks (sorry about spelling) when it was definitely not
PorpoisesUnknown: I dont smoke cigarettes. But i need one
 schordash: well thank you gang xD
   Anubis169: They'd get on well with this
 Mr_Horrible: this feels like a Tomato Way situation
chaos5896: please!
UtilityPunk: @yobigdogXL Hard to say whether it's too many, or too few
 rentar42: game name, please!
Thisbymaster: I can't even describe it
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 Tom_Bruise: If Ian is half the man I think he is, he'll do it
johnologue: That was very strange
  TXC2: DeM0nFiRe  
 ContingentCat: definitly some kind of experience
Ashmantle: 
  Simriel: You are Never High Enough for this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It goes on the list with Lies of Penguin and some others "to return to"
 schordash:  
  Juliamon: It had strong About an Elf vibes
EphemeralOsprey: suggestion for the W+P games that you want to come back to, inflict them on others besides just you two
 spethycakes:  thank you!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
   Anubis169: !patreon
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 ErynTzun: 
DoodlestheGreat: Ian & Heather, or Ben & Adam.
   Anubis169: !store
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 Vinewood_OG: "And I'm upset."
   Anubis169: oh hey
 Marvoleath: !alex
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   Anubis169: !schedule
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DigitalSeahorse:   
 ValTheDrake: Thanks for the early stream, it's a rare opportunity to catch this live!
 Manae: (Looking at schedule) Ooo! Adam rocking Saros later
 KBKarma: !alex
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 kynelwynn: It's very good
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that sounds exciting
 schordash: 
 Mr_Horrible: more roguelike, more orb
maxlethebeast: Yeah HOMM!
 GapFiller: !next
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 schordash: bonus stream week 
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 ContingentCat: 
 Mr_Horrible: damn, I'm too young for that cube 
DoodlestheGreat: KOOOOBE
TheAinMAP: 
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 schordash: 🟦 
   Anubis169: Look at that muffin go!
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DigitalSeahorse:   
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Shadowsoflife: Da bits
 schordash: 
 IanAllenBird:  
 ErynTzun: byeeee
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
EphemeralOsprey: byyyye thanks for stream
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 aleph_prime: bye!
 wench_tacular: byeeeee
 ContingentCat: !next
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3PlayerPolitics: thank 4 strim!
 ContingentCat: thanks lads 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the stream! And thank you for the chats!
  TXC2: !discord
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 Singenmeister: !box
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