TXC2: title change!
Mangledpixel:
TXC2: CONTACT
cutetokill: LETS GOO
cutetokill:
Mangledpixel: quickly, shoot all the UFOs!
zigboy22: WOOOOOOOOOOO
Foxmar320:
TXC2: hi Foxmar320
BraveOthello: Prepare!
TXC2: Here we GO!
cutetokill: get readyyy
cutetokill: WOOO
Seventy111: Sealed league taking a week off?
TXC2: Seventy111 yes, because of Vegas
cutetokill: Hey james Hey Gram
lamina5432: classic duo
TXC2: Hello James and Graham
Foxmar320: Hey James and other James
Seventy111:
Sweet, sealed league is cool but I miss drafties 
Flyingdelorion: Hello James, Graham, and chat!
Diabore: gonna strixhaven a good time
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
cutetokill: Ben going to win the whole thing i am calling it
Diabore: !league
TXC2: gonna have to have Sumo style playoffs
Diabore: ben has 17 points, dropping 1 game
Diabore: wheeler is at 12
Diabore: nelson at 10
Natural_Ones_Only: Can Ben lose at this point?
Diabore: ben needs to 0-4
Natural_Ones_Only: Can Ben get enough points to win out no matter what?
goombalax: make the last round worth 10x points and invalidate the whole league to that point
Seventy111: Have we seen Ben's deck on camera yet?
Diabore: @Seventy111 we saw ben week 1, he had like 5 prismari rares
TXC2: lag ?
Juliamon: Twitch what
Natural_Ones_Only: Love me some double math
Mindfire13: OBS is rounding?
Mai_Andra: "Math. How does it work?"
ekplayscards: what's up gamers
TXC2: hello ekplayscards welcome
lamina5432: ai extra frame
Natural_Ones_Only: Oh could be
EmmaPartlow: @ekplayscards canadian highlander
Diabore: gonna strixhaven a good time
TXC2: maybe it's average frames per second, so a fraction could happen?
ekplayscards: it's one frame, graham. how much could it cost?
Wiliart: Rounding errors occur a lot in computers. Like 60hz monitors are more like 59.99 or 60.1
Strebenherz: glad you're feeling better
ekplayscards: @EmmaPartlow canadian highlander
TXC2:
Counterpoint: this set sucks 
Natural_Ones_Only: @Wiliart Integer supremacy
TXC2: I have ONLY drafted witherbloom or sliverquill
Gekyouryuu watched 50 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
big number
Diabore: paul and marshal said it was bad on the pro tour, so now its the plague
Flyingdelorion: Good luck today! I did 5 drafts and the only time I got to 5 wins was with Silverquill, all the other ones I couldn't more than one win....
Seventy111: Everybody wants to play Silverquill and Converge, I think
EmmaPartlow: people keep forcing the four-color soup Coverge decks
goombalax: I won 2 drafts with witherbloom
RatherLargeToad: from the dreaded statistics, Witherbloom is the “worst” performing, but not by a ton
TXC2: I think Lorehold is being overdrafted the most
WiJohn: By the numbers witherbloom is the worst college, but it's not overwhelming
Natural_Ones_Only: Bears are the best card
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun paul and marshal said it was bad on the pro tour, so now its the plague
ekplayscards: @EmmaPartlow ahh the classic lsv force storm vibe
Seventy111: The Prismari deck seems very low floor, VERY high ceiling
NeoKevlar: i see a lot of 4-5 color soup converge decks
Mr_Horrible: quandrix and prismari both seem kind of feast-or-famine
Flyingdelorion: Soup is the word if you are able to
EmmaPartlow: @ekplayscards Yeah, it was really good at the PT. Amplifies the sentiment lol.
Mindfire13: Random assumption: Maybe Witherbloom needs more support, which people don't like as much?
RatherLargeToad: rankings from statistics are Lorehold, Silverquill, Prismari, Quandrix, then Witherbloom
TXC2: 4-5 colour decks are always bad for a format, regardless of the format
Diabore: and you dirted out
doubleo21: There’s a blue rare that mills 3 with opus, and mills 10 if you cast 5 or bigger. Managed to mill an opponent out. So much fun
ekplayscards: HORSE
NeoKevlar: @doubleo21 yeah, it's a 1 cost and it's stupid fun
lightfut: Horse horse horse horse
Bruceski: I just opened the freezer and discovered some ice cream I'd completely forgotten about. Today is officially a good day
JKBalch: Graham, of course the horse is ridiculous. It was a OTK in prerelease
Diabore: hey look recurring nightmare
Natural_Ones_Only: No streamsniping please
RatherLargeToad: Witherbloom’ “problem” is that it’s the midrange deck versus the Silverquill and Lorehold agro decks and the Quandrix and Prismari big haymaker decks
Mr_Horrible: Cauldron of Cool S's
ArtDecoSunburn: Lorehold are the ones who are fictional historians, right? As an actual professional historian, I'm curious to see how they portray my discipline. I assume there's a lot of footnoting, Turabian style.
TXC2:
10 hour downtime, and it looks blurry
Natural_Ones_Only: It's 1081p
couchboyj: Not sure how, but I blame that extra 10% of a frame
Natural_Ones_Only: 1080.1
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn they're historians the same way Indiana Jones is
Juliamon: I blame wotc not recognizing the Arena union
NeoKevlar: snarl for the 4-5 color converge
EmmaPartlow: Snarl Song is good if you wanna be soup
NeoKevlar: ezpz
Flyingdelorion: Snarl song for soup?
RatherLargeToad: @artdecosunburn They have decided that history buffs should be buff and muscular
TXC2: Juliamon exactly
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 So cool and handsome and good with whips, like all of us are got it. (Grins)
ArtDecoSunburn: @RatherLargeToad So they're describing an unlikely convergence of diplomatic and environmental history subfields? One is gym guys, one is outdoor folks.
drrek0: Normally I like when a format can support soup decks, but this format it feels too easy to just go that way
RevolverRossalot: 2/3 bears? In this economy?
Natural_Ones_Only: secret Reach is op as always
goombalax: @RevolverRossalot google "bear inflation" to learn more
NeoKevlar: you just swing, hope to trade/do damage, then make some duders
RatherLargeToad: 🎵Leeeeee-ches🎵
TheOneInquisitor: The guy in quandrix to the left is gonna be very happy
Bacon_Trail: it's not too late, you still can silverquill
RevolverRossalot: @goombalax 👁️✍️
Natural_Ones_Only: Witherbloom next pack
RatherLargeToad: From Weird Al’s “One More Minute With You”
TXC2: Menace continues to be top dollar
TheOneInquisitor: Arnyn wheeling is pretty big
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm assuming that to mimic academia, all combats are like conference presentations, and are limited to 18 minutes with a cranky senior scholar acting as panel chair timekeeeper?
TXC2: I am yet to get ardyn to work in draft
Seventy111: There just aren't as many 1/1's as you'd expect. I feel like it woulda been busted in OG Strixhaven
TXC2: Seventy111 yeah
RevolverRossalot: Soupy Dex is my stage name
RatherLargeToad: we need a frog
Natural_Ones_Only: Someone is going to be very happy
dolphgrim: 🐇 rabbit attack
TXC2: if thornfist comes online, it wins the game
LibraryWitchKei: And a lack of Skullclamp
Strebenherz: oh no
TXC2: frog is the pick IMO
couchboyj: Lumeret and wheel something
Strebenherz: lifegain great
Seventy111: Lumaret and Mascot in the same pack is tragic
TheOneInquisitor: Surely there can't be *three* people in witherbloom at this table
Lord_Hosk: squirrel comes back
Natural_Ones_Only: Snarl Song is a 6 mana make a 1/1
Anubis169 sneak-hugs Lord_Hosk
TXC2: land?
Lord_Hosk: ahhh
Diabore: @Natural_Ones_Only thats pattenly not true, it makes 2 1/1's
jamwno: Lands are good in this format
TheOneInquisitor: Oh shit teacher's pest
Strebenherz: WHAT
Strebenherz: I mean you have to
kynelwynn: alright, drafting that
TheOneInquisitor: Oh yeah ad naus is in this bonus sheet
Natural_Ones_Only: The pest is the pet of the bird skeleton my favorite dude
Diabore: oh i opened a silver scroll ad naus, card was gorgeous and worth 300 store credit
kynelwynn: Your curve is low enough
TheOneInquisitor: I dont think its *remotely* playable in draft but. Its ad naus
Seventy111: I thought this wasn't a coward stream
RatherLargeToad: More frog!
lamina5432: its five mana draw 2-5 lose some life
duzeldorf: fwiw, there wasn't really anything else in that packj
Seventy111: Oh yeah it's terrible
MrSarkhan: If you're not abusing it then it's not very good.
TXC2: Ad nauseam is like the worst bob of all time in draft
Diabore: just open angels grace and combo
kynelwynn: Drawing 3 to 5 cards for 6 to 10 life by the time you're in top deck mode
Diabore: da bear
couchboyj: Da bear
kynelwynn: Growth Curve + Cuboid Colony is a real beating, btw
TheOneInquisitor: Concocter's been solidly overperforming for me so far
TXC2: REMOVAL Magnet
Diabore: that might be playable for us
RatherLargeToad: Pestbuckling
Diabore: its messed up
Diabore: both rare archaics are kill on sight
Seventy111: Getting back the Osteomancer with cauldron seems pretty hot
TXC2:
which is funny, given this set has way too much removal
RatherLargeToad: frog cannon
Wiliart: Burrog Barrage, there is your removal
TheOneInquisitor: FROG BEAM GO PEW
TXC2: the Frannon
Diabore: arthropod is so fun
ArtDecoSunburn: @Diabore Seems pretty neat.
Diabore: wander off
goombalax: wander away
TXC2: !card wander off
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
Flyingdelorion: wander off
jamwno: Cost
couchboyj: Cut the tutor
TXC2: I would have taken the deathtoucher there
goombalax: eh wander off there bud, take a hike hoser
Diabore: @ArtDecoSunburn it looked so good but thatll fund the habit for months
Seventy111: Triggers go BRRR
Diabore: we only have 2 creatures that trigger arnyn
Mangledpixel: twomeret
Invitare: surely the one with day/night would have had more missed triggers
dolphgrim: We'll bear with you any day. 😎
Natural_Ones_Only: some cards are going to go nuts in Judges Tower
Diabore: it does draw
TXC2: Invitare lets say this set has more different missed triggers
RatherLargeToad: do we want the 1/1 deathtoucher?
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couchboyj: Deathtouch is good for half of our kill spells
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
TheOneInquisitor: I like the 1/1 deathtoucher, lots of people in queue who just dont realize it can pump itself
RatherLargeToad: so hard to mow your lawn there
Natedogg2: Good afternoon everyone
TXC2: reading is hard
ArtDecoSunburn: @Diabore Sometimes beauty has to be traded for endurance. Happy card buying.
TXC2: hello Natedogg2 welcome
Diabore: draw 2
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kynelwynn: The little birdhouses are from one of the Islands in the set, @LoadingReadyRun
Seventy111: And they said you didn't have enough creatures to trigger Arnyn
Lord_Hosk: At my pre-release there were so many cards that I was playing as "when this creature is targeted" but it actually reads "when any creature is targeted" and playing cards as "when a card leaves your graveyard" when it says "when a card leaves A graveyard"
RatherLargeToad: that is way too slow, imo
TXC2: it sure didn't
IntegralHamster: it did pump the book counter, surely that was the goal
TXC2: that or Opp thought it would be 0 power
Luna_TheOtter: great stream to watch while i sleeve 3 SoS Commander decks
TheOneInquisitor: Oh god you have cauldron+pest+arnyn all together.
Diabore: how many pest mascots is too many? i have 4
TheOneInquisitor: Gross
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TheOneInquisitor: Opponent is big rude
SolarBlitz1: Pet into bog into return if they trade seemed like a solid line yeah
TXC2: VERY important to have done that first
Techno_Joe: Just got here. This a draft?
TXC2: secret fourth colour of Mauve
TXC2: hello Techno_Joe this is indeed a draft
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Mangledpixel: which member?
dsavillian: if it's a regrown dismember is it a remember?
TXC2: !findquote member
LRRbot: Quote #8627: "I'm the only party member with a tongue." —Cori [2023-08-24]
Techno_Joe: Quandrix seems very powerful right now
dolphgrim: 🔔Prepare the leech collector! 🔔
TXC2: "if..." said the MtG player, too often to be healthy.
TXC2:
I don't know if the other schools get this, by witherbloom seems to get mirror matches a lot
Lord_Hosk: Graham, I hate to say it... You you appear to be in trouble
TheOneInquisitor: We might just be cooked.
Mindfire13: "Ooh. Double Bloodletting." may be something never said again
kynelwynn: I think they're heavier on Quandrix with splash black
kumatsu: what up gamers, was sad to not see you in Vegas but hope you had a good weekend avoiding the desert
jadielady: hey y'all
FauksStarling: @Mindfire13 At least not in a positive tone.
TheOneInquisitor: 2 black sources in 16 lands i think so yeah very light splash
TXC2: Mindfire13 not unless medieval medicine comes back in vogue
Diabore: arena actually doesnt add swamps for dismember anymore, kenji had one earlier in UR and it didnt add any
TXC2: hello kumatsu and jadielady welcome
FauksStarling: James, what have you done?
TheOneInquisitor: Four lands
IntegralHamster: James happened
Invitare: There are... four lands
JKBalch: My friends, I think your lands are here
TXC2: THAT'S MAGIC (jazz hands)
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Sometimes you just need to balance your humors.
TheOneInquisitor: Crazy how many games in this format go to milling
TheOneInquisitor: Good finish
LurkerSpine:
100
Dog_of_Myth: Interesting game to come into
kamilucky: it mattered in our hearts but also didnt matter
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I could buy that Bob Fosse was secretly a Gandalf-style wizard.
WiJohn: Imagine a world...
Dog_of_Myth: Happened to me. Opp. had the secret rendezvous creature and I couldn't kill it.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn there are a non zero number of stage Magicians who HAVE to be actual wizards
sephsays:
I played Prismari/Quandrix in my pre-release, and also went with a 50 card deck. It really paid off! 
TheOneInquisitor: Yep that's exactly how all my draft games went today
The_Timo: Literally why half the time I hate this game, lands still dogwater design lol
TheOneInquisitor: "Well I'm not going down to 5 surely I draw a third land" 5 turns later
TXC2: Kept a 2 lander of only one of your colours? that's a padlin'
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ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I once knew a stage manager who was definitely a dark sorcerer who had sold her soul to ruinous powers.
TXC2: The_Timo there's a reason no TCG made after 1999 uses a land -esque mechanic
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn sound about right
The_Timo: @TXC2 Yeah just shocking they haven't improved it in any way after this entire time. Even in the digital version
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devqn413: digimon fs has the best cost mechanic
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Best way to combat lands was in Sim City: The TCG. City council votes to rezone!
MrPipboy3000: Ha Take that Ward!
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Natedogg2: They won't lose life.
jamwno: They only have to lose the life if it was an additional cost to cast.
TXC2: BOLD attack there
Lord_Hosk: I like the way the current Star Wars TCG does Land/mana where you discard any card from your hand once per turn to increase your mana pool
TheOneInquisitor: I guess they were trying to bluff the first strike trick and got called on it?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Lord_Hosk Seems like a nicely flexible method.
WiJohn: So it is an instant, but...
TheOneInquisitor: @Lord_Hosk I think Lorcana does this as well from what I recall, tbh probably best take on it
Mr_Horrible: trample deathtouch pretty appealing
Earthenone: lorcana has the odd card that cant be used as mana, so you have to constantly declare the card you are using as mana for card counting reasons, its mildly annoying
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible I like the irony of rough/gentle juxtaposition.
TXC2: FROM 26 life!
Strebenherz: whoops, fell a little behind in video, how did opponent die?
TheOneInquisitor: "I aint counting allat lets just assume you kill me"
TXC2:
Me levels of concession there
ArtDecoSunburn: @Earthenone A friend keeps praising the newish 7th Sea expandable card game to me. It does something similar, I think.
TheOneInquisitor: To be fair an arnyn trigger went on the stack last game too
TXC2: Strebenherz they concede
Strebenherz: I heard "opponent has six cards left"
Strebenherz: then saw twitch give the "chat is live!" message
Invitare: spiderman wasn't on Arena
Kentosaurus: spider-man? you mean through the omenpaths?
jamwno: Who is spider man? We have Legally Destinct Spider Heroes
Strebenherz: @TXC2 thank ya
Mr_Horrible:
4-mana 3/3 first striker at common 
TXC2: Arachno-male you mean?
Lord_Hosk: BC emergency alert
TheOneInquisitor: TWO OF THEM
The_Timo: Oh just got it too lol
ArtDecoSunburn: @jamwno "Spiderguy, Spiderguy, does everything an anthromorphized spider-human hero can do."
KingOfDoma: They should have had one of the off brand Spider people do it instead
TXC2: Fleem pointing at Fleem would have sold big
MrPipboy3000: if they don't attack, thats its own kind of win
theamc2000: !card root man
LRRbot: Did you mean: Rootwater Commando; Rootwater Shaman; Root Manipulation
ArtDecoSunburn: @KingOfDoma Do off brand spider people come in family-sized bags from the bottom shelves of the cereal aisle?
theamc2000: !card root mani
LRRbot: Root Manipulation [3BG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life."
KingOfDoma: @ArtDecoSunburn ... yes. Yes they do.
ArtDecoSunburn: @KingOfDoma "Honey, can you grab the Toasted Arachnidos?"
TheOneInquisitor: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Mr_Horrible: I can infer from context clues that James does not in fact think this is cool
SonofThoth: I'll eat that one for walking in to the stream based off my Vegas ending
ThankYouUro: I think we found the reason James hasn't been on these for a while
JKBalch: So, small sample size but I swear flooding is more likely than before
TXC2: it's not James's curse, the curse is with LRR
Mr_Horrible: cauldron's a sorcery, right?
TheOneInquisitor: Cool way to kill us though
Strebenherz: incredible
JKBalch: No more lands to draw
ArtDecoSunburn: What is the beach ball supposed to signify? Strixhaven spring break?
ThankYouUro: Red?! Them's Newt Killing Colors!
Lord_Hosk: We have workers installing a heatpump and all 5 of them their alerts went off at different times than mine. It was a cascade of WEEEWOOOS for 4 or 5 minutes
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn that's LRR's pet , not part of the set
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Thanks for the clarification. Interesting that the interface has such customization.
drrek0: Everything feels like it has a lot of removal in this set
TXC2: drrek0 there is, far too much even
Mr_Horrible:
me when I hunting GET YOU 
ArtDecoSunburn: @Lord_Hosk A different kind of Doppler Effect?
Mr_Horrible: oh the helix golem that draws a card when it dies
3 raiders from Aylig have joined!
TXC2: hello Raiders
Mr_Horrible: hello raiders, we're despairing against fliers
couchboyj: Da bear da bear da bear
Aylig: Wanted to bring a couple of new friends to see y'all. Figured y'all have been providing me entertainment since Desert Bus 4. I should introduce my friends to y'all as well.
raulghoulia: youre legally obligated to tell us what you were streaming or Adam will start screaming
Mr_Horrible: silverquill charm has cracked my head open in this limited, yeah
TheOneInquisitor: I feel like the charms are better in sealed than in draft
Anubis169:
'ello Aylig
SubscribensteinsMonster: Shoulda cut a stout blackthorn for to banish those goblins
SolarBlitz1: Speaking of goblins, the new secret lair deck coming looks great with the adorable art
Mr_Horrible: "abra cadabra this repartee critter is now a 6/6"
Dog_of_Myth: It's very good art
Strebenherz: googled it just now, that looks very cool
TXC2: that card looks like a scene from Sekiro
theamc2000: they can exile two things from their yard next turn
Diabore: we are just dead i think, kirols spell gives 2 counters and ardent gives another point
MrPipboy3000: holding the trick also protects against kill spell
Diabore: ardent
theamc2000: flashback past thing
TheOneInquisitor: The bird grows
Diabore: or ascendant, not ardent
theamc2000: counters
TXC2:
that or being able to block ever
Mr_Horrible: a black deck without Last Gasp basically has zero actual legs, has been my experience
Diabore: bird was a 3/4, kirols spell makes it a 5/6, dustspeaker removing a card gives it 1/1
NonchalantAvenger: howdy!
NonchalantAvenger: how was vegas?
TheOneInquisitor: Yknow I think Emeritus of Conflict is probably the only one of the cycle that doesnt go in limited decks
kumatsu: hot and dry
TXC2: 1-3, that's been most of my drafts this set
Diabore: horse or force?
NonchalantAvenger:
oh yeah.. iremember.. your DUPLICANT went
TXC2: but the horse is a horse!
kumatsu: not as usual Vegas events, but still not pleasant to walk to my hotel
Diabore: @TheOneInquisitor 2 mana 2/2 with first strike is fine
NonchalantAvenger: someone = aka me
TXC2:
it's still not above 20c where I live in the south of the UK
Marvoleath: @TheOneInquisitor i mean, 2/2 first strike for 2 is not terrible
SolarBlitz1: Academics great
Foxmar320: The Graham clones got loose
Brozard: Paul!
Foxmar320: Please return them to Paul
ThankYouUro: Environmental Scientist probably
NornsFelidar: scientist is awesome for remit spells
NornsFelidar: temur
Marvoleath: !paullve
Marvoleath: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
TXC2:
I thought Paul had dealt with those after the Threej incident? 
Foxmar320: @TXC2 He kept a few on as editors but sometimes they get loose.
Marvoleath: it could be Jibb
TheOneInquisitor: I like the dustspeaker
TXC2: Foxmar320 darn
Lord_Hosk: DoesLoadingReadyRunStillMakeCommodoreHustle?
Foxmar320: @TXC2 Its fine, you can attract them by shaking a bag of jelly babies
Strebenherz: the placeholders work well
Strebenherz: BAHAHA
SolarBlitz1: Bulkups fun
Marvoleath:
honestly I assumed that was the case
Strebenherz: bonus shot of beej getting frustrated at them all spelling their names the same on a lease written in crayon
Marvoleath: but in writing Jibb is clearer
SolarBlitz1: I dream of the bulkup + whale combo
MrPipboy3000: Flashback bulk up on horse is fun
Pheonix888: That sounds like Zathrus and his ilk, from B5
Brawler65: when is the next James cube stream?
TXC2: Jibb, but with that Spanish J with the Tilde above it
ThankYouUro: Tome Blast probably
raulghoulia: James Pride Cube
Marvoleath: oh hey, it's the character Alex played on W+P last time
Marvoleath: the Soloist
NornsFelidar: woo
devqn413: whats the white black shock land
emboar2235: horth deck?
TehAmelie: hay guise. are we winning?
devqn413: ty
couchboyj: You drafted the horse, so as far as winning during the draft goes...
NonchalantAvenger: making clips is HARD
JKBalch: Always winning when drafting. Don't ask about playing...
lirazel64: One and solve for X
Lord_Hosk: 2000-2003? thats a odd time in magic what draws him to that era?
NornsFelidar: Any runners already planning to Amsterdam? (+Brussels/Lucca maybe)?
Ktolos: 1 with X as zero and retired champion with the deck
TehAmelie: of course winning doesn't matter, so asking about it is jus silly
ThankYouUro: really perfected the art of the tackle
TehAmelie: just
Mr_Horrible: Kool-Aid Horse
Marvoleath: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #6083: "One fewer birds in the world, excellent." —Cori [2019-05-25]
Mr_Horrible: Gushers Horse
couchboyj: Paint Horse
ThankYouUro: we are currently lacking the means to reproduce horse
EvilBadman: Gushers Horse is an outlier and should not be counted
SolarBlitz1: Fire Emblem Egage horse
TehAmelie: Tome Blast is the name of my Muse cover band
TXC2: 2000-2003 would be Invasion, Odyssey and Onslaught, and maybe Mirroden .
kumatsu: whatever happened to Muse, I feel like I haven't heard about them in forever
Mr_Horrible: I prefer to think of "Tome Blast" is just literally throwing a 500-page book at someone's head
Lord_Hosk: Those increment cards get out of hand fast
Brozard: and that album was Origin of Symmetry
EvilBadman: Sorry, we were looking for "they fell into a supermassive black hole"
kumatsu: when I want to go to Molten Core with the homies
TheWooglie: not named after World of Warcraft
Mr_Horrible: the "WoW" signal is just what happens when a new expansion is coming out and everyone re-ups their sub
couchboyj: I feel like there are only two answers to "Whatever happened to <band>" Either what you just said, or someone OD'd
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: I disagree on Muse - they are still good imo.
Mr_Horrible: that's just like me except they make music
Diabore: nope
EvilBadman: I almost wanna saw Abrade
eelfroth: tablet best card here imo
Diabore: abrade
Mr_Horrible: honest to god I think it's abrade
SolarBlitz1: They made 3 PS3's and then it was allll downhill
Dog_of_Myth: Abrade
Mr_Horrible: or homesickness
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: Some of the new songs are not my jam, but some are really really good.
Bacon_Trail: do you want to play optimally or for fun?
TXC2:
LRR: they made nunchuck jousting, and it's been downhill since then
Marvoleath: LRR used to be so good and funny... they still are too!
RatherLargeToad: Zaffai will likely wheel
Wolfstrike_NL: Has to be the nunchucks one, they love reussing it
TehAmelie: sometimes bands just don't stay together. and they blame the girl. (See Yoko Ono)
Lord_Hosk: That House moving sketch was amazing... its all been down to the harbor since then.
ThankYouUro: NOOOO, the perfect Zafai card
devqn413: is tablet not good?
RAICx: LRR peaked with the Tennisballs video, downhill ever since
Mr_Horrible: speaking of spells we'd want to play for free
NornsFelidar: wooooo tripple blue
NornsFelidar: wisdom is good
Mr_Horrible: could also splash for wilt
Lord_Hosk: @RAICx which one?
Anubis169: I knew it G, the self-referential sketch never ended. It's just been going for 20+ years with frequent bathroom breaks.
ThankYouUro: Zaffai into Wisdom would slap
EvilBadman: Bait with Zaffi the pack before it
Ktolos: the minotaur with land destruction is also good
Mr_Horrible: the secret is it's a "lose more" card
RatherLargeToad: Lute!
Dog_of_Myth: Lute is great
RAICx:
@Lord_Hosk The first one
SolarBlitz1: 7 Mana for it is a hard ask in draft I feel
FauksStarling: Horth Draft!
Mr_Horrible: loot feels like a hard sell to me in limited, but IDK
NornsFelidar: omg you are being fed best prismari cards
raulghoulia: for a second I thought Loot was in this set
TXC2: raulghoulia I suspect he shows up in reality fracture
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EvilBadman: land, me thinks.
Mr_Horrible: yeah I only ever remember magma opus
SolarBlitz1: Surveil land?
ThankYouUro: we'll get the wisdom next trust
NornsFelidar: homesickness is good in your deck
ThankYouUro: dinger
EvilBadman: !card Elemental Masterpiece
LRRbot: Elemental Masterpiece [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature tokens. / {U/R}{U/R}, Discard this card: Create a Treasure token.
Marvoleath: !card elemental masterpiece
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EvilBadman: @Marvoleath High five
TXC2: right chat I'm off
NornsFelidar: you can really play almost no creatures if you play UR
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming James and Graham
Lord_Hosk: I can't believe the Owl was still there 3rd pick from the end. thats not a first pick, but its a top 5 pick.
Marvoleath: @EvilBadman \o
ilovebrownies3: cut procrastinate
ghizmou: just cut a few lands
Flyingdelorion: Goodnight @TXC2
EvilBadman:
7 lands
Marvoleath: So, we cutting all the blue spells
Brawler65: Zaffai
jchinnock: cut the 6th one
Seventy111: cut 9 lands, call it good
Strebenherz: can always trim a few lands
NotCainNorAbel: 8 islands and 1 mountain
Lord_Hosk: Cut at least one of the giant spells
Marvoleath: Procrastinate is great
ThankYouUro: 5 mana horse
Marvoleath: basically perma removal at 3+ X
MrPipboy3000: For 7 mana, you can already play everything in the deck, haha
Diabore: james dont hate me, lute is a cut
NornsFelidar: well
SolarBlitz1: Loot ramps hard for the spells
BlindPathfinder: sad
Lord_Hosk: the 6 and 7 sorceries are hard...
Bacon_Trail: maelstrom artisan?
ilovebrownies3: yeah, lute is better with X spells
jchinnock: keep the lute
Brawler65: the one drop?
Seventy111: chase inspiration kinda meh
Ktolos:
4 lands 
Diabore: the fartisan in the 3 drops
The_Timo: 1 land? Seem to draw them all anywho
Diabore: rapturous
Brawler65: neither
Lord_Hosk: Rapturus
Diabore: id cut tidalmage before tackle
SolarBlitz1: Goblin glasswrite seems only okay?
Marvoleath: brush off? I feel like we tapping out every turn
Dog_of_Myth: I would cut Strife Scholar
jchinnock: what are the cards vibes?
Seventy111: yeah haste guy kinda off plan
Mr_Horrible: I'd scrap artisan
Mr_Horrible: spell is basically useless
Mr_Horrible: and a 3/2 haste in a deck like this wins no awards
Marvoleath: Id cut Trio before scholar
Mr_Horrible: maelstrom artisan
SolarBlitz1: The land destructo 3 drop
Bacon_Trail: the maelstrom artisan, spell destroys nonbasic land
Lord_Hosk: 3 drop 1 RR
Brawler65: i would have kept procrastinate tbh
Seventy111: James cut the lute because he hates fun
EvilBadman: An land, real suggestion
Marvoleath: dont we have Procrastinate in the sideboard? I feel like that's good removal
ilovebrownies3: looks good
EvilBadman: True
SolarBlitz1: Procrastinate I would add back in
Seventy111: oh wait did you not take the lute? or am I blind maybe?
Diabore: im still on cut tidalmage for the second tackle artist
eelfroth: tackle artist can come back in, it's a good beatdown card
Lord_Hosk: Yeah but none of your spells cause 17... you only need 7 land
Seventy111: yep just blind
EvilBadman: But what if
Brawler65: procrastinate over essence scatter?
Seventy111: isn’t drafting on stream neat
Marvoleath: Lorecaster is kinda meh?
Marvoleath: Id procrastinate over that or brush off
ilovebrownies3: I think procrastinate is better in an aggressive Prismari deck
Diabore: id play disdainful stroke over scatter but not procrastinate
Seventy111: love essence scatter when you have lots of instants
The_Timo: 16 land?
EvilBadman: Yeah y'all got fed prismari
spelunkingly: Glasswright?
SolarBlitz1: I'm not high on the goblin glasswright, 2/2 with a treasure is fine but eh ?
TheOneInquisitor: I'd procrastinate over lorecaster too like. I like lorecaster but this doesn't look like the deck for it
Seventy111: is the creature that adds mana every turn worth it?
Bacon_Trail: do what makes you think you'll have fun
Marvoleath: are we ever leaving mana open for Brush Off?
Lord_Hosk:
James is here its a 15 lander you are gonna flood out 
Marvoleath: !break
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Marvoleath: !advice
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GapFiller: !badadvice
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GapFiller: mmm organised crime
TehAmelie: huzzah!
TehAmelie: it's supposed to be "bad" advice you know
Marvoleath:
O hey, red mana source! 
Marvoleath: shame it's a ritual
GredGredmansson: OOGA BOOGA MOUNTAIN
dungeonmasteralek: Frame maxing all over the place
GredGredmansson: you're welcome.
TriseAlpha: Ran-dumb fact: "Strixhaven" translates literally to "owl house"
Cptasparagus: good show
Seventy111: *while being punched in the face* “Your form is terrible”
Marvoleath:
and Hexhaven is 6 houses
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
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SolarBlitz1: I think it's 'placing' the card at that side even if you're floating it in the mouse
Driosenth:
?
Cptasparagus: we need the pores
EvilBadman: Experience every hair of these bearded men
lamina5432: its not very optimized afaik
Driosenth: When will horsemanship return?
TriseAlpha: Just Horsing around.
Marvoleath: meanwhile my laptop sometimes struggling with 60fps at 720
Juliamon: Where's the overlap in "high quality" and "ruined by artifacting"
TheWooglie: bearded men? where?
Strebenherz: 4k up close beej
EvilBadman: alternate joke: finally 2k res Desert Bus
Marvoleath: @Juliamon I believe that's called "AI upscaling"
EvilBadman: Not mine either, whee
Marvoleath: It could be much worse, but it could be much horse
TehAmelie: ha. i sampled an "AI remaster" of the show Scrubs. it looked about the same, except no words visible on the screen were readable.
TriseAlpha: speaking of horse, anyone else mildly disappointed the showcase art for Colorstorm Stallion is a picture of Nightmare?
Juliamon: (also yeah my laptop cannot sustain 720p60 for more than like 2 minutes before crashing down to 160
Juliamon: )
Diabore: i mean
Diabore: we're dead next turn then
Juliamon: adulting, it's tough
Diabore: big unfortunates
TriseAlpha: dob dab
Juliamon: often I miss having sippy cups
Strebenherz: first loss
Marvoleath: Simply win 7 in a row now
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Diabore: graham that "this is great" sounded like you were trying to convince yourself it was true
Diabore: oh they soupy
TheOneInquisitor: Wow they sure have mana
Chaos__Dragoon: That moment you cheat out Darksteel Colossus on turn 4 and everyone at the table scoops
Diabore: thats the payoff
Diabore: yeah 4
Chaos__Dragoon: da bears
Diabore: you can bounce what they target
Diabore: this orc is real confused
Diabore: that spell is messed up
TheOneInquisitor: Four toughness creature, the greatest enemy of ur decks everywhere
Diabore: fun fact, it grows all your fractals, not just the ones she makes
Diabore: i mean even if you have fractals before her spell, she grows those ones too
Kentosaurus: they have lots of mana already
Diabore: it might be bad if they need white for a spell but eh
Diabore: im just making sure because i have definitely misread that, it hasnt cost me anything but i did need it pointed out to me
Diabore: *golf clap* good trades
sephsays: Are they trying to out-solo each other, or are they soloing in harmony?
Diabore: their creatures booties are massive
Diabore: wisdom of the ages
Seventy111: the big draw + ritual would be pretty sick rn
Diabore: splatter technique
Diabore: huh, they didnt make us triple chump
SolarBlitz1: I feel like we've not made it out the starting blocks
Seventy111: yay more drafts!
Diabore: sometimes you have those drafts
SolarBlitz1: Feels very apt
Dog_of_Myth: Cool button
Kentosaurus: mood
Diabore: evolution? i guess?
Marvoleath:
Such a shame that Graham will need to fire you, since you didn't get gem neutral 
offbeatwitch: My deck isn't BAD. I only care about CREATURES.
TehAmelie: i have known manyh a deck that is very good except for their ability to win games
Lord_Hosk: (sings) Its currently may
TehAmelie: *many
Diabore: snarl song and soup?
kumatsu: my deck isn't bad, it's just portrayed that way on tv
TehAmelie: it's the editing!
Bruceski: My deck isn't bad, I'm doing a bit.
Diabore: force ancestral anger
Diabore: awwwww
devqn413: love the archives art, not a huge fan of the jp archive art
kumatsu: @Bruceski my deck is yes-anding your deck
Marvoleath:
isnt that just bracket 1?
TehAmelie: true though. i'll always do a deck as a bit over one tt wins
TehAmelie: *that
TehAmelie: the keyboard faeries are out in force today
raulghoulia: run up a rule 0 conversation sitting down to draft
Diabore: graham are you keeping up with task master?
raulghoulia: @Diabore "he's so famous"
kumatsu: "I'm going mono Goatnaps"
Ranakel: My homelands booster's about a seven
Diabore: fair
Diabore: as always, its a good season/series bront
MrPipboy3000: I enjo Taskmaster as well
MrPipboy3000: Series 19 with Jason was increadable
TehAmelie: i appreciate restraining to watch a thing cause you're watching it together with loved ones. hey, it took me over a month to get into the theater to watch Project Hail Mary.
Lord_Hosk: Throwing in 1 american seems to be a great fresh energy
TehAmelie: refraining?
MrPipboy3000: Kumail is more reserved, but who wouldn't be compared to Jason Manzoukis
SolarBlitz1: Joel was surprisingly funny when I've only known him as host of Masked Singer
Diabore: hes so famous
TheWooglie: "He's so famous"
Megaparsec256: the egg bit is truly incredible
raulghoulia: Kumail watched James Acaster stand up and sought to watch everything he'd done and thats how he found TM
ArdCollider: o7
Diabore: @Megaparsec256 when he looks around after the first time in studio to see no one else has an egg, chef kiss
MrPipboy3000: rende is good
MrPipboy3000: render
Diabore: owlin is less good in our deck
MrPipboy3000: Best we can do is Dismember
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Diabore: fracture
Diabore: !card fracture
LRRbot: Fracture [WB] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker.
MrPipboy3000: fracture kills a creature, artifact or enchantment
MrPipboy3000: right, plainswalker
Diabore: open winds of abandon instead
EJGRgunner: Deat Drs LRR, since this past MagiCon represents something of a milestone for you, as neither of you attended, which as far as I know is a first for the MagicCon era, I’m left pondering a delicate question that you should feel free to not answer. Would you rather invent a replacement Echoverse or talk to a therapist for an hour once a week?
Diabore: scoldy is pretty good
MrPipboy3000: yea, gasp
d0flo: ya gasp it
akundez: so, raid doesnt trigger reparte
kumatsu:
it's Inkmage #5 
akundez: for what its worth
TehAmelie: let chat weigh in? brave man
Diabore: thats a draw
Diabore: also might mill you out but it does draw
Seventy111: rhino pretty sick to blink til you die
Uniclonus: Need some Killian's Confidence
Diabore: an alternate universe where he makes his girlfriend a cop
Raincoast_Bear: Hi Loading Ready Runners! How's your face Graham after the unprovoked animal attack?
Seventy111: I think you probably want the removal right?
TehAmelie: who among us hasn't created a universe to put our issues into?
Strebenherz: so is the echoverse a real thing or is this all going to pan out and show jace at a computer furiously writing his echoverse AU?
Seventy111: osteomancer fun for looping your other recursion creatures
TehAmelie: i mean maybe that's a writer thing
Diabore: no wanders to be offed
TehAmelie: do you NEED to make cuts, though? :3
Strebenherz: @Raincoast_Bear I think last he brought it up, cat scar is healing, and being kept moisturized to avoid scarring
Mr_Horrible: zombeefy
TehAmelie: "after all, why shouldn't I?"
ContingentCat: next month?
TehAmelie: these 50 cards came to me, they're my own
MrPipboy3000: Its also just a pump spell too
Mr_Horrible: pull can be okay but I'd ditch it with your other graveyard interaction
Mr_Horrible: it does not
Seventy111: do you need 2 daydreams?
drewm1022: Do we have enough 1 power/toughness things for the black legend 3 drop?
Seventy111: you need a density of repartee triggers too I suppose. I’ve struggled finding that balance with BW in this format
drewm1022: Sorry, sounds like you already discussed, I missed it.
Seventy111: you can always last grasp your own Arnyn, too!
Mr_Horrible: does rabid trigger repartee? I don't recall
Mr_Horrible: I'm medium on pull
TehAmelie: why cut a poet when you can shoot them? (remembering the Poet-B-Gon sketch)
dolphgrim: @Seventy111 In public? On stream? 😬
Mr_Horrible: with osteomancer, researcher, and necroscribe
MrPipboy3000: 42
ph0enix__42: 42
Mr_Horrible: "dirty 41" so a 41 with cream floating on top?
Marvoleath: How close do you think we are to 17 lands no longer being default? With cards being more and more efficient
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
TehAmelie: mm, cream float
Seventy111: I think you’re on the wrong streamer client
TehAmelie: #JamesExplains
Diabore: yeah that thing needs death
Mr_Horrible: honestly if we reach that point where 16 becomes the norm I think something will be incredibly wrong with the game by then
Wiliart: Perhaps it's not only about how cheap the spells are, but also the chance of having lands in your starting hand.
TehAmelie: i imagine the powerful minds that arrived at the 17 lands figure will keep a tight grasp on developments
Marvoleath: @Wiliart definitely, but if more games can be played on 2 lands or a few turn, that probability wouldnt need to be higher
MegaDosX: You missed a land drop and they haven't, and they also ramped
Diabore: op
Diabore: yeah
Diabore: our removal spell turned into procrastinat
theambivalentagender: @Diabore damn procrastinated on ending the post
TehAmelie: i thought "Procrastinat" was a real card
Marvoleath: !card procrastinat
LRRbot: Procrastinate [XU] | Sorcery | Tap target creature. Put twice X stun counters on it.
TehAmelie: "at least we were Hellbound" seems like it would be a MtG saying
Strebenherz: did you accidentally push over a richard garfield on the way to work?
archand1spider: what is this, fight spells dot deck?
Mr_Horrible: both kill us in 2 turns, so
TehAmelie: and the award for most disappointing Plains draw in this season
Diabore: So channeled
MegaDosX:
Hey look deathtouch
Joecool190: 7 wins right?
devqn413: yikes
Strebenherz: you only played one game today and you won it, idk what you're talking about
lamina5432: 7 ties
MegaDosX:
archand1spider: bad time to show up to the stream I guess
Vorrenthalla: But I thought James was good at this format
RathmoreTV: I stepped away. What happened to the Prismari draft? (Other than losing 3 times)
raulghoulia: you cant ban us you dont even know the words to In The Hall of the Mountain King
MegaDosX:
You don't want us to answer that question 
TehAmelie: almost started thinking we'd win one by forfeit. but where's the fun in that
dolphgrim: I have also gotten the 'one or the other' land type hand many times lately
MegaDosX: Hateful
Strebenherz: WOW
archand1spider: thats so rude
aerohydra:
TehAmelie: @raulghoulia i know the words to that song, but they're not very easy to translate from Norwegian
RathmoreTV: Dear Arena devs, LRR supports unions. Please be kinder. kthxbi. - Chat
BrainDamageCRO: I just went 5 turns without a land
archand1spider: ok ok things are turning around
devqn413: this account must have a bad seed
Anubis169: ouch BrainDamageCRO
Mr_Horrible: @devqn413 "Show appData [concerned]"
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
MegaDosX: No Arnyn trigger for you!
Juliamon: Some day, Arnyn. Some day.
Diabore: We can reanimate their stuff too
KaleidoscopeMind: and welcome to the jam?
TehAmelie: hashtag slams
archand1spider: wooooo
Dog_of_Myth:
ghizmou:
LurkerSpine:
100 Pro gamers
Vinewood_OG: Undefeated!
MegaDosX: Woo
TehAmelie: i do not remember the sound of winning, Sam
KingOfDoma: Can Graham fire Graham? Or would that just be quitting? 😀
MegaDosX: lmao
KaleidoscopeMind: well twitch says i have a watch streak of 2
ghizmou: come on plain
RathmoreTV: never didn't have it
Strebenherz: GOT THERE
KingOfDoma: NEVER PUNISHED
TehAmelie: "great hand if we draw a land" - seven words
dolphgrim: Great hand if we draw a land is part of James's new mtg rap
Bruceski: "Do we need a land?" "Eh, eventually."
shinsolidsnake: How do you change the color of the triggers arrows
Strebenherz: I guess you surveil again
Diabore: @shinsolidsnake When its multiple target they get colour coded
shinsolidsnake: Ok
shinsolidsnake: Thanks
LoadingReadyRun: !ckbutton
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shinsolidsnake: Mine are normally just white
Diabore: Used to be a pita to figure out what targets were before that
shinsolidsnake: That's why I asked
MegaDosX: Tatyova at home
narset6691: yea it really gets going
Mr_Horrible: "what if a Tatyova you had to pay 2 for?"
RathmoreTV: Beastie Boys: "Man, this will be a really great HAND/All we gotta do is a draw another LAND/If we fail, it won't be GRAND/That aggression just will not STAND."
Bruceski: Is it new, or are spells with multiple targets just not very common?
Seventy111: that inkmage is back on the escalator again
Bruceski: I never noticed it before
Diabore: If we necro and they dont kill it we get a tjing back
Mr_Horrible: Faithless Hooting
MegaDosX: It's fun seeing a Casualties of War or Sublime Epiphany pointing all over the battlefield
BrowneePointz: Happy Announcement of the 3rd remake and 5th ReRelease of Star Fox day!
Mr_Horrible: kinda fucked up and evil of our opponent
LurkerSpine: are they in jeopardy of milling out?
Strebenherz: star fox 2026 remake
Dastar512: they just announced a new remake of starfox
30teracyte: new version of star fox 64
Brozard: There was a 15 minute Star Fox Direct 45 minutes ago
MegaDosX: There's a remake of Star Fox 64 coming out next month for the Switch 2
BrowneePointz: they literally just announced a new remake coming out next month
KingOfDoma: There's a Starfox Direct happening close to now
Mr_Horrible: Nintendo said "btw another star fox remake"
GapFiller: no doubt Beej will care abt that (and nobody else)
KaleidoscopeMind: exactly what it says on the tin, i guess
MegaDosX: Yep
GapFiller: eyyy Laylatese!
bisaflau:
Germany for example
Cptasparagus: my Irish friend knows it as that
MegaDosX: PAL regions
GapFiller: Britain eg
Brozard: Miyamoto-san
Kentosaurus: oh, I've heard that
goombalax: SOME. REGIONS.
MegaDosX: It was Lylat Wars here
GapFiller: cz Starfox was copyrighted
BrowneePointz: I bet yall will have a good Checkpoint bit over the new More Animal styled Character Designs
MegaDosX: In Australia for me
Anubis169: Yeah, it was Lylat Wars here
BrowneePointz: the internet is already memeing
KingOfDoma: @GapFiller More people like Star Fox than most would believe, Nintendo included
Anubis169: because StarVox (german company) had a similar pronunciation
Dog_of_Myth: I didn't know that
GapFiller: BrowneePointz well a Beej bit presumably
KaleidoscopeMind: "Star Fox 64, or Lylat Wars in Europe and Australia..."
Vorrenthalla: its like how in the UK Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne was changed to Shin Megami Tensei Lucifer's Call because Nocturne was already a game
MegaDosX: Well nobody's perfect James
SolarBlitz1: My first experience with Starfox was the Dino planet adventure one. Imagine how shocked I was to find out that was the ugly stepchild
Anubis169: StarVox the company never even considered it a trademark infringement, but Nintendo pre-emptively changed it
BrowneePointz: it’s a solid On Rails shooter but I’m hoping this means Star Fox Adventures sequel
30teracyte: star fox adventures on gamecube
devqn413: i came to stream to hope and learn how to draft better
devqn413: oops
EbDorian: @SolarBlitz1 on gamecube, right?
SolarBlitz1: Starfox Adventures. It was like a platformer adventure game
Flyingdelorion: Starfox adventurees
ghizmou: the dino adventure was also my first adventure experience
GapFiller: whole lotta people in chat rn suddenly realising the limits of their shared knowledge
SolarBlitz1: Also where Crystal the fox came from, and burdened the internet
KeytarCat: I resent it for shoving Crystal to the damsel
BrowneePointz: Star Fox Adventures started as Dinosaur Planet but Miyamoto came to Rare late LATE in development and said “this is Star Fox now” and Rare had to SCRAMBLE to reconfigure it quickly @loadingreadyrun
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Strebenherz: look.. hear me out
GapFiller: BrowneePointz non zero factor in why they jumped ship to Microsoft
Mr_Horrible: extremely Miyamoto thing to do, tbh
BrowneePointz: part of why Rare was okay with the Microsoft buyout
Cptasparagus: I liked Adventures growing up but it did make me buy an autofire controller becuase I couldn't press A fast enough
BrowneePointz: it made Rare REAL mad
RatherLargeToad: current rumors have it being between $40 and $50 American
Mr_Horrible: @Cptasparagus those trials were extremely tough as a kid. The one where you had to keep the slider in the middle of the bar when it would whip from side to side? Hours of my life
RatherLargeToad: which goes a long way to soothe remake complaints
GapFiller: !venga
LRRbot: Come on, ride the Bus, hey, ride it
BrowneePointz: Adventures is a bit of a cult classic now. fairly solid Action Adventure game of the era, but definitely at the time we all made fun of it for not feeling like…well Star Fox lol
Juliamon: yeah, that's totally reasonable for a ground-up remake
Mr_Horrible: the fact that they're usually fine letting some franchises go for *long* periods of time without an entry, if the inspiration doesn't strike
kumatsu: I should replay DK64
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu blink twice if you're being held hostage
Cptasparagus: Bananza, pardon the pun, still feels hollow to me. Like its a fun concept, interesting delivery, but it just feels like a long tech demo in the end
EbDorian:
Stroke is in this format? Good to know 
GapFiller: kumatsu ditto tbh gotta see if my animus against it holds up (it was prob unfair of me)
RatherLargeToad: they’re blue-ing at maximum velocity
BrowneePointz: I adored Bananza
LurkerSpine:
abrade + scatter
kumatsu: @Mr_Horrible I never actually finished it as a kid and always wanted to try the randomizer
BrowneePointz: felt like Odyssey 2(yes I know it’s the same internal dev team)
GirlPainting: cccccc combo
Mr_Horrible: I'm being mostly facetious - it's generally a fine game and there's really fun elements, it just has kinda the most tiresome iterations of a lot of that era's collecathon craze
30teracyte: imagine if they had spell pierce for the raise dead
kumatsu: I think I only played that multiplayer ones of times
graal_smith: It's not winnowable, winnow was two sets ago
kumatsu: I won byes at a GP once from opponent making the mistake of not playing an untapped land for the mana leak
BrowneePointz: in Magic related news I still can’t believe they got Paul Bettany for a 7 min bit at MCVegas
GirlPainting: well, they did NOT get him for Maul Shadow lord
GirlPainting: for a 3 min chameo
BrowneePointz: wut
GapFiller: Mr_Horrible my memory is of Banjo Kazooie being worse for that but they were of a muchness on that front (which again is maybe a reason to revisit those games to see if that was bad as remembered)
BrowneePointz: I am intrigued for what they end up doing for Crisis on Infinite Strixhavens(Reality Fracture) though
Mr_Horrible: @GapFiller when I replayed them back-to-back ~10 years ago DK64 was definitely the more egregious of the 2, by a wide margin, but ymmv
Dog_of_Myth:
Vorrenthalla: got there
Dog_of_Myth: Opp made choices there
NotCainNorAbel:
devqn413: im learning!
archand1spider: 3-8!
Mr_Horrible: changing the show name to WRRMTG
Mr_Horrible: and retiring champion
Vorrenthalla: The ol' 3 and 8
omdorastrix: I wonder if the arena team has numbers on "Had Fun" vs Win/Loss
kumatsu: infinite goblins drafting Magic the Gathering
lamina5432: gnight
GapFiller:
KeytarCat: no /wormtug/ on twitch
kumatsu: @omdorastrix the real question is can I convince someone I know at Arena to TELL ME thos enumbers
Bacon_Trail: oh I very much know the feeling
omdorastrix: I suspect Won = "Had fun" is a statistical outlier
GirlPainting: Would you be interrested in the Among us Board game for AFK?
goombalax: HELL YESSSSSSSS
jadielady: woooot
GapFiller: its Bonus Strem Week!
Sogheim: I still wish I'd gotten the "Creature - Human" button for my dog
Dog_of_Myth: It looks good
kumatsu: oh Ben was really excited about this in Vegas
Mr_Horrible: oh, so it's not a remake/remaster?
Mr_Horrible: "HoMM: Unc Edition"
raulghoulia: ruff
omdorastrix: HoMM: Take your asprin
omdorastrix: or HoMM: Ouch- My back Edition
GirlPainting: Gouls and Goblins: Git guud scrub!
Mr_Horrible: talking to the moth that tells us to take damage again
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream
lamina5432: lost twice
Juliamon:
Wiped twice 
definenull: Kyoob!
Juliamon: it has been mentioned frequently
EbDorian:
whoa 
GapFiller:
kumatsu: a New Event
Juliamon: Did you put a personal thing in the calendar again?
Strebenherz: time to reference heather's calendar
NotCainNorAbel: Better figure it out soon
RathmoreTV: Same as the old event
MehallD: Guess you better do something James
Brozard:
Regular Event Day!
KaleidoscopeMind: nooo -- i was looking forward to "New Event"
ArdCollider: !clip
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Strebenherz: dun dun dun
kumatsu: the cache is new
Mr_Horrible: well you're locked in for 9am saturday
RathmoreTV: Newt Event
Cptasparagus: George Soros?
KaleidoscopeMind: "clown event possible"?
GapFiller: that game did look phun
omdorastrix: Newe vent - someone complaining about fonts
KeytarCat: Adam Sorrows good
Anubis169: !schedule
Ashmantle:
phoenixfeather14:
Thanks for the stream! Have a good evening!
Diabore: And pubg monday, join us!
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !store
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, lads
Anubis169: !youtube
Flyingdelorion: bye
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ben is checking out Heroes of Might & Magic Olden Era on tonight's Bonus Stream! Game: Heroes of Might & Magic Olden Era) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
TehAmelie: byee
TehAmelie: *is slow*
Juliamon: oh neat, mom got free chocolate at the butcher shop
GapFiller: mmm butcher chocolate
Juliamon: they carry local brands and they had a bunch of peppermint chocolate bars that were best by 30 Apr
Juliamon: so they were just giving em away
Juliamon: she only took 2 bc she didn't want to be greedy
TehAmelie: i'm a little confused why the butcher carries chocolate
TehAmelie: not that i wouldn't mind some mint lamb right now
Earthenone: its important to use every part of the easter bunny
Juliamon: fills counterspace, helps other local businesses
TehAmelie: aha
Earthenone: i used to love food items from non food stores, the hardware store had my favorite gummies and the popcorn at the thrift shop far surpassed the theaters
TehAmelie: don't actually have any butcher shops in this town. just the charcuterie department any bigger grocery shop has
Juliamon: they mostly carry stuff like dry rubs and marinades, but also some candy and snacks
TehAmelie: like what Mickey Rourke works in in The Wrestler
TehAmelie: they do often have rare jams and sodas and cheese stuffed peppers and stuff for sale at the chark (as we call it). i guess it fills the exact same function as butcher shops.
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