Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Marathon) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
TXC2:
Manae 
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Strebenherz: Anyone getting sound?
Gekyouryuu: there's no sound yet, right?
TXC2: no sound here
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MWGNZ:
MrSVCD: I am hoping that they do original Marathon one of these streams just as a fakeout.
Gekyouryuu: @MrSVCD shush! you're gonna ruin the surprise!
TXC2: ah there's the music
LoadingReadyRun: sorry folks 2 more minutes while I slam some food.
evil_h2o_elf: I hope we get to see them run 26.2 miles
ArdCollider: yay, I can now calibrate the TV to not destroy my neighbors with looting
ArdCollider: go eat, Cam, you can't live on drinkable cheeseburgers.
TXC2: no Worries Cameron
ArdCollider: it even says so in-game
taliesinskye: Drinkable cheeseburgers?
Jay_Blanc: Have to carboload before a Marathon.
Gekyouryuu: you know what i wanna see? i wanna see a series of streams of Umamusume Pretty Derby. a Mare-a-thon
ArdCollider: a fine product of the NuCaloric corporation as a gift to the people of Tau Ceti IV.
mwlsn: I'll use the time to prepare myself
mwlsn: as instructed
TheMerricat:
This music is very "It says what it is on the tin." 
VorlonScout: This seems like a good thing to watch while I fix deployment scripts.
TXC2: I suspect that making a cheeseburger drinkable makes it even less kosher then normal.
EvilBadman: Halal meat smoothie
TXC2: here we GO!
TheMerricat:
And now I'm thinking of Chef John's latest cheeseburger recipe.
TehAmelie: you're not supposed to mix meat and cheese, right? especially not in the same glass
TXC2: TehAmelie indeed
chaos5896: hi cam
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: Hello Cameron
mwlsn: @TehAmelie eugh, well done
Jay_Blanc: Hnlo.
taliesinskye: I guess anything is mixable with a strong enough blender.
hyalopterous: Afternoon, Cameron
Manae: It's okay to admit you wish Cory was in it
Strebenherz: The empty chair is just where you keep your #$@&s to give
Gekyouryuu: hello, Cameron from several seconds ago, as I'm on mobile and thus more delayed than your average viewer
VorlonScout: I have reheated pad thai and get to watch you click on heads, I'm pretty good
TXC2: Manae it's Cori
ButButTheJesus: hi hello, I'm feeling NuCaloric today how bout you
mwlsn: Reasonably good yeah, how are you
VorlonScout: Also, I am occasionally being interrupted by kittens attacking my mouse cursor.
TXC2:
depends on which part of the good curve we're grading on 
TehAmelie: i made a nice tandoori chicken and i'm very full
ButButTheJesus:
@VorlonScout 
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Sounds like an especially fraught examination of liquid cups in 15th century Spain.
Jay_Blanc: Marathon! The game that makes you ask who is worse, Robots or Humans?
EvilBadman: !patreon
ButButTheJesus: much adulting
VorlonScout: I *wish* I was in Canada
mwlsn: your sociology researchers need that data!
TehAmelie: sometimes i just want to be the legs of my household
TXC2:
I'm barely the head of myself
AugmentingPath: doing pretty well... did my part to get the next Anbennar update ready for tomorrow
Laserbeaks_Fury: Census Makes Sense To Us
Gekyouryuu: question: does NuCaloric have its own soda beverage? they could call it NuCa Cola. surely that won't run afoul of any copyrights
taliesinskye: Sorry, we have been busy talking about your drinkable cheeseburgers.
Jay_Blanc: Today was a voting day here.
ArtDecoSunburn: The Census in Canada is on the Sixes? Is it like radio station traffic updates?
ButButTheJesus: oh I got one of those yesterday
ArdCollider: I bought Wedge an actual drinkable cheeseburger from Etsy for his birthday.
Jay_Blanc: The Bonsai Trees taste better.
public_key_reveal_party: I assumed that drinkable cheeseburgers was just a live bit I had blacked out of my memory
taliesinskye: The census in Insburg is run by Rickter Hammockslam
Strebenherz: Drinkable cheese burgers sounds like a thing we blame on the British
ArdCollider: there's a former game dev in Bothell, WA who prints extremely dope props.
Astra7525: What was the "Bingus" thing about during the last Marathon stream?
hyalopterous: @Astra7525 The pink cat mascot
TXC2: Strebenherz nah, that's an all American thing
ArdCollider: Bingus is Fellini, the weird pink cat they also made to hang out with the colonists. who's probably capable of pushing buttons and flipping switches.
ArdCollider: things Durandal really needs as a guy with no hands
taliesinskye: U.S. intellectual property attorney here if anyone has questions. Trademark law was a real head trip, made me hyper aware of everything every time I went out.
TehAmelie: i thought the cheese steak flavored pringle chips was the worst cheese-like product i'd see this year
Jay_Blanc: Who took the sponsorship rights for the deadly spore angry plant?
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, same vibe as Outer Worlds
ArtDecoSunburn: So it's space East India Company?
TXC2: it's Late (time) but not Late (dead) Capitalism
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's not a story about *you*
Gekyouryuu: the topic of drinkable cheeseburgers made me start thinking about a futuristic USA, and what I've come to is a nation-state created by autonomous AI based on Americans that's called U5A: Alpha New Merica
ArtDecoSunburn: @taliesinskye Thank you for your service in the unholy hell of IP law. How often do you deal with troll post office boxes in Texas?
Jay_Blanc: Has Durandal spoken to you yet?
Akaiatana: The story is epistolary?
hyalopterous: Doors, yes
Jay_Blanc: Doors *AND* Stairways.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Gekyouryuu Would it have internal borders based on what the AI thinks is sensible, or what the AI thinks Americans would use to divide their borders?
AugmentingPath: Janus is indeed Roman
TXC2: yeah Janus is Roman
ButButTheJesus: I learn so much here
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, it reminds me of Red Dwarf where like *everything* had it's own unique AI
TehAmelie: is Janus an original Roman content? i can't imagine what Greek god he'd be a copy of
ArdCollider: I have seen a couple refs to Joy, who I assume is Joyeuse, of the same steel and temper as Durandal and Cortana.
AugmentingPath: @TehAmelie he is, yes. I think he's maybe pre-Estruscan
ArtDecoSunburn: @Laserbeaks_Fury A multiplicity of AIs is such human take
TehAmelie: funky
ArtDecoSunburn: Yes. They were Carolingian myth.
hyalopterous: Durandal was Roland's sword
ArdCollider: Durandal was the sword of Roland the paladin
ArdCollider: who worked for Charlemagne
TXC2: like all the Paladin
ArtDecoSunburn: They were the weapons of Karl der Grosse's companions in later myth. His paladins.
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds good to me.
ButButTheJesus:
Vinewood_OG: How's the rent?
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're going to have thoughts, and also see other people's thoughts as we click on their head
Astra7525: I wasn't under the impression that they were in hibernation were they?
ArtDecoSunburn: Dubiously habitable? Is that much better than Earth?
Jay_Blanc: Remember, don't make any noise or someone will come kill you. Also, everything you do makes noise. Probably best to just stand still.
TXC2: "tens of thousands of people chose to go live on a dubiously habitual rock.... and that rock turned out to be Utah"
TXC2:
GirlPainting: Listen! Strange woman, laying in ponds, distributing swords, is no base for any goverment!
raulghoulia: "we?"
Juliamon: Also if this is your first time, cw: moths
DoodlestheGreat: Well, that's the fun in it.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Like Moses wandering the desert for forty years to end up in the only part without oil.
Brozard: That was quick
ButButTheJesus: My current focus has been ignore valuables, acquire salvage
Astra7525: I wish the game ran under Linux, since I threw out Windows.
Juliamon: uhh
GirlPainting:
iconicshadow89: welcome to pre-death
hyalopterous: Dang, that was fast
ButButTheJesus: suddenly, death happened
raulghoulia: some hose
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TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn to be fair to Moses, the clean water nearby was more important at the time
ArdCollider: the coordinate pad lets people know where you are.
Laserbeaks_Fury: So that Shotgun got *two* people killed
Boiler_bot: Dang
Brozard: oh nooooooo
ButButTheJesus: ohhhhhhhh
MWGNZ:
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Boiler_bot: Ahh
Jay_Blanc: What you did wrong there was you had hope. You should stop having hope.
ArdCollider: (I think it may only let the person holding the other one know where you are, though, not sure)
Brozard: Reminds me of the time James had done that playing with Funko
Astra7525: Are they cabled or wireless headphones?
TXC2:
ALL headphones need an R and an L on them
Vinewood_OG:
GirlPainting: the entithicys of a rage quite
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Pesky clean water requirements. The hydraulic despots of the empires back East (Babylon, Egypt, etc.) just did it all no mater how murky the water or the irrigation channels.
Laserbeaks_Fury: ooph
Astra7525: okay...
JKBalch: @TXC2 Bright light up letters on the outside please
Strebenherz: Okay but props on senheiser, that's a great brand
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nice of them to let you gaze longingly at the loot you lost
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TehAmelie: classic rookie mistake from Moses, settling your civ without checking where oil and uranium and that good stuff is going to show up later
Brozard: I should really save up for some
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, I use Sennheisers. Most comfortable headphones around.
Akaiatana: Audios, losers
Kid_Amn: time to bully some nerds
TXC2: Miday
GirlPainting: i had a 10€ headphone for about 13 years untill it disintegrated on me ^^
ButButTheJesus: Mida wooooo fight the powah
mwlsn: I've got a pair of wireless Sennheisers that are... probably 10 years old? And still work and hold charge, which I consider fairly remarkable
ArdCollider: there's been sponsored kit queue changes, yeah
hyalopterous: Runnah break some windows
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait *the* MIDA, famous for it's Multi-tools?
DoodlestheGreat: Sure.
Astra7525: Still on "Kill runners" mission?
ArdCollider: I went 11 years on a pair of Sennheiser HD280pro cans that were basically the Cans of Theseus when I finally went "no that's too much damage"
ArdCollider: *the* MIDA! who did a bunch of shit on Mars and are now sort of the New IRA of MIDA on Tau Ceti.
ArdCollider: ("_gantry--" "--*Space Kneecap.* "Yes. Space Kneecap." --graham, me, graham)
TXC2: Man It's Dark Ahead
TehAmelie: maybe they're building up to be called MIDAS
macbody2: Bang & Olufsen Beoplay H100 - costs alot both low key worth it....
ArdCollider: a friend of mine is convinced that _gantry is controlled opposition.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you ever wonder how many other Runners out there might be a copy of your conciousness?
Astra7525: What was Mandalore's joke? Maybe "Mida!" is the thing they yell before hitting offworlders
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did...was that the Announcer neging us?
TehAmelie: the announcer is taking sides eh
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury Assert: You are encouraged.
Jay_Blanc: @Laserbeaks_Fury It's somehow more comforting to just assume all of the other runners are a copy of your consciousness.
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury it felt more like being to told to do self affirmations
DoodlestheGreat: Knife time, knife crime.
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Dying makes u better, and you have gotten *a lot* better"
Brozard:
Astra7525: it keeps happening
TXC2: it's ok Cameron
iconicshadow89: I’ve done that
ButButTheJesus: grenades in games can be problematic
Astra7525: Those grenades explode on contact?
Laserbeaks_Fury: And that's why I *never* used Tripwire mines as a Hunter
TXC2: the stupidest you've been so far
GirlPainting: i wouldn´t say that a split second mistake qualefyes for being stupid
ButButTheJesus:
MWGNZ: might be trying to avoid being locked in to the animation?
DoodlestheGreat: If that was you optimized for success, I'd hate to see you optimized for failure.
Astra7525: Did you see that your kill runners mission states that you need to use precision damage?
BraveOthello: Wouldn't optimizing for failure just be taking 0 equipment and running into every open area?
Akaiatana: I dopn't play the game. Could the kill style be a form of victory dancing?
Astra7525: Is that snipers?
Astra7525: ah okay
TXC2:
sure hope this game gets some other loading screens soon
Laserbeaks_Fury: It really feels like the corps are spending so much resources making Shells and free kits for what thye are actually recovering
Boiler_bot: moff
TehAmelie: that moth must be so well fed by now
Jay_Blanc: You think they would have put the brain somewhere else in the Runner's body than the head.
ArdCollider: she also has some terrifying fairy tales that seem very aimed at you personally.
JKBalch: Maybe don't worry about it, but also how many teeth are you supposed to have in your head?
hyalopterous: Okay, now the announcer is negging
Laserbeaks_Fury: A Repressor doesn't silence your shots, it just make people forget they heard shots fired
TehAmelie: i imagine her going like "you'd be prettier if you hit more of your shots"
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury and then remember them all at once when they're trying to fall asleep
Astra7525: success!
JKBalch: Whoo
TXC2: all right!
ButButTheJesus:
hyalopterous: Gottem!
JKBalch:
blastedman: certain death or. . . perfect bait?
DoodlestheGreat: Why not both?
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you shoot through any of this glass?
DoodlestheGreat: Camping the exit?
Scarbble: o hi
Astra7525: the damage indicators are confusing me
OldUncleDan: "
OldUncleDan: "Play More with Claymore!"
TheMerricat: Was that Durandal?
Astra7525: I don't think Durandal would accept any kind of "us"
Jay_Blanc: No. You'll know when it's Durandal.
JKBalch: No
BraveOthello: Plus IIRC Durandal/Thoth should be on a 10,000 year walkabout right now
JadedCynic: yeah, just there.
Joalni: Yup, heard that.
blastedman: time for the thrill of the hunt
JadedCynic: like three running steps slowing to a walk (and going quiet)
Jay_Blanc: @BraveOthello That's a different then to this now.
BraveOthello: Oh is that timeline not the main one?
blastedman:
its all the main one and all not the main one 
TheMerricat: So I'll accept it wasn't Durandal, so who WAS it that said that to us? The "No one can hear us, even when we scream" line
blastedman: Joy I think was the colony AI right from the trailer or something
BraveOthello: @blastedman If that the real answer that's frustratingly ambiguous
UncannyJimjams: Of course, the Nine
blastedman: @braveothello the more accurate answer is the main character more or less transcends "timelines"
blastedman: so thats why it doesnt matter
Jay_Blanc: Durandal thinks it's precious when humans try to understand temporal complexities with their little flesh brains.
Gaelan_Maestro: im trying out bone conductive earphones and i can hear cam in my brain XD
TXC2: no fives? not filling up that prime number?
blastedman: what like the number of fingers on our disgusting human hands?
blastedman: of course not
BraveOthello: Nope, they like mythically significant numbers
JadedCynic: wait, was that...Elias Toufexis whispering "Be mindful of our escape"?
JadedCynic:
*checks IMDb* oh, yeah "Void" and "Rook" 
TXC2: this announcer as a very EVA from Command and Conquer feel to it for me
JadedCynic:
(I recognize that rasp anywhere 
)
Akaiatana: "Two minutes can be a very, very long time." - Cameron, on another stream some time ago.
OldUncleDan:
Given the name, I'm assuming this all takes place in Ancient Greece? 
TheMerricat:
hyalopterous: GG
blastedman: bro was hunting
JadedCynic: @OldUncleDan in a manner of speaking, yes.
mwlsn: did we win?
TheMerricat: Did he watch us extract?
Astra7525: Did you know someone was close?
Astra7525: I didn't hear shit
TXC2: mwlsn we escaped, which is close enough
OldUncleDan: They like to watch!
JadedCynic: @mwlsn essentially yes - we got out with loot.
TXC2: They, chat
mwlsn: I should have /j'd that or something, or maybe just held off, sorry
blastedman: volt thrower also has the mega slow energy projectiles
TheMerricat: Can't lose what was never yours.
TXC2: mwlsn it's a legit question for some people
TheMerricat:
TXC2: !break
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Lord_Hosk: Breaks are for people who care about their mental and physical health as well as ad revenue....
blastedman: you can ad THIS revenue
mwlsn: @TXC2 for sure, my bad for not indicating
blastedman: jk i have turbo i dont get ads (pensive0
TXC2: mwlsn no worries
TXC2: blastedman that's the one liner you give before firing coin-shot out of a shotgun.
TXC2: anyway sleep times for me chat
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cameron
BraveOthello: Good night TXC2
ladypluto: hey all good while since i caught a live LLR Stream how is everyone doing?
blastedman: @txc2 thank you for recognizing my genius, good night
ladypluto: Cant see vod yet cuz ads but cooking steak for dinner C: hope everyone s doing good.
ladypluto:
ladypluto: wb cam
mwlsn: I was swapping my legs, but good night txc2!
ladypluto: water is good
ladypluto:
stay hydrated 
paronomasiac042: m'rathon
BraveOthello: Hydrate or diedrate
ladypluto: Cam time is best time
ladypluto: @BraveOthello @BraveOthello im gonna use that in the future thats a good one lol
ladypluto: this game looks trippy and bizarre. lol
blastedman: yeah its pure fight or flight its amazing
BraveOthello: @ladypluto I wish I could claim credit
ladypluto: i feel like that screen was my paralysis demon haha.
blastedman: you wanna feel ALIVE
Vinewood_OG: We have that at home
blastedman: which is funny, the game that makes you feel most alive is you embodying a silkworm shell as a disembodied consciousness
hyalopterous: I mean people do enjoy horror games
The_Freakazoid: is the unstable biomass just preserved poop?
ladypluto: @hyalopterous the one horror game that truly scares me, well, two, is one, real life, and 2nd, Amnesia Descent, no matter how many times i replay that game, the water in the basement scares me half to death
blastedman: upsetting that assassin can sprint with their cloak but rook cant with their masking protocol
Foxmar320: Hello Cam hows the hunting going?
Astra7525: CHinesium sniper rifles. Explode upon contact with the ground
ladypluto:
just blame the game 
hehe
ladypluto: love itself is hard
Juliamon: Who says you can't find love on the battlefield
Foxmar320: Wish I was even adequate enough at PVP to play this game lol
blastedman: @juliamon i had more people help me than kill me on sight yesterday doing solos and asking for help on some challenges
ladypluto: sorry for the stupid question but what game is this?
ladypluto: i kinda wanna try it now
blastedman: its a beautiful thing
adamshandy: Run complete!
adamshandy: well done
mwlsn: wow
Foxmar320: Wait Bungie put self res in this game but took it out of Destiny?! Warlocks should be pissed!
EvilBadman: Warlocks deserve what they get
Gekyouryuu: off topic, Cam, a Tumblr post I just saw that I think you'd like: Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have: 1) Boiled grain 2) Flatbread with various toppings 3) Flatbread wrapped around filling 4) Fried lean meat 5) Stew of fatty meat and starch 6) Fermented vegetable 7) Oily sauce 8) Aromatic herbs 9) Stimulant alkaloids 10) Alcoholic beverage
Foxmar320: Warlocks already suffer enough with Warlock jump
Brozard: Pineapple fried rice
Gekyouryuu: pizza?
BraveOthello: Oh pizza
Foxmar320: lol
7gorobei: you forgot bovine lactation in varying formats
Foxmar320: Vex milk?
Getter404: Starches in the shape of a bowl? Such needless eccentricity
Gekyouryuu: @7gorobei not all humans can consume, I assume
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hyalopterous: just throw it on the floor
OldUncleDan: Nile Red just did a video about turning fast food products into Cyberpunk-esque Kibble. Apparently it worked better than he inticipated.
TehAmelie: i want to have a well made soup in bread one time
Gekyouryuu: I'm having soft, chewy chocolate chip cookies and vanilla flavored milk. I feel so decadent.
7gorobei: @Gekyouryuu i debated widening it to ungulates but it seemed excessively fancy
BraveOthello: @Gekyouryuu Solvable with additional processing by microbial colonies
TehAmelie: can hardly get more materialist than a gun
Gekyouryuu: @TehAmelie I've heard some rifles are ANTI-materiel, though.
Foxmar320: Soooo muligan?
hyalopterous: bad time to reload
TehAmelie: the material-antimaterial reaction is strong
OldUncleDan: @7gorobei The ability to properly process Lactose was totally worth the Small Pox.
BraveOthello: @TehAmelie Sometimes even explosive
Foxmar320: You can't make me go back!
7gorobei: @OldUncleDan gotta have my icream, non negotiable
Cptasparagus: The Jonesian urge to put it in a museum
BraveOthello: The difference between ruined buildings and buildings that look like someone lived here yesterday is huge
Foxmar320: Are we stuck in a time loop
BraveOthello: There's precedent in the series for jumping timelines for fun and stopping the end of the world
UncannyJimjams: I say this with no hint of sarcasm, is the MIDA Multitool in Marathon?
VorlonScout: Same. Though the Marathon Story site was very much my thing at the time
Foxmar320: What about the Mida Mini Tool
UncannyJimjams: Okay, hell yeah! I loved that exotic in Destiny, so I'm glad a form of it has returned again
TehAmelie: i'm reminded of Eve Online, where they first colonized an alien galaxy through a wormhole, and it closed so they had no connection to OG human civilization, and then their civilization crashed too, so you enter the game at basically humanity's attempt 3
emmaInProgress: if you store the drugs inside your body, they don't take up precious inventory space
TehAmelie: not that you do a lot of archeology. there's just some fun bits of flavoring like the wolf being considered a "mythical beast"
JadedCynic: The FBI director used to endorse NOT using drugs....but, well, look at the *current* FBI director - I don't think we need an explicit endorsement at this point...
Foxmar320:
moist_but_crunchy: Those things make terrifying sounds
JadedCynic: "I leave gifts of my personal stash of booze"
hyalopterous: Dude is giving out branded bottle of booze
Boon_33: Dude got a FBI driector Ka$h branded burbon bottle stolen when he was at quantico training center.
JadedCynic: We went from administrations at least PRETENDING to be upstanding beacons to be emulated by the world (and hiding the liquor cabinet), to just a sad, unfunny rip-off of "The Office"
Foxmar320: Writes down "Live"
UncannyJimjams: On a scale of Halo Reach to 10, how likely are we to live?
moist_but_crunchy: nicely done
Foxmar320: Huh
UncannyJimjams: That's a bummer
JadedCynic:
I guess, 'third's time a charm' for them 
Foxmar320: This reminds me of when I used to play the Division. People camped exfil sites
JadedCynic: yeah, I just keep getting reminded of why I don't like multiplayer
Foxmar320: I like co-op multiplayer
Foxmar320: Let's fail together
JadedCynic: I mean, not even engaging with the game mechanics - take my loot, dangit. just people going into a MP experience with the intent of ruining others' gameplay. Deliberately ruining teammate's efforts in co-op; pointless griefing in pvp, etc.
Foxmar320: It's like when you save the good ammo for the final boss and then never use it
Arkroma: Can you trade with people?
iconicshadow89: Marathon = Hoarders: the game
Boiler_bot: @Arkroma Kinda?
EvilBadman: Man driving the price of magic singles up by putting every copy of Storm Crow in his vault
JadedCynic:
I don't think I can remember what using a Phoenix Down even looks like
Foxmar320: huh? Neat
Arkroma: Interesting. I know in fallout 76 part of the hording early on was gear trading
Foxmar320: Yeah you can still gift items in 76
Foxmar320: Just not crafted legendaries
Jay_Blanc: You're not high enough status to be allowed to sell things, that's just how hyper-capitalism works!
Gekyouryuu: "Knife to meet you" - item on the itinerary of a sentient kitchen object in a Pixar world.
hyalopterous: nighttime, knife time
Arkroma: @Foxmar320 Always felt like fallout 76 would make a decent crossing the streams game because chat could probably dump loot for them all at the vault lol
Gekyouryuu: @hyalopterous the opposite of "sun's out, guns out"
hyalopterous: Gotta drop that trap pack somewher
Foxmar320: @Arkroma Ive recomended it to G before. I have plenty of stuff saved I can give them.
EvilBadman: @Arkroma would be amusing to see them play itagain after they tried at launch
Jay_Blanc: I just realised that those 'Kill other runners' missions sure are a good way to prevent unionisation.
Foxmar320: @EvilBadman Agreed. It's a completely difffern't game now.
JKBalch: Whoo?
Astra7525: holy heck
Foxmar320: woah
JadedCynic: @Arkroma oh man! I'd gotten into it as 'another BethSoft sandbox' during Lockdown, and it was lonely and quiet (rarely saw another player, and only robot NPCs) then they did the 'homesteader' update and raiders and settlers came back, and that was something different...and then PLAYERS started to show up gradually. I ended up with a 'truck stop' base at an intersection of roads with free access to faciliites and free ammo (I was getting SO much). after a while I drifted away...
hyalopterous: BIG MONEY
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Astra7525: It do be like that sometimes
hyalopterous: Deserve got nothin' to do with it
hyalopterous: drop the trap bag there
Tiber727: Extraction games often aren't really about the best player winning.
TehAmelie: think of all the Ls we didn't deserve, sure it balances out
JadedCynic: I'd take people and help them finish quests, stay in back and mostly just support, but be ready to step in if they needed help, and I was enjoying it. And even then, I'd get people run up to me and just drop gifts at MY feet too - it was one of the nicest multiplayer communities I'd found
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Twilight_Spark: 62, less composite than it looks.
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Foxmar320: The 76 community is super friendly
JadedCynic: also, as much as I adopt the epithet of 'Carebear' willingly, I miss Nuclear Winter - it was VOLUNTARY pvp, everyone knew what you were signing up for, and it was a pretty fun battle royale
mwlsn: @Twilight_Spark wow, it really is, isn't it
Twilight_Spark: 31, stealth twin prime.
Foxmar320: Does North Relay have a Taco Bell?
JKBalch: We are the karmic retribution
Foxmar320: That wall is off gassing
TehAmelie: i'm not an expert on karmatron dynamics but i think it's pretty fake generally
JadedCynic: "Karmic Retibution" is the name of my Kid Rock parody band
Foxmar320: This is fine, everything is fine
hyalopterous: Knife time it is
hyalopterous: smoke em if you got em
JadedCynic: "Ha - my knife never runs out of ammo!" *shatters blade on plate carrier*
LoadingReadyRun: lockbox room, since you have a key?
LoadingReadyRun: oh whoops, I'm logged in
Coloneljesus:
Manitu_25: GG
ArdCollider: lol hi G
Diabore: hi graham
hyalopterous: Hi Graham
Foxmar320: Hello G
LoadingReadyRun: that feeling when you're the last runner
Mushbie: Nona :3
hyalopterous: Don't wanna lose, don't bring em
hyalopterous: lose em
JadedCynic:
good jerb on that haul, cam
Darleysam: Magnum: I will buy your replica model, but I will not use you in the game
JadedCynic: I'd rather take a cool weapon out and die and lose it to someone who's gonna use it, rather than it sit and collect dust in my armory because as awesome it is, it's not my playstyle...
hyalopterous: Was the best gun in og marathon
hyalopterous: you could dual wield them
OldUncleDan: What is the heat mechanic in the game?
LoadingReadyRun: I actually quite like the magnum but maybe that's because I wish it WAS a Destiny HC
Gekyouryuu: bringing good loot into a game like this = "well, at least whomever kills my assassin will get nice stuff. they'll have earned that."
dm818: It makes a very nice noise though
TheMerricat: So chat, don't kill me but... I wonder if anyone has considered speed running the map and triggering all the exfills (or as many as possible) so they can camp the last exfill point for kills and force everyone to come to them.
LoadingReadyRun: it'll one-shot Recruits (precision) so maybe I'm extrapolating that in a way that isn't useful
TehAmelie: was it Halo where the pistol was like ten times more powerful than advertised just because the devs loved messing around with it in deathmatches=
Foxmar320: I used to love HCs in Destiny but they kept nerfing them
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds fine.
Darleysam: there's a really good article today from the developer of Citizen Sleeper about how marathon's contracts generate stories
Darleysam: ah you saw it!
Darleysam: game rips
OldUncleDan: That Vandal look is quite... Savage.
dm818: I play too much thief and then when I play another class I'm like what do you mean I can't see through walls?
PenguinoRojo: does this game tie in with the original Marathon games at all?
drexciya808 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
drexciya808: Cam ‘Ron!
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hyalopterous: ayoooo
drexciya808:
never put your rod in the box 
ArdCollider: or Nona knows *exactly* how it works but she's asking you to field-test a jailbreak.
Astra7525: 5 ina single run is an ask
ArdCollider: I don't think that's canon but I do think it's something she would do.
Astra7525: bots count as runners for these contracts?
ArdCollider: since the fairy tale you get at one point explains that she made you in the first place.
OldUncleDan: So, I saw that one of the backpacks offered "Heat Capacity." What is the Heat mechanic in the game?
ArdCollider: heat is like Fortnite stamina
OldUncleDan: Okay! Coolio!
Cptasparagus: everything appears to be SEALed
ArdCollider: using your knife while you're running is less heat than having your gun out. rain helps manage your heat. standing in water manages your heat. crouching helps. etc.
OldUncleDan: As a Battletech/Mechwarrior enjoyer; Heat is always a scare word for me.
drexciya808: lookin good tho
hyalopterous: @OldUncleDan kinda similar, but less ammo explosions
drexciya808:
OldUncleDan: I adore the risk/reward balance via noise.
drexciya808:
TehAmelie: i guess that helps with vandalizing
drexciya808: Florida is still the best place to be mk
Cptasparagus: im really hoping Cam closed the shutters and forgot
SquareDotCube: I've been playing through the original Marathon trilogy and it would be very interesting if they decided to apply this artstyle to the first game
DoodlestheGreat: Needs to go on a diet.
drexciya808: autechresque
drexciya808: no! no disassemble!
DoodlestheGreat: Flash cards?
OldUncleDan: Be Aggressive? B! E! Aggressive!
drexciya808: ezclap
Cptasparagus: idk im seeing a lot of headshots
hyalopterous: ain't dead yet
KeytarCat: bc shooty fun?
drexciya808: clean
Snowwraith: The temptation of firing your gun is strong.
hyalopterous: ez come ez go
drexciya808: word
iamzensballs: I do indeed sympathize. Having stuff is... Gratifying.
Cptasparagus: i'm trying to decide between buying this or Saros, you and Adam are making both look fun
Darleysam: sure is
EvilBadman: Returnal is yes
The_Color_Twelve: It is
Cptasparagus: yeah it is
Cptasparagus: Returnal is an all time great
hyalopterous: Get one from Paul, he has 5
drexciya808: ^
dm818: UESC breachers
dm818: maintenance and AI uplink I think
dm818: is where I usually get the to drop
Cptasparagus: ooh I love the stubby horns
SquareDotCube: Might be an Oryx thing. (the artist, not the Taken King)
drexciya808: It’s dark and Hell is hot.
drexciya808: you got this gamer
shendaras: Vestigial, you say.
hyalopterous: Overconfidence is a slow and isidous killer
DoodlestheGreat: I gotta agree. Pride can get you to do some really dumb things.
TherapyforNarwhals: Bipedal? Featherless?
shendaras: I'm sure someone has written about pride's evolutionary benefits
Cptasparagus: clearly the Stargate aliens who influenced Egyptian mythology showed up
drexciya808: hell yeah
drexciya808: rip & tear
KeytarCat: That whole interaction looked terrifying
Boon_33: good stabbin
Boon_33: a true stabbist
drexciya808:
drexciya808: shit
ghyllnox: o7
convoyash: you handsome devil you.
Vinewood_OG: F
hyalopterous: Welp
DoodlestheGreat: Father Touchy is an interesting game.
ContingentCat: gesundheit
Cptasparagus: games I play tend to tell me "RTFC"
KeytarCat: The protagonist is what it does
Vinewood_OG: emergent
drexciya808:
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ArtDecoSunburn: So, Marathon, apotheosis of human experience?
Boon_33: thanks, byeee
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, James.
EvilBadman: and "graham stark"
ContingentCat:
thanks Cam 
hyalopterous: Checkpoint up yet?
DoodlestheGreat: @hyalopterous Not yet, soon.
Juliamon: They had it schedule for 2 episodes initially
Juliamon: love the ol' pubbage
DoodlestheGreat: The shootmans of shootmans.
Ashmantle:
TheAinMAP:
drexciya808: thank YOU
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem cam
ArdCollider: o7
drexciya808:
ghyllnox:
ghyllnox:
hyalopterous: G'night
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat: love you too, in that way
Anubis169:
Thankies for the cast 
TehAmelie:
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Get comfortable, let's dig into a board game for a while shall we? Game: Sunderfolk) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:06 from now).
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