The Long Game || Sunderfolk Ep 6

 TehAmelie: catching up on the last W+P
 TehAmelie: don't exactly know how i missed it live but it's great
  Juliamon: it aired earlier than usual
SaxPython: same Amelie, but my VOD backlog is back to highlights.  I'll get to W+P this weekend
  Juliamon: anyway I'm spending way too much time trying to identify Pokemon on toilet paper
SaxPython:   ??
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're all Pikachus, clearly.
 TehAmelie: i want to picture a toilet roll big enough to fit all the pokemans
 TehAmelie: there's like 8000 of them now, right?
  Juliamon: regardless of total number, there's only 79 in this
 TehAmelie: that's a reasonable number of sheets i think
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie That's why you buy the jumbo roll.
jessicaengle: Long Long Gaaaaaaame
TheAinMAP:   
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie At some point our Poke-diversity will surpass our biodiversity.
 Nigouki: hallo
 definenull: Good yawn
 rosesmcgee: You were gone?
 TehAmelie: *yawn*
 Strebenherz: welcome back nerds
 gualdhar: is James ok?
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jessicaengle: Welcome back
 NotCainNorAbel: well yeah
 Micalovits: Yes
 Nigouki: the TTSF was great though D:
 gualdhar: he's not blinking
GrathXVI: You were gone?
 definenull: Uhhh
 e_bloc: my object permanence
jessicaengle: Um
 maclaglen: I also ate, slept and used the bathroom on ocassion
 Nigouki: well there's the highlight
 definenull: HR?
 e_bloc: ain't no party like a goon party cause a goon  party needs Ben
 Nigouki: why Ben
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JollyEncouragingKimchiGivePLZ-mRAZ8OBubQFOK-wQ
jessicaengle: Hi?
 Nigouki: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Kl8AAOSw96Rhr6Z-/s-l1200.jpg
jessicaengle: 
 e_bloc: does that mean you can be henchmanning
hallkomp: Hello folks, how are we sundering...?
 gualdhar: please don't make it sound like Paul is in the bedroom chair
 e_bloc: and now we are all reincarnated as hamsters who have three female love interests
 ContingentCat: 
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 Nigouki: wow Cam got shot on this stream worse than on Talking Sim earlier
 gualdhar: the English degree? he used audiobooks
 paulthemapguy: Let's turn this chunderfolk into a wonderfolk amirite
 ArtDecoSunburn: Are we going to the Post Office again?
 paulthemapguy: #pushthedudes
 e_bloc: if you are ever unsure what to do, listen to your inner ben and "fuck dem kids"
 korvys: Wait, what monster doesn't have pickles on their big mac?
 reptile___: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LitigiousCautiousHummingbirdOSfrog-l0gEzhg4jhjGIpID
 paulthemapguy: *Maury Povich bursts into Serge's room "You are NOT the faller!"
 e_bloc: he wants to push you around
 Nigouki: the long tradition of sentai actors , just full on acting without a face
 paulthemapguy: Serge: "I'm a genius" Remy: yells in protest
 e_bloc: your long lost uncle
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
 Micalovits: Facebook
 Voidhawk42: Patreon
 ContingentCat: obviously Twitch is the best 
 Micalovits: Depends on if Elite is more toxic or more excluse
 paulthemapguy: Asking which platform has the best comment section is like asking whose poop smells the best
 codatski: @korvys Me unfortunately, and I never hear the end of it lol
 e_bloc: whichever one turns it off completely
 e_bloc: the only way to keep chat non-toxic is not to play
Bruceski: VV3 4R3 TEH 3L337 C0MM3N75 53C710N
 paulthemapguy: always clear your goo
 e_bloc: taking back goo day
 Micalovits: @Bruceski Oh god, my eyes
 Dog_of_Myth: Tell em Remy
chaostreader: wont the boom take out the new guys now?
 BraveOthello: Hey thanks for the notification twitch - not!
 Micalovits: See - He got rid of all the fire! Its all gone now
 Micalovits: Does pushing just delay it a turn?
 James_the_Dabbler: Yeah, this isn't "unlucky" this is an attack pattern
 Micalovits: Yea, no clue what the patter would be
 Voidhawk42: The pattern appears to be: everytime she fails to fester, try again
 Darkstorm257: I haven't played on M+K, but the input scheme on mobile is to click and drag your path, does that make it easier?
 Micalovits: New homie wont attack
 Voidhawk42: "Hide behind the pile of dead bards"
 CricketChirps: I've been enjoying this series with you all :3 Really glad you're all playing through the whole game.
 Voidhawk42: How close to dead is she?
  SergeYager: Thanks Cricket 
 TehAmelie: a Hail Mary move always works, if movies have taught us anything
 Micalovits: And a stream is sorta like a movie right!
 TehAmelie: i guess i gave away the ending of Project Hail Mary: everyone doesn't die
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 Micalovits: Yea, no clue about any festering pattern
adept_nekomancer: Enemy removal is a form of utility
 Voidhawk42: There's an old technique from D&D Online: Thousand Bladed Sword Ball. Aka, pile an entire Raid team of adventures up in a heap and spam all your skills until it dies.
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hatboozeparty: Maybe it's a number of turns kind of deal?
 Micalovits: Definitely feels like there is some sort of countdown before she does the first one
 Twilight_Spark: It's always been 3. Every year we've been married. On our wedding day. Please honey.
 Cptasparagus: new hair company, Just for Bens
 LurkerSpine: maybe it's just a turn limit?
 shendaras: Maybe it's higher prob. to go with number of turns?
 dagoth__ur_: lets go team
MWGNZ: no two things are not on fire
 dagoth__ur_: cheapest gas in the world now
 Vilun: don't you get an extra space swapping with Jordynne?
 SnackPak_:  fire
 Voidhawk42: Yeah, shove them back and fourth like a bully
 LurkerSpine: Honestly I think it's just kill her before turn X or whatever
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 Cptasparagus: Paul is actually in control of the fester
 e_bloc: why not both
 e_bloc: questionable
  Juliamon: Remy understands the annoyance
 Cptasparagus: Remy reporting you for looking up strats
 maclaglen: Kaboom!
 hatboozeparty: That's some goat damage
 Voidhawk42: Remy: have you consdiered: borking her in the head
 e_bloc: yeah its about time for that
 e_bloc: thats why you're the goat
   LoadingReadyRun: GOAT goat
 e_bloc: why do you know how babies fight
 Vilun: someone going down might actually be good. boss gets fewer actions between turns
   LoadingReadyRun: @Vilun sad but true
 e_bloc: expose the boss?  please, there are ladies present
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 foopoiuyt: 3 health.
 e_bloc: why is it bad that jordynne dies
 ContingentCat: get that protein
 e_bloc: don't forget to use the bathroom
 e_bloc: we're not stopping
 hatboozeparty: Pee vibe check with the group
 Cptasparagus: go piss sundergirl
 Voidhawk42: Handstand
 e_bloc: this aint death stranding
  Juliamon: also Checkpoint finally is up
 hatboozeparty: The Thinker
 gsyhiap: Come on serge, show some imagination!
  Juliamon: because I know I can't be the only one who's been waiting to hear LRR's take on the Gamestop Comedy Hour
 Strebenherz: i haven't kept up, gamestop comedy hour again?
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 Strebenherz: also "what's the vibe on peeing right now" is a hell of a line
 Cptasparagus: @Juliamon ive been sending all of the commentary to my friend who used to be a Gamestop manager
  Juliamon: if you haven't been following the Gamestop story this week... it's unhinged
  Juliamon: like on every level
 e_bloc: oh I'm gonna have to check that out
 Strebenherz: same.  I've uhh.  work, home, and windrose.  (And lrr)
 e_bloc: thanks for the heads up Juliamon
  Juliamon: tl;dr: the CEO wants to buy ebay, doesn't have a damn clue how money works
 Strebenherz: okay i heard about that, but only just the TL:DR, sounds like there's more nonsense to it
  Juliamon: did you know abt the interview
 e_bloc: that sounds pretty typically capitalism
  Juliamon: IT GETS DUMBER
 e_bloc: dumber than capitalism?  does not commute
 e_bloc: 
 Strebenherz: from the bare minimum of what i heard I mentally gave gamestop credit of "okay, they said to the press they were gonna buy up ebay to lap up some free publicity by people going "you can't do that, lol1"
 Strebenherz: lol!*
 Strebenherz: it sounds like they were *serious?!*
 SnackPak_: 
 JKBalch: Serge...
 SnackPak_: and thats worse
Thisbymaster: not serge safe
 ArtDecoSunburn: Hmmm.
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 drcthulu: cooming if you will
 ContingentCat: lol Jordynne 
 gsyhiap: Is Graham Stark a "stupid mushroom"?
 gsyhiap: First try!
 SnackPak_: dont make eye contact
 Micalovits: Damn, James moving and shooting?
   LoadingReadyRun: So much festering going on that this might as well be the Addams Family
 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun in its second phase it sticks a light bulb in its mouth
 Darkstorm257: I think enemies generally don't take movement actions if they don't need it to hit their target
 Voidhawk42: Dementor's can't swim, F- back to Azkaban!
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun 
 Twilight_Spark: 
 SnackPak_: 
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 Micalovits: Damn, Zerg rush all works
 MrSarkhan:   
 margieargie:    
 gsyhiap: 
 Strebenherz:   
letsbelgo: inc phase 2
 LurkerSpine: 100 Fungi foiled again
 abaddon2501: Woooooooooo
 Twilight_Spark: Somehow, the Sentinel returned.
 Twilight_Spark: Corrupted in morals maybe. Y'all gotta choose different political leadership.
 Larkonus: That hand looked... fairly human.
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 e_bloc: a double negative?  proof positive
 Strebenherz: serge
 Larkonus: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire." - Strong Bad - Serge
 drcthulu: Taco Blast
 gsyhiap:   
 7gorobei: crunchwrap ultimate
 drcthulu: Hulk Smash
 Micalovits: Smash or Pass?
  Juliamon: Lemme Smaaash
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShinySquareLocustWow-xOA8_CWM5OX0XY5E
 e_bloc: we gotta stop letting Serge listen to The Prodigy on earbuds during battles
 Larkonus: Come on [Insert Monster Name Here], lemme smash
 SnackPak_: oh yeah
 Twilight_Spark: Who doesn't like you, baka.
 SnackPak_: gottem
 Darleysam: 
 Twilight_Spark: The gift that keeps on giving.
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 e_bloc: its true, dehydration will kill you the fastest
 Twilight_Spark: Zuri has seen the fourth wall.
 Twilight_Spark: That grin.
 gsyhiap: Oh my
 Voidhawk42: Ben, do you know "Hyena facts"?
BrindleBoar: 
 e_bloc: I like games where the second act is a dating sim
 gsyhiap: 
 reptile___: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuspiciousSavoryLasagnaSquadGoals-EqN5pIeTNVo3fWM1
 Cptasparagus: Chirp reminds me of Ti'zo from Pyre
 SnackPak_: thats would have been a great bit
 MrSarkhan: 
 Larkonus: Jordynne and James are drift compatible, apparently.
  RayFK: Bullshit
  RayFK: Not true
  SergeYager: mods ban this troll plz
 definenull: gbye ben
  RayFK: Mods ban this inattentive streamer who's in the chat
  Juliamon: you both are mods, you  numptys
   Anubis169: No, and also No.
   Anubis169 goes back to sleep
 ArtDecoSunburn: Serge and Leroy Jenkins on farming adventures I would watch.
 KaleidoscopeMind: maybe it was like carbon dating
  RayFK: Serge "puffin-fucker" Yager
 drcthulu: Stuffin the Puffin
letsbelgo: Thats not nice
 Twilight_Spark: Puffin 'em up.
 Micalovits: Wait, so Ben has a chance with the Hyena
  RayFK: Blinkwell
 PipeSmokingOwl: @Micalovits The real plot
 ArtDecoSunburn: Post office?
 e_bloc: saving himself for the blowfish
 Twilight_Spark: GM railroading that story action.
 Strebenherz: @RayFK that made me laugh/snort, thank you.
 shendaras: Noo
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 Vinewood_OG: Quick put the ram sticks back!
 ArtDecoSunburn: The computer got overheated with all the prospect of puffin romance.
 e_bloc: some of the things Trent likes to do would be much easier in this universe
GrathXVI: It's the final act-down
 Micalovits: I think not unlocking all the city upgrades is okay
 definenull: after the credits: "welcome to the post-game, now the game truly begins"
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 ArtDecoSunburn: @definenull A man steps out and introduces the "Sunderfolk Initiative."
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 62MGcobra: so over in this other village...
 e_bloc: you could go deep on this
  Juliamon: Non-furred animal
 Twilight_Spark: Like a mink or a weasel or something like that.
 MrSarkhan: LMAO
  RayFK: Holy shit that's a banger joke
  RayFK: A+ Serge
 spethycakes: Ahhh, the Biblically-Accurate Scalie
 ContingentCat: Very not biblical
 e_bloc: its literally the first chapter
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VictoriousEnticingBeanPoooound-feEzYV7nMALg296h
  Juliamon: ah, cutscene
 Nigouki: time for Gamera
 e_bloc: reverse chrono trigger
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlertVivaciousTardigradePunchTrees-eoIp7guHhaqquj26
ekplayscards: omg look it's some of my favorite people ever
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 Micalovits: Jumpscare!
 KaleidoscopeMind: satan was a scaley?
 ArtDecoSunburn: I like the implication that Jordyne's "Bible friend" is a sentient book of scripture, three feet tall with cartoon hands and feet.
 drcthulu: Goat
 Micalovits: Uhhh... A Snake?
 Vilun: serpent
 ArtDecoSunburn: According to Milton, Satan is mostly just a contrarian. "That Guy."
 MrSarkhan: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Serge is majorly contributing -- he seduced that puffin and everything.
 Strebenherz: puff that puffin
 SnackPak_: I wanna feel the heat with somebody
 e_bloc: I imagine they're just doing the ric flair strut
 Micalovits: More friends!
 ArtDecoSunburn: Seeing the glowing hexagons reminds me of a dream I had last night, where all wargaming, videogaming, and miniatures were based on septagons. Everything had seven sides, and any games with squares, octagons, or even shapes were complete bombs on the gaming market. "I wouldn't even know how to fight without a seven-direction battlefield" the LGS owner said in my dream.
 SnackPak_: big damage
 Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn that's a hell of a dream and a hell of a quote
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz I'm on some recent medications that wake me up suddenly from REM and cause me to remember intense dreams.
 Vilun: that's counting, not maths
 Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn fair, good luck with the new stuff
   LoadingReadyRun: @Vilun counting is math. It's just +1 over and over again
 rosesmcgee: He's a rascal
BrindleBoar: just make your save
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Thanks. At least it makes for interesting water cooler dreams. Last week Eleanor Roosevelt and I fought pirates on a sea of vanilla pudding. Over the weekend I was a high-priced "lawyer" in a world where trials consisted of elaborate versions of the card game "War."
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 Micalovits: Does say Hidden objectives
 Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn may i share those?
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 reptile___: you got a popup saying something is watching you, so I'm guessing the hidden objective is it appearing when you activate the thing
 Strebenherz: also both of those just sound anime as hell in a good way @ArtDecoSunburn
RavenHillbrookInc: how many oils have walked us off ledges?
 e_bloc: I glanced that and read 'hug the tree'
 e_bloc: I believe in hoppothy
 Micalovits: So so many
RavenHillbrookInc: oh spoilers
BrindleBoar: ew a human
RavenHillbrookInc: im out
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz What do you mean? I'm not sure I recommend the experience of multiple vascular pills that give you wild dreams. Though I found funny the one where I was Squirrelo, the Rodent Zorro, on vacation in San Francisco.
 Vilun: what game did he fall out of?
 e_bloc: they have feelings too
 Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn "may I tell a friend the story of those dreams"  I mean
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Ha! Of course. Funny dreams are meant to be shared. Like when I was a paint salesman in a land of completely color blind talking dogs. "Explain this red."
 Strebenherz: Oh no.  That'd be interesting
 MrSarkhan: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz "Red as a color is the same as the feeling of chasing a stick." The dogs all nodded in appreciation and I sold six gallons.
 Strebenherz: That's..  an apt description
 Strebenherz: Or like "We see it as the color of sunsets, the color of blood, of rust and sales, of things that go fast"
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Nicely put. I don't imagine I was as polished or articulate in this dream. Though in one dream in April I was. I had to improvise all the lines to a one-man opera where I acted all the roles of the Roman Second Triumvirate. For Lepidus I had to do falsetto.
 Micalovits: Big smash
 e_bloc: Jordynne with the big Rocky IV energy
 Micalovits: All upside!
 MrSarkhan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ContingentCat: 
 MrSarkhan: the loot!!!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn that's astounding
  Juliamon: it was an "interlude"
   LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn I read a book a while ago with aliens landing on a planet. Most are colorblind but a few have color vision. They're hiding in the forest and one of the color vision ones is like "everyone can see us, we're a totally different color from the trees"
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun do you remember what the title was?
 Strebenherz: fire!
 maclaglen: FIRE!
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 definenull: moonbase mk 3?
 e_bloc: it was me all along
 Micalovits: That post office is never getting upgraded is it?
 e_bloc: they're mailing it in
  Juliamon: What do we need a post office for, anyway? We seem like a pretty tight-knit community that hasn't had the best luck with other communities
 Strebenherz: oh dang.  chiiirp
 Dog_of_Myth: Remy has thoughts
BrindleBoar: stonks
 Micalovits: Oh no
 gsyhiap: Aww
 e_bloc: I feel like we could have had it all
 Vinewood_OG: Yo, you got dat fiyahh?
 Strebenherz: oh no
 gsyhiap: He's not really your uncle, and not really your friend either
BrindleBoar: smash cut to Peryll doing lines of shadowstone
 Micalovits: I want Peryll to secretely be the big bad so we can murder him
 Strebenherz: smash cut to jordynne batman swooping down on peryll
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 IanAllenBird: 
roastbeefsandwitch: Best Long Game? hard to beat the craziness of Hero Quest
 KaleidoscopeMind: and even MORE fire
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BrindleBoar: 
 foopoiuyt: Dumb things in the video game industry? How unusual
 Micalovits: This game looks amazing
 NotCainNorAbel: Bonus Stream == New Event
 e_bloc: oh hell yeah
 Lord_Hosk: How is Ben's LED shining off Jordynne's face halfway across the continent?
 e_bloc: his stream of this game was great
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ContingentCat: Everyone's dream
 ContingentCat: 
 maclaglen: peace!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 spethycakes: Thanks for streamin' 
 MrSarkhan: I love watching books
 ContingentCat: Thanks all 
 gsyhiap:  📚
phoenixfeather14: Thanks for the stream! Have a great evening! 
 Strebenherz:   
chaos5896: Thanks for doing what your do LRR crew and mods!
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