TXC2: title change!
RockPusher: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3375: "I just was... readin' shit..." —Beej [2016-09-07]
RockPusher: As one does
TheMerricat: Chat, I'm so chill that I'm going downstairs to warm up some homemade chili.
TheAinMAP: Signal.
TXC2: CONTACT
RockPusher: TheMerricat that sounds nice
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RockPusher: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #396: "Being shot by a laser wasn't part of the efficiency." —Paul [2015-07-01]
RockPusher: The lasering will continue until efficiency improves!
TXC2: RockPusher said the optometrist
TXC2: going left down
mtvcdm: Yo
TXC2: hello mtvcdm
RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #3103: "Why do you love THEM?!" —Heather, to Beej, referring to Chat [2016-08-03]
TheMerricat: Fair. Fair.
RockPusher:
Heather is wise to question chat 
TXC2: TODAY!
kingandcommoner: Beej is invisible today
mtvcdm: Heather, Paul, and Bucket
RockPusher: Toe to tip, that's a Beej
TXC2: hello Heather, Paul and 100% actual Beej
Samurai_bill: Yeah that's how I remember him
MrVirite: @mtvcdm it's pronounced bouquet
TXC2: !clip
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ThorSokar: I can't tell the difference!
kingandcommoner: Did Beej say he liked Peppy's new voice or something?
RockPusher: Your Husbando is Trash‽
Vinewood_OG: And I thought I liked getting trashed.
TXC2: pronouncing it so incorrectly it becomes correct is basically how English formed.
LordZarano: "I'll just call it [correct pronouciation]" was a very good joke
RockPusher:
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AutonomousZed: Discord is down thank goodness chillpoint is here!
DoodlestheGreat: Like I said in the comments, "Don't blame the plamer, blame the plame."
SocraticMethod: The most known Ian M. Banks book: the Playmer of Playmes
Strebenherz: @Juliamon so i watched the checkpoint. you weren't joking about gamestop bein a bit unhinged
mtvcdm: Look, who among us hasn't wanted to romance a frog
BraveOthello: Something seems off about Beej today
TamaraLesbianQueen:
@mtvcdm I mean yeah all those princess kissing a frog stories 
BraveOthello: Awfully quiet
Kibbik: Has Beej done something different with his hair today?
SocraticMethod: Slippy look like he need to touch stove multiple times to learn it's hot
TheMerricat: It's becoming viral on the socials, for the past week I've gotten like twenty different videos of people 'raiding' a Scientology building and being chased out.
RockPusher: Pedantic‽ Us‽
mtvcdm: There's a running joke that Tom Cruise is the final boss
Akaiatana: They need to run into a room in the scientology building and have credits roll.
accountmadeforants: Maybe they have multiple categories and like... even if then don't hit the 100% they can still hit the FourthFloor%
ThorSokar: I assume the success state is they rescue one of the slaves that is chanied up inside?
RockPusher: A book you say? You could base a cult off that!
DoodlestheGreat: The win condition is getting at least one person to leave Sciemtology for good.
kingandcommoner: @mtvcdm Patently false. John Travolta is the enforcer
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm Tom Cruise is too face forward to be the final boss, he's a miniboss at best.
Strebenherz: unveil cult
SocraticMethod: @DoodlestheGreat They are doing negative progress then lmao.
TXC2:
to be fair, the aliens part of Scientology is like the least objectionable part of Scientology
TheMerricat: @TXC2 100%
RatherLargeToad: sounds like a good way to get hurt or worse
accountmadeforants: The Vatican is also its own country
RockPusher: The Swiss Guards I'm sure will be absolved of their sin of shooting your ass.
Manae: Or that one XKCD what-if: you would die if you tried to swim in a nuclear storage pool. Not from radiation, but from getting shot
accountmadeforants: Scientology is *supposedly* at least required to hold themselves to US law (for whatever that counts)
TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants In the US at least. That's one of the reasons why they have a whole repurposed oil tanker to send 'volunteers' since it's in international waters.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Didn't the maze change?
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Oh yeah, I was specifically talking about the context of the speedruns. Don't they also have some kinda prison camp?
RockPusher:
I would be on board with Fight the Future returning sporadically as the host whims strike like we get gifted with Endorphin Reports when Cynthia watches something and wants to talk about it 
SocraticMethod: I read the plot summary of the Maze Runner series and it gives impression that the first book is completely disconnected from the rest
Laserbeaks_Fury: You have to tear down the old building to get rid of the alien ghosts
niccus: so it becomes a roguelite?
Laserbeaks_Fury: the true bane of SPeedrunning is RNG.
Akaiatana: "How would they do" would be self-evident
RockPusher: Yes
PipeSmokingOwl: LOTR
RockPusher: Pillars of the Earth
PipeSmokingOwl: has many
ghyllnox: Star wars
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Scan the taint.
RockPusher: Animal Farm
RubikDarkwill: Dune
AutonomousZed: Metro 2033
Akaiatana: Lies of P
archivists: Doom
SocraticMethod: Pillars of the Earth
Strebenherz: !findquote taint
LRRbot: Quote #2582: "You successfully disable it, in the sense that it is no longer enabled... because it is in your taint." —Paul, to Beej [2016-05-20]
accountmadeforants: The Invincible
Laserbeaks_Fury: When do we get out Lone Wolf games
Vinewood_OG: They made a couple telltale games based on The Expanse
archivists: Poland
archivists: specifically
Laserbeaks_Fury: there were some HHGTTG games
Snowwraith: There was a Polish TV show a long time ago apparently.
accountmadeforants: The Invincible is based on a sci-fi book from 1964
kingandcommoner: He was local and sold the rights cheaply because he didn't think the games would take off
mtvcdm: It's always morning somewhere
AutonomousZed: 1pm mornings
archivists: those books are very good
SocraticMethod: @Vinewood_OG ARen't those close to the TV series?
TheMerricat: And then he was pissed off the games did well and he had sold the rights for a flat rate instead of royalties, and sued the devs.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Slip'ry
TXC2: "Bank of American says...." (takes off headphones)
Vinewood_OG: @SocraticMethod Yeah they are pretty inspired by the show.
DoodlestheGreat: A Putz at B of A. They have so many.
RockPusher:
A guy who would benefit from R* charging more for GTA6 thinks R* should charge more for GTA6! 
RockPusher: [cries in NZD]
SocraticMethod: He's not wrong, 70$ is the new normal.
RatherLargeToad: Why stop there. GTA now costs the same as a car!
DoodlestheGreat: I think B of A would be doing a favor to the banking industry if they started paying their analysts in Green Stamps.
TheMerricat: FML that I still only get games for 'free' from Humble Choice.
SocraticMethod: Having a massive game being 80$ would normalize it
Vinewood_OG: Even I'm boycotting it at this point. Union busting... crunch sweat shop... Benzies in the files... Piss off, Rockstar.
mtvcdm: @TheMerricat Outside of Epic I think we're pretty past the era of decent games getting a free phase.
accountmadeforants: Honestly my favourite part of his analysis that I see far too few people talk about is "the industry, which is perceived as struggling". Ah yes, the video games industry is *struggling*, I see.
TehAmelie: guess i've been out of the "buy A-list games at launch" game for a while cause i would not pay 50 bucks for a game
RockPusher:
People like them… you know. Analysts! 
Akaiatana: They try to forecast games but didn't predict Risk of Rain
mtvcdm: When a Steam sale comes along I give myself a budget of 20, maybe 25 dollars and that generally gets 3 or 4 games off my wishlist.
SocraticMethod: @accountmadeforants It is! The Investor money has disappeared and the layoffs have accelerated
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm See through Humble Choice isn't 'free games' it's "Games we made a deal with a publisher to package into monthly bundle that costs ~$120 a year" Which means good games do eventually get included, just rarely at launch. Diablo 4 was in this month's Humble Choice.
TXC2:
mtvcdm mine's down to £10
Laserbeaks_Fury: Games are this weird space, because it's not really "Will you pay $80 to play this game" it's "Will you pay $80 to play this game day 1, or wait for a sale."
LordZarano: Maybe someday Silksong will be real
Wolfstrike_NL: Good point Beej
SocraticMethod: @Laserbeaks_Fury Unless it's a Nintendo first partly, to be pendantic
TheMerricat: Sure stringent rules, in the SEC, in TODAYS world. Sure.
Akaiatana: I feel like Beej's laughter is especially canned today.
mtvcdm: @TheMerricat Ah, yeah... with Humble I make myself a rule that I won't go in on a bundle unless there are three games I want and do not already have.
ThorSokar: yea, "we" here is him, and his holdings of Take2, so he can pump & dump, and make money off suckers
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm Yeah, till I get a job the only bundle I'm in on is the monthly Choice bundle. The rest of them are mostly games I already have or games I wouldn't buy anyway, or games that really aren't that discounted.
SocraticMethod: Vibe-stockbrokering
TXC2:
SocraticMethod so stockbrokering then?
SocraticMethod:
@TXC2 thatsthejoke.jpg 
TheMerricat: The thing that we should probably also consider is this sort of analyst is basically a fortune teller and the only time people listen to them is when they say what the folk want to hear _OR_ they actually have a good track record predicting things... which our BofA shill doesn't really have.
RubikDarkwill: That is raising my the cost, not the be value
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can't help but imagine Take Two on the side wildly gesturing to stop talking about AI
Strebenherz: absolutely laughable words.
SocraticMethod: There's no way Tesla would keep it's valuation if stock market wouldn't be vibes, organic or algorithmic
ContingentCat: I think that's implied yeah
gnyrinn: "AI will create value for gamers" Listen Bank of America. If you need more people to talk nonsense about the video game industry, I'm available for part-time work.
TheMerricat: "Strauss Zelnick: "Generative AI has zero part in what Rockstar Games is building" with GTA 6"
SquareDotCube: I tune in and I see we have a guest appearance of someone's waifu
TXC2: normal game AI, vs BS grift "Gen AI"
kingandcommoner: The number of times people say AI and mean "an algorithm" is ridicuolous
Strebenherz: A calculator is not the same thing as aiming a hose at a wall until the wall is gone
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Bad headline: " "This company's products have always been built with machine learning and artificial intelligence. We've actually always been a leader in the space, and right now we have hundreds of pilots and implementations across our company, including within our studios. And we're already seeing instances where generative AI tools are driving costs and time efficiencies.""
kingandcommoner: What do you mean? We've have hoverboards since 2013!
MrVirite: See also: RayTracing (Light) vs RayTracing (collisions) reeee
SocraticMethod: We are using AI, but _good_ kind of AI, like us pls
RockPusher: the eternal frustration of the general public using language in a way that lacks nuance
mtvcdm: A couple nights ago I went through my entire Steam featured page, clicked through games one by one, and hit ignore on every single one with an AI disclosure section.
TheMerricat: @SocraticMethod Not really, the next paragraph is him stating that Rockstar has used zero gen AI for GTA6 and everything is handcrafted.
RockPusher:
Heather did a silly
Juliamon: The grift continues to evolve
ThorSokar: no, they gotta move on the the next grift!
Akaiatana: *Writes notes* Grass... outside.
Akaiatana: Pokemon go being under the Saudi umbrella may have things to do with it
RockPusher: Akaiatana but what if grass…… inside?
TXC2:
Outside seems nice, until you find out the weather and allergens are also there
maclaglen: @TXC2 also, people
TXC2: maclaglen yes
RockPusher: you got free pizza at the library‽
PipeSmokingOwl: Bookit!
TheMerricat: Pizza Hut Bookit!
tsp397: That tactic still works on me.
ContingentCat: my library didn't have that
KaleidoscopeMind: the reading programs!
ThorSokar: Pizza Hut's BookIt promotion!
flyingPancake12: Bookit was the best
KaleidoscopeMind: sometimes schools did it too
TXC2: Pizza at the library sounds bad for the books
mtvcdm: My local Book It! gave me free pizza for every hour read and at six hours I got tickets to Six Flags.
TamaraLesbianQueen: nah i dont think I have ever seen/had a reading program
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would read books for free pizza now
KaleidoscopeMind: the pizza was the highest tier reward iirc
ThorSokar: Pizza Hut still does it here
mtvcdm: My whole family was *all about* reading my way to getting us to Six Flags.
KaleidoscopeMind: it might've been in french too
flyingPancake12: @mtvcdm that's wild. I would have gotten so many tickets to six flags lmfao
mtvcdm: Then it turned out we didn't really like Six Flags that much
TheMerricat: I rabidly consumed books, so I always maxed out the rewards in like the first week of the redemption period each time it refreshed.
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat He's rather conspicuous about claiming that the won't be GenAI in the final product but most common corporative use of genai is using Claude to code, Generate meeting stuff with Gemini, use ChatGTP instead of google, etc. Work vs Product
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod Which looks very good to investors
TamaraLesbianQueen:
only 300? Do a sticker for every pokemon there currently is
flyingPancake12: @SocraticMethod this exactly
ProcyonFlynn:
- howdy chat, Beej is looking different this week.
Akaiatana: Also Canada is famous for silly place names
TXC2: hello ProcyonFlynn welcome
RockPusher: Beej is made of trash *today*‽
TXC2: also A LOT of English place names are weird, even to the British
TheMerricat: @SocraticMethod Yes, of course. He's the CEO of Take 2. I trust him as far as I can toss him. But the argument that the headline is a bad one is false. The entire headline is what the CEO wants you to be assuming, that GTA6 was not made using gen AI. Regardless of whether or not they are obfuscating the truth is immaterial.
itmightbemikey: A Night on Dildo
mtvcdm: Everyone loves their holiday at Lesser Beeping Central
LordZarano: Historic sites in England are split, ~ half of them are National Trust, the other half are English Heritage. Which any particular historic site is under seems to be pretty much random
Vinewood_OG: Wanna split it?
SquareDotCube: nah it's stupid
TXC2: mtvcdm or at Sandy Balls lodge here in the New Forrest
RockPusher: but but half-cash, half-stock!
RockPusher:
mtvcdm: I wish we never found out
ContingentCat: yeah joke bids not ok generally not just at desert bus
itmightbemikey: That news interview was incredible. "Where is the moiney not accounted for in what you just told me coming from." "... I don't understand the question. Details are on our website."
Vinewood_OG: "It's on the website!"
mtvcdm: !bluesky
itmightbemikey: He was zonked out on that special Billionaire Ketamine
TheMerricat: So now folk are claiming he's playing 3d Chess.
DoodlestheGreat: Does the website have contact info on where he gets his weed, because his supplier is giving him the GOOD shit.
Vinewood_OG: @TheMerricat While eating the pieces.
mtvcdm: For which eBay would get a cut of it from the seller's fee
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just forgot he was on the GameStop account
TXC2: it's always 5D cheese gambits when the wealthy man slams his penis in car door, and never just they're the dumbest fucking people on earth
TXC2: *chess
mtvcdm: Like, newly, separately banned from what Paul is saying
RockPusher: TheMerricat the folk wisdom that CEOs are successful and therefore smart and practice next-level thinking is one of the more insideous drivers of our current times
Strebenherz: oh good their entire personality is based around being an idiot and wasting people's time
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh, I get it. He's losing bets and he has to do stupid stuff publiclly
ghyllnox: I wonder if my brain would also break if I were head of a failing company held up by Reddit speculation
TamaraLesbianQueen:
well they must be sdmart because they have all that money and meritocracy is real, right?
mtvcdm: "Cohen posted on X Wednesday night claiming that his eBay account had been permanently suspended. The post included what appears to be a screenshot of a message from eBay saying the suspension was due to activity the online marketplace believed was “putting the eBay community at risk.”
100viewbots: Kickstopped
TXC2:
TamaraLesbianQueen Meritocracy could be a real and it still wouldn't beat out nepotism
ThorSokar: gofundme is sadly for medical expenses
itmightbemikey: Penny Arcade had that campaign to not run ads, which is a sort of abstract thing and not producing anything.
Akaiatana: Let's get the banned back together
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Check the full interview, he admits that they are using "AI tool" for work, it's just asset generation that he disclaims. Unfortunately it's the same system.
TXC2:
ThorSokar isn't like the 4th largest medical insurer at this point?
RockPusher: Now PayPal acquiring eBay, that would be funny!
itmightbemikey: It goes up for a tiny bit of time, then drops down below where it was.
Akaiatana: The GME cult is probably buying in response
ThorSokar: @TXC2 I don't wanna think about it
TXC2: ThorSokar fair
SquareDotCube: It's where we got Beejstop.
CaptainSpam: Remember when all of this started with just spiting someone who shorted GameStop stock?
SocraticMethod: @Akaiatana They are always bying lmao, that 's the core tenet of the cult
Akaiatana: Well sure, but a public appearance of their pope likely sets them off more
Laserbeaks_Fury: Liquidation
TXC2: expertise in meme stocks?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit Heather, you beat me to the joke
TheMerricat: Ebay really needs to learn how to fail.
kingandcommoner: Their expertise in shilling out shelf space to anythign but their primary product
ThorSokar: I don't think GameStop has anything to offer anyone
SocraticMethod: gamestop doing well? Buy! gamestop doing bad? Buy! gamestop closing? It's leaner, buy buy buy!
SquareDotCube: yeah GME is doing this to get into the collector bullshit that's been happing the last few years
UnknownFriday: Gamestop today is what Radio Shack was 15 years ago.
mtvcdm: eBay has better gaming stuff than Gamestop does
Akaiatana: Calling Electronics Boutique "E-bay games" would be weird
ProcyonFlynn: At what point does "we want to do capitalist necromancy to get blood from a stone" start getting called out?
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kingandcommoner: Look, i I buy from gamestop I'm supporting a company not owned by one of my top 5 most hated billionaires
TXC2: !addquote (Heather) [now] Gamestop is just a Funkopops graveyard.
LRRbot: New quote #9575: "Gamestop is just a Funkopops graveyard." —Heather [2026-05-08]
saiarcot895: hostile takeover is a thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @UnknownFriday And they are being less good at it than Half-Price Books
Laserbeaks_Fury: GameStop invested heavily into stonks
mtvcdm: You're not even kidding though, Half Price Books DOES have better gaming merch than Gamestop
RockPusher:
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DoodlestheGreat: Fifth
TheAinMAP:
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saiarcot895 Yes, but there are requirements they need to meet to have that happen
TheMerricat: Chat, 64 was the first one or the second one?
TXC2:
"new" like Skyrim 
CaptainSpam: I mean, it still ultimately boils down to "buy out company from current owners". It's just that sometimes "current owners" is a bunch of people who own shares of it.
itmightbemikey: 2nd direct remake of StarFox 64, 4th remake of the Lylat Wars story
itmightbemikey: 5 out of 10 Star Fox games are The Lylat Wars
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 or Morrowind
ThorSokar: I would like a NEW StarFox, but apparently they're incapable of that
SquareDotCube: As I understand it, Zero would've been fine if it weren't for the ass motion controls.
radiowasabi2014: do a barrell roll!
Akaiatana: Heather Fox around and finds out
kingandcommoner: I think I would really like Star Fox if they wouldn't make the same game every time
itmightbemikey: @SquareDotCube Yeah, Assault and Command were both decent games
TheMerricat:
I really only played the SNES Starfox. 
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Why are ships coming out of the base?"
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Strebenherz: 14 years. just sayin'.
Foxmar320: Still waiting on a new Kid Icarus...
CaptainSpam: Remake F-Zero X, beef up the graphics, *give us the dang track editor already you monsters*...
RatherLargeToad: FZero is also an odd case since they also have a second, more popular, racing game with Mario Kart
DoodlestheGreat: F-Zero fans have the right to be SUPER salty. Like, cow lick levels.
kingandcommoner: weird Vtuber shit
JadedCynic: I've played both SNES Starfox and Starfox 64 - any claims "Starfox 64 is just a remake of SNES Starfox" is ignorant guff, and by that dubious logic, every Zelda game is "just a remake of NES Legend of Zelda"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Did it come out and it's REAL bad and now what they advertised?
kingandcommoner: (That was not a knock against Vtubers, just against this particular werid Vtuber shit)
ThorSokar: I thought the "face tracking" was extremely uncanny valley, but maybe that was just me
SquareDotCube: It was funny because while it looked fine initially, if you watched the avatars in the multiplayer demonstration it quickly went uncanny valley
RatherLargeToad:
is a free frog V tuber rig
SquareDotCube: Face tracking really only works if you set up multiple cameras
kingandcommoner: When will we see a lawyer accidentally zoom into court as Fox McCloud?
LurkerSpine: I wonder if they dropped it because it was leaked
JadedCynic: and yeah, the modelling is very 1986 'Howard the Duck' - mechanically impressive and fascinating, but aesthetically off-putting
LordZarano: Starwing and Lylat Wars. In PAL regions the first Star Fox game to be called Star Fox was Star Fox Adventures
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic 0.o
JadedCynic: (to me, YMMV)
DoodlestheGreat: @JadedCynic Feels more Rocket raccoon to me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube There's a reason they have so many dots on the faces of actors who are doing it for movies
niccus: falco came out better
SocraticMethod: "hyperrealistic puppet" is how I hear it's referred
NotCainNorAbel:
ProcyonFlynn:
the filter continues to amuse me
TheMerricat: Chat, do you think Slippy is slimy feeling?
Strebenherz: moist cockpit
JadedCynic: frogs are not ALWAYS glisteningly wet
RoastedGravy: Slippy is most certainly M O I S T
RockPusher:
JadedCynic people just did not appreciate the sexy times between Lea Thompson and an offputting duck suit movie
DoodlestheGreat: @TheMerricat If he's a healthy amphibian, he should be.
Kentosaurus: it's taking the joke to its natural conlcusion
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's his takeaway?
kingandcommoner: And you didnt' choose Leon?
ThorSokar: hey, Slippy's greased up and ready to go!
RatherLargeToad:
TXC2: and Paul was Correct, as usual
Strebenherz:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Yup
kingandcommoner: Leon is giving such bedroom eyes to Andrew in the character select screen
RatherLargeToad: the objectively correct choice
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, Heather.
Strebenherz: Slippy comes pre-moistened
kingandcommoner: Slippy had a grating voice and kept getting shot at
DoodlestheGreat: Slippy comes with DLSS turned on.
BusTed: "I thought I was a goner..."
pctjoe: lol slippy is the bottom choice
KaleidoscopeMind: is he a perpetual escort quest?
itmightbemikey: Peppy, the experienced vet, is the one who recommends barrel rolling
CaptainSpam: Slippy is a brilliant engineer. He's just a terrible Arwing pilot.
JadedCynic: @RockPusher I mean, yes I used to have a crush on Lea Thompson before seeing that film, but that's a seperate issue. I the modelling/suit/animation etc for Howard had me fascinated - to the point of ignoring the plot and events.
RoastedGravy: Someday we'll get a new non-remake Star Fox.
DoodlestheGreat: SWEDISH!
RoastedGravy: Not today, though
JadedCynic:
Heather with the galaxy brain take here 
Bruceski: The flowers in Mario Wonder are great in every language
KaleidoscopeMind: flashbacks to "get on the hydra's back"
CaptainSpam: Peppy Hare, originally voiced by one Rick May, the voice actor for TF2's Soldier. RIP Rick May.
DoodlestheGreat: Brazilian Portugese!
mtvcdm: Everyone always changes it to the Japanese voice lines. Nobody ever goes to the Portuguese or Korean or Greek voices
RatherLargeToad: Peppy replaced by the Swedish Chef
kingandcommoner: Peppy's voice gives me the smae whiplash as Alan Rickman's American accent in Die Hard
BusTed: It just had lots of paths
itmightbemikey: Not a long game, but three paths
ThorSokar: the main thing was it had several different endings
LurkerSpine: I'm surprised they didn't "remake" Star Fox 2
JadedCynic: yeah, old-school 'nintendhard'
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic -.-
TheMerricat: @CaptainSpam o7
BusTed: I thought it had like 2 endings, and the one was just the same as normal but with dialog from your father
CaptainSpam: @LurkerSpine I mean, they had to release it in the first place...
Juliamon: They did
LurkerSpine: @CaptainSpam It's on the SNES Classic
LurkerSpine: yep! for US at least
CaptainSpam:
@LurkerSpine Yeah, they had to do THAT first. Give it time, they might remake it yet.
DoodlestheGreat: Also, for the folks going "It's just for the furries," should understand if that was true, they'd have thrown in Krystal. :tf:
kingandcommoner: In other news, Steam is dong some actual work in keeping the Steam Controller out of scalper's hands
JadedCynic: aka "as much as we can wring out of you"
Thefluffiestguineapig: In the US you have to pay extra to play the old Pokemon game with dark Lugia on the classic 64 thing already
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner Will it work? Hopefully
JadedCynic: @kingandcommoner yeah, VALVe Support is an exemplar on how customer service is supposed to be done; they're AWESOME
kingandcommoner: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean, their tying it to your steam account AND making it so the accoutn has to have beena active before 4/27. It seems fairly solid
LurkerSpine: I love how the one cheat in Starcraft was "there is no cow level"
TXC2: "There is no cow level" is such a joke, that it was a cheat code in Starcraft 1 !
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are they doing the "nintendo classic+" in other regions where you have an additional subscription fee to play the games people actually want on the NSO classic "free"games?
itmightbemikey: the first did not. The third wasn't a cow level, but a Happy Shiny Rainbows level making fun of people complaining D3 was too "vibrant" and "colorful"
ProcyonFlynn: Yeah, the 'crown' from the story is tagged as added by the most recent update.
BusTed: mooo.
TheMerricat: Small correction, the cow level was effectively an urban legend in the first game that the devs of the _expansion_ pack to Diablo 1 acknowledged by having an NPC dressed up in a cow suit denying the rumor. The actual cow levels didn't start till 2.
UnknownFriday: @itmightbemikey IIRC, Very rarely it'd spawn cows instead of unicorns and teddy bears.
itmightbemikey: @UnknownFriday Also you needed to use a Cow Skeleton to enter it, too, I just remembered, so there is a tiny bit of Cow Level DNA in there
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just NO
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Seems like a big maybe 
oh those are great patch notes
DoodlestheGreat: Hey, could be worse.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Could be a cow pat?
Kentosaurus: it's cows all the way down
JadedCynic: "it's just cows, all the way down"
TXC2: the cowier level
DoodlestheGreat: Or the rainbow unicorn level?
JadedCynic: @Kentosaurus hivemind high-five! o/\o
BusTed: Whimsyshire
Kentosaurus:
@JadedCynic 
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love when games have ACTUAL FUN whimsy that is included and not charged additional real world dollars for
DoodlestheGreat: @BusTed That's it. Maybe it's on the way.
CaptainSpam: Pain, anger, and cows.
itmightbemikey: Diablo has always had silly quips and one-liners here and there though.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Cows can cause the first two depending
JadedCynic: rescue the world from destruction...by taking pain upon yourself
TheMerricat: "There is no cow level Discord"
JadedCynic:
We SWEAR! Honest! Nothing to see in here!
Cutriss: @Thefluffiestguineapig well, cows also cause cows, or else there wouldn’t be any more cows
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Rule 1 of Cow Club, we don't talk about cow club
JadedCynic: CCP
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cutriss Technically cows and bulls cause more cows
Thefluffiestguineapig: Say that again Paul
JadedCynic: oh geez
RatherLargeToad: The Chinese Communist Party?
JadedCynic: @RatherLargeToad no.
TehAmelie: it stands for Crowd Control Productions
SocraticMethod: Crowd Control Productions
JadedCynic: "CCP"
Thefluffiestguineapig: That name was .......a choice
JadedCynic: nordic mythology
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not to be confused with CCH Pounder
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, more generic but less loaded
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE immediately out
DoodlestheGreat: UH OH
RatherLargeToad: Deep Mime would be better
Laserbeaks_Fury: deep hurting....DEEP HURTING
TheMerricat:
"Fenris Creations was founded under the name Loki margmiðlun in 1997 in Reykjavik, Iceland" - CCP has always had a great naming sense.
kingandcommoner: the words "deep mind" and "controlled experiments" do not belong together outside of YA
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury Free bone hurting juice listening to that
CaptainSpam:
JadedCynic:
ugh...I remember playing EVE, and having it run 'identify cancer in diagnostic imaging' mini-app in the background - with my permission...I worry they've moved to LESS philanthropic projects. 
DoodlestheGreat: A lot of that economy was made up by the dingbats at Something Awful.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner Or dystopian science fiction. Or Phyrexian flavor text
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic EVE had a version of BOINC?!
niccus: as real as any bank
DoodlestheGreat: And of course, this being EVE the bank was a scam and a half.
JadedCynic:
@TheMerricat it used to...dunno if they still do - with the sound of Google Deep Mind, probably not 
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so funny
7gorobei: wow a full on rug pull
kingandcommoner: oh yes, the bank
RatherLargeToad: I wasn’t good enough at the game to have any money leftover to put in the bank
DoodlestheGreat: He took at the cash and bought himself a titan, flying it around in space where it can't be attacked and taunting his vicxtims.
kingandcommoner: at least mimics were always close to real grubs
SocraticMethod: Unlike other MMOs, breaking player trust with scamming and griefing (in game) is not against rules
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner Isn't there a mimic that helps lure you into the area with the collector?
TXC2: SocraticMethod to the point where I've read fan fic about it
JadedCynic: I still love stories from the OLD times - when the leader of a huge guild was being a d-bag and spouting racist stuff, another guild hired the Guiding Hand Social Club, who then spent months infiltrating characters into the problem guild, getting one 'agent' up to a right-hand-man position, and the backstabbed the guild leader and then used authority to unlock the guild's bases for agents to fly in and loot everything and basically bankrupt it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that was years ago
kingandcommoner: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think so, but the collector also hides a couple grubs, so that counts
JadedCynic:
@SocraticMethod I just like it when the trust-breakers put some EFFORT into it, and do it with STYLE and PANACHE
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would argue NOTHING IS SAFE WITH AI
TXC2: is it secret?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 What they actually be testing likely is
DoodlestheGreat: So the AI will become a SA Goon.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Interesting
SocraticMethod: Bungie? Is that you?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah there it is
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's fairly typical. Value for Eve Online drops the moment you drive it off the lot
JadedCynic: frontier was pretty good in the demo
SocraticMethod: @DoodlestheGreat Or worse, a _russian_
CaptainSpam: An Evestraction Shooter?
JadedCynic:
the also tried a CoD-killer a while ago: 514, also was interesting but ultimately not successful ![:\](https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/555555604/1.0 ":\")
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic They tried a direct CoD competitor? Big OOOF
mtvcdm: hey
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Yeah because that's a less saturated market 
JadedCynic: hate to say it, but CCP/Fenris seems to be kinda stuck in a rut; they keep trying things to break out of it..but they never seem to have legs.
JadedCynic: You have my attention.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maaaaaaybe
mtvcdm: Be like the old shows that brought on the traditional ninja costume, where that's what the stagehands dressed like and the stagehand was the killer
JadedCynic:
given the IP, we'd kinda NEED help from the people behind Circe, anyway 
DoodlestheGreat: ~/...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee..../~
JadedCynic:
YEahhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: That exists
Laserbeaks_Fury: But he has to chase down the sheet music first
josh___something: Heather yessss
JadedCynic: Heather speaks for me!
aerolend: "Featuring actual time travel"
mtvcdm: Assassin's Creed, The Musical, starring Timothee Chamalet
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is already a musical about assassins
josh___something:
not musical? the cowards
Laserbeaks_Fury: The stage show of Assassin's Creed is exactly the kind of set piece where you would have to assassinate someone in the games
JadedCynic:
@mtvcdm nah, how about Tom Holland? He's got better moves
kingandcommoner: Assassins Creed on Ice could be fun.
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury kind of how AC3 starts
kingandcommoner: Assassinate with your hidden blade ice skate
aerolend: Poor Yorick, but it's a VR helmet?
NonchalantAvenger: howdy!
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mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: I wonder how Putt-Putt would work in this game.
NonchalantAvenger: beej is looking weird today
Laserbeaks_Fury: IceIcens Creed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner That would be a great way to do the boat
Laserbeaks_Fury: I hope they have enough set aside in the haybail budget
Thefluffiestguineapig: I cannot head desk hard enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: So will it count as slander/libel?
JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig depends on the venue
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic I'm aware, but since it was in video game DLC I'm not sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: And also probably would only qualify if the employee is truly identifiable
TheMerricat: Reminder to chat, the company used to be 800 employes, so they are down to a tenth of their original staff.
Laserbeaks_Fury: They really are trying to hit that point where they own nothing, are making nothing, and no one works for them so they can hit that 100% Profit mark
SocraticMethod: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, all claims are behind pseudonyms or dissimilar to real people. It's vague enough that it would skate by unless sued by very good legal team with sympathetic judge
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SocraticMethod Damn
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
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RockPusher: 'night TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Heather and Paul
Laserbeaks_Fury: no Master System love?
Thefluffiestguineapig: LEGO has the power to do whatever they want
EvilBadman: The Sega genesis is a bit smaller than the NES model
Thefluffiestguineapig: Most brands will grovel at LEGO's feet
Juliamon: Laserbeaks_Fury It has pieces for both!
kingandcommoner: That won in the latest Ideas round right?
Juliamon: A Beej!!
JadedCynic: @SocraticMethod ...which is the basis of the legal system - not anchored to the truth, but to what a lawyer can convince people is the truth.
Lord_Hosk: Beej is no longer trash
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CaptainSpam: Poof!
Thefluffiestguineapig: A wild Beej appears!
Strebenherz: WOW heather
Kentosaurus: I'm seeing double. 4 Beejs!
NonchalantAvenger: now THAT Beej is looking normal
kingandcommoner: Other Garbage beej!
kingandcommoner: OGB
aerolend:
Garbeej 
Strebenherz: Heather just assassinating her partner live on stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz She does that anyways
CaptainSpam: Beej now on next W+P. He's been to the Garbage Dimension.
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig This is true
aerolend: One of my favourite consoles I never had as a kid.
Strebenherz: @DoodlestheGreat thank you for clipping that, cus if nobody did i was tempted XD
aerolend: Or just in general.
Getter404: No 6 button controller, no sale
DoodlestheGreat: @Strebenherz Oh, it was a moral imperitive to clip that.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Secret Sonic
NonchalantAvenger: wait what?
aerolend: Like NES vs Famicom (vs Dendy)
NonchalantAvenger: seariously?
RatherLargeToad: The TV that was part of the NES set was a really nice include
DoodlestheGreat: SANIC
CaptainSpam: Kinda surprised they didn't include a Sonic 3 cartridge, WITH & Knuckles to lock on.
Cutriss: So now we can have yet another Sega CD form factor
RockPusher:
mtvcdm: I think that's the inside of a Sonic
kingandcommoner: HIdden Sanic
BusTed:
SocraticMethod: @JadedCynic Truth _is_ subjective though. The tricky part is to prove that claims were made knowingly false and that they made harm. Having competent team helps a lots since most defamation suits in the US are really hard to begin with.
kingandcommoner: That's how they did the Blast Processing
Strebenherz: We must scalpel sonic out for maximum efficiency
CaptainSpam: "Please let me out of this console."
DoodlestheGreat: @kingandcommoner Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hedgehog.
Thefluffiestguineapig: View into the SANIC dimension. That one game Ben and Adam played when they guest hosted W+P that one time
RatherLargeToad: So THAT’S how they did Blast Processing!
Getter404: The 32X, of course, has been contracted out to Mega Blox
DoodlestheGreat: @kingandcommoner All those damned chili dogs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SocraticMethod And only getting harder
aerolend: Someone should make an actual working console with it.
EvilBadman: MoCs (my own creations) exist as well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @aerolend They likely will
Thefluffiestguineapig: True Paul
aerolend: @Thefluffiestguineapig And it shall be good.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Beej's mic on?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm having a hard time hearing him
kingandcommoner: No Sonic 3 and Knuckles toploading cartridge?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I heard that
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just want to hear all your funny and incisive commentary BEEJ!
RockPusher: That's probably not too expensive here then…… tempting
Laserbeaks_Fury: I always assumed it was battery realted
RockPusher: Though I need to set aside for whatever the Star Trek set will be this year (rumour is we are getting a TOS bridge diorama).
EvilBadman: yeah not a tengen reason
CaptainSpam: It was the 90s. We had time for Klax back then.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun it was a deal that EA made with Sega not to be sued for reverse engineering their security lock out. Sega didn't want their carts to appear 'official'
aerolend: I've failed to get a Twitch for it.
aerolend: *Twitch drop
SocraticMethod: Very gory series though, just as an warning
aerolend: That's the limit of my experience with it, so far.
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mowdownjoe: Made by the KI 2016 devs. Adam needs to know about this game.
aerolend:
Laserbeaks_Fury: nothin "micro" about that
RockPusher: macro-transactions
JadedCynic: also looks like he's getting his a$$ handed to him
aerolend:
Getter404: Adrien Pimento?!
kingandcommoner: which is shy it cost 20000 billion dollars an episode
kingandcommoner: why*
aerolend: Sometimes the blood is shared.
mowdownjoe: Not all of the voice cast made it into the game, unfortunately. (Though Aleks Le is crazy good as Mark... I couldn't tell it wasn't Steven Yuen!)
TheMerricat: Rex is a douchebag so I doubt he has that many thirsty fans.
JadedCynic: THANKS ROB LIEFELD!!!
TheMerricat:
Juliamon: TheMerricat I have bad news for you
aerolend: @TheMerricat Eh. Some people are into assholes.
ContingentCat: but also: the internet
JadedCynic:
@TheMerricat wanna bet?
kingandcommoner: That is not how that works
mtvcdm: You'd be surprised how many things people get thirsty for
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah Merricat, so many jerks have thirsty thirsty fans
kingandcommoner: I mean, he does actually develop as a character.
Juliamon: yuuuup
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed Heather
mtvcdm: Hot dog of zoomies
kingandcommoner: No, that's the one that's like half a moon
kingandcommoner: wait that was adventure 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: Was Adventure the one with the 3 character teams?
EvilBadman: It's like we've wandered into a Sonic CYOA
Strebenherz: the art here is legit kinda cool
kingandcommoner: @Laserbeaks_Fury That was Heroes
Juliamon: Not really, no
DoodlestheGreat: That looks like a POE level.
kingandcommoner: Adventure was the one with CHAOS
EvilBadman: Adventure 2 did have the light/dark story
Juliamon: Adventure was a pretty big departure
VanRedd: Oh awesome this is my first time being able to catch the show
DoodlestheGreat: Sonic was brought to you by Ralston-Purina, makers of Purina Hedgehog Chow.
kingandcommoner:
They've fit togehter 
VanRedd: Sonic was kissing human ladies. We can all handle it
SocraticMethod: Princess Elise from 06
kingandcommoner: Sonic '06 was the one with a human kissing sonic
Invitare: "Maria"
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kingandcommoner: Black Knight didn't have a love interest
EvilBadman: Oh no, stepgun
CaptainSpam: A sawed-off.
DoodlestheGreat: So long as you don't go off half-cocked.
RockPusher:
Someone tell Graham!
VanRedd: It HAS to be Reunion
EvilBadman: likely Reunion
Laserbeaks_Fury: Revenge
Juliamon: Reunion is the most obvious choice
kingandcommoner: Probalby REunion
aerohydra: they used reunion for crisis core
7gorobei: revived
SocraticMethod: FF7: Rehab
ProcyonFlynn:
Revengence
malfunct: retread
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kingandcommoner: Reunion is an in-game reference
RatherLargeToad: RE: Final Fantasy 7
Kentosaurus: what if they juke us and just call it "Part III"
bisaflau:
has to be Recycle, right?
ContingentCat:
re my last email
malfunct: bisaflau does that imply we already had reduce and reuse?
VanRedd: What if they just remake part I AGAIN and call it REHASH
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did they require you to complete your game like Mario Maker
kingandcommoner: "My dad works at nintendo and I played the next zelda already"
bisaflau:
@malfunct rebirth, reuse.. same difference 
NonchalantAvenger: testing gameplay exprenice?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Recycle
VanRedd: Final Fantasy 7: Recycle, Reduce, Reuse...and close the loop
EvilBadman: FF7 REstarfox
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radiowasabi2014: Cid appears but is not playable yet
Cutriss: Resolution if Reunion is already taken
kingandcommoner: I think we have all characters already
kingandcommoner: Vincent was the last
TheMerricat: The last game ends around the point of the end of the OG disc 1 flip.
RatherLargeToad: All of the party is in the second one by the end, although two of them weren’t playable yet
EvilBadman: @kingandcommoner Cid hasn't been in combat yet, but yes
kingandcommoner: @TheMerricat Isn't it later than that? We have the highwind don't we?
VanRedd: I fell off of Rebirth towards the end and now I am afraid to go back and relearn it
SocraticMethod: Is this 40 as actually numerical values or is this just "stands for large number"?
RockPusher: I respect actually *playing* the game while making it.
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TheMerricat: @kingandcommoner The OG game finishes disc 1 with the the death in the city of the ancients.
RockPusher: You can overcook these things of course, but iterating to tighten things up and polish seems positive
malfunct:
the secret is that only about 30 seconds of gameplay exist right now so 40 times through really isn't very much
ContingentCat: and seeing how changes fit into the game playthroughs
kingandcommoner: @TheMerricat Right, sorry. I confused the ship at the end with the airshiip
Laserbeaks_Fury: 500 miles
TheMerricat:
@kingandcommoner Fair, and to be honest, given what we know about the story of the 'remakes' we know things aren't 1:1 anyway.
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Strebenherz: why
RatherLargeToad: gotta wipe it all
Lord_Hosk: Its Poopachue!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta Wipe 'Em All
RockPusher:
TheAinMAP:
ProcyonFlynn: Mr. Mime is closer than you think
Juliamon: Yes, and no
Strebenherz: does nintendo really want us to wipe our butt with pikachu's face
VanRedd: That isn't that weird. There was all sorts of novelty toilet paper in the 80s
Juliamon: There are solo mon rolls and variety rolls
Lord_Hosk: Its PeePeechu!
DoodlestheGreat: "Wipe your tuchus with Psyduck, the way you always wanted to."
ContingentCat: you can also just not
GrassVortex:
@Lord_Hosk 
ghizmou: it s all muk
malfunct: do shinys actually wipe well?
Kentosaurus: Evolutions are 2-ply and 3-ply
Juliamon: There IS a Ditto roll
RatherLargeToad: before or after?
Invitare: *points gun* always has been
Juliamon: I spent *so much* time
SocraticMethod: hey guys, did you know that in terms of human butt and Pokémon wiping, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon?
JadedCynic: @VanRedd I remember doing crosswords on my TP
Laserbeaks_Fury: MEGA Evolutions
VanRedd: @JadedCynic YES! I remember that and comics being printed on them.
kingandcommoner: Wiping with a fire type sounds pretty unpleasant
JadedCynic: yeah, kids as a target market, this would be GOOD
Juliamon: SocraticMethod I didn't see Vaporeon, but did see Jolteon...
Juliamon: (yes I know the meme)
VanRedd: @kingandcommoner Maybe a fire type is effective against hemorrhoids
Juliamon: The chosen Pokemon are mostly starters, legendaries, babies, and Sandshrew
RockPusher:
and, you know, the sickos who want a lickatongue between their cheeks
SocraticMethod:
@Juliamon I guess the tingly feeling makes it better
VanRedd: I'm a teacher...please no 6 7
JadedCynic: does numerology enter into this?
aerolend: Are there foils?
Juliamon: The package has two specific rolls and the rest are random
JadedCynic: @aerolend OW.
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you use the Eevee roll at night, does it turn into Umbreon?
Juliamon: they have color groupings
aerolend:
@JadedCynic
ContingentCat: the designers favourites
Juliamon: you could figure out a lot of the logistics from the crowdfunding page
DuskSpikeY: 80 plates, they gotta keep OG toilet paper too
kingandcommoner: All Charizard
RockPusher: TheMerricat I can see why you might want that for matching your decor, but I don't like the practical impacts
Laserbeaks_Fury: They *have* to market a Pokemon Center holder
Laserbeaks_Fury: 6 rollls
Juliamon: They aren't offering it outside of Korea sadly
Strebenherz: BEEJ NO
TheMerricat:
@RockPusher They've got an entire rainbow of colors to pick from too!
RatherLargeToad: the dittos are swarming!
TheMerricat: @Juliamon Which is really weird because the company is based in Portugal.
Laserbeaks_Fury: 100% Squirtle
DuskSpikeY: Scalper and Covid19 Toilet paper hoarder unites !
Kentosaurus: classic flintstones joke
TheMerricat: NO!
Juliamon: TheMerricat I assume it's because the fundraising platform is Korean
RatherLargeToad: Use water gun!
VanRedd: This Friday has gone weird
Kurintoi:
or like ashes mom with mr mine very usefull
Manae: It was messy, Squirtle. Gonna need hydro pump
LordZarano: £85 Steam Controller sold out in 85 minutes in the UK, cause I kept refreshing after I bought mine just to see. Apparently it was faster in the US?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do not look directly into....The Nozzle
100viewbots: Fit to print
RockPusher: Water direct out of the chiller
LordZarano: According to the email header, I bought my Steam Controller at 10:01:41 -0700 (PDT)
RockPusher: real wake-you-up stuff
kingandcommoner: @LordZarano Go back, their lockign reservations to your steam account so you should be able to apply
TheMerricat:
@LordZarano And the best news, scalpers are finding out that their listings are being pulled because Valve has gone after them.
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LordZarano: It went live a few seconds early so almost all of that minute fortyone was waiting for it to stop erroring and accept my payment
drexciya808: heather what ?!
ghyllnox: Can you imagine not being able to get to the office without being handed $5
TheMerricat:
And a watermelon.
RockPusher: A trail of bill-crumbs
TheAinMAP: !next
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RockPusher: Gavin!
Juliamon: I won't believe he's here until he's on camera
GrassVortex: oooooh
Juliamon: There was a minigame that was a rhythm game
RatherLargeToad: it has Weird Owls
Laserbeaks_Fury: Weird Owl Yankovich?
Kentosaurus: I heard Weird Al at first and got excited
LordZarano: @kingandcommoner Yea it says "Reservations are currently not available for customers who have already purchased Steam Controller." for me now. It's also not shipped yet but it is "Packaged" which presumably means it's got my name on it. And address
Juliamon: Yes, Weird Owl Yankovic
PipeSmokingOwl:
weird owls you say? 
Juliamon: the owls very clearly have Weird Al's style
RatherLargeToad: and hair
SocraticMethod: @Juliamon Was he assassinated at the behest of Moodonna?
Juliamon: Not yet, anyway
Juliamon: Have YOUR shot at shooting Wiggins
CaptainSpam: The pubble grubbles!
chaos5896: @Juliamon lol
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niccus: someone probably has hooked up teledildonics to polymarket charts, right? not very fast though...
VanRedd: @Juliamon thank you!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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chaos5896: Enjoy your evening Chillpoint crew. Thanks for what you all do!
chaos5896: And you too mods!
VanRedd: This week was teacher appreciation and I got a gift card to a restaurant so I am going out with my wife tonight
chaos5896: @VanRedd bon appétit
VanRedd: Thanks so much! I'll see you guys later
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