cmdrud87: !next
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ihlendrax: !box
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KeytarCat: !findquote livin
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KeytarCat: that makes sense
KeytarCat: !findquote living
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Dog_of_Myth:
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e_bloc: my childhood
DeM0nFiRe:
ekplayscards: OMG ITS MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
ekplayscards:
Happy friday 
atinyspacemarine: What's Gavin's GSV designation?
MapleFoniks: Is this affinity cube?
ekplayscards: serge was pointing at me. he noticed me!
Viewers_Like_You: This is our fault!
Voidhawk42: 2003? Can I stay?
ekplayscards: It's 2003. Death Cab For Cutie just released a new album.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I am 3 again!
e_bloc: I started in stronghold, so I love this era
Fruan: Rebels!
Fruan: Free Lin Sivi!
Fruan: Jumpscared by the new 8-year badge
e_bloc: I top 8'ed two ptqs with slide/rift
dutchmoose: yugioh was huge then
cmdrud87: no, you don't... they're BAD
e_bloc: but the spells...the spells are so good
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!!
atinyspacemarine: A vanilla creature is pretty solid
niccus: imagine the last 5 years of creature improvements, then rewind that four times over
cmdrud87: oof
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cmdrud87:
if you extended it to 2004, you should have shock lands 
SaxPython: who's drafting psychatog/Upheaval
cmdrud87: Legend rule!
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Juliamon: !deck
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e_bloc: agree 100%
cmdrud87: so... who's drafting diligent farmhand/ muscle burst?
e_bloc: sadly too late for a caledra lake
Voidhawk42: Oh baby, THIS is magic
cmdrud87: but signet-lands
Micalovits: Do it
SaxPython:
e_bloc: foil 7th edition cards are nortiously cheap
gnomebot1: I just got here. I was at the pro tour to draft in 2000.
LoneGoat: lmao are they both gonna plant the same flag
e_bloc: tsabo's decree is something I like to pull out in cube from time to time
myknorman: Paul would you ask Gavin if the shuffling/packs are collated?
e_bloc: confiscate and exclude are both bangers
Voidhawk42: Follow your heart Ben
imper1al_gg:
awww the rolly car
e_bloc: every minute collating your cube could be spent playing your cube instead
Mindfire13: Its either "Now THIS is a Magic card" or "This is too bad to be an actual card"
KeytarCat: "I don't want to count cards, and I know I will"
Dog_of_Myth: Yes Ben, Yes
gualdhar: pick two hard pivot
e_bloc: ok I love Ben's deck already
cmdrud87: Lots of these show up in early EDH
Micalovits: It would be rude NOT to take it
Voidhawk42: Ben is gonna be the FAST match
Porytal: I looked away for a sec, what did Graham pick in pack 1?
BeefcakeEmperor:
Howdy 
e_bloc: and at instant
lamina5432: ok we had the 2010's cube and now a 2003 cube. need to go earlier and earlier till we hit a first set cube
gnomebot1: These cards bring me back. Invasion block was one of my favorites!
ralphthellama: I started playing during Ravnica block, so these will be fun to see
Bruceski: @lamina5432 When can I draft Mirage Griffins?
e_bloc: my cube is only the second sets from 3-set blocks
r10pez10: !gavin
e_bloc: finally a format where spiritmonger is good again
gnomebot1: e_block, I would draft that.
Juliamon: no
SaxPython: not yet!
LoneGoat: are they playing with combat damage on the stack?
e_bloc: explain: gavin
e_bloc: no, modern rules
cmdrud87: Eldraine, I think?
r10pez10: when will dragon shield stock the loading ready run patented wheeled dolly
imper1al_gg: @r10pez10 thats what im sayin xd
Voidhawk42: I love the f-d up black spells art. Surgical Extraction my beloved
r10pez10: god the sixth ed draft was fun to watch
e_bloc: the masters are so cool
BeefcakeEmperor: angy
Dog_of_Myth: Love the angy baby
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Voidhawk42:
DeM0nFiRe:
cmdrud87: just a little...
e_bloc: still pretty damn good
e_bloc: 4/4 for 4 was a good rate back in the day
FPNY41: Welcome Back!
LRRbot: Giant Strength [RR] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Mindfire13: I wish that wishes worked that way in Commander
MilkInBags: are hockey scores allowed in chat
LRRbot: The Brute [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0. / {R}{R}{R}: Regenerate enchanted creature.
r10pez10: could be a background
dutchmoose:
kai 
MilkInBags: fun is banned
MilkInBags: Graham, you have an archetype it's called cards in a deck
TabbyLavalamp: Ben is goblin' up those red cards.
Wonderdoc: wait Alex? Gavin?
Wonderdoc: what a spicy pod today
HadesLeprechaun: man I love a Blistering Firecat
ContingentCat: gesundheit Serge
MilkInBags: pretty rough for Wizards to schedule MagicCon Las Vegas right before the LRR Gavin cube con, I'm surprised people showed up in vegas
superdude097: @LoadingReadyRun Just a heads up, stream title is still Chillpoint
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imreallybored1991: the magical cards yes
MilkInBags: oh yeah it's in "just chatting" category
imreallybored1991: the premier lands pilot of the format of all formats the man himself the GOAT, serge yaeger
imreallybored1991: DECREE OF SILLY ENCE TAKE IT
r10pez10: mentali noteo
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imreallybored1991: YOOOOOOOO
imreallybored1991: LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
imreallybored1991:
LoadingReadyRun:
@superdude097 thanks for the heads up. idk why the twitch update didn't take
imreallybored1991: this cube is so hot
derolopercy: Ben is gonna kill people so freaking fast 💀
MilkInBags: @LoadingReadyRun when in doubt, blame james
r10pez10: el spidro gigante is real spanish right
imreallybored1991: who would win in a canoe race, LSV or GSV?
Diabore: good pack 2 for ben
imreallybored1991: alex i love you
derolopercy: @imreallybored1991 lsv
r10pez10: isn't a GSV a comp tourney thing
r10pez10: games sule violation
HungryHungry_Hobo: Mercadian Masques was my first purchase of MTG, but my first time doing in store event's was for the Onslaught block and it's still one of my favorites.
aerohydra: wnba season starts today
thejoetoknow: Guck Skill Victory
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imreallybored1991: @derolopercy ty
MilkInBags: anyone can launch their own brand
r10pez10: that rules
TheWooglie: I was hoping it was a culture ship
cmdrud87 watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Rap star 64k
GasCityGaming: My initials are DW and no matter how much i insisted I was Dark Wing Duck people kept calling me Arthur's sister.
theamc2000: GSRS
dutchmoose: isn't your name calvin klein? it's stitched into your underwear
Mindfire13: There's always time for a new nickname, Graham
niccus: gold school rune scape
Spades_Slicc: If the clothes brand was G$ there'd be an insane qwrpline crossover
r10pez10: graham r r martin
PipeSmokingOwl: that joke slaps for us IR masters
Darleysam: my brain's already pronouncing it 'G-Sauce' (Michael here)
theamc2000: ask Kathleen for help with your book
imreallybored1991: holy goated fam we out here keepin it real on these street for days
Viewers_Like_You: (Short for Graham Raham Raham Martin)
kristof162028: Hey friends r u playing Mark's new cards game called mood swings?
theamc2000: when in doubt pick shiny
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mark is very excited about everything.
imreallybored1991: the rolly skate is awesome LOL
imreallybored1991: old frames are soooo sick
LoadingReadyRun: "I'm so glad Ben's not here" --Ben
MrSarkhan: FTV!
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Ben
Musicsquid: I hope someone puts upheaval together I love that card and I never get to play it
Spades_Slicc: imagine a lil cable car for packs
r10pez10: model railway
Khalahd: Need a sushi conveyor belt
solarsheeptoken: buy a sushi belt
r10pez10: well now i want a sushi bandolier
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
r10pez10: oh man ben
theamc2000: cool five color decks
MrSarkhan: Ben is just getting all the good stuff
HadesLeprechaun: I feel like Graham is drafting Ben's deck by just putting what he wants at the top, lol
theamc2000: !card chimeric idol
LRRbot: Chimeric Idol [3] | Artifact | {0}: Tap all lands you control. This artifact becomes a 3/3 Turtle artifact creature until end of turn.
r10pez10: oh yeah gatherer comments
GasCityGaming: were top and brainstorm in standard together?
theamc2000: was too good in standard?
theamc2000: top
GasCityGaming: I didn't start until about 2011 lol
Wonderdoc: i recall people at my store saying hangarback walker would be unplayable. well me&a friend each preordered 20 at 0,50€ a piece
HadesLeprechaun: I learned from CardMarkets video yesterday that you can activate top and in response to the trigger, activate to draw the card so that Top doesn't actually have to go on top
r10pez10: !card artful beauty
LRRbot: Diaochan, Artful Beauty [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | {T}: Destroy target creature of your choice, then destroy target creature of an opponent's choice. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.
DeM0nFiRe:
Masslost: Counterbalance and top was a wild time to try to play standard
PipeSmokingOwl: IDK about top specifically if it was uber in its day, but I feel like nuking people who say X card is bad but then it owns because WOTC prints busted shit 5 years later is a bit off
GasCityGaming: @Masslost I played modern lantern control, i can appreciate it lol
Foxmar320:
LoneGoat: ol Tunnelin' Serge they call him
Spades_Slicc: Serge the unpivotable
Wolfstrike_NL: I miss Sicko-mode yager from last year
cmdrud87: In all fairness, he DIDN'T pivot in the original story.
derolopercy: Holy bro, Ben is gonna kill people so fast
Bruceski: Time for a Pick 40 Pivot.
GasCityGaming: !card Jade leech
LRRbot: Jade Leech [2GG] | Creature — Leech [5/5] | Green spells you cast cost {G} more to cast.
HadesLeprechaun: I think a color might have been open
NornsFelidar: Big creature is it's own reward
cmdrud87: The upside? 5/5 for 4
Wonderdoc: Graham is that the button that haunts you?
laikagoat: da rats
Shadowsoflife: @Wonderdoc ghost button?
r10pez10: !gavin
HadesLeprechaun: oooo Tang Garden on AFK! love that game, and so pretty
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Shadowsoflife: o/
LRRbot: Whipcorder [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Rebel [2/2] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature. / Morph {W}
LRRbot: Naturalize [1G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Dromar, the Banisher [3WUB] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever Dromar deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}{U}. If you do, choose a color, then return all creatures of that color to their owners' hands.
Juliamon: !cardview ff
Juliamon: !cardview off
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Juliamon: don't you hate it when you hit a key just offcentered enough that it doesn't trigger
KeytarCat: Was morph ever useful in standard?
Natedogg2: Yeah. Exalted Angel was a very strong card at the time.
KeytarCat: ooh, neat
Wolfstrike_NL: ff should also be a command for the card viewer to forfeit
KeytarCat: I came in after it, and it was a joke among my brother's friends
Micalovits: Uhhh, a vampire!
Korolan: That's my, on her lap
r10pez10: uhh, me after mcdonalds
KeytarCat: Mommy, I mean
theamc2000: I know the effect not name
r10pez10: is she an aristocrat
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r10pez10: is this a kavu
theamc2000: oh zendikar card
Micalovits: Where is the minotaur review guy when you need him
flatluigi: probably on furaffinity
theamc2000: burn spell from ixalan
Korolan: Tron Guy
theamc2000: angraths wrath?
Korolan: Sounds about right
Micalovits: Agraths something for sure
r10pez10: minotaur streak
theamc2000: I was close
30teracyte: is that like an intro deck card?
theamc2000: oh the town greeter
Frostwriter111: town greeter
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Natedogg2: Town Greeter
theamc2000: @30teracyte yes
Goombill: @30teracyte Yeah, from those old planeswalker decks where they would have cards to tutor the planeswalker to keep it more consistent
Micalovits: I am impressed when people get it on the blurred art
Juliamon: some cards have really distinctive art
theamc2000: phyrxian card
realbadatthis_: prologue to phyresis
r10pez10: it's often one of the easiest ways to identify, which is why some people don't like alternate printings
r10pez10: especially for like, coverage
r10pez10: rip tamiyo
Korolan: RIV Tamiyo
Diabore: hell yeah pubg
Kentosaurus: rest in phyresis
Micalovits: Uh, I know this one! Its the LRR schedule card
r10pez10: lol
hallkomp: I should really start remembering the names of cards...
GasCityGaming: Ooo, more Saros tomorrow!
Korolan: @hallkomp Nah, it's overrated
r10pez10: is saros like returnal?
GasCityGaming: Yeah, spiritual sequel
GasCityGaming: gameplays is extremely similar
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r10pez10: watching adam play returnal was hypnotic
FPNY41: Saros?
GasCityGaming: watching is, playing can be.... stressful lol
NornsFelidar: wooo I'm 16 again!
Olveron: there is a Gavin, hi Gavin
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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hallkomp: @Korolan But whos gonna beilve me when i get the cards when they are blurred if I have to write the entire card instead of naming it?
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Natedogg2: Good ol' fair fetchlands. Nothing beats fair fetchlands.
LRRbot: Mesmeric Fiend [1B] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
dutchmoose: omg the basics are foil WOW
LRRbot: Vine Trellis [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Standstill [1U] | Enchantment | When a player casts a spell, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
LRRbot: Opposition [2UU] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
Shadowsoflife: love Vine trellis
LRRbot: Utopia Tree [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
cmdrud87: serge is evil and I love it.
Voidhawk42: Standstill Chicken is my favorite pokemon
Micalovits: Is there like mutavault in this era or something like that?
Natedogg2: This one lost the Selecting Eight Edition vote.
r10pez10: it's birds!
goombalax: I put Utopia tree in my food deck for flavor reasons
Natedogg2: "Natedogg remembers" is an evergreen statement.
NornsFelidar: Utopia tree can attack ye
theamc2000: utopia means to throw hands
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
ItsSamCarver: And the fruit of the tree is the flavour of what ever food you love the most!
cmdrud87: but also, utopia tree used to be a rare? ppf
Pywodwagon: it’s why blood moon is modern legal!
cmdrud87: *oof
LoneGoat: chumpcheck: successful
Mindfire13: Utopia does not mean pacifist.
theamc2000: why the color change on the dog?
LoneGoat: dodged terror/etc
Goombill: Gavin - just wanted to say, I'm a big fan of your work, but my favourite piece of yours is still the story of when you fell down that volcano.
r10pez10: it's ... wild? i guess?
Natedogg2: Blood Moon or Dwarven Miner was the vote I think?
imreallybored1991: the premier lands pilot of all formats the goat the man the myth the legend the absolute immaculate savage beastlike monster of all lands
Bruceski: Oh, I missed that Standstill wasn't a May
LRRbot: Ghastly Demise [B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature if its toughness is less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
Camail: thats a fun interaction
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
dewrules235: I’m late, why no drafting portion?
BusTed: eotfof!
LoneGoat: they drafted already
flatluigi: @dewrules235 the drafting portion was when you weren't watching
LoneGoat: they're not going to draft again because you're late
Mindfire13: eotfofyl
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Nantuko Vigilante [3G] | Creature — Insect Druid Mutant [3/2] | Morph {1}{G} / When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Confiscate [4UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent.
GasCityGaming: When they draft the usually start at 4 pacific time.
dewrules235: @flatluigi wait, did it start early? I swear the site said 7
Natedogg2: Do a 5-0 split.
TabbyLavalamp: This is a fair card to get a newer frame version of with different art.
LRRbot: Wirewood Savage [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Whenever a Beast enters, you may draw a card.
LoadingReadyRun: @dewrules235 since it was an 8 player draft, we started at 4:00 PT, which should have been on the schedule
dewrules235: @GasCityGaming I guess I’ll have to actually check start times. I assumed they always started at the same time.
goombalax: are we playing with printed stats or erratta
r10pez10: i love symmetry
Mr_Horrible: "Why'd you blink, DUMMY?"
Natedogg2: Sorry, no damage on the stack.
kristof162028: Hey Gavin will there be 5 commander decks for reality fracture?
LRRbot: Nantuko Vigilante [3G] | Creature — Insect Druid Mutant [3/2] | Morph {1}{G} / When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
flatluigi: @kristof162028 i think they've announced just the one, for jace
dewrules235: @LoadingReadyRun I shall have to pay better attention going forward
ghizmou: I forgot mutant were already a type for a long while
PorpoisesUnknown: I have 4 chrome moxes in the championship edition
Mr_Horrible: @ghizmou looooots of them in odyssey and onslaught blocks, yeah
Mr_Horrible: mirari be messing creatures up
r10pez10: the future sight frame picks were cool
KeytarCat: If you mail it and it gets stolen, your foil foil was foiled
Mr_Horrible:
time to start the bad ones, then 
LoadingReadyRun:
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r10pez10: there's always gem bazaar
Mr_Horrible: @KeytarCat "The Royal Toil For Foil Foil"
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KeytarCat: @Mr_Horrible So mad I'd boil soil!
LRRbot: Blurred Mongoose [1G] | Creature — Mongoose [2/1] | This spell can't be countered. / Shroud
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
r10pez10: whisper agent : blurt mongoose
PhorrestGaze: blurred? that's an interesting one...
Dog_of_Myth: Yes G
emperorchampion: lol
Voidhawk42: I love the opportunities in this cube to be a complete monster
LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature — Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle this card, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: I don't think that Mongoose exists. Every photo I've seen of it is all blurry
Mr_Horrible: the All-Time Pig
flatluigi: !card upheaval
LRRbot: Upheaval [4UU] | Sorcery | Return all permanents to their owners' hands.
LRRbot: Quirion Dryad [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Spades_Slicc: that's Qbert's card?
LRRbot: Opposition [2UU] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
flatluigi: graham is at 7
Mr_Horrible: !card glare of subdual
LRRbot: Glare of Subdual [2GW] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact or creature.
Mr_Horrible: okay yeah glare was just minus land
Mr_Horrible: incredible that they nerfed the card and put it in green-white
LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {B}: Regenerate this creature. / {G}: This creature becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible:
Mr_Horrible: yet somehow NOT a monger
Mr_Horrible:
make it make sense
LoadingReadyRun: Help! my Spirit is being monged!
MilkInBags: spiritjawner
Mr_Horrible: new un-set card: Spiritmogger
flatluigi: i think it has to be upheaval to live?
emperorchampion: @Mr_Horrible oh brother
DragonMZ: @Mr_Horrible Spiritpogger
Micalovits: He has the control magic
flatluigi: oh that also works
LRRbot: Confiscate [4UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent.
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
Mr_Horrible: therebear
Juliamon: Where?
adept_nekomancer: Here bear.
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / Madness {0}
jwholla: best flavor text in magic
Kentosaurus: wow that flavor text on werebear
Mr_Horrible: wait that's a blue-green card, we've got a nostalgia violation
couchboyj: Are bears not the quintessential beasts?
GasCityGaming: !card mystic snake
LRRbot: Mystic Snake [1GUU] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, counter target spell.
Mechsican: sick
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LRRbot: Gaea's Skyfolk [GU] | Creature — Elf Merfolk [2/2] | Flying
Juliamon: werebear-ly
Mr_Horrible: ironic that werebear isn't a "bear" but I guess that's the human weakness at play
Wonderdoc: Graham: „Be vewy vewy quiet, I‘m casting Snakes!“
Mr_Horrible: all these years later, Apocalypse rares still pretty damn cool
LRRbot: Smother [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
Mr_Horrible: the long-time GOAT until fatal push
Diabore: fwiw serge would know the top card before he decides to smother
LoadingReadyRun: interesting seeing how noticeable the old gold border is (especially in foil)
TheMerricat: chat, is regenerate a keyword that gets used today? I keep seeing "you can't regenerate it" in cards but I've never seen a "you can regenerate"
GrathXVI: But is it Peter Gabriel genesis, or later Genesis?
Diabore: id be tempted to upheaval, standstill, pass
Mr_Horrible: not really
Juliamon: No, they broadly replaced regenerate with ward
Mr_Horrible: there might be one here or there in commander or Modern Horizon products for flavor?
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Micalovits: @Juliamon Or temporary indestructible
GasCityGaming: @TheMerricat it's generally only seen in masters or commander product nowadays, even then VERY rarely
Goombill: @Juliamon Regenerate actually mostly got replaced with Indestructible until end of turn. They play fairly similarly, but one is less confusing.
evil_h2o_elf: Aetherdrift commander has Accursed Duneyard
phoenixfeather14: I think there was a Wolverine UB card that had it for flavour reasons
LRRbot: Standstill [1U] | Enchantment | When a player casts a spell, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
Juliamon: (people had a hell of a time understanding regenerate, though I never had issues)
DragonMZ: @TheMerricat Its on the Secret Lair Wolverine
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon what I always saw was the edge case aspects tripping people up. Like it getting tapped and removed from combat when the "bubble" pops, for instance
properlyfish: There are some awesome cards in play right now
ToppHat: GAVIN?!
LRRbot: Cephalid Coliseum | Land | {T}: Add {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target player draws three cards, then discards three cards. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
Voidhawk42: Cephalid Coliseum mill might be the plan
Diabore: now is serge 6 cards ahead or not
Mr_Horrible: "Remember Essence Scatter? This is them then."
termi385: at some point it's probably flaot everything upheaval, play land and thing from graham
GasCityGaming: G still have the upheaval?
LoneGoat: yes
Clicklesly: @Diabore Between FoF and Future Sight probably
LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat "Destroy and can't be regenerated" used to be called "Bury". so those words didn't actually appear that often. When they oracled bury out, a bunch of cards had that text added.
BrightstormRising: What's G's cards in library?
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun yeah I wanna say it was around 7th Edition when they changed the nomenclature?
flatluigi: uh oh
evil_h2o_elf: Having Spiritmonger in Apocalypse and it not connecting to the Mongers from Mercadian Masques made little me very confused.
Mr_Horrible: and he's popping off about all of them
derolopercy: Did Serge get both soul mongers?
Voidhawk42: Writes down "cards"
Mr_Horrible: those stats for no downside were unheard of back then, yeah
Mr_Horrible: Blastoderm went away after 3 turns
Mr_Horrible: you'd *just* had planeshift where all the critters with gonzo stats had gating and made you return a creature to hand
Diabore: draw and discard, might work out
Mr_Horrible: Yavimaya Coast like "hey at least I'm not like those other 2"
LRRbot: Upheaval [4UU] | Sorcery | Return all permanents to their owners' hands.
Mr_Horrible: "mom I up heaved"
Diabore: graham the tree was yours
Mr_Horrible: wait
LoneGoat: wrong guy picked up trellis
cmdrud87: emphasis on maybe
Mr_Horrible: and he gave it back to Serge
Diabore: graham pushed it back with spiritmonger
Mr_Horrible: Canadian Moment
Mr_Horrible: "no no, you keep it, I insist"
BrightstormRising: Top deck isn't revealed
LoneGoat: how many cards in serge's hand
Diabore: many
Mr_Horrible: bye Kai
Mr_Horrible: see you in a turn
LoneGoat: i need a number, badly
LRRbot: Opposition [2UU] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
LRRbot: Beast Attack [2GGG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {2}{G}{G}{G}
MegaDosX: Island, recast Upheaval
flatluigi: ahahaha
Ryenji:
Mr_Horrible: "beast: Attack!"
cmdrud87: wot?
Diabore: @LoneGoat i dont know what he had before but he added 16 cards to hand, 3 from standstill and 13 from board
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
hvhTim: IM HERE
Mr_Horrible: roar and call are sorcery, beast attack and elephant ambush are instant
Mr_Horrible: the fact that there's *4* different ones
Mr_Horrible: is definitely not confusing
Mr_Horrible: Dale Gribble voice: "Beast Attack!"
Morrigan9: we've had one 4/4 yes....
MegaDosX: Serge's beast mode
Mr_Horrible: he's hiding so well
MegaDosX: Hiding in the bushes
Dog_of_Myth: So stealthy
Wonderdoc: that is an S+ tier card name
Mr_Horrible: credit to the artist, the elephant *does* actually kinda blend in to the background
Natedogg2: Just hide the elephant in the glove compartment.
Bruceski: Big creatures can be sneaky. You think it's just a tree, turns out to be a leg
PorpoisesUnknown: Im waiting for wolly thoctar to make a return
Voidhawk42: Question for Gavin: is this cube a format where you might choose to be on the draw?
LRRbot: Elephant Ambush [2GG] | Instant | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {6}{G}{G}
Dog_of_Myth: That art rules
MegaDosX: Sneak 100
mysteenova157: Love that art!
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
preciseloon: By the time you see him, it's too late.
LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
Micalovits: Willbender! Is that you!
Natedogg2: Or maybe it's a statement about how the elephant is a shrub - "Elephant Am Bush"
kristof162028: Gavin when is the next B&R update going ro happen for pauper?
MegaDosX: Plains keep getting called
LRRbot: Beast Attack [2GGG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {2}{G}{G}{G}
MegaDosX: Entomb is such a wild card
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
dutchmoose: I entomb for unburial rites all the time
LRRbot: Call of the Herd [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
revjakenash: I assume all wotc employees lurk the main canlander discord
LRRbot: Cephalid Coliseum | Land | {T}: Add {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target player draws three cards, then discards three cards. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
MegaDosX: The only deck I have with an Entomb in it is a reanimator deck, specifically Sefris, so it wants to bin creatures
PhorrestGaze: wow, curving out from the graveyard
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.
e_bloc: psychatog has so many questions and so many teeth
Mr_Horrible: me when I have a willbender but their spell doesn't target
MegaDosX: What sort of grave hate was there in this time period?
LoneGoat: serge land thickening their deck
GrathXVI: Listen it's a miracle that Serge actually remembered to put basic lands in his deck
Mr_Horrible:
it's okay Graham, all the *really* scary reanimator targets were printed after New Borders
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Micalovits: EOTFOFYL
Mr_Horrible:
what's he gonna do, Sutured Ghoul?
e_bloc: anyone else remember humpus wumpus
LRRbot: Gaea's Skyfolk [GU] | Creature — Elf Merfolk [2/2] | Flying
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
MegaDosX: 5/0
LRRbot: Caravan Escort [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {2} / LEVEL 1-4 / 2/2 / LEVEL 5+ / 5/5 / First strike
MegaDosX: Card reader what is you doing
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
gsyhiap: Well as a mushroom, Graham Stark values the land...
LRRbot: Squirrel Nest [1GG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."
Shadowsoflife: @MegaDosX Their best
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX level up, known 2000-2003 mechanic
gsyhiap: @Shadowsoflife Plainly
LRRbot: Nantuko Vigilante [3G] | Creature — Insect Druid Mutant [3/2] | Morph {1}{G} / When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Natedogg2: I think Earthcraft was a bit early for this cube, since it was from Tempest in 1997,
e_bloc: repulse and exclude in the same set is everything I ever asked for
Mr_Horrible: there's a reason why it was in a world championship deck, after all
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
Shadowsoflife: @gsyhiap that just think plains is neat
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, could you maybe remove this specific plains from the card database?
Mr_Horrible: 2 mana draw 2 cards, a thing you used to have to pay life for, even in blue
MegaDosX: Graveyard, you mean second hand right?
LRRbot: Call of the Herd [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
hidingbox: Graham living everyone’s greatest tragedy, needing to discard to hand size
Mr_Horrible: exclude is the remove soul cantrip iirc
LoneGoat: @Mr_Horrible torment had a cycle of cards in each colour at common with a two mana and 3 life flashback
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm lemon chicken
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
MegaDosX:
@hidingbox I have a deck that can use discarding to hand size for value 
Mr_Horrible: @LoneGoat yeh, just commenting on the different standards of efficiency over 20 years
Mr_Horrible: "I morph this voidmage prodigy" but like legitimately
LRRbot: Stitch Together [BB] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Threshold — Return that card from your graveyard to the battlefield instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: !card spiritmonger
LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {B}: Regenerate this creature. / {G}: This creature becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: "Thanks, doc! I feel like a whole new monger!"
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LRRbot: Confiscate [4UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent.
e_bloc: okay we have flashback, we have threshhold, what should we put in the third set?
DigitalSeahorse:
monger!
e_bloc: !card selfless exorcist
LRRbot: Selfless Exorcist [3WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/4] | {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. That card deals damage equal to its power to this creature.
DigitalSeahorse:
KeytarCat: Spirit monker
LRRbot: Beast Attack [2GGG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {2}{G}{G}{G}
Mr_Horrible: on-bin tricks
LoadingReadyRun:
Ok I think I fixed it. Had to tell it to always skip Plains
MegaDosX: !card chrome shell crab
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature — Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
Natedogg2: It's a Willbender!
LRRbot: Wirewood Savage [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Whenever a Beast enters, you may draw a card.
e_bloc: its a willlender
jwholla: besties with the beasties
GirlPainting:
good work Paul 
thx
DMGlol: wirewood savage the goat
MegaDosX: Oh right the unemployed elf
e_bloc: that is a card I have not thought about for quite some time
LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {B}: Regenerate this creature. / {G}: This creature becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Oh what now
NornsFelidar: right... no more instants with Flashback.... just eternal student
MegaDosX: OH
LoneGoat: lol hell yea
LRRbot: Wash Out [3U] | Sorcery | Return all permanents of the color of your choice to their owners' hands.
Wonderdoc: BRUTAL
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Mustang_Redcloak: Blow out
MegaDosX: Outstanding
e_bloc: yuuuuuup
Frostwriter111: OOF
Mr_Horrible: I am honestly extremely surprised we haven't seen a willbender riff yet in any set that does references yet
hidingbox: super hot play
Hadouken_lol_catz: Pog
Naarius: Powerful Magic
Mr_Horrible: also, beautiful
LRRbot: Caller of the Claw [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token for each nontoken creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
Mustang_Redcloak:
Juliamon: the clawwwww
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Micalovits: You did
DMGlol:
upheaval?!
Frostwriter111: G played island this turn
e_bloc: you madman
MegaDosX: You played an island
laikagoat: yep
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Wirewood Savage [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Whenever a Beast enters, you may draw a card.
e_bloc: to think, spiritmonger was extended playable for a period of time
LRRbot: Voidmage Prodigy [UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | {U}{U}, Sacrifice a Wizard: Counter target spell. / Morph {U}
LRRbot: Passwall Adept [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {2}{U}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Mr_Horrible: yeh, the counter is a sac ability
LRRbot: Beast Attack [2GGG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {2}{G}{G}{G}
Mr_Horrible: sorry Kai, get back under the blanket
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LRRbot: Opposition [2UU] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
AkiraBalance27: does graham have future sight?
Dog_of_Myth:
Bruceski: Did the monger go back to the correct hand? I blinked at the wrong time
e_bloc: is saproling cluster and/or spontaneous generation in the cube?
MegaDosX: It did
LoneGoat: i mean i'd let the buried resolve and just counter the actual reanimation spell
Bruceski: great
MegaDosX: Entomb is such a card
e_bloc: cards like roar of the wurm made careful study a pretty good card
MilkInBags: yeah graham just concede he has a beautiful hand
MilkInBags: it would be rude to play this game
MegaDosX: Just hope Serge plays a Yavimaya
Mattmitchell45: I remember being a kid and thinking Phyrexian Alter and Pain Lands were too high a cost to pay
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Cptasparagus: its pretty weird to be discussing the appearance of streamer's hands
InfiniTokens: Hey, I recognize that guy!
Mattmitchell45: (sacrificing creatures and life, not money-wise)
InfiniTokens: @Cptasparagus What did I miss?
MilkInBags: the first mulligan rule forced you to rip your current hand, give $500 to your opponent and buy them a booster pack if you win
Mustang_Redcloak: Jitte made them change it
e_bloc: the legend rule got changed so many times
Cptasparagus: @InfiniTokens Serge apparently moisturizes
InfiniTokens: @Cptasparagus Good to know.
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Pywodwagon: this was when people would play an academy just to kill opponents academy
LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
LoneGoat: @Mustang_Redcloak but first, akroma angel of wrath winning a pro tour made them change it
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
Wonderdoc: Serge takes 1
e_bloc: good old u/w control with lin sivvi as a 3 mana card that says "destroy lin sivvi"
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: There bear
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
Mr_Horrible: werebearbearBEARRRR
Manitu_25: lol I just put that roar into my baru edh deck last week
Uniclonus: Missed the painland ping from the Entomb
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
Frostwriter111: Serge should be at 19 from entomb
Wonderdoc: Serge should be at 19 cause he cast entomb
Mustang_Redcloak: Good card
MapleFoniks: Yeah, the wastes pinged serge
e_bloc: hi olle rade
mistycloud21: Waiting for the printing of ThereBear
MilkInBags: back in the days with hair
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
MegaDosX: a w o o
InfiniTokens: "Dog" or "Dawg"?
MegaDosX: Also changes colour to dodge Wash Out
Mr_Horrible:
Mustang_Redcloak: The U/G madness precon was so good back in the day
Uniclonus: @mistycloud21 I'm waiting for the rest of the cycle. Whobear, what bear, whenbear, and whybear
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
MegaDosX: A distinctive style
Mr_Horrible: hildebrandt-ish art
Mr_Horrible: not derogatory, to be clear
northos: controversy over Magic making changes? why I never
MegaDosX: Magic has never been controversial, surely
e_bloc: tbf you can always bounce mongrel with wash out, you might just not hit any other creatures
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
MegaDosX: rawr
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Titania's bestie
e_bloc: even as a free sac outlet
emperorchampion: that’s a lot of blue cards
emperorchampion: poor g
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX when she's feeling down and Safekeeper shows up with Zuran Orb to cheer her up
Natedogg2: Wonder is Wild Mongrel's best friend.
MegaDosX: Flying elf, or a flelf, if you will
Voidhawk42: Realising "entomb wonder/anger" is a possible play in this cube
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Micalovits: "fair"
Mr_Horrible: entomb wonder as a surprise blocker is kinda goated
LoadingReadyRun: Safekeeper is the kind of card that can have a big effect on the game, even if you never actually activate it
LRRbot: Wash Out [3U] | Sorcery | Return all permanents of the color of your choice to their owners' hands.
MegaDosX:
Is Entomb ever truly fair? 
e_bloc: genesis has to be around
LRRbot: Beast Attack [2GGG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {2}{G}{G}{G}
handsometom21: oh serge could have made mongrel a different color
flatluigi: what got tapped for mana?
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc it's closer than you think (it's in Graham's deck)
LoneGoat: werebear and llanowar elf
MilkInBags:
serge, did you cast it before or after wash out resolves? 
Natedogg2: Llanowar Elves and Werebear
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible I don't think I could love Graham's deck more
flatluigi: it's nothing
e_bloc: color is decided on resolution
Mustang_Redcloak: What?
LRRbot: Jungle Barrier [2GU] | Creature — Plant Wall [2/6] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc "G/x value" is one of my favorites so I'm rooting for both teams lol
e_bloc: so theoretically he could have just bounced only the mongrel
gsyhiap: overlay needs a lie down
KeytarCat: "It's a 2/6, it can't."
A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of CUBE are we
flatluigi: gavin cube
MegaDosX: Arcades is just like "don't mind if I do"
flatluigi: we've seen upheaval and wash out
e_bloc: honestly, one of my top 50 cards of all time
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: it's so full of bangers
LRRbot: Caravan Escort [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {2} / LEVEL 1-4 / 2/2 / LEVEL 5+ / 5/5 / First strike
MegaDosX: Wait.
LRRbot: Remove Soul [1U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell.
Voidhawk42: Graham's deck makes me happy. One of my first ever decks was Llanowar elves, Jungle Barrier, Mystic Snakes
LRRbot: Beast Attack [2GGG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {2}{G}{G}{G}
Mr_Horrible: it even had wedges, too
DigitalSeahorse:
werepistachio
Micalovits: Yup, sure have lost games to that
Mr_Horrible: !card fervent charge
LRRbot: Fervent Charge [1RWB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Confiscate [4UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent.
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
tahoebyker: there's a wonder in Graham's graveyard, right?
Mr_Horrible: "Beast: attack!"
LoneGoat: beastin 25/8
7gorobei: beast mode baby
e_bloc: you haven't lived if you haven't combined fervent charge with goblin trenches in draft
ThorSokar: Beast Wars?
LRRbot: Utopia Tree [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Mr_Horrible: flying jungle barrier
marxmarksman: Graham made a birds of paradise.
gsyhiap: Beast-ill my beating heart
Mr_Horrible: "Get the 2nd ladder"
MegaDosX: "How did my tree get up there?!?"
rosesmcgee: Wind advisory is serious business
e_bloc: magic
pctjoe: in the Air thats no place for a tree
Voidhawk42: "Sorry the fruit is flying, someone buried a weird bird"
Bruceski: @MegaDosX *Wicked Witch of the West music intensifies*
Mr_Horrible: whereas opponents called it "ugh..."
Natedogg2: UG
emperorchampion: is that like quandrix?
LRRbot: Caller of the Claw [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token for each nontoken creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
Mr_Horrible: yuuuuuup
kigf: first time watcher, is this old cards and old rules, or only old cards
MegaDosX: Oooooooh
Mr_Horrible:
sure is
LoneGoat: oh lol
MegaDosX: Yeah
kumatsu: speaking of that era, when the DCI was being discontinued one of my friends found playing against Gavin at a Junior Super Series at about the time period of this cube
flatluigi: banding?
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
MilkInBags:
nontoken
LoneGoat: @kigf current rules and errata
Juliamon: the ol' nontoken
Mr_Horrible: that and hivemaster, both thought ahead
Camail: keep his eyes closed and you keep the advnatage
kigf: @LoneGoat ah tanks
ThorSokar: some say reading the words on the card explains the card
Mr_Horrible: !card Fresh Meat
LRRbot: Fresh Meat [3G] | Instant | Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token for each creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
MegaDosX: Maths is for blockers
Mr_Horrible: ah, yes, they've become more lenient in later years
flatluigi: he can also snake during combat!
MegaDosX: Flunge! Flunge! Flunge!
Mr_Horrible: but can you mill yourself? That's the question
Mr_Horrible: Mental Note go!
Micalovits: !card buried alive
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.
Micalovits: Sorcery, got it
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth: This is just good Magic
Mr_Horrible: make it red you coward
Sogheim: howdy. just arrived. who's table friend?
Bruceski: Gavin
MadWolf1290: @Sogheim Gavin
GasCityGaming:
GSV 
RoastedGravy: Ga-VIN?!
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Beast Attack [2GGG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {2}{G}{G}{G}
MegaDosX: 5/0 Serge, let's go
DigitalSeahorse:
Mustang_Redcloak: KEKW
Mr_Horrible: "4 lands and a card I want in my yard"
e_bloc: oh that's funny, I have one of those islands signed by alan pollock ttoo
Mr_Horrible: return *any creature* from your graveyard to hand
MegaDosX: Genesis is return any creature isn't it?
Mr_Horrible: not just genesis itself
flatluigi: !card genesis
LRRbot: Genesis [4G] | Creature — Incarnation [4/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature is in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{G}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Micalovits: I think it was a 4-1, but the 1 being an island
handsometom21: where's a spore frog when ya need one
Mr_Horrible: @handsometom21 god that'd be so perfect
LRRbot: Gaea's Skyfolk [GU] | Creature — Elf Merfolk [2/2] | Flying
Mr_Horrible: actually, Gavin: I missed the draft portion of the stream, but is Oversold Cemetery in this cube?
Mr_Horrible: I'm pogging
Juliamon: !deck
MegaDosX: !card oversold cemetery
LRRbot: Oversold Cemetery [1B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have four or more creature cards in your graveyard, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Mr_Horrible: favorite enchantment of all time
MegaDosX: Vroom
mistycloud21: fog?
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible I thought you were Mr Horrible
Mr_Horrible:
@A_Dub888 I have many stupid nicknames
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon ah, thank you
LRRbot: Caller of the Claw [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token for each nontoken creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
gsyhiap: It was healthy, unfortunately
mistycloud21: Wonder if Caller is in Bear Force one.
DigitalSeahorse: why do neighbors so rarely have headphones?
e_bloc: we miracle gro now bois
Clicklesly: Missed lethal with Yavimaya ^^
DigitalSeahorse: or if they have them they forget they own them
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Mr_Horrible: nah you're keeping the suspense of the audience
LRRbot: Braids, Cabal Minion [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Minion [2/2] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices an artifact, creature, or land of their choice.
MegaDosX: Braids?!?
MegaDosX: Gross
rensti14: awesome match!
e_bloc: braids is nuts by herself
Hadouken_lol_catz: That was some classic mtg I loved it
A_Dub888: AdAlex
gsyhiap: More Serge? What a treat.
e_bloc: thats just good clean fun right there
Mr_Horrible: don't say that, Serge
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
GirlPainting: i was just finishing school
Mr_Horrible: I don't want to remember that people are that young
A_Dub888: I was enjoying the hip new game Pokemon Crystal Version
MrSarkhan: I was 11 in 2003
Natedogg2: I was still in college in 2003.
InfiniTokens:
"The office has to offer"
Shadowsoflife: I was till in high school
DigitalSeahorse: 2003 I think I may have been playing pool and working at Zellers?
Mr_Horrible: we love a Putrid Warrior
NorthArc: 2003 babies are 23 now
LRRbot: Putrid Imp [B] | Creature — Zombie Imp [1/1] | Discard a card: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and can't block.
InfiniTokens: @NorthArc Oh no...
e_bloc: all I want to see is recoil
Shadowsoflife: @InfiniTokens Oh yes
Mr_Horrible: an incredible deck name
LRRbot: Shivan Reef | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
definenull: 20 turn clock let's go
FlameFighterSRG: It also was the phrase used to indicate quitting
LRRbot: Undead Gladiator [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Barbarian [3/1] | {1}{B}, Discard a card: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. / Cycling {1}{B}
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
kumatsu: does not
superdude097: Draw 1
Frostwriter111: it's on the stack
MrSarkhan: No
kumatsu: it hasn't finished resolving
e_bloc: its on the stack
imreallybored1991: AK
DigitalSeahorse:
Pywodwagon: it draws one
kumatsu: sup
AkiraBalance27: is there multiple accumulated knowledges in this cube?
A_Dub888: is damage on the stack?
niccus: tarmogoyf is a weirdo
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Sogheim: Accumulated Knowledge makes me miss my Quiet Speculation/Roar of the Wurm deck. I maindecked Seedtime in that beast
n3ther: he somehow acquired 5 actually
Natedogg2: Damage is not on the stack.
marxmarksman: Wow, the way Serge reacts to chat is very different from how Wheeler reacts tochat.
e_bloc: "so the way casting a spell works," - while I totally understand what you are explaining, but it also sounds incredibly condescending out of context
flatluigi: serge was just in judge mdoe
LRRbot: Lord of the Undead [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Other Zombie creatures get +1/+1. / {1}{B}, {T}: Return target Zombie card from your graveyard to your hand.
Micalovits: @n3ther Accumulated 5 you mean
definenull: No.
LRRbot: Exclude [2U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell. / Draw a card.
r10pez10: cantripping counterspells op
e_bloc: I saw someone get 6 in draft before
LRRbot: Merfolk Looter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Scarbble: oooooh
r10pez10: is this where looting got its name from?
Scarbble: yes, basically
e_bloc: yes, exactly!
Natedogg2: Yep, Merfolk Looter is where we get "looting" from.
Micalovits: Looters are for greed - not blocking!
LRRbot: Undead Gladiator [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Barbarian [3/1] | {1}{B}, Discard a card: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. / Cycling {1}{B}
LRRbot: Decree of Pain [6BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way. / Cycling {3}{B}{B} / When you cycle this card, all creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Cabal Coffers | Land | {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.
e_bloc: Magic has so much history, its so easy to just forget things
LoadingReadyRun: The cube that Wheeler made for James a few weeks ago was kind of James's equivalent of this cube (but for his own mtg history)
marxmarksman: Neutral coffers.
Micalovits: Fitlered the painland without pain!
e_bloc: so the same amount as a swamp
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
definenull: Classic
GirlPainting: Fun fat: on Cabal coffers is the Mirrari. a powerfull artifact, created by karn. it will become Memnarch in the future and he is the first corrupted being on mirrodin!
fcloud: fun fact: whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on mars
e_bloc: @GirlPainting I mean this with complete sincerity, but that is good lore
LRRbot: Psychatog [1UB] | Creature — Atog [1/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
flatluigi:
DigitalSeahorse: toothy
Frostwriter111: oh baby
Diabore: TEETH TEETH TEETH
Bearudite: vroom vroom
GirlPainting:
e_bloc thx
e_bloc: is anyone a doctor
Scarbble: is this THE dr teeth?
definenull: What a happy bean
e_bloc: is there a dr teeth in t he house
DigitalSeahorse: oh look it's one of Wheeler's emotes!
Shadowsoflife:
A_Dub888: Togchamp
DigitalSeahorse:
GasCityGaming: *plays sad ukulele*
fcloud: Living Your Best Life: What We Can All Learn From Psychatog
LRRbot: Unholy Grotto | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B}, {T}: Put target Zombie card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LoadingReadyRun: @GasCityGaming hey, play ukulele with those claws is pretty impressive
LRRbot: Laquatus's Champion [4BB] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [6/3] | When this creature enters, target player loses 6 life. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, that player gains 6 life. / {B}: Regenerate this creature.
GasCityGaming: "I break more strings that way"
LaconicLad: It's what Gib looks like without fur
DigitalSeahorse: woo tentacles
LRRbot: Undermine [UUB] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller loses 3 life.
couchboyj: Gonna need a custom made grey hoodie for that noggin
e_bloc: oh baby
Diabore: oh i didnt know there was a reverse absorb
DigitalSeahorse: I need more tentacle cards
Natedogg2: That was the prerelease promo for Torment I believe.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
definenull: Yes?
Natedogg2: Tentacles
DigitalSeahorse:
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LadyAtarka: sooooooo many months
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Orxolon: @Natedogg2 i was going to sa that
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
DigitalSeahorse:
flatluigi: congrats ladyatarka on the one year
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Florent_Nguyen: What happened to the players who didn't draft Blue and Black ?
Orxolon: if u end net 0 that wasn't careful xd
e_bloc: tog math isnt hard once you get used to it
LRRbot: Zombify [3B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
GasCityGaming: Variant on the "Floor is lava" The walls are copper
GasCityGaming: *brass
FadedOasis: The prerelease promos back then were in languages that Magic wasn't printed in
DigitalSeahorse: the zombie is Japanese
LRRbot: Prohibit [1U] | Instant | Kicker {2} / Counter target spell if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its mana value is 4 or less instead.
Juliamon: that's not Japanese
Voidhawk42: Got a deal on brass from Ea Nasirt
e_bloc: now if you kill it with the trigger on the stack, you get to gain 6 life. and then lose 6 life
marxmarksman: Superb art on that card.
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
Natedogg2: I think you build a City of Brass in the desert if you're looking to spit in your god's eye.
Uniclonus: Why make a city out of brass? Because everything makes a nice bwong sound when you drop something or crash a vehicle
GasCityGaming: @Voidhawk42 gotta love that "previously enjoyed" brass
Florent_Nguyen:
BeefcakeEmperor: @Voidhawk42 Oh yeah, how's the quality?
theamc2000: second round 1
e_bloc: now that I think about it, they should definitely reprint undermine in reality fracture
LRRbot: Sky Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
Florent_Nguyen: Beautiful white border 7th Sky Diamond.
Orxolon: @e_bloc specially after hours of upheaval
MegaDosX: !card psychatog
LRRbot: Psychatog [1UB] | Creature — Atog [1/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Diabore: yay tog math!
GavinVerhey: Adam has the control deck people crave. This is how we we did it!
e_bloc: 1.5 damage per card in hand plus .5 damage for each card in the graveyard
Scarbble: control decks: it's what magic players crave
DigitalSeahorse: oh I'm drinking the same Bubly flavor
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
Fruan: G U S H
Micalovits: Yup, think alex is dead
e_bloc: thats essentially bezerk
Orxolon: yes!!!!
DigitalSeahorse:
Gush! 
LRRbot: Shadowblood Ridge | Land | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
LRRbot: Psychatog [1UB] | Creature — Atog [1/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Prophetic Bolt [3UR] | Instant | Prophetic Bolt deals 4 damage to any target. Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
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Diabore: yeah SUPER dead
n3ther: it enables itself
DigitalSeahorse:
Diabore: also note, adam had BOTH
GavinVerhey: Yes. Yes it is insane.
definenull: GAVIN!
Diabore: adam has BOTH togs
MegaDosX: People complain about modern cards being their own engine, and yet.
LadyAtarka: It do be like that
rensti14: that was soooo much fun!
e_bloc: using the alt cost for gush basically gives tog +6.5
Scarbble: ok i have to know how many times people have said 'gavin???' at you while you've been up there
Florent_Nguyen: Does this Cube have cards in multiples ?
Natedogg2: @Florent_Nguyen It does.
Voidhawk42: And then they printed Psychic Frog. Which is like that, but horrificly OP
GasCityGaming: Ay! Blue Jays win!
GrathXVI: @Florent_Nguyen Two of a lot of cards, 4 accumulated knowledge
Orxolon: we used to discard Wonder to psycheatog
Florent_Nguyen: OK !
LadyAtarka: Hey Serge...... Made ya look
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm blackberry
LadyAtarka: wow
MegaDosX: Wow
Naarius: D:
definenull: o7
MrSarkhan:
Juliamon: no
Korolan: Wow
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Orxolon: 07
GasCityGaming:
A_Dub888: get got Yager
MegaDosX:
We should ban Serge 
bytecaster: wow
e_bloc:
northos: serge is gonna get himself banned from chat at this rate
Micalovits: Yup, ban Serge
LadyAtarka: I'm pretty sure the mods like me better than Serge.... Just saying
DigitalSeahorse:
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Juliamon: I know better than to fuck with Atarka
e_bloc: phyrexian arena is gas
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Micalovits: The gorillas have convened and decided that LadyAtarka is cooler than Serge
DigitalSeahorse: squeek
MegaDosX:
I have an Atarka World Render EDH deck so I'm firmly on LadyAtarka's side here, if that matters
BrightstormRising: 5 copies
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DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: 3 ak and a nightscape familiar
LRRbot: Underground River | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
TruPhantomAngel: Hello folks!
LRRbot: Spectral Lynx [1W] | Creature — Cat Spirit [2/1] | Protection from green / {B}: Regenerate this creature.
DigitalSeahorse: meow
TruPhantomAngel: Kitty!
marxmarksman: Named Spectral Lynx, just a plain cat.
DigitalSeahorse:
dm818: so does decree of pain
MegaDosX: !card Smother
LRRbot: Smother [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Shepherd of Rot [1B] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Each player loses 1 life for each Zombie on the battlefield.
Natedogg2: And it's exiled.
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
MegaDosX: Absolutely blasted
DigitalSeahorse: I could also use more kitty cards
e_bloc: syncopate exile, condescend scry
LadyAtarka:
@Micalovits 
Natedogg2: I would gift you a dog, kick it, and then take the dog back.
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Mr_Horrible: that's gonna hurt the resale value
gsyhiap: It's like they're coming to your house and telling you to read your cards
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
e_bloc:
no upheaval
LRRbot: Lonely Sandbar | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {U}
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hidingbox: I don't suppose anyone knows of the location of the cube list?
LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature — Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
LoadingReadyRun: !deck
TruPhantomAngel: @ladyatarka Awe, hello friendo! ❤️
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e_bloc: hello nomad my old friend
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
Kentosaurus: let's go
MegaDosX: The knowledge is accumulating
Aarek: so much knowledge
marxmarksman: At this point even if Adam loses he wins.
MrSarkhan:
hidingbox: Thanks, Paul?
Gooseblast:
Gran gran standard gaming 
MegaDosX:
PorpoisesUnknown: Paul is a wizard
LRRbot: Psychatog [1UB] | Creature — Atog [1/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
e_bloc: how good would AK be if it got the relentless rats treatment (play any number in a deck)
adept_nekomancer:
GavinVerhey: It's me. I'm the one slamming on your table saying LET'S GOOOOO
hidingbox: look at all them teeth
LRRbot: Spiketail Hatchling [1U] | Creature — Drake [1/1] | Flying / Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
gsyhiap: One more accumulated knowledge and Adam just gets an honorary doctorate from a random university
Diabore: cards in hand?
e_bloc: dental plan
LRRbot: Undead Warchief [2BB] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Zombie spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Zombie creatures you control get +2/+1.
Bengineering: Chat help Gavin is breaking our furniture
LRRbot: Skeletal Scrying [XB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard. / You draw X cards and you lose X life.
Natedogg2: Oh man, Skeletal Scrying.
InfiniTokens: Is a Zombini a Zamboni or a Zombeany?
theamc2000: scary the skeleton away
GavinVerhey: @bengineering it's for a good cause
MapleFoniks: Adam had 10, played a land, played two, he's at seven.
gsyhiap: @Bengineering Stop throwing furniture at him then?
InfiniTokens: @Bengineering Let him get the zoomies out, he'll take a nap after.
Toxxick: @Bengineering Did Gavin cast Shatter?
MegaDosX: Ben you just need to assert dominance
e_bloc: its fine we're holding the cube as a lien until he replaces it
LRRbot: Laquatus's Champion [4BB] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [6/3] | When this creature enters, target player loses 6 life. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, that player gains 6 life. / {B}: Regenerate this creature.
Cptasparagus: basic and plain is the way that you're making me feel tonight
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Mr_Horrible: slash slash death
theamc2000: sac the drake?
Orxolon: daze
Mr_Horrible: foil, possibly
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Is it a foil Foil?
MapleFoniks: On board tricks?
e_bloc: thwart
Florent_Nguyen: Daze ?
Joecool190: spike tail?
Cavemanhar: comendeer
Frostwriter111: yeah, onboard tricks
e_bloc: hes got thwart lands at least
LRRbot: Spiketail Hatchling [1U] | Creature — Drake [1/1] | Flying / Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
Mr_Horrible:
turns out we're all smart
MegaDosX:
Joecool190: he got there!
Florent_Nguyen:
LoneGoat: thank you, adam
DigitalSeahorse: well darn
Florent_Nguyen: We're all learning.
flatluigi: that's a good one
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
e_bloc: see magic was hard back then too
theamc2000: you can block 5 times
Mr_Horrible: Serge they'll hear you
theamc2000: wait one is an enchantment
LRRbot: Shadowmage Infiltrator [1UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Fear / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: the classic UB combo
Florent_Nguyen: Surely Adam doesn't have Upheaval in their deck.
LoneGoat: oh, the bad tog
Mr_Horrible: Jon Finkel
hidingbox: finkel
Joecool190: That Jon Finkel
PorpoisesUnknown: That would be the fink
BeefcakeEmperor: !gavin
GavinVerhey: You rang
e_bloc: no the first was rade I thought
Micalovits: Pretty mid in this matchup, but damn
dutchmoose: finkiessss
LoneGoat: it's like 5th or 6th i think
Pywodwagon: they should make a card that combines these two cards
Natedogg2: Not the first one printed. We had Avalanche Riders and Rootwater Thief first.
Orxolon: i opened this in foil at the prerelease prizes,sold it in the spot XD
Pywodwagon: I’m sure it won’t get banned in legacy
Bengineering: Serge tell Adam.i said dafinki
LRRbot: Cabal Coffers | Land | {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.
e_bloc: yeah I just remember avalance riders (urza's legacy)
Natedogg2: An internet point for anyone who knows what Rootwater Thief dies.
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flatluigi: WOAH
LRRbot: Shadowblood Ridge | Land | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
theamc2000: it is down mana rn
DigitalSeahorse:
MapleFoniks: I mean he's not wrong
MegaDosX: Well it taps for two black right now
Mr_Horrible: I'm hearing double, 4 Serges
niccus: they have carbon in canada?
hidingbox: We know Serge, we are all made of carbon
flatluigi: loved serge in the sorcerer's apprentice
fcloud: announcer: tonight, due to illness, the part of alex's serge impression will be played by mickey mouse.
LRRbot: Merfolk Looter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Mr_Horrible: the best drudge skeletons ever printed, and it's a ghost cat
Orxolon: DID YOU know,that we call that action looting thanks to that card¿?=
goombalax: we hit Parody a long time ago
DigitalSeahorse: @niccus yes, we import it for carbonated drinks
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Unholy Grotto | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B}, {T}: Put target Zombie card from your graveyard on top of your library.
theamc2000: why hit Parrot E?
Frostwriter111: 2 land drops?
Cavemanhar: alex already played land for turn
LoneGoat: judge
Micalovits: EoTFoFYL?
flatluigi: maybe some of these subs can pay for a quiet chair
e_bloc: no one named Alex would ever cheat at magic
BeefcakeEmperor: Serge off camera straight up squeakin it
LRRbot: Prophetic Bolt [3UR] | Instant | Prophetic Bolt deals 4 damage to any target. Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
DigitalSeahorse: not louder than my chair, it pops loudly whenever I move even slighly
Mr_Horrible: 4 damage + impulse
Natedogg2: Lightning Blast + Impulse
Bearudite: Char Anzanble?
Mr_Horrible: 2 great tastes that taste great together
DigitalSeahorse: I'm shopping for a new chair but it's so hard to find anything fabric upholstered these days
theamc2000: bring back two cards stapled together
Mr_Horrible:
and now that design ethos has Standard in a chokehold
fcloud: alex is the man of a thousand voices tonight
DigitalSeahorse: office chair*
fcloud: chlube
Strebenherz: Tuning in after an fnm, this cube looks hella great
Orxolon: i remember suffocating blast from that deck as well
theamc2000: the chlube
Mr_Horrible: a tube of chube
Strebenherz: Chlube
DigitalSeahorse: Chube
fcloud: Ch'Lubu
MrSarkhan: remember to lube your chairs.
GasCityGaming: Chalupa
Strebenherz: The chair screams unless lubed
Micalovits: Crunch is also a kind of scream
fcloud: eeyah eeyah chairlubu slipfallin'
WiseApostle: Is kibler there?
LRRbot: Unholy Grotto | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B}, {T}: Put target Zombie card from your graveyard on top of your library.
DigitalSeahorse: I chairish a quiet seat
LRRbot: Undead Warchief [2BB] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Zombie spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Zombie creatures you control get +2/+1.
Orxolon: regenerate on defense does a lot of work
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
hidingbox: bingo!
Orxolon: yatzee
GasCityGaming: Achievement unlocked!
Orxolon: moral victory
e_bloc: achievement unlocked
GasCityGaming: +100 gamerscore
fcloud: "we lube the chair, not to protect it, but to protect ourselves" -- hannah arendt
MrSarkhan:
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
Joecool190: thats so sick
Kentosaurus: wow
Diabore: whats regenerating btw?
LoadingReadyRun: FWIW we have done some chalube-ing, but it doesn't seem to help much. We'll probably have to get some new chairs at some point soon
rosesmcgee: Many have tried and failed
Diabore: ty serge
LRRbot: Spectral Lynx [1W] | Creature — Cat Spirit [2/1] | Protection from green / {B}: Regenerate this creature.
hidingbox: Did Adam draft a Wonder?
Diabore: @hidingbox graham had the wonder
30teracyte: my favourite circular logic is the version where they printed it as a sorcery
e_bloc: regenerate: lose all damage, tap it , remove it from combat
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
theamc2000: they do indestructible and tap now
BrightstormRising: Adam self mills might happen
LRRbot: Foil [2UU] | Instant | You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
MegaDosX: Come on Alex, 5/0
fcloud:
@30teracyte a counterspell sorcery? 
how does that work
LRRbot: Psychatog [1UB] | Creature — Atog [1/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
e_bloc: @30teracyte I still have that secret lair
MapleFoniks: Oh god he has TWO?
Voidhawk42: That is a THICK FoF
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Cavemanhar: the good old end phase fof
rosesmcgee: This is Adam's favorite way to play mtg. As I stated this morning.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse:
Micalovits: Unblock Psykotog is just 100% lethal now, holy
MegaDosX: Important step
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
LRRbot: Shivan Reef | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
theamc2000: Armageddon
MegaDosX: You called?
DigitalSeahorse: 3 turns and done unless you can add back to deck or make Alex lose
Micalovits: He does not have black up if thats the question
mistycloud21: fling?
flatluigi: wonder was in graham's deck
MegaDosX: Psychsatog
Natedogg2: Now there's two of them!
fcloud: psychatogen
Cavemanhar: man I want some more atog's in this art style
LRRbot: Nightscape Familiar [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.
TheMadS8nt: Atleast Adam doesn't have the upheaval
LRRbot: Undermine [UUB] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller loses 3 life.
DigitalSeahorse:
draw! 
Diabore: no more regen
hidingbox: I mean double tog can get there
Spades_Slicc: Nightscape familiar and undermine both in the bolas half of the bolas vs ajani duels of the 'walkers deck
e_bloc: Adam casts 5th accumulated knowledge (sarcastic)
Voidhawk42: !card atogatog
LRRbot: Atogatog [WUBRG] | Legendary Creature — Atog [5/5] | Sacrifice an Atog creature: Atogatog gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.
MapleFoniks: Regen taps the creature, correct?
LoneGoat: yes
fcloud: "dont mess with the big tog, cause the big tog's always right" -- tommy lee jones
e_bloc: @MapleFoniks yes, if it had lethal damage on it
LRRbot: Orim's Chant [W] | Instant | Kicker {W} / Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Orxolon: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Diabore: k? just cant cast spells
e_bloc: time walk
BrightstormRising: Draw?
LRRbot: Prohibit [1U] | Instant | Kicker {2} / Counter target spell if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its mana value is 4 or less instead.
LRRbot: Exclude [2U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell. / Draw a card.
Kentosaurus: edge of my seat
MegaDosX: It's coming right down to the wire
e_bloc: theyt dont make them like that anymore
Diabore: i think adam lives
Diabore: alex*
MegaDosX: !card nightscape familiar
LRRbot: Nightscape Familiar [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.
LRRbot: Nightscape Familiar [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.
MapleFoniks: @Diabore everybody dies
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Diabore: right, the fof
theamc2000: rip
MegaDosX:
Saves you having to put it on top at least
hidingbox: oh right a million cards in gy
DigitalSeahorse:
Diabore: oh yeah
Orxolon: nais dek Adam
DigitalSeahorse: wow
Mr_Horrible: I mean he said this is how he always wanted to go out
e_bloc: what did Alex ever do to Adam to deserve this
LoneGoat: 0 is not 0
MegaDosX: He might just forget to attack
AkiraBalance27: great game
Orxolon: @MegaDosX or he can loot
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
Mr_Horrible: oh damn, Adam did in fact get every UB card
LRRbot: Prophetic Bolt [3UR] | Instant | Prophetic Bolt deals 4 damage to any target. Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Natedogg2: You can, since the Bolt doesn't have you draw.
gsyhiap: Imagine forgetting about memory lapse...
Kentosaurus: gg
Voidhawk42: Using every part of the buffalo achievement unlocked
MrSarkhan:
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Orxolon: wow
gsyhiap: Gg
rosesmcgee: "Check my medic alert bracelet"
Orxolon: gg
Bearudite: used the whole buffalo
shendaras:
Diabore: adam had the dream, double tog, quad knowledge
rensti14: that was awesome!
Sogheim: Adam too strong
Joecool190: what a sick deck adam
GamerCat88: gg
Pywodwagon: impossibly sick deck
GavinVerhey: It's beautiful 😭
e_bloc: Adam has the platonic ideal of the draft deck I would want
Micalovits: Adam could have ended with no cards in hand, library, or yard potentially
MegaDosX: Double Psychatog sure did work
rensti14: Adam’s deck is my dream deck.
e_bloc: goblin biidding was a thing
Diabore: when were the togs?
DeM0nFiRe:
MrSarkhan: Adam always drafts the sickest decks.
MapleFoniks: With whom tho?
DigitalSeahorse:
rosesmcgee: It could only have been better if he lost to decking himself.
e_bloc: true
DigitalSeahorse:
Orxolon: teeaaahhhh
NotCainNorAbel:
Thecrdbrdsamurai: my back hurts and i'm ready for bed
rensti14: we’re back!!!
Dog_of_Myth: Take your meds folks
RathmoreTV: Vitamin I
Orxolon: yeeaaaahhh
Mr_Horrible:
get James his bifocals so he can read the print on these cards
BeefcakeEmperor: Motrin and a change of socks
DigitalSeahorse:
iris_of_ether:
I was literally in urgent care and the ER the past 2 days because my partner had back pain 
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
DigitalSeahorse: shhhhh
adept_nekomancer: Stuff *and* things?
Mr_Horrible: @iris_of_ether timely, but also hope they're feeling alright
Mr_Horrible: Beast Fight
LRRbot: Contested Cliffs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R}{G}, {T}: Target Beast creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
iris_of_ether: @Mr_Horrible We're managing, thank you
LRRbot: Tranquil Thicket | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {G}
MegaDosX: Tranquil Thicket, yes you can
LRRbot: Brushland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
e_bloc: the old beast arena
Pywodwagon: Gavin I sure wish there was some sort of annual event people could maybe play this cube at
rensti14: turn 3 is the new turn 1
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Aarek: Dog
GavinVerhey: Like some kind of....cube... Convention?? 🤔
Salvulant: @Pywodwagon A convention for cubes by chance?
MegaDosX: Legend rule alarm
LRRbot: Lin Sivvi, Defiant Hero [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [1/3] | {X}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / {3}: Put target Rebel card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
TheMadS8nt: omg Lotus Vale? oh the memories
TheMadS8nt: oh Lin.....oh the nightmares
e_bloc: shiny lin sivvi, so good
lindseygeminitwin: this cube is so sick 😱 I love the old cards
LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
MegaDosX: Don't even need another Lin Sivvi
MapleFoniks: GET GOT
Pywodwagon: @GavinVerhey surely something so pure and good couldn’t exist
Micalovits: Pauper allstar! Or used to be at least
LRRbot: Battle Screech [2WW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control.
Dog_of_Myth: birb
Aarek: CAW
dutchmoose: caw caw
Mr_Horrible: it's last week all over again
MegaDosX: It is a very well designed card imo
e_bloc: as god as my witness, I thought that these birds could fly
MegaDosX: !card chromeshell crab
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature — Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
henezz_: Willbender alert
lindseygeminitwin: flyers are always the move
GasCityGaming: Oh, you want us to send batteries? *gets out palette wrapper*
100viewbots: Erm actually Ben legends didn't kill each other until kamigawa, in this era your just be unable to play your copy of lin sivvi
evil_h2o_elf: flier awayyyy
LRRbot: Mirari's Wake [3GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
e_bloc:
Kentosaurus: oh baby
Dog_of_Myth: Oh snap
hidingbox: oh baby
Mr_Horrible: the Million Man A
TheMerricat:
@e_bloc Now you've done it, now I need to see if Archive.org has WKRP. 
hidingbox: we all wish to be in that position
Natedogg2: Please cycle a Decree of Justice next.
MegaDosX: Gavin you built something sick
LRRbot: Blistering Firecat [1RRR] | Creature — Elemental Cat [7/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature. / Morph {R}{R}
Mr_Horrible: it's 2026 we need Mirari's Woke
yofl: yooo
Joecool190: I hope its a big angel in James's hand
Diabore: thats 13 damage?
LadyAtarka: Go Cori go!!!
e_bloc: ball so hard
MegaDosX: Ball out until you fall out
Mr_Horrible: I mean you could just crack him over the head for 9+
e_bloc: turns off his brushlands
Diabore: cat dead
MegaDosX: Yeah big boy go bye
Aarek: @e_bloc only sorta with the wake in play
Mr_Horrible: you did good work, Blistering Firecat
LadyAtarka: I vote that we NOT kill the cat
LoadingReadyRun: Mirari's lookin' kinda eepy
Mr_Horrible: killed 1/3rd of a James
Micalovits: Maybe a Lightning Baller
Voidhawk42: Those painlands look so much more painful at 2
Mr_Horrible:
Mirari's 
Orxolon: to answer your deck's question Cori,yyyyes,yyyou HAVE to kill it
e_bloc: everyone loves those balls
LRRbot: Mirari's Wake [3GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
MegaDosX: Excuse you
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
hidingbox: oh yeah
Orxolon: sayyyy what¿?
e_bloc: holy shit
Mr_Horrible: you got 5 left
Diabore: wat
Voidhawk42: Could tap three lands, cast wake, then get triple from the last two lands
Joecool190: you could tap three to play it and then you get more mana after also
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
Mr_Horrible: baller
MegaDosX: That'll change things
rogerivany: @Voidhawk42 I was thinking that
Dog_of_Myth: Somewhere Kibler is smiling.
Mr_Horrible: the rare 5/5 flying trampling lifelinking bird token
rensti14: this so awesome! this cube rocks.
MegaDosX: This does feel very Kibler coded, this turn
hidingbox:
MrSarkhan:
Micalovits: 8 even right
DeM0nFiRe:
northos: yeah it's 8
Voidhawk42:
Ben with the taunt
rogerivany: Wow the peer pressure.
superdude097: Only gain 5
Mr_Horrible:
now tell him to give you a raise, Ben
Cptasparagus: Mirari's Wake Me Up
MegaDosX: You gain five life
Natedogg2: You only gain 5, but you deal 8 damage.
Frostwriter111: 8 damage, gain 5
northos: Cori was at 16 and is at 8
e_bloc: armadillo cloak is a normally balanced common card
MrSarkhan: Cori was 16
superdude097: ^
Lord_Hosk: I think the Patreon controls that right?
Orxolon: 16-7=9
MegaDosX: Double Mirari's Wake is such decadence
superdude097: @Orxolon She took 8
LRRbot: Pyre Zombie [1BR] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your graveyard, you may pay {1}{B}{B}. If you do, return it to your hand. / {1}{R}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to any target.
Voidhawk42: "Mr President, a second Mirai's Wake has hit..."
Orxolon: @superdude097 great
Orxolon: thx
MegaDosX: Third Mirari's Wake?
Mr_Horrible: sometimes you just cast mirari's wake
adept_nekomancer: When is Mirari's naptime?
ghizmou: long live tubers
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MegaDosX: Two birds, and two Mirari's Wakes and Armadillo Cloak
Diabore: can always count on james to have the fast round, man wants to go home
e_bloc: cori needed one stone
Strebenherz: Mirari goes brr
lindseygeminitwin: selesnya is so good
Sogheim: what's the green ball lightning?
e_bloc: clickslither is adjacent
rogerivany:
Why sideboard just to get Ben to call you a coward? 
GasCityGaming: i'm really liking it!
Mr_Horrible: love to sideboard
iris_of_ether: I think I'm almost done with Vampire Crawlers haha. Just in time for Forbidden Solitaire's release~
Mr_Horrible: bring in those Persecutes baby
Dog_of_Myth: @Sogheim Groundbreaker
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Defiant Falcon [1W] | Creature — Rebel Bird [1/1] | Flying / {4}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Spades_Slicc:
If you sideboard you're a coward because you could've maindecked those cards and simply run above the minimum deck size
Diabore: james such a rebel
Pywodwagon: I’m still waiting for sideboard month where you only play 60/15 formats all month
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: bedtime
MrSarkhan: Would elves?
Mr_Horrible: aka "when the tarp goes over the cage"
Mr_Horrible: aka "when the hood goes on"
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hidingbox: now the real question is, how many rebels did James end up with?
Pywodwagon: wow 2026 standard card wood elves
e_bloc: but should elves?
Mr_Horrible: won't elves
LRRbot: Fertile Ground [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
Mr_Horrible: Multani *almost* doing the 6 7
e_bloc: card is wild
LRRbot: Defiant Vanguard [2W] | Creature — Human Rebel [2/2] | When this creature blocks, at end of combat, destroy it and all creatures it blocked this turn. / {5}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 4 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
rosesmcgee: The Defiant is my favorite starship, too
MegaDosX: You would, Ben
Mr_Horrible: very funny that was the only rebel to get timeshifted
e_bloc: they sure did just make up some weird stuff sometimes
LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
derolopercy: Been gone since game one, Ben play yet?
GasCityGaming:
Oh you're arrogant wurm huh? Sing Last Saskatchewan pirate
LoneGoat: well, we paid 3 mana for it
Diabore: @derolopercy nope, him and gavin will be next
LRRbot: Glorious Anthem [1WW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1.
Mr_Horrible: now you play this flat out for its madness cost and it gains you 3 life etb
derolopercy: @Diabore bet
Mr_Horrible: it also costs 500 dollars
LRRbot: Kamahl, Fist of Krosa [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [4/3] | {G}: Target land becomes a 1/1 creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {2}{G}{G}{G}: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: Krosa's got some big hands
Mr_Horrible: now play Goblin Sharpshooter
Mr_Horrible: make him cry
A_Dub888: Landzuri
e_bloc: I wish arrogant wurm was creature - arrogant wurm , like other cards whose name is their name, and their job is after the common
Pywodwagon: saving the benst for last
Diabore: im sensing james has many green cards in hand
Cptasparagus: @Mr_Horrible and the jaw of a space marine
Spades_Slicc: Why is this fist of Krosa so much better than the other one?
LRRbot: Pianna, Nomad Captain [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Nomad [2/2] | Whenever Pianna attacks, attacking creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.
theamc2000: yeah. you’d have to put your lands in back
Mr_Horrible: @Cptasparagus he's just a very square man
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc Baru didn't grow up in The Pits
theamc2000: James. I hope next card is forest
Diabore: 15?
rensti14: dang!
MegaDosX: Kachunk
LRRbot: Assault // Battery | Assault [R] | Sorcery | Assault deals 2 damage to any target. // Battery [3G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
Mr_Horrible:
theamc2000: security
Cptasparagus: i am writing this formal letter to notify you that you are being assaulted
LRRbot: Battle Screech [2WW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control.
Aarek: damn it ben!
Orxolon: why Kabhal died¿?
Mr_Horrible: realizing James has 4 anthems in his deck, at least
Diabore: @Orxolon blocking dude says it and what it blocked dies
detectiveYarmas: @Orxolon the rebel he blocked with kills things it blocks at end of combot
Orxolon: *kamahl
superdude097: @Orxolon The Rebel that blocked it had an ability that destroys all the creatures that it blocked at end of combat
Mr_Horrible:
please, Benjamin. It'd be Volcanic Hammer
Orxolon: ah,ok
MegaDosX: Live, laugh, lightning bolt
e_bloc: slowrolling the lightning strike
Mr_Horrible: or maybe scorching magma?
e_bloc: I forget, does magma go face? I think it's 2 anyay
rensti14: @MegaDosX I love this!
Mr_Horrible: ah, scorching *lava*, my bad
Orxolon: @Diabore so,knowing that why attack with Kamahl?
Mr_Horrible: although that only does 2, but it does go face
Orxolon: nothing,nvm i said that XD
e_bloc: there is always good old lava axe
MegaDosX: Bro's got a ten drop
Diabore: i so wanna know now
theamc2000: quad green spell?
rogerivany: 2 wakes
LRRbot: Mirari's Wake [3GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
hidingbox: step 1
DeM0nFiRe:
e_bloc: crush of wurms I hope
Mr_Horrible: !deck
Mr_Horrible: oh, nice, there is an urza's rage
Orxolon: i hope is the 16 cost dragon from planeshift
Diabore: cmon kitty
LRRbot: Moment's Peace [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. / Flashback {2}{G}
MegaDosX: WOW
Mr_Horrible: YESSSSSSS
Kentosaurus: yes yes yes
Diabore: PEACE
superdude097:
rensti14: yes!t
MegaDosX: Get fogged on
Frostwriter111: get FOGGED
e_bloc: Urza's rage was funny back in the day
Cavemanhar: fog with flashback
Dovian: Magic RULES
Strebenherz: GOTTEM
wertyy42: lollll
Mr_Horrible: moment's peace my GOAT
ghizmou: that fog hurts
Voidhawk42: GAVIN this cube RULES
e_bloc: tear my live into moment's peaces
Mr_Horrible: I got one of these signed by lrrfolk at PAX back in like 2017 lol
Uniclonus: I was waiting for an Ember Shot
Mr_Horrible: one of my favorite cards
rensti14: this cube rules!
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
MegaDosX: Da wurm
Dog_of_Myth: Wurm!
e_bloc: yeah man this brings me right back to my youth
hidingbox: do the wurm
rensti14: so innocent.
Diabore: why does card reader love this plains
Mr_Horrible: "would you still swing for lethal if I was a wurm?"
LRRbot: Akroma, Angel of Wrath [5WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [6/6] | Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and from red
MegaDosX: Oh wow
yofl: akromaaaa
Mr_Horrible: fucked up, man
MrSarkhan:
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: hell yeah
DeM0nFiRe:
theamc2000: Akroma!
MegaDosX: Akroma from the top rope
e_bloc: just 7 casual effects
Mr_Horrible: yeah that happened pretty exactly like James said it would
MapleFoniks: Ben against the vandal?
e_bloc:
A_Dub888: Akroma, Ixidor’s OC Do Not Steal
Dog_of_Myth: Man, this cube rules.
LRRbot: Caravan Escort [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {2} / LEVEL 1-4 / 2/2 / LEVEL 5+ / 5/5 / First strike
accountmadeforants: Oh hell, Cori and/or Cameron can finally explain what the hell Titanium Court is.
KeytarCat: Caravan Escort and plains
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rensti14: @dem0nfire you’re cool!
Strebenherz: cuuube
Mr_Horrible: kyewb
A_Dub888: aw man
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Micalovits: Can't recommend
e_bloc: they said the name
Mr_Horrible: Ben you can't be wearing that shirt in 2003
Mr_Horrible: you'll create a paradox
rensti14: this is a LRR all-timer! I’m having so much fun.
BrowneePointz: Excuse you Graham, I believe that is Drag Star Gigi Wellplayed
Micalovits: Now watching LotR is still something we do in 20206
CrossXhunteR: wow, got home from FNM in time to catch some FNPF
Mr_Horrible: "Me!" - Ben
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Seal of Fire [R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 2 damage to any target.
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e_bloc: so Gavin is the rock
hidingbox: Didn't watch the draft section, but Gavin on Fires could be a danger alert
superdude097: Seals bark
Diabore: been a long day
A_Dub888: GAVIN
Mr_Horrible: Gavin's a Clapper Enjoyer
Mr_Horrible: DKC2 Ball Knower
rogerivany: I got it.
LRRbot: Goblin Piledriver [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/2] | Protection from blue / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
BrowneePointz: It's kind of wild that 90% of the broken Goblins are still from Old Magic
e_bloc: too bad Adam is here, he does the seal pretty well
LRRbot: Sparksmith [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | {T}: This creature deals X damage to target creature and X damage to you, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
e_bloc: welp
accountmadeforants: Wrath of Gob
Mr_Horrible:
just remember Ben, you can't sac to prospector if you want Gavin to get domed
e_bloc: you can't hurt me--I choose to hurt mysefl
Pywodwagon: state based actions!
Mr_Horrible: Life do be a resource
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Flame Rift [1R] | Sorcery | Flame Rift deals 4 damage to each player.
Mr_Horrible: god incinerator's so good
e_bloc: this is what I'm talking about
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
accountmadeforants: Flame RIft sure is a real magic card
Micalovits: I loooooove Flame rift
accountmadeforants: (I love this cube)
LRRbot: Secluded Steppe | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / Cycling {W}
ancientspark: Goblins sharing 1 brain cell is fully accurate
LRRbot: Within Range [3B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. / Whenever you attack, each opponent loses life equal to the number of creatures attacking them.
LRRbot: Isolated Watchtower | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Scry 1, then you may reveal the top card of your library. If a basic land card is revealed this way, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Activate only if an opponent controls at least two more lands than you.
Mr_Horrible: Green Goblin pointing at Green Goblin dot jpeg
northos: card reader's been having a time tonight
Diabore: volchammer
e_bloc: when two goblins go to war
LRRbot: Volcanic Hammer [1R] | Sorcery | Volcanic Hammer deals 3 damage to any target.
northos: promo volcanic hammer is so sick
Mr_Horrible: face: it's the place
e_bloc: it's gorgeous
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature. / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Micalovits: Oh
Diabore: yup
ancientspark: Oh noooooo
Dog_of_Myth: Oh baby
Micalovits: I think Gavin just won
hidingbox: ah
LoneGoat: well, that's a wrap
MegaDosX: The Voxy special
e_bloc: goblin civil war
Mr_Horrible:
"I dunno, I think Ben's deck is better than mine" - Gavin Verhey, scurrilous liar
Voidhawk42: @MegaDosX "NOBODY MOVE!"
xantos69: Both teams fought hard I guess.
MegaDosX: @Voidhawk42 "I GOT A FUCKEN GUN!"
LRRbot: Goblin Trenches [1RW] | Enchantment | {2}, Sacrifice a land: Create two 1/1 red and white Goblin Soldier creature tokens.
BrowneePointz: See I also would be a lil anxious about playing Gavin, cuz surprise, *Gavin is really, REALLY good at Magic*
theamc2000: I know goblin trenches from beejlander
A_Dub888: @LRRbot Beejlander classic
Toxxick: Seeing that card gives me Beejlander flashbacks
GasCityGaming: Beejlander memories
LRRbot: Pillage [1RR] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.
Kentosaurus: this is a knife fight
LRRbot: Student of Warfare [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {W} / LEVEL 2-6 / 3/3 / First strike / LEVEL 7+ / 4/4 / Double strike
LRRbot: Ghitu Fire [XR] | Sorcery | You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / Ghitu Fire deals X damage to any target.
Diabore: card reader is having a time
GirlPainting: couldn´t ben react with sacreficing the land for a goblin?
xantos69: Gavin... I want more 3 mana land destruction for my commander deck. I have no friends left, but I need to make the deck better.
GirlPainting: he had a mana left
KeytarCat: A *different* white level up card
LoneGoat: @GirlPainting it costs 2
GirlPainting: ah
GirlPainting: ook
LRRbot: Blistering Firecat [1RRR] | Creature — Elemental Cat [7/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature. / Morph {R}{R}
Voidhawk42: Because CUTE KITTY
rensti14: gg’s
Orxolon: sideboard chill!
Orxolon: enginered plague
Mr_Horrible: when blistering firecat knocks all the crap off your coffee table, then ignites the table
e_bloc: cant pass sharpshooter without a good reason
Toxxick: I think Pete Venters did like 90% of the onslaught block goblins
dutchmoose: i want boogers back
Mr_Horrible:
when I look at Krenko I'm goin' 
Micalovits: I do like that they have stopped the giant noses, but otherwise agreed
e_bloc: I dunno, I think these goblins are hot
Mr_Horrible: it do
PorpoisesUnknown: "I wanna see an ugly goblin" ben "goblin gucker" Ulmer
Shadoworse888: @gualdhar i wouldnt be surprised
Strebenherz: It's a really cool cube!
Natedogg2: Yep, red and white Goblin Soldier creature tokens.
MrSarkhan: Cube is sick Gavin
BeefcakeEmperor: !deck
lindseygeminitwin: cube is the best!!!!
Jundinator: Hello chat and hello Gavin
LRRbot: Student of Warfare [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {W} / LEVEL 2-6 / 3/3 / First strike / LEVEL 7+ / 4/4 / Double strike
e_bloc: 100%, thank you Gavin
BrowneePointz: I'm also glad they've gotten away from the Big Nose trope
Pywodwagon: and come to cubecon dmv in july or cubecon prime in august!
Mr_Horrible: oh neat, this is how I learn that Rise of the Hobgoblin (that that token art is for) uses the same tokens as Goblin Trenches did
rensti14: love that advice Gavin!
LoadingReadyRun: @Shadoworse888 Have you seen our warhammer 40K nights? (the answer is yes)
Mr_Horrible: Goblin Soldiers and everything
e_bloc: mine would probably just be IPA, maybe add like strixhaven
Mr_Horrible: I'm drafting Sparkcasters
LRRbot: Goblin Trenches [1RW] | Enchantment | {2}, Sacrifice a land: Create two 1/1 red and white Goblin Soldier creature tokens.
theamc2000: I thought it was a beer cube with that acronym
LRRbot: Fires of Yavimaya [1RG] | Enchantment | Creatures you control have haste. / Sacrifice this enchantment: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
lindseygeminitwin: it is goblin city up in here!
BrowneePointz: LEGENDARY constructed card
hidingbox: banger
MrSarkhan: love that card
BrowneePointz: One of the best Bangers of all time
Mr_Horrible: need to see that turn 5 shivan wurm now
GasCityGaming: this is in my Prosh deck
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
e_bloc: as a nether spirit player, I f*ing hated this with blastoderm
LRRbot: Goblin Goon [3R] | Creature — Goblin Mutant [6/6] | This creature can't attack unless you control more creatures than defending player. / This creature can't block unless you control more creatures than attacking player.
A_Dub888: Goonblin
lindseygeminitwin: hahahahahaha oh noooo what a name
Mr_Horrible: "youse want I should swing, boss?"
PorpoisesUnknown: Surprisingly not "goon" type
Scarbble: the goblins must go on
LRRbot: Flametongue Kavu [3R] | Creature — Kavu [4/2] | When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.
MrSarkhan:
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Mr_Horrible:
and oh look, it haste
Natedogg2: Good ol' FTK. Nothing beats FTK
Mr_Horrible: My Fires Dot Dek
e_bloc: goon creature type or riot
BeefcakeEmperor: The pain makes it memorable!
lindseygeminitwin: an education and a beating. two birds with one stone
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
Jundinator: Wait. I thought cubes are usually singleton
Mr_Horrible: Ben driving up next to Gavin and rolling his window down, asking if he has any FTK
e_bloc: just trying to distract ben while he tries to throw you ben into a dumpster
LRRbot: Goblin Piledriver [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/2] | Protection from blue / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
LoadingReadyRun: @Jundinator they often are, this one is different
BrowneePointz: Gavin is the best kind of former MTG Pro. He teaches you the history of the game while he Sinks threes and alley oops in your face lol.
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
e_bloc: finds crib swap
BrowneePointz: @Jundinator sometimes you include multiples if some archetypes hinge on key cards depending on the theme of the cube
Jundinator: Gempalm incinerator pretty good too
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature. / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
e_bloc: I was a figure four man myself
Lord_Hosk: Do a Mirage Visions Avacyn Restored Cube. Its the "Hosk Quits magic, Hosk returns to Magic cube"
BrowneePointz: I have NEVER seen that Matron art before
Micalovits: Its the best Matron art
Micalovits: Good ol Polka Mommy
e_bloc: definitely better than the is it urza's saga on?
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
Micalovits: Damn, off by 1 I think
A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk what does Visions represent?
dagoth__ur_: damn gavin is here LRR is cooler than i thought
Addictiveme: What's the card on the far right of Ben's board?
Frostwriter111: 15 is not 16
superdude097: !card goblin trenches
LRRbot: Goblin Trenches [1RW] | Enchantment | {2}, Sacrifice a land: Create two 1/1 red and white Goblin Soldier creature tokens.
dagoth__ur_: your hair looks great today Gavin
Lord_Hosk: @A_Dub888 it was the last set that came out before I quit.
LRRbot: Student of Warfare [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {W} / LEVEL 2-6 / 3/3 / First strike / LEVEL 7+ / 4/4 / Double strike
Addictiveme: pain
DeM0nFiRe:
Mr_Horrible: it *is* is the weird thing
lindseygeminitwin: wah wahhh
Mr_Horrible: well, same templating and type, but yeah printed for Rise of the Hobgoblin
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MrSarkhan: That token is from Rise of the hobgoblins
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
Jundinator: That one is morningtide
Micalovits: Remember to draw of Gempalm!
DeM0nFiRe:
Strebenherz: Gavin i think your cube has a goblins bias. As a goblins player, I approve.
Mr_Horrible: oh NOW it's funny
Jundinator: Remember to draw a card for cycling
Frostwriter111: did Ben draw off the cycling? I might have missed it
LRRbot: Student of Warfare [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {W} / LEVEL 2-6 / 3/3 / First strike / LEVEL 7+ / 4/4 / Double strike
Micalovits: I don't think Ben drew from his Gempalm
GirlPainting: Gavin should have a Muffin
Strebenherz: OH NO
LRRbot: Goblin Pyromancer [3R] | Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, Goblin creatures get +3/+0 until end of turn. / At the beginning of the end step, destroy all Goblins.
Mr_Horrible: incredible
lindseygeminitwin: HAHAHAHAHA
MrSarkhan:
Kentosaurus: wow
Jundinator:
e_bloc: amazing
WiJohn: That is funny for Gavin!
rensti14: noice!
lindseygeminitwin: THAT IS AMAZING HAHAHA
e_bloc: this card is immaculate
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.
Voidhawk42: "The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works."
Mr_Horrible: overrun, it's back, in a weirder form
KeytarCat: That was a damn fast round!
e_bloc: great cube, great games
LRRbot: Sulfuric Vortex [1RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player. / If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.
LRRbot: Urza's Rage [2R] | Instant | Kicker {8}{R} / This spell can't be countered. / Urza's Rage deals 3 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, instead it deals 10 damage to that permanent or player and the damage can't be prevented.
Mr_Horrible: ah, 2001 standards
e_bloc: uw control would splash red for it
e_bloc: it was a silly time
LRRbot: Saproling Burst [4G] | Enchantment | Fading 7 / Remove a fade counter from this enchantment: Create a green Saproling creature token. It has "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of fade counters on Saproling Burst." / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, destroy all tokens created with this enchantment. They can't be regenerated.
rensti14: a real celebration of mtg, thanks!
100viewbots: ben failed to identify who was the aggro, flores style
lindseygeminitwin: BRUTAL
LRRbot: Blastoderm [2GG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Shroud / Fading 3
Strebenherz: BLASTODERM YES
A_Dub888: !card blastod
LRRbot: Blastoderm [2GG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Shroud / Fading 3
Mr_Horrible: did you have the shivan wurm, Gavin?
LRRbot: Pyroclasm [1R] | Sorcery | Pyroclasm deals 2 damage to each creature.
LRRbot: Slice and Dice [4RR] | Sorcery | Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature. / Cycling {2}{R} / When you cycle this card, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.
LRRbot: Wildfire [4RR] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.
e_bloc: fires/blastoderm/saproling burst is giving me ptsd
LRRbot: Lightning Rift [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a player cycles a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.
Mr_Horrible: oh hell yeah lightning rift
LRRbot: Stone Rain [2R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land.
thaneofstuff: Isn't the Saproling Burst math that you remove 3 counters when you have Fires out, so you attack for 12, then attack for 9 the next turn
thaneofstuff: I might be wrong, or it could be more situational
Mr_Horrible: @thaneofstuff depends on how much you want
lindseygeminitwin: coolest cube ever!!
Mr_Horrible: but yes the highest damage initial swing was 3 tokens at 4/4
SinisterSquid7: Thanks, Gavin!
BeefcakeEmperor: !deck
Micalovits: The 4/4's die to the Kavu
Jundinator: Can mtgo get this cube?
e_bloc: thank you Gavin!
thaneofstuff: @Mr_Horrible Cool, glad I remembered that part
rensti14: so much fun! thank y’all, I appreciate it.
LRRbot: Student of Warfare [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {W} / LEVEL 2-6 / 3/3 / First strike / LEVEL 7+ / 4/4 / Double strike
Jundinator: Is lrrbot ok
Kentosaurus: fun cube, gavin!
Pywodwagon: and come to cubecon!
xantos69:
50 Bits
Mr_Horrible: this stuff was still "in the news", as it were, when I started playing, so I got a lot of stories about them from the oldheads at my LGS
Fruan: Graham absolutely mongered that spirit
Strebenherz:
90
A_Dub888: Ah Spiritmonger, the first card to make me go “Wait, it does WHAT???”
Jundinator: And go to cubecon
e_bloc: my favorite card is haunting echos, which is unfortuatenly not great in commader. but it did work in the 'tog mirrors
Micalovits: I mean, I was 0-2 In strixhaven earlier this week and felt like that... Went 7-2.
Micalovits: Then the same feeling but 1-3 aftertwards xD
BrowneePointz: Go watch Gavin's drag game. it was really good!
lindseygeminitwin: I am Gavin Verhey also
Jundinator: Don't forget the inaugural episode of spell slayers
shendaras:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Mr_Horrible: "Sun's haunted"
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LRRbot: Thoughtlace [U] | Instant | Target spell or permanent becomes blue.
LRRbot: White Ward [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has protection from white. This effect doesn't remove this Aura.
e_bloc: also a very beautiful game
Dog_of_Myth:
100viewbots: we are here, alive
Mr_Horrible: oh cool
LRRbot: Field Creeper [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/1]
NonchalantAvenger: any more live content planned with Verhy??? @LoadingReadyRun
lindseygeminitwin: ooooooo pubg
Voidhawk42: Come, join, kill Matt
xantos69: I'm back in to pubg again I guess.
Strebenherz: Time to hunt the wiggins
Diabore: can confirm, killing matt wiggins is great
A_Dub888:
@Voidhawk42 
lindseygeminitwin: hahahahaha
LRRbot: Spectral Binding (front: Binding Geist) | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−0. / If Spectral Binding would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
e_bloc: come to kill Matt, stay to hear odd opinions on cinnamon
A_Dub888: Chat, you really PUB my G
LRRbot: Student of Warfare [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {W} / LEVEL 2-6 / 3/3 / First strike / LEVEL 7+ / 4/4 / Double strike
lindseygeminitwin: I have a red blazer you can borrow guys
MapleFoniks: Who's in the finals?
BrowneePointz: Ben's prismari deck is NUTS
BrowneePointz: he just has a block constructed dead
BrowneePointz: deck*
lindseygeminitwin: yessss prismari!!!!
DeM0nFiRe:
BrowneePointz: It's like a kick in the Garden
Dog_of_Myth: Thicc Tang Gardens
lindseygeminitwin: gahahahahhaha
Dog_of_Myth:
lindseygeminitwin: beefcake Gavin
NotCainNorAbel: bingo!
e_bloc: thats pretty clever
LadyAtarka: wo
DeM0nFiRe: I only recognized the names from Fire Emblem lol
lindseygeminitwin: hahahahhahaa
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
lindseygeminitwin: wow!
rogerivany: Seth was Adam and Eve's third son.
Vinewood_OG: "The holy 🤬 bible, son!"
ContingentCat: Huh cool
Brozard:
Lord_Hosk: Seth was "the replacement"
MrSarkhan:
lindseygeminitwin: Gavin 🤣🤣🤣
hidingbox: dropped the ball on that one, I guess
xantos69: Is the new DLC out for it yet?
e_bloc: damn Gavin
phoenixfeather14:
Thanks for the stream! Have a good night!
lindseygeminitwin: brutal hahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
ContingentCat:
Thanks lads
lindseygeminitwin: imagine watching and enjoying a stream and getting dissed by Gavin Verhey at the very end hahahahah
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