Adam's Gamehaus || Saros (pt 2)

Metric_Furlong: so, who's excited for Saros part 2? (aka Re-2-nal)
 Earthenone: 10 am saturday morning, its adams gamehaus like normal
  TXC2: title change!
 Earthenone: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  TXC2: CONTACT
Wolfstrike_NL: 
 Whisle:   
 Nigouki: oh heck
 lightfut: Adam's game it forward
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 catcard: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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 NorthstarTex: Its TIIIIIIIIIME! (for more Saros!)
AtrusOfMyst: I'm usually a YouTube VoD watcher. But for this, I made sure to check in live
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 the_bubble_machine: Pretty cool 
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x0den: hello
 accountmadeforants: The prodigal stream returns 
 jadielady: 
 electric_claire: I can't believe I've missed every gamehaus for the past few years, please forgive me Adam.
  TXC2: Here we GO!
Whisle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
 Whisle: Hello stinkies
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 jadielady: hey y'all
 Nigouki: jfc
 accountmadeforants:  
 Nigouki: is that still legal?
 NotCainNorAbel: wow
 iris_of_ether: Hahaha omh
x0den: *clap*
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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KeithulhuCards: Oh dang
 accountmadeforants: I can't believe the overlay is still around
 NorthstarTex: ANCIENT!
 InkAndFig: wowwwwwww
  TXC2: such nostalgia
n3ther: almost as old as US
Metric_Furlong: we're back in the 2010s again?
  TXC2: this is what the world was like before Covid 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Hmm.
 Darleysam: we could live like this again
 catcard: oh god
Simbionis: oh wow that old ui
 NorthstarTex: like the old days!
hamraffle: I'm home!
  TXC2: Hello Adam
  TXC2: !patreon
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 Nigouki: oh fuck, 2016?! WE GOT 19 DAYS TO WARN HARAMBE
  TXC2: !store
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eshplode subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
 eshplode: I've somehow never watched Adam's Gamehaus in all this time
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 ArtDecoSunburn: "The Dream of the mid-Aughts is alive."
 accountmadeforants: It was a different time, a time with smaller monitors and even smaller content
zazamost: Hi Adam
  TXC2: !wiki
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 Mangledpixel: I believe an animation of that old LoadingReadyLIVE logo there was the first thing I ever made for LRR
 itsr67: LOL
 InkAndFig: if we save Harambe, we save the timeline, right?
zazamost: OH DANG WE BACK TO THE H A U S
 itsr67: when am i
 accountmadeforants: Dark Souls 3 per the wiki
 e_bloc: 1111 we're heeeeeerreeee
 catcard: oh my god
 InkAndFig: bwoooahhhhh
n3ther: who made this xd
 NorthstarTex: Playstation, WTF!
 electric_claire: Oh man, the border
 Darleysam: dang, I've been following the channel since April 2016
 accountmadeforants: Oh my god the facebook link too
 YFiddler: hi
n3ther: it's serviceable
 Strebenherz: A+ tier joke streamer
 electric_claire: I was so happy when this overlay went away
 catcard: I got to hang out with my girlfriend and now Adam strim game haus. today is a good day.
  TXC2: and the thing is, this is 10 times better then most twitch stream today, let alone in 2016 
 TheMerricat: I love that it's covering up the subscriber bug
 YFiddler: wait
 CypherRaze: What do you mean what do you mean
 YFiddler: the return of the haüs
 NorthstarTex: wdym?
 CypherRaze: Oh
n3ther: we might never know wdym
 GasCityGaming: oh man, that overlay, right in the nostalgia.
 catcard: cool soup brother
Wolfstrike_NL: It's LRL, and Adam's Gamehaüs is what's happening
 itsr67: God the overlay
gameboy350: This means that feed dump is coming back. Confirmed.
 catcard: is that the place he emerges when he dies?
 electric_claire: Imagine if TV shows did this
 ArtOfStuttering: Can we get a previously in DBZ recap?
 catcard: oh no it's a portal!
SeaDiegoFC subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
 SeaDiegoFC: Saturday Saros Sub!
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 youcantlistentobuttons: ADAAAAAAAAAM Back on the I LIVE/ I DIE / I LIVE AGAIN train!
LibraryWitchKei: Wait hold on, Adam's Gamehaus is back? 
 accountmadeforants: @gameboy350 Let's not forget about Now Kiss, Beej's Backlog, Kathleen Saves the World, NewDay Tuesday, Video Games with Video James, the Book of Passwords...
Invitare: never left
 rosesmcgee: Quick, update the Wiki
 Darleysam: bringing back the "thank you for subscribing" voice with it?
 pctjoe: are you saying you are reternaling
 Darleysam: fair, fair
Metric_Furlong: love it when my on-board suit AI starts quoting alien religious prophecy at me
 malsareus: good evening
 malsareus: having fun Adam?
  TXC2: so based on a sample size of 2, I take it that the suit NEVER gives a straight answer? 
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n3ther: the fun is building up
 malsareus: excellent
 kristian_fischer: Clog of Fun incoming.
n3ther: we aren't doing our job then 
LibraryWitchKei: @n3ther Yup exactly what I was thinking
wholsometiger: You dodge like a martial artist dancing between raindrops, it looks like fun!
 kristian_fischer: This looks like the horrible offspring of Returnal and Elden Ring.
LibraryWitchKei: I do believe it's from Returnal devs
 kristian_fischer: It is
LibraryWitchKei: That would explain it
n3ther: oh I definitely see it
 kristian_fischer: Housemarque, they're called.
 7gorobei: the music and sound is good but its no whale wail
gameboy350: They should make a power suit that doesn't whisper to you menacingly
Metric_Furlong: also love it when my internet immediately dies after I refer to 'alien religious prophecy'. that's not ominous at all
  TXC2: Elden ring was one of the better selling games of recent, also won  game of the year....twice 
n3ther: hard to go a day without someone mentioning elden ring tbh xd
 kristian_fischer: @gameboy350 What, your power suit doesn't whisper to you menacingly. Mine gives me ramen recipes in a tone that sounds like it wants to skin me.
Orxolon: yeeeyy Saros!
 malsareus: theyv also appear to have shottguns
 Mr_Horrible: "Suh, ros?"
 NorthstarTex: 
Metric_Furlong: you didn't need that anyway, you were just levelling the playing field 
 Mr_Horrible: now you'll have to beat death in a first-to-piss
 accountmadeforants: I love the "punch the ground" animation, just makes him look like a frat boy with anger management issues
 Mr_Horrible: the old fashioned way
 Darleysam: @accountmadeforants literally too angry to die
 Mr_Horrible: oh I see we did get the Gamehaus logo back for the day
 accountmadeforants: @Darleysam If there was some drywall nearby to punch through we'd be immortal
 Mr_Horrible: Too Live Crew
 accountmadeforants: Nah every bonus stream should use the Gamehaus overlay from now on 
 malsareus: unlimited powah?
 Mr_Horrible: corrupted health afaik
 Isaac3567: Corruption reducing max health
 Mr_Horrible: from yellow bullets
 malsareus: is the . on top of the j surely
 accountmadeforants: It's a measure of how good of a P2 Johnny player you are.
 Mr_Horrible: it's your piss meter
 Mr_Horrible: when it fills up you have to go back to base to take a leak
 Isaac3567: I think that tooltip said using your power weapon reduces the corruption level too>
 Mr_Horrible: tfw you haven't seen beau in FOREVER but it's been 72 hours
gameboy350: To keep with the retro theme, we're moving all lrr programs to the Escapist again
 Isaac3567: Oh yeah it does reduce it, nice
 accountmadeforants: Why don't the aliens always use the red bullets, are they stupid?
 Mr_Horrible: bubble shields here too? Wow I can't believe Marathon ruined another meta with their balance changes 
  TXC2: gameboy350  oh Dear Gods please no 
 Mr_Horrible: I'll take the opposite bet, that it is easy and/or "for babies"
 malsareus: maybe James can offer you a dollar to do a handgun only playthrough
 accountmadeforants: I bet the difficulty will ramp down as you go on
 Mr_Horrible: we'll see who the truth ends up favoring, Savidan 
 Mr_Horrible: 1 point for Savidan
gameboy350: Maybe being a baby is really difficult. We just dont remember it because we were babies
 Mr_Horrible: oh I hope it doesn't do implicit scaling down if you're biffing runs
 GasCityGaming: dang gub-mint
 accountmadeforants: Ticketmaster's in charge of the revival stations
 Darleysam: literally the only two certainties in life: death and taxes
 Mr_Horrible: I get the sentiment behind it but I hate systems like that that you can't control
  TXC2: of course being a baby is hard, you shit yourself every 4 hours 
 Nigouki: who's gonna pay for enemy robot schools otherwise? that's what taxes are FOR
 saucemaster5000: taxes pay for civic services and healthcare
 malsareus: Tax goes with death Adam, the certainties of life
gameboy350: Gotta slot some cluster gems into that skill tree, looking at bit bare
 StewartRWyatt: Oh hell yeah, the return of the Gamehaus!
 Mr_Horrible: so locked in I got Locked In Syndrome
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 Tripleyew: you got this Adam: we believe!
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 Mr_Horrible: "Jerome seems supremely relaxed, now that he is leaving you on Sent"
 Mr_Horrible: nah he ain't even looking
 Mr_Horrible: rerolling? In *my* action roguelike?
 catcard: hi mr horrible!
 fragilepaper: o/
 catcard: hi fragile :3
 malsareus: but it does have actual range
 SpleenLord: What is this game and why does it look like returnal?
Metric_Furlong: no-key no-key fight club
  TXC2: SpleenLord  it's Saros, and it's made by the same devs at returnal
 Tripleyew: “nokey dokey,” if you will
  TXC2: *as Returnal
 SpleenLord: That makes sense. Thanks
 Tripleyew: they like their veggies, they drink lots of water every day…
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 malsareus: yet keyless, we advance
  TXC2: Hello James
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 fragilepaper: o/ James
Metric_Furlong: James "legally an adult" Turner
 Nigouki: an adult? did you do your taxes yet?
 Tripleyew: adult James is here… adulting?
 jadielady: was crocheting and for a moment I thought that was a sound alert 
 malsareus: in the before times
  TXC2: I haven't been to facebook since 2011 
 GasCityGaming: y'all still have it, just looked lol
n3ther: think people did not go to facebook for twitch updates 
 GasCityGaming: last post was June 15 2021
 gualdhar: Hi, mom! I'm on camera!
 YFiddler: you mean you don't???
glencoco132 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
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 malsareus: have we been down the laser pit?
 malsareus: oh
  TXC2: and show how you look better now?
 malsareus: I thought it was a nice deep hole
 SpleenLord: Where are any of us going?
 fragilepaper: 
 YFiddler: did you still have your eyebrow pierced back then?
 malsareus: we're mostly going in circles
  TXC2: malsareus  more of a spiral for me 
lamina5432 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
 lamina5432: get some adam before I go out
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 malsareus: @TXC2 how fancy of you
 fragilepaper: Noted - getting hit is bad
 Isaac3567: Using your power weapon gets rid of the corruption
Procrastronauts subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months!
 Procrastronauts: gamer be gaming
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 malsareus: and it said pierce
chaos5896: o/ good day
 malsareus: we're no longer keyless!
 Mr_Horrible: Carcosan Key(stone Lite)
  TXC2: hello chaos5896  welcome
hackingducks: black hole sun...
 Mr_Horrible: "keep low" what the fuck does that mean in this context, Arjun
 malsareus: Arjun is an a half full kinda guy it seems
 Mr_Horrible: you're both in a facility you don't know the layout of, AND the layout keeps shifting
chaos5896: Hey TXC2, good to "see" you again.
 itsr67: pragmata carbine
 Mr_Horrible: that muzzle is playing Rise on repeat
 malsareus: the bullet trajectory persisting is kinda evil
 Isaac3567: Have we used a re-roll yet? I'm curious if it rolls an entire new weapon or keeps the same weapon but changes the modifiers?
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>CURSE OF HUGH 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑
 itsr67: dang
 Mr_Horrible: lol, fair dinkum
hackingducks: this game is simultaneously a visual feast and absolutely abusive to the visual cortex.
 Mr_Horrible: oh it's 3-shot bursts, that makes more sense why there's so much muzzle climb
  TXC2: hackingducks  overstimulation: the game 
 Mr_Horrible: still wild tho
hackingducks: @TXC2 pretty much yeah. I think I might officially be too old for this game lmao
NightValien28 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 147 months!
 NightValien28: THE GAMEHAUS IS BACK!!
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 catcard: hi nv!
 Mr_Horrible: turrettown USA
 pctjoe: turret city we spawn turrets... and thats all
 Mr_Horrible: "We built this city on staaaaa-tic mobs"
  TXC2: "wish we were going to candy apple city" "what they got there?" "Turrets, but they're not so big"
 Mr_Horrible: I'm so proud of us
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: we heard you want the muzzle to take up bouldering
 Mr_Horrible: great now we can increase the recoil again 
 Mr_Horrible: math gun
 Zaneysed: Oh hell yeah Adam's gamehaus is back
 rosesmcgee: We're so back
  TXC2: Rick O'Shea is back on his bullshit
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, yellow orbs for the pickups and for the bullets is a little bit of a headfake
  TXC2: that answers that question
 rosesmcgee: No one here is qualified to help
 Mr_Horrible: I'm not allowed in that facility, dawg
 fragilepaper: ……
 gualdhar: ok mail me a controller
 Nigouki: ok fine pass the controller bro
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Stay on that road!
hackingducks: it ain't me.
 Mr_Horrible: they don't wanna be liable when my head gets lasered off
 rosesmcgee: My credentials are impotent
 GasCityGaming: I have a Bachelor of General Studies, i got nothin.
 quasi79fu: instructions unclear...you want a beee?
 Mr_Horrible: I love the bullet spread patterns in these games
 raulghoulia: Is there a doctor in the house?
 ultraman324: Adam for this part you don't have to use the eclipse thing right away. One of sections can be done in normal mode
hackingducks: this gun is cool though. it's like the ZF-1 from fifth element
hackingducks: without all the bells and whistles
 Mr_Horrible: prolly LOS around the bridge and pillar
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 Mr_Horrible: oh, hmm, that's not a pillar
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 Mr_Horrible: IDK then
 quasi79fu: do i look like i play games?
 Mr_Horrible: that's the noise I make when I wake up before 7am
Wolfstrike_NL: O yea, Happy Piccolo day!
 rosesmcgee: Never take damage and never stop moving? Easy
  TXC2: never stop taking damage, got it
 quasi79fu: who designed this place? A insane person?
hackingducks: it looks like an industrial mine... in actual Hell.
 pctjoe: has 40k vibes
  TXC2: "aw fuck it's one of those rooms!" me, when a room has more people in it then I thought.
loufghyslaufey: The heck!?
loufghyslaufey: I mean, i was expecting... a new adventure's loosey-chosey book... probably?
loufghyslaufey: "Soap", "Sorrows"... I hear?
hackingducks: pinhead from hellraiser?
loufghyslaufey: Someone from the Returnal team devs? <(=w=)>
loufghyslaufey: I heard about it "Returnal-appeal", this game. Through a randomly raided streamer
 CaptainSpam: Ooo, I see we brought out the blue border for this.
 malsareus: sheer skill?
 raulghoulia: is this the best gamer of all time?
 lightfut: Slick movement bro
Slacker1977: whaddehek? the Gamehäus is open?
 Mr_Horrible: Massive Damage?
 Mr_Horrible: maybe you ought-o do some of the aiming yourself, then
  TXC2: but aiming is the hard part
 Mr_Horrible: the noises in this game are making me want to play GTFO
  TXC2: "my name is Hans Moleman, alcohol has ruined my life, I'm 34 years old!"
 Gekyouryuu: oh, cool, I didn't realize we were playing Touhou Project
 Mr_Horrible: world's first male touhou protagonist?
Slacker1977: i heard someone describe this game and started thinking about Ikaruga
 Mr_Horrible: yet to be seen whether Arjun is a witch
 Mr_Horrible: those were just warning shots
 fragilepaper: progress \o/
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Slacker1977: get mad at yourself?
  TXC2: get? I'm always mad at myself 
Slacker1977:  does the Onslaught rifle have 20% move speed?
 RebekahWSD: The low ground, the best place to be! Only can go up!
 Mr_Horrible: if you don't wanna jinx it why'd you just jinx it, Streamer?
 fragilepaper: promising run so fr
  Graham_LRR: what a great and cool overlay that everyone loves
 Mr_Horrible: get his ass
  Graham_LRR: it seemed like a good idea at the time
  TXC2: hi Graham
NimrodXIV: I'm impressed you still had it
  Juliamon: Shit was different a decade ago
 Mr_Horrible: yer livin in the past, peepaw
Slacker1977: ah, dang, it WAS an ü, not an ä
  Graham_LRR: okay I can’t defend the Facebook link
Invitare: Covid changed the way we think
KeithulhuCards: It was very thematic for the time
 malsareus: being young and hopeful
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: And a twitter link, too.
  TXC2: Graham_LRR  and it was
  Juliamon: That's the Tumblr t
 pctjoe: lol last post was 2021
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon somehow even funnier
Invitare: that's not THAT grim
 Mr_Horrible: although I think it's a bit too wide for that?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't believe you. Tumblr isn't real and it never was.
 Mr_Horrible: but then where will my rocks go?
 far2muchsarcasm: The cross is too long, that's the twitter t
  Juliamon: I choose to see it as the tumblr t
  Juliamon: because it probably still exists
 far2muchsarcasm: I won't stop you then
  TXC2: also it's funnier
  TXC2: Tumblr does exist in a greater fashion then Twitter does yes
Invitare: so what does absorbing bullets actually do?
Invitare: is it health?
 Mr_Horrible: you can shoot them back
 Mr_Horrible: with your sun arm
Slacker1977: charges a special weapon IIRC
 Mr_Horrible: which also purges the yellow corruption on your health
Invitare: magic arm I see
Slacker1977: that's what she said
 Mr_Horrible: when you look outside and the funnel cloud is touching down
 malsareus: you use the blue meter to remotely tickle enemies
Slacker1977: PogChampion
 youcantlistentobuttons: Tax Arm. the Ultimate ability
 Mr_Horrible: that "Jerome" was so strained it was almost another "JERF!"
Invitare: won't he respawn in the pool?
 Mr_Horrible: 
GedankenPalast_: *flops tired into chat*
 Mr_Horrible: it's Hobbes
 malsareus: very boss arena
Invitare: seems fine
The_Timo: Boss arena, or an Arena that is a boss, hm
Slacker1977: it's Bastian
 rosesmcgee: Floor = Lava
Invitare: The floor. Is Lava.
 Mr_Horrible: wait *THIS* was hunting our boy? It's fucking stationary, Jerome
  TXC2: hello GedankenPalast_  welcome
 e_bloc: forget bullet hell, we have floor hell now
GedankenPalast_: @TXC2 
 Mr_Horrible: really love the bullet patterns they get to do with the dodge/shield dichotomy
 MilkInBags: THE GAMEHAUS LIVES
 Mr_Horrible: Housemarque said "we have a particle system and we're not afraid to use it"
 e_bloc: FYI my 5 year old is telling me you are gonig to die (in this game)
 MilkInBags: "we made a new game and only added a shield" doesn't sound like a selling pitch but turns out it's good
 Nigouki: oh, that was just healthbar 1, fuk
 Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc expert hater at a young age
Slacker1977: @e_bloc very prescient
 e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible I've never been so proud
 MilkInBags: did your 5 year old have access to spice before being born
 e_bloc: I mean he spent about two years frozen in a lab, so probably not
The_Timo: Oh god what is 3rd phase gonna throw at you?
 Mr_Horrible: timing of bouncing over those rings is gonna be tough to practice
 Mr_Horrible: eh, it's adds intermission to give health back
 MilkInBags: classic having to beat minions to replenish some resources
 Mr_Horrible: 
 jadielady: 
 MilkInBags: i blame e_bloc's kid for this death
 WiJohn: No my innocence!
 JKBalch: That's not all
 e_bloc: maybe the kids right
 Mr_Horrible: it's like when PoE bosses spawn dorks to refill your flasks
 Vinewood_OG: I need an adult!
 Mr_Horrible: holding hands
 e_bloc: I don't get how he can believe in Santa, but not Savidan
 Mr_Horrible: and then the baby arrives
 pctjoe: telling
 MilkInBags: the infamous 3rd base (sleeping on the couch)
Slacker1977: World Dial?
 MilkInBags: wait is this the atlas
  TXC2: e_bloc  powerful manifestion there, keep an eye on that kid 
 MilkInBags: is your kid named paul atreides
 e_bloc: wouldnt that make me atreides
 MilkInBags: huh
 MilkInBags: @e_bloc i don't want to spoil anything 
 Mr_Horrible: *eclipse happens* "Sorry team, I mashed" - Arjun
  TXC2: e_bloc  it would make you Duke Leto, who....has a time
 e_bloc: fine I'll order a pain box off of amazon
silenceaux: Can also be temporarily increased through the power attribute
 MilkInBags: @e_bloc that's just a whole box of TMNT cards
 e_bloc: 
 MilkInBags: machines in this game really remind me of the matrix ones, it's cool
 MilkInBags: at least you have an audience!
  TXC2: and to think you used to do it every week
Slacker1977: working on the weekend 
 Mr_Horrible: I like-a da Saros
 e_bloc: live saturday streams are weird
 e_bloc: but at least I dont have to think about what to watch
 MilkInBags: hey chatroom remember to throw some subs and bits so adam is the best streamer of lrr and beats james 
  TXC2: it is though
 Mr_Horrible: it's an odd world we live in
 Mr_Horrible: but it's still work
 rosesmcgee: Professional entertaining is work
 Mr_Horrible: I'd be out on the street smoking the devil's lettuce
Slacker1977: internet's full of horrors
 AdamYMHMI: We'd probably be out doing drugs and crime without you, Adam
 NotCainNorAbel: I can watch two things at once
 e_bloc: I definitely understand that feelnig
 Darkstorm257: Doing the world a service really
 Mr_Horrible: it seems like it's more lenient but also doesn't confer as big of benefits
 e_bloc: I heard it as no, more getting hit
 Mr_Horrible: 2 dashes? Did Riot Games design this enemy?
 measureofhope: There's a bias against considering arts and entertainment to be "real work" and it's bullshit, of course its work. Don't let capitalism get in your head
 MilkInBags: HELL YEAH
silenceaux: Agreed, those chasers are nasty
 MilkInBags: microtransactions are my fix
 Mr_Horrible: I can sit inside and do drugs (caffeine) instead
  TXC2: exactly Adam
 Nigouki: i tell my parents that
silenceaux: okay but for real though
The_Timo: grape missles?
BrindleBoar: non-zero instances of jaywalking prevented
 e_bloc: play video games on drugs
 AdamYMHMI: @e_bloc stop giving your video games drugs!
  TXC2: "why would someone do drug when they can Beat Isshin Sword Saint in Skeiro"
 MilkInBags: @TXC2 i could never
The_Timo: neat
BrindleBoar: cluster bombs
 e_bloc: tbf, most drugs aren't as satisfying as playing as Harriet Tubman in Civ VII and nuking Caeser
 MilkInBags: can't wait to play this game on PC in 2034
 MilkInBags: I'd rather do cocaine than civ 7 sorry
BrindleBoar: @MilkInBags Returnal only took two years to port
 e_bloc: cocaine is probably healthier for you
  TXC2: and cheaper 
Slacker1977: @BrindleBoar latest rumours are Sony might stop porting their stuff again
BrindleBoar: they do hate money
 Mr_Horrible: you have to go "oooh noooo! Don't ~chase~ me!  "
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 Jamming_with_Jandalf: Adams Gamehäus?! what is this 2016?well, what it absolutely is, is awesome!
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The_Timo: @Slacker1977 Although I've seen a few more jobs pop up for companies that do the porting
 e_bloc: just bring back old shows for one stream only
 MilkInBags: 2016 
BrindleBoar: when in 2016? is there still time to [make risotto]?
 e_bloc: oh god I'm in 2016, I have to warn people about. . . well I guess literally everything
 YFiddler: i was still young and hopeful 
 MilkInBags: careful, after 2016 there is 2017, then 2018, and 2019, and oh god 2020
  TXC2: if I could be sent back to 1996, then I MIGHT be able to make positive changes to my life 
 Mr_Horrible: PoE
Invitare: 2016 was DS3 I think
 jadielady: I don't know but I was probably playing WoW
 MilkInBags: overwatch i guess
 AdamYMHMI: Dark Cloud 2
 e_bloc: CIv V
 GasCityGaming: uncharted 4 the first doom remake, overwatch
BrindleBoar: Pokemon Go bud
Slacker1977: i think i just got into PoE
silenceaux: Battleborn, apparently.
Metric_Furlong: Overwatch
 Mr_Horrible: back in 2016 was prolly WoW for me, yeah
 MilkInBags: WTF it's the year of the blood and wine expansion for witcher 3
 itsr67: man I've got no clue
 MilkInBags: it can't be 10 years already
Invitare: yeah Dark Souls 3 was literally April 12, 2016
 e_bloc: oh fucking stardew valley ofc
Invitare: so that
 Mr_Horrible: oh, well then
 YFiddler: Darksiders 2?
 EvilBadman: Overwatch was about to drop
 e_bloc: nevermind, Persona 5
 Mr_Horrible: I was playing DS3 like a sword-and-board chud and going "this is peak"
 Jamming_with_Jandalf: @BrindleBoar oh man. that first pokemon go summer was the closest, we ever came to world peace, feels like
 MilkInBags: holy shit 2016 was great
 e_bloc: four hours a day, every day
 Mr_Horrible: Shield of Want baybee
 itsr67: lord
 Mr_Horrible: oh was it?
 NotCainNorAbel: Dark Souls III
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags screenshotting this to cancel you later
 MilkInBags: Dishonored 2, Witcher 3 Blood and Wine, DOOM, Dark Souls 3
 NotCainNorAbel: FFIX
  TXC2: what a stream that was
 MilkInBags: yeah
 Mr_Horrible: I need the blackmail material
 MilkInBags: ARES, CANCEL ME
 Mr_Horrible: wanna get some of those french canadian pastries outta the deal
 itsr67: ARES
 e_bloc: I feel like people dont do 365's anymoe
 Mr_Horrible: ARES! ANOTHER 10 YEARS OF CASTER DISCOURSE IN SOULS GAMES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
  TXC2: e_bloc  or 24 hour streams
 ghizmou: caleb d just finished a 365
 Mr_Horrible: they're pretty fun
 e_bloc: @TXC2 yeah, but subathons
 Mr_Horrible: 
 e_bloc: I think they're bad
 MilkInBags: people figured out having a good health is better than maybe money
 AdamYMHMI: I assumed you had a hand on the pulse of streaming
 e_bloc: if you are forced to stream every day, there are gonna be days where you are dead ass miserable
  TXC2: yeah, off days are important
 MilkInBags: as a viewer, i dont even like 24 hours, you miss most of it and the streamer wont stream for a couple days after and ruins his health, what'S the point
 Mr_Horrible: yeah most people aren't really doing 24-hour streams anymore, even during contiguous subathons
 youcantlistentobuttons: Do downsides stack, or replace each other
 youcantlistentobuttons: ?
 EvilBadman: Stack
 Mr_Horrible: I'm Only Sleeping really a godsend category, it's funny
 MilkInBags: if anything I'd donate to shorten it and get you out of misery
 e_bloc: now the LRR subathon schedule, that is how you should do marathon streams
 e_bloc: not dissimilar to desert bus, of course
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags funny thing is I watch someone who has donos shorten the stream but it still increases misery
 MilkInBags: and then no one gives anything, smiling
 Mr_Horrible: she has to speedrun a game before chat kills the timer
 creasehearst: James has done one of those once i believe
 rosesmcgee: If you sub enough I never have to stream again
 e_bloc: donate the full amount after 14 minutes
 MilkInBags: "I'm gonna slam my head in a wall until you donate money" ok
 Mr_Horrible: or there's a punishment (usually just "be cringe")
 MilkInBags: @Mr_Horrible oh that's funny in a way
 Mr_Horrible: it's the "80,000 dollars to buy my silence permanently Patreon tier"
 MilkInBags: 
 e_bloc: I, too, would never stream again for $80,000
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags it's a fun time, and she still gets her share of W's
 Mr_Horrible: so wait, does shield red shots still hurt you, or just drain power?
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 e_bloc: I should have my kid write game reviews...he thinks two enemies at the same time is bullshit
 Mr_Horrible: hmm, could still be beneficial then. Like as a game-time decision
 BusTed: whatup
 BusTed: have there been sweet boss fights
  TXC2: smart kid
 Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc your kid is literally every FromSoft player
 BusTed: I saw!
 e_bloc: 
 e_bloc: 5
 MilkInBags: @e_bloc show him the quad cat statues in elden ring to blow his mind
  TXC2: hello BusTed  welcome
 e_bloc: that being said, i'm cognizant of the fact that parents think their kids are much more interesting than other people do
 Mr_Horrible: really good sign when someone starts talking like this about Space Coal
 e_bloc: @MilkInBags gotta ease him in
 MilkInBags: huh oh the scientist is falling in love with the subject
Slacker1977: is this a Dead Space situstion here? 🤔
 Mr_Horrible: if anything this space is too alive
 Mr_Horrible: although tbh that was also the problem in Dead Space
 Mr_Horrible: so
 e_bloc: I mean its trying its dead level best to reduce the liveliness of the area
Fancy_frenchman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
 Fancy_frenchman: Hey Adam thanks for all the laughs and being just yourself
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  TXC2: Space: it's alive, and it doesn't like it
Slacker1977: @TXC2 very relatable
 e_bloc: space never asked to be alive
 MilkInBags: adam is a professional comedian
 MilkInBags: everything is an illusion
 SnackPak_: he's such a good actor!
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler pulls off the Adam mask:
 Fancy_frenchman: fuck, I've been got
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 
 e_bloc: Adam ends stream to go play 18 holes
 MilkInBags: this performance is recorded, someone played this game, the proof is that adam will never show the controller
  TXC2: Turns out when the cameras are off, Adam is like Mr Beast 
 MilkInBags: a robot?
 Mr_Horrible: nuh uh, I've been in on it the whole time, b-b-baka
  TXC2: MilkInBags  a robot would a refreshing pace from the audio-visual assault that is Mr beast 
50keyz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months, currently on a 22 month streak!
 50keyz: GAMEHAUS is back???
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 MilkInBags: I've never watched him
 Mr_Horrible: damage seems uhhhhhhhh better this time
 MilkInBags: oh yeah your damage is popping
  Juliamon: that health bar is *melting*
 Mr_Horrible: like the Engineer suggests, you used more gun
 MilkInBags: the person who picked the weapon at the time of the recording made a good choice
 e_bloc: can't spell dps without dp.  or something
  TXC2: MilkInBags  neither have, and what little I saw of him from Dan Olson's latest video makes me never want too 
Metric_Furlong: turns out trinity shot pretty good
 BlindPathfinder: how is sun-man gooing
 Mr_Horrible: arm's a fuckin' rail gun this time
 Larkonus: The visuals on enemy attacks look so cool int his game.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 MilkInBags: oh fuck
 BusTed: dang
 Mr_Horrible: c'est la vie
 MilkInBags: that was very good
  TXC2: it's funny watching the health bar jump when the trinity shot hits
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 MilkInBags: streamer is gone forever
Invitare: e_bloc's five year old claims another run
 e_bloc: @Invitare he punctuated it with a very casual 'he died'
 MilkInBags: 
 BusTed: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - I should go out and touch grass (specifically move a bunch of dirt)
 MilkInBags: how the fuck did you call me
Invitare: classic Gamehaus conundrum time
 Mr_Horrible: do you sustain yourself off these hypotheticals or something?
silenceaux: Needed, but not necessarily wanted?
 BusTed: no deal
 MilkInBags: hell nah
 Whisle: nope
 CaptainSpam: Nah.
 gualdhar: nah dawg
 e_bloc: but I don't piss myself randomly right
 Whisle: too socially awkward for that one
 MilkInBags: getting clothed isn't that hard??????
 NotCainNorAbel: I don't get in that many lines anymore
 50keyz: deal.  magic clothes sounds fun
 BusTed: but could I
Metric_Furlong: I'm an adult, I can dress myself
 youcantlistentobuttons: i am a patient man with no plans usually, so Yes.
Invitare: free clothes
Invitare: I'd do it
 50keyz: free MAGIC clothes
 ultraman324: do I get a magical girl transformation?
 MilkInBags: i already do
 raulghoulia: Already true
 MilkInBags: 
 arcaedethefae: adam, whats up with the fae deals 
 e_bloc: yeah, I don't stand in lines, but if I did I would become tiktok famous for being the guy who cant stop running into jackasses
 Mr_Horrible: easy: I go outside being magically clothed to look immaculate, then die in spectacular fashion while waiting in a queue thus immeasurably changing the trajectory of everyone's lives in that queue
 BusTed: is it like, forced upon us
silenceaux: Trying to decide how many lines I can avoid with a little bit of extra money and appointments, and there's a lot.
 MilkInBags: adam is a changeling
 Mr_Horrible: bing bang boom
 BusTed: do we just wake up clothed
 MilkInBags: birds and animals clothe you like in a disney movie
 BlindPathfinder: the guy trapped in a barrel has gone out of fashion so now we do fae deals
 Aarek: Adam is testing scenarios for his moonlighting job as a forest trickster
silenceaux: Wait, does waiting in traffic count as being in line because uh oh
 Mr_Horrible: I imagine it's just "you automatically get the perfect version of whatever you feel inclined to wear"
 Incandescent_Zubat: Do I think I look amazing or do I just think everyone is lying to me?
 YFiddler: I think about the eagle in a warehouse one a lot actually
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I already look really good. boom gottem
 Spacecarl: He's just workshopping his fae deals with us so he's prepped when he needs to ask the lone traveler them
 e_bloc: lets be fair, I spend the most time in my apartment, and I'm usually not wearing clothes so it has limited impact there
 Mr_Horrible: Adam gets this curse and is just wearing the Green Goblin suit all the time
Invitare: wasn't it fighting an eagle in a warehouse?
 YFiddler: could you fight an eagle in a warehouse
 Mr_Horrible: also what counts as a "line" for this curse?
 youcantlistentobuttons: I like the Doctor who psychic paper treatment. blank base layer than when observed is exactly the best outfit for the situation.
 MilkInBags: is it illegal to be dressed as a villain in public
 Mr_Horrible: like, is traffic on the freeway a line?
 Mr_Horrible: like a CEO
 MilkInBags: i mean like, full on dr doom attire
 e_bloc: the money I save on clothes I would have to spend to have my groceries delivered forever
 raulghoulia: Foot Dive!
 Mr_Horrible: Dr Doom honestly less menacing than a pharma exec
  TXC2: MilkInBags  no, but cops will kill you with probably cause anyway 
 raulghoulia: @TXC2 Diplomatic Immunity!
 Mr_Horrible: @raulghoulia you're safe - Danny Glover really *is* too old for that shit now
  TXC2: raulghoulia  "it's just be revoked"
  TXC2: Mr_Horrible  we'll get Donald Glover in then
 Mr_Horrible: while I respect Childish Gambino, he does not command the same presence, unfortunately
 Mr_Horrible: but he'd probably have an interesting take on it at least
 BlindPathfinder: so may hurtful particles
 Mr_Horrible: I'm consistently impressed at Adam's self-restraint. I could not touch any of those jump pads without bouncing up and going "WHEEEE!"
 e_bloc: as far as celebrities that I will be sad to see die, Donald Glover definitely makes the list
 BlindPathfinder: i mis the lill parasite buddies
  TXC2: Donald Glover's 42? fuck sake time, chill out 
 MilkInBags: @Mr_Horrible pedestrian behaviour
 BlindPathfinder: whimsy died a looong time ago
 MilkInBags: if adam finds whimsy, he takes it by the throat and snap its neck
n3ther: we need to find some fairytale creatures and squeeze the whimsy out of them
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags no, pedestrian behavior is getting hit in a crosswalk around these parts 
 Mr_Horrible: <-- pedestrian
 MilkInBags: 
n3ther: then we can be happy again
 MilkInBags: wait you got hit?
  TXC2: be the Whimsy you wish to see in  the world
 Mr_Horrible: once
 Mr_Horrible: few near misses
 MilkInBags: oh ok not recently? good
 MilkInBags: that sucks
 Mr_Horrible: oh no this was like a decade ago
 MilkInBags: i do feel like people drive more recklessly since the pandemic
  TXC2: I've never been hit by a car, but I have had one roll over my foot 
 Mr_Horrible: it thankfully wasn't a nasty impact or anything
Rourke9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
 Rourke9: 84 is more than 83
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 Mr_Horrible: but that honestly made it even sillier. Like, the light's right there, champ
 Mr_Horrible: Metroid Prime "you need the Super Missiles" lookin ass wall
 Isaac3567: Doesn't your power arm open those types of walls? Or am I remembering wrong?
 Mr_Horrible: 50% drift compatible
 Mr_Horrible: we could make the jaeger dance, but probably not beat a cat 5 kaiju
 MilkInBags: through hundreds of hours of observation, we can now peer in the depths of the mind of the streamer
x0den: did you try your arm power?
 Mr_Horrible: I should rewatch the first and only pacific rim movie again
 MilkInBags: was pacific rim 2 so bad?
 Mr_Horrible: who?
 MilkInBags: i never dared watch it
 MilkInBags: 
 Rourke9: oh I didn’t realize until seeing you play rn that this is related at all to returnal
KarolinaLinaLina: no such thing
 Mr_Horrible: that's how they get you, Adam
 Mr_Horrible: stay strong
 MilkInBags: better to lose regretting than winning and be comfortable with your choices
 MilkInBags: wait
 Mr_Horrible: next thing you know you're having to mail-order your dashes
 Mr_Horrible: why do they call it oven
 Territan: He means it's better to have oved and lost than to have paid for it and not liked it.
 Mr_Horrible: etc etc
 MilkInBags: i was being sarcastic
 Territan: Loved. Damn fingers.
 MilkInBags: oved
 Rourke9: minor spelling mistake!’
NathanJay_GA: 🥚 <- Ove
 Mr_Horrible: I'm still waiting to say "Portal Gun" and point at the screen like 
 Mr_Horrible: when you jump-pad into the conference room you thought you booked but there's already a meeting in progress
 Mr_Horrible: bottom heavy? 
BrindleBoar: Sir Mix-A-Lot would be prooud
  TXC2: Dash Cooldown: Space Ranger!
 MilkInBags: chatroom quick, what should i ask adam on the phone
NathanJay_GA: Gotta cover your lips with a waffle house menu like they do in football
 e_bloc: thats a red card now
 MilkInBags: looks like a disappointing call
 MilkInBags: LMAO
The_Timo: Scam?
 MilkInBags: "hey boss the guy is working, what should i do?"
realbadatthis_: average call time is probably a kpi
 MilkInBags: nah that's typical of call centers @The_Timo
silenceaux: "Listen, can you stay on the line for a minute anyways? I'm so tired of calling people."
  TXC2: most phone calls are scams these days
The_Timo: @MilkInBags I get "Rogers" calls a lot and not a customer lol
 BlindPathfinder: duh friends aren't real and any interaction is an avenue for exploitation
  Juliamon: annoyingly for me, all phone calls are either spam or a doctor's office that doesn't know how to use text messaging
 e_bloc: I feel like those people often put you on hold because they either a) take fewer calls a day or b) dont want to deal with your bullshit
silenceaux: I think a lot about how the phone service has become so utterly corrupted that it's almost useless for legitimate communication
NathanJay_GA: I got a legit phone call from Bell informing me they're decommissioning the copper landlines and that my service will be disrupted. I'm kinda steamed about it
 e_bloc: almost all my doctors show as spam too, I want to know what AI thinks is fraud when I'm being called from johns hopkins
 MilkInBags: not enough
 MilkInBags: i should do it more
  TXC2: never
 e_bloc: never
The_Timo: I don't call anyone because I just assume I'm bothering anyone with my existence
 YFiddler: grandparents only
 MilkInBags: e_bloc's kid was taken away
 MilkInBags: the coast is clear
 e_bloc: yeah he's busy eating chicken hurry
 BlindPathfinder: i used to call my grandma but she has been dead for 6 years now...
 e_bloc: unless I have to call someone for work, or I need to complain to my insurance agency, I will never make a phone call ever
 MilkInBags: health bar = melted
  mowdownjoe: Did I just travel back in time?
  TXC2: mowdownjoe  yes, we're back in 2016 for one day only
 Mr_Horrible: Bounce, streamer  bounce for your life 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BlindPathfinder: yay
 MilkInBags: 
BrindleBoar: 
 youcantlistentobuttons: Hell yeah brother~!
 CaptainSpam:   
 MilkInBags: he's too good
Invitare: My god. It really was the 5 year old
silenceaux: Sick
  TXC2: lets go!
 Mr_Horrible: I have a bad feeling about Jerome
 MilkInBags: e_bloc's kid is banned from this channel
 e_bloc: @MilkInBags that is almost certainly for the best
BrindleBoar: big lady
 MilkInBags: gf spotted
 e_bloc: until he logs on his alt
  Juliamon: Sheoldred?
 YFiddler: 
Invitare: back to the pit
  TXC2: big nope there for me dawg 
 e_bloc: is she on AO3 yet
NathanJay_GA: Orange
PixelArtDragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
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 Mr_Horrible: oh this is the Lieutenant we've been seeing the audiologs for?
  mowdownjoe: @brindleboar Do not touch big tentacle lady!
 e_bloc: in b4 we are more alike than you think
BrindleBoar: @mowdownjoe 
 PixelArtDragon: Adam's Gamehaus? What year is it?
 protojman: cronos pt 2?
 Earthenone: its 2016
 e_bloc: cut jerome into pieces, this is my last resort
 MilkInBags: SUPER MONKEY BALL *dies*
NathanJay_GA: ⛳ 🏌️‍♀️
 e_bloc: when do we get a Now Kiss one-shot
BrindleBoar: cable management
Invitare: that's not concerning at all
  TXC2: e_bloc  during a sub-a-thon mainly 
 MilkInBags: ADAM
 Mr_Horrible: 
Invitare: it's 2016 humour
 e_bloc: @TXC2 very good point
Invitare: GRAPE missile?
 PixelArtDragon: Bottom heavy?
  TXC2: PixelArtDragon  means the weapon does more damage when the mag is half empty
 PixelArtDragon: @TXC2 But also, weighty posterior
 e_bloc: could we actually go back to 2015, that was slightly more chill
  TXC2: yes
Invitare: desert
Invitare: oh no it's a poison swamp
 BusTed: sweet
 e_bloc: suburban iowa level
  TXC2: ah it's grey/brown, we really are back in 2016 
 Territan: It'll fit four slices of bread.
The_Timo: enough for 2 sandwiches
 BusTed: luxurious
 Thandres: the tech just isnt there for 5 slices
 PixelArtDragon: So is it larger than a breadbox?
 BusTed: 
 BusTed: damn
 MilkInBags: edgy
 Mr_Horrible: brag about it why don't ya
 MilkInBags: 
NathanJay_GA: 
 Mr_Horrible: about 1 24-hour stream 
Metric_Furlong: at least 15 minutes long
  TXC2: chat!
 MilkInBags: depends how often you die
 PixelArtDragon: About tree fiddy
 Mr_Horrible: "uhhh Good Morning to you too, I guess"
 Mr_Horrible: "Rude"
  Juliamon: jeez Arjun, not even a 'sup'
 MilkInBags: imagine a screen so powerful it projects its image
Metric_Furlong: ruh-roh
 Transmuted_Elf: who broke time?
 Mr_Horrible: she's fighting the urge to ask to speak to the Eclipse's manager
BrindleBoar: @Transmuted_Elf sorry I thought percussive maintenance would fix it
Invitare: she's ready to shoot you
 Mr_Horrible: this is when it turns into that FMV game you and Ben played
Invitare: the planet is called Carcosa
Invitare: and that's very meaningful to a specific audience
 Incandescent_Zubat: Nitya.
 ultraman324: we are the fourth group that was sent here
 MilkInBags: 1) you're in a video game
 Mr_Horrible: colonize resource rich planet; resource and planet are very sus; company is very sus; MC has a loved one they're searching for; time and topography are wibbly
BrindleBoar: seems like his ex or something, I dunno
Metric_Furlong: @Invitare there was an NPC called Bierce too
  TXC2: Invitare  care to share that meaning ?
  Juliamon: Nitya was part of a previous group, Arjun seems convinced she's not dead for no good reason
Invitare: @TXC2 I am not part of that specific audience
hamraffle: Bierce is such a powerful name
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Inhabitant_of_Carcosa
  TXC2: Invitare  ah, ok
  TXC2: Metric_Furlong  oh, thank you
 Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 reference to Weird Fiction works of Robert Chambers and Ambrose Bierce
 Territan: One gets the feeling Arjun isn't good at accepting loss.
hamraffle: Carcosa is also the name of the city of cosmic horror entity The King in Yellow, which experienced a cataclysm and can only be viewed in hindsight. So a theme there
 RatherLargeToad: 
 e_bloc: probably familiarized with people the most from True Detective season 1
silenceaux: Vanishes for long periods of time, very confrontational
 Mr_Horrible: he seems to be getting more hotheaded as you progress, so he's probably spiraling
 Territan: He said the ship was brought down by sabotage. We already know time is broken here. Why not physics too?
Metric_Furlong: tl;dr, the 'great and ancient city of carcosa' was the subject of a poem by Ambrose Bierce, the name was then picked-up bu robert chambers for his 'king in yellow' fiction, which was one of the inspirations for lovecraft's cthulhu mythos
 Mr_Horrible: not really
BrindleBoar: chat's full of nerds
 MilkInBags: we huh, learn
 Mr_Horrible: but Chambers was a predecessor of Lovecraft
  Juliamon: we're not smart, just nerds
  TXC2: ^
 e_bloc: I am just addicted to trivia
 MilkInBags: I wish they made a sequel to true detective, it was good
 Territan: Well, no. Cthulhu was its own entity, but Lovecraft was somewhat enamored of Chambers's work, and allowed for its integration. Horror recognizes horror.
  TXC2: Smarties are a different candy from Nerds 
 e_bloc: I don't like not knowing something
 Mr_Horrible: @Territan afaik the integration was more of a Derleth thing
hamraffle: I know Carcosa like you know Detlef Shrempf. Just things in our wheelhouse that stick in our brains
  Juliamon: 200+ people who all hyperfocus on their own specific things, forming something both smarter and dumber than the sum of their parts
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon ah, the internet is truly grand
 MilkInBags: readcted must be a non american name containing a 'slur' so the word filter got it out 
BrindleBoar: where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Redacted Arjun Joe
  TXC2: Juliamon  pretty much how all society works really 
 Mr_Horrible: [REDACTED]? SCP reference? 
 MilkInBags: 
BrindleBoar: trees are cool
 e_bloc: in the end it doesnt even matter
 Mr_Horrible: so you can sit under it
Metric_Furlong: it's probably fine
Invitare: cool tree bro
Invitare: that's Sebastian
 MilkInBags: sebastian
 YFiddler: says it right there
 e_bloc: cutting grass sea bass?
 MilkInBags: he's the CiGrip guy
NathanJay_GA: 
 MilkInBags: keeping a weapon close to his chest, as a friendly gesture
 e_bloc: just muzzle sweep everyone, why not
  TXC2: says the deluded man
 Mr_Horrible: just did the Gruff Protag version of "nuh uh!"
 MilkInBags: main character syndrome, but others don't know he's actually the main character
  TXC2: a man will go through a cosmic horror time loop on an alien world rather then go to therapy 
 Territan: And now he's a druid.
silenceaux: brickwork?
  TXC2: meanwhile in old London town
hamraffle: We dead space now
 e_bloc: space beer
 e_bloc: do you get drunk faster in space?
 RatherLargeToad: No rave for you
 dm818: bouncer says no
Metric_Furlong: interesting names there
silenceaux: Give it up for DJ Chambers
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm a responsible adult, I don't boogie down"
hamraffle: DJ Palid Mask lol
 Mr_Horrible: ah so he feels guilty for hiding stuff from / pushing away Nitya
 MilkInBags: interesting to use french there
 e_bloc: so instead of drinking in space, could you just create a room that can depressurize, causing nitrogen narcosis
 MilkInBags: rue barrée translates to closed road
 MilkInBags: death stranding 3
NathanJay_GA: 
Metric_Furlong: M Night Shyamalan presents:
 Territan: So the tree ...caused a temporary psychoric break?
The_Timo: A nightclub in the alley way inside the tree
hamraffle: Returnal Hill 2
 Mr_Horrible: I also reminisce on my sordid past when I see a tree
 e_bloc: many fine tree memories of my youth
 MilkInBags: huh oh
 MilkInBags: more game in the game
MWGNZ: who up changing they carcosa?
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 Territan: Highly modifiable difficulty management?
Metric_Furlong: oh, custom difficulty/challenge modes
  TXC2: are these boons and banes?
 e_bloc: carcosan as an adjective is solid
silenceaux: Maybe if there are particular aspects you are struggling with, and particular aspects you find easy.
 Territan: So an armor tree is like a skill tree, but more beefy?
 e_bloc: if you complete the weapon skill tree, you get a lore axe
BrindleBoar: passive tree. Where are the jewel sockets? 
 BusTed: birbs
silenceaux: Dracula?
 Isaac3567: 4
Metric_Furlong: 4
silenceaux: Four, iirc
 FoxyJewels: woah overlay flashback. hell yeah adam.
Invitare: there's a big IV on your shoulder
BrindleBoar: he's got a 4 on his shoulder
 e_bloc: do you ever look at your own shoulders
 MilkInBags: dark souls 3 confirmed
 Mr_Horrible: where's Beej when you need him?
silenceaux: Which designates you as part of the emergency response and security dispatch, as compared to surveying or terraforming or mining or whatever the earlier ones were
 BusTed: 🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️
 e_bloc: that gum that you like will be back in style
Invitare: is that guy from Lone Wolf back with this SFX?
 Transmuted_Elf: very dark souls 3
 MilkInBags: holy shit you're in front of barad dur, where is frodo
 YFiddler: castle death...
 e_bloc: we did find out that castle death was a misnomer.  it was more accurately described as a fortress
 MilkInBags: sharpest minds with the softest hands, that's us
silenceaux: It's a good view, every time.
Metric_Furlong: oh good.
 morgoth_bauglyr: Yellow!
 Territan: From ...Yellow??
  Juliamon: Yellow...
 Territan: He wasn't wearing a mask, was he?
  TXC2: "and it was all Yellow..."
Metric_Furlong: @Territan he was not
 Isaac3567: Can you punch those now?
Metric_Furlong: king in yellow, yeah
 FoxyJewels: only Yellow tape
 Territan: They were delicious.
 Mr_Horrible: King In Yellow is the collection of Robert Chambers short stories and also an anomalous play in the world of those short stories that makes you go a little nuts by reading it
 FoxyJewels: sick gift
 Mr_Horrible: ironically as a collection it's less weird fiction and horror than most, a lot of the stories are humorous or romance-focused
BrindleBoar: reading the play corrupts the reader, performing the play transforms/teleports/corrupts/aligns the local area/planet into Carcosa
BrindleBoar: it's not really clear what is actually occurring, but as with all cthulhu mythos stuff it is Bad
  TXC2: the King in yellow is a memetic intruder, knowing of the thing makes you become the thing
silenceaux: Raising some real red flags there. Or maybe yellow flags.
Metric_Furlong: heck it's already *middling* pretty badly for him
 PixelArtDragon: He really is setting himself up for disappointment
  TXC2: so is the person he's looking for a romantic partner or a family member?
hamraffle: Yeah bad things happened to James Sunderland and Isaac Clarke. But I'm different from them. Better even.
 Mr_Horrible: brain focused on the interaction level of the game
  Juliamon: The gameplay between lore distracts your brain
 Mr_Horrible: someone important to him but in an unspecified way
Metric_Furlong: I mean, to be fair this game is going for a bit of a 'weird shit' approach anyway
  TXC2: ok, thanks Adam
silenceaux: In your defence I don't think this game is trying to be explicit about what happened until afterwards.
 ghizmou: why not both
Metric_Furlong: as was Returnal, tbh
 MilkInBags: gotta find your roommate
 Mr_Horrible: I mean even Returnal isn't really explicit about what's going on
  TXC2: Cosmic horror is never explicit, part of what makes it horror
 MilkInBags: they got him 
Metric_Furlong: it's an odd combination of very gameplay loop focussed design, but with a decidedly metaphorical/cerebral narrative design (again, as Returnal was)
 Mr_Horrible: it's good that a game will sometimes give you stuff to chew on instead of answers that go in a wiki
hamraffle: And sci fi cosmic horror is great for exploring trauma
Metric_Furlong: although then considering it's already a combination 3rd-person action, roguelite, bullet hell game I suppose throwing even more odd stuff into the mix fits
 Isaac3567: Correct
silenceaux: The red beams you can't dash through.
NathanJay_GA: I rea dthat as no I frames for red ones
  TXC2: hamraffle  I feel like there's a literary thesis in that take
silenceaux: You can use your shield, but it will drain rapidly.
 Mr_Horrible: and I appreciate that Housemarque uses the looping nature of a roguelike's gameplay as a narrative device for these stories. They're not the first or only ones to do it, but I think they do a good job
 Mr_Horrible: we've gotta go back to the cluuuuuuUUUUuuuub
 gualdhar: do it
BrindleBoar: orange jell
BrindleBoar: *jello
 gualdhar: oh no we're in hell
 Mr_Horrible: is it a beach?
 BraveOthello: This has me reinstalling returnal right now
 Mr_Horrible: seems more like a desert
Invitare: Oh this is the third Strand Type Game
NathanJay_GA: 
  TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] This is the beach that sucks your dick.
  LRRbot: New quote #9576: "This is the beach that sucks your dick." —Adam [2026-05-09]
 Mr_Horrible: lol this is reminding me even more now of some GTFO segments
 Mr_Horrible: I think the emphasis on the "This" is important. It lets the reader know that we've talked about the beach that sucks your dick prior
  Juliamon: !modquote (Adam) [now] THIS is the beach that sucks your dick.
 Isaac3567: There was a grapple point when you came out of that pool btw
  Juliamon: !modquote 9576 (Adam) [now] THIS is the beach that sucks your dick.
  LRRbot: Modified quote #9576: "THIS is the beach that sucks your dick." —Adam [2026-05-09]
 BraveOthello: Not just an beach that mouths genitalia. This one
 Mr_Horrible: "Well maybe you should be 'shore' that you're getting the fucking checklists done, Stack!"
 Mr_Horrible: thank you for your archival work, mods
 Mr_Horrible: I don't mean to make more of it for you
BrindleBoar: how far ahead can you look?
  Juliamon: tbf I was considering fixing the quote before you said anything
 Mr_Horrible: o7
BrindleBoar: Fog of war. Fog of skill? Fog of tree?
 Mr_Horrible: some might call it a nightmare
 Mr_Horrible: not me tho
Metric_Furlong: nightmare strand aptly named
 BraveOthello: The name might have given that away
silenceaux: Yeah the increased damage taken modifier was not friendly
Metric_Furlong: thanks suit
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 KilrenKrae: me
 Mr_Horrible: I think so?
 ELD_Winterlight: yes
 gualdhar: I vaguely remember it
BrindleBoar: yep
 30teracyte: yes
WolfgangCloud: Me
x0den: I caught a few
 AdamYMHMI: Yes
The_Timo: a few here and there
Mx_Asher_: yup
 ELD_Winterlight: on occasion
 dumbo3k: Probably
 PixelArtDragon: Yes
Metric_Furlong: I've been hear since 2014
 ultraman324: me
loufghyslaufey: I turned up...
 underhill33: o/
 7gorobei: i caught a few
Metric_Furlong: *here
 SquareDotCube: Oh I was, your first game was Dragon's Dogma
  Juliamon: I usually wasn't up early enough to catch most of it
 e_bloc: i did
 BraveOthello: I only found LRR like 5 years ago
 Mr_Horrible: I remember really enjoying you just fucking around in the Tomb Raider reboot games
  TXC2: me, Gamehaus was the first stream I regularly watched live
 ContingentCat: not that long ago but I saw some of the gamehaus
 Mr_Horrible: for some reason
WolfgangCloud: True, we oldge
 gualdhar: so are you unc streamer
  mowdownjoe: I remember lots of golf.
 weff47: I was here
loufghyslaufey: Within your last stream, of "Gamehaus"...??!
 Mr_Horrible: just good riffing that came out of those streams
ratstronomer: Yes! I vividly remember watching the persona 5 playthrough
 rosesmcgee: Nope. I didn't really watch any twitch until the pandini
 SquareDotCube: you got so mad when your "true match" was the goth girl
 e_bloc: gamehaus is here forever
loufghyslaufey: Or for Persona 5, looked like
 Mr_Horrible: I watched too much twitch then and I'll keep watching too much twitch now
 ContingentCat: a bit before I think
ratstronomer: Yeah, i was JUST as things were kind of kicking off
ratstronomer: it*
 Mr_Horrible: no idea about relative years at this point
  TXC2: !wiki
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 PixelArtDragon: So is the level regenerated each death? Or is this just a different area than you'd been before?
 ContingentCat: that whole time is a mess in my head
 Mr_Horrible: I'd have to look basically any of it up to know the year
ghyllnox: I would have been watching LRR ten years ago but my memories from college are murky
 SquareDotCube: every time you forgot you named your character PICCOLO GOKU
 e_bloc: P5 came out in 2016
 SquareDotCube: which, happy Piccolo day btw
 ultraman324: pre-Escapist LRR fan here
 Mr_Horrible: I do remember your 24-hour gamehaus streams tho
 ContingentCat: @SquareDotCube that was so good
 weff47: I was here for the Cuphead challenge run
 ultraman324: so yes old
BrindleBoar: P5 was 2017, P5 Royal was 2020, so if that's the version you played?
 ContingentCat: I remember getting the Boshy
  TXC2: P5 was 2019 for Adam
loufghyslaufey: @SquareDotCube May 9th? Why?
loufghyslaufey: The heck? The "wee-bee" shit?
Metric_Furlong: the Persona 5 Playthrough was 2019-2020
 Mr_Horrible: it got the DLC since then afaik
 Mr_Horrible: it was pretty hard to my recollection
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 SquareDotCube: Cuphead isn't old. Dragon's Dogma is ancient in that matter
 Mr_Horrible: me neither
  TXC2: it would be harder at first, but then the memories would come back and be easier
loufghyslaufey: I saw.... the highlight of you beating a specific boss, within a highlight reel
 weff47: Cuphead, Boshy, DD Torchless
 KilrenKrae: i remember, i think it was called boshi?
 Mr_Horrible: there were enough small things that annoyed me in the fights that I beat the game and went "that was alright" and then didn't pick it back up
Metric_Furlong: remember the walking dead stream?
loufghyslaufey: The subtext emphasized it as being gruesome, or brutal
 Mr_Horrible: OG Torchless Bloodmoon was I think when I started tuning into your home stream regularly
  Juliamon: I was here when you were yeeting party members off a bridge
 Mr_Horrible: I have actually not seen any of your Walking Dead series, believe it or not
 SquareDotCube: Was Mass Effect Gamehaus or home stream
Metric_Furlong: oh yeah, some of chat got 'big mad' as the kid's say
 BraveOthello: Your way of playing can be ... Polarizing
 Transmuted_Elf: this shielding mechanic is giving me Ikaruga vibes.
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon Dragon's Dogma... the Sacred Texts...
 Strebenherz: Yeeting party members is half the fun of dragons dogma
 Mr_Horrible: I think you get it across pretty well, yeah
Metric_Furlong: Dragon's Dogma, the GOAT
WolfgangCloud: Less bully energy more older brother
loufghyslaufey: I hardly thought about how you play gamea at all
 Mr_Horrible: that's why I only *rarely* get annoyed at you for shitting on stuff I like 
Metric_Furlong: you do, but what if you need those redraws later? 
 SquareDotCube: Then you started exploring the Telltale games and boy was the Game of Thrones one dogshit
 Mr_Horrible: it's a tough thing to gauge unless you really know someone, yeah
  TXC2: remember when Game of Thrones was good? 
 Mr_Horrible: I can't remember did you ever play the Tales From the Borderlands game?
 PixelArtDragon: These "wonders" had better be real good, Eli
  mowdownjoe: @mr_horrible he did
 Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 just earlier this week I saw posts reminiscing on how many sayings came from that show that people don't remember came from the show because the end of the show obliterated the cultural memory
 BraveOthello: I suspect Tales from the Borderlands would not survive a replay for me
 Mr_Horrible: oh, sick
Metric_Furlong: june 14th
Metric_Furlong: lots
  TXC2: Mr_Horrible  dang
Wolfstrike_NL: surely 1
Invitare: a king in... yellow?
 BraveOthello: A King in Yellow?
 YFiddler: at least three and a half
Metric_Furlong: goddamn monarchists are at it again 
 Mr_Horrible: @BraveOthello the first one might, I watched a play of it in the last 3 (4?) years and it was still pretty solid. Maybe a little more cringe in places but it's still a lot more grounded writing than the BL games themselves
 Mr_Horrible: 2, we don't talk about
 SquareDotCube: Or a Nintendo game
 Mr_Horrible: you say this but Max gets more annoying every time 
  TXC2: God's perfect game 
 Mr_Horrible: I'd have to check the playlist
  TXC2: 5 and half years give or take
Metric_Furlong: 4 episodes weren't uploaded, according to the lrr wiki
 PixelArtDragon: Assuming no missed weeks, around 250-300
 FoxyJewels: I was just thinking about Dark Cloud 2 earlier today weirdly enough
  TXC2: !youtube
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BrindleBoar: the Gamehaus playlist on youtube has 260 entries
 AdamYMHMI: According to the wiki, only 3 episodes were not uploaded to the lrrr replay youtube
 Mr_Horrible: 260 episodes on the YT playlist, first is 11 years ago (Dragon's Dogma ep2)
Metric_Furlong: but yeah, gamehaus ran from june 2016 to the last day of february 2020
 Mr_Horrible: this guy plays video games
Metric_Furlong: *2014 sorry
Metric_Furlong: no no, you were right, I just typo'd
 AdamYMHMI: 2014 is correct
BrindleBoar: F
 SnackPak_: thats fair
 7gorobei: we are all wrong
Metric_Furlong: my own fault for typing in the dark
  TXC2: that's it, back to Winnipeg!
 Mr_Horrible: mods make this chatter remember something mildly embarrassing that won't stick with them for more than 1 hour
BrindleBoar: 
 BraveOthello: We're all wrong?
 PixelArtDragon: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
silenceaux: boo box?
 AdamYMHMI: We get torches and pitchforks and drive them from the village?
 Strebenherz: Adam would never
 Mr_Horrible: good bit
loufghyslaufey: Chat lying? Appalling-  "...crap."
BrindleBoar: have mercy milord
ratstronomer: That woke me up like a sleeper agent
 Mr_Horrible: "The ongoing adventures of Seabutts and his persistently thrown NPC friends." description of the first YT episode upload really sets the tone, I think
 SnackPak_: we just got stank'd
ratstronomer: Stanky up in here
  TXC2: "a DMCA? but i'm a better singer then them?"
 Mr_Horrible: we all knew what we were getting, even back in 2014
loufghyslaufey: @BrindleBoar Nah. Let us somewhat.... accept fate, of something... ambiguous??
 BraveOthello: Not today, Santa!
 FoxyJewels: these visuals. I'm just... crazy... for them.
 Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 powerful bit to karaoke a song and then issue DMCA takedown of the official one preemptively
 Mr_Horrible: bubble shields remain a curse on the shooty game landscappe
Metric_Furlong: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SolidSpicyWatermelonWoofer-91j5Cu3kZYAak_VK
  TXC2: Mr_Horrible  or Like Johnny Cash "owning" hurt, but for someone singing the shower
  TXC2: *in the shower
loufghyslaufey: !card tendrils of agony
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The_Timo: unfathomable beings on entirely different planes of existence are always interesting, and how they interact with u s
Metric_Furlong: probably not
 Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 "Nah man that Savidan guy scooped us, it's his now"
Firewhiskers: o/~ And I said, what about Tendrils of Agony / And she said, I think I remember that card / And as I recall, back then, we both kinda liked it / And I said, well that's one thing we got ~/o
Firewhiskers: Heck yeah, going down the dark path of fun games
 FoxyJewels: woah
 BusTed: RHAboom
  TXC2: without watching LRR, I probably would have never played Dark souls, X-com, Civ 5/6 or MtG 
 Mr_Horrible: Rhabdom clean up your orbs, someone's gonna trip
  Juliamon: Rhabdom or Rhaboom?
rentar42: I read that as "Rhaboom" which I think is a better name
  TXC2: Juliamon  I think it;s a D in the name
 Mr_Horrible: methinks that's the point where they want you to grapple up
  TXC2: also Rhabdom makes me think its something to do with blood. or DNA or something like that
 Mr_Horrible: hey, I don't gotta play the game at the same time
 e_bloc: he got used to rising from a bed of lava after dying pretty quickly
  TXC2: ah, it's to do witch muscles!
  TXC2: *with
Firewhiskers: @TXC2 Rhabdomyolysis is the degeneration of musculature, so muscles?
  TXC2: Firewhiskers  yeah, that's what I'm thinking
 e_bloc: we are not all that different, you and I
 BraveOthello: Oh ... Wow things did not go well
Mathwyn: Oh lordy, the border overlay has returned. No. I won't go back! You can't make me!
 e_bloc: clipped her funny bone
The_Timo: People going mad when communing with eldritch things? weird
The_Timo: I'd say sane
 PixelArtDragon: Just once I want an eldritch being that infects your mind with being really nice to other people
The_Timo: stay *
 e_bloc: #justcthulhuthings
 YFiddler: thanks suit
 BraveOthello: Oh great the suit is in on the crazy now
 Transmuted_Elf: the suit said some crazy things last loop as well
Mathwyn: Man fall down. Funny
rentar42: can you grapple up while falling midair?
 Mr_Horrible: "Great joke. Everyone laughs."
 e_bloc: its no man hit in crotch with football
  TXC2: that's part of the mythos of the King in yellow, anything that knows of, or stores information about the king in yellow goes mad.
Firewhiskers: So, chat, preferred method of activating invulnerability - rolling or shield bubble?
 e_bloc: short people got no reason to live
  TXC2: e_bloc  WRONG!
 e_bloc: take it up with randy newman
Mai_Andra: I always remember the all-timer clip... "What do you mean Never Punished? I get punished all the time!" <immediately walks off a cliff... and lands on a hidden ledge.>  "...Okay, maybe never punished."
  TXC2: short people are there make tall people important 
 e_bloc: literally my only source of confidence
Firewhiskers: As a tall trans woman, I want to be a short trans woman.
Firewhiskers: Amen.
 Strebenherz: as a short person I would enjoy being able to reach more shit, but I enjoy being able to use a shower or bathtub without crouching
 e_bloc: I always argue 6'5" is the right height.  you clear most standard doorways, you can reach pretty much anything at any time
  TXC2: I'm 5ft10, which is fine, but my arms are 2 inches too short, which is kinda worse 
Bruceski: I'd like to lie in bed without my feet hanging off the end. Hurts my calves in the morning.
 Mr_Horrible: I'm pretty comfy at 6'0"
 Mr_Horrible: ayo?
 e_bloc: if my hair is too long i can feel it brush up against the top of doorways
 e_bloc: I know
 Mr_Horrible: 
 gualdhar: yeah you'll take 5 inches
Firewhiskers: I was 6 feet once but am now 5' 11" after estrogen
The_Timo: Not the first time you said that
 gualdhar: I mean, I shrank two inches just by getting old, so
 FoxyJewels: @e_bloc damn, I'm 6'4". missed it by that much.
 e_bloc: studies have shown that tall men end up making more money
 CaptainSpam: "   I wish I was a little bit shorter, I wish I was a porter...  "
 e_bloc: honestly anything between 6-6'5" I think is great, if you  want to be tall
 Mr_Horrible: "What was this church for again?"
 Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc Wadlow or bust
  TXC2: taxes, same as any church 
 FoxyJewels: and then I've got 5" heels to put me at 6'9" (I did buy the heels specifically for a very silly 'nice' joke)
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 e_bloc: I forgot about that guy Mr_Horrible
 e_bloc: it kinda looked like it sucked
Firewhiskers: @FoxyJewels See I'd love to be tall as a sometimes thing, like being short but then wearing nice heels
 e_bloc: @Firewhiskers #nice
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Makes flying worse. My dad was 6'7" , and he hated airplanes.
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn in my experience 6'5" is crowded but not super uncomfortable
 Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc it very much did
Firewhiskers: Also being tall on the subway sucks
 e_bloc: that being said, when I had to take a puddle jumper in Maine, my head was literally against the ceiling and they had to make me sit in the middle for weight distribution
 ArtDecoSunburn: The height trade off is reach things on higher shelves versus be a fighter pirate or astronaut (they tend to be shorter).
 e_bloc: yeah you don't want a tall astronaut considering more mass means more fuel which means more money
 FoxyJewels: my height does end up being a drawback to accessing low things though.. too much body to maneuver out of the way to lower my reach easily
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Firewhiskers It would be nice if humans came with adjustable hydraulics to fit different occasions.
 e_bloc: honestly, and probably most relevant to the current world, being 6'5" puts in a lot of work when you are trying online dating
 FoxyJewels: never more apparent than now at a new job with low shelves...
  TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn  we do have knees, they're not great sure, but they're a start
 FoxyJewels: @ArtDecoSunburn variable-length shins
Firewhiskers: I regularly stretch so I can reach the floor
 ArtDecoSunburn: @FoxyJewels Exactly. I had bending down to the bottom shelves.
Mathwyn: @txc2 What if we just added more knees throughout the legs?
rentar42: Max Adrenalin? Surely a close riend to Max Power ...
 BusTed: That's what they call me
Firewhiskers: @Mathwyn Or we just had digitigrade legs
 e_bloc: subconciously, it explains why I like Adam and Calvin Harris, we're all 6'5" guys named Adam 
 ArtDecoSunburn: My father was 6'7" and my mother 5'2" -- they lived in vastly different worlds in which kitchen shelves they used on the daily basis.
  TXC2: Mathwyn  then we lose stability, it's a trade off, annoying I know
 Mr_Horrible: that's the main character of Dark Cloud 2
 FoxyJewels: @Firewhiskers not that I need to be any taller, but those digilegs are on my wishlist...
 Mr_Horrible: @ArtDecoSunburn opportunity for great sectioning, tho
Firewhiskers: @FoxyJewels They're so hot
 Mr_Horrible: sure is, big dog
 Diabore: games good
 ContingentCat: time sure does that
 MilkInBags: time flies when an eclipse changes the rules of time
 CaptainSpam: Time keeps on slippin'.  Into the future.
  TXC2: Digitigrade legs would be less stable then the feet we have now
 Mr_Horrible: follow your heart
 MilkInBags: seems better than gta6
 e_bloc: thats how you know its a good game
Firewhiskers: @TXC2 They're for aesthetics, not for functionality, like heels and makeup
  TXC2: did we also lose bad people?
The_Timo: Such a lore skipper
  TXC2: Firewhiskers  fair enough
 NotCainNorAbel: so far this is easy
 e_bloc: we probably lost only bad people, their reputations just got death-washed
 ArtDecoSunburn: @FoxyJewels Maybe a retractable calves situations.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Firewhiskers Maybe what we need are interchangeable, screw-on lower legs. Don't just accessorize with heels --swap out everything below the knee!
 NotCainNorAbel: at least there was a warning
 Mr_Horrible: weird how that happens when you've been playing for 4 hours
 e_bloc: blackhole gun
  TXC2: so cyborgs, you want cyborgs?
 FoxyJewels: @ArtDecoSunburn fold away into a storage calve-ity?
Firewhiskers: @ArtDecoSunburn Cyborg bodies are customizable and hot, yes, and I greatly look forward to them being available at affordable rates
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Exactly. Tom Cruise is the right size for a fighter pilot.
 Mr_Horrible: those spiders are tanky what the hell
 Mr_Horrible: running sideways, like bugs do
Firewhiskers: They're buggin' out
 Mr_Horrible: going buggo mode
  TXC2: Nightmarish, one might say
 FoxyJewels: nooooo
Firewhiskers: Nuuuuuu
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Very true. We really are living in an age of cyborgs, when framed a certain way.
 Mr_Horrible: success?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Mr_Horrible: and you get the Cheat Death back too
  TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn  yeap, I await when the Paralympics overtake the Olympics with it's cyborg athletes
elkae: the man’s a gamer
  Juliamon: yup
 Mr_Horrible: that's what it said
 CaptainSpam: Ayup.
Metric_Furlong: that's what the tooltip said
 rosesmcgee: Allegedly. Only one way to find out
NathanJay_GA:   
Firewhiskers: @ArtDecoSunburn There's a film called Cremaster 3 that has a woman model in it made up like a cheetah and wearing cheetah legs, because she didn't have any actual legs.
BrindleBoar: it said it would, there's probably an indicator somewhere
 FoxyJewels: I'd definitely have gotten paralyzed by the [homing] vs [dmg up] choice
silenceaux: I don't see it on the UI, but it was one of the pop-ups.
 MilkInBags: time to end the game
 Mr_Horrible: that's nice that you don't have to worry about using it up in the nightmare strand, with how that works out
 MilkInBags: (i have no idea how long this is)
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I always thought that since I wear eyeglasses, I'm technically a cyborg. And since I can process lactose, I'm technically a mutant.
  TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn  now all you gotta do is add Ninja to that mix 
 FoxyJewels: I'd imagine poison-adjacent
 FoxyJewels: oh, yeah, sorta
 richard_ermen: Is this Returnal 2?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Well, I do sometimes wear black pajamas and skulk around corners, so technically . . .
  TXC2: richard_ermen  same devs, so more or less yes
  TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn  close enough
Firewhiskers: @richard_ermen Basically
 richard_ermen: Sweet.
 FoxyJewels: the game in Yellow
 richard_ermen: The look is very...king-in-yellow-ish.
 e_bloc: and in the end, carcosa was just another red herring
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Ha!
 Mr_Horrible: bro keeps leaving his toys all over
 e_bloc: now i'm going home to sleep with my wife
 richard_ermen: @e_bloc In the end, the true Carcosa was the friends we made along the way, right? Or wait, not made...what was the right word..."devoured"?
NathanJay_GA: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc (Cue "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" )
Firewhiskers: Nice!
 Mr_Horrible: I really love how much of a mad dash this boss feels like, compared to the prior 2 being big centralized monoliths
NathanJay_GA: 
  TXC2: cheevo get!
 FoxyJewels: hell yeah
 e_bloc: @richard_ermen I mean in the end if you still a conciousness you might figure it out
 NotCainNorAbel: smoked
silenceaux: Really nice
rentar42: nice
 7gorobei:   
Wolfstrike_NL: 
 e_bloc:    
 richard_ermen: @e_bloc I can recommend Blackshard in that regard. Its really good, a carcosa-walking-sim.
Invitare: Miyazaki strikes again
 FoxyJewels: time for a poison swaaaaamp
  Juliamon: swaaaaamp
 MilkInBags: but it's already may 
NathanJay_GA: Lousy smarsh weather
 e_bloc: @richard_ermen you had me sold before I got halfway through that sentence
 ArtDecoSunburn: @richard_ermen Is "Carcosa" a common genre term for gaming these days?
Firewhiskers: Miyazaki demands poison be added to the swamp
  TXC2: a Marsh? why not a nice bog, or a Fen even?
  TXC2: !break
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 richard_ermen: @ArtDecoSunburn I think it definitely pops up more in media after True Detectives Season 1.
Metric_Furlong: break time? after what happened in game? 
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 ArtDecoSunburn: @richard_ermen Interesting.
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam
 e_bloc: have a good rest of the day/night TXC2
Firewhiskers: Nice @TXC2 !
 e_bloc: yeah before True Detective, I pretty much only associated bierce with owl creek
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Should check out "The Devil's Dictionary."
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn oh will do
 ArtDecoSunburn: Ambrose Bierce is up there with H. L. Mencken and Dorothy Parker in crafting cutting witticisms.
 MilkInBags: surely no boss is after this
 BusTed: a little *too* Raph
 dumbo3k: poison swamp"?
rentar42: no place called <blighted something> has ever been anything other than pure delight ...
  Juliamon: Blighted Marsh, legally distinct from poison swamp
 e_bloc: american literature is one of my worst subjects
 MilkInBags: why would an AI lie to you
 gualdhar: oh nice, the suit hates us
 morgoth_bauglyr: suit's haunted
 Mr_Horrible: "Xbox on." "The glorious dawn is coming, but you will avert your gaze." "I said, Xbox on, goddammit."
 JKBalch: Love the suit lying to Arjun
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc It's often not taught well in high schools, and many college students avoid it.  A pity.
 Mr_Horrible: Blighttown?
 Mr_Horrible: damn, I'm a FromSoft boomer
 JKBalch: Ooh, ooh, what about giant birds
 MilkInBags: everything is a reference to fromsoft
Firewhiskers: Actual swamps are beneficial to the environment! They just get a bad rap in these games,
 Mr_Horrible: time to start talking about how 3 is shit and 1 is kino
 MilkInBags: @Mr_Horrible why would you do that
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags see the previous post
 MilkInBags: 
 richard_ermen: You know what I find weird? Why can't we ever fight demons in nice places? Like, a nice, colourful marsh forest area. Or a clean kitchen. Nice places.
silenceaux: Bigger gun?
 FoxyJewels: @richard_ermen worryingly clean kitchen with demon presence
 Mr_Horrible: @richard_ermen I feel like a Suda game has done this at some point, but I can't confirm
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Firewhiskers Maybe we should rebrand as "blighted ecodiverse wetlands."
 JKBalch: Crossbow?
 Mr_Horrible: wait it's the line gun
 Mr_Horrible: this *IS* dead space!
 MilkInBags: huh oh
 richard_ermen: @FoxyJewels Seee? The horror writes itself xD
hamraffle: I could blow up the whole god dam world with this gun
 FoxyJewels: hello deadsp-- wait a minute
hamraffle: That's a bowcaster
 e_bloc: what the actual fuck is this weapon and why is it awesome
 ArtDecoSunburn: @richard_ermen Right? Like a well-maintained park?
 MilkInBags: what if the damage is shit
 Incandescent_Zubat: repeater crossbow is probably my favorite weapon in the game.
 richard_ermen: @Mr_Horrible MHmm, maybe. I wonder.Suda has done many thinks one would think as ...unique in that regard. Was Suda the one who created the toilet as save points?
 BusTed: did you get a wookiee bowcaster
 MilkInBags: oh it's not 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Incandescent_Zubat Sounds Chewbacca-ish.
 richard_ermen: @ArtDecoSunburn For example, a dog park? We do not talk about the dog park.
 FoxyJewels: @richard_ermen Dog. Park.
 Mr_Horrible: @richard_ermen yeah, he's No More Heroes, Silver Case Files, Shadows of the Damned, and most recently Romeo Is A Dead Man
 Isaac3567: Use the alt-fire, it has homing
 FoxyJewels: for fliers it seems like the answer is that bounce-homing mode?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @richard_ermen I can envision a pleasant little dog run with people walking their terriers and dachshunds, and outside the fence it's just grim battlefield of eldritch horrors.
 MilkInBags: hey adam sorry for yesterday's score
 FoxyJewels: alt fire railgun-MIRV you say
 MilkInBags: (i dont even watch hockey)
 richard_ermen: @FoxyJewels The internet has left me so blased, I cannot tell if that is an actual reference to my Night Vale joke or something else entirely.
 richard_ermen: @Mr_Horrible Oh, right!
 e_bloc: besides the sabres are gonna win the series
 MilkInBags: that's a good position, just being happy for good sport whatever team wins
 FoxyJewels: @richard_ermen oh that was me attempting to continue the Night Vale bit.
 e_bloc: the Leafs GM hire was fucking baffling
 richard_ermen: @FoxyJewels Ahhh, thank you. The old lady in the walls that sits behind you will be with you shortly.
 MilkInBags: the leafs will never recover in a century
Metric_Furlong: oh no, the game gave you a cool weapon
 e_bloc: luckily for the Leafs, next year isnt the 60 year anniversary of anything at all
Firewhiskers: The enemies feel a little more aggro than before
 richard_ermen: Is this what people mean when they say "Projectile Vomit"?
 FoxyJewels: admittedly my partners were more the target for Night Vale than I, but certain bits pervade the household anyway
Firewhiskers: @FoxyJewels Are there any other audio dramas you enjoy?
 30teracyte: former GM of the coyotes
 richard_ermen: I have, afaik, about one person I can share my love for it with in the general 100 miles radius. Here's a condo for you and your household =)
NathanJay_GA: Adam seems to be drawn towards bows
 e_bloc: no one does except he was absolute shit for the coyotes, has no other experience, and apparently was or is facing tampering charges
 e_bloc: thats MLSE baby
 Mr_Horrible: and yet...
 MilkInBags: he was contractually obligated to pick bow in elden ring
 richard_ermen: Why is it that people find the ruins of a lost, maddening civilisation and immediately go: "Yes, this is so much better than what humanity achieved, in spite of the creators of these ruins also extincting themselves"
 Mr_Horrible: watch he's gonna play a deadeye on May 29th
 e_bloc: between elden ring and this, thats two games in arrow
 Mr_Horrible: the sickness is in him
 FoxyJewels: how many projectile colors are there and are their visual styles distinct enough that my color-vision-impaired ass could still play this? because it's seriously cool and I wanna.
silenceaux: @richard_ermen Vision of the permanent accomplishments while obscuring the costs alive at the time.
silenceaux: (permanent being a relative term)
 e_bloc: @silenceaux big "I can fix him" energy
 ultraman324: @FoxyJewels I am red/green colorblind and I am not having any problems
 Mr_Horrible: @FoxyJewels so far seems like 3? Blue, yellow, and red, and their shapes aren't really distinct but afaik you can adjust their colors in the settings, so you might be able to tweak to something more easily distinguishable?
 richard_ermen: Yeah, I see. Similar to when peopel go: "Why can'T we be more like ancient rome, after all their ruins still exist!" instead of "well they fucking broke"
 e_bloc: my left eye is more colorblind than the right but I can't really tell
 MilkInBags: yeah it's a CROSSBOW get it right chatroom
 richard_ermen: Isn't it an actual energy crossbow?
 richard_ermen: lol
 e_bloc: you put a drawstring on a bazooka and call it a bow
 MilkInBags: 
 Mr_Horrible: no one left to tell you it's not "Robert"
 Kramburger: Oh my good lord, somehow the gamehaus returned?!
 Mr_Horrible: the one true soul read
Firewhiskers: Kiss! Kiss!
 MilkInBags: good morning kramburger
 gualdhar: so wait, when its proven you have no fans, we have to kill Milk?
 Kramburger: Morning Milk
 e_bloc: me when I have no idea what to do with my assault rifle when I'm not shooting things
Firewhiskers: Ooops all alt-fire
 FoxyJewels: AND homing?
 FoxyJewels: if I saw that correctly
 Mr_Horrible: said in the same voice as "Thanks, it has pockets"
 MilkInBags: eche lone
 e_bloc: are we sure that audio log wasn't about building the railways across Britian
 richard_ermen: @MilkInBags Ecce Lone?
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit that hit chunked you
 JKBalch: That black hole is doing a lot of work
rentar42: that big fella brought friends to the fight, how rude
 Mr_Horrible: man, the antagonistic homing bolts are so cool
 lightfut: Nevermind, you're the goat
 FoxyJewels: homing black holes don't miss
 Mr_Horrible: Yondu Arrows
 richard_ermen: I mean, the big fella needed friends, have you seen how unfair it is, 10 against one adam, they're really handicapped.
itira: hello gamers
 BusTed: 
rentar42: I'm a sucker for anything that produces secondary hoing projectiles, in any game.
 MilkInBags: big bird is in this game?
Firewhiskers: @MilkInBags Sesame Street Big Bird or B-52s Big Bird?
 MilkInBags: yes
 Mr_Horrible: I wanna flip that fuckass hat right off his head
 richard_ermen: same
itira: blasting
 Mr_Horrible: damn they're really going all out on "these different tools are for the different colored balls"
 FoxyJewels: parrygod reterns
 MilkInBags: shit game
 FoxyJewels: every death screen a painting
Firewhiskers: Good jorb
 MilkInBags: would you feel ok if you reincarnated from a goo pool
 richard_ermen: I wonder how often he has died in his time there?
Invitare: not that useful though
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 BusTed: 
 MilkInBags: good robot
 Kramburger: Should respec into dex
 malsareus: gotta get bigger bucks
 Nigouki: wow, corporate horseshit just goes unquestioned like that?
 Mr_Horrible: "The insane board member said it's chill." "Evaluation: it *is* chill. Carry on."
BrindleBoar: "so that's it? get back out there, good luck?" "I don't recall saying good luck"
 MilkInBags: is there anything this evening
 MilkInBags: time to order pierogi poutine with the lrr credit card
 Mr_Horrible: wait fuck I'm hungry too
 Mr_Horrible: Adam how could you do this to me
 Nigouki: is James still there? can just eat James
 rosesmcgee: Alright, lunch break and meet back here in an hour
 malsareus: Adam can't eat James yet, James still owes him a dollar
Metric_Furlong: well, it's not stopping you from continuing without activating it so far
 ErynTzun: The calendar doesn't show anything on it for later so there is some freedom to do whatever is comfortable for you
 shendaras: Hello all
 rosesmcgee: Time to borrow the office PS5...
 shendaras: 
 LordZarano: !next
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itira: ??
itira: THATS your choice
 TehAmelie: they'll be crusty by the time they get to you
hamraffle: What kind?
 Kramburger: Do you want some appy juice too, bud?
 gualdhar: look sometimes a man wants to eat like a child
 electric_claire: *frantically stuffing an uncrustable into an envelope*
 SquareDotCube: Look Adam you know you have to bargain with Heather to get uncrustables
Eklinaar: How many bits to get James to make a sandwich and cut off the crust
 ErynTzun: What if we just make a peanut butter sandwich and cut off the crust?
 theymerLoviatar: Never seen this graphic on the stream before. Ancient relics untombed
 accountmadeforants: Aren't there things to make your own uncrustables? You have the power.
 MilkInBags: itira what would you get as a snack that's so much better
 ArtDecoSunburn: I've never had an uncrustable. Do they really taste good? I feel like gnawing on crusts is a fun part of sandwiching.
realbadatthis_: strawberry or grape uncrustables?
 accountmadeforants: (Bonus you can use that thing to make those UFO Burgers)
itira: because im a hater
itira: apparently
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The_Timo: Uncrustables are amazing
Invitare: I don't know what an uncrustable is, but it sounds awful
 MilkInBags: 
 rosesmcgee: Based
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 Kramburger: No, I just want to get my big boy's order
 JKBalch: What's the bougie version of an uncrustable?
Metric_Furlong: don't ask me, they don't have uncrustables this side of the Atlantic
 MilkInBags: wellington beef @JKBalch ?
 SquareDotCube: @JKBalch fruit pierogis?
 theymerLoviatar: are you saying heels can't be entertaining, mr Savidan
 rosesmcgee: Heels are entertaining...
realbadatthis_: @JKBalch Think trader joes has their own uncrustable
 Sanityis0verrated: Are you saying heels aren't entertaining?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Even though I like crusts, I will defend to the death, Voltaire style, the right to eat your sandwiches without crusts, Adam.
 electric_claire: Adam, I love your streams but you are a damn heel.
 Vinewood_OG: No one is the villain of their own story.... 
elkae: but have you ever really gotten to know us, truly?
BrindleBoar: this mf watching wrestling for faces
 JKBalch: I think realbadatthis nailed it
 theymerLoviatar: @BrindleBoar I bet he's in the Cenation
 Transmuted_Elf: Serge is the real heal
 Kramburger: That's a flagrant lie
 Sanityis0verrated: No that's  Serge
 Vinewood_OG: Sufferin' Succotash Savidan
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Vinewood_OG I am sometimes my own antihero, though.
 SquareDotCube: James was once a babyface, look what happened to him
 accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn I've never had an official one (I don't think they even sold them in my country), but a friend of mine did have a press to make basically the same thing. They're just kinda neat, a fully-enclosed sandwich. (But also yeah I prefer having the crust, and I prefer whole-wheat bread.)
 electric_claire: Adam, you are a babyface at heart, heel in public.
 JosephDeath: Adam is a heel, but Serge is not a baby face
 Nigouki: Serge is a vicious schemer
 theymerLoviatar: Serge is a tweener
realbadatthis_: Serge heel, Ulmer baby face
Metric_Furlong: in *kayfabe* Serge is a babyface 
 SquareDotCube: Serge is a cinnamon roll
hamraffle: Y'all are booing Adam because he's right
 ErynTzun: oh they make a thing called a sandwich sealer so you could like make your own, that's neat.
elkae: Adam “I’m not a heel” Savidan
 ContingentCat: You are definitely the most baby 
elkae: turns out the middle name was never Brinson
 accountmadeforants: Could be worse, could be three of them
 rosesmcgee: You wanna commiserate with e_bloc's kid?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Huh. That's interesting. I didn't realize they were enclosed, like a sort of soft papusa.
 theymerLoviatar: @ArtDecoSunburn I somehow read "a sort of soft papoose" and became both very confused AND very concerned
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Kramburger: Babyface don't tell me to shut the fuck up as often as you do
 dumbo3k: I would've laughed if it had killed you from beyond the grave
 ArtDecoSunburn: "Babyface Heel" Savidan sounds like a gangster from a Damon Runyon story.
elkae: ^look it’s the true heel, Kramburger
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ErynTzun: I like the idea of enclosing it so nothing escapes, I don't mind the crusts though, I usually contain it by putting more peanut butter around the edges and the jelly in the middle.
 accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah, or a soft empanada.
 Kramburger: Only with our friends. Are you trying to say we're friends Adam?
 BusTed: damn, the catch-22
 ArtDecoSunburn: @theymerLoviatar Sometimes you just want to nosh on a conveniently stored baby strapped on your back.
 ContingentCat: 
itira: you know that we are humans on the other side of a screen
 Kramburger: I have TWO kids Adam, geez
elkae: Adam is trying so hard to be a heel but blasting Kramburger is just a regular Saturday
 Kramburger: With the same woman and everything
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger Buy one get one kind of deal?
elkae: 
 gualdhar: Adam that's not fair to yourself. you're smarter than a ham sandwich
 SquareDotCube: The Kramburgers are multiplying
elkae: Kramburger had a couple of sliders
realbadatthis_: @SquareDotCube Kramsliders
 Nigouki: ham sandwich got folds, like a brain
 accountmadeforants: The new game show, Are You Smarter Than A Ham Uncrustable?
 theymerLoviatar: I got Krams, they're multiplyin'
 ArtDecoSunburn: @gualdhar So you're saying he's indictable?
 TehAmelie: ham sandwiches don't even have rights
itira: @elkae oh my 
 gualdhar: octopodes can't talk either and they're smart
 Kramburger: Ham sandwiches don't have opposable thumbs
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie But they do end up before gran juries in lawyer jokes.
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elkae: got there at the same time as realbadatthis_ lol
 accountmadeforants: Nothing's stopping you from adding a brain to your ham sandwich
 theymerLoviatar: @Kramburger yeah thumbs don't really go with ham, weird flavor combo
itira: now youre talkin
 ErynTzun: Hamburgler
Issurru: Adam, I got a new grill. Just come on down
realbadatthis_: @elkae same braincell
 Kramburger: Hamburder
elkae: send me the Moonbase address and I can make that happen 
The_Timo: good Veggie tales song
 SquareDotCube: Wendy's JBC?
 TehAmelie: i had four tiny cheeseburgers yesterday. can recommend
 Sanityis0verrated: You also got eye vream issuru
Issurru: what about if I told you I also have ice cream
itira: no one lives in Sask, they only move away from there
BrindleBoar: live by the skatch, die by the skatch
 MilkInBags: the primordial sask
 ErynTzun: Lure to Saskatchewan lol
 malsareus: the motherland calls out to her lost son Adam
Issurru: cookies and cream
 accountmadeforants: Combining that with your previous uncrustable thing: You clearly need a UFO Burger. Just head on over to Japan to get one.
elkae: Saskatchemarch
 MilkInBags: anyone can have ice cream
 ErynTzun: yummie
 Kramburger: Is tomorrow mother's day in NA?
 Sanityis0verrated: I mean didn't you get a machine so any ice cream you want
  Juliamon: it is, yes
 JKBalch: The siren call of Saskatchewan shores
 ContingentCat: @Kramburger yup
 Sanityis0verrated: isnt it
 MilkInBags: @Kramburger yes
itira: @Kramburger yes
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun I like the idea of you shellacking a sandwich with peanut butter to prevent jelly seepage.
Issurru: @MilkInBags yeah but I bought an overpriced machine so yeah
 malsareus: it went to get lunch
 theymerLoviatar: happy mothers day to all your mothers, it's been Sunday for almost an hour here
 MilkInBags: @Issurru homemade ice cream? ok I'm listening
 Kramburger: Okay so it's just father's day that's different? Weird.
 ErynTzun: @ArtDecoSunburn must contain the fruity center!
Issurru: @MilkInBags I bought the ninja swirl thing. So I technically can do way more than ice cream
 Sanityis0verrated: I don't think I have ever had a jelly seepage issue with my pb&J
 MilkInBags: omg the lore implications of this cutscene
 ContingentCat: only heartbroken lesbians move to Saskatchewan
 Kramburger: It's mother's day here and the mother of my children is in another country 
 Sanityis0verrated: though you guys are making me crave one
 accountmadeforants: @Kramburger No it's different in Ireland (I just recently learned)
itira: @Kramburger good for her honestly
 MilkInBags: @Kramburger i hope delivery won't be delayed by fedex
 Sanityis0verrated: @Kramburger Is that her mother's day gift?
 Kramburger: You'd think so, wouldn't you
Issurru: who's Maxi Drenalin
elkae: My drag name
Issurru: Feel like you're trying to lure me into a deeze nuts joke with that elkae
elkae: 
 Kramburger: Maxi drenalin had a few matches on nitro in the early 90s I think
elkae: I wasn’t but sure lmao
 theymerLoviatar: @Kramburger why did this make me think of Terra Ryzing
elkae: ooo
Issurru: rip
elkae: heels gotta take a few bumps, brother
Issurru: too distracted by burgers
elkae: brotherrrrr
 accountmadeforants: I just noticed the lucenite tax is called "Death Penalty" and that sure is a choice
 Kramburger: That works for me, brotherr
 accountmadeforants: Can't wait for the first reddit threads for this game arguing about the death penalty.
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 VrolikSyndrome: man's got hops
elkae: uhhhhhhh one more
 malsareus: once more for the culture
 MilkInBags: nice
 Kramburger: On the Lord's Day?
elkae: The Lord’s Mother’s Day?
 MilkInBags: 
BrindleBoar: Miyazaki Was Here
 Kramburger: Classic Miyazaki
 accountmadeforants: Poison swamps? *Now* we're really gaming
The_Timo: a Poison swamp? who ever heard of such a thing
elkae: uh oh stinky
Eklinaar: If you kiss her, I'll make you a prince.  Prince of the land of stench!
elkae: 
 accountmadeforants: You know maybe our guy should start wearing a helmet, the air might be breathable but I doubt those gasses are
The_Timo: I'm gonna make a healing swamp, maybe a poison desert for once
 accountmadeforants: Healing swamp but you're playing an undead
elkae: I read poison dessert and started getting the aqua tofana ready
 malsareus: it's a healing swamp and you're all undead
 ErynTzun: yes green is for healing not poisoning >_>
 Nigouki: "you won't have character development if you heal your trauma!!!"
The_Timo: Ah the holy swamp
 rosesmcgee: Healing swamp but it's known to cause cancer in the state of california
 Kramburger: Aren't poison deserts just nuclear test sites?
elkae: bring back quicksand in the media
 Kramburger: The children yearn for the shifting sands
elkae: it’s not nearly as much of a going concern as my childhood told me
 lamina5432: hows the shooty man beens
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, are the kids even taught to fear quicksand nowadays? I think they're missing a crucial part of their development
 Kramburger: Sheeeet man
 ErynTzun: The news of the quicksand deaths was greatly exaggerated
 Omthebox: Oh cool, the gamehause logo is back
 malsareus: partying like it's 2016
 JKBalch: quick toes
elkae: I think Millenials/GenX were so scarred by the Neverending Story that they decided to protect the children from the Knowledge
 theymerLoviatar: @elkae my friends were playing a TTRPG the other day, passing through a swamp, one of their horses starts to sink
elkae: nuuuuuu
elkae: ;-;
 MilkInBags: more like piss king amirite
The_Timo: timed doors lol
 Kramburger: North Americans can't say dickhead properly, it just sounds weird.
elkae: deek-ed
 MilkInBags: how would you say it kramburger
 ErynTzun: @elkae I loved that movie, didn't find it exactly scary but I was 11.
 Kramburger: Dik-ed, when you pronounce both words you sound like a kid
 Kramburger: You gotta rip through it
 Sanityis0verrated: I mean I watched the Leperchaun and chuckie movies back then soooo that story was never gonna scare me
 ArtDecoSunburn: @elkae When I was in third grade, they would show us movies on days too wet for outdoor recess. Disney sing-alongs and the like. One of the films was "The Neverending Story." Because we only had 55 minutes for recess, we never finished it in a setting. And they would rewind it and start from the beginning each time they pulled it out. I was in my twenties before I saw the second half of that film.
 Kramburger: Check the bottom of the swamp
 ErynTzun: The quicksand in Princess Bride was very much the speediest quicksand, more like a quickshoot of sand
 Kramburger: I'm helping!
 MilkInBags: big friend
 malsareus: oh he probably lifts
 Nigouki: lmao the tantrum stomp
  Juliamon: so stompy
 lamina5432: keep dodging
 Incandescent_Zubat: There was a weapon and a health orb. you grabbed the health.
 Kramburger: It feels like you're just hosing it down with water
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MilkInBags: kamehameha!
 Kramburger:   
 shendaras: 
elkae:  
 Kramburger: He's the best
 MilkInBags: an obstacle
 MilkInBags: damn
  Juliamon: booo
 Omthebox: Camera
 MilkInBags: the dog just charged you
 Kramburger: Obstacles do not block the path, they are the path
The_Timo: can you only parry projectiles or also the red attacks?
NathanJay_GA: A little overwhelming, that one
 MilkInBags: tomorrow for more?
 KBKarma: Oh, he's Zagreus!
elkae: I’m gonna have a salad. my body, it cries out for a vegetable
  Juliamon: I have a falafel pita en route
Issurru: @elkae what in tarnation is a VEGETABLE
elkae: noice
elkae: 
 MilkInBags: I'm going for some sushi/japanese noodles tonight
elkae: what you feed kids
elkae: like spinch
 spethycakes: I just picked up a veggie burger & black and blueberry shake
elkae: mumblecore asmr
 Nigouki: someone should make a skill-tree that loops in a game with time loops for more loops
 theymerLoviatar: there's a burger place in the area I started a part time job in and it's gonna be very hard to not get burgers after work all the time
 MilkInBags: (2 hours later) yeah that last run might have been a bit too much
 spethycakes: veggie burger patties count as vegetables, right? ....right?
 gualdhar: french fries are a vegetable
elkae: yeah it’s in the name
The_Timo: and don't forget time doors lol
 spethycakes: whew what a relief
 MilkInBags: don't forget the timeout for 10 minutes
elkae: ketchup and relish, also veggies
 spethycakes: oooh pickles also veggies
 Diabore: we got i frames!
 malsareus: 1 way to find out]
elkae: see that’s practically a salad
 ErynTzun: Thank goodness my groceries will be delivered soon, all this food talk is making me hungry.
 JKBalch: Close enough, welcome back divine dash
BrindleBoar: @elkae just like pizza
elkae: exactly
 spethycakes: and the wheat in the bun and the , uh, something something cheese mean this veggie burger is actually 100% a salad
elkae: and coffee with soy milk is bean soup
BrindleBoar: @spethycakes cows are made of grass
 malsareus: presumably that's a disco
elkae:  disco time!
 spethycakes: @BrindleBoar and sunlight
 theymerLoviatar: a vanilla mocha with soy milk is a four bean soup
 Sanityis0verrated: I already had dinner but you made me crave pb so now I have ritz, pb, & jam
elkae: that’s the one
 spethycakes: I love being in a chat that knows what's what
elkae: we don’t know a thing 
 VrolikSyndrome: No way
 Mr_Horrible: nah there's a few
 Kramburger: Fun fact, man used to be a gender neutral term like Person or Human
 MilkInBags: but then a man ruined it
 spethycakes: @Kramburger well, it was just that non-men were not considered humans
 Kramburger: Men, am I right?
 Sogheim: oh dang Adam's still gaming
 Kramburger: Last one
 Kramburger: *run
 MilkInBags: last run unless this one feels too short 
 NotCainNorAbel: My hot take is that games with good shotguns don't really know how shotguns work.  For video games shotguns really should be for close combat or have slugs for shells.
Issurru: and I'll mail you an oreo
 spethycakes: the burger place gave me the dregs of the french fries today, sadly
 malsareus: then you go out for cheeseburger?
 Kramburger: And your highschool bully will tearfully apologise
Issurru: and that's why you tolerate me
Issurru: I keep your life interesting
elkae: y’all had a singular bully?
 theymerLoviatar: @elkae is your bully single?
elkae: which one
 spethycakes: @theymerLoviatar are they baptized?
elkae: “just go in, Jesus”  sounds like my first time?
 morgoth_bauglyr: he needs to stretch for time for the loading
 MilkInBags: @elkae 
elkae: idk I forgot how to be a chatter 
 Bearudite: 100%
 MilkInBags: huh oh
 Omthebox: @elkae Just ramble your internal dialogue. ez pz
Issurru: @elkae nah I think you nailed it
elkae: wise, Om
 MilkInBags: no touching!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
The_Timo: who invited that guy?
 Omthebox: I'm a yapper expert
elkae: no no Issuru, I for nailed
elkae: *got
silenceaux: quite the jumpscare
elkae: gdi
hamraffle: Big guy, comin through
Issurru: @elkae hope you went to a good doctor 
elkae: so grumpy
elkae: it needs a nap
 MilkInBags: damn
 MilkInBags: aw well
 Kramburger: UHHHHH
elkae: rip
Issurru: 
x0den: ggs. thanks for the stream
 Nigouki: cool game!
 MilkInBags: 5.5 hours of great gaming
 JKBalch: Thank you Adam, cool streamer
 shendaras: 
 lamina5432: gggg
 Diabore: gg gg
elkae: Goodhaüs
NathanJay_GA: GGs
hamraffle: Thanks for the stream Adam! This made my day
 theymerLoviatar: game good, gamer hungry
 Kramburger: Get you they uncrustables
 MilkInBags: coerce james into bringing good food tomorrow at the office
 Omthebox: Yay
 BusTed: ggs
 Mr_Horrible: remembering the Old Days
 Mr_Horrible: oh holy shit
 BusTed: look at this overlay
 spethycakes:  officially back
 Kramburger: We've never been more back
 BusTed: we could say anything
 ErynTzun: Okay ty for the stream, have good dinner whatever it may be. 
elkae: 😂💯👌
Invitare: 10 years back
 spethycakes: anything
 shendaras: 
 MilkInBags: finally good lrr content
 PipeSmokingOwl: pineapple
 Sanityis0verrated:   
 BusTed: 
Metric_Furlong: bye
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 NightValien28: thank you for the stream Big Adam, always lovely to see you
 Mr_Horrible: of all the PUBG Days, it certainly is one
 Kramburger: Brendan Green's Frank exchange of bullets
Metric_Furlong: famous card game Pokemon Champions
 Mr_Horrible: okay I gotta go put food in the oven. Thanks for the stream, Boss  
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elkae: happy Mother’s Day for those to whom it applies, hugs to those for whom it is hard
 ArtDecoSunburn: Thank you for streaming.
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 spethycakes: Thanks for stream! 
 NotCainNorAbel: bosses I like me
 ErynTzun: byeeeeee :3
 Kramburger: Byyeee
 ContingentCat: thanks Adam byeee
 lamina5432: hni
elkae: byeeee
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Vinewood_OG: 
Orxolon: gg
 ContingentCat: !next
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