Wolfstrike_NL: How do we rate "that sucks" on the swear scale?
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gualdhar: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
rosesmcgee: They want to sell more hardware
Mr_Horrible: the idea is they make *more* by incentivizing buying the console
AceGun_: they want to make more money by selling more PS5s.
Mr_Horrible: (this never actually works))
Vinewood_OG: Suck it, Sony.
Syntheticuh: sony had a statement recentlyish saying they need to pull pack from porting everything and have some exclusives to help drive sales of the console
Mr_Horrible: well, it never works unless you're nintendo
UtilityPunk:
With RAM prices like they are, everyone wants to sell hardware 
Tiber727: For contrast, no one buys an Xbox because you can get everything on PC.
Syntheticuh: pull back*
e_bloc: I've met many CFOs in my life and a lot of them are extremely stupid
Mr_Horrible: well they also don't buy an Xbox because the Xbox *also* fucking sucks, worse than the PS5
Mr_Horrible: Microsoft lost the plot about what they want to do with their consoles like 6 years ago
Wolfstrike_NL: There still is the option Sony might want to launch their own pc game launcher for their exclusive games
AceGun_: And everyone buys Nintendo hardware because they know that shit is never hitting PC.
Mr_Horrible: the Series consoles have been godawful
Syntheticuh: well yeah, but the reason it sucks is because theres no reason to buy it when you can get the games on pc instead
ErynTzun: I bought the original Xbox becasue at the time my PC sucked, and the console was made from off the shelf parts and easy to mod.
Tiber727: Why not both?
e_bloc: I think there would be correlation with how good the console is and how many people would buy it
Mr_Horrible: but yes exclusive do to a certain extent drive sales
ErynTzun: By the time the 360 came out my PC was better and I've never felt the need to buy one again
LordZarano: No one's gonna buy a Steam Machine cause you can get everything on PCohwait
Mr_Horrible: but also basically nobody has that "killer 1st-party app" anymore, like a halo or a PS1/2 era FF
Mr_Horrible: well, not 1st party but you get the idea
Mr_Horrible:
this is now a Castlevania game 
Syntheticuh: steam deck isnt really a good comparison because its purpose is to be able to play pc games handheld and on the go, imo
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the 'deck isn't really a console
ErynTzun: I can understand why someone would be a console only gamer though, it used to be cheaper than building a PC. Then eventually it really wasn't considering how cheap PC games could get as time went on. The drawback is they stopped making most PC games physical so you don't really own those.
Issurru: Why would you kill Shepards best friend Legion? Rude
Wolfstrike_NL: "ffucking damage" +1
ErynTzun: Now with AI making SSDs, and RAM so expensive, it's really not cheaper. And graphics cards were already overpriced because neitehr AMD or Nvdia give a crap about consumers anymore.
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, the chaser shots seem kinda perfect for this fight
Issurru: ez game Clap
DanTheMediocre: reset the counter
Mr_Horrible: gotta get this man on "Frickin'"
e_bloc: I might have missed some but I have you on 7
Mr_Horrible: the methadone of swears
Mr_Horrible:
who knows? 
ErynTzun: I'm partial to frell if I can't swear, but hardly anyone gets that one.
Mr_Horrible: she could be talking about someone from Soltari for all we know
rosesmcgee: We've never done anything wrong ever
e_bloc: I think everyone is a bad guy, we're just trying to determine where on the spectrum we are
ErynTzun: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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DanTheMediocre: we live here now
Wilcroft: oopsie
TehAmelie: hmm people stopped worrying about the next game industry crash like a decade ago, but maybe the cost of hardware plus games will do it
DanTheMediocre: indies to the rescue
Fluffy776:
200 bits for Adam's Gamehaüs 🎉
TehAmelie: let's go GTA6 for 90 USD
rosesmcgee: If my underpants start bossing me around I know it's time do a laundry
Juliamon: it's back
loufghyslaufey: And all of a sudden....
ErynTzun: This game looks fun, but I don't think I would spend $399 for the least expensive Ps5 for it.
loufghyslaufey: "...another shoe drops."
BounderTree: The last new game I bought was indie. I only buy 3A games on heavy discount now
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the industry definitely can't crash like it did before, but the biggest players are really running themselves into the dirt these last few years
e_bloc: oh shit Babylon 5 crossover?
loufghyslaufey: Game still good? So far?
ErynTzun: John Sheridan would never
Mr_Horrible: damn, she's sneaky
Mr_Horrible: "About that-"
e_bloc: my father always told me, never start a fight but always finish it
ErynTzun: >_<
Diabore: no time for this shit
RatherLargeToad: that’s one way to get a promotion
e_bloc: was she going to say bow wow
Invitare: why don't any of these people climb out of the respawn pool?
ErynTzun: "If you're falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You've got nothing to lose."
youcantlistentobuttons: That pommel is wicked akward
AceGun_: just holding the giant contraption in front of his face during this whole conversation.
DanTheMediocre: @Invitare getting out of the respawn pool just seems like a painful way of getting back to the respawn pool
e_bloc: @ErynTzun true bestie
loufghyslaufey: The mocap did better on that one "Bow!" than it has on the idle cutscenes so far...
e_bloc: now get the hell out of my galaxy
loufghyslaufey: Or is it just me?
TehAmelie: at least we're not pointing it at her
fjordsword: Looks like you're wielding some weird, hecked up trumpet
malsareus: Kayla is having a really bad time
loufghyslaufey: That stings, chat.
ErynTzun: @e_bloc o7
Juliamon: the facial expressions could have used some work, especially for Kayla, really doesn't match the emotion she's putting into it
e_bloc: every cutscene, half a foot from someone and always holding a gun like that
loufghyslaufey: Almost as if... "leaving", that's all we ever do...
Mr_Horrible: some sort of unsavory job
TehAmelie: i want to see a real shop called "Reputations"
BusTed: ass-ass-out
ErynTzun: Ass Ass Inn
Mr_Horrible:
@TehAmelie this one's in need of a little repair 
youcantlistentobuttons: Saros, secret assassins creed?
loufghyslaufey: As a chat room anyway.
ghizmou: ass as in what ?
Bruceski: time for a cabaret musical interlude?
DanTheMediocre: cant be, he doesnt have the wrist knife thingy
Orxolon: rué purrée?
EkuDeOttsel: Touch book, get headache
ErynTzun: The advantage of animation first and voice actors being able to watch and matching it is the emotion matches better
boneless_velociraptor: getting the hetero thoughts again
loufghyslaufey: Hm? Gettin' all "timey-whiney loopy" in there?
Orxolon: could this been a Let's Nope game?i mean,would you qualify this one as horror?
Isaac3567: Oh he was just cheating on her
ErynTzun: It's just that it takes so long to make games now it's impossible not to get the voices recorded for all of it first I imagine
e_bloc: men are the worst
loufghyslaufey: @e_bloc Point or order, as if it were point of the game?
Mr_Horrible: @ErynTzun yeah, I imagine external scheduling with all the development timelines is uhhhh difficult to say the least
loufghyslaufey: Are we just in a Sci-Fi "Silent Hill", looks like?
e_bloc: @loufghyslaufey both?
Nigouki: I too hope to reach a point in life where I commission a gigantic painting of my partner leaving me
VrolikSyndrome: Someday I want to look at my hands the same way video game characters do.
e_bloc: can you imagine a circumstance where you would just punch a mirror out of rage
BusTed: 🐬
Mr_Horrible: eclipse doing shit to his brain
hypergirlie_hyperpop: it means this developer loves a convoluted metaphor
e_bloc: because I sure as shit cant
malsareus: porpoise
Mr_Horrible:
visit scenic Lake Hali, you'll never want to leave
BusTed: @e_bloc what if you saw someone in it about to punch you
Metric_Furlong: she was not, in fact, okay
e_bloc: @BusTed but . . . shouldnt I punch the person then
BusTed: @e_bloc it was an enchanted mirror, and you have now punched it
e_bloc: @BusTed check and mate
malsareus: gotta speak corporate
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Mr_Horrible: lotta people sending letters saying "actually I don't want to leave the funky sun planet"
Metric_Furlong: Lina's the enforcer we ran into after Jerome died, the one who'd gone AWOL
Mr_Horrible: lil bit
Metric_Furlong: Arjun, don't rat her out to corporate
Wolfstrike_NL: +1
Mr_Horrible: Nitya wouldn't love a snitch, Arj
loufghyslaufey: But this "overseer" thing in the ceiling...
TehAmelie: a gentleman would at least have offered that lady a chair at this point
loufghyslaufey: Kind of coming off as a HAL 9000 construct, no?
VrolikSyndrome: Sure. Close.
VrolikSyndrome: Surely.
VrolikSyndrome: LMAO
RatherLargeToad: lousy bridge
CaptainSpam: So close to your goal of.
BrindleBoar: strong start
VrolikSyndrome: Something tells me this planet doesn't really want people on it anymore.
BrindleBoar: imagine having a door that's opened by shooting stuff
UtilityPunk: A friend arena!
e_bloc: I mean you could probably open any door if you shoot it enough
loufghyslaufey: @VrolikSyndrome Probably something about how it could peer into people's minds & thoughts while piecing together how the last planet they lived on turned out? Tis but a theory...
e_bloc: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
UtilityPunk: Like teardrops in the waves
loufghyslaufey: Current planet cognitive enough and/or feels its doing fine being alive as is?
ratstronomer: Both returnal and this game have such cool architecture
e_bloc: its a beautiful game
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, Housemarque did so good on the levels
e_bloc: yellow you say
e_bloc: halfway I think is possible
Orxolon: was that a hey chat?
BrindleBoar: probably because the squad's all dead? which would traditionally indicate that the end is near
Orxolon: want me to google it for you?
Orxolon: ah,ok
e_bloc: I mean how many biomes are there so far
e_bloc: Id think there would be like 6/7
e_bloc: fair enough, I have no idea
elkae: the Architect might have a voyeurism fetish
VrolikSyndrome: Sonic grinding?
VrolikSyndrome: Sonic grinding!
The_Timo: oh, sonic light dashes lol
elkae: zoomies
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AceGun_: I have seen several Sonic Adventure mechanics in this game already. When do you get to the Chao Garden?
loufghyslaufey: Was that new? Is there more of that bit throughout the game?
VrolikSyndrome: @AceGun_ Next biome, hopefully.
ErynTzun: Where are the Chao located?
elkae: whoopsie
BrindleBoar: oof
Mr_Horrible: that cliff didn't deserve that
elkae:
CrossXhunteR: part 3 is like 6 days time. i guess adam is enjoying it then
elkae: that cliff knows what it did
elkae: whoa whoa they’re bullying you
elkae: judge? he asked nicely!
elkae: I mean fair
elkae: I just think politeness should be rewarded :3
Mr_Horrible: keep that on priv, Primary
Nigouki: oh good, even the AI is getting infested
loufghyslaufey: It is... (hesitates) "sufficient", it says
rosesmcgee: ew
BrindleBoar: into the trash with ye
e_bloc: thats a mood
Nigouki: not a cult [doubtful]
The_Timo: accept madness to be part of something greater, even if only a sliver
Scrubbodiestobears: Now THAT is some lovecraftian bullshit to join the stream to goddamn
youcantlistentobuttons: Oh, it's the King in Yellow, neat!
Mr_Horrible: da sun make-a me crazy
rosesmcgee: Radiohead fans
elkae: the pissking
rosesmcgee: Plato's cave, but Creep
The_Timo: but then you get into the argument of is it madness if it's just knowledge of something far greater than a human mind could comprehend?
VrolikSyndrome: More hands than a Kojima project.
ghizmou: where would you place such a statue at your place ?
elkae: the mantel
elkae: I don’t have a mantel
elkae: but I would get one
rosesmcgee: Casanova Frankenstein looking as statuary
rosesmcgee: charge gun truther?
The_Timo: has dots
Mr_Horrible: tweet that just says "Hitting weakspots here:" and it's a picture of Carcosa
elkae: they put him in a cage!
Juliamon:
ratstronomer: Captain Carcosa
Mr_Horrible: the Geoffrey Rush planet
rosesmcgee: Also Geoffrey Rush
e_bloc: also from real life
Mr_Horrible: whenever they do that half-half attack I can only think of those stupid mobile game ads
TehAmelie: also a civ leader in Civilization, but that may be a different Barbossa
Scrubbodiestobears: isn't Carracosta a pokemon?
Critterbot: I love Barbossa as a character, Geoffrey Rush is so good as portraying him.
elkae: you’re so valid, streamer
TehAmelie: really isn't Barbossa's quest to have an apple the central plot of those movies?
TehAmelie: none of the characters convincingly want anything as much as he wants them apples
elkae: mmmm vitamin C
e_bloc: I mean isnt barbossa just literally 'red beard,' theres probably a number of historical figures with the name
VrolikSyndrome: nyoom~
UtilityPunk: He doesn't even like them apples
Mr_Horrible: Northern Virginia Lance
e_bloc: it me at a retail job
rosesmcgee: we win these
elkae:
50 hey Adam you are cool
UtilityPunk: These nightmare enemies would be nicer if they knew you're THE seabats
VrolikSyndrome: Ah, AC busted?
VrolikSyndrome: Happens.
Mr_Horrible: "well that's just, like, your opinion, man"
elkae:
my compliment 
Critterbot: Sometimes you're cool, deal with it.
e_bloc: you think I'm cool? name three temperatures
The_Timo: cooler than most of us plebs lol
Mr_Horrible: there are no bad dogs, streamer
elkae: Fahrenheit, Kelvin, Celsius
e_bloc: fuck
elkae:
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elkae: uh oh
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Mr_Horrible: hello friendgineers
Strebenherz: Howdy Adam. Digging the classic layout btw
elkae: welcome to the Gamehaüs
Krektogar:
yay, the Gamehaüs is back! Hello all 
Anubis169: Welcome in Bengineers!
Mr_Horrible: I like the Tall Men enemies
e_bloc: the gamehaus never left, it lived on in our fond memories of it
rosesmcgee: the homing bullets look like photon torpedoes
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ErynTzun:
oh hai 
e_bloc: thats the american way
youcantlistentobuttons: it restored your second chance though didnt it?
Krektogar: the best to ever do it
Mr_Horrible: resource neutral baybee
e_bloc: gaming out of your mind
Mr_Horrible: you don't get to stack a 2nd cheat death, do you? If you complete it without using yours?
Mr_Horrible: recoil seems like basically a non-factor for this gun
Diabore: damn 31
Isaac3567: You left an upgrade back there
Mr_Horrible: nor for this gun
BrindleBoar: "thanks, now die"
Isaac3567: Well I've dodged every Let's Nope so O7
Mr_Horrible:
"Your contribution is appreciated. Never question me again. 
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e_bloc:
Mr_Horrible: have we encountered a new Whale Noise yet?
rosesmcgee: you spend so much time dodging being able to do a whole whack of damage at once is nice
JKBalch: Big Jar
e_bloc: hell yeah
BrindleBoar: have you considered bringing it down a notch Eli
Mr_Horrible: you can't say "The grace of Yellow" in 2026 dude it doesn't mean the same thing
elkae:
Strebenherz: needs a spray bottle every time they start cackling about power
ErynTzun: D:
e_bloc: I don't think anyone's geting out alive
elkae: piss power!
fragilepaper:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that gun's straight from Monster Hunter
e_bloc: its every fucking cutscene
rosesmcgee: I had a nerf gun that looked like that
e_bloc: dude needs to just put it down for a minute
Desdae: That's why they call it a 'conversation piece' xD
Juliamon: to be fair, the other human being is not paying attention to you AT ALL
BrindleBoar: all you need is the albinauric mask
elkae: I wouldn’t be able to hold a gun that big
e_bloc: standing 6 inches away, having a conversation, muzzle just slightly not pointed at the other person
elkae: my feeble arms!
ErynTzun: It's the same when you can design your own character and you make them the most Un-Serious Character
Mr_Horrible: excellent restraint, my. mayor
Mr_Horrible: cannot type today
Mr_Horrible: maybe I've been staring at the eclipse too long
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jadielady: wb
Diabore: we just wanna talk
Invitare: John Ad
Mr_Horrible: John Vertisement
Strebenherz: ea nasir probably
The_Timo: They were inevitable
ghyllnox: I just want to talk
e_bloc: cant spell adam without ads
Mr_Horrible: consider this: who care
e_bloc: if you can't tell I would think you are behind
JosephDeath: You are at about the same point in the skill tree that I was when I got to this part
The_Timo: Well if you beat legion surely investing past it makes sense? or is there some other barrier?
GamerCat88:
nice tree but it aint got nothing on POE 
e_bloc: oak sapling
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GamerCat88: neat
The_Timo: the dot is nice
rosesmcgee: "You're stuck in here with me"
Mr_Horrible: but streamer they outlawed fun on Carcosa
rosesmcgee: Mulligan
Mr_Horrible: stuck in Plato's Cave
elkae: hey Canadians reminder your census is due by May 12
e_bloc: damn
e_bloc: did you have to go so hard on that robot
CaptainSpam: "I'm a computer. What do you want from me? Geez."
loufghyslaufey: What are you? A "Lemongrab"? Gawd, "primary"!
silenceaux: It's not often you get to make an AI stammer like that
elkae: weak points? don’t have them
elkae: (I lie)
Ferisar: why don't enemies have strongpoitns
Ferisar: you ever think about that
Ferisar: (this is not true they do)
The_Timo: armor? lol
Ferisar: yeah yeah yeah minor spelling mistake wise guy
elkae: damn Ferisar get blasted
Ferisar: poitn*
Ferisar: tyvm
e_bloc: so by my count (probably missed a few), I have you at 16 swears in two hours at the following times EST: 136, 137, 148, 212, 213 x2 ,223, 239, 256, 259, 305 x 2. 313, 324. 326 x 2
e_bloc: 8/hr seems like a reasonable rate
elkae: that’s not so bad
Mr_Horrible: strongpoignts - when the poignancy is especially profound
Ferisar: uhhh here's your swear audit
Mr_Horrible:
can you tell e_bloc's an accountant? 
elkae: I was gonna report spam lmao
fragilepaper:
e_bloc: I was going for that
elkae: numbers!
Spades_Slicc: Where are the Ian and Cam christmas folks, let's start tracking his blinks
e_bloc: thats what working in accounting does to you
Strebenherz: it still cracks me up that an ian and cam christmas got copyright'd on the audio cause of the fire crackles
TehAmelie: or is it a monument to man's folly?
elkae: that was so silly
Ferisar: zero FUCKINNNN
Ferisar: dmg
Ferisar: sureeee
e_bloc: shit? I count shit
goombalax: then why did you call it "the s word"
Juliamon: if you have to call it the [letter]-word it's a swear
ghyllnox:
Shit is a vulgarity, as opposed to a profanity, but is still "a swear" 
elkae: fudgesicles! nuts! dangnabbit!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: BACK THE FUCK UP! A return to the GameHaus? is this a long term thing or just for Saros?
Ferisar: HAUHH
elkae: the latter
e_bloc: Adam's newest contract gives him creative control and his first action was to bring back the gamehaus
TehAmelie: giant sandworm was not as tough as it looked
Wolfstrike_NL: nonono let's lie and say permanent, if we say it enough thy might start blieving it
elkae: k I need to unshrimp. have fun with zoomies!
Ferisar: it's a remake
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Mathwyn: Is a man not entitled to the orbs of his work?
fragilepaper: o/ Elkae
Ferisar: adam's gamehaus remastered
elkae: o/
e_bloc: I feel seen
TehAmelie: old LRR sterams is the new 1980s eh
e_bloc: gamehaus paid dlc
Mathwyn: Adam's Gamehaus 2.5 HD Final Mix Remastered GOTY Edition
Ferisar: on an aggregate youtube trailer channel with a 4K sticker on the top right
BraveOthello: Into the orifice
TehAmelie: stationary? we don't even know the meaning of the word
Ferisar: he's a shrimp................
ghyllnox: Before pointing out another's posture, one must first take the shrimp out of their own spine
TehAmelie: what if the shrimp shells is all that's keeping me upright?
Mathwyn: @ferisar I always though Adam was shellfish
e_bloc: I think thats probably imprawnsible
Spades_Slicc: Dang, Arjun just doesn't seem to get it. He's trying to enter the tower instead of slaying it
rosesmcgee: @Spades_Slicc Someone should tell him a tower is just a spire with extra steps
Ferisar: oh damn
Ferisar: that's a hell of a combo
bisaflau: that sounds cool
accountmadeforants: Ominous white lines
silenceaux: I love the cross class combos, you feel like a genius when you pull one off
accountmadeforants: Damn that's cool
accountmadeforants: Got that Elphelt two-stage bullet
Ferisar: this game.....
Ferisar: might be good....
BraveOthello: Yeah the shotguns in this ... Series? Always feel either really underpowered or really overpowered
rosesmcgee: duilt bifferent
e_bloc: not worse, just different in a bad way
DoctorHutch: so many particles
rosesmcgee: surprisingly not bad
PixelArtDragon: Not bad, all things considered
silenceaux: It's compressing, but okay overall.
Mathwyn: I can see the blue, red, yellow, and brown blobs! So basically, perfect fidelity! (It actually looks just fine)
Spades_Slicc: that just means you didn't need those 8 billion points of health
accountmadeforants: Gotta give your enemies a leg up, they might refund the game if you go in at full strength
Mathwyn: Oh hey its the room that kills you
The_Timo: you a fan of tactics games Adam? like Xcom ish?
CaptainSpam: Damn you, lack of OSHA compliance!
Spades_Slicc: Run saved pog?
PixelArtDragon: @CaptainSpam It should have been Yellow?
CaptainSpam: @PixelArtDragon Should've been railings around that open chasm.
Mathwyn: Just because you work foe unfathomable eldritch entity, doesn't mean safety doesn't matter
Spades_Slicc: Reloads the clip?
Spades_Slicc: surely that's a magazine
BraveOthello: Clipazine
accountmadeforants: Bullet tank
Mathwyn: It says handcannon, maybe it is a revolver? I can't tell on mobile
BraveOthello: It looks like a conventional semiauto
accountmadeforants:
rosesmcgee: Never did not have it
silenceaux: Very very close, but you made it
Spades_Slicc: technically you've exited each of these fights with more health than when you went in
Ferisar: adam's sergehouse
accountmadeforants: What's the swear counter up to, anyway?
rosesmcgee: Serge gonna have competition
DoctorHutch: Adam's Tame Haus
Mathwyn: Gosh darn
Wilcroft: head straightlong into serge's niche
rosesmcgee:
@DoctorHutch
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rosesmcgee: Sure sure sure
realbadatthis_: Family friendly but not tame _> "golly gee willickers"
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah you can say some truly vile things while technically being family friendly. Consider it a challenge.
accountmadeforants: (Don't actually)
Mathwyn: Sick of all these monday to friday enemies in this monday to friday game!
accountmadeforants: Motherlovin cretins
Ferisar: Super Load
Spades_Slicc: jump rope
accountmadeforants: Banana-coloured-lasers ROTAT E
Ferisar: wdym
Mr_Horrible: possibly Thursday
Mr_Horrible: parsed an 88 on M11
lenonn_2949: 14 hours straight to get a belt in an mmo
Mr_Horrible: yeh
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Mr_Horrible: I shoota da gun good
Mr_Horrible: 88th percentile, yeah
Scrubbodiestobears: when Mists of Pandaria came out i was the second warlock to 90 on my server, and was awake and playing for 54 hours straight
Mr_Horrible: fair, fair
Ferisar: probably a league game that i don't remember anymore
DoctorHutch: 0.0 seconds in that student Chocobo race in FFX
Mathwyn: Never go full gamer
Cptasparagus: ive hit master in tft a few times
Wilcroft: some of those destiny day-one raids
Mr_Horrible: actually the hardest was probably saving a Verimathrus fight in Antorus after a tank died because they had to answer the door, lol
Cptasparagus: my coworker told me it doesn't count because its double up XD
Ferisar: @Mr_Horrible how tf
Ferisar: lol
Mr_Horrible: remaining tank couldn't be healed so I just dropped Spirit Link and healed the fuck outta the rest of the party
Mr_Horrible: cheaty resto tricks teehee
Ferisar: damn nice
Spades_Slicc: rally
accountmadeforants: Probably getting back-to-back perfects on every track in Elite Beat Agents on the highest difficulty (with the divas). I was obsessed with that game for a while.
Mr_Horrible: oh hell yeah the Elite Beat Agents games were super fun
Ferisar: double up*
Ferisar: but yeah lol
accountmadeforants:
Mr_Horrible: lmao
Cptasparagus: double up is teams of 2 XD but yeah
TehAmelie: the hardest i've gamed was in Super Mario Kart, hitting my buddy with a green shell from like half the track
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie "lining up the shot..."
Cptasparagus: people are indeed haters
TehAmelie: The Matrix hadn't come out yet but i definitely could see the matrix for a moment
Mr_Horrible: team masters is like quintessential Shakes Ur Hand
Cptasparagus: @Mr_Horrible literal girlfriend buff lol
Mr_Horrible:
Mathwyn: I beat Xen if Half Life without realising there were little healing pools everywhere. I also felt like an idiot!
accountmadeforants:
@Mr_Horrible I ended up playing the Ouendan games without actually knowing a lick of Japanese because I wanted more 
(Weirdly I'm not actually a fan of Osu)
Mr_Horrible: @Mathwyn oh that must've been a misery
Mathwyn: @mr_horrible Blessed be the quicksave/load
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants I get that, sometimes one particular thing will just grab you, even if you're not as big into the oeuvre as a whole
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible Well specifically Osu!, which is a fan-made thing with sorta similar gameplay. The actual DS games I love.
wolphiron: Huh, oeuvre is an really interesting word!
Kaaosa: gamehaus
Ferisar: wellw ell well
Ferisar: wellw ell
CaptainSpam: Tall fella.
Ferisar: hope they release it for pc in a year or two
accountmadeforants: The game loves to rub it in
Kaaosa: hope it's good
accountmadeforants: @Ferisar Published by Sony and they had that thing where they said they wouldn't do PC releases anymore
accountmadeforants: But we can hope
Ferisar: they have switched up their strategy b/c they suck and stink ass true
The_Timo: they will eventually
the_tarabyte: gross
Mr_Horrible: they're absolutely gonna relent on it at some point
accountmadeforants: Yeah all their new strategy does is make it so I won't buy a PS5 *nor* their games.
Mr_Horrible: exclusives barring a few select circumstances don't really move consoles these days
Mr_Horrible: mm, skulls
rosesmcgee: No my skull pile. You ruined it
Invitare: looking pretty yellow there bud
Mathwyn: Skullekinesis
accountmadeforants: Hands hands hand hands hands
Cptasparagus: im just glad they got out Horizon 2 before dialing back PC releases, more people need to play that game
Mr_Horrible: wait this isn't even a boss
TehAmelie: so metal. . .
Mr_Horrible: lol
RatherLargeToad: Extreme peek-a-boo!
30teracyte: ezpz
Mr_Horrible: they skipped the whole "make a boss a later normal enemy" and just gave the regular enemy a cutscene
Invitare: how did you know it was yellow if you were blinded
Invitare: checkmate atheists
accountmadeforants: Smelled yellow
Mr_Horrible: cool view
30teracyte: turns out this is what the coldplay song was about all along
Ferisar: what did you do to get here
Cptasparagus: whats the best flavor of ice cream
Mr_Horrible: do you know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
BrindleBoar: full of spinach
Spades_Slicc: Arjun you gotta get up to speed, you don't unlock ascension until AFTER you get to the top of the spire for the first time
rosesmcgee: So we stopped swearing and started falling in holes. Nobody from LRR is safe from this brave new Adam.
Mathwyn: How can I be like you when I grow up?
bisaflau: time for uppies
RAICx: Adam wants uppies
Ferisar: damn
Ferisar: handles.......
accountmadeforants: Slay the Spire and this game are set in the same universe because they both take place in Dublin.
Scrubbodiestobears: is that not just what Dublin is like?
silenceaux: Maybe those special keys you were getting earlier?
TehAmelie: i've heard Dublin is violent but
Mathwyn: Noice
BrindleBoar: Honorarium?
Spades_Slicc: doors cost keese, what is this a zelda?
silenceaux: Got to cash them in
Mr_Horrible: "Make us whole, Isa- I mean Arjun"
accountmadeforants: Finally a reason for the stick to be analog
Cptasparagus: man this cutscene rocks
Mr_Horrible: this is now a Hollow Knight challenge room
accountmadeforants: Getting warmer, warmer...
Mr_Horrible: "I don't remember Nitya being this ethereal"
accountmadeforants: Birb
Mr_Horrible: oh hey it's that stupid bird we hate from the beginning
BrindleBoar: "where is she" *monster appears* I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards
Invitare: is bird wife?
Mathwyn: Falco sure looks different in this new starfox game huh
Mr_Horrible:
"The Architect" wow, brutal
TehAmelie: i know, hit em with ricochets off the floor. make them regret building it
Invitare: should have sent an engineer instead
Cptasparagus: thats a dark souls boss
dingo94200 watched 7 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
silenceaux: The laser is pretty nasty.
youcantlistentobuttons: First attempt or no, i have been away a while?
ErynTzun: Someone has decided it's a good idea to roll up a suitcase speaker in front of the apartment building and start a tiny portable grill on the grass right in front of the windows. Both of which are against apartment rules.
Mr_Horrible: well you know what you gotta do next time, then
malsareus: it was our scouting foray
youcantlistentobuttons: Pretty good first run, bar and half not knowing the patterns!
malsareus: now we know about the laser
Seneschal_JWS: Has there been any info on when Adam is next playing a Lone Wolf book?
lamina5432: haus time?
Wolfstrike_NL: Yea last week we had book
30teracyte: on the 2nd of may
Mr_Horrible: yeah that's about how fast my slow ass reads
Kaaosa: go to chicago 4 weeks from now instead
Mr_Horrible: my mayor's gonna play UNI on da big stage
Mr_Horrible: probably post-game stuff
Mr_Horrible: you roll credits and then they unlock that and you're like "ohhhh more story + context", they did that kinda shit in Returnal iirc
MilkInBags: did adam beat it
Mr_Horrible: not yet
Mr_Horrible: we found Big Bird tho
Seneschal_JWS: Ah, figured it was upcoming soon, guess I missed it. Thanks for info!
MilkInBags: I'm back for it, you can beat the game now adam I'm here
Mr_Horrible: fair, yeah
MilkInBags: just finished watching guillermo del toro's frankenstein
Mathwyn: @milkinbags He can take off his weighted training clothing now
Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags actually Frankenstein is the director, so it's Frankenstein's Frankenstein
MilkInBags: damn
Mr_Horrible: never
VrolikSyndrome: I'm always honest with you.
Kaaosa: no
lamina5432: sure
MilkInBags: no because i never get stuck
VrolikSyndrome: Absolutely
Strebenherz: lil bit
Joecool190: yeah
Mr_Horrible: once or twice
Astramentha: no
Scrubbodiestobears: SECRETLY?
Strebenherz: not necessarily die, but
Kaaosa: i'm normal
Scrubbodiestobears: whoops caps
Mr_Horrible: feel a little bit of vindication
silenceaux: Yes, specifically on a puzzle game.
lamina5432: nope, watch to many things I don't play
Strebenherz: also yeah "secretly" is a stretch there
cutaos: haha not just me
Diabore: little bit
AlnessVT: In an "I wanna see how they get out of THIS" kind of way
Lysander_salamander: not really? Seeing them succeed makes me want to try again.
JosephDeath: Tbh, you tend to breeze through stuff that was tricky for me, and get stuck on stuff that was breezy for me
Tiber727: I don't think that ahead of time, but I retroactively get mad if they didn't.
Mr_Horrible: I'll be honest I didn't even realize that *not* starting the eclipse was an option
Mr_Horrible: I do like it both ways, tho, it's cool to see people crush stuff that beat my ass
Mr_Horrible: got to see that a few times watching some folks play Silksong
Lysander_salamander: the music is interesting
VrolikSyndrome: Those rotating laser enemies never start the laser directly facing you. It's always at an angle in between the beams to give the player a moment to recognize the rotation. Smart enemy design!
Mr_Horrible: interesting, I thought that was just "a thing you do" in a run rather than a difficulty modifier
MilkInBags: damn doors
Lysander_salamander: drat
Mr_Horrible: that gun sitting there waiting like Seymour waiting for Fry
MilkInBags: kind of shitty from the devs to cut you away, the main character, from every resource to beat the game, it's uncalled for
BusTed:
@Mr_Horrible 
MilkInBags:
Diabore: yeah you been vibing man
MilkInBags: tell james to order the pierogi poutine for lunch
Mr_Horrible: "Stream has been live for 3 hours 43 minutes and 40 seconds"
malsareus: time is a myth
Strebenherz: !next
malsareus: guess you're having fun
Mr_Horrible: so did you actually eat Rhythm Cafe, or...?
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: People of Note) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (2:14 from now).
Mr_Horrible: oh, no that's later in the day
Mr_Horrible: I'm not a Sunday head
Mr_Horrible:
<-me on Sundays, usually
MilkInBags: understandable
Mr_Horrible: you will be cool and it will be cool
Mr_Horrible: this I decree
BusTed: You'll have your cheer squad nearby
MilkInBags: but remember everyone is also freaking out, even if t hat doesn't lower your reaction
lamina5432: believe in the you that we beleive in
VrolikSyndrome: Yeah I'm actually practicing Street Fighter. like, lmao, can you imagine?
shendaras: Hello all
Mr_Horrible: heyya shendaras
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: Hydra be like:
BusTed: in the zone
BusTed: even higher
silenceaux: The extra levels of proficiency are helpful.
BusTed: jukes
Ansaksie: Yeah, that hallway was a bait and a half by the alpha
MilkInBags: sending the damage swat
electric_claire: Taking damage is a controlled substance
MilkInBags: if you don't beat it today, as a bonus stream, make james pick up where you are and try to finish it
MilkInBags: as payback
Diabore: you ever think about holes?
VrolikSyndrome: Very rarely
BusTed: it's a very practical room
youcantlistentobuttons: yeA
Diabore: that statues vibing
Mr_Horrible: erm, he's RIGHT behind me isn't he?
froshambo: This is giving me flashbacks to playing arcade shooters at like Playdium
froshambo: visually very cool
Mr_Horrible: we need the Beej Thunder as the new sub notif for Let's Nope
adamshandy: is there a lore reason why all the nemies make demented whale noises?
Diabore: i should pick up this game sometime, cars being a dick right now though so not for a bit
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fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: how goes the game
Diabore: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn a point in its favour is adam loses track of time a lot playing it
ErynTzun: Dee-ly-boppers?
Issurru: @LoadingReadyRun my kid says Hi to you
Mr_Horrible: oh, so the ascent isn't the same every time too
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Diabore well that's generally a plus
RockPusher:
Architect is angry because you called them out for forgetting to put toilets in the new building 
Issurru:
thanks for saying hi to my kid, he was super excited
Invitare: oh you can't see those are yellow
Invitare: that explains a bit
froshambo: i wonder if this game has a colorblind mode
Diabore: we still have the cheat death right?
x0den: why can't he tell the color?
froshambo: digging this doomy droney music
Diabore: game almost cheated you
Diabore: ggs ggs
Lysander_salamander: heck
Mr_Horrible: damn, close one
Wolfstrike_NL: !onemore
Wolfstrike_NL: And then we get all the bonus 5 minutes for all the swears right?
Invitare: robbed
TehAmelie: feels like the Robocop wall shots with that crossbow are busted
TehAmelie: as long as the monsters stay behind a wall anyway
Mr_Horrible: I do wish the nightmare strands had a bit better layout signposting for whether there's ground or not underneath the cliff you're inevitably backing up towards
TehAmelie: maybe they could just have removed some holes in the ground
Mr_Horrible: stand on the box?
BusTed: There was time now
Mr_Horrible: welp
Mr_Horrible: nevermind
TehAmelie: actively gaming
Mr_Horrible: biggest brain in the business
Lysander_salamander: nice
AlnessVT: No doohickey left behind
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megadrivers: watch out they're trying to draw spirographs on you
BusTed: mulligan
VrolikSyndrome: That's me!
TehAmelie: that was just practice
Issurru:
this is like my sts 2 runs 
megadrivers: wish i could see visible body dissecting lasers irl i got some heists i wanna pull off
TehAmelie: didn't Returnal have the same problem with overlapping controls?
VrolikSyndrome: Are the questions various flavor of "why did they make it the dash button"?
megadrivers: i should play returnal for the first time even
megadrivers: housemarque's really sick with it
TehAmelie: there was some problem with context sensitive controls anyway. guess that's a genre standard now
megadrivers: it's def been on my backlog but every time a sale comes up i somehow forget it exists
megadrivers: meanwhile here I am like "let's play Geometry Wars 2" on a random weekday
The_Timo: Have to group similar commands, and rely on the player just learning
Cptasparagus: my mom is in Vancouver and went skiing at Whistler in May, thats fucked up
megadrivers: its mother's day she's gonna hit those slopes harder than ever
Cptasparagus: sadly no, I could use a new stepdad
ArtDecoSunburn: @megadrivers If only other branches of mathematics were popular enough to inspire games and sequels. I would totally play "Topology Wars" or "Econometrics Battles."
ArtDecoSunburn watched 95 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
megadrivers: @ArtDecoSunburn Spongeboy Firecurtains
TehAmelie: Hydrodynamics Clash, wait that's just Creeper World
megadrivers: Spooky Dooky Explosive Booty
megadrivers:
this is hitting my arena shooter brain and god i don't have to worry about someone spamming at me
ArtDecoSunburn: @megadrivers Just got to assemble the right crew, Megadrivers. (Cue montage set to Elvis's "A little less conversation.)
VrolikSyndrome: Let's not be too hasty now
megadrivers: @ArtDecoSunburn i don't my crew is ready for my Fight Song (an old 70s song about passing around a beanbag)
AlnessVT: Any puzzle can be solved by shooting all the walls simultaneously
Buxx345: he in fact would make that noise again
megadrivers: (and i'm an 80s baby)
silenceaux: Slurping is not technically swearing but maybe it should have been
e_bloc: I disagree, lets be very hasty
e_bloc: a burp is a third of a swear
TehAmelie: you should also not say the words "slurp slurp"
TehAmelie: looking at you Doug Judy
ArtDecoSunburn: @megadrivers Excellent. A period 70s piece would make a great caper movie. The beanbag would be integral to the heist.
BusTed: The weapon rolling gives the same vibes as wand selection in Noita
The_Timo: It wouldn't be a trip back to this room without at least jumping down the hole once
Mr_Horrible: @BusTed where's the gun that shoots buzzsaws that return and kill us?
BusTed: Fingers crossed
Scrubbodiestobears: pretty sure that's all buzzsaws and the rest of the description was redundant
e_bloc: help we're crashing out
BusTed: they're whale songing at us
megadrivers: they really said Formation just to die
The_Timo: Nah, we get clutch gun coming up somewhere
e_bloc: its kinda amazing they can keep making bullet hell games when the main conceit of much of it is based on the same concept
Isaac3567: Half its health bar with that, I wonder if there are overdrive upgrades in the armor tree?
shendaras:
megadrivers: whew
e_bloc: damn
PublicEnemy09: @Isaac3567 there are more after this next boss
megadrivers: thanks for the stream buckaroo
silenceaux: Made some resources at least.
e_bloc: thats xco....er saros baby
shendaras:
Thanks for the stream
Nigouki: Sneaky Gamehaus
RockPusher:
Thank you Adam 
e_bloc: and then we can play last of us 2 again
Isaac3567: @PublicEnemy09 Cool, thanks! I put off buying a PS5 till I had money... then the $300 price hikes means itll be a long time until I play this
ErynTzun: Hungy, time for sammich?
50keyz: thanks fr the stream!
BusTed: ggs
e_bloc: fuck live is back already damn
e_bloc: time flies
e_bloc: thanks for the stream Adam!
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TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
e_bloc: it was a pleasure to be here
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: People of Note) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
ErynTzun:
ty for the stream
NotCainNorAbel:
500
TheAinMAP:
BusTed:
e_bloc: gl to the sabres today
Juliamon: yeah these looks familiar
raulghoulia: its Monday AND Saturday?
ErynTzun: Yeah the bot was gone at the start of the stream it wasn't even in the list, but restarted later on
50keyz: lol wtf?
rosesmcgee: I just got back from the grocery store. Did we win?
ErynTzun: Waiiiit a minute double thank yous
rosesmcgee: ggs
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
e_bloc: gl hf
TehAmelie: byee
Vinewood_OG:
Juliamon: You can leave as long as you're back in an hour
e_bloc: yeah if you chill for an hour you'll see something completely different
ErynTzun: okay byeeee:3
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