Crossing the Streams || Community PUBG Battleground Night!

 62MGcobra: lobby is open LRRCTS buttslol
 Diabore: god ive been waiting for this
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
 KeytarCat: !findquote gorilla
  LRRbot: Quote #3199: "Gorillas are people. We should treat them as such." —Ian [2016-08-12]
tyranidd1: uuuhhh… One More?
 protojman: 
 Sethalidos: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #3350: "No! My death enables your further progress!" —Ian [2016-08-31]
DigitalSeahorse: 
 KeytarCat: I ran into that person in Pokemon this week
 Diabore: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (NightThe LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: PUBG Community Customs) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (25s ago).
 gsyhiap: 
 Shurtal: kinda surprised you can't double click the lobby to join.  took me longer than i'd like to admit to find the Join button
 Strebenherz: I should load it up
 lamina5432:  
 RockPusher:   
 Diabore: lets gooooo
 TheMerricat:   
 Terminal423: @Shurtal You're not alone in that
 gsyhiap: 
 Strebenherz:   
notpsion: pubg? bad ui? why I never
notpsion: (I agree with you)
 Strebenherz: okay so it's not just me
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chaos5896: 
Strebenherz watched 270 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
huh.  stream # go brr
lovesmart3245: <message deleted>I’m busy at the moment, but once I settle, I will love to play with you . Add me on Dis c0rd   imole_34
 Natimus_Prime: @Terminal423 Same here, didn't look that far down
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lovesmart3245: <message deleted>@chaos5896
 Shurtal: @Terminal423 solidarity
 Astrovore: Been looking forward to more PUBG
 TehAmelie:  detected
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
 Diabore: weird messages
DigitalSeahorse: 
 idontgetmyrealname: well I decided last second to join in and am downloading pubg for the first time tonight. . . download speed is not encouraging for me making the first match
 Strebenherz: something remember don't click strange links
 Diabore: @idontgetmyrealname there will be many more games at elast
chaos5896: thx mods!
notpsion: there's also a tutorial you'll want to run, takes a little bit, so just get ready for round 2+
Orxolon: !players
 Shurtal: if someone had to misspell something to get around filter, you should probably ignore them
 Strebenherz: where do i find the join thing again?
 lamina5432: time to get killed a lot
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Orxolon: hello everybody
  Juliamon: idontgetmyrealname that's why we always recommend doing it in advance, it's real hard to just jump in last minute
 TheMerricat: 
 ErynTzun: oh hai 
Lysander_salamander: good evening, everyone
 Terminal423: @Strebenherz bottom left of the custom games screen
 BusTed: 
 idontgetmyrealname: @Juliamon ya got side tracked with dinner and forgot
 Strebenherz: @Terminal423 
 ErynTzun: time to watch ppl get killed a lot :3
chaos5896: Streb  James will explain
MWGNZ:  
 Diabore: @Strebenherz in the custom tab, search for lrr, click join bottom left, password buttslol
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 TheMerricat: I've been playing PUBG daily since the last CTS so this means I'll last 30 seconds more before being taken down by someone I don't see till they've already shot me. 
notpsion: i'm sure we are all excited for the payday/pubg crossover, lol, lmao, lololololmao
 Natimus_Prime: I haven't played this game in years.  Was surprised by the tutorial being required, but I'm in the lobby and ready to be a target.
 ErynTzun: @Diabore the strongest of passwords
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 Astrovore: let's gooooo
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Orxolon watched 10 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
really?it should be at 23548 by now
 sheqesi: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
  Juliamon: you know it's secure because it's pinned in chat
 TheAinMAP:   
orrie104: Only be best passwords are pinned in chat
DigitalSeahorse:   
Molladia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
 Molladia: Where's Wiggins
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 TheMerricat: @notpsion NGL, if their 'contender' skins weren't obviously geared towards their South Korean Whale market, I would have been, but at best I'll get a spray I never use.
 RockPusher:   
 Diabore: love that more people are getting back into pubg with these bi monthly games
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DigitalSeahorse:   
Reyyan1395: @TheMerricat I just checked and I've put in 360 hours since this restarted. I'll still be lucky to top 10
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 Diabore: @Molladia number 12
Patorik: My goal is to get one kill before the end of the stream. Let's see how that goes
 Stoffern: hallo
 TheWriterAleph: oh hai
notpsion: @TheMerricat yeah, I really want to see just how painful the free/paid track is out of curiosity
notpsion: getting money from me heh no
 Booster6: Hi friends
 SymphonySolstice: shooty mcpewpew!
 xantos69: Here's hoping for some team matches
 Zanzabar_: lol almost missed this, thankfully saw a couple friends in the game
 maclaglen: Pew, pew pew and maybe even a Krakow!
 Booster6: My goal is, as always, to not die first
 damn_i_am_pretty: remember, please don't hunt Matt Wiggins for sport. everyone but Matt Wiggins is fair game. its in the rules.
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 sheqesi: Let's go!
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 Molladia: @damn_i_am_pretty I endorse this statement
 Diabore: @damn_i_am_pretty but graham said join us, kill matt wiggins
 groulux: Alright!  Going to play a solo card game while watching some PubG
 lamina5432: nieclings material
loufghyslaufey: No. Dammit! Why does mine need to update now!?
 Strebenherz: Time to see if I survive longer than one minute
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: But I'm riffraff.
  Juliamon: Always boot up early in case of updates!
 bytecaster: Wait, there is riffraff here?
 ErynTzun: The riffs and raffs
 Diabore: a safe space from the cheaters
notpsion: if you don't hot drop you will probably survive a minute
DigitalSeahorse: if only more of my cousins were gamers
KmdrKibneg: Currently sprinting thru the tutorial
 A_Dub888: @bytecaster Wiggins
 tehfewl: hunter2
loufghyslaufey: Or.... Did U?
 lamina5432: are we the top of the pubg categorie?
 ErynTzun: A password no one would ever guess
 TheMerricat: @notpsion If you don't care about the cosmetics, the game is quite painless, the free passes are rather generous IMO for being a free pass. but there is zero chance you'll ever 'earn' a promoted cosmetic outside of winning the lottery with them. But the nonpromoted stuff is often cheap enough in the 'free' currency you earn through breathing that you can reasonably redeem some of them over time.
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 62MGcobra: dab
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chaos5896: are we allowed in?
 BusTed: everyone speak at once
 Diabore: graham
 paronomasiac042: time to pubblegups!
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Steams it's the return of our bi-monthly PUBG Battlegrounds Community games night! | Jump on and play some game with the community, or just hang out and watch James pWn some n00bs. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116558682199262574
 A_Dub888: 
 Diabore: 43 already people are paying attention this month
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
 BusTed: 
  Juliamon: 
 Darleysam: he's right and he should say it
coachNelly: serge get well soon
 azureHaights: He took his Histamax
 ErynTzun: oh man, Serge, I also suffer, I hope your feeling better now.
 RockPusher: hahahahaah
Izandai: 
DigitalSeahorse: aww Serge 
  Juliamon: WOW
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 Diabore: 
MWGNZ: 
ghyllnox: 
 GamerCat88: let the spice flow
 Darleysam: jamming on that Matt Wiggins soundboard there
 ladyjessica: the volume difference between James and the discord is large. can barely hear the discord because James is so loud I had to turn down the volume.
 damn_i_am_pretty: you tell 'em Jordan
 Dog_of_Myth: Good start for the night
ghyllnox: @ladyjessica Same ^
 Darleysam:  "Play Marathon"
 SymphonySolstice: ooo
 TheMerricat: @ghyllnox Agree
  Juliamon: ooh
Izandai: Yeah James is kinda loud.
 Dog_of_Myth: Cookies!
 ErynTzun: Baked good bribary
 margieargie: No ice cream?
  Juliamon: look at those tasty treats
 TheAinMAP:   
 RockPusher: Ashley cookies 
109 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 ErynTzun: What flavor are they?
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 Mr_Horrible:  
 groulux: The stakes have never been higher!
 ladyjessica: hello raiders
 Mr_Horrible: don't listen to wiggins
corpocracy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months!
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 ladyjessica: there are no cards in pubg
 Mr_Horrible: everyone else is fine to listen to
DigitalSeahorse: sounds good but I'm neither there nor have the game installed
 lamina5432: theres cookies in it
 SergeYager: me
 Diabore: almost a half lobby for first game, love it
chaos5896: lol, serge
  wiggins: hey kids, stop all your downloading
Trymantha: ready here 
 idontgetmyrealname: i'll catch round 2
ashleyturnlrr: they are a good batch, if I do say so myself
Rexsplosion: I am logging now
DigitalSeahorse: good thing I got my own cookies 
 SergeYager: please wait for serge, he's running to catch the bus
Izandai: James can you turn your volume down a bit please? You're kind of loud compared to everyone in the call.
frozenphoenix7: One of these days I'll work up the courage to download PUBG on PC and join a PUBGCTS
loufghyslaufey: All bets off? Wheeler; "Will he or Won't he join?" GO!
 Mr_Horrible: @SergeYager toast or no toast?
 gsyhiap: You wouldn't download a... no, wait, we totally would.
 SergeYager: three pieces of toast, one jam, one peanut butter, and one buttered
 TheMerricat: So chat, a new 'cheap' way of winning that has been in the reddits getting the tactical bag that lets you store three items in a weapon slot, and just hiding in the blue zone with a bag full of jammer backpacks, healing up and swapong backpacks as needed till everyone else dies to the zone. 
  ritchards: ten points to whomstever kills James first! 
 Mr_Horrible: damn, he's so moe
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PatientFilthyKeyboardBleedPurple-3s6-KQtAZP83WcSO
letsbelgo: Thats better
 Kramburger: James has spent too much time with Adam
 margieargie: This seems pretty balanced at this point
letsbelgo: They where easy to be talked over
 Getter404: Beej is muted.
  wiggins: do not make out with the stream guests
Izandai: This is a little better, thank you.
 xantos69: Do we want to make a massive wager of channel points on James winning the first round?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Usually, yes Serge, but not when [mumble] is streaming.
 Mr_Horrible: the pngtuber adjacent discord avatars
 lamina5432: cts with fugis
DigitalSeahorse: speak up if you aren't James or a loud person normally
JoTyler: oh yeah it's super easy to implement
 e_bloc: thinking back, I think player unknown PUBG's battlegrounds is the first game I watched on twitch
 Mr_Horrible: they're very fun, tbh
 A_Dub888: @wiggins what if we bring cookies?
 Diabore: weird, it was there last time
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frozenphoenix7: So turn James's volume to 100, Jordan to 45, Serge to 12, Graham to 71.5, and Funko to 66.6
Rexsplosion: Just go
 Molladia: Isn't there a way to view multiple peolples streams in the same game?
 LordZarano: Fugi's one exists because the default one is bad
 Mr_Horrible: damb
Rexsplosion: I'll get in for the next
 margieargie: @DigitalSeahorse I mean, I can try, but I somehow doubt it'll show up on stream
 GamerCat88: o7
 Diabore: glglgl
Reyyan1395: o7 Rex
DigitalSeahorse: @margieargie 
  ritchards: did James set viewing after death properly?
 SymphonySolstice: ^
  ritchards: spectating!, that's the word
 e_bloc: azxs`
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Kramburger: But wait, we can change!
 Mr_Horrible: see, I hear it as they heroically staying behind to hold off the enemy
 Mr_Horrible: *as them, goodness
 GamerCat88: hackermans
 Vinewood_OG: Softlocked in training. Wellllp. 
 Kramburger: Fix your API dude, that's embarassing
letsbelgo: I'd so wear a schoolgirl skirt in a deathmatch.
ghyllnox: 
 gsyhiap: API: Aim Poorly Instead
 Its_VeeBot: Aimbot Programming Interface
 A_Dub888: skill diff
 omdorastrix: Reverse aimbot - knows where heads are so it aims elswhere
Rexsplosion: had to figure out where the custom lobby button was
 InconsiderateHat: What -did- happen to your eye, James?
 InconsiderateHat: ow.
DigitalSeahorse: kitty?
 Kramburger: API: Ashley Plays Instead?
 Diabore: i guessed you lost a fight with jade
 margieargie: The aimbot knows where to aim because it knows where not to aim
  Juliamon: A literal eyesore
 e_bloc: oh that sucks
PenguinoRojo: like a pimple in the eye area
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 hieroglyphica: It can be on the edge or inside
 Strebenherz: hope you feel better soon that sucks
 Nigouki: fun fact: "Turn of the century" was a quarter century ago
 e_bloc: I usually find a hot com ress hels
 omdorastrix: Pink-eye-stye
JoTyler: warm damp washcloth on it regularly, it helps
 Getter404: My eyelid's been feeling puffy without actually BEING puffy for like a week. Not painful, just... odd bit of pressure
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 Kramburger: Jesus.
 gualdhar: remember to get Matt's deaths on camera, so we can clip it for use later! 
 Mr_Horrible: one of them, yes
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Rexsplosion: THEY'RE ALL GOONER GAMES
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Izandai: 
 Kramburger: GRAHAM
 SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
 CaptainSpam: "The" gooner game.  Sure.
 Mr_Horrible: so you can be a weirdly-uninspired booby android
PenguinoRojo: I liked Stellar Blades gameplay and story
  Pharmacistjudge: as the sign in Vegas says.  "The Show Must Goon"
 Getter404: They just announced Stellar Blade 2's going to be self-published instead of Sony so... get ready for a LOT more I guess
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, the game surrounding the booby android was actually surprisingly competent
 A_Dub888: “accidentally?”
 ContingentCat: """accidentally"""
DigitalSeahorse: @omdorastrix I read stye as style which also works 
 Getter404: @Mr_Horrible Better character action game than Bayo3... not that that's saying much.
 Rexsplosion: what's the protocol to avoid "stream sniping"? i was thinking muting stream and minimizing the window
mysteenova157: What happened to bikes only??
 Mr_Horrible: @Getter404 wasn't that the entry where she prayed the gay away?
 Mr_Horrible: @Rexsplosion I don't know if there's an official method but that, I think, would be sufficient
Orxolon: so brainstorming AND parachuting bad all this time?maannn
 MAPBoardgames: Ahhh... The old Funky Man's Bullet Exchange.
 Mr_Horrible: nah, I still got him beat. 970 to 3070 18 months ago
 Getter404: @Mr_Horrible Where she went to be Hetero In Hell, yes.
 circusofkirkus: whoa don't disrespect the 1080ti
 Rexsplosion: upgraded from getting his frames by telegram
 Mr_Horrible: @Getter404 incredible
 pleonasticTautology: 100 hi everyone, we're taking a break from moving to hang out and watch pubguh
 Kramburger: Matt's playing on a crt
properlyfish: hello
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Krog overclock frame rate to 2.
 Mr_Horrible: nah yeah the 1080ti was actually, like, a generational workhorse of a card
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 MAPBoardgames: Asking the eternal question: Is that blob of pixels a shrub or a sniper?
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 RockPusher: 
 Mr_Horrible: Marathon these days just trains your ability to a) bring grenades and b) loot grenades
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 Orlantia: Did Matt still force himself to do founders edition on the 3080?
 Mr_Horrible: PUBG-a-Chunk
 ErynTzun: To be fair graphics cards really have been terribly priced since after the 10 series so it's no surprise if anyone has to hold on to anything from that era
 Dog_of_Myth: !hole
  LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
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 A_Dub888: diggy diggy hole?
 pleonasticTautology: @Orlantia no, he got it second-hand
 DaxStrife: Okay, throw Alex in the hole.
PenguinoRojo: Diggy Diggy Hole
ghyllnox: inb4 James punches a chunk in pubg
 Rexsplosion: Punch-G a chunk?
DigitalSeahorse: I  HOLE
 PharaohBender27: OK, first we need to determine what constitutes a 16x16 grid . . .
 lamina5432: yes some...
 Mr_Horrible: @ErynTzun oh yeah, I waited a loooooong time to buy a 30 series, and probably still got ripped off to a certain extent
jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!! if it aint a bunch of stinky lil weirdos whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: No cookie for Graham.
 SymphonySolstice: diabore takes first blood
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 !
 Mr_Horrible: aloo jacqui
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 100
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 100
Orxolon: what is ADS?
 gualdhar: aim down sight
 PharaohBender27: Also wait something's wrong with Jacqui's badge . . .
 Mr_Horrible: Aim Down Sights
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya @jacqui_lantern234
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 are they single?
jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 seems normal to me 
 Rexsplosion: @A_Dub888 are they baptized?
 NoxStryx: After Dinner Snack
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 MAPBoardgames: Did you open the scope caps first? I think you need to press Alt+F4 before you can shoot. 
 jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 im neither
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @jacqui_lantern234 I'm not stinky. I'm riffraff.
 Mr_Horrible: "Ahm Dummy Stupid"
 jacqui_lantern234: @Dread_Pirate_Westley well youre a stinky riffraff now 
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 Fixed 
 Kramburger: Matt's feeling a little... spicy
 Getter404: Eat my whole gallbladder
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ErynTzun: @Mr_Horrible My stupid 3070 died, and it just sucks that there aren't good choices anymore when you need to replace something and want to upgrade since AMD isn't competing at all levels anymore.
 Rexsplosion: "Eat my whole (whole part of your body)" is a good tier of insult
 TheAinMAP: 
 OldUncleDan: @Kramburger Like a Cinnoman Roll?
 gualdhar: some of the newer AMD GPUs are surprisingly cost-efficient
 GamerCat88: eat the whole crook of my elbow
 ErynTzun: @Rexsplosion Eat my whole elbow!
 gsyhiap: Serge needs to look both ways before he crosses holes...
 Strebenherz: DANGIT ALEX XD
 Mr_Horrible: @ErynTzun yeah, we had that *BRIEF* window where crypto had been falling off and AI bullshit hadn't quite picked up yet, but now we're just in a different flavor of Parts Hell
 Rexsplosion: Eat my whole gangrenous leg stump.
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 damn_i_am_pretty: this explains why Serge can't count
 Kramburger: @OldUncleDan You might say that, yes
 Mr_Horrible: honestly a worse flavor because MORE shit is being monopolized by manchildren that should be on a floating prison
  Juliamon: James just taking in the peaceful countryside
 Strebenherz: time to haunt alex
 Mr_Horrible: good interview
 gsyhiap: They're behi~nd you
 Rexsplosion: Streamdecks are so incredibly based. Everyone could use 15-30 programmable hotkeys
 Laurence72: Take me in the shallow water, before I go too deep
 Mr_Horrible: @Laurence72 
 A_Dub888: G can rip cars? He’s the strongest man alive!!
 Mr_Horrible: Matt offering his whole ass to a *lotta* folks tonight... just sayin'
DigitalSeahorse: 
Orxolon: imagin1e 100
 e_bloc: i only have room for half ass
voren_chalco: Once again I am asking you...
 gsyhiap: Is it still a whole ass or did the first person follow instructions?
 Kramburger: "Hey, for the rest of the stream I'm putting in charge of fucking off"
Orxolon: imagine dragons as well
 A_Dub888: !card toxic deluge
  LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
 Strebenherz: Okay, so i got off the plane WAAAAY too early, is the play area always roughly the center?
 Mr_Horrible: alas, nothing gold can stay, James
 e_bloc: is there a starter size serving of ass
 Laurence72: LOL
 Rexsplosion: woah, serge dropping quick math
Izandai: Seven, Serge.
 Linzington: @e_bloc like tapas?
 Mr_Horrible: The Running Man (2025)
 Linzington: TapASS 
 pleonasticTautology: @Izandai serge has never been off by one before
 Fruan: @Izandai Off by one, on brand
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShyHonestLlamaBCWarrior-NBCSRr1ITB1NFlzB
 e_bloc: 
 hieroglyphica: I made white chip macadamia, so I need not fight for your favor
 Kramburger: Someone mail Alex a gun, a photo, and a cookie...
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 RockPusher: no lies
 Dog_of_Myth: 
letsbelgo: ah women!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BusyScaryWerewolfSMOrc-Lu96dryvIfv1JJN9
 e_bloc: big randy johnson hitting a bird energy
 pleonasticTautology: girlfriend's up from her nap, catch y'all later 
Izandai: How did a box drop there???
 Mr_Horrible: surely not 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ErynTzun: @Mr_Horrible There were two bad times when I worked at MicroCenter where Crypto surges emptied our graphics card cases and shelves, people came in and were like "are you going out of business?" Despite the fact that it was only section that's empty in the entire store, and all of BYOS still full of all the other parts. Well unless it was Lunar New Year then motherboards don't ship for most of the month.
 ContingentCat: Hi Meg!
Patorik: Damn, I got got already
ElllPolloDiablo: That was me
 Mr_Horrible: @ErynTzun 
 Rexsplosion: Groza! hoo boy, that's gonna be fun on a bun
 Shurtal: My own greed sickened me
 hieroglyphica: I must nap, see y'all on the vod
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
 GasCityGaming: bah! I crashed!
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 Mr_Horrible: James effectively just taking the role of The Deserter here
 Laurence72: Hi Busy, James is Dad?
 Laurence72: How is that car driving itself??
DigitalSeahorse: nice camo
 Shurtal: both my guns were silenced up too, dang
letsbelgo: john cena must be in that car
 A_Dub888: @Laurence72 the driver is John Cena
 ErynTzun: Self Driving car
 Mr_Horrible: they've added Waymos to PUBG
DigitalSeahorse: covered in wheat colour seems wise in this
 PharaohBender27: @Mr_Horrible D:
 Rexsplosion: so cars that intentionally honk their horns at all hours?
 Mr_Horrible: @Rexsplosion honestly would be extremely funny
DigitalSeahorse: planes bring big presents
 Rexsplosion: Nice air
  Juliamon: Nice air!
 James_the_Dabbler: Sick jump bro
 Mr_Horrible: the air on that truck
loufghyslaufey: "Twenty minutes later..." James: "Alright. Who's not dead yet?" (loading rifle)
voren_chalco: The humpback whale of cars
 Fruan: James is getting better at car skeet
 Mr_Horrible: nah that was just their Big Red flavored vape, Graham
 Rexsplosion: 30 min collecting loot, to get sniped from somewhere you didn't even see
 ErynTzun: Gather resources and Simply Die
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InterestingTalentedEmuCopyThis-A0rWU7UOykl7ti0T
 Laurence72: PUBG Speedrun, any%
 GasCityGaming: May I recommend have the game crash on you like happened to this guy 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: No cookie for James.
 gsyhiap: Name checks out.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: oh James's username is much funnier now
 James_the_Dabbler: I wish I could play this in public lobbies but the number of deaths to blatant x-ray hurts
 ErynTzun: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
loufghyslaufey: But the cookies are from his house...
 Mr_Horrible: this is just the plot of that Foster's episode now
Izandai: Good lord.
 e_bloc: that's how i'm going to end my last will and testament 'enjoy my stuff'
  Juliamon: they were a sitting duck
loufghyslaufey: What does James mean, "No cookies for me"?
 Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc "so long, suckers"
 DaxStrife: "Dave's not here, man."
 GasCityGaming: I crashed a while ago and couldn't get back in in time, so yes, technically the zone 
DoodlestheGreat: Dave's not here.
 Drasvin: Hello internet people
 James_the_Dabbler: @loufghyslaufey they’re my cookies now
DigitalSeahorse: 
Trymantha: @loufghyslaufey he has cookies to give to people in the area who get top 5
 e_bloc: the recipe is weak?   you are weak!
Izandai: Why is that even an option?
 e_bloc: @Trymantha second place is cookies.  third place is you're fired
 TheMerricat: James hit f5
 Strebenherz: try page up page down?
 Rexsplosion: first place is getting to fire the 3rd person
Patorik: I think you press K to switch modes?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Does it?
 Mr_Horrible: treating vicariously
 RassilonDND: darn it one of these days ill learn to leave people alone
 TheMerricat: F5
 Shurtal: F6
 TheMerricat: F5 is observer mode.
 Shurtal: F5, yeah
 gsyhiap: Cookie rules being invented as we speak
Patorik: Oh right, K switches off the cinematic movement
 ErynTzun: Fly like an eagle!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 codatski: Wait hang on. As the streamer, you'll always be watching at top 5 player at the end, so you always get a cookie? Rigged
 Lord_Hosk: (Cntl) (Alt) (del) pressed together removes you from that mode
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Rexsplosion: in the square hole, Serge
 Diabore: got body shot
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher: 
 gsyhiap: @Lord_Hosk 🤔
 Diabore: oh it was dylan, yeah i wasnt winning that
 ErynTzun: 
 RockPusher: hahahahahaa
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: 07
 Mr_Horrible: welp
 exeJayce: o7
 Rexsplosion: Wiggins down!
ghyllnox: F
 gsyhiap: 
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 Rexsplosion: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
 margieargie: -  
Despoiler98:    
 Mr_Horrible: too locked in on the kill
 Strebenherz: did wiggins get zoned?
 Diabore: sorry graham, i love prison too much
DigitalSeahorse: 
 omnilord:   o7
 TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: ayo?
  Juliamon: Overcommitted to the hunt
 e_bloc: the only times you never need more healing is when you  are at full health or dead
DigitalSeahorse: oh you can see shots on the map?
DigitalSeahorse: neat
 e_bloc: "participated in a gunfight" is a funny way to say 'i was killed'
 gsyhiap: Getting shot counts as participation, right?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurryBraveCheetahBudBlast-EzsUq00YFg0Ouwg1
DigitalSeahorse: and explosions too apparently
adept_nekomancer: Don't slander rock, rock is friend
 Diabore: lets go alex
 Rexsplosion: ALEX! WOO!
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 APODionysus: is Matt alive or dead?
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 exeJayce: nothing is stopping you from going to take the cookies anyways, James
 orrie104: I mean, you have a whole BOX of cookies right there...
 MAPBoardgames: 
 Diabore: i had a good battle with drrek
 APODionysus: oh it's late
 APODionysus: he's Def dead
 e_bloc: they can eat your cookies
DigitalSeahorse: go Alex! 
notpsion: serge would NOT be if I hadn't gotten third partied, but alas
Izandai: Matt died to the zone because he was too focused on chasing Jordan to realize he needed to heal.
 Rexsplosion: kaboom
 Terminal423: RIP Alex
notpsion: name of the game, no hard feelings
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Cptasparagus: can you get your cookie signed by the whole crew
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cookies for Serge and Alex.
 RockPusher:   
ghyllnox: 
 Rexsplosion: Cookie crew!
 TheAinMAP:  
 e_bloc: he did it.  for the cookie
 Diabore: graham im sorry i deprived you of a cookie
DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 public_key_reveal_party: wow harsh
 gsyhiap:  Nelly
Orxolon: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnjoyableCoyCocoaDancingBaby-G84nyZ7j58Oeg13X
 Rexsplosion: Good shooting Serge!
 e_bloc:   
 stevestein: It's the Serge Surge!
 Rexsplosion: i feel like folks have been practicing
 maclaglen: Finish Him!
 Zanzabar_: it was a Vector Graham
 Diabore: cmon serge, 1v1
 Drasvin: If it's the final two, does that mean they need to point at the sign?
 Rexsplosion: vector is sooo good. people sleep on the SMGs but the vector is a LASER BEAM of bullets
DigitalSeahorse: NOW it has
 RockPusher: get 'em!
 Lord_Hosk: There is a Graphics card and a Opthamalascope in the box
 Diabore: omni isnt it
 e_bloc: I'm afraid omnivore is gonna eat it
Izandai: 
 Diabore: omsni isnt in*
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 gsyhiap: 
 Rexsplosion: pan hit
 TheMerricat: gg
 Terminal423: ggwp Serge
notpsion: gg serge
 exeJayce: nice!
chaos5896: gg serge
 Astrovore: SERGE
 Rexsplosion: LET'S GO SERGE!
 margieargie:    
 SymphonySolstice: 
 GhostValv: 
 MrSarkhan:   
 James_the_Dabbler: YEAH SERGE
 gsyhiap: 
Izandai: Goddamn, excellent performance Serge.
 stevestein: AND SERGE!
MWGNZ:  
 Dread_Pirate_Westley:  !
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher:   
jibkat: im late who killed matt?
adept_nekomancer: Serge with the chicken!
iarethel0ser:  
 TheAinMAP:   
adept_nekomancer: 
Reyyan1395: 2 Cookies for Serge!
GedankenPalast_:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge craved violence and chicken
 Rexsplosion: @jibkat the blue
 gsyhiap: Serge gets the whole cookie jar!
 Darleysam: real gamer hours
 maclaglen:  
 Diabore: serge, alex, jordan
 stevestein: Serge should get eight cookies
 Lord_Hosk: Don't be greedy Serge
 ProcyonFlynn: Serge took out 1/8 of the lobby
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bonus cookie for most kills.
 e_bloc: is serge. .  too good?
 Astrovore: I WANT A SECOND PLACE COOKIE
 tehfewl:   
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractiveSmilingRadishRickroll-9mMd2XiaUxQd2Mky
  Pharmacistjudge: no korean fried chicken dinner?
 e_bloc: but if you die first you lose all your cookies
 public_key_reveal_party: jordan's cookie going to be very stale by the time he gets to victoria
 Mr_Horrible: Serge has cookie privileges but is locked out of the office for the following week
 GamerCat88: half cookie and then if you win you get two halves so 1 full per win
 exeJayce: a cookie per kill sounds delightful, maybe for Serge at least. NOT for James' wallet
 RockPusher: You better give Jo one of those cookies, Serge 
Bruceski: Cookies are for closers.
jibkat: anywho who kills Matt gets a donut on me
Orxolon: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AthleticSpoopyKumquatRickroll-ONH_uiypgYGONCfX
 stevestein: It would be nice to be in a situation online where I actually WANT to consent to cookies
 Zanzabar_: and then your brought to the main menu but are still in the lobby
 RassilonDND: Bonus cookies for killing whoever won the last match? so for killing serge?
 GasCityGaming: go to customs, search 'lrrcts' click on it, click join in the bottom left.
 NoxStryx: Who puts a join button bottom left?
 xantos69: Well I didn't see Serge, but at least I didn't scrub out in the first 10 seconds.
 e_bloc: have we ever considered something new, like maybe buttslmao, or buttsrofl
 joshd_rng: loading in
 ErynTzun: Bonus bounty cookie
 Strebenherz: Hunt the coffee
 TheMandrew: if you kill serge, you get HIS cookie
 GasCityGaming: I mean, can't we do it for fun anyway? 
 e_bloc: if you kill serge, he has to make you a cookie
 tehfewl: Serge takes himself out, check mate James
 Lord_Hosk: If you kill Serge, you get a roll of papertowel... Because he has a bounty on his head
 RassilonDND: im fine with that, im here for cookies for everyone
 damn_i_am_pretty: you get two cookies if you kill the Yager
Orxolon: there should be a list of chivos for the cookies
 Terminal423: @Lord_Hosk 
 James_the_Dabbler: Need to die fast so I can help with dishes 
 orrie104: Man, now I really want cookies...
 e_bloc: design choices dont matter when the only people who play your gave have been doing it for 10 years
 omdorastrix: @e_bloc bumslaugh?
 GasCityGaming: cookie bingo?
 exeJayce: you were moral support, James!
 Dumori: @Lord_Hosk Better than a disapointingly dry 90% coconute chcocolate bar
 ErynTzun: @RassilonDND the quicker picker upper?
 Diabore: like 21%ish
 GasCityGaming: 16.66 percent
 ErynTzun: wrong reply to lol
jibkat: oh hey TheMerricat 
forcorus1: tell serge bounties are not that bad
 TheMerricat: Oh hey Jibkat! 
 Diabore: wait yeah i went the wrong way, yeah its probably like 16%
 TriChronos: Alright, time to attempt to play on mouse-and-keyboard for the first time.
 RassilonDND: Honestly surprised we can get a half lobby filled
 Strebenherz: How far should I try to land from the center?  I uhhh landed too far that time
 Diabore: everyone hunt serge, he cant win again
 Diabore: glglgl
Orxolon: James,only free for alls or any big teams?
 e_bloc: do games really last 25 minutes?  they seem so quick
Orxolon: or several teams with LRR captains
 codatski: Gonna try to remember how to play this game live
chaos5896: vegas abducted ppl, we understand
w1gum: All of LRR vs the field 
 e_bloc: I am sure LRR could get a full lobby if they called in some favors
notpsion: would a non-erangel map really mess with people or no
 SquareDotCube: really getting t-wrecked
hiFunko: and it's all about James, after all
Orxolon: @w1gum i love that one
 Kramburger: To me, your are PUBG
 Terminal423: I'm not opposed
hiFunko: yeah I forgot but I'm here now
 RockPusher: 
 e_bloc: ngl I didn't know there were more than 2 maps
DoodlestheGreat: Since birds are just feathered reptiles, would strangling a dino be equal to choking a chicken?
 korvys: I'm not playing, but I agree, this is PUBG
hiFunko: 6? at least
 SquareDotCube: 1 v 99, 1 of course is fully kitted and has infinite ammo weapons
 margieargie: Default Erangel would still be best, but the occasional variety can't hurt
hiFunko: they did, it was a reduced player count map
 e_bloc: respect
hiFunko: it had the attack chopper boss flying around
 e_bloc: unfortunately they picked ottawa
seemsdeece: Isn't that just Rust?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Booster6: Welp. I died first
 e_bloc: a gun and a single bullet
 SymphonySolstice: good house
 lamina5432: I dropped connection dammit
 Barb4rian: James never punished XD
GedankenPalast_: solid house
 gsyhiap: Everything but a helmet
 ProcyonFlynn: Streamer Privilege 
 e_bloc: oh wait James really is hacking
 e_bloc: just play the same seed
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RepleteTangentialMangoBuddhaBar-aWHJHFS959xuD7c0
 DaxStrife: "He owns a house! GET 'EM!"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SarcasticBusyNeanderthalKippa-OSf4Qv-PmJ4Dq9Em
 Molladia: @hiFunko I miss Ring of Elysium
 public_key_reveal_party: @DaxStrife I don't think running into a house with a gun counts as ownership, but I don't know the laws of wherever this game takes place
GameAgeddon: If you need to distract Matt during a gunfight just ask him if he thinks cinnamon is spicy still and while he's defending himself you get him
 PharaohBender27: @GameAgeddon 
 paulthemapguy: map guy here to rate this map a 1/10
Izandai: 
GedankenPalast_:   
jibkat: Did they die?
 public_key_reveal_party: Matt has drawn not first blood
jibkat: did you die?
 e_bloc: didnt realize you could hit yourself
 HorusFive: He's learning!  Somebody stop him!
 gsyhiap: Does "shot someone" include shooting yourself?
GedankenPalast_: did they die after you shot them? that is an assist 
voren_chalco: If you think about it enough, but not too much
 e_bloc: 
 Fruan: To get good at videogames first you must be bad at videogames.
 public_key_reveal_party: @gsyhiap I mean, if you manage it in this game, i'd give it to you because I'm not sure how you would
ElllPolloDiablo: Myself. And Dylan.
 PharaohBender27: 
 paulthemapguy: You shoot 100% of the misses you don't make.
 HorusFive: 
 Orlantia: Matt's just bad at the games he plays
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Athelgar: Public Transit ftw!
 HadesLeprechaun: you should ride a motorcycle instead!
 OldUncleDan: Honestly, Matt does seem to be very competent at playing Metroid games.  Dredd especially.
DigitalSeahorse: running is better for you anyway
 Strebenherz: wait do i need to get to the red area or main circle?
Izandai: Huh, that's neat.
 SymphonySolstice: red area has bad times iirc
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz Main circle - IIRC red circle is a barrage zone
Izandai: @OldUncleDan Except Prime 3.
 e_bloc: oh I thought that was where Matt was
 paulthemapguy: Serge did a whole Kool-Aid Man just there
 DaxStrife: I don't know why but I had a vivid image in my head of PUBG, but all players are just the bots from R.E.P.O..
 SymphonySolstice: ran over themself with their own car, classic
 Molladia: I'm concerned James isn't paying attention to the cirlce timer
 Orlantia: @daxstrife that sounds rad
 public_key_reveal_party: @DaxStrife I mean I would play it
 e_bloc: I'm glad that ghost riding the whip still exists
 gsyhiap: It's only phase 1, the blue barely tickles
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 barrage zone?  what does that mean?
DigitalSeahorse: racing the circle now
 Molladia: @Strebenherz Mortar strike
  Juliamon: Strebenherz Carpet bomb
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz Like there's an artillery barrage aimed for there
 paulthemapguy: Welcome, one and all, to the Joe Kim Classic (TM)
 SymphonySolstice: rip merricat
Izandai: 
hiFunko: lol
 TheAinMAP: Did James run himself over, twice?
hiFunko: how long until you're off your N plates?
DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: You forgot to put it in park.
 margieargie: Forgot to set the parking brake
 Drasvin: You forgot to put the car in park
 PharaohBender27: Car is experiecing inertia
 TheAinMAP: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
Izandai: @hiFunko 
 ErynTzun: Just sitting on a couch cozying up to snipe someone
DigitalSeahorse:  
 paulthemapguy: "everything is fine", he asserted, as he shoved a handful of pills down his throat
 RassilonDND: really? what are the odds  
 RassilonDND: second time to seventh poem
 PharaohBender27: OK, have to go to dinner - be back later (for a little while; then I have a virtual meeting)
 Drasvin: Oh. You have to lead your targets with the bullet weapons?
jibkat: who killed Matt
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 APODionysus: LMAO
 SymphonySolstice: jordan
 RockPusher: 
jibkat: Jordan gets one donut
 APODionysus: Jordan, Jibkat
realbadatthis_: All those times Jordan wanted friendly fire in Marathon answered
letsbelgo: this hill is poppin
 e_bloc: woulda been good instead of semi-good
 exeJayce: good place for king of the hill tbh
Lysander_salamander: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
Izandai: 
SnackPak_: wooow
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 lamina5432: as someone who also had a car stolen I feel nelly
 e_bloc: that didn't go so hard as I was expecting
DigitalSeahorse: which of these two tall mountains
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Patorik: Ya know, I got into a firefight with my gun on single-fire instead of rapid, and I accidentally pulled up my map in the middle of it, but a kill's a kill!
 e_bloc: if you dont know what mountain it is thats a hill issue
 paulthemapguy: Let's waste time, blasting cars...
 SymphonySolstice: @paulthemapguy around our hill 🎵
 Strebenherz: DANGIT
 paulthemapguy: hahaha that was perfect @SymphonySolstice
 Shurtal: CURSE YOU JORDAN
loufghyslaufey: @Shurtal Gott'd? 
Izandai: 
realbadatthis_: @SymphonySolstice If I slay here, if I just slay here...
 Shurtal: @loufghyslaufey i was chasing him down in an UAZ and he mowed me down
 Diabore: damn, definitely thought i was far enough
 e_bloc: graham's got that t rex vision
 Getter404: We need to determine if Graham has object permanence
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Drasvin: Ignorance is bliss
 Laurence72: Knowledge is Power. France is Bacon
 RassilonDND: apologies to whoever stole my car: Tank was nearly empty
 e_bloc: yeah but what if you just had an AI voice telling you constantly where everyone else was
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 Diabore: smooth
ghyllnox: BONK
IanAllenBird: lmao
DigitalSeahorse: oof
 margieargie: Perfect parking job
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: F
 Viewers_Like_You: Ah, good ol' fashioned arboreal braking
 RassilonDND: Hes survived knowing that a tree is best kind of brake
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Again no cookie for James.
DigitalSeahorse: 
notpsion: yet again someone saves serge
Reyyan1395: 7.62 ARs are kinda butts
 Zanzabar_: beryl you gotta pull down like your breaking someones window shade
 SymphonySolstice: wow the double kill there
notpsion: YES
Izandai: Wow, Omnivore killed and got killed simultaneously.
 circusofkirkus: rip the cookie bounty
 Rexsplosion: vector is SO GOOD
Patorik: *Solid Snake voice* Beryl...
 exeJayce: oh dang, rip Serge
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dylan gets a cookie.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: wait the vector got the victor
 gualdhar: Serge is a shark confirmed
 Darleysam: his vision's based on movement
 SquareDotCube: Serge is a T-rex
 RockPusher: Serge confirmed a T-Rex
 Strebenherz: something about seeing 2b from nier in full combat gear xD
 RassilonDND: good to know Serge is a coffee-Rex
 paulthemapguy: vector vidi vici
Izandai: Technically 2B is always in combat gear.
 Natimus_Prime: I got a kill that round, so O
 Natimus_Prime: I'm pleased with that
Izandai: YorHa just has a very different idea of what counts as combat gear.
Izandai: WHAT
DigitalSeahorse:   
ghyllnox: 
 SymphonySolstice: serpentine!!!
Izandai: HOW THE HELL
 Darleysam: WOW
jibkat: saaaavage
GedankenPalast_: WOA
letsbelgo: lololol
chaos5896: the juke!!!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: his name ain't 'just here to get killed'
 RassilonDND: OK that was some eldrich juking
 Diabore: 1v1
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Getter404: Please. TEMU giant blocks of concrete.
Orxolon: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallBadFlyJKanStyle-auVc0vbGOidN7Hol
DigitalSeahorse: oh wait
 Fruan: That is so silly
 lamina5432: they drop very abruptly
 Viewers_Like_You: Precariously.
Patorik: they can take out cars too, I think
 Drasvin: How far down can the circle contract?
 paulthemapguy: tetrahedrons of regret...so like regretrahedrons
DigitalSeahorse: 
 62MGcobra: perfectly balanced game
 Lord_Hosk: His name isn't DieMantha
 Diabore: k we cant let the lrr boys win again
Izandai: Oh that's wild.
   Anubis169: oh sweet!
 BusTed: nifty
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's cool
 Zanzabar_: so does the red zone
ghyllnox: \o/
 Lord_Hosk: I was wrong
 SymphonySolstice: gg
Trymantha: ggs
jibkat: 
 Terminal423: gg
chaos5896: ggs
 exeJayce: gg
 lamina5432: gg
DigitalSeahorse: 
 GasCityGaming: I got top 10!
 RassilonDND: seventh poem!
 GasCityGaming: gg
 Getter404: Poem or so-yeah that
 Fruan: Who also killed James!
eelaypuff: I dropped the cover he was hiding behind, I feel like I was contributing
Patorik: I got one kill! It's all bonus from here
 paulthemapguy: why am I not surprised James is player 69
eelaypuff: gg
   Anubis169: LRRCTS
 gualdhar: HE LIVES!
 Drasvin: "The Seventh Poem" is an ominous name.
 RockPusher:  
 Booster6: ggs, bedtime for me, have a good stream
Orxolon: and why they don't get a cookie?
 62MGcobra: shit Funko's here. im out....
 TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: you know what happens when you give a Serge a cookie
 paulthemapguy: Nelly is here ?
 e_bloc: Wiggins is here theoretically
coachNelly: hello yes
 xantos69: Teams?  (Somebody to cover up my lack of skill)
 RockPusher: Ashley cookies
 Diabore: if i can kill dylan can i get a cookie posted to me?
coachNelly: i am not super great at this game
thegiftedgrifter: you get the laxitive cookie you get!
 damn_i_am_pretty: the unprofessionalism of no statistic tracking, smh
loufghyslaufey: Talk about flying blind... for me?
 e_bloc: @coachNelly thats fine its your first time playing
coachNelly: although g1 i did only get killed by the guy that won the game
  Pharmacistjudge: Funko....
 Shurtal: would that be a brickie?
 xantos69: A Cokeookie?
 Diabore: hey, we topped 60
 HorusFive: A box could be anything
 Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc Schrödinger's Wiggins
 Vinewood_OG: Funko's speaking my language!
DoodlestheGreat: You're ALL on the list.
thegiftedgrifter: "here are the results from johnny down the block"
 RassilonDND: Surprisingly, cheaper than 23 barrels of crude oil
 Shurtal: can we get to 67?
 Vinewood_OG: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
 paulthemapguy: Nelly is 1, Graham is 99, serge is 13, Alex is 6 7 god damnit lol
 tehfewl: LRR cocaine arc!
  Pharmacistjudge: while I do have access to Cocaine, it's not allowed in Canada unlike the US
 e_bloc: they don't need to tap James's phone, Alex is in the discord
 Diabore: glglgl
 ghizmou: it's for work
Pal_Friendpatine: my homepod just said “I dont know how to answer that”
 Kramburger: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BetterDiligentHamPastaThat-uyAQIeTqh8Eneb85
KmdrKibneg: Suffer not a Rook to live
 Darleysam: the ultimate Rookbomb
Izandai: 
 SymphonySolstice: yes and,
tyranidd1: my isp choose a hell of a time for weekly maintenance 😵
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 Dandinstorm12: wow
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ghyllnox: So why DO you play Tarkov
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 paulthemapguy: subparkov
 APODionysus: holy shit
 Kramburger: HOLY SHIT
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CutePuzzledCurlewNomNom-9J99L1Ci2vCUasEw
 RassilonDND: Guilty pleasure: Arc raiders 
Patorik: @Rexsplosion I thought you had a bead on me the whole time
 Vinewood_OG: Headshot.   
 Molladia: I missed it what did Jordan say?
Izandai: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Zanzabar_: not wrong tho
 Rexsplosion: i feel attacked by that airsoft quip
 Rexsplosion: gelblasters are nerf meets airsoft
 Rexsplosion: they're great
Izandai: d'oh
  Pywodwagon: imagining that the guns melt after
 Laurence72: The other day... I saw a bear, a great big bear,,, way over there!
 Molladia: @Graham would you like another shipment?
 Dandinstorm12: hi chat
  Juliamon: who's ready for another west circle lmao
 TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: 45 degree angle with the wind
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancyBoldScallionOhMyDog-hzzuO8M8omohz0NJ
DigitalSeahorse: 3
 Drasvin: I'm guessing trying for a superhero landing is a bad idea.
 Dandinstorm12: digs holes
  Pywodwagon: live punch a chunk
SnackPak_: back to the pit
 korvys: Dig a big hole
DigitalSeahorse: stabby pick
 paulthemapguy: he can never successfully escape minecraft...
DigitalSeahorse: 
 ContingentCat: Time to punch a chunk?
  Juliamon: you axe people questions
Lysander_salamander: how are the murders going?
 e_bloc: what are you going to do, stab me?  - guy right before he gets hit with a pick axe in the back
 Mr_Horrible: "1 normal gun please"
Orxolon: question:while parachuting can you get tangled in wires,trees,etc?
 pleonasticTautology: hi chat i'm working on wall mounting my new tv
 APODionysus: I def find marathon more enjoyable as a viewer I think
  Juliamon: Orxolon iirc you can get stuck in a tree
DigitalSeahorse: Punch-a-Chunkyperson
Izandai: @Orxolon You definitely used to be able to, at least.
 Kata_The_Cat: @Orxolon Not tangled, but you can collide with trees and they can cause an awkward landing.
Orxolon: nais hahahah
Orxolon: thx
  Juliamon: mostly it just injures you a bit
 margieargie: 
 e_bloc: 
DigitalSeahorse: bisons?
 KeytarCat: It's a lil kiss!
 Dandinstorm12: and yet not like a drum
Orxolon: and the distance you open it in relation to the ground matters?SPeed wise?
 OldUncleDan: Like a Thompson?
 Nigouki: it's how most mecha gun magazines work, like the VF-1 gunpod in Macross
 korvys: Is that a grip that's on a losing streak?
 RockPusher: So I was checking a wholesaler for how big a Moccona one could obtain and did you know Stanley Tucci has a line of cookware apparently.
 e_bloc: wiggins always has a tilted grip
 paulthemapguy: tilt grip > guilt trip
 Dandinstorm12: hey chat where do I find the pw for future games? Is it in discord?
  Pywodwagon: if your grip is tilted please see a doctor
  Pywodwagon: @Dandinstorm12 its pinned here
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Dandinstorm12 Pinned message
 Dandinstorm12: oh
 APODionysus: eh, that's a  pretty normal turn around for Matt
DigitalSeahorse: woopsie
 Dog_of_Myth: @RockPusher Yeah, he has a food tv show so that tracks.
 Molladia: There's a bear in there, and a chair as well.
DigitalSeahorse: meanies
 gsyhiap: Also, isn't the password usually the same from month to month?
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 SymphonySolstice: 
Izandai: FUCK
Izandai: 
ghyllnox: 
DigitalSeahorse: HHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
SnackPak_: jeez
 Dandinstorm12: They took his gun
 APODionysus: WOW
 RockPusher: 
 exeJayce: LMAO
 empyreon: LMAO
 maclaglen: lol
 MrSarkhan: 
 Strebenherz: god dammit xD
DigitalSeahorse:  
 e_bloc: you know what, lets confiscate more guns
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah
 ContingentCat: ALEX NO
DigitalSeahorse: it had a bright orange tip
 Vinewood_OG: Thanks Ocanada!
 Dandinstorm12: Alex
 margieargie: Sovereign citizen Alex
Lysander_salamander: Wait, it was an airsoft that shot buckshot?
 APODionysus: Alex
 Dandinstorm12: sir
 e_bloc: border patrol was checking to see if it was legal for him to steal it from you
 SymphonySolstice: ^
 Dandinstorm12: James just firing for effect
 SymphonySolstice: huhh
 Dog_of_Myth: wait, what?
 Dandinstorm12: wanted to feel something
 Molladia: We saw it here in Melbourne Aus
 ContingentCat: Yeah
 Darleysam: literally just scrolled past a photo of that on bluesky
 Cptasparagus: as a biker im still confused how he got it up there
 Darleysam: https://bsky.app/profile/grumble.social/post/3mlm5kgiiac2r
 paulthemapguy: when a motorcycle dreams of becoming a cable car
realbadatthis_: the fork?
IanAllenBird: whoa
Izandai: Wow.
 Dandinstorm12: Gottem
 Dandinstorm12: rip Nelly
 brainbosh: The bike wet up the driver just went forward
niccus: road quest (abridged)
 Dandinstorm12: vehicuLRR
DigitalSeahorse: vehicuLRR
 e_bloc: thats my coping mechanism too
 Vinewood_OG: @niccus golf clap
 public_key_reveal_party: New live segment? Vehiculrr manslaughter?
 Dandinstorm12: coming to a stream near you
Izandai: 
 LordZarano: mansLRRghter
 Dandinstorm12: rip
DigitalSeahorse: vioLRRnce
 Dandinstorm12: you did
 e_bloc: when will you lrrrrn
 Kramburger: Wait what
 ContingentCat: 
 Cptasparagus: LRR and LRR accessories to vehicular homocide
ghyllnox: News article of the motorcycle on the traffic light for anyone else interested: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/motorcycle-dangling-from-traffic-light-after-crash-9.7194201
 OldUncleDan: Live segment idea...  Lrr, Actually!
 Dog_of_Myth: @Kramburger you know what you did....cause I don't
 Dandinstorm12: wow
 paulthemapguy: lol I saw the guy
 e_bloc: when two tribes go to war, one is all that you can lrr
 margieargie: 1 is not 0!
 SymphonySolstice: 1HP and a dream
 Dandinstorm12: please crash James
DigitalSeahorse: boof into a tree
 Dandinstorm12: damn
 e_bloc: drive out of the circle
 gsyhiap: I was so expecting the crash into a tree at 1HP
 e_bloc: go out on your own terms
 LordZarano: Yes shot. of adrenaline
DigitalSeahorse: engine on fire
 Viewers_Like_You: It's coming from the direction of the person with the gun
 Dandinstorm12: very safe car James, keep driving it
Orxolon: while in a car,ca you hide under the window sight?
 e_bloc: wait did they hire Ben to replace Wiggin
frank_the_great: Ben and him should team up
 gualdhar: I didn't realize it happened that recently
 e_bloc: *s
DigitalSeahorse: F 1 ear
 OldUncleDan: Two of my good friends only have hearing in one ear.  Completely opposite ears.
 hoveringhalibut: Everyone else was going he would die to hitting a tree too, right?
 hoveringhalibut: Hoping*
Izandai: I was.
 ContingentCat: Historians will say they were roommates
 Strebenherz: Whelp.  Keep getting shot without doing...  anything.
 PharaohBender27: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Saintnex: lol
 Viewers_Like_You: stealth
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: one person can sit in the middle if its 6, pretty easy
DigitalSeahorse:  stealth car!
IanAllenBird: lol
ghyllnox: 
Izandai: 
 ContingentCat: How convincing
 Viewers_Like_You: So, how long until James realizes he forgot where he parked?
 e_bloc: buy a motorcycle
 Dog_of_Myth: Get to the chopper
 Dandinstorm12: shoot at people shooting the chopper
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there were helicopters in this game
 Dandinstorm12: lmg
 Dandinstorm12: ooooh
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 SymphonySolstice: 
Izandai: 
IanAllenBird: rip
jibkat: F's in chat for TheMerricat
SnackPak_: o7
 Dandinstorm12: F
 e_bloc: I didnt know there was any flying vehicle in the game (other than the initial plane,obv)
 Dandinstorm12: 
realbadatthis_: o7
 MrSarkhan: F
 GhostValv: o7
letsbelgo: merridead
 Vinewood_OG: F
 Getter404: Died of running over their own ankle
DigitalSeahorse: F
 TheAinMAP: 
Izandai: Farlem
 gsyhiap: So many self car deaths this game
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheMerricat: Second time tonight I've run myself over. 
 Twilight_Spark: 867 M429
 Dandinstorm12: @e_bloc also gliders
 e_bloc: @Dandinstorm12 that is wild.  wingsuits?
 Dandinstorm12: like that one
 Dandinstorm12: ^^
 e_bloc: appropos of nothing, opening up a package from card kingdom, and  I forgot library of leng was on the bonus sheet
Izandai: @TheMerricat If it's any consolation, James almost ran himself over this round.
 Dandinstorm12: James don't check your ammo
DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: And he wasn't even being shot at.
thegiftedgrifter: noooo my happy bike time!
 Dandinstorm12: carefully serge
 Kramburger: I thought Serge meant chopper as in motorbike and I was like Really?
 Dandinstorm12: Good shot James
DigitalSeahorse: you land by getting shot down
 e_bloc: anything is an aerial option if you try hard enough
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 RockPusher: Just turn the engine off, it lands itself 
 e_bloc: dude in motorcycle proved it
 Darleysam: shouldn't have got in the car, it's clearly cursed.. Its owner just died
 SymphonySolstice: beached the whale
 Dandinstorm12: dead to zone eh
 A_Dub888: @e_bloc instructions unclear: fell down a hole
 gsyhiap: Taking the car for a picnic
 Dandinstorm12: don't nobody edgeguard
 e_bloc: @A_Dub888 down is very close to up
DigitalSeahorse: squicksh
 Dandinstorm12: meth
 Lord_Hosk: Health
 Terminal423: Magic drugs
letsbelgo: meth
 Darleysam: anti-bullet
 Getter404: Only the finest opium
 e_bloc: I find the slight grunt when shot to be odd as well'
 MrSarkhan: that's the feel good juices
 SymphonySolstice: mitochondria
Orxolon: ibuprofeno
 Inquisitor_Xian: morphine? idk
 Dandinstorm12: woooooooo
 e_bloc: its just a placebo
 Dog_of_Myth: YES JAMES
 gualdhar: YES!
 RockPusher: Yes James, Yes!
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
IanAllenBird: f
letsbelgo: CYA MATT
 Dandinstorm12: we take those
Izandai: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 e_bloc: any actual healing is psychosomatic
jibkat: Donut for James
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notpsion: aaaaargh
IanAllenBird: oh noooo
 Dandinstorm12: now we cheer for Funko
 Strebenherz: Thank you @SergeYager that's very good to know
IanAllenBird: ^
  Pharmacistjudge: according the latest influencers... Peptides.  only the finest research quality peptide from a lab with a name you never heard of from a place you do not know
 e_bloc: that is a very low barrier for having a worthwhile game
 Getter404: Have they not taken a break yet?
 Dandinstorm12: we don't trust Rayfk
 Dog_of_Myth: 
notpsion: i dont know who got me but i got james so 10/10 game, winners all around
 Dandinstorm12: Yesss
 BusTed: the ol' pay to lose
 Dandinstorm12: always shoot the tires kids
 Pywodwagon: I vote we blame Matt anyways
 Getter404: That was a thing in Overwatch for a while too at launch, setting up Junkrat traps in bushes that half the playerbase couldn't see
 e_bloc: always speak ill of the dead
drrek0: Nelson saying that after killing me 
 paulthemapguy: that circle has fuck all inside of it lol
 SajuukSjet: i'm loving how the game is refusing to set up cinematic endings here
 A_Dub888: James wants to eat a cookie having sex?
notpsion: hey alex sorry about the uh, car explosion earlier btw
 Dog_of_Myth: hahha
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
IanAllenBird: rip
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 SnackPak_: oof
 margieargie: If only you had some inside connection with the source of the cookies that would help
 Dandinstorm12: Funko, rocking the SCARL
Lysander_salamander: dang
Lysander_salamander: sniper fights
 Dog_of_Myth: 07
 SymphonySolstice: sick chunk zanzabar
 Dandinstorm12: m24
 e_bloc: dylan is rolling in the dough
 exeJayce: so basically you're saying dylan has a large bounty over his head now? woo
rogerivany: He probably wants chicken dinners and not cookies.
 JohneyS: He only wants kills. It is in the name.
Despoiler98: TODAAAY
 paulthemapguy: He said the line! yay!
Patorik: Ugh, I got stuck by a cliff outside the zone
 Vinewood_OG: Coming up: Death!?
 Dandinstorm12: there may be better sources for news, but they don't have....this hat
 RassilonDND: and what out of touch CEO says something silly
 RassilonDND: also poppoing off yes!
Izandai: That was a lot of violence in a short span of time.
 Dandinstorm12: burst fire y'all
Orxolon: when i hear G's "today" i instantly started hearing the music
 Shurtal: i got caught in a JustHere and Diabore sandwich, i guess
 Pywodwagon: ohweeoh, killer tofu
 BusTed: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
ghyllnox: OOoooo
 Getter404: He did, in fact, keep getting away with this
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 SymphonySolstice: damnnn
 Diabore: FUCK
jibkat: rip
Lysander_salamander: wow
notpsion: wwwwwow
 Getter404: wait nm
 exeJayce: damn
 Dandinstorm12: heck
 Vinewood_OG: o7
Despoiler98: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 paulthemapguy: Dylan played hella mind games and WON
notpsion: thank you for not letting that go on, kmdr
 RassilonDND: I know feed dump is over, but this reality deserves a feed dump to point out the absurdity
 Diabore: i didnt see him move
 Rexsplosion: whew, got those adrenaline jitters
 Dandinstorm12: yeah
 GhostValv: time to head to costco for sugar and butter
 Dandinstorm12: and a shaker
 margieargie: @RassilonDND There are many PUBG customs, but they don't have this hat
 xantos69: Well crud
 damn_i_am_pretty: if you die in PubG you die in Marathon
 Diabore: and knows where
 Dandinstorm12: also the lag
 paulthemapguy: It's over Zanakin
 Dandinstorm12: it's not worth
Patorik: @margieargie Unless they paid for the season pass
Izandai: MATT
  wiggins: The're a zanzibarbarian!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
 exeJayce: gg!
jibkat: 
 SymphonySolstice: gg zanzabar!!
chaos5896: gg
Izandai: Now this is Zandibar's Land.
 JohneyS: Everyone send in some piss so it can be checked for PEDs. To ensure fairness.
 TheAinMAP: 
Izandai: *Zanzabar
 Shurtal: i'm just glad i ran someone over
 xantos69: Well I'll take 3rd.  Its my best so far.
loufghyslaufey: @damn_i_am_pretty "Yeah. That seems about right." -Teufort Sniper
 Diabore: at least i got trymantha
notpsion: james you need to NOT survive at 1hp, actually
 Diabore: ggs ggs
 RassilonDND: Did what you asked boss, 0 kills reporting in
forcorus1: what about a miramar match
 HadesLeprechaun: I'm always saying I gotta kill people more
 Pywodwagon: I am trying to get in
 Natimus_Prime: Top 20 that time, my rat skills are improving!
 Diabore: AT LEAST it wasnt a back to back  to back for the lrrs
notpsion: anyway my vote is one match on a different map pls and thanks
 Diabore: you got 2
Trymantha: @Diabore ggs
notpsion: (at some point)
 Zanzabar_: I got lucky that funko didnt see me in the rocks
forcorus1: YEA IM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN WIN 3 IN  ROW
 Diabore: @Trymantha ggs, i greeded and got rewarded with circle
 Pywodwagon: I feel  like I'm going insane, it doesn't do anything when I click
 Dog_of_Myth: !break
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 paulthemapguy: a little self-care break is probably a good idea
notpsion: pywo theres a join button in the lower (left?)
 Diabore: @Pywodwagon are you clicking join in the bottom left?
 exeJayce: is pubg keyboard and mouse only? for accessibility reasons I can't do that ;;;
 Zanzabar_: @forcorus1 I would say hold my beer but im not that good and I have to be out after next game.
 Terminal423: @Pywodwagon Click "Join" in the bottom left
 Natimus_Prime: Reminder that the "JOIN" button is lower left
 Pywodwagon: @Diabore tyty
 RassilonDND: Pywo made it in!
 Pywodwagon: thats super out of the way
chaos5896: @Natimus_Prime worst spot
 gsyhiap: In that case, it's time to watch this from bed
 Diabore: @Pywodwagon for some god forsaken reason double click does nothing
loufghyslaufey: Oh, break?
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 Dandinstorm12: break
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 LithelyUnshod: My sub expired during the ad break
 exeJayce: that's such a rude time for it to expire
 TheMerricat: @loufghyslaufey Get in now while the ads are running.
 Dandinstorm12: 
 Diabore: also, who was at hospital?
 Diabore: i tried going there and there was already a buggy
 Dandinstorm12: It wasn't James
 Dandinstorm12: 
 Diabore: was joe in last round and dipped when he died? because it kind of looked like joes drip
 TheMerricat: So every match tonight has been me trying to guess the circle, failing, and then spending the entire match either driving to the circle to get shot instantly, or to jump out while being shot at and die because my car runs me over. 
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notpsion: @loufghyslaufey yeah, get in
 orrie104: Diabore, no, Joe was out last round
 xantos69: We doing the thing?
 Larkonus: Oh dang, that's a packed lobby! Let's go!
 Diabore: glglgl
 TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: James is an honorable man
 Kata_The_Cat: Does chat get a cookie if we win?
Orxolon: xD
 A_Dub888: I mean, if James stole a cookie, no one would know
 Diabore: oh right i top 5'd, if i fly to victoria can i get a cookie?
jibkat:  cookies are for closers
 Rexsplosion: There is no "good" because food is not tied to Morality, JAMES
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 exeJayce: resistance is futile, eat the cookie
 Vinewood_OG: Stolen VaLRR
 MacbethSeemsSus: How goes the unknown players ground battles?
 APODionysus: Matthew
 damn_i_am_pretty: oh no
Orxolon: let the man cook..ie?
 APODionysus: oh
 paulthemapguy: god what a segue
 e_bloc: eating an unearned cookie tastes like ashes
 Diabore: ITS SO BAD
rogerivany: Lets not
aClonedPickle: do bounties get placed on chat members or is there no bounty this round (or is it still dylan)
 APODionysus: ITS SO BASD
Patorik: I imagine the biscuits are in fact firm
 GasCityGaming: They did 3 I thought?
 APODionysus: the theme was awful
 APODionysus: it made me turn off the movie
 exeJayce: water is wet, more at 11
 paulthemapguy: there are at least 4 of those movies
 exeJayce: (that's why I refuse to watch them lmao)
 maclaglen: seven, I think
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun james if i fly to victoria can i get a cookie?
Orxolon: chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water was good
 e_bloc: I dont recall that but I am not surprised eitehr
jibkat: No Serge that was MI2
 APODionysus: serge
 Rexsplosion: it was a mission impossible, serge
 e_bloc: anyone end up in a fridge
 PharaohBender27: Is Serge thinking of Madonna?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Not bond
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Metallica did a song for Mission Impossible.
 SnackPak_: holy moly
 maclaglen: Metallica was on the MI:2 soundtrack
 maclaglen: So was Rob Zombie
DEATHlikescats: early 2000’s really was full of that virulent misogyny
Izandai: oh my god serge
 Saintnex: oh Serge
 A_Dub888: They’re the same movie.meme
 paulthemapguy: Adele did a song for the movie? Are you thinking of James Bond?
rogerivany: Well Serge wasn't off by one at least
 e_bloc: I was going to say are you thinking of trent reznor and everything good
Orxolon: you were thinking about i disapear
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 HadesLeprechaun: Serge did NOT watch Matt and Grahams whole big series, confirmed
 APODionysus: EXCEPT for doing my boy Jim Phelps dirty
 Darleysam: it's the one with the guy who gets squished on top of an elevator, too
 Molladia: same vein, Blade good movie, Blade 2 AWFUL
 Simonark: Though that hanging from the ceiling scene was just taking a scene from the original show.
 e_bloc: man fuck jim phelps
 APODionysus: @e_bloc SIR
 dm818: you said you wanted kills
 Lord_Hosk: In the house that someone is in
 APODionysus: my mom raised me on the OG show
DigitalSeahorse:  gotta stick that landing
 APODionysus: Jim Phelps deserved better
 Sorator13: I do have fond memories of the original MI show, yeah
 maclaglen: Fanny pack!
 MacbethSeemsSus: tictakpac
 e_bloc: @APODionysus fair.  jim phelps in the movie though?  couldnt have died enough
 APODionysus: than that character assassination
 Darleysam: house blows up
 APODionysus: that's my issue
 Simonark: @APODionysus Lucky, some of us had to make do with the late-80s reboot. It's not as good!
  Pharmacistjudge: it's a fanny pack but it was renamed to preserve men's frail egos
 paulthemapguy: Yakety Yak: Tactical Pack
 APODionysus: that wasn't Jim Phelps
 Pywodwagon: good start, never found a gun
DEATHlikescats: Knick knack tactical pack
Izandai: 
 APODionysus: @Simonark my mom had like VHS tapes we watched together
 Simonark: Jon Voight is noone's Jim Phelps.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm heroically running away
 exeJayce: "I don't have a gun" is exactly what someone with a gun would say
 MrSarkhan: 
 Sorator13: 
 Darleysam: Wiggins got a gun
 public_key_reveal_party: James: "I am running away as I am completely unarmed, thank goodness no one can hear me say this out loud"
 paulthemapguy: Yakety Yak Tactical Pak is absolutely something Beej would advertise in the opening of Qwerpline
 Laurence72: He doesn't have a gun, he has a missile launcher
 e_bloc: wiggins got a gun
 CaptainSpam: "How do you do, fellow players?"
 maclaglen: Knifey-spooney!
Orxolon: Jamie doesn't have a gun...
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, gunny spoonyyyy
 e_bloc: @Darleysam damn same brainrot
 Viewers_Like_You: I hear Paul has 5 MP-5's
 Darleysam: @e_bloc 'fraid so, sorry
 CastleOtranto: I kinda want one of those TVs
 62MGcobra: awe i didn't make it back in time to start
 SajuukSjet: i'm reminded of the pre-cH video where Matt goes overboard with the nerf guns now :laughing:
 e_bloc: have we considered maybe Matt would be safer without a gun
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 Pywodwagon: I'm not sure that grenade wasn't irl
 Lord_Hosk: That wasn't a very polite way to invite them to your housewarming party James
 e_bloc: if it was anyone but alex, I would not consider it
Despoiler98: and falling to his death
notpsion: im truly hoping for the funniest possible outcome for jordan
 e_bloc: he's got a bicycle! - always in dusty rhodes voice in  my head
 alchemistsavant: Howdy friends!
 gsyhiap: @Lord_Hosk Better than just setting the house on fire?
 Simonark: If James hasn't been so mean to Jordan it makes the next Desert Bus awkward, it isn't really a PUBG stream, is it? Might as well just be Marathon.
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 APODionysus: I mean
 alchemistsavant: You see what kinda people they're letting in there nowadays? I'm sure he's fine.
 APODionysus: the current guy shouldn't either
DigitalSeahorse: more qualified than current
 APODionysus: but
 APODionysus: here we are
 Laurence72: It's justa scave
 CaptainSpam: James is still stuck in a white house?  Well, go to the basement and open the trap door.  Watch out for grues, though.
 Laurence72: just a scav*
 Zanzabar_: @Trymantha good skirmish
 paulthemapguy: noooo Nelly and Alex both ded
ghyllnox: \o/
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Izandai: 
 SymphonySolstice:  
ghyllnox: 
DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheAinMAP:  
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 alchemistsavant: At least we know how James will react in a creepy evil doll situation now.
 CastleOtranto:  
DigitalSeahorse:   salute
Izandai: You were trying to shoot them!
 GhostValv: 
 ContingentCat: How dare the person you were shooting at try to shoot you
Izandai: Only losers die in the red zone.
 TheAinMAP: 
 gualdhar: did James just run over a grave?
 BITs19_: it has been a long time since I've played Pubg, how many maps are there these days?
notpsion: apparently quite a few, i know of five or so? theres probably more
 62MGcobra: here? just one but i think 4
notpsion: this map, desert map, snow map, map where i always drop hydroelectric, map with K2s and stuff, ...
 gualdhar: KEEP SHOOTING HIM!
 e_bloc: way overdue for poison swamp map
 RockPusher: Keep shooting him!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
jibkat: thats our Matt
 SymphonySolstice: lmaoooo
DigitalSeahorse: 
 HadesLeprechaun: my body is weak to bullets!
 MacbethSeemsSus: The bullets are painful!
jibkat: Donut for Funko
 Pywodwagon: the bike keeping going after you died Matt was amazing
 RockPusher: 
 62MGcobra: never didn't have it
 corpocracy: Matt ACTUALLY getting shot
 Laurence72: you miss all the pleadings you don't yell
 e_bloc: does it count for working if you keep saying it after you die
DigitalSeahorse: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResourcefulTransparentGoshawkNinjaGrumpy-RG-XdXEduJMQU-UU
 paulthemapguy: be the circle you wish to see in the world
 Simonark: It would be great if just once that worked, and Matt just suddenly got left alone. He'd die trying to make it happen again so often.
 Kata_The_Cat: I crashed my glider right in front of them and got shot 
 e_bloc: and first place in my heart
 pleonasticTautology: OUGH
 pleonasticTautology: PIPs are so mean
 Shurtal: JAAAAAAAAAAAMES
 SymphonySolstice: rip
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chaos5896: i didnt even hear u, jordan
 Simonark: Enough shots and the answer becomes "No"?
 Shurtal: i had to HOOF IT from outside the circle
Izandai: Ooh, city final circle.
 Shurtal: saw a guy die on a motorcycle, finally got in
 Saintnex: this is a man that wants a chicken dinner cookie
KmdrKibneg: I definitely didn't expect to get hit by a glider and die
 Dandinstorm12: Sorry Alex
 damn_i_am_pretty: Hewlett-Packard is sad now
 Kata_The_Cat: You deserved it after you shot me 
 Simonark: Ultralights are still heavier than one might expect.
Patorik: Dangit Jordan
 Dandinstorm12: let Alex know if I'd known I would have disengaged
KmdrKibneg: scared the shit outta me to
 Rexsplosion: Drummer had a good shot
 APODionysus: lmao
KmdrKibneg: get em funko
 APODionysus: James is trapped
Izandai: JORDAN
 Dandinstorm12: ok
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 APODionysus: JORDAN
 Dandinstorm12: and while we're at it, Alex owes me a helmet
 Strebenherz: guess i die aight
KmdrKibneg: rip funko
 RassilonDND: well that was fun 
 GhostValv: D:
 Dandinstorm12: never
 TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: brutal
 Rexsplosion: james on james violence
 James_the_Dabbler: Gdi
KmdrKibneg: james on james violence
 Diabore: go away dylan!
 Diabore: its rude!
 e_bloc: a James divided cannot stand
 James_the_Dabbler: I hope you don’t get a cookie
notpsion: oof, poor eelay
notpsion: quadruple teamed i think
Pal_Friendpatine: Mmmmmm constant popcorn 🤤
eelaypuff: it's chill
 Dandinstorm12: don't reload james
 Dandinstorm12: they'll hear you
 Diabore: AVENGED
 Diabore: dylan stop killing me
 SnackPak_: yikes
 Rexsplosion: bounty on dylan was claimed by Terminal423
 James_the_Dabbler: HA
 GhostValv: so close
 SnackPak_: 
IanAllenBird: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: gottem
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 circusofkirkus: almost a cookie
 pleonasticTautology: NICE
 Sorator13: So close!
 TheAinMAP: 
 exeJayce: so close, but still no cookie for James
 InconsiderateHat: Same guy that killed my partner 
 James_the_Dabbler: Venged
 Diabore: still no cookie for james
 lamina5432: wonder if someone will get the thing on my body
 GhostValv: maybe a 1/2 cookie
 Diabore: no more cookies
 Dandinstorm12: one player is in a great spot
Patorik: You DO know the chef, James...
 JohneyS: Made top 10. Ran myself over.
 e_bloc: everyone let James get a pity cookie
 Diabore: i need to stop running into dylan
eelaypuff: @Kata_The_Cat I was the other glider, I followed you in
 Drasvin: How narrow can the circle get?
 xantos69: Ack Again Tyranidd?
 Dandinstorm12: all the way @Drasvin
 Strebenherz: i have yet to manage a singlular kill, but i survived longer that round at least
Izandai: It will eventually shrink to nothing.
 Diabore: special K
 Dandinstorm12: k
 VonShnigglewitz: @Diabore 
 GhostValv: k
 pleonasticTautology: k
 SnackPak_: kay
 MacbethSeemsSus: mmk
 Simonark: Potassium
 e_bloc: k for kamara
notpsion: pistoled!
Izandai: Wow the rare shotgun.
notpsion: switch to your sidearm, it's faster than reloading!
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 Dandinstorm12: always have a pistol chat
 Kata_The_Cat: @eelaypuff I saw you switching to passenger seat and shooting me while gliding. Nice trick.
 Rexsplosion: DEAGLE?? what is this, CSGO?
 Terminal423: I was way out of position. GG
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
 GhostValv: wowie
 SymphonySolstice: gg
 exeJayce: gg
 pleonasticTautology: NICE
 Rexsplosion: geegee
ghyllnox: 
notpsion: pop pop pop
 maclaglen: YEAH!
Lysander_salamander: nice
ghyllnox: \o/
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
pimiento: just stand there, turns out
Lysander_salamander: good work everyone
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlindingSassyDunlinAsianGlow-Wbvu1FV7ZlZZSPRp
irtehmongoose: best rock
 Dandinstorm12: just sayin'
 TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: i NEED to avoid dylan next round
 InconsiderateHat: An honourable kill
  RayFK: @irtehmongoose Rock helps
notpsion: diabore, don't we all lol
 Zanzabar_: I forget how good the m16 is
drrek0: Oh man, that was a massive fumble of a shot by me
 orrie104: I also need to avoid Dylan...
DigitalSeahorse:   
 RassilonDND: uhhhhh,,,,2 more
 Terminal423: I was lucky to get the drop on Dylan
 Dandinstorm12: Haven
 Diabore: theres a volcano map
eelaypuff: @Kata_The_Cat Did I actually manage to hit you at all?
 Diabore: very small
 Diabore: very very small
Lysander_salamander: is it inside the volcano?
 VonShnigglewitz: @Diabore nah thats over rated
 Diabore: names on the tin graham
 Diabore: glglgl
 GhostValv: yall are just cutting back
 Kata_The_Cat: @eelaypuff I don't think I took HP damage, but I'm sure you hit the plane several times.
 Laurence72: Is it around teh volcano, or inside the volcano?
eelaypuff: @Kata_The_Cat that sounds about right
 James_the_Dabbler: got 1 kill. time for one more
 RassilonDND: you gotta earn the cookie
 e_bloc: when it comes to cookies, Matt has a donut
 APODionysus: lmao
Lysander_salamander: wow
 SnackPak_: its sad to see james on james violence
 SymphonySolstice: 
MWGNZ: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 APODionysus: woooow
 Sorator13: I mean. True.
Lysander_salamander: that's messedup
 TheAinMAP:  mattlrLul
 e_bloc: there is no honor in begging for your life
Xafty: matt deserves it anyway
 RockPusher:    foxmarFIRE1
 RockPusher: 
Izandai: Well then reach top 5.
Lysander_salamander: everyone go to military base?
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
Izandai: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrowdedHonorableLemurMVGame-NBNrAbbf87Dfxm5N
 Diabore: @Zanzabar_ WHY DID YOU GET  OUT???
 Zanzabar_: @Diabore I forgot it was instant death,  thanks for trying to drop me off at car tho
 Zanzabar_: @diabore I would have hopped out when it was slower but theres a timer to get out of a moving vehicle now apparently
 e_bloc: its a grenade launcher
 Viewers_Like_You: It launches 79 grenades simultaneously (one would wish)
Lysander_salamander: they still have mortars in this game?
 Sorator13: Not to be confused with a grenade luncher
 Zanzabar_: just means I should be getting to bed now, thanks for the games everyone!
 GhostValv: 
IanAllenBird: lmao
 APODionysus: oh James
 pleonasticTautology: 
 Sorator13: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 NorthstarTex: 
Shasra: James fell!
 Drasvin: James fell! 
 e_bloc: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PricklyCuriousMelonBIRB-wsWeLHqLv4yxwYdZ
loufghyslaufey: "G died a hero...?" And the outcome of that was Matt's fate?
 rosesmcgee: He's gonna bust open like a pinata and treats are going to fall out
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm now picturing Gimli from lord of the rings nuzzling Aragorn for treats
 dm818: you have a kar
 Zanzabar_: it used to be decent at distance at least when prone but idk now
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 damn_i_am_pretty: no cookie for James
voren_chalco: He wanted the community to play with him, not at him
Izandai: But they are playing with him. Like a cat toy.
jibkat: bike time
jibkat: wife time
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 Lord_Hosk: Do a flip
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 SnackPak_: you earned that
loufghyslaufey: Lmao
DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: where do you get the helicopters, anyways?
 GhostValv: I believe you can do a flip 
loufghyslaufey: Was it Serge?
jibkat: well well well
 Getter404: He's by the thing near the place
 NotCainNorAbel: on the map
 public_key_reveal_party: Chat always lies though
 Arclight_Dynamo: James is in our hearts.
IanAllenBird: james was definitely in a glider this whole time
jibkat: who gets a cookie now
 damn_i_am_pretty: James why are you in that house?
 SnackPak_: he's in a building
 exeJayce: remember what you learned before, James- don't go over the bridge LOL
 SymphonySolstice: he's in a house! gettem!
DigitalSeahorse: flip flip flip 
 Fruan: I will rat on James in exchange for a cookie.
 RockPusher: We need a little more quid pro quo there Serge
 dm818: He's right behind you
 NorthstarTex: James is in a hole now
 ErynTzun: He's on A Planet
 gsyhiap: Do a James, flip!
 MrSarkhan: bribing chat is always an option.
 Viewers_Like_You: Don't go in the cave, James!
 Zanzabar_: james doesnt want to join the sick flips club I guess
 Vinewood_OG: I mean... I'll tell you for a cookie!
 NotCainNorAbel: I only know how fast he is moving
 Terminal423: ooof
 public_key_reveal_party: James is currently in PUBG
IanAllenBird: f
 gualdhar: joke's on Serge I'm ghosting James and *still* have no idea where he is
 NorthstarTex: neve mind, he's dead
 damn_i_am_pretty: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: gottem!
 Terminal423: F
 pleonasticTautology: rip
ghyllnox: o7
 public_key_reveal_party: Nevermind
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
DigitalSeahorse: F
 Sorator13: rip
 NorthstarTex: o7
 JKBalch: o7
loufghyslaufey: Why, James? We couldn't have.... grazed you.
 Saintnex: o7
 exeJayce: still no cookie for James, sad
 LordZarano: Was not what?
 pleonasticTautology: they were all going for you, james
 Lord_Hosk: You should have done a flip you would have been fine
 GhostValv: gg James
 Lord_Hosk: Nobody lisen to Hosk
 GhostValv: victory cookie denied... sadness cookie acquired
 KeytarCat: set to semi-auto?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: imagine not listening to hosk
 SymphonySolstice: tsk
 Vinewood_OG: *cough cough* spicy cinnamon roll *cough*
 Athelgar: Did we already forget about the spicy cinnamon @RayFK
 rosesmcgee: Don't have to go back that far, really
 public_key_reveal_party: Why did Graham invent the passage of time?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Zanzabar_: you can dig
 e_bloc: he was touching her face
loufghyslaufey: Rexplosion? From... ("Invincible" fanfare blaring)
 Zanzabar_: you gotta keep digging
 Sorator13: well done Pywo
 Zanzabar_: I made a hole in one game
 Getter404: How long until an entrenching tool
 Zanzabar_: makes a decent dugout hole but you gotta crouch down and keep digging for a bit funko
 Rexsplosion: SORRY JAMES
 Saintnex: mmm sadness cookie
 KeytarCat: I always feel bad, joke's on you!
 rosesmcgee: The 0-2 Cookie bracket
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 e_bloc: the saltiness of the tears compliments the sweetness of the cookie
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, that I was thinking
 TheAinMAP: 
Xan_The_Quiet: all coookies are pity cookies if you're pitiful enough
 NotCainNorAbel: 
DigitalSeahorse:  
 shea_wolfe: Remember, you can't be sad when you're asleep
loufghyslaufey: It James's house. How doesn't he get cookies?
 pleonasticTautology: @shea_wolfe false
Lysander_salamander: yeah
Lysander_salamander: o___o
 HorusFive: @shea_wolfe Kathleen taught me that's not true
DigitalSeahorse:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: @shea_wolfe *cries* you can't be said when you're asleep!
 shea_wolfe: 
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 NotCainNorAbel: wait, what does it say that LRR is my happy place?
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 Sorator13: @NotCainNorAbel that you have good taste?
 Saintnex: sadness cookies are just cookies if you’re always sad 😇
 pleonasticTautology: wow, james died but WIGGINS is still alive!?
 pleonasticTautology: wowwwwwwwwwww
 RockPusher: 
 RockPusher: 
 Simonark: He's only 23 years old.
loufghyslaufey: Whi h implies the Play Area being a bit... generous in keeping them that way
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Fruan: POV: Gibb drives
 Vinewood_OG:   
 Diabore: fuckin rock
 lamina5432: so hard to find a freakin car
 JKBalch:   
 GhostValv: 
 SymphonySolstice: lmaoooo
Izandai: 
ghyllnox: 
 RockPusher: Perfection
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 Vinewood_OG: My new fence!!!
 Sorator13: oooooof
jibkat: you cant ride the wall in pubg Matt
Lysander_salamander: I miss vine
 TheAinMAP: 
 HorusFive: @jibkat not with that attitude
 Arclight_Dynamo: Here again, eh?
loufghyslaufey: @Fruan Don't be ridiculous! It is merely Gibb's clone, "Gibb."
 Twilight_Spark: Was Vine tiktok?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HappyVivaciousWrenPanicVis--FdypT_5h7AG0Hgy
Izandai: @Lysander_salamander Tarzan as he falls to the jungle floor.
 e_bloc: vine was vine
DigitalSeahorse:  
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Izandai: @Twilight_Spark No. It was better.
 Dumori: @Twilight_Spark But way shorter 6sec max
 pleonasticTautology: JORDAN died before wiggins?!
 SymphonySolstice: @Izandai evergreen tweet
 Diabore: i hit you
 alchemistsavant: @Twilight_Spark Uh, it had a similar time restriction, but even more than tiktok. Just a few seconds
 Diabore: twas me and agentmassive jordan
 Diabore: @RayFK
Lysander_salamander: how do you get the helicopter?
 Rexsplosion: I have not managed to find a vector in ANY of the games tonight, and Serge has it EVERY MATCH
  RayFK: @Diabore AH, yeah I was getting plinked from so many places
 Diabore: @Lysander_salamander random spawn, you need to find a gas can though
 James_the_Dabbler: Gdi audio bugged and got hit by a car
 RockPusher: good thing it is a glider and not a faller
DigitalSeahorse:  glide
 e_bloc: Serge endorsing genocide?
Lysander_salamander: he's going for the kamakaze again?
 lamina5432: had an 8x scope and a dragonov, died to a car
 Viewers_Like_You: Someone cue the Wagner
 e_bloc: in an earlier round even
DigitalSeahorse:   
loufghyslaufey: Can't hit shit but can't get hit either? Do you just live on the plane now?
DigitalSeahorse: 
Patorik: It feels bad when you shoot someone and they go down, but there's no popup that says you killed them
 gualdhar: somehow Funko brought his Aussie ping to Victoria
 Diabore: james, zoom out and look at misfit
 Diabore: yeah
 xantos69: Funko... That pan just took 20 rounds.  You are so very lucky.
 Rexsplosion: Hell yeah Serge, good shot Brother!
 SajuukSjet: lmgs, _not_ the scout rifles of PUBG >D
 Pywodwagon: my one and only pubg kill ever is graham, this is satisfying
 Diabore: nice chunk matt
 Strebenherz: dangit
 Diabore: well the first hit was great matt
 GasCityGaming: not my butt! 
 Diabore: misfit is now making it to the zone
 exeJayce: oh damn
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Getter404: You didn't, they were at like 15%
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 e_bloc: enjoying  Canada's two greatest exports ever:  lrr and hockey
 Diabore: misfit noooo
 Getter404: Do a donut
 TheMerricat: Thank god, I finally got a kill. 
 GhostValv: smooth 
 RockPusher:     
 SymphonySolstice: 
IanAllenBird: sick
 MrSarkhan:  
Lysander_salamander: nice air
 RockPusher: !honk
 RockPusher: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 PipeSmokingOwl: Funko ACTIVELY GAMING...hits a tree...hits a parked car...
 Sorator13: I audibly gasped when the car showed up
Lysander_salamander: aw
 Getter404: Nooooooooooooo
 GhostValv: 
 SnackPak_: awww
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 exeJayce: noooooooo
 PipeSmokingOwl: rofffl
 NorthstarTex: awww o7
 Diabore: fucking kill joy dylan
DigitalSeahorse: e_bloc curling is nice but I have no clue if it's on
 exeJayce: rip o7
notpsion: leave me alone!!
 MacbethSeemsSus: oof.wav
 Dandinstorm12: oof
 TheAinMAP: 
 NorthstarTex: that was a sick flip to go out on
 Diabore: good news is i didnt die to dylan this time
 Pywodwagon: hey that was me
 Dandinstorm12: it happens G
 Diabore: i still died, but not to dylan!
 Dandinstorm12: I need Drrek to avenge me here
 Lobo_Apache: nice kill shutral
 Dandinstorm12: oof
 Shurtal: Serge, i have no idea how i got you
 GhostValv: rude circle
Lysander_salamander: oooooh
 shea_wolfe: Ahh Forc is in the game
 GhostValv: 
 Getter404: Do it
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Izandai: 
 Diabore: how do you swap the hybrid sight?
Izandai: alt
DigitalSeahorse: neighbor turning on vacuum at boarderline hour, it better be a mess up there lol
rogerivany: How does one get a cookie?
 Diabore: alt right, got it, if i ever deem it worthy to pick up ill file that away
Izandai: 
 Diabore: see matt i dont need to tips on
 GhostValv: wowie
Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
 SymphonySolstice: revenge
 exeJayce: holy shit
letsbelgo: blat
  wiggins: @Diabore apparently you DO
 Dandinstorm12: crate in the circle
Izandai: lol
 Diabore: @wiggins nah, i just shoot good with the stuff that was in the game last time we played
 e_bloc: I believe in trymantha
 Dandinstorm12: try hears a bolty
 Terminal423: ggs
 Dandinstorm12: gg
 GhostValv: good push
 exeJayce: gg!
 SymphonySolstice: gg
Trymantha: ggs
 Rexsplosion: gg
pimiento: 
 NorthstarTex: gg
 Lord_Hosk: uhhhh one more?
 Zanzabar_: nice win @Trymantha!
 TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher: 
 Dandinstorm12: uhhhhh
 Shurtal: i'm satisfied with my top ten
 Rexsplosion: Excellent push by Trymantha
 IanAllenBird: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Terminal423: I'm going to be so very lost
 Diabore: karakin is volcano
 Zanzabar_: western war mode 
 Dandinstorm12: Haven!
 TheMerricat: Rondel has a city in it if Serge still wants buildiungs. 
 Dumori: I know I'm not playing but small map crate madness?
notpsion: now we're learning how many maps this game has, and it's way too many haha
 Dandinstorm12: deston too
Patorik: I didn't even know Haven was available. I only hear about people saying they want it back
Trymantha: anything but rondo please
 62MGcobra: dang
notpsion: blue rondo a la turk
 Dandinstorm12: Haven
 GhostValv: it's got electrolytes
 Diabore: you can move it to more right?
 BITs19_: one of them had a 32 player limit default?
 Dandinstorm12: Balck zone kills
 Dandinstorm12: *black
 Diabore: grey names dont get in
 Laurence72: @notpsion great song on a great album!
 Zanzabar_: it takes a moment to load the lobby unfortunately
 Dandinstorm12: and the sticky bombs
 Diabore: @Zanzabar_ fwiw, i wasnt even gonna drop you at the car, i was bringing you right to yasnaya and then heading to prison
 Rexsplosion: never played this map before so... here goes nothing!
 Zanzabar_: desert with ridges and walls
 Rexsplosion: Erengel, Miramar, Vikendi, and Sanhok and then i dropped off
 Zanzabar_: @Diabore if I had known it was you I probably would have just stayed in the car tbh
notpsion: so when I die in 32 seconds, i want to re-vote for a BIG different map, hahah
 xantos69: I just hope to crack top half on this map.
 Zanzabar_: you used to be able to do square circles in customs on this map
 Zanzabar_: theres a bunch of loot rooms in the compound
  Juliamon: The bustable walls are pretty obvious
 Zanzabar_: c4 and panzer fausts
 circusofkirkus: look for a wall that's bricked up
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DigitalSeahorse: prick filled plaster wall
Lysander_salamander: can you use the pickaxe on the walls too?
 Zanzabar_: bunker tunnels mostly move along the ridges and across the center
jibkat: fisting!
 SymphonySolstice: gg pywo
 Shurtal: I GOT A FIST KILL
 Shurtal: ggs, diabor
 GhostValv: Serge Yaegars Punch Out!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice pywo
 RockPusher: 
 e_bloc: five kunckle shuff
 JohneyS: Oh shit, the black zone just kills you? Also, what is the black zone?>
Reyyan1395: Observer mode got turned off 
Izandai: It's like the red zone but it destroys buildings.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Pywodwagon: deserved to kill you, yea
ghyllnox: 
 KeytarCat: love the jingle
ghyllnox: Doodle doodle doo.... BANG 
Lysander_salamander: the little nokia jingle on the stickybomb is nice
 JohneyS: @Izandai ahhh, good to know. Thanks.
 RockPusher: The C4 charge sounds so happy to go boom
 Strebenherz: yeah okay.  gj elay
 Drasvin: Does the C4 play as little jingle before it explodes?
Izandai: I think it's a phone bomb?
DigitalSeahorse: sounds like it
 Rexsplosion: oh no, can't observe, can only spectate
 RockPusher: Serge *has* a soul to steal?
Patorik: Dammit JoeKim, stop killing me
 damn_i_am_pretty: Albertans are born with two souls, apparently
 lamina5432: not a lot of good hiding here
Lysander_salamander: 
notpsion: this map is wild
Reyyan1395: @Patorik Good fight Patorik
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun James, Serge, Graham...  others
 RockPusher: Thank you Funko
 RassilonDND: oh well, GGs
ghyllnox: o/
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gn funko
thedepthandbreadthofseth: IRL friend Joe Kim, I think?
 Dandinstorm12: sigh
 korvys: Does Funko no longer live in Australia?
DigitalSeahorse: 
notpsion: yeah by default pgup/dn dont do anything in solos
 Wicker_Guide: Australians do not sleep
DigitalSeahorse: woops
 Zanzabar_: no observer mode on this anyway just spectate
 APODionysus: oh Matt
ghyllnox: o/
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gn Nelly.
 APODionysus: Matt done you have star trek
 APODionysus: to do
 RockPusher:   
  Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth Joe Kim, Dylan, Jordan are all in
 Dandinstorm12: lol
DigitalSeahorse:   
Izandai: Star Trek has been explicitly scheduled for *after* this stream.
notpsion: i feel like i can do six degrees of separation based on having to follow my killer, and then their killers, and then [etc]
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @DigitalSeahorse That's fantastic.
 Dandinstorm12: you're on a long voyage @notpsion
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The emote
 Dandinstorm12: well done alex
notpsion: yeah, I really am hehe
 Diabore: ah fuck
 Diabore: so close
DigitalSeahorse: @thedepthandbreadthofseth indeed!
 Shurtal: shotgun surgery, nice alex
 Drasvin: Just fit 100 people in a single wrestling ring.
 Diabore: take my panzer you coward!
 Dandinstorm12: black zone
 RockPusher: 
DigitalSeahorse:  I also have Vicksy's hug chicken
 Dandinstorm12: don't be in hit
 Dandinstorm12: *it
 Diabore: get him joe!
 Diabore: oh its forc, nevermind
 Dandinstorm12: rip alex
 Diabore: ggs alex
 Diabore: i thought i had you
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dandinstorm12: james you have 19 rounds
 Lobo_Apache: I feel like Serge is expressing the feeling of everyone who accidentally followed me last map
 Diabore: @Shurtal how low were you? i expected to have to hit you so many more times
 Pywodwagon: forc has killed so many of us
 Pywodwagon: trapped us in the kpop prison
 Marc_otato: James loolks so locked in
 Dandinstorm12: ohhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CaptainSpam: Killed 'em with Windows '94.
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Shurtal: @Diabore less than 15
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Shurtal: @Diabore i had just won a fist fight
 Rexsplosion: Sent to the KPOP Gulags
 Dandinstorm12: it's ok James your 7 winny rounds are enoungh
notpsion: blammo
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 APODionysus: NO COOKIES
 Dandinstorm12: Jammer
pimiento: he's just here for them
DigitalSeahorse: there's a blue zone backpack?! 
notpsion: yeah, Jammer packs
 Diabore: yeah its like a full second healthbar
 Diabore: but only for blue
DigitalSeahorse: I seeee
 Diabore: they added tier 1 jammer packs, which i found out when i found one
 Ritaspirithntr: soo…..dylan’s the final boss right?
notpsion: i dont know when they started coming in tier 1/2/3 but they do
 Dandinstorm12: it's a backpack
 Diabore: we're free!!!!!
Reyyan1395: Jammer 1&3 came in the newest update
 Pywodwagon: free from kpop jail
 Dandinstorm12:  ed
pimiento: aww dang i was just getting attached
DigitalSeahorse:   
 exeJayce: that was satisfying to watch
 GhostValv: Open air concept
 TheAinMAP:  
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JohneyS: Those buildings were 3 days away from retirement.
 Rexsplosion: Tri on Try violence!
 matthaus_c: you walk into the coffee shop and the barista serves you a hot cup of Lead Latte
 Dandinstorm12: smoke em if you've gottem
 Dandinstorm12: also somebody kill tyranidd
notpsion: hi ruins, welcome to the tyranid cam
DoodlestheGreat: @Dandinstorm12 I have some ham. Can I smoke it?
 Dandinstorm12: they 100% do
 Dandinstorm12: @DoodlestheGreat hell yeah
 Diabore: crate kills cars iirc
 matthaus_c: Tyranidd is just trying to secure the site for the next Pyramidd
 Rexsplosion: It definitely did back when
DigitalSeahorse: crate crushing me sounds like something that would happen to me in this
 SymphonySolstice: gg merricat
 Zanzabar_: The crate also has parachute
 azureHaights: Narrator's voice: the kills were here for them
jibkat: the murdercat more like it
 Dandinstorm12: the pubg experience
DigitalSeahorse: if it hasn't already
 exeJayce: nooo trymantha =(
 James_the_Dabbler: Proud of that kill on Serge
 Pywodwagon: now james will eat all of them on stream
 Zanzabar_: I know you used to be able to loot crates from the gliders as they fell
 Drasvin: Chicken cookie
notpsion: what flavor cookies are they?
 Dandinstorm12: ALL of them
 MacbethSeemsSus: Symbolic cookies are low in calories
 Sorator13: I thought that was chicken?
pimiento: now i want cookie
 e_bloc: the john cena cookie
Trymantha: James can i give my win cookies to Adam????
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmm
notpsion: ooo, nice
 azureHaights: I heard "Butterscotch okra"
 A_Dub888: 
 RockPusher: sounds good, plz send
 Simonark: Just butter and scotch?
 Dandinstorm12: "butterscotch" oatdrops
notpsion: we just made miso peanut butter ones, which sound weird but are great
jibkat: 
 matthaus_c: Butterscotchless Butterscotch
DigitalSeahorse: oat drops so good it seems like there's caramel in them?
  Juliamon: Merricat is good when they aren't running themselves over
notpsion: the empty gun
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jibkat: 
Izandai: 
 A_Dub888: hey gang, how’s many cookies does James owe?
 Dandinstorm12: you've got to love it
 BusTed: 
jibkat: Murrrrdercat!
 Dandinstorm12: it's changed
notpsion: merricat: 17 viewers
 e_bloc: if there's cinnamon in it, will it be too spicy for Wiggins
pimiento: them vectors move some ammo
 Dandinstorm12: it'd be more but I left lol
Izandai: Switching weapons is faster than reloading... Unless your other weapon also isn't loaded.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 exeJayce: oof
 TheMerricat: Look I spray.
 TheMerricat: I need a lot of ammo
 SymphonySolstice: well played
 Dandinstorm12: lol
 exeJayce: gg Merricat, that was fun to watch
jibkat: F's in chat for TheMerricat cant carry that ammo to heaven
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Fruan: W H A T
 TheMerricat:  gg all
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 matthaus_c: the upset!
 Terminal423: GGs
 Dandinstorm12: gg
 SymphonySolstice: gg
 orrie104: dammit
 GhostValv: Ggs
eelaypuff: gg
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Dandinstorm12: that MG is serious
 orrie104: <--BlackJackGeary
tyranidd1: gg
 RockPusher: 
 JohneyS: GGs
itira: 
 exeJayce: gg to all! this was very fun
 xantos69: Thanks so much for hosting these.  I had fun.
DigitalSeahorse:   
 SajuukSjet: don't play with your meal 
 RockPusher:     
Trymantha: ggs all
 James_the_Dabbler: We need a session of short and small only
 lamina5432: gnight
DigitalSeahorse:    
 terminal_void: GG all
JoeKim: PLdraws i'm sorry for killing you
JoeKim: <3333
eelaypuff: three cookies for me!
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irtehmongoose: gg everyone
 RockPusher: Thank you all!
 matthaus_c: Consolation Cookie
 Terminal423: thanks for games all
 A_Dub888:   
eelaypuff: I'll have to get my own though
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Trymantha: ggs yall was a fun set of games
 sheqesi: Thank you all for the fun and games!
 VonShnigglewitz: GG everyone
Patorik: @JoeKim It's okay, I forgive you. Good game!
 Viewers_Like_You: @orrie104 That was a very dauntless effort!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
pimiento: good timing.. discord just broke for me
 Lord_Hosk: two grahams
brutusq13: that was fun!
 Diabore: since subathon i think, if you want to count that one its been 5
 orrie104: @Viewers_Like_You Thanks!
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 CaptainSask: PUBG!
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 TriChronos: ggs all ya'll folks!
 KeytarCat: Thanks for stream!
 Dandinstorm12: ggs
pimiento: a PUBGvning
Patorik: Thank you for having us!
 sheqesi:    
 Rexsplosion: Such a wonderful time.
DigitalSeahorse:   
 e_bloc: thanks for having us
 exeJayce: you too, James!
 MacbethSeemsSus: You have been cordially invited to an evening of murder
 alchemistsavant: See ya!
DoodlestheGreat: Um...
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dandinstorm12: Subs!
 Rexsplosion: AND WE'RE BACK
DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: what if I want to do doms?
 Dandinstorm12: nah
 sheqesi: WOO! 
 matthaus_c: @A_Dub888 none of those in twitch chat evidently
 xantos69: 50 Bits
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Diabore: alright, heading back to watch the stuff i missed while in game, ggs all
JoeKim: alright gang. good murders everyone
 Dandinstorm12: gnight @JoeKim
 orrie104: Good games all!
DigitalSeahorse:  this is the least colourful rainbow I've ever seen
DigitalSeahorse: but I am on bright mode
 PsychoI3oy: it's all pink to me
 matthaus_c: the pastels really don't read great
DigitalSeahorse:       
 matthaus_c: can I thank xantos even if I didn't get hit in the sub bomb
 TheAinMAP: !next
Trymantha: I do love these thanks  much for hosting James
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DigitalSeahorse: 
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 matthaus_c: very happy to have the league format streams back btw. so good
 SkylerRingtail: Oooh, yay, Titanium Court
 Vinewood_OG:   
DigitalSeahorse:  10
DoodlestheGreat: No idea what will happen, but it's gonna be LIVE!
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Strebenherz:   
 xantos69: And it continues to be a great show.
rogerivany: On a thursday?
 Terminal423:   
 Redbassist:    
DoodlestheGreat: You have.
 xantos69: Do all ya'all remember the time they just burped directly into a mic then guessed who and that was the bit?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 sheqesi: Thank you, James!
 orrie104: byeeeeeee!
DoodlestheGreat: Buh bye
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
 SkylerRingtail: @xantos69 Just rewatched that one this week in fact
rogerivany: I just watched the first Loading REady Live on youtube again.  I forgot it was biweekly to start
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