Let's NOPE! || I found this weird disc?

 LadyAiluros: oh. my. cod. I ordered Halo 1,2 and 3 used from Gamestop. They sent me empty cases for 1 and 2.
 LadyAiluros: no wonder they are in such dire straits ....
 Diabore: sorry, they needed 1 and 2 to bankroll the ebay buyout
 LadyAiluros: apparently
 protojman: they have sent you neither credible nor attractive amount of disk
 LadyAiluros: they also I think fedexed them to me from across town
 LadyAiluros: I have 1 of 3 and it's number 3.
 LadyAiluros: I am willing to bet the discs are at the actual Gamestop across town
 LadyAiluros: "So hi, you know that order of all the Halo you filled last week. You missed."
 LadyAiluros: It's Checkpoint. I'm trapped in an episode of Checkpoint.
NimrodXIV: ooo Forbidden Solitaire
DideRobot: LRR: Adam is away so while Ben was trying to decide what to play he stumbled upon a strange CD on the ground labeled "FORBIDDEN SOLITAIRE" and figured it would be chill to pop into into the streaming PC | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116564323351206974
 SnackPak_: 
 LostThePirate:   
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Hello windows my old friend
 LostThePirate: Discord ding?
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 GasCityGaming: lol love there's a command for windows noises now
 e_bloc: its 5 o'clock somewhere, windows
 YFiddler: 
 Sorator13: @DideRobot Oh, this should go well
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hope Adam is feeling ok
  Juliamon: He is
  Juliamon: He had a passport renewal opportunity come up
 Strebenherz: fair, get that paperwork yeeted done
 Sorator13: Interesting to describe that as an "opportunity", but yay
 GasCityGaming: Oh yeah, gotta jump on those
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah gotcha!
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: 
 couchboyj:   
DanielOfCourse: THE SOLITAIRE
GrathXVI: Hey Ben! With Adam gone, you're too much of a coward to time out the entire chat!
DanielOfCourse: IT IS VERBOTEN
 SnackPak_: the people love janky bullshit
 lamina5432: evenin
 e_bloc: so we'
 TheWriterAleph: hhhheheheh
DanielOfCourse: nailed it
 GasCityGaming: oh god, how long you been waiting for that? 
 Strebenherz: 
 e_bloc: we're confirmed Adam is the one in jail
 Sorator13: sans like serif, not sans like skelly
 ButButTheJesus: HA!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
 7gorobei: Adam Sansidan
 MacbethSeemsSus: *megolovania intensifies*
niccus: <message deleted>forbidden solitaire and titanium court are available as a bundle, if you want this week's specials as a single steam special
ghyllnox: Or: Don't
 korvys: Got deported back to Saskatchewan, got it
 WiJohn: True
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just take your time and we can figure it out
 e_bloc: no kidding
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NimrodXIV: this is a fun one
 MacbethSeemsSus: You don't want to rush through the rare good games anyways
 LostThePirate: I want to get the fam all set up with passports, but in the US you have to send away your most important documents and trust the government to send them back to you in 3-6 weeks... 
 kingandcommoner: not really balatro, but I still enjoyed it
averythetiger: Serving Balatro
 Gekyouryuu: Boo-latro?
 betweenmyself: I ling for the days of Burning Monkey Solitaire on the Mac 
 Strebenherz: paperwork is such a pita
 betweenmyself: *long for*
 public_key_reveal_party: trust us, we have faith you could talk for any amount of time
SnyperWoIf: How can solitaire be FORBIDDEN?
 Strebenherz: oh no
 Nigouki: <message deleted>Hey Kevin
MWGNZ: 
 Strebenherz: ohhh hell no
 TheWriterAleph: omg
 SnackPak_: oofa
caoinlean: Omg Ben
ghyllnox: OHNI
 circusofkirkus: so Ben was never born
NimrodXIV: <message deleted>oof
 Diabore: "lost"
ghyllnox: OHNO*
 NotCainNorAbel: <message deleted>Ben has never been born
SnyperWoIf: Oh no born again!
 Sorator13: I had to get born again a few years ago too, yeah
 e_bloc: I kinda assume it is inscryptionish
trebuchetboy: I got born again at 18 so I get it
 Strebenherz: so this is less at ben more chat, if you ever mail something like that, get tracking info
 betweenmyself: “I brought you into this world and I can functionally erase any proof of it having occurred.”
 public_key_reveal_party: I had to get a birth certificate recently that kinda sucked but was mostly just annoying
gibbousm: does a born again Ben have the capabilities to mutate into a Resident Evil style giant monster?
caoinlean: 100% get yo trackinf
 Strebenherz: James doing okay?
 Sorator13: I did send a somewhat important piece of mail recently and didn't get tracking, and I'm sure I'm going to regret it
 Mr_Horrible: chewsday innit
 Sorator13: But hey, mnaybe not.
SnyperWoIf: Yay weird!
NimrodXIV: <message deleted>James has an eye thing. He'll be ok
 Mr_Horrible: oh hell yeah forbidden solitaire
 e_bloc: oh you should have energy for a 6 hour stream then
 Ritaspirithntr: at least that didn’t get canceled.
 betweenmyself: We are appreciated! 
 protojman: oshi
ghyllnox: \o/
ratstronomer: YEAAA
caoinlean: How does one get a birth certificate without other id? Parents?
 e_bloc: 1313
 SnackPak_: scatter!
 Strebenherz: Take your shot.  Never punished.
 Diabore: SHOT SHOT SHOT
 LostThePirate: o7
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 shendaras: 
 korvys: Inscyption and Balatro are more mechanically their own games, Forbidden Solitaire is *very* close to just solitaire, but it's fun (also, all their other games like Regency Solitaire)
GrathXVI: BRING IT ON
DanielOfCourse: LES GO
 kingandcommoner: here we go
MWGNZ: 
 WiJohn: Oh no he still has the gun!
 Kramburger: Talk snot, get shot
 Mr_Horrible: puts the gun to my forehead
NathanJay_GA: <message deleted>Oop
 Sorator13: OH BOY
 MrSarkhan:  
 Gekyouryuu: there's dollarydoos in my bank account?!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Oh boy!
 e_bloc: shoot me daddy
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 kingandcommoner: n7
 SnackPak_: uh-oh
 Diabore: a JUICY n
 kingandcommoner: capital!
 neisan2112: <message deleted>Yeeee cant skip lol
 LadyAiluros: Yeeeee
 Rhynerd: I arrived just in time to watch people die
BrindleBoar: 
 Mr_Horrible: 1 off from last week
 Vinewood_OG: I've had a good run. Well not really.
 kingandcommoner: N7
 Nigouki: <message deleted>oh wow
 kimmibeans: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: n7
 SnackPak_: n7
Spades_Slicc: o7
GrathXVI: and by "one of us" he means "all the Ns"
ghyllnox: Blastin left and right
NimrodXIV: <message deleted>oh heck
 Nigouki: <message deleted>finally me!?
 Mr_Horrible: o7
 ButButTheJesus: oh shiiiii
 WiJohn: Good luck Ns
 Kramburger: o7
MWGNZ: o7
 spurius: o7
 Voidhawk42: HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
 korvys: o7
millenomi_Aura: oh no
 shendaras: n7
 WiJohn: o7
NimrodXIV: <message deleted>bye o7
 Sorator13: o7
caoinlean: o7
 MrSarkhan: N7
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1
 e_bloc: o7
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
 protojman: o7
 GasCityGaming: o7
 Joan_of_Oat: o7
 PhorrestGaze: he'd be disappointed if you didn't do it
ghyllnox: n7
  Juliamon: N7
 nifleon: ruh roh
 ButButTheJesus: 
 Diabore: load up the gatling gun
 Voidhawk42: o7
 7gorobei:    
 Vinewood_OG: N7
 ShaneLeeAtk: 
 AlnessVT: At least he's got a game in mind tonight, and not a wheel stream
 PhorrestGaze: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't it all the n's based on Adams new rule?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's a bloodbath D:
SnyperWoIf: lolwut?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
DanielOfCourse: Nice nkowing you
 LostThePirate: o7
 bl1ghtbouquet: oh youre actually shooting everyone there huh
 Strebenherz: F
 Mr_Horrible: it's a popular letter
 e_bloc: wait this kills everyone
 GamerCat88: o7
 protojman: shots shots shots-shots shots
 7gorobei: o7
 Diabore: @SnyperWoIf welcome to the new tradition, if its capital, all of them get shot
 Strebenherz: Oh no they're getting killed.  to death even.
 korvys: o7
 Mr_Horrible: @bl1ghtbouquet wanna say this happened last time with M
 ButButTheJesus:   
 MrSarkhan: RIP
 protojman: NORABLE NOOOOOOOO
 Mr_Horrible: o7
caoinlean: RIP
 Strebenherz:   
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 shendaras: 
 rosesmcgee:  
 TheWriterAleph: o7 our fallen heroes T-T
NimrodXIV: <message deleted>I live
trebuchetboy: @e_bloc Capital kills the letter
 e_bloc: not able to evade that
 kimmibeans: o7
 Kramburger: Not Cain, Nor Able, Nor Allowed to post for 10 minutes
 MrSarkhan: We will remember your sacrifices
 Saintnex: We’ve lost Ben to the dark side o7
 e_bloc: tis a far better thing
 Mr_Horrible: he's being more merciful than Adam, Adam would take this as an excuse to kill the numbers too
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ghyllnox: @Kramburger 
 jadielady: hey y'all
GrathXVI: and then Graham shows up again to ask what happen
 Mr_Horrible: don't do it
 kimmibeans: Well, that escalated quickly
caoinlean: @Mr_Horrible 100%
 nifleon: >.>
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 e_bloc: also shoot six numbers
 Kramburger: You SAID Nimrod too
 Saintnex: run away! lol
 Joan_of_Oat: gottem
 Mr_Horrible: chat has no self-preservation instinct
 MacbethSeemsSus: We shall remember our fallen comrades, for at least 5 minutes
 GamerCat88: scatter
 Mr_Horrible: (I'm chat)
MWGNZ: 
 nifleon: gawrsh 
 darkcyril: Jigpaw returns.
ghyllnox: They WON the WHEEL???
 shendaras: 
loufghyslaufey: Tale of.... "The Wheel"??
 Mr_Horrible: tell them what you saw today
 Kramburger: Tell the other WHAT Ben
 Vinewood_OG: phrasing
 e_bloc: Ben as jigsaw
 Diabore: what other n's? you shot them all
 e_bloc: don't clip thqat
 Mr_Horrible: have you played Home Safety Hotline, Ben?
 SnackPak_: cool art
GrathXVI: Ben not yapping? Who are you and what have you done with Ben?
 groulux: @Kramburger Yeat I heard that as well
 public_key_reveal_party: shoutout to Joe's Thrift Market
loufghyslaufey: "Inscryption"?
 catcard: good evening everyone!!
 Micalovits: Damn, am late, who shot Adam?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: imagine still being able to use CDs
 kimmibeans: Just so you know, I stopped reading the new Dungeon Crawler Carl book for Let's Nope. Super excited for this game, too, as it looked really cool
 Saintnex: note to self: avoid second hand evil disks
 e_bloc: is he washing his eyes with raspberry jelly
 MacbethSeemsSus: Might be haunted, but it's under $3 so worth it
ghyllnox: And got three coins change
caoinlean: @public_key_reveal_party Best place to get craft candles
BrindleBoar: That's five dollars
 Mr_Horrible: @Micalovits he's gotta go do some passport stuff today
 e_bloc: but why do we haev 2 pennies
 e_bloc: we should only have two pennies
 Micalovits: @Mr_Horrible Reasonable
 kimmibeans: Absolutely fair lol
ghyllnox: 5???
 Kramburger: We're RICH
  Juliamon: We robbed the Take a Penny dish
 darkcyril: So many thoughts!
 Zerragonoss: Judging by the CD aty its more one you walk away from blind than go in blind.
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 public_key_reveal_party: Will Roberta what?
 MrSarkhan: That's a flashback
 Joan_of_Oat: damn blast from the past
 rosesmcgee: Penny rich. In other words, poor.
 MrSarkhan: Win 8
 e_bloc: did we pay with 3.04
 GamerCat88: ew
 Strebenherz:   
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 2019!? the *before* times?
 7gorobei: 8 or 10
 Saintnex: I stopped watching Dimension 20 to watch Ben being Ben 
 GasCityGaming: Will Roberta what? hehehe 
 Kramburger: Domo Arigata
 omdorastrix: 8 or 10
loufghyslaufey: "Three's... more than three, actually."
 Joan_of_Oat: almost gave me wiplash lol
 e_bloc: couldnt tell you
ghyllnox: @e_bloc There was an amount of tax
 groulux: So few Icons!
 Athelgar: running vista in 2019 is just wild lol
loufghyslaufey: Sleep? Ight, imma head out too...
 Mr_Horrible: >:(
 Saintnex: so are we blue or grey?
loufghyslaufey: GG, Solitaire
 circusofkirkus: that was 8
  Juliamon: That was 8
 GasCityGaming: that login screen was 10
 shendaras: That was 8
 e_bloc: I hope its just solitaire but with a woman in a bikini
 circusofkirkus: 10 was the last normal one
 7gorobei: 8 was tile interface
 darkcyril: @Saintnex Grey
 public_key_reveal_party: the real horror is the viruses we are 100% we are going to get from using this old of an OS
ghyllnox: @Saintnex Generally the right side of the screen is the user
 circusofkirkus: before 11 got infested with Copilot
 omdorastrix: Actually this is *probably* a FAKE Win 8 Desktop actually running Linux
 GasCityGaming: "That" as in the one in the game
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: how is there a copyright for 2026 in the year 2019
 omdorastrix: No start menu, just a power button
 public_key_reveal_party: content warning in the options is kinda nice
GrathXVI: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether Wibbly wobbly.
 SnackPak_: \m/
BrindleBoar:   
 Mr_Horrible: I mean it's an old-ass game, so
DarthRagnar815: Compatibility mode?
 SnackPak_: FMV baby
MWGNZ: 
 MrSarkhan: heck yeah
 Saintnex: oh boy
 e_bloc: I mean its a dos game
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 kimmibeans: @Athelgar I had a computer at work that was still using Windows XP so...
 Strebenherz: oh god this is just lords of magic cutscene ass vibes
BrindleBoar: you better not be plunging depths in there
Datnade012: @kimmibeans I'm so sorry, cruel and unusual punishment
 SnackPak_: this rules
  Juliamon: oh this is phenomenal
 TheWriterAleph: just once i'd like, "forbidden dungeon? better not go there eh"
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we have Gambit at home
 Saintnex: not terribly tbh, the world kinda sucks lol
 e_bloc: I mean I don't actually
 Joan_of_Oat: its old gambit!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Already 10/10
 Athelgar: @kimmibeans i worked at an old place where the local server was still on xp as well, it was a nightmare lol
 public_key_reveal_party: This is kinda awesome
ghyllnox: W&P does do intentionally bad games
 darkcyril: @e_bloc Living forever? In this economy?
AliceInStreamerland: You cant play this. Its forbidden.....
 Rourke9: yeah this game was fun
MWGNZ: such dithering
 korvys: Love a cursor that's a hand
 Mr_Horrible: dev's previous game also very good lo-fi aesthetic
 e_bloc: 10/10
 TheWriterAleph: it's your time!
ghyllnox: The pan flutes!
 catcard: @Mr_Horrible what is it? also hi mr horrible
 Saintnex: classic
 GamerCat88: goty
 MrSarkhan: Yeah for sure
 e_bloc: this slaps so far
 Micalovits: The internet might be worse than any horror game
MWGNZ: this dev really understood the medium
 TheWriterAleph: board that thing up. "don't dead open inside"
BrindleBoar: the internet puts Miyazaki's poison swamps to shame
loufghyslaufey: You mean... you can't trick Graham & Alex into playing this? Via "Watch+Play"?
 Mr_Horrible: @catcard  it's called Home Safety Hotline. You play as a new call-taker giving people advice about fae creatures they may or may not be infested by, with some metanarrative in the background
 Saintnex: but Ben it could be like digimon!
 catcard: @Mr_Horrible oh shit, that game!! I can't play/watch that one because I have home invasion nightmares if I do sdlkjsdh
 Mr_Horrible: tripeaks my beloved
  Juliamon: monopeak
loufghyslaufey: Oh, gates & doorways like to are referred to as "The Dark Lord"....
 LostThePirate: Pyramid, nice
 Diabore: lets goooo
 jchinnock: counting!!
 exeJayce: got home and didn't miss much, nice. hi all!!
 korvys: Not yet
 e_bloc: theres a piece of me that hopes the rest of this is all just regular solitaire
 GasCityGaming: nope, suits don't matter
 Mr_Horrible: it's just contiguous numbers, for now
 Micalovits: Solitare usualyl doesn't care about suits, but who knows
 quigonginnjuice: Did you ever play cyber sleuth and hackers memory? They're dirt cheap these days and very fun
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 circusofkirkus: Orb
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 the_tarabyte: Eyy 50 months with the spoop boys 
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 exeJayce: Hacker's Memory my beloved
 Mr_Horrible: 90s as fuck
 Strebenherz: the asthetic is great
 GamerCat88: 
 neisan2112:   
 AlnessVT: Gotta love an UI that fondles the orbs
 Gekyouryuu: Ben, if it makes you feel any better, I'll be paying like $260-ish to play digimon on Sunday. (prerelease for new set plus new starter decks
 Mr_Horrible: 6... 7?
 Nigouki: So I'm about 96% certain today was only the second time N has come up on the wheel of death since the tradition started
 Mr_Horrible: 
averythetiger: You must 6-7
 neisan2112: I'm free now 
 NotCainNorAbel: @LoadingReadyRun You are right, I have never had a mod action before.  I can say I am not a fan.
 Mr_Horrible: oh they're coming back from the grave
 Kramburger: Welcome back all my n words
 neisan2112: Been wondering when I'd get shot
 Micalovits: I am sure you can get another one if you ask nicely
 Joan_of_Oat: yeah lightning never strikes twice
 Mr_Horrible: 10 minutes in the oubliette
GrathXVI: and then we roll N again next week
 MacbethSeemsSus: Narrator: They were not safe
 Voidhawk42: The BLAGGOLE
 groulux: That's not how gambling works Ben
averythetiger: Lightning strikes as many times as you have spell slots
 Mr_Horrible: "uuuuuuuuuuuu-"
averythetiger: BUH
NimrodXIV: frankly I'm impressed that was my first shot
 letfireraindown: Been a week and hell, I guess I missed the fun HA!
PaperDoopliss: Choices matter babyyyyyy
 Mr_Horrible: "and then drop it on your foot"
MWGNZ: easy work
 Joan_of_Oat: loot goblinnn
 CaptainSpam: Hey, free spear.
 e_bloc: man spear is just a sharp jar
PaperDoopliss: This is some classic CYOA stuff
 circusofkirkus: battle solitaire???
 Mr_Horrible: your empathy will not avail you here in The Dungeon
 e_bloc: how come you have blue balls but he doesn't
 e_bloc: can't we just rip it for them
averythetiger: King can also go to ace
NimrodXIV: he said the thing
 Mr_Horrible: to refill the table, yeah
averythetiger: We solitaired the SHIT outta that guy
 gsyhiap: 
 Kramburger: Gersberms?
 e_bloc: teabag his ass
prince_infidel: So this is already a solid card game
BrindleBoar: the only good cereal game was Chex Quest (there are no good cereal games)
 kimmibeans: Oh man, remember when cereal boxes had good prizes?
 GasCityGaming: Attack of the Mutant
 MacbethSeemsSus: Good to see Wilson still getting work after Home Improvement
 Diabore: @kimmibeans i played the game of life from the cereal box so much
 Kramburger: "I can show you the world..."
MWGNZ: @BrindleBoar hey, we got age of empires 1 with cereal down here
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Eyes don't have mouths.
  Juliamon: yesss
 Uzumaki15: Speaking of traumatizing video games as a child, Jumpstart 4th grade freaked me out as a child
 kimmibeans: Damn, we're hairy
 Mr_Horrible: 
 MrSarkhan: sick
 rasterscan: Hehe, I knew that was coming
BrindleBoar: socketed
MWGNZ: 
 exeJayce: I miss Jumpstart so much, the 2nd grade one was a favorite of mine
 Diabore: we forgot the infinity gauntlet
 Micalovits: Oh dear
 AlnessVT: Oh good, we upgraded our hand
 Strebenherz: whelp
 kimmibeans: @Uzumaki15 I loved Jumpstart 4th grade so much. It was probably one of my favorite games
 Voidhawk42: Yup, it's Inscryption all right
 Micalovits: Thats a... Brutal Item system
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 GasCityGaming: https://www.myabandonware.com/game/goosebumps-attack-of-the-mutant-ard
 darkcyril: Who needs a gauntlet?
 GasCityGaming: game link^
 AugmentingPath: must be a first-person horror game, we're doing messed up things to our hand
 7gorobei: time stone get
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you get a weapon I have concerns
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You are eaten by a grue.
 Diabore: @GasCityGaming jesus christ those screenshots
 GasCityGaming: lol right?
 Mr_Horrible: I'm always saying "Game Developers: Burn In Hell"
 MacbethSeemsSus: I love when attachments auto-open from chat....
 RatherLargeToad: plays a card…ominously
 rosesmcgee: That was just the tutorial
 circusofkirkus: lol
 catcard: LOL
 raulghoulia: I love and more
 MrSarkhan: 
 protojman: fabulous
 Getter404: Just when you least expect it, it's a Xalavier Nelson Jr game!
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "it's fucking solitaire... but cool now"
 PhorrestGaze: she has a point
 Strebenherz: no fiction found, this sh*t is just 1990s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So similar criticism to GTA
 maclaglen: It's fucking solitaire is my new favorite phrase
 Strebenherz: "it's fucking solitaire!"
 Mr_Horrible: that dude looks familiar
 groulux: The guy gives me lord Brittish vibes
 AugmentingPath: oh boy we found a key
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Looks similar to (if not the same as) an actor from Amanda the Adventurer
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah that's what I was thinking
 GasCityGaming: It's Let's Nope, there legally MUST be keys of some sort
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible The one that plays the dad/original creator of the tv show
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
averythetiger: What's the storm count?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SECRET TUNNEL etc etc
 circusofkirkus: x3?
 rasterscan: Wait, how was that a secret if we had to clear it all anyway?
 Getter404: There's also that free Mana card
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is that x3?
MWGNZ: @rasterscan thats the secret 
 Mr_Horrible: the special cards don't interrupt your sequence, yeah
 Diabore: we have an undo right? we can test
 Mr_Horrible: at least from what I can remember
 Mr_Horrible: 
 catcard: I am super speepy..... game too 90s aesthetic making me feel cozy. good night lrrchats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @catcard Sleep well!
 exeJayce: I'm kind of wondering if you weren't supposed to go 8 > 7 > 8 back there... hmm
 korvys: Wildcards stay between levels, btw
 AugmentingPath: 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
 Getter404: Or save it?
 korvys: Mana also stays between levels
 exeJayce: destroys cards???? okay then, that's a neat concept
NimrodXIV: from my experience playing, the game kinda wants you to win. for reasons.
 Getter404: Not unless your stock deck runs out, no
 MacbethSeemsSus: Interesting the mana wasn't going down at max
 Mr_Horrible: secretdoorsecretdoor
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Till the next enemy yeah
 Getter404: ZAMBIES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Zomblebee
 Mr_Horrible: "You got any games on your phone?"
BrindleBoar: night of the solitombies
 Micalovits: Should have left the spear in it
 Getter404: Health is good for bosses, but Jokers are good for EVERYTHING
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does it have more health now?
 korvys: There's some strategy to using your mana or wildcards in a way that reveal more cards, vs saving until you need them.
 e_bloc: Adam never would have taken that spear out
ReadySetJoe: 6 7 8 9 10 J is a sick sequence to leave
 Getter404: You also have that free shuffle, but it ends your turn
 e_bloc: what does their orange tooth ball do
 MacbethSeemsSus: Joker? Jack?
 shendaras: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Zelda rule of three
NimrodXIV: that would /never/ happen
 Toxxick: Did that pan flute sting remind anyone of those old 90s substitute teacher videos?
  Juliamon: incoming skelly lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Prediction: next time it's a boss
 groulux: Going to come back as some lava monster
 e_bloc: dude just stay down
 Voidhawk42: Well, it did say there was immortality here. If that dude comes back, I bet you slowly become a zombo as well
UtilityPunk: How'd they put Ben's hand in the game? Spoopy
 Getter404: Mmmmm, Gogurt
 circusofkirkus: visceral card combat
 matthaus_c: I want that to be a real prop
 maclaglen: As a child in the 90s, that's is definitely a video game ad
 ContingentCat: "those tube yogurts" as if anyone could forget gogurts
 AugmentingPath: If it were a 90s ad it would go this hard but be for a game that had nothing to do with violenec
 BusTed: heart on a heart
 Mr_Horrible: that *does* feel like something out of playstation magazine
ReadySetJoe: 90s magazine game ads.... yeah they nailed it
 e_bloc: in my day this would be an AIM message the minimizes and possibly crashes my game of starcraft
 ghizmou: tube
 groulux: Tubez
 omdorastrix: Tubes
 Micalovits: I am annoyed that we don't response to our sis 
 BusTed: wow
noSmokeFire: geauxgourt
 GasCityGaming: Tubez
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a very 90's poster. Also this is an interesting puzzle
UtilityPunk: They still sell Tubez
 Mr_Horrible: the Yope ad
 maclaglen: Tubez is so much better than go-gurt
 ContingentCat: Oh yeah yop too
 Mr_Horrible: I'm not even Canadian and that ad lives rent-free in my brain
UtilityPunk: I do miss the weird green and purple ketchup though
 Mr_Horrible: and yet
 Getter404: Roku Nana
BrindleBoar: who's going to stop you
witchyTQ: tubez was the one that made their throat go deep voiced, i think...
 e_bloc: if only one of us had control over it
ReadySetJoe: no deep voice is the kool aid man
 Isaac3567: Yop was a yogurt drink in a bottle, Tubez was the squeeze tube yogurt
 iris_of_ether: So pleased you're playing this. I beat it on the weekend
 omdorastrix: YOP came in a bottle
 matthaus_c: the 90s ad that lives rent free in my head is that one FF7 poster that says to give cartridge game devs a cigarette and a blindfold
Xed_Regulus: Yeah, I remember the Tubez ads with the reverb
 maclaglen: @Mr_Horrible I mentioned this to another person and they had no recollection of it.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Meanwhile yogurt remains a mystery
 matthaus_c: yogurt is an accessory to granola
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shuffle maybe?
BrindleBoar: it's fine, there are worse foods
 Mr_Horrible: I've definitely become more of a Yogurt person in recent years
 e_bloc: its fine
  Juliamon: Yogurt is an ingredient more than a decent standalone food
 omdorastrix: Yohgurt and Kimchi are the only culture I have.. 
 maclaglen: When the Yogurt gains sentience, it wants Ohio.
 Kramburger: It's a good way of getting dairy and protien into a fussy child
 Mr_Horrible: ooh it's definitely not a get outta jail free card
 brainbosh: The sweet yogurts are about the same as ice cream lol
 7gorobei: granola is a lot of carbs
 kimmibeans: It can be. It depends on the yogurt
 Getter404: The stock deck is your timer, yeah
 ElektroTal: i hate sweet yogurt, but i will eat sour yogurt all damn day. but that's also a cultural indian thing
UtilityPunk: Healthy eating is a fresh zombie you found in a dungeon
 Mr_Horrible: but it's probably a little better for you than ice cream
 shendaras: @maclaglen I remember that
 GasCityGaming: Low sugar ones are still good and very good protein
emboar2235: i remember i signed up for a regular yogurt study thinking it would have the same taste and texture of froyo and boy was i wrong
 GhostValv: parfaits tend to have a lot of granola, which is super calorie dense. the yogurt can also be sweetened.
 matthaus_c: @Kramburger ... fuck so that's why we always had it at home
averythetiger: No, your mana is going UP when you flip cards
 Gekyouryuu: quick preface: no spoilers here. was looking stuff up about this game, because I'm a curious creature who, on a case by case basis, is ambivalent to spoilers. apparently the player character's name, William Roberta, is a reference to Roberta Williams, creator of King's Quest.
Bruceski: "healthy food" is relative. We push fruit juice on everyone and it's got as much sugar as soda. Other reasons to prefer it, but sugar isn't one of them.
 Getter404: That joker doesn't cost mana.
 ElektroTal: i mean, i also make my own yogurt
 Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu oh that's neat
 Getter404: You can run out of cards in the deck at the bottom
 kimmibeans: Everyone commenting on how calorie dense granola is definitely feels like a "Bread makes you fat?" moment for me
 Gekyouryuu: @Mr_Horrible there were other neat name references, but I'll wait until they come up
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Abelzumi: Just got in. This is.....horror?
mommahelly: Just got here, no RE this week?
 GasCityGaming: Equal parts greek yogurt and self raising flour and you can make decent biscuits 
  Juliamon: mommahelly Adam's doing important passport stuff
 Decaped:  Solitaire
SoylentDoener: the forbidden solitaire even
 Mr_Horrible: it's a good tenet to have
mommahelly: @Juliamon yikes sounds so fun for him. I shall return next week for the spooky stuff
  Juliamon: Abelzumi Inscryption-style
RavingPenguin: A sad switch
hamraffle: Yogurt specifically can be great for gut health.  That is of paramount importance to me lol
 Gekyouryuu: "stuff costs more than is use to!" *the switch is depressed*
BrindleBoar: free skulls!
 matthaus_c: ITYCYOA
 omdorastrix: The amount of calories in food doesn't nessicarily indicate it's heathyness.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey that's my skull room!
ReadySetJoe: Rocky Pale Debris is my new drag name
 e_bloc: nah if Adam was here, one of the doors would have killed him by now
 kingandcommoner: we told you not to look in the closet
RavingPenguin: I think you forgot your infinity gauntlet....
 Getter404: You can't always get a combo, but if a mana card shows up it's always there.
  Juliamon: What site is this gonna be a parody of
loufghyslaufey: Why "Infinity Stones", game?
 e_bloc: at least the rest of my life
 Diabore: k, stop texting us sibling
  Juliamon: get your guesses in now
 Decaped: Bugs.....or spiders?
 Mr_Horrible: william is just so hooked, Ben :V
 e_bloc: 1000%
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'd be worried something's happening
ghyllnox: Hmm...
 groulux: Romero!!
 matthaus_c: the homages are cute
 Getter404: @Juliamon I wait for the day that a meta game does a pitch perfect copy of Justin McElroy crashing out over NIER's fishing minigame
 brainbosh: George or John?
loufghyslaufey: Many parodies of this default into "Gems with immense energy or powers"?
 darkcyril: I do the thing where I form the response in my head that I'm going to send later. Then my brain convinces myself that I actually did send the response. So I prefer it when people send multiple follow up messages.
 kingandcommoner: @brainbosh Ringo
 e_bloc: sounds like they are bad at the game
 Zerragonoss: Hey it has the same bug as Spud 2
 fcloud: Ringo Romero
loufghyslaufey: Is this game gonna yEEt you the moment it ends?
Boon_33: a modern day daikatana of a card game
 AugmentingPath: jack
Spades_Slicc: Jack?
Spades_Slicc: yeah you text your sister
 kumatsu: god the temptation to DM you
  Juliamon: ughh the worst
BrindleBoar: disowned
 e_bloc: I hope it's just Adam watching the stream and roasting you
 Micalovits: Eeewww
NimrodXIV: ugh
 matthaus_c: ohhh boy
 MrSarkhan: oof
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
RavingPenguin: "Lemme be clear" - Ben fades into the background
 Strebenherz: well then
 Dog_of_Myth: oof
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Good morning chat. What're we gambling on today?
 exeJayce: my sister's the same way, I feel that
 e_bloc: 
 Gekyouryuu: more like Shut Out ChatGPT
 Mr_Horrible: "Regarding my previous tweet, you do not in fact have to hand it to em"
 AugmentingPath: king
 Darleysam: You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to chatGPT
loufghyslaufey: Omgwhy   
 Zerragonoss: Just embrace the 90s sprit and never use your consumables.
 Mr_Horrible: the might millhouse
 Getter404: Never punished
BrindleBoar: Bony Debris is a good band name
 MacbethSeemsSus: Piccolo?
 Getter404: The MIDI Pan Flute
 groulux: pan pipes
thesurfaceofthemoon: probably a synth
 Getter404: Oh THAT. No idea
 matthaus_c: sounds a bit like a xylophone to me
 Kipstar: that's a creepy ghost
 gsyhiap:  
 Strebenherz: brighter
 GasCityGaming: pull the hood up too?
ReadySetJoe: spoopy times
NimrodXIV: mood lighting
 Strebenherz: ah that's good
 youcantlistentobuttons: That was giving anonymous testimony vibes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Full Serge hoodie
UtilityPunk:  I feel like I'm joining a fraternity again
 Voidhawk42: Yes My Grapekeeper!
 kumatsu: in before Beej jumpscares you through the door again
 shendaras: only one you know of in the office
 e_bloc: LRR really should have a streaming closet
 Decaped: Are you the only one in the office? Are you really?
 Strebenherz: in before beej...  dangit @kumatsu xD
 RatherLargeToad: But if you’re alone, then who is that behind you? 
 MrSarkhan: LMAO
 Mr_Horrible: bruh
ghyllnox: 
 protojman: would be so funny if Adam heeheehoohoo'd in right now
 Mr_Horrible: take a hint
NimrodXIV: 
  Juliamon: this motherfucker
 Voidhawk42: YUP
 matthaus_c: this is just like 2017 let's nope all over again
 Getter404: I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL
 Joan_of_Oat: hey buddy!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey buddy!
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
ReadySetJoe: cLIP IT
 Voidhawk42: BEHOLD: Immortality
 WiJohn: Ain't familiar with quittin'
Testosteros: "you're boned"
 darkcyril: I would like to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride!
witchyTQ: you're lucky funko doesn't have a key to the office anymore
 e_bloc: and stay down
 Joan_of_Oat: lol jinx @MacbethSeemsSus
witchyTQ: i *would* be fuckin with you
emboar2235: they're here to talk about your car's extended warranty
 e_bloc: I hope this is like your only friend
 Micalovits: It found immortality, duh
RavingPenguin: It really wants its spear back
 exeJayce: @darkcyril never. you're stuck there for life.
KWardJenx: I like his moxie. Adopt him! The kid's got spirit
Spades_Slicc: less squishy bits to hit
 Ritaspirithntr: oh! hey serge! (scared serge puts on hood)  
ballesta25: The skin was only holding it back
 e_bloc: this is literally the smallest they have ever been
 darkcyril: @exeJayce The true horror of the ride was that it was just a metaphor for late stage capitalism.
 exeJayce: oh god you're right
 MacbethSeemsSus: As a wise man once said; every day I'm shufflin
 e_bloc: you are in fact running through these bones like drano
 matthaus_c: shoutout games with real human hand assets, gotta be one of my favourite genders
 Getter404: Hope for a Jack to get that next Wild?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @e_bloc lol, nice
 ArtDecoSunburn: So that "Friday Nights" "Twilight Zone" episode did come true, and LRR is now playing solitaire live on stream.
 Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn oh no
 Strebenherz: solitaire, just as richard garfield intended
 Mr_Horrible: oops whoops
 e_bloc: as long as no one gets decapitated by a helicopter
 korvys: Refresh?
 circusofkirkus: you only get 1?
 korvys: It ends your turn
 Getter404: It ends your turn but that's it
Articerile: Looking forward to the Garfield Secret Lair so more people can be forced to experience Magic as Garfield intended
 Micalovits: I think you only get one
ballesta25: I think you only get one per fight
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Well, Ben is digitally picking up his tokens.
NimrodXIV: refresh is limited. later battles you might want to save it
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Articerile Lasagna-control, Monday tokens.
 Getter404: You have lethal on the board
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 9-10-J-Q killed
 Getter404: 9 10 j q would have did it
 MacbethSeemsSus: "lethal on board" in solitaire sounds weird
 e_bloc: chat lethal
ReadySetJoe: needed to uncover the jack
 SajuukSjet: the other 9 ben 
 kingandcommoner: c-c-c-c-combo
 e_bloc: can you uncover your jack on stream
 WiJohn: Next, it's a slime!
 Getter404: @e_bloc Only if it's educational or informative IIRC
 Mr_Horrible: and stay down
 matthaus_c: better than unjacking your covers
 dm818: so next time it comes back as a bone swarm?
  Juliamon: Take a piece with you, dang it
 exeJayce: will the skeleton come back again? lmao
 Ritaspirithntr: i cast magic missle!!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Put them in a jar!
 kumatsu: in b4 gelatinous ooze
 groulux: Still callung lava monstre
 dragonwarrior000: bring the skull with you
 e_bloc: @Getter404 noted
 Mr_Horrible: slime encounter in the next 5 minutes
 Micalovits: Can't wait for the puddle to haunt us
emboar2235: take a femur just in case
 Dog_of_Myth: sure
NimrodXIV: hello highlight reel
 Voidhawk42: Hmm. I wonder where all the bones in that secret passage came from...
 MrSarkhan: he'll be back as a blood slime.
 exeJayce: you say that now buuuuut
prince_infidel: RE rules Ben
 fjordsword: hemomancy
 Mr_Horrible: oh for fuck's sake
 matthaus_c: just like that lady in the castle in Bloodborne
 MrSarkhan: This game only has one enemy
PaperDoopliss: This game only actually has one enemy
 7gorobei: need to reduce to powder
 GamerCat88: not again
ReadySetJoe: oh no, the consequences of our actions
hamraffle: Alright Ustanak from RE6, see you in 5 minutes
 NotCainNorAbel: must be a Die Hard villain
 The_Color_Twelve: just wont take the hint will this guy
 Zerragonoss: Super amature wizard here does not believe in fire.
 jchinnock: …they want your blood
UtilityPunk: "I've been trying to reach you about your life insurance"
 MacbethSeemsSus: It borrowed the skulls lol
 e_bloc: probably the sweet release of death
 Voidhawk42: What part of "Immortality" did you not understand
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
KWardJenx: Run, Ben! You're fighting Steve Rogers. He can do this all day!
 e_bloc: never skip bone day
prince_infidel: Almost have the Solitaire Gauntlet
 AugmentingPath: king?
  Juliamon: King
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Is that the day you drink bone hurting juice?
 matthaus_c: need to have my hand encrusted like that
 DaFhaye: Hi hi!
 e_bloc: being useful is a curse
 ArtDecoSunburn: At least we're playing with standard 52-card French suited decks, right? None of those funky Swiss or Spanish cards with wonky card totals or extra face cards?
 matthaus_c: I like how this big guy charged at you and went to sleep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More defense?
 Voidhawk42: savinf defend sounds good
chaos5896: Balatro looks different these days
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You need to see the cards too
NimrodXIV: yup, defense doesn't carry between turns
 Getter404: Pop! That! 3!
 SajuukSjet: i mean, you've got one full refresh of cards left to do enough damage in to kill the creature... that seems to be the limiter here
 SajuukSjet: gotta combo harder
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's a cronchy sound effect
 ArtDecoSunburn: Hmm. So this is mechanic-wise a sort of "Deal the Spire" ?
 Diabore: either q-j-q
 Voidhawk42: Q J Q is also good
 Getter404: Wild QJQ would work to break it open?
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NimrodXIV: yesss
 MacbethSeemsSus: K-A-2-A
Articerile: K A 2 A 2
 Getter404: You missed the 2A2 nooooooo
 matthaus_c: he'll be fiiine
ballesta25: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PerfectDarkAlpacaPupper-v30_KR0dwhLOGI-E
ReadySetJoe: 32a2
 Getter404: GOTTEM
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 exeJayce: nice
 rasterscan: Wow.  That might have been as close as humanly possible.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cloud form next
 JKBalch:   
 rasterscan: Or nearly.
 Micalovits: Famous last words
 maclaglen: Shade
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 maclaglen: Ghost
 matthaus_c: visceral attack!
 groulux: Lava monster!  Lava monster!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How many times have you said that now?
UtilityPunk: GRIP AND TEAR
ReadySetJoe: oh it's the ad!
 Larkonus: Grip and tear, until it is done.
 WiJohn: Om nom nom!
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 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LachrymoseHandsomeMagpieRiPepperonis-6aVZ306KHeYyofS9
 JKBalch: Ben got his nails did
letsbelgo: holy shit
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do you like my jewelry? Why are you screaming?
loufghyslaufey: That "Come on, Man!" Was channeling Ben's "inner-Adam", or so I heard...?
 Diabore: OH
UtilityPunk: This may disturb the faint of heart
 Micalovits: Damn
 Diabore: i was wondering how that was a controversy
Bruceski: That's a suicide?
 RatherLargeToad: that’s not where knives go!
letsbelgo: she needs some milk
Boon_33: minecraft via antique
 The_Color_Twelve: ouch
 e_bloc: musta fell on them
 matthaus_c: I spy with my little eye
  Juliamon: sure, she fell on the knives
 Larkonus: That's right! Knives go in the square hole.
ReadySetJoe: "This game looks so bad, I'm gonna stab my eyes out!" - last words
 Joan_of_Oat: hey! don't put your eye on that knife!
NimrodXIV: eyes belong in the wall, selling you stuff
 kumatsu: practice property knife etiquette
UtilityPunk: She forgot to wear safety goggles while juggling knives
 e_bloc: as sure as knives are eyes
 Diabore: damn thats a bad starter
 ArtDecoSunburn: @letsbelgo That would be a pretty gruesome "Got Milk?" commercial.
 AugmentingPath: take mana just for fun?
 maclaglen: The eyes are knives to the soul?
 Voidhawk42: free mana
  RayFK: Frana for short
 SquareDotCube: 2K2
 dm818: @SquareDotCube not how that works
 e_bloc: thats maurice
 Diabore: game???
 ArtDecoSunburn: I wonder if this game began with an indie developer saying one day, "What solitaire on Windows is missing is more bone frames around cards. And heart plunging."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe hit the max mana thing? Doesn't that destroy 3 random cards?
RavingPenguin: 6  7
 ArtDecoSunburn: @maclaglen With at least one of my exes, for sure.
 Voidhawk42: Hold the wilds for fights I think
 MacbethSeemsSus: So this is how heart surgery works
 dm818: these secrets don't seem very secret
secretspud: Space Pinball or nothing
Articerile: remove the rib cage and by ribs I mean 7
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That was the fifth 4, I believe which would mean it's not a real deck of cards.
 matthaus_c: shoutout Space Cadet
UtilityPunk: Solitaire was just missing boss battles, it turns out
 e_bloc: was it anyones
 exeJayce: I miss that pinball game
 SquareDotCube: Chip's Challenge and Jezzball
BrindleBoar: 
 Kramburger: Back in the heady days of Windows 3.1, it was solitaire or minesweeper
 circusofkirkus: @e_bloc the winning animation was what it was all about
 exeJayce: also I used to play solitaire when I was bored? it was calming
NimrodXIV: Heart Dungeon complete!
 e_bloc: @circusofkirkus actually now that you mention it, I do know what you are talking about
 Micalovits: Are we going to let another monster free from a spear or something?
Spades_Slicc: https://dos.zone/microsoft-3d-pinball-space-cadet/
 matthaus_c: I've played a lot of solitaire on the floor of my room
 e_bloc: wonder who it could be
letsbelgo: ok then
BrindleBoar: just a li'l guy
NimrodXIV: suuuuper friendly
RavingPenguin: Oh hey is that the glitch thing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUHHHHHH
 ArtDecoSunburn: I remember I had a dream a few months ago where I was a professional poker player, except the game constantly grew more difficult as the card pool kept expanding as if it were Magic. The Poker Commission in my dream would periodically issue new cards and suits. I thought I had a royal flush in a crucial game, but lost to a throple of 15s and a paire of archbishops of staves.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Was that the Balatro joker
 maclaglen: that's just greg. he's friendly
 e_bloc: the joker's wild baby
 Joan_of_Oat: oh no! he's been joK3rI2ed!
 Getter404: Hit em with the lightning
 matthaus_c: @ArtDecoSunburn sounds like you need to make a game
 exeJayce: at least this one doesn't have the shield as well
 Getter404: Never. Punished.
NimrodXIV: nice
 Voidhawk42: very worth
 circusofkirkus: A-K-Q?
 PipeSmokingOwl: joke ace kinh queen
 e_bloc: that's just good clean living
 7gorobei: A K Q
 Getter404: Wild A K Q for extra beef
 rasterscan: Yeah, rerolling early almost ran you out last time.
 Micalovits: I like new car
 PipeSmokingOwl: noice
Boon_33: game glitchy, 4/10 stars
 LostThePirate: Don't you love it when you're sitting still, set down a tool, use a different tool for a few minutes, and then the original tool has just poofed out of existence? Lol...
 ArtDecoSunburn: @matthaus_c I was just trying to make a living as an honest gambler, and someone would pull out a Bicycle deck of new colored cards. "A green Chamberlin of Sprockets? What?"
 e_bloc: sure don't want to hurt no one
 Getter404: Surprise! Glitch Jokers are Group Hugs
 Micalovits: Wait, that also gave him defence
 GasCityGaming: They also got the defense from that!
secretspud: the enemy gained that shield
Boon_33: show me potato salad
letsbelgo: yeah
letsbelgo: you got one more though
 kumatsu: believe, there's a 5 under that 6
 iris_of_ether: *These* jokers are group hugs
 Diabore: welp, time to shoot kumatsu
 kumatsu: @Diabore Ben already did last LN, he wouldn't possibly do it twice in a row
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If that one has a spear in it, don't take it out.
 SquareDotCube: plaid pants man
RavingPenguin: steal his pants
 e_bloc: surprise dating sim
 rasterscan: Wait, it's literally not a caboose on the loose, he's in jail!
 Mr_Horrible: the last time we ran into someone in here they stuck around for 4 battles
NimrodXIV: I hope not
 e_bloc: they are very much not on the loose
 Diabore: ben!
 cutaos: yea thats him
Loa_Ayizan: Adam should call in right now
 e_bloc: yeah looks about 6
 e_bloc: plus
 Voidhawk42: Loot that body!
 SquareDotCube: found: pants
 MacbethSeemsSus: Look at those pinchable cheeks
 iris_of_ether: 
 Kramburger: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PrettyAttractiveDragonDeIlluminati-Nmqs9LBZe-kGAdKy
RavingPenguin: spaceman!? Like the chrono guy?
 e_bloc: is solitaire how we desecrate a corpse
 BusTed: Fact or Fiction time
 Getter404: 7/10 Frakes impression
 rasterscan: Oh my god, Frakes
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 Mr_Horrible: bibeo bames
letsbelgo: hell yeah fmv
 Gekyouryuu: ah, Beyond Belief, I see
secretspud: this rules
 PipeSmokingOwl: i hope he Riker's a chair
Spades_Slicc: John Frakes??
 e_bloc: whats the tallest man you've ever seen
RavingPenguin: They sure do Hillary Clinton
 e_bloc: fuck yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pffffft, that's a decent Frakes
 saucemaster5000: is it based? not this time
 e_bloc: thats the same question
 rasterscan: Oh my god
 rasterscan: It's so good.
 MacbethSeemsSus: "just do your best Rod Sterling impression"
 ArtDecoSunburn: @RavingPenguin Hey now, Tipper Gore was just trying to be relevant.
 Jamming_with_Jandalf: how awesome would it have been, if they'dve gotten Jonathan Frakes
 PipeSmokingOwl: i kinda hope its a solid 30mins with commercials
NimrodXIV: such a good Beyond Belief knockoff
 Voidhawk42: "We made it up!"
Loa_Ayizan: Ah the 90s
 e_bloc: this is so beyond belief coded
 Mr_Horrible: lol, Garriot
 exeJayce: what in the forensic files
secretspud: Somehow this too is Alan Wake's fault
 e_bloc: I love it 10/10
 Mr_Horrible: because it looks metal as fuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They merged Beyond Belief with the new Twilight Zone is the best way possible
 e_bloc: he became a politician
ghyllnox: Yeah, why would a child want to play a video game?
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourShakingOrcaOSfrog-pQ87dpQALkVYNEEj
ReadySetJoe: these cards... are KILLERS
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Little Lord British Richard Garriott.
 kumatsu: someone get this boy a copy of Desert Bus
trebuchetboy: Feels very Jonathan Frakes
 mrjujubeans: is this the third Amanda?
 Gekyouryuu: so, much like Will Roberta is based on Roberta Williams, creator of King's Quest, Rachel Garriot is based on Richard Garriot, creator of Ultima
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Dateline FMV
 Mr_Horrible: it's always the eyes with this game
 matthaus_c: when can we get eyes on our hands
 BusTed: 
Loa_Ayizan: The bisexual lighting was doing the work
 shendaras: knives in eyes, got it
 Larkonus: They go in the square hole!
 jchinnock: they taped over my snuff film!! rude!
UtilityPunk: Always wear your safety squints
ReadySetJoe: hey ben, just make sure there's no knives in the room, just in case
 rosesmcgee: Not even a little as a treat
 rasterscan: Eyves not knives
 Kramburger: You changed, Ben
Clicklesly: Time to take notes
BrindleBoar: eyes yes, kneyeves no
 Strebenherz: don't put it in your eyes, don't put it in your eyes, don't put it in your mouth, don't put it in your eyes!
Spades_Slicc: kid wanted to be an astronaut, like the drawring on the wall
 gualdhar: how else am I supposed to scratch my ocular nerve?
 Micalovits: Got it, knifes and eyes
 Mister_BlueSky: Knives go in the eyes. Got it. o7
 PhorrestGaze: just a sometimes stab
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if not for eye socket, why eye socket shaped?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Go for the eyes, Boo.
noisyblizzard: knives in the eyes, got it
 Uzumaki15: Maybe they stabbed their eyes in? So they'd have eyes inside?
secretspud: Ol' Knife eyes
 JKBalch: Knives don't go in eye sockets, they go in wall sockets
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mister_BlueSky Only paring knives and smaller.
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: But how will my glasses not fall off if I don't have knives in them?
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is very Graham coded, but the fonts take me back
 e_bloc: strange event horizon prequel here
 jchinnock: Circle Strafe Solitaire
 Rhynerd: it should be noted that only needles go into eyes, but only if you're a bad motherfucker like Isaac Clarke or Oedipus
 Gekyouryuu: Knives don't go in eye sockets because eye sockets are round holes, and knives go in the square hole
 ArtDecoSunburn: @JKBalch I see you also had the Louie the Lightning Bug electricity safety commercials as a child.
 Getter404: You can't just ASK why so many 2s, gosh
 e_bloc: that kid's mom was being a square hole
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Rhynerd I appreciate the layering there.
 kumatsu: QUEEN QUEEN
 Mr_Horrible: yeah?
 shendaras: halp
 gualdhar: try again
 Getter404: Um
 gualdhar: this time with feeling
 Kramburger: Kween and Quing
Boon_33: yes
NimrodXIV: try that again?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Words are hard
 rasterscan: And this how Ben died
Astramentha: nailed it
 Voidhawk42: quing quing quing
  Juliamon: Rewind, try again
 Mr_Horrible: you wanna take that again, champ? 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben.exe has stopped working
kharnor: Quin Keen
 kingandcommoner: queenger
 SquareDotCube: checkpont
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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UtilityPunk: Someone call an ambulance for Ben 
 e_bloc: easy for you to say
noSmokeFire: quee quee quee
 jchinnock: go off Queen!
 LostThePirate: Ben has lost the ability to words
ReadySetJoe: so this is the part where you stab your eyes, right?
 omdorastrix: Kween-Kin-Kweem
 Strebenherz: go off queen
Loa_Ayizan: It's like you're playing with Adam in the background, it's so nice
 exeJayce: gonna be okay there? lmao
TheLodgium: Trying to get through a chapter of Moby Dick there?
BrindleBoar: yass queen
 Rhynerd: @ArtDecoSunburn Thank you!
 rasterscan: Ben Ulmer: Passed away trying to say "King Queen Quing Keen"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben.exe has encountered a problem
 e_bloc: it turns out the only thing keeping Ben sane was Adam after all
 Athelgar: kweh kweh kweh
before_damage: Oh no did Ben get this game out of the same bin the LRL tapes are growing in
 exeJayce: I think Ben needs a nap
 kingandcommoner: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyCourageousSnoodRlyTho-X9MB0tlIhDqzrhyV
 matthaus_c: we all need a nap
 Kramburger: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbnegateAmusedBoarPermaSmug-s3uCaT7pzTmQ8vBK
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TheLodgium Just got the speedrun to the knot-tying chapter.
before_damage: Ben needs a raise and a nap
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VivaciousPerfectLardLitFam-wFA_XaSNjQzrHN2X
NimrodXIV: I love how the cards jiggle if you miss them, just to mock you
 Getter404: Is Adam ALSO full of maggots?
 rasterscan: Nothing fuckin' stays dead here!
 The_Color_Twelve: again with the eyes
 SquareDotCube: been a while since we had a chekpont or squeet in a while
 exeJayce: well it's a good thing I already finished my dinner
 omdorastrix: Tiny Crossants
 e_bloc: oh the knives were just to kill the maggots
 e_bloc: now it makes sense
 MacbethSeemsSus: John Hurt's your roommate
 Uzumaki15: I don't think that's how maggots work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NONONONOONO, maggots are my hard limit. I will deal with horrible pus all day, but maggots no thank you
 Voidhawk42: Morale of this game: immortality sucks
ReadySetJoe: the cards are in the shape of maggots lol
 exeJayce: @Thefluffiestguineapig agreed, hard pass
 e_bloc: you can go with this, or you can go with that
 Getter404: You could Joker into another wildcard?
ghyllnox: So I guess saving that mana explosion if you run into any more maggot enemies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks I fucking hate this
 matthaus_c: brutal
 exeJayce: so if you'd reshuffle would that get rid of the maggots?
 PhorrestGaze: do you need to match them or can you just click?
Clicklesly: Was it then better to hold the shoot and use it on a maggot card?
 exeJayce: yay maggot thing is gone, bless
 MacbethSeemsSus: wiggly friends are gone for now chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Prediction: not the last we will see of them
 exeJayce: I think Ben ALSO needs a rl moment after that
 MacbethSeemsSus: Your running out of.....hand space
BrindleBoar: "thanks for the gore sis"
 shendaras: 
 jchinnock: looks like a Thursday night
 kumatsu: we're Dilt Bufferent
 Micalovits: Yea, sounds like a #SkillIssue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Turns out this game is good
 exeJayce: maybe less maggots tho
 iris_of_ether: The only reason I didn't buy it day 1 is because I missed when it released 
 e_bloc: remember, break for the streamer is shit whipping time for chat too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 exeJayce: ty for reminding me about my meds lrrbot
CWaltz86: oh dang is this by the regency solitary peeps?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh it's bundled with Titanium Court on Steam right now.....
  Juliamon: ooh Worms Armageddon next week
 letfireraindown: the craziest thing about this cruise ship virus scare are the panicked people asking if this means we need to start washing our hands again
NimrodXIV: "start"? oh no
 Strebenherz: oh dang, haven't seen worms in a while
 Strebenherz: @letfireraindown I'm sorry, START?
Spades_Slicc: You should put your you in the middle of the screen, make it harder for people to backseat
 ArtDecoSunburn: "Jokers to the right of me (now)"
 e_bloc: now there are jokers on both sides
CWaltz86: fuck this door in patircular
  Juliamon: Strebenherz I still have to beg my dad to wash his hands after scooping the cat box
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @letfireraindown People stopped washing their hands in the intensive way?
 Micalovits: 4 of hearts open the lock right?
 circusofkirkus: hearts opens a lock
 Micalovits: #Ez
 PipeSmokingOwl: CLIP THAT
 PipeSmokingOwl: he said we are so right on a Lets Nope!?
 korvys: Oh don't say that, it'll go to our heads
 exeJayce: @Thefluffiestguineapig I work in a pharmacy and the amount of people that actually do not wash their hands is.... really bad
 PipeSmokingOwl: too late!
 e_bloc: finally, a game easy enough for chat to be good at it
 ArtDecoSunburn: @circusofkirkus Is that a commentary on those locks people clutter bridges with?
 Micalovits: @e_bloc Don't worry, we can still backseet wrong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @exeJayce I work in a veterinary medicine setting around surgery so I'm lucky in that sense
 e_bloc: @Micalovits we wouldn't be chat if we didnt
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Well, chat is a full deck of jokers.
 matthaus_c: gotta balance it out, eot sunlance to the dome
 korvys: If you run out, you lose the hand
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Micalovits: Its a little hard to see, but your stack of cards you draw from do get smaller
Spades_Slicc: @korvys The hand with all the gems or the other one?
Boon_33: i cast 52 pickup on the darkness
 dm818: it did say the door jars open
CWaltz86: idk about this game, but in other games by grey alien you do have a finite deck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc  (I don't actually know)
 PipeSmokingOwl:  
NimrodXIV: new friend
 MacbethSeemsSus: I do like the mental image of you throwing cards at the cell door till it opens
TomorrowsJelly: no it's the doors that are ajar, ben
 ContingentCat:  
 e_bloc: its Adam
 matthaus_c: oh this is sweet
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Boon_33 "Cards in a hat!" (Tosses 3 of spades)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We have to play to hide???
 korvys: Solitaire with a stealth section
 Getter404: Cmoooon
 kingandcommoner: you can remove One while its yellow safely
NimrodXIV: you can do it... once
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ugh, mandatory stealth sections in modern games
 matthaus_c: this rules
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig In this use, all of entropy appears to be solitaire based.
 BusTed: ❗
 Mr_Horrible: could also manastorm
 dm818: 2a232
 kingandcommoner: 2-3-2-A-K
TomorrowsJelly: well, it worked out
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 dm818: how did that sneak up on us
 Mr_Horrible: we got little baby ears
 BusTed: 
CWaltz86: ooh scuuury
 protojman: good joke streamer 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
UtilityPunk: I have myophonia 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah good, the madness is setting in
 GasCityGaming: BEN!
 IanAllenBird: ben,
Spades_Slicc: Ben
NimrodXIV: phrasing
ReadySetJoe: PHRASING
 matthaus_c: hehe phrasiing
Spades_Slicc: Phrasing
 NotCainNorAbel: maybe it is chasing us
 gualdhar: how else is it supposed to procreate Ben
 RainyMint: UH
 Mr_Horrible: oh hey it's the end of Final Prayer
 farley_f: um phrasing
Loa_Ayizan: You can't say that on Twitch!
 SnackPak_: never!
 e_bloc:    
Boon_33: Ben did it first
 ContingentCat: No!
BrindleBoar: "more important than horny" who are you
 MacbethSeemsSus: Not possible, chat's perma-horny
 betweenmyself: Horny/Scared? 
 IanAllenBird: unfortunately the scary does not undo the horny
 exeJayce: dangit chat no horny on main!
Boon_33: @IanAllenBird I dunno what's unfortunate there.
 Mr_Horrible: slay queen
letsbelgo: dislike
 e_bloc: 
 Getter404: Congrats, you have a Coke Nail
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't know why, losing the finger nail made me shiver
 matthaus_c: part of the pinky, part of the crew
 7gorobei: super fancy coke nail
 kimmibeans: But now it's shiny!
 SquareDotCube: we're just gonna become The Thing but magic gems
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !holes
  LRRbot: Come see the Antler Arch in beautiful downtown Jackson Hole.
 Isaac3567: Interesting, the card layout was different than it was before we entered the shop. I wonder if we coould keep going in and out until we gt a good layout we want?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Isaac3567 Layout is different in enemy encounters
 10of9: Looks at hand, is this the ship of Theseus?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also wait really?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @IanAllenBird I can see you've never been to Spring Break in Tampa Bay.
 Zerragonoss: Its almost like we dont have to do anything but look at the screen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @10of9 Or deck of Theseus?
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KathishUnusualAppleSpicyBoy-TMpE3mhlX_ykX6Wd
ReadySetJoe: top tier gaming
trebuchetboy: @Thefluffiestguineapig No like it shuffled the available cards from before the shop and after
 farley_f: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmoggySarcasticWombatTheThing-wYAuLbUDKchCPly_
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @trebuchetboy Yeah, I realized what you meant after, that's interesting
 Isaac3567: @Isaac3567 Exactly, thats what I meant!
 Getter404: Hadoken the 7 would open the lock?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Interesting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH that seems powerful for unlocking the locks
ReadySetJoe: oh so it helps with the locks
BrindleBoar: Divine Flush? talk about a heavenly terlet
NimrodXIV: encrust that hand
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does does that leave a massive hole in our hand
 Strebenherz: what
 Getter404: Oh hey, it's Xalavier
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
jhmv: haunted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: the fuck
 Dog_of_Myth: Lore
ReadySetJoe: misplaced audio file
Spades_Slicc: mr hart and mr blade
 Micalovits: Uhhh, I think Shannon was the one that died
 e_bloc: plot twist
BrindleBoar: Oh. Lucas Heartblade. I get it.
 Zerragonoss: Ah yes not for cardiac people.
jhmv: is the curse how awkward the interview is?
 Mr_Horrible: the Gathering
jhmv: Will it cringe us into dying
 Athelgar: i dont think 'might' comes into it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think "might" is generous
 Ritaspirithntr: creepy  
 Getter404: Does the fireball just completely take out a Bone Card?
Boon_33: welcome to the team, and here are your complementary sacrificial daggers.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Maybe the magic was the knives we stabbed along the way
UtilityPunk: Selling your soul is how you get your first programming gigs, yep
 e_bloc: I hope she kills him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A woman trying to get into games/programming in the 1990's would have been difficult
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc She was the first police report unfortunately
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Never punished
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig that bag of bones didnt give up
 Twilight_Spark: What if you're him?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc True, but if she came back to life in the real world in game that seems like something that would have been noticed 
 e_bloc: wait it took you until the tunnel
 MacbethSeemsSus: Damn you grate!
CWaltz86: are... we in Shannon's game?
 betweenmyself: I’d say this grate is only “okay” at best 
 Mr_Horrible: our character's name is Will Roberta, so I don't think we're necessarily the Lucas Hart guy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc It took you until the SECOND MONSTER crawling through the tunnel
 Mr_Horrible: but it could be a fake name, IDK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible We were also a kid when this came out
 Mr_Horrible: also true
 Getter404: W 10 JQJ looks like a good move and would get you a key
TomorrowsJelly: they can clog up your slots if you get precious about it yeah
 Zerragonoss: Its also a clense which seems better than the heal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do like things like this where the layout is like the gate you're trying to get through
NimrodXIV: j 10 j
 7gorobei: j 10 j
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Complains about aces, instantly gets rid of all the aces
 ContingentCat: Gasp
Ferisar: wickedddd combooo
 matthaus_c: discoverability is the biggest problem, but there's plenty of cool people doing solid curation work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Le gasp, taking one small focused idea and honing in on that rather than trying to do everything often turns out better? Shocking
Spades_Slicc: Great! Unlocked!
BrindleBoar: this really puts my entrail room to shame
Ferisar: yeah you've got the pOWER OF THE ARCANE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh right, I also forgot
trainpants: wiz biz
Ferisar: this game rips
 Micalovits: Muscle wizzard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ferisar For sure
 Getter404: You can get 3 uses out of that reroll joker, can't you?
 Micalovits: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Boon_33: the aces wiggled as an insult
Ferisar: uh ohhhhh
 ContingentCat: Looking like chat, lots of aces and queens lol
averythetiger: If you click a joker on the board while your jokers are full, it uses it immediately
 matthaus_c: we're too attractive to ignore
 dm818: I feel like at some point the game is going to make our whole deck one card
TheLodgium: We finally succeeded at invading Denmark
Ferisar: don't forget you have the power of lightningggg
 matthaus_c: still had all of theeeese
NimrodXIV: close one
 Getter404: Heart of the cards!
 Micalovits: @TheLodgium Oi! What did we ever do to deserve that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nail biter
Ferisar: true true
BrindleBoar: I suspect that you just have to open the "secret" to progress, and other cards are just $?
Ferisar: for the battles ahead
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NimrodXIV: @BrindleBoar you have to clear the whole board
BrindleBoar: ah
trebuchetboy: not again
secretspud: Maggots piloting a corpse is cool
 GredGredmansson: the Meggot
 e_bloc: bruh
 Micalovits: Eeewwww
 MacbethSeemsSus: Unsubscribe from Leviathan Maggot
 exeJayce: um what tf
 e_bloc: monster maggot
 e_bloc: space lord
 exeJayce: am very glad I was not looking at the screen
 betweenmyself: Mega Maggnott is a terrible Transformer 
 Getter404: Because it's the 90s
BrindleBoar: no normal, only impale
Ferisar: he is now gemsss
 NorthstarTex: because horror
NimrodXIV: because it's Forbidden
hamraffle: because it was real
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's why you get your SO's ring size FIRST
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So that "maggot" sure looks like a lamprey
 e_bloc: thats not even a ring
 DaFhaye: Wrong ring size hurts alot
 Getter404: The cleanse is nice, at the very least
ballesta25: Ooh, the crit doubles *before* defence
BrindleBoar: end this maggot's entire life
Ferisar: wwwwwwwicked combooooo
 PhorrestGaze: squeak
 BusTed: 
 NorthstarTex: its mother
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Of course
 Decaped: we found the bug
 matthaus_c: oh shit it's beelzebub
NimrodXIV: maggots means flies
 Micalovits: Well, we sure aint lesbian
 Strebenherz: don't like the shattered gem.  just a hand hole.
 Twilight_Spark: I'm afraid all your old nail polish needs to be replaced.
BrindleBoar: calling someone buckaroo in year of our lord 2019
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Ferisar: listen up BUCKAROOO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 matthaus_c: if you haven't received it yet, you will soon
Ferisar: wickeddd combooooo
 MacbethSeemsSus: This fly's morbin
 NorthstarTex: fly wants some sip
BrindleBoar: c-c-counter
 jchinnock: first time magic player learns about lifelink
 matthaus_c: wonder if it could heal past max or not
Boon_33: shannon is famous for not being laid off in the game industry... mostly because of the ritualistic minecraft.
 Getter404: 323 looks like the only decent streak?
loufghyslaufey: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SwissOpenFlamingoChocolateRain--XJcOCEQRWcIDlcw
 Getter404: WELP
Ferisar: @matthaus_c from my very limited experience of watching a friend play yesterday, i don't think so
 circusofkirkus: K
 Micalovits: Nono, the fly sucked you
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Ferisar: tru
 iris_of_ether: ye
 Micalovits: True
 Getter404: This board is dookie
 Isaac3567: ?joker then -
Ferisar: jokerrrrrrr
Ferisar: pennywiseeee
 GredGredmansson: 8765
 brainbosh: Did he only heal for 1 last time?
 Getter404: 5678?
Ferisar: 45678
NimrodXIV: 5678
 iconicshadow89: 8765
 gsyhiap: 5678
Ferisar: the power
 exeJayce: oooh
BrindleBoar: vague
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's very vague
 Micalovits: Zombie first, then skeleton!
 MacbethSeemsSus: No no no, smaller flies
 GredGredmansson: especially considering flies are exoskeletal
 GredGredmansson: right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Plant monster?
 PhorrestGaze: a fly skeleton, but it looks like an internal skeleton
 SajuukSjet: i've seen this anime!
 Greendrag13: I mean, he's already down an arm. EZ fight
 Micalovits: I think the shop got an ! when it gets news stuff
 Diabore: so... what happens if we get caught?
3 raiders from RavenHillbrookInc have joined!
NimrodXIV: pew pew pew
 Mr_Horrible: welcome in, raiders
 DaFhaye: That's a fun noise
 Getter404: Let the intrusive thought in, Ben
 MacbethSeemsSus: It'd be funny if we're missing plot because Ben hasn't died yet
RavenHillbrookInc: HI. Horror solitaire is an interesting idea. how's it treating us?
 Mr_Horrible: been pretty fire so far
 e_bloc: its actually more spooky-horror-forward than I was expecting and I mean that in a good way
 MacbethSeemsSus: My brain keeps inserting Nate Dogg saying "two to the one and the one to the three"
 iris_of_ether: I am so pleased this got played here, what a nice Tuesday surprise
 Getter404: baited
RavenHillbrookInc: Yeah the visuals looks cool
 dm818: I also enjoy that it is an analog horror that is coming from an actual horror property as opposed to a more wholesome thing
BrindleBoar: that's definitely going to come in handy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
 GredGredmansson: what if this eventually becomes "you can win if your hand has no gems on it"
BrindleBoar: thanks Mr. Lucasarts
RavenHillbrookInc: Balotro really opening up card game ideas lol
 PipeSmokingOwl: Everquest lets gooo!
 BusTed: That's Xalavier isn't it
 Gekyouryuu: in the early 90s? calling it that this guy is Peter Molyneux (sp?) levels of overconfident in what he can do with computers in this era.
 Getter404: @BusTed Yup
Loa_Ayizan: Feels like a lot of detail for CG at that time. That was like Myst era!
 circusofkirkus: we're not all sound nerds like you
 matthaus_c: microphone nerd
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben 
RavenHillbrookInc: just to mess with audio techs
jhmv: ben the audionerd? no
 SajuukSjet: always, without question, the Algorithm is Bad >D
 Micalovits: Uhhhh
 brainbosh: supposed to be what, 90s level tech?  lol
 Kramburger: Sir?
 omdorastrix: Sure it's not just a cable electrical/duct-taped to the mic?
 Getter404: Remember, LEGALLY this is not Pathfinder Online
 Gekyouryuu: this is TOTALLY Fable promises
 MacbethSeemsSus: Uhh what?
 SalamiSuperstar: The fuk this guy on about??
 farley_f: DAMN that game sounds awesome
noSmokeFire: Fauxlyneux
hamraffle: OK Peter Moleneux
 Mr_Horrible: oh absolutely
 brainbosh: Oh this is Fable then
 PipeSmokingOwl: ok so ya its more Fable than EQ
prince_infidel: Fable ass promises
 e_bloc: 
 ContingentCat: What
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This has Peter Moneneux vibes all the way
 Gekyouryuu: this was the early 90s, he was NOT getting that shit done
 MacbethSeemsSus: But can you plant a tree that'll grow through out the game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Or even to work probably
 Getter404: Not uncover, CLICK
NimrodXIV: undo
 MacbethSeemsSus: Get all this way to be defeated by door
NimrodXIV: "we're not losing to this"
 dm818: fireball?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Manastorm
trebuchetboy: lucky or storm
 Getter404: Mana takes a WHILE to get back and they're just drowning you in Jokers
 Mr_Horrible: lucky frees up a slot, yeah
 matthaus_c: almost got killed by a door hmm
 Isaac3567: Wouldn't the play be to jump from the ladder to the top of a ledge instead?
 MacbethSeemsSus: They've done a good job changing the perspective just enough for everything to be unsettling
 Diabore: fucking lucas
letsbelgo: fuck ass lucas
 e_bloc: crunch is the true villian, as always
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is literally not how that works Lucas
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, the horror is crunch
 Mr_Horrible: no? Just delay the release, you dummy pants
 Decaped: Bosses are the real horror
 PipeSmokingOwl: the horror was capitalism the whole time
 korvys: Is Lucas played by Xalavier Nelson?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT
 matthaus_c: @korvys spot on
 SajuukSjet: oh, this CEO is _the_ worst
 Strebenherz: the horror is this idiot is just too real
 GasCityGaming: was shannon the lady with the knife eyes?
 rosesmcgee: Crunch with bonus God complex
 GhostValv: 
Astramentha: Shannon, QUIT
letsbelgo: lucas sounds like he wears a beret
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've had to sit through meetings like that....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming Yes
 Mister_BlueSky: Nahhhh surely not.
 Mr_Horrible: Sonic would call him "No good"
NimrodXIV: CEO a bad person? what!
UtilityPunk: Lay your life down for this startup, literally
 farley_f: a little???
 GredGredmansson: guy's not a game dev, he's an author
 Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson when the PM doesn't know shit about actual software: it's more common than you think!
 GredGredmansson: only this time its not a suit, its a guy who in over his head
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I remember when an old friend was working for Crytek when they weren't paying and one of the owners made a statement about how they should be able to live from savings . . .
 Mr_Horrible: "New Joker"? Todd Phillips didn't get the message after the last one? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Greeeeeeeeeat
 matthaus_c: romantic
 Getter404: "Doooooo yooooouuuuu have games on your phoooooooone"
 gsyhiap: I'm enjoying the writing in this game
 maclaglen: become one with the bush
 Mr_Horrible: we love an Une
 GredGredmansson: ok i can't stick around but this looks fascinating
 e_bloc: well at least we're not in maggot country anymore
 rosesmcgee: I love that these urgent life or death situations become "better play solitaire"
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @gsyhiap Yeah
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 SquareDotCube: well until the next Nightmare
Ferisar: wwwWIIICKEDD COMBOOO
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh my god it's already 9:30 (central)
 Getter404: BIG  number
NimrodXIV: wicked~
 farley_f: we popping off
 Getter404: 5 damage, therefore find 5 block *taps forehead*
 Isaac3567: You have that heal 5 anyways if they counter
 Getter404: Would a refresh remove the vines?
 Isaac3567: Heal to free up a slot?
 Mr_Horrible: hachi machi
BrindleBoar: weird
 circusofkirkus: Joker^2
 Isaac3567: This is a strange Balatro sequel, but I dig it
UtilityPunk: A park that wants to eat you yes
UtilityPunk: You are the picnic
 MacbethSeemsSus: *queue minotaur*
 MacbethSeemsSus: *cue
 Getter404: So a mini manastorm
trainpants: Major breakthrough buckaroo
 Gekyouryuu: lol. Cierra/Sierra
 Mr_Horrible: definitely enjoying all the little references
 Strebenherz: sweet home alabama
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Oh that is funny
BrindleBoar: Alcorn Wyltt is definitely some other reference I'm not getting
 Micalovits: That back right guy very much looked like the monsters
 Getter404: Those blindfolds... they're YORHA
 BusTed: does seems to be a bunch of references to game development names
 Gekyouryuu: I assume so, since the player character's name is based on the creator of King's Quest
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrindleBoar Same, I don't get the reference either
 calculated_uncertainties: Wait was one of those an alien?
Forlorgen: 100% shannon is the baddie
BrindleBoar: Shannon's dead Jim. Although I guess that doesn't rule her out.
 e_bloc: the whole game is a love letter to old games.  and maggots.  mostly maggots
BrindleBoar: WYKKID
 matthaus_c: greed is good
BrindleBoar: 
 Gekyouryuu: cruel
NimrodXIV: lol
 GhostValv: 
 matthaus_c: which way, western man
 BusTed: 
 farley_f:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GDI game
 Mr_Horrible: teehee
PaperDoopliss: I'm a little confused by the whole "secret revealed" thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (Game is still rude, but that made me chuckle)
 Getter404: No, but they DID just add a rudimentary NG+ mode that they're planning on building out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *Still good GDI brain
BrindleBoar: shaped like a friend
 MacbethSeemsSus: *waves*
 GhostValv: D:
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NONONONONONONONO the game design is great
 exeJayce: at least it's not bone man
 Mr_Horrible: he's very dedicated to his job
UtilityPunk: Frampt?? How are you standing on bushes?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man has so many teeth
 BusTed: more gem than flesh at this point
 exeJayce: I wonder if it's even possible to really win without the gems
 e_bloc: I believe in Ben Ulmer
 Getter404: Most likely into a 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH that's rude boss
 Lockraemono: we must capture their hearts
 7gorobei: 10 J Q
 circusofkirkus: Q J 10
 Mr_Horrible: this soundtrack is also bangin'
 Lockraemono: reveal more
 Getter404: QJ, then see if it flips a King or not?
 Lockraemono: reveal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Q J 10
 e_bloc: yas, queen
 thatguysteve2709: Qjq10
 korvys: same either way - you'd be 2 away from the next card (an A or 8)
 TheMerricat: k
NimrodXIV: KQ
 Lockraemono: reveal!!!
 matthaus_c: ace to flip the card?
 Getter404: A gets you a flip
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A gets a new card
 Lockraemono: 6 7
 korvys: It will always change to a card you can play, I think
 TheMerricat: Can't drop a joker if you don't have any in hand. 
letsbelgo: use em@
 7gorobei: dont take the joker
 iris_of_ether: It kills *all* dupes, of which you only had the aces
 iris_of_ether:  
UtilityPunk: Easy clap
 Getter404: Ooooh
 Solo_Support: he said it
 farley_f: 6 7
 matthaus_c: brutal string of turns
 Getter404: Would Refresh undo the Locks? I forget
 matthaus_c: don't think it's worth rerolling, access to the A and 8 is good
 kumatsu: I think you play for hearts here
 Micalovits: Nah, can't really get anything great
 dm818: you wanted the heart
 Getter404: It's that damn Stomp, it makes you overcommit
 e_bloc: we are getting goozled
 circusofkirkus: 8H
 MacbethSeemsSus: 8 to unlock
 iconicshadow89: 8 of hearts
 7gorobei: 8 heart
 TheMerricat: 8 not 10
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 8 unlocks more
 korvys: A2A
 Micalovits: Or 10, both are good
 TheMerricat: joke 3 2 a
 MacbethSeemsSus: A2A23
 TheMerricat: 2 3
 circusofkirkus: refresh?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 23
 GhostValv: noice
 Mr_Horrible: 
 exeJayce: wooo
 matthaus_c: he's gaming
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 iris_of_ether: 
 e_bloc:   
 Micalovits: Big youtube!
 RatherLargeToad: Big frog?
 betweenmyself: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: throw more cards at it
 iris_of_ether:  
 e_bloc: its the wheel of fortune
 circusofkirkus: DLC in 1995 games?
NimrodXIV: need the flipper gem
 Strebenherz: "rain is for paying customers only"
 e_bloc: yeah Adam loses there
 kumatsu: Flippy Floppy DLC was my college nickname
 maclaglen: It's part of the horse armor dlc
 thatguysteve2709: 878
 e_bloc: in the middle of snorting three xanax
 Strebenherz: implying she trapped her ?$#! boss in the game?  valid
 Strebenherz: you go girl
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The phrase "flippy floppy" makes me think about the song "I'm on a boat"
Astramentha: oh noooooo, does he own whatever she works on while working there
 e_bloc: sounds like she's having a normal one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess is Lucas wasn't supposed to publish "Forbidden Solitaire"
 Lockraemono: 
 Lockraemono: forbidd
hamraffle: Good talk yeah
 TheMerricat: He stole it from her
 rosesmcgee: Gotta ship something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that's my guess
 Lockraemono: forbidben
 Mr_Horrible: 
hamraffle: Forbidden Solitaire/The Ring
emboar2235: kinda sounds like we gotta sonic.exe situation on our hands
 Strebenherz: i'm sorry i thought this was supposed to be fiction
 iris_of_ether: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: "technically you worked on it at work so it's company IP"
 Lockraemono: forbidben aram
 PipeSmokingOwl: @hamraffle exactly..Boss sucks but she is giving some Gollum vibes atm lol
 Lockraemono: yes
 Lockraemono: I'm on
 kimmibeans: I mean, she produced it while working at the company and on company time, so technically it wasn't stealing as the company owns it...
 Lockraemono: let's go
 Micalovits: I mean, stream is almost over...
niccus: i guess aram is a kind of horror
 Lockraemono: huehuehue
 Strebenherz: possibly a two sessioner or more yeah
 Strebenherz: good game
 Mr_Horrible: somewhere thereabouts, iirc, yeah
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben and Adam will battle over Bonus Streams
 Getter404: My playtime ended up at abot 4 hours total, so yeah 2 sessions
 rosesmcgee: Tell Adam to go renew his license next week
NimrodXIV: yup, one more stream
 Strebenherz: i'm not super on the horror but the 90s vibes are immaculate
 e_bloc: quick, when Adam gets back burn his passport so he has to miss next week too
 Lockraemono: 
NimrodXIV: game saves between hands
 korvys: how long to beat has it at 5-6 hours, so yeah, 2 sessions
 matthaus_c: damn we missed a freaky fish
 matthaus_c: oh good
 abaddon2501: Please play again this was amazing
 Lockraemono: it's so gooooood
 Dog_of_Myth: Good game
NimrodXIV: game good
 Strebenherz: the 90s asthetic and vibes are very nostalgia
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Game good
 Rhynerd: The whole "cursed game making people gouge out their eyes" deal makes me think it may have had some existence already and Shannon found it, tinkered with it, and then Lucas had it become Heartblade's big release despite her protests/warnings
 kimmibeans: Yay!
 exeJayce: eventually(tm)
 iris_of_ether: FYI Ben, I've had to hard quit Steam to get this to stop running
 e_bloc: game real good
 Mr_Horrible: very well put together
 rosesmcgee: Ben, the most employed member of LRR
 SquareDotCube: There's always sunday morning
 lamina5432: good strem
 abaddon2501: aMAZEing
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 circusofkirkus: the Forbidden Bonus Stream
 lamina5432: gnight
 e_bloc: we could probably get Adam deported
 The_Color_Twelve: solid game if a bit too much with the eye stuff
 kumatsu: built dif
 circusofkirkus: skill issue
 MacbethSeemsSus: skill issue
 Lockraemono: success
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: 
  Juliamon: 
NimrodXIV: 
 Mr_Horrible: welp
 Kramburger: He's Hackerman
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Orlantia: Skill issue
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 e_bloc: loved it
 matthaus_c: thanks for the stream, boss
 exeJayce: thanks for streaming, Ben!
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 HorusFive: That's so much months
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 Strebenherz:   
 HorusFive: The trifecta
 MacbethSeemsSus: Streams will continue until dongles have been bongled
 e_bloc: and rhythm cafe
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 Mr_Horrible: dawn of the final day
 kumatsu: Ben has to finish winning
 Micalovits: Anything can go into rhythm cafe
 e_bloc: loading ready ben
 lamina5432: you played a few times
 MacbethSeemsSus: Every reviewer I've seen loves Titanium Court
 Mr_Horrible: steam does let you bogart the bundle discount iirc, if you own part of it already
 e_bloc: damn I'll be sad when sunderfolk is over
GrathXVI: It is night, Ben! How busy have you been?
adept_nekomancer: Izzet night?  It is!
MTigress: busy week
 Micalovits: 10'th year!
 korvys: 100 years of LRL 
NimrodXIV: the one year!
 HorusFive: A full century!
 e_bloc: man I am old
  Juliamon: They are not close to beating it lol
  Juliamon: They just have a lot of games they're juggling
adept_nekomancer: They jump around pretty often, yeah
 Lockraemono: "I forgot to start streaming"
 kumatsu: yeah sorry Ben, you aren't funny anymore
 MacbethSeemsSus: We approve but don't support
 abaddon2501: Wooooo 101
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 Dog_of_Myth:  
NimrodXIV: no you
 Mr_Horrible: me? 
 kimmibeans: Now for bed. Good night!
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, Ben
 e_bloc:   
 youcantlistentobuttons: BEN BEN WE LOVE YOU
 calculated_uncertainties: We do
 exeJayce: LMAO Ben
NimrodXIV: 
 Strebenherz: we enjoy watching you do stuff you dork
 e_bloc: you live here
 Vinewood_OG: 
 The_Color_Twelve: you live here
 HorusFive: Good thing you like your job
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There is no LRR, only BEEEEEN.
 e_bloc: everyone tell Graham Ben is great
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 farley_f: also   Ben is da bomb
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