BusTed: 👀
NorthstarTex: even more Saros? today? Sign me up!
itsr67: returnal TWO
lightfut: Morning game it forward? Woo!
spethycakes:
I keep waiting for someone streaming Saros to make a Goethe-punned stream title and I think my sense of humor is too niche to make an overlap in that Venn diagram 
catcard: let's goooooooooooo
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NorthstarTex: We're HEEEEEEEEEEERE
catcard: hewo gamews
BusTed: Mornin'
BraveOthello: Gamehaus return(al)s!
hieroglyphica: Hewwwo
NorthstarTex: Morning everyone, and hello youtube!
TheMerricat: Ah, they updated the overlay
hieroglyphica: I am commercing so hard rn
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spethycakes: The "old" sub badges are in the overlay, and that fascinates me
catcard: yeah man go for it
hieroglyphica: That's ok Adam, you have our permission
NorthstarTex: No, you are obligated to talk being part of lets nope
catcard: what the fuck is that gun
catcard: wow
catcard: it's so cool
BusTed: a simple crossbow
GamerCat88: bow build
Wolfstrike_NL: We're used to Cam, burping is ok
NorthstarTex: sickest space crossbow I've ever seen, and I play warframe
NonchalantAvenger: looks heavy
BraveOthello: Assign those big boy points!
risk_337: Is it worth it to buy this now, or wait for a sale?
NorthstarTex: your end
BusTed: the back??
jadielady: hey y'all
Wolfstrike_NL: Why'd you do that?
BraveOthello: How?!
NorthstarTex: How did you get the back?
BusTed: rough
GapFiller: just got here and what is w/ this 2016 ass lookin streamer scene
Thandres: how-dy then?
GamerCat88: om nom-ing too hard
BlackIsis: there's your mistake, you gotta swallow it whole like a snake
hieroglyphica: I bit the very corner of my upper lip in an equally inconceivable spot, and now I taste it whenever I speak
BraveOthello: Oh you meant like the back on the side didn't you
arkham1981: I bit my tongue so hard one time i passed out and my wife called the squad.
GapFiller: sounds good to me
arkham1981: 911 like I came too and there were emts in the apartment.
GapFiller: for a bitten tongue thats impressive
BusTed: mulligan mulligan
arkham1981: Apparently I crushed a nerve and it just like reset my brain for a bit
BraveOthello: Yeah done that, it hurts bad
arkham1981: I was eating boiling hot pizza and was doing that super chomp and breathe thing you do when something is searing the flesh off the roof of your mouth. just destroyed myself.
NorthstarTex: bet, got a timer set
GapFiller: once heard a standup comic use biting yr own tongue (and other parts of the inside of the mouth) as a counter argument against Intelligent Design
GapFiller: along w/ the existence of the appendix ect
NorthstarTex: compression is holding up ok
oberon939: It's struggling a bit but not too bad no
NorthstarTex: please don't bless us
LowUpsideCJ: whats up goo pit enjoyers
BlackIsis: yeah, I am with northstar
spethycakes: Why would you WANT to be (said as an American)
Wolfstrike_NL: Continent is fine
hieroglyphica: I'm doing the most American thing rn, counting up my cash tips from selling legal drugs to pay OTC medical bills
BraveOthello: One flippant answer would be what passport(s) you have
spethycakes: I guess claiming American heritage does help you if you're trying to maintain a villain arc
NorthstarTex: like what kind of american? we talking upper midwest? west cost? east coast?
LowUpsideCJ: I forgot I am training a new employee today
Didero: Good evening, fellow Gamehosers
Didero: at the beep, the time is 18:22
Didero: beep
LowUpsideCJ: god I used to call popcorn all the time
Didero: I'm currently procrastinating on two things at the same time and my brain isn't taking it very well, so I'm glad this stream is happening
Didero: Just don't die and kill them
Didero: See, works every time
LowUpsideCJ: and tomorrow it’ll wake up all over again. time loop
Didero: This is a console game, right? I'm impressed you can even hit anything at all, aiming with a controller sounds hard
LowUpsideCJ: water gun emoji caught emoji one hundred emoji
hamraffle: I'm controller for everything too
Didero: I need a mouse if I need to aim, but for platformer games or, like, Asscreed, I like a controller too
LowUpsideCJ: I just only own a console so I’m controller by default
Didero: Yeah, it's mainly what you're used to. I didn't have a console as a kid
Didero: But we did have a PC
Didero: "Nightmare Strand has begun" me, logging into work on Monday morning
LowUpsideCJ: I did play a lot of mkb team fortress 2 but I think that’s the only game
Didero: What are the little gold things for that enemies drop?
LowUpsideCJ: the crystals are the money
Didero: Thanks
Didero: 'globule' is a good word
VrolikSyndrome: Where there's a carcosan key, there must be a carcosan door.
LowUpsideCJ: thoughts on closing a carcosan door to open a carcosan window
Didero: Maybe the Details explain what it is?
Didero: Not explaining game terms isn't great
Didero: I saw a lot of Drive Volatility during my car trip yesterday
LowUpsideCJ: drive volatility is a key feature of the cybertruck
Didero: I believe in you
hamraffle: Attribute volatility got a brief tooltip in like the tutorial, that too much of a stat leads to a negative version of it
Izandai: Okay using the old stream layout is extremely funny.
spethycakes: 10/10
spethycakes: I love Chicago
catcard: dunno boss
marchphoenix: Like a 7?
ArtOfStuttering:
In the winter it gets pretty cool from what I've heard
Never been tho
DandyGeek: it's pretty good, you're not going in the summer when it's sweltering or the winter when it's cold as shit
Izandai: Well it's relatively far north, but we're getting into summer, so probably like a 5.
Wolfstrike_NL: It's in America...
30teracyte: never been but fuck the blackhawks
spethycakes: Chicago in the summer is a ~vibe~
Izandai:
Good work chat.
marchphoenix: Enjoy CB
LowUpsideCJ: @30teracyte truuuuuuuuuuuu
Izandai: Wait were you actually asking about temperature? I thought I was just being an asshole.
spethycakes: Rosemont (where a lot of big events/conventions are held) is .... maybe 3/10
LowUpsideCJ: I’ll be at midway airport for two hours in August come thru
spethycakes: If you get a chance, check out Wormhole Café
Didero: Eh, just don't get hit
far2muchsarcasm: Don't know if your schedule has any free time, but if you enjoy architecture I recommend the architecture river tour. Great way to see the city
spethycakes: Yeah, the convention center is ... not great
DandyGeek: Adam, while you're in Chicago, get an italian beef sandwich. Locals should know the best places to go
iconicshadow89: Who's your ypur replacement player?
Didero: This is a weird place
marchphoenix: Too many people too little time sounds like a con
far2muchsarcasm: Makes sense
DandyGeek: you will 100% not have time for everything while you're there, just enjoy what you can tbh
30teracyte: taking in the beautiful sites of schaumberg IL
LowUpsideCJ: plus you’ve gotta play more saros which will be tough to squeeze in
youcantlistentobuttons: The Music is great
spethycakes: The nice thing about the Chicago area is that the El can get you pretty much everywhere, and it's fun
youcantlistentobuttons: Love me a haunting chorus
VrolikSyndrome: Damage looks good
Didero: That's a lot of bullet
YFiddler: is this the tourguide?
Didero: Unfortunatley, so is their damage
catcard: WOOOOOOOOOO
youcantlistentobuttons: GG BOYEEEEE
Mushbie: GG!
youcantlistentobuttons: That was awesome!
LowUpsideCJ: nice fight nice fight
CaptainSpam: ggs
LowUpsideCJ: ggs shake my damage
Invitare: Have you checked the fridge?
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Didero: Dude sounds like he's enjoying himself
BusTed: m'brains
malsareus: well we found the lady we were looking for
Invitare: I don't think anyone should have com here
Invitare: given how it ended up
James_LRR: Why don't we hold hands the beach during sunset anymore?
YFiddler: ominous
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CaptainSpam:
I mean, are you really expecting a happy ending from an eldritch sun entity sorta game? 
BusTed: only when the sun isn't forever
VrolikSyndrome: Pencil him in.
malsareus: @James_LRR you could ask Adam out to the beach
LowUpsideCJ: I’m not gonna let them take saros’s heart
youcantlistentobuttons: No one is happy.
LowUpsideCJ: there’s a wife and a goo pool and I missed episodes two and three
malsareus: I asume we're operating on Eldritch horror logic
catcard: you are not dumb, this story is kind of vague like Returnal's unless you look at all the teensy weensy little details
youcantlistentobuttons: It's the King in Yellow, so there is no act 3?
Invitare: the sun is driving people mad
youcantlistentobuttons: Emotional DAMAGE
malsareus: oh that's not omnious at all
VrolikSyndrome: nooooooooo
malsareus: Cameraman simulator 2026
Didero: sunless behaviour smh
Izandai: I mean, I would guess that having a person do it is quicker and easier than writing a program to do it automatically.
CaptainSpam: Time Lock Tide, really gets the ancient stains out of your laundry.
Seth_Erickson: missed an hour because of twitch lack of notifications
malsareus: also what are you?
Seth_Erickson: anyhow caught up on all three parts last night, game cool glad you're enjoying it
malsareus: dude we're such a snitch
Seth_Erickson: trees getting pretty big 👀
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Didero: A lot of the environments in this game seem a bit too big
Seth_Erickson: up the grapple point but I was talking about the skill tree
Seth_Erickson: it would have helped me Kayla
Seth_Erickson: tree's occupado as they say
youcantlistentobuttons: Why so cryptic suit?
Didero: Mind the gap
Invitare: have we tried verifying the file integrity of our suit?
undecided44: Seak the bacon?.... oh, beacon.... nevermind.
LowUpsideCJ: reacting to every somber call to action like “yeah I was gonna! I already was gonna do that!”
Seth_Erickson: Bear Seek Seek Lest
ralphthellama watched 10 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Izandai: Yeah, tableau.
undecided44: Plural of vista? Vistae?
Izandai: I think that's just vistas.
JKBalch: This game looks pretty
undecided44: [Something something visa joke? Im not gonna get there]
Didero: Timers are rude
Seth_Erickson: I learned recently there's a semi secret if you stare into the eclipse for long enough in this game
Seth_Erickson: as in it's just a cool special animation
Didero: @Seth_Erickson And then you're blind for the rest of the game?
Seth_Erickson: @Didero wouldn't that be a neat trick
JKBalch: It sure is?
Seth_Erickson: this weapon is very sick
Bearudite: chakram? XENA?!
YFiddler: did you get little buddies?
Didero: None of the people in this game are fine, are they?
YFiddler:

rosesmcgee: The King in Yellow
LowUpsideCJ: that’s why all the bullets and crystals and sky are yellow
LowUpsideCJ: lore
Dovian: Messed up thing to name a planet honestly. Just inviting nonsense
CaptainSpam: So anyway, everyone thought it would be an absolutely bang-up great idea to stop by and visit the planet.
JKBalch: Barkcosa
YFiddler: not Kinginyellow?
Bearudite:
not Hastur? 
Seth_Erickson: the chakrams are spinning
BusTed: oh
Seth_Erickson: nah you used it a couple rooms earlier
Bearudite: lost it to the miniboss
YFiddler: thats a no on that
Bearudite: damn they getting prosy
Seth_Erickson: gettin there prosy on
YFiddler: video game writers
Seth_Erickson: Prose enjoyers, or alternatively Thesaurus enjoyers
Bearudite:
Letter from ManintheMask 
LowUpsideCJ: strays from bearudite
youcantlistentobuttons: Why the robots so frikken weird dude?
malsareus: dude, just take no for an answer
TK_Squared: Perfect use of Quid Pro Quo, captain.
TK_Squared: I don't speak Spanish, so I trust.
Seth_Erickson: Trust is the first pillar of our ship Captain
LowUpsideCJ: uhhhh you tell em boss
malsareus: you say "specimin" and I'm picturing 1 of those tentacle enemies putting you in a jar with some pliers
rosesmcgee: Impossible. My time is worthless.
CaptainSpam: Specim'n
Seth_Erickson: my time isn't worthless but it is made for wasting
malsareus: maybe it's just Peter
Bearudite: is that the lighthouse they keep talking about?
malsareus: suddenly getting a lot of healing is a warning label in gaming
The_Timo: like spider face
YFiddler:
Big Elephant 
malsareus: a spiderphant
lightfut: I'm sure it doesn't portend anything ominous
risk_337: Are ya winning, son?
The_Timo: Oh all the time
malsareus: new gun!
YFiddler: Oh? What kind of insect, suit?
AceGun_: Push it real good...
BusTed: thanks lina
NorthstarTex: Getting all Salt and Pepper up in here
AceGun_: referencing Salt n Peppa means I'm pretty grown up.
BusTed: I can hear the jerking off motion in your voice
youcantlistentobuttons: Bouncing plus DOT seems real nice when you got more that one target
BusTed: the animation for the item containers crumbling is very satisfying
youcantlistentobuttons: I bet your weapon is good in the nightmare
The_Timo: Od still up right?
The_Timo: Overdrive
JKBalch: Dang
The_Timo: Damn
lightfut: Fuck me? No no, it is I who will be doing the fucking
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The_Timo: Does redraw always do same level or higher?
AceGun_: ding ding ding
FoxyJewels: same gun? hell yeah
LowUpsideCJ: oh do you like sad endings?
AceGun_: everyone suffered horribly, and now they're dead. the end.
rentar42: na, surely it's one of those dark dillapitated ancienc civilization mysteries that has a positive and glorious ending, right?
FoxyJewels: that 10000% looked like boss arena
AceGun_: gross.
FoxyJewels: oh wait no HERE it is
malsareus: so the shepherd is a tentacle friendo
Invitare: oh hello Cthulhu
The_Timo: Oh shit spider face squid thing
YFiddler: So, no elephant, huh
malsareus: maybe there's an elephant inside
AceGun_: lmao
Invitare: all the better to see you with
AceGun_: to confuse predators
hamraffle: None of this is OSHA compliant
The_Timo: He's got a chest beam too
AceGun_: ew. that attack is weirdly gross for some reason.
x0den: ggs
BusTed: gottem
shendaras:

AceGun_: but now who will take care of his sheep?
malsareus: the elephant will shepherd the sheep!
BusTed:

hamraffle: You're full of colored orbs son. And that ain't right
Bearudite: the beach that gives you head? oh nooooooooooo
LowUpsideCJ: m night shamylan’s new sequel to old
malsareus: so chat, what would you do if your pants found religion?
Invitare: orb
Bearudite: no astronauts getting hit by volvos here
youcantlistentobuttons: You ate the eclipse, i don't think your suppose to eat the eclipse.
The_Timo: a different being quarantined on a different planet, who out here making planet prisons?
AceGun_:

hypergirlie_hyperpop: imagine playing golf in this palace
hamraffle: This game DOES need spheda
Didero: This looks like a punishing performance review
TXC2 rushes in realising the stream is on
TXC2: Hello everybody
BusTed:

Didero: Hi TXC2 welcome
TXC2: hello BusTed and Didero
BusTed: freezeframe!
Didero: All these people seem very mentally balanced
TXC2: "mom said it was my turn to be the mad tyrant!"
AceGun_: just a normal morning stand-up meeting.
DrLigmaPhD: Oh this game is just explicit with King in Yellow stuff?
Invitare: I don't think you can save people from sun crazy
TXC2: DrLigmaPhD it is now at least
Invitare: especially when you're probably sun crazy yourself
FoxyJewels: $mind
PixelArtDragon: @Didero Edritch horror is known for the mental health of the characters in it, after all
JKBalch: It shore did
AceGun_: your SANITY
malsareus: imagine the heating bill
Bearudite: mario stairs music
Wolfstrike_NL: three fifty
FoxyJewels: backward longjump time?
The_Timo: Infinite staircase lol
YFiddler: The real question is who was Rabdom?
spethycakes: think of the property taxes, though
BusTed: BLJs
malsareus: overcome what game?
Bearudite: backwards long jumps ahead
Didero: A house so big it has a toll road
Talin06: the price of places like this are measured not in money but lives
LowUpsideCJ: trading your sanity for a house is called working
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @LowUpsideCJ y'all are getting houses??
TXC2: in this economy?
LowUpsideCJ: @hypergirlie_hyperpop no but I can afford rent on carcosa
Didero: When's the last time we heard a character say something that makes sense?
The_Timo: @Didero Are you saying this doesn't make sense to you heretic? King in Yellow lives, we shall see his return
Didero: @The_Timo When you put it like that... No further questions, your honor
TXC2: so Roman empire shit happened then suit?
YFiddler: not that nasty
malsareus: gotta say, I'm not solder on the tentacle elevators
PixelArtDragon: You call this living?
Didero: Sounds like Natya is pretty well settled, why does this dude think he needs to save her?
malsareus: yeah, where's our trap game? you implied trap
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @malsareus do you think they have suckers or are they smooth? they look wet.
FoxyJewels: it's normalizing the "obvious arena" rooms so the actual arena room manages to get you off guard anyway
The_Timo: always like stories where Gods or Elder things fight and have to affect our plane of existence to do much to eachother
malsareus: @hypergirlie_hyperpop they might be covered in sticky goo
TXC2: !clips
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AceGun_: lmao
FoxyJewels: Cthulhu's Stone Tower
shendaras:

GirlPainting: wait what? they are in AUSTRALIA now?
realbadatthis_: every tom nook and cranny
JKBalch: Adam with the foreshadowing
AceGun_: i knew this was a Dracula's house.
YFiddler: Asked & answered
TXC2: the gravity now being reversed is the LEAST weird thing to have happened so far
TXC2: !uptime
GirlPainting: hayaaaaa, fuyoooo
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:31:35.
malsareus: we have the gun of guns, we can't lose
TXC2:
just don't play like how I've been playing Hades 2 
Wolfstrike_NL: At least your Genius Genes are active now
BusTed:

TXC2:
it's only greed if it gets him killed, otherwise it was a wise move 
FoxyJewels: nuuuu
BusTed:

TXC2: poo butts
GirlPainting: @Adam if you would order food right now, what would you get?
TXC2: totaly normal hotel art there
realbadatthis_: stuffed grape leaves
GirlPainting: a good sandwitch and some eggs.....sounds good
Vandristine: 2 pound breakfast burrito
YFiddler: What kind of eggs? bird eggs?
ALLTHERAGES: thats how i i have a baby
TXC2: ALLTHERAGES from a burrito?
ALLTHERAGES: duck eggs
DrLigmaPhD: Endangered codor eggs
TXC2: ALLTHERAGES ah
ALLTHERAGES: @TXC2 no wanting eggs
ALLTHERAGES: lol
lochnessseammonster:
big mood 
GirlPainting: egg sunny side up, toppled over, scrambled, pouched, hard boiled, soft biled?
ALLTHERAGES: ALL HAIL THE KING IN YELLOW
youcantlistentobuttons: A Nice Omellet?
DrLigmaPhD: Breakfast tacos?
GirlPainting: have you had a crock madame?
GirlPainting: or a crck misour
JKBalch: Thoughts on soft-boiled eggs?
malsareus: well the robot wants divinity
malsareus: how very human if them
TXC2:
malsareus like we built it in our own image or something 
uneactrice: Adam, want to sit in on this Teams work call for me?
malsareus: @TXC2 next it'll be holding contradicting viewpoints
ALLTHERAGES: a breakfast sandwich sounds so good...but bacon ham or sausage?
malsareus: and then we find out the skill grid has 3 dimensions
TXC2: ALLTHERAGES I'd say sausage, Bacon is the lunch food, Ham is a cold cut and is right out
TXC2: !break
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ALLTHERAGES: cheese is also a question
ALLTHERAGES: @TXC2 patty or links?
Wolfstrike_NL: cheese and ham tosti an option than?
TXC2: holy shit Worms Armageddon on CTS? lets fucking go!
TXC2: ALLTHERAGES links always, I'm British, I don't think I've ever seen a pork patty.
ALLTHERAGES: @TXC2 fuck yeah worms! thats still the best one!
LordZarano: AAAAAAAaaa! My Steam Controller JUST came! (Typed on my Steam Controller)
ALLTHERAGES: @TXC2 oh boy the pattys are the best
GirlPainting: welcome back
GirlPainting: whatcha chweing? ^^
ALLTHERAGES: @TXC2 also easy to make if you have a food processor
BusTed: oh yeah, combo breaker soon
Wolfstrike_NL: Is the passport all sorted now?
JKBalch: We're excited for you
Boiler_bot: Maybe?
Juliamon: I think it's safe to say Arjun has made some mistakes.
SKRYMr: Just got here. You know the game is good when the streamer doesn't talk
TXC2: SKRYMr yeah, gameplay has Adam enraptured
s0lesurviv0r:

Mr_Horrible: I see we seem to have found a new biome after the spire?
Mr_Horrible: and here I thought that was the climax
TXC2: yes we're in church now
Mr_Horrible: inverted the castle like Alucard?
Mr_Horrible:
more like Symphony of the Light 
Mr_Horrible: the tall men are also getting more belligerent in here, I guess
Mr_Horrible: just teleporting directly in our face and throwing balls
oneandonlysrun: When you die is it best to start the run right from the beginning or use the portal
Mr_Horrible: when you stub your toe on Red Orb
TXC2: oneandonlysrun Adam's been using the portal
TheMerricat: I could see starting from the start if you are grinding something, but at least for the first runthrough that feels counter productive.
malsareus: only after 10.000 years will that node be yours
oneandonlysrun: People are saying that if you start from beginning you are much more powerful by the time you get back where your objective is
TheMerricat: @oneandonlysrun Yeah, but you also have to grind through the start over and over again.
CWaltz86: gamehaus????
Mr_Horrible: it's more a factor of how long you're okay with a run taking, yeah
malsareus: welcome to 2016
CWaltz86: also happy we are gonna see more of this game
Mr_Horrible: Game. Hows?
matthaus_c: gamehaus overlay is jangling all the right keys
TheMerricat: But it could.
accountmadeforants: Why are you surprised, Gamehaus never left in this timeline
TXC2: when we needed it most, Gamehaus came back
Mr_Horrible: me at old final fantasy games:
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible 5%
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c see, that sounds ominous
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Mai_Andra: I didn't even know loadingreadyrun had a facebook page...
TXC2:
I once bought a video game from a store, walk the hour back home, only to find there was no disk inside 
CWaltz86: i forgot facebook exists
matthaus_c:
@Mr_Horrible I'm usually more of a +2 person but just going +3 didn't feel right 
TheMerricat: Last post to the Facebook page was 2021
TXC2:
I can't, I don't even know what hapend 
TXC2: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c oh, damn, well then I'll take my flowers
AceGun_: Streamer is arguing with LRRbot
The_Timo: LRR bot deams otherwise
TXC2: well I meant it more to the why of this place being built in game
matthaus_c: Do Androids Argue With Electric Sheep
Mr_Horrible: this is the man who gets mad at the cartoon ghost on Tuesdays
AceGun_: bots deserve it
The_Timo: Does LRRbot outrank you at LRR?
Mr_Horrible: there's not really an upper limit here
accountmadeforants: !quote 6254
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The_Timo: Shmups
TXC2: ye olde Touhous of yore
The_Timo: every good character action game has a shmup section
Mazrae: Hello everyone, how are things going, this game looks interesting
Mr_Horrible: you can practically hear these guys going "hee hee hoo hoo" whenever the teleport
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
The_Timo: Ohhh now I see it lol, Overdrive is the purple flashing square and cheat death is the orange square by health lol. Haven't caught all the streams
TXC2: The_Timo to be fair, the stream logo is mostly covering it
The_Timo: Yeah been trying to look for some kind of indicator when it happens lol
Mazrae: What is this game about, it looks fun
Juliamon: solving a mystery on another planet
Juliamon: the planet is named Carcosa
Mr_Horrible: Time loop driving a lot of people on an interplanetary mining operation insane
Juliamon: if the name rings a bell, you know what to expect
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Titanium Court) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (37m from now).
Ferisar: sarOS
Ferisar: the orb shlorper has logged on
Mr_Horrible: a real clusterfuck down here
Mr_Horrible: they're just letting anyone into the strands these days
TheMerricat: @Mazrae We are a member of the 4th Echelon. A mission sent by a megacorp to exploit this planet. As per SOP every other Echelon sent before us lost contact. We specifically have lost our memory of some events, also our mission has been sabotaged so we are stranded here. Something funky went on with the 1st and 2nd Echelon that we are discovering over logs. Also we've been talking to someone who isn't on the crew roster and we didn't know they weren't, and they seem important to us.
Mr_Horrible: it's The Beach That Kicks Your Ass
TheMerricat: On top of that, we have an (ex?) wife that may have been in the 1st Echelon.
Ferisar: I love that movie
The_Timo: I did wonder if Ai could be involved, if Elder beings could just incorporate technology and bypass the need to interact with humans, could be catastrophic
matthaus_c: to bravely shlorp what no one's shlorped before
TXC2: I've seen stories that reinterpret cosmic horror mythos as the "gods" being VERY advanced AI
lochnessseammonster:

TheMerricat: So Adam, do you foresee this being a full PIF stream or a "One more" stream?
TXC2:
it's a Gamehaus stream, says so right in the corner there 
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 
Ferisar: mods, shlorp that guy like spaghetti
TXC2: nah I already ate today
matthaus_c: hold up are we oscar isaac
AceGun_: @matthaus_c no, we're rahul kohli
matthaus_c: that checks out
TXC2:
Rahul kohli, who is NOT the guy who play the Master on Doctor who like I first assumed 
BrindleBoar: the beach that gets your socks wet
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 no but he WAS the sheriff(? head cop in some form, at least) in Midnight Mass
goombalax: "I now have negligence instead of drive" - Me in my 30s
Mr_Horrible: ain't that the truth
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible Rahul Kohli is one of the key traits that make something a Flanagan-like--
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I'll be honest I ain't watched the Hauntings from him, just Midnight Mass. Good show, got an ugly cry outta me at the end, never really squared with the "too wordy" complaints
matthaus_c:
@Mr_Horrible is that really a complaint people had 
TXC2: "too wordy" is code for "I didn't understand this"
TheMerricat:
In a world where Aaron Sorkin and Joss Whedon's works still exist, it's impossible to call anything 'too wordy' 
rosesmcgee: we tuned that fork
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c apparently? Some people were like "these two characters just sit here and philosophize on the couch for like half the episode!" and, uh, yeah, it was kinda an important convo for the show, lol
TXC2:
how does the suit know that? 
JKBalch: awwww
Mr_Horrible:
"Why are these characters having a personal discussion about what faith means to them? This show is about the Church!" 
Mr_Horrible: wow, Suit's mad at you for having a job
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible they should have /showed/ me how they feel about the Church with a fight scene--
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c Riley starts throwing power waves like Terry
TheMerricat: "I gotta hurry up and die!"
rosesmcgee: @TheMerricat This should do it
Juliamon: Maybe they're NG+
matthaus_c: you gotta collect the 4 Lord Souls to open the yellow gates--
Mr_Horrible: the real yellow barriers were inside you all along
x0den: did you ever try your power weapon on them?
TXC2: Mr_Horrible that is how the king in yellow gets you yes
The_Timo: Sol Ring?
Mr_Horrible: getting real "Eclipse" vibes from this Eclipse
matthaus_c: your wife ever turn into a ring of light?
rosesmcgee: constantly
Wolfstrike_NL: We found the elder ring
TXC2:
really thought we were gonna get a head pop there 
Invitare: this is what happens when you stare directly at an eclipse
BusTed: the razzle dazzle
TXC2: the cyber space medusas come out and kill you?
BusTed: ggs
YFiddler: where did they throw her?
x0den: ggs
Mr_Horrible: I keep thinking that and then there's more game, so
x0den: oh wow, no lucenite
Mr_Horrible: but it do feel like it's building to something
BrindleBoar: robot's gettin' weird
JKBalch: There's an hour between talking sim and the long game. surely that's enough
TXC2:
so Primary is gonna be the King aren't they? 
AceGun_: my fight money!
rosesmcgee: No taxation without representation
TXC2:
JKBalch Talking Sim is in 15 mins 
Invitare: bury me with -
30teracyte: shouldn't have been so negligent I guess
rosesmcgee: ggs
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
Mr_Horrible: thanks for da stweam
TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream Adam! Looking forward to the next!
matthaus_c: you're gonna beat Priestess and find out about the elevator to Siofra River
goombalax: hella entertaining
x0den: thanks for the stream!
spethycakes: Thanks for stream! I was entertained
AceGun_: oh no, i'm be perceived!
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
JKBalch: Thank you Adam
TXC2: oh we're on the internet
shendaras:
Thanks for the stream 
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Titanium Court) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
SnackPak_: hey Graham! Adam is a very entertaining streamer
TXC2: !events
BusTed:

TXC2: Live Hype!
Bearudite: already?
lochnessseammonster:

Bearudite: feels like it was just live
matthaus_c: special anniversary edition
spethycakes: On the record for boss reasons: I'm a fan of Adam, even if he refuses the villain arc
x0den: if okioki ever lines up with april fools' you should throw on mugen.
Mr_Horrible:

SnackPak_: uh oh
BusTed: 😬
Mr_Horrible: later boss
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Titanium Court) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
TXC2: title change!
TXC2: CONTACT
jessicaengle: Wheeee
jessicaengle:

Mister_BlueSky watched 155 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Bweh bweh bweh.
jessicaengle: Heckuva streak
niccus: i'm surprised the steam page still dodged the psychological horror tag
Gekyouryuu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 148 months!
Gekyouryuu: let us simulate talking, as is tradition
LRRbot:
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Juliamon: I know literally nothing about this game and I'm ready to find out
Earthenone:

TheMerricat: @Juliamon I think the description of the game on the steam page explains everything you need to know about it. "A surreal strategy game for clowns and criminals. "
Juliamon: (I deliberately have not looked up the game)
TheMerricat:
I know, and the description doesn't provide any info. 
TXC2: here we GO!
Jethrain: it is very much a "go into it knowing nothing" kind of game
Juliamon: well, now I know it's a "surreal strategy game"
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
iris_of_ether: *sippy*
StringCheeseRiot: Ooo what kinda game is titanium court?
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