BrindleBoar: robot's gettin' weird
JKBalch: There's an hour between talking sim and the long game. surely that's enough
TXC2:
so Primary is gonna be the King aren't they? 
AceGun_: my fight money!
rosesmcgee: No taxation without representation
TXC2:
JKBalch Talking Sim is in 15 mins
Invitare: bury me with -
30teracyte: shouldn't have been so negligent I guess
rosesmcgee: ggs
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
Mr_Horrible: thanks for da stweam
TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream Adam! Looking forward to the next!
matthaus_c: you're gonna beat Priestess and find out about the elevator to Siofra River
goombalax: hella entertaining
x0den: thanks for the stream!
spethycakes: Thanks for stream! I was entertained
AceGun_: oh no, i'm be perceived!
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
JKBalch: Thank you Adam
TXC2: oh we're on the internet
shendaras:
Thanks for the stream 
TXC2: !next
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SnackPak_: hey Graham! Adam is a very entertaining streamer
TXC2: !events
BusTed:
TXC2: Live Hype!
Bearudite: already?
lochnessseammonster:
Bearudite: feels like it was just live
matthaus_c: special anniversary edition
spethycakes: On the record for boss reasons: I'm a fan of Adam, even if he refuses the villain arc
x0den: if okioki ever lines up with april fools' you should throw on mugen.
Mr_Horrible:
SnackPak_: uh oh
BusTed: 😬
Mr_Horrible: later boss
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TXC2: title change!
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Mister_BlueSky watched 155 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Bweh bweh bweh.
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niccus: i'm surprised the steam page still dodged the psychological horror tag
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Juliamon: I know literally nothing about this game and I'm ready to find out
Earthenone:
TheMerricat: @Juliamon I think the description of the game on the steam page explains everything you need to know about it. "A surreal strategy game for clowns and criminals. "
Juliamon: (I deliberately have not looked up the game)
TheMerricat:
I know, and the description doesn't provide any info. 
TXC2: here we GO!
Jethrain: it is very much a "go into it knowing nothing" kind of game
Juliamon: well, now I know it's a "surreal strategy game"
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
iris_of_ether: *sippy*
StringCheeseRiot: Ooo what kinda game is titanium court?
orellien2773: Yay Titanium Court, this game deserves so much more attention.
accountmadeforants:
@StringCheeseRiot Everyone's told me it's a "go in blind" kinda game. (But I'll let Cori and Cam do that for me 
)
TXC2: I mean, a LOT of people did die because of Chernobyl...
SnackPak_: they really should
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flatluigi: @StringCheeseRiot it's a match 3 strategy game but it's very narrative and also extremely interesting on levels much higher than the description
StringCheeseRiot: Why thank you @flatluigi
iris_of_ether: Who among us
StringCheeseRiot: Sounds super interesting
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Gekyouryuu: if you get the chance later, Cori, they announced new premium versions of the legend rider cards from Gotchard, including new cards for Gotchard, Gavv, and Zeztz that are adorable, so those are worth looking at
goombalax: a Custodian?
BrowneePointz: C-ology 101
iris_of_ether: Friendo
ShaneLeeAtk: Never could find the classes
flatluigi: didn't even know andor was gay
goombalax: Andor 2 yeah
Vinewood_OG: Shrinking is sooo good. I need to get caught up.
taliesinskye: Web serials are awesome, if you want to do more reading
iris_of_ether: I'm just playing old games while fused to the couch, lol
SnackPak_: Noted Homestuck fan, Borges
Vinewood_OG:
"A career writing novels you find discarded in airports."
Gekyouryuu: i picked up some Caiaphas Caine books i need to get around to
Gekyouryuu: @SnackPak_ actually?
BrowneePointz: I've been watching a lot of Legends of Avantris Live Play stuff, cuz their Space Opera D&D Kickstarter has had my creative juices going again. In particular their cosmic horror sci-fi campaign Voidbound.
taliesinskye: Control was basically SCP fanfic, wasn't it?
SnackPak_: @Gekyouryuu just a joke
electric_claire: Antimemetics Division did come out *before* control.
niccus: control is fanfic of scp though
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TheMerricat:
wow, that got a visceral reaction.
flatluigi: yeah, there is no antimemetics division predates control
Going_Medium: Hello Canadian friends! Do you know where I can get a responsibly sourced Cowichan sweater? I want to have an awesome comfy sweater to wear while reading good books. Heading to mainland BC next month.
flatluigi: TINAD is 2015-2020, control is 2019
taliesinskye: The Diet Coke of Annihilation sounds like a great band name
flatluigi: annihilation the novel was 2014 but i feel like it was much less known until the movie in 2018
Gekyouryuu: it's like learning Power Rangers Lost Galaxy used the armor from Starship Troopers BEFORE Firefly got them
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flatluigi: when it finally got announced because of its IGF nominations i'd never seen so many people so eager to finally be able to talk about it
iris_of_ether: Forbidden Solitaire rips
TXC2: very solid click
30teracyte: i've only put about 3 hours into this game but it's quite neat so far
ButButTheJesus: ♪ Ohhh myyy heroooo... ♪
flatluigi: titanium court goes some extremely interesting places that i'd love talking sim to get to
TXC2: "it's a raaaace!"
Gekyouryuu: that's still one of my favorite talking sim moments was Cam and Alex losing their minds realizing Mettaton was doing the FF6 opera bit in undertale
aerolend: I'll get to the Japanese version of The Cube one day.
flatluigi: god i love the way this game sounds
orellien2773: Aye, the sound design is just top notch, both the effects and music.
aerolend:
Gekyouryuu: i fear this game might be entirely my shit
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: OK, this is fascinating.
Coloneljesus: oh nice, we're courting!
SnackPak_:
flatluigi: yes.
Coloneljesus: have not finished this game yet but the time I've spent was a delight
TXC2: "the metaphor is whatever we want it to be"
SnackPak_: classic cat
EmmaPartlow: typical cat
Boiler_bot: Katte
goombalax: the court of public opinuim
TXC2: the court of technicum ?
Coloneljesus: Tin Court
flatluigi: what's the name of the queen of the fairies again
JadedCynic: Titania, according to Shakespeare
JadedCynic: must be Oberon's courts
TXC2: Puck sounds like a Shakespearian name
SnackPak_: Puck is in a Shakespear play
Jundinator: Hi LRR. What is this
flatluigi: this is titanium court
flatluigi: it is very good
DMGlol: feed that cat
accountmadeforants: That is exactly what a cat would do yes
Boiler_bot: Feeeeeeed him
Jundinator: Like what genre is this
TXC2: hello Jundinator welcome to a game that is match 3 game, but also isn't
Jundinator: Oh huh
Jundinator: 4th wall breaker?
flatluigi: highly narrative match 3 strategy. very well written
DMGlol: its nice that they're hiring secular tooltips nowadays
Foxmar320:
Oh no game mentioning its UI! 
flatluigi: i mean, how much of a fourth wall is there when you're dealing with the fae
Jundinator: So much 4th wall breaking
TXC2: this whole game is devs saw the ProZD skit of the match 3 game being weird in a narrative game, and the devs said "you're on"
JadedCynic: @Jundinator if you're gonna transcend genres, why not transcend that too?
accountmadeforants:
flatluigi: this game is very jon bois
TXC2: no jump?
ArdCollider: I got to one point in this game and it made me irrationally stand in the yard mad and I admit that I'm wrong but also now I have to get back to it LOL
flatluigi: this game is extremely interesting in a lot of ways
LesBeauxPlastiques: ahoy
chief10kirk: Anyone have the 411 on the Jacob situation?
TXC2: hello LesBeauxPlastiques welcome
accountmadeforants: I'm really liking this music
lamina5432: this is an interesting soundtrack
accountmadeforants: And the "eh" noise the soldier makes
BrindleBoar: ice cream no!
TXC2: chief10kirk he's just doing his own stuff.
flatluigi: yeah, he wanted to move back to japan
flatluigi: (the brick joke here is that the queen of the faeries is Titania, so it'd be more accurately Titania's Court)
CaptainSpam: gasp.
chief10kirk: I only ask because I don't see anything on the socials from any lrr members about it. Figured if it was amicable, there would have been a send off. 🤷♀️
taliesinskye: Is there a name for this style of early DOS graphics?
flatluigi: @chief10kirk it was amicable, and his decision was many months ago
Jethrain: @taliesinskye the colour scheme is CGA
chief10kirk: @flatluigi Fair enough
taliesinskye: Ah, 4-bit apparently, didn't think it was that low.
TXC2:
CGA = Cyan, Green and Amber ?
JadedCynic: slightly higher in resolution, but akin to many of the 8-bit platforms of the era - Apple II, C-64, Atari, Dos CGA
Gekyouryuu: good joke. "remember what we taught you." "you taught me nothing." "good, you remember."
Jethrain: CGA = colour graphics adapter
mysticsailboat: woa! titanium court! i wasnt expecting LRR to pick it up but im glad theyre playing it
TXC2: Jethrain ah, that makes more sense
JadedCynic:
@TXC2 Nice, but "Color Graphics Adapter" (that MIGHT have been a subtext, tho 
)
flatluigi: i think our units also can't cross water :v
TXC2: also I be honest, my brain bricked HARD on a colour beginning with A.
Coloneljesus: amber?
chief10kirk: I would adjust the music down like 15% if it has a slider, it gets VERY loud imo
TXC2: Coloneljesus yes, that's what I got to in the end
JadedCynic: @TXC2 technically, it was amusingly CYMK (the 4th color 'black' being the resting background state of the CRT display)
TXC2: 2nd for music being turned down please
goombalax: this game is adorable
andrew632: @JadedCynic CGA is RGBI color output afaik
Coloneljesus: ah well
Simonark: Hey all, I took a wrong turn and wound up at the Vanadium Duchy next door, what did I miss?
JadedCynic: @andrew632 yes, but the hues chosen for the primary palette were cyan, yellow, magenta, and 'black', instead of JUST red, green, blue and black.
TXC2: hello Simonark welcome to this match 3 game that turns into a stratagy game
BrindleBoar: @TXC2 stratch 3
TXC2: BrindleBoar yes
Coloneljesus: what do you mean? this is a baseball and golfing game
Simonark: But with an economy built on guitar noodling I hear
JadedCynic:
@Simonark it's interesting here...in the sense of "may you live in Interesting Times"
flatluigi: i love the writing in this game so much
JadedCynic: I mean, he's NOT *wrong*...
mwlsn: oh, this is different from what I got here
TXC2: "death is not the end, many things happen after you die, you're just not part of them anymore."
matthaus_c: mooortal komfooort
flatluigi: i would _love_ this to keep going on talking sim
Gekyouryuu: a WHAT fort?
kusinohki: meows
EvilBadman:
There's a reason I sent this at you earlier this month 
JadedCynic: @matthaus_c *techno starts*
TXC2:
yeah, I'm sooooo comfortable living through the 5th once-in-a-lifetime economic crisis
andrew632: @JadedCynic I think you might misremember, because no palette is CMYK, there is CMW(K) - with black being adjustable to any background color. There is an RGY(K) palette too, among a few others.
LilacAndLilies: I think this is my game of the year but I can't talk about it with anyone who hasn't gotten to the ending
EmmaPartlow: That bed is massive
JadedCynic: @andrew632 you MIGHT wanna have a chat with the print industry...
goombalax: John Leguizamo is fantastic in that
TXC2: andrew632 JadedCynic drop it and move on
BrowneePointz: god I love Moulin Rouge
JadedCynic: @andrew632 also Cyan, White, Magent, blacK was palette 2 for CGA...
BrowneePointz: I'm sad at the music changes for the stage version
30teracyte: yes he did elvis
pctjoe: valerian and lucy as well
Gekyouryuu: "wallet x16, keys, OH, SHIT, SANTIAGO!"
30teracyte: valerian and lucy are both luc besson
kusinohki: "I lost my keys. now I can't play piano"
BrowneePointz: I think Valerian's biggest sin is some boring direction. and that was Luc Besson ye
TXC2: had to watch that movie for English class
Jillexie: Lucy was awful
pctjoe: my bad I confuse those 2
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2:
Valerian had a great contrast where the bad guy has a chest full of medals, and the good guy is bear chested and VERY fem, and yet the film does NOTHING with it
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Mangledpixel: I'm liking the colour palette of this
kusinohki: just noticed the curtains. are we doing a play?
Coloneljesus: love to eat 10 bread for breakfast
Simonark: Valerian, the other, weirder catnip
Kirgo: @TXC2 Kinda got that CGA thing going on.
BrindleBoar:
TXC2: AI was created in our image
MenomeAlice: Flight Of The Navigator going on
Coloneljesus: rule of threes goes into the square hole
TXC2: !break
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Simonark: Sadly this is true of most undergraduates
ekimekim: Specifically the tell is when something follows rule of 3 despite it being a factual report where there's no reason the number of items should exactly be 3
AtomicAlchemical: It lacks interiority. Which is also why managers and techbros love it.
Gekyouryuu: AI writing is the writing equivalent of "it goes in the square hole"?
LilacAndLilies: I mostly catch even edited AI paragraphs in novels because the characters suddenly lose object permanence and no conversation remember what happened in previous conversations
Mangledpixel: it squares in the go hole
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Coloneljesus: love the go hole
Coloneljesus: have a good one TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
Strebenherz: Take care TXC2
Gekyouryuu: me when i get really into one specific old board game: I'm in a real Go hole
kusinohki: watched some ai training vids. it talked about ai agents helping to write emails. and other agents that help read emails. just made me think why bother??
niccus: advanced cans with strings
Coloneljesus: short emails are the best emails
kusinohki: worms armeggedan cts?? *smile*
Coloneljesus: actually, 2nd best
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Coloneljesus: best emails are none emails
KeytarCat: *Neat!
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NovaTiempTwo: some more amazon money
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goombalax: This could have been an email, and with AI, it will be!
7gorobei: ai ceo
Coloneljesus: who's gonna read that? AI? ah...
SnackPak_: thats a good question
NovaTiempTwo: *sings* A I C E O ...
Coloneljesus: cheaper to not hold accountable
7gorobei: ai ceo doesnt need a golden parachute
ekimekim: a CEO's main job is investor relations, and given how much investors love AI, I suggest an AI is the *best possible* CEO
taliesinskye: Let's just skip to the end state of post capitalism and replace the billionaires with AIs
Gekyouryuu: an AI ceo would, ironically, have MORE humanity
Lord_Hosk: Does the AI CEO get a buyout when they fail?
Mangledpixel: there's an episode of The Twilight Zone that keeps becoming more relevant, where a CEO obsessed with automation keeps replacing people with robots - until he is replaced by a robot himself
NovaTiempTwo: thats so wild
Coloneljesus: the game is a much more enjoyable topic
Vinewood_OG: Don't snort creatine.
kusinohki: ai day trader, but it works and makes money on the stock market...
Mangledpixel: the episode is called The Brain Center at Whipple's, btw
Gekyouryuu: @Mangledpixel reminds me of a Scary Door bit from Futurama. "robot! experience this cruel irony for me!"
Jethrain: the soldiers are costing stone, not money
Coloneljesus: ^
ekimekim: the pick and sword will let you inspect your current units
Mangledpixel: and the robot that replaces the CEO is played by Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet, and all he does is stand there and swing a pocketwatch (an affectation of the ousted CEO)
Kirgo: Do you want 1 dollar or 2 dollars?
Coloneljesus: maybe this tide is where all the esoteric ebbed to
KeytarCat: No enemies in the side bar
taliesinskye: Smoothie experiment of the day; cherry and banana is a surprisingly good combination.
ekimekim: nice, no enemies
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Kirgo:
Coloneljesus:
BigDaddyBland87: Get a job slackers!!!!
taliesinskye: This suggests faerie queens don't tax their citizens
niccus: imagine trying to tax the fae
Mangledpixel: shopping time!
taliesinskye: They'd find all the loopholes, like getting cursed to sleep through tax season
flatluigi: this is what i do every single time: forget to shop first
flatluigi: and then i click through and don't buy anything
Gekyouryuu: I can't recall: has Talking Sim ever covered any of the final fantasies?
ekimekim: flatluigi: thankfully, undo
flatluigi: @ekimekim can't undo now :v
flatluigi: this is where i remember i wanted to shop, usually
taliesinskye: What even qualifies as a talking sim for Talking Sim, anyway?
flatluigi: the talking sim is what cori and cam are doing, all that really needs to be in the game is something interesting to talk about
BigDaddyBland87: Somebody post that billboard to rich people
pctjoe: lol stop staring or you might catch charges
taliesinskye: Oh, I see. Also, as a lawyer, that billboard joke was funnier than it should have been.
ekimekim: you could sell some food?
Mangledpixel: tree buckets!
taliesinskye: I think it's tre as in French for great
taliesinskye: Great bucket
flatluigi: flood ensurance is a very good pun
yomidian: yeah i missed 'flood ensurance' when i was playing before, good bit
BusTed: surely they're done
Coloneljesus: I think you can preview their trajectory by hovering over them
Anubis169: Lies! Lies and statisticts!
Anubis169:
BusTed: I believe you can click and hold on a catapult
BusTed: get rekt by geology, jerks
Coloneljesus: friggin Puck got away again!
flatluigi: ah, picking between three options
Coloneljesus: love picking between three options
taliesinskye: Rule of threes again XD
flatluigi: to make an exit you have to make an exit
BigDaddyBland87: hate it when people get high on allegory
flatluigi: oh no, personal growth
flatluigi: i love this game
Coloneljesus: it's good
taliesinskye: Oh no, don't take gifts from fae
JKBalch: An *overpriced beer
flatluigi: @taliesinskye our player-understudy has already been gifted with being the queen of the faeries so i think a potion of liking baseball is probably much less harmful
pctjoe: those sausage races but that might just be a Wisconsin thing
flatluigi: very good cori
Coloneljesus: I thought cam was talking about smacking someone with a sign
BusTed:
KeytarCat: that's so many mans
flatluigi: also you need 20 of everything
Kirgo: You could sell some bread to earn money.
BusTed: dang
orellien2773: Okay
BrindleBoar:
hygiene!
jessicaengle: abscond is a good word
flatluigi: the writing in this game is so good
jessicaengle: Magic magic magic magic
Kirgo: Colum for hail marries. Rows for planned moves.
Mangledpixel: organising shower thoughts
Coloneljesus: get his ass
160 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
GapFiller: SERGE RAID!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Coloneljesus: hey brew crew
Brutask:
jessicaengle: Hey Bean Team
EvilBadman: I feel Serge would also enjoy this
flatluigi: titanium court is a very good game
jessicaengle: It can be two things
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a faerie court game?
flatluigi: @Thefluffiestguineapig sure is
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10 Cam
flatluigi: vehicular theology...
jessicaengle: We should think about vehicular theology in the shower
flatluigi: dragon's still there
flatluigi: i hope we meet the dragon this stream
Mangledpixel: Todo: win
flatluigi: i would hope that our protagonist, being a mortal, recognizes a beer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thermostat oh that's so funny
Coloneljesus: @JoannaTastic don't think the yeast likes sunlight
Mangledpixel: Gites and Knoons
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Yeast is fine with light. It's the other things that light will encourage that you should worry about.
Mangledpixel: there's a new thing!
BusTed: snug
KeytarCat: well protected, but you can't *do* anything
KeytarCat: oh wait, I forgot miners
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flatluigi: what if you click and hold on the apple
flatluigi: mayonnaise?
Mangledpixel: a... jar of mayo?
KeytarCat: why are they inflammable??
PMAvers: Adam kicks in the door
SquareDotCube: Probably a wizard inside
Coloneljesus: our workers are ants
Thefluffiestguineapig: Somewhere Adam just sat up
Mangledpixel: ah, it's a taunt
LilacAndLilies: Yeah, but what's in the jar
CaptainSpam: Sounds like something on which you make progress if there's no other threats.
niccus: jar contained
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Otherwise the soliders will just be super vulnerable
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wormholes???
Mangledpixel: and a new sign
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mangledpixel What does it read? Is it a new one for the interpretation?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only one little man left!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are all awesome
flatluigi: i think we're not casting the beam
Thefluffiestguineapig: The beam is mega expensive
flatluigi: our new gunboat too
Thefluffiestguineapig: The wheat?
RonaldMcDownload: te boats will portage to nearest water, iirc
Thefluffiestguineapig: We aren't but some of the enemies are
flatluigi: i love the dragon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you do dragon first or rare chest then dragon? Decisions decisions
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also real question: can you heal?
niccus: there are ways.
flatluigi: the game is very far from unlocking all its systems yet
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FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @flatluigi Those curtains are right there . . .
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RonaldMcDownload I haven't interacted with the word portage in a long time
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm guessing that's why they start giving you other objectives now, so once you win the war you can start trying to open the jar etc
ArdCollider: I feel like I'm the only person who just went right to the jar and opened it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArdCollider I guarantee that you weren't
yomidian: i absolutely also snapped to 'okay opening the jar is now the primary objective'
yomidian: 'who cares about the dragon'
flatluigi: i went for the jar and then died horribly
ArdCollider: my rationale was "so you're saying everyone's going to have an issue until this thing is gone."
flatluigi: if we survive this fight we'll see the dragon
flatluigi: eggs?
flatluigi: egg zone
Mangledpixel: e g g s
SnackPak_:
eggs
EvilBadman: Yoshi lookin' eggs
flatluigi: oh. eggs
BusTed:
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Ah, hand-egg
RonaldMcDownload: footbaw
flatluigi: unsuspicious
yomidian: john madden.
couchboyj: Those tossed salads and scrambled footballs... they're calling again
JKBalch: House salad with hardboiled footballs
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Mangledpixel: bungoats!
SnackPak_: the good ol zerg rush
KaleidoscopeMind: :V
BusTed:
flatluigi: :V
LilacAndLilies: I love this game so much
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed Literally
RatherLargeToad: No pickles?!? The fiend!
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was the new thing?
flatluigi: oh, two food off of just bribing the dragon
orellien2773: There's another new note...
flatluigi: that might be an important thing yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that 50 food bribing the dragon?
flatluigi: we should check before we end high tide
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RonaldMcDownload: aaaand you win
LilacAndLilies: economic victory!
KeytarCat: really glad that didn't disappear when we ended navigation
flatluigi: @LilacAndLilies oh my god it even says it in game
hyalopterous: Eris at it again
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Ah. An option to experience a Tuesday.
LilacAndLilies: And touchdown!
EvilBadman: Touchdown Thurman Thomas
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: At least it makes a change from "Sell your gold!"
flatluigi: you guys did so well
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The comfort system seems like a pretty cool way to handle dynamic difficulty.
yomidian: as a minnesotan, in my experience, yes
ArtDecoSunburn: Fargo.
flatluigi: writes down 'we should get set on fire'
LilacAndLilies: The Beast!
Mangledpixel: where they grow pans
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving:
Is this a metaphor that has been so stretched out we're forgetting the purpose? 
LilacAndLilies: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving spoken like someone who still believes in cars
Vinewood_OG: *open mouth ipad cough*
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @LilacAndLilies It's a fair cop. In my defence, I mostly only believe in them when I have to cross roads to get to the pub.
KeytarCat: Each question is easy to answer, but there's always another question
flatluigi: it's such a good game
LilacAndLilies: Please buy it and play it, Titanium Court is a form of magic by its own definition
yomidian: it's good video game.
TheMerricat: Reminder this and forbidden solitaire are currently bundled together in Steam.
Jethrain: It's so masterfully written
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's late for me - I've bought it while watching but won't play until tomorrow.
Vinewood_OG: headphone adapter (derogatory)
yomidian: beach rock (fae)
flatluigi: i don't know when the stream's planning to wrap but we should push to the end of this post-victory interstitial
LilacAndLilies: The soundtrack is incredible but maybe don't listen to it until you're done with the game
yomidian: yeah there's definitely some tracks that are best to encounter/become aware of In Context
flatluigi: yes
BusTed:
RatherLargeToad: hate it when they do that. At least name the tracks with fake spoilers
LilacAndLilies: I have limited myself to sentence fragments today for a reason, this is a game best experienced blind
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It does seem like there's some personal crisis allegory
adamshandy: Columns was unparalled
niccus: a relic of the pre-candy-crush orthodoxy
ArdCollider: (There are some mental health topics that get addressed, for folks who may need a slight heads-up on that.)
RatherLargeToad:
Don’t ask Meagan from GLHF 
Juliamon:
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are a human brought in to be the queen of the fae
BrowneePointz: or are we merely Nick Bottom, being made an Ass
Ashmantle:
EvilBadman: Sunderfolk free on Epic right now, btw
flatluigi: it's the 10 year anniversary of live apparently?
Juliamon: PAUL GUEST HYPE
CaptainSpam: Ooo, special guest Paul!
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wedge_x: o/
ArdCollider: o7
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