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Mindfire13: So Serge is winning the die roll today?
MegaDosX: Very curious to see who the commanders are for this stream
Fruan: Draws are possible!
niccus: aggressive pessimism
MegaDosX: That would be a novelty
MWGNZ: challenge accepted
djalternative: Cori's the one largely responsible for the 5 hour commander game so that sounds like a threat
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LRRbot: Alania, Divergent Storm [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard [3/5] | Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the first instant spell, the first sorcery spell, or the first Otter spell other than Alania you've cast this turn, you may have target opponent draw a card. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
MegaDosX: Hell yeah Alania
RockPusher: Wait… Ben isn't going last?
Rodzos: 🦦
johnnylongtorso: the first spell otter than Alania
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flatluigi: oh, you get it for each of an instant, sorcery, and otter
neisan2112: @RockPusher OMG Right! The curse is gone
ALittleRedPandaPlush: thats izzet innovation
LRRbot: Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer [4UR] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Artificer [4/4] | Creature tokens you control have haste. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 blue Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token. Then you may choose a token you control. If you do, each other token you control becomes a copy of that token.
RatherLargeToad: we have Rule 0’d Shaharizad
TheMadS8nt: I was hoping everyone but Cam is playing Storm and Cam playing Possibility Storm
MegaDosX: Oh boy
RatherLargeToad: ah, that deck
LRRbot: Jackdaw [1UR] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever Jackdaw deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each artifact you control. / Crew 3
MegaDosX: Olivia would be so pleased
neisan2112: Ohhh babyt hell yeahPolymorph shenans
GoblinPieromancer: saw Ben’s decklist on moxfield. brilliant
Mindfire13: I prefer The Belligerent
raulghoulia: better to have a friend with a boat than to own a boat
lightfut: Boat boat boat boat boat
Goombill: Drop the 'The', it's cleaner.
MegaDosX: Boaty McBoatface
djalternative: He's Jack Daw or Mr. Daw to his work associates
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RockPusher: Serge should buy a boat
LRRbot: Arjun, the Shifting Flame [4UR] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx Wizard [5/5] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
MegaDosX: Arjun is very cool
neisan2112: Yeeeeeeee
DMGlol: arjun the goat
johnnylongtorso: mind mohel?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @RockPusher Serge should sell his boat.
r10pez10: oh man arjun
RatherLargeToad: Sphizard
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MegaDosX: Perfection
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neisan2112: Excelent
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neisan2112: I love this
Manae: That deck needs a scroll rack
RockPusher: Cameron is the reason people hang toilet paper wrong
Fruan: A mobius strip of toilet paper
RatherLargeToad: Reminds me of Flubs
protojman: these commanders are super choice
Strebenherz: Cameron pressing the draw button like LIZARD LIZARD LIZARD
LRRbot: Training Center | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
kristof162028: Serge did you play this deck on elder dragon hijinks bwfore?
RockPusher: Cori's deck made of nitroglycerin
DMGlol: please someone mental mistep on turn 1
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
MegaDosX:

flatluigi: hard crab
Dog_of_Myth:

Fruan: Citizen snips!
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land — Island Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
owangel1: Enhance on crab
wolphiron: Question: for a total newbie to Magic, would you recommend white Standard or a pre built Commander deck?
raulghoulia: !decks
RockPusher: Cameron winning on Steam Vents prettiness
LRRbot: Thundertrap Trainer [1U] | Creature — Otter Wizard [1/2] | Offspring {4} / When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
flatluigi: @wolphiron for a total newbie: whatever people playing around you will play
raulghoulia: good lord Bens deck
flatluigi: yeah what streamers said
TheMadS8nt: and let the beginning of everyone drawing/looking through multiple cards begin
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Upgraded Augur of Bolas. Put the top FOUR cards of your library on the bottom of your library.
Strebenherz: there's enough cards in standard atm you can make reasonably cheap standard decks
djalternative: standard is way better to learn to play
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
MWGNZ: commander is "hope you want to learn all the mtg cards ever"
ALittleRedPandaPlush: I feel like the best way to learn is probably to go to a prerelease
johnnylongtorso: "what does 'storm' mean?"
r10pez10: and you get arena too
owangel1: Start playing 1 on 1 first and then after some time when you learn enough about the game, then go into commander
definenull: I like sealed if people are willing it help you build
RatherLargeToad: Commander can be OK for learning if you have decks just for that. the starter $20 decks they did a few years back are great for that, if you can still find them
MegaDosX: I share Commander decks with my friends, including a few who are less knowledgeable about the game, but I deliberately build most of my decks as less complicated
GrathXVI: I have a Xenagod deck that I give to new players, you play creatures and turn them sideways
Bionull: I always found UR hardest to build. There wasn't much room between useless and storm off. Haven't tried in a while, though.
HadesLeprechaun: I'd give em a Torbran and tell them all they need to do is BURN
Larkonus: Sending a very powerful message. Dangerous to make enemies this early. (/j)
MrPipboy3000: @johnnylongtorso And why is it in german?
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
lilmeaches: arena has streamlined the learning quite well ive found
MegaDosX:
There's one deck I have that's actively complicated to play but I suggest people only play it if they're prepared for it 
LRRbot: Spirebluff Canal | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Hansk_and_Boo: stop it, please
djalternative: yeah. my vote will always be Prerelease for newbies. Nobody else knows the cards either
Strebenherz: @wolphiron whatsinstandard or scryfall are helpful sites for looking up stuff btw
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
MegaDosX: With the fur
MegaDosX: Does a sphinx wear boots like this, or like this
KaleidoscopeMind: only the lefts
RockPusher: The boots‽ Without the fur‽
RatherLargeToad: One on the left back, one on the right front
Wiliart: Are they for his wings?
BTownMC: swifthand gloves
Larkonus: But if you give him another pair of boots, imagine the tap dancing he can do!
MegaDosX:

Strebenherz: the sphinx just eats the boots and they give them the zoomies
Bionull: So the answer is the sphinx puts it on the human part even though it isn't legs
r10pez10: who walks in two boots in the morning, two boots in the afternoon, and two boots in the evening
owangel1: Another thing I would recommend is just watch magic on youtube. There are plenty of videos to watch and learn from
MegaDosX: So now I'm curious if Cori has Lutri in her deck
LRRbot: Thieving Otter [2U] | Creature — Otter [2/2] | Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.
RockPusher: Cori Otter do something
Hansk_and_Boo: It's the otter ophidia
Hansk_and_Boo: n
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Otter Rogue?
LRRbot: Izzet Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.
wolphiron: Hey gang, wanted to say thank you to LRR and chat for their insights into beginning Magic!
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
MegaDosX: That's about to be a thing
MrPipboy3000: Cori Steal Otter? I thought that was banned?
paronomasiac042: seems much less bad in multiplayer
Salvulant: uh oh
definenull: Just a peench
MegaDosX: I peench
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge, you need to get a blocker. You can't keep taking 0 like this!
DarkSVermoth: pretty sure there is a clue so that's evidence!
LRRbot: Jackdaw [1UR] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever Jackdaw deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each artifact you control. / Crew 3
kynelwynn: Cori can't steal the otter, she controls it!
lirazel64: 🦀
paronomasiac042: jack the daw
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MegaDosX: Amazing
kynelwynn: You got this Sege
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margieargie: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Yeah, at this rate it will kill him in [ERROR] turns!
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
flatluigi: i'm enjoying that ben's shirt currently says CRYTID
LRRbot: Idol of Oblivion [2] | Artifact | {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you created a token this turn. / {8}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.
LRRbot: Hordeling Outburst [1RR] | Sorcery | Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
RockPusher: In response Serge admires his boat
kynelwynn:

MegaDosX: Oh this is a Wheeler deck then
TheMadS8nt: kinda want to go on a sphinx subreddit and ask if a sphinx would be smart enough to figure out how to walk on two legs
DarkSVermoth: serge is truly living the "boat ownership" dream, it's just in the dock never to be piloted
djalternative: @flatluigi ben often cries tid
RockPusher: Scan the spunk zoo? Do we have to?
MWGNZ: @DarkSVermoth the boat needs an upkeep cost
MegaDosX: Yeah but Ben when will you ever make tokens
kynelwynn: Just a buncha lil' guyz
kynelwynn: Oh god LRRbot
MrPipboy3000: If Serge's ship is destroyed and goes back into the command zone, and then he recasts it, is it the same ship?
DarkSVermoth:
@MWGNZ 
Salvulant: crabbed again!
wolphiron: Me: no intention to play, but local card game store lets me have all the Lorcana cards I want, so I'm collecting the pretty Disney characters. And Imma use this MTG stream to sort them 😂
flatluigi: ben do you wanna draw first
Hansk_and_Boo: Idol tho
HadesLeprechaun: I have played Idol in a lot of decks, love it as a card draw spell, I don't think I've ever activated the second part
kynelwynn: Crabtouch, the lesser known cousin of the Muscletouch
RatherLargeToad: declare the ancient art of Crab Battle
LRRbot: Cultivator's Caravan [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 3
wolphiron:
Time for crab; 
Natedogg2: It's a land boat.
MrPipboy3000: A land boat is a Buick
Nightecho06: what is a boat, but a sea car?
RockPusher:

Hansk_and_Boo: Car is dry boat confirmed
50keyz: it looks like a boat with wheels
kristof162028: Hey ben I'm so happy u guys r playing izzet commander for tonight bc I just finish building my izzet self mill edh deck wirh the emperor of palmeciaa as the commander.
LRRbot: Mary Read and Anne Bonny [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Pirate [3/3] | Haste / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / Whenever you discard an Island, Pirate, or Vehicle card, create a tapped Treasure token.
MegaDosX: The pirate roommates!
Datnade012: @wolphiron thats awesome! id like to get into Lorcana, but its not selling anywhere close to me
MWGNZ: @HadesLeprechaun ive got idol in my populate deck, always good to have a way to generate the first 10/10 token
HadesLeprechaun: tbf boats came long before cards
owangel1: Serge remembered his basic lands. Rejoice!
foopoiuyt: Serge is the premier basic land pilot of the format
flatluigi: shoutouts to gay pirates
HadesLeprechaun: *cars
MrPipboy3000: No Calico Jack?
Mai_Andra:
Assassin's Creed deck 
MegaDosX: One trigger for each I think if you wheel
foolish_s4mwise: grackles aren’t technically a corgis, but they’re my fave anyway
MegaDosX: It'd say one or more
NonchalantAvenger: 'card'
Mindfire13: Does it say "One or more"
foolish_s4mwise: *corvid
Natedogg2: If you discard multiple relevant cards, Mary Read will trigger multiple times.
loufghyslaufey: How does any Crab, with a pair pincers, only amount to an 0/3 token these everyday formats these days?
wolphiron: @Datnade012 I heard it's less attack-y than Magic. My condolences there's no local store for you to check it out :c
DarkSVermoth: should be an instance for each card as it checks if it is?
Hansk_and_Boo: "That has EACH?!"
flatluigi: for each card that matches
Juliamon: grackles are *also* not corgis
NonchalantAvenger: but1 card only triggers once
loufghyslaufey: *a pair of pincers...?
MegaDosX: *writes down Tolarian Winds*
r10pez10: props nate
RatherLargeToad: since each card needs to be checked they are individual effects
LRRbot: Izzet Boilerworks | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{R}.
MegaDosX: Amazing
djalternative: wait. we got new sub badges?
foolish_s4mwise: @juliamon ain’t no rule that says a grackle can’t play basketball
MegaDosX: They're great in Commander if you're not a noob
MegaDosX:

JonHerzogArtist: Play more landfall, Serge, you'll come around
definenull: Bouncing the mh3 mdfc though...
Mindfire13: Bounce an MDFC to get another spell
50keyz: serge notable land-hater
Dog_of_Myth:

MegaDosX: Serge Moneybags Yager
Hansk_and_Boo: They're also great in Dandân ^^
Salvulant: fair point
DarkSVermoth: serge hates lands so much he forgets basics
kynelwynn: Boat ownership. gatekeeping dual selection.
RockPusher:
This is the same Serge who eschews basics 
MegaDosX: Oh.
LRRbot: Double Vision [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
MegaDosX: That's a card.
Cjcaesar: I can't forgive bouncelands back in the day s
NonchalantAvenger: sooooo.... game 2?
Cjcaesar: opponents bouncing them
MegaDosX: WOW
HadesLeprechaun: if you've got any of the "untap a land" mana dorks they're also extra good
LRRbot: Negate [1U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell.
RockPusher:
, Noooooo Cori!
MegaDosX: Sounds like Cori will remember this too
DarkSVermoth: cameron with the big police plays
flatluigi: i don't know if i've ever heard cori's voice go that high
TheMadS8nt: its because Cori attacked Cameron, we know thats the reason
raulghoulia: Cam wants Coris deck to do the thing
LRRbot: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki (front: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker) | Enchantment Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
omdorastrix: I get the verbal slip - but "copy it you can choose new copies" sounds like a robo-rosewater card
flatluigi: the homeslice is now flippidied also sounds like a roborosewater card
loufghyslaufey: Bayou isn't colorless... or did they change that rule of land's mana from off-colour identity sources?
MegaDosX: The Reflection in a Brudiclad deck is especially worrisome
r10pez10: it's a good card reader sir
GrathXVI: So that's the real story of what happened to James's eye, it got stolen to put into the new card reader?
loufghyslaufey: Well it doesn't add "colourless"...!!
LRRbot: Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer [4UR] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Artificer [4/4] | Creature tokens you control have haste. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 blue Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token. Then you may choose a token you control. If you do, each other token you control becomes a copy of that token.
MegaDosX: @loufghyslaufey The Bayou discussion was in the Golgari Commander stream
Mindfire13: Or a bunch of crabs
MegaDosX: You could turn all your tokens into goblin shamans that make treasures
flatluigi: @loufghyslaufey lands have no colors, but bayou is a swamp and a forest which makes it black and green because of those types
HadesLeprechaun: Brudiclad is super strong
Natedogg2: Ben is just making a token effort.
Hansk_and_Boo: And then turn the Treasures into goblin shamans
Dog_of_Myth: YES
GrathXVI: @loufghyslaufey but also, they DID get rid of the "off-color mana becomes colorless" clause
RatherLargeToad: a mere token…
MegaDosX: They just become the token
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It loses all its previous types.
Dog_of_Myth: ^^
flatluigi: also: that is permanent
ALittleRedPandaPlush: they're flat out just the new token
NonchalantAvenger: total rewrite
CaptainTempest: Everything is overidden by crab
Mindfire13: Only if the Treasure was an artifact for another reason
Natedogg2: They're copies of that token, so they're creatures. They're no longer their normal selves.
cmdrud87: I knew someone who played Brudi with There and back again.
Natedogg2: So treasures are now creatures, and whatnot.
CompleatedPinkie: Brudiclad and the Idol is scary.
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
MWGNZ:

flatluigi: do the correct line imo
Dog_of_Myth:

HadesLeprechaun: Ben is also very close to cracking the Idol
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Hansk_and_Boo:
Make the treasures Ben 
Strebenherz: CRABS CRABS CRABS
Natedogg2: Oh hey, thanks for the gift sub.
MegaDosX: That's immensely filthy lmao
foopoiuyt: Ben doesn't have time for crab?
GrathXVI: @MegaDosX I have a Brudiclad deck built around making token copies of things that SHOULD NOT be tokens and it is so filthy
DarkSVermoth: the new tokens last until after combat no? so keep those handy or do they stay as such?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Important question: Who is being attacked by the one that used to be a crab?
Natedogg2: They are Goblin tokens forever.
chrono2x: I do love a good brudiclad
flatluigi: @DarkSVermoth it's permanent. brudiclad is a lot
MegaDosX: Don't you make 12 treasures?
DarkSVermoth: oh damn
HadesLeprechaun: and that's a whole lot of 10/10s next turn...
GrathXVI: @DarkSVermoth They change permanently
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
LRRbot: Descent into Avernus [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.
MegaDosX: Game's gotta end guys
Dog_of_Myth: LET'S GO
MrSarkhan: Hell yeah!
Hansk_and_Boo: What if the treasures where the goblin shamans we made along the way
laikagoat: goated card
DarkSVermoth: brudiclad is stupid stupid, i've played him but i never knew he was THAT stupid
NonchalantAvenger: yeah this game is over in 1 round
Khalstrom: cam maybe should have saved that negate
HadesLeprechaun: incredibly great card, super needs a reprint...
MegaDosX: Ben just hit the afterburners
r10pez10: mechanized production no whammies
cmdrzellgaudis watched 175 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
LRRbot: The Lunar Whale [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/5] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as The Lunar Whale attacked this turn, you may play the top card of your library. / Crew 1
flatluigi: 175 streams wow
HadesLeprechaun: Ben probably just wins next turn, yeah?
Decaped: Ben's deck did the thing, time to kill him
LRRbot: Muraganda Raceway | Land | Start your engines! / {T}: Add {C}. / Max speed — {T}: Add {C}{C}.
djalternative: 175 stream watch streak?!?!
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
LRRbot: The Reaver Cleaver [2R] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many Treasure tokens." / Equip {3}
flatluigi: i think we need the older card reader back
MegaDosX: Everything is treasures
Mr_Bitterness: Oh yeah, chop treasures right out your opponents
Hansk_and_Boo: Biiiig cleavies
Dog_of_Myth: Commander Boat Damage
djalternative: if my understanding is correct, the reason they're trying this new one is because it can pull any card without having to preload them in?
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mary and Bonny will trigger after the discard and draw.
Hansk_and_Boo: chummander
MrPipboy3000: Does Mary and Anne increase that on the discard?
50keyz: discarding vehicle adds a tapped treasure before or after?
owangel1: Boatmander
Raincoast_Bear: !card AxeBoat
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
platymage: discarded boat get treasure
Chartle: after
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Also, Serge speeds up.
iconicshadow89: dont forget to increment speed
owangel1: Increase to warp 7
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Mr_Bitterness: Mary and Anne saw another Vehicle get discarded, but probably too late now
MegaDosX: I believe it's only on your turn if someone loses life
countingku: Fall Out boy Command Tower?
50keyz: tapped treasure for discarding big boat
LRRbot: Vandalblast [R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact you don't control. / Overload {4}{R}
MegaDosX: WOW
50keyz: LOL
50keyz: wow cam thats AMAZING
HadesLeprechaun: I mean it kills 11 10/10s
RatherLargeToad: But Ben winning also hoses Serge…
LRRbot: Invert Polarity [UUR] | Instant | Choose target spell, then flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that spell and you may choose new targets for it. If you lose the flip, counter that spell.
MegaDosX: Oh that's hilarious
flatluigi: omg
Juliamon:

MegaDosX: Just win that coinflip
Natedogg2: That seems fair.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh wow
50keyz: this is the most blue/red game
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
neisan2112: THIS is where Invert is fun as hell
ALittleRedPandaPlush: mission status: sick
Lord_Hosk: Remember when Serge begged Cameron to Counter Cori and he said "ill remember this with favor"
50keyz: clip reel
TheMadS8nt: best commander game ever!!!!!
MrSarkhan:

Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's not a copy. Serge gains control of it.
MegaDosX:
Should do but 
NonchalantAvenger: u copied the spell
ElektroTal: it definitely does
Natedogg2: You're not casting it, you're gaining control of it, so it's still overloaded.
jaimeblacken: it has the new text in the spell
r10pez10: gain control too right
Chartle: it's "you don't control", there's no more targets but it'll hit everyone else
r10pez10: (ie, not copy)
jaimeblacken: well it already resolved
Chartle: technically it says each
Chartle:

Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, it's actually "each", not "all"
omdorastrix: "Destroy EACH artifact you don't control"
Chartle: yeah
Joecool190: Ben is right
NonchalantAvenger: vandal still on the stack
iconicshadow89: ben is right
Jaskro182: Ben is right
Natedogg2: No, he gets priority after the Invert Polaity, before the Vandalblast you just gained control of resolves.
MegaDosX: Hexproof only works on target
Natedogg2: Hexproof won't help
Natedogg2: here
r10pez10: unfortunate
MegaDosX: Ben does also still have a bunch of goblin shamans
SpoonfullOfSugar: i thought hexproof does help because it's still targeting
MegaDosX: @SpoonfullOfSugar When it changes to each it's no longer targeting
Chartle: @SpoonfullOfSugar overload replaces target with each, so no targets
Natedogg2: An overloaded spell has no targets. "Target" is replaced with "each"
MrPipboy3000: @SpoonfullOfSugar Overload doesnt target
Chartle: we got the w
Chartle: clip it
r10pez10: word replacement thingoes are weird
neisan2112: Thats a first
SpoonfullOfSugar: ah
LRRbot: Alania, Divergent Storm [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard [3/5] | Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the first instant spell, the first sorcery spell, or the first Otter spell other than Alania you've cast this turn, you may have target opponent draw a card. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
omdorastrix: SOme of us are helping, Most of us are just watching the carnage
r10pez10: i'm just vibing
couchboyj: Flailing Bacon is my new band name
omdorastrix: It's not a dog - it's an otter
flatluigi: !card descent into avernus
LRRbot: Descent into Avernus [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.
LRRbot: Seven Dwarves [1R] | Creature — Dwarf [2/2] | This creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature named Seven Dwarves you control. / A deck can have up to seven cards named Seven Dwarves.
BraveOthello: OMG
flatluigi: hell yeah ben
Juliamon: YUP
circusofkirkus: which dwarf is it
r10pez10: hahaha
neisan2112: FUCK YES
frank_the_great: Ben wins in my heart
RatherLargeToad: Dwarf Overwhelming!
HadesLeprechaun: oh this is unbelievably sick
Strebenherz: Oh. Oh shit.
Strebenherz: OH DAMN
Juliamon: this is exactly what Izzet is about
flatluigi: extremely many dwarves
MegaDosX: That is incredible
Manitu_25: LMAO
neisan2112: Thats so fucking sick
r10pez10: yeah that's wild
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
flatluigi: dwarf on the stack
Strebenherz: @Juliamon Four mad scientists all seeing who can speedrun destroy the world first?
HadesLeprechaun: I need this deck pronto
LRRbot: Rapid Hybridization [U] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.
Strebenherz: @HadesLeprechaun ty, i forget that's a command
LoadingReadyRun: Snow White and the OH GOD TOO MANY DWARVES!
kristof162028: Question for the table is anyone planning the aura called clout of the bonuses in ur decks?
Juliamon: this is why I love Izzet despite not really being into blue. absolutely stupid nonsense
cmdrud87: shouldn't it be 17?
djalternative: I choose to believe ben has 55 treasures
LRRbot: Goldspan Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / Whenever this creature attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token. / Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."
MegaDosX: DARGON
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ooo
50keyz: @djalternative 55 burgers 55 fries
DarkSVermoth: it's funny how blue red always seems to go crazy at some point idk who is scarier, serge or ben
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge gets a treasure on attack.
TheMadS8nt: Cori's look of betrayal
MegaDosX: 4 is max and is on the back of the roken
MegaDosX: token
Hansk_and_Boo: Inconceivable
LRRbot: Valkyrie Aerial Unit [5UU] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
MrPipboy3000: FOUTY 7 Dwarves ...
Strebenherz: Far over the misty mountains old asn whatnot
Juliamon: Ben is playing dorf fort
ELD_Winterlight: Remember goldspan makes treasures give 2 mana each
RatherLargeToad: Fear the 7 Loompas
Strebenherz: @Juliamon Speaking of, I have dwarf fort up atm. Magma forges for life!
LoadingReadyRun: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to kick ass we go
LRRbot: Arjun, the Shifting Flame [4UR] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx Wizard [5/5] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
NonchalantAvenger: "Gross!" "Thank You!" lolll
ALittleRedPandaPlush: Uber Loompas
cmdrud87: took him long enough
LRRbot: Cascade Bluffs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.
RatherLargeToad: Cam needs to try Flubs when they do Jeskai night
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NonchalantAvenger: cam's mind is entirely comprised of memes
RatherLargeToad: oh wait, that’s temur
LRRbot: Pearl of Wisdom [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an Otter. / Draw two cards.
Natedogg2: No, you can't get multiple speed by hitting multiple players in the same turn.
djalternative: speed is very fair unless you have some of Gavin's special cards
Strebenherz: wait did someone play mindmoil?
TabbyLavalamp: I never pegged Cam as a hard-G "gif" sayer. Respect.
WarCorrespondent: @RatherLargeToad I have a weird curse where I keep watching Flubs games on social media, and the flubs never goes off XD
MrPipboy3000: Izzet night isn't about sensibility!!
LRRbot: Stormcatch Mentor [UR] | Creature — Otter Wizard [1/1] | Haste / Prowess / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
MegaDosX: "Whenever one or more opponents lose life during your turn, if your speed is less than 4, your speed increases by 1. This ability triggers only once each turn." is the exact rules text for how it works
Spades_Slicc: Izzet night? Depends on your tinezone
vinopinguino: yo nice otters dude
LoadingReadyRun: Niv Mizzet: "I could do that, but I don't want to be greedy"
Spades_Slicc: Ough minor typo in chat
goombalax: can you Strionic Resonator the speed trigger?
RatherLargeToad: @warcorrespondent It is a tricky deck to pilot and is very luck dependent, but it sure is fun when it gets going
circusofkirkus: descent!
MegaDosX: Time to go to hell, team
Lord_Hosk: Now Cameron is like that video of the guy who makes his buddy a sandwhich "you drew me a card? I love you"
Mindfire13: Alania feels like a really interesting commander, especially for a group hug/slug deck
couchboyj: Izzet night? Getting there, at least on the east coast.
LRRbot: Rapid Hybridization [U] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.
SonofThoth: Did Cam get his treasures?
SonofThoth: Not that it matters here I think
jaimeblacken: trigger arjun no?
LRRbot: Lazotep Plating [1U] | Instant | Amass Zombies 1. / You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn.
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
definenull: storm count?
cmdrud87: Arjun trigger(s)
MegaDosX: Blue decks go brr
r10pez10: oh yeah arjun whenever that happens
MegaDosX: Yes
RatherLargeToad: I did see the dream for Chaos Ward last week during a game. Someone Chaos Warped a Murkwood Bats and then shuffled in in and it ended up on top
raulghoulia: you used to not
LRRbot: Saheeli's Artistry [4UU] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Create a token that's a copy of target artifact. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Natedogg2: Yes, he still shuffles and reveals.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooooo
Strebenherz: F
MWGNZ:

laikagoat:

r10pez10: there was a time when you didn't, but yeah
RatherLargeToad: I bet you WOULD like to cast that
adept_nekomancer: "I'd like to, but cannot"
50keyz: "id like to but i cant"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I would like to not cast Saheeli's Artistry.
MWGNZ: "id like to cast it, but i cant"
Larkonus: Big gamba!
rosesmcgee: Welcome to Izzet night
MegaDosX: Holy shit
definenull: respect
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
MrSarkhan:

flatluigi: i mean, it is apparently a polymorph deck
CaptainTempest: The ol MODO bug strikes again
MegaDosX: I mean he's a polymorph deck, there's a reasonable shot he flips it somehow
MrPipboy3000: Yup, there's your problem, you tried to socrcery when you could only instant ....
raulghoulia: polymorph deck makes sense
GreenyTea: 70:1 odds or so
owangel1: At least it isn't a different color sleeve
MrPipboy3000: Cori Deck Cutter
WarCorrespondent: I believe in a thing called love
cmdrud87: Cori (steel) cutter
Larkonus: The statistically likely thing happened, oh my!
LRRbot: Lazotep Plating [1U] | Instant | Amass Zombies 1. / You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Yeah it's been errataed
RatherLargeToad: Zombarmy
LoadingReadyRun: all seven dwarves become one 3/3 creature?
MegaDosX: I mean we go back to the Kiki trigger don't we?
flatluigi: the kiki jiki trigger hasn't resolved
definenull: still got the kiki
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben also gets a Second Dwarf for the moment.
djalternative: off to dinner. night all
Mr_Bitterness: Kiki makes a copy of the Seven Dwarves
MrPipboy3000: Still get the dwarf token
MegaDosX: I love how that's what got lost in all of that
Larkonus: @LoadingReadyRun Seven Katamari'd Dwarves
KWardJenx:
100 The vibes are fantastic
MegaDosX: It's a good creature to copy
LRRbot: Saheeli's Artistry [4UU] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Create a token that's a copy of target artifact. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
adept_nekomancer: "You wouldn't download a boat..." (yes I would)
flatluigi: a suspiciously artifacty seven dwarves
LoadingReadyRun: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off the sea we go!
r10pez10: i wonder if it's like the morph or manifest ones
r10pez10: that are a bit more like a concept than anything else
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How does Ben make a copy of Seven Dwarves? They aren't an artifact?
r10pez10: uncanny recognition in a copy token is pretty funny though
LRRbot: Reality Heist [5UU] | Instant | Affinity for artifacts / Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal up to two artifact cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Natedogg2: The second mode can target a creature. Not just an artifact creature.
Mr_Bitterness: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Kiki Jiki flip side of the Saga
Larkonus: 404: The reality you were attempting to steal from does not exist.
adept_nekomancer: @LoadingReadyRun I feel like in this case it needs to be "Yo Ho, Yo Ho..."
Strebenherz: Rest in peace Serge
MrPipboy3000: Serge never got the Jackdraw to full speed ... so sad
Spades_Slicc:
Pay 7 U, do nothing, lose: and they say this game has power creep 
Bionull: Last I was watching Serge was saying he had a hand full of vehicles and one creature. I see how that went.
flatluigi: serge is dead, now cameron can finally play
WarCorrespondent: "Yet"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Mr_Bitterness I know that one, but the token isn't an artifact. New ridiculous card that has choose both on it apparently does things as Nate pointed out.
MegaDosX: Oh my god
cmdrud87: arjun
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LRRbot: Alhammarret's Archive [5] | Legendary Artifact | If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead. / If you would draw a card except the first one you draw in each of your draw steps, draw two cards instead.
MegaDosX: Now is River Song in this deck?
MegaDosX: River Song just draws them back
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
NotCainNorAbel: ONE of the monsters
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge, unburdened by being a player, can now Judge.
MrPipboy3000: Game recognize game Serge ....
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LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Mindfire13: Arjun and River Song have neat interaction
LRRbot: Spellgyre [2UU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell. / • Surveil 2, then draw two cards.
Dog_of_Myth: Walked away for a bit, who killed Serge?
ghizmou: LFG
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
MegaDosX: No Ben she's playing otters not goats
circusofkirkus: arjun trigger though?
MWGNZ:

elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yoooo
CaptainTempest: Magic is a hard game yall
adept_nekomancer: Izzet Commander Night: Secretly it's just Judge's Tower
Forlorgen: R/U Night is just a more fun judges tower
r10pez10: i think it's fine
r10pez10: effing wild
HadesLeprechaun: Izzet is a hard Magic game, lol
MrPipboy3000: Everybody just lost Judge's Tower ... its fine
Bionull: Probably it would have responded to trigger since Cam just gets more cards each time
MegaDosX: We're all looking for the guy responsible for this
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
circusofkirkus: arjun trigger 2
Natedogg2: When in doubt, blame chat.
A_Dub888: Hi friends, I see Serge got sunk
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yesssssssss
MegaDosX: Cam may well deck himself with Arjun triggers
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: deeper
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Two more spells and Cameron decks himself.
definenull: cam might deck out to arjun silliness
circusofkirkus: unless it gets over 100?
MegaDosX: Archive increases the draws though
Chartle: well until you have to draw >100 cards
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah it cycles the cards
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If he has to draw over 100 cards, he decks.
CaptainTempest: Can he draw 96
ALittleRedPandaPlush: If it gets to 100 card draw though
Mindfire13: This is why it was a really bad idea to put Thought Reflection in the precon that had Arjun
HadesLeprechaun: !card arjun
LRRbot: Arjun, the Shifting Flame [4UR] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx Wizard [5/5] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
owangel1: If Niv-Mizzet was on the field that pings, oh chef's kiss
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MegaDosX: Serge you should apologise to us now
MrPipboy3000: Cam can cast 2 more spells
raulghoulia: The Beliigerent
iconicshadow89: the belligerent
CaptainTempest: The Belligerent!
Mindfire13: The Belligerent. My prefered Izzet boat
A_Dub888: !card the belligerent
LRRbot: The Belligerent [2UR] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Whenever The Belligerent attacks, create a Treasure token. Until end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time, and you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. / Crew 3
flatluigi: !card the belligerent
LRRbot: The Belligerent [2UR] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Whenever The Belligerent attacks, create a Treasure token. Until end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time, and you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. / Crew 3
AugmentingPath: I think he can only cast 1 more? 24->46->90, and he has more than 10 cards between board and yard I think
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
WarCorrespondent: The Jelly-Beret?
Dog_of_Myth:

enbyKriss:
I was gonna say, it's always really impressive to watch Serge or any of the judges switch from player mode to judge mode 
MegaDosX: That's a little dangerous with Arjun but let's rock
HadesLeprechaun: fortunately for Serge, Descent WILL end the game soon enough no matter what
LRRbot: Lindblum, Industrial Regency // Mage Siege | Lindblum, Industrial Regency | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. // Mage Siege [2R] | Instant — Adventure | Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
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A_Dub888: Wheeler says a lot of things
LoadingReadyRun: I guess drifting in a boat isn't really that impressive
OldUncleDan: Cam just needs Lab Man or that one Jace.
MegaDosX: Cam needs Lab Man or Jace very soon or he loses lmao
drewm1022: Shenagningans.
MegaDosX: Ben you did it for the bit
s0lesurviv0r: I just realized I'm hoping for good Hero tokens out of the Marvel set, maybe some D-listers who didn't make the set
HadesLeprechaun: why *did* Ben tuck his commander?
A_Dub888: !card shenanigans
LRRbot: Shenanigans [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact. / Dredge 1
ALittleRedPandaPlush: he just needs to not replay Arjun for a while
Salvulant: right there with you Serge
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @HadesLeprechaun Trying to get it back when it got Chaos Warped.
s0lesurviv0r:
bring back tokens with regular card backs! 
Mindfire13: Agreed. But only if the backside of the tokens aren't very common tokens, like treasure
MegaDosX: Anomalous behaviour
HadesLeprechaun: @Dread_Pirate_Westley ty, missed that, awfully ambitious, lol
TabbyLavalamp: I disagree with Serge. Double-sided tokens means twice as many tokens.
ALittleRedPandaPlush: yeah, more annoying to store, much more likely to be useful in individual decks
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
LRRbot: Sea Gate Restoration [4UUU] (back: Sea Gate, Reborn) | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand plus one. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
HadesLeprechaun: WOW
pn55:

MegaDosX: Draw all of the cards!
circusofkirkus: and the archive
MegaDosX: So draw 44
flatluigi: it doubles
MegaDosX: Or, 46
Mindfire13: Cam draws 46
A_Dub888: is thoracle in the deck?
ALittleRedPandaPlush: If one was running a LRR pile of tokens, sure, but for the rest of us it's mostly upside, Put them in the decks that want them, less space more tokens
adept_nekomancer: Draw ALL the things!
MWGNZ:

MegaDosX: This is amazing
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cameron has now seen his entire deck.
HadesLeprechaun: NOW decking is a real possibility
MegaDosX: Niv Mizzet wishes
MegaDosX: Oh agreed
jaimeblacken: lab man tho
MegaDosX: I'm saying Niv wishes he could draw this many cards
Natedogg2: Well, time to open some more Final Fantasy packs then.
kristof162028: Ben how does cam wins?
LRRbot: Sea Gate Restoration [4UUU] (back: Sea Gate, Reborn) | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand plus one. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
letsbelgo: lololol
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
jaimeblacken: lol
flatluigi: be cool chat
MegaDosX: That is an objectively funny topdeck
Natedogg2: *spoilers*
MWGNZ:

ALittleRedPandaPlush: peak comedy though
DeM0nFiRe:

realbadatthis_: why cant i hold all these limes
MajorFrostbyte: This is so good.
A_Dub888:

circusofkirkus: maybe cast your commander?
LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
AdamYMHMI: Now to develop a dewey-decimal like system for organizing your hand.
WarCorrespondent: Just hold all the limes 5head
HadesLeprechaun: hahahah
jaimeblacken: nah
jaimeblacken: couple more cantrips cam
MegaDosX: He's literally got a limited deck in his hand
adept_nekomancer: Die the way you lived... drawing 80 cards
flatluigi: cam can you please show off your hand to camera
flatluigi: for screencap purposes
Natedogg2: You can only band on attacking, not on blocking.
HadesLeprechaun: well you'd certainly bottom them early game
Fruan: Is there a Fallout Lab Maniac>
goombalax: that is a rhystic, the FF lab man is a bunch of people
LRRbot: Expansion // Explosion | Expansion [{U/R}{U/R}] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell with mana value 4 or less. You may choose new targets for the copy. // Explosion [XUURR] | Instant | Explosion deals X damage to any target. Target player draws X cards.
pn55:

letsbelgo: lololol ͏
neisan2112: AHAHHAHAHAH
MWGNZ:

circusofkirkus: hoisted
Strebenherz: Holy crap
flatluigi: also target player draws 15 cards
iconicshadow89: cam draws 2
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cameron is drawing 2
letsbelgo: draw 2
Strebenherz: Did can just draw lab maniac
Strebenherz: Cam*
flatluigi: also the draws
HadesLeprechaun: that many cards and no counterspell??
flatluigi: resolve the draws
circusofkirkus: who's drawing the 15s
JDMan94: 15 cards to be drawn
flatluigi: two target players draw 15
Mr_Bitterness: Who's drawing the 15?
definenull: who's drawing 15?
letsbelgo: target player draws 15
Mindfire13: Who draws 15 cards rwice?
vinopinguino: lol
MegaDosX: Yeah Explosion has another line of text
pn55:

MajorFrostbyte:

flatluigi: well rip
ALittleRedPandaPlush: that was incredibly sick
DeM0nFiRe:

JDMan94: Great game tho
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 30 damage at Ben, Cameron Draws 60.
Mr_Bitterness: Yup, Cameron draws 60
JDMan94: God I love Expansion//Explosion
shendaras:

Mr_Bitterness: @JDMan94 It was my signature spell for my Ral'Zerak Oathbreaker deck
Voidhawk42: "I cast "Explosion" " is always a great final line in a wizard duel
Mindfire13: I love forcing an opponent to draw an absurd amount of cards
BronzePanda: Ive read some fanfics about Expansion/Explosion, they were not MTG related... I was shocked
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flatluigi: @Mindfire13 !card mathemagics
flatluigi: :T
MegaDosX: Wow, back to back dice roll wins
A_Dub888: start?
vinopinguino: immediate archenemy
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: That's a start
Mr_Bitterness: Thank you, come again.
vinopinguino: "and i took that personally"
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
flatluigi: did Ben and Serge get their commanders back
crimsonarcanum: I thought I came in on turn 2 at first.
MegaDosX: Oh yeah did Ben remember to get Brudiclad out of the deck?
LRRbot: Cori Mountain Monastery | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
LRRbot: Stormsplitter [3R] | Creature — Otter Wizard [1/4] | Haste / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a token that's a copy of this creature. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step.
TheOtherTracy: I love this! Most of my commander decks are named and themed after Mountain Goats songs!
Lord_Hosk: I AM GONNA MAKE IT...
A_Dub888: ScuteStorm
BronzePanda: I always knew those Otters were Sith
HadesLeprechaun: @MegaDosX looks like it's the black facedown card under his deck
LRRbot: Vnwxt, Verbose Host [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [0/4] | Start your engines! / You have no maximum hand size. / Max speed — If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.
MegaDosX: I'd like to buy a vowel
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
LRRbot: Izzet Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Glimpse the Impossible [2R] | Sorcery | Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them into your graveyard, then create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token for each card put into your graveyard this way. Those tokens have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
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MegaDosX: No sharks for you
kristof162028: Hey ben r u playing the new elemental otter from secrets of strixhaven commander precon named Muddle the ever changing?
LRRbot: Cultivator's Caravan [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 3
CaptainTempest: Glimpse puts them to graveyard!
HadesLeprechaun: @kristof162028 he has no creatures in his deck besides the 7 dwarves
LoadingReadyRun: Glimpse the Impossible: "My brain cannot conceive of 3 CARDS! AHHHHH!"
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
fizzymtg: Glimpse put them in the yard a end of trun
LRRbot: Goblin Electromancer [UR] | Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Alania, Divergent Storm [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard [3/5] | Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the first instant spell, the first sorcery spell, or the first Otter spell other than Alania you've cast this turn, you may have target opponent draw a card. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Juliamon: kristof162028 Cori is the one playing otters, so...
A_Dub888 cheers
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is he Brainstorming wrong?
MrPipboy3000: It does have that "Front of the Blockbuster" sun fading to it
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.
LRRbot: Jackdaw [1UR] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever Jackdaw deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each artifact you control. / Crew 3
vinopinguino: yachty
A_Dub888: boat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Later on CFUT, Boat.
LRRbot: Scrawling Crawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.
Strebenherz: Draaws
WarCorrespondent: Scrawly Crawly in the brawly
Dog_of_Myth:

DeM0nFiRe:

LoadingReadyRun: Phyrexian Bad Hug deck
WarCorrespondent: Cam just becoms a yugioh player and starts making up rules
MWGNZ:

HadesLeprechaun: playing thatsphinx that gives you an additional main phase?
LRRbot: Twinning Staff [3] | Artifact | If you would copy a spell one or more times, instead copy it that many times plus an additional time. You may choose new targets for the additional copy. / {7}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
definenull: copy copy copy
goombalax: !card Nekusar the Mindrazer
LRRbot: Nekusar, the Mindrazer [2UBR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/4] | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar deals 1 damage to that player.
LRRbot: Flame of Anor [1UR] | Instant | Choose one. If you control a Wizard as you cast this spell, you may choose two instead. / • Target player draws two cards. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Flame of Anor deals 5 damage to target creature.
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LRRbot: Misdirection [3UU] | Instant | You may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Change the target of target spell with a single target.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Which copies are letting whom draw?
kynelwynn: Have to at least resolve the Alaina target. Cam gets 1 card
LoadingReadyRun: Twinning Staff turns 2 into 3, surely that should be called a Tripling Staff
superdude097: Doesn't it have 2 target?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This spell does not have a single target.
Dvy1: it has 2 targets
Natedogg2: If the Flames has two targets, then it can't be Misdirected.
Bionull: Heh, target with a single spell
Natedogg2: Sorry for jumping the gun.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cori can choose to draw 2 cards and NOT lose 2 life if she wants.
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LoadingReadyRun: @Natedogg2 if both targets happened to be the same player, would the misdirect work?
Natedogg2: No, since it still has two targets, even if both targets are the same player.
LRRbot: Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer [4UR] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Artificer [4/4] | Creature tokens you control have haste. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 blue Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token. Then you may choose a token you control. If you do, each other token you control becomes a copy of that token.
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Natedogg2: Fear the Myr
jvg9849: is that a Wheeler token? Does LRR sell those and if so where do I send my money?
MegaDosX: !card slivdrazi monstrosity
LRRbot: Slivdrazi Monstrosity [CWUBRG] | Legendary Creature — Sliver Eldrazi [8/8] | Eldrazi you control are Slivers in addition to their other types. / Slivers you control have devoid and annihilator 1. / {3}: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Bionull: Can the game distinguish a token and a token that's been turned into another token in any way?
kynelwynn: There's one in the Mystery Boosters
letsbelgo: eldrazi dipped in that armor stuff
Voidhawk42: Is that that one Lazotep Sliver from Amonkhet, which bodes ill
Voidhawk42: *there is
MegaDosX: Also
MegaDosX: !card kozilek, compleated
LRRbot: Kozilek, Compleated [8{C/P}{C/P}] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Eldrazi [12/12] | When you cast this spell, each opponent gets two poison counters, then each opponent with more than two cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference. / Annihinfect
LRRbot: Rose Room Treasurer [3R] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [4/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, create a Treasure token if this is the first or second time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may pay {X}. When you do, this creature deals X damage to any target.
LRRbot: Riverpyre Verge | Land | {T}: Add {R}. / {T}: Add {U}. Activate only if you control an Island or a Mountain.
djalternative: a bolas made of slivers
MegaDosX: That sure is a different boy
JDMan94: My first commander
LRRbot: The Locust God [4UR] | Legendary Creature — God [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste. / {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
JDMan94: Big Bug Boy
MegaDosX: Arjun gonna make so many insects
Bionull: Oh, I see, direct damage on draw too boring but hasty swarm totally different.
JDMan94: Nothing better than clamping some locusts
DarkSVermoth: i just tried to rewind the stream cuz i didn't catch what was said about the locus god, i'm cooked chat
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I wish I had my own mountain
LRRbot: Otterball Antics [1U] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess. If this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / Flashback {3}{U}
ALittleRedPandaPlush: @DarkSVermoth if you go to /videos the stream is up there so you can go back that way, then watch at 1.5 speed to catch up
TheMinionGM: @DarkSVermoth Twitch lets you do that now actually. I missed the first 30 min and I caught up to live at x2 speed
DarkSVermoth:
it's fineeee i'll catch it when i rewatch the vod for engagement on youtube 
LoadingReadyRun: Three Otters? Throtters?
ALittleRedPandaPlush: a throtple
dasdardly: ah brudiclad my beloved
LRRbot: Shivan Reef | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
HadesLeprechaun: Brudiclad was the alternate commander like....2019 commander decks?
TheMinionGM: Oh right, brudiclad was on the multiverse bonus sheet for MOM or something, right?
LRRbot: Release the Gremlins [XXR] | Sorcery | Destroy X target artifacts. Create X 2/2 red Gremlin creature tokens.
MegaDosX: Hey look chat it's us
CaptainTempest: @TheMinionGM Correct! It had some very cool synergy with the Incubate tokens
djalternative: we're being released?!?!
kynelwynn: We are free now!
djalternative: FINALLY
DarkSVermoth: FREEDOM!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69 can’t forget to toss my bits in tonight!
MegaDosX: Just use dry erase tokens like Infinitokens
dasdardly: brudiclad is nice because you only need all the fiddly bits for one turn
dasdardly: dry erase is very clutch
Decaped:
<Gremilins
LoadingReadyRun:
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Dog_of_Myth:

HadesLeprechaun: @CaptainTempest it was reprinted there, but was originally printed in commander 2018
kynelwynn: Ben, is your Bruticlad deck running Magnus the Red?
LRRbot: Hazoret, Godseeker [1R] | Legendary Creature — God [5/3] | Indestructible, haste / Start your engines! / {1}, {T}: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn. / Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have max speed.
MegaDosX: Yeah Brudiclad was the backup commander for the Saheeli deck in the precons that all had planeswalker commanders
Dog_of_Myth: !deck
ALittleRedPandaPlush: @kynelwynn only running 7 7 dwarves
TheMinionGM: @CaptainTempest Now I'm just remembering I played Kenrith at that prerelease lol
LRRbot: Mu Yanling, Wind Rider [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Pilot [2/4] | When Mu Yanling enters, create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1. / Vehicles you control have flying. / Whenever one or more creatures you control with flying deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
definenull: flying boats?!?
MegaDosX: I was toying with a Mu Yanling deck for my mono-blue deck at one point
MegaDosX: Aetherdrift had more cool cards in it than people give the set credit for
citizen_pain: they fly now?
JDMan94: They fly now?
MegaDosX: Also four commander damage
DarkSVermoth: that's not a boat! that's an airship!
letsbelgo: 6 7
dasdardly: he's manning the wheel
LoadingReadyRun: wait, Hazoret *is* a god, seems like that makes it easy to be a Godseeker
MegaDosX: Makes sense
dasdardly: what's the speed at now
MegaDosX: Speed go up yeah
LRRbot: Memory Guardian [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [3/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying
letsbelgo: more speed
MegaDosX: Vroom
MegaDosX: It's...a movie
MrPipboy3000: Speed 2: Cruise Control!
goombalax: the bit where the boat crashes is sweet tho
neisan2112: There was a Friday Nights about this
MrPipboy3000: @goombalax That effect is amazing, and the behind the scenes on it is fantastic
MegaDosX: Wait what's that buzzing noise in the distance?
ALittleRedPandaPlush: yeah guess I'm watching Speed 2 after this then
djalternative: It's been very strong in CEDH in the past
MegaDosX: Now do we have a one mana spell?
DarkSVermoth: locus god is kinda sick with cam's commander
LRRbot: Arjun, the Shifting Flame [4UR] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx Wizard [5/5] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
HadesLeprechaun: Serge asking about too strong cards while running OG duals in his decks, lol
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
niccus: math in progress
MegaDosX: Further bzz
MegaDosX: Insect go up
Decaped: I can only count to 7 just doesn't roll of the tongue as well
Dvy1: and one more insect!, insects go brrr
ALittleRedPandaPlush: one more bug! one more bug! one more bug!
LRRbot: Memory Guardian [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [3/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying
MegaDosX: Got there
MegaDosX: Nine bug
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
dasdardly: oh no not the windshield
MegaDosX: "We have reserves" - Locust God, probably
MrSarkhan: bugs splatting on cars just makes sense
MegaDosX: @MrSarkhan Yeah man that was incredibly flavourful
LRRbot: Kitsa, Otterball Elite [1U] | Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard [1/3] | Vigilance / Prowess / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {2}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only if Kitsa's power is 3 or greater.
MegaDosX: Kitsa, Ball Knower
LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
neisan2112: The god could get lost in the Arjun triggers tho
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
dasdardly: oh my god
MrSarkhan: oof
letsbelgo: loololol
Voidhawk42: Woke up, chose violence
JDMan94: Dishonor on YOU, Dishonor on your COW
ALittleRedPandaPlush: dont forget the artifact land!
Juliamon: She *said* villain arc
MegaDosX: She did
ralphthellama: The horse you rode in on
LRRbot: Fierce Guardianship [2U] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell.
MegaDosX: Wow
MrSarkhan:

neisan2112: Lmao
MegaDosX: Serge's house gets demolished
Voidhawk42: Cori just a wrecking ball
MegaDosX: Don't think so
ALittleRedPandaPlush: Not just Gimmick Infringement but Simic Infringement too
Natedogg2: Copy is put on the stack, not cast, so it won't trigger prowess.
LRRbot: Kitsa, Otterball Elite [1U] | Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard [1/3] | Vigilance / Prowess / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {2}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only if Kitsa's power is 3 or greater.
MrPipboy3000: Copies count for magecraft not prowess ... magic is such a simple game ...
Joecool190: magecraft cares about copes but not prowess
MegaDosX: No
MegaDosX: If it counted copies storm would go infinite with itself
LRRbot: Seven Dwarves [1R] | Creature — Dwarf [2/2] | This creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature named Seven Dwarves you control. / A deck can have up to seven cards named Seven Dwarves.
MegaDosX: Which dwarf is it Ben?
dasdardly: sun's gettin low
LRRbot: Devastating Onslaught [XXR] | Sorcery | Create X tokens that are copies of target artifact or creature you control. Those tokens gain haste until end of turn. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
MegaDosX: That's...21 dwarves
DarkSVermoth: where's magda!?
MrPipboy3000: My grandpa had a 21 dwarf salute at his funeral ...
Mai_Andra: A 21 dwarf salute.
couchboyj: 2/7 dwarves? Thats a lot of booty for q dwarf...
kynelwynn: Like in the original story. (No really. There's was going to be 20+ ith names like, "Big O'Ego")
circusofkirkus: and a partridge in a pear tree
MegaDosX: 63 dwarves!
Natedogg2: I don't remember this part of the fairy tale.
Aarek: 9 7 dwarves, thats illegal
ContingentCat: That's a lot of dwarves
GrathXVI: Devastating Onslaught can track the tokens it created and kill them even though they look different
DarkSVermoth: is it 9 7 dwarves? 9 7/7 dwarves? 9 or 7 dwarves?
SubatomicAura: Nine of Seven... Dwarves?
Voidhawk42: Devastating is "Sacrifice THEM" so only the tokens made by the Onslaught it self will die end of turn. I think?
CaptainTempest: I believe Onslaught only sacrifices the tokens it created?
Natedogg2: The tokens that were made by the Onslaught are still sacrificed at the end of turn, even if they become a copy of something else.
Its_Eros: No
TheMinionGM: Nope, it didn't give the sacrifice ability to the token
CaptainTempest: Just the two
Natedogg2: No, only the tokens made by the Onslaught.
chrono2x: 9/7 Dwarves, does that make 1 and 2/7 Dwarves?
GrathXVI: If it's a "they have the ability that sacs themselves", it's a nonbo, but Devastating Onslaught just kills the actual tokens it created
Decaped: GOT THERE
Its_Eros: okay bye
GreenyTea: kill Ben just for that
MegaDosX:

MrSarkhan: We got there!
MegaDosX: Chokeslam Ben
GrathXVI: like Choreographed Sparks from SOS makes tokens that gain “At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this token.”, which would then get copied to all your tokens if you copied those.
ContingentCat: Damnit ben
ElektroTal: i mean, give me half an hour and i'll find you a religious justification for Thats What She Said
LRRbot: Jackdaw [1UR] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever Jackdaw deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each artifact you control. / Crew 3
Commodore_Perry_GG: It goes like this the sixth the seventh
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LRRbot: Pirate's Pillage [3R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
kynelwynn: Did Cori draw for the otter bounce?
Cptasparagus: ein bisschen
Mindfire13: Alania is first only
LRRbot: Taurean Mauler [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Its_Eros: @GrathXVI They would not. Sparks copies the spell and gives it/the token it resolves into it abilities. It's not a copiable characteristic. Copies of that would not get the sacrifice ability or haste. Delina, Wild Mage does do it though. With her it's an exception to the copy effect, not ability granting.
CaptainTempest: Alania seems sick
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This is how you lose at Judge's Tower.
kynelwynn: Taurean Ottler
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
ALittleRedPandaPlush: Ottaurean Mauler
CaptainTempest: GG!
vinopinguino: bravo everyone
CaptainTempest: Moil responsibly everybody
kynelwynn: Ben, might I suggest, Magnus
MrGibberish: So what color pairing is left?
kynelwynn: !card Magnus
LRRbot: Did you mean: Mizzix of the Izmagnus; Ultra Magnus, Tactician; Ultra Magnus, Armored Carrier; Magnus the Red; Lord Magnus
MrPipboy3000: Cam lives his like 1 moil at a time
kynelwynn: !card Magnus the Red
LRRbot: Magnus the Red [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Demon Primarch [4/5] | Flying / Unearthly Power — Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature token you control. / Blade of Magnus — Whenever Magnus the Red deals combat damage to a player, create a 3/3 red Spawn creature token.
MrPipboy3000: life*
ElektroTal: every brudiclad deck i've played with or against has done the most ridiculous things
vinopinguino: commit to the bit
omdorastrix: Uhhhh One Mohel?
ContingentCat: Sometimes the bot is more important
ContingentCat: *bit
theamc2000: did I miss the Rlue color pie night?
MrGibberish: Ben, why did you unlock that memory
kynelwynn: Incorrect
LoadingReadyRun: The are strange things done in the midnight sun in the decks that moil for gold
Salvulant: waszzet commander?
circusofkirkus: she pris on my rari until i izzet
ALittleRedPandaPlush: these games were incredibly sick well done
MrGibberish: Anyone have a Playlist of all the color themed commander nights?
MegaDosX: This was fantastic
WarCorrespondent: gg
lamina5432: gni
kynelwynn: G'night you lovely people\
MegaDosX: Are they done with all the two colour pairings or are there still more to do?
ContingentCat:
Thanks everyone 
MrGibberish: @megadosx my question as well
Decaped: love the ancient deck box. I have a few of those black/red ones
gualdhar: oh no, are we old?
TheMinionGM: Ohhh, so that's why it's so early in the month
ContingentCat: Sometimes going to happen
vinopinguino: a well timed yo mama always hits
MegaDosX: @MrGibberish I think Selesnya might be the last one
NeoKevlar: paul isnt mic'd up? Or something
Decaped: Rhythm Doctor has an amazing ending! Go watch it
MegaDosX: Then I wonder if they keep going into three colour
omdorastrix: Paul sounded like he was in the room
Juliamon: Paul has a lot of room tone
letsbelgo: Its all room
circusofkirkus: very room temp
omdorastrix: O hey Paul
TheMinionGM: Can hear him fine though
letsbelgo: we can hear him though
circusofkirkus: woims
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Strebenherz: Wooooorms
ALittleRedPandaPlush: no, more listening to chat
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah Armageddon
ContingentCat: But we can hear him fine so eh
GreenyTea: probably a good idea to not listen to chat, we're not very bright
MegaDosX: LIERO
niccus: i think the splitting of worms makes it fall in FPTP
MegaDosX: Holy shit I haven't thought of that game in years
Spades_Slicc: Making worm tierlists like they're songbirds
pctjoe: crap what was the og tank game that plays like worms called
MegaDosX: Ooh
ALittleRedPandaPlush: @pctjoe scorched earth
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @pctjoe Scorched Earth?
Decaped: PRO JECHT at the FINAL FANTASY TCG
vinopinguino: woo!
definenull: more tang
pctjoe: yep thats it thanks
Juliamon: It's an appropriate balance, it would get boring if you could just plow through with Leon
Earthenone: i think a lot of the fans want to just plow leon
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
goombalax: perfect cut
vinopinguino: lol
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
CaptainTempest: 10/10
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
MrGibberish: Nice. Night all
n3ther: gnight
Juliamon: That was... *so much* in somehow just 2 hours
MrGibberish: @juliamon just about how izzet plays
Juliamon: Efficiently chaotic
MrGibberish: Yep
KWardJenx: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
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