Juliamon: well, not even just rap, a LOT of music
SaxPython: It makes me appreciate how good Eminem is to his daughter.
TehAmelie: yaay
NotCainNorAbel: Absolutely not defending Dre for all of his actions but his pre-2000 actions look to be mostly related to enjoying the company of lots of women and the rap scene at the time. Post-2000 is a lot of problems that money brings when you don't change.
Juliamon: yeah, in the grand scheme of things he's not nearly the worst of it
NotCainNorAbel: With much bigger garbage humans out there Dre seems to get a social pass.
NotCainNorAbel: Which I think says a lot about the larger entertainment industry unfortunately.
Juliamon: yeah..... yeah
SaxPython: We shine that light uniquely on entertainers, because they opt into the spotlight, but I think it's a statement about societal values than the industry specificially. Me vs We etc
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TehAmelie:
TehAmelie: well, time to see if we can be better rhythm doctors than Dre
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Ooh I don't know that one 
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SaxPython: I'm surprised there are still people who can sub after last night
TehAmelie: howdy!
sheer_falacy: Remember, Ian is an important character in Rhythm Doctor
adept_nekomancer: The main thing I remember about this game is a samurai getting smacked and yeeted offscreen by a box of beans.
sheer_falacy: All you have to do is count to 7! Or 2! Or varying combinations of 7 and 2 at the same time!
adept_nekomancer: You'd just be doing the town a favor by helping with the local street sign harvest.
Juliamon: Literally my favourite thing growing up was those dirt hills
Juliamon: and I'd always get yelled at
Juliamon: because for some reason you're not supposed to climb dirt hills??
SaxPython: Shout out to dry retention bed football
Vinewood_OG: Graham fought the claw. And the claw won.
adept_nekomancer: Was that part of the Sicilian Gambit?
SquareDotCube: James fights a van. It doesn't go well for James.
NonjaBiru: James has an eye thing going on
Juliamon: LRR Gets Crabs
adept_nekomancer:
sheer_falacy: I mean, in Binding of Isaac everyone says "Yay, Cancer!" and means it, would BoI lie to me?
Sarah_Serinde: I do not want to be questioning whether people I care about have cancer...
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Vinewood_OG: Left out, or redacted?
TehAmelie: @sheer_falacy cancer greatly improves your tear rate, i recall. it's great except it's only in BoI you win by crying harder
Dog_of_Myth:
sheer_falacy: Rhythm Doctor: All cardio and maybe some addictions, no cancer so far I think
sheer_falacy: Oh and a rotator cuff (which you treat via heart stuff, don't worry about it)
SaxPython: oh yeah. I recall the visual effects were too much for me.
TehAmelie: looks like an alternate timeline where Ian is Cameron
TehAmelie: or the other way around
TehAmelie: a hell of ice and fire at the same time. . .
sheer_falacy: if spicy is hot and mint is cold then it could have worked?
wolphiron: People are dumb and think opposites cancel
wolphiron: People think minty cool will cancel the burning spicy
Sarah_Serinde:
it was a very good edit 
wolphiron: It does not. Spicy is pain, that's why it burns
Dog_of_Myth:
TehAmelie: if you taste too much sugar, eating salt also won't cancel it out i'm pretty sure
Juliamon: With Wheeler, clown events are always possible
sheer_falacy: the big thing for this one is the gap between the first two sound cues is the same as the gap between the third sound cue and when you press
n3ther: laughing too hard is a good problem to have
TehAmelie: it feels like we're about to invent a version of acupuncture based on poking nerves with rhythm. it just needs a name. acti-puncture?
kingandcommoner: @TehAmelie echopuncture?
sheer_falacy: (also I think they had a B+ on this level so they did already beat it but playing it again doesn't seem like a bad idea)
TehAmelie: acupunctuatebeats?
n3ther: that would be a great talkback line
adept_nekomancer: I guess "You'll understand when you're older" technically works for anything you're about to explain but haven't yet.
TehAmelie: "i'll explain when you're older. what's the time right now?"
1ug1a: yeah the hardest bit is realigning to the normal one right after
sheer_falacy: ice is the ultimate homeopathy, 100% water and 0% whatever thing you're trying to homeopathize
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wolphiron: You forgot about the African penguins
adept_nekomancer: Crystals that carry memories... is this just a Final Fantasy game
TehAmelie: did you know? sub-freezing freezers were invented for the sake of having ice for soft drinks
wolphiron: African penguins don't do ice
kingandcommoner: bold of you to assume there'll still be ice when we're older
TehAmelie: Max Payne told us that
wolphiron: Ian that sounded like an ad for opium
TehAmelie: hey, are we freezing that bird?
n3ther: great band
TehAmelie: imagine if they covered the players in ice packs before playing sports. they wouldn't even get injured in the first place!
adept_nekomancer: Failed, but did so spectacularly!
n3ther: an F+ just doesn't make sense logistically
Travilogue: So, the good news is that you already got a B+ last time you played, so you should be able to go onto the next level anyway
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry, I think I ruined your 111 viewers
sheer_falacy: that being said, freeze beats are... fairly common going forward
wolphiron: It depends on the college
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, somehow I made the viewers go down?
n3ther: Stats is the demise of many a student
wolphiron: Not all colleges let you retake classes for better grades
wolphiron: I'm casting and coming back to chat when Ian and Heather say things
adept_nekomancer: 8am classes should be a crime.
n3ther: accounting is SO boring
wolphiron: @adept_nekomancer I don't believe morning people exist
adept_nekomancer: My junior year I had stats at 7:30 am. It was terrible.
wolphiron: I had classes that ended at 8-9PM
wolphiron: Not sure which were worse. My night class conflicted with a famous guest speaker :c
adept_nekomancer: Train Quest!
Travilogue: LRR presents: Rail Quest
kingandcommoner: railquest?
TehAmelie: get two birds with one stone, put a mannequin on a train
wolphiron: Rail Quest!
Simbionis: Train ride visiting arcades across canada...
adept_nekomancer: @Travilogue Yeah, you guys are right, "Rail Quest" is the better name.
wolphiron: Also I would fund a LRR pixel game, and I don't like pixel games
wolphiron: Bc I'm staring at the bobbing characters and thinking LRR game
wolphiron: @adept_nekomancer Both are good, but rail is alliterative with road
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY ISN'T YOUR MIND EMPTY YET
wolphiron: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm not angry enough, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TehAmelie: i'd go with Quest for the Iron Horse
RassilonDND: Somehow this Miner seems more reputable than some doctors ive met
n3ther:
adept_nekomancer: Why is his bag full of fish and cats?
sheer_falacy: medical shibari
wolphiron: @adept_nekomancer Fish to catch the cats. Cats bc we love them
wolphiron: Haptic feedback noise
e_bloc: Never seen this doctor
e_bloc: I appreciate the game that knows it's Ian's fault
adept_nekomancer: "Healthcare is too expensive, so we're just going to have you try and treat each other. Good luck guys!"
sheer_falacy: We've seen two doctors, a supervisor doctor, and a remote intern. And a nurse who can count real good. Not the fullest hospital!
e_bloc: Maybe it's a teaching hospital
e_bloc: Be something they always need and no one wants to be. So I became an accountant
adept_nekomancer:
Surprisingly, also large swaths of science and science-adjacent careers. 
kingandcommoner: this isn't the weirdest threesome i've seen, but it's getting there
e_bloc: A new polycule member has appeared
sheer_falacy: Mrs Stevenson is the one who brought like 4 birds into the hospital
accountmadeforants: Lmao "let's go watch this cute elderly couple everyone!"
kingandcommoner: I forgot abou thte miss piggy character
e_bloc: I forgot how kinky this game was
sheer_falacy: just wholesome things (except people often like privacy)
TheMerricat:
Yep if you keep destroying the cells that are trying to heal, the fluids they leak will lubricate the rest of of the cells. 
accountmadeforants: Motion is Crowtion
loufghyslaufey: They would nest in tremch coats
nevermore913: I think they wsnt to wear trenchcoats
loufghyslaufey: Trench coats, if they could
accountmadeforants: We like portmanteaus too
sheer_falacy: Physical therapy is often about doing the right amount of motion and stopping before it makes things worse
e_bloc: And puns
nevermore913: You ca Ian
e_bloc: Endless puns
sheer_falacy: Alliteration
nevermore913: Anagrams
TheMerricat: Puns suck though. right out suck
e_bloc: Wordplay is foreplay
TehAmelie: nonomatopoeia also
sheer_falacy: @TheMerricat Lies
loufghyslaufey: Drat! She veat me to it!
kingandcommoner: I think it sounds lke FTANG
loufghyslaufey: It takes yoo longbto spell...!
loufghyslaufey: *too long to spell!
e_bloc: After the last game that was mild wordplay
accountmadeforants: Recursive acronyms are also fun (like GNU's Not UNIX)
e_bloc: The Battersea power station
TehAmelie: i learned about nonomatopoeia the other day. it's sound effects in comics that don't sound like real sounds. like "frightened enough to fall of a bike"
accountmadeforants: Or YAML Ain't Markup Language
e_bloc: @TehAmelie Oh I like this
adept_nekomancer: I have been trying for a while now to figure out what the diagram in the background is describing.
SquareDotCube: a sweatband over his mining helmet.
sheer_falacy: the diagram has a bird on it with the wing highlighted, for some reason
e_bloc:
sheer_falacy: So, 5-X is a banger of a song but also it's the only time I set the game to Easy, good luck!
adept_nekomancer: @sheer_falacy I thought it was saying "the front part of the cowboy hat is important".
RealGamerCow: there are so many interesting time signatures in this game
Vinewood_OG: !bing
LRRbot: Windows, fuck off.
Dog_of_Myth: !windows
LRRbot: That was the stream.
e_bloc: It's five o'clock somewhere
sheer_falacy: sure, blame the cat
Anubis169:
my physio unfcced my left knee, turns out following advice from somebody whose business it is to be right, works 
Anubis169: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:
Sarah_Serinde:
Vinewood_OG: But I came in here for a root canal....
Earthenone: if it was theri business to be right, why did you consult them on the left knee?
Anubis169:
haaaaai Sarah 
accountmadeforants:
I've noticed during Ben's streams that his Streamdeck seems to want a new update every 30 minutes. 
TehAmelie: i think a blast beat is what they did with the cannons in 1812
Juliamon: accountmadeforants I had the software installed for awhile and yeah, it updates more than Discord
Juliamon: and is very demanding about it
Anubis169: NO
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Juliamon:
Dog_of_Myth: IAN NO
e_bloc: No
RealGamerCow: Ian YES
sheer_falacy: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
shendaras:
Dog_of_Myth: OH NO
Anubis169: literal Synaptic Chaos
e_bloc: I'm fine with either
sheer_falacy: the perfect crime
Anubis169: ice bullets, peh...
Anubis169:
ice crossbow bolt 
accountmadeforants: Melt it into a novelty mug that looks like a gun, to mock them
accountmadeforants:
Vinewood_OG: Drinkable firearms on the next TTSF.
Juliamon: It's literally in the intro
Anubis169: it's definitely not Rhythm Sunday
kingandcommoner: that heart is shattered
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Anubis169: 2?
accountmadeforants:
LRR slowly moving away from day-based show names has definitely been a good call
sheer_falacy: does your heart's lease have a clause preventing subdivision
Dog_of_Myth: Does that mean your heart has a HOA?
Anubis169: can't tap this
accountmadeforants:
Alephred: There was a Jacob Geller video-essay about this game.
Juliamon: no, it's the tutorial
Anubis169:
sheer_falacy: I really disliked this tutorial, which on the one hand is diegetic because Edega, but on the other hand it wasn't ideal for the game
Anubis169:
also hihi Julia 
adept_nekomancer: "The tutorial shall continue until morale improves!"
Juliamon: hihi bis
SittingOx: you gotta EARN your place in hell
Snowcookies: oh I'm missing out on Rhythm Doctoring
accountmadeforants:
I'm happy the easier modes in this game just increase the range in which the hits count without messing with the beatmaps, feels slightly less bad
Alephred: This game will mess with your Windows desktop.
accountmadeforants: Oh right, this is a banger
sheer_falacy: so pretty
Anubis169: smash cut
accountmadeforants:
SaxPython: Programmers in chat, how would you implement that? I think I would keep the game fullscreen and make the window transparent. any other thoughts?
kingandcommoner: why is there a dead snorlax off to one side?
adept_nekomancer: The boss stages are really creative, yeah
accountmadeforants: @SaxPython Rhythm Doctor's implementation uses Windows's own APIs for manipulating the window's position (which are quite powerful), I'm also not sure there's a way to make a game both fullscreen and transparent (since that tends to preclude the window manager, even when using DXGI flip model). But yeah just having a blank background and moving a box around would be more portable if you wanted to target different OSes or consoles.
SaxPython: Wild
sheer_falacy: they have an option for simulating window dancing which does exactly that. But the real window dancing is just so cool
Anubis169: if you can ever get that thing working on Xorg or Weyland, hit me up accountmadeforants
accountmadeforants: Though thinking on it, borderless fullscreen would work, since almost every window manager allows for opacity controls (still precludes consoles, but that can be worked around with a fake solution)
accountmadeforants: *borderless windowed fullscreen
accountmadeforants:
@Anubis169 Oh I have no intention of actually trying 
sheer_falacy: relevant note, game has a small amount of checkpointing so I suggest not quitting out if you fail
1ug1a: window scaling!!!!
accountmadeforants:
evil_h2o_elf: what
adept_nekomancer: The beans return!
lukebee: love that they break out the window size changes here
sheer_falacy:
as they go right past the "restart from checkpoint" option 
lukebee: soundtrack's not for sale yet at least, though they've been uploading it to YouTube
accountmadeforants:
Helping a baseball player recover is definitely an Ouendan/EBA thing
lukebee: hopefully it'll make it to Bandcamp etc. eventually, they just uploaded the finale song
sheer_falacy: nice that it preserves it anyway, I did not know that
SaxPython: at minimum this is a cool tech demo. I wouldn't assume the Windows Window Manager was this performant
SaxPython: *wouldn't have assumed
sheer_falacy: They do even more with Window Dancing than we see in this level
1ug1a: it is also wild that it is also just an Editor Feature
accountmadeforants: @SaxPython OneShot also does something extremely cool with the window manager at one point. (Along with some other really clever usage of Windows's APIs that you rarely see)
SaxPython: I'll stay glued to my seat
Juliamon: oh yeah I love what OneShot did
Juliamon: super clever
lukebee: yeah loved that stuff in OneShot
lukebee: only like 2 degrees of separation from Rhythm Doctor too since both have had crossovers with UNBEATABLE
sheer_falacy: there are people who perfect these boss levels and I'm very impressed
accountmadeforants:
@lukebee If we can somehow string Outer Wilds into this I think we can make an ouroboros of my favourite games
lukebee: I've got 100% in this game but this level definitely took quite a few attempts
RealGamerCow: good lord
sheer_falacy: everything is secretly Monkey Watch
sheer_falacy: freeze beats are definitely funny, when I manage them right I'm not thinking about the tempo of the song, I'm just waiting for the freeze cue
exeJayce: oh man watching the screen move makes me dizzy
1ug1a: theres a trigger discipline needed to hit freeze beats its a little suprising
sheer_falacy: interesting that skipping that cutscene skips a couple of beats you need to hit that were integrated, I wonder if those can't hurt you or if skip is beneficial
lukebee: the use of the Windows "not responding" sound effect is so good
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sheer_falacy: Love "three", a surprise if you haven't done night levels but it's pretty intuitive
SaxPython: woah
Athelgar: this gimmic of the window moving is REALLY cool, but i wouldnt be able to play this lol super fun to watch though
sheer_falacy: the game does have easy, very easy, and unmissable modes available so people who just want to vibe can still do so. Or there's Youtube.
Juliamon: please say that's a checkpoint
iris_of_ether:
accountmadeforants:
I've also only managed to perfect a few night and boss levels by outright closing my eyes and just listening to the music, so that's also another option
accountmadeforants:
Juliamon: riv
lukebee: there's also a low speed option if you want to learn the rhythms at a reduced tempo (and a high speed option if you're a sicko like me)
iris_of_ether:
sheer_falacy: As this section demonstrates, slow isn't the same as easy
accountmadeforants: I can't say I'm a fan of changing the BPM of the songs (I know Unbeatable also has that option), but good to know some people like it
n3ther: jeez this is such a neat concept.
n3ther: I would suck so bad at it though lol
accountmadeforants:
ContingentCat: Integrating windows sounds is diabolical
lukebee: that freeze shot and the note right after it at the end of the nightmare sequence lost me so many perfect attempts
accountmadeforants:
Bruceski: I love the story of this one
accountmadeforants:
Dog_of_Myth:
1ug1a: YESSSSS
Dog_of_Myth:
Sarah_Serinde:
lukebee: whooooo
accountmadeforants:
shendaras:
1ug1a: such a hype end
Cptasparagus: ain't no rules say a samurai can't play baseball
sheer_falacy: good job!
SAJewers:
loufghyslaufey: Is the guy on the podium from one of the last stream sessions an apparent boss fight character of the game?
SirKerrick: Chat did they also do all the night shift of this level already?
sheer_falacy: no, they haven't done One Slip, Too Late
sheer_falacy: or the heat beat ones (I hate heat beats)
SirKerrick: Heat beats is the one I was thinking of. I still haven't tried to perfect it
accountmadeforants: Also have they found out they can customize their character's sleeve? (I made mine a snake biting my hand)
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iris_of_ether:
sheer_falacy: what an accent for Edega
SirKerrick: Didn't realize Edega was such a hoser
loufghyslaufey: Screw the old baseball team, i guess...??
1ug1a: oh yeah this was the ending up until early access ended
SirKerrick: Mushy peas
PipeSmokingOwl: yogurt and vegi mush could just mean some good vegan indian food
Juliamon: tzatziki on falafel is yogurt + legumes
sheer_falacy: candatitude
sheer_falacy: this is mandatory 2P
accountmadeforants: I did recently find out about the IDDSI Framework, which defines the "thickness" of food. Where Level 0 is a Thin Drink. Level 4 is an Extremely Thick Drink (their words not mine) or Pureed Food and 7 is either Regular Food or Easy To Chew Food
SaxPython: Does it differentiate between regular and extra crispy?
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sheer_falacy:
Clearly should prompt with Rea-dy-get-set-go
chrono2x: need a metronome in the studio
accountmadeforants: @SaxPython Both Level 6 and Level 7 allow for "crispy" so kinda
SaxPython:
accountmadeforants: Oh wait actually no Level 6 disallows Crispy or Crunchy, I misread
RealGamerCow:
SaxPython:
@accountmadeforants 
accountmadeforants: So we cap out at anything Crispy
sheer_falacy: I like how gently these 30kg weights fall
SquareDotCube: 1-2
accountmadeforants:
SaxPython: I'm sure the lifters wrist is telling us something, but i can't decode it
1ug1a: KneeCole..
sheer_falacy: this is just what good form looks like
lukebee: doing these solo was a time
accountmadeforants: Good rhythm is a pathway to many abilities some may consider unnatural. Like lifting a weight like that
TheMerricat:
Whether you like it or not chat, this is peak weightlifting.
sheer_falacy: that right arm did some things
iarethel0ser: 360 rotation on the arm.
TheMerricat: We just snapped that person's arm at the elbow.
accountmadeforants: Please Produce Verification Sweat
Ashmantle:
Juliamon: it's #sponsored
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