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GapFiller: annoyingly enough Windows doesnt currently display time down to the second so its harder to get that kinda precision lately
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Juliamon: never rely on Windows for anything
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TehAmelie:
we get 
CWaltz86: forza sports
Manae: @GapFiller There's an option to add it back. Though windows will warn you that "omg this is gonna take SO MUCH RESOURCES to do!"
GapFiller: Manae gotta reserve all those resources for Copilot eh
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TXC2: better is in the eye the beholder
jessicatheblack: didnt a certian someone declaire Wheeler no longer gets the $5? >.>
Dr_fragenstien:
that's the trick, you can't be diagnosed with problems if you never see a doctor to get diagnosed 
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TXC2:
Dr_fragenstien that's how I'm "dealing" with my obvious depression 
jessicatheblack: LOL
TXC2: banning cards in your premiere format? what a novel concept...
jessicatheblack: ouch... call me out like that
Strebenherz: I feel called out
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TXC2: spurius legally yes
GhostValv:
da boosties 
Jethrain: Who up carding they is this your
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Chaotrix100: purple is the color that makes people cry
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TXC2:
millenomi_Aura 
millenomi_Aura: ✨
millenomi_Aura: here for the bashing of them creatures
Chaotrix100: This Vex is *messed up*
LRRbot: Grove of the God-Willow [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, draw 1.
Strebenherz: Hot topic yordle
TXC2:
yeah I knew people like that back in school
chaos5896: rummy?
AugmentingPath: listens to Ruined King one time and makes it her whole personality
Mr_Horrible: Evil Theater Kid
Strebenherz: "It's not a phase" yordle.
Wolfstrike_NL: 1..2..3..4!
Chaotrix100:
Are some of the LRR frens heading to the RQ in Vancouver next week? 
Haroldholmes25: yep
TXC2: Chaotrix100 yes, part of the point of this stream
Juliamon: !sponsor
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Vinewood_OG: A real MINDFREAK
Strebenherz: Kryptonite three doors down and my chemical romance on the playlist
Chaotrix100: Heck yeah!
Mr_Horrible: he'd be a season villain on Criminal Minds
CrossXhunteR: hello Bens
CrossXhunteR: you and the pros
CrossXhunteR: oh, that’s a full table
Mr_Horrible: oh god
Mr_Horrible: The Izzet Curse is spreading
TXC2:
yeah, turns out card draw and burn is just always good
BeefcakeEmperor: “play” unfortunately has three meanings currently so some of the cards can be weird to read
CrossXhunteR: they’re working on it, apparently.
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Mr_Horrible:
@BeefcakeEmperor now I've *never* played a game like that before
CWaltz86: what was wheeler's battlefield?
LRRbot: Overzealous Fan [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When I defend, you may kill me to move an attacking unit to its base.
kynelwynn: Ah, buh, cuh. Cuh? The cuh ling!
Dr_fragenstien: !card falling star
LRRbot: Falling Star [2R] | Sorcery | Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.
CrossXhunteR: 1
Chaotrix100: Deadly Flourish is the W
CrossXhunteR: q is bouncing grenade?
Chaotrix100: Curtain Call is the R
Chaotrix100: Q is Dancing Grenade
LRRbot: Sneaky Deckhand [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may play me to an open battlefield.
Chaotrix100:
E is the Lotus Trap
CrossXhunteR: I have no played Jhin in a very long time
kynelwynn: Some Jhin enjoyers in chat here.
LRRbot: Overzealous Fan [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When I defend, you may kill me to move an attacking unit to its base.
Dr_fragenstien: Jhin is the theater kid that hung out with the goths long enough to be edgy but not long enough to be cool about it
CrossXhunteR: teemo top 8’d the recent RQ, I think
MageArmour: blue teemo list top8'd sydney
Chaotrix100: Teemo Top8'd in Sydney, a 1600 player event
CrossXhunteR: I want to play Leblanc so much
TXC2: 1600 is HUGE for a game that is barely a year old
LRRbot: Falling Star [2] [Fury 2] | Spell | Do this twice: / Deal 3 to a unit. (You can choose different units.)
LithelyUnshod: You can lp[ay from hidden as a reacion
LRRbot: Noxus Hopeful [4] [Fury] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [4] | [Legion] — I cost [2] less._ (Get the effect if you've played another card this turn.)_
Haroldholmes25: doesn't work cause it has to target at the battlefield
Chaotrix100: Stun doesn't stop movement, only damage.
CrossXhunteR: vex is big holds
CrossXhunteR: 2
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
CrossXhunteR: movement cards are super strong
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
Chaotrix100: Uhoh
zshunter: I know the limited environment was mentioned a while ago but now that I'm at a down period at work I wanted to voice for my competitive tcg of choice, Gundam at the end of June is getting a set focused on either FFA or 2v2 limited play
NotCainNorAbel:
HeladoDMango: only at beginning phase
Haroldholmes25: only at the beginning yeah
CrossXhunteR: I believe a hold is only start of turn
LithelyUnshod: Hold is only during beginning
Zenergy142: Hold is only during your beginning
CrossXhunteR: vex does not get to draw as much as Draven can
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
CrossXhunteR: would you be able to throw some dice into play to track temp buffs/debuffs of might for the turn? makes good visuals
JMGoody: Ward trigger
CrossXhunteR: Ty
Dalrint: So is this the riftbound version of a control deck?
LRRbot: Singularity [6] [Mind 2] | Spell | Deal 6 to each of up to two units.
Diabore: saw the vex starter at the lgs this past week and knew ben was picking her up
CrossXhunteR: I think Jhin also plays the violin
CrossXhunteR: 3
HeladoDMango: @Dalrint more of a defensive one, ezreal and diana are the control decks
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: He plays the Violin, yes
CWaltz86: isnt that a johan vasqueze character?
LRRbot: Sona, Harmonious [4] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Sona, Demacia [4] | While I'm at a battlefield, ready 4 friendly runes at the end of your turn.
idontgetmyrealname: my main!
CrossXhunteR: !riftbound god-willow’s grove
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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LRRbot: Piercing Light [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [2][R] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield, then deal 2 to up to one other unit.
Diabore: speaking of league, i wonder if the aram stream got reworked into the internal schedule already
Jethrain: Does it require both targets?
CrossXhunteR: 4
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
LRRbot: Sona, Harmonious [4] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Sona, Demacia [4] | While I'm at a battlefield, ready 4 friendly runes at the end of your turn.
LRRbot: Piercing Light [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [2][R] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield, then deal 2 to up to one other unit.
Diabore: barf
Haroldholmes25: piercing is 4 energy not 5 with the repeat
LRRbot: Battering Ram [5] [Fury] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [5] | I cost [1] less for each card you've played this turn, to a minimum of [1].
CrossXhunteR: 4 runes and a card ain’t nothing to sneeze at
LRRbot: Vilemaw's Lair [Colorless] | Battlefield | Units can't move from here to base.
zurthroshak: Que The track "I can only count to 4"
Chaotrix100: I almost made it to Challenger in TT before they removed it
Dr_fragenstien: is he...you know...A 'mashmellow matey'?
gama41: i think i got the skin for being gold from TT in one of the early seasons
LRRbot: Progress Day [6] [Mind 1] | Spell | Draw 4.
CrossXhunteR: poggers day
LRRbot: Vi, Destructive [2] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vi, Piltover [3] | [Ganking] (I can move from battlefield to battlefield.) / Recycle 1 from your trash: Give me +1 [M] this turn.
chaos5896: Future Serge: "How can I hold all these answers?"
TXC2: now the question is, is there a draw 7 in riftbound yet?
LRRbot: Battering Ram [5] [Fury] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [5] | I cost [1] less for each card you've played this turn, to a minimum of [1].
CrossXhunteR: does vex have stellacorn or any other draw engines
Haroldholmes25: frozen wastes is every beginning phase
Dr_fragenstien: noob question, wouldn't vilemaw just eat all the dudes at the other location since it prevents damage being dealt to it?
Haroldholmes25: it would kill 2 and then get bounced back basically yeah
Jethrain: it wouldn't take any damage but would only eat two of them
DeM0nFiRe:
CrossXhunteR: the cottage industry of various riftbound tracking dice is booming.
Chaotrix100: Vilemaw was still alive.
TXC2: like a X-com campaign, you've lost, but it takes 2 hours to actually lose
CrossXhunteR: love the backseat of the car back there
Diabore: the answer to what creatures hes allowed to have is none
LRRbot: Ravenbloom Conservatory [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you defend here, reveal the top card of your Main Deck. If it's a spell, put it in your hand. Otherwise, recycle it.
LRRbot: Aspirant's Climb [Colorless] | Battlefield | Increase the points needed to win the game by 1.
CrossXhunteR: I think chosen champions are also revealed similarly, as you can swap them up when sideboarding
Kentosaurus: he had that in the chamber
DeM0nFiRe:
TXC2: Paul is a POWERFUL Wizzard
Chaotrix100: It's when a showdown is initiated, and you are not the attacker, for Conservatory.
CrossXhunteR: I will not be surprised if climb goes the way of the dodo at some point in the future
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LRRbot: Mutated Mouser [2] [Calm] | Unit − Cat, Bilgewater [1] | [Shield 2] / [Tank]
CrossXhunteR: I love that they codified backline as a keyword, opposite of tank
qrpth: !riftbound Elder Dragon
ContingentCat:
LoadingReadyRun: I like that a little 1 power kitten has "Tank"
TXC2: !prime
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millenomi_Aura: not until june 8 for me, sadly.
LRRbot: Deadly Flourish [4] [Mind] | Spell | Deal 3 to an enemy unit. When it dies this turn, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
LRRbot: Shadow [3] [Calm Chaos] | Signature Unit − Vex, Shadow Isles [3] | If you play me to a battlefield, I enter ready. / [Action] — [1][A], [E]: [Stun] an enemy unit attacking here.
CWaltz86: i wonder if they will add multicolor runes
CrossXhunteR: I love that there are non-spell signature cards
CrossXhunteR: I think Annie has a sig unit from the starter kit, but no one has ever played it
Chaotrix100: Draven has a signature gear
CWaltz86: (this question brought to you by the blue reflection in one of ben's runes)
LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Action] / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
LRRbot: Not So Fast [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter an enemy spell or ability that chooses a friendly unit or gear.
LRRbot: Jhin, Meticulous Killer [4] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Jhin, Ionia [4] | [Vision] / If you've spent [4] or more to play a spell this turn, you may play me for [B].
Chaotrix100: Karma unit exists, from SFD
LRRbot: Karma, Channeler [6] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Karma, Ionia [6] | [Vision] / When you recycle one or more cards, buff a friendly unit.
thaneofstuff: Did Wheeler do the Vision on Jhin? I may have missed it
Diabore: early dump truck
xK3NJI: hey i want candy too
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
ContingentCat: mail time being filmed?
CrossXhunteR: that’s messed up
LoadingReadyRun: Enter the Stun-Jhin
LRRbot: Vex, Apathetic [4] [Chaos] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Vex, Shadow Isles [4] | [Deflect] / When an opponent plays a unit while I'm at a battlefield, [Stun] it. They can't move it this turn.
BrowneePointz: Oooo is Wheeler playing our creepy Effed up Theatre Kid Assassin!?
CrossXhunteR: vex is super rude
TXC2: BrowneePointz sure is
LRRbot: Downstage Dramatics [2] [Mind] | Spell | [Reaction] / [Repeat] [2] / Draw 1.
BrowneePointz: Hell ya I love Jhin so much
LRRbot: Piercing Light [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [2][R] / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield, then deal 2 to up to one other unit.
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CrossXhunteR: deflect is paid for each, I think
Cash12121: yes
HeladoDMango: for every target, yes
DrJund: Yes
DrJund: (L1 judge here, can answer a few calls)
LoadingReadyRun: @DrJund nice!
LRRbot: Sona, Harmonious [4] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Sona, Demacia [4] | At the end of your turn, if I'm at a battlefield, ready up to 4 friendly runes.
TXC2: macros, Wheeler talking like a real bodybuilder now, you love to see it
LRRbot: Overzealous Fan [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When I defend, you may kill me to move an attacking unit to its base.
LithelyUnshod: Ahri plays her
BrowneePointz: a Shit Brickhouse
BrowneePointz: god I hope they put Ornn in 2XKO
DrJund: And now he can play aggro which is very funny
LRRbot: Not So Fast [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter an enemy spell or ability that chooses a friendly unit or gear.
LRRbot: Noxus Hopeful [4] [Fury] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [4] | [Legion] — I cost [2] less.
LoadingReadyRun: each more hopeful then the last!
CrossXhunteR: the nice thing about vex generally holding a single location is it takes time going 1 point a turn
BrowneePointz: I'm just glad the game seems popular and successful, cuz it seems really neat
LRRbot: Ahri, Alluring [5] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Ahri, Ionia [4] | When I hold, you score 1 point.
LRRbot: Overzealous Fan [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When I defend, you may kill me to move an attacking unit to its base.
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thaneofstuff: Ahri to double the clock, now that's a threat
LRRbot: Curtain Call [4] [Fury Mind] | Signature Spell − Jhin | [Repeat] — [1] / [A] / [1][A] / Choose one you haven't already chosen — / / * Draw 1. / * Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. / * Deal 3 to a unit at a base. / * Give a unit at a battlefield -4 [M] this turn. / /
BrowneePointz: One!
BrowneePointz: Two! ThrEE! FOUR!
LithelyUnshod: No
millenomi_Aura: nope
DrJund: No
Mr_Horrible: "He keeps counting to 4... I wish he'd stop at 1! DOH HO HO HO HO"
HeladoDMango: no, still needs to take damage even at 0 might
BrowneePointz: "Your Final Scene Begins...."
millenomi_Aura: noooo, my 'sona! oh wait
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
couchboyj: There's a 0 might unit in Unleashed, iirc
HeladoDMango: defy only cares about printed cost
Jethrain: does repeating count as part of the spell's cost?
HeladoDMango: so the 4 on top
icantdieb: it can still be defyied
DrJund: A lot of early cards also said "-X to a minimum of 1" so it's not until SFD negative/0 might became recent
thesikkh: what sleeves are used for vex?
DrJund: Also correct, defy is rude like that
LRRbot: Curtain Call [4] [Fury Mind] | Signature Spell − Jhin | [Repeat] — [1] / [A] / [1][A] / Choose one you haven't already chosen — / / * Draw 1. / * Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. / * Deal 3 to a unit at a base. / * Give a unit at a battlefield -4 [M] this turn. / /
Mr_Horrible: I feel like "defying" a Curtain Call is just anklebreaking the Jhin with the no-mixup mixup
Mr_Horrible: just stand still and watch them miss every shot trying to lead you
Chaotrix100: That battlefield defends for 11, because of Shield 2.
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Mr_Horrible: have a good one TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
DrJund: Don't forget shield and tank from the mouser
CWaltz86: "curtain call" and its just a massive gun
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
Mr_Horrible: "Goodbye 'sona" when fandomites find a new fixation
CrossXhunteR: generic ninja
LoadingReadyRun:
ya, that's interesting. Jhin says "spent" where as Defy says "cost"
LithelyUnshod: Yes
CrossXhunteR: Legends of runeterra had lots of non-champions in the art, and riftbound currently borrows most of that art
HeladoDMango: yes
DrJund: Correct, Ben
Jethrain: disciplining on the tank feels like it would have been the play there
Mr_Horrible: "what if I just built crit?"
LRRbot: Sona, Harmonious [4] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Sona, Demacia [4] | At the end of your turn, if I'm at a battlefield, ready up to 4 friendly runes.
CrossXhunteR: judge, check his deck
DrJund: On it, booking a flight
Chaotrix100: Alright Wheeler, show us the Unchecked Power
BrowneePointz: @CWaltz86 To be fair, he's summoning YOUR Curtain Call with it
LRRbot: Mutated Mouser [2] [Calm] | Unit − Cat, Bilgewater [1] | [Shield 2] / [Tank]
LoadingReadyRun:
Form of Cat Tank!
BrowneePointz: I also love that Jhin's gun goes from a Snubnose Revolver, to a Rifle, to a Magical Railsniper
LRRbot: Progress Day [6] [Mind 1] | Spell | Draw 4.
BrowneePointz: I think Paul would be fascinated by the Construction of Jhin's gun as well.
LRRbot: Hard Bargain [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] / [Repeat] [2] / Counter a spell unless its controller pays [2].
millenomi_Aura: hurb durgun
CWaltz86: @BrowneePointz that guns got character growth
BrowneePointz: (the massive bump under his cloak is the magic stock he slots the whole appartus into when he whips out Assassination Sniper mode.) and he has a barrel he attaches when he fires off his W in game which makes it a rifle
BrowneePointz: Sorry Jhin is just one of my absolute favorite character designs. Riot COOKED when they made him
LRRbot: Unchecked Power [7] [Mind 2] | Spell | Exhaust all friendly units, then deal 12 to ALL units at battlefields.
DrJund: Cinema
CWaltz86: liking things is good an normal
BrowneePointz: Also he was just a "normal" masked serial killer until Zed turned to the rest of the League of Shadows and said "Love this man's vibe. Let's give him some better gear and a job"
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LithelyUnshod: Serge quiet
daihideo: OG cloud 9 forever!!!!
LRRbot: Sigil of the Storm [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you must recycle one of your runes.
ContingentCat:
gin and vex, sounds like my last relationship 
LRRbot: Startipped Peak [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may channel 1 rune exhausted.
chaos5896: doing great, Kathleen!
LRRbot: Overzealous Fan [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When I defend, you may kill me to move an attacking unit to its base.
LRRbot: Rocket Barrage [4] [Mind 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [4][B] / Choose one — / / * Deal 4 to a unit in a base. / * Kill a gear. / /
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
Jethrain: top tier flavour text on defy
LRRbot: Sona, Harmonious [4] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Sona, Demacia [4] | At the end of your turn, if I'm at a battlefield, ready up to 4 friendly runes.
wiigamer1995: are the benbens gonna go to vancouver?
CrossXhunteR: Star tipped trigger? or is that not on conquer?
BrowneePointz: she gives the team auras
BrowneePointz: she plays a Guzheng
LRRbot: Lotus Trap [2] [Fury] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Reaction] / Choose a unit. Double all damage that would be dealt to it this turn.
BrowneePointz: Chinese Harp
letsbelgo: not a keyboard
CrossXhunteR: etawahl?
BrowneePointz: Guzheng
BrowneePointz: they call it an etwahl in game
BrowneePointz: but it's a Guzhebng
BrowneePointz: Guzheng*
CWaltz86: like the one in kung fu hustle?
LRRbot: Falling Star [2] [Fury 2] | Spell | Deal 3 to a unit. / Deal 3 to a unit.
LRRbot: Gust [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a unit at a battlefield with 3 [M] or less to its owner's hand.
BrowneePointz: she has a Pentakill Metal outfit
CrossXhunteR: many outfits
chaos5896: got em
LRRbot: Sneaky Deckhand [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may play me to an open battlefield.
BrowneePointz: DJ Sona
wiigamer1995: fursona is million dollar idea
Paranundrox: she has 16 skins beyond her base, apparently
wiigamer1995: get to it rito
LRRbot: Overzealous Fan [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When I defend, you may kill me to move an attacking unit to its base.
ContingentCat:
LRRbot: Deadly Flourish [4] [Mind] | Spell | Deal 3 to an enemy unit. When it dies this turn, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
wiigamer1995: ONE
LRRbot: Jhin, Meticulous Killer [4] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Jhin, Ionia [4] | [Vision] / If you've spent [4] or more to play a spell this turn, you may play me for [B].
CrossXhunteR: vision
BrowneePointz: FOUR!
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
BrowneePointz: Stand United
BrowneePointz: Ye! the Kinkou
CrossXhunteR: the kinkou order
BrowneePointz: He's the Leader of the Kinkou who oppose the League of Shadows with Zed
BrowneePointz: who was like his adopted brother and killed Shen's dad who DID lead the Kinkou
LRRbot: Progress Day [6] [Mind 1] | Spell | Draw 4.
DrJund:
Zed did nothing wrong
wiigamer1995: TWO
LRRbot: Jhin, Meticulous Killer [4] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Jhin, Ionia [4] | [Vision] / If you've spent [4] or more to play a spell this turn, you may play me for [B].
BrowneePointz: Zed did EVERYTHING wrong
Toxxick: Did Wheeler get his Jihn Vision trigger?
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
LRRbot: Back Off [3] [Calm] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Action] / [Stun] a unit. / If you played this from your hand, draw 1.
Paranundrox: when your ADC keeps walking into CC
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BrowneePointz: Good News Kathleen! Vex is a really, really, really ancient Goth!
LRRbot: Ekko, Recurrent [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Ekko, Zaun [5] | [Accelerate] / [Deathknell] — Recycle me to ready your runes.
Toxxick: Doesnt that Vex only stun if shes at a battlefield?
HeladoDMango: Vex's effect is only while she is on a bf
Toxxick: Yeah, Wheeler can accel if he wants
DrJund: Nodders
Toxxick: Games complex, cards are new. Hope I'm not backseating
Meta17: Just fyi, Deathknells trigger before the unit is put in the trash but the window to react is after, so you cannot save it in response
CrossXhunteR: this marks two days in a row I’ve heard wheeler talk about the jammer
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
CWaltz86: sometimes it feels like new game minus
LRRbot: Consult the Past [4] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Reaction] / Draw 2.
millenomi_Aura: this game okay, but it has these rules quirks that drive me up a wall.
HeladoDMango: You could react to deathkneel trigger but since you didnt had runes up before ekko's effect, no
icantdieb: is the showdown still going after the deathknell resolves?
HeladoDMango: Reaction is not instants unfortunately
KamikaziManiac: That is frustrating
thaneofstuff: It's all very odd if you compare it to MTG
millenomi_Aura: better here than at tournament!
couchboyj: This aint YouTube, you can't just c react to nothing
LithelyUnshod: That cost me a game at prerelease, Wheeler. Missing your turn to not cast Vilemaw sucks.
KamikaziManiac: It does seem like ekko's ability implies being able to use the runes
DrJund: Yup
Meta17: You could if you have another Deathknell or a trigger on conquering happens
CrossXhunteR: do stuff precombat, ship him in or just kill him with the Lucian card, and then reready
xK3NJI: you wanna send him to death in your own turn to use all runes in your turn twice
JokerComicsGames: Cause you have to use it in your turn to make additional turn essentially
LRRbot: Vi, Destructive [2] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vi, Piltover [3] | [Ganking] / Recycle 1 from your trash: Give me +1 [M] this turn.
Dr_fragenstien: maybe you kinda treat it like a burn spell on battlefields, use it to take out a unit or two and ready up for the followup
xK3NJI: so set him on board, next turn play 3 spells with 4 cost, then send him to death, ready all 12 runes and use more stuff
CrossXhunteR: vi’s normal outfit is clown shoes
BrowneePointz: There's a set of Arcane Skins and Viktor was completely visually reworked to look like his Arcane S2 look
Dr_fragenstien: arcane did league lore better than league so they want to use it now
KamikaziManiac: There were a few video games to dig into the lore, too. But they weren't well known.
LoadingReadyRun:
@CrossXhunteR I wish that was true
JokerComicsGames: With jhin you have to pay attention recycling cause you need to stay on multiple of 4 runes
Chaotrix100: Isn't the rune from Startipped exhausted?
BrowneePointz: she's a lesbian cop
CWaltz86: do you feel like arcane also gave lol more public appeal?
Dr_fragenstien: with half a tutu
Paranundrox: now *Shaco* is clown shoes
LRRbot: Sneaky Deckhand [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may play me to an open battlefield.
BrowneePointz: @CWaltz86 they have the data on that and actually, surprisingly, it didn't
LRRbot: Mutated Mouser [2] [Calm] | Unit − Cat, Bilgewater [1] | [Shield 2] / [Tank]
KellanGames: it gave the world more appeal, which gave the game a knock on effect. If they can ever get the mmo out they will take advantage even more. Wild rift has helped lol out as well.
LRRbot: Star-Crossed [3] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a friendly unit and an enemy unit to their owners' hands.
DrJund: Star crossed is real rude
CWaltz86: @BrowneePointz thats legitamtly surprising, cause i feel like i would hear so much about arcane though i also exists on tumblr so that might be influential on my experience
LRRbot: Back Off [3] [Calm] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Action] / [Stun] a unit. / If you played this from your hand, draw 1.
LRRbot: Falling Star [2] [Fury 2] | Spell | Deal 3 to a unit. / Deal 3 to a unit.
LRRbot: Gust [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a unit at a battlefield with 3 [M] or less to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Singularity [6] [Mind 2] | Spell | Deal 6 to each of up to two units.
CWaltz86: the virtuoso ability does feel p good for getting back runes fast.
LRRbot: Vi, Destructive [2] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vi, Piltover [3] | [Ganking] / Recycle 1 from your trash: Give me +1 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Battering Ram [5] [Fury] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [5] | I cost [1] less for each card you've played this turn, to a minimum of [1].
BrowneePointz: Yea the MMO would be neat. Unfortunately they just sent it back to the drawing b oard last year because "It was too similar to what's already on the market"
BrowneePointz: when, as both an MMO fan, and a god...a nearly 20 years of league fan, I very much WOULD like "WoW or FF14 but in Runeterra"
CWaltz86: the mmo space is p difficult i suspect
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CrossXhunteR: I think wheeler would like Diana
Chaotrix100: Calm/Body is Green/Orange
Chaotrix100: Calm/Order is Green/Yellow
Haroldholmes25: order is yellow, body is orange, it's hard to tell the difference even not color blind
Toxxick: Jihn has a really fun place space, but he has a hard time competing with Kaisa as the premier Red Blue legend
Toxxick: *play space
BalthusHomewood: #TheBugThingIsHisPenis
LRRbot: Sneaky Deckhand [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may play me to an open battlefield.
Dr_fragenstien: yeah MMOs are notoriously hard. There was an era where everyone was going "how hard/expensive could it be?" and it turns out, very hard and very expensive. You basically have all the difficulties of a normal game x10 due to accounting for all the networking involved, plus requiring a consistent density of players.
LRRbot: Shadow [3] [Calm Chaos] | Signature Unit − Vex, Shadow Isles [3] | If you play me to a battlefield, I enter ready. / [Action] — [1][A], [E]: [Stun] an enemy unit attacking here.
LRRbot: Overzealous Fan [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When I defend, you may kill me to move an attacking unit to its base.
couchboyj: Does the event Ben's going to have the metal card prizes?
Toxxick: Best of the worst still gets metal cards!
Dr_fragenstien: basically you have to make the game fun enough to retain hundreds of players per server, but every concession you make to be able to have hundreds of players per server makes the game worse.
LRRbot: Piercing Light [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [2][R] / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield, then deal 2 to up to one other unit.
Anubis169: 👀
LRRbot: Ekko, Recurrent [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Ekko, Zaun [5] | [Accelerate] / [Deathknell] — Recycle me to ready your runes.
onecelt: @couchboyj I believe so. At Sydney you could buy an actual metal card for prize tickets or earn a metal-styled card for being the best-of for a champion in the main event
Toxxick: Piercing light is such a good card
DrJund: One of the reasons I really want to go in the future, love that as an incentive
CWaltz86: @Dr_fragenstien plus i imagine the overhead honks
couchboyj: And those prizes often sell for more than the winner's pot [though the winner gets a metal card too obviously]
Dr_fragenstien: @CWaltz86 oh yeah, you need all those players to pay for the staff you have to keep to keep the game running, as opposed to an offline game where you can ship it and keep like 1-2 people on for a few months to patch bugs.
LRRbot: Existential Dread [1] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] / [Repeat] [2] / [Stun] an attacking enemy unit. If it's already stunned, return it to its owner's hand instead.
Toxxick: Coming from magic, the abilities being slowest spell speed by default was wacky
Haroldholmes25: stunning
Toxxick: I think Wheeler has to go in there in two seperate attacks to get thru that
CWaltz86: gg
DrJund: Ggs
Haroldholmes25: yeah that's a good learning moment for understanding how the game works
LRRbot: Back Off [3] [Calm] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Action] / [Stun] a unit. / If you played this from your hand, draw 1.
CWaltz86: control dfntly feels mean in this game
LRRbot: Vex, Cheerless [5] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Vex, Shadow Isles [5] | While I'm in combat, friendly spells cost [1][A] less to a minimum of [1], and enemy spells cost [1][A] more.
couchboyj: Also classic control for Ben, game 1 is rough, but things look better after side boarding
LRRbot: Existential Dread [1] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] / [Repeat] [2] / [Stun] an attacking enemy unit. If it's already stunned, return it to its owner's hand instead.
LRRbot: Vilemaw [8] [Calm 2] | Unit − Shadow Isles, Spider [8] | [Ambush] / Enemy units here with less Might than me don't deal combat damage. / When I hold, draw 1.
CWaltz86: when does the stat reset?
CWaltz86: the might?
Toxxick: Damage clears at the end of a showdown or end of turn
Toxxick: might changes only clear at end of turn
CWaltz86: gotcha
Toxxick: Inb4 signature Leblanc
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BrowneePointz: she's ancient
LRRbot: Smite [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Action] / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. If it would die this turn, banish it instead.
LRRbot: Monch [6] [Calm] | Unit − Bandle City [6] | If an opponent controls a stunned unit, I cost [2] less and enter ready.
BrowneePointz: she's manipulated her country behind the scenes for centuries
LRRbot: Dramatic Visionary [4] [Mind] | Unit − Ionia [4] | [Deathknell] — [Predict 2].
LRRbot: Black Rose Dignitary [3] [Order] | Unit − Noxus [2] | [Assault] / [Deathknell] — Channel 1 rune exhausted.
LRRbot: Targonian Visionary [6] [Body] | Unit − Mount Targon [6] | [Level 11] — I have +4 [M].
LRRbot: Bewitching Spirit [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [2] | When you play me, choose a player. They discard 1.
LRRbot: Carrion Dredger [2] [Order] | Unit − Mech, Zaun [1] | [Deathknell] — Play a 1 [M] Bird unit token with [Deflect] to your base.
Toxxick: That spirit is part of an 8 Rack deck
Riftpound: fast
Toxxick: its memes but fun
LRRbot: Altar of Blood [Colorless] | Battlefield | If a unit here would die during combat, its controller may pay [A][A][A] to heal it, exhaust it, and recall it instead.
LRRbot: Forgotten Signpost [2] [Calm] | Gear | [Action] — Exhaust a unit you control, [E]: Move a different unit you control to the location of the unit you exhausted to pay for this ability.
LRRbot: Valley of Idols [Colorless] | Battlefield | When a player plays a unit here, they may pay [1] to [Buff] it.
CrossXhunteR: chip
LRRbot: Concentrate [5] [Body] | Spell | Draw 2. / [Level 6] — This costs [2] less. / [Level 11] — This costs [4] less instead.
Haroldholmes25: orange one has hunt 2
LRRbot: Piltover Enforcer [Fury Order] | Legend − Vi | When you conquer, if you assigned 3 or more excess damage, you may exhaust me to ready a unit.
LRRbot: Master Yi, Tempered [4] [Body] | Champion Unit − Master Yi, Ionia [4] | [Hunt 2] / [Level 6] — I have [Deflect] and [Ganking].
LRRbot: Master Yi, Unstoppable [12] [Calm 3] | Champion Unit − Master Yi, Ionia [12] | [Level 3] — I cost [2][G] less. / [Level 6] — I cost [4][G][G] less instead. / [Level 11] — I cost [6][G][G][G] less instead. / [Level 16] — I can't be chosen by enemy spells and abilities.
Toxxick: "wuju master"
LRRbot: Wuju Master [Calm Body] | Legend − Master Yi | [Level 6] — Your units have +1 [M]. / [Level 11] — Your units enter ready.
nightsreach: if AP yi comes back i'll play league again
LRRbot: Daisy! [9] [Calm Order 2] | Signature Unit − Ivern, Ionia [8] | I enter ready. / Reduce my cost by [1] for each of the following tags among your units — Bird, Cat, Dog, and Poro. / When I attack while your units have all 4 tags, [Stun] an enemy unit here.
BrowneePointz: Ivern was a barbarian, struck down an ancient enchanted tree even though he was warned
BrowneePointz: and BAM
BrowneePointz: Treant
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goombalax: I though he said bring back A.P.E. which is also on brand for Wheeler
LRRbot: Eclipse [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit -4 [M] this turn. / [Predict].
Toxxick: Diana stonks looking high
BrowneePointz: MOON LESBIAN!
LRRbot: Sharkling [3] [Fury] | Unit − Bilgewater [1] | [Accelerate] / [Assault 4]
DrJund: THE FISH
LRRbot: Mutated Mouser [2] [Calm] | Unit − Cat, Bilgewater [1] | [Shield 2] / [Tank]
LRRbot: Fate Weaver [5] [Mind] | Unit − Ionia [4] | When you play me, look at the top 4 cards of your Main Deck. You may reveal a spell with Energy cost [4] or more from among them and draw it. Recycle the rest.
LRRbot: Crimson Pigeons [3] [Order] | Unit − Bird, Noxus [3] | I have +2 [M] while I'm attacking with another unit.
Haroldholmes25: great aggro bird
LRRbot: Kinkou Initiate [3] [Body] | Unit − Ionia [3] | When you play me, draw 1 if your other units have total Might 5 or more.
LRRbot: Lunar Boon [3] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] / Discard 1, then draw 2.
LRRbot: Scryer's Bloom [1] [Chaos] | Gear | This enters exhausted. / Kill this, [1], [E]: [Predict 2], then draw 1. Gain 1 XP.
Toxxick: Two Aurora all stars there
LRRbot: Trapping Grounds [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, if you assigned 3 or more excess damage, play a 1 [M] Bird unit token with [Deflect].
LRRbot: Insightful Investigator [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Piltover [3] | When you play me, choose an opponent. They reveal their hand. You may pay 2 XP to choose a card from their hand. If you do, they discard that card and draw 1.
CrossXhunteR: I think khazix is a spender
LRRbot: Right of Conquest [3] [Fury 1] | Spell | Draw 1, then draw 1 for each battlefield you or allies control.
Toxxick: Purple and Orange have the hand attack right now
LRRbot: Wuju Master [Calm Body] | Legend − Master Yi | [Level 6] — Your units have +1 [M]. / [Level 11] — Your units enter ready.
LRRbot: Irresistible Faefolk [2] [Body] | Unit − Fae, Ionia [1] | When I move to a battlefield, you may move an enemy unit to that battlefield.
Haroldholmes25: oh this faefolk is a banger
onecelt: Oh that’s a scary card
Toxxick: Orange hand attack tends to be cheaper and replaces the card, purple tends to be more expensive and doesnt replace the card they pitch
CrossXhunteR: it was, and it was
LooneyJester64: it was the one mana guy that got bigger with barrier right
LRRbot: Towering Pairofant [6] [Fury] | Unit − Shurima [6] | [Assault] / If a unit died this turn, I enter ready.
LRRbot: Combat Experience [1] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit +1 [M] this turn. / [Level 6] — Give it +3 [M] this turn instead.
LRRbot: Eclipse [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit -4 [M] this turn. / [Predict].
LRRbot: Voracious Gromp [5] [Body] | Unit − Freljord [5] | [Hunt 3]
onecelt: Someone nearly got me by copying a Pairofant with the LeBlanc legend. That was sick
LRRbot: Star-Crossed [3] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a friendly unit and an enemy unit to their owners' hands.
onecelt: (this was in Sealed)
LRRbot: Heroic Charge [3] [Order] | Spell | [Action] / Give a friendly unit +1 [M] this turn and [Stun] an enemy unit at its location.
LRRbot: Gemhand Hunter [2] [Body] | Unit − Yordle, Mount Targon [2] | [Hunt] / [Level 6] — I have +1 [M].
LRRbot: Scorchclaw [3] [Fury 1] | Unit − Dog, Noxus [3] | [Hunt 2] / [Level 3] — I have +1 [M] and enter ready.
Toxxick: Star Crossed eats Aurora for breakfast and I live in fear of it
Haroldholmes25: what the dog doin
LRRbot: Abandoned Hall [Colorless] | Battlefield | When a player plays a spell, they may give a unit they control here +1 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Imposing Challenger [5] [Body] | Unit − Ionia [5] | When I move, you may move an enemy unit here with less Might than me to a different battlefield.
Toxxick: Irelia loves that card
onecelt: opponents can use the Hall too if they attack into it!
LRRbot: Arena Kingpin [5] [Fury] | Unit − Yordle, Noxus [3] | I enter ready. / [E]: Give a unit +3 [M] this turn.
Toxxick: You resolve current showdowns first
thaneofstuff: You resolve the new challenge second
CrossXhunteR: you resolve the existing one first
DrJund: The original
Meta17: Turn player chooses
LRRbot: Jhin, Murderous Artist [4] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Jhin, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] / [Ganking] / When I move, [Add] [1][A].
Meta17: With the move trigger, the showdown hasn't started yet
BrowneePointz: and when he crits he gets free ms
NeoKevlar: and he gets move speed on crit
BrowneePointz: he's also an assassin so he's moving from sniper to sniper spot
LRRbot: Lillia, Fae Fawn [3] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Fae, Lillia, Ionia [3] | [Accelerate] / When I move from a location, play a 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary] there.
Toxxick: She actually leaves it behind
onecelt: Lillia is what I’m running. it’s interesting seeing the gear variants of her
CrossXhunteR: she leaves the sprite behind
thaneofstuff: Well the sprite is left behind where she was
BrowneePointz: she has a bowling skin finally!
LRRbot: Sprite Burst [5] [Mind] | Spell | Play two ready 3 [M] Sprite unit tokens with [Temporary].
I_Am_Clockwork: Lilly is one of my favorites to play champs
LRRbot: Mischievous Marai [2] [Fury] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] / When you play me to a battlefield, deal 2 to an enemy unit here.
LRRbot: Frisky Hunter [4] [Calm] | Unit − Cat, Zaun [3] | When you play me, play a 1 [M] Bird unit token with [Deflect] here.
Toxxick: Rengar loves that one
LRRbot: Vicious Snapjaws [5] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [5] | When another friendly unit dies, gain 1 XP.
LRRbot: Soul Harvest [2] [Order 1] | Spell | Kill a unit at a battlefield with 3 [M] or less.
LRRbot: Hunter's Machete [3] [Body] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [O]
LithelyUnshod: There currently is no Order/Chaos Legend. They are enemies
LRRbot: Megatusk [6] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [6] | Spend 3 XP: Give your units here [Ganking] this turn.
onecelt: @LithelyUnshod But next set…!
LithelyUnshod: @onecelt !
DrJund: Set 4 is rumored to have order+chaos
LRRbot: Vaults of Helia [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, your non-token units cost [1] more to play this turn.
LRRbot: Gustwalker [3] [Mind 1] | Unit − Dog, Ionia [3] | [Hunt 2] / [Level 3] — I have +1 [M] and [Ganking].
Haroldholmes25: more dogs pog
ToppHat: the jungle pets!
ToppHat: jungling*
LRRbot: Right of Conquest [3] [Fury 1] | Spell | Draw 1, then draw 1 for each battlefield you or allies control.
LRRbot: Double Trouble [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Repeat] [2] / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. You may reveal a unit from among them and draw it. Recycle the rest.
LRRbot: Galio, Indefatigable [3] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Demacia, Galio [6] | [Deflect] / [Tank] / I don't deal combat damage.
BrowneePointz: TITANIC gargoyle
DMGlol: giant gargoyle / superhero
thaneofstuff: 6 Might! (but cannot deal damage)
Toxxick: Himbo made of rock
CrossXhunteR: magic hater
onecelt: I do like flavour text on this one
NeoKevlar: He doesn't deal combat damage. Huh
onecelt: “Hahaha! Did we win yet?”
BrowneePointz: He's bigger than a Hillside
BrowneePointz: Petricite!
Paranundrox: he's made of magic-absorbing material
BrowneePointz: ancient trees taht survived the rune wars
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Chaotrix100: Good ole' Petricite!
BrowneePointz: and got suffused with the ability to absorb magic
Toxxick: Hes a cool guy from a bad place
ContingentCat: "good" guys
BrowneePointz: To be fair
BrowneePointz: the Rune Wars almost destroyed the war
Voidhawk42: Demacia is Law At All Costs
BrowneePointz: so the Demacians are scared of Magic
DMGlol: oh rengar
LRRbot: Rengar, Trophy Hunter [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Cat, Rengar, Ixtal [6] | [Ambush] / I can be played to a battlefield where there are enemy units.
Haroldholmes25: ooh that's a big hit
onecelt: Oh very nice!
DrJund: Alt art rengar
CWaltz86: he's ready for the world cup
BrowneePointz: no it's the Harrowing one
DrJund: No , that is sentinels of light
Toxxick: I think its the Sentinels of Light Skin
BrowneePointz: the Lucian Sentinels
onecelt: This Orange Rengar has interesting rules!
DMGlol: very good card right now in Yi
Dog_of_Myth:
Toxxick: Rengar just wants to hunt the most worthy Prey. He might just be Battle Beast
NeoKevlar: He certainly never got any reworks and reverts. no siree
LRRbot: Vault Breaker [1] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Action] / Give a unit [Assault 2] and [Ganking] this turn.
DMGlol: I cast Fist
LRRbot: Skyward Strike [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit. / [Level 6] — [Stun] an enemy unit.
BrowneePointz: He's from Ionia
NeoKevlar: Take a moment to HEEL up. Good flavor text
BrowneePointz: the Northeast Continent that's "Fantasy Asia"
LRRbot: Icevale Archer [2] [Mind] | Unit − Freljord [2] | When I attack, you may pay [1] to give a unit here -1 [M] this turn.
CrossXhunteR: can you insec in riftbound
LRRbot: Prepared Neophyte [3] [Fury] | Unit − Shadow Isles [1] | If you've spent [4] or more to play a spell this turn, I have +4 [M].
Toxxick: @CrossXhunteR Thats exactly what Lees signature spell does
LRRbot: Isolate [2] [Chaos] | Spell | Move an enemy unit from a battlefield to its base. Then, if there's an enemy unit alone at that battlefield, draw 1.
LRRbot: Loyal Poro [3] [Order] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [3] | [Deathknell] — If I didn't die alone, draw 1.
LRRbot: Towering Combatant [4] [Body] | Unit − Shurima [3] | [Shield 2] / [Tank]
LRRbot: Safety Inspector [5] [Order 1] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [3] | You may spend 3 XP as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, each player must kill one of their units. If you paid my additional cost, you don't kill a unit this way.
CWaltz86: "alone" just means a unit being there, not that the other unit has to also die?
onecelt: It’s (almost) symmetrical!
LRRbot: Dusk Rose Lab [Colorless] | Battlefield | At the start of your Beginning Phase, you may kill a unit you control here to draw 1.
thaneofstuff: Yellow is very controlling
CrossXhunteR: yellow is a lot of killing their own stuff
Toxxick: Yellow loves edicts
LRRbot: Frigid Jewel [2] [Mind] | Gear | When you draw your second card each turn, give a friendly unit +2 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Scryer's Bloom [1] [Chaos] | Gear | This enters exhausted. / Kill this, [1], [E]: [Predict 2], then draw 1. Gain 1 XP.
LRRbot: Green Father [Calm Order] | Legend − Ivern | When you conquer or hold, you may exhaust me to replace that battlefield with a Brush battlefield token.
DrJund: And Ivern units
LithelyUnshod: Token
CrossXhunteR: it just replaces the battlefield
Voidhawk42: It's a golf course
Toxxick: In case anyone is wondering, that brush token does undo any battlefield effects. So if you replace Aspirants Climb and youre at 8 vicotry points, you just win
letsbelgo: lol serge
CrossXhunteR: it’s no baron pit
Voidhawk42: He gentrifies it
LithelyUnshod: And Iverns!
Haroldholmes25: yeah baron makes a whole 3rd battlefield which is funny
Dog_of_Myth:
DMGlol: there are all valid questions
millenomi_Aura: and then who was on first
Voidhawk42:
LRRbot: LeBlanc, Fragmented [3] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Noxus, LeBlanc [3] | [Assault] / [Deathknell] — Draw 1. If it's your Beginning Phase, draw 2 instead.
DrJund:
CrossXhunteR: love the rework
BrowneePointz: but yea for Kathleen
CWaltz86: um excuse me?? this art goes hard??
BrowneePointz: she's a centuries old Enchantress
DrJund: Rework is peak
BrowneePointz: who has puppetted Noxus for EONS
CrossXhunteR: I have one play mat for it and am going to get a 2nd
NeoKevlar: Also how bullshit she is. God, she's such a fucker
n3ther: ALSO is the keyword
Voidhawk42: Excuse me, she RUNS the illuminati
BrowneePointz: she's OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
LRRbot: Herald of Spring [4] [Calm 1] | Unit − Ionia [4] | [Hunt] / When you play me, gain 2 XP.
ContingentCat:
evil (affectionate)
LRRbot: Moonlight Affliction [7] [Mind] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit -10 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Upstage Comedy [2] [Fury] | Spell | [Repeat] [2] / Ready a unit.
LRRbot: Soul Sword [1] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [G]
CWaltz86: so green
LRRbot: Vicious Snapjaws [5] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [5] | When another friendly unit dies, gain 1 XP.
LRRbot: Shepherd's Heirloom [2] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | When you play this, gain 1 XP. / [Equip] — Spend 1 XP
BrowneePointz: Okay yea double checked Kathleen and Ben. LeBlanc has been leading the Black Rose since Mordekaiser ruled Noxus, meaning she's been directing the course of history for ELEVEN HUNDRED YEARS!
CrossXhunteR: soraka (it isn’t soraka)
NeoKevlar: also isn't lulu
thaneofstuff: @BrowneePointz Wait what. Wild
BrowneePointz: ye LeBlanc is ANCIENT
LRRbot: Dragonsoul Sage [2] [Body] | Unit − Ionia [1] | [Reaction] — [E]: [Add] [1].
CrossXhunteR: mana dork
BrowneePointz: we don't even know how old she is, just "at least 1100"
Toxxick: First mana dork!
CWaltz86: league of lesbians
LRRbot: Monster Harpoon [1] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Action] / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. If you control a facedown card, deal 4 to it instead.
thaneofstuff: Orange likes big energy costs
LithelyUnshod: Pyke does
CrossXhunteR: rengar is a jumpy boy
LRRbot: Forgotten Library [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, when you play a spell, if you spent [4] or more, [Predict].
KeytarCat: Monster poo-WAIT NO
BrowneePointz: I mean Rengar does like to hide in bush
Toxxick: Rengar likes hidden cards because he buffs cards the turn they are played
DrJund: I can't wait for Mordekaiser to get printed. I need Sahn Uzal as a Legend
LRRbot: Existential Dread [1] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] / [Repeat] [2] / [Stun] an attacking enemy unit. If it's already stunned, return it to its owner's hand instead.
GasCityGaming: Man, I need to convince the BF to get into Riftbound.
LRRbot: Bewitching Spirit [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [2] | When you play me, choose a player. They discard 1.
LRRbot: Pridestalker [Fury Body] | Legend − Rengar | When you play a unit, give a unit +1 [M] this turn.
Toxxick: I love the art on that card. Just a Poro with ennui
BrowneePointz: Kha'zix took his eye
LRRbot: Sprite Queen [7] [Mind 1] | Unit − Fae, Ionia [6] | When you play me or at the start of your Beginning Phase, play a ready 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary] to your base.
BrowneePointz: Rengar- Predator Kha'zix-Xenomorph
Toxxick: Theres some swarm play with Blue Leblanc who stops Temporary at her battlefield
KeytarCat: "My deck isn't *bad*..."
Toxxick: Leo has never looked better than now!
Juliamon: !sponsor
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Mr_Horrible: laneswap incoming
NeoKevlar: Also, bring 5 dollars for Wheeler
onecelt: As someone who went to the Sydney one for side event, it was heaps of fun
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BrowneePointz: Poppy is the chosen hero, but thinks she isn't
gibbousm: Is there a UB Control equivalent?
BrowneePointz: Poppy is a fey with a hammer
BrowneePointz: and she BREAKS KNEECAPS
millenomi_Aura: lol. lmao
CrossXhunteR: I think khazix is experienced focused and rengar is surprise attack
Chaotrix100: I would love to see Kathleen play Rengar Dragons and try to assemble the infinite xDD
onecelt: Yeah and Pyke has some hidden synergy and *wont stop bouncing Bewitching Spirit*
chaos5896: Thanks LRR and mods for what you do! Have a good day everyone!
Anubis169:
no thank YOU for being here 
Anubis169: !schedule
thaneofstuff: @CrossXhunteR Khazix is also what I was thinking of that Kathleen might enjoy
Anubis169: his stage mic and his bladder
Mr_Horrible: First-to-Piss, classic match setup
Mr_Horrible: mmm, decree of justice...
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !store
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169:
DeM0nFiRe:
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thaneofstuff: byeeeeeeeeeeeee
I_Am_Clockwork: thank for strem!
ContingentCat:
thanks everyone
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil Requiem) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:10 from now).
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Don't piss off the kitchen staff.
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Attack the Shopkeeper.
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