Let's NOPE!! || finally a good resident evil game

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 nimbus_machine: 
 lamina5432: evenin\
 ShaneLeeAtk: How magnanimous of the Nope Boys
 hieroglyphica: I'm so used to VODs cause of my prior schedule that I just tried to jump ahead past the wait
chaos5896:   
 nimbus_machine: just watched the forbidden solitaire vod yesterday. total peak game. i kinda wanna get it myself now
 kingandcommoner: !quote
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 betweenmyself: all roight all roight all roight, what’s all this then? 
 nimbus_machine: windows noise detected
 Gekyouryuu: hot mic?
 InconsiderateHat: HI BEN
 brainbosh: Wow, cool
 ShaneLeeAtk: !windows
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 Saintnex: mic 5!
 lamina5432: hot computer sounds
TomatoKigu: Hi Ben
 hatboozeparty:  
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 hatboozeparty: Ben's dying
 betweenmyself: hot mics in your area want to chat 
 InconsiderateHat: Don't pull a groin Adam geez
spo_okymulder: does anyone know if this is this part 3 of RE9 or did I miss one?
 Saintnex: these are some interesting noises lol
 shendaras: 
 lamina5432: 
 Astrovore: @spo_okymulder pretty sure this is ep 3
 TehAmelie: ooh it's noping time
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 betweenmyself: Previously on Requiem: Where are all these plugs?  Boy that pool of red water is ominous.
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 type_variable: Spoops!
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 Dog_of_Myth: Evening stinkies
 nimbus_machine: 
 Mr_Horrible: Ben you're just calling attention to it
BrindleBoar: 
 Saintnex: hehehe
 underhill33: 
 betweenmyself: 
YFiddler: What
chaos5896: We love you Spoop!
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna go harder now
 nimbus_machine: steenkeeees
 SnackPak_: must protect Spoopifer
 n3ther: don't make fun of him D:
 Nigouki: that was flawless dubbing
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: starting off strong
 Inquisitor_Xian:  
 WiJohn: Wow they recorded a new voice over!
 nimbus_machine: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: hello little guys
 GasCityGaming: floating*
 Mr_Horrible: well, he ain't "walking" no more
 Mr_Horrible: slimes
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 Austere_Squire: A live Let's Nope! It has been 10000 years!
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 Laurence72: kobolds
 BrowneePointz: Kobolds
 Gekyouryuu: "it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boo-y"
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 jayhawk515: he’s just a scared little guy, Adam, be nice
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 kingandcommoner: Slimes in DND are not levle 1
  Juliamon: Slimes are def level 1
 e_bloc: dragon warrior slimes'
 TehAmelie: maybe taller than average guys but let's not be technical
 ArtDecoSunburn: The haunted house opening gets me every time. I appreciate your dedication to Scooby Doo style domestic architecture, guys.
 Austere_Squire: skeleton archer?
 kingandcommoner: everywhere else, yes
 Mr_Horrible: "Slimes aren't level 1" somebody didn't play Lufia 2
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 realbadatthis_: rats and mudcrab
 BrowneePointz: not WoW kobolds, D&D kobolds
 Austere_Squire: oozes is excelent choice
chaos5896: Mushrooms
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConsiderateFamousHorseFailFish-elW8ywIcnTX0eGuN
 SnackPak_: ooo, bats
 GasCityGaming: boars?
 the_tutorial_boss: generic? yes, slimes and bats are lvl 1
 Laurence72: Wurmples
southern_woodsman: Kobolds are just more organized goblins
 kingandcommoner: Horned Rabbits
 Laurence72: Caterpies
 e_bloc: mushrooms
 the_tutorial_boss: skelingtons are like, lvl2ish
 e_bloc: drakes
 Austere_Squire: dire rats?
 Laurence72: Pidgeys
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Fromsoft dogs are not level 1
 Laurence72: Sunkerns
 Gaelan_Maestro: hi all
chaos5896: Bandits
 Inquisitor_Xian: i had a character become the kobold equivalent of the boogeyman over the course of a like 2 year D&D campaign lol
 lamina5432: bunny
YFiddler: plainstriders
 kingandcommoner: bees or grasshoppers, depending
 Laurence72: Koala Bears
 e_bloc: mushrooms also appear around level in dragon warrior 3
  Juliamon: Sometimes they're just vibin'
 ArtDecoSunburn: @chaos5896 If Darklands (1992) taught me anything . . .
 GasCityGaming: At first they were mushroom kingdom cisitzens who had been transformed
 wiganlass: yeah but a goomba can’t one shot you
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 e_bloc: sometimes he's a kidnapper
 Nigouki: Mushroom Kingdom administration is just corrupt as hell
 Mr_Horrible: "The views depicted in this Mario Brothers 3 reflect the times in which the media was made"
 BrowneePointz: apparently they joined Bowser defecting from the Mushroom Kingdom after mistreatment
 DaFhaye: Hello there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I arrive with my delicious omelet to a fascinating conversation in progress
 TehAmelie: poison mushrooms are good, regular brown mushrooms are evil. Mario is p. weird come to think of it
Yoshi_Gal: Do goomba need to eat?
chaos5896: Their just decorative
chaos5896: They're
 Laurence72: Sloths
 Mai_Andra: Arcanum was an RPG that had dogs in the starting areas.  Then the game gave me a spell that was just called "Harm" that graphically tore them in half...  
 SnackPak_: how does labor work in the mushroom kingdom?
 wiganlass: Mario philosophy at 1 am
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, we only see the Kingdom in times of crisis. We don't know how coins are in normal days
 kimmiekoneko: mansa musa deflated the coinage of the mushroom kingodm when he passed trhough
chaos5896: THAT was funny, Adam
 DiscordianTokkan: BeejCoin?
 n3ther: bUrself
BrindleBoar: BEES?!?
 betweenmyself: goomba = mushroom, galoomba = chestnut
 Laurence72: B Coins, or not to B Coin?
 gibbousm: Koopas are primarily carnivores, but are known to eat mushrooms. They don't like vegis
 Nigouki: Be Rhe Coin You're Worth
 kingandcommoner: so original Lore: In the original manual it stated that Bowser turned the citizens of the Mushrrom Kingdom into blocks. The coins you get are them rewarding you for saving them (breaking the blocks)
 e_bloc: goombas are like the Jem'Hadar
 LadyAiluros: BenCoin?
 LordZarano: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
BrindleBoar: "how dare you, and"
 Mr_Horrible: "I can get mad *AND* lean in" - a guy who insists on having his cake and eating it too 
 type_variable: Adam yelling HOLD THE L please
 realbadatthis_: 5 bcoins to a quarter
 Mai_Andra: Beesness investment
 thematic_content_warning: did you win at passport?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: BeeCoin: Put It In Your Bee-Hole
 lamina5432: and time to skip the next two weeks
 e_bloc: oh yeah saros slaps
 e_bloc: more gamehaus?
 DaFhaye: Game very good
 Austere_Squire: adam stared into the distance, longing
WearingCats_CwC: Saros: the Hands of Fate?
 Nigouki: there's not guy playing an organ?
 Mr_Horrible: more returnal with more explicit references
 Rexsplosion: Hey boys! Let's goooo!
 Mr_Horrible: "Wibbly thing" "Big wolf" "Bigger wolf" "Big wolf I wanna fuck"
 Mr_Horrible: Living Failures
 Mr_Horrible: it me
 betweenmyself: @WearingCats_CwC the Master will be angry 
Yoshi_Gal: Big sad that you're back on a day when I get called into work  they've had two weeks to call me into work on a Tuesday/Wednesday!
 TehAmelie: the plot is at least a bit more creative than Returnal's "what if a videogame?"
 Mr_Horrible: KILL ME
 e_bloc: I resemble that remark
 Rexsplosion: He volunteers as tribute!
 Mr_Horrible: I can't believe they'd deny a chatter these beautiful lads
 Rexsplosion: Shoot them! SHOOT THEM!
 e_bloc: unless you say something supremely racist
ActualFactual: Yeah, and these guys never interact with chat anyways.
 n3ther: yoshi your oshi
 lochnessseammonster: 
Yoshi_Gal: I do be saying things it's true!
 Mr_Horrible: I can't wait for the wheel to land on capital Y because the universe is cold and ironic
TomatoKigu: @Mr_Horrible was just about to say the same thing lol
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RatherLargeToad: so you gave up on giving up?
 e_bloc: yoshi gal said aim for the stars, and then flutter jump up there
 kimmiekoneko: "ben told me to swim faster"
 n3ther: the one interview of your career
CobaltShuriken: Adam Leon cosplay when? obviously with matching Grace cosplay for Ben
 itsr67: howdy
 VrolikSyndrome: meowdy
 gualdhar: "I'm just here so I don't get fined"
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why can't Ben be Leon?
 VrolikSyndrome: If Yoshi eats you and poops you out in an egg is that a form of baptism?
 e_bloc: do it for 250 subs
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 Rexsplosion: Ben thinks you're a HUNK
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: good cover
 n3ther: he's actually benjamin buttoning it up
 itsr67: he is eternal
 Mr_Horrible: you have a very different face, but you and RE9 Leon are about the same size
 Laurence72: Aim for the Stars... so I became a Hollywood Hit Man
 xantos69: I have this reoccurring day dream that I become the worlds greatest athlete in some sport.  Then in every interview I give I just say "Kinda seems like the other folks just aren't trying...I know I'm not."
 e_bloc: grey looks good on Adam
ghyllnox: Adam, you look more like Leon than Ben
 nimbus_machine: "the other day" is going some WORK
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 kingandcommoner: I mean, isn't Grace cosplay just a white t-shirt and some jeans?
chaos5896: I aimed for the stars once, I shot the plane instead XD
 Austere_Squire: Adam is immortal
ghyllnox: Like Matt Wiggins, who is 29
 betweenmyself: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: haha Adam can't rent a car, he's only 21
CrossXhunteR: then how would he rent a car (i have no idea how canada works)
 NightValien28: adam
WearingCats_CwC: It's Adam's 30th anniversary!
  Juliamon: bit: torpedo'd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: adam
 e_bloc: cant rent a car, cant swim
 wiganlass: I stuck with27
 Mr_Horrible: Ben, please explain the concept of a hypothetical to Adam 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ActualFactual: Don't abuse that guy's ball.
 Austere_Squire: did adam turn 21 for sonic's 30th anniversary?
 itsr67: 
 betweenmyself: Adam does not shop at Forever21 
 SnackPak_: cant win tonight
 DaFhaye: Well why did you hit the ball Ben
ghyllnox: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: "benjamin, you're well aware I'm not 21"
 Mr_Horrible: "I'd have to watch all my friends die, Ben... that'd be awful... why would you curse me like that..."
 Nigouki: Ben go easy on Adam, he's all out of committing to the bit after the weekend lettuce
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: No more "Yes and" now it's "Wait what?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 gualdhar: Ben: drowning. Adam: throws a lifesaver (the candy)
 n3ther: it's called a bit 
 hatboozeparty: Yesterday was a long day
 itsr67: LMFAO
Blakemcm: No But
 lochnessseammonster: old man afraid he's losing his memory
ghyllnox: @betweenmyself No, clearly he shops at store.loadingreadyrun.com
 e_bloc: 
ButButTheJesus: "No, and furthermore..."
 OrionPax21: Guess we know who has custody of the brain cell today.
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 Strebenherz: The Savidan phylactery
ManWithTheMask13: Hello chat I am here on a rare Tuesday
Blakemcm: you have seen yes and / no but. but have you seen get fucked?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Is it a turbo-ed bit?
 itsr67: howdy doom
 e_bloc: flava ulmer
 Mr_Horrible: "Let's pump the brakes there, champ"
 n3ther: "let's chill it a bit ok?" 
ManWithTheMask13: @itsr67 Itsr my goat, salutations
 n3ther: my friend's bit is they are forever 29 and never hit their 30s
 itsr67: if you had to be one age forever
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig turboed?
TomatoKigu: Being 21 wasn't good.
 e_bloc: I was a dumb piece of shit when I was 21
 korvys: That's commitment to the bit
 n3ther: this is not an uncommon bit that people do XD
 lochnessseammonster: my mom still says she's turning 29... i'm now 8 years older than her
 e_bloc: I am now a 41 year old dumb piece of shit
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 Masslost: Sadly, this sub is not 21
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Meaning he sets up a bit, the other person continues it and he totally no sells it like what just happened
 VrolikSyndrome: But can you rent a car? Hmm?
 GasCityGaming: Alberta, MB, QC
 Mr_Horrible: I was about to say, no Albertan has waited until 18
 Laurence72: 21... Too young to die, too old to order off of the kid's menu!
 superdude097: Kid who gets a fake ID so they can vote.
 GasCityGaming: the drinking age changes every province west to east until you get to the martitimes
 betweenmyself: as a 44 year old, all I gotta say is why does my ankle make loud popping noises whenever I brake in traffic? 
ManWithTheMask13: 23 was the year of sleeping at airports for me
ManWithTheMask13: *21
Blakemcm: here is my gov issue znd my bowling card
 e_bloc: for booze?
itira: evening gamers
 e_bloc: what the fuck
 ContingentCat: That's weird
 Mr_Horrible: "Well, I've got my license... will you accept a story from my childhood?"
 Mai_Andra: I was "over the hill" at 19, so by 21 I was already washed up... 
ghyllnox: Like what???
 Saintnex: who carries two photo ids?!?
ghyllnox: I don't carry a second ID around lmao
 wiganlass: what??
CrossXhunteR: card everyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like passport?
 Austere_Squire: has adam always had a sleeve? it's lovely
hallkomp: Hello all, this seems like the perfect stream to watch at night!!
ManWithTheMask13: I got my beard on and I got carded last week
 MacbethSeemsSus: In college I saw someone accidentally give their fake at the airport. That went well.
 spurius: 21?
 GasCityGaming: two forms is usually one with photo then something with your name on it.
ghyllnox: @Austere_Squire For a while yeah it's great
 ContingentCat: 33
 Mr_Horrible: I'll get carded at the grocery just because it's an environment where the cashier get heat for not doing it
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben you are clearly 21.
 DaFhaye: 34
ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus 0.o
 e_bloc: whats my age agin
 ghizmou: my friend got carded at the airport, saying she needed to be accompanied by an adult... she's 35
 n3ther: OMG
 Saintnex: 33 Ben lol
CrossXhunteR: at a certain point i stop thinking of my age
 bl1ghtbouquet: LMAO
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I don't drink so my only experience getting carded is when I buy spray paint and superglue at walmart
 SnackPak_: I ran out of fingers to count
 Strebenherz: 34 lad
 n3ther: BEN
 superdude097: I've been carded more for cold medicine than alcohol
itira: 
 VrolikSyndrome: math is for nerds
Blakemcm: oh my sweet beautiful ben
 type_variable: final answer?
 OrionPax21: Just lobbing that brain cell back and forth.
 ContingentCat: Yup you're one year younger than me
 bl1ghtbouquet: jesus h fuck
 Mr_Horrible: but I don't think I've been carded at the liquor store in years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
ManWithTheMask13: this will be on the test
itira: whoooo caaares XD
 Mr_Horrible: which was very funny when I bought booze with an expired license last year
 A_Catastrophic_Success: I haven’t been carded since I was 14
ghyllnox: And sometimes one of you spikes it into the ground 
 n3ther: there's a whole one between yall?
radioshackraider: It's my birthday right now.
 iconicshadow89: math is for blockers not birthdays
 Strebenherz: a year younger than i am, and i'm 21 since 13 years ago
 Laurence72: Last time I got carded was at the library
ActualFactual: going full grandpa simpson mode
 e_bloc: 
 Mr_Horrible: professional funnyman
 bl1ghtbouquet: LMAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Professional jokesman Ben Ulmer
 ContingentCat: Not as fun when it's legal yeahh
 Mr_Horrible: gone bunkin'
 e_bloc: my friend group growing up was a few guys 2-3 years younger than me.  I bought them so much fucking booze
DigitalSeahorse: 17 and 18 year olds talk a lot about their age saying they're OLD
 RealGamerCow: good tiems
itira: youre so cool Ben
 betweenmyself: Underage drinking is too passe for Ben, now it’s all tax fraud, all the time 
 Mr_Horrible: honestly pretty good drunk activities
 TehAmelie: the tasty forbidden fruit (appletinis)
 e_bloc: hard fucking same
DigitalSeahorse: I know this because I was in college as a mature student and would roll my eyes at them
hallkomp: Do other countries habe different age limits for differt drinks, or are we weired??
 e_bloc: the thought of hangovers
 n3ther: it's immediate regret the next day
 JessieImproved: I learned drunkenness was not for me very very early
GrathXVI: I don't think I've ever been drunk
 e_bloc: obliterated
 KCMcG: Living in Michigan, but an hour drive from the Canada border, we spent a lot of nights in Windsor at 19 and 20.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Yeah, then they realize I'm in my 30's and they all look at me like I'm going to infect them with old memes
MrsLlante: yay! catching let’s nope live from Australia! Hai from MrsL and Ellie!
 e_bloc: the last time I got drunk was May 9, 2022
ManWithTheMask13: Resisting the urge to make a Flight reference
 lamina5432: never been drunk, no plans to find out
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 VrolikSyndrome: Adam do you remember @everyone-ing the whole Discord?
 Mr_Horrible: where you can't lie down without holding on
cidalfos: I had a friend whose British parents made wine. they never noticed 3 or 4 bottles missing at a time. and as long as we were at their place they didn’t care. 🤣
Blakemcm: bed spins
 frameshifty: oh god the spinnies
DigitalSeahorse: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam got drunk drunk on a Let's Nope
 Laurence72: one of few the nice things about having a chronic illness is you can use it as an excuse to not drink
 JessieImproved: I stop at the hint of tipsy tbh
ManWithTheMask13: @VrolikSyndrome 
 DaFhaye: Or when you feel like you are falling
 MacbethSeemsSus: The spins are the sign to get more water
 InconsiderateHat: I hate the bed spins
 bl1ghtbouquet: i have never been meaningfully drunk and i aint looking to
 itsr67: @vroliksyndrome
 e_bloc: the room spinning sucked so fucking hard
itira: i think iv been that drunk *once* ... wine ugh
 elmolovessmack: So drunk the framerate drops
 betweenmyself: I’ve only ever gotten slightly tipsy, so I’m unable to relate to stories of drunkenness/hangovers
DigitalSeahorse: @Thefluffiestguineapig Frosted Butts!    
 e_bloc: I've been that drunk for a few months
 Mr_Horrible: the Vegas one wouldn't qualify, but it's still funny
 e_bloc: not currently of course
 VrolikSyndrome: @itsr67 comooter take me to da liquor stow
 Mr_Horrible: just waking up the next day fresh as a daisy
ManWithTheMask13: Last time I got drunk I woke up on the floor after an hour
ghyllnox: Not blackout drunk you say, and yet you said you can't remember the haunted shed game
itira: wuh oh
 itsr67: compoota take me to da liqa sto
 Mr_Horrible: they're actually why there's no more GPs 
 RealGamerCow: who is going to say no to Adam?
  Juliamon: The most drunk I've been had me crawling up the stairs to my friend's bedroom, but still having enough awareness to turn down sex because it was Time To Sleep So Fuck Off
 e_bloc: oh now I remember that story
 Masslost: I never got the room spinning drunk, more I just got hungry, then fell asleep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse I've referenced "all your base belong to us" before and when I explained what Newgrounds was one of them took an involuntary step back. At that point I was just seeing if I could become the internet version of a swamp witch to them
 itsr67: LOL
itira: oh my god 
ghyllnox: 
 GasCityGaming: that hat made it to a PPR
ManWithTheMask13: yeehaw
 Mr_Horrible: I can picture thiis
 MacbethSeemsSus: a big gulp of GIN?!?
 VrolikSyndrome: I've never drank to drunkeness, but I did get high enough once that I puked into the sink of an AirBnB *twice*.
ghyllnox: Gin brother!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did the Big Gulp melt???
 LadyAiluros: This is the Deep Lore Of Adam
 RealGamerCow: @Juliamon I had a similar situation where my roommate was having sex in the living room and I just walked through to get and eat a frozen burrito
 Austere_Squire: Gin is a helluva drink
 wiganlass: the drunkest I’ve ever been was the time I obviously decided I wasn’t going to make it to bed so I piled all the towels into the bath and slept there. a bottle of Jack Daniel’s was involved
 GasCityGaming: yeah, a beer or two with friends kinda thing is about it
 ContingentCat: Lol I don't think I've gotten that drunk, I figured out it's not for me
 e_bloc: Gin best liquor not  close
 itsr67: whoa
itira: ewwww
ghyllnox: 
WearingCats_CwC: classy
 Diabore: oh right and it melted the bottom
 Mr_Horrible: my problem is I actually find alcoholic stuff I really like the taste of, and I'm a Bevvy Boy, so I gotta keep myself from idly sipping
 TehAmelie: how apropos
 Saintnex: oh Ben
 nimbus_machine: this kind of thing is why i will never drink
 wiganlass: classy Ben
 J_Rey15: "Can the giant man in the back with the handled barrel please laugh a little quieter please" 
 Mister_BlueSky: I drank once I was able to, hated it, barely had any since. 
 lochnessseammonster:  
 OrionPax21: jesus christ Ben
 RealGamerCow: 100% skid behavior
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Gin is simultaneously a high class and low class liquor.
 DaFhaye: Yeah....Yeah that sounds right
 Mr_Horrible: Adam contracting the black rot from RE9 right now
ManWithTheMask13: I got drunk with a friend over Winter Break cooking his ass at Marvel
 Vinewood_OG: dasani tequilla blanco... no one will ever try to take a sip
 Mr_Horrible: spiritually greasy
 frameshifty: spiritually greasy
 frameshifty: lol
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I had some friends at my old movie theater job who would come in to see something with their giant 64oz collectable cups half full of rum, and they'd just get coke to fill the rest
 Inquisitor_Xian: my friends and i used to pass around a gatoraid bottle full of vodka in the back of our first period CRIMINAL JUSTICE class, which i always thought was funy
DigitalSeahorse: @Thefluffiestguineapig   
 ContingentCat: Greasy heart
 e_bloc: in about 2008 I was at the SF pride parade. someone I never knew and never saw again offered me something in a vitamin water bottle, and damned if I didnt take up on them
ManWithTheMask13: Killed a bottle of rum and coke
 DaFhaye: Dear god MSI. Looking back on it Eeeesh now
 MacbethSeemsSus: This conversation is a nice reminder to drink responsibly or not at all
 SquareDotCube: Back to the rows with you
 J_Rey15: Poltergrease
 RealGamerCow: skid is one of the best Canadianisms I've ever heard. That and pylon
ghyllnox: Not really?
 Mr_Horrible: if I heard "Skid" as a moniker I'd think it was short for "Skidmark" aka "Shitstain"
 betweenmyself: I’m such an infrequent drinker I’ve only partaken once in the past ten years 
 ContingentCat: Not really
Blakemcm: is it implying skid mark?
 bl1ghtbouquet: never heard that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Also about indulging in any substances that alter behavior
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible ^
radioshackraider: Still a thing according to Letterkenny
DigitalSeahorse: I had to look up skid the other day
ghyllnox: That or "skidded out"
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Inquisitor_Xian Was your first period held in the French Quarter? Maybe open bottle laws didn't apply.
BOTGrant: They used in on Letterkenny, where I first heard it.
BrindleBoar: that's him, John Ruhs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Genre  That's such a good term
 GasCityGaming: i was in a small town and got along with pretty much everybody cause you kinda had to lol
 Mr_Horrible: in the Trent-ches
itira: 'fuckin' skid' was the go to insult
DigitalSeahorse: extremely
hallkomp: A partybus just passed by work, and the ENTIRE building was shaking, could have convinced me it was an earthquake
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hallkomp 0.o Nope
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radioshackraider: Is Adam spiritually a Hick or a hockey player?
GrathXVI: Does your friend now harass one specific Ren Faire performer?
 Mr_Horrible: I would imagine he's more Tom Dirge if he's Slayer
ManWithTheMask13: The GG character?
DigitalSeahorse: a bit of both maybe?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @GrathXVI Is it the fire breather?
 GasCityGaming: big same brother
 Mr_Horrible: You still ain't online, that's pretty smalltown 
DigitalSeahorse: my highschool was full of hicks
 e_bloc: backcheck, forecheck, redneck
 BrowneePointz: Small Town Theatre Kid is a thing
GrathXVI: @ArtDecoSunburn nah, Jacques ze Whipper, he's got a persistent guy who follows him around the country requesting Slayer
 YFiddler: defying labels 
ghyllnox: Content creators? Theater kids? SurprisedPikachu
 RealGamerCow: My friends and I did such horrible things to each other.
 Mr_Horrible: that's a real teenager tho
 n3ther: that game is definitely not for everyone...
 MacbethSeemsSus: oh god the discourse around mixtape is terrible.
 xantos69: NOBODY I know should be proud of their High School self.  Everybody did dumb crap.  That's why you grow up.
ManWithTheMask13: Have you had a conversation with me now
Blakemcm: right teenagers suck.
 ArtDecoSunburn: I grew up in a podunk town. Now I live in a ridiculous major city. Just different varieties of gossip and human eccentricity.
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 ContingentCat: Teenagers kinda suck yeah
itira: 8
 n3ther: I was a polite nice kid. don't project to me
 LadyAiluros: Teaches Teens, Can Confirm 
ManWithTheMask13: Have you heard me talk about Steely Dan
 itsr67: truth
 kimmibeans: yup
 RatherLargeToad: but I don’t want to experience more authentic teens 
 mwlsn: the overachievers
 e_bloc: 13-26 imo
itira: 25
Blakemcm: you are the worst version of yourself between 14-25
 bl1ghtbouquet: ok like. yeah
hackbug: I teach middle school. this is absolutely truth
 J_Rey15: any single digits suckers out there
 betweenmyself: still suckin hard in my 40s 
 Austere_Squire: I sucked at like 8
 Pteraspidomorphi: I was a late bloomer, I only sucked at 12+
 itsr67: thank god
 Cptasparagus: my 8 year old niece is a jerk
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 James_the_Dabbler: I'll agree with this spectrum
 the_tutorial_boss: nobody likes you when your 23
hackbug: some kids start sucking at 13 instead of 11
 ghizmou: some people still suck
 ArtDecoSunburn: @xantos69 I was a very precious, mannered child. I loved being 12.
 VrolikSyndrome: I sucked until 22-23.
 lesbianpunkpyromancer23: 23? soon ill be free then
ManWithTheMask13: shit I'm still a pos
 PhorrestGaze: I was a jerk of an 8 year old
 Mr_Horrible: 8 year olds are mean but not in a teenager way, still in a kid way
 bl1ghtbouquet: HEY FUCK DID I DO
 kragmabutch: oh damn if that's the case i just graduated into not sucking
hallkomp: I agree Ben, i do suck
ManWithTheMask13: I got another year
itira: 8 is the threshold from cute kid to annoying shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes I suck still
 Kramburger: I beg to differ
 Austere_Squire: You start learning how to think at 7 and it's all downhill from there until like 25
 itsr67: I sucked until I was like 25
 ArtDecoSunburn: @n3ther Exactly.
 ContingentCat: I sucked before 8 I was a "willfull child" lol
 TehAmelie: i never sucked. i just made myself invisible instead
ghyllnox: So if I had a 7 year old and introduced them to you, they'd skip that whole phase
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I sucked more frequently till about 23 24? but I was in a VERY bad living situation till then
 Mr_Horrible: I was absolutely part-shitty in high school and college
 n3ther: @TehAmelie ya I kept to myself and read a lot of books
 bl1ghtbouquet: my hatred for mixtape is more nuanced than most ppl’s hatred for mixtape tbh
 e_bloc: @n3ther hard same
 Austere_Squire: you are learning how to person for a good 15 years
 Austere_Squire: which includes learning empathy and kindness
 e_bloc: am I out of touch?
 itsr67: 
 e_bloc: no its the kids are wrong
DigitalSeahorse: if you still lack compassion for others maybe you still suck but that's probably not anyone here
 kragmabutch: oh thank GOD
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie I think that's what I tried? but people kept happening
 J_Rey15: I could go to the cool thing, or I could just lay down and not have my back hurt
ManWithTheMask13: What if I'm already chill
 RealGamerCow: "That sure looks like fun but goddamn my couch is comfy"
 TheMandrew: i'm 42, and i still get FOMO, but for stupid stuff like Lego
 protojman: hi do
Blakemcm: scar tissue
 protojman: hundo
 Mr_Horrible: that tweet that says: "That same moot at 30: 'getting really into yogurt lately'." is insanely true
Bruceski: When I was 10-ish I wrote a letter to a beloved local author critiquing the accuracy of one of his books. Got the nicest, most well-written "shut up kid" letter in response.
 dolphgrim: Empathy does wonders.
 Mr_Horrible: and thank god
 Austere_Squire: also, yeah, man, you calm the hell down by like 27-30
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 ContingentCat: I don't know if I calmed down or just got tired of it
 e_bloc: 41 was it for me
 e_bloc: that I wish you saw
 wiganlass: you hit 40 and you just chill out
 thesimbiote: I genuinely love getting older. Aging is a privilege
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Bruceski I would have told your ten year old self, "Good for you."
 Mr_Horrible: still scared of some of the same things, less affected by other things
ghyllnox: 
hallkomp: I am watching
 Yoshi_Gal: Alright kids I'm heading out, stay safe have fun. There's pizza money on the counter 🍕
DigitalSeahorse: people change a lot at 21
 nimbus_machine: 
 bl1ghtbouquet: im right here man
ManWithTheMask13: Alright I'm stayin up
ManWithTheMask13: YES SIR OORAH
 Austere_Squire: i think college did wonders for me in terms of me just meeting different kinds of people
 lesbianpunkpyromancer23: hey im a adult i can stay up till 10pm
 J_Rey15: uh oh, someone's breaking curfewwww
 Ritaspirithntr: i’m older than Ben by a couple weeks
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wiganlass You hit forty and body parts start falling off.
 Mr_Horrible: you can't tell us what to do Peepaw
hallkomp: It almost 4am here already
 bethy_kins24: im in bed by 10
 itsr67: twenny won
 Laurence72: It's only 5:30pm???
ButButTheJesus: I'm 42 and I stay up till sunrise playing games on the weekend, sometimes
 Vinewood_OG: Total waste of time
radioshackraider: I've just turned 30 and it's half 1 in the morning for me
 thesimbiote: Turned 43 a few months ago. It's awesome
ghyllnox: What if I was always boring
DigitalSeahorse: wait I'm about your age and I went to bed at 8am last night
 e_bloc: cant tell them nothing
 bl1ghtbouquet: im literally already mellowed out a ton man, i know it’s gonna be wild when im in my 40s
 Strebenherz: "hey kid me, buy all the first ed yugioh you can get your hands on, trust me"
 Mr_Horrible: it's the kind of thing where it's right, but it's also the thing where hearing it will make you annoyed 100% of the time, justifiably
ManWithTheMask13: "kick rocks and pound sand"
 jessicaengle: Distancing from people in your life who are feeding you bad ideas helps too
 itsr67: LOL
 e_bloc: I was told the exact some thing and it never helped
ButButTheJesus: but I also sometimes go to bed at 8pm because eepy
DigitalSeahorse: I'm the forever night owl vampire but I also like sunlight
 kimmibeans: The weirdest thing is when the tables turn and you are the expert in the room
 wiganlass: @artdecosunburn yep but you don’t give a shut about it
 e_bloc: who is nicole then
 xantos69: If I told past me how awesome and successful I would become... I would never have believed it.
 bethy_kins24: scavenger  Ben
ghyllnox: Lazy freegan 
DigitalSeahorse: just call me Count Duckula
 betweenmyself: Young Adam: “We stop growing at some point?  Thank God.”
 kimmibeans: The satisfaction in my Dad telling me I was right about AI 
 RealGamerCow: Skid behavior
 Austere_Squire: i can't imagine you two without beards
BrindleBoar: urban foraging
 Laurence72: Losing your beard makes it look like you lost 7 years of age
 dolphgrim: I only ate what I could find, too! 😮
 exeJayce: hellooooo everyone 
 thesimbiote: Panhandling for nummies
 VrolikSyndrome: My lunch most if sophomore year was bumming a bag of Sun Chips off a friend.
CrossXhunteR: i did similar during high school, but was fat
 bl1ghtbouquet: me going back a decade would just be “whoa im a girl now damb”
Bruceski: If I could go back in time and talk to kid me I'd say "look, there's this thing called a CPAP machine, it will make your hallucinations go away."
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: Classic theatre kid behavior. I remarked in an interview the other day we're the crows the art world.
raulghoulia watched 330 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 A_Catastrophic_Success: I dunno, if I could go back in time and tell myself about being trans, I’d probably save myself a LOT of confusion
Ms_LadyMix: Ben, a seagull, confirmed
 bl1ghtbouquet: real
 Strebenherz: as someone who only ate a pizza slice, then fell asleep earlier, i feel called out
 YawnLance: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: TRUE
DigitalSeahorse:   
ManWithTheMask13: "I'm gay?"
 nimbus_machine: 
 itsr67: 
 Austere_Squire: ben is me being like "why do i have a headache" while never drinking water
 kragmabutch: Ben you aren't wrong there
 lochnessseammonster: i'd be like yo you're gay 
 kimmiekoneko: how dare you ben
CrossXhunteR: chat, drink water right now
 itsr67: "Christ I'm still straight?"
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wiganlass "Dangit. Another kneecap. I'll just put it on the nightstand for now."
ManWithTheMask13: "YOU LISTEN TO STEELY DAN?"
 Mr_Horrible: "So we're still a loser, huh?" "Yeah but we're more comfortable with it now" 
 thesimbiote: I fell asleep in school all the time. Turns out I'm narcoleptic
 kimmibeans: Teenage me would be pretty proud of current me
DigitalSeahorse: I burnt a lot of two ended candles trying to finish my art projects
 J_Rey15: I'm 70% water, why do I need to drink more, I'll be 100% water
 exeJayce: bro drink your water!!!
 ContingentCat: Other way but yeah If I could tell teenaged me about being nonbinary
 Vinewood_OG: "don't loan anyone money"
 kimmibeans: Congratulations!
SaxPython: clap clap clap
CrossXhunteR: i hear smoking is good for weight loss (unsure about this)
 ContingentCat: Good job!
 bl1ghtbouquet: @itsr67 LMAOOOOOOO no itd be worse going back and telling past you that youre trans but now youre straight as a result
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell yeah BEN
 Austere_Squire: congrats, dude
DigitalSeahorse: congrats to quitting!  
 exeJayce: hey quitting is a difficult thing for some people, that's amazing to see!
witchyTQ: you you were really gross
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's GOOO
ManWithTheMask13: To quote Tom Waits, "You know the best thing about smoking... is that you can have one when you want to"
witchyTQ: i mean, congrats!
 thesimbiote: That's awesome!!
 e_bloc: not sure if its something you are interested, but wegovy has made me lose 16 pounds in two months
 Austere_Squire: that's legitimately awesome
 n3ther: drink more water
 ContingentCat: I'm so glad I never started smoking
 ArtDecoSunburn: @A_Catastrophic_Success That would make a really great premise for a two person play.
CrossXhunteR: that's a way to phrase it
ManWithTheMask13: Fuck I messed up the Jim Jarmusch reference. Mr Horrible spare me
 tehfewl: i started the weight loss part, now i need to work on the quit smoking part
ghyllnox: Show baby!
 exeJayce: wegovy tablets are cheaper then then injections at least
 e_bloc: fresh out of your mom
 thesimbiote: Newly hatched Adam
itira: wait
 Yolysses: I recommend the WaterLlama app, makes it kinda fun!
 bl1ghtbouquet: LOL
bbblehh: was worried that i might miss gameplay when i saw the uptime but then i remembered what this stream is like
 Austere_Squire: adam "look when i couldn't grow  a beard" and it's a picture of him at 6
 betweenmyself: 6 years old, back when Adam was only 6’1” 
Blakemcm: show feet
Blakemcm: show foto
 exeJayce: this actually reminded me to drink water and take my own meds so ty LRR
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  That's amazing as a first reaction
ButButTheJesus: "Harfeet!"
 Mr_Horrible: we called him the Skatch Squatch
DigitalSeahorse: before the growth spurt
 JKBalch: Have they already played Hall of the Mountain King?
 thesimbiote: Can't give those feet for free. Gotta charge for that shit
 Isaac3567: Your hands and feet grow to adult size long before the rest of you. I had size 14 feet at 10 so I get it
BrindleBoar: you haven't earned feet, twitch chat
 ghizmou: show chat
 nimbus_machine: 
 wiganlass: you gotta share
 Laurence72: Tall person having big feet? (shocked Pikachu face)
itira: 
 J_Rey15: *furiously defends his cuteness*
witchyTQ: text it to me i wanna see!
 Mr_Horrible: @JKBalch not yet
 n3ther: "show your friend a photo you think you look cute in"
 Mr_Horrible: this is great radio 
ghyllnox: Dawww
 n3ther: Friend immediately laughs
 Strebenherz: a stinkier adam amazing
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 n3ther: poor Adam
ButButTheJesus: baby
 bl1ghtbouquet: REAL
 betweenmyself:  
BrindleBoar: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Clearly trying on different smiles
 thesimbiote: Ah, the Grommet look
DMGlol: Bullying a child
ButButTheJesus: awwwwwwwwwww
 kimmibeans: Aww
DigitalSeahorse: 
 exeJayce: awwww
 VrolikSyndrome: Lmao
witchyTQ: dawwwww
 Strebenherz: WHAAAAAA
 Mr_Horrible: I can see the resemblance
ghyllnox: What a lil cutie!
 lochnessseammonster: awwwww
 wiganlass: awww
ManWithTheMask13: lil masher
 Austere_Squire:  
CrossXhunteR: yo, frank
 bethy_kins24: awww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: TRULY the youngest Adam
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: he's always been earnest, we gotta stan
DigitalSeahorse: 
SaxPython: Oliver 
 realbadatthis_: to to tip thats a brinson
 JKBalch: Thank you Mr.Horrible
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you look like you're already thinking about how to demolish people at street fighter
 raulghoulia: thats a Tommy
 thesimbiote: Baby Adam looks like a really mischievous lil dude
CrossXhunteR: adam got all his baby photos on his phone
 DaFhaye: Damn Ben going full bully
ButButTheJesus: ZOMG
 Mai_Andra: That genuinely looks like every kid in my kindergarten class.
 DiscordianTokkan: Stqnced Up
itira: good look
 bethy_kins24: BEBE
 ghizmou: you were so blond
 Mr_Horrible: coming to powerbomb us from the top rope
ghyllnox: Big strong boy!
DigitalSeahorse: 
ButButTheJesus: itty bitty adam
 Strebenherz: that's creepy ngl
 Austere_Squire: You were SO blonde
CrossXhunteR: i used to have super blonde curly hair
 Mr_Horrible: he was out in the sun too long
 Vinewood_OG: SlingBabe
 Strebenherz: (@ what ben said his mom posted)
 Rexsplosion: and he was 25 in those facebook photos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My dad's hair complete
WearingCats_CwC: Is it unattached now? 
 exeJayce: my mom lost so many of my baby photos when we got flooded back in 2011 <sobs>
 Mr_Horrible: I used to be a platinum blonde as a kid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ly changed when he got oldere
 wiganlass: I was a blonde kid too
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
 kragmabutch: i used to have blond but straight hair as a small child
 Laurence72: 
 VrolikSyndrome: I followed
witchyTQ: they've both lost the plot
 Saintnex: hahaha
CrossXhunteR: this podcast is two ships passing in the night
DigitalSeahorse: a lot of kids are blonde at that age
ButButTheJesus: i am confus
 SnackPak_: what plot?
 n3ther: @witchyTQ agreed
 itsr67: LOL
0x6772: In Ben's defense, "bleached it" would've made more sense the other way.
 exeJayce: @witchyTQ wait there's a plot?
 thesimbiote: Certain dyes can affect the color your follicles produce after you use them. Henna, for example
CrossXhunteR: i knew what he was going for
itira: nono i can see it from both sides
 korvys: No, I followed it
 TehAmelie: why are you booing me dot jpg
 James_the_Dabbler: Yeah sorry ben
 n3ther: I have no idea what Ben meant
witchyTQ: ben is saying the dye went into your skull and made you brunette DUMMY
 DiscordianTokkan: Blonde: Wend down to the Skull is what I heard
 Mr_Horrible: it kinda flew in one ear and out the other for me
 DaFhaye: We were all lost
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben what you said made no sense
 JKBalch: Ben meant Scalp, not skull
DigitalSeahorse: I was blonde as a toddler
 Austere_Squire: i understood ben, but i hang out on his home stream so i am inured to him
 JKBalch: i think
 kimmibeans: Aww, so cute!
 nimbus_machine: omg
radioshackraider: Adam's himbo is showing
 exeJayce: is Ben still traumatized from the bone man from last week? is this why we're avoiding games
ButButTheJesus: baby bennnn
 bethy_kins24: CUTIE PIE
 raulghoulia: which one are you?
ghyllnox: Lil cutie
 lochnessseammonster: cutie 
DigitalSeahorse: haven't been blond since
 Austere_Squire: i see creepy doll
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also when my dad got older his hair changed to black and turned to a really wirey texture
 kimmibeans: Both of you were adorable babies
 TehAmelie: Ben has a transparent sci-fi phone
 DaFhaye: Greasy even at that age
  Juliamon: exeJayce who says we're avoiding games? this is normal
 Mai_Andra: That guy kinda looks like my grandad...
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 VrolikSyndrome: I bet you did, ya yapper.
 korvys: Damn, just shoot him, Ben
bbblehh: something about the flash/exposure on older photos is so charming to me
 thesimbiote: I heard "Young hawk-y Ben" and was fully expecting you in a Feathersuit
 JKBalch: Very good pictur
 DiscordianTokkan: Ben, you were the guy in the hat right? :V
0x6772: Clearly the follow-up here is for Adam to ask Ben when he started curling his hair.
 RealGamerCow: to be fair, Adam was probably told to say cheese or something
 VrolikSyndrome: If you boot up the video game I'm leaving.
ghyllnox: What's the rush, huh?
 Mr_Horrible: #videogamesareoverparty
 ladyjessica: having pictures of yourself from when you’re a kid is… odd to me. mainly because I’m trans and those are dysphoria central…
 exeJayce: honestly I think I could watch these two and their shenanigans all day
 Dog_of_Myth: 
itira: Adam please
 RealGamerCow: Beej, stop being a google pervert
TomatoKigu: Tune in for the game, stay for the Adam and Ben Podcast.  
Blakemcm: my henti auto fills?!?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: This stream's going to be a banger
ghyllnox: Yeeee
 xantos69: Nice
 DiscordianTokkan: Bow tie
 Mr_Horrible: dapper lil lad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Adam
 thesimbiote: Precious
ButButTheJesus: lookity himb
 n3ther: he simplified it but somehow Adam finds a way 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 SquareDotCube: that's some late 2000s hair
 electra310: Adorable!
 nimbus_machine: i use a baby photo of grumpy me as a discord emote lol
ghyllnox: Dapper boyyy
 VrolikSyndrome: mentally elsewhere
 Saintnex: two ships just looking at each other
 goombalax: lmao
 fjordsword: heck yeah bow tie Ben
ButButTheJesus: brain cell being clonked over the net back and forth
witchyTQ: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm cackling
ghyllnox: \o/
 Mr_Horrible: presumably getting ready for da trip
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SnackPak_: 
 Laurence72: ?
 Strebenherz: Take your shot, never punished
 exeJayce: OH NO
 Inquisitor_Xian: wheeeeeeel
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I hope it’s T, I want to get shot
itira:   
 far2muchsarcasm: wheeeeeee
 xantos69: I do not fear the wheel.
 nimbus_machine: wheeeeeeeel!!!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: weeeee
 shendaras: 
 Mr_Horrible: c'mon Y, for the culture
Spades_Slicc: Wheel!
DMGlol: The wheel
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 JKBalch: Adam is discombobulated
 RainyMint: weeee!
 Solo_Support: WHEEEEEEL
 Linzington:  
 LadyAiluros: Ahhhhhh!
 Mr_Horrible: damb
CrossXhunteR: i love that the wheel is improperly centered
 lochnessseammonster:   
DigitalSeahorse: b
 itsr67: b
 kingandcommoner: b7
ghyllnox: b7
Spades_Slicc: O7
BrindleBoar: THE CLAW
 elmolovessmack: Phee
 Strebenherz: o/
ButButTheJesus: but but
Blakemcm: buh bo
YeOldeMark: o7
 maclaglen:  
 RainyMint: b7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The claw!
 Mr_Horrible: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: b7
 elmolovessmack: That was close
 MacbethSeemsSus: b7
 shendaras: b7
MrsLlante: little babies
 Austere_Squire: wait, what is the wheel
 maclaglen: o7
 betweenmyself: Oh noes! 
 lochnessseammonster: b7
 Strebenherz: Gotta shoot yourself too ben
 korvys: b7
 Astrovore: byeeeeeeee
 Saintnex: o7
 Mr_Horrible: Br_Borrible 
DigitalSeahorse: b7
 wiganlass: o7
queerlystudley: b7
 e_bloc: damn missed it by a half slot
MrsLlante: b7
 LostThePirate: o7
 Wrexadecimal: o7
 xantos69: o7
 JKBalch: b7
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 DaFhaye: o7
 SnackPak_: o7
 SAJewers: is nicolein chat? 
 itsr67: b7
 kimmibeans: o7
 Mr_Horrible: o7
 RealGamerCow: o7
 type_variable: o7
 Strebenherz: o7
 ContingentCat: o7
itira: b7
 GasCityGaming: o7
 fjordsword: o7
 Vinewood_OG: o7
 underhill33: o7
 VrolikSyndrome: o7
 Inquisitor_Xian: b7
 Austere_Squire: do we just spin the wheel now and destroy a whole letter?
 realbadatthis_: o7
 Astrovore: o7
 nimbus_machine: o7
 exeJayce: o7
 CoderBugsworth: o7
trainpants: b7
 gualdhar: o7
ButButTheJesus: 
 mrjujubeans: o7
 7gorobei: o7
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 BeefcakeEmperor: o7
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz o7
 spurius: o7
 elmolovessmack: o7
bbblehh: should i be concerned or was it just one person
GrathXVI: o 
spo_okymulder: what does the wheel mean??
 ContingentCat: b7
 lochnessseammonster: 
ButButTheJesus: phew
ghyllnox: @Austere_Squire Only the caps
 JKBalch: hit all the bots too
Bruceski: This is why you always capitalize
bbblehh: oh phew
 SAJewers: also lrr needs an o7 emote
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TubularSpookyKuduTF2John-MCXuVARzB8cJbJ4P
bbblehh: next time
itira: 'ban'
 betweenmyself: phew 
DigitalSeahorse:   
MrsLlante:  
 ItsMeBrandieB: I survive
0x6772: @Bruceski Or have a handle starting with a number.
 xantos69: That's true.  It once took Adam a full stream to get through all the bannings.
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 J_Rey15: builds character
trainpants: victim blaming smh
 VrolikSyndrome: It's a badge of honor. A merit. You EARNED it.
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 electra310: I paid a considerable amount of money to Adam for the chance to get shot that one time
 exeJayce: I got shot before when it was just Adam going crazy and it was not fun LMAO
 fjordsword: are you victim shaming us Ben
 GasCityGaming: hear the wheel music and duck out for a couple minutes
 lochnessseammonster: i am proud of my mod actions 
 RealGamerCow: it's like going to a baseball game and complaining about getting hit by a foul ball
 Mr_Horrible: just show up 6 or later and you can survey the aftermath of the carnage
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 Solo_Support: patreon. store.
 InconsiderateHat: YES BEN.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Eeeemail
 RealGamerCow: Toons!
 Austere_Squire: I will say it would have been very funny to catch a live Let's Nope for teh first time in a couple years and immediately get banned at random
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: thank you Ben
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 electra310: If we already sub to the Patreon do we still have to go?
  Juliamon: I'm curious if there's anyone on yt who regularly comments on the vods with timestamps for when the game starts
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 raulghoulia: well thats binding
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ButButTheJesus: chawactehs
 lochnessseammonster: DELETED
 MacbethSeemsSus: The ugly one!!!
TomatoKigu: Gidyen
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon if they do I kinda want them to also timestamp the Shot
SaxPython: @Juliamon Heather regularly puts it in
 Solo_Support: chad?
 Mr_Horrible: Paul's a knower
 terribleplan: Virus = Very yes
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  Juliamon: SaxPython Heather is so based
 shendaras: CW4 is good
 Mr_Horrible: James knows Minecraft, and only barely
SaxPython:  
 SnackPak_: I KNEW IT
 VrolikSyndrome: Sounds like a Roblox map.
DrasonSpike: They are good
 ghizmou: we'll have to see it to believe it
 JKBalch: I think Paul is a quiet genius
 SquareDotCube: They're real, they're great and you should try it
 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #5489: "Its not murder if they are asleep right twitch chat?" —Adam [2018-11-08]
itira: damn 
 betweenmyself: We currently trying to find all the plugs to open the cells, grab Emily and jet
 kimmibeans: Oh, that reminds me! Did you here that the Badger song is now preserved by the British Film Institute?
CrossXhunteR: how's ol grace doin
 RealGamerCow: why is your hand all My Summer Car when it holds the flashlight
 Mr_Horrible: that's some Telltale Adam
 Mr_Horrible: 100%
DrasonSpike: its like a tower defence but your defending from evil water
 SAJewers: next lrl should have a minecraft quiz just for james 
 Mr_Horrible: I have no idea
 Mr_Horrible: but I'll assert with confidence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My knife (borat voice) I'm so sorry
 Mr_Horrible: hmm, 2018, on this channel?
 Mr_Horrible: possible, I suppose
 RealGamerCow: Adam's on one today
 Vinewood_OG: Straight up gin
 n3ther: @RealGamerCow they both are 
 betweenmyself: for what it’s worth, you missed a recipe in the dorm room to the left of your current save spot
BrindleBoar: drinking directly out of Hootie
 Mr_Horrible: bro accidentally mixed in some gamersupps
 raulghoulia: the brown acid has gone bad
 n3ther: my tap water sucks
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is there a gas leak in this moonbase too?
ButButTheJesus: "that's gooooood water."
 VrolikSyndrome: Dude water here SUCKS
 e_bloc: a fine vintage
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun "Red Dead Redemption 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs"
 Mr_Horrible: oh that sounds dire
CrossXhunteR: i have a filtered pitcher, but my tap water aint bad otherwise
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: US doesn't have proper municipal facilities anywhere
 kimmibeans: I'm blessed with NYC tap
 ContingentCat: I've heard that about vegas
 lochnessseammonster: we have good water... going to TO for school sucked 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm in Chicago, it's fine
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: tap water where I am is SUPER high in sulfur
dm818: Chicago is fine, not great not terrible
 n3ther: why do yall want to try bad tap water lol
itira: yes chicago water is real gross
 e_bloc: cities in general
Blakemcm: new york is one of the best.
 Strebenherz: recommendation, don't drink tap water in the states if you can help it
 Inquisitor_Xian: they have to steal it all the way from the PNW of course it tastes awful
 7gorobei: are we doing the ketamine arc instead of cocaine?
 Mr_Horrible: I've lived off Redmond's tap water for 16 years now
CrossXhunteR: ive been somewhere in like alabama with very sulfur-y water. it sucked to brush your teeth
 ArtDecoSunburn: Smuggling tap water across international borders, Ben? Tsk, tsk.
 xantos69: Bro you gotta try Overland Park Kansas water.  I love it so much.,
 Strebenherz: it'll fuck you up
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 korvys: Adam, that murder quote was from RDR2
 raulghoulia: but Leons not forklift certified
ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans the badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom? or something else?
 kingandcommoner: go to Louisiana. Extra sulfury
dm818: If you go to the badlands in ND they have miserable tap water
 bl1ghtbouquet: ngl denver’s tap water has been thankfully not that bad
BTownMC: NY Tap water makes the pizza dough taste good
 Mr_Horrible: RDR2???
 thesimbiote: Vegas' has to be piped in from really far away
 gawag_: We have some of the best tap water in the country in Cincinnati
 Mr_Horrible: *low whistle*
Blakemcm: and Cleveland they steam the tap water. they call it the Cleveland steamer
 kimmibeans: @ButButTheJesus The very same
 n3ther: true it could become your honeydew
 Mr_Horrible: shakes ur hand
 Mr_Horrible: 
ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans cuuute 
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DigitalSeahorse: be sure to check the safety of the tap water first
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just remembered the game's currently set in Chicago 
 Mai_Andra: If I drink a full glass of tap water, it irritates my throat... (Texas)
 Mr_Horrible: I tend to honeydon't
 GasCityGaming: honeydew is great
 n3ther: I know, that's why I said that
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 Mr_Horrible: but to each their own
CrossXhunteR: that guy took it like a champ
 ArtDecoSunburn: Don't get New Yorkers versus Montrealers arguing over the role of water in their rival bagel varieties.
itira: honeydew is the only melon I like
 e_bloc: honeydew A-tier at least
 Mr_Horrible: I found her
 terribleplan: Montreal makes bagels?
DigitalSeahorse: I LOVE honeydew!    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFT
ButButTheJesus: right there
 Mr_Horrible: she's got a long stride
 kimmibeans: @ArtDecoSunburn NY has the best bagels, hands down
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse I love good honeydew, out of season mealy honeydew is gnarley
CrossXhunteR: doesnt help that grace is molasses
 ArtDecoSunburn: @terribleplan They do. They're very particular about them.
 Mr_Horrible: "not worth, going back to my Cavern"
 ghizmou: is she even getting paid to chase you ?
 raulghoulia: persistence predator
 Strebenherz: i was going to bet not kathleen
ghyllnox: Are people not paying enough? To keep the lights on?
 e_bloc: my guess was beej
 n3ther: same, some lighting shouldn't exist
 ContingentCat: That scans
DigitalSeahorse: Honeydew cocktail is Better That Sex (in name mostly)
 ContingentCat: Big light is bad
  Juliamon: That's normal, there's a lot of science on light temperature and colour
 Strebenherz: i'm guessing kathleen is a darkness-liker
 lochnessseammonster: i love how neurotypical we all are  
itira: wuhoh
 Kramburger: Motherfuckers need drop lights
 DoctorHutch: so many people say exactly that, it just doesn't land the same way its sent
 VrolikSyndrome: Well don't turn it off it'll make it scary!
CrossXhunteR: spooky
 SnackPak_: so spooky
ButButTheJesus: YES HAHAH
 Strebenherz: you're saving electricity!
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Spooky
 Mr_Horrible: spooooooky
 RealGamerCow: it's a spooky steram
 Seth_Erickson: Atmospheric
ButButTheJesus: i love it
 thesimbiote: I'm super allergic to UV, and have to take lighting into account everywhere I go. It's infuriating
 ContingentCat: When I worked at a grocery store overnight we had the lights on half and it was so much better
 circusofkirkus: Let's Nope after dark
 Strebenherz: in before you get beej spooked
 Mister_BlueSky: That's actually kinda awesome.
 VrolikSyndrome: Cool backlighting, though.
itira: can see you just fine
  Juliamon: We can see you well enough
Pal_Friendpatine: 
 e_bloc: its less dangerous
 xantos69: I'm kinda here for this.  It is like mood lighting.
 kimmibeans: I would argue that the darknes is on theme
ghyllnox: Hella backlit
 7gorobei: we can see you fine
 GasCityGaming: you're pretty clear, just dark
 Inquisitor_Xian: it's like you're really there
 Mr_Horrible: you're lit like every modern movie now
 Strebenherz: we can see you fine with the half lights
ButButTheJesus: GAH
 n3ther: I think it's fine for a one day bit
 James_the_Dabbler: Where did Ben and Adam go?
 raulghoulia: looks cozy. you should get a blanket
 ContingentCat: Spooooky
 Seth_Erickson: You look like you're in the game with the light off
 RealGamerCow: sweet
 Austere_Squire: that's a lorg man
 MacbethSeemsSus: You gotta be careful, chat's babies and don't have object permanence
ButButTheJesus: i like the dark mode
 Nigouki: no turn it back down, it was better for overall screen contrast
0x6772: What if we pinky-swear not to tell Graham or Paul?
 thesimbiote: That's pretty cozy
Pal_Friendpatine: back to the spooky one
DigitalSeahorse: that's nice mood lighting
 ContingentCat: You're visible enough like that yeah
 Austere_Squire: nah, man, gotta pick up the kids
 electra310: Snitch chat
 thesimbiote: You're both perfectly visible
Pal_Friendpatine: you blend better with the scene in the dark
 iconicshadow89: we could see you but the thing lurking behind you was tough to make out
 Mr_Horrible: no I don't watch that show
 Nigouki: we don't tell, we clip, there's a difference
 Austere_Squire: what are we telling Paul and Heather
DigitalSeahorse: one of them might watch in lurk or VOD
 n3ther: it would be found out one way or the other 
 Jennie_Fuchsia: we promise not to contact Paul on social media
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am way more afraid of Heather than I am of you
 lochnessseammonster: stitches are my life, i'm not afraid to snitch
witchyTQ: this is what funko sounds like in the morning ugh
 Mai_Andra: They'll find out on the next highlight reel
 lochnessseammonster: (but i would never)
itira: welp, pass around the goodbye Adam card
 James_the_Dabbler: TQ holy moly
 e_bloc: job done
itira: @witchyTQ LOLOL
 Austere_Squire: are you telling me that Beej is NOT  a great and terrible tyrant?
 RealGamerCow: @witchyTQ that many clanking chains?
ButButTheJesus: just screamin and hackin
 n3ther: the ugh at the end really sells it
 thesimbiote: She's got those extra long feeties
 MacbethSeemsSus: Funko just got shot from across the globe
 gualdhar: look some of us aren't blessed with perfect sinuses, ok Ben?
 raulghoulia: cool room
 n3ther: definitely a thing that comes with age
Blakemcm: let them hit the floor
CrossXhunteR: brushing my teeth makes me very phlegm-y
 CaptainSpam: Oh, please.  Let them hit the floor.
PopeWorldbuild: The mucus thing struck me at 40
ghyllnox: OH
 ContingentCat: Rude
 e_bloc: just hanging out
 thesimbiote: If it wouldn't make me pass out, I'd go on an amusement park ride like this
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dagoth__ur_: just a little kiss
 e_bloc: you're the snooze button
CrossXhunteR: one shot one kill
 VrolikSyndrome: They're a zombie. They don't feel pain.
witchyTQ: @VrolikSyndrome you cant prove that
 TheMerricat: But they aren't a zombie zombie, they are a parasited zombie and the parasite isn't in their brain only.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: something something T virus
 DaFhaye: I don't think pain matters when the brain is gone
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shaun of the Dead was explicit
 Strebenherz: the zombie conveyer belt is cracking me the hell up
 n3ther: very normal yes
 n3ther: order must be
 schordash: 
duiker6: i heard "order must beef"
 Kramburger: Be, order must
 n3ther: pop off kin
ButButTheJesus: some people don't think the order be like it is
 MacbethSeemsSus: Order? Yes be
 ContingentCat: Also pain isn't why headshots work, it's the shooting your brain
 Strebenherz: WHY is there a zombie conveyer belt?
 SquareDotCube: Left B no order
 VrolikSyndrome: @witchyTQ Well I'm not gonna test them, that'll turn me into an Umbrella Corporation!
DigitalSeahorse: get on the marry go round!
 n3ther: "Well what is the order?"
 n3ther: It must be
ghyllnox: OH GOOD
 Mai_Andra: None pizza. Must beef.
 e_bloc: this whole restaruant is out of order
 korvys: Good soup
 betweenmyself: the processing tank! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Okay now Chicago's tap water might not be great.....
 Strebenherz: gotta make ranch somehow
DigitalSeahorse: to get mulched
 Stripe_dog: Oh you'll find out.
 Linzington: bad zombies go in the soup
 ContingentCat: Soup is good food
 Strebenherz: KFC secret 11 herbs and spices
duiker6: time to find out
 RealGamerCow: I assume it's acid?
dagoth__ur_: body crusher
WearingCats_CwC: It's the sausage factory from Gang Beasts
 korvys: SOup machine
 SquareDotCube: corpse canal
 e_bloc: oh youll find out
 awildshen: it's where they get mulched into zombie juice
oatmilkjesus: Yooo hello from australia boys! Happy to catch a stream 😎
 VrolikSyndrome: Me when I see a nice sandwich
 Getter404: Surprise, Umbrella is behind the Juicero
 Linzington: this is just the other side of that one level in gang beasts
duiker6: mmmmm beef
ButButTheJesus: zombie soup
 BrowneePointz: did I miss anything
 e_bloc: ours is not to reason why, ours is to do and die
 Mai_Andra: So it's not just a circle track?  It's actually an endless line of infinite bodies?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Apple!
 Omthebox: Damn. Missed the podcast sick napping
 MacbethSeemsSus: @BrowneePointz order must be
CrossXhunteR: i havent had apple juice in a hot minute
ButButTheJesus: nooo i love apple juice
 lochnessseammonster: ben is right
 Getter404: Pineapple tho
 VrolikSyndrome: The worst??? Grapefruit is right there.
 Kramburger: little buddy wants his appy juice
 bl1ghtbouquet: nah appy juice is good
 adept_nekomancer: Cranberry is top tier juice
itira: @Omthebox 
 DaFhaye: Apple juice best juice
 awildshen: Apply juice gaps Orange juice any day
CrossXhunteR: i don't drink my calories often, which is why i steer clear of fruit juice
 ShaneLeeAtk: Apple juice is a base
 Austere_Squire: Apple is best juice
 DaFhaye: Grape is the worst
 BrowneePointz: apple juice is okay but CIder(the non hard version) clears
oatmilkjesus: Some cloudy apple juice goes a long way
Pal_Friendpatine: Fresh cold pressed apple juice is pretty good
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why apple juice when cider is right there
 betweenmyself: pineapple with the pulp…  can I choose death instead?
 ContingentCat: Forbidden juice
 Austere_Squire: Cranberry is pretty bad
 korvys: COrrect
 lochnessseammonster: appy juice almost makes me wish i liked it 
 Kramburger: I don't speak, my body is my language
 Nigouki: apple juice is the only thing you get to have for a whole day if you're going in for a colonoscopy
Blakemcm: to harvest the blood
 Omthebox: Dont want whole bodies laying around
BrindleBoar: soup
oatmilkjesus: Thats a weird looking dog mate
Blakemcm: this RE is about blood research
 awildshen: to make zombie juice
 LithelyUnshod: I just hear DankPods
 SquareDotCube: welp, back to the grind
DigitalSeahorse: apple juice is soothing if made right
 Austere_Squire: for the sausage, adam
DigitalSeahorse: F
 kingandcommoner: gotta use the whole buffalo
 DaFhaye: Why do they only have pants
 e_bloc: its a metaphor for grindr
itira: 
 Kramburger: HAHAHAHA
 kingandcommoner: aim for the legs
CrossXhunteR: that's a very effective grinder. clogging it seems hard
duiker6: good job, ben
BrindleBoar: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'd be a bit concerned if my hospital had a meat grinder
DigitalSeahorse: welp
 itsr67: LMFAO
 Austere_Squire: the gangbeast update looks good
 korvys: Jesus
 Omthebox: Look some ammo *mulched*
LaskoReadsComics: Id never seen that before
ButButTheJesus: oh god, is she okay?!
 betweenmyself: whoopsie doodles 
 Linzington: jfc
LaskoReadsComics: That is so gross
 VrolikSyndrome: Grace, more like mince.
 CaptainSpam: She'll be fine.
 ContingentCat: Whoops
 RatherLargeToad: crunchy
 Mister_BlueSky: Order must be!
 JKBalch: God is an Adam fan
 n3ther: the one voice
BrindleBoar: "God are you there? It's me, Adam"
 CaptainSpam: Just give her an herb, she'll recover.
 BrowneePointz: I believe Adam could do more if he practiced
dm818: to less than a kilometer?
niccus: god famously punished adam
 Kramburger: Adamfan Savidan
 iconicshadow89: god notoriously an Adam and not an Eve fan
  bv310: Ooof
WearingCats_CwC: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that nowhere is the USSR anymore
 realbadatthis_: Ben is hella good at blind guessing on a globe though
 betweenmyself: God’s and Avidfan of Savidan 
 Austere_Squire: you're walking real calm for someone about to be processed
duiker6: i have never seen someone put themselves between the zombies and the grinder before
duiker6: this is amazing
LaskoReadsComics: @duiker6 Me neither! its so stressful!
DigitalSeahorse: so many bodies under the wall
 circusofkirkus: was there a ladder?
 circusofkirkus: oh
 Omthebox: free ladder
 Vinewood_OG: It's a living
 VrolikSyndrome: eww
 JKBalch: That's 2 days of McDonalds hamburger
 raulghoulia: this stream says "intended for certain audiences" but doesnt specify which ones
Pal_Friendpatine: definitely not for cardiac people
duiker6: close your mouth, grace
 Omthebox: What about a blood park
 adept_nekomancer: Aw, man, not the meat slide. 
BrindleBoar: bloodslide
  Juliamon: "water" slide
Blakemcm: such good voice acting lol
 Austere_Squire: you're in the slurm
 e_bloc: love me some water sports
 betweenmyself: @raulghoulia ahh, the vagaries of content reccomendations
 CaptainSpam: So, just Action Park, then.
 SquareDotCube: @e_bloc you mean bloodsports...
 shendaras: atziri atziri
 Toxxick: You mean there was an option to NOT have a stagnant blood pool and we decided, nah, fuck it?
 e_bloc: @SquareDotCube I thought it seemed thicker
  bv310: God the smell of that place would be insane
 n3ther: I know..
 Strebenherz: @adam why typewriters.  they're satisfying to use.  tactile, solid.  like a clacky keyboard.  also not having to mess with a printer to make a page of something.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Adam: ....anyways now that they're done
 itsr67: LOL
Spades_Slicc: Adam, typewriters are a myth
 Omthebox: We all know you hate fishing tho
 Strebenherz: (counter joke, missing the joke!)
CrossXhunteR: i remember when she jumped up there earlier
 e_bloc: hi out, I'm e_bloc
CrossXhunteR: now that's payoff
 raulghoulia: screws were invented like 300 years before screw drivers
 Strebenherz: 100 for adam joke
 Mr_Horrible: that's a proper Galumph right there
BrindleBoar: well her feet are weird
 James_the_Dabbler: Good lord that startled me
 Larkonus: @raulghoulia Then how did they make it to their appointments for 3 centuries? (/j)
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: get this man his thundershirt
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 itsr67: RRRAAAAA
  bv310: Resident Evil really has the cheap jumpscare down-pat
 James_the_Dabbler: Why do you have a gun that's named after the game
 Mr_Horrible: the magnum
 Mr_Horrible: is called Requiem
 Getter404: The magnum's called Requiem
 itsr67: LMFAO
 MacbethSeemsSus: Leon's gun is called Requiem
 Kramburger: You have a gun called Biohazard?
ButButTheJesus: other gun
 30teracyte: other gun
 James_the_Dabbler: In the box there is a requiem
 Mr_Horrible: because Leon's a fucking dork
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: requiem i hardly know 'em
Spades_Slicc: Ever considered the game was named after the gun?
 Strebenherz: also typewriters were before computers what you on about adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam did you just ask twitch chat to be overly literal when we started the stream with the mindset of Alex's "wobwobwobwobwob" noise
 Getter404: Dooooo Reeeeey Egooooon
 Mr_Horrible: Let there be light 
 fcloud: savor what?
 Strebenherz: "i'm just gonna grab the child without saying anything"
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 Kramburger: 3rd person view is cute in this bit
 Strebenherz: le sigh, escort quests
 DaFhaye: Can she not walk?
0x6772: Surely, there's no way the Big Lady could cause problems here.
 Strebenherz: BAHAHAHAA
duiker6: WOW
itira: jesus 
CrossXhunteR: like a sack of potatoes
 itsr67: LOOOL
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: YEET
 Getter404: Clang
BrindleBoar: dropped like she's hot
 Omthebox: Huck the child
ghyllnox: Like a sack of potatoes 
 public_key_reveal_party: get yeeted child
 MacbethSeemsSus: *toss child*
 Mr_Horrible: you know, for a name like "Grace"...
 fcloud: just putting you down 
Spades_Slicc: "Just putting you down" *pulls out gun*
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  YEET
 e_bloc: 
 n3ther: chuck the child
 JKBalch: Threw her down like a sack of flour
 Mr_Horrible: real Mr X situation
 Omthebox: That gunshot would be so loud in an elevator
 Getter404: "No Marie it's fine, that was just a desk pop"
 fcloud: a sack of flour you dont like very much
 VrolikSyndrome: RE Engine moment
duiker6: 
 Kramburger: Was it merely a trick of the light?
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeliciousSavageUdonCurseLit-ulrfLt3Sk8V21N_1
ghyllnox: Don't shine the light directly in the kid's- y'know what, nevermind
 Mr_Horrible: yeah I was about to say isn't that monster lady a known climber?
 ContingentCat: Daang
 JKBalch: Extra grippers
 n3ther: had his eye on the prize
 e_bloc: gonna mick foley off of this cage
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Strebenherz: we're losing that foot aren't we
duiker6: rip, leg
 Stripe_dog: It's fine she's got too of them
 ContingentCat: Oh no
 Getter404: Clearly someone at Capcom has watched Planet Terror
 Strebenherz: squish
CrossXhunteR: that's rough
 JKBalch: Whatever happened to Ethan's family?
 Mr_Horrible: yes, this *is* a Let's Play
ghyllnox: 
dagoth__ur_: fake
 Strebenherz: BOOOOOOO
 n3ther: the fakeout
 Solo_Support: BOOO
bbblehh: i was also kind of dissappointed lmao
 n3ther: they got yall
DigitalSeahorse: 
duiker6: hahaha
 terribleplan: cowards
itira: man
 e_bloc: fuck this game
 xantos69: for a moment there I was thinking this game might be serious.
 BrowneePointz: We got enough limb trauma with Ethan
 Omthebox: 6/10 game
 7gorobei: cowards
  bv310: Well we get to give ourselves a hand now
 CaptainSpam: Grace has had a really bad day.
BrindleBoar: repeatedly
 Stripe_dog: I also shouted "COWARDS" at the screen when this happened in my phaythrough
 Seth_Erickson: Ethan was a mold man though
 VrolikSyndrome: like IMMEDIATELY
  N30dude: Voice Actress SOLD IT though
LaskoReadsComics: I actually like this twist 
 korvys: Yeah, but Ethan was a mushroom
 30teracyte: pour some medicine on it, it'll be fine
Spades_Slicc: He put his hand back on
  Juliamon: that is so much blood gushing out of a hand without any arteries
 Seth_Erickson: so did he really lose anything
 Mr_Horrible: oh please, if they did you you'd complain about the reduced mobility for the rest of the game 
 Goombill: Yeah, but Ethan just stapled it back on though
 Getter404: Yeah but Ethen had a jar of sugar water to pour on it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ethan was also mega infected
 DaFhaye: Ethan isn't real
 Kramburger: Nah, grace is short enough already
 TheMerricat: Ben, as pissed as you were about having to carry the girl, how pissed would you be if you were crawling for the rest of the game. 
 Strebenherz: Quick slap her for dropping you like a bag of potatoes
 itsr67: Ethan also had a bunch of other stuff goin on
 spethycakes: that's misogyny, ben 
 Mr_Horrible: well, Ethan has the Mold Buff
ButButTheJesus: C U B E
BrindleBoar: 
 Kramburger: Ethan was a mould monster
 MacbethSeemsSus: Thanks! *abandons child*
 fcloud: what, now you need TWO feet to move around? greedy
 Seth_Erickson: it'd have been pretty hard for Grace to help Emily missing a foot I think
 Omthebox: Equal opportunity limb dismemberment
 Strebenherz: "puts it in her pocket animation" "size of a grapefruit ass cube"
 Mai_Andra: It's nice she had time to wash off all the blood from the slide, too.
 Seth_Erickson: less so for Ethan to help his child missing a hand
 Seth_Erickson: or wife for that matter I guess
 Mr_Horrible: "So *this* is what my mom felt like right before she fucking died" - Grace's internal monologue
 Strebenherz: fucking fieldwork
 Larkonus: Resident Evil: Surrogate Parenthood
ghyllnox: I'd either do that or just straight-up quit
 ContingentCat: Yeah I'd be quitting
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gets reprimanded for getting kidnapped
 e_bloc: the per diem is way too low for this shit
 Kramburger: I'd need serious PTO
 Seth_Erickson: Awhile, until you start running out of money I think
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: you'd probably be on bereavement for a year or so.
dm818: Maybe she gets recruited by Leon?
 fcloud: then ethan shows up and tries to fistbump her but uses the wrong arm and they both have a good laugh, fade to credits
 Mr_Horrible: I think you'd at least file like a million reports on your boss
 Getter404: It's 'murrica, she can't leave without losing her insurance
 Seth_Erickson: and then you just have to push through I think
 ContingentCat: Lots of therapy
 n3ther: eventually the bills take priority sadly : /
 shendaras: Need to get that boss fired who sent you in the first place
 Mr_Horrible: real "you sent her on WHAT?" situation
 LaconicLad: That's what I think about most jobs
0x6772: Sweet! Hedge maze!
 Seth_Erickson: get a load of this society
 Seth_Erickson: you can in the safe room
 Mr_Horrible: Benjamin that's pretty grim
 Stripe_dog: Take her to the couch
 Seth_Erickson: iirc
 Getter404: Only on the couch in the save room
 fcloud: put her down? just insult her eyesight
 Mr_Horrible: she's just an escort NPC you don't have to fuckin' kill her 
 7gorobei: just put her in your inventory
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible Didn't we hear the "good" doctor say he engineered the situation so they could only send her?
 Stripe_dog: Or chuck her in the item box idk
 fcloud: "you ok?" "not really" "should i throw you against the wall again, would that help"
0x6772: @7gorobei Just one more hip pack…
BrindleBoar: aaaand monster?
 Mr_Horrible: it's true, Grace doesn't have the atache case, so Emily should just take one slot
dm818: no coins in fountain, rigged
 Stripe_dog: I hope she can't fly a helicopter that has never gone well for anyone in Resident Evil
 Omthebox: "normal"
 Seth_Erickson: Leon can I'm sure, and this guy too I suppose
 Mr_Horrible: @ghyllnox afaik yes, but still one of those "damn, the whole FBI got outfoxed by 1 zombie scientist drama queen"
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible True 
 ContingentCat: As normal as ever
 Seth_Erickson: I think so as a response to "so you're normal?
 fcloud: is this or this not the mailman from silent hill downpour
0x6772: Helicopters: historically safe in Resident Evil.
 Seth_Erickson: is really funny
 Strebenherz: why are y'all still talking when you could be getting IN THE COPTER
 Stripe_dog: "She's mine in the sense of finders keepers, yes"
 Strebenherz: DUDE don't say that in a horror game
duiker6: fecking bosses
 Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz they're getting to that, to be fair
BrindleBoar: on a scale from "one" to "bitten", how bitten is this guy
 Strebenherz: "I can't run away!" great thing to say in a horror game
ghyllnox: Took an arrow to the knee huh
 Mr_Horrible: @BrindleBoar it's been pretty fast-acting so far
CrossXhunteR: show me that leg
 Mister_BlueSky: Patches? Is that you?
 Cptasparagus: hes not questioning the hole in ur chest lady
 e_bloc: lol
ButButTheJesus: TQ trollin?
 fcloud: this guy's pretty committed to his headset huh
DigitalSeahorse: @Mister_BlueSky 
 fcloud: couldnt just, like, leave it in the helicopter
 Mr_Horrible: "They don't make this model anymore!"
 fcloud: i trust paul to have a good reason
 itsr67: couldn't be me
 ContingentCat: Look it's called fasion
 Mr_Horrible: damn, he's so cool
 Mr_Horrible: I wish Paul was here
 InconsiderateHat: She did NOT tighten that seat belt
 JKBalch: The more you tell me about Paul the better he sounds
 Kramburger: I miss paul
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Mister_BlueSky: @DigitalSeahorse  
  bv310: I've never been more confident in someone betraying us
 circusofkirkus: I want to see Paul spin the wheel
 xantos69: I love Paul, but I don't know if he would fit the vibe.
 VrolikSyndrome: Oh so you CAN smile with just your bottom teeth, huh?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Paul: why are you telling them I'm 21?
 Mr_Horrible: has Paul actually guested on LN? I'm trying to remember
 serramarkov: Hi, all!
DigitalSeahorse: @Mister_BlueSky how goes, buddy?
 fcloud: i hope he betrays us and emily shivs him
 JKBalch: Paul did show up for the cocaine arc on Let's Nope
BrindleBoar: stone cold
 circusofkirkus: make Paul ban people
 Mai_Andra: Adam and Alex could run it for a while
 betweenmyself: Let’s Nope with Adam and Serge 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam would somehow drag Jordynne in for cohosting
 CaptainSpam: And eventually it comes back to Alex and Kathleen again.
 Seth_Erickson: this man hates his bosses 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I'd like to see the Adam/Paul dynamic
 spethycakes: would Wheel of Doom still happen with Paul?
 Mr_Horrible: bust going "Is this guy for real?"
DigitalSeahorse: judgy statue
 e_bloc: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 circusofkirkus: ahahhaha
 Diabore: paul would improve the wheel
 Mister_BlueSky: @DigitalSeahorse  
 n3ther: hahaha
ghyllnox: 
Camail: welp
 spethycakes: 
 Seth_Erickson: damn quitting in solidarity
 n3ther: I just outright quit
 Vinewood_OG: 
 Mr_Horrible: Ben starts his Prima Donna Arc
 CaptainSpam: Ben just can't work with Jordynne.
 fcloud: jordynne moves here, naturally thats the last straw for me,
TinkerTezz: Highlight reeeeeeeel
 JKBalch: Ben and Jordynne can't exist in the same room
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time to leave the island
  bv310: Jordynne moves there, everyone else moves to Nanaimo
 Seth_Erickson: unlikely grace, as unfortunate as it is
BrindleBoar: who fuckin frames a labcoat
Blakemcm: thats gideons Sounding syringe
BrindleBoar: that is so weird
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WrongCalmKathyStoneLightning-LkEq3WYHAh4SM7AB
 korvys: I didn't for one moment think he was saying Jordynne, I thought he meant Jordan
enoshimadepair: Howdy folks
 Seth_Erickson: I'm the third one
 Mr_Horrible: think of all the tomatoes you could juice with that
 Getter404: Bonesaaaaaaw
 HadesLeprechaun: definitely nobody clip that for the highlights
 fcloud: perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
 SquareDotCube: what a bunch of hacks
 itsr67: love squall
 Cptasparagus: bottom is the Ruroni Kenshin saw
ghyllnox: Virgin blood
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's a noise
 Omthebox: why tho
 30teracyte: virgin blood, not that much better
 Kramburger: I thought is said... something else
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: remember this one?
duiker6: normal wine
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: VIDEO GAMES
 JKBalch: What the heck, no puzzle
 Vinewood_OG: Dino DNA!!!
 Mr_Horrible: brother got some weirdo shit in this office
 n3ther: Adam was waiting to say something
 ContingentCat: What
 n3ther: lol
 VrolikSyndrome: Gideon is a fuckin' WEIRDO, man
 Seth_Erickson: Adam I hate to inform you line up the picture is one of the oldest puzzles in the book
 VrolikSyndrome: He worked for Umbrella!
DigitalSeahorse: @Mister_BlueSky    
 ButterBall000: Was it the dude from RE7
 spethycakes: 
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Waiter's awkwardly trying to open the bottle while the table watches
duiker6: that must be the holy grail
 Stripe_dog: Saem company that build the Baker estate probably
 schordash: just immediately solved it 
 fcloud: has adam played shadow of mordor? you get to rotate tons of stuff in that game
DigitalSeahorse: unicorn!
Spades_Slicc: Framed Labrador coat
 Seth_Erickson: hair's not a match at all
DigitalSeahorse: dapper Adam
DigitalSeahorse: 
BrindleBoar: if this actually is just "room full of interesting things, one of which matters" and Ben one-shot it I will laugh
 SquareDotCube: Tor Seau
ActualFactual: Adam is my wario cuz he's all legs and I'm no legs
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrozenUninterestedDadTBTacoRight-t6nZ31ZjlHd7xWUc
DuskSpikeY: Love that the bottle of wine was from Chateau Dimitrescu.
 schordash: like a 1980's anime character
DigitalSeahorse: Ben said as he pieced together a DNA puzzle
 betweenmyself: and now the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedFuriousAntWOOP-AidyLQ7sx1hSgDuG
ghyllnox: 
 fcloud: ok now adam needs to play dishonored 2, theres an entire level that's a transforming puzzle house
 Larkonus: Doing the "gotta tinkle" dance while your elaborate elevator brings you to the bathroom.
 ButterBall000: God. awful when hungover
niccus: the opposite of man's romance
 schordash: awful 
BrindleBoar: the toilet also unfolds from the wall
CrossXhunteR: alan wake 2 was the game of 1 million bathrooms, and nothing was ever in them
 Mr_Horrible: they're good
  Juliamon: sweet bunker tbh
 itsr67: dishonored is fun
duiker6: have you played The Room?
 Mr_Horrible: I think you'd vibe with them
Spades_Slicc: Dishonor good
 Cptasparagus: top game of all time
 Mr_Horrible: 1's probably pretty cheap frequently too
 HadesLeprechaun: I love it so much
 MacbethSeemsSus: *buffering*
 Seth_Erickson: How long has Dr. Gideon been building this place? I guess he had some added time from his mentor.
 itsr67: you know what's also made by the dishonored devs? Dark Messiah
 Seth_Erickson: yah
ghyllnox: Yep
 itsr67: and it's better
 n3ther: legit
ghyllnox: And butterflies
CrossXhunteR: we asked them
 n3ther: butterflies too
 Mr_Horrible: "I, the manager, am the most important person at the company. My knowledge must be preserved." - every middle manager
 BrowneePointz: time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
ghyllnox: Mazes
 ShaneLeeAtk: We have mapped the fruit fly brain
 e_bloc: humans pass down negative emotions to their child
duiker6: fruit flies invented the animus in assassin's creed
0x6772: Don't die on this hill, Ben.
 e_bloc: they did a study once
 n3ther: they made it learn calculus
 HadesLeprechaun: I keep meaning to play Dishonored 2 but it perpetually sits in that "I want to wait until I'm in a good mood to play this" bin and that uh...hasn't happened
 Vinewood_OG: they filled out a tiny survey
 xantos69: Research on drosophila is really interesting.
 betweenmyself: we figured it out after having the fruit flies fill out a bunch of surveys 
 fcloud: like if you teach a fruit fly french, its kids will be born able to order at a restaurant
 megadrivers: jeff goldblum should've been a fruitfly
 Mr_Horrible: we taught one "Hamburger" and then their offspring wouldn't stop hitting the "Hamburger" button
DigitalSeahorse: so they can count the number of bananas they're laying their egg in
Buxx345: you like the alternative? US? IN CHARGE?
 Mai_Andra: The entire Assassin's Creed Series is built on that.  (Though the developers have largely forgotten about the main story by now...)
BrindleBoar: @Mr_Horrible I would also never stop hitting a hamburger button
 dutchmoose: gorillas overrun springfield
ghyllnox: There's effects on humans too, famine affecting metabolism
 DaFhaye: When does the old lady come in
 Seth_Erickson: he has stones, that's to get the bird
 GasCityGaming: I'll get the bird but i want 5 bucks
 CaptainSpam: Oh, you send Dave.  Dave's good with birds.
 lochnessseammonster: cat
 Vinewood_OG: I for one welcome our new fruitfly overlords.
 MacbethSeemsSus: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
ghyllnox: But it's hard to test on things with long lifespans
 ContingentCat: Cat
 Mr_Horrible: you send in a housecat that goes outside
 protojman: you send a coalmine to catch the canary
 BrowneePointz: cats devastate local bird populations
 e_bloc: someone with one stone
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: cats destroy bird populations
 spurius: sylvester enters chat
 BrowneePointz: like ecological disaster
ButButTheJesus: oh how absurd to swallow a bird
DigitalSeahorse: oh woops, ignore what I said about bananas, bananas are totally clean until they're overripe
 Mr_Horrible: I mean it could be
duiker6: it can fly longer than the cat, though
 iconicshadow89: I’m worried I’m having another stroke
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: old woman AI? Shodan?
 LithelyUnshod: Cat's constantly murder birds.
 Kramburger: Ben, could you please take this seriously?
 megadrivers: birds be like "I'm gonna test my luck against this angry creature" and often lose
 fcloud: we are so deep rn
 lochnessseammonster: cats are very good at catching birds 
 Mr_Horrible: lol
 betweenmyself: 
 Seth_Erickson: Someone get Tom on the case
 fcloud: thats his defining quality
 Seth_Erickson: at least he puts in hard work
 VrolikSyndrome: Like Tom and that mouse.
dm818: clearly we want the coyote then
 Mr_Horrible: okay but Tweety's a bad example, this is not an average scenario 
 BrowneePointz: That's the entire joke about sylvester
 Seth_Erickson: Tom would be catching any other mouse, Jerry is just a genetic freak
 30teracyte: 
 Mr_Horrible: "he always gives 110%"
 megadrivers: 
 BrowneePointz: Cuz Cats decimate local bird population to the point it pisses off ornithologists
 Jennie_Fuchsia: yall reminded my cat that he’s a predator and now he’s gone to check the perimeter
0x6772: Turns out I own ACME: all profit for me!
ghyllnox: Oh, that's us, huh
itira: Keep reading!
 lochnessseammonster: we love it 
ghyllnox: We're supposed to be the Library of Congress
 xantos69: To be fair... we do like it
 Omthebox: Yeah, that's true
Spades_Slicc: We do like it
 WiJohn: Yes sir!
 betweenmyself: the books have cool pictures at least 
 Vinewood_OG: And Backpacks!
 spethycakes: uh huh
 DaFhaye: Yes yes
 n3ther: um yes *answers nervously*
LaskoReadsComics: Please be nice to Adam
 Saintnex: uh uh yessir
LaskoReadsComics: 
 Mr_Horrible: on camera???
 Seth_Erickson: miyazaki door strikes again
DigitalSeahorse: Adam is excellent at reading aloud
 VrolikSyndrome: You get until the clock strikes midnight. Then it's free game.
 Seth_Erickson: unlucky
 BusTed: 😬
 Mr_Horrible: the LRR equivalent of Fedposting
 Saintnex: hahaha
itira: 
 fcloud: tbh, Adam and Beej Read Lone Wolf streams were dope
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: link
 Omthebox: oooooooooh
 ButterBall000: !uptime
 spethycakes: 
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:28:21.
 Mr_Horrible: ahh, that'll do it
 Seth_Erickson: classic Kenji view
 Seth_Erickson: viewer*
LaskoReadsComics: That was like nearly a decade ago ngl
 n3ther: confirmed numot viewer
 n3ther: XD
 DaFhaye: Said what during a magicc stream?
LaskoReadsComics: Not a man 
 Saintnex: there was also the time that LRRbot timed like everyone out
ghyllnox: "Please be nice to Adam" Adam:
6 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
 kingandcommoner: I get that
 Mr_Horrible: we are big fans of that shit, much to everyone's detriment
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 Seth_Erickson: 
itira:   we love Sugar
 TheAinMAP:   
 Mr_Horrible: heyya raiders
 lochnessseammonster:  
 ContingentCat: Lol me too
 GasCityGaming: what was the purple TV with the teeth and eyes?
DigitalSeahorse: Sugar aka MiniMoon
 Mr_Horrible: EVERY time I forget about the Mr Bean notifs
 Saintnex: hell ya Sugar is goat’s lol
 Seth_Erickson: We're making a Blood Brain
 30teracyte: we've watched multiple episodes of video & arcade top 10 in the seabats discord
 VrolikSyndrome: Absolutely
 BrowneePointz: No. I'm not a good enough person
 xantos69: Yes and it isn't close.
 VrolikSyndrome: Wait hold on are the risks still there?
 Mr_Horrible: Ben's not pure of heart, it wouldn't work on him
 Vinewood_OG: instantly
 lochnessseammonster: don't need it 
 Mr_Horrible: don't even get me started on you, Adam
 BrowneePointz: Adam would turn into US Agent real damn fast
  Foxmar320: Hello
duiker6: he asked "would you take it" not "would you become cap"
 Mr_Horrible: nah
ActualFactual: but Adam, once you're a super soldier the government makes you kill people
 Mr_Horrible: you'd come out Chud-coded
 Larkonus: What's the first thing you'd do with your powers, Adam?
 xantos69: Adam, you would scream "Liberated" and kick down doors.
 Mr_Horrible: his the Jingoist
itira: @Mr_Horrible 
 Rexsplosion: wait, Mr horrible? Didn't you have a doctors license before?
 Mr_Horrible: *he's
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't believe in the USA
DrasonSpike: Us agent is too evil
LaskoReadsComics: U.S. Agent is the Extremely Patriotic And Horrible one
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm not taking any serums from the US gov right now
 BrowneePointz: I mean he's a better read than RED FUCKING SKULL
 Seth_Erickson: US Agent is a stupid name
 Mr_Horrible: 
 ButterBall000: I'd say no because I want to achieve my physique on my own
 SnackPak_: woof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OOF
duiker6: @Seth_Erickson descriptive, though
Last1031: The super serum make everything enhanced so your self deprecation   would go through the roof
 zshunter: He's the right wing Captain America
 VrolikSyndrome: oopsie
 ContingentCat: Wow
 VrolikSyndrome: No super strength either.
 Mr_Horrible: it has adverse effects!
 Omthebox: well
 lochnessseammonster: i genuinely do not
 Mr_Horrible: no it'd mess up your brain
 Seth_Erickson: Adam thinks that of everyone
 Saintnex: I mean if the boot fits 
 Mr_Horrible: it doesn't bring out your inner you or some shit
niccus: that's how ultimate power that corrupts ultimately works, yeah
 korvys: Was US Agent the one from Thunderbolts*?
duiker6: can't become if you start out that way
 Seth_Erickson: and I think there is some truth to it
 raulghoulia: Im not saying that. Thomas Aquinas is saying it
 Mister_BlueSky: You'd just turn into gun-toting KKona brother Adam.
 n3ther: he'll become what the bad guys fear
 BrowneePointz: Yes. John Walker is US Agent
 xantos69: Thing is I'm already a bad guy.  I just don't have that much money or power.
 Seth_Erickson: having an absurd amount of money changes people
 iconicshadow89: we’ve seen what the wheel does to you
DigitalSeahorse: I believe
 BrowneePointz: and US Agent is an asshole, but not evil.
 Mr_Horrible: he'd perfect parry the bad vibes
 MacbethSeemsSus: What would your shield be made of.
 Vinewood_OG: Soldier Boy era
 BrowneePointz: he was a "model soldier"
 Stripe_dog: idk, money is power and power literally reduces the brains ability to empathise
 ButterBall000: ngl, I thought we were talking about Hunk for a second >.>
 Seth_Erickson: Semper Fi, Serum or Die!
 Mr_Horrible: "I was saying 'boo rah'..."
 BrowneePointz: and that kind of "you can do no wrong" upbringing meant he became uh...a lil unhinged when he took the serum
 fcloud: so u.s. agent is basically kash patel?
 BrowneePointz: which Bucky TOLD HIM NOT TO TAKE
DrasonSpike: Hes if peace maker was less amusing
 Mr_Horrible: @fcloud no, he can actually do stuff
 Omthebox: Supersyrum: You are a god Amongst men Adams crippling self doubt: but what if I'm not?
BrindleBoar: "someone dropped a big ol' jar of jam"
 Rexsplosion: that was a really bad sneeze with a bloody nose
 MacbethSeemsSus: *pop*
 fcloud: @Mr_Horrible 
 ButterBall000: This sprays blood everywhere!
 Mr_Horrible: would the Canadian super serum be Supersyrup? 
duiker6: zombie crimes
 raulghoulia: Harriet the Spy
 MacbethSeemsSus: jaywalking
 Getter404: "In case of OSHA inspector, apply Explodey Juice"
 BrowneePointz: GHOST WRITERRR
 Mr_Horrible: you're The Zack Files, Ben
 Mai_Andra: Encyclopedia Brown
 BrowneePointz: Ghost Writer SLAPS!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 BrowneePointz: Ben!
 e_bloc: ghost writer OP
 Rexsplosion: Ghostwriter or Ghost Rider?
Last1031: ghost writer or ghost rider
0x6772: Who are you gonna call?
 fcloud: yall are canadian, you're more likely to encounter Super Syrup: the most powerful maple syrup on earth
WearingCats_CwC: Is "dumb and low-stakes" a type of crime?
 Seth_Erickson: You're a Mystery Inc. crew member I reckon
 e_bloc: entity
 Vinewood_OG: are the crimes map related?
 Mr_Horrible: Ben's Ghost Trick?
 Mr_Horrible: seems deece
 Rexsplosion: Ghost trick is such a good game
 BrowneePointz: Ghost Writer was a GREAT kids Whodunnit/Mystery series
 VrolikSyndrome: DON'T
 terribleplan: Ghost writer. Word!
 VrolikSyndrome: STOP
itira: ffs...
 Vinewood_OG: Ohhh god not this
 VrolikSyndrome: YOU'LL SUMMON HIM
 BusTed: ggs vrolik
dm818: It comes out this weekend I think
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RatherLargeToad: comes out  in a few weeks
DrasonSpike: johnny blaze?  Robbie reyes?  Nic cage
 VrolikSyndrome: FUCK
 fcloud: it looks terrible imo
DigitalSeahorse: 
 n3ther: Masters of the Universe
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna try and he won't sell it
 ButterBall000: Everything else around that movie sounds fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is unfortunate. If he doesn't do the voice 0/10
itira: @VrolikSyndrome 
 ContingentCat: What?!?
 betweenmyself: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RatherLargeToad: Should have had Ian do it
 kingandcommoner: Have you heard the rumor that i's actually good?
 OrionPax21: His Skeletor voice is boring and lame.
 VrolikSyndrome: don't worry about it...
 Rexsplosion: the less Jared Leto is in a movie, the better it is
 Rexsplosion: FACT
 fcloud: forget he-man, let's talk about the nic cage noir 30's spider-man
 ButterBall000: What does it say about a method actor who keeps playing villains?
  bv310: 30 Seconds To Greyskull
 Vinewood_OG: Tron died for his sins
 OrionPax21: Actually pretty excited for the movie though
 GasCityGaming: Leto is a well known butt
 RatherLargeToad: out in June
ghyllnox: 
 BrowneePointz: Jared Leto is human garbage. He unfortunately also has an Oscar which is why people keep hiring him
 gibbousm: my cousin who has written some He-Man stuff is going to the premiere
ActualFactual: people don't like Jared Leto because he is a weird creep
 VrolikSyndrome: Things that definitely happened:
 BusTed: there is a running gag in Seachats that Vrolik manifested Leto in the movie
 Seth_Erickson: boot up Super Battle Golf right now
 Mr_Horrible: Mods orbital strike this chatter
 kingandcommoner: pre-screenings only
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Blade Runner 2049 was so good except for any time I had to experience Jared Leto
 Omthebox: Trying to get Vrolik to not vaguepost. Challenge level impossible
WearingCats_CwC: Skeletor played by Leto but voiced by Chris Pratt and his Chris Pratt voice. Like a Darth Vader situation
DigitalSeahorse: they only hired Jared cause Ian didn't audition
duiker6: hi victor
 Mr_Horrible: he's an Apple user
ghyllnox: El piss
 Mr_Horrible: makes sense
Spades_Slicc: El Piss
 fcloud: she double-taps gideon, game over we win, roll credits
BrindleBoar: Elvis
goldreaver: elpis is spanish for 'The Piss'
 BusTed: the pepis room
 MacbethSeemsSus: Praise Bepis
 Rexsplosion: Elpis is spanish for... The Pis
duiker6: initiate! the protocol!
 tehfewl: ELPIS Mentioned FFXIV goes wild
 korvys: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Is that the movie where he plays a weirdo who's creepy about women? Sounds like perfect casting to me 
 Mr_Horrible: "I'll have a coke" "Pepis okay?"
ghyllnox: lmao
 Mister_BlueSky: Elpis Vresley
 30teracyte: judging by the trailer, jared's just doing a sorta british accent
 BusTed: hell yeah
BrindleBoar: 
 ButterBall000: Get the Bepis and the Pilk
 n3ther: HAHah
 Seth_Erickson: 
ButButTheJesus: BENIS
 VrolikSyndrome: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Buxx345: !clip
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 VrolikSyndrome: LMAO
 thesimbiote: Grace hiding like my cat when he thinks I can't see him
 lochnessseammonster: 
 CaptainSpam: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You summoned BEEJ
idppk8874: titis
 itsr67: LMFAO
 fcloud: gachiGASM
DigitalSeahorse:   
 ProcyonFlynn: :Gideon with the yes-and!
goldreaver: ok gideon calm down it wasn't that funny
 ContingentCat: Hi Beej
 n3ther: 
 Omthebox: That guy took all the peen and left
 Rexsplosion: Beej comes running in like the kool-aid man to "yes and" the bit. LOVE IT
duiker6: good luck
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Wh
LaskoReadsComics: Cis Boys are weird
 fcloud: those pipes are evacuating iykwim
 Nigouki: should have asked Harry who his boss was
 Kramburger: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelplessDarlingMarjoramTBTacoRight-bfzAZrSsd75AJ2pt
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WrongLuckyCaterpillarPJSalt-MWE_9TLhwOJdlabV
 Seth_Erickson: imagine gideon's whole plan to get the elpis from Grace is foiled by his own self destruct protocol
 FlameReetardantPanda: now clap your flappers
 dolphgrim: More Homestar
 ContingentCat: Nobody yes ands like Beej
 e_bloc: can you imagine how much they must pay security guards to protect a self-destruct sequence
BrindleBoar: 
 Strebenherz: uwu hewwo?
ghyllnox: Ben...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ButButTheJesus: WUT
 BrowneePointz: it's a tiktoker making fun of incel neckbeards
 lochnessseammonster: 
 fcloud: pause it. for more thorough and emphatic NO.
 Mai_Andra: "Well excuuuuse me, Princess!"
 BusTed: we appreciate the effort
 KWardJenx: Does the Moonbase have a self-destruct protocol? That seems like something Ian might've out together on a Tinker, Tailor episode.
 lochnessseammonster: i liked it ngl
 MacbethSeemsSus: This stream was always destined to be unhinged
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IgnorantHeartlessHummingbirdBleedPurple-Y0Tf2aYkMx_hqJRi
 lochnessseammonster: 
 fcloud: @KWardJenx yes but to reach it you have to go through the Omenpathroom
 Mr_Horrible: I got like 8 more minutes before I gotta skedaddle, get another clip in, boys
 lochnessseammonster: 
 betweenmyself: Aim and Spray 
 KWardJenx: @fcloud That tracks
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hitherto unseen amounts of blood in a videogame
 Rexsplosion: Exploding Man juice was my FATHER, call me Rexsploding man Juice
 Mr_Horrible: no, I'm accounting for travel time
 Saintnex: good ol’ xplody man juice
 Strebenherz: okay i had to step away, why is the fire extinquisher making them explode
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Eight minutes. Eight minutes is all I can spare before I skedaddle."
 Mr_Horrible: not really, I'm a loser
BrindleBoar: sounds fake but okay
 Seth_Erickson: Or they need to be somewhere by 7 and have a travel time of 14 minutes
 Omthebox: Simply dont leave Mr_Horrible
 dolphgrim: How come all the guys wearing them grey sweatpants?
 e_bloc: set a 10 minute timer
 lochnessseammonster: 
 fcloud: wow, usually to get rexsploding man juice i have to at least pay for dinner
itira: @Mr_Horrible 
 DaFhaye: @Mr_Horrible Ooooh. I thought that was Adam laughing at first
 Mr_Horrible: @DaFhaye I did too
 Mr_Horrible: (they have)
LaskoReadsComics: They have to go be performed by They Might Be Giants
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntsyAltruisticKaleHumbleLife-nkVpYiM0Fni2DvYH
 30teracyte: fire extinguishers actually just do that to people
 30teracyte: little known fact
ghyllnox: We do have a little syringe that makes them explode too
 VrolikSyndrome: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: you can have crafted the purple syringes by now
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's the juice you can make
 Mr_Horrible: and this is full of the purple stuff
 VrolikSyndrome: I believe Teracyte. They seem smart.
 betweenmyself: Mr_Horrible, more like Mr_Too_Important_to_Hang_Out_Here… *cries softly*
ghyllnox: o7
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: That's what happens with expired fire extinguishers, gotta remember to replace them!
 30teracyte: nice shootin tex
 fcloud: no munch
 Seth_Erickson: and Ben definitely did laugh at least once I think
duiker6: him peckable
 Mr_Horrible: I only remember 100% clutches from Adam 
 BrowneePointz: Pecc!? What is this Willow!?
DigitalSeahorse: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MildThirstyOcelotBleedPurple-Vs0-1ofV9AVxMv5h
 betweenmyself: BLOOD 
 Mr_Horrible: seems bad
 ButterBall000: Tubular
 The_Color_Twelve: that's a lot of blood
 Strebenherz: uh oh, stinkies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure the blood river seems great
duiker6: close your mouth, grace
BrindleBoar: Grace you gotta keep your mouth closed
  bv310: Well we solved one problem and replaced it with another much worse problem
 lochnessseammonster: 
 fcloud: that must smell amazing
 omdorastrix: Eating dinner while watching this was a bad idea
 Mr_Horrible: daisy get your fire extinguisher
 GasCityGaming: so gloopy
 Larkonus: I can't wait for Grace to come out and tell the pilot "You should see the other guy."
Spades_Slicc: Wet and sticky is very icky
 Vinewood_OG: You're gonna wanna throw out those shoes.
 e_bloc: usually blood gets off on the third floor
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm going to go ahead and say, this would be a top 3 worst day at work.
duiker6: @fcloud to a vampire, yes
DigitalSeahorse: can they open doors?
 shendaras: At leas they have clearly labeled and illuminated exit signs
 Strebenherz: just point your mouth up like you're in a rainstorm, get it all up in the teeths
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's gotta be hell to walk up
BrindleBoar: I was just thinking that
 The_Color_Twelve: I thought the blood got off at the second floor
 Mr_Horrible: this is a fucking DK level now
 Vinewood_OG: 
ghyllnox: By Beej o/
 spethycakes: bye beeej
 nimbus_machine: bye beeeeeej
 ContingentCat: Bye beej
 Omthebox: Give your dick a fiver for me
 Mr_Horrible: I kinda wanna use that now
 n3ther: give it a lil wave
 Mr_Horrible: that's good shit
 Strebenherz: she's going to ruin that helicopter seat (if she gets to the helicopter)
 The_Color_Twelve: that is a good one
 VrolikSyndrome: I am repeating that tomorrow don't you worry.
 ButterBall000: "Tell your wife I said hi to your penis"
 spethycakes: say it to your boss
ButButTheJesus: i... i don't wanna
 spethycakes: (don't say it to your boss)
 The_Color_Twelve: capcom helicopter ?
 spethycakes: important note: I work for attorneys
 MacbethSeemsSus: short game
0x6772: No way this ends poorly!
Spades_Slicc: No longer covered in blood
 Seth_Erickson: the blood she was covered in came off pretty quick
 Strebenherz: surely they could have done the helicopter pre-prep BEFORE they got the keys
duiker6: thanks for being alright, emily
Pal_Friendpatine: Grace de-bloods really quickly
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveHeartlessSageChefFrank-5gLgNFYzk-qA4cTi thanks gents, got 1 more in 
  QuixoticScrivener: the slow way probably involves proper pre-flight checks
 ButterBall000: And that's when I'd start blasting
 Nigouki: spinning up a turbine engine actually take quite a bit
 Seth_Erickson: I could never ride in a helicopter
 Mr_Horrible: "We're strangely unbalanced
 Toxxick: If my friends hyperfixation with air travel has taught my anything, Helicopters do not want to stay in the air
 GasCityGaming: that 100% clipped those trees
 MrPipboy3000: I see we've gone to the John Landis school of Helicopter dafety ....
duiker6: barrel, rolled
 The_Color_Twelve: how are they holding on with bare hands
 fcloud: me in bf6
 ProcyonFlynn: Gotta respect the side characters in a horror story that respond correctly to the situation.
 Mister_BlueSky: Shortest. Helicopter. Flight. Ever.
 ghizmou: that was a short ride
 The_Color_Twelve: sure was a capcom helicopter
 DaFhaye: Weeee
duiker6: why did he need her up front, anyways?
 Omthebox: She doesn't know how to fly helecopters
ghyllnox: o7
 Mr_Horrible: not great at snap time decisions
 MrPipboy3000: He's a leaf on the wind!
 DaFhaye: Is he okay?
 Toxxick: He was a leaf on the wint
  QuixoticScrivener: bye Wash
 fcloud: his headset didnt save him
bbblehh: really though why did she do that
 e_bloc: gracie's got a gun?
 omdorastrix: He's a leaf on the wind
 Seth_Erickson: well Grace not the best idea you've ever executed
 ButterBall000: She had the stick, she's at fault 
 The_Color_Twelve: Poor wash
 n3ther: Ben I was just about to make a Rush Hour joke too
 GhostValv: oh my god is he okay?
  bv310: Come on Grace, how are you not an accomplished helicopter pilot
DrasonSpike: you dont know that ben, he could become new wesker
 DaFhaye: Grace sucks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Answer: no
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm mean they're zombie games, he might be in the next game
0x6772: So, but, could we still fly the helicopter out?
 Larkonus: He betrayed us by dying!
 James_the_Dabbler: We betrayed Harry...
 The_Color_Twelve: Its a reference
 korvys: It's a reference
ghyllnox: Firefly
 ProcyonFlynn: A leaf on the wind ~
 terribleplan: Firefly
dm818: Yes it is a reference
 MrPipboy3000: Its a Firefly reference ... we're nerds
 Mister_BlueSky: Nerd reference #45856
 Omthebox: I guess the piolet didn't have a long enough Grace period
  QuixoticScrivener: Serenity, the film
 Strebenherz: CONVENIENT
Spades_Slicc: How good is Leon's fucking eyesight
  bv310: Open the window? Nah, smash it
 Mr_Horrible: mmm, Leon racking a bolt-action rifle...
 itsr67: the window's wooden parts just collapse too
bbblehh: i like how the wooden frame also shatters like glass
 Kramburger: How do reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash
 ButterBall000: Firefly is def one of those "never meet your heroes" shows
 Dog_of_Myth: @Kramburger 
 CaptainSpam: Good ol' riffle ammo.
 e_bloc: yeah if they redo firefly, they should can the mysogonist
ghyllnox: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Leon yells out "covering fire!"
 DaFhaye: Now Leon knows how Ada felt in RE2
 e_bloc: apply immediately to the forehead
 MrPipboy3000: 1 show 4 holes
 BusTed: doing what he does
 Getter404: He had a brother
  QuixoticScrivener: that will buff out
 Omthebox: Do you think she'll be okay?
 Strebenherz: uh oh, choppies
 VrolikSyndrome: Snaaaaaake
 betweenmyself: ouchie
 MrPipboy3000: She'll; be fine
duiker6: grace fell apart
 MacbethSeemsSus: snake? snake? snaaaaaaaaake
 circusofkirkus: cowards didn't show the little girl get slashed
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder what happens if your bullet hits her instead
 nimbus_machine: snaaaaaaaakie
 RainyMint: Snaaaaake
 Nigouki: Snake?! SNAKE!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
 Strebenherz: @DigitalSeahorse Yeah I was.. wondering if it lets you shoot grace ngl
BrindleBoar: @DigitalSeahorse people die when they are killed 
 Strebenherz: Leon, can you POSSIBLY reload faster?
 lochnessseammonster: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmellyStrongCatDatSheffy-4lS9Byt3BkHO9ur2
DigitalSeahorse: @BrindleBoar 
 VrolikSyndrome: Okay so I made a joke about Jared Leto getting cast in bad movie adaptations (Joker, Morbius, Tron: Ares) as just the WORST guy and said "next they're gonna cast him as Skeletor and he won't even pretend to do the voice" fully unaware that he had in fact already been cast, so the running joke is that I retroactively memetic magic'd that into existence.
 Strebenherz: Leon's reloading like he's at the shooting range on a saturday afternoon
 lochnessseammonster: just sent that clip to my ex 
0x6772: Those flame animations are… kinda low-rent…?
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Tosses emily at door*
 Omthebox: Cant say high to that dick no more
duiker6: nap time
 MrPipboy3000: I think you tokd he dick "Whats up."
ghyllnox: Superman -> headshot
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 fcloud: *blam* "say hello to your... oh, nevermind" -- leon, a cool guy
duiker6: leon jump man kennedy
  bv310: Leon remembers he's in an action movie
 Isaac3567: Apparently as Leon you can parry bullets with the right timing
 e_bloc: if youre going to die, you should probably be clocked in
Spades_Slicc: Barbeques on boys?
 DaFhaye: Excuse me. What kinda barrel was that?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is Leon curious why Grace has a child now?
duiker6: @MacbethSeemsSus i've heard that happens to women sometimes
 Omthebox: Who knew crashing a helicopter would be a bad idea.
 CaptainSpam: "She's not, but we're gonna be okay."
 DaFhaye: It's a tuesday for him
 Kramburger: Yeah, and he's survived much worse situations
 Getter404: A+ double tap
BrindleBoar: zombie apocalypse, burning church, bleeding child, "we're gonna be okay" doesn't cut it
 The_Color_Twelve: almost no looking
 e_bloc: fake casual ass Leon
 The_Color_Twelve: so many teeth
 nimbus_machine: squishy 
DigitalSeahorse: the gooey bits
 Nigouki: fucking Leon, stop being so cool
 Seth_Erickson: how kind of them to paint it's weakpoints yellow
 MacbethSeemsSus: "stop aiming for my obvious weak points"
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Damn
 VrolikSyndrome: 👀
DigitalSeahorse: grosss
 The_Color_Twelve: right up in that eye
duiker6: keep your mouth closed, leon
 e_bloc: seeing the red mist
DigitalSeahorse: and yer eyes
 Strebenherz: goals, a partner that eats you out as enthusiastically as that zombie is leon
 VrolikSyndrome: fouuuur
 Saintnex: Leon woke up on the damn cool side of the bed today lol
BrindleBoar: they never expect the second axe
 RainyMint: Hell yeah that's my babygirl
DigitalSeahorse: aerosolized zombie mist
 fcloud: the commissar's in town
 The_Color_Twelve: I'm impressed given how zoomed you are
 MacbethSeemsSus: bright eyes
 Seth_Erickson: sprinkle some magic water on it and call it a day
duiker6: laundry scent: spring mist
DigitalSeahorse:   
Pal_Friendpatine: stage right
 betweenmyself: pulpit right
Spades_Slicc: Axe magic
 VrolikSyndrome: It's pressurized.
 VrolikSyndrome: Or something.
 xantos69: Not since college.
 zshunter: You are basically pulling a clot out
  QuixoticScrivener: rule of cool
 ContingentCat: Right on the alter
 Seth_Erickson: Leon magic
WearingCats_CwC: You ever pulled an axe out of a guy?
 Cptasparagus: they asked AxeGPT
WearingCats_CwC: That's the part that makes the mess
 The_Color_Twelve: camp and fun?
 ContingentCat: Also just looks sick so whatever
 terribleplan: @WearingCats_CwC Nah, I always leave the axe in
 fcloud: ClotGPT
 zshunter: The blisterheads are just one big clot on their head
 Omthebox: How does he expect us not to be weird?
 Vinewood_OG: no promises
BrindleBoar: that's our whole thing!
 n3ther: why do you say it like we would be weird??
 lochnessseammonster: but i'm always a lil weirdo
 betweenmyself: ain’t never did nothin weird, no how 
 Dumori: @n3ther Have you met us?
 e_bloc: and how exactly am I supposed to be not weird?
 lamina5432: leons parts feels like a big exhale after holding your breath.
 fcloud: i hope they remember to say hi to their pps for us 
 fcloud: * 
 Dog_of_Myth: Chat? Weird? Never
 Omthebox: @fcloud We can only hope its true
DigitalSeahorse: brb
 n3ther: a lil weird ain't never hurt anyone  
 ContingentCat: !findquote weird
  LRRbot: Quote #7382: "When you fall off the top, then fall off the bottom, that's weird." —Graham [2020-12-04]
 Strebenherz: what did yoshigal say?
 Omthebox: How was the peener?
 FlameReetardantPanda: omg I thought that was coming from my game for a second
 betweenmyself: @Strebenherz something inspiring and uplifting that will live through the ages as sage advice
 The_Color_Twelve: but did you say hi?
 Saintnex: did you say what’s up for chat tho?
 Omthebox: The sources are here
itira: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: But what did Adam say?
 lochnessseammonster: you told us to use the joke
 Strebenherz: @betweenmyself 
 Omthebox: We're going to ignore that
 lochnessseammonster: 
 lochnessseammonster: too late
 Strebenherz: uh oh, loch nussy?
 Omthebox: Alex in shambles rn
 e_bloc: agree completely
Spades_Slicc: Guns are dumb kkona
 FlameReetardantPanda: but, like, what about massage guns
 Rexsplosion: Harsh words for Alex
 CaptainSpam: Wall explodes, Alex storms in
 betweenmyself: guns are interesting from a mechanical perspective, but I’d never want to own one
 Mister_BlueSky: Damn.
 shendaras: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think there's a difference between appreciating them as an engineering feat and being excited about how well they kill people
 MacbethSeemsSus: *sigh*
 xantos69: Honestly making any 1 hobby your entire personality can get be a real red flag.  I like well rounded people.
 e_bloc: !clip
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 e_bloc: this will be even better OOC
 James_the_Dabbler: Sorry I missed the joke
 lochnessseammonster: i laughed out loud
 Rexsplosion: yeah, but you sometimes can't help being "the ____ guy/gal" where some folks boil you down to fit a box
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think you should toss her again
Bruceski: RE9 rendition of Put Down the Ducky.
 fcloud: Leg 2: Leg Harder
 e_bloc: sounds grate
 gualdhar: awwww give our little sis tetanus
  Juliamon: Her legs were fine. Her HAND is what got severed.
 MrPipboy3000: I hope she's fork lift certified
 Strebenherz: maybe she was safer with the monsters than on this wild ride, just saying
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliqueMiniatureTortoiseGrammarKing-1QV6fh80FLSF5eyK
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BitterBloodyCheddarPMSTwin-Sf1skX2VHHsefao_
 fcloud: "grace... thank you for saving me, but... could you please leave me here? i felt a lot safer when you werent around"
 Mister_BlueSky: "I wish there was something we could do for her. OOH a med injector."
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon wait, did the kid lose a hand?  when?
 e_bloc: key party
 Kramburger: Leon can't save because he's christian and only belives in the salvation of Jesus H. Christ
  Juliamon: Strebenherz oh I thought we were talking about the monster
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon ahhh okay.  no i confused myself there
dm818: they're called blasters
 Saintnex: except all the times they did
 Kramburger: Mind guns.
 Kramburger: Adam
 ButterBall000: Guns are uncivilized
 The_Color_Twelve: Mind Axe
BrindleBoar: that's telekinesis, Kyle
0x6772: Luke Skywalker used a "gun" in the first Star Wars movie!
 Omthebox: Nono... he's got a point
 Nigouki: both do damage at a distance
WearingCats_CwC: Mind gunning deez nuts? 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Obi-Wan: I cast mind gun!
 e_bloc: its america, we use guns for everyhitn
 Omthebox: I mean what is a gun but a thing that pushes a bullet real good?
 lochnessseammonster: why are you booing he's right? 
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 rosesmcgee: What Adam is saying, is violence is violence despite the mechanism. It's a societal problem, really
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleInventiveTruffleCoolStoryBro-O_dHbkMcRTtt3v8D
 betweenmyself: …  *I* was saying “Boourns”. 
 e_bloc: Adam finally  gets the recognition he deserves
 Nigouki: ok i might have missed something because i went to get a drink but didn't Leon send us to a water treatment plant? why does it have nuclear silo doors at the top?
 rosesmcgee: @Nigouki that water is real fucked up
 Strebenherz: @Nigouki orphan sources
 ButterBall000: Lightgun op
 GasCityGaming: the duck hunt gun was a light gun!
 Dumori: Shootin them der photons
 n3ther: oh are we doing hotdog vs sadnwiches but with guns
 Omthebox: heheheh
 Saintnex: light gun
 fcloud: is it just me or is adam siding with alan wake
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is mayonnaise a gun?
Vonbane: if i spit is that a mouth gun? is a sneeze a nose gun? fart an ass gun?
 Omthebox: Fire. Believe it or not. Also a gun
 Vinewood_OG: ohhh fire, so hot right now
 The_Color_Twelve: this is some cube rule level categorization shit
 Saintnex: lever? Also gun
 ButterBall000: Some people are allergic to light
 e_bloc: maybe they really had to poop
 fcloud: she's worried about skin cancer, she forgot her high-spf sunblock
 Mister_BlueSky: Well the light is a gun, you see.
 arcaedethefae: iirc shes trying to capture us as a toy
Bowerbird7: yeah, if anything getting flashbanged should make her more likely to just squash you before running off
 Saintnex: we have such a jaunty shadow
Bowerbird7: Grace's little power walk in silhouette there 
 shendaras: no sunscreen?!
 betweenmyself: going outdoors!?! 
duiker6: the sun is more of a bomb, tbh
 Mister_BlueSky: Shooting UV rays?
 fcloud: suns out, guns out. but i repeat myself
 Mister_BlueSky: The sun is a ray gun!
 Omthebox: Now we can crank it
 e_bloc: thats big sunscreen talking
 MacbethSeemsSus: The sun has a gun!
 Saintnex: @duiker6 but what is a bomb if not a single use gun?
 Omthebox: oh okay
BOTGrant: The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma
 fcloud: she threw you like grace throwing emily
duiker6: @Saintnex is the sun really single-use, though
0x6772: I partake in so many activities that are gonna kill me before skin cancer.
 fcloud: damn
Bowerbird7: she just won't let you crank it in peace
 ButterBall000: "Ladies and gentlement of the class of 97, wear suncreen"
 Isaac3567: Every 2 hours since im more susceptible to cancer
 thesimbiote: UV can get you inside, too, depending on the type of windows and lighting you have. It'll come for your ass no matter what
 fcloud: @Bowerbird7 JEEZ mom, im BUSY ok !!!
0x6772: Like: I bicycle in traffic in a major US city. Also, I smoke.
 lamina5432: everything causes cancer eventually, I'm sure even sunscreen
 NoOne_OfConsequence: is there more than one big lady?  Why does she have both her hands?
ghyllnox: @NoOne_OfConsequence Mutant virus powers
itira: 
 Strebenherz: get your vitamin d intake
ButButTheJesus: don't sun your holes!
 Saintnex: yea, it’s still a thing…
ghyllnox: It was, unfortunately
Bowerbird7: hands grow back
 e_bloc: thats perineal sunning
 ButterBall000: Yeah
 ButterBall000: It happened
 arcaedethefae: not perennial,  lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's not making this up sadly....
 Seth_Erickson: sun your butthole it happened like 2 years ago or something
ghyllnox: Perineal
 Strebenherz: I love how much this is breaking adam
 Seth_Erickson: was really big in like the manosphere
 xantos69: I regret to tell you this is a real thing idiots did.
 frameshifty: oh, perineal vs perennial
 GasCityGaming: pair-in-eel
 e_bloc: they would literally tan their asshole
 fcloud: i dont need to know about this
 e_bloc: perineal
 MacbethSeemsSus: @GasCityGaming ^
ghyllnox: As in perineum
 thesimbiote: Who up sunning they brown eye?
 arcaedethefae: pear-uhh-nee-uhll
 The_Color_Twelve: perineum
 gualdhar: if you're outside for more than 5 minutes, yeah use sun screen
 kimmibeans: per-EH-nee-all
 ButterBall000: Manosphere is a hell of a drug
 betweenmyself: sometimes you just want to be the power bottom for THE SUN
 Saintnex: get that D in ya 
 Getter404: Pear eh knee ul
 DiscordianTokkan: Peri-neil, like regular neil but gross. (Perineum?)
 Omthebox: Pair of Eels
 Scy_Anide: It's just the opposite of bleaching it, literally.
 Mister_BlueSky: Get some vitamin D in your vitamin A.
 n3ther: humans have done stupider things so eh
 Strebenherz: careful with that google search adam 
 7gorobei: back in the day they said it would kill pinworms around your anus
0x6772: pair-ah-nee-al
 The_Color_Twelve: it was the other thing along with the red light ball therapy
 Electrodyne: Say it with me: Perry Anal
 fcloud: adam, after streaming for 10 years: "wait a minute. chat is a sucker for correcting me"
 lochnessseammonster: parinets
 ButterBall000: Gen sunned on idiot
duiker6: great throw
 Strebenherz: @Electrodyne perry the platypus's after dark account
 Seth_Erickson: twitch loves misspelled words
 betweenmyself: huzzah
 VrolikSyndrome: get gooped idiot
 shendaras: 
 betweenmyself: Stripe!  NOOO
 Omthebox: Sun just mogged her
 xantos69: No way she is dead yet
Bowerbird7: this is an ad for sunscreen
DrasonSpike: There is still time
 Nigouki: oh she getting the Arc of the Covenant treatment
 fcloud: so is that caramel or milk chocolate
 thesimbiote: That's how it feels when sunlight hits my skin
Vonbane: that was gremlin stuff there
duiker6: 
 HadesLeprechaun: Ben, you just played Forbidden Solitaire
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't lick that Grace
itira: soupy
 James_the_Dabbler: That kinda was a boss fight
 Seth_Erickson: and this boss specifically has never regenerated
 Strebenherz: i chose the wrong moment to eat my burrito
 ghizmou: she does look like she was a Sweet Old lady
 Seth_Erickson: you were about to blast their ass for not doing that
 fcloud: does she taste like werthers originals do you think
 Barb4rian: F
 gualdhar: perineum
duiker6: F
 itsr67: b7
TomatoKigu: F
 betweenmyself: Infinite Melt sounds like a hell of a cheese sammich
 nimbus_machine: F
 terribleplan: F
 Strebenherz:   
 Strebenherz: she was tied to the monsters or some shit wasn't she
 Strebenherz: last monster died so she died?
 Omthebox: Wow she can count really high.
Bowerbird7: just CPR right on her torso wound
 gualdhar: oh hey I wasn't live
 thesimbiote: Girl, that's not how you do CPR on a kid her size
0x6772: Yeah, chest compressions definitely fix a bullet wound to the gut.
ghyllnox: She starts giving compressions and the wound just starts spurting
 Dreamlettuce: Showing off to the kid that she can count.
 e_bloc: I thought you stopped at 20
TomatoKigu: Just once I want a game that includes the sound of cracking ribs when they start chest compressions.
 nimbus_machine: noooo dont breathe in her mouth thats an antiquated cpr techniwue
 e_bloc: but  yeah this calls for child cpr
 fcloud: what happened to emily? i missed it. did she get chomped by a zombo
 Dumori: Hope this kid likes all their ribs broken
 tehfewl: its not that different
 James_the_Dabbler: This matches what I was taught
duiker6: @fcloud got hurt during the helicopter crash
 gualdhar: you're not supposed to do breaths at all now, if it stops compressions
ghyllnox: @fcloud Helicopter accident
 thesimbiote: Yep, kids and infants need a different method
 fcloud: ah ok
 betweenmyself: @fcloud injured during a helicopter crash
 Getter404: 30, usually with 2 people, trading off duties between breaths
 nimbus_machine: no breathing anymore. just compressions
ghyllnox: 
 schordash: should be covering both mouth and nose right?
 Isaac3567: They change it like every year or two. Breathing isnt that important, better to focus on keeping th blood circulating to the brain
0x6772: There is a different way to give chest compressions to infants, but Emily's physically developed enough that that would be broadly correct.
 Nigouki: i think at this point they don't even recommend mouth-to-mouth, the pumping is enough for the lungs
 e_bloc: yeah
 schordash: today i learned
 fcloud: i personally still breathe almost daily. thats just me though
 MacbethSeemsSus: There's enough O2 in the blood they don't recommend stopping the compressions
 SnackPak_: neat
 betweenmyself: hey, she’s okay 
 VrolikSyndrome: She's fine.
 DaFhaye: Her dropping her knee on that grate hurt me
 lamina5432: theres a video on the new cpr, thats a little skit
  bv310: Having just done First Aid last week, we still got taught compressions
duiker6: ben's face
 Barb4rian: Shes awake!
 Omthebox: Bit dramatic
 spurius: she is probably fine
 CaptainSpam: Okay, maybe you're NOT okay, fine.
 Saintnex: oh noooo
 Kentosaurus: 
 Dreamlettuce: A growth spurt!
GrathXVI: 
 terribleplan: Stage 2, let's go!
 Nigouki: welp
  bv310: Well that's unfortunate
TomatoKigu: …so, about that boss fight you expected…
 Strebenherz: oh is she the next witch?
Bowerbird7: those are the screams of a healthy child
 Mister_BlueSky: They grow up so fast.
 Vinewood_OG: Goodbye, Razzles... 
 SnackPak_: they grow up so fast
 Nigouki: Ben, you wanted the boss fight, this is your fault
 fcloud: most normal puberty
 e_bloc: remember kids, this is why you don't do cpr wrong
ghyllnox: OH GOOD
 n3ther: Grace I think she's not Emily anymore
 thesimbiote: Turned into Mr Blobby
0x6772: So.... mouth to mouth?
Bowerbird7: She's on her feet already
DrasonSpike: Little Vics vapo rub and some soup and she will right as rain
 GasCityGaming: conservation of mass would like to have a dicussion
 Vinewood_OG: fuckin' puberty
 Rexsplosion: That
 protojman: "I'm sorry" oh Leon
 DaFhaye: Okay come on now. I think we have been through enough to know better
 nimbus_machine: youre not yourself when youre hungry emily
 Strebenherz: IT'S BLOBBY @thesimbiote
BrindleBoar: "so I started blasting"
 rosesmcgee: terrible babysitters
 Rexsplosion: Poor thing. another pawn in umbrella's game
 thesimbiote: @strebenherz my apologies!!
TomatoKigu: The real boss figth was the emotions we adopted along the way.
  bv310: Leon "just fuckin' hates Mr Blobby" Kennedy
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 Athelgar: she is getting kicked out of the Club
 fcloud: @GasCityGaming you're looking in the wrong series for that unfortunately
 Nigouki: Grace is getting sooooooooooo much trauma
 Omthebox: You did crash the helicopter
 fcloud: i mean, i think gideon deserves SOME of the blame
duiker6: oh no, not the totem of agency
 n3ther: @Nigouki getting?? I think it's been got...
 Mister_BlueSky: Sick, free magnum.
 BusTed: 
 GasCityGaming: hey, that's expensive!
 Strebenherz: @thesimbiote no you're fine, i wasn't correcting, i meant that like an announcer voice.  you called the right thing, it's blobby xD
 e_bloc: emily would have wanted that
 fcloud: or you can just give up, thats ok too
 Seth_Erickson: pretty sure gideon deserves like 99% of the blame
 e_bloc: well not the emily of the last 20 minutes
 n3ther: oh shii
 itsr67: lots of ketchup
itira: yes
duiker6: leon needs an herb
 fcloud: i hate it when protags are like "its all my fault" when its so clearly not
 thesimbiote: @strebenherz ah, haha, I getcha!!
 Nigouki: Alan Wake style musical number
 Strebenherz: @thesimbiote *Happy voice waving hands* itttt's blobby!"
 n3ther: ya like how is it her fault at alll
duiker6: hi victor
 BusTed: 
  N30dude: I mean, she is very much not in a good place mentally right now
ghyllnox: Or, you could have left the kid in a self-destructing medical facility
 gualdhar: go e-piss girl
 fcloud: a death stranding 10 minute indie sad song as grace walks slowly up the stairs 
 spethycakes: @Strebenherz but where are mr. blobby's wife and child?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gideon: That was fucked up what just happened
duiker6: walk into the light, grace
 Mister_BlueSky: Yassified Wesker?
 fcloud: gideon: jeez grace, did you have to do that to emily?
LaskoReadsComics: See I find the "Its All My Fault" thing to be very real! Survivor's Guilt is such a thing
 Seth_Erickson: grief does things to people could you believe it
 Strebenherz: wahat
 Strebenherz: what
 CrypticKablam: ooooooo
Bruceski: Temu Wesker
 MacbethSeemsSus: Well........
ZeroskieS: kept you waiting huh?
 GhostValv: Temu Wesker
 DaFhaye: Is that really?
 Dumori: People justy can't stay dead
 itsr67: easker
  bv310: We threw that man into a fucking volcano
DrLigmaPhD: Drippy
 OrionPax21: He wishes
 lamina5432: wesker is her dad aint it?
 Rexsplosion: Ben: OH DAMN! Adam: eh.
 nimbus_machine: if i knew RE lore id be surprised im sure
 DaFhaye: No no no. He in volcano
0x6772: Yeah, sure, go with these creepy guys, rather than helping the dude with the Hair Cut downstairs.
 tehfewl: Total Global Saturation
  N30dude: Man's got DRIP
 fcloud: this mfer comin back more than heihachi
 OrionPax21: This dude sucks
 MacbethSeemsSus: Real answer?
 Rexsplosion: You have your father's glasses
 Seth_Erickson: didn't we drop this guy into lava
 itsr67: Chat
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Omthebox: Okay Grace, dont touch this heli's stick.
 ButterBall000: Game over?
 Stripe_dog: He is meant to make you think he's Wesker
 Mister_BlueSky: It's YASker. 
 itsr67: Can we leave a bit of mistique
 DaFhaye: I have no idea.
 thesimbiote: It's Whisker, Wesker's furry twin
 DaFhaye: It could be
 OrionPax21: Canonically, in-story, actually Temu Wesker
duiker6: hi sherry
 DaFhaye: I just don't want to believe that's him
 spethycakes: very Detroit: Become Requiem
 Nigouki: oh chill Sherry, don't just chug oxy
 e_bloc: generator 2
 shendaras: 2nd power gen
 Stripe_dog: Yeah bring Rebbeca back!
 itsr67: that was a shit ton of birds in front of the car
Bruceski: "Good timing, I just rammed a bunch of crows."
 fcloud: suddenly jill valentine parachutes in for a chapter
 MacbethSeemsSus: "anyways i shot a little girl. again"
 GhostValv: soon 
 VrolikSyndrome: Someday I want to look at my hand like a videogame character.
ghyllnox: "Good timing, I'm driving through just a shitton of birds"
 itsr67: I know it was for thematic effect but
 Nigouki: are we not getting Rebecca's game remastered next?
 n3ther: why would crows be crowding a skeleton
 CaptainSpam: If it turns out everyone's a zombie, that'll be hilarious.
 Rexsplosion: Foreshadowing
 ButterBall000: Raccoon City as a Chernobyl?
 betweenmyself: @Nigouki that or Code: Veronica, I should think
 lochnessseammonster: 
 rosesmcgee: It depends how you assess risk
 OrionPax21: Raccoon Crater
ghyllnox: Bepis
 RainyMint: Bepis
 Omthebox: Cool hole
 betweenmyself: LEON
duiker6: LEON
ghyllnox: LEON
 itsr67: RRRAAAAA
 BusTed: hell yeah dude
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!!
Bruceski: We're back bitches!
 RainyMint: LEON
 CaptainSpam: Resident Evil: Leon
 nimbus_machine: L E O N
 omdorastrix: LEONracconcity
ghyllnox: Nice hole
 e_bloc: tutorial over
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Inception BWAAAAAAAA*
ButButTheJesus: the cheese!
 protojman: could not be bigger text
 ContingentCat: Wow
 Nigouki: tjeu
 Nigouki: they're finally learning the power of massive text on screen
 itsr67: 20 odd years
 Seth_Erickson: 
 iconicshadow89: elpis has left the building
 Getter404: 28 years
 MacbethSeemsSus: 20 years?
 OrionPax21: Now the game truly begins
 Seth_Erickson: hell yeah
 Saintnex: Raccoon City was nuclear exploded right?
 Nigouki: 28?
 Stripe_dog: RE2 happened in 1998 and this game takes palce in 2026
 Getter404: RE2 was 1998 in-universe
 OrionPax21: Yeah its like 20 years
 Mister_BlueSky: Roughly the same time between games.
 e_bloc: why do they call it resident evil
Bowerbird7: Apparently they had time to print "Evacuate Immediately" in the newspaper
  QuixoticScrivener: but did Leon age 20 years?
duiker6: @Saintnex normal ballistic missile, pretty sure
ZeroskieS: they kanuked it
Bruceski: Not a nuke, a "thermo bomb" or something.
 Seth_Erickson: many is my understanding
 schordash: and sherry was a kid when introduced
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Resi games canonically take place in the year they released, more or less
 James_the_Dabbler: "Brings back memories"
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss, it's dangerous to go alone take this!
0x6772: I mean, it's a Porsche SUV. There's plenty of space for gear.
 itsr67: @e_bloc the honest answer is an English title of the first game when it was just a mansion
 fcloud: ah, remember when i was trying to save grace and i reloaded super slow? good times
 shendaras: He was giving her space, maybe?
 Stripe_dog: They got in a helicopter
ButButTheJesus: Alfred Bepis, Esq.
dm818: and then a helicopter showed up
 GasCityGaming: that's his gov'ment
 schordash: 
itira: 
TomatoKigu: Or is this a flashback sequence to show why he's coughing blood? 
 betweenmyself: Alfred Bepis, at your service 
ghyllnox: Dr. Alfred Bepis
 n3ther: he doesn't go by that anymore
 Dog_of_Myth: Dr. Alfred Bepis to you
 Rexsplosion: Countdown before someone renames their twitch handle to "Alfred Bepis"
Bowerbird7: That's DOCTOR Alfred Bepis to you!
 fcloud: Alfred E. Bepis, Esq
 thatguysteve2709: Real Robert weasel hours
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 OrionPax21: Alfred Bepis of the New England Bepis'
 terribleplan: Welcome, to Beprassic Park.
 SquareDotCube: May the bepis be with you
 VrolikSyndrome: good chompers
 MacbethSeemsSus: Of the Westhampton Bepis'
WearingCats_CwC: Sir Alfred Bepis, third Viscount Bepis
RavenHillbrookInc: HI all. BLOOD BORN!
 shendaras: robert weasel 
 e_bloc: he'll do it
RavenHillbrookInc: got past Lady Maria and made it to the last DLC boss fight for next week
DigitalSeahorse: when did we get Mr Bean notifications?
 ralphthellama: Imagine, the park is full of zombies and they still charge $18 for a churro
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HomelyGlamorousWalrusBleedPurple-WfdfNHTCgLrSzLgV
 MacbethSeemsSus: Not gonna lie, this part kinda sucks
 ButterBall000: Wasn't Umbrella notoriously a Company Town?
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 fcloud: @ralphthellama during a zombie invasion, you absolutely need to keep up your energy
 ButterBall000: *Raccoon City
 Mister_BlueSky: Oh the uhh... the arachophobes might want a heads up. We have incoming.
DigitalSeahorse:   
ghyllnox:  can you imagine
 Omthebox: In this economy
 e_bloc: there is a button
 GhostValv: I'm sure it's fine
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DrasonSpike: its just dust building up
duiker6: lmao
 Omthebox: No shot
 itsr67: 
 BusTed: 🤔
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zagman505:  probably not
 The_Color_Twelve: who knows
 Saintnex: oh boy
BrindleBoar: 
 Strebenherz: Time to open the spider faucet
 VrolikSyndrome: I think someone just got really excited.
 protojman: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 betweenmyself: maybe it’s just asbestos?  I’m sure we’re fine 
Bowerbird7: perfectly normal amount of spider webs
 VrolikSyndrome: 
 OrionPax21: Spooder-Man
 InconsiderateHat: Apparently they literally DID bring enough streams for everyone!
DrasonSpike: Its spiderman
 fcloud: 🕷️
 DaFhaye: That was such a good reveal
  bv310: Hell yeah, spider time
 schordash: 🤏
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 Strebenherz: @betweenmyself i'll take asbestos over spiders imo
 n3ther: he's so observant for his age
 Rexsplosion: it's not spiderwebs, it's just REALLY thick uh...
 Seth_Erickson: uh oh
duiker6: i feel like the environmental storytelling thinks it's bird time
 RealLegitStreamer: that’s all I got
ZeroskieS: wait there are spiders here?
 Rexsplosion: ya' know
ActualFactual: Adam can tell you his age without getting confused.
 RavenHillbrookInc: context clues seem to indicate that spider might be coming in
 Omthebox: Rolled a nat 20 on that perception check
 Seth_Erickson: Spiders done got irradiated
 Nigouki: Adam atteneded the webinar
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 schordash:  
 Seth_Erickson: we gotta stop nuking these spiders man
 underhill33: 
 tehfewl: turn on arachnophobia mode
Bowerbird7: This is just Australia 
 schordash: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 e_bloc: 
 Rexsplosion: Here it is
 Mister_BlueSky: This one maybe be afraid of.
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SavoryPiliableHummingbirdFloof-kqrqxj_d-Odffuxl
 n3ther: oh it's a biggie
BrindleBoar: das a big boi
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrustworthyNimbleJellyfishOMGScoots-T8XjdO_V6CqPztjU
0x6772: But, Ben, what if they're very small? Smol Spidr?
 Omthebox: Oh its a SPIDER spider
 Saintnex: oh I hate it
PorpoisesUnknown: guys I don't think there's any spider
 lamina5432: I blame the nuke
 Barb4rian: Big.
 Seth_Erickson: small spiders actually worse than big spiders imo
 Charlie_Victor7: Beeg
duiker6: leon, you a snack
 zshunter: And it was the LOTR Shelob shot
ZeroskieS: do spiders squeek? 
  bv310: Damn, now that's a worthy successor to the El Spidro Gigante title
 Strebenherz: yeah okay props to leon for not just giving a homer simpson scream and breaking the sound barrier running
 rosesmcgee: More leg = More scary. That's why Ben love snek
Bowerbird7: good thing you saved! 
 itsr67: you know a spider is bad if it can hiss
ghyllnox: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GlutenFreeSecretiveOkapiHeyGuys-exlwjiG41B218SLV
 n3ther: To be that spider so you can have Leon as a snack
BrindleBoar: giant spider will return in Resident Evil: Endgame
 fcloud: the spider just wants a little leon nibble. it's just doing what we're all thinking
 MacbethSeemsSus: Make sure to reload your axe
 Saintnex: giv’em one of THESE
 Mister_BlueSky: @BrindleBoar Actually now I kinda want an Engame-esque final RE game with the original crew.
 n3ther: yes it has a telepathic link with its webtree
 GasCityGaming: not all spiders have that sadly
 Strebenherz: @fcloud get you a partner that nibbles you like them spiders want to nibble leon
 CrypticKablam: aaaaaaaaaaa
 DaFhaye: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StupidSassyMomJebaited-nZQzsVcmnb8RKCUK
 Seth_Erickson: I can see a big spider coming and it doesn't randomly show up in my bed
duiker6:  this is going well
DrasonSpike: aaaaaaaaaaaa the skittering
DigitalSeahorse:  clean those webs
 DaFhaye: Oh god I HATE this
 The_Color_Twelve: your back is made of steel
 Omthebox: Spider > Guns
 itsr67: it's a vampire spider
 Omthebox: Door < Spider
 DaFhaye: That was the worst thing to come back to
 fcloud: @Strebenherz she says she loves me but she won't even burst through a cement wall to reach me, smh
  bv310: The S in Leon S Kennedy stands for Spider-Runner-Away-From
 GasCityGaming: this spider has poor object permanence
 Dog_of_Myth: Doors can beat spiders and Adam
 Rexsplosion: that hallway with the spider, was that the Mr. X hallway reveal from 2?
 RavenHillbrookInc: I thinkits more how small the door is compared to the spider
 schordash: it's fumbling with the handle as we speak
 Strebenherz: @fcloud "would you love me if i was a fly in your web?"
0x6772: Definitely all of the spider. No more spider from here.
 DaFhaye: I mean the spider isn't fitting through that door
 Mister_BlueSky: How's it gonna open a door? With it's THUMBS?
 lamina5432: anyone else reminded of the dr who episode with the giant spider?
 Seth_Erickson: it's the wall around the door that's the problem
duiker6: @itsr67 daywalker
ActualFactual: the door can't physically stop it, but the spider understands and respects the delineation of spaces.
 betweenmyself: Adam cannot suspend disbelief over spider-proof door 
 Saintnex: So door beats spider, spider beats gun, gun beats door?
 Kramburger: Good news chat, it's buritto time
ButButTheJesus: "yippee!"
 itsr67: 
 ButterBall000: Leon fought giant spiders in RE2, yeah?
 RavenHillbrookInc: ADAM can take watermelons any day though
 Dog_of_Myth: You know. That's fair. Sorry
 Omthebox: Watermelon < Adam
 Strebenherz: gloopy deaths too
 Rexsplosion: throw a raid can in there like a smoke grenade and then shoot it
 Seth_Erickson: see those small ones worse than the bigger ones
 CaptainSpam: Giant spider comes back, "THE HELL YOU DOING TO MY KIDS"
 fcloud: adam talking like 50 years from now his tombstone wont say "doors lol"
 n3ther: we do a little teasing as a treat
ButButTheJesus: that got me
duiker6: nom
ghyllnox: If I had to choose between tiny spider and small spider I'd take a small one, because I have a better chance of knowing where it is
 e_bloc: the door is legendary
 lochnessseammonster: the door didn't beat adam, adam's determination and gambling beat adam that is great 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Surprise pedipaps
 Omthebox: I dont remember so it couldn't be that funny. Or I wasn't there.
 schordash: 
 Strebenherz: shoot the butthole
 nimbus_machine: oh, its not just a spider. its a zombie spider.
 schordash: 
 ButterBall000: Classic Leon
 fcloud: oh no, leon, dont shoot me in the booty, i've been such a bad spider
ButButTheJesus: right in the elpis
 Strebenherz: @fcloud 
ghyllnox: On seeing the pustule I was gonna ask if it was a mutant spider...
WearingCats_CwC: It does whatever a spider can
 adept_nekomancer: At this point I think the city just belongs to the spiders now.
 betweenmyself: if I had eight legs I’m pretty sure I’d just trip over myself all the time
 Omthebox: bonk
duiker6: bonk
 Seth_Erickson: it is really funny for Leon to be throwing out one liners at a big spider
 Rexsplosion: Spider Surfin'!
 Omthebox: Mouth brains
duiker6: axe W
 Saintnex: THATS what killed it??
 schordash: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Rexsplosion: the hottest craze sweeping the nation!
 Dumori: And that's just the baby
 James_the_Dabbler: Ah yes, in the brain that spiters have
 nimbus_machine: are those mouth parts accurate? i didnt think spooders had teefies
 itsr67: zingers
 n3ther: such a quick thinker with his one liners...
 Strebenherz: awesome.  gonna burn my apartment down later to make sure it's spider free bbl
duiker6: you need to carve for materials, leon
 VrolikSyndrome: "Was that one good, Sherry?"
 GasCityGaming: all big bugs have the same anatomy of the bugs from Starship Troopers i guess.
 a_guy_7: I expected that to take longer, the only other streamer I watched play this took like 15 minute lol
 betweenmyself: now get a tissue around it and flush it down the turrlit
 VrolikSyndrome: "That was good, right?"
 DaFhaye: I'd be so afraid to put my arm near that things mouth
 schordash: 
 n3ther: "That bug is squashed"
 e_bloc: eventually he'll have an actual funny line, right?
 Seth_Erickson: I'm positive he work shops all his one liners
crittercool: "heh, itsy bitsy DEAD" -Leon
 Seth_Erickson: all his time off is dedicated to new one liners
 n3ther: he's so not serious lol
 Strebenherz: @DaFhaye i'd be three counties over breaking the sound barrier and screaming like homer simpson
WearingCats_CwC: "Where's everybody going? Spider bingo?"
 itsr67: it definitely feels like they put a lot of love into it
 xantos69: I would have gone with "8 legs, still can't dance with me.  8 eyes, still no vision."
 nimbus_machine: @crittercool incredible
 RatherLargeToad: we’re on AAAA games now 
 fcloud: @e_bloc he's hot, he doesnt have to be funny
 ButterBall000: Star Wars Capcom would be wild
 DaFhaye: I feel like they added that spider fight in answer to people complaining about it being cut from RE3
 CaptainSpam: My console doesn't take AAA games, it needs a few D games.
 itsr67: Skull and Bones
 Seth_Erickson: Fromsoft can keep there ips surely
 itsr67: AAAA pirate game
 DaFhaye: @Strebenherz Oh yeah totally same
 shendaras: A^4
 Seth_Erickson: that was one game
 VrolikSyndrome: exactly
 ButterBall000: Ubisoft coined the term
 RatherLargeToad: Ubisoft overhyping
 itsr67: it flopped giga hard
 Nigouki: you just scream longer, AAAAAAAAAA
 thatguysteve2709: Can we go back to innovation in games please and thank you
ActualFactual: every first party nintendo game is $100 CAD
WearingCats_CwC: They're the same, but more expensive
 Saintnex: “pirate” game
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Callisto Protocol tried calling itself AAAA
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yes, and it was trash
 Mister_BlueSky: Quadruple aaaassss.
 Seth_Erickson: someone described their game as the first AAAA game
 n3ther: naming is made up and we should ignore them
 lamina5432: quadrouple A stands for how much ass it was
  QuixoticScrivener: A^4 just means that it costs more
 ButterBall000: Going right into the Danger Zone
 n3ther: Hahaha
 Seth_Erickson: surely there was only one big spider this town wasn't big enough for two of them
 MacbethSeemsSus: If you keep adding "A" eventually you're just screaming
itira: 
 e_bloc: he wont let him bug him
 lochnessseammonster: 
 GasCityGaming: lmao the game Ubisoft was talking about was Skull and Bones!!!
 Nigouki: no
  QuixoticScrivener: C4 needs heat and pressure
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: no, C4 is super stable
 Vinewood_OG: Sir this is a Racoon City Wendy's
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you can eat it
 Kramburger: No, the point of c4 ois it needs a detonator
 shendaras: quatriple?
 Saintnex: no, C4 is actually incredibly stable
 Omthebox: 3 Quads, obviously
 ButterBall000: Quintuple A
 fcloud: quintuple?
 LithelyUnshod: 12
 thatguysteve2709: I hope jake makes an appearance in this game just to ride off on his bike again
Bruceski: The whole point of C4 is you can't just shoot it
Vonbane: quintiple
 7gorobei: 12A
 Seth_Erickson: 7 a's in your game 
 Omthebox: Source, I made it up.
ghyllnox: From Wikipedia: "C-4 is relatively insensitive and can be detonated only by the shock wave from a detonator or blasting cap."
 fcloud: sextuple A
 Vinewood_OG: All things are made up?
 ButterBall000: Quadratic A
 itsr67: ?????
 Omthebox: All words are made up.
itira: i like your logic Adam
 spethycakes: quaquaple
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: All words are made up.
 GasCityGaming: Adam is engagement farming 
 Vinewood_OG: Someone get Cameron on Discord
 a_guy_7: Adam gonna make the first ever really good game?
0x6772: Nah, Adam's right.
 GhostValv: yes and?
 Saintnex: Quad-Triple A
BrindleBoar: wait 'til he finds out about pentupling
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did your english translators glitch out?
 betweenmyself: on the bright side, it appears as though the NFT backers in the game industry have finally given up on the idea 
 Nigouki: Ben can you look at the bus again?
 Seth_Erickson: next question
 n3ther: "He said calmly"
 Omthebox: Ben is Quadtripple calm
DigitalSeahorse: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
GrathXVI: @betweenmyself Nah, they've all just pivoted to GenAI
 fcloud: bus-ted
 Nigouki: awww, I thought it was a GM New Look but it's not
Pal_Friendpatine: Words are just sounds ascribed meaning
zagman505: is Adam trying to say that quadruple isn't a word...?
 itsr67: perish
radioshackraider: Adam is the baiter and Ben is the rager
BrindleBoar: @Nigouki F
 fcloud: i really dont understand why environments like this have to be so desaturated
 circusofkirkus: bus nerd
itira: 
 fcloud: would it kill them to use just a little color? somewhere?
0x6772: Bus foaming!
 GhostValv: we stan public transport
 Seth_Erickson: this guy likes busses
 VrolikSyndrome: damn Adam you got some long thumbs (affectionate)
 Nigouki: the GM New Look is a classic!
 BusTed: hell yeah
 DoctorHutch: 
 Seth_Erickson: this person* I should say
ghyllnox: Adam said "cool and/or interesting" and it sounds like that's cool and/or interesting to Nigouki
duiker6: no power
 SnackPak_: its for the best
 itsr67: insane
 Strebenherz: PFT
itira: 
 Omthebox: Thats going to be very funny
 Vinewood_OG: F
 Saintnex: 
 circusofkirkus: ban him for good measure
 DaFhaye: Imagine having power
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: 
 GasCityGaming: Ah, thought it was Jordynne for a sec there
 Strebenherz: I thought you meant Jordynne and i was extra confused
 Nigouki: wait, does this count as me shooting back?
 fcloud: "computer! take away jordynne's power" -- adam
 Vinewood_OG: see you in the highlights
duiker6: @Strebenherz i was also assuming that
 circusofkirkus: this is an anarchist commune
 MacbethSeemsSus: Plausible deniability
ActualFactual: Adam with the nurenburg defense
 circusofkirkus: no leaders here
 Omthebox: Still got power?
 Omthebox: Whuh
  QuixoticScrivener: doesn't even boot
 Barb4rian: How does it still have battery?!
 7gorobei: is that a panasonic toughbook?
 rosesmcgee: So not a Windows laptop
duiker6: has it though
 Seth_Erickson: it's that soldiers aren't free of guilt because of their leaders orders
 ButterBall000: Nah, this camp is recent
 MacbethSeemsSus: "My boss told me to do something evil, I'm not responsible"
 Stripe_dog: Ben this camp is recent
 xantos69: If you have a laptop that works after 20 years.  I'll take 12.
 e_bloc: "I w as just following orders"
 Saintnex: that in fact is not valid lol
BrindleBoar: probably more recent than that, but still impressive
 Seth_Erickson: but the nuremberg defense is that you aren't absolved for just following orders
ActualFactual: Bad news about how successful that was as a strategy...
ghyllnox: Nuremburg was the Nazi trials in which a lot of them said "well you can't convict me, I wasn't the one giving the orders"
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's Wesker at home
 GasCityGaming: Kingdom Hearts crossover?
 Omthebox: Some guy named Jeff, he just has some nukes.
 shendaras: How did he get there by car before the helicopter?
 betweenmyself: Alfred Bepis 
duiker6: @shendaras the car was cooler
ZeroskieS: go videogame mr gamer
ZeroskieS: collect the things
 MacbethSeemsSus: @shendaras The power of Porsche
 Mister_BlueSky: Because videogames.
 rosesmcgee: What if some kid found it?
  Juliamon: murder oura
0x6772: "We thought this bomb was important enough to set it, but also let's gamify being able to set it off!"
 Rhynerd: Oh, somebody was playing Mercenaries mode here.
 VrolikSyndrome: Yeah it issssss
 e_bloc: they were planning a scavanger hunt before this happened
 xantos69: Can you imagine when Apple watches will be able to know when you off a zombie?
BrindleBoar: tutorial over
duiker6: yes
 Stripe_dog: Its two games in one!
 DoctorHutch: i miss gravelly voice guy calling me stranger
 Saintnex: hahaha what a completely different game lol
 n3ther: it's not a long game iirc
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's very Act based
Bowerbird7: Now the game truly begins...
ActualFactual: I think you have entered what critics have called the "fuckass back half" of the game
 RatherLargeToad: hiding time is over
Bruceski: That's kinda the halfway point.
 terribleplan: Did they just glue two half games together?
 Vinewood_OG: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleLazySrirachaShadyLulu-4CUHex0STkyrL2AW
 fcloud: the real dark souls begins here
duiker6: congrats on reaching room 46
 BusTed: melee buiiillddd
 MacbethSeemsSus: @ActualFactual Yeah this part drags unfortunately
Pal_Friendpatine: Did we just Watch & Play? Game decides to be something different half way through?
 Seth_Erickson: I still think the Baron is my favorite shopkeeper in the RE series
ghyllnox: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh nooooo
 Stripe_dog: This is the beginning of the middle third.
 iconicshadow89: this is the quality I expect from quadtriple A game
 Saintnex: or that the game is taking too long lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: @ghyllnox It's not the end thankfully
 xantos69: Somebody clip that.  It will make the highlight reel very good.
 e_bloc: I give ben about 5 minutes
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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 DaFhaye: I give him 10 min
 Nigouki: the axe upgrades should be Leon getting more and more ridiculous animations with it
 rosesmcgee: Some kind of VR Hydra?
ZeroskieS: what about a quintuple A game?
 fcloud: oh baby the triple
 MacbethSeemsSus: 9D gaming?
 betweenmyself: VR… but cubed
 adept_nekomancer: Yeah, why stop at 4?  We could have like 7 A's
EvilBadman: Vrvrvr or vvvrrr?
duiker6: protip: shoot the head, not the ear
Bowerbird7: Imhotep...
 BusTed: that zombie's got a melee build
0x6772: But. Ben! The axe!
 Orlantia: Only Adam is allowed to exclaim "This game SUCKS!" that's his thing
 ButterBall000: These are T-Virus Zombies, yeah?
 e_bloc: me at a gay bar
 MacbethSeemsSus: ?
 CaptainSpam: Aw, geez.  We went and nuked Raccoon City and it didn't even help.  Geez.
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben too strong
 Saintnex: Ben just breakin everything lol
 Nigouki: i thought that pipe noise was in game but it was mic arm?
 e_bloc: ben cameroning out here
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do you have a small child to throw at the zombies
Vonbane: now i get why the sniper rifle is not used as a close range weapon
Bowerbird7: they all like to bite in the exact same spot
 7gorobei: Ben appears to be weak to command grab
 fcloud: the melee attack is the teabag of the soul
 Saintnex: just casually reload- I mean sharpening the axe
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 Orlantia: I can't believe you need to reload your axe
 rosesmcgee: but think of all the ammo you conserved
 xantos69: @Bowerbird7 The 20th one will just get a mouthful of scar tissue.
 BusTed: Now use your wirebugs to traverse to the next area
 GhostValv: look... it's a work in progress
 Omthebox: We scale at 50 min
 Mister_BlueSky: Yeah, but infinite ammo? Hmm?
 betweenmyself: Ben just emulating his hero, Leon Scott Kennedy…  Dropped the ball by not throwing out a quip after killing the mic stand tho 
 DaFhaye: Maybe if Leon actually used the Axe and not try to be super martial arts
BrindleBoar: shorp
 BusTed: late game build
 Kramburger: Imagine getting build judged by Whip Build Savidan
ghyllnox: 
duiker6: what if grenade x grenade
 xantos69: hold on... what if we had... a THIRD grenade?
 e_bloc: genious
 BusTed: That was a real thing
 fcloud: the world's first quadtriple grenade
 e_bloc: why dont we make the gun out of grenads
Bowerbird7: I have a grenade, I have a pen. Boom, Hand Grenade Pen.
BrindleBoar: if you attach a yellow grenade you do more explosive damage for the rest of the game
 DoctorHutch: Thats a great way to end up with a high velocity grenade going in a random direction
 rosesmcgee: This is going to pay dividends
 xantos69: Who needs ammo when you have this sweet kitana? (Axe)
 MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if you can invest your zombie bucks
 fcloud: @e_bloc a grenade is a gun, when you think about it
0x6772: I mean, with the melee build, don't those guns take a lot of space in the inventory? Surely: shove those in the box!
ghyllnox: If it's steel, 20 years isn't gonna do a lot
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 James_the_Dabbler: When did this become Twilight Princess
duiker6: perfectly timed
 fcloud: now only takes 11 attacks per trash mob
 Omthebox: RKO outa nowhere
 xantos69: And there is the clip to open the highlight reel
Bowerbird7: I was waiting for that
 e_bloc: !clip
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Where'd you leave the monkey paw Ben
duiker6: that might explain why there's no sense of right and wrong
 betweenmyself: Leon “Melee Build” Kennedy
BrindleBoar: rebar bat'd
ghyllnox: -ded-
 GasCityGaming: That guy also had melee build to be fair.
0x6772: Less gun, more axe!
EvilBadman: L1
 xantos69: Can you imagine if that little dude with the hat just shows up and yells "Mr. Kennedy".
 Mister_BlueSky: IIRC, it was R1? I've slept since then.
 betweenmyself: @xantos69 Salazar 
EvilBadman: R1 is heal
 MacbethSeemsSus: Clip it for next week
 Kramburger: LIAR
 rosesmcgee: "I make relevant observations"
 NotCainNorAbel: should we pull the tapes?
BrindleBoar: Ben just wants you to be proud, Adam
Vonbane: ben don't complain, he bitches  lol
 spethycakes: Ben would NEVER complain
 rosesmcgee: Some would call him insightful
 e_bloc: smash cut to recent complaints
EvilBadman: Or I swapp d them 
 n3ther: choices are final and irreversible just like irl
 MacbethSeemsSus: "reload"
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: monster hunter
BrindleBoar: yeah monhun
 Omthebox: It kinda is
 DaFhaye: Shoots someone 5 times then hits them with axe. "Look how good this axe is"
 Mister_BlueSky: Parrying can hurt it pretty quick.
duiker6: monhun started with the spider, yeah
BrindleBoar: true or false: monster hunter has hammers that you sharpen
 xantos69: I think it is just the "Reload" for the melee weapon to try and make you waste a little time at a critical moment.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @BrindleBoar and flutes!
itira: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: parrying will be useful later on
 betweenmyself: it’s not Monster Hunter until we meet up with our Palico 
 Omthebox: She collidd with the darkness
BrindleBoar: @betweenmyself resident evil with palicos would slap, send tweet
 Athelgar: ohh neat, a horn
duiker6: @betweenmyself our palico? you mean grace?
 rosesmcgee: Leon Is Legend
 GasCityGaming: I am legend this thing
 e_bloc: the zombies unionized
DrasonSpike: Zombies calling humas Smoothies* is pretty good
 fcloud: then its just fallout
 Saintnex: Costco on Sunday?? that sounds miserable
 MacbethSeemsSus: You see, it turns out the humans were the real monsters the whole....
 James_the_Dabbler: @Saintnex It makes them feel alive...
DrasonSpike: @e_bloc I think thats called a *Legion*
 MacbethSeemsSus: 4
BrindleBoar: yeah Moushley
 Seth_Erickson: that's 4
 Seth_Erickson: mousley yeah
0x6772: In which part of the HVAC system… well, okay, never mind.
 Seth_Erickson: There was also really Big Baby
 Seth_Erickson: that boss was cool
 DaFhaye: The big fish
 betweenmyself: Village is a fish guy yelling “I’M THE BEST”
LaskoReadsComics: 8 felt very inspired by Universal Monsters
 shendaras: 
 n3ther: Clap
 lamina5432: GGs
 VrolikSyndrome: That's me I'm the gamer referenced.
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 e_bloc: game real good
 Vinewood_OG: The BOOOOth
 spethycakes:  GGs
 lamina5432: aren't you at a con adam?
 30teracyte: new dark pictures game?
 Barb4rian: Solitare!
 Saintnex: forbidden Solitaire?
Vonbane: solitaire
 e_bloc: solitaire
 Omthebox: You'll workshop it
 n3ther: oh ya new dark pictures
 NoxStryx: Gone Fishing
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've heard it's....a game
 Seth_Erickson: lethal got an update as well
 BusTed: See you soon!
 korvys: Did Ben just announce a subathon we didn't know about?
 Nigouki: two months for sub-a-thon!? D:
 lamina5432: I hope it lasts games good
  Juliamon: you heard nothing chat
 Omthebox: ok
 DaFhaye: Isn't next magiccon in two months?
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 nimbus_machine: o/
 betweenmyself: 
 shendaras: Have a safe trip. Good luck!
 lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream 
 Nigouki: @Juliamon well it is kinda expected around summer-ish given you can't be fall due to moved-up DB
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: waiting for post-modern
 e_bloc: lol
 Kramburger: Ben.
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vinewood_OG: "What kind of pie?"
 lochnessseammonster: 
  Juliamon: 
 Saintnex: oh Ben
 Omthebox: Goodnight Ben
 lamina5432: bens had a long day
ghyllnox: Nini Ben o/
itira: go to bed Ben
 n3ther: ben get some rest!
 e_bloc:   
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 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Omthebox: I am not a rat. I'm a box
 shendaras: 
 spethycakes: Thanks for stream! 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Stripe_dog: o/
 nimbus_machine: 
itira: ok bye
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 Vinewood_OG: Byeeee 
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 DaFhaye: bye bye
 e_bloc:    thank you for the stream
 Vinewood_OG: Bring it.
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DaFhaye: Bet
 xantos69: I'll miss LRR
ghyllnox: 
 Omthebox: He's shot me post stream before. There's precedent
 terribleplan: Nooo
 lamina5432: I bet they wouldn't
 DaFhaye: We are strong together
 lochnessseammonster: night gamers 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Graham feels a terrible shiver run through him
 spethycakes: Would that be what gets Adam fired?
 DaFhaye: Well I may be strong. But also tired
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