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BraveOthello I'mma blame it on the discord 
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PorpoisesUnknown: that's totally Ian
Foxmar320: oh no
constablecrab: Am LRR okay?
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wedge_x: that's it that's the tweet
TXC2:
constablecrab never
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IAN sure is a human I believe 
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yall are so dang loved!!! 
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BrowneePointz: I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of Fleem Fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I think something Marvel has happened
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the only 2 outcomes: Win or Draw 
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ArdCollider:
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BrowneePointz: speaking of Spider-man
munocard: For All Mankind AKA (If someone shot someone else on the moon, that'd be fucked up)
raulghoulia: bob, your uncle
Creideiki_SE: What about bits?
TXC2: they make new Bobs anymore
Voidhawk42: But do the Bobs know you?
Mangledpixel: Assemble the Old Bobs!
PorpoisesUnknown: "All the Old Bobs" secret lair when???
Creideiki_SE: Bits and/or Bobs.
BrowneePointz: Bob Confidant
Vinewood_OG: Bob bob bob Bobaram
Wolfstrike_NL: Pretty soon real spider-men meme in Arena
munocard: Beast of Burden is a BOB
Aitsu111: Bob lin Guide
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BrowneePointz: I’m excited to beat ass with actual Doctor Doom in Arena soon Graham
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TXC2: yes, soon there will be much Doom tooting
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jacqui_lantern234: chat im excited for tomorrow! im volunteering for Anime North again after missing a year due to recovering from my rib surgery and i cant wait to see all my friends
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 good luck
Salvulant: @jacqui_lantern234 Hope you have a fun time!
Vinewood_OG:
BrowneePointz: The licensing came to an agreement!
Willowbird2005: grahm who’s your fav bant commander
Aitsu111: All the complaints worked
raulghoulia: no omenpaths?
TXC2: AKA Marvel Snap shit the bed
Willowbird2005: yay
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 luck? i wont need luck! i need many hugs and many spreadsheets
munocard: the check cleared
PorpoisesUnknown: VENOM IS COMING?!?!?
dolphgrim: rip, Fleem. 😭
BrowneePointz: (folks think it may have been Disney digging in their heels)
idontgetmyrealname: RIP Fleem, too good for this world
munocard: Omenpaths will be converted to Card Styles
Strebenherz: Can we get fleem afterwards if we don't have fleem already?
Mangledpixel: I bet that felt super weird for the designers who worked on the Omenpaths versions
PorpoisesUnknown: Fleem will likely come in a new set. I have faith
raulghoulia: Fleem better be in the next Avengers movie or I'll riot
PorpoisesUnknown: The community loves Fleem too much
TXC2: there is zero chance they don't reuse Fleem
dolphgrim: Fleem is going into the furnace.
Aitsu111: That would be a sick alter
munocard: That would be delightful, but I think DFC card styles are already linked
BrowneePointz: LOL the amazing gf Scott M Fischer Osborne art on front and Fleem on back
djalternative: hi chat
patbaer: thank you
BrowneePointz: af*
TXC2: hello djalternative welcome
Salvulant: oh my go we won!
TheWooglie:
Salvulant: 4-8!
TXC2: silver rank!
Willowbird2005: good job
munocard: RIP Terminus Stone
Decaped: All those very nice spiders
TXC2: IF it was done at all ?
Wolfstrike_NL: oof
XavusGaming: Was it done at all though?
Willowbird2005: was it ever started?
munocard: I imagine Disney doesn't want them to dilute their brand.
PorpoisesUnknown: I would bet it was done
XavusGaming: If so, that does suck hard for the artists
Salvulant: Maybe they put them so we can buy them for gold/gems?
TXC2: the artists would have been paid at least, but yeah
munocard: I have to wonder if there was some contract stipulation with Marvel Snap that delayed things.
djalternative: Unfortunately, some of the very cool omenpaths stuff will be lost. On the other hand, we will no longer need two names for the same functional card in standard
TheOneInquisitor: I guess it does put the kibosh on the idea that Omenpaths was just using binned stuff from other sets though
munocard: I'm in favor of not being split. By that extension, they should get rid of the Alchemy cards.
Diabore: i had a game where i prepared the silvertongue 4 times, and drew 7 lands off sign in blood
TheOneInquisitor: @munocard So true bestie
BrowneePointz: Ye the GENERAL scuttlebutt is that it may have been Disney digging in their heels in(and not Marvel proper) in the first place but regardless I’m very excited to see the characters I enjoy actually making it in now
TheOneInquisitor: Whenever alchemy prints a card that could 100% work in paper i die a little inside also
BrowneePointz: wow I butchered that statement
Voidhawk42: The split was dumbest possible timeline. Having J Jonah Jamerson fight Ulamog is also very stupid however
TXC2: BrowneePointz eh, I got it
djalternative: all of this being said, I do hope we revisit some of the characters and places from omenpaths in their own in-universe sets
Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz It read fine imo, I understood it
BrowneePointz: @txc2 I used 3 ins within 6 words lol
TheMerricat: @Voidhawk42 No stupider than April O'Neill or Momo doing so
PorpoisesUnknown: Math in silver quill?
Akaiatana: I hope WotC makes respectable deals with its union workers like it does with Disney.
BrowneePointz: TRUUUUUU
jacqui_lantern234:
@BrowneePointz man, i wish i could go to 3 inn's in 1 night
nimbus_machine: agree
munocard: They spelled out the numbers
bytecaster: Greetings, chat
Bruceski: I suspect the main issue with Omenpaths was "decisions change slowly." Somebody said no, and at whatever point they decided yes was better it took quite a while for everything to actually get changed beurocratically.
TXC2: hello bytecaster welcome
bytecaster: All those spider places exist now canonically though!
Diabore: would there have been flavour text? spiderman omenpaths didnt have any did it?
bytecaster: They can never unspider the multiverse!°
Voidhawk42: The Omenpaths Spider World was very silly, but still 100 times more interesting than New York
munocard: oof
djalternative: all this just means we need to see Fleem on a second card that we can play in commander. what a shame
munocard: Better!
BrowneePointz: Speaking of I wonder what Fatehold, Theorix, Konstrari, Stingerquill and Vigorbloom are gonna do. also as an aside, Theorix and Stingerquill aren’t very good names lol
TheOneInquisitor: @Voidhawk42 To be fair it was like 50 distinct spider planes
TheOneInquisitor: There was like. Avishkar spiders and shit
Akaiatana: Well-known newspaper comic Ennis the Moderator
TheMerricat: Ennis ... Modern ate
bytecaster: Our essence, scattered
munocard: The way Graham is speaking makes me wonder if he knows something, but he can't talk about.
munocard: LRR has been involved in worldbuilding before, of course.
djalternative: I mean, I know the Arena team would like more flavor text if they can get it
BrowneePointz: Essence Scatter is a counter spell. Essence Scooter is Avishkarian Locomotion
Micalovits: Hello friends!
BrowneePointz: it might in ttrpg writing in some ways
realbadatthis_: o/
TXC2: hello Micalovits welcome
munocard: WotC has a habit of finding homes for art that lost it's original place.
Mangledpixel: I imagine it happens in, like, TTRPG dev
munocard: Probably less-so for writing though
BrowneePointz: @mangledpixel same braincell lol
TheOneInquisitor: @BrowneePointz This reminds me, I wonder when did Kylem go from what we've seen in battlebond to the weird-ass lightcycles they had in Aetherdrift
Mangledpixel: heh
bytecaster: @munocard So many future alchemy cards already have art now
BrowneePointz: yea when the hell did Kylem get Tron cycles
BrowneePointz: give us more Kylem Wizards
TheMerricat: This reminds me of the story that one of the authors of the book about the fall of TSR would tell during talks about how TSR had a conference room piled to the ceiling with new books that needed to be edited that they wanted to push out just before the fall
TXC2: Kylem presumably got the light cycles with the omenpaths
bytecaster: We asked nicely for them to stop, so them killing stuff is extra rude
Salvulant: probably has to do with the print cycles and when they have to commit to it
Micalovits: Just give us more Kylem - especially in the form of Battlebond 2
munocard: @BrowneePointz your questions about light cycles is probably answered by the fact that Neon Dynasty can connect to other planes now.
djalternative: Kylem always had light cycles. We just only ever saw their fighting tournaments, not their racing circuits
BrowneePointz: The Kylem cycles are NOT Kamigawa
BrowneePointz: Kamigawan*
TXC2: like say Kamigawa has them, and the people of Kylem say "I'll take your entire stock"
munocard: Right, but cultures can share technologies
lirazel64: Publishers rarely kill a book they've announced unless there's some sort of scandal.
Akaiatana: Battlebond 2: Kylem with Kindness
Voidhawk42: I really enjoyed the pair of Omenpaths Kylem Wrestling Heels
djalternative: Kylem's the plane of competition. you think they didn't already have racing
raulghoulia: and Fiora!
Salvulant:
My poor Amonkhet 
bytecaster: The Ravnica-Innistrad-Alara grandprix!
munocard: What about Amonkhet? They won the race!
djalternative: Honestly, thanks to Shannan, I want more Fiora
Voidhawk42: @djalternative Yeah, hold on. Why wasn't Aetherdrift on Kylem?? That would have made WAY more sense!
TheMerricat: @lirazel64 Publishers generally want to make back the advance they paid the author
bytecaster: @munocard But at what cost
Spades_Slicc: Build a "New Jersey Turnpike" connecting the multiverse and echoverse
jacqui_lantern234:
honourmancer? what what about the OffHisMancer?!
munocard: @bytecaster Who can say? It wasn't printed on a card.
bytecaster: @munocard Most cards are printed with a cost
TheOneInquisitor: @munocard The mild embarrasment of having won by default after jace stole every other competitor
djalternative: @Voidhawk42 before aetherdrift, it was my pitch for battlebond 2 for years. drivers partnered with their cars made so much sense
BrowneePointz: look I’m very excited for when we go to Muraganda proper Cori. a plane that got bombed back to the Stone Age after an ancient Wizard war blew up the moon? and now the biggest govt is the brutal Saurian Autarchy? Ape Druids? Anti-Magic Mage Hunters? YES PLZ
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 that's the sprit
TheOneInquisitor: @BrowneePointz And the WORLD OOZE
raulghoulia: @djalternative wacky racers
BrowneePointz: And yea Ooze Religion lol
bytecaster: @TheOneInquisitor Woooooze!
Juliamon: the ooooooze
munocard: Yeah, you gotta untap with that guy
bytecaster: Could you imagine if it came in with reanimate?
Diabore: i hold up stand up for yourself
djalternative: all hail the world ooze
munocard: I think the removal makes the most sense
bytecaster: It is important to stand up for yourself
Akaiatana: Let the bodies hit the board.
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BrowneePointz: but yea at least for Amonkhet it was a partnership of “this partnership will bring resources and people and knowledge to our world” and less “they put the Interstate through the Pyramids”
bytecaster: Eh, we still have plenty life to spend!
BrowneePointz: Arcavios has some very handsome Trolls.
munocard: F
Salvulant: Ohhhh we are dead
BrowneePointz: the troll Lady on Necroscribe is VERY pretty
Juliamon: Well! Time to draft!
TheOneInquisitor: That reminds me of the "What an orc boxer is doing at wizard college" "Experiencing microaggresions apparently" post
jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz YOURE very pretty!!!
TXC2: we could MWM if we wanted
BrowneePointz: Sevral Draftsworth sounds like a great D&D character
PhoenixMelior: The heck you say?
BrowneePointz: of the uplands Draftworths
bytecaster: double bear for just 3, what value
Akaiatana: Love a Wrong-bear.
djalternative: I think that bear is the pick
TXC2:
4/4 deathtouche for 3, right side of the card matters not
djalternative: bears are good in this format
jacqui_lantern234: "Topiary Lecturer" sung to the tune of "Alexander Hamilton"
TheOneInquisitor: Yes
djalternative: one's a foil?
bytecaster: double bear, double bear!
Micalovits: Yup, archive + foil
Diabore: foil uncommon, and mystery slot?
BrowneePointz: I found out Play boosters can have like 4 for EoE
TheOneInquisitor: Play boosters just do that
BrowneePointz: and that messed with me
Diabore: what was the archive card???
TXC2:
how about 2 rares instead?
Diabore: ark is insane
Akaiatana: I had a Lorwyn Pre-release with 12 rares. It's just random, now.
Juliamon: That's too much text
bytecaster: Actually every hundreth play booster will take a tiny bit of your soul to add yet another uncommon to the pack, it is well known
Salvulant: That Ark tho
BrowneePointz: Ark is gnarly
djalternative: they first picked the archive card. interesting
jacqui_lantern234:
take Quandrix Charm and honour your favourite chat member! (me)
jamwno: Ark of hunger is cracked
Voidhawk42: I saw Amy Amazonian make a brawl deck around it! It was: not fantastic. Because of brawl mstly.
TheOneInquisitor: Like. One random rarity foil, one random rarity whatever, bonus sheet card, other bonus sheet card, I've seen four rare packs in this format it's fucked
bytecaster: Arc is strong
Micalovits: I played nira once at well... It was fine
TheOneInquisitor: The ark is fucked up
BrowneePointz: Lorehold pumped so much new life into rw in the OG SoS
Voidhawk42: Ark is one of the best cards in the set
bytecaster: The Ark has carried me before
Voidhawk42: !card ark of hunger
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Akaiatana: I love a Bull Cup
Mr_Horrible: ooh, outburst also good, but would put you into a splash
Spades_Slicc: Land
Akaiatana: Bulk Up
Voidhawk42: Repel is excellent
djalternative: bulk up was last pack
Mangledpixel: four candles
bytecaster: Camel Up Dog Box
TheOneInquisitor: Suspend Aggresion is honestly innocuously fucked up
BrowneePointz: Unsubtle Mockery. Also called Colin (yes I know it’s spelled Mochrie)
jacqui_lantern234:
@bytecaster whats Dog Box?
TheOneInquisitor: *great* rare removal spell
Toadkillerfrog:
seems like lorehold is open... 
TXC2: !updog
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Mr_Horrible: now that you mention it, Cori
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: blue whale cottage cheese
Mr_Horrible: it DOES look like Puppet Of The Future
bytecaster: We are being so charming today
djalternative: so lorehold's open
TheOneInquisitor: I mean serra angel is serra angel
Mindfire13: Mono-gold Lorehold seems like an interesting deck
Juliamon: did someone declare Lorehold bad or what
bytecaster: Meow
BrowneePointz: cheeks out Ajani going “mew”
Voidhawk42: Ajani goes: mio
TheOneInquisitor: @Juliamon People on arena tend to avoid lorehold hard because it's a bit less obvious to draft
djalternative: @Juliamon no. lorehold's very good. it's just everyone likes the other big deck more
Spades_Slicc: Maybe huge muscly dudes like going "meu :3c"
emboar2235: ah, lorehold, my worst color combo in this format
BrowneePointz: Jace goes: “angst”
TheOneInquisitor: Really skews lorehold winrates on 17lands and shit because everyone drafting lorehold just gets Everything They Want
Akaiatana: Jace Goes: Away
doubleo21: Now I want to hear Ajani voiced like Garfield
Mindfire13: Jace goes: no
jacqui_lantern234:
gdi G
Mr_Horrible:
Voidhawk42: Jace goes: "I make problems on purpose!"
jacqui_lantern234: @Akaiatana and all rejoiced
EvilBadman: Have PPR guests record clips
TehAmelie: Jace, please pick up the white curtsy phone
SolarBlitz1: Jace goes : No no, THIS change will fix everything
TXC2:
this product might actually sell
Mr_Horrible: when you ult he does the "Nice touch."
BrowneePointz: I would not rejoice if Jace went away
Mindfire13: Removal magnet isn't the worst card
TheOneInquisitor: Man, Mica seems so neat on paper but there's just Not Enough Artifact Stuff in this format.
bytecaster: Imagine being an owlin and getting asigned the hawk noise
Aitsu111: Garruk goes and takes a bath
BrowneePointz: Kaito goes: “I need Healing”
raulghoulia: @bytecaster Serge did that during a FNPF
Mr_Horrible: "now wait just a second"
BrowneePointz: alternatively “Ruyi ga Gekkiken”
jacqui_lantern234:
Vraska goes: "hiss" (probably)
BrowneePointz: Ryuu*
Juliamon: The boys turned them down last night
Mr_Horrible: that might be from LN, yeah
Aitsu111: Grist goes FEEEEEEDDDD MMEEEEE
Wolfstrike_NL: Snitches
jacqui_lantern234:
Cori, no cranking on stream, thats TOS (im so sorry)
TomatoKigu:
The bright lights weren't spoopy enough for let's nope. 
dolphgrim: @Juliamon We were vibing. 🥺
BrowneePointz: Wrenn goes: “Fuel by Metallica plays”
Mindfire13: I love Lorehold Mono-Gold!
Voidhawk42: You're both so charming!
TheOneInquisitor: A second pursue the past...
Theycallmejokke: They'll never see it coming
EvilBadman: Bulk up mayhaps?
Mr_Horrible: interjection always solid
bytecaster: bull cup + dog box = profit is what I heard in chat before
brainbosh: I just got destroyed by someone with that spirit mascot and an ark of hunger
Voidhawk42: NEED land
Akaiatana: Red/white overrun for 6. Fine
TheOneInquisitor: Thraben Inspector good card
Voidhawk42: You have so much gold
TehAmelie: Owl: "you gave me a hawk sound. what do you have to say for yourself?" programmer: "if you don't like it i can make it a duck"
munocard: Do what to my gays?
Mindfire13: I hope you open that red mana rock in pack 3
djalternative: let's pick 3 more spirit mascots for the playset
Mr_Horrible: be sure to avert your gays so they're ready for June
jacqui_lantern234:
but i dont wanna avert my gays!!!
jacqui_lantern234: i love my gays!
Akaiatana: Whale Played
CaptainSpam:
Spectacular Skywhale... that's the next Ubuntu release, right?
bytecaster: Divert your gays!
TXC2: Stare into your gays, look deeply upon them, and see yourself reflected within
TheOneInquisitor: Dawning Archaic Lorehold was one of the more fun decks I had so far but is it a pack 3 pivot idt so
Mr_Horrible: considering you *don't* keep your instants and sorceries in the yard...
djalternative: yeah. it's very much not for exactly lorehold
bytecaster: The scrollsmith is messed up, I looped that one before with the one mana flicker to drain people with the box
Mindfire13: I love when gold sets do neat things with hybrid mana.
Invitare: but casting a 10 mana creature WOULD be the moral victory
Mr_Horrible: scrollsmith also just a 3/2 first strike for 3
BrowneePointz: So while they said they’re not gonna be the main focus of Reality Fracture, I DO wonder how the Hexhaven schools Fatehold Theorix Konstrari Stingerquill and Vigorbloom are gonna play compared to their Strix counterparts
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 i already do this, also i tend to fall in love with my gays if theyre women or femmes
Mr_Horrible: which is extremely rude in limited
Akaiatana: Riding one of those watcha-columns
Diabore: i had someone flash back the converge discard spell with archaic, it did not go like i htink they thought it would
Juliamon: Rude pack
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 yes, I tend to do the same, sadly I am a man
bondeulv: interceptor is strong
Mr_Horrible: real "Frog blast the vent core" sentence there
bytecaster: I am always saying that! Skycoach is a pilgrims eye
bondeulv: it's like a thraben inspector
TheOneInquisitor: Interceptor is probably like the best w common
Micalovits: More charms!
Mangledpixel: isn't it ionic, don't you think
BrowneePointz: Skycoach is a Pilgrim’s Eye sounds like an Actication Phrase
munocard: Wilt could wheel I guess?
Theycallmejokke: We could have had the full play set
BrowneePointz: Activation*
jacqui_lantern234:
@BrowneePointz it activates Adam Savidan
Mindfire13: But what if you did...
Akaiatana: We'd be putting the Loss in colossus.
Mr_Horrible: debater and firedancer are both fine, but unexciting
Voidhawk42: Firedancer is atleast cheap
Mr_Horrible: ooh, research
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun oh right, big news, you can change the card on the deckbox during draft now, game changing
sirtintly: tackle over ember is best
bytecaster: I wonder what it took to establish a tackle arts program at Strixhaven.
munocard: oh heck yes
Voidhawk42: land love lands
bytecaster: It not perfect system
XavusGaming: lies!
Mr_Horrible:
they're still working on saving that change, apparently 
bytecaster: Triggers box
TheOneInquisitor: Gee graham how come your pod lets you have TWO serra angels
BrowneePointz: THREE
TXC2: I'm still shocked that LRR hasn't found out you can edit the deck name text to include colours
munocard: so many pasts
BrowneePointz: dang this pod was open for lorehold
sirtintly:
which past do you pursue
bytecaster: We are already compleat!
bondeulv: I'd cut a tackle artist
munocard: ham!
MikeProvencher: @bytecaster Weirdly it started as "Tickle Arts" but miscomunications happened so often it just evolved into a real thing.
munocard:
bytecaster: All charmed up
BrowneePointz: Wilton, the Heat
Mindfire13: Archaic is probably effectively a 4 drop. Maybe 3 if your mana is weird
bytecaster: Mono charms?
munocard: wow, mised into an on-color land
Juliamon: Last pick a relevant land
TheOneInquisitor: This pod was so weird, nobody in lorehold nobody in witherbloom? Was everyone just forcing soup?
FlargBlarg: @BrowneePointz this is thte scrapped OM2 Human Torch
bytecaster: @TheOneInquisitor Soup is good though, tasty
Bruceski: Lorehold tends to be skipped by the 5-color soup decks. Surprised about witherbloom though.
Diabore: hate me if you want, its one of the lorehold charms
BrowneePointz: seems like folks are trying to pull the Strixhaven Temur special
Diabore: i dont like mica, we have no way to get useless artifacts
Mindfire13: I'd move the Magmablood Archaic to 4-drops. You won't cast it for 6 white mana
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor that or forcing prismari thinking it's good in standard, it must be good here
munocard: Are there any relevant lands to shut off in the format?
BrowneePointz: Biblioplex
bisaflau: there is one that turns into a wizard
BrowneePointz: and that’s about it
TheOneInquisitor: @munocard you can kill duals in the soup matchup i guess
Diabore: surveil lands
bondeulv: there's one the prepares a creature?
BrowneePointz: oh ye the prepare land
bytecaster: Did you know that room can turn into a wizard, neat, huh
TheOneInquisitor: idt ive seen anyone run the prepare land yet
bytecaster: mystery
SolarBlitz1: A different Graham takes his place
n3ther: a better or worse man?
EvilBadman: in 45minutes, we will watch 60 minutes
dolphgrim: Graham comes back wearing all white...
TehAmelie: "if i'm not back in 30 minutes, wait another 15 minutes"
jacqui_lantern234: throws down chicken: "behold, a changed man"
BrowneePointz: Changed Man, C Hanged Man. oh god Graham is becoming a tarot card!
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 a cooked chicken
Micalovits: They sure did
Mr_Horrible: getting hopesinger started seems good
Mr_Horrible: since that card's disgusting
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 dang, ive been 1-up'd. no longer funny
Mindfire13: Graham just walk in in 30 minutes eating as rotisserie chicken, saying "Behold, a changed man!"
jacqui_lantern234:
pingu voice: "2 2!"
Spades_Slicc: Cori thats bit infringment
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 yes, I feast on your humour like a warrior eating a heart
TheOneInquisitor: I think the only prepared instant is the U blink
Theycallmejokke: take 9 no fear
Mr_Horrible: honestly just eating 9 seems fine
Diabore: @TheOneInquisitor theres brainstorm too
Micalovits: @TheOneInquisitor The U giving flying is also
Diabore: recall
Micalovits: Plenty of instants
Diabore: bolt, swords
Mr_Horrible: past also gets mascot to 3/3
BrowneePointz: @micalovits jump
Mindfire13: Two Lorehold decks are fighting in the Quandrix room.
BrowneePointz: ooo Matthew Perry?
bytecaster: Winning, in our lane, moisturized, digging up graves
Micalovits: Sooo uuhh, you have some removal on the top?
Mr_Horrible: Silverquill, The Annoying One
bytecaster: You could tell me Silverquill was in one of the Capenna commander decks that focuses on Casualty, I would believe you.
Mindfire13: @bytecaster I mean, Silverquill is pretty similar to Anhelo, so that wouldn't really work
bondeulv: how many cards trigger hopesinger in this deck?
BrowneePointz: Silverquill is less flashy but probably stronger than the rest of the cycle. (sans Prismari. he’s nuts)
bytecaster: None of our myriad charms do
bondeulv: I saw you cut a pump spell during deck construction
TXC2: Silverquill: the 4 drop one, so he actually gets played
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz witherbloom is extremely funny with sprout swarm and wurmcalling
bytecaster: Hey, more land!
Mr_Horrible: violent
TheOneInquisitor: Double path to exile
TheOneInquisitor: *ow*
TXC2: grody
Mindfire13: C'mon collossus
bytecaster: We are getting Silverquilled right in the face
bytecaster: Little late on the dog box
BrowneePointz: our OP is being a real Sha-drix about things
TheOneInquisitor: Well, the ark does gain life
Akaiatana: Frodo voice, to Ark: "You're Late!"
Mr_Horrible: anything we can charm outta the yard?
bytecaster: If only Silverquill was an artifact
TheOneInquisitor: @Akaiatana A box is never late nor early it arrives precisely when it means to
munocard: Silverquill definitely best Serra Angel
TXC2:
munocard oh Gods it is
bytecaster: Maybe they have some more Paths to exiles
dolphgrim: "you want us to show em da rope, boss?'
bondeulv: wilt
bytecaster: I love molten the other one!
Mr_Horrible: molten note
TXC2: dolphgrim "not this time, just get fluffy handcuffs"
bisaflau: oh we can trade with silverquill
Micalovits: F
Mr_Horrible: wait why'd we not get the mascot back with that?
munocard: moo
Mr_Horrible: if the trade was gonna happen either way
FlargBlarg: @Mr_Horrible could have, yeah
Micalovits: Reading takes time
Mr_Horrible: fair enough
NornsFelidar:
hey Graham! any word on who’s coming over for Amsterdam? and any plans to catch paupergeddon or team limited in Brussels as well?
munocard: no probalo
Mr_Horrible: ah, well that's that
BrowneePointz: game hard
TheOneInquisitor: The more you knpw
Micalovits: Its called baiting engagement, and was totally on purpose /s
munocard: Good thing we don't keep a punt counter around here
Mr_Horrible: them archaic's got a lotta words, in fairness
bytecaster: You are just modelling proper Magic player behavior for us
Akaiatana: The red card explains the card.
bytecaster: Dog box?
munocard: somehow we're still alive!
bytecaster: Nice, we can sac the dog box with him!
Micalovits: Drawing a card
bytecaster: Dog box
Mr_Horrible: we're already drawing a card, from the dog box mill
TheOneInquisitor: A card and a life is always good
Mr_Horrible: but we also get another life
BrowneePointz: oh snap we can dog box the Caster Card
Mr_Horrible: which is pretty important
Garbage_Collectr: stonks
Mindfire13: Lore-Holding on, even
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Huevos Grande
munocard:
Dog Box: Not to be confused with Chewy.com
Mr_Horrible: "It really ties the room together"
BrindleBoar: It's a box! For dogs!
BrowneePointz: I love that it’s just The Ark of the Covenant and it just works
Akaiatana: Gain life STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOME
EvilBadman: Them being on one swamp is itching to get blasted
TheOneInquisitor: A boxful of dog
devqn413: more like BARK of hunger
bondeulv: @EvilBadman nonbasic?
EvilBadman: oh right
bytecaster: Dusk speaker heals
TXC2: is there a Dog Box Deluxe?
BrowneePointz: we double dog with Dust
bytecaster: You wouldn't copy a spell (at the cost of dog box)
TheOneInquisitor: Copying a spell at the cost of dog box doesnt seem worth it
bisaflau: to copy a spell we would need to be alive
Akaiatana: Oh my dogbox
BrindleBoar: betrayed by dogbox
bytecaster: The dog box giveth and the dog box taketh away
TXC2: "you wouldn't download a spell?"
Mr_Horrible: damb
bytecaster: We are dead here, dog box hath forsaketh us
munocard: maybe opponent doesn't see it
BrowneePointz: we were so close to stabilizing Q.Q
theamc2000: maybe they don’t see it
bytecaster: They saw the line
TehAmelie: dog box tried its best
TXC2:
dog box turns out to be no cat oven
BrowneePointz: Owen One
bytecaster: Dog box will return
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Cori.
TehAmelie: laterz
nimbus_machine: oh my god, chair ATE graham!!!
KaleidoscopeMind: how do you know it was the chair and not the microphone that ate Graham?
Azralorne: And then there was a cori
nimbus_machine: true. i need to reasses my possible chairphobia
munocard: Cori, what are your thoughts on your recent banning in Pioneer?
munocard: yep
TehAmelie: how dare they
munocard: we have the dog box though, we're in a good spot
munocard: Dilt Bifferent
theamc2000: Cori what is your next card?
TehAmelie: they just can't be balanced, i get it
munocard: let's tap the dog
djalternative: yeah Cori. when's your new card album coming out?
munocard: yes
munocard: tap box, play land
FlargBlarg: you can dog box the land
Flyingdelorion: Cori don't forget the dog box activation!
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jacqui_lantern234:
3 big 5 cori
munocard: seems good to me!
Micalovits: Cori to stronk
theamc2000: it has a mountain
munocard: I don't actually know...
EvilBadman:
You tell us
munocard: hopefully not
Aitsu111: I missed the question
jacqui_lantern234:
i mean, it IS your monastery
djalternative: no?
djalternative: I don't think so
petey_vonwho: It's your monastery, shouldn't you know?
munocard: Is Skullcrusher Mountain Monastery all dudes?
EvilBadman: @munocard No, wolves.
munocard: lol
Micalovits: But could be only dude wolves
djalternative: at the very least, Narset is part of the jeskai
EvilBadman: Fiiiine
Aitsu111: I believe there are still giant mantises so it's got big bugs there
Micalovits: Probably Arena
munocard: arena eepy
Jundinator: Hi chat
bytecaster: Arena needs nap
Jundinator: We alchemy drafting?
Garbage_Collectr: if it takes me longer than 30seconds i cancel and requeue
petey_vonwho: Cancel and retry
Aitsu111: Too much skill arena can't find a worthy opp
bytecaster: Opponents are afeared
Garbage_Collectr: it doesnt
Jundinator: Maybe we need to rank higher? Gotta get LRRMTG to Mythic
jacqui_lantern234:
apparently not well
TehAmelie:
maybe your opponent is Graham 
Jundinator: Where is Graham?
munocard: He stepped away for a bit
TehAmelie: cause he's having a meeting
bytecaster: Graham is becoming a changed man
KaleidoscopeMind: the chair and/or mic ate him
djalternative: man. twitch does not like my isp today
Jundinator: Someone really should grind the account up to mythic
Garbage_Collectr: if it takes longer than like 2 minutes you will probably never match
emilevitt: arena server run on toothpicks and waterwheels
emilevitt:
idontgetmyrealname: Graham is right there in all his typical blueness
Jundinator:
KaleidoscopeMind: you're legally allowed to leave the class because the prof didn't show up
Jundinator:
No
bytecaster: Rude
Garbage_Collectr: canceling and requeueing also limits your matching with people at different ranks
djalternative: I have. it's public on the discord cori
bytecaster: 11 seconds and a keep
djalternative: you asked for that public pitch folder yourself
Jundinator: Silverquill does
Akaiatana: Lorehold needs to go past.
Jundinator: Oh boy aggro
munocard: ruh roh
munocard: bad dorfs
Jundinator: !scoop
Jundinator: Whoops
Jundinator: I keep forgetting LRRBOT isn't MTGBOT
munocard: booooooo
munocard: Mascot could save us
Jundinator: Opponent got aggro deck
djalternative: chat, just because twitch has been weird on my end, you can see me, right?
munocard: Mascot can block, and then Lorehold Charm can get it back
TheWooglie: @djalternative yes
Jundinator:
@djalternative No
Jundinator: @TheWooglie The correct answer is no
bytecaster: Gotta stop them from linking life early
djalternative: I couldn't see you. that was the problem. thought it was a little quiet
Micalovits: Yup
bytecaster: Yes
bytecaster: My calamity, repelled
munocard: now we just gotta stabilize
munocard: Where's the dog box when you need it
Mr_Horrible: 4/4 reach seems not bad
munocard: ouch
munocard: Mascot before glider, I think
idontgetmyrealname: when dogbox isn't on screen people should be asking, where is dogbox?
Jundinator: Where are the sick alchemy cards
munocard: oh poop
Diabore: eh, ral is largely irrelevant right now
munocard: Mascot followed by Glider seems good
Mr_Horrible: mascot + glider makes a decent board
Jundinator: Planeswalkers are never irrelevant
Diabore: i think we have lethal with double charm
idontgetmyrealname: @Jundinator there are sick alchemy cards?
Jundinator: @idontgetmyrealname They dropped yesterday
Diabore: with archaic each charm is +3/1 and trample
munocard: Lorehold charm looking real good right now
idontgetmyrealname: @Jundinator I stand by my question
FlargBlarg: math is for blockers
FlargBlarg: beep beep
Jundinator: FLUNGE
Diabore: its +6/2 and trample to the team, at least
Mr_Horrible: each charm also gives +2/+0 to the team
Mr_Horrible: cuz archaic
Micalovits: Oh right, eeewww
munocard: Yeah, this is silly good
Mr_Horrible: !card tackle artist
LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
Mr_Horrible:
and then do it again
Mr_Horrible: filth
munocard: yep
Diabore: yeah
munocard: -20
Garbage_Collectr: it do be like that
Mr_Horrible: red archaic quite dangerous in limited
Diabore: all the archaics are kill on sight for that reason
idontgetmyrealname: graham walks awaya nd Cori wins out and starts a stream
FlargBlarg: lorehold charm and magmablood is just nutty
Desruprot: thats a lot of damage
idontgetmyrealname: draft* not stream
FlargBlarg: what a combo
frnknstn: they exploded
munocard: Who needs to worry about Ral Zarek when you got two Lorehold Charms?
Garbage_Collectr: i thought the archaic would be killed instantly
Desruprot: that Archaic is strong, all the rare+ ones are
munocard: Yeah, but making that thing a 7/7 is NUTTY
Diabore: i block, quandrix wants mana
Micalovits: G missed us swinging for like 40 trample
munocard: Welcome back G
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI AGAIN G
Mr_Horrible: ah perfect timing, Graham
Diabore: graham watch that clip ^
djalternative: oh good. graham escaped the fae
TehAmelie: Cori is everybody? wait, who am i?
Thadrin46: A wild graham appeared
munocard: Definitely Archaic this turn
djalternative: did you bring enough for the class, graham?
Mr_Horrible: the Math Moose
Foxmar320: Did you pick up my order Graham?
Garbage_Collectr: blow up their land lol
munocard: oh hell yeah
TheOneInquisitor: Land Destruction Ho
BrowneePointz: for some reason reading “Graham escaped the fae” has made me want to see G and the Souls fan LRR members do a Daggerheart campaign in the Age of Umbra or Dark Heart of Andaloria settings
Mr_Horrible: Twose
munocard: rude
munocard: BOX!
TheOneInquisitor: That's more meese than is reasonable
munocard: Box hope to mill a land?
TehAmelie: one moose is always too much meese
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Mr_Horrible: box first
Garbage_Collectr: dog first for surveil?
Diabore: mill first
TehAmelie:
?
Foxmar320: Dog bottom or wait wrong callouts
munocard: Dog bottom if in the Leviathan raid
BalthusHomewood: Ruff call
Mr_Horrible: ah, well, lovely
munocard: @Foxmar320 beat me to it
Diabore: we're still dead which sucks
Foxmar320: @munocard Hive mind
BalthusHomewood: *perks up, listening*
BrowneePointz: I still need to play the Star Wars expansion
TheOneInquisitor: We're technically Alive at 2
KaleidoscopeMind: "no my left"
Foxmar320: I don't remember any other callouts.
munocard: @BrowneePointz You don't really have to
BrowneePointz: @munocard I already own it
munocard: time is precious
TheOneInquisitor: Interesting
Foxmar320: @BrowneePointz It was fine. Not worth reinstalling for really.
TheOneInquisitor: Oh and the Serra angel drains for 2 more
munocard: Glider also triggers box
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munocard: Pursue also still gives everything +2/+0
TheOneInquisitor: It's fine it doesn't have trample
BrowneePointz: I wonder what sound a sun bear actually makes
Wolfstrike_NL:
Cori hit someone real hard 
pleonasticTautology: it's the letter of acceptance
pleonasticTautology: !card letter of acceptance
LRRbot: Letter of Acceptance [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
pleonasticTautology: also
Mr_Horrible: archaic and artist on the moose I think, yeah
pleonasticTautology:
didja get that thing i sencha 
100
munocard: Research?
TheOneInquisitor: They left the vigilance creature alive, gaming
TehAmelie: @BrowneePointz maybe it sounds like "no i'm real, i'm not a person in a bear costume"
Diabore: nope
Mr_Horrible: no, archaic is 6
Diabore: 6
munocard: 6
Mr_Horrible: sadly
Micalovits: Its 6
TheOneInquisitor: The archaic is 6
Mr_Horrible: we can mica and pursue
BrowneePointz: we can mica pursue
Mr_Horrible: which will gain 3 more life
Diabore: micah and pursue?
Garbage_Collectr: pursue the past with dogbox is gain 3
TheOneInquisitor: Mica and pursue sounds good
TheMerricat: !card pursue the past
LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
munocard: Mica pursue seems good
munocard: pursue will also trigger box for a 3rd life
Diabore: box is dumb
Mr_Horrible: !card reader of ruins
LRRbot: Mica, Reader of Ruins [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Ward—Pay 3 life. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
TheOneInquisitor: We have stabilised incredibly well
munocard: does it reach? if no, we're fine
TheOneInquisitor: Dog box is truly an unreasonable card
FlargBlarg: oh you win, nice
TheMerricat: !card manawordm
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: take 4
munocard: Block with mica.
TheMerricat: !card manaworm
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mr_Horrible: I like the double-block, personally
Diabore: dustspeaker is lethal
TheOneInquisitor: Yep that's lethal
Diabore: counter on stoneglider
idontgetmyrealname: we win
BrowneePointz: ooo speaker is lethal
munocard: Double charm is lethal
Mr_Horrible: they don't have reach
Persephonehime95: double charm and swing in the air
Garbage_Collectr: reserach the artist and then charm team?
FlargBlarg: @Diabore pursue and lorehold was too, lots of lines get there
munocard: ground creature no block fly
Mr_Horrible: and go to 5 casting the charm
JeremyDevoid: You have flying they do not have reach
Mr_Horrible: just cast the charm from the yard and you're good
Garbage_Collectr: yeah double charm does it
brainbosh: so much more than lethal ye
Mr_Horrible: we love dog box
Garbage_Collectr: ark is op
BrowneePointz: the 3rd mode is mini overrun
munocard: Lorehold Charm is bonkers with a boardstate
munocard: Giving toughness is kinda huge
TheOneInquisitor: Think of the feng shuu
Mr_Horrible: "Hey kid you wanna draw a card and drain for one?"
bbblehh: just tuned in glad to see lorehold charm doing work??? i remember seeing it during spoiler season and thinking "wow that seems really good"
BrowneePointz: I think Ark is getting fringe standard play atm right?
Garbage_Collectr: meanwhile black paradigm is 5 mana sign in blood
Mr_Horrible: @Garbage_Collectr to be fair I don't mind a down payment on double phyrexian arena I can turn off
munocard: Never didn't have it
Mr_Horrible: but also yeah it's very silly compared to the other paradigms
pleonasticTautology: okay, you got the thing i sencha
Garbage_Collectr: yeah, it isn't bad in a vacuum, but compared to the other colors they could have left the life drain off lol
TheMerricat: You can't speak of those things Graham, the world is listening.
TheOneInquisitor: @Garbage_Collectr Is black allowed to have raw cards without pinging yourself?
munocard: that little ox is gonna go all the way
Akaiatana: Stop signs are usually red AND white.
Persephonehime95: tackle artist?
Mr_Horrible: @TheOneInquisitor usually some cost involved, either life or some kind of permanent
Garbage_Collectr: @TheOneInquisitor no, event the color shifted ancestral recall pings for 3. But it would have been nice
munocard: 5 color?
Garbage_Collectr: *even
Mr_Horrible: skycoach is a pilgrim's eye
TheOneInquisitor: They are mardoing it
munocard: Charm seems good here
Mr_Horrible: I like hopesinger and charm
TheOneInquisitor: I feel like the counter mode would have been better there
TheOneInquisitor: Like, after blocks
TheMerricat: why did they kill that and not the flyer?
TheMerricat: nvm
munocard: It left them at 1
Mr_Horrible: works out about the same, I think
CrossXhunteR: you did get them, which is the important part
FauksStarling: Graham inadvertently flexing on 'em.
Garbage_Collectr: blocked mascot to trade?
Mr_Horrible: you removed 2 toughness of blocker, vs getting 2 more power
munocard: Yeah, its got our homie Magma
Mr_Horrible: waiting til blockers might've tricked them into a double-block on artist, tho
Akaiatana: Graham, have you ever had occasion to say "I think I'm just Dad here?"
Mr_Horrible: magmablood archaic always asking if anyone else feels hot
munocard: Ajony's Response?
Mr_Horrible: blockers, most likely
Micalovits: Player removal also works
Mr_Horrible: gone trudgin'
EvilBadman: 6/6 sloths? That's the goal now
munocard: Charm and slam them in the face?
CrossXhunteR: ha, their giant board is the opposite of what they want for arnyn
TheOneInquisitor: You know, with magma archaic im really believing the lorehold charm now
RayFK: Sup
darkpks2: i lost so much faith in Boros because of dragons maze
pleonasticTautology: hey jordan
RayFK: Wasn't ready for the board stuffing machine
pleonasticTautology: commons and token gen
Diabore: now i ask, are they dead?
OldUncleDan: Now I have the "Trudgemank" song by Taranchula and Peacy P running through my head.
Voidhawk42: "The board stuffing machine" is the new name for token decks
bbblehh: oh man lorehold looks so much fun,,, i'm going to a draft on sunday and i'm really hoping to hop on lorehold... i'm even gonna coordinate a white/red outfit to manifest it lmao
RayFK: Fuck that
munocard: FLUNGE?
FauksStarling: Renaming my Quintorius deck real fast.
TheOneInquisitor: MATH IS FOR BLOCKERS
Thadrin46: While i think about it - which 8f any LRR folk will we see in Amsterdam?
Diabore: they have to block a lot
Akaiatana: Causing math confusion.
darkpks2: tramplee
Diabore: we keep only the 2/2
darkpks2: huge
CrossXhunteR: math
munocard: lmao
pleonasticTautology: "oh!"
Wiliart: Good math
wordnerdify: No math needed
TehAmelie: no one did the math, and we won. down with math!
ghizmou: 50% of the time, it works every time
Voidhawk42: Board: stuffed into opponent
idontgetmyrealname: the system: Lorehold Charm
Thadrin46: I found no space for ox in my lorehold deck so i use him as my command zone.
Wiliart: Down with the mathness!
CaptainSpam: A bunch is not zero, but the math still checks out!
TheOneInquisitor: You know what maybe a little but im not complaining
munocard: Lorehold Charm is shockingly good
EvilBadman: Teach that OP to fear and respect that Lorehold Charm
KaleidoscopeMind: a strawberry + whipped cream pie, yum
RayFK: Oh right, I'm swordless
EvilBadman: @RayFK haha get stuffed nerd
TehAmelie: might be an old Norse name
RayFK: Was expecting Cori to say "finger slipped" and ban
pleonasticTautology: lmao
TheOneInquisitor: You know I think the fact that in arena you make opponent do combat math while in paper you're expected to do it yourself is the biggest understated culture difference
Akaiatana: Sword of Oops and Daisy
EJGRgunner: Dear Drs LRR: given the recent announcement by Wizards of the Coast that all Marvel sets will be in arena including retroactively, and given the rampant speculation online that this whole mess was related to digital rights issues, I come to you to ask the following question: are y’all as Canadians just pulling together to root for Montreal in the playoffs?
Voidhawk42: the only two options: God or Death
ekplayscards: GO HABS GO
ghizmou: GO HABS GO
Strebenherz: Go leafs!
Marvoleath: It's a shame we are not getting free proxy arts for Marvel
RayFK: GO HABS GO!
RayFK: AND GO VICTOIRE!
EvilBadman: Anyone but Vegas™️
OldUncleDan: I'm sad that my dear poor Frost got ousted. I thought that this would be their year.
Thadrin46: Montreal isnt real canada
Akaiatana: If you're happy, I'm habby.
ekplayscards: that series has been INSANE
CrypticKablam: Yes! victoire could take it today
CrypticKablam: if they win
TheOneInquisitor: They're more real than quebec
pleonasticTautology: fucking alberta
Strebenherz: Ew
OldUncleDan: But I am perfectly happy with the Wild beating the Stars because Eff Norm Green. That was my personal Stanley Cup champtionship.
pleonasticTautology: well they wanna be the texas of canada SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!!
CrossXhunteR: spiritually republican
30teracyte: imo international tournaments are one thing, the NHL is an entirely different thing. I don't particularly care if a Canadian NHL team wins unless it's the canucks
RayFK: Victoire could win the whole thing today, they're up 2-1 over Ottawa in a BO5
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BrowneePointz: I hope Vegas doesn't win cuz the fact they have a Pro Hockey Team and MY STATE DOESN'T where it ACTUALLY FUCKING SNOWS AND FREEZES OVER. Makes me mad (Also you can get bussed too Florida)
CrypticKablam: PWHL
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OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz Wisconsin or Iowa?
CrossXhunteR: do they have the glowing puck?
Thadrin46: Quebec: on the edge, different language. Alberta: in the middle, nominally english, giant pringle stadium.
ekplayscards: IN WIFE LINE WE TRUST
realbadatthis_: All I get from the hockey updates is remembering the "Me pronoums? Me pronoums? Go/habs/go, bar/b/que" meme
BrowneePointz: @OldUncleDan Iowa
30teracyte: PWHL, the WHL is the western junior league
TehAmelie: i guess if it's a one issue party for forming a republic it might make sense
Spinballwizard: We get a PWHL team next season!
TheOneInquisitor: What does the P stand for
ContingentCat: professional
BrowneePointz: Iowa HAD a second string Hockey team and then TEXAS STOLE IT
Mr_Horrible:
@BrowneePointz extremely funny in a 
way that Vegas has a hockey team and just flat out *bought* one of the best ones
Spinballwizard: Detroit
EvilBadman: Detroit, Hamilton, Vegas, and San Jose are the next 4
ekplayscards: detroit AND hamilton
ContingentCat: yeah Detroit, Hamilton, San Jose, and Vegas
OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz Yeah... Texas tends to do that.
30teracyte: windsor is the one over the bridge from detroit
Spinballwizard: Hamilton needs an NHL team
CrypticKablam: Having Hamilton and Toronto is a lil confusing, but eh. I guess if it works, it works
OldUncleDan: I'm still kinda shocked that Wisconsin doesn't have a NHL or PWHL team.
ContingentCat: I'm so confused why Hamilton when there's already Toronto and Ottawa\
ChampBlankman: Vegas out here trying to steal Vancouver's MLS team.
EJGRgunner: @OldUncleDan Chicago and Minnesota would throw a fit if they tried to give WI a team
OldUncleDan: @EJGRgunner I suppose.
EvilBadman: @ContingentCat I am going to assume generally easy to for division games without having to cross into the states multiple times in the current climate.
CrossXhunteR: their giant vigilante creatures pose a serious problem
munocard:
No box
MichaelSnowbird:
ekplayscards: @ContingentCat hamilton has a very engrained minor league hockey culture and the infrastructure to support it. they also have a brand new arena designed for those medium crowd games.
BrowneePointz: Like, to me it's WILD 2 US states have 3 NFL Football teams, and 5 have 2
TheOneInquisitor: Vigilance really is like.
TehAmelie: i blame Serra for inventing attacking without tapping
OldUncleDan: It was really funny. Thanks to the Minnesota Vikings Schedule announcement video, I found out that Chris Jericho is a big Vikes fan.
Mr_Horrible:
I hear some guys did a whole podcast series about old keywords
TheOneInquisitor: You forget how much vigilance does until you play against it
ContingentCat: probably, most of Ontario does
ghizmou: I guess it depends on where they moved to windsor
pleonasticTautology: @ekplayscards how many teams in hamilton are named "rough riders"
MichaelSnowbird: from hells heart
BrowneePointz: I have no idea what was with all those Pop Culture Crossover NFL Schedule Announcements, but I hated them
Spinballwizard: Windsor is where Detroiters go when we turn 19
couchboyj: If you don't love me for my banding and rampage you don't deserve my flying and vigilance
BrowneePointz: oh yea I hear that about Europeans coming to visit Canada or US
CrossXhunteR: maps aren't real
BrowneePointz: "oh we'll visit omaha and Kansas City and then a jaunt over to Texas!"
ekplayscards: @pleonasticTautology hamilton had an NHL team called the tigers in the 20s. didn't last more than a few years though.
TehAmelie: your island alone is like half the size of my country
RayFK: Hey our countries are really big
geail: I get that in Utah when people try to visit all our National Parks in 1-2 days
KaleidoscopeMind: yeah...
RayFK: Walkability? lol
munocard: I'm especially dreading what Houston is going to look like next month...
andrew632: @geail Pretty doable to do Zion, Bryce, and Arches in 2 days
tsp397: I've also been getting a bunch of walkability videos
KaleidoscopeMind: the literal swamp along a highway is not walkable
Diabore: walkability in the states? thats illegal
ContingentCat: yeah I'm in Toronto and it's going to be nuts
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore they actually just shoot you if you're a pedestrian
OldUncleDan: The entire QWERP-Line playlist fits nicely within a drive from Minnesota to Montreal. Found that out personally a couple years ago.
TheOneInquisitor: @geail You know, given the amount of national parks in a single eu country and the size of a normal state that already sounds like a ridiculous concept from here
munocard: Yeah, public transit is hot garbage in Houston, and World Cup attendees are NOT READY
CrypticKablam: oh nooo
OldUncleDan: Mankato, Minnesota to be percise.
BrowneePointz: well that sounds like New Jersey
GapFiller:
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible only if they deign it worth while to leave their car, otherwise they just run you down
TheWooglie: Serge pricing
devqn413: henry ford is the devil
BobROE: @ContingentCat Mostly just cause the Ex isn't really well connected to anything.
SolarBlitz1: Sege pricing
n3ther: Serge is to blame??
BalthusHomewood: I'm reminded of when the Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl game was going to have trouble getting people to it, so a sports betting app company put up the money to keep the trains running
Mr_Horrible: GOD THE NEW LINK RAIL IS SO GOOD
Mr_Horrible: RAAAAAH
SolarBlitz1: Also, who the bus closes pedestrian access to an arena like that?!
theambivalentagender: Yeah, the fact that several members of LRR just do not drive was really shocking to me as a Californian.
TheFakeRibombee: NJ have at least partially backed off on the massive price increase on the trains to the stadium tbf
RayFK: Thank you for saying certain, because Seattle still fucking sucks
CrossXhunteR: why do the opponents keep casting this card
GapFiller: anyone who didnt know better might think this was intentionally trying to drive people away
PostModernVorthos: It really has become a hole
BrowneePointz: Yea...we used to have good Trains...a century ago
BrowneePointz: and then they all went away...
The_Color_Twelve: they also underestimate how crap our transit is
BrowneePointz: Q.Q
Wiliart: I'm so glad I have no interest in football, and this will be a nice shitshow to watch.
TehAmelie: i saw a thread explaining if you walk on the highways drivers will swerve to run you over. maybe that's a slight exaggeration
TheOneInquisitor: @BrowneePointz All the period pieces of that era like westerns and shit give us a skewed understanding its true
Diabore: that works
OldUncleDan: The Twin Cities has good public Transit. Bussing and Light Rail is very reasonable.
CrypticKablam: yeah it does!
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Diabore: attack first
theambivalentagender: Here in CA I have to drive out like half an hour to go to work or take my partner to work. That's just normal around here.
Diabore: it untaps
CrypticKablam: it untaps creatures
theambivalentagender: In fact half an hour commute is pretty good
CrossXhunteR: it untaps, for some reason
munocard: Charm should hopefully seal the deal
CrossXhunteR: i need to ask an mtg dev why the card untaps
theamc2000: to be fair, those sentences are not related
Diabore: oh no
munocard: Charm is not lethal, but it's close
Diabore: depends on blocks
theamc2000: that is if they block
BalthusHomewood: Well, I suppose I don't call it the Blood Age for nothing
Mr_Horrible: and we want both of those dead
CrossXhunteR: slamuel and jamuel
BrowneePointz: I guess it untaps them cuz the music rouses them from their sleep
Diabore: do we just not?
theamc2000: or blinks as the ink birds should not be called
Diabore: i think that was fine, wed have killed both even without charm
Garbage_Collectr: speaker and 1/1 on docent attack with both?
BrowneePointz: I think that's the line
Mr_Horrible: I like buffing Mica
Mr_Horrible: swing both
BrowneePointz: Mica makes them lose both
BrowneePointz: or they die
Mr_Horrible: so they can't make a good trade
Diabore: they cant double block micah
Diabore: they literally cant remove mica outside of combat
Desdae: But they're down a flyer to your Dustspeaker
Mr_Horrible: we're fine losing the docent to keep mica, I think
CrossXhunteR: they'll never see it coming
BrowneePointz: It's the card game boy! It's the one who wins!
munocard: lmao
Diabore: trade it all i guess
munocard: 2 for 2
TheOneInquisitor: I guess just go to topdeck wars
Diabore: oh now its bad
munocard: Abigale is a good card.
TheOneInquisitor: Well that's ungood
Mr_Horrible: 2 more lands and we get to kill, so, cross our fingers I guess
Akaiatana: Molten note does NOT go face, correct?
Mr_Horrible: correct
Diabore: @Akaiatana correct
Akaiatana: Thanks
CrossXhunteR: oh no
Diabore: well thats game
Mr_Horrible: filth
RayFK: Lol gg
CrossXhunteR: well then
munocard: F
TheWooglie: the comeback
ghizmou: feels like it's slipping away
Diabore: from hells heart we doot at you
Voidhawk42: Your Moment got Wrecked
TheOneInquisitor: Yep they sure had the spell of explode your balls
Snowwraith: From hell's heart I stab at thee.
BrowneePointz: I apologize I steered us into a bad attack
munocard: We came out ahead on that draft. I call that a win
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nimbus_machine: o/
BrowneePointz: Graham cast Binoculus Redacto
pleonasticTautology: lol
munocard: Brainstorm is cool, but not great
Micalovits: Charm is nice, the trio is better than it looks, but thats not saying mucj
TheOneInquisitor: Mind Into Matter is neat
munocard: Pest Mascot is fine
darkpks2: zombifyyy
BrowneePointz: Would Fisherman's Friend be a Poissoner's Apprentice?
munocard: LOREHOLD CHARM
TehAmelie: but what about convergent equation?
DMGlol: give me four color pile slop or give me death
pleonasticTautology: as the prof says: reading the card / bottom text
BrowneePointz: I thought Graham said start snatching up Testes and I started choking on my lunch
pleonasticTautology: (that's a bit from the latest su&p)
munocard: P2P1 Witherbloom?
TheOneInquisitor: Top text explains the card
pleonasticTautology: i'm excited for the next one because my friend cal is on it lmao
EvilBadman: Oh is Kathleen on one LuL
OldUncleDan: I do find the "Many Magic the Gathering players ask" reference in the FNPF descriptions amusing.
pleonasticTautology: cal from cascade cascade / stitcher's supply
ekplayscards: cal jones the cascade cascade guy
TheOneInquisitor: Did prof secretly sneak into camp cardboard to record one /s
BrowneePointz: I thought Cal was the Star Wars Ginger
pleonasticTautology: i know cal from back in the blaseball days lmao
couchboyj: Dawn take you all, and stone to your bowls
Foxmar320: Don't wham the jimmies
SolarBlitz1: Yeah he's just spilt something on himself but can't be loud in class
munocard: whammed in the jambles
nimbus_machine:
munocard: I love that book.
TheMerricat: ian.sits.on.his.balls.wav
OldUncleDan: The lesser known Harlson story. "I have no breath but I must scream."
Foxmar320: Ian should always be on the soundboard
munocard: @TheMerricat God, that was the funniest moment
BrowneePointz: Ye it needs to have Ian's Balls and Ben OO(aka New Ian's Balls)
archand1spider: howve the drafts been going today?
TheMerricat: That sounds like Adam....
EvilBadman: Cold technology!
BrowneePointz: First Draft. First Giraffe. Same thing
Diabore: lol lmao library
darkpks2: teachers pest
munocard: serra angel!
TheOneInquisitor: Silverquill feel splashable
Diabore: its just library
BrowneePointz: Do they still beat the shit out of each other for dominance and lick urine to determine fertility?
CrypticKablam: Ooooo
munocard: Silverquill worth splashing for, tbh
IanWAdams: I heard giraffes are disproportionately struck by lightning because of the height.
archand1spider: silverquill is so good
DMGlol: yea for some reason there are technically 3 versions of library of alexandria in this format
Mai_Andra: a WAV of the room sounds while Graham silently waves at the camera
TehAmelie: does Strixhaven have an Alexandria?
Diabore: if you have library turn 1, you win the game, i slam library
TheOneInquisitor: Alright let's trust
Snowwraith: The lute also has library text.
BrowneePointz: There's Library of Alexandria, and the Lute, which is Library of Asking Alexandria
munocard: Person to our right is REALLY confused about passing Silverquill
TheOneInquisitor: @DMGlol What's the third
darkpks2: nice this deck should be fun
DMGlol: and magus of the library is on the bonus sheet
Foxmar320: newt loot
TheOneInquisitor: @DMGlol Oh huh
Diabore: ithink that ones sylvan
DMGlol: slyvan library is also on the special guest
Diabore: draw 3, put back or pay 4
BrowneePointz: Sylvan Library is also on the spg
TheOneInquisitor: No sylvan is on bonus sheet itself
Snowwraith: No, it's Alexander, GG for a 1/1 with exactly the same text as LoA
Diabore: oh no it is the alexandria one
Snowwraith: Even taps for a colourless
Diabore: im wrong, but sylvan library itself is on the sheet
Diabore: yes
DMGlol: yea just special guest sheet
TheOneInquisitor: In paper there's only two though since instead of library of alexandria its library of leng
TehAmelie: Sylvan Library lost me so many games in Shandalar, where the UI makes it tricky to use
munocard: I think the land is exclusive to Arena, and the paper version is Magus
couchboyj: Library of Alexandria isn't on the paper bonus sheet, it replaced Library of Leng, which they didn't want to put on Arena for some reason, iirc
Snowwraith: @TheOneInquisitor Oh, right, weird.
TheOneInquisitor: Since the arena team couldn't figure out how to code library of leng in a way that works iirc
Diabore: @munocard land is arena exclusive, but library of lang is the one in paper, magus is both
BrowneePointz: also no I will not stop calling Lute the Library of Asking Alexandria because I find it deeply funny
Diabore: !card library of leng
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SoylentDoener: i think the process was just, does it say something something library, ok special guest lets go
munocard: windmill slam that second pest
Snowwraith: It's probably something like that.
Diabore: so they put one of the most busted lands ever printed instead
TheOneInquisitor: I remember something about needing its own specific ui thing going
DMGlol:
if hand = 7 then draw card 
Snowwraith: They wrote a post about how much work they put into making Sylvan Library work on Arena.
BrowneePointz: it's probably a pain to code, and not worth the squeeze even if it isn't DIFFICULT difficult
couchboyj: Library of Alexandria was already on for cube, I think
Desdae: Notably, they might not have a different in the code between "Discarding a card" and "An effect discards you a card"
Foxmar320: Don't listen to Graham? Ok! Will do!
munocard: else: frown
TehAmelie: the first step is looking at the codebase for the game without your head exploding. . .
Mr_Horrible: ironically, the comp rules structure probably helps A LOT
munocard: Yeah, the engine kind of reads the card text and helps write the code
Mai_Andra: the unexpected hard-stop after "don't" will always get me
Diabore: my complaint is not that library of leng was too hard to code, its that they chose library of alexandria instead of something less busted thats already on arena
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munocard: RAL
MegaDosX: Hey look it's Ral if he were straight
darkpks2: surveil synergies?
Snowwraith: @Diabore With new art no less.
Diabore: thats not the planeswalker we wanted, but its the one we deserve
TheOneInquisitor: @Diabore I guess they wanted something on the library theme too and sylvan was already in
munocard: @MegaDosX No, it's Ral if he was in the same guild as his husband.
Mr_Horrible: oh christ it's true
TehAmelie: high chance of a planeswalker war breaking out in the classroom
Mr_Horrible: blue chandra is femcel
archand1spider: jace's heteronormativity timeline
munocard: Blue Chandra is a cop
Micalovits: Sexuality: Cop
GredGredmansson: yeah blue chandra's dad is still alive and she works for the consulate
realbadatthis_: Is blue Chandra straight? Only in China
TheOneInquisitor: Huh actually not a lot of library themed cards out there
BrowneePointz: also iirc Chandra is Bi
EvilBadman: Bang-up job on the vertical videos initiative btw
DMGlol: jachandra
RatherLargeToad: Resting Jace Face
TheOneInquisitor: If blue chandra, red baral?
MegaDosX: That was fantastic
Diabore: all those videos were fantastic
KaleidoscopeMind: "you have no idea how little that narrows it down"
TheOneInquisitor: Bill had so much comedic presence in that you would think he's a professional
MegaDosX: Camp Cardboard was an excellent idea by you guys btw
munocard: I want to know how Liliana sparked if it wasn't from accidentally killing her brother.
Micalovits: Also, loved the Dwarf Fortress shorts! As someone who has played a bunch of DF, but only with the steam graphics, getting Cori to talk about the ascii art was great
ekplayscards: The goblin guy that goes in all the goblin decks and he sure does love goblining
MegaDosX: When Krenko says "it's goblining time"
ekplayscards: i made sure to cut that into a short
Diabore: if theres a third camp cardboard i hope you do the table games again
Spades_Slicc: One of the great things about having a fully dynamic card engine is that it just works
pleonasticTautology: i think monikers is gonna be one of the party games we get for our apartment
Voidhawk42: She should have gone "goblin. Goblin goblin. Goblingoblingoblingoblin..."
munocard: and then fire
Mr_Horrible: we obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit
Mai_Andra:
something something "Common Core strikes again" ?
MegaDosX: Multiplicative goblins
TheOneInquisitor: If I saw thirteen things I would have called triskadekaphobia tbh
Snowwraith: @pleonasticTautology It's very good! Some expansions might be more your speed than others though, I do like the Nonsense box ones.
munocard: Krenko's Command 1R Choose two Create a 1/1 Goblin Token Create a 1/1 Goblin Token Create a 1/1 Goblin Token
Diabore: theres continuity even
archand1spider: @TheOneInquisitor they started using colored markers matching the cards at some point
MegaDosX: The trivia one was very good
Mr_Horrible: usually "I remember the screams" is said in a more harrowed voice
MegaDosX: The roommates
munocard: roommates
Dog_of_Myth: It does
MegaDosX: I've seen Olivia call that out too
munocard: absolutely it does
frnknstn: I love how the 30 Seconds round had similar rules, but seems to work completely different parts of the brain
Snowwraith: @TheOneInquisitor Notably also with Monikers you use the same pool of cards to guess as you did in previous rounds.
munocard: Nita is a problem
TheOneInquisitor: Nita is far from a problem at This point in the game
Mr_Horrible: nita either takes over the game, or does stone nothing
couchboyj: Nita has big Kai Winn vibes, so she's a problem by default
djalternative: too bad we aren't boros
munocard: Just be aware of any removal spells you play
pleonasticTautology: that IS true
pleonasticTautology: g-d i hate kai winn
pleonasticTautology: like, as a person
pleonasticTautology: character? a+. person? eugh.
djalternative: op playing Nita when you're on Lorehold is like santa giving you an early christmas present
munocard: ruh roh
OldUncleDan: Played by an actress who is famous for a great movie villain.
TheOneInquisitor: Oh yeah I guess three removal spells in hand against Nita isn't great
Mr_Horrible: I mean they do have to sac a creature to use the spells, remember
munocard: wow
darkpks2:
Foxmar320: What did I do?
Mr_Horrible: stoked about leeches
MegaDosX: So jazzed about their leeches
darkpks2: a prized specimen
TehAmelie: i'd like to think we're playing The Truman Show's director
darkpks2: or does she eat them?
pleonasticTautology: funny thing for cori to say next to her boss
archand1spider: oh no the win the game card!
RatherLargeToad: find someone that loves you as much as that collector loves leeches
couchboyj: Nita would tell the Leech Collector that collecting leeches is not the path the prophets have laid out for her.
Mr_Horrible:
"oh no the witherbloom deck has to take 10 what will they do?"
darkpks2: bloodletting is so sick
Laserbeaks_Fury: i don't care how hype they are about it, that collection sucks
MegaDosX: I wonder if full swinging would have been an idea here too
pleonasticTautology: scolding administrator: odo
MegaDosX: You do have your recursion though
MegaDosX: But idk
BrowneePointz: that's a card Cori
BrowneePointz: !card Access Denied
LRRbot: Access Denied [3UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Create X 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, where X is that spell's mana value.
BrowneePointz: err might be the wrong card
Mr_Horrible: no offense to OP but that feels like the most dire practiced I've ever seen
BrowneePointz: !card Permission Denied
LRRbot: Permission Denied [WU] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell. Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
BrowneePointz: that's the one
darkpks2: yes dude
TheOneInquisitor: @Mr_Horrible Honest to god very confusing plays
Mr_Horrible: @TheOneInquisitor maybe they just got no sauce to work with, but I'd be so sad to play that card with 1 critter on board
TheOneInquisitor: Like what did that first practiced even give them
archand1spider: ayyyyy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Attend the Topiary Lecture and be a mazed
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darkpks2: concede on cast is ideal
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djalternative: hosk. why you be fartin on all of us?
MegaDosX: You're on the play though
archand1spider: turn 1 libraryyyy
Mai_Andra: a sudden waft of burnt vegemite
realbadatthis_: you can tell the fart is austrailian cuz it comes from...down unda
ghizmou: free card draw feels better than casting on curve
darkpks2: load up the graveyard
archand1spider: never punished
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MegaDosX: Filthy
munocard: welp, we win
djalternative: oh. they're probably on 5c
pleonasticTautology: omg
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why, pray tell, is Ral black now?
MegaDosX: Hey guys I wonder if this card is strong
Stormgod519: oh right LoA is on arena...
pleonasticTautology: @Laserbeaks_Fury alternate universe shenanigans
Stormgod519: not sure why they did that
Snowwraith: Opening hand library, where you want it.
djalternative: yup. they're playing the wubrg deck
Lord_Hosk: James, are you wearing a Graham mask?
MegaDosX: @Stormgod519 Because Library of Leng was too hard to code and it fits the theme
RatherLargeToad: surprise bird!
Stormgod519: @MegaDosX I can get that. still not sure why it was considered a good idea
darkpks2: feed the soil
MegaDosX: There's a reason it's banned basically everywhere lmao
Stormgod519: turns out its banned everywhere but vintage
pleonasticTautology: this is so funny lmao
darkpks2: best card in black
TheOneInquisitor: Dear god
Laserbeaks_Fury:
I dunno, you need 7 cards in had to make it work. Feel kinda win more
TehAmelie: works so well with Ivory Tower too
Stormgod519: I think this might actuallyhave an upside: people finally realize how good it actually is and stop assuming its not *that* busted
djalternative: do any of the archaics have flash?
MegaDosX: Turns out one colourless to draw a card is incredible
djalternative: They're missing green. that's their problem
Stormgod519: 1-mana, draw a card
BrowneePointz: One of the most legendarily broken cards in the game lol
Mr_Horrible: it turns out, drawing an extra card for "1 mana" every turn is a great way to keep exactly 7 cards in hand
SolarBlitz1: We didnt gain life !
MegaDosX: Didn't gain life
Stormgod519: you didnt gain life...
TheOneInquisitor: infusion wasn't active
MegaDosX: RIP
Stormgod519: ooops
ghizmou: we forgot a step
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SolarBlitz1: Oops
TheOneInquisitor: Oops
MegaDosX: Can always Gasp it
TheOneInquisitor: Oh well you still have infinite cards
darkpks2: big red?
djalternative: still don't have green
Lord_Hosk: is there a wrath?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That why they're just an Apprentice, they're still learning the timing
Stormgod519: sac to witherbloom charm
realbadatthis_: !card ajani's resolve
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
darkpks2: Foo Fighters fly norht of the border
djalternative: In Jace's Ravnica, is Tomik the one in Izzet?
djalternative: or did he just separate them
dagoth__ur_: but drawing feels so good
TheOneInquisitor: @djalternative He actually fused them
dagoth__ur_: look at that guy anrt you a little envious
djalternative: that's not better
MegaDosX:
Did opponent just draft a greed pile? 
Stormgod519: converge soup
MegaDosX: I mean, the converge cards do reward that
Mr_Horrible: Spider Spawning Syndrome
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djalternative: you really need to be base green for the 5c converge deck
realbadatthis_: two-rek
TheOneInquisitor: They're trying to force soup without anything that's good for soup, and miss out on any synergies
Desruprot: I do prefer 3 or 2 color archetypes in SoS
Mr_Horrible: true, true
tsp397: I remember a bonkers Ikoria deck I had from everyone forcing cycling
ghyllnox: Mmmm soup
djalternative: yup. they haven't found a single green land this entire game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why are you drafting Lorehold in the SOUP DRAFT?
MegaDosX: Now Graham. Remember. You have to gain life for that to shrink a thing.
ghyllnox:
@Laserbeaks_Fury
KaleidoscopeMind: Sue Pea-piles?
Mr_Horrible: *hand full of removal* "but do I *have* to use it...?"
djalternative: they can't cast snarl song with the lands they have on board
djalternative: unless I'm missing somethign
Mr_Horrible: ha
MegaDosX: They are indeed missing green right now
archand1spider: need green to snarl song
MegaDosX:
Graham they can't Snarl Song at all without green
Stormgod519: they cant snarl song
djalternative: they can't snarl song at all
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello @loadingreadyrun Cori and Graham. I know that a recent vod made me want to share an insight or ask a question, but I can't remember what.
Mr_Horrible: they also didn't leave the right mana up
pleonasticTautology: so they're fishing
MegaDosX: Yeah they're digging for that one Forest in their deck
TehAmelie: they can have second rapture, as a treat
TheOneInquisitor: Autotapper moment
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
So, if possible, can you please pretend we did that it was appreciated? 
Mr_Horrible: good talk
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Mai_Andra: mood
Mr_Horrible: "What a handsome question"
MegaDosX: Welp.
Stormgod519: oh
TheOneInquisitor: They found a solution
MegaDosX: Yeah.
Stormgod519: draw with the charm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Excellent! Dopamine achieved.
Mr_Horrible: eh, Ral deserved it
Stormgod519: draws the heroic intervention..
RatherLargeToad: classic Ral
djalternative: okay. they found their green assuming we don't kill sanar
djalternative: which I suggest we do
thedepthandbreadthofseth: You have so many cards!
munocard: you did cast one
Stormgod519: and you can bring a pest back before your turn too
TheOneInquisitor: If they search up mathemagics with the sanar its gonna be so funny
Desdae: You could've poisoner'd though, right?
Mr_Horrible: they do have to cast something else for Sanar, however
TehAmelie: we have so many answers we can barely hold them with both hands. . .
Stormgod519: still no green
TheOneInquisitor: Not tutoring either, so they're holding something up
Mr_Horrible: annoying
TheOneInquisitor: Yep
Lord_Hosk: rude
RatherLargeToad: full retail to pinch a frog. rude
Stormgod519: haha gottem
Laserbeaks_Fury: Turns out Library of ALexandria is some serious biblio tech
RatherLargeToad: punch
Mr_Horrible: I mean at this point you can flat out kill both fractals
pleonasticTautology: @Laserbeaks_Fury boooooooooooooooo
Mr_Horrible: so I don't think we care too much
djalternative: second poisener?
SolarBlitz1: I would, but I'm not good at magic sooooo
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darkpks2: this is just about my ideal limited deck. i want a 3/1 first strike and 4/5 big idiots i can rez
Mr_Horrible: petition to call Wander Off "Kick Rocks"
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RatherLargeToad: who could have foreseen!
goombalax: Wander off a Fractal ya Hooting Mandrils
munocard: turn 1 library of Alexandria is a hell of a thing
djalternative: I feel like their deck really depended on them drawing specifically sanar and keeping that 1 of copy around
TheOneInquisitor: @djalternative That or their bottom 15 has all the enablers and green lands
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Stormgod519: planes of what?
darkpks2: taking the piss
RatherLargeToad: dontchaknow
Mr_Horrible:
look Graham, college is a time for experimentation 
Stormgod519: 14 lands
Stormgod519: Opponent...
djalternative: only 3 lands left
Stormgod519: ah
Mr_Horrible: annoying
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Any know if Expansive Reapplication lets you play the Phlottrry?
Stormgod519: 15 lands
djalternative: 2 lands remain
thedepthandbreadthofseth: And or Anina
TheOneInquisitor: See that's another green source
SolarBlitz1: 1 in bin no, so 1 in deck?
djalternative: It is. this is a threat
hyalopterous: 50/50 it either happens or it don't
darkpks2: gg
Mr_Horrible: I think they're basically relying on us decking at this point
darkpks2: kek
MegaDosX: Wait
Wolfstrike_NL: opp also has drawn a decent amount of extra cards
MegaDosX: Can you kill them with Sign in Blood?
Stormgod519: sign in blood right?
Stormgod519: gg
djalternative: yeah. I think you might kill with sign in blood
TehAmelie: this has been quite a wide and varied struggle, although completely one-sided
MegaDosX: Yeah I think you might have had lethal anyway
Stormgod519: its barely exacties
MegaDosX: If they had any removal then you could have killed them with Sign in Blood
TheOneInquisitor: Yeah
SolarBlitz1: But we still had all theeeese
MegaDosX: Library of Alexandria is cracked
KaleidoscopeMind: draw cards good
darkpks2: only missing an eldrazi crusher
Snowwraith: Opening hand library is a problem.
Mr_Horrible: drew so many cards it's 4pm
Mr_Horrible: that's why they had to burn it down
Stormgod519: turns out that card is the problem and it should still be banned where it is
MegaDosX: Graham no
Stormgod519: aight ggs friends
TehAmelie: someone's gonna burn that thing down (sorry)
djalternative: next up, how good is Channel, really?
graal_smith: You WERE Cori? Who are you NOW?
djalternative: now she's Ander
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tc, y'all.
graal_smith: I'm a dumbass who waved back
RatherLargeToad: The game the astronauts took to the moon
Stormgod519: premodern babyyyyyyy
ContingentCat: that's what people have been saying so
djalternative: no. you're doing postmodern
CaptainSpam: When's postmodern Magic?
Stormgod519: yay jackbox!
graal_smith: @CaptainSpam Soon
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
djalternative: I can't wait for them to see the final level or Rhythm Doctor
Strebenherz:
MegaDosX: Later everyone take care
Ashmantle:
ContingentCat:
thanks Cori and G 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @djalternative Postmodern, aka deconstructed.
Mai_Andra:
Adam is playing UNI this weekend at ComboBreaker 
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