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justalog96: Premodern is my favorite format I might never play
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definenull: Classic hoop and stick
roadtwothewest: I've been putting together an 8 deck 2015 Modern gauntlet for my cEDH playgroup
justalog96: Serge is correct, btw
Mai_Andra: The freaky dudes from "Return to Oz" that were chasing Dorothy around through the ruins?
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OldUncleDan: We all know that Wheelers play Children's Card Game with a Brooklyn Accent.
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kynelwynn: Ha ha. Good one, Kathleen
Fruan: Bets on how long until Kathleen forgets the mic and says something she shouldn't on stream?
flatluigi: scourge yeager
kynelwynn: Sege, clearly
Dog_of_Myth:
Micalovits: Why is Serge's deck so small?
HadesLeprechaun: Twitch delay has only been a few seconds for a while, it used to be worse, though
Territan: So that's Scourge, but what about Schnurdge?
johnnylongtorso: @Micalovits hey, it's average sized!
TehAmelie: but doctor, i am Brainstorm
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Territan: There's a black and blue duress, a white and gold duress...
kynelwynn: Speaking of pre-modern, back in my early college days used a Force of Will to counter someone's Field of Spirits. My friend cried, "Your Will is stronger than my Faith?!"
lamina5432: I have a foil duress in my car
jessicaengle: gobblers?
Micalovits: I mean, goblins play duress sideboard in some decks
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ShifuDaxiongmao:
respect if any of the decks play Pernicious Deed 
Stardackk: mmmm devourer
ladyjessica: new madness!?!
ladyjessica: damn. this format has everything!
DeM0nFiRe: Just wait until they release premodern horizons
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Juliamon:
ShifuDaxiongmao: ah, good ol' grimmy
ladyjessica: I loves me a grim lavamancer
kynelwynn: @DeM0nFiRe If this means reprinting stuff on the Reserved list, I'm for it
lamina5432: who'd have thought theres a lot of cards in magic even back then
kynelwynn: Now I'm reminded of Capsize locks
A_Dub888: His points are valid
r10pez10: capslock size
raulghoulia: !card krovikan horror
LRRbot: Krovikan Horror [3B] | Creature — Horror Spirit [2/2] | At the beginning of the end step, if this card is in your graveyard with a creature card directly above it, you may return this card to your hand. / {1}, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Orzhov control, no basics.
NeoKevlar: what did serge play on monday night?
goombalax: a Sweet Suite
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LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Fruan: Low quality camping shelter!
korvys: Objection! Orzhov didn't exist before Modern
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Micalovits: Can't wait for serge to win a canlander year end on stream before wheeler
HadesLeprechaun: As was foretold
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LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
r10pez10: the musical
A_Dub888: And the thumbnail will have Mr Beast on it
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
kynelwynn: @A_Dub888 I just threw up a little
Mai_Andra: ♫ We're not gonna pay~ Wheeler's Rent~ ♫
Juliamon: A_Dub888 but *just* the thumbnail
Fruan: Graveyard order matters is so infuriating.
LRRbot: Gerrard's Verdict [WB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. You gain 3 life for each land card discarded this way.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
HadesLeprechaun: Did they mention if they are doing sideboards?
kristof162028: Wheeler starts singing 525,600 minutes
LoadingReadyRun:
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idontgetmyrealname: @HadesLeprechaun they are
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
Stardackk: Masques counterspell has some interesting art
Fruan: Its the stuff like having to order things when multiple things die at once that bothers me. So much mental overhead.
corpocracy: Having played with graveyard matters in PreModern... It's actually not too bad!
NeoKevlar: lands appropriate for the era. I love it
LRRbot: Intuition [2U] | Instant | Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
LRRbot: Squee, Goblin Nabob [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
superdude097: The Squees would go below the Intuition, right?
definenull: Wait that's not a zombie
TehAmelie: Squee used to be a nabob? he's come up in the world
LRRbot: Foil [2UU] | Instant | You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
ArchRequiemD: do the printings have to be premodern ass wall?
ArchRequiemD: as
corpocracy: No!
corpocracy: Printings can be whatever
kynelwynn: Known phoenix, Squee
LoadingReadyRun: They don't *have* to be for the format, but it is more fun
superdude097: Do the extra Squees go above or below the card, Intuition, in the GY?
flatluigi: 'premodern ass wall' is a great deck name
Hewdra: MAGIC THE GATHERING
corpocracy: Some people prefer the old borders for *aesthetics*
LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle this card, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
flatluigi: !card deep anal
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
LRRbot: Smother [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
NeoKevlar: Gotta say, this is awesome
LRRbot: Skeletal Scrying [XB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard. / You draw X cards and you lose X life.
corpocracy: @superdude097 I believe above. Intuition is on the stack when the Squee's are discarded
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LoneGoat: judge? the graveyard order on vindicate and decree was the other way around
imper1al_gg: hi gang, just dropping by to say it was great to meet everybody in Vegas and signing my playmat and pretty sol ring :3
LRRbot: Gerrard's Verdict [WB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. You gain 3 life for each land card discarded this way.
flatluigi: i don't know if serge's graveyard order matters
Fruan: See! This is what I was talking about!
pyramidhead676: zombie infestation? we’re so back
ArchRequiemD: So is Akroma viable in this format
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
corpocracy: Yeah, my Reanimator deck plays Akroma
r10pez10: there aren't many formats where akroma isn't a house
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BrowneePointz: A Flombie
evil_h2o_elf: that kaja foglio swords art is so good
LRRbot: Exalted Angel [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life. / Morph {2}{W}{W}
LRRbot: Forbid [1UU] | Instant | Buyback—Discard two cards. / Counter target spell.
BrowneePointz: Hot damn Exalted angel
IamGreven: dont reanimate akroma with a black ench
joshpm88:
first time in a long time being able to catch a stream, lets goo
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Haunting Echoes [3BB] | Sorcery | Exile all cards from target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. For each card exiled this way, search that player's library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
flatluigi: oh my god
circusofkirkus: LMAO
LoneGoat: yesssssssssssssssss
JDMan94: WOW
BusTed:
Voidhawk42: WHAM
Spades_Slicc: It feels so weird that they have multiple copies of cards
niccus: now that's control
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Game 2?
Rodzos: GG
flatluigi: wheeler dead irl
JDMan94: Man I like legit love this Orzhov deck
definenull: hello judge I would like to report a murder
kynelwynn: GOOOOOTTIIIIIM!
JDMan94: This deck RULES
ShifuDaxiongmao:
I believe that's a "gottem" 
MegaDosX: Wow
ArchRequiemD: Did we just see a man Die
TheWriterAleph: squees'd him out
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that card is brutal
MegaDosX: Why don't you take his lunch money too while you're at it Serge?
TehAmelie: oof
Voidhawk42: "What if Surgical Extraction was a Wrath for the graveyard"
gualdhar: Serge I think that was a crime against humanity
Desruprot: Haunting Echoes strong
Sogheim: Serge being an absolute monster tonight
Rourke9: combo with omnipresent imposter
definenull: how do you even sideboard against that tho
ShifuDaxiongmao:
I remember the combo with traumatize + haunting echoes
Hewdra: holy Fucking SHIT
nimbus_machine: damn that goes so hard
Mai_Andra: to the side, on the board.
Hewdra: Magic: The Gathering
niccus: in a way it's 5 mana do nothing. in other ways...
shendaras: @ShifuDaxiongmao oof
ladyjessica: it’s 2002 and I’m getting back into magic after going to university. this is what I love about this format
CypherRaze: What exactly IS premodern? Like what set does it start with and end with?
ladyjessica: 4th to scourge
Stardackk: 4th edition to scurge
Stardackk: i cant spell to save my life today
CypherRaze: That's such a peculiar window of sets lol
kynelwynn: Look at his hat
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its a fun art
r10pez10: damn, shuffling with his eyes closed
CypherRaze: He's a pro
Hewdra: cut the Swords ngl
nimbus_machine:
ShittyThePirate:
LRRbot: Krovikan Horror [3B] | Creature — Horror Spirit [2/2] | At the beginning of the end step, if this card is in your graveyard with a creature card directly above it, you may return this card to your hand. / {1}, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
maywecomein: @cypherraze old border but not impossible to acquire, I guess? revised to 4th was a notable drop in power/price (not as huge as unlimited to revised ofc)
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: That's sure a creature
flatluigi: so it leaves if it's bottoming
LoneGoat: any death sparks??
J_trans_rights: !decklist
Micalovits: !decks
r10pez10: i would probably order a burger from a graveyard
kynelwynn: How well does monoblack Hypno/Hymn/Megrim do in this format? I remember that f my college days being so oppressive
hidingbox: Free wonder? Sign me up!
r10pez10: five ninjas
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
letsbelgo: thats a stinky keep
LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
TehAmelie: @letsbelgo a steep, if you will
r10pez10: 66/34
sallomon33: @CypherRaze It was meant to bridge the gap between OldSchool 1993/1994, another unique format, and Modern, that's why it's so peculiar lol
shendaras: Serge: 66% of all symbols are white, rest are black.
theamc2000: what is megrim
kynelwynn: !card Megrim
LRRbot: Megrim [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent discards a card, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
superdude097: !card megrim
LRRbot: Megrim [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent discards a card, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
NeoKevlar: 2 damage when card gets discarded
hidingbox: flashbacks to tinker jar
LRRbot: Engineered Plague [2B] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / All creatures of the chosen type get −1/−1.
NeoKevlar: i dont remember if bottomless pit is in these sets
Sogheim: is Antiquities included in Premodern? I think it was after 4th edition
LRRbot: Gerrard's Verdict [WB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. You gain 3 life for each land card discarded this way.
ShifuDaxiongmao: gotta love Mr Teeth
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
IamGreven: botomless pit is legal
IamGreven: stronghold i believe
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LoneGoat: gotttttttttttem
A_Dub888: Can I play mono Brushwaggs?
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
IamGreven: some decks play Stupor
OldUncleDan: No OG duals?
hidingbox: I thought hymn is not legal no?
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
Decaped: Is hypnotic specter the most "modern" card in this format?
J_trans_rights: there’s mono black moneyball, which I like cause it’s named after a movie I haven’t watched.
kynelwynn: Hymn is banned in Pauper iirc
LRRbot: Skeletal Scrying [XB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard. / You draw X cards and you lose X life.
Cptasparagus: can you write relentless rats clause on brushwagg?
Stardackk: brain freeze is also legal
corpocracy: You can absolutely turn one dark rit into hippie
Spades_Slicc: @Cptasparagus You can write anything you want on a card, doesn't make it rules text
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
NeoKevlar: Erm, can you update the overlay to give serge his victory muffin?
r10pez10: is aurochs viable
JDMan94: At least it's funny bad
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
LRRbot: Haunting Echoes [3BB] | Sorcery | Exile all cards from target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. For each card exiled this way, search that player's library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
nimbus_machine: its not bad! it just hasnt won yet!
LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle this card, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Dog_of_Myth: @nimbus_machine Good call back
JDMan94: Portent deez
Stardackk: i love the sound wheeler's cards make when he looks at the top 3, such a good flip
nimbus_machine:
LRRbot: Eternal Dragon [5WW] | Creature — Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / {3}{W}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. / Plainscycling {2}
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
gamblingaregood: But it's saturday
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
TehAmelie: this is some kind of endurance fight
LRRbot: Secluded Steppe | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / Cycling {W}
gamblingaregood: No test of endurance is a life gain card
LRRbot: Foil [2UU] | Instant | You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
kynelwynn: Test of Wills is in this format as is Enlightened Tutor
kynelwynn: 250+ card deck time, go!
OldUncleDan: Are the OG Duals not in the format?
TehAmelie: but they are putting each other under duress
LRRbot: Gerrard's Verdict [WB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. You gain 3 life for each land card discarded this way.
LRRbot: Intuition [2U] | Instant | Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
gamblingaregood: That's true
HadesLeprechaun: there's no Lab Man, but there is Battle of Wits, Mortal Combat, and Test of Endurance for some 'win the game' cards
Micalovits: Oh THAT is sick
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
gamblingaregood: Where's the line for premodern?
BrowneePointz: yes ice age was after fourth Nelly
lamina5432: we know serge plays worse when he is too relaxed
shendaras:
lamina5432: GG
gamblingaregood: Beaten to death by a 5/5. Fair beans
TehAmelie:
sallomon33: @gamblingaregood 4th edition to scourge, the last old border set
CypherRaze: This is such a wild format
hidingbox: it’s fine get a fast psychatog into FoF it able
kynelwynn: You could make a Slivers deck.
gamblingaregood: @sallomon33 Thank
IamGreven: tinker is legal and not restricted
gamblingaregood: Wait are they bo1? (Runbacks notwithstanding)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: On the play, getting down the furnace T1 before Wheeler has counterplay, I'd be super tempted.
flatluigi: @gamblingaregood this is game 3
flatluigi: wheeler lost twice
gamblingaregood: Coolio
J_trans_rights: could you do esper infestation?
Micalovits: Yea, notmal Bo3
ShifuDaxiongmao:
now he can demolish them in next commander game
A_Dub888: what color is his blood?
kynelwynn: @A_Dub888 Blue, clearly. As he's upper class high society.
flatluigi: but cl;osing my eys makes it hard to type
thraximore:
Voidhawk42: The deck whispering in Wheeler's ear like a roman emperor "remember you are mortal"
r10pez10: you aren't squee, sire
flatluigi: judge, nelson's giving game advice
niccus: when this deck fizzles it's like miming juggling
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
CypherRaze: Now he's gonna wish he had kept that Black Lotus
Kentosaurus: there's no rule in the game you have to open your eyes (I am not a judge)
gamblingaregood: That's a lotta knowledge
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
Cptasparagus: Thats really funny Kathleen
MegaDosX: @Kentosaurus I wonder if anyone has ever figured out Braille Magic for blind people
Natedogg2: We have Interdict for activated abilities.
hidingbox: nice port, idiot!
LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Natedogg2: I assume Tempest is legal here?
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
CypherRaze: I know Portent is in this format, but is Rich Tent?
gamblingaregood: Isn't tempest pre 4th?
BrowneePointz: chat, are you a RISH-uh-dan or a rih-SHAW-din port sayer?
Mr_Bitterness: Tempest is definitely after 4th
Kentosaurus: @MegaDosX I guess you could have a helper typing out card names into a braille reader, but that would get out of hand quickly
gamblingaregood: Ri SHAD n
Micalovits: Are there any good cards in the deck?
CypherRaze: @BrowneePointz I'm a Rye-shadn person
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
CypherRaze: of tequila?
OldUncleDan: All I am saying is, that Teferi's Moat would brick Wheeler's deck (if you ignore Wonder.)
gamblingaregood: Hurhurhur
Hewdra: my brother in christ you SAID THE WORDS
Micalovits: The what now
ShifuDaxiongmao: the classic nickname
DMGlol:
take the duress 
A_Dub888: there are adults here??
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Territan: Hyuk his hyum.
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
flatluigi: serge i saw that
BrowneePointz: everyone always talks about Da Kree of Justice. and never Da Skrull of Justice
gamblingaregood: Ooook so it's basically alliances and earlier that's the line. So more or less just saying no to power I guess?
Hewdra: !judge yard order lmao
corpocracy: @gamblingaregood Yeah, no power, no duals, nor FOW
gamblingaregood: Are there any sets carved out? Like us urzas block legal?
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
FenrisSchafer: @BrowneePointz 🤣
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Psychatog [1UB] | Creature — Atog [1/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
SoylentDoener: @gamblingaregood the portal sets are not legal, as they also havent been legal at that time in sanctioned play
corpocracy: Urzas block is legal! It's up to Scourge
A_Dub888:
Psychic Frog's legal?! 
gamblingaregood: (I know the duress in screen is urzas, but duress has been reprinted a bunch)
goombalax: @A_Dub888 I will make it legal
Sogheim: I looked up prices on some of these cards, I cannot afford this format
gamblingaregood: Dr teeth
gamblingaregood: Smiley boi
corpocracy: @Sogheim Yeah, the reserved list is a curse
corpocracy: But most places that play are proxy friendly
Sogheim: I just wanted a Quiet Roar deck like I used to have. it's not cheap.
LRRbot: Chain of Vapor [U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land of their choice. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
gamblingaregood: Does that deck play any red sources or is squee exactly and only discard fodder?
kynelwynn: Y'know you were down on Megrim earlier, but it'd shut Wheeler's deck plan down
Spades_Slicc: you know about a gush
LRRbot: Skeletal Scrying [XB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard. / You draw X cards and you lose X life.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Psychatog [1UB] | Creature — Atog [1/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
hd_dabnado: a squee in the hand is worth a tog in the bush
gamblingaregood: Ew
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
LoneGoat: there's Mental Note
odddirective: !wonder
IamGreven: tog best zombie
gamblingaregood: Just play psychatog. A lesson a lesson for the ages
gamblingaregood: We all learned a lot
NeoKevlar: Where was the kathleen commentary?! I was hoping for witty quips
Micalovits: The unheard quip is the deadliest
gamblingaregood: It's like mental torture, the unspoken quip is the funniest
Hewdra: woop woop !
NeoKevlar: This track's opening sounds like the danny phantom intro
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
MegaDosX: !card indicate
LRRbot: Indicate [0] | Sorcery | Target permanent.
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DeM0nFiRe: Not the NIntendo 64!
ignitionpoint: siiiiiiix seeeeveeen
MegaDosX: @ignitionpoint No.
MrPipboy3000: Alright Kathleen, keep your secrets
ignitionpoint: @MegaDosX but yes
MegaDosX: @ignitionpoint I will suplex you.
letsbelgo: mooooneyball
rosesmcgee: athletics
MrPipboy3000: Moneyball slaps
theamc2000: Oakland athletics
ignitionpoint: @MegaDosX ok fine, I just wanted my one
gualdhar: athletics
TehAmelie: i should watch that sometime
GasCityGaming: Oakland A's
superdude097: Oakland Athletics
Kaaannaaa: The Athletics
Juliamon: Oakland-at-the-time A's
OldUncleDan:
Las Vegas Athletics!
GasCityGaming: Sacramento A's currently
Thadrin46: Really good film
frameshifty: the oakland As currently sacramento As soon to be vegas As
MrPipboy3000: Its not a fincher film
ArtDecoSunburn: Sabremetrics.
OldUncleDan: And they got destroyed by The Twins.
foolish_s4mwise: it’s ok, they’re both Cali teams that nobody likea
Vinewood_OG: The cast is almost entirely cancelled?
62MGcobra: and it gets on base
ChaoticObserver: You kind of ignore some actual elements of how those Athletics teams came together to make it make sense though
foolish_s4mwise: Bobby kotick is in that movie
MrPipboy3000: Bennett Miller is the director
Kentosaurus: written by aaron sorkin, who worked with fincher on social network
MrPipboy3000: Same guy that did Foxcatcher
Territan: And the thought that crossed my mind could get me banned here.
ckupf: Sorkin did the screenplay
Vinewood_OG: That hack Sorkin
oberon939: Black goodstuff?
ContingentCat:
Cptasparagus: now it makes sense why I dont like Wheeler's takes
A_Dub888: Jokes on you, I've got Pokerogue on my 2nd tab
Vinewood_OG: I mean it was no SportsNight
foolish_s4mwise: I don’t have West Wing, I have *Sports Night*, thank you very much
foolish_s4mwise: @vinewood_og hell yea
ContingentCat:
@Vinewood_OG So underrated 
foolish_s4mwise: sports night lovers rise up
Julian_Rogue: Mono black jund em
OldUncleDan:
I played Pre-Modern back when it was called "Type 2".
Dog_of_Myth:
ignitionpoint: @MegaDosX are you a mod?
Spades_Slicc: The mono B game plan: "Hurt people hurt people"
MegaDosX: @ignitionpoint Sure aren't
Micalovits:
Goblin Lackey my beloved 
Territan: "Goblynergy."
ignitionpoint: @MegaDosX damn
kynelwynn: Orcish Lumberjack
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
ContingentCat: Nelly's all about those naturals
LRRbot: Siege-Gang Commander [3RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | When this creature enters, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / {1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Bitterness: I'm hoping for the turn one Dark Ritual - Hypnotic Specter
kynelwynn: Did KAthleen wanna read Lackey?
MegaDosX: !card goblin lackey
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
e_bloc: fond memories of getting someone real good with therapy in the top 8 naming argothian enchantress--hit 1 in game 1 and 2 in game 2 on turn 1
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
MegaDosX: Uh oh
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
e_bloc: I missed it, is braids in here
LRRbot: Mossfire Valley | Land | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{G}.
LRRbot: Goblin Piledriver [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/2] | Protection from blue / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
LoneGoat: did kathleen not get tipped off that cabal therapy has flashback
TheMadS8nt: come on sharpshooter!
TehAmelie: a bit less of mindgames than in the last game. this is nice for my 3 am brain
LRRbot: Smother [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
e_bloc: never really a bad time to smother a piledriver
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picaroon13: don’t forget about the flashback on cabal therapy
LRRbot: Hypnotic Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.
hd_dabnado: loved piledriver back in magic origins
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
TehAmelie: at the end of the rainbow is a goblin with a pot of gold
e_bloc: I'm sure therapy options will come up between games, for many meanings of therapy
Mr_Bitterness: It's what made me love playing Black, especially mono-Black
TehAmelie: i did that like 5 times today in Shandalar
MegaDosX: Is Gempalm Incinerator in the format?
LoneGoat: yes
e_bloc: sure as shit is
MegaDosX: Spicy
e_bloc: legions
e_bloc: all goblins in play
MegaDosX: I'm familiar with the card, just wasn't sure how old it is
IamGreven: oh she could of flashback therapy and name piledriver
IamGreven: after the rat was played
LoneGoat: goblin recruiter is banned tho
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
MegaDosX: Oh this guy
Simriel: I just tuned in and saw a Hypnotic Specter. This is exactly what I want
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
e_bloc: "all the goblins"
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
MegaDosX: Oh hey I summoned one
Micalovits: I love my 4 mana 2/2 draw 4
Simriel:
If only it had been cast off of Dark Ritual turn 1
DMGlol: 4 mana draw 4 seems good
e_bloc: I forgot red also got fact or fiction
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: I have one in my Grub EDH deck
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
BrowneePointz: why ringleader when you can Recruiter Snoop
Micalovits: Don't worry, it is still played in legacy goblins
BrowneePointz: (in Canlander)
Micalovits: Canlander is mostly that you don't have the enough of the good slower goblins
LRRbot: Plaguebearer [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {X}{X}{B}: Destroy target nonblack creature with mana value X.
e_bloc: oh love this card
IamGreven: now a 50 bucks card
marxmarksman: Some classic Ron Spencer art. Love it.
LRRbot: Mogg Fanatic [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
e_bloc: damn I wish I had more than one plaguebearer
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
TehAmelie: i think that's how goblins in fiction beat you
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
e_bloc: at least the upshot of having played goblins in standard at this time (with skullclamp legal) is at least I know what all these cards do
LRRbot: Withered Wretch [BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
e_bloc: it was a sick rate for the time
Krotash: The real OG Scooze
A_Dub888: Zombleric
e_bloc: itd be like a 3/1
MrPipboy3000: Or a one drop
Lady_Ode: WHich format is this, I'm just tuning in
e_bloc: oh yeah for just B, can't block
HadesLeprechaun: it might actually be in my Grimgrin commander deck, still. It still does the thing!
Lady_Ode: It says 4 player pre modern but I can only see 2 players, so I'm asking
Micalovits: Seems like a good use of a ritual
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
Juliamon: Lady_Ode 4 players total, 2 at a time
Lady_Ode: Ah, I see
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Goblin King [1RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Other Goblins get +1/+1 and have mountainwalk.
LRRbot: Graveborn Muse [2BB] | Creature — Zombie Spirit [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Zombies you control.
jessicaengle: !findquote goblin
LRRbot: Quote #9232: "Oh, I do understand; you're a goblin." —Beej, about Heather [2025-01-03]
e_bloc: yeah it was a bit of a dumpstering
MegaDosX: Goblins go vroom
e_bloc: Kathleen's hand seemed very good against things that were not goblins
LRRbot: Engineered Plague [2B] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / All creatures of the chosen type get −1/−1.
Lady_Ode: Oh, Engineered Plague my love
hidingbox: seems pretty good
e_bloc: can you side in like 7
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e_bloc: turn 1 dark rit plague gg?
MegaDosX: Serge would know how that feels getting your goblins plagued thanks to that one time with Beej
A_Dub888:
Serge wouldn't know anything about engineered plagues naming goblins would he?
Lady_Ode: Yeah I had a person concede immediately after I cast Engineered Plague vs hit rat deck (in Commander too)
e_bloc: 4 plagues it is
LRRbot: Diabolic Edict [1B] | Instant | Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Micalovits: Good ol edict
e_bloc: diabolic edict: if you need to side out graveborn muse
Lady_Ode: I like sudden edict more, but i think it doesnt exist in PreM
e_bloc: muse seems straight bad
e_bloc: true, but if you want to go for sorcery speed there's chainer's edict
e_bloc: with flashback for 5BB
e_bloc: aforementioned naturalize
HadesLeprechaun: clearly I can't choose the goblet in front of me!
Spades_Slicc: If your mango
e_bloc: my question would probably be "which of these cards in my deck deal damage to me"--like graveborn muse doesnt seem ideal
Micalovits: Cursed scroll lets you grind, which is super important against goblins
e_bloc: totally understand, I did not look at whole decklist
BenByTheWay: Why did she call it moneyball?
e_bloc: I would agree muse is better than duress
goombalax: Speaking of Muse, I was at a record shop today and had to control myself from getting a vinyl of Black Holes and Revelations
Spades_Slicc: @e_bloc A perfect distillation of a magic player "I did not read the whole thing, I have strong opinions"
e_bloc: @Spades_Slicc I was told this is how you have to exist on the internet
Cptasparagus: Wheeler could explain it from Kathleen's office
Spades_Slicc: @e_bloc You can exist however you want forever
e_bloc: is ravenous rats kevin youklis
ArtDecoSunburn: Speaking of a similarly named movie, is there a "Moneytrain" deck anyone has developed?
MrPipboy3000: @e_bloc He gets on base
e_bloc: @MrPipboy3000 he isnt sexy but he does the work
LRRbot: Cursed Scroll [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, this artifact deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
ArtDecoSunburn: @goombalax That would be neat to display next to a turntable.
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
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LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
InfiniTokens: have you let the rats get super hungry in preparation?
HadesLeprechaun: Boltis legal
scrambled_doot: Bolt is legal and very good
LRRbot: Goblin King [1RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Other Goblins get +1/+1 and have mountainwalk.
scrambled_doot: There's a fork of Moneyball called MachineHead that's basically just Black cards+Bolt
LRRbot: Smother [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
letsbelgo: lol
LRRbot: Hypnotic Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.
e_bloc: @scrambled_doot does void make the cut? assumed that was the namesake card from when I played it in standard
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
scrambled_doot: @e_bloc I dont believe so no
gibbousm: oof
HadesLeprechaun: RG Goblins seems to be the most popular Premodern deck as of this month, and yeah it runs no spells main deck besides Naturalize
lamina5432: this is such a classic goblin deck
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
e_bloc: yeah I imagine too slow for this format, heck it was probably too slow for standard
scrambled_doot: @e_bloc Looks like their red cards are Bolts, Terminates, and sideboard Red Blasts
Micalovits: The ringleader hitting nothing is really rough
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
scrambled_doot: I'm also seeing some lists on Blazing Specter and Lavaborn Muse thop
e_bloc: @scrambled_doot all in all, sounds like a damn good time
LithelyUnshod: 3, in fact
scrambled_doot: @e_bloc This whole format is just such classic magic
Micalovits: And siege gang and mogg fanatic
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
scrambled_doot: The cards just feel good to cast
e_bloc: I remember when my dream was turn 2 rit blazing specter
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
HadesLeprechaun: my only issue with Premodern is that is stops literally JUST before the set I started playing in and therefore have the most nostalgia for, Mirrodin block
LRRbot: Cursed Scroll [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, this artifact deals 2 damage to any target.
niccus: lackey just makes scroll hit more often (this isn't worth it)
LRRbot: Graveborn Muse [2BB] | Creature — Zombie Spirit [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Zombies you control.
circusofkirkus:
niccus: wait no it's the other hand, right
letsbelgo: I have 4 drawn on by the artist cursed scrolls
e_bloc: there was certainly a time when that was the most sought after card at my shop
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LithelyUnshod: It was basically useless after it rotated out of Standard, until Premodern took off
LRRbot: Goblin Piledriver [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/2] | Protection from blue / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
TehAmelie: same procedure as last year?
hidingbox: how does she do it?
LRRbot: Siege-Gang Commander [3RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | When this creature enters, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / {1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.
e_bloc: stabilizing at 12 with active scroll is a big game
HadesLeprechaun: I think Kathleen has found the line
tehfewl: 3 goblins
e_bloc: cursed scroll is a 3-for-0 so far
LRRbot: Graveborn Muse [2BB] | Creature — Zombie Spirit [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Zombies you control.
LRRbot: Engineered Plague [2B] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / All creatures of the chosen type get −1/−1.
MegaDosX: There it is
30teracyte: plague is an enchantment, not a sorcery
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
hidingbox: plague is in play for what its worth
circusofkirkus: plague is an enchantment
MegaDosX: And yeah Plague stays in play
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
Fruan: Scroll can go face, right?
e_bloc: sure can
e_bloc: I guess one good dumpstering deserves another
MegaDosX: Yeah
scrambled_doot: @Fruan Yawp
scrambled_doot: Scroll gambling is super fun when it's make or break
GirlPainting: mini elish norn
TehAmelie:
mmm muffin
MegaDosX: Kathleen is seeing the Matrix now
scrambled_doot: My favorite thing to do on Sligh is to activate Scroll, name Fireblast, then double fireblast them
TehAmelie: the Matrix is a single line of goblins
HadesLeprechaun: yeah also going face is important
e_bloc: face is often the place
Silver_Drgn: Is it worth to curse scroll in upkeep incase you draw a high cost spell?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
MegaDosX: @Silver_Drgn That sounds defensible
e_bloc: @MegaDosX 1000%
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Micalovits: The closest thing was to remind that goblin lackey is, indeed, a card
MegaDosX: Oh no
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
Micalovits: Warchief for free t2 is also disgusting
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
e_bloc: yeah this is a gross turn
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature. / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
e_bloc: but one good plague can accomplish a lot
MegaDosX: "I got a fuckin' gun" - Voxy with a Goblin Sharpshooter
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
MegaDosX: Voxy cast one playing against Kibler, who was playing a 1/1 theme deck at the time
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX That was a hilarious episode
Micalovits: Sharpshooter i one of my fav cards, it can get silly with combat math
LRRbot: Nantuko Shade [BB] | Creature — Insect Shade [2/1] | {B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Plaguebearer [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {X}{X}{B}: Destroy target nonblack creature with mana value X.
MegaDosX: You can also give Sharpshooter deathtouch somehow to turn it into a selective wrath
e_bloc: moments before disaster
LoneGoat: it is the exact opposite of good
LRRbot: Cursed Scroll [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, this artifact deals 2 damage to any target.
e_bloc: is that the only forest in the deck
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
kellyfurtado: !decks
Juliamon: !decks
MegaDosX: Worrisome
e_bloc: thank you!
hidingbox: lackey still doing it
Micalovits: I like the ringleader, she is probably dead next turn anyway
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
MegaDosX: Kathleen you are in danger
Micalovits: The reason you play no bolts main is that ringleader like this draws like 2.8 cards on avarage
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
e_bloc: really putting the cursed in cursed scroll
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
LRRbot: Plaguebearer [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {X}{X}{B}: Destroy target nonblack creature with mana value X.
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Cursed Scroll [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, this artifact deals 2 damage to any target.
RangerAlpha7: Kathleen paleness is too powerful
MegaDosX: The card reader has some very interesting interpretations of cards
Micalovits: I saw that wrath of god on the stack, she totally cast it right
MegaDosX: Kathleen was the Wrath of God all along
letsbelgo: rolling is boring for that, just pick!
e_bloc: its odd that the "opponent chooses" "at random"
Simonark: Of all the ways to find out Kathleen was the manifested wrath of god, this wasn’t what I’d have guessed. What board wipe is Serge?
InfiniTokens: "I'm not dead yet" is not a good sign.
HadesLeprechaun: I mean selecting from facedown cards I would say is effectively random
Micalovits: Dunno, she looks pretty deadto me
LoneGoat: was there a mossfire valley too?
e_bloc: its funny when you draw it
bububu__01: @Simonark supreme verdict (he's a judge)
MegaDosX: There was a Mossfire Valley yeah
Juliamon: Simonark Jokulhaups for no reason
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
InfiniTokens: My board wipe is Hour of Reckoning. "destroy all nontoken creatures"
LRRbot: Goblin Piledriver [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/2] | Protection from blue / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
e_bloc: I have to say, I would be hard pressed not to put a miser's upheaval in Wheeler's deck, although I am sure it's too slow
LRRbot: Naturalize [1G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
62MGcobra: oofa doofa
MegaDosX: Goblins gonna goblin
LoadingReadyRun:
I remember that when the Amonket fancy spellbook cards with the hieroglyphs are loaded into the card reader it kept seeing them as people's hand
LithelyUnshod: I would have named Ringleader, but it wouldn't have mettered
Cavemanhar: but then sharpshooter just goes to the dome
LithelyUnshod: *matered
LithelyUnshod: *mattered
e_bloc: I don't think there's much that could have been done with those hands that game
InfiniTokens: "All of the cards had a lot of words" Describe Magic in less than 10 words
Simonark: You could market this as a big deal in the MTG community, an invitation to the Moonbase can reveal your inner Magic Card through the oracle of the reader.
LoneGoat: @Cavemanhar it's not about preventing the sharpshooter from activating, it was that there isn't a priority window for nelly to kill the plaguebearer between it resolving and kathleen casting cabal therapy
Simonark: Every PPR guest will leave knowing their inner rectangular self.
e_bloc: but then you show up and it's carnival of souls and you're just like. . . *sigh*
Cavemanhar: @LoneGoat fair im just thinking about what sharpshooter just does to games like this
MegaDosX: @LoneGoat There would technically be a trigger on Sharpshooter to untap when Kathleen sacrifices the creature in this scenario, so it could go face and untap
MegaDosX: !card goblin sharpshooter
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature. / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
LoadingReadyRun: Given the ubiquity of goblins in the MtG universe, I feel like maybe we should just keep the engineered plague for goblins around
e_bloc: thats a little anti-goblinesque, isn't it
e_bloc: squee's a good goblin
Juliamon: I wonder what genetics make a goblin a goblin
LoneGoat: @MegaDosX yes i know, but that's not what's being discussed. if plaguebearer was a creature with an ETB, nelly could shoot it before kathleen could therapy
e_bloc: @Juliamon I think they cover that in the original flavor text for goblin offensive
REDphd: magic is woke now
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Cavemanhar: @LoneGoat I understand the play being discussed im just saying nelly would get an untap trigger for sharpshooter and could tap in response to ping kathleen directly instead of the creature
Cavemanhar: but doesnt really matter
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
LRRbot: Hypnotic Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.
e_bloc: yeah
Cavemanhar: turn one hypi
Micalovits: 90's magic! Lets go
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
Steelwolf171: We used to call them Hypnotic Lightning Rods
e_bloc: I love it when a plan comes together
HadesLeprechaun: I like that the proxy hypnotic spectre isnt white bordered but the card reader picks it up that way
LRRbot: Exalted Angel [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life. / Morph {2}{W}{W}
LRRbot: Infest [1BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Withered Wretch [BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
e_bloc: nowadays infest turns into damnation if you gain 1 life
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Diabolic Edict [1B] | Instant | Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
dr_pleco: Scavenging ooze in the shed out back
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
hidingbox: it could be a boat
LRRbot: Hypnotic Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.
e_bloc: what year is this
LRRbot: Exalted Angel [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life. / Morph {2}{W}{W}
LRRbot: Engineered Plague [2B] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / All creatures of the chosen type get −1/−1.
CrossXhunteR: back in time from FNM to catch some premodern
Spades_Slicc: Smaller than before
e_bloc: I mean is duress even good there
hidingbox: funnily enough, not a complete zero given decree
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
LoadingReadyRun: "I will make a plague that kills Angels" sounds like something from Dr. Who
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun but with that power you could cure cancer
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
dr_pleco: thank goodness he had an answer
e_bloc: vindicate swamp is defensible
LRRbot: Seal of Cleansing [1W] | Enchantment | Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Exalted Angel [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life. / Morph {2}{W}{W}
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Nantuko Shade [BB] | Creature — Insect Shade [2/1] | {B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
e_bloc: I like this BW ponza deck
eleventyearl: Serge should be sideboard face up too
circusofkirkus: anti-circle tech
LRRbot: Dystopia [1BB] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent of their choice.
dr_pleco: I mean, I guess technically seal of cleansing counts if you squint
e_bloc: it is funny that angel gets around gloom
LRRbot: Spiritual Focus [1W] | Enchantment | Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard a card, you gain 2 life and you may draw a card.
dr_pleco: that's some hilarious tech
e_bloc: I love that they always threw some crazy white enchantment in just about every block
MegaDosX: It's like the nega-Thoughtseize
LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle this card, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
e_bloc: "if you have the plague"
dr_pleco: @e_bloc I love this format because they usually are all just slightly too niche to be playable
LoneGoat: where did the duress go
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LoneGoat: oh there it is
e_bloc: @dr_pleco yeah I love when one just pops up and you're like "oh yeah, that exists"
LRRbot: Smother [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
Fruan: Getting to see Serge's hand is amazing. Ripping something out of it is just gravy
goldreaver: duress is eternal. even on current day standard it is only bad against a single deck (mono green landfall)
Fruan: @goldreaver Duress is the perfect Magic card.
dr_pleco: it's what we're here for lol
e_bloc: smother and plaguebearer are kinda funny because they are amazing against morphed angel and practically worthless against unmorphed angel
goldreaver: even on stompy I often throw away they nature's rhytm
Micalovits: Side board discussions is pretty interesting
MegaDosX: It's interesting seeing the process
MegaDosX: Especially, at least for me, for an unfamiliar format
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e_bloc: why even play magic then
e_bloc: all I want is a premodern deck with a transformational sideboard, like UW control into rebels
goldreaver: I love when I use my only 1 and 2 drops on round one so they sideboard against an aggresive deck but I'm actually playing the most greedy slow thing imaginable
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
hidingbox: Just your regular reminder of Nelson playing Hidetsugu's second rite killing Wheeler
62MGcobra: but i thought sideboarding is admitting defeat
e_bloc: Haunting Echoes is my favorite card of all time
LRRbot: Withered Wretch [BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
62MGcobra:
hidingbox: Forget if it was exactly a sideboard thing or if it actually was maindeck plan in that LGS challenge
LRRbot: Hypnotic Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
e_bloc: cant wait for the echoes to rip all those factories out
LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
goldreaver: what are the odds an orzhov deck has more than two pieces of removal?
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Withered Wretch [BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
LRRbot: Haunting Echoes [3BB] | Sorcery | Exile all cards from target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. For each card exiled this way, search that player's library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
e_bloc: all things considered, exiling your own gy would be a good idea here because of echoes
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
hidingbox: yet to introduce a card caring about exile order
goldreaver: oh the duress bug also applies to haunting echoes?
e_bloc:
by that angel thing surely she meant Decree of Justice right
LRRbot: Aura of Silence [1WW] | Enchantment | Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost {2} more to cast. / Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Eternal Dragon [5WW] | Creature — Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / {3}{W}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. / Plainscycling {2}
GasCityGaming: edicts methinks
e_bloc: is it a very diabolic hand
hidingbox: does the deck perchance run drain life?
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
e_bloc:
death grasp is in the format 
dr_pleco: diabolical
HadesLeprechaun: Any chance for a Wheeler v Kathleen for losers bracket? lol
HadesLeprechaun: *not winners
NeoKevlar: Did she have a creature land to block the soldiers?
kjart: GGs
forshamesir: @NeoKevlar Nope, pair of Wastelands
e_bloc: premodern but with coldsnap
Micalovits: Can't wait for pre-modern horizons one
letsbelgo: My creditcard number is 5
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Thecrdbrdsamurai: 0123 4567 8910 1112 08/27 369
hidingbox:
MegaDosX: 8008 1358 6753 0900
e_bloc: splash for firestorm
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Dog_of_Myth:
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HadesLeprechaun: according to most sites its **** - **** - **** - ****
IamGreven: squee has never been casted in premodern
hidingbox: hunter2
TheMadS8nt: you can cast a squee? did they change squee?
hidingbox: hey it works
e_bloc: squee never asked for any of this
Thecrdbrdsamurai: what's with all the *'s?
Dog_of_Myth: !store
Micalovits: @TheMadS8nt I mean, the second squee you often cast like a million times 4
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NotCainNorAbel:
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MegaDosX: Good bit Serge
Micalovits: !card wrath of god
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
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Simonark: Everything has been sleeved with Dragon Shield, even the arms.
PipeSmokingOwl: good magic
MegaDosX: What did I ever do for me though
e_bloc: premodern but you also have to dress like its the year 2000
ignitionpoint: based
CrossXhunteR: serge should play current standard, his eyes would bleed
Dog_of_Myth: Pretty much
PipeSmokingOwl: Yess Rhythm Doctor!
Dog_of_Myth: Game is good
PipeSmokingOwl: its soooo good
e_bloc: one of the best rhythm games to watch imo
Micalovits: Good one
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon:
MegaDosX:
e_bloc:
e_bloc: nailed it
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
e_bloc: making out on the sidewalk is op
Micalovits: You are probably the top 1% best behaved of riot sponsored people
Micalovits: Uhhh, probably more forbidden solitaire from Ben!
e_bloc:
500
Makoforte: i thought they already ran a kickstarter for that?
Juliamon: New edition KS
Makoforte: ahhh
Dog_of_Myth:
goldreaver: why didn't anyone let me know
MegaDosX: It's on camera with hundreds of witnesses, seems legally binding
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coachNelly: thanks for the games y’all (letting you know)
MegaDosX: Nice.
lamina5432: gnight
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goldreaver: @DeM0nFiRe nice
e_bloc: nice
goldreaver: thanks for the guys stream!
DeM0nFiRe:
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Thecrdbrdsamurai:
goldreaver: no wait
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thanks wheeler, i wasnt sure
calculated_uncertainties: Oh that was good
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
niccus: !card axebane stag
LRRbot: Axebane Stag [6G] | Creature — Elk [6/7]
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