Crossing the Streams || Jackbox

 Sethalidos: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #4375: "So that's what this app can do for us. Let's not use the app." —Ian [2017-10-02]
  LunarJade: words to live by
  Juliamon: truly
 DoodlestheGreat: You wish more devs would do so.
  Juliamon: a local TV station has a 5-second ad spot that is literally just someone saying "Download the [channel] app today!" and every time I see it I just say "no."
SaxPython: At least it's efficient...?
  Juliamon: if they can't be bothered to even give me a reason, I can't be bothered to download it
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: If you've got to have crime, better it be organized crime.
  Juliamon: Timely
 TehAmelie: ha
  Juliamon: anyway, enjoy this tiny snail https://mastodon.ie/@1moremin/116635519494278954
 DoodlestheGreat: @Juliamon The software equivalent of those "Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!" ads.
 TehAmelie: wow, it's so tiny
ButButTheJesus: SNEL SMOL 
SaxPython: I did enjoy that
 DoodlestheGreat: Itsy bitsy.
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon tiny snail!
KeytarCat: ᵈᶦˢᶜᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: The rest of Ian
 PharaohBender27: Where's the other part of Ian, LRRbot? WHERE!?
  Juliamon: outside the box
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 baltimore_667083: 
 LordZarano: 
 PharaohBender27: Well-done, @LordZarano !
ButButTheJesus: @LordZarano nice
 Strebenherz: Nice Zarano
 TehAmelie: time for some word crimes eh
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !searchfortreasure
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 TehAmelie: 
  Juliamon: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 DarkMorford:   
 baltimore_667083: 
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 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: Bounce the baseballs with your face.
 TehAmelie: and probably t-shirt crimes
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 darkcyril: Chat, how are we tonight?
 lamina5432: evenin
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 Drasvin: Jack those Boxes!
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 kusinohki: meows
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 LeeshaJoy: Ready to box some jacks, or possibly jack some boxes.
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 Micalovits: Hello friends and cuties!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: one Andrew from the teeming mass of humanity
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consolecowboy88: pAllies how’s your Monday been
consolecowboy88: mine has been good
 baltimore_667083: mine’s been
 CaptainEnder7: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #8030: "That was just disastrous within normal parameters." —Ian [2022-04-04]
 baltimore_667083: that’s it
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 GhostValv: almost a year 
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e_bloc watched 125 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
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 PharaohBender27: Mine's been uneventful, and I'm OK with that 
 darkcyril: @consolecowboy88 Been good. Day off from work. And then had our session zero for the Stormlight game my buddy is starting.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just finished a shift at the animal shelter which was deeply soul enriching
 BraveOthello: Who's read to jack the box? ... Wait, that came out wrong ...
 PharaohBender27: Yeah you misspelled ready 
 Diabore: @BraveOthello step 1, cut a hole in the box
 calculated_uncertainties: @BraveOthello Are you sure about that?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If it comes out wrong, you should see a doctor
 BraveOthello: @PharaohBender27 
 red_shoes_jeff: In before the bell!
 e_bloc: jack the box, ball the jack, you know whatever the fad is at the time
 kusinohki: jack be nimble, jack be quick.  jack put on a box to hide from guards....
 neisan2112:    
consolecowboy88: I got a switch lite and I’ve been playing my Pokemon z a
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 PharaohBender27: @BraveOthello Or you did mean the verb, in which case, that *really* came out wrong
DigitalSeahorse: Happy Towel Day and Diskworld Revolution Day!   
 Mr_Bitterness:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: I've resolved to finally finish this kilo/planeswalker commander deck by end of stream
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 nimbus_machine: omg i actually get to be here for a jackbox
 TehAmelie: ahoy!
 Gaelan_Maestro: hai all
 DoodlestheGreat: It's a full house!
 lamina5432: full up today
 baltimore_667083: GRAHAM
 Ravynn: G
ButButTheJesus: buncha cuties
 red_shoes_jeff: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
 calculated_uncertainties: jackin' it
 e_bloc: 
 CodeIndigo: I am so ready to get my box jacked
 BraveOthello: What have I started ...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian AND Beej and Jordynne? What did we do to get this fun crew
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Graham, Angel, Cori, Wheeler, Ian, Beej, Jordynne, and Nelson!
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DigitalSeahorse: do any of you have your towels ready??
Voidhawk42: Who up boxing they jack??
consolecowboy88: Jordynne has a cool bed
 Strebenherz: Tiltyhoouse
 PharaohBender27: Oh no you actually got concussed in that rear-ending, Jordynne!? D:
 e_bloc: this is approaching maximum chaos
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 Getter404: So we have to make sure Jordynne doesn't fall asleep?
 CodeIndigo: wait, am jordynne okay
 e_bloc: with a very high likelihood of piss
 BraveOthello: Jordynne why are you working?!
 Strebenherz: Oh damn
DigitalSeahorse: you should have had your towel!
 red_shoes_jeff: On purpose?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We will see how Nelly does for his first time.
 schordash: 
 eddieatthegov: Jordynne... how...?
 Strebenherz: I hope you're okay, but props for you for helping out the 75 year old
DigitalSeahorse: see, it's towel day and you didn't have your towel did you
 Getter404: No top rope spots for you tonight
Voidhawk42: How does a concussion effect the Funny Bone?
 red_shoes_jeff: Medium funny, they'll tell jokes to ghosts.
 PharaohBender27: Context re Jordynne: https://bsky.app/profile/sick1y.bsky.social/post/3mmjssg7kns2v
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I associate it with mysteries
  Juliamon: Minecraft isn't on Steam is it?
 LordZarano: MPWP!
Alex_Frostfire: Sand and gravel fall, so I guess.
Grumpingtoon: Only sand and gravel so limited “falling blocks”
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: falling, blocks
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 Diabore: mystery prompt!
 e_bloc: I mean we are here
 KaleidoscopeMind: we get to sort too!
 ErynTzun: Mike Papa Welcome Potat
 PharaohBender27: We mostly root for teams and try to do our own sorting, as I recall
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We pick a team and do that same thing as that team
   LoadingReadyRun: code is MPWP
 Twilight_Spark: Fuck, this one.
 LordZarano: Mystery Prompt Wins Peanuts
ButButTheJesus: oh nooo
 lamina5432: are they papa mikes potatoes or potatoes of mike and papa
 baltimore_667083: please do not the cat
 Laurence72: Mormon Protetstants Wiccans Pagans
 KaleidoscopeMind: continuously
 tehfewl: thats every step
 gualdhar: oh I remember this one
 SnackPak_: this is a wild catagory
 gualdhar: we've seen this before
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Best topic EVER
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 e_bloc: finally something harder than how old is this musician
 BrowneePointz: I remember this one!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Seems likely
 Strebenherz: Oh I was mixing up room and name, that's why it didn't work
mk_Triclops: apologize to a cat wikihow! i remember vargskelethor looking at this article during one of his windows destructions a long time ago
 baltimore_667083: Manchester Preston Wigan Portsmouth
 CodeIndigo: wait, i know this one, shock, denial, anger, bargaining...
 darkcyril: Graham, are you implying that you've never apologized to your cat before?
 Dog_of_Myth: When is food involved?
 kusinohki: didn't they get this one before?  (not that I expect anyone to remember the order)
 SnackPak_: is play with cat not the same as give cat attention?
 e_bloc: thats when you shave the cat
 CodeIndigo: where's jackson galaxy when you need him
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  Juliamon: SnackPak_ Petting is not play
 Getter404: Top is considered earlier if they're DIRECTLY on top IIRC
SkylerRingtail subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 136 months, currently on a 136 month streak!
 SkylerRingtail: LRR may not be cats, but I offer you all praise and compliments regardless. No apology, though. You know what you did.
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 HadesLeprechaun: directly on top ends up to the right of ones directly underneath
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Laurence72: I love how Graham, a cat owner, has no clue
 KaleidoscopeMind: someone had to have written this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT IS THIS CATEGORY
 RatherLargeToad: Worf: “I will feed him”
 kusinohki: if perfectly on top of each other, the bottom goes first
 KaleidoscopeMind: continuously
BlasterKyubey210: @Laurence72 Keep this source with a grain of salt
 Getter404: Trash. There is no reasoning with cats/
 TehAmelie: cats are reasonable? where?
 A_Dub888: wait, don’t some of y’all OWN cats? shouldn’t you know this? 
 Rhynerd: let the cat drive
 Dog_of_Myth: @Laurence72 Baxter really changes the curve.
BlasterKyubey210: it's based on Wikihow so
 Strebenherz: Baxter defies all guides
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 Scy_Anide: I feel like these steps could be in any order.
 Hawkwreak: Sick! I got a gift sub. Thanks whomever!
 e_bloc: this article was clearly written by a cat
 KaleidoscopeMind: in the best way
consolecowboy88: one could argue praise the cat, stroke the cat , play with the cat and give cat attention are all the same thing
 Getter404: Ian no
 SnackPak_: sure wikihow
 KaleidoscopeMind: attention like pets, not attention like brainspace
 lamina5432: we all learned something today
ButButTheJesus: hrm
  Sarah_Serinde: I would argue that some of the things before "give the cat attention" qualify as giving the cat attention
 A_Dub888: at what step do we kill the rock?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm glad I wasn't in that team
 e_bloc: today I learned what?
 NotCainNorAbel: and up next, put these numbers in order
 JadedCynic: It's not what MAKES SENSE, it's what THEY SAID; it's like family feud
ButButTheJesus: pls no kick kitty
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: NELLY
Grumpingtoon: @lamina5432 Wikihow is still bonkers
 circusofkirkus: Consult the expert
coachNelly: i was kidding
Alex_Frostfire: No kick Miette!
 pctjoe: the cat is not impressed
consolecowboy88: I read that as first soup and last soup on the left there
coachNelly: no cat violence will truly occur
 JadedCynic: @Grumpingtoon always has been, always will be
consolecowboy88: Hahahhaha
 calculated_uncertainties: anyone else reminded of the old steve martin bit?
consolecowboy88: bahahahahhahaba
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: *side eyes Nelly*
 red_shoes_jeff: @Alex_Frostfire Jail! JAIL FOR MOTHER for a thousand years!
 ErynTzun: Feet are enemy must attack the feeties
  Sarah_Serinde: I would rather have the cat one 
 lamina5432: cats diving in front of feet is very normal
 e_bloc: oh no
 Getter404: What if your cat is a half-stray whose domestication begins and ends at "I will allow you to lock me in an outdoor cage with food at night to survive the coyotes"
 CodeIndigo: jesus hyphen christ
DigitalSeahorse: go to the place where you kicked the cat sit on the floor and wait for cat to come to you and cuddle the cat saying you're sorry once the cat consents to the cuddles
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Jesus H-Christ totally has a hyphen.
 e_bloc: maybe not in your religion
 Strebenherz: I have NO idea how to organize these
 realbadatthis_: I always heard it Jesus H-Christ
 macintose: you have to keep 5cm for Jesus
 ErynTzun: Cats don't understand your vision isn't as good as theirs in the dark
 e_bloc: determine the  hyphenated name
BlasterKyubey210: @Strebenherz Leap fo faith
 korvys: Knowles House Party
ButButTheJesus: wow I don't know most of these
 Micalovits: Mood, no clue who any of theese people are
ButButTheJesus: beej
 PharaohBender27: That first one is really throwing me off
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz o7 is what I'm doing
 circusofkirkus: what alphabet is Beej using
 kusinohki: a b c d e f g....  shoot....
 Getter404: L, famously before K
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Joseph Gorb-Levitt.
 laikagoat: she dips beneath the lasers
 e_bloc: @circusofkirkus its been over ten years, if you have the rosetta stone please share
 DiscordianTokkan: Jason-Gorgo Levitt
 SnackPak_: woooow
 Getter404: Joe-Yo Ma
 CodeIndigo: WAIT
 Saintnex: clearly Mo-Yo Ma
 NoxStryx: I want to know who on the team thinks beyonces name starts with a k or an n
 pleonasticTautology: hello!
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig I got 7 and 8 right by pure coincidence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I only swapped two somehow????
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wasn't she in one of the Transformer movies?
 CodeIndigo: i thought they were going to do the thing where yo-yo ma was counted as an M and not a Y
 teddywhosabear: beej got the alphabet wrong, yes
 CodeIndigo: (family name)
  Juliamon: NoxStryx Beej spoke "JLK"
 e_bloc: i thought that would be way worse but the first one was the only one I did not know
 Micalovits: Iceland or cowards
 Khalahd: She's the bride that dies in mad max
 Strebenherz: I just did not parse yoyo ma before i placed it
 Saintnex: man I love New New Iceland
 JadedCynic: is that the island nation, or the UK shop chain?
Alex_Frostfire: I've visited Iceland.
 Nigouki: we could have had iceland 
 BrowneePointz: oh hey we've done this one before too!
 red_shoes_jeff: Here we GO.
 teddywhosabear: also fair beej 
 PharaohBender27: The phone placed Yo-Yo Ma *after* Zeta-Jones when I clicked on it and I couldn't change that >_<
 Getter404: 2019
 NoxStryx: @Juliamon Yeah but one other person spoke like it was an N
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on which movies
 CodeIndigo: does "adventures in babysitting" count as a marvel movie?
 JadedCynic: @BlameJames
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I hope Howard The Duck makes it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo Marveling at it's existence yes
 CodeIndigo: @Thefluffiestguineapig dude, it has thor
 Getter404: Strange was October 2016. It's... kind of hard to forget
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is when Scarlet witch still had an accent
Grumpingtoon: ROFL
 JadedCynic: 'oldest' 
 NoxStryx: The merc without a mouth
consolecowboy88: John waters shoulda directed Deadpool
 Fruan: Before
BlasterKyubey210: Oh dear...
consolecowboy88: before doctor strbage
 public_key_reveal_party: merc with a mouth, oops all no mouth
 SnackPak_: id watch that
 korvys: Real movie, not Marvel
Alex_Frostfire: After Iron Man 2 oddly
Portalbeard: ME?
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 Getter404: Oh this is going to get messy
 public_key_reveal_party: When jack torrence appeared at the end of endgame was pretty cool though
 adept_nekomancer: Waiting for the game to use "Morbius"
mk_Triclops: doctor sleep is a stephen king film 👀
BlasterKyubey210: @Getter404 Yea have to think ahead and watch out for..... shenagnains
 calculated_uncertainties: best movie
 raulghoulia: not yet
 JadedCynic: good film tho
 Saintnex: they did not leave enough room lol
BlasterKyubey210: @Saintnex Very suspected for wedging
mk_Triclops: megamind mentioned 
 JadedCynic: @calculated_uncertainties yeah, best on this list...so far
 PharaohBender27: Yeah who was that onscreen for a sec
 JadedCynic: psych!
 Getter404: It was like one or two before Infinity War because they had to scramble to beef up his role after he was Surprisingly Popular
BlasterKyubey210: Huh
 korvys: Ok yeah, Above goes to the Right
BlasterKyubey210: Fell for it
 public_key_reveal_party:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: marvellous!
 PharaohBender27: 
ButButTheJesus: WOOOO
 Strebenherz: 
 pleonasticTautology: WOO
 Simonark: Wolverine: Origins as trash may just be a review
 TheAinMAP: 
 VorlonScout: OK, I object. Wolverine: Origins should count, since it's "Marvel Movies" and not "MCU movies"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's GOOOO
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mk_Triclops: @PharaohBender27 tom gottlieb, voice actor of cookie masterson 
mk_Triclops: QUIXORT!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @VorlonScout Agreed
 Micalovits: xmen don't always count as marvel for... dumb reasons
 JadedCynic: wolverine was a mean fake-out
 pleonasticTautology: lmao
 laikagoat: that one is technically x-men origins: wolverine
ButButTheJesus: ayo
 Diabore: iron man 2 stinger was the thor tie in
 n3ther: ya same
tycoonbosh: Iron Man 1 & 2 were like 8 months apart, right?
 e_bloc:   
BlasterKyubey210: @Micalovits I suspect this is a long story legally
mk_Triclops: wolverine origins not counting as part of the prompt is unfortunate though
radioshackraider: I wanna read he fanfic where Thor is a bottom
 KaleidoscopeMind: "index finger"
GreyThey: Wasn't it "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" not "Wolverine: Origins"?
 calculated_uncertainties: it could be the same question!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
ButButTheJesus: @tycoonbosh 2008 and 2010
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: leaving the ocean
 SnackPak_: good shade
consolecowboy88: hahah
 Saintnex: hahahaha
 darkcyril: @mk_Triclops Should have quantified MCU specifically.
 e_bloc: biggest mistake:  writing an article about how to apologize to a cat
hackingducks: @BlasterKyubey210 not so long. sony owned the rights, so marvel couldn't make the movies.
 Getter404: Where does But I'm A Cheerleader place on th-<immediately banned>
 Diabore: trash
 NoxStryx: @GreyThey This I think also true
 Laurence72: trash for sure
SaxPython: oldest has to be Copper quality right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LMAO
 SkylerRingtail: Bing suddenly now better than Google though, soooo...was it really a mistake?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Boat stuck?
 Fruan: Ship stuck!
Alex_Frostfire: Big boat stuck!
 laikagoat: boat stuck
 pleonasticTautology: BOAT STUCK 100
 DiscordianTokkan: Boat Stuck!
 KaleidoscopeMind: boat stuck!
 Saintnex: ohhh nooo
 SnackPak_: also not a mistake
 Getter404: That was like 2021 or 2022
 DaxStrife: Everyone's favorite episode of BOAT ... stuck.
  Sarah_Serinde: I did worry Bing might be too close to the right...
  Sarah_Serinde: guess we'll see 
ButButTheJesus: boat stuck
  Juliamon: Alright, *now* we're getting a sense of bredth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFT
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ea-Nasir's copper in this game?
Grumpingtoon: Hydrogen did nothing weonf
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Grumpingtoon: wrong*
 Saintnex: loool
Alex_Frostfire: Oh nooo
 Strebenherz: ohhh no
 CodeIndigo: ecce potato
 thraximore: 
consolecowboy88: Ian was behind the Hindenburg?!
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's so good
  Juliamon: it's iconic
 OldUncleDan: Was that a mistake though?
 Getter404: Cwasso
northos: are all the non-mistakes food based lol
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 baltimore_667083: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GleamingModernAdminPJSalt-3DPIpg6BmHHTNqEV
hackingducks: croissants a mistake!?
 SkylerRingtail: She didn't botch it though, did she? Wasn't it actually a faithful recreation or otherwise taken out of context?
 TheAinMAP: 1912
 DiscordianTokkan: Boat VERY stuck
 NoxStryx: I hope bing turns out to be a red herring and someone at jackbox is a big bing fan.
 Getter404: 19teens
mk_Triclops: pizza and croissants better not be mistakes, i swear
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 BrowneePointz: no no Graham, Ironman and Thor would be Ecchi, Homo, Bara
 TheAinMAP: 2019
 e_bloc: I've never had a big enough sink
 PharaohBender27: Nice save Jordynne
 Getter404: Cats was 2019, it was one of the harbingers of the mini-pocalypse
 Micalovits: Is that a mistake though?
Alex_Frostfire: I feel like "mistake" might be subjective for some of the fakeouts.
 public_key_reveal_party: my new calendar system is BB and AB
 BrowneePointz: the 2019 cats? or 1998 home video release of the stage show?
 NoxStryx: Cats in film theatre or in stage theatres (both are a mistake)
mk_Triclops: @BrowneePointz 2019, the theater one
mk_Triclops: movie theater
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 Fruan: One of these foods were supposed to be something else and it was a happy accident, I'm betting.
 realbadatthis_: I feel like donuts could be a b agel mistake
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Do you know how hard it is to be delicious food in the trash?
 pleonasticTautology: LET'S GO?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ButButTheJesus: AYYYYYY
 Saintnex: noice
 DiscordianTokkan: eyyyy
 accountmadeforants: 
 PharaohBender27: Let's GO! 
consolecowboy88: I have been seeing people try to reclaim cats and..  no
 KaleidoscopeMind: double perfect!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 baltimore_667083:   
 Scy_Anide: Thigh Masters
mk_Triclops:  Clap
 BrowneePointz: It also allowed Dove soap to fucking LIE for the next 40 years
 BrowneePointz: Dawn*
 BrowneePointz: not dove
consolecowboy88: no it was a bad adaption and it’s also not they best Lloyd Webber musical
 KaleidoscopeMind: Cats is the modern Titanic
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @consolecowboy88 cats or Cats?
 HadesLeprechaun: TBF Bing is looking a lot better in the face of Googles big new announcement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Yup, also not a lie, they used cat hair
consolecowboy88: in fact his only good musical is Jesus Christ super store
 pleonasticTautology: memes... the dna of the soul...
ButButTheJesus: harlem shake lets go?
Alex_Frostfire: Oh no.
Cephallope: Time to crumble into dust
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CodeIndigo: @HadesLeprechaun and when the world needed Jeeves most, he vanished....
consolecowboy88: @amillioncatsontypewriters the film@musical Cats
CristinawithaK: aw I didn't realize they were playing this today. What games have I missed?
 putz12a: @HadesLeprechaun I went straight to DDG instead
 KaleidoscopeMind: specifically challenges
 schordash: 
  Juliamon: a lot of the popular Google alternatives actually use Bing for their raw results
mk_Triclops: als ice bucket challenge 
 SnackPak_: good start
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Getter404: Now would Everybody Do The Flop count as the original or the recent remix?
 CodeIndigo: @CristinawithaK this is the first one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LMAO
 darkcyril: @KaleidoscopeMind The Titanic of cinema. Not to be confused with the other Titanic of cinema.
 public_key_reveal_party: Trained my whole life. No clue on the first hurdle
 HadesLeprechaun: @putz12a me too, but Bing still also comes out ahead, lol
ButButTheJesus: no idea
 korvys: Fallout
Alex_Frostfire: That's real.
 TehAmelie: i think this will be educational
niccus: hot pepper challenge is how pepper agriculture came to be
 accountmadeforants: Ah, the Curse of Ra challenge
consolecowboy88: @kaleidoscopemind nah the movie titanic is fine; Leo and Kate have good chemistry
 Scy_Anide: The Aztecs were doing the Hot Pepper Challenge, right?
 calculated_uncertainties: cinnamon is an skit
 SnackPak_: should be real
 public_key_reveal_party: yet
Alex_Frostfire: I want this one to be.
Voidhawk42: WE MUST MAKE IT REAL
 Diabore: that should be real
Cephallope: Too wholesome to be real
ButButTheJesus: birds aren't real
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: birds aren't real
Alex_Frostfire: Oh yeah, this one.
Alex_Frostfire: Good way to injure yourself badly.
 CodeIndigo: this is the milkcrate staircase deathtrap
 Scy_Anide: It said challenge
mk_Triclops: what if the bird one's real and we just all learned about it for the first time
ButButTheJesus: Wheelers right
 30teracyte: that's probably trash
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 pleonasticTautology: kjadnglmasf
 PMAvers: That's everynight for me
 Getter404: Eternal
 SnackPak_: every night
 public_key_reveal_party: haha I do that
 Simonark: The bird watching the stream 3 feet from the screen feels you haven't PASSED the challenge, anyhow.
 nimbus_machine: 
northos: #winning
 pleonasticTautology: *i'm* winning
Alex_Frostfire: This one was somewhere around FF14 Stormblood. 
 Saintnex: that’s never ended
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 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RamshackleDistinctDolphinBrokeBack-41M9NVRaJOglrFjp
 TehAmelie: the challenge is keeping the tears back
LoneGoat: it was just eating a delicious treat
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is an easy challenge
 Simonark: The conure watches with scorn
BigDaddyBland87: I've been since November 2016
 HadesLeprechaun: social media challenges are memes, they just aren't the 'joke image' version of memes
 KaleidoscopeMind: old
consolecowboy88: hornet cookie?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh ick I'm so mad that's real
 PharaohBender27: I remember LRR's version where they just donated the amount they'd spend on the stunt to the cause
Cephallope: 
 korvys: These are all fake
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 thraximore: 
 PharaohBender27: And then just dumped a bucket of ice over . . . Alex, I think?
 nimbus_machine: 
 BrowneePointz: My buddy did the Cinnamon Challenge, at a CAMP for ALL-STATE CHOIR
 pleonasticTautology: wearing a grey shirt on a hot day and trying to not sweat?
johnnylongtorso: oh, Graham, it sure doesn't feel like it these days
 BrowneePointz: cuz he's an IDIOT
 Simonark: That's Browncoats, Brown shirts were DEFINITELY someone else.
 Getter404: uh oh
 Scy_Anide: Oh
Voidhawk42: NONE/ damn
ButButTheJesus: huh
 NoxStryx: @jackbox these are not memes
mk_Triclops: lmaoooo
consolecowboy88: jahahah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now I'm just thinking about the Harlem shake
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Oh dear
 Texan_Reverend: BrownCOAT. Brownshirt is decidedly a different thing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Any regrets Wheeler?
 BrowneePointz: No it was sprinting up a staircase of them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Texan_Reverend YUP
 Micalovits: You kick the bottle of the cap
 accountmadeforants: The bottle cap challenge is real yeah
 Laurence72: my take away os that social media is STUPID!!!
consolecowboy88: what the fuck is shoulder. polis
 NoxStryx: Shoulder cookies?
Boopity: This is how we all find out we're old and out of touch
 KaleidoscopeMind: reclaimed from the trash
consolecowboy88: shoulder cookie
 Makoforte: aaaaa i'm missing crossing the streams jackbox night??
mk_Triclops: shoulder cookie? they put the trash prompts back in?
consolecowboy88: I an typing too fast
 public_key_reveal_party: I think G did the cookie one on desert bus one year
consolecowboy88: apologies
 Saintnex: yea the cookie one was real, I remember seeing it
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DaxStrife: Yeah stressful start for the stream.
 30teracyte: i still think tide pod challenge is trash
 KaleidoscopeMind: sort these numbers!
mk_Triclops: @30teracyte nah that one's unfortunately real
 CodeIndigo: "put these dates in order!" it's the fruit, not time
 NoxStryx: Put these dates in alphabetical order
Cephallope: Punished for not picking mystery promot
Grumpingtoon: What did we learn about not taking mystery challenge?
mk_Triclops: one of those really dumb challenges that went viral
 public_key_reveal_party: next round, months by position in the year
 lamina5432: that was also recent too
consolecowboy88: @public_key_reveal_party  months by position in the year- Ancient Rome edition
Grumpingtoon: Wheeler is familiar with hubris however
 Simonark: Greyshirt is one of my favorite obscure comics characters!
consolecowboy88: hahaha
 BrowneePointz: The Kylie Lip thing was kids vacuuming their face
 BrowneePointz: I think
epsilon_vee: time is an illusion
 lamina5432: is it the first instance of the challange maybe
 e_bloc: I'm not often happy not to know something, but I feel fine with that one
 Twilight_Spark: My internet comedy troupe 🥲
ButButTheJesus: ♪ NOOOTHINS GONNA STOP US NOW
consolecowboy88: oldest film to newest film but it’s Italian 1960/ cinema
 Micalovits: all your base
 PharaohBender27: Yeah but also it was Desert Bus, and no one remembers what they did at Desert Bus
consolecowboy88: hahahah
 Saintnex: Wheeler, it said challenges…
 BrowneePointz: Yea Graham. The Kylie challenge was people SUCTION THEIR LIPS to make them SWELL
 TehAmelie: you got two for free and still managed to score one. that's got to be some record xD
 BrowneePointz: and it went wrong SO MANY TIMES
 OldUncleDan: Was the Mannequin challenge the one with the song "Black Beatles?"
Voidhawk42: Paul should be on this team
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm so fucked
 KaleidoscopeMind: The Giver
 CouldntPickAUsername: the regifiting tree
 Getter404: The first Quixort to be entirely fake entries
 lamina5432: the giver was actually good too
consolecowboy88: the giver is good!
 e_bloc: spoilers
 BrowneePointz: I got to met the Author! She regrets giving them film rights so, so much
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: But the Re Gifter isn't which was the option
 korvys: Ask Paul, he'd know
consolecowboy88: hahaha
consolecowboy88: I liked to all the boys I’ve loved before too
 Getter404: All I know about the Maze Runner movies is that one guy's face exploded and then he was in Send Help
johnnylongtorso: Heated Rivalry: the High School Years
 kusinohki: this is when the book was published not when the movie came out correct??
LPS_97: It's also a deadly laser
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mindfire13: That is a science textbook
ButButTheJesus: lul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
 ErynTzun: from the 80s oh noo
 KaleidoscopeMind: please
Alex_Frostfire: That's such a good joke name!
 SnackPak_: get on it John
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: Someone please write that
ButButTheJesus: 
 Scy_Anide: That should be a real book
BigDaddyBland87: Haha
 BrowneePointz: *heavy russian accent* "I'm like a Grenade"
consolecowboy88: Ian. you should write to all the czars I love before
 Saintnex: oh right
 TehAmelie: how many fakes can there be?
 pleonasticTautology: go piss girl
 public_key_reveal_party: Go piss girl
  Sarah_Serinde: I read it but I remember very little about it at this point
 BrowneePointz: I thought it was anti authoritarian
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TehAmelie They certainly threw away something that is real
 DarkMorford: I think there are always 3 fakes
 BusTed: ouch
 Scy_Anide: Oh
 BrowneePointz: @Sarah_Serinde Kid is chosen to receive all the memories of a community that is all fascistic collectivist, was born with the ability to see color and it's been eugenics'd out
 BrowneePointz: when it had been eugenics'd out*
  Sarah_Serinde: congrats, you mostly hit the bits I remembered 
 BrowneePointz: kids saves a baby from being slaughtered and runs away to freedom
 flatluigi: is quixort the first game?
 PharaohBender27: @flatluigi Yes
  Sarah_Serinde: yup
 flatluigi: alright, didn't miss too much then
 benjamin_wheeler: it can be both anti-authoritarian and anti-communist
 kusinohki: listened to "paul fights the future" about 8 months ago for the first time.  fun podcast
 benjamin_wheeler: which it is
 e_bloc: the sun also rises is a strange YA novel
 morteica: @BrowneePointz That's how I took it too. Like a warning against blindly listening to your govt.
Boopity: We don't laugh anymore, we just say "lol" out loud Kapa
 BrowneePointz: ye what Wheeler said
consolecowboy88: @flatluigi yep
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 Scy_Anide: Is it "Go piss, girl" or "Go, piss girl"?
Grumpingtoon: pre divergent
  Juliamon: Scy_Anide yes
consolecowboy88: it is the first game
 Micalovits: I think I have heard penelope laugh in a G-vlog before
 public_key_reveal_party: @Scy_Anide yes
 Scy_Anide: Ok, makes sense
Grumpingtoon: wallflower was the late 90s/early 00s moral panic book
ButButTheJesus: fair
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 nimbus_machine: NotLikeThisi did so baaaad
 baltimore_667083: I could’ve sworn the giver was 97
 BusTed: 🙂
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah that's the worst I've done in a round in a WHILE
 NoxStryx: Why were they in a club?
 korvys: Yeah, they gave the other team 2 last time, and they gave one up
 Scy_Anide: I like Team Thighs (in training)
 e_bloc: hell yeah thighs in training
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 ErynTzun: Sisterhood of the Traveling pants is easy to remember because it came out on 9/11
 adept_nekomancer: @e_bloc Always train your thighs
 BusTed: damn
 SnackPak_: woof
  Juliamon: savage
 PharaohBender27: 
 Scy_Anide: Wow
 CodeIndigo: oh, so it was one of the better YA adaptations
 e_bloc: it me
 nimbus_machine: 
wyndhunter: ouch
BigDaddyBland87: Dang
 NotCainNorAbel: That is a roast
 teddywhosabear: lmao yeah
ihlendrax: OK…now show Angel the Jesus fresco.
 Getter404: You can tell Kevin was a YA novel because there was archery in it
 Laurence72: That's a critical ht on a Viscious Mockery attack
 Simonark: Lynne Ramsay's YA films are huge with teens.
 public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne never ever change ever
 red_shoes_jeff: That's just loading a pistol and kicking in the screenwriter's front door.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
 Micalovits: I missed why Jordynne has a concussion - did she goon a trampoline with wheeler?
LoneGoat: diablo cody?
 Simonark: Weird Fleck, but ok
 red_shoes_jeff: Vizzini!?
 benjamin_wheeler: Juno, a deeply evil film
 flatluigi: @Micalovits that's a very important space that you missed
 Scy_Anide: I appreciated that joke
 PharaohBender27: @Micalovits She got rear-ended in a car accident
consolecowboy88: oh I just listened to the new broken social scene album  it’s good!
  Juliamon: for Angel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Homo_(Garc%C3%ADa_Mart%C3%ADnez_and_Gim%C3%A9nez)
 CodeIndigo: @Micalovits go on, not goon
 Micalovits: @PharaohBender27 Thanks! and yea, very accidently missed a space xD
 BrowneePointz: OH
 CodeIndigo: i don't know how anyone can goon a trampoline but i'm sure wheeler will try]
consolecowboy88: @micalovits I’m sure she has read sexy trampoline fanfic
 BrowneePointz: Vizzini wrote Be More Chill!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: that Squall comic Graham wanted
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 BrowneePointz: He passed away way too young
 BrowneePointz: Ned Vizzini was actually a pretty good author RIP
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 BusTed: unfortunate
 e_bloc: 
ButButTheJesus: you... she... huh
 Strebenherz: YKBE!
 SnackPak_: its good to have friends to goon a trampoline with
 teddywhosabear: what's nice about that fresco is that she actually ended up saving the church through people coming to visit, so they were able to do lots of restorations
KeytarCat: !findquote squall
Boopity: Trampoline, but every time you bounce on it, it moans
ButButTheJesus: AYIOOO
 BrowneePointz: But yea for LRR and the Chat if you've heard of the Novel or Broadway adaptation Be More Chill, that was also Ned Vizzini
 LordZarano: You Know... BE
 e_bloc: 
 Simonark: Eric Powell's comic The Goon?
 badpandabear: 
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 pleonasticTautology: well it's nelly's first time
 Strebenherz: Audience code YKBE
 pleonasticTautology: so
 e_bloc: yeah I think it's nelson's first time
 NoxStryx: Is a Trampoline more like a Bear or a Twink?
 teddywhosabear: eekbay
 e_bloc: as others have mentioned
 red_shoes_jeff: SOME of us know how to play.
 Darleysam: yankee kilo break & enter
 baltimore_667083: Yeovil Knebworth Bournemouth Exeter
 realbadatthis_: gooning the trampoline is one of those mormon workarounds yeah?
ButButTheJesus: Be kEnough
northos: you'll knever be enough
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I try, but some days I'm not enough is that ok?
Voidhawk42: Kandle
 Dog_of_Myth: They did in the 80s Nelly
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I have hope for some beginner's luck for Nelly
ButButTheJesus: ian what
 baltimore_667083:   
 BrowneePointz: Look, some Yankee Candles smell great, and some are horrid
radioshackraider: Gooning on a trampoline, for when regular exhibitionism isn't enough
 CodeIndigo: oh btw wheeler congrats on 50 pounds, i already mentioned it on bsky but i'm not giving you $5
andysoo89: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat trying is enough 
 teddywhosabear: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 DoodlestheGreat: 1
BigDaddyBland87: 3
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 1
 Twilight_Spark: 67
 SkylerRingtail: 1 could split
 NotCainNorAbel: 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I would argue a small number smell great
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeadThoughtfulFrogFeelsBadMan-4Z3gxlhhrCj7n-J7
 Dog_of_Myth: 1 and 2 won't split
 RatherLargeToad: 2
 Micalovits: So when wheeler got a concussion years ago he told a story about him and a friend hitting eachother with something while on a trampoline - and my sticky memory just remembered that and concussion. Combine with funny typo
 adept_nekomancer: I think it's gotta be 3
 ErynTzun: Input Received stephanie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1 won't split at all
iarethel0ser: 3
 e_bloc: thanks Paul!
Boopity: @CodeIndigo Duh, 50 pounds is more like 70$
 calculated_uncertainties: i feel like 2 is the most split.
 pleonasticTautology: audience-based rashomon
 CodeIndigo: @Boopity i'm not giving him that either
  Sarah_Serinde: That's not actually what chat said
 thraximore: twitch chat? concussion would be a step UP
 Micalovits: Didn't get a concussion ON the trampoline xD
 flatluigi: wheeler getting a concussion and gooning on a trampoline were two different events
 korvys: !quote Graham
  LRRbot: Quote #1302: "It's a LITTLE late to shift into green." —Graham, during deck-building [2015-12-17]
EricTheOrange: wheeler made a joke about getting a concussion hitting his friends with sock em' boppers while jumping on a trampoline
 e_bloc: did you know Adam can't swim?
consolecowboy88: hahah
 Simonark: Remember the years Wheeler spent reporting on the Franco-Prussian war, disguised as a wishing well?
 Micalovits: But I have lost at this point 
 BrowneePointz: When the camera follows
 baltimore_667083: windmill slam no
 Dog_of_Myth: windmill slam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Windmill slam
LoneGoat: do they mean the brazillian steakhouse or something else
radioshackraider: Cheap rent but I gotta get back shots? Well I guess if I have to...
 Scy_Anide: I'm already rent-stabilized, so nah.
 e_bloc: many people in apartments have small carts
consolecowboy88: Hah hah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I could get rent control, with no pet rent???
 LithelyUnshod: Is there supposed to be game music?
epsilon_vee: 3 minute tracking shot of beej carrying his groceries crapshot when
 jessicaengle: Hi chat
 PharaohBender27: I am begging everyone to look up "Corkacabana (At the Corka!)"
 DoodlestheGreat: Is this a Jojo reference?
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 Simonark: Russian Ark joke on runway 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I already park on the street
 teddywhosabear: oh no!
Astramentha: OH NO
 TehAmelie: the next level of Beejdrop
iarethel0ser: The forbidden beejdrop.
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 SnackPak_: let beej attend the wedding
 PhoenixMelior: Absolutely not
 gualdhar: is Beej invited to the wedding?
 lamina5432: who says no to this
 jessicaengle: It's raining Beej
 swordfishspyke: definite no
Pal_Friendpatine: yes
BigDaddyBland87: Hell....no
 LeeshaJoy: It's rainin' Beej, hallelujah
 Getter404: Usually you have to pay good money for a Beej Flop at your ceremony\
 Strebenherz:    
 Laurence72: The ultimae Beejdrop!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 CodeIndigo: cloudy with a chance of literal beejdrop
 jessicaengle: Just pray it's not thunderBeej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: my face hurts help squirtle
 nimbus_machine:     
Voidhawk42: Bungee Beej
 LeeshaJoy:     
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sleej?
 public_key_reveal_party: the final beejdrop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm cackling so hard my cat jumped off my lap
consolecowboy88: beej falls and when he hits the ground there are a million tiny beejes
 Mindfire13: "Another layer of Beej"
 Saintnex: sunny with a chance of Beej
 Simonark: Beejfall is Daniel Craig's best Crapshot
 DaxStrife: The Beejdrop but literal
 NotCainNorAbel: A Beej!, not THE Beej
 Strebenherz: Beej is part of the water cycle
 Nigouki: D Beej Cooper
 realbadatthis_: It's hailing beej, hailelujah its hailing beej! Ameej!
consolecowboy88: hahah
ButButTheJesus: hell yes
 ErynTzun: Minimal chance to experience, Beej.
josh___something: When is the beej chance rolled? can I constantly do it to keep beej airborne?
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
 jessicaengle: @Strebenherz Nature is so beautiful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't have social media
 tehfewl: You're gonna lose subscribers!
 Strebenherz: Be free of Cringe!!
northos: that sounds like a reduction from my normal frequency
 pleonasticTautology: i do the high jump and post "vriska did nothing wrong"
ButButTheJesus: i'm too old to care about cringe
 teddywhosabear: I mean, we're post-cringe. you gotta post cringe
 CodeIndigo: so is this before or after the trampoline gooning
 lamina5432: life is cringe
  Sarah_Serinde: cringe is fake anyway. be you and don't worry about it
 e_bloc: no one would notice
 TheCactaceae: Yes, yes it is
 iris_of_ether: I was thinking it
 korvys: As opposed to all the voluntary times
 Scy_Anide: I don't think that was cringe
Voidhawk42: You land, and immediately start your apology video
hackingducks: life is a cringe-way.
 Mindfire13: As if what I already post isn't cringe
 Twilight_Spark: Windmill slam yes on this. You're going to have an amazing sponsorship/internet following.
 Sethalidos: why are we talking about tactical Beej Drops?
 Rhynerd: Gotta know how I'd manage to post cringe midair at the olypmics
 ErynTzun: People who think that's important aren't worth knowing
 pleonasticTautology: @korvys i never stop posting about homestuck
  Juliamon: Cringe isn't real
 e_bloc: he was a pole vaulter, and he was a pole vaulter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I apply this to any kind of jumping?
 public_key_reveal_party: I post cringe every time I post, at least I get an olympic medal for this
 Scy_Anide: (The w stands for wang)
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon THANK you
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 ErynTzun: If you let others dictate what you enjoy, what is life then?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is hard when it is your first time
Astramentha: D:
 PharaohBender27: 
 TehAmelie: do it for Dolly
 Dog_of_Myth: Save Dolly
 swordfishspyke: no, gotta save dolly
 e_bloc: she's pretty old
 jessicaengle: Dolly had her chance
 Twilight_Spark: Oh come on, you're only buying her like 7 months at this point.
 PhoenixMelior: Oh i misread this
 Getter404: She is a national treasure and must be protected!
Astramentha: they love us for Dolly
 Strebenherz: Ohshit I misread this.  I guess i'm killing dolly parton
  Sarah_Serinde: she's pretty amazing though
thavleifrim: implying i want to save dolly parton
 Tangsm: Save Dolly and ghost them
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Astramentha: the love is*
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Must save Dolly
consolecowboy88: dolly will officate your wedding if you save her
 pleonasticTautology: JORDYNNE
 ContingentCat: She Dolly
 korvys: 80 years old
 public_key_reveal_party: I need to save dolly, I can tank the awkward conversation later
 e_bloc: literally anyone else would save her
 realbadatthis_: Save Dolly
 Sethalidos: Jordynne no
BigDaddyBland87: In her 80s but Dolly rules
 KaleidoscopeMind: but saying no doesn't end the relationship?
 Simonark: Is that a Chance thing?
 DiscordianTokkan: "Sorry, Jolene needs me"
 NotCainNorAbel: lolol
TheTekkieman: Jolene did it.
radioshackraider: I'm not convinced Dolly can't lift a car with her tits
 Tangsm: Ooh, multitasking
 ContingentCat: Yeah you can still break an engagement easily
 Getter404: Your anti-Dolly bias will be rememberes
 CodeIndigo: @radioshackraider she uplifts many things
 schordash:   
 mercano82: Sadly, Dolly was widowed a year or two ago
 ErynTzun: Super strength doesn't mean you're invulnerable
Uniclonus: It would be rude not to
consolecowboy88: beej vs Dolly Parton in the World Series of love
 NotCainNorAbel: just one
 korvys: Just 1
 A_Dub888: have you used it?
 teddywhosabear: the dog would've split :T
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun the game is a little quiet
 baltimore_667083: as opposed to a Waluigi board?
 neisan2112: It shouldh ahv 1
Alex_Frostfire: I don't have the skill to decurse it.
 Mindfire13: "A quarter" was an option
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How cursed is the doll? Does it make you lose your mind?
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 DoodlestheGreat: 1 would have worked.
josh___something: I don't think any option would've split
 teddywhosabear: "an awesome dog" or "a quarter" were the other two options
 red_shoes_jeff: Why THAT one?
consolecowboy88: I’m sorry I was one who voted for creepy doll
hackingducks: OOF
 korvys: My mum's dead, so... no
 flatluigi: what's the downside
consolecowboy88: Jaysus
NimrodXIV: from *my* mom? no
 e_bloc: yes
 e_bloc: I open every email
 CodeIndigo: windmill slam yes
 A_Dub888: am I in a private space?
 Strebenherz: Jokes on you, i have her blocked
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can I do this in a private window?
 circusofkirkus: I report every email as a Phishing attempt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How did my mother bypass all the blocking I have?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: well, my mom died two years ago, so……
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: 90k unread email imbox would tell me I dont have to worry about it
 CodeIndigo: but only if i'm on a trampoline
 Scy_Anide: "Open, close, open, close, open, close"
thavleifrim: if it was urgent it wouldn't be an email
BigDaddyBland87: No...my mom would call or text if emergency
 TehAmelie: i'd have to, my mom died 14 years ago
 CodeIndigo: @Scy_Anide this one gets it
 Twilight_Spark: I mean yes surely right? Free climax.
 baltimore_667083: insert Shoresy reference here
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig my bad, she said it was vital
Alex_Frostfire: Either it's from your mom, and you should help, or it's not from your mom, and...
 teddywhosabear: either you help your mom or you nut your pants, win-win
 schordash: grammuel!! xD
Grumpingtoon: Merlin Mann is roling in his tiny tiny office
 e_bloc: me, now
consolecowboy88: wow
consolecowboy88: hmm
 baltimore_667083: no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 She is a very persuasive person, that's understandable
ButButTheJesus: nope
  Juliamon: yike
 Strebenherz: WHELP
 PhoenixMelior: Oof, too risky
 Twilight_Spark: I can do this.
Alex_Frostfire: Why would I choose a car that's out of gas?
 tehfewl: how far are we going?
NimrodXIV: gas is cheaper
 teddywhosabear: oh, jeez, now I'm just self-aware and sad
Voidhawk42: Never gets out of the driveway
 PharaohBender27: Why are we all being attacked?
 CodeIndigo: so technically it runs on cocaine
 e_bloc: oh put on your own out of office and die in a climax loop
Astramentha: it’ll burn up my reserves, no
hackingducks: ehh I don't have enough to burn for a long trip
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 RIGHT?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  Damn Ian
saweeks: nope, all out
 ClodiumSoride: Ed Begley Jr, is that you?
 OldUncleDan: No...  The tank would always be empty.
 KaleidoscopeMind: doesn't it need to consume it tho
radioshackraider: Y'all have chat gassing you up
 baltimore_667083: nope
consolecowboy88: you’d exhaust yourself if you are not careful
 Makoforte: so you're looking for a gender split, Ian?
 Athelgar: Isnt that Ed Begly's car from the Simpsons?
 TehAmelie: somehow having a car would probably raise my self esteem
 Strebenherz: I wouldn't make it out of my own damn parking lot
 KaleidoscopeMind: like it would deplete your self esteem
   LoadingReadyRun: is that better game volume?
 Veraphage: self esteem is only like 4 minutes long
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If I drive the car, do I lose my self-esteem as I travel?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that car would die with me driving
 pleonasticTautology: i'm the best driver in seattle, so
 ClodiumSoride: @Athelgar jinx
 Drasvin: But if itruns on self-esteem, wouldn't that consume it?
BigDaddyBland87: Ha...self esteem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dread_Pirate_Westley That's my question
 Scy_Anide: With where I am in my life, yes, actually.
 TehAmelie: Gurren Lagganmobile go!
 Scy_Anide: Except I don't need a car.
 PharaohBender27: But then we can't commute to work on a day when we're feeling down!
Zerragonoss: And now your car can be full of you as well.
 Athelgar: @ClodiumSoride people of culture we are lol
 CodeIndigo: @PharaohBender27 and the problem with this is.....?
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 public_key_reveal_party: @PharaohBender27 so I have an excuse to WFH on depression days?
NimrodXIV: what does that mean
 PhorrestGaze: mr. fairy please elaborate
 Getter404: Are you allowed to ask the fairy for clarification?
 Twilight_Spark: I didn't check it, but I know the chat answer when I see it no?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Scy_Anide: I can make my annoying boss wait.
 darkcyril: Journey before destination.
 DiscordianTokkan: I would simply eat the fairy
 Mindfire13: What does that even mean? Elaborate, fae
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I ask for clarification on what the fuck that means?
 CodeIndigo: my annoying boss is trapped in here with ME, and I can be VERY annoying
iarethel0ser: There's clearly a gas leak in the elevator.
 Makoforte: how many hours is it if i kill my boss
 A_Dub888: I've heard of worse ways to go viral
consolecowboy88: oh they’ve done this one ages ago ! in that one the fairy told them to poop in the corner
hackingducks: start flossin'
 PharaohBender27: @CodeIndigo @public_key_reveal_party I don't actually know if mental health counts for sick days at my workplace
 jessicaengle: I was gonna quit this job anyway
CristinawithaK: I missed the boss part xD
 Fruan: "a fairie only I can see" is my new name for intrusive thoughts.
 Twilight_Spark: Mushroom Graham Stark is in this elevator?
ThorSokar: It certainly isn't a side effect of all the drugs you just did
 e_bloc: look if this is delerium tremens you're probably boned anyway
 Makoforte: ian why would you assume you have signal in and elevator
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I work in vet med, if I'm in an elevator there's an animal either under anesthesia or recovering
 PhorrestGaze: I'm not stuck in there with him, he's stuck in here with me and learning D&D now
 PhoenixMelior: Beej our question happened already
 laikagoat: we already went
 thraximore: HELL yeah
 TehAmelie: when in Rome
 Getter404: Y E S
hackingducks: "you have a famiily"
Grumpingtoon: ah the dream
Alex_Frostfire: Ah yeah, Donald Ducking it.
 Strebenherz: IN THIS ECONOMY?
Voidhawk42: A shirt no bottoms is just a short dress send tweet
NimrodXIV: depends on the job
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I WORK IN A HOSPITAL SETTING THE FUCK
EricTheOrange: I mean if it's the in thing I guess my coworkers can look at my dong
 teddywhosabear: the full pooh bear
 Makoforte: this is the future terfs want
 7gorobei: do all the chairs have skidmarks?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This would be the biggest red flag
consolecowboy88: @thefluffiestguineapig good lord
 thraximore: 
 Scy_Anide: Well, it is towel day
 NoxStryx: Were half way there woooo no pants or underwear!
 pleonasticTautology: lol
LoneGoat: porky pigging it but you gotta wear PPE on your peepee
 JadedCynic: Happy Towel Day
 DiscordianTokkan: Happy Towel Day everyone
 TheCactaceae: then you're a hoopy frood
 PhoenixMelior: Beej isnt wrong tbh
radioshackraider: I was wondering when Wheeler was gonna get Strip Magic on the schedule
 CodeIndigo: @LoneGoat .............okay
 lamina5432: we can't see what wheelers wearing right now
 Micalovits: Nudist are a thing
Gadora: Happy Towel Day!
hackingducks: what does that say about douglas addams?
  Juliamon: The Lifestyle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @consolecowboy88 Genuinely "a hip young hospital setting" where you don't wear pants would be so hazardous
consolecowboy88: moreover it’s a fashion trend not a law
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: 'We're half way thereeee, Whoa-oh living without underweaaaaar'
 JadedCynic: The Lifestyle of Being A Hoopy Frood
 thraximore: good answer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Lifestyle? I already carry paper towels with me
 Strebenherz: GDI Beej that made me lose it XD
 pleonasticTautology: i'm wheezing
 pleonasticTautology: i can't breathe
 ContingentCat: It's not surprising Beej would refer to it that way
 teddywhosabear: 1
 NotCainNorAbel: 1
 DoodlestheGreat: 3
consolecowboy88: shit I need to re read hitchikers guide
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are all not great but 1
 PhoenixMelior: 3 for sure
joshpm88: 3
 Strebenherz: 200 to beej and wheeler for the "NOT PROFESSIONALLY"
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @consolecowboy88 It's a great book
 jessicaengle: meow
ButButTheJesus: bah gawd, you have fambleh
 Kramburger: Everyone has a family, except for Jonny the Clone
 swordfishspyke: 3 very nice
 CodeIndigo: 2 won't split, 3 isn't great, 1 is prob best option
 ErynTzun: I really dislike that movie so anything but that
 adept_nekomancer: 3, but I'm not liking any of these options
Astramentha: 1
 red_shoes_jeff: 3
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 TehAmelie: we're not threatening you, but you have a family
 Mindfire13: That 'You have a family" sounded like a threat
 schordash: 
 thraximore: You have a family. You have a family.
BigDaddyBland87: 1
consolecowboy88: and  his dirk gently novel turns 40 next year too
 PhoenixMelior: Look chat, when the option is bad, go bad
 flatluigi: you have a family. *click*
 jessicaengle: 
Zerragonoss: I feel like having 6 or so lines like that and adding one of them at random on half the prompts would be the best.
 JadedCynic: "No, that's not why."
 lamina5432: not the best options
 HorusFive: "We all have families.  YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL"
 frameshifty: you have a family, and they will see what you write
 A_Dub888: You've got kids. You need this job. You are Heath Slater
 Viewers_Like_You: "A lady offers you a spooky doll. You have a family that misses you. You are in a coma. Please wake up."
josh___something: The cat's name is mayonnaise, right?
 flatluigi: shaking hands with zohran mamdani
 Laurence72: Squirrels deserve to be kicked!!
 Micalovits: I have seen who gets elected, it doesn't matter
 adept_nekomancer: That squirrel knows what it did.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The second one
ButButTheJesus: NOT THE DUCK
 Getter404: Does the duck have a family?
 rosesmcgee: That duck came on to ME
hackingducks: uhhhh
hackingducks: errr
 teddywhosabear: rather be kind than cruel, I suppose
Grumpingtoon: moskovy or mallard
consolecowboy88: hah!
Voidhawk42: That just raises so many questions
 Twilight_Spark: The duck is always hot?
 swordfishspyke: Launchpad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The squirrel you can claim was an accident
 SkylerRingtail: Does Oliver count?
 A_Dub888: Is that Donald Ducking it?
hackingducks: I volunteer
 DiscordianTokkan: WOO-ooh
 TehAmelie: i think either way our political career is over
TomatoKigu: I too remember Howard the Duck.
GamemasterAnth: Pretty sure kicking a squirrel would actually GAIN you votes.
KeytarCat: yes the witch duck is hot
smurfomancer: Which duck?  Howard The!
Gadora: Glomgold
johnnylongtorso: @A_Dub888 Donald Fucking it
hackingducks: duck is into it
 BrowneePointz: "I had to see how something without lips would kiss"
ButButTheJesus: ew
 Twilight_Spark: The squirrels are always hot.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham and I on the same wave length
Alex_Frostfire: Do not the squirrel!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 thraximore: 
dm818: roger rabbit situation
 neisan2112: LMAO Ian I did too for a sec
EricTheOrange: Look my constituates are furries, it's win win
hackingducks: 
 SkylerRingtail: The squirrel better be a furry in that case
 HadesLeprechaun: our payment processors are trying to ban people from *drawing* kissing a duck, so yeah it unfortunately still matters in 2026
Voidhawk42: Making that squirrel into a Squck
 tehfewl: before or after i kicked it
 VorlonScout: turns out you’re patient zero for the bird flu epidemic
 nimbus_machine: the squirrel's wife is NOT a squirrel btw
 schordash:   
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
 CaptainSpam: Fanart squad, you have your new LRR character to draw!
 JadedCynic: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would pay to have that second one published
 Getter404: Full on Charlie Browning it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just see my shame
Voidhawk42: @nimbus_machine Ah, a Jessica Rabbit situation
consolecowboy88: yea wheeler is thinking of pink flamingos
 jessicaengle: Gibb is kind of a squirrel
 Viewers_Like_You: Was Beej at the squirrel's wedding though?
thavleifrim: oh i just realized ive ben voting for the one i want to get out not the one i want to hide
 BrowneePointz: I also say Eat Shit in the midwest here
 ErynTzun: It's not just a Canadian thing
 gualdhar: eating shit is definitely a U thing too
 pleonasticTautology: i'm from new york and i said "eat shit" all the time
 iris_of_ether: Not just a Canadian thing
 gualdhar: *US
 BrowneePointz: "he was skateboarding and ate shit"
 Sibwow: thats universal
CristinawithaK: I definitely took it literally
kynelwynn: I come from skateboard culture, to eat is to fall down hard
 Scy_Anide: Biting it
 NeoGetz: Uk use it same way
 NazTMann: Eating shit is absolutely not just a Canadian term hehe
 rosesmcgee: It's not that you're Canadian, it's the people in chat are too online
 Getter404: Egg
  Juliamon: it's absolutely a universal English language term
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, it's like "catastrophic wipeout."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want to eat those eggs
 codatski: Midwest US and that's a thing here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Seconded
 public_key_reveal_party: I've also heard it as a alternative to "fuck off"
 adept_nekomancer: egg!
hackingducks: it might be a 'people of a certain ageism' more than it is a regionalism
wyndhunter: It feels like a term more common in placs that get snow
 CodeIndigo: no, you can do it sober
 JadedCynic: HELL NO
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah don't hire him
 Scy_Anide: How many eggs do you need for that benedict?
EricTheOrange: only if he's in the mankini
ButButTheJesus: VARR NIEC
GamemasterAnth: VERY NICE!
 swordfishspyke: my wife!
 A_Dub888: @Scy_Anide a lot
 SquareDotCube: you're supposed to spite him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo As someone who has never been really drunk and has eaten shit, can confirm
 neisan2112: He'll just have someone else do it for him Jordynne
 PhoenixMelior: The correct choice
 Makoforte: 50 feet of eggs benedict feels like a big guiness awards scam event
hackingducks: there's a split. drake or anish kapoor
consolecowboy88: a 50 ft eggs Benedict could feed a whole town
 ErynTzun: No good choices
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That won?
 PhorrestGaze: I thought Anish is cool again
 InconsiderateHat: When you "eat shit" is when you crash yourself, as in, not in a vehicle but possibly at high speeds on other devices.
 thraximore: hwo
 Twilight_Spark: Not really.
 idontgetmyrealname: nah
 BrowneePointz: most folks don't even know who he is
 quatoria: we also do not give a shit about him
 TheMandrew: nope
GrathXVI: we don't care, no
johnnylongtorso: he's a footnote, really
 teddywhosabear: we have generally gotten over it
hackingducks: he's old news
 Twilight_Spark: I mean fuck King George 3 or whatever?
 darkcyril: I doubt the average person in the US could tell you who the fuck Benedict Arnold was.
hackingducks: bad guy, but... we've seen worse.
ButButTheJesus: 50 ft lemonade tea
iarethel0ser: Even using it as a phrase has gone out.
 CodeIndigo: so basically we want really big food
EricTheOrange: what athority Beej?
 neisan2112: Its just a giant Arizona can
 Getter404: Who Drink Arnorl Palmer
SnowBuddy18: at 50' tall, who wouldn't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are a lot of statues that should be replaced with him
 adept_nekomancer: The least reliable narrator
 BrowneePointz: Ye, he has a real Arnold "Palm"er
 JadedCynic: dude actually did good things for the revolution at first...but he felt betrayed by the other founders and turned his coat
 Strebenherz: Beej
 schordash: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Next time, Nelly.
 NoxStryx: Have you seen our current government? Why would we care about benedict arnold
consolecowboy88: hahah
 ClodiumSoride: I'm at soup?
 DoodlestheGreat: Wat?
 Twilight_Spark: Very silly.
hackingducks: wat
johnnylongtorso: chain, scale, or plate?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey fae creature, clarify the second one
 baltimore_667083: @ClodiumSoride wdym you’re at soup?
 public_key_reveal_party: of out hot mail the pants
 CaptainSpam: They gave you all the clues, Mister Police Officer.
GamemasterAnth: "Milord!  I forgot my breeches while armored, and my loins are quite chafed!"
ButButTheJesus: me when i mail of the pants without mail the
 TehAmelie: i just want to find out what that is
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
 doubleo21: best this is sportscenter commercial was Arnold Palmer making an Arnold Palmer.
 Getter404: UM
 Strebenherz:   
BigDaddyBland87: Holy shit
  Juliamon: I would like *less* information
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who else smells toast
 adept_nekomancer: The odds aren't great here.
 CodeIndigo: no information is forthcoming
aClonedPickle: roll for hole
hackingducks: uhh
 underhill33: whose hole
 ErynTzun: None of these
 A_Dub888: wait whats the difference?
LoneGoat: own hole or someone else's hole
 BrowneePointz: Givin them the Cloaca Cruncher
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Anyone ever just think about holes?
 NotCainNorAbel: ouch, my ear
 Makoforte: weird way to play sonic mania
 CodeIndigo: @Juliamon yes
 schordash: 
 Strebenherz: That sounds like a new live bit.  SPIN THAT HOLE
GrathXVI: Cori: The additional context is Amigara Fault.
Alex_Frostfire: Why are we Donald Ducking... again?
 baltimore_667083: @doubleo21 personally I preferred the one with Jimmie Johnson demolishing the speed bump
Voidhawk42: See you at the nineth on the golf course I guess
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz I almost did a spit take of cereal
 Scy_Anide: Dinger, I got sinkhole, not to be confused with sink hole.
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig Welcome!
 Vinewood_OG: Schroedinger's pantaloons
hackingducks: calling ut the nudists
 Getter404: He brought a towel.
radioshackraider: Pick up a package with your package out
 PhorrestGaze: crouch with your knees
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz From cackling, that was so funny, you did a funny
 nimbus_machine: grats angel!
 Vinewood_OG: What if you have  PO box?
 schordash: 
ButButTheJesus: yayyy
 A_Dub888: Hey, that hog is a 3 time county fair champion
consolecowboy88: wait wheeler is wearing a mailbox on his groin area?
 PhoenixMelior: We did it
 CodeIndigo: instructions unclear, genitals stuck in mail carrier
 TheAinMAP:  
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/SplitTheRoomGame/d4cd3b7e17783c77ce2b8814ab8a0012/
LoneGoat: did they make that just for beej??
 IanAllenBird: I didn't know you could even do that
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig mental picture was of a panalysts style wheel, but on it's side.  contestants attempt to fit fingers in holes on the edge of the wheel, akin to the vibe of twister
ButButTheJesus: gotta stretch my laundry, change my legs
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 CodeIndigo: @Strebenherz Good news! We have the Wheel of Holes for you!
 DoodlestheGreat: I have to fold shirts. And space.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz As someone in veterinary medicine, there are a LOT of possible holes
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 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig Okay that got me snorting
 flatluigi: i still think this melody line is david s pumpkins
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DreamyFlirtyKaleVoHiYo-T0Ee1QGuJaxLhwnN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior *cue too many cooks parody*
 DarkMorford: Hey chat, what did you all have for dinner? I grilled a steak and baked a potato
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 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JoyousAmazonianWhaleDatSheffy-5B4KljOStcC0pkiN
 nevermore913: I had an egg roll snd Thai peanut sauce stir fry
 CodeIndigo: @DarkMorford mcdonalds, which is already a choice i regret
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarkMorford That made me jealous, I had cereal because I was tired but I want to look at what I have to thaw out for tomorrow potentially
 PhoenixMelior: !quote beej
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 DarkMorford: UM
 thraximore: 
consolecowboy88: we have too many mugs but j am gonna take a mug to my friends ‘ donation mug cubboard and get me a panalyst mug
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's very recent for that quote
consolecowboy88: I had kebab and carrot salad
 CaptainSpam: @DarkMorford Burgers and pasta.  It's a very pointless tradition I made up years ago for Memorial Day.  I have no idea why I keep doing it.
 nevermore913: I have questions sni
 PhoenixMelior: Oh right its a holiday in the states
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I ate the last of my pickled ginger so I can take a trip to the good grocery store!!
 baltimore_667083:  
 thraximore: ope
 flatluigi: ??
 CodeIndigo: @CaptainSpam i'm planning on tortellini tomorrow
 laikagoat: yessss
  Sarah_Serinde: oh boy 
consolecowboy88: I got to go to a pals party which was nice
 PhoenixMelior: Graham?
 Drasvin: XD
NimrodXIV: lol
 DarkMorford: Yep. Memorial Day weekend, the unofficial start of summer
 pleonasticTautology: lmao
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, it's the sounds game.
 schordash: yo hello? 
 thraximore: ahhhhhh
 baltimore_667083: HORSE
 Heckhoundbolt: oh
 thraximore: this one
 nimbus_machine: mic 5 lol
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: sound game
 GhostValv: 
 PhoenixMelior: Ohhh this game
 calculated_uncertainties: drugs
 CodeIndigo: YAAAAAAAAAY
 ErynTzun: HONS?
 BigDaddyBland87: Language graham
 laikagoat: best game that isn't jobjob
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 CaptainSpam: Ohhhhhhh yeah.
 HadesLeprechaun: the great game
 thraximore: I love sound game
phoenixfeather14: oh, the sound game
Alex_Frostfire: Oh yes, sound game.
 e_bloc: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HONSE
 nimbus_machine: H O N S E
consolecowboy88: oh sweet it’s the Canadian dub track game again break out they melodica babee 😊😉
 adept_nekomancer: Can say horses club
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh yea
 schordash: yaoi~ come getcher yaoi~
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessBlindingSkunkPastaThat-6pk3D-J4LOoIYpBQ
 nevermore913: Can say horses just not draw them
consolecowboy88: Paul should play the melodica when they do their voice bit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If any of them have those screaming chickens that you squeeze I wonder if that could be a personal noise
consolecowboy88: or hell someone just make this into a sub
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 KaleidoscopeMind: ooh more what on earth are you talking about
 PhoenixMelior: Is James's eye doing better?
 schordash:   
consolecowboy88: @phoenixmelior yes they had to skip a few episodes of good morning moon base but he’s better if memory serve
ButButTheJesus:   
  Sarah_Serinde: iirc only one of the GMM missed episodes was because of his eye
 Micalovits: It was, until he started gooning on a trampoline with Wheeler
  Sarah_Serinde: but yeah definitely doing better now
 PhoenixMelior: Good good
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 PhoenixMelior: That shit can really hurt yo
GrathXVI: @PhoenixMelior I know it still looked rough on Thursday during Sunderfolk, but it was better enough that he could be on stream
consolecowboy88: 
consolecowboy88: 
 nimbus_machine: 
 schordash: PartyParrot
ButButTheJesus: 
 jessicaengle: 
 Simonark: Wait, if Wheeler was a trampoline concussion, and Serge developed a taste for human flesh at a childhood birthday party, which LRR crew was the one who accidently crashed a hovercraft into a wedding? I can't keep them all clear
consolecowboy88: sorry I’m just trying to fill empty space. and I apologize for my constant demands for a dub mix of their noises
consolecowboy88: oh pardon yourselves
 KaleidoscopeMind: uh
 teddywhosabear: yuh-oh
ButButTheJesus: what in the fuk
consolecowboy88: sheeeesh
 Micalovits: Uhhhh
 Diabore: cameron?
 PhoenixMelior: I see
 jessicaengle: barpa
 CaptainSpam: Oh it's time.
 ErynTzun: I brought up HONSE images in duck duck go and the first result is actually a page about Umamusume. lol
 neisan2112: Ahhh its noises time
 e_bloc: 
 schordash: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, it is this game
 ContingentCat: Gesundheit
 calculated_uncertainties:  
 jessicaengle: unglaublich
 IanAllenBird: o/
 nimbus_machine: time for a zeep zorping noise time
 ErynTzun: hooray!
 Dog_of_Myth: Also, get to hang out with Paul.
 Getter404: Ghost Beej!
 jessicaengle: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Simonark: @Diabore That sounds right.
 DoodlestheGreat: The Beej is silent.
 thraximore: lmao
 PhoenixMelior: Hi paul
 ErynTzun: Beej's chair can play
 neisan2112: Lol
 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShyAnnoyingButterflyBatChest-njDvQuZFIuZDwCWA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 jessicaengle: Hi Paul!
consolecowboy88: poor been
consolecowboy88: beek
 korvys: Hi Paul
 NorthstarTex: ohai paul
consolecowboy88: been
 Viewers_Like_You: Hello Paul
ButButTheJesus: hi pual
consolecowboy88: beej
 Tiber727: The Beejvengers will return.
 Pywodwagon: sup paul
 dungeonmasteralek: Hi Paul!
 JadedCynic: thanks Paul 
 BrowneePointz: Hey paul how was your day?
 calculated_uncertainties: time with paul is always good!
 jessicaengle: You're my favorite Paul
 thraximore: u good cowboy
 maclaglen: Hi Paul! How's it going?
consolecowboy88: sorry for my random stroke there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who was that singing in falsetto
 teddywhosabear: beej is preparing for the lifestyle
 schordash:  
 ErynTzun: Hai paul how's it goin? o/
 Strebenherz: Howdy Paul, hope you're well
consolecowboy88: Paul. can you play the melodica?
 BrowneePointz: You excited to meme on Geoff Keighly Next Week Paul?
 kusinohki: secret paul podcast...
consolecowboy88: ‘more like paulcast
 BrowneePointz: woah Paul just spoke Geonosian from Star Wars
 JadedCynic: I gotta admit - Cam does really well with these
 Travilogue: Jorts In High Cut
 LordZarano: Joe Is Here, Clearly
 DoodlestheGreat: JIHC in case?
 CaptainSpam: Cori appears to be having issues?
consolecowboy88: Jesus in her Christ
consolecowboy88: o no
 jessicaengle: Cori known to make recordings wonky on purpose, tho
 baltimore_667083: Jet Inola Hydro Colgate
consolecowboy88: ohh that explains the burp noises
 kusinohki: Jesus is here?  Christ!
ButButTheJesus: yep
 e_bloc: sounds approximately correct per the beej phonetic alphabet
EricTheOrange: games a bit quiet
consolecowboy88: blarp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The sounds are a bit quiet
consolecowboy88: hahaha
 putz12a: Yeah, game is quite quiet
 jessicaengle: The sounds of players 2 and 3 are always obscured by laughing.
 baltimore_667083: JORDYNNE
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: JORDYNNE
 e_bloc: 
 Vinewood_OG: Ain't no laws....
 calculated_uncertainties: that's a lot of white claw for someone who -doesn't- have a concussion
 ErynTzun: ooOOoohh
PaperDoopliss: Angel on brand
 TheAinMAP:  
EricTheOrange: nice voice wheeler
 gualdhar: Angel and Wheeler were trying way too hard
 TehAmelie: Angel may have an advantage here
 Pywodwagon: technically any choir with angel is an angelic choir
 KaleidoscopeMind: isn't anything angel makes an "angelic choir"
 CaptainSpam: Snek is just happy to be here.
nyoomgoom: jesús ignacio hernandez cristo
GreyThey: Angel bringing the name advantage
ButButTheJesus: i mean
 schordash:   
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: nobody went with “BE NOT AFRAID”
ButButTheJesus: HAHAHAHA
 schordash: 
consolecowboy88: very lovecraft esque
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
 neisan2112: Oh its the briefcase
 CodeIndigo: dammit we had a $20 limit
LoneGoat: nominative determinism
 SquareDotCube: and that's how my face melted off
 TheCactaceae: the sound void
 kusinohki: did we lose a beej??
 Viewers_Like_You: Okay Paul, what does an angelic choir sound like?
 Pywodwagon: @kusinohki beej has been dead for 20 years
LoneGoat: perhaps he left when he was declared Most Disliked
 saucemaster5000: hope no one summoned the weather
 OldUncleDan: Dear Paul.  Thank you for the Creeper World stream last week.  It was really fun!
 teddywhosabear: someone tried to bring a cool rain outside for the evening and beej fell from the sky, so when beej gets back we're good
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: he's gone off to get the drop on a mirror person
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: he’s busy getting seasick on a cruise ship
 e_bloc: 1 in 4 chance hell be back
  s1ck1y: everyone just keep saying nice things about paul pls
 CaptainSpam: LRR has currently misplaced their Beej, a search is being conducted.
ButButTheJesus: @s1ck1y Paul is ver smort
TomatoKigu: This silence made me realise there are like five billion birds outside rn, so loud
FickleMuse: Man I haven't touched that series since the flash days
 A_Dub888: @s1ck1y nice things about Paul
 calculated_uncertainties: @s1ck1y paul is always awesome
 teddywhosabear: paul is very nice and funny
 korvys: Beej has to attend a wedding...
 baltimore_667083: nice things about Paul
smurfomancer: Beej got lost in the dinosaur past
 ContingentCat: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Tiber727: Beej has to roll a 6 to escape.
 Dog_of_Myth: Let it rip
 baltimore_667083: which one?
josh___something: Real
 Diabore: truuuuue
GreyThey: 
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 GhostValv: true
Astramentha: yes
Voidhawk42: Uninstall Sibling
 neisan2112: Truuue
 e_bloc: 
 TheCactaceae: I want Labyrinth but Beyblade now
 Kramburger: Kids at my daughter's school are unironically into beyblades, it's weird
 HorusFive: It's not the plot.  It's the inciting incident
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 TheCactaceae: spinning two beyblades in one hand
Astramentha: omg
 CaptainSpam: UM
consolecowboy88: this is kinda more of a quiplash prompt
 HadesLeprechaun: that was a mime
consolecowboy88: hahahha
consolecowboy88: haha
 ErynTzun: >_<
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 darkcyril: But doctor, I AM the little brother of Pagliacci
 Simonark: Beej has survived worse Jackbox streams than this.
 Makoforte: honestly frankly Yu-Gi-Oh and Beyblade crossover would have made some sense before it became all duel monsters all the time
 Simonark: Sure, he did find out we secretly hate him, apparently.
 schordash: jordynne >xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian and Cori are both very strong
consolecowboy88: aww
 schordash:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SO cursed
 BrowneePointz: my sound holes had great displeasure at that
consolecowboy88: it’s a good quick game always s
consolecowboy88: heheh
 CaptainSpam: And now it's the Paul Show!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Paul, how are you?
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  Sarah_Serinde: it's a good one
ButButTheJesus: its quite silly
 circusofkirkus: it's not just reheating the Jackbox nachos
 ErynTzun: It's the original make some noise
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It takes all of one round for people to get it
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Paul, do you ever want to be a Jackbox *player* and have someone else run tech?
smurfomancer: Paul is nice and smart and has good takes
 JadedCynic: yeah, it's a novel sort of game, not just wordplay like many
 ErynTzun: Singing in the Bathroom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !paul
 korvys: That's true, but we do also go back to the same quiz games every times. They did kinda get it right the first time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They do different effects depending upon the the thing
 JadedCynic: and another great feature is the 'videos' that the game adds your sounds to
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, turns out Paul has great takes on things and is thoughtful
 calculated_uncertainties: lrrbot needs more paullove quotes
 Fruan: I have to admit - this is my favorite Jackbox game purely because we get Paul vamping for the recording segments.
consolecowboy88: they did have a similar one a long long time ago but that had stock sound effects and you had to name a scenario they’d belong together
 NotCainNorAbel: true
Astramentha: omg
 JadedCynic: prisim or prison?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 Bits for Paul Appreciation
  Sarah_Serinde: 
consolecowboy88: hahahah
 SnackPak_: wooooow
consolecowboy88: hahahaha
 Ravynn: Lol
 schordash: nelly and wheeler just in the same conversation
Scarbble: a building with lemonade?
consolecowboy88: Nelly and wheeler are monsters
 e_bloc: amazing
 CaptainSpam: Nelly == Wheeler's hype man, gotcha.
 BrowneePointz: real Horace and Jasper energy
 Vinewood_OG: The Arnold Palmer's Wang Memorial Skyscraper
nyoomgoom: oh i remember doing math classes using a program where the built-in lesson recordings had that recorded-in-a-bathroom reverb
johnnylongtorso: It was big. Really, really, big. No, bigger than that. It was big!
Alex_Frostfire: I cannot.
Voidhawk42: Oh no boss, it's DA BAT
 HadesLeprechaun: they couldn't include Wheeler, would have been unfair
 TehAmelie: i was immediately hoping someone would go to gargling
 Mr_Bitterness: That was a sensual R roll from Ian
 KaleidoscopeMind: do you want growling or purring
 Simonark: Is Bender peeking in from another realm over on the left of the screen?
ButButTheJesus: me neither
 Saintnex: well we’ve learnt that two members of LRR can’t roll their r’s lol
 iris_of_ether: I had to pick it up for Spanish class
 pleonasticTautology: wheeler i think that'd be a pro-R day
 ErynTzun: I got good at this to annoy my cousin
 Cptasparagus: are group voice acting lessons a ProZD day?
 Gekyouryuu: Kirrrrrrrryu-chan!
 exeJayce: honestly I can't roll mine either, it sounds so bad LMAO
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Saintnex We didn't test all of them
 BrowneePointz: is that a roll or a uvular trill
 schordash: 
 jessicaengle: Someone reboot Wheeler
 Makoforte: i really wish RGG didn't seem on their last legs....
 Vinewood_OG: Hand me the hydrospanner.
 Simonark: Half ice tea and half lemonade, The Building.
 BrowneePointz: it's okay Nelly. Rolling R's is for Woodwind players, not brass
 e_bloc: go easy on nelly, its his first time playing this game
johnnylongtorso: the sound of a donkey dying
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
 HadesLeprechaun: we have a lot of donkeys in here
Alex_Frostfire: Some of these sounds more like animals than see-saws.
 schordash:  
 korvys: I think they're all donkeys
hackingducks: insults outta nowhere
FelidarSov: Pigs are in distress
 e_bloc: !clip
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 Twilight_Spark: I've never had my boss call me a donkey before.
kynelwynn: Angel was vey donkey
 HadesLeprechaun: just waiting for the video to BE a donkey
 CodeIndigo: he's ian horner, welcome to playground jackass
Vilun: Ian's is a see-saw in Deliverance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: BEAUTIFUL
 jessicaengle: pfft
 Zerragonoss: Office space is that you?
 e_bloc: nailed it
 schordash: 
 Strebenherz: incredible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 schordash: 
 ErynTzun: >__<
 schordash: 
ButButTheJesus: this tunnel scares me
 Simonark: Wheeler, you can't just give us half the intro, you need to tell us why Serge's deck is bad, for closure.
 schordash:   
consolecowboy88: Yayy
Astramentha:   
 thraximore: burping has gotta be like, 30% of all noises made in this game
consolecowboy88: 🎉😎
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: congrats, Angel - you deserve it! 
 Stormgod519: im here!!!
 HadesLeprechaun: that was a horse snort
 e_bloc:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, good recall angel
 Stormgod519: BEEJ!
 JadedCynic: w/b beej!
 ErynTzun: The return of The Beej
 maclaglen: Thunk!
 TheCactaceae: weather cleared up!
consolecowboy88: yay lil beej
 exeJayce: hi Beej!
hackingducks: return of the beej
 CouldntPickAUsername: beejy back ribs
 korvys: Had to rapidly attend a wedding?
 A_Dub888: Beej is back, alright!
 maclaglen: @korvys lol
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The storm has passed
consolecowboy88: ooo
 CodeIndigo: @A_Dub888 everyboooooody, yea~ah
 Stormgod519: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters but Im still here
 swordfishspyke: I don't remember this one
consolecowboy88: three years!
 Gaelan_Maestro: all hail the almighty paul!
 HadesLeprechaun: fixy text was good!
 LordZarano: https://jackbox.tv/gallery/hear-say/3a5049fecc24bd0f26aa2a74e737623f
 RedbeardTheTechnical: Jackbox 2019 Core release
 Stormgod519: what game?
EricTheOrange: ah the most chaotic game
 schordash: 
consolecowboy88: who decides which jackbox games ?
consolecowboy88: to play
 doubleo21: Love computer
 e_bloc: it was clearly feeding time for Beej's infant
consolecowboy88: the love computer decides em? cool
 Dog_of_Myth: Beej Beej Beej
 teddywhosabear: lucky this time it was only in nanaimo and he could make it back
 schordash: 
 CodeIndigo: beejlejuice
 putz12a: That would explain the Beejdrop
 CouldntPickAUsername: no you shave in front of a mirror
 DoodlestheGreat: Welcome back, Beej!
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's just a crapshot
 public_key_reveal_party: jordynne just built a crapshot from first principles
josh___something: *Beejdrop*
consolecowboy88: jeeb jeeb jeeb
 HorusFive: The other half of the BeejDrop
 RedbeardTheTechnical: The beej-based home security system. In trouble? just say beej three times and he'll make your problem go away
 Twilight_Spark: Ah, but what about the wiggly wumpus paradox?
Sogheim: but they can see Snuffleuppagus's niece just fine
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh the google doc chaos
 neisan2112: Ohh yeah this one
 ClodiumSoride: What happens if you play the Beejdrop in reverse? Does Beej turn into everyone else?
 calculated_uncertainties: would watch bloodybeejdrop
   LoadingReadyRun: code is OHKV
 Simonark: Beej killed that bunyip in single combat, then.
 Stormgod519: damn
 KaleidoscopeMind: reminder: there is not backspace
 flatluigi: you could be making thousands with the long teeth
 Stormgod519: *John Mulaney Voice* you want me to do what?
 Stormgod519: :chaos:
 A_Dub888: !findquote chaos
  LRRbot: Quote #8253: "You have to understand, I'm a chaos goblin." —Heather [2022-10-01]
 Laurence72: OHKV = One Hit Knock Vut
 Heckhoundbolt: for the love of god, do not pick something uncomfortable . you are stuck with the theme the entire game
  Sarah_Serinde: oh right, now I kind of remember this
 Getter404: Terrified
 nevermore913: Oh I love this one
 korvys: Oh yeah, I think we've seen this one once, I vaguely remember it
 Pywodwagon: this game seems like it goes great with chugging two white claws 20 minutes ago
 teddywhosabear: okay, this makes more sense now
 LordZarano: Oberth Heating Kills Viruses
 korvys: Or maybe it was at a PAX?
 CodeIndigo: @Pywodwagon it's gonna be fun
 korvys: Cause I think Kate was in it
 UnknownFriday: I've got lots of those.
 Stormgod519: uh oh
 teddywhosabear: oh god graham
Spolin: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 godofthunder4242: Welcome to a nightmare.
consolecowboy88: Matt was always a fun feller at these too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm melting
 Getter404: Graham...
 HorusFive: Ever forward.
 RedbeardTheTechnical: unsubalubdubdub is pretty great
iarethel0ser: Typing is always forward never learning.
 IanAllenBird: F
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: tag yourself, Im Unsubbalubbadubdubs
consolecowboy88: mister obanma
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh they updated it so we can see the cursors i think (or i just dont remember since last time)
 Dalrint: Graham is very intently typing
 CaptainSpam: Unsubbalubbadubdubscribe from owo facts
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I have no idea how this game works
 Stormgod519: never heard this eminem song
 circusofkirkus: my brain is leaking
graal_smith: Something  I Z Z
 Cptasparagus: Are you related to Tony Unsubalubbadub
 Cptasparagus: from Monk
 Dog_of_Myth: Unsubbalubbaduddubscribe and like and comment
 schordash:  please
johnnylongtorso: Obanma 1/2
   Anubis169: Unsubbalubbadubdubscribe please
 swordfishspyke: tnaanks obamna
rogerivany: Then the messages would be UNhinge.
 KaleidoscopeMind: kathleen was very good at it
graal_smith: Is Obanma the cross between Obama and Victor Orban?
   Anubis169: can I nsubbalubbadubdubscribe?
SnowBuddy18: "Unsubbalubbadubdubscribe" is a perferct response to a Hinge message
consolecowboy88: @threetwoonepantsoff there’s three little icon thingies and they type silly things without backspaces
EricTheOrange: is "hinged messages" the opposite of "un-hinged messages"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 If I got that as part of a message I don't know what I would do
 Pywodwagon: double nard score
   Anubis169: 
 Makoforte: @johnnylongtorso please remove this thought from my brain forever
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Oooh this game
 calculated_uncertainties: WHeel!
northos: @Makoforte no backspace, no delete 
 Cptasparagus: @Makoforte does he turn into Biden when in hot water?
consolecowboy88: wait so the unknown number somehow lives IN the phone?
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm going to go with IAN!
   Anubis169: 
 exeJayce: no
 RedbeardTheTechnical: i, too, want to spion thje wheel
 CaptainSpam: ALARM FORCE.
ButButTheJesus: no!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ALARM FORCE
Voidhawk42: Send a Bondulance
consolecowboy88: alarm force
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What do you thin
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 DarkMorford: Jordynne please
 baltimore_667083: alarm force
 nimbus_machine: Outie bellybutton!!!!!
 Stormgod519: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Dalrint: Aren't you like explicitely not supposed to look at screens with a concussion?
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: No we're not ok
 Twilight_Spark: Her liver is a universal deconstructor.
 JKBalch: Lets go back to the concussion for a second...
consolecowboy88: my fingers they are soft
 ErynTzun: oh it's the Brian TTS
   Anubis169: 
 eshplode: alarm force.
 e_bloc: yeah I've gotten that text before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
graal_smith: Woot!  Northern European alcohol resistance!
 schordash: girl don't worry about it
 tehfewl: Alarm force, Maximum Loud.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: sauccccccce
 Cptasparagus: just a crapshot
 saucemaster5000: yes?
 KaleidoscopeMind: so is this what writing meetings are like? 
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah obviously Alarm Force was Ian 
 TehAmelie: i imagine if you had writing meetings online in google docs
Grumpingtoon: 056507683
TomatoKigu: …is cori's avatar the demon core?
 Twilight_Spark: Does anyone understand the scoring even a little?
 paulthemapguy: Ian's ideal aesthetic: everyone is a tool or a fastener
   Anubis169: 0118 999 881 99.. 9119 725..........3
consolecowboy88: 58008
 Driosenth: Is Cory's little guy a demon core?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is so funny with this group
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Twilight_Spark the more people pick things you wrote, the better
 Viewers_Like_You: Is this what Google Wave was like?
Alex_Frostfire: So... why are we trying to confuse our building manager?
 Cptasparagus: Jordynne's is swollen diglett
 Twilight_Spark: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Okay, I acknowledge this in an abstract sense.
 Stormgod519: lol
 Getter404: It's true, there are still no power rangers. Thanks for nothing, Hasbro
 exeJayce: whole floor left beef LMAO
graal_smith: @Driosenth His name is Ian, and yes.
   Anubis169: This is a legit message
 RedbeardTheTechnical: what is a landlord, but a spam person?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: By imitating a spam person
 HadesLeprechaun: @Twilight_Spark people vote on their favorite added words to the text, you get more votes you get more points. Bonus if you just added to the middle of another players words and they were selected
 paulthemapguy: None power rangers with left beef?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I don’t think I like this game.  seems like the randomness is too disjointed, nothing makes sense, but not in a good way
consolecowboy88: bangs he strong
 RedbeardTheTechnical: lefty beef hunk, you say?
consolecowboy88: @threetwoonepantsoff eh it’s fun to hear robot voices say the things
 swordfishspyke: come together!
CristinawithaK: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff I think it would be better if they later had to make sentences using the words people voted on
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I love this
   Anubis169: Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RedbeardTheTechnical: Can't threaten me witha  good time
 e_bloc: 
 GhostValv: D:
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: as long as he brings his own towel
 GhostValv: +2
 Driosenth: The tictok voice
 ClodiumSoride: I want this to lead into Job Job. Try making your replies out of *this*.
 pleonasticTautology: have kasane teto read it
darkpks2: computers dont like water
darkpks2: fuck ai
 paulthemapguy: No, the memes are not still relevant, but we are all 30 or 40 and we do not need to concern ourselves with those who get on our case about it
 Getter404: The Left Beefy Hunk knows where he is because the Left Beefy Hunk knows where he isn't
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 maclaglen: After seeing the video of AI reading WWE aloud, I don't think I want to see that.
 nimbus_machine: 
consolecowboy88: @getter404 that’s wheelers new catchphrase
 e_bloc: that is a great idea
graal_smith: Its Morbin' time!
 Mr_Bitterness: Text to Zardon
 Kramburger: No, I text *your* mother
 thraximore: lmao
consolecowboy88: please Mr corbally
 RedbeardTheTechnical: carbally
 ErynTzun: n00b
 Pywodwagon: isn't every week a biweek for you jordynne
 pleonasticTautology: jordynne's mom is based
 Micalovits: r3ct
   Anubis169: og 1337speak
 thraximore: carbally
 electra310: At least she's not calling you unc
 e_bloc: is she baptized
 public_key_reveal_party: I was unfamiliar with her game
 schordash: "my mother calls me a 'n00b'" 
 exeJayce: lmao
 Stormgod519: lol
consolecowboy88: hahahha
 RedbeardTheTechnical: does she use 0 or o?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Twilight_Spark: Heavens, your mom is a gamer.
 ErynTzun: I guess technically everyone younger is a n00b by comparison
niccus: how leet is your mom? is it rude to ask if someone's mom is leet?
consolecowboy88: also teenage dirtbag
 NotCainNorAbel: n00b, affection
 Stormgod519: pfft
 paulthemapguy: Jordynne is technically newer to this world than her mother is, by definition lol
 SnackPak_: also teenage dirtbag is very good
 Veraphage: You have a family
   Anubis169: it's the Super Sentai Lord's Prayer
EricTheOrange: what was vegalk supposed to be?
niccus: carbally...
 BrowneePointz: Oh Donald Glover?
 Getter404: PLEASE, have me me carbally.
 BrowneePointz: Salacious Grandino?
 TehAmelie: "please have me me carbally" sounds like the worst pickup line of all time
 paulthemapguy: making typos is brutal in this lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: POWER! POWER, PLEASE
 ErynTzun: Please have me spaghetally
consolecowboy88: salacious grandino is my favorite only fans dude
 paulthemapguy: speaking of carbal pleasures, I'm gonna get me an apple turnover
 Kramburger: Tell that to Dave Filoni
 SnackPak_: no, we need the screwdriver there
 TheCactaceae: demon core V-tuber
TomatoKigu: So I did see it correctly
   Anubis169: Water ftw 
Bowerbird7: Salacious Grandino, the Childish Gambino Tribute Act
 schordash: stay hydrated in your thumbs yall
   Anubis169: under the same conditions 
 RedbeardTheTechnical: Ok, the dancing noodle man animiation is pretty great tho
   Anubis169: LOL
 Getter404: Properties Georg?!
 paulthemapguy: by scoring, all of you are constructing additions to your pylons
josh___something: Is streaming not insanity
 Sethalidos: IAN!
 Micalovits: Yes they did
consolecowboy88: hah hah
consolecowboy88: georg property
 ClodiumSoride: Spiders Georg is a Property Brother?
NimrodXIV: Jordynne is a property brother now
 ContingentCat: IAN
 7gorobei: georage
 paulthemapguy: Geordynne
 CodeIndigo: and trampolines
 pleonasticTautology: i think you mean stepladders, beej
 baltimore_667083: isn’t georg a boss in Majora’s Mask? 
 ClodiumSoride: thank you, Jordynne
 Kramburger: IAN
 exeJayce: @baltimore_667083 yes
 Shurtal: but is he in Sea Org?
 exeJayce: <shot>
 SnackPak_: 
 Mr_Bitterness: SLOPPEH
 Stormgod519: pfft
 PharaohBender27: Fun fact, Jordynne was on her way to do a Property Brothers when she got rear-ended 
 Kramburger: Slobboed means something different down under
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 exeJayce: looooooool
 nimbus_machine: 
 GhostValv: 
 mercano82: Tom Hanks is playing Gayorg in a Sound of Music remake
 Getter404: Perfect, no notes
   Anubis169: successfully slobbed 
 PharaohBender27: #SlobYourOrganizations
 Twilight_Spark: SLOBBED
 schordash:  
ButButTheJesus: "to all the autobots in the galaxy..."
 Kramburger: IPO? Nah, I'm not into beer
 paulthemapguy: do to your org what you would have done to your organ. -golden rule
 ContingentCat: Wow
graal_smith: the 4.5th one
   Anubis169: Dish Canal 
 RedbeardTheTechnical: newly dating, or newly brothers?
 ContingentCat: One of the public property brothers
 paulthemapguy: lol they are just contractually brothers, not biologically
  Pharmacistjudge: we aren't going full wincest
 e_bloc: hard same
 PharaohBender27:  Shots fired
 Kramburger: They were brothers in the confirmed batchelor kinda way
 Stormgod519: pfft
EricTheOrange: huehuehuehue
 Dalrint: Not on twitch.
 Shurtal: you're the man now, ian
 TheCactaceae: something something The Quickening
 e_bloc: if we must
johnnylongtorso: Sean Goonerey was a great James Bond
 Stormgod519: this game is interesting
graal_smith: Open relationship kitchens?
 e_bloc: loved him in tomorrow never comes
 paulthemapguy: (sean connery voice) The penish is mightier than the shword!
 RedbeardTheTechnical: ol' 'open concept' nelly, is what we call him
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niccus: who
 exeJayce: lmaooooooooo
 baltimore_667083: 
radioshackraider: Is Sean Goonery Jordynne's drag king persona?
 ClodiumSoride: Does a non-open-concept kitchen have internal walls?
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
   Anubis169: Yes, account is 7 years old
 Stormgod519: woah
  Sarah_Serinde: Account created May 30, 2025
 ErynTzun: maybe it will die out soon
  Sarah_Serinde: Anubis was looking at Dog_of_Myth's account age, not the goonery one
 Stormgod519: k o?
 e_bloc: if they're anything like they're name, they'll sub forever but never actually chat
 Cptasparagus: dog of myth's age outed
 public_key_reveal_party: still a 1 year old acct
 paulthemapguy: who has a kitchen large enough for it to be in multiple divided chambers? what kitchens are NOT open concept?
  Sarah_Serinde: haha 
 Kramburger: Mods skill gap? It's more likely than you think
EricTheOrange: nelly and his steely eye beams
  Juliamon: and flow!
 RedbeardTheTechnical: consider tghe humpy space use
   Anubis169: the script picked up Dog_of_Myth's account, even though i clicked on the seangoonery username...
graal_smith: Aaaand flow.
 Stormgod519: and also flow with you
 Travilogue: That voice was excellent for that
 NorthstarTex: and flow!
Scarbble: and alsflow with you
   Anubis169: looks like service lines are linked to one username only
 ClodiumSoride: she was channeling Black-Eyed Peas there for a bit
   Anubis169: today i learned something 
 Makoforte: why does this feel like some real awkward particular subset of trans girl flirting?
Grumpingtoon: And all flow with you
 pleonasticTautology: "collar up" is how you tell seattle transfemmes to put on clothes
 ContingentCat: And also flow with you
dm818: and flow
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AffluentSavageBasenjiRickroll-9jwxDN-J98TvfCAJ
   Anubis169: Thankies Sarah 
 RedbeardTheTechnical: ok ok ok ok ok
ButButTheJesus: ♪ alright now ladies
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, now I know how long I've been on twitch. 
graal_smith: Get a carbon monoxide detector even if you don't have a sex dungeon.
 KaleidoscopeMind: or just get a carbon monoxide detector always
 SnackPak_: jesus
 e_bloc: maybe get a detector anyway
 Kramburger: 
 JadedCynic: 
ButButTheJesus: NO 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
Scarbble: important: have y'all seen the AI wwe youtube account that breaks every time it has to say 'wwe'
 ContingentCat: 
 baltimore_667083: JORDYNNE
 SkylerRingtail: BALL?!
 paulthemapguy: ha ha! hands on balls.
 Stormgod519: jeez
 ClodiumSoride: It's the same generated voices as used in Mad Verse City.
 SnackPak_: Nelly!
 exeJayce: I am so thankful I'm using headphones rn LMAO
ButButTheJesus: NO
 pleonasticTautology: collar up supercup
 Getter404: First time (actual)!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOO
 e_bloc: 
EricTheOrange: obanma
 schordash: 
 NorthstarTex: obanma!
 KaleidoscopeMind: mwister
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 nimbus_machine: obanma \o/
 TheAinMAP:  
 Twilight_Spark: Your duck boner is trascending space and time.
  Juliamon: I love this game but it's not an every-time-we-stream-Jackbox game
wyndhunter: obanma flow!
 schordash: look it's nelly
josh___something: Obanmna
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Love it when a first time player wins
 LithelyUnshod: Graham's obamna reminds me of DankPods' na-no
 KaleidoscopeMind: 25% higher than 2nd place
NonchalantAvenger: Again!
NonchalantAvenger: one moe time
NonchalantAvenger: moe*
 Stormgod519: lol
 Pywodwagon: need a cigarette after that game
NonchalantAvenger: more*
 RedbeardTheTechnical: that feels like a great way to end a writing meeting. "We really fucked up some text today"
 BrowneePointz: it sounds like Bootylicious
 Saintnex: it slaps so hard
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 BrowneePointz: I don't think you're ready for this Jelly
 Cptasparagus: is it the 90s where everything needs a rap
 LordZarano: https://jackbox.tv/gallery/fixytext/97cecf8f57c9c00ccf71e69f546f06f4
 RedbeardTheTechnical: about as good as his ludonarrative
 exeJayce: my god
 HorusFive: They should probably put the instruction-rap at the start of the game
 Stormgod519: lol
 Fruan: Oh, Diagesis, the founding book of Gay-Org
josh___something: Happy pride(?)
 BrowneePointz: diegesis and you
 7gorobei: L Rawn Hobards diegetics?
 SkylerRingtail: I have yet to recover from the pup play segment, my lord
ButButTheJesus:   
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hey chat, now’s a good time to go cycle your laundry.  I’m sure someone needs to
   Anubis169:   
 schordash:   
smurfomancer: Diagetics, by Tomald Cruise
 Shurtal: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
northos: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff hey, my laundry is already out of the dryer, thank you very much 
 PharaohBender27: Dangit I should take my recycling downstairs . . .
 PhoenixMelior: Next time, on strip search
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @northos I’m moving my wets to the dryer as we speak!
 exeJayce: I need to DO laundry but it's like 10 pm so that sounds like future me's problem
KeytarCat: Audible is advertising bigot-wizard pretty hard this week, huh
 exeJayce: I NOTICED that
 exeJayce: it's on fb a lot too, like every other reel at this point
 exeJayce: let me browse in peace I swear
luckyowl618: Did anyone else get the "this will get you laid" fragrance ad?
 thraximore: which one
northos: @luckyowl618 yup, that was a new one for me
 exeJayce: not yet but I probably will now that it's mentioned
ButButTheJesus: I'm still curious about these ads that [Big Pharma] is BAD and [Big Insurance] is GOOD
 exeJayce: as someone who works in a pharmacy: all insurances suck
ButButTheJesus: yeah I assumed
luckyowl618: @thraximore You'll know it when you see it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus The idea is to make medicaid look bad partially
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Insurance to make money probably is decreasing human quality of life
 exeJayce: medicaid is wonderful and honestly the least of the problematic ones.... it's cvs/caremark that seems to be the biggest offender
 flatluigi: cake donut...
 thraximore: who
 pleonasticTautology: d-donut?
 KaleidoscopeMind: uh
 Micalovits: Cake? I could go for some cake
 DarkMorford: Huh?
ButButTheJesus: donut wut
 Getter404: Oh dip, a CAKE donut?
 Stormgod519: mmm, cake
 pleonasticTautology: @exeJayce we're on medicaid and it's honestly fine
 paulthemapguy: cake donut? talk about carbal pleasures
 TheAinMAP: 
 ErynTzun: HONSE Cake Donut
   Anubis169: Welcome backackerack
 laikagoat: yesss
 lamina5432: ooo a classic
 Dog_of_Myth: Yesss
 DarkMorford: Oh, nice
 Heckhoundbolt: oh wow been a while
 RedbeardTheTechnical: oooh, i'm excited
 public_key_reveal_party: but who's on first?
 DaxStrife: Am G-ham okay?
 LordZarano: Patently Stupid! YES!
   LoadingReadyRun: Code is KGRE
 idontgetmyrealname: I thought Jordynne was the concussed one
 BigDaddyBland87: Ohh it's been a while
 exeJayce: @pleonasticTautology I was for years, it's lovely and covers EVERYTHING. take advantage of prescription eyeglasses/eye exams while you can imo.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ok, I need to rewatch a certain clip from this game
northos: @LoadingReadyRun isn't that a pokemon 
 Dalrint: They say you should never Jackbox with your ex
 badpandabear: LII-INA!
   LoadingReadyRun: The twitch extension should work with this
 Larkonus: Are we trapped in here with them, or...?
 idontgetmyrealname: OH huh, I actualy had youtube randomly feed me the vod of the last time you played this over the weekend
 DarkMorford: Yes, the game that gave us the Escapiary and the Kill-A-Graham
 PhoenixMelior: Ah, kyogre
 paulthemapguy: Kyogre is the code yes
 Zerragonoss: This room code is the clooset I have ever been to a kegger.
 Mindfire13: I prefer GRDN
 Travilogue: Like and Ogre, except not
 ErynTzun: Kiggle Giggle Ripple Eurple
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m nostalgic for classic Beej invention “f*ing walk then”
 thraximore: lest we forget, the Momentum Mori
 Cptasparagus: is that how you say that
 Laurence72: This is KGRE, your absurdist polka radio station in Nsburg
 benjamin_wheeler: Primal KGRE
 korvys: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #766: "We're going to put this guy in the *** blender!" —Adam [2015-10-01]
 DarkMorford: 2
 CaptainSpam: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Jennie_Fuchsia Same
 e_bloc: kgre trout
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh 1 for sure
ButButTheJesus: I need to exercise my kgre
 calculated_uncertainties: 3
 pleonasticTautology: @exeJayce i need to find a place that'll cover my eye exams  i'm more happy about covered dental; our parents' insurances stopped covering dental at 18 and i have impacted wisdom teeth (:
 exeJayce: 2 bc I actually JUST went through something similar lmao
 LithelyUnshod: @benjamin_wheeler I always preferred KGRE over GRDN
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 RedbeardTheTechnical: if i use the code in jackbox.tv AND the twitch integration, do i get two votes?
 schordash: 
 paulthemapguy: Every time I've seen this game played, there are no repeat letters on the coffee mugs somehow
consolecowboy88: hahaha
   Anubis169: Someone said his name in a mirror
ButButTheJesus: 
 DaxStrife: And when you can't see Beej, that's when he's the most dangerous.
 schordash: there's an atmospheric beej river in the area
 couchboyj: Sir, the Beej has hit a second wedding
consolecowboy88: beejes of Normandy
 Strebenherz: math
 ErynTzun: eeew
 e_bloc: I guess the infant isnt sleeping well
 LordZarano: Kneed Great Recipe Egg
 gibbousm: play on the bidet?
 Dog_of_Myth: Schrödinger's Beej
 exeJayce: serious talk: thank you to everyone for making the last month at least DECENT between the upcoming divorce and having to leave Canada
 Stormgod519: huh?
 DarkMorford: Sundays aren't counted in Lent, he can shit then.
 LithelyUnshod: It's Pentecost, Jordynne
 e_bloc: june's card kingdom button
 RedbeardTheTechnical: My grandfather knew a man who hit 14 on the bristol scale
 Zerragonoss: I assume Beej giving up the means he stops pooping inside not he stops pooping.
 pleonasticTautology: @exeJayce 
 CaptainSpam: "Internet clown"
 Twilight_Spark: And we're all very sorry about that.
 pleonasticTautology: hey nelly, you good?
 e_bloc: people don't realize the bristol scale is logrithmic
 schordash: jordynne does the internet
 calculated_uncertainties: @exeJayce Man, that's rough buddy.   
   Anubis169: hahahaha
ButButTheJesus: LOG
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 baltimore_667083: isn’t the Richter scale also logarithmic? 
 e_bloc: sure is
 Twilight_Spark: Yes, be influenced by my dense mind-shit.
 Micalovits: But Log(2) not log10
 teddywhosabear: I've seen some deviantart like that, lamentably
 electra310: It's a Log and Rhythm scale, which is not quite the same
 Driosenth: At what point does the Bristol scale and Rockwell scale cross over?
 saucemaster5000: all the belmont family scales are logarithmic
 DaxStrife: I thought Level 10 Stool was any AI program.
 paulthemapguy: I hate that I just googled the bristol scale and I hate that I found out what it is
 Scy_Anide: It's like that game about converting the universe to paperclips except...
 PharaohBender27: OK got back from recycling in time to join audience for this game
radioshackraider: The big bang was just god rippingg ass?
 iconicshadow89: rather logarithmic than fluid dy
   Anubis169: anything greater than Log(2) will Clog(2)
consolecowboy88: what’s the Rockwell scale
EricTheOrange: asia probably?
 iconicshadow89: dynamic
 e_bloc: I legitimately thought that would be the start of a limeric
 Driosenth: @consolecowboy88 hardness of metals
Valkryir: Where's the crossover of the bristol and the mohs scale?
consolecowboy88: ??
 PharaohBender27: Wait what
ButButTheJesus: ?
 ErynTzun: @paulthemapguy same except duckduckgo.  i made this face and immediately closed the result
 schordash: lol me too 😔
 teddywhosabear: thats' just confusing
 Twilight_Spark: You can't do shit like this to me after mojito #2.
consolecowboy88: @driosenth oof
 pleonasticTautology: @Twilight_Spark puns intended?
 7gorobei: furious clacka clacka
 paulthemapguy: Am I surprised that it was Ian Horner of all people who influenced me to google the Bristol stool scale?
 Twilight_Spark: @pleonasticTautology Certainly not.
 PharaohBender27: Nelson I think a lot of us in chat would like more context to that thing you said about ketchup and diapers
 RedbeardTheTechnical: bahahaha
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 schordash:   
 electra310: lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: incredible
 e_bloc: 
 gualdhar: broadcast TV even!
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
 Zerragonoss:   
 HorusFive: Broadcast Even
ButButTheJesus: I think it was an older LRR stream where I learned about bristol scale too
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Stormgod519: lol
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
 CaptainSpam: Someday, Graham will interview Stephen Colbert, and then...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
consolecowboy88: @paulthemapguy it’s a Wikipedia page too and thankfully the poop is illustrated
 schordash: 
 paulthemapguy: function was not compromised
coachNelly: i was hoping people would get my continent-condiments-incontinence continuation of wheeler's bit
 Cptasparagus: fruit of the 'chucks
 Micalovits: Nono, Mpreg
 JadedCynic: "I remember him! He was on Letterman, I think?"  
consolecowboy88: @coachnelly obhhhh
dm818: @coachNelly I got it
 e_bloc: look if IVF and IUI don't work, you gotta try something
ButButTheJesus: @coachNelly ohhh I missed some of that
 paulthemapguy: @consolecowboy88 hahahaha thankfully that is not what I got
 calculated_uncertainties: @coachNelly I wasn't sure if it was a bit or a jordynne style crazy story bit
 Stormgod519: oh?
 RedbeardTheTechnical: lmao
 gualdhar: @coachNelly I thought you meant the grandparents can't eat things that turn poop red
 Twilight_Spark: Hot.
 schordash:  
 Mindfire13: Splatoon?
 PharaohBender27: @coachNelly Ah. I was AFK for the Wheeler part of it; can't explain others' confusion
 e_bloc: is that true
 electra310: Pro-Shoplifting Ink?
smurfomancer: Squid?
 RedbeardTheTechnical: pro-shoplifting, vegan, locally sourced ink
consolecowboy88: hahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
smurfomancer: Squid!!!
consolecowboy88: I love it!
 googoltudoris: pocket squid!
 SnackPak_: A+
ButButTheJesus: uh huh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 thraximore: 
 pleonasticTautology: 👏
 TheAinMAP:   
EricTheOrange: if it's from a living being is it veegen?
 7gorobei: 8 tentacle discount
 schordash: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 HorusFive: Am Octopus ink Vegan?
 Stormgod519: lol
 CaptainSpam: Hey, chat, it's ours!
 korvys: That is... literally the only non-vegan ink, G
 Zerragonoss: Man that shot hit hard after it was finally lined up
RoundTop7: @EricTheOrange No, but I don't think it matters
 calculated_uncertainties: that could not have gone better
 e_bloc: 
 Vinewood_OG: 
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 Stormgod519: oh my god
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ErynTzun: Viral videos have been around much longer than the internet, we don't need internet for things to be widely viewed. Word of mouth, news clips to fill time, America's Funniest Home videos was a thing, film festivals, vhs tapes, cable.
 thraximore: 
 PharaohBender27: Well it is out(side) of Africa
ButButTheJesus: 
 e_bloc: this is gonna be a long walk
 paulthemapguy: I'm the lift shoptopus my raps are from optimists...everything sucks.
PopeWorldbuild: Oh dear
 NotCainNorAbel: Ian! 
5 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
consolecowboy88: hahha
consolecowboy88: hahahah
 baltimore_667083: hello raiders!
Astramentha: 🤯
 PharaohBender27: Daaaang
PopeWorldbuild: Welcome raiders
consolecowboy88: he’s right and should say it
 Saintnex: Ian wth lol
 LithelyUnshod: Mid-South America, Ian
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders
  Foxmar320: 
 RedbeardTheTechnical: Who doesn't love John Berry
 JadedCynic: Horner? We TALKED about this...repeatedly.
 e_bloc: 668
 paulthemapguy: I like Uruguay they have capybaras
 UnknownFriday: It's also not in Brazil, which you could mistake that for.
 Stormgod519: very nice, but....
smurfomancer: Ahhhh, I was getting it confused with The African Queen
  bv310: I appreciate Madagascar making the outline
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
consolecowboy88: Sydney pollak’s done better too/ everyone go watch tootsie
 calculated_uncertainties: And yet, Ian drew Antartica
 Strebenherz: holy shit beej
 JadedCynic: BURN!!!!!
 JadedCynic: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 baltimore_667083: hello 911 I’d like to report a murder
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 letsbelgo: new boot goofin
 HorusFive: I do feel all the time. and I want it to stop
 Lysander_salamander: I think I look pretty ok in boots.  I just need to find boots that I like
consolecowboy88: Hahahhaha
 e_bloc: speak for yourself
 exeJayce: BEEJ
 DarkMorford: LMAO
 iris_of_ether: Y e s
 Travilogue: Go to Greggs instead
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 schordash: awww xD
 RedbeardTheTechnical: this way you can look good in boot
EricTheOrange: ah the kurbo shoe
 iris_of_ether: Best level in SMB3
Astramentha: take my money
 paulthemapguy: pwned the problem?
  Sarah_Serinde: and stomp on anyone who tells you you don't look good
consolecowboy88: I dunno the kuribo reference is but I do like there’s a leaf growing out of the back
consolecowboy88: hahah
 RedbeardTheTechnical: the little propeller on the back, tho 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
radioshackraider: So long as you step on me, I'm not too bothered how you look in boots
 schordash: 
ButButTheJesus: uh huh
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TolerantLaconicNeanderthalJKanStyle-lv9ZvcZLGLIZvayi
 BrowneePointz: @consolecowboy88 Mario 3
 HorusFive: Question- can I simply stomp my enemies to death with this product?
 jessicaengle: I fail to see the problem
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaaa
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Twilight_Spark: Fuck this is a problem though.
ButButTheJesus: FINALLY
 schordash:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Stormgod519: ummmmm
 Dog_of_Myth: oh no
 Micalovits: An office job?
 Stormgod519: oh god
ButButTheJesus: OH
 TheAinMAP: 
 DaxStrife: This is a Crapshot
  bv310: That's not what that is
 PharaohBender27: 
 CaptainSpam: OH
 e_bloc: oh eyes
 jessicaengle: Phrasing?
 KaleidoscopeMind: OH
 electra310: Oh! It's glasses
 thraximore: the tear collectors, yes
josh___something: D;
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
 gualdhar: that's an underwire bra
 Lysander_salamander: yeah ok
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
ButButTheJesus: visual phrasing
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh it's eyes
 HorusFive: "The last thing that brings me joy, that I haven't monetized"
 schordash: stfu beej and ian   
 RatherLargeToad: joy is stored in the (eye)balls
 Saintnex: definitely eyes
consolecowboy88: why does it look like tits
 HorusFive: 
 Twilight_Spark: Okay but chest though.
consolecowboy88: hahaha
consolecowboy88: hahahah
 eshplode: Good thing this isn't in public right now
 circusofkirkus: we're all SOBs
 googoltudoris: existential dread?
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh this just got real
Astramentha: oh NO
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LivelyCalmSwordCharlieBitMe-7hG12G0qLADdrQPH
 Twilight_Spark: God it's so true. My entire job is speaking in public and I sob.
 Twilight_Spark: Why do they still pay me?
 jessicaengle: Maybe we're all just going through some things
 Stormgod519: hmmm
 HorusFive: "Why are we sobbing?"  Have you looked outside recenlty?
 RedbeardTheTechnical: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
 schordash: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
   Anubis169: LOL
ButButTheJesus: EAT THE RICH
dm818: Solidarity
 RedbeardTheTechnical: REVOLUTION
 Lysander_salamander: yes!
 schordash:   
josh___something: 
 pleonasticTautology: YEAHHHH
PopeWorldbuild: YES!
consolecowboy88: I like how Nelly is just expanding the story
Astramentha:     
 electra310: RISE UP
 Fruan: Nelly finally solved it!
 Lysander_salamander: Steel chair for the win!
 HorusFive: Our keys comrade
 paulthemapguy: Fight the power
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Saintnex: NELLY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
 GhostValv: \o/
 e_bloc:    \
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaa
   Anubis169: bahahaha
 HorusFive: 
 calculated_uncertainties: that's kill-o-graham beautiful
 maclaglen: VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
consolecowboy88: oh wheelet
ButButTheJesus: WHEELER
 TheAinMAP:  
consolecowboy88: hahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 Lysander_salamander: 
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 Fruan: HAH
 nimbus_machine: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Pffffffffft
 thraximore: HAHA
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 schordash: i read that as bitcoins at first 
 FenrisSchafer: Or you're breeding dogs
 Vinewood_OG: god dammit
 electra310: ooooo noooo
 Strebenherz: #sponsored
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFT 10/10
 Saintnex: hahahahaha
 Stormgod519: ouch
 Gekyouryuu: but I have a puppy farm! and all these female dogs! what do I DO?!
consolecowboy88: o snap
 korvys: Excellent drawing
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahh
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ClumsyGoodPassionfruitPJSalt-MH2J8vuVYIU_Q35r
 Getter404: @schordash I mean, let us not forget the history of MtGOX
ButButTheJesus: AAAAHA
 iris_of_ether: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
   Anubis169: 
  bv310: PPR coming in about three weeks
PopeWorldbuild: Brutal
 eshplode: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahahaha
 pleonasticTautology: i mean. you can always play mtg and take estrogen...
Voidhawk42: New Button!
coachNelly: play the game, see the inside of the convention centre
GrathXVI: and that's why the PPR got canceled
 HorusFive: Tomorrow, Graham has an uncomfortable phone call with WOTC
 e_bloc: use coupon code lrr5 to save 5% on dragon sleeves
 DaxStrife: But there's no Magicon Detroit?
   Anubis169: The American Midwest sent me, Button Please.
ButButTheJesus: 
 schordash: eh? 
 e_bloc: I mean sometimes but it debends
 HorusFive: I'm already sleepy Cap'n
 Stormgod519: @Anubis169 that should be the next CK button
 KaleidoscopeMind: eepy N2eepy
 Stormgod519: uuuuuuuhhhhhhh
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: dear god
consolecowboy88: wotc workers are trying to form a union so wheeler’s satire was on point
 GhostValv: wowie
 DaxStrife: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
   Anubis169: is that blue natural?
Astramentha: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CredulousMiniatureHornetMau5-OFcy4kF3ZyB97ICt
 schordash:  
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh those are lungs
 Vinewood_OG: vapemaxxing
 Stormgod519: pfft
 paulthemapguy: I would argue that these are perhaps omega lungs
 7gorobei: do you have to take a hammer to them?
consolecowboy88: I thought it was a tooth
 Stormgod519: "current"
 GhostValv: lung shaping really popping off
 TheMadS8nt: those looks like the lungs of Gary Busse
 pleonasticTautology: hqeifhbgjanldm
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NiceHonestCougarPogChamp-HgIDeruda2FOt2Jm
 Lysander_salamander: 
ButButTheJesus: HEEE
 schordash:  
 KaleidoscopeMind: macheeksmo
consolecowboy88: oh I relate to this one
consolecowboy88: hahahahha
 Stormgod519: LOL
consolecowboy88: hahahah
 Dog_of_Myth: hahhah
 schordash:  
 Lysander_salamander: oh, a jingle too
ButButTheJesus: THIS IS GENIUS
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Laurence72: I had this problem too, I solved it by no longer wearing them when I shower
 iris_of_ether: I'm on board
 RedbeardTheTechnical: easy peasy
Voidhawk42: But what if my pocket is wet???
 Twilight_Spark: No...it's can't be?
 BigDaddyBland87: I literally have socks in my pocket right now
ButButTheJesus: ACTUALLY PRACTICAL
EricTheOrange: what do you do with the wet socks?
 GhostValv: Clap
 paulthemapguy: Shes got a jingle yall. mad props
 TheCactaceae: and... and we can put things IN the socks, my god
 schordash: t-thank you, coi 
 Dog_of_Myth: Great round
 HorusFive: What are pockets, but the socks of the pants?
   Anubis169: I feel called out... I keep a spare set of socks in the car's glove compartment in case i get caught in the rain 
   LoadingReadyRun: Pocket Socket
 RedbeardTheTechnical: that's a pocket that could have a pocket sock in it
 7gorobei: sock wallets
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnjoyableRealBasenjiOptimizePrime-6ZUsbAj1W1tS-1hv
ButButTheJesus: if a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port...
 CaptainSpam: *definitely* facewear.
 Saintnex: @Anubis169 that’s… actually brilliant and I should start doing that
 Twilight_Spark: This round was kinda incredible guys.
MadmanOreo: Is that a pocket sock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 Stormgod519: one of these called out something I love lol
 electra310: Too many good choices!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntediluvianWiseHummingbirdCoolStoryBro-BKwGh7QwRCIGHmyd
   Anubis169: Saintnex: After having to change a tyre or trudging through a field to get to the car, nothing beats a fresh pair of dry socks instead of having to go the whole way back with the wet ones.
 schordash: oh, i saw a windshield visor xD
 paulthemapguy: that looks like a trifold poster with an octopus drawn on it
 Mattmitchell45: Trifold
 e_bloc: a what flasher
 Stormgod519: what?
northos: RIP MTG
consolecowboy88: Yayy
TacitusVigil: We shoeing?
 TheMadS8nt: $700? take the money and get a goblinstorm deck
 schordash: 
 Stormgod519: IAN!
 Micalovits: the US already did
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CaptainSpam: Splatoon's lasting popularity is evidence of the cephalopod love.
 baltimore_667083: IAN
 schordash: oh my god xD
  Sarah_Serinde: 
consolecowboy88: it would probably expel less carbon compared to cars
 Mattmitchell45: What if Socks were made into a Wearable?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: IAN
 Stormgod519: half of them succeeded
 BrowneePointz: no there's no Paraguays for another week Cori
 BrowneePointz: This is a Pride Joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 TheMadS8nt: Nelly's invention of a riot worked well
   Anubis169: Octopuses are intelligent, it'll develop a conscience eventually
rogerivany: I only want to breath 79% nitrogen.
CookieMom: I voted for a riot.
 Stormgod519: uh oh
 HorusFive: It's the American way, Ian
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
consolecowboy88: hahahh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ErynTzun: no thanks
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 paulthemapguy: jfc
 nimbus_machine: oh nooooooooo
  Foxmar320: 
 Twilight_Spark: This is such a relatable problem.
 teddywhosabear: simply open a bluesky account and wait for the 'what's hot' feed to do its work
 iris_of_ether:    
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nelly really needs solved it seems
dm818: Take it to the county fair
 korvys: Time for a Hogmanay celebration
 BeefcakeEmperor: The cylinder MUST remain unharmed
 pleonasticTautology: sbfihungdmla;,
 mercano82: You just enter in the local 4H competition
CookieMom: Don't Wake Standards and Practices.
 Getter404: It's a cylinder.
 TheCactaceae: the cylinder must not be harmed
 schordash: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 pleonasticTautology: @CookieMom that episode was AMAZING
wyndhunter: the cylinder must not be harmed
 RedbeardTheTechnical: get it out of the m&m tube
Grumpingtoon: Just gotta grow big enough to get acquired by private equity
 electra310: Do _not_ harm the cylinder
 HorusFive: Envision the Hog as a frictionless cylindar
 e_bloc: gonna add that to my dating profile
 realbadatthis_: the cyclinder must not be harmed
TacitusVigil: Is Ian trying to draw Dignity?
 baltimore_667083: KITTY
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 schordash: 
northos: kitty!
consolecowboy88: pretty kitty
ButButTheJesus: HI KITTY
virgil82: Kitty!
 NotCainNorAbel: Kitty!
Voidhawk42: ooooo tiny baby
 teddywhosabear: wa!
 Strebenherz: KITTY
 Dog_of_Myth: Cat
 v_nome: KITTY!
 Mr_Bitterness: KItty!
 electra310: baaaaaaby
 nimbus_machine: 
 BigDaddyBland87: Kitty
consolecowboy88: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
 Twilight_Spark: 🐱
 VorlonScout: Always want to see cat
 MrSarkhan: 
PopeWorldbuild: Kittor!!
consolecowboy88: 😎
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Shurtal: kitty
 BusTed: 
 CaptainSpam: How many inventions will be the Hog Caller?
 ralphthellama: Hi Kitty!
Astramentha: KITTY
 CaptainSpam: KITTY
wyndhunter: ket
 thraximore: kitty
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: mew
 BrowneePointz: no Teefers are found in the mouth
 TheAinMAP: 
 Micalovits: Lovely kitty 
 schordash:   
ButButTheJesus: ty for cat
 A_Dub888: Can she suplex a giant robot?
 LordZarano: 
 badpandabear:   
 RedbeardTheTechnical: I'm a Tiffa Truther, and we all know there is no cat
 Lysander_salamander: Tifa in the Garfield Secret Lair
 ContingentCat: Omg so cute
 googoltudoris: New York City, from Richard Garfield's Magic the Gathering
 paulthemapguy: penile angular momentum = I = 1/2*mr²
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I missed cat?
 calculated_uncertainties: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Split the room was much earlier
 OldUncleDan: I am so hoping for a Charlotte's Web reference from one of them.
dm818: Odds of someone using the tagline "Some pig!"
CookieMom: @A_Dub888 No, but she can suplex a train. If it is also a ghost.
virgil82: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Jordynne's cat made an appearance 
consolecowboy88: @cookiemom I think i understand the reference
consolecowboy88: hahah
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Lysander_salamander: yeah all right
ButButTheJesus: true
 exeJayce: looooooool
 schordash: JORDYNNEEEEEEE
 Lysander_salamander: mr sweatpants
  Foxmar320: 
 BigDaddyBland87: Haha
 PharaohBender27: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I got you: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SweetNurturingSaladBIRB-SWOhBsBFWntnYv7q
 A_Dub888: isn’t that one of the aqua teen hunger force?
 Scy_Anide: Humpty Numpty?
 Vinewood_OG: check that thing's girth certificate
 Zerragonoss: Wheeler can ever stand up on stream?
 googoltudoris: did wheeler wear grey sweatpants irresponsibly?
offbeatwitch: always thinking about that tweet "sister's gf showed up untucked in grey sweats to meet grandparents" #beastmode
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @PharaohBender27 Thank you
 benjamin_wheeler: @googoltudoris 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, how 13th c of you Jordynne with the codpiece
 electra310: YES
  Foxmar320: 
 schordash:  
consolecowboy88: hell yeah
dm818: Called it
 public_key_reveal_party: 
ButButTheJesus: IAN
 Stormgod519: ummm
 Stormgod519: Ian?
 Lysander_salamander: hell yeah
ButButTheJesus: YES
 electra310: That is what I wanted
 nimbus_machine: HE DID IIIT
consolecowboy88: 🕷️🕸️
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 OldUncleDan: Thank you, IAN!!!!!!!
 iris_of_ether: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: YES
 BigDaddyBland87: There is is
PopeWorldbuild: Wow
josh___something: IAN
 CaptainSpam: Theeeeere it is.
 ClodiumSoride: @dm818 nailed it!
 RedbeardTheTechnical: digital native hog spider wasn't on my bingo card XD
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
 Getter404: Ian no, the spiders are unionizing
 TheMadS8nt: well that went down a road I wasn't expecting
 VorlonScout: Maybe you have 30-50 massive hogs
 Dog_of_Myth: 
cheshire_creeper: good bit good bit
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: El Spidro flagrante
 schordash: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Saintnex: hahahaha
 Getter404: SAME HAT
 Micalovits: The what now
 schordash:   
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 Lysander_salamander: Same Hat!
ButButTheJesus: ANGEL YES
 electra310: Same brain, yes!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
consolecowboy88: same brain cell!
 GhostValv: 
 CaptainSpam: D'OH!
 KaleidoscopeMind: same hat!
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePointz: As yes. Scarlet's Schlub
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahahahaha
ButButTheJesus: I'M SO HAPPY
 nimbus_machine: 
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 CaptainSpam: Welp!
Astramentha: omg
 Stormgod519: wow
 Vinewood_OG: planetarium
 electra310: MORE
 TheAinMAP: 
 Stormgod519: amazing
consolecowboy88: hahah
 Laurence72: I wonder if anyone will go the motorcycle route
 PharaohBender27: 
 teddywhosabear: okay one more
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GloriousChillyMeatloafPrimeMe-IDfda4QUX5UR21Qq
 BigDaddyBland87: Split the room
 godofthunder4242: But they made it into a movie!
 schordash: i NOW understand 
 GhostValv:  
 swordfishspyke: go for the hat trick
 calculated_uncertainties: burma shave!
 Lysander_salamander: Burma Shave
 electra310: HOG
 A_Dub888: wait didn’t Wilbur lose because he WASNT a massive hog?
 schordash: burmashave style
 BigDaddyBland87: HOG!!
 iris_of_ether: BEEJ
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 baltimore_667083: BEEJ
 exeJayce: beej why
consolecowboy88: I understood that reference
 paulthemapguy: Sperma Shave
dm818: I thought he was going to say 30-40 billboards
 mercano82: I had forgotten billboards are a thing
TacitusVigil: 3 Billboards Ouside Webbing, Missouri
 schordash: okay 
 ErynTzun: Better than Half Hog
 schordash: D:
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazingFrailSpindleSMOrc-ofimxnRpFVNe7qR0
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 schordash: 
consolecowboy88: 3 webs outside ebbing Missouri
ButButTheJesus: yep yep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GDI
 Viewers_Like_You: "I didn't say that" - Sun Tzu
consolecowboy88: nice
 GhostValv: 
 pleonasticTautology: "look at this photograph"
 electra310: It's his hog in a box
 paulthemapguy: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that we all have massive hogs
 nimbus_machine: subtle. classy. i like it.
 BigDaddyBland87: Brilliant
 RedbeardTheTechnical: "in the midst of chaos, there is opportunity" - sun tzu
 mercano82: Go whole hog, by which I mean press Q as Roadhog
 DoodlestheGreat: @PharaohBender27 Hi five!
 Lysander_salamander: at some mat-board for extra emphasis
 schordash: 
nyoomgoom: nowadays they're updating billboards to be screens that rotate the ads
TacitusVigil: The gentleman's nod!
niccus: hog left as exercise for the reader
 eric_christian_berg: He's just erect. You're seeing it head on.
Cutriss: guess we need to rename BIONIC TROUSERS MEDIA
 Scy_Anide: You just have to censor the teeth.
 Lysander_salamander: Maybe some polarized glass to protect against uv damage
 ErynTzun: One of these stars Frances McDormand
 Lysander_salamander: I used to work at a custom-framing store
Astramentha: omg
 Lysander_salamander: nice
consolecowboy88: hahaha
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Stormgod519: oh god
 schordash:  
consolecowboy88: callback
 PharaohBender27: @DoodlestheGreat As soon as I realized clipping both segments was impossible, I knew I had to build from your previous work 
 Laurence72: Oooh go the Dukes of Hazard route, and make Hogg your Boss
 Saintnex: hahahaha the callback!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Zerragonoss: All hail the hogtopus
 schordash: he no longer looks okay
TacitusVigil: The spider of the sea!
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 RedbeardTheTechnical: 10/10
 teddywhosabear: the octopus was pardoned and has a claim pending with the doj
 Dog_of_Myth: 11/10
 Saintnex: 11/10
 GhostValv: Wowie
 schordash:  
 Lysander_salamander: yes!
 electra310: clap clap clap
 nimbus_machine: 
 Vinewood_OG: golf clap
 paulthemapguy: hahahaha
 Twilight_Spark: Nelly I am extremely susceptible to the shameless callback.
 Laurence72: Miss PIggy?
consolecowboy88: hell yeah
 Stormgod519: winnie the pool?
consolecowboy88: haw
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 schordash: winnie the poo L
 couchboyj: A blue ringed cocktopus?  Now thats some toxic masculinity
 Lysander_salamander: nice
Astramentha: we don’t read anyway
 paulthemapguy: why in the hell are the 2 first books I ever read as a child coming up in talks about dick
 HorusFive: We've already estabilished, nobody reads
 saucemaster5000: "oh bother"
 Stormgod519: WHEELER
 e_bloc: its always hog season
 nimbus_machine: LMAO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostValv: 
 schordash: 
 RainyMint: 
ButButTheJesus: it really is a bother
 ContingentCat: 
 ralphthellama: Angel's face through that sigh was priceless
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Stormgod519: LOL
Astramentha: YESSSSSS
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
consolecowboy88: yes
 Lysander_salamander: get it certified
 Vinewood_OG: Blue Ribbon Hog
 schordash: oh nooooo   
 nimbus_machine: 
Voidhawk42: Prize Winning Hog
 HorusFive: Listen to Cori!
  Foxmar320: Interesting idea for a LRL bit
Astramentha: OBJECTIVELY correct take
 7gorobei: put the male on the scale
 calculated_uncertainties: @Foxmar320 but think of the tarp budget
 BeefcakeEmperor: Can we get the hog PSA graded and slabbed?
  Foxmar320: @calculated_uncertainties Going to need a lot of tarps
niccus: career aspiration: calibration hog
consolecowboy88: @foxmar320 if lrr was running the hbo real sex tv show sure
 BigDaddyBland87: Picking cori cause my mind also went to county fair
consolecowboy88: I’d vote for Winnie the Pooh
 DoodlestheGreat: Now, the first thing _I_ thought of was to install extra huge exhaust pipes on it and take it to the Winona Cycle festival.
 e_bloc: its first past the post
 schordash:  
 e_bloc: if you vote for everyone, you vote for noone
 Viewers_Like_You: "I have a truly massive hog, which this margin is too narrow to contain" - Pierre Fermat, probably
 paulthemapguy: the massive hog? is first past the post?
consolecowboy88: Yayy
 Stormgod519: lol
consolecowboy88: hahah
 PharaohBender27: 
 baltimore_667083:   
 A_Dub888: oh bother
 Stormgod519: nice Cor
TacitusVigil: Graham, please, it's Myanmar Shave now!
 Stormgod519: Cori
 Stormgod519: lol
 schordash: @A_Dub888 
  Foxmar320: wow
 Stormgod519: ANGEL!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 MrSarkhan:   
consolecowboy88: Yayy
 Stormgod519: by 100 bucks
ButButTheJesus: ayyy!
 schordash:   
 CaptainSpam: Angel takes it!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Twilight_Spark: First time?
 PharaohBender27: Congatulations, Angel!
 Getter404: GET THE CHAIRS
 e_bloc: grab a mop and a bucket
 BigDaddyBland87: By 100 bucks
 KaleidoscopeMind: time for chairs
 JadedCynic: congarts!
 TheAinMAP:  
coachNelly: @Getter404 jinx
 Twilight_Spark: They have a right to my massive hog at any time?
 Rhynerd: Double the chair application
Astramentha: chair time
 FenrisSchafer: Have fun with Hasbro's lawyers
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/PatentlyStupidGame/b66249b0f31373f8aa06e6156c61fbbf/
 PharaohBender27: @Twilight_Spark For this specific game? Maybe?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Laurence72: They own all your Hogs too??
 Stormgod519: Richard Garfield's nickname is Toby
TomatoKigu: I feel like there's a crapshot in there somewhere about the problem of your hog
 realbadatthis_: universes beyond: massive hog
 e_bloc: truer words have never been spoken
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi chat, hi @loadingreadyrun folks.  How's the goofs?
 e_bloc: !card durkwood boars
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 BrowneePointz: Actual Penis is my H R Giger Drag-Sona
 Twilight_Spark: You could've won, I suppose.
 paulthemapguy: I am actually floored that no dicks were drawn
 TheMadS8nt: Massive Hog brought to you by Taco Bell
 schordash:   tifa
 Micalovits: Oh yea, its recent even
TomatoKigu: …oh yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Well, that was a whole section of massive hogs
 A_Dub888: @thedepthandbreadthofseth we learned a lot about massive hogs
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: what
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BigDaddyBland87: Just saw that the other day
 JadedCynic: can he do that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 paulthemapguy: is that reverse psychology from Ian
 Viewers_Like_You: Careful Jordynne, Ian will eat your toast if you're not careful
 Lysander_salamander: nice echo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Thefluffiestguineapig To be fair, if it isn't massive, it's still just a pig.
ButButTheJesus: i am confus
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 schordash: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: well
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think hogs are over 300 pounds...
 Shurtal: the Zoot Goose?
 calculated_uncertainties: Ian, if Cori's a Zoomer...
 Stormgod519: one time Cori got picked up during that mic game from Ian's mic
ekplayscards: what's up gamers sorry im late
 Lysander_salamander: ew
 Lysander_salamander: no
 Stormgod519: wassup EK!
 flatluigi: gross
 Stormgod519: yay quiplash
 lamina5432: I see coris pain
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya EK
ekplayscards: @Stormgod519 
 schordash:  
ekplayscards: @Dog_of_Myth 
mk_Triclops: last one 
consolecowboy88: Six games?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That does seem to be the way, Angel is way ahead
 ClodiumSoride: it's the demented carnival music!
consolecowboy88: wow
 Zerragonoss: I think a few of them have to recover from Jordynnes assult.
 Stormgod519: Who's WHAT?!?
consolecowboy88: peenor!
 Strebenherz: Beej
 paulthemapguy: p3n0r
 Twilight_Spark: Is this it is this getting cancelled?
   LoadingReadyRun: code is BFYP
 e_bloc: I don't know why more people don't use the Beej Phonetic Alphabet
 paulthemapguy: P in NATO is Papa which I have issues with
nyoomgoom: bfyp: beej's for you page
 RedbeardTheTechnical: I plan on holding back
 LordZarano: Be Free You Psychedelics
ButButTheJesus:   
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I was gonna ask if Beej was ok, but I know he is not now, nor ever (possibly).
 ClodiumSoride: Everyone else things the avatars in this game look like children's chewable vitamins, right?
 7gorobei: beefy P
 nimbus_machine: 
 CaptainSpam: Beef For Your Pancreas
 korvys: The chaos emeralds?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExpensiveCreativePistachioSuperVinlin-1x4HLU1k7G-vJN8C
 teddywhosabear: @ClodiumSoride oh, jeez, you're right. I wanna cronch one of these before bedtime
 paulthemapguy: Be Friendly You Putz!!
 schordash: lmaooo "i can't go back" 
 jessicaengle: I forgot about children's chewable vitamins.  Do those still exist?
nyoomgoom: @ClodiumSoride they're actually pretty much designed that way on purpose! (technically more like cereal marshmallow bits i think?)
 Stormgod519: lol
 pleonasticTautology: oh i also take iron
 Stormgod519: you got this Wheeler
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @paulthemapguy I like platypus better.
MadmanOreo: @jessicaengle I think they're all gummies now
 Dog_of_Myth: 
nyoomgoom: first one, then the other
 Lysander_salamander: yeah all right
 e_bloc: concussions
 Stormgod519: did you drink while writing this?
 pleonasticTautology: oh some of it got commented out in the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: First a then B
 calculated_uncertainties: oh my.
 jessicaengle: @MadmanOreo I approve of this change
 pleonasticTautology: it's because of the angle brackets
 Getter404: Did... did Ian break the game again?
 RedbeardTheTechnical: maybe it's escaping the html/markdown?
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 DoodlestheGreat: "Camp-o-flage"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same answer?
 BrowneePointz: I read that as Stop Shitting Yourself
 paulthemapguy: hahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: happy pride...
 DoodlestheGreat: with a bank vault
 schordash: HELLO????
 Laurence72: I blame Marvel
 Twilight_Spark: The squirrels are very horn wtf?
consolecowboy88: squaids?
 schordash:   
Grumpingtoon: the squirrels’ wives
 Stormgod519: surprised no one tried to abstain from the question... 
 Lysander_salamander: nope not touching that
 teddywhosabear: SqAIDS?
 TheCactaceae: was it fuxjing or fujxing
ButButTheJesus: THE SQUAIDS
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wait??? Squaids??????
 paulthemapguy: Squirrel AIDS hit right after the Space AIDS outbreak
 flatluigi: fucking a squirrel
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: wow
 swordfishspyke: oof
 Lysander_salamander: yeah
Grumpingtoon: BEEJ
 teddywhosabear: both two strong answers
 exeJayce: oh my god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ooooooooofff
ButButTheJesus: too real
 BigDaddyBland87: Holy shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 Twilight_Spark: Were any of us popular?
 Stormgod519: damn
 Lysander_salamander: yeah fair
 paulthemapguy: both are too real
 maclaglen: Nah. They aren't cool enough for that.
 Twilight_Spark: That's insane to conceptualize.
 SnackPak_: wow, rude
 Stormgod519: both very good
 GreenyTea: the most popular kid from my high school is actually in jail for selling fent
 teddywhosabear: fent, again
 Stormgod519: lol
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 DoodlestheGreat: Hogs?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: I love "Got Trampoline?"
 paulthemapguy: what a garbage prompt
 realbadatthis_: porque no los dos?
 BigDaddyBland87: Double callback
 Lysander_salamander: ough
 Lysander_salamander: ouch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have you heard about our hog and hogiour enormous hog?
 brainbosh: No its called "catching print"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: holy moly
rogerivany: What if Graham moves to France and becomes a Pole Vaulter?
 Lysander_salamander: ooooh
 Vinewood_OG: Such a deep cut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure it is that part of the night
 calculated_uncertainties: tame impala is better
 Lysander_salamander: the bald one?
 schordash: 
 Stormgod519: wow
 JadedCynic: Ilya
 teddywhosabear: 'send me to the cottage'
nyoomgoom: star trek temporary secretary
 RedbeardTheTechnical: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ilia
 A_Dub888: the one who’s oath of celibacy is on record?
 Stormgod519: pfft
ButButTheJesus: @RedbeardTheTechnical ohhh thank you
 exeJayce: ahh good old MA
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, this may be a strange question, but why did grey sweats become the sex thing for dudes?
 teddywhosabear: tha'ts just real
 swordfishspyke: a reason to be burned at the stake
 DoodlestheGreat: THE MARK OF THE DEVIL (like everything else)
 schordash: NELLYYY 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Like, why is that the thing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Both seem real honestly
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 calculated_uncertainties: chat is historically accurate
 DoodlestheGreat: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I had no idea this had happened.
 Vinewood_OG: massive hog
northos: quiplash, a canadian highlander bash
ButButTheJesus: THESE DOCUMENTS
 Strebenherz:   
 CaptainSpam: THESE.
consolecowboy88: deez documents
 paulthemapguy: DEEZ DOXX
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which documents? THESE
TacitusVigil: We call that Beej's back log
 Stormgod519: Im asking different questions
Voidhawk42: Throw the whole printer away
 teddywhosabear: it also implies that you can recognize beej's taint from someone else's on sight
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 paulthemapguy: and the other one was Beej lmao
mk_Triclops: beej lost to his taint
niccus: remember to sanitize your office scanner
 TheCactaceae: @teddywhosabear I guess it's signed? idk
 e_bloc: you have 7 days to show beej's taint to someoneelse
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @DoodlestheGreat You must spend time outside your home and/or away from screens.
 GreenyTea: its Round Two: The Revenge of Round One
 calculated_uncertainties: is that some mulan fanfic title?
 DoodlestheGreat: Malt O' Meal, even.
 Lysander_salamander: I do enjoy the gently pulsating background of Quiplash
 Gekyouryuu: my advice: when all else fails, Schadenfreude
ButButTheJesus: ian making ian noises
TacitusVigil: Round 2 is in many ways the taint between round 1 and round 3
 teddywhosabear: question for canadians whil ewe have a moment: do you root for the habs to win so that it comes back to canada, or do you root for the habs to lose because of preexisting rivalries
 DoodlestheGreat: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I do, but I'm in So Cal so nobody wears them outside.
 maclaglen: Round Three: The long-awaited sequel to Round One (we don't talk about round two)
 jessicaengle: @Lysander_salamander I think it's supposed to be a stomach
nyoomgoom: @Lysander_salamander this is the "avoid motion sickness" setting, there is also a version that pulsates much more aggressively
MadmanOreo: is Nelly pacing to figure out an answer or to deal with the shame of what he's done?
 Lysander_salamander: Yeah I remember the extreme-throbbing background
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @DoodlestheGreat Oh, I was going to accuse you of good mental health, but nothing about socal is good for you.
 Stormgod519: thanks Ian
ButButTheJesus: !unsubscribe OOAFax
 SnackPak_: movie night!
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Stormgod519: oooooof
 PharaohBender27: Also it's based on a memoir, IIRC
 A_Dub888: oof
 DoodlestheGreat: "Santa's been into the Elf Snuff."
epsilon_vee: breaking the illusion of ian doing like a mini film recap podcast off the dome to make a single bad joke
nyoomgoom: "eheheheh" is awesome
 RedbeardTheTechnical: that's what exxon said to the ice caps 
 Stormgod519: I misread that as Sandal
Grumpingtoon: h h h h h h
 A_Dub888: Santa’s Hohohog
 Lysander_salamander: jajajajajaja
ButButTheJesus: huehuehuehue
 Gekyouryuu: Exxon Val-deez nuts
 DoodlestheGreat: or "Santa ate tiny reindeer."
 JadedCynic: @DoodlestheGreat The Special Elf Meth
 Lysander_salamander: boo
 SnackPak_: excellent
 DoodlestheGreat: Climbing trees
 RedbeardTheTechnical: 200 meter freestyle falling
consolecowboy88: I kinda wish someone made a mark e smith joke but
 A_Dub888: what’s falling a derivative of?
 Vinewood_OG: cross country ragdoll
 RedbeardTheTechnical: wait, there's us vs canadian keyboards?
 Stormgod519: 2 olympicv questions
 Stormgod519: pfft
 SnackPak_: lol
 teddywhosabear: HAAA
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 JadedCynic: HA!
 CaptainSpam: HA!
 DoodlestheGreat: "I.C.E. on Ice!"
 teddywhosabear: okay, graham, what is it then
 VorlonScout: Might be better if he wrote the second one
 jessicaengle: 
 e_bloc: uh we only have 55 now
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Vinewood_OG: I mean they're not hungry anymore
 brainbosh: This right after the roid-lympics
 DoodlestheGreat: Not a goddamned thing.
 SnackPak_: both good
 JadedCynic: 'donair'
Grumpingtoon: find the lie
 jessicaengle: Goooood
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lamina5432: very little
 Stormgod519: wow
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: look, 5 bucks is 5 bucks
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh... oh G-d no!
ButButTheJesus: omg
 e_bloc: 
 PharaohBender27: 
TomatoKigu: I would've bet they'd learn about a horse
 paulthemapguy: do NOT put cash in your mouth
Cephallope: Five dollars is the new 10 bob
 JadedCynic: I seriously don't think you'd have trouble saying "donner" in Halifax...unless...well...
nyoomgoom: can confirm receiving $5 is pretty cool
 Stormgod519: bab y
Voidhawk42: ooooo tiny baby
consolecowboy88: tin y bab y
 jessicaengle: 
 DoodlestheGreat: "No, you can't borrow my rings."
 Lysander_salamander: nice
Astramentha: bab y
nyoomgoom: hairy baby! hairy babyyyy
 SnackPak_: the space in tiny bab y really sells it
 Stormgod519: haaaaiiry baby! hairy babyyyyyyyy!
ButButTheJesus: "im here to pump u up"
 Gekyouryuu: "small, small organism house"
mk_Triclops: tiny bab y 
 jessicaengle: Baxter!
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 SnackPak_: yikes
 schordash: 
 IanAllenBird: whoa
TomatoKigu: Same answer.
 Getter404: Same... hat?
 teddywhosabear: solid answers
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 Vinewood_OG: Cat-fu
ButButTheJesus: YEESH
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Strebenherz:   
Grumpingtoon: mom
 JadedCynic: Hard choice
EricTheOrange: born the throne awaits?
 Rhynerd: connected story
 A_Dub888: 
 NorthstarTex: this can be the same answer
 Lysander_salamander: The battle was legendary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP   
 BigDaddyBland87: Same picture
 Stormgod519: YES!
 SnackPak_: of course
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Voidhawk42: Same braincell
 BusTed: very good
 JadedCynic: are we surprised? Nah
 RedbeardTheTechnical: my grandpa lost a finger, and makes up a new story every time someone asks. I'm giving him 'triplets, no aneshesia' as a new answer
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "I forgot your mom's safe word."
ButButTheJesus: the love docstors strike again
 BrowneePointz: Like the movie Jack Frost?
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 SnackPak_: oh my god
 swordfishspyke: WOW
 teddywhosabear: woof
Cephallope: 
 Stormgod519: very good
ButButTheJesus: NO OMG
consolecowboy88: hahah
Voidhawk42: A+ joke streamer
 e_bloc: hey it looks like you blew a seal
 Forgebold: Layered lmao
Grumpingtoon: Actual LoL
 SnackPak_: GG Nelly
 iris_of_ether: omg
 teddywhosabear: it ain't THAT clean
northos: but the carrot is their nose...
 JadedCynic: that was actual military disinformation
 Gekyouryuu: the SECOND carrot
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PatientCheerfulSalamanderPanicVis-F0SiitwEAUGRY69A
 Stormgod519: oin
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Who besides Angel has had a baby?
 Getter404: oin
 Gekyouryuu: ointment?
 korvys: oin?
 A_Dub888: what about Gloin?
 Stormgod519: @Gekyouryuu yes but also...
nyoomgoom: his ointments!!!! oh noooo!!!
 Stormgod519: oin
EricTheOrange: needs more oin
 PharaohBender27: Oin(tment)
 calculated_uncertainties: because of the showing of hog
 Twilight_Spark: Y'know, father of Gloin.
 avjamethyst: @thedepthandbreadthofseth nobody on this stream
consolecowboy88: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Graham and his spouse had a baby
 calculated_uncertainties: lack of oink
 CaptainSpam: Gotta get that oin' on ya.
 Vinewood_OG: his well stocked oindolier
 Lysander_salamander: 
 teddywhosabear: I think a big part of growing up is realizing that you would not survive the apocalypse
 JadedCynic: you just gotta catch and kill animals, render their fat down and make your own creams, beej  it's 'easy' 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ok, we're counting partners too.
 paulthemapguy: lack of groin? rude
 ClodiumSoride: Digital! Pulses! Of Light!
 Twilight_Spark: Damn though, don't even need a fever dream with this crew.
TacitusVigil: I fully believe Beej ends up earlier of Vancouver Island, aka Beejland in the apocalypse
TacitusVigil: Ends up warlord
EricTheOrange: no offense schmitty, but you're no cookie
 Lysander_salamander: why do the avatars look so sad
ButButTheJesus: 
 Dog_of_Myth: @Lysander_salamander Lack of oln
 calculated_uncertainties: @TacitusVigil In the future, this will be what people thought beejlander was
consolecowboy88: @lysander_salamander cos the giant clay orb smells bad
 PhoenixMelior: @tacitusvigil nah he'd be warlord consort, heather would be the rulee
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TacitusVigil Or just Earl.
 MAPBoardgames: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Blame Heather.
 Stormgod519: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: ennui
 jessicaengle: @Lysander_salamander it's from all the cringe
 mwlsn: @Lysander_salamander i was just wondering why ian and graham seem to be the only ones who ever smile
 DoodlestheGreat: @Lysander_salamander James Cameron didn't hire them.
 NorthstarTex: !adviced
consolecowboy88: @dog_of_myth aw yer answer is more funny
 NorthstarTex: !advice
  LRRbot: That's the bad smell.
 JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander they know they're gonna dissapoint Schmitty
consolecowboy88: @lrrbot good point
TacitusVigil: @phoenixmelior true. Warlord consort,  Lord of the Oin
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander Because they haven't submitted responses and joined the Great Link!
 Lysander_salamander: good explanations
 Stormgod519: lol
 MAPBoardgames: There was a weird smell in my kitchen. Kinda like rotting onions. Turns out? it was a rotting onion.
 NotCainNorAbel: 6 r's
 Dog_of_Myth: Truth
 Stormgod519: render that duck fat
consolecowboy88: I read that as reactor bacteria
 Gekyouryuu: Reduce, Reuse, Renal Failure
 teddywhosabear: these are both correct, somehow
 A_Dub888: rendered how?
northos: @MAPBoardgames the mysteries that modern life presents us with
 paulthemapguy: why not render the ranch
 SnackPak_: you lost me at ranch, but im back on board for rendered duck fat
consolecowboy88: real hot bacteria *
 Lysander_salamander: sure
 TheNerdWonder: Rocation, Rocation, Rocation
 DoodlestheGreat: @Gekyouryuu I vote for this one.
GarrettH229: EVENING loads
 Stormgod519: that's not ranch
 CaptainSpam: Real hot barrister.  Wait, no...
 MAPBoardgames: same answer?
Voidhawk42: Factual
 tehfewl: Fissle
 teddywhosabear: carsonagenics make you start doing 80s late night bits
 Laurence72: Jinx but not quite
 RedbeardTheTechnical: makes you a carson 
 Gekyouryuu: Johnny Carsonagenic
 SnackPak_: it's my carsona
epsilon_vee: here's johnny
 JadedCynic: Is that too much Carson Daly?
 CaptainSpam: Heyooooo!
EricTheOrange: that's afeed dump joke
 Lysander_salamander: I hope you feel better
Voidhawk42: Carsona - when you go to a convention dressed up as a Mazda
 NotCainNorAbel: Carson A. Genics
ButButTheJesus: SHE'S CONCUSSED OKEY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Feeeedd DUMP callback
 paulthemapguy: Rachel Carson was an avid opponent of carcinogens btw
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne "Concussed" Lastname
consolecowboy88: Carson Hygenics
 PhoenixMelior: And yes the seed oil thing is BS
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
EricTheOrange: carson O'Genic is the cousin of Ron Dewings
northos: oppenent
 SnackPak_: that second one is messed up
consolecowboy88: ohhh trip sit. now I. get it
 Gekyouryuu: "bang one out together", "lie in bed for an hour", "start fighting again."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Carson O' Genic is an OLD Feed Dump reference
 RedbeardTheTechnical: 'is your heart ok' is wild 
 Stormgod519: hmmm
 paulthemapguy: driff compabble
 Stormgod519: one of these is being said to another
nyoomgoom: don't get caught and become the rectangle entity
 thraximore: ROBBED
 calculated_uncertainties: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't vote for that one
 Stormgod519: Adam?
consolecowboy88: hahahah
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 exeJayce: oh man
 TheAinMAP: 
 teddywhosabear: don't / don't / do not
 Nenluen: pop. quiz. hotshot.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The mom one you need to ask "she baptized"
 BrowneePointz: they want to de-fuse the bloodlines
consolecowboy88: “I brought snacks - it’s your ma”
 RedbeardTheTechnical: "look, sarge, it got him to storm out of the bank. what more do you want?"
 Stormgod519: can we add that to the quote bot?
 jessicaengle: 
 calculated_uncertainties: she wouldn't get caught, though
 Stormgod519: lag
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wouldn't your mom bring sancks anyway?
 flatluigi: is the game exploding
 teddywhosabear: computer started chuuuuuggin
 Fruan: I think the game is struggling.
 SnackPak_: is Paul's computer OK?
 PharaohBender27: OK not just me then
 Twilight_Spark: Nice.
 MAPBoardgames: we're with you
nyoomgoom: "I; BROUGHT; SNACKS" is real real strong
TomatoKigu: Chuggin along.
 Laurence72: Nelly was buffering too
mk_Triclops: uhh lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Am we ok
 Zerragonoss: Jack box had to check on its mom.
 teddywhosabear: windows update
 RedbeardTheTechnical: the internet is uninternetful
 nimbus_machine: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Ian did you do something again?
hackingducks: oh i thought it was twitch
 Cptasparagus: did Paul open a chrome tab
  Juliamon: This *is* the game that Ian broke
 BusTed: do we need to turn on adblock again
mk_Triclops: we good
 Stormgod519: beeeeeeej
drcthulu: Paul loaded up a webpage link again
coachNelly: twitch does also breaks ometime
 Dog_of_Myth:  
cheshire_creeper: gg
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 PharaohBender27: 690
 exeJayce: gg
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/quiplash3Game/c0ea9c22ee507feaacc4cc793231b7df/
 NorthstarTex: Experience Beej
 Manae: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
mk_Triclops: gg all
 TheAinMAP:  
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Beejlander!!!
FickleMuse: Okay. I thought my computer was dying. It already blue screened once tonight
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TacitusVigil: All hail Beej, the Oinman!
 Getter404: "Remember, thou art Beej"
 e_bloc: well done
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 TheAinMAP: 
 Twilight_Spark: Thanks for the stream! Momento mori!
 LithelyUnshod: We all gotta eat and we're all gonna die
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 lamina5432: good strem
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 MAPBoardgames: Momento Mori? Is that when you use a diet coke bomb to kill someone?
 jessicaengle: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 PharaohBender27: WINDOWS!
 Lysander_salamander: darn it windows
 Shurtal: the Load-Bearing Paul is holding strong
Grumpingtoon: I’ve seen that crapshot
 KaleidoscopeMind: get the bat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul keeps everything running to a degree everyone underestimates
TacitusVigil: Computer = over?  Virus = very yes?
 DoodlestheGreat: Keep Pauling and nobody explodes.
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 Dog_of_Myth: !bing
  LRRbot: Windows, fuck off.
 DaxStrife: Yaaaaayyyy
 JadedCynic: you too??? You're the third streamer today that's had M$ mess with things mid-stream
 NeoGetz:   
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Who cares about the gender binary?
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 NorthstarTex: based advice
 SnackPak_:  baby
 Dog_of_Myth: Cat
 jessicaengle: KITTY
 nimbus_machine: 
 NorthstarTex: cat!
ButButTheJesus: and KITTY
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: cat
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: more cat
  Juliamon: that's 2, can we get a third meowmeow?
 Lysander_salamander: thanks for the game!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mulder!!
 flatluigi: cat noise
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Thefluffiestguineapig When you say "everything," you mean cosmologically, right?
 KaleidoscopeMind: tiny bab y
 nevermore913: Kitty
 e_bloc: did we determine the offense
 thraximore: mulberrr
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 mwlsn: brought to me by me?!
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wyndhunter: thanks for the stream
ButButTheJesus: kittyyyyyyy
hackingducks: kittyyyyy
 NorthstarTex: She knows the true power of the internet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kitties
 LordZarano: 
 maclaglen: KITTIES!
josh___something: kitty no want look
hackingducks: full of tortitude
thedepthandbreadthofseth: One more sub?
 TheAinMAP: !next
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 Stormgod519: meow
EricTheOrange: My cats love laying in laps but HATE being held
 JadedCynic: thanks for the fun!  Hope your head clears up quick n easy Jordynne!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is bridge gonna happen?
GarrettH229: How my loads tonight
 nimbus_machine: omg kitty high fives
 Dog_of_Myth: Just Ben
 JadedCynic: 
 Getter404: Forbidden Solitaire part 2?
 SomebodyNowhere: its ben
 Micalovits: Crossing my fingers for solitaire!
 jessicaengle: I hope it's Putt Putt
 exeJayce: oh I hope it's solitaire again
 nimbus_machine: omg more forbidden solitaire i hope!!! i loved the part 1
 maclaglen: @Micalovits same. Loved it.
 e_bloc: hoping for more solitaire
 NorthstarTex: Its back!
 e_bloc: or three hours of scrandle
 PharaohBender27: @jessicaengle Putt Putt would require both IMO
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Kitteh!!!!
 nevermore913: That's a fun one!
 SomebodyNowhere: @Micalovits maybe spider solitaire to get all the arachnaphobes 
 jessicaengle: @PharaohBender27 Whatever it takes for more baby game streams
coachNelly: yes ingrid
 Dalrint: Did Nelly just refer to Nelly in the third person?
 jessicaengle: Legs of the round table
 SomebodyNowhere: oooh sushi
 Stormgod519: spoon WHO?
 SnackPak_: neat
TacitusVigil: Ian is growing rice?
 SnackPak_: smooth
 Dog_of_Myth: Up that tarp budget
 nevermore913: How much wasabi?
 jessicaengle: Tuna surprise!
  Juliamon: it would be very impressive to make a salmon mess out of tuna
 PharaohBender27: @jessicaengle Hm. What if that were a high-level DolLRRs redemption? 
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 swordfishspyke: C U B E
 iconicshadow89: another carpet cleaning quote for James
ButButTheJesus: C U B E
 badpandabear: you just need an office cat to deal with any extra
 realbadatthis_: grundle milk and tuna...bless those carpets
 Stormgod519: lol
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Mono white?
 e_bloc: im sold
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SnackPak_: we all know that answer
 BeefcakeEmperor: THE CARDS HAVE ALL BEEN PRINTED ALRIGHT?
 Veraphage: That bus has first strike
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What are partners for 
 LithelyUnshod: he's still got 4 days
 SomebodyNowhere: 🧊
 jessicaengle: Send Beej
 nimbus_machine: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love Angel just pushing Wheeler into oncoming traffic.  
 SnackPak_: Beej living his best life
 LordZarano: Van game!
 Gekyouryuu: oooooh, YES!
 pleonasticTautology: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 flatluigi: unbeatable owns
 pleonasticTautology: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
 Gekyouryuu: LOVE Unbeatable
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrongConsiderateKathyMcaT-zQnn6CTf09OPG6m2
TacitusVigil: #JamesProblems
 nimbus_machine:   
 Stormgod519: nice
 JKBalch:  
 PhoenixMelior: Kuribo shoe
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 SnackPak_: so close
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 Stormgod519: perfect
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Stormgod519: dabits dabits
 TheAinMAP:   
 LordZarano:  Alex is live 
KarolinaLinaLina: 
 Stormgod519: gnight friends
 nimbus_machine: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Zeet!
 jessicaengle: 
 Stormgod519: oh?
 lamina5432: gnight'
 JadedCynic: 
 e_bloc:   
 SnackPak_: very good
ButButTheJesus: nightniiiiight
 flatluigi: hell yeah
 pleonasticTautology: 🥺
 ContingentCat: Thanks everyone 
 jessicaengle: Paul looks different
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 teddywhosabear: oh yay, I love this one :3
 PhoenixMelior: Goodnight gibb?
 TheAinMAP: 
 FenrisSchafer:  
 pleonasticTautology: 
 Strebenherz: aww
 kalira77: Paul looks different
  Juliamon: I love when they use this
 Earthenone: gibbnight everyone
 Stormgod519: same Gibb
hackingducks: 
 stippledotter: Yessss
  firehawkzoa:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YESS 
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 JadedCynic: @Juliamon same 
 mwlsn: good yawn
nyoomgoom: so good
 adept_nekomancer: Naptime for Gibb!
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 nimbus_machine: 
josh___something: gibbnight
 ContingentCat: 
 lamina5432: gibb does really well in this scene
 corpocracy: 
 idontgetmyrealname: oh good, glad to get more use out of this bit, I really like it
 Strebenherz:   
 pleonasticTautology: this makes me so emotional
 pleonasticTautology: ;~;
 PhoenixMelior: Wow i dont watch live enohgh apparently. I didnt know this was a thinf
 SnackPak_: I wanna see the original Kathleen version of this, with the coke
 lamina5432: 
 Strebenherz: Still a beautiful lil video 
 Fruan: I hope everyone has seen the original that this is referencing.
 PharaohBender27: Wait is this now the standard goodnight for LRR streams? I had not realized
 idontgetmyrealname: 
 Vinewood_OG:  
 Stormgod519: awww
 badpandabear: @Fruan Thanks to feed dump, yes
 ContingentCat: Oh yeah I remember Kathleen talking about this
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 PhoenixMelior: Goodnight all
ButButTheJesus: cuuuuute
 adept_nekomancer: Nesting in the antennas
 Stormgod519: this is great wow
 nimbus_machine:   
 Stormgod519: love that
 Strebenherz:   
 Stormgod519: aight, gnight everyone
 TheAinMAP: Good night.
hackingducks: lovely
 SomebodyNowhere: now to go back and watch what I missed
 JadedCynic: @SomebodyNowhere same! 
 PharaohBender27: Actually wait that's even different than the one from that CFUT last December
 corpocracy: I just realized... Should Gibb be looking at Earth? Since he's presumably on top of the moonbase?
josh___something: That should be on more streams
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wow.  I feel a since of longing and comfort at the same time now.
 SomebodyNowhere: @corpocracy dont even worry about it
 mwlsn: @badpandabear is... feed dump back? or do I need to rewatch it?
 PharaohBender27: How long have they been using this version? Legit asking
  s1ck1y: thanks for hanging everypony
TacitusVigil: I miss feed dump
 Stormgod519: cheers Jordynne
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @s1ck1y Thank you for doing the things!
 calculated_uncertainties: @TacitusVigil maybe if we're good we'll get some in LRL or something.
   LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 we've just used it a few times since cfut
 corpocracy: @PharaohBender27 I feel like it was first used like a year ago? I forget what for
 OtherEdgeworth: @corpocracy Nah it's just a painted on refence point under the moon. Remember its the UNDERGROUND orbital Moonbase.
josh___something: @corpocracy Well, it's the orbiting underground moonbase. So I'm sure that geography makes sense 
 badpandabear: @mwlsn Sadly not back, but I do recommend a rewatch
 Fruan: Honestly it's shocking how much LRR lore is about things secretly being under other things.
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun @LoadingReadyRun I guess I've just missed those times, then
   LoadingReadyRun: The last jackbox was probably the last time 
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