Good Morning Moonbase || May 26th, 2026

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 TXC2: hello Genie_M
 Manae: Of course I end up with a 1:00PM meeting today. gonna miss half the show
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CA_Meal: good morning moonbase
 TXC2: hello CA_Meal  welcome
CA_Meal: i am eating noodles with sautéed mushrooms
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 BusTed: Gullmer
 Travilogue: Wait, Ian is cutting up a bunch of Tuna on TTSF this week....
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 Didero: This show is getting kinda fishy
 lirazel64: You guys seem to be floundering.
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 Barb4rian: Shots fired!
 TXC2: hello Matt
 Didero: Wait, but Nelson is Ian now, so how does that work
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 BraveOthello: @Didero Only for 2026
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 TXC2: Vinewood_OG  well I think one of them's 8, so I sure hope so 
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 sporkraptor: damn, big spread
 sporkraptor: in sibling ages that is
 abaddon2501: Woooo
 TXC2: this is making me realise that my nephew is 21 this year 
 CA_Meal: which part of the raptor is spork
 Strebenherz: 
 sporkraptor: the sporky part
 BraveOthello: @sporkraptor I knew a family with an 18 year spread
EvilBadman: Matt put his whole home address on it, editor gotta blur that out
 Didero: wait, Matt has a dog?
 Didero: This is brand new information
EvilBadman: 
 TXC2: husband and dog, which is TWO different people....not that you'd know from Matt's photos 
 sporkraptor: @BraveOthello yeah I've heard of wider spreads. like me, the time between me and my closest-in-age sibling is [null]
 CA_Meal: @sporkraptor ong
 BusTed: hehe
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangibleBlindingLyrebirdFailFish-4b0WmWDd2xL6LgFv
 sporkraptor: prop dog
 sporkraptor: rent-a-pup
 sporkraptor: Pridemas
 sporkraptor: ooooo new holiday decor idea!
 BusTed: it's true
 PhoenixMelior: Doom booties
 Didero: "The role of Matt will be played by Juniper for this photoshoot"
 sporkraptor: oh no Gibb
 PhoenixMelior: Oh matt no...
 Strebenherz: Does it speak more of his hubby relationship or work relationship?
 CA_Meal: carpet clean
 BusTed: ✌️
 sporkraptor: awww
 CA_Meal: yea
 PhoenixMelior: This is also the man that came up with Keith's wives
 sporkraptor: EggStain
 PhoenixMelior: "Yelly" huh
LathosTiran: last moonbase didnt have leg squeezing competitions
 sporkraptor: blerrrgh
 sporkraptor: it's not a *new* trend XD
 Ard_Rhys: So what I'm hearing is that LRR needs a larger tapr budget
 TXC2: yes....heart health 
 sporkraptor: okay that's new XD
 Ard_Rhys: *tarp
  CA_Meal: it makes my heart feel something
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah be more like adam
EvilBadman: Ify posted a video recently too, at the most Ify get-together I have ever seen
 sporkraptor: @Ard_Rhys LRR needs a tapir budget!
 lamina5432: that farming dude?
 TXC2: yes.....for women...
 Ard_Rhys: @sporkraptor That too
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  CA_Meal: one of my friends made a balloon that helps your heart pump good
 ladyjessica: crushing watermelons for others instead of himself.
 PhoenixMelior: I thought the media part was at the end of the show
  CA_Meal: i like succession
YeOldeMark: Devil wears Prada
 sporkraptor: Grogu
 TXC2: PhoenixMelior  I guess if Matt is only here for the hour, he's gotta mix things up
 PhoenixMelior: That's true txc
 Didero: Next time on LoadingReadyLive: LRR goes to the movies (and we have to wait outside)
vinopinguino: its perfectly fine. lol
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I thought it was fine.
 OldUncleDan: "Sheep Detective?"
EvilBadman: Pedro
 Didero: Dinn Djarin
vinopinguino: the hutt
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AcceptableMistyMartenTwitchRPG-2S5dAl_3D5A_eWUO
 NonjaBiru: Rotta the Hutt
EvilBadman: I'm guessing I Love Boosters
  CA_Meal: 10 pascals of pressure
vinopinguino: just a cameo
 Barb4rian: PHM so gooood
 Xed_Regulus: I was going to guess The Sheep Detectives. Also based on a book.
 Didero: Matt is right on top of all the latest 2025 movies
LidofLoathing: it's very good!
 Wiliart: Project is a good movie.
vinopinguino: very
 TXC2: big if true
 Vinewood_OG: We want Nice Guys 2 dammit!!
 Xed_Regulus: ^
vinopinguino: no
 Wiliart: Ryan was born in 1980
EvilBadman: Free Guy
 Xed_Regulus: No, 1970s PIs
 Vinewood_OG: Noooo
 teddywhosabear: that's free guy
LidofLoathing: no, it's the one where it's 1970s
vinopinguino: that's free guy
YeOldeMark: Nope that's Ryan Reynolds
vinopinguino: the one with russell crowe
 avjamethyst: fall guy was greata
EvilBadman: Gosling and Crowe
 draftsynthesis: nice guys is the detectives movie
 PhoenixMelior: The one where they finish last
 Vinewood_OG: With Russell Crowe, detectives
vinopinguino: very funny movie
chaos5896: i thought that was furry bank robbers?
 PsychoI3oy: no, Nelson is on next
 lamina5432: zzz'z
chaos5896: @PsychoI3oy whos on first?
vinopinguino: its one of my fave things to do
 BusTed: just like the movie Independence Day
 TXC2: and that's how Cheers got 11 seasons of TV
 BusTed: 
 Didero: You got his last name wrong on that envelope though
 OldUncleDan: "Sunset Riders" is such a 90's game.  In that it's very problematic.
 Diabore: if they both ace the test does james get fired?
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1
EvilBadman: With all the James knowledge, you become James
 PhoenixMelior: EW
 BusTed: 👎
 Vinewood_OG: Boooooo
 TXC2: Grody
EvilBadman: So, Desert Bus birthday this year
 Diabore: oh i know this
 LordZarano: September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day iirc
 TXC2: EvilBadman  so no Ashton B-day, but James B-day?
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 Diabore: renoylds
 Decaped: I'm so glad everything is 2 or 3 factor now instead of secret questions
 morteica: Come on Matt! You got this! You can't get fired! You're too awesome!
 calculated_uncertainties: @TXC2 ooh
 Didero: That's because you were discussing Ryan Reynolds
 Critterbot: Is'nt it Reynolds?
  Foxmar320: So far im doing well on this
 lamina5432: paul went somewhere else right?
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 Ard_Rhys: hockey, aka violence with sticks
 Didero: Hey, that one IS on James's LRRwiki page
 TXC2: 2 sisters?
 Strebenherz: i want to say he has a brother?
 PsychoI3oy: i know of a sister
 Strebenherz: huh
GhostValv watched 125 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
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vinopinguino: ronald mcdonald
 Didero: Wait, she has three kids? James's LRRwiki page says he only has one niece
 Vinewood_OG: Oh so it's her fault. 
Voidhawk42: Was Ashley working there, or did she just come in for a burger and you tried to chat her up?
 TXC2: Voidhawk42  she worked there
 FauksStarling: James robbed Adam on first meeting if I remember right.
 LordZarano: Depends what you mean by "played"
 Decaped: More Dales, just in general, please.
 Diabore: im gonn say minecraft-wow-tcounter strike-tarky-pubg
 TXC2: I'd say Minecraft is higher
 Critterbot: Fair, but I'd still put Minecraft on top.
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roastbeefsandwitch: I feel like Counter Strike (De-Dust) and Counter Strike (Any other map) should really be separate categories. Based on typical play patterns.
 Diabore: dang, i only swapped wow and counter strike though
 Ard_Rhys: I would guess Paul has the most hours on Desert Bus. At least of LRR folk
 TXC2: I'd say Carrie Floyd is gaining on James
EvilBadman: @Ard_Rhys Yeah Paul's been a rock for any shift he's been on in regards to driving
 Didero: Impressive!
 Snowcookies: He's gamin
 Xed_Regulus: I saw that counts
Voidhawk42: Ben, play circus movement
 A_Dub888: Good morning moonfriends!
 hatboozeparty: Can we have clapping?
 the_bubble_machine: Niceee!!!
Voidhawk42: *music
 Strebenherz: nicely done james
 ralphthellama: He has pulled it out on Live!
 MrSarkhan: manual clapping?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Critterbot: Uhm...
Noy2222: But what does the AI think?
 Didero: Does the Chat on your home stream count as a pet?
LathosTiran: i also know how to, i cant do it, but i know the process 
 hatboozeparty: It is?
EvilBadman: @Noy2222 It doesn't
 Snowcookies: lol
 Camthelion: did ben misclick true on the juggling?
vengeancepaladin: oh
 TXC2: Camthelion  sure did, oh well
 Camthelion: xD
 TXC2: Victoria is too cold for commando
chaos5896: "What color is my underwear?"  *slap*
 GhostValv: D:
 Didero: "I refuse to answer that question without my attorney present"
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DullHelpfulSmoothiePastaThat-biScNKEmqIb3VapR
 Snowcookies: oooh
LathosTiran: how many meowmeowbeans?
 lamina5432: can't wait till we get non lrr guests
 MrSarkhan: food crimes!
 lamina5432: thats a hard one
 TheAinMAP: 
 Snowcookies: I'd eat left
 morteica: Omg Angel is going to be on??? I love her! She's so funny.
 lamina5432: lamb
 Ard_Rhys: both these actually look decent
Pazy160: More people are often wrong 
 MrSarkhan: This one is tough
malsareus: this is where we break Scrandle
 Critterbot: And it's all sports stadium food.
 Didero: That burger shouldn't have been a burger
 Critterbot: Or "food" in most cases.
chaos5896: beer not included
malsareus: I vote curry
 Snowcookies: left for me
 lamina5432: the beer is gonna weigh even though its not included
 Vinewood_OG: Crunchborg
ThorSokar: bacon looks VERY crispy and possibly overcooked
 MrSarkhan: Yeah
Pazy160: A burger should function without a stick, that is too much filling.
 TXC2: too much onion as well
 Critterbot: Dry crispy bacon is dishusting.
 OldUncleDan: Go with neither.  Onions are horrible and make me very sick.
vinopinguino: gotta buttress this burger
 Camthelion: that burger looks great. but i love me crispy bacon
 Uzumaki15: Wait is James a floppy bacon person?
vinopinguino: happy pide!
 BusTed: that is not a scran
 sporkraptor: dang that jiggs looks damn good
 TXC2: jiggs?
chaos5896: right is a steal
 TXC2: with a whole uncut carrot 
 Vinewood_OG: Price for boat
 Strebenherz: SCRANDLE
 Didero: Are these the same dollar, considering one is New Zealand and one's Canada?
 TXC2: Didero  yes, it's set to CAD
 KWardJenx: Pide vs. Jiggs: an ancient rivalry renewed
 Didero: @TXC2 Thanks
 MrSarkhan: the dog to bun ratio is not right.
 Camthelion: yeah mushy peas look awful
 Didero: The peas-and-gravy looks like it's already been eaten once
Hoplon42: the peas are rank.
ThorSokar: did they put gravy on the donut?!
 TXC2: mushy peas are a sin
 BrowneePointz: That Dog looks dry as hell
 Camthelion: @ThorSokar savory pie not donut
 hatboozeparty: Is it cold mushy peas tough?
 KWardJenx: Hard to pass on the glizzy
 Ard_Rhys: I'm a Brit and mushy peas are vile
Noy2222: Hmmmm...
 BrowneePointz: France...what the fuck
Noy2222: Could be either o-It's the chicken
 morteica: Mushy peas are so gross. British food is delicious, but I'm out when it comes to muchy peas
 TXC2: THAT'S FRENCH?!
 Critterbot: The chicken is absolutely not worth.
 TXC2: them some English ass potatoes
 Didero: The left one looks sad
 morteica: That chicken is so expensive! Omg
 ShaneLeeAtk: It looks French
 lamina5432: chicken
RELDnahcire: it looks like american attempt at french...
ThorSokar: @Camthelion ah, I still don't like it, you gotta touch the gravy to eat it, only margionally less bad
 OldUncleDan: I would never trust sausage from France.  Not anymore...
 Barb4rian: Gimma dat wrap
 lamina5432: wrap
 Didero: That looks like enough breakfast for several days for me
 Critterbot: Wrap for sure.
ThorSokar: wow, breakfast wrap looks excellent
 BusTed: in case you were wondering
 Vinewood_OG: Label on a clear bag. We're cooked.
Forlorgen: terror in the corn?
 Vinewood_OG: Wrap plz
 LordZarano: ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛꜱ: Pickle
 sporkraptor: bleh, neither of those look good to me tbh
 morteica: That's a good looking breakfast wrap. I don't even usually like breakfast wraps and it looks good
 Barb4rian: Bowl me baby
Noy2222: Chicago!
 LordZarano: Less-ter
 TXC2: "less-ter"
 sporkraptor: like if I had to choose one, probably the sausage roll because it'd go faster >__<
 morteica: Both of those look good to me.
Pazy160: Leicester is "less-ter". Type of cheese and a city.
 GhostValv: leicester is cheese
 KWardJenx: Leicester is a place
 sporkraptor: lester
 BrowneePointz: Okay Flavour
 morteica: Leicester is a cheese
 sporkraptor: hannibal lester
 MDK_Marshal: Hey, I went to uni at that cheese!
Noy2222: "lie-ses-ter", is not how you pronounce it
Hoplon42: loaded chips
Bright5park: It's actually pronounced "Leichestershire". 
 Barb4rian: 
 MrSarkhan: both of these are criminal.
Noy2222: EIGHT FORTY TWO?
 BusTed: 50 cents a fry
 sporkraptor: pfffffff
 Barb4rian: I want neither
 lamina5432: 8 bucks!!
Voidhawk42: $33???
 teddywhosabear: left
 BrowneePointz: yep that's some chicago ass prices
  Foxmar320: That pizza is a crime
Pazy160: Chips! Finally, a vegan option. I am not paying $9 for it though.
RELDnahcire: I'd go hungry rather than pick either of these
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 312 is a not awful beer.
 TXC2: fries it is
 Critterbot: The pizza and beer seems very pricey.
 morteica: Omfg how expensive is that pizza????? I'd rather go hungry
 Vinewood_OG: School lunch pizzz
 Pteraspidomorphi: One Potato (medium)
 BrowneePointz: That is some very Chicago ass Stadium prices
Noy2222: These better be the best fries ever made
RELDnahcire: Chicago a notable pizza crime city
Voidhawk42: Is "keep my money and go hungry" an option?
 sporkraptor: plus it's utterly flat pizza
 A_Dub888: 80% of the price on the right is the beer
 LordZarano: 13 fries by my count
 lirazel64: Beer kills the pain.
ThorSokar: that is a SAD pizza for $33 holy crap
Bright5park: Fries is actually pronounced "Fes" 
 morteica: @RELDnahcire That's why I learned to make my own pizza lol
 MrSarkhan: it came back!
  Foxmar320: LOL
 sporkraptor: burger and chips, easy
 Vinewood_OG: Yeah that's a maintenance beer
 Didero: If the percentage doesn't add up to 100%, does that mean people can pick 'None of the above'?
EvilBadman: I love that these look adjacent
 Critterbot: The burg doesn't look great, but it's probably the burger.
 BrowneePointz: don't put tomatoes on your burger
  Foxmar320: Ok that pizza is also a crime
EvilBadman: @Didero No, it's the % of people who chose it in the first match up of the day, which is not a guessing round
 7gorobei: is that pizza cooked?
 sporkraptor: dang, that burger is, yikes
 Barb4rian: Burger
ballesta25: @Didero The percentages aren't head to head between these two
Noy2222: See, this is why I don't like sports
RELDnahcire: is it international pizza crime day?
 Didero: The left one is just "what are we going to do with this leftover meat"
 lamina5432: uuuu that chesse looks like plastic
 hatboozeparty: As a brazilian, wtf?
 MrSarkhan: I want left even thought I don't know how I'd eat it.
 BrowneePointz: Is it like...Goat Cheese?
 Vinewood_OG: Need a Hydraulic press
 Kentosaurus: is that just undercooked dough?
 sporkraptor: yeah, 100% burger
 OldUncleDan: TIL:  RSA is the official designation for South Africa.  "Republic of South Africa" I suppose?
 PhoenixMelior: It's so... uniform in colour
 BusTed: hold the...
ThorSokar: did they use Cheese Wiz?!?
 Decaped: this was made before they introduced tomatoes to brazil
 TXC2: does Italy embargo Brazil or something?
 Didero: @ballesta25 Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!
Bright5park: That's not a burger, that's a Shishkebab. You have to eat it like corn on a cob.
Hoplon42: the buger is terible, but still wayt better
 Ard_Rhys: Got to love a burger you have to unhinge your jaw to eat
 FenrisSchafer: Maybe a white sauce of some kind on the pizza
DarthRagnar815: The lesson here: Eat before you go to the game.
 TXC2: OldUncleDan  yeap
Noy2222: FORTY BUCKS?
 sporkraptor: well that one's easy
  Foxmar320: Ill go hungry
EvilBadman: The United States am not ok
 BrowneePointz: That is the most delicious Toad in a HOle has ever looked
 Marvoleath: Smart water is $20 of that
Hoplon42: fucking the toad in the hole all the way
 Vinewood_OG: Avast ye wallets
 PhoenixMelior: Scranners never look at the price
 morteica: Toad in a hole hands down
 BrowneePointz: It's Yorkie Pudd with Sausage
 BrowneePointz: what's not to like!
 BusTed: eye is drawn to color
 Barb4rian: Fries for that price compare
 sporkraptor: ooooh those fries actually look good
 KWardJenx: How did 30% of people pick the $40 burger?
Bright5park: How can the water be smart if it allowed itself to be bottled?
 lamina5432: chicken fries
 Vinewood_OG: Like both, fries win
 MrSarkhan: the ranch ruins it though
 lamina5432: @KWardJenx better then whatever was the other option
 7gorobei: is that popcorn chicken or a tender that has been ripped up?
 BrowneePointz: I'm not a ranch fan but it's commonly served with Buffalo @MrSarkhan
 OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz How about Bleu Cheese?  That's my go to.
 PhoenixMelior: 9/10 not bad
 Snowcookies: Timmies hs world cup edition timbits, I'd go just for those
 BrowneePointz: @OldUncleDan also my go to
ThorSokar: the 2nd one
 BrowneePointz: But like Buffalo chicken pizzas often have ranch seasoning on them too etc @OldUncleDan
 sporkraptor: Matt: booted to the road
 BusTed: this is the Matt-Nelly episode to the previous Nelly-Matt episode
 hatboozeparty: heyooo
 MrSarkhan: 
 Snowcookies: yay Nelson!
 Strebenherz: welcome back nelson
 calculated_uncertainties: 100
 TXC2: Bye Matt, Hello Nelson
 Kentosaurus: great bit
 morteica: Noooo! Bye matt 😭
 Vinewood_OG: ThT
 Travilogue: Isn't that Ian, though?
 sporkraptor: joint custody
 Marvoleath: Coach, put Coach in
 TheAinMAP:   
 Vinewood_OG: That's contractually Ian
 BrowneePointz: Pokedle
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ThorSokar: and it's almost always stadium food
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi all, hi @loadingreadyrun .  I thought today was gonna be Matt.
 BrowneePointz: that was the most Non Kentuckian I've heard Louisville in a while
 TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  it was for an hour, and now we have Nelson for the rest
YeOldeMark: Price is a tiebreaker
 MrSarkhan: stadium food is usually expensive anyways
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz At least he didn't pronounce the S.
ThorSokar: depends on the amount of food you get for the price too
 Vinewood_OG: The Nanaimo Bars?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 Oh, ok.  Fair.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Vinewood_OG That's a great team name.
 BrowneePointz: It's Stadium Scran so....not likely :S
 Going_Medium: It's like deck win percentages.
 Vinewood_OG: Bus NYT
 schordash: 
goatprince: your kids aren't respecting my authority as a parental stand-in right now
 hedcheff: ty Matt
 TheAinMAP: 
 wordnerdify:  
 TXC2: Matt HYPE
chaos5896: 
chaos5896: 
goatprince: i'll tell michael you said he was hot
goatprince: yea,,,,
 morteica: It was great seeing you on, Matt. You're so fun.
goatprince: i try 
 Didero: The bottom is always at the same depth, but the top height varies
 TXC2: 16*16*255 ?
 BrowneePointz: 16 x 16 x 120+ cube
goatprince: james knew i was emotionally strong enough to handle james' dissapointment if i got it wrong
 schordash: and then james guess nelly's x)
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 Critterbot: Isn't it Reynolds rather than Renoylds?
 ContingentCat: lol a 13 year old playing squash
 Barb4rian: ^
 schordash: baseketball?? xD
 Didero: Yeah but the whole point of hockey is swinging sticks around at ankle-height
 creasehearst: baseketball sounds like an interesting merge of baseball and basketball
RELDnahcire: my brother went skate first into the boards and has a pin in his ankle...
 BusTed: 
 schordash: @creasehearst right? x)
 Snowcookies: I know this one from the 20th anniversary podcast
 maclaglen: @creasehearst There was a whole documentary about the sport!
 ContingentCat: I'm not sure you're allowed to not play hockey as a Canadian boy
 Didero: Oh, right, ice hockey, I've been thinking field hockey all this time
 schordash:   
 BusTed: 
 TXC2: ContingentCat  it's like national service
  mowdownjoe: @creasehearst That was a movie about such a thing by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. (Yes, the South Park guys.)
 schordash: ❤️‍🩹
 schordash: 
 ContingentCat: oh god games before school sounds like a great way to get them to quit
ThorSokar: I had to be in to school at 4:30am for swim practice
 Strebenherz:   
 TXC2: ThorSokar  and that's why I didn't do sports 
 Strebenherz: would it be mean to clip that, because that feels relateable
 PhoenixMelior: I know this one
ThorSokar: completely fair TXC2, it SUCKED
 ContingentCat: Adam
ghyllnox: He's told this story about how he can't believe he's so close to this person
 schordash:  love the reasoning with mcdonald's haha
EvilBadman: Nelson thinking of meeting someone as a customer is great
 TXC2: "I know a lot of about Serge's background" how, it keeps getting bigger every time he tells it 
 BusTed: 
 Strebenherz: Legit logic Nelson
ghyllnox: Oh dang I thought it was Adam
 morteica: I think he's said he met Adam at a video store.
 jadielady: yeah with Morgan (I just re-watched Road quest again  )
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ghyllnox: Ohh okay, I'm conflating customer service environments
ghyllnox: Speak of the devil
therepoman__: 
 LurkerSpine:     
 hedcheff: Adam!
 Strebenherz:  
 TXC2: hello raiders
 shendaras: 
 jadielady collapses tabs    
Mr_Horrible subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 143 months, currently on a 143 month streak!
 Mr_Horrible: I was dropped of here. He said I'm your problem now
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Mr_Horrible! (Today's storm count: 18)
 morteica: @jadielady Road Quest is my comfy show for when I'm feeling crappy. Always makes me smile
 Notamys3000:   
ghyllnox: Oh, Minecraft is a work thing though
 jadielady: @morteica me too - hubs was having a rough time so I made him watch it 
 Mr_Horrible: that's our Nelly
goatprince: oh wow
ghyllnox: 
 TXC2: lets go Nelson!
 TheAinMAP:  
 PhoenixMelior: Wow the celebration lap
 TXC2: !clips
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 schordash:   
 morteica: @jadielady I love how the good wholesome entertainment these guys give us just keeps giving ☺️
goatprince: hehe, balls
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VivaciousVenomousSpiderHassaanChop-U2N9PdwfxdLf9yl0
chaos5896: Nelson swung and he crit
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgileMagnificentGiraffeKAPOW-W8kEdBbe27WVVomT
 Marvoleath: False, James only knows how to juggle 4 or more objects
 ContingentCat: I think this has come up on Desert Bus
 Mr_Horrible: wow, and those aren't even regular shapes
EvilBadman: @ContingentCat multiple times, iirc
 ralphthellama: It also came up during a couple of early Live episodes
goatprince: 7 10 !
 ContingentCat: @EvilBadman that makes sense if I caught it, I generally miss dawn guard because of time
 Mr_Horrible: trick question he considers the iron balls pets
 schordash: 
 TXC2: hot take there Ulmer
 schordash:  
ghyllnox: So, what, fish are plants?
 Marvoleath: what if you pet the fish?
 Strebenherz: commando ofc
 Mr_Horrible: his everyday carry
 ContingentCat: commando lol
goatprince: james be shwingin' that shmeat, obvi
 Didero: I know I'm late but I've fought the clips editor too much not to post this: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstemiousEasyPotCclamChamp-UmFBeBdCsF7WzzWF
 Strebenherz: 
 Mr_Horrible: niice
 ContingentCat: nice
 Critterbot: Nice.
ghyllnox: Nice
 TXC2: Nice
chaos5896: nice
goatprince: a tiebreaker duel will commence after stream
 Mr_Horrible: privy to different portions of James Lore
 ContingentCat: @goatprince is the matt wiggins memorial bayblade arena around?
goatprince: @ContingentCat no swords involved. not interested
 ContingentCat: @goatprince fair stance
chaos5896: LRR golf vlog
 Vinewood_OG: Super battle golf IRL prerecord for Live?
 TXC2: they have done Golf for Live before
ghyllnox: Irl game matchmaking leaving something to be desired
 morteica: Omg what is it about the old people complaining about their SOs. Like didn't they marry someone they like? Drives me crazy.
EvilBadman: @morteica Generational Joke that needs to die, honestly
 Xed_Regulus: I used to work at a golf course. I can concur that old golfers LOVE to complain about everything.
 TXC2: morteica  Divorce wasn't really a thing until the 60's
 morteica: @EvilBadman Needs to be dragged out into the street and shot.
 morteica: @TXC2 Doesn't mean they can't do it now instead of being crappy about their SO.
 PhoenixMelior: You could make content out of it!
 TXC2: morteica  true, but it's ingrained into their mentality
ghyllnox: From what I've heard from my family, if you actually have a problem with your partner, you don't complain to strangers on the golf course. That's a signal that you have a happy marriage
PynnThePenguin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
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ghyllnox: Unfortunate cultural carryover
 PsychoI3oy: marshal sounds like he commentates golf
Cozy_Canadian: Uhgggg I don't even mind ads on Twitch as much as most people but -wow- I hate the AI generated gambling ads.  That's like a double whammy of terrible.
 morteica: @TXC2 And it taught the next generation the wrong thing about marriage. Hopefully that mindset dies. If you don't like who you're married to, you're doing life wrong.
Cozy_Canadian: What are we talking about today? 
 MrGibberish: Hello friends
 TXC2: morteica  indeed
EvilBadman: @TXC2 that doesn't factor into the rich history of men being dicks about/to their spouses
 TXC2: hello MrGibberish  welcome
ThorSokar: he does always order an Arnold Palmer for a beverage, so he's half there
aitsu100: this wall has a hallway but you dont know cuz top down
 exeJayce: man I hate it when people are dicks like that- my stepdad can be awful to my mom but she just sits and takes it bc it's apparently part of her job as a wife
 LastCenturion: Gotta sell those players guides and Help Line minutes
Cozy_Canadian: I like that school of game design  always check under the protagonist's bed, and look behind the waterfall.
 TXC2: gotta get them arcade coins
 PsychoI3oy: real world / road rules predate survivor by a few years but survivor's definitely popularized the genre
 lamina5432: anyone watch dan olsens beast games video
 TXC2: it's funny to me that Survivor was popular in NA, and Big Brother was popular everywhere else
 morteica: @exeJayce It's so bad. I see it so often with the past generations. Not so much with millennials and the more recent ones, but my god.
 TXC2: lamina5432  sure did, wild stuff
Raincoast_Bear: Morning Ben, Nelson, & James. Raining here in Vancouver. I hope it's nicer in Victoria.
aitsu100: let me tell you about this cool game Street Fighter 6
 TXC2: hello Raincoast_Bear  welcome
CrossXhunteR: neon got so nerfed she was removed for a time, right?
 lamina5432: @TXC2 true that
 exeJayce: it's 28 here... can I trade someone for colder weather
aitsu100: oooo yes the pokemon rom hack
chaos5896: omg its funny
 exeJayce: nice
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: meta jokes for pokemon fans
 realbadatthis_: used Brock throw
Raincoast_Bear: I've been playing Windrose. Arrr pirates.
 schordash: it's great xD
 MrSarkhan: It's really funny
 shendaras: F.E.A.R.
 schordash:  
 TXC2: wasn't the 2nd gym Misty's? 
 schordash: @TXC2 yuuuup 
 Wolfstrike_NL: "Grandpa died, time to get a new one"
 schordash: 
 LastCenturion: Prof Oak is an actual tree
chaos5896: 
 exeJayce: rare James W
 schordash: let's go james  
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/james_lrr/clip/MuddyKawaiiBoarCoolCat-nQ4ovj1u9TiVYfgE
Cozy_Canadian: I enjoyed The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante, depressing but I enjoyed it as far as... visual novel RPGs go?  I assume VN's don't have actual choices and are linear, but I don't normally play them.
w1gum: Ive been listening to dungeon crawler carl the last month or so - finished just in time for the next book to come out which was not planned but is always a nice thing to happen 
chaos5896: playing within the rails of the story
 exeJayce: I feel like I should be playing NEW games but instead I restarted Diablo II again
 Snowcookies: ty for the steam
chaos5896: 
 TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Nelson, Matt and Ben
 exeJayce: GMM is one of my favorites, so thank YOU
 Didero: Thanks for the stream!
goatprince: nelson's children are wondering when dad will come home right now
aitsu100: 8/10
 TXC2: !patreon
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chaos5896: Thanks LRR Crew and mods!
 ContingentCat: thanks lads 
 TXC2: chaos5896  
goatprince: we do well with moms
 KWardJenx: Yet another resounding success of a morning. Thank you
RELDnahcire: 
 calculated_uncertainties: is matt going to have a half hour next week?
 lamina5432: gday
 hedcheff: byee!!!!
 Didero: I HAVE been considering introducing  my parents, who know nothing about LRR, to Road Quest
 exeJayce: do what I gotta do? oh man that means I have to go to work
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his ever expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Riftbound) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (1:17 from now).
 TXC2: calculated_uncertainties  no, we got a half hour a month ago
 shendaras: 
 TXC2: gonna get rifty
 calculated_uncertainties: @TXC2 Gotcha, I rarely get to catch gmm live
 TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 cmdrzellgaudis: Dead by Daylight?
 Omthebox: He was sounding a bit rough on stream this morning
 Marvoleath: more solitaire? 
 exeJayce: solitaire pls
 exeJayce: yessss
 maclaglen: YES!
 cmdrzellgaudis: Yess
 ContingentCat: lol niice more solitaire!
Noy2222: Solitaire!
 Snowcookies: Yeah it's grea
 Strebenherz: it's a legit good game.  very 90s pc game vibes
 cmdrzellgaudis: I was hoping for DBD but I'll take Solitaire
Noy2222: I played it after watching the stream. It's a good game.
 otakubox0: Planar Standard?
aitsu100: like what standard used to be
 Vinewood_OG: Get off my lawndard
 TXC2: is Izzet still overpowered in it? 
 TXC2: the NSFW version of that game LRR did was fantastic
 avjamethyst: because he hasn't made it yet
 shendaras: izzet monowhite?
Voidhawk42: No, izzet is blue red
chaos5896: is it Wheeler?
 draftsynthesis: @avjamethyst yeah that sounds like wheeler lol
 draftsynthesis: surprised wheeler isn't streaming building the cube this week
 TXC2: ooh, I'll have to remember this change
 jadielady: IdleChampions yeah
 PsychoI3oy: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Vinewood_OG:       
chaos5896:   
 TXC2: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
 TXC2: !contact
  LRRbot: ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
 LostThePirate: 
marchphoenix: Cya
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo we also have the return of LrrMans in 18 days 
 TXC2: Wolfstrike_NL  hot damn!
 Strebenherz: @Wolfstrike_NL sweeet thank you for the heads up
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