Manae: !next
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Manae:
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: welcome back Manae good to see you survived the meeting
coachNelly:
everything is fine 
TheAinMAP:
Manae: @TXC2 I at least got to catch the end of food crimes on
TXC2: Manae that's something
TXC2: title change!
Manae: The rest will have to VOD
TXC2: CONTACT
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TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: Hello LRR
GhostValv: suh
TXC2: !sponsor
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GGsLive: I'll be there!
GhostValv: sheesh
BeefcakeEmperor: Ben that person owes you $5 now
TXC2: Canada? but that's such a small country, you'll be easierly found now! kappa
TXC2: !patreon
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GGsLive: Hi Nelson. Come say Hi in Vancouver
draftsynthesis: i'm sure nelson can find the equivalent of playing sarcomancy in good time
TXC2: so Ben is today's villain?
MWGNZ: blue teemo aka blueemo
LoadingReadyRun: @MWGNZ bleemo?
MWGNZ: @LoadingReadyRun sure, cousin of fleem
LRRbot: Swift Scout [Mind Chaos] | Legend − Teemo | You may pay [1] to hide a card with [Hidden] instead of [A]. / [1], [E]: Put a Teemo unit you own into your hand from your Champion Zone or the board.
LRRbot: Teemo, Strategist [2] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [2] | [Hidden] / When I defend or I'm played from [Hidden], reveal the top 5 cards of your Main Deck. Deal 1 to an enemy unit here for each card with [Hidden], then recycle them.
LRRbot: Blade Dancer [Calm Chaos] | Legend − Irelia | When you choose a friendly unit, you may exhaust me and pay [A] to ready it. / When you conquer, you may pay [1] to ready me.
LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
Diabore: and ward 1
LRRbot: Startipped Peak [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may channel 1 rune exhausted.
LRRbot: Abandoned Hall [Colorless] | Battlefield | When a player plays a spell, they may give a unit they control here +1 [M] this turn.
Rourke9: I remember seeing the previews and going 'Wow, Teemo is going to be annoying. Good, correct.'
Haroldholmes25: this matchup is going to be a doozy
Rourke9: Irelia seem sooo cool
LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [G]
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LRRbot: Sneaky Deckhand [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may play me to an open battlefield.
Ragrock14: one might say it was a sneaky play
Diabore: who could it be now
Ragrock14: a real deck of a move
TXC2: "Witch shall it be?!"
Ragrock14: gotta hand it to him
TXC2: *which
calculated_uncertainties: every time they ask about the zone, brain goes "auto zone"
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
Ragrock14: "this is kinda bad, but i just want to do it"
zurthroshak: IM LATE FOR TEEMO
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LRRbot: Teemo, Strategist [2] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [2] | [Hidden] / When I defend or I'm played from [Hidden], reveal the top 5 cards of your Main Deck. Deal 1 to an enemy unit here for each card with [Hidden], then recycle them.
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Diabore: does ben have to reveal even if there is no target?
LRRbot: Fizz, Trickster [3] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Fizz, Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may play a spell from your trash with Energy cost no more than [3], ignoring its Energy cost. Recycle that spell after you play it.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun does ben have to reveal even if there is no target? with teemo ability
LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [P]
Ragrock14: boots with the swift
PixelArtDragon: Swiftfoot boots?
Vinewood_OG: I thought that was cancelled for tacos this week
Ragrock14: choose point number 3, M'lord!
Diabore: can anyone in chat tell me? did ben have to reveal 5 and recycle for teemo ability with no target?
Ragrock14: !card teemo scout
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Ragrock14: !card teemo strat
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Fizz, Trickster [3] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Fizz, Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may play a spell from your trash with Energy cost no more than [3], ignoring its Energy cost. Recycle that spell after you play it.
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
LRRbot: Abandon [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter a spell. Return it to its owner's hand instead of putting it in their trash. / [Predict].
TXC2: Ragrock14 the !card command is for MtG cards only
Ragrock14: remand!
Ragrock14: @TXC2 gotcha. ty!
DMGlol: its wild how much purple has going for it
Diabore: atm it is hidden yes
LRRbot: Scuttle Crab [2] [Calm] | Unit − Bilgewater [0] | / When you play me, draw 1. / [Deathknell] — Choose an opponent. They reveal their hand. You can look at their facedown cards this turn. Gain 1 XP.
Ragrock14: so flavorful
Micalovits: Ben having so much energy is scary
Logue_Yne: what does XP do ?
LoadingReadyRun: XP is just a resource that some cards care about
RealGamerCow: Um, I was told three is a magic number by SchoolHouse Rocks
Logue_Yne: are there three color champions yet ?
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
BeefcakeEmperor: 2 hidden cards that potentially woundnt show off the top
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control at another location. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
BeefcakeEmperor: @Logue_Yne not yet
TXC2: I suspect 3 colour champions will take awhile to show up, given this game is....2 years old?
LRRbot: En Garde [1] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a friendly unit +1 [M] this turn, then an additional +1 [M] this turn if it is the only unit you control there.
BeefcakeEmperor: US release was last October
TXC2:
BeefcakeEmperor damn 
LRRbot: Teemo, Strategist [2] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [2] | [Hidden] / When I defend or I'm played from [Hidden], reveal the top 5 cards of your Main Deck. Deal 1 to an enemy unit here for each card with [Hidden], then recycle them.
Flyingdelorion: wait what, this game came out half a year ago, not?
BraveOthello: @Flyingdelorion A little longer I think?
LRRbot: Nocturne, Horrifying [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Nocturne [4] | [Ganking] / As you look at or reveal me from the top of your deck, you may banish me. If you do, you may play me for [A].
LRRbot: Sprite Fountain [2] [Mind 1] | Gear | [Temporary] / When you play this, play a ready 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary] to your base. / [Deathknell] — Repeat this gear's play effect.
LRRbot: Baron Nashor [10] [Chaos 3] | Unit − The Void [12] | As you play me, add the Baron Pit battlefield token to the board if it's not there already. If you do, I enter there. / I can't be chosen by enemy spells and abilities. / Other friendly units have +2 [M].
Flyingdelorion: I remember it was autumn when LRR streamed if for the first time so that's my reference point.
LRRbot: Existential Dread [1] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] / [Repeat] [2] / [Stun] an attacking enemy unit. If it's already stunned, return it to its owner's hand instead.
RealGamerCow: I'm new to this game, is Nelson getting domed?
Mazrae: hello everyone how goes the bounding rifts?
BraveOthello: @Flyingdelorion Oct 31, 2025, so a little over 6 months
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LRRbot: Scuttle Crab [2] [Calm] | Unit − Bilgewater [0] | / When you play me, draw 1. / [Deathknell] — Choose an opponent. They reveal their hand. You can look at their facedown cards this turn. Gain 1 XP.
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
Flyingdelorion: @BraveOthello Ok, good, I was thinking I was getting early Alzheimer....
LoadingReadyRun: Riftbound was available in China for a while before it was released in the rest of the world
LRRbot: Sprite Fountain [2] [Mind 1] | Gear | [Temporary] / When you play this, play a ready 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary] to your base. / [Deathknell] — Repeat this gear's play effect.
TXC2: RealGamerCow sorta, Ben is well ahead yes, but Riftbound games never seem to be the shutouts they seem
Micalovits: Random question, how does Baron's third battlefield interact with the rules for getting the eight point?
CrossXhunteR: is that your card?
thaneofstuff: Did Ben forget to draw for turn?
CrossXhunteR: @Micalovits you must still either hold for point or conquer all available battlefields in a single turn
Flyingdelorion: @LoadingReadyRun Huh, did'nt know that, thank you for the info!
Micalovits: @CrossXhunteR Cool didn't know if it was conquer all or conquer two
LoadingReadyRun: 4p Riftbound also uses 3 battlefields
CrossXhunteR: we can fit so many battlefields in here
CrossXhunteR: sadly, only one baron pit can be added even if multiple barons are afoot, i believe
LoadingReadyRun: @CrossXhunteR yup. from the card: "add the Baron Pit battlefield token to the board if it's not there already"
thaneofstuff: Baron also gives the buff to all of your allies, if I read correctly. And even on 7 points Baron would draw a card on conquer. Very cool card
CrossXhunteR: his annoying evasion is buying back fight or flight before or starcrossed now
zurthroshak: Quick question.If you pay the repeat cost on a spell, do you have to pay the deflect again
LRRbot: Star-Crossed [3] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a friendly unit and an enemy unit to their owners' hands.
CrossXhunteR: @zurthroshak i believe so, as other multi target spells have you pay deflect for each time you target
LoadingReadyRun: Scuttle Crab and Nocturne: Forbidden Love
CrossXhunteR: SummoningSerge is my favorite speedrunning documentary youtube channel
thaneofstuff: @LoadingReadyRun Now that's a fanfic waiting to happen
LRRbot: Defiant Dance [1] [Calm Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Irelia | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn and another unit -2 [M] this turn.
CrossXhunteR: even nelly wasnt on effectively zero runes, getting 13+ might with an irelia isnt out of the world
CrossXhunteR: *if nelly
LRRbot: Existential Dread [1] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] / [Repeat] [2] / [Stun] an attacking enemy unit. If it's already stunned, return it to its owner's hand instead.
CrossXhunteR: i love the flavor of ganking, tank, backline
CrossXhunteR: dang, are those some fresh cuts im spying?
CrossXhunteR: purple be strong
TXC2:
Purple = Blue + Red, so of course it was gonna be strong 
LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [G]
LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [P]
LRRbot: Not So Fast [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter an enemy spell or ability that chooses a friendly unit or gear.
LRRbot: Adaptatron [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mech, Piltover [3] | When I conquer, you may kill a gear. If you do, buff me.
LRRbot: Baron Nashor [10] [Chaos 3] | Unit − The Void [12] | As you play me, add the Baron Pit battlefield token to the board if it's not there already. If you do, I enter there. / I can't be chosen by enemy spells and abilities. / Other friendly units have +2 [M].
LRRbot: Abandon [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter a spell. Return it to its owner's hand instead of putting it in their trash. / [Predict].
CrossXhunteR: irelia girl bosses around by herself a bit
LRRbot: Grove of the God-Willow [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, draw 1.
LRRbot: Targon's Peak [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, ready up to 2 runes at the end of this turn.
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LRRbot: Stacked Deck [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Action] / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. Put 1 into your hand and recycle the rest.
Haroldholmes25: yeah
CrossXhunteR: called shot got shot
LRRbot: Sprite Fountain [2] [Mind 1] | Gear | [Temporary] / When you play this, play a ready 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary] to your base. / [Deathknell] — Repeat this gear's play effect.
HeladoDMango: azir won in china
LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
CrossXhunteR: this is the best card in nellys deck
CrossXhunteR: just making sure, there is an open chain for the temporary trigger, allowing the teemo flip?
HeladoDMango: technically you respond on the temporary trigger of the sprite, otherwise there is no window to react
Haroldholmes25: yep
CrossXhunteR: asked and answered
thaneofstuff: @CrossXhunteR Correct, you respond to the trigger of the Sprite
Haroldholmes25: nope units don't go on the chain
thaneofstuff: You could also do it in response to spells but not, as I understand it, to a unit. It's very strange compared to Magic
LRRbot: Nocturne, Horrifying [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Nocturne [4] | [Ganking] / As you look at or reveal me from the top of your deck, you may banish me. If you do, you may play me for [A].
CrossXhunteR: he's all in
TheMerricat: Chat, I'm just waking up. should I still have the jackbox audience kit icon for the stream?
LRRbot: Gust [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a unit at a battlefield with 3 [M] or less to its owner's hand.
Rourke9: love this play
LRRbot: Windsinger [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Ionia [1] | Hidden / When you play me, you may return another unit at a battlefield with 3 [M] or less to its owner's hand.
TXC2: TheMerricat you should not, a refresh should fix that
TheMerricat: @TXC2 Thank you!
CrossXhunteR: are units played from hidden exhausted? unsure if it really matters here
HeladoDMango: @CrossXhunteR yes
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control at another location. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
CrossXhunteR: the value
Rourke9: sooo many cards
CrossXhunteR: drawing a million cards is real nice
HeladoDMango: no because as long as there is a chain, control of battlefields is not lost
LRRbot: Scuttle Crab [2] [Calm] | Unit − Bilgewater [0] | / When you play me, draw 1. / [Deathknell] — Choose an opponent. They reveal their hand. You can look at their facedown cards this turn. Gain 1 XP.
jhmv: watching this without knowing the rules... is this what my parents feel like when I talk about magic
TXC2: jhmv as a magic player, yes
LRRbot: Consult the Past [4] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Reaction] / Draw 2.
TXC2:
I have watched every stream LRR has done of this game, and I still don't get how it works
Haroldholmes25: the rules on this game are notoriously fuzzy, so don't feel bad about it
CrossXhunteR: is number 2 "is this a card game?"
DMGlol:
jhmv: I feel ofended to have been called AI. I'm genuinely dumb, not artificially inteligent
jhmv:
LRRbot: Bone Skewer [2] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Hidden] / Choose a battlefield. An opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a unit from it. They play that unit to that battlefield, ignoring any and all costs. When they do, [Stun] it.
CrossXhunteR: great flavor
CrossXhunteR: 10/10 pyke pull
Rourke9: ouch
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
DMGlol: absolutely...not
CrossXhunteR: good luck playing a spell ever again
LoadingReadyRun: @CrossXhunteR sort of the Riftbound version of mtg Fight mechanic
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CrossXhunteR: if you hide, you can't play it this turn (i believe)
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LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
Haroldholmes25:
only one way to find out 
CrossXhunteR: it could be anything. it could be recently banned fight or flight
EOstby: It's.....fine.
draftsynthesis: does bloons td have cards?
DMGlol: it all now makes sense
CrossXhunteR: play bloons td6 on ITYC. it's basically a card game
LRRbot: Teemo, Strategist [2] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [2] | [Hidden] / When I defend or I'm played from [Hidden], reveal the top 5 cards of your Main Deck. Deal 1 to an enemy unit here for each card with [Hidden], then recycle them.
CrossXhunteR: this battlefield looks very annoying to deal with
TXC2: there's got to have been a card based tower defence game surely?
CrossXhunteR: mind games
CrossXhunteR: pokemon tcg, the enlightened card game
n3ther:
card game players as a whole 
LRRbot: Star-Crossed [3] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a friendly unit and an enemy unit to their owners' hands.
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
CrossXhunteR: bigger than before
LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [G]
CrossXhunteR: ive always said irelia is a 10
LRRbot: Teemo, Scout [2] [Chaos] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [1] | [Hidden] / When you play me, give me +3 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control at another location. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
CrossXhunteR: you've chosen irelia again
Rourke9: Bigger than Before
Haroldholmes25: you do have a way to put her back in but, ga might be better here
CrossXhunteR: irelia dances all about
Haroldholmes25: good lord she's so big
CrossXhunteR: damage on irelia will clear at the end of this combat
Haroldholmes25:
let's go, he sees the line 
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
chaos5896: Gnite! TXC2
idontgetmyrealname: good news! I got in on the catchup pre-sale to FINALLY get a Proving Grounds box at a reasonable price
LRRbot: Sunken Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here with one or more [Mighty] units, you may pay [1] to draw 1.
LRRbot: The Arena's Greatest [Colorless] | Battlefield | At the start of each player's first Beginning Phase, that player gains 1 point.
CrossXhunteR: this trigger is missable, and it is brutal when a player misses it on coverage
Rourke9: esp with Stellacorn
LRRbot: Sprite Fountain [2] [Mind 1] | Gear | [Temporary] / When you play this, play a ready 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary] to your base. / [Deathknell] — Repeat this gear's play effect.
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CrossXhunteR: hey, i've seen this movie before
CrossXhunteR: yes, judges
HeladoDMango: yes
CrossXhunteR: not like pokemon professors or whatever they got going on over there
LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
DaymGG: So temo hiden for energu and not power?
onecelt: Yup! only one who can do that
HeladoDMango: @DaymGG legend effect
Haroldholmes25: yeah the legend ability lets him do that
DaymGG: Kwel
CrossXhunteR: think of turn 1 on the play like a turn 0, and your opponent with 3 runes as a real turn 1. if you're doing stuff on turn 0 you're golden
DaymGG: Kewl even XD
CrossXhunteR: @DaymGG wark?
DaymGG: @CrossXhunteR Wark wark!
CrossXhunteR: arena's greatest and asipirant's climb, both scary in different directions
LRRbot: Windsinger [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Ionia [1] | Hidden / When you play me, you may return another unit at a battlefield with 3 [M] or less to its owner's hand.
CrossXhunteR: double aspirants games are funny
CrossXhunteR: or double arena
CrossXhunteR: you've trained for this
LRRbot: Scuttle Crab [2] [Calm] | Unit − Bilgewater [0] | / When you play me, draw 1. / [Deathknell] — Choose an opponent. They reveal their hand. You can look at their facedown cards this turn. Gain 1 XP.
CrossXhunteR: i saw a 3d printed scuttle model this morning and now i want to print one
LRRbot: Ride the Wind [2] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] / Move a friendly unit and ready it.
BNjoeC: the reveal text on Teemo was errated away.
CrossXhunteR: right the wind, so hot
LRRbot: Blade Dancer [Calm Chaos] | Legend − Irelia | When you choose a friendly unit, you may exhaust me and pay [A] to ready it. / When you conquer, you may pay [1] to ready me.
LRRbot: Nocturne, Horrifying [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Nocturne [4] | [Ganking] / As you look at or reveal me from the top of your deck, you may banish me. If you do, you may play me for [A].
LRRbot: En Garde [1] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a friendly unit +1 [M] this turn, then an additional +1 [M] this turn if it is the only unit you control there.
LRRbot: Switcheroo [2] [Chaos 2] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Action] / Swap the Might of two units at the same battlefield this turn.
onecelt: Have we been remembering Deflect costs?
BNjoeC: no not even once
CrossXhunteR: oh, whoops
onecelt: Yeah you know what? Deflect can go away
Haroldholmes25: the tideturner was hidden this turn
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
onecelt: Whoah, Switcheroo with damage marked? This game is sick.
Haroldholmes25: I think switcheroo is the blow out. I think if there was a line where you tideturner face up and hold up ride there's maybe an out.
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Voidhawk42: Switcheroo is just really really good against a single battlecruiser
Haroldholmes25: yeah the purple match ups are so good for learning the tricks
thaneofstuff: What about Windsinger pick up your own Teemo?
thaneofstuff: Or something like Teemo
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chaos5896: Break time!
CrossXhunteR: when garen
LRRbot: Grand Duelist [Body Order] | Legend − Fiora | When one of your units becomes [Mighty], you may exhaust me to channel 1 rune exhausted.
LRRbot: Fiora, Victorious [4] [Order] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [4] | While I'm [Mighty], I have [Deflect], [Ganking], and [Shield].
Rourke9: i opened a showcase fiora at prerelease and I have no idea what to do with it
LRRbot: Monastery of Hirana [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may spend a buff to draw 1.
LRRbot: Sunken Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here with one or more [Mighty] units, you may pay [1] to draw 1.
LRRbot: Scuttle Crab [2] [Calm] | Unit − Bilgewater [0] | / When you play me, draw 1. / [Deathknell] — Choose an opponent. They reveal their hand. You can look at their facedown cards this turn. Gain 1 XP.
LoadingReadyRun: each temple is more sunken then the last
onecelt: @Rourke9 Play it! Fiora’s a fun deck
LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2.
LRRbot: Stacked Deck [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Action] / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. Put 1 into your hand and recycle the rest.
Rourke9: @onecelt I just might!
ralphthellama: Swing your partner 'round and 'round, strap him to the wheel. Do-see-do, step on his toe, listen to him squeal.
CrossXhunteR: it doesnt matter probably since no miracle shenanigans, but stacked deck and other multi-recycle effects having you randomize the recycled cards
LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [P]
r10pez10: who you callin a slag m8
LRRbot: Hidden Blade [2] [Order 1] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Action] / Kill a unit at a battlefield. Its controller draws 2.
LRRbot: Grim Resolve [2] [Body] | Spell | [Action] / Give a friendly unit +3 [M] this turn. When it wins a combat this turn, gain 2 XP.
LRRbot: Sett, Brawler [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Sett, Ionia [4] | When I'm played and when I conquer, buff me. / Spend my buff: Give me +4 [M] this turn.
CrossXhunteR: does fiora do a bunch of XP stuff now?
LRRbot: Nilah, Joyful Ascetic [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Nilah, Kathkan, Demon [4] | [Accelerate] / [Ganking] / When I move, gain 1 XP.
onecelt: Oh hell yeah, Grim Resolve. Limited All-Star along with the Gromp
LRRbot: Shepherd's Heirloom [2] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | When you play this, gain 1 XP. / [Equip] — Spend 1 XP
Rourke9: oooh cool cards
Voidhawk42: A whol;e Playset of cards??
onecelt: @CrossXhunteR Nah, but Grim Resolve is an above rate combat trick and is worth it even ignoring the XP
NeoKevlar: get true damaged, nerd
NeoKevlar: his grabby bird fingies yoinky your anklies
MajorFrostbyte: beep beep beep
LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [P]
NeoKevlar: Have you named the garbage truck. I hear giving them a name makes them go faster
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LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
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LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
CrossXhunteR: the final match of the recent china regional open (diana vs azir) took 2 hours 15 minutes. tank all you need for the lines
CrossXhunteR: i think they changed this recently, but am unsure
onecelt: It did change recently
onecelt: The buff for Hirana is a cost to the trigger now
Haroldholmes25: so the way wheeler did it sounds correct
HeladoDMango: if you have the buff previosly, yes. if not, you cant
onecelt: So if you don’t have the buff at the point of the conquer, you can’t draw a card
thaneofstuff: Yep, go in, spend the buff, add a buff, good stuff
onecelt: Yeah, exactly
CrossXhunteR: 4 energy no power chosen champs are sweet
LRRbot: Fiora, Victorious [4] [Order] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [4] | While I'm [Mighty], I have [Deflect], [Ganking], and [Shield].
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LRRbot: Shepherd's Heirloom [2] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | When you play this, gain 1 XP. / [Equip] — Spend 1 XP
NeoKevlar: I miss old fiora and old tiamat. Tiamat tuesdays were so fun w/ bladedance. New fiora is still super rad though (and was way overtuned on release)
Micalovits: You just hit the shiny things!
NeoKevlar: Hit the sparkly side! It's real good!
CrossXhunteR: the cottage industry of various might and damage tracking dice in the riftbound world are fun to see
LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [G]
CrossXhunteR: energy and power empty at the beginning phase and at the end of turn
onecelt: @CrossXhunteR I need to find somewhere that sells the might dice at some point, they’re so cool
ArtDecoSunburn: @onecelt What makes them so nifty? Interesting design?
CrossXhunteR: @onecelt also the little bits and bobs for added tags, like when this fiora gains ganking, shield, and deflect. love a visible game state
onecelt: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah, it makes it super clear what’s Might buffing amongst other things to track like damage
Diabore: whale plaid indeed
NeoKevlar: I was lucky I didn't get super into Flesh and Blood, otherwise I would 100% have bought really cool dice, markers, and tokens. Still a really fun card game, but just not for me
LRRbot: Hidden Blade [2] [Order 1] | Spell | [Hidden] / [Action] / Kill a unit at a battlefield. Its controller draws 2.
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
dpj2009: Is Wheelz runnin hot? Just got here
NeoKevlar: his first game of the night
ArtDecoSunburn: @onecelt Neat. I do like specialized dice and trackers. (I keep an actual hundred-sided die in my desk drawer at work for random number generation.)
CrossXhunteR: @dpj2009 he has more points and more runes in play. take of that what you will
LRRbot: Harnessed Dragon [8] [Order 2] | Unit − Dragon, Demacia [6] | When you play me, kill an enemy unit.
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BladerMagician: he already paid deflect
ArtDecoSunburn: @NeoKevlar You could be the rare token-only collector.
BladerMagician: if he didn't pay deflect he'd have 6 not 5 runes
LRRbot: Defiant Dance [1] [Calm Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Irelia | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn and another unit -2 [M] this turn.
Rourke9: Bigger than Before
BladerMagician: no you have to decide to pay before you draw
NeoKevlar: Irelia Q'ing all over the place. What a menace
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control at another location. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
BladerMagician: Ben should also have 1 more rune
CrossXhunteR: it doesnt help that some of these things have changed in the not too distant past as they iron out the rules
CrossXhunteR: @BladerMagician i agree. he had 10 runes last turn and spent 1+1 and 2+1. should have been at 5 instead of 4
ContingentCat: !advice
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Rourke9: doot
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Diabore: you put 3 yellows to bottom then did another when asked
BladerMagician: yeah harnessed puts you from 8 to 5 with deflect not 4 runes
CrossXhunteR: you live you
Diabore: dragon is only 2 isnt it?
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CrossXhunteR: irelia is so scary
LRRbot: Nilah, Joyful Ascetic [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Nilah, Kathkan, Demon [4] | [Accelerate] / [Ganking] / When I move, gain 1 XP.
LRRbot: First Mate [3] [Body] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, ready another unit.
CrossXhunteR: swifties does let her do crazy go off turns
HeladoDMango: nah, just bounce the irelia if you are in purple
onecelt: Gear hate also answers Aurora
HeladoDMango: the gear hate is for aurora
CrossXhunteR: cry
HeladoDMango: scoop
BladerMagician: salvage and pray they don't have defy
thaneofstuff: Stun her
HeladoDMango: salvage in main
CrossXhunteR: they can't always have it (they always have it)
NeoKevlar: Ask your team for last pick and counterpick? Duh
LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [G]
Diabore: bigger than before
HeladoDMango: play one on deck for lucky pulls the other in side. that's why the irelia has a gear hate unit as a one of in main
CrossXhunteR: you see the thing
LRRbot: Spectral Matron [4] [Order 2] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [4] | When you play me, you may play a unit costing no more than [3] and no more than [A] from your trash, ignoring its cost.
CrossXhunteR: i think you can accelerate her
Renirage: nilah has ganking if you have might
BladerMagician: you should also have xp to equip
couchboyj: I like my whipped cream with a little sliver of pumpkin pie on the bottom.
Renirage: nilah + deathgrip woulda been perfect now
CrossXhunteR: i assume this sort of matchup is decided by Punch First
LRRbot: Pit Rookie [2] [Body] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | When you play me, buff another friendly unit.
CrossXhunteR: pookie
CrossXhunteR: and the boots with the fur
Diabore: damn nelly got options
LRRbot: Grim Resolve [2] [Body] | Spell | [Action] / Give a friendly unit +3 [M] this turn. When it wins a combat this turn, gain 2 XP.
Rourke9: Irelia, move? idk seems unlikely
LRRbot: Ride the Wind [2] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] / Move a friendly unit and ready it.
CrossXhunteR: the squeeze
Rourke9: she's pretty sticky
NeoKevlar: The downfall of toplanes for the last 15 years, Wheeler. Many have fallen pray to her wiles
CrossXhunteR: and he didnt even stellacorn you
HeladoDMango: in yellow orange, i think you just have to side the gear hate
LRRbot: Abandoned Hall [Colorless] | Battlefield | When a player plays a spell, they may give a unit they control here +1 [M] this turn.
Micalovits: I just love that there is a decent pump spells
LRRbot: Star-Crossed [3] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a friendly unit and an enemy unit to their owners' hands.
LRRbot: Gust [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] / Return a unit at a battlefield with 3 [M] or less to its owner's hand.
wiigamer1995:
nelly is winning vancouver 
CrossXhunteR: i assume fiora has BF Sword?
wiigamer1995: you heard it here 1st
HeladoDMango: vex is disgusting against fiora and ready effects
HeladoDMango: first mate and idk if he runs the other fiora that rady mighty units
HeladoDMango: ready*
CrossXhunteR: does this fiora deck also run a different fiora, for potential chosen champ swap?
MDK_Marshal: I don't normally do Pronunciation things, but it sure sounds like Nelson is boarding in a Lasagna
LoadingReadyRun: @MDK_Marshal delicious!
ContingentCat: @MDK_Marshal I thought he was saying that at first
NeoKevlar: Who's going to the tourney? Ben and Nelly, but not Wheeler?
HeladoDMango: always bolt the irelia man
Micalovits: Have we made a "Better nerf Irelia"
Micalovits: Joke yet
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CrossXhunteR: oh yeah, the thing is in vancouver
NeoKevlar: Day trip with the boys!
Rourke9: sounds fun!
LRRbot: Abandoned Hall [Colorless] | Battlefield | When a player plays a spell, they may give a unit they control here +1 [M] this turn.
DaymGG: Canadian Swatted?
LRRbot: Trifarian War Camp [Colorless] | Battlefield | Units here have +1 [M].
CrossXhunteR: this scuttle crab will now have a single point of might
NeoKevlar: The crab bought an elixir for 500g
LRRbot: Demacian Diplomat [2] [Body] | Unit − Demacia [2] | When you play me, gain 1 XP.
LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [P]
LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Salvage [2] [Order 1] | Spell | [Action] / You may kill up to one gear. Draw 1.
NeoKevlar: 1-to-1'ing a card
LRRbot: Sett, Brawler [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Sett, Ionia [4] | When I'm played and when I conquer, buff me. / Spend my buff: Give me +4 [M] this turn.
CrossXhunteR: it's only one irelia. how bad could it be
BeefcakeEmperor: !decklist
NeoKevlar: i miss when he had the funny santa hat
CrossXhunteR: or 4, in multiplayer with nashor. if you conquer 4 battlefields in a multiplayer game in a single turn, the other players should pay you
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control at another location. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
DaymGG: 4 player game has 3 bfs. Player 1 skips theirs right?
HeladoDMango: baron creates a bf on play
LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
HeladoDMango: LuL
CrossXhunteR: units and gear are uncounterable so far, i believe
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CrossXhunteR: this is league of legends. we swear here
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LRRbot: Harnessed Dragon [8] [Order 2] | Unit − Dragon, Demacia [6] | When you play me, kill an enemy unit.
NeoKevlar: Despite his very fluffy and very cute cat ears, Sett will murder the heck outta you
Micalovits: Big Dargon
CrossXhunteR: i realize now i have zero clue what purple irelia does
HeladoDMango: people do that but also you kind of want to play irelia when you have GA to protect her inmediatly
HeladoDMango: @CrossXhunteR reduces by 1 power or energy spells that target her
thaneofstuff: @CrossXhunteR Spells that choose her cost 1 or {Wild} less
CrossXhunteR: i do wish the borderless units had their might have a backing color to make them more readable
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Micalovits: Is it a short list of good games, or a short list of not so good games
LRRbot: Defiant Dance [1] [Calm Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Irelia | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn and another unit -2 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Scuttle Crab [2] [Calm] | Unit − Bilgewater [0] | / When you play me, draw 1. / [Deathknell] — Choose an opponent. They reveal their hand. You can look at their facedown cards this turn. Gain 1 XP.
Dog_of_Myth:
CrossXhunteR: i noticed it on the borderless vilemaw recently which is what made me think of it the other day
EvilBadman: Let's see Paul Owen's cards
CrossXhunteR: leona is kinda hot now. good stun stuff in set 3
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CrossXhunteR: this fiora has ganking from being mighty? or is that not one of the tags?
LRRbot: Kinkou Initiate [3] [Body] | Unit − Ionia [3] | When you play me, draw 1 if your other units have total Might 5 or more.
LRRbot: Baited Hook [3] [Order] | Gear | [1][Y], [E]: Kill a friendly unit. Look at the top 5 cards of your Main Deck. You may banish a unit from among them that has Might up to 1 more than the killed unit and play it, ignoring its cost. Then recycle the rest.
CrossXhunteR: i need wheeler to play baited hook leblanc and melt his mind
CrossXhunteR: it's birthing ritual (i think)
LRRbot: Spectral Matron [4] [Order 2] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [4] | When you play me, you may play a unit costing no more than [3] and no more than [A] from your trash, ignoring its cost.
LRRbot: Fizz, Trickster [3] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Fizz, Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may play a spell from your trash with Energy cost no more than [3], ignoring its Energy cost. Recycle that spell after you play it.
LRRbot: Defiant Dance [1] [Calm Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Irelia | [Reaction] / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn and another unit -2 [M] this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: Get ready to PUMP! THE! FIZZ!
LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
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BeefcakeEmperor: Punch First, my beloved
LRRbot: Not So Fast [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] / Counter an enemy spell or ability that chooses a friendly unit or gear.
Tz_BG: Does Fizz not get an extra might or 2 from the location?
CrossXhunteR: is the location while you're holding there? or just while there
CrossXhunteR: learning the dance
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CrossXhunteR: angel's in town so you get to play weird stuff
BeefcakeEmperor: Oh hell yeah! Are you guys playing the base version or any of the expansions?
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