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chaos5896: oh, sry TX
TXC2:
nah it's fine 
Xed_Regulus: Checkpoint theme? I thought it was Wednesday!
TXC2: TODAY!....it is Wednesday my dudes
BraveOthello: Which cards are the best ones?
TXC2: the ones we get to pick
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munocard: The ones with lots of words on them
munocard: More words = better. See Ice Cauldron
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Kid_Amn: OK, but *why* is your mum?
munocard: about?
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TXC2: gotta make sure Bezzos doesn't get those bucks
Flyingdelorion: Hello James, Cori, chat
TXC2: also
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zephlyn7790: Haha, you're right, I got my math wrong, almost 6 years.
munocard: Yes, more Turn 1 Library
munocard: Mythic packs are something you can get if you spend money on this game.
TheMerricat: Mythic packs have guaranteed mythics.
BrowneePointz: it's like a pack. but mythic
munocard: yay, a browser!
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vrulg: mythic packs are just a myth
munocard: it is a mystery
MAPBoardgames: Hey! I was challenged to run a DnD adventure based on a Magic card pack. I don't know Magic enough to pick which set. I'm looking for suggestions which won't feel out of place in a traditional DnD game. Suggestions?
cmdrzellgaudis: mythic packs just has higher mythic rare pull rate
TheMerricat: "When we open a mythic pack on MTG Arena, we’re basically guaranteed to hit a mythic rare card. That’s in opposition to a standard pack, which has about a 15% chance of having a mythic card and an 85% chance of having a normal rare card. Mythic packs cost a bit more though, and we’re talking about a 30% increase. You can buy them for 1,300 gold or 260 gems, while you can get a standard pack for 1,000 gold or 200 gems." - from Draftsim, I can't find anything from actual WoTC
TXC2: MAPBoardgames some mtg set come with the own D&D splatbooks
munocard: TURN 1 LIBRARY
Diabore: yup
munocard: stop on upkeep
munocard: Seems good to me
Diabore: i would, gets you back to 7 too
petey_vonwho: What's the chances we draft OG strixhaven today?
munocard: Pest, go
munocard: lol
Diabore: library remains a mistake
Diabore: discard the pest
TXC2: ^
Diabore: dont draw now
Diabore: just resolve draw at end of their turn again
MAPBoardgames: @TXC2 Yeah, but im not running a Ravnica game. For example. The challenge was to use a pack as inspiration.
TheMerricat: discard pest now. then tap library during their turn
MAPBoardgames: My players aren't MTG players either.
munocard: We're not missing drops, but we're still hitting gas
tdapenguin: @MAPBoardgames In that case, I'd say choose a set you enjoy something about!
munocard: hand size
TXC2: MAPBoardgames I guess any set will work, other then the ones that are other franchises (final fantasy, Avatar, Etc)
TXC2: also you might be able to google up the images for the booster packs
MAPBoardgames: The problem, @tdapenguin is that I don't know the sets very well at all.
munocard: drawing more cards is generally good
jotalmadg: Doesnt Attacking with pest to gain life
Bruceski: you can pest to turn on the poisoner
Diabore: attack apprentice continue drawing lol lmao library is fair/s
munocard: keep black up
munocard: Right, but when you're hitting lands every turn, you're more likely to be able to do it on your turn
tdapenguin: @mapboardgames , if I were you, I'd look at like the most recent 3 packs (that aren't a different franchise), and spend no more than ten minutes reading about each of them. And then choose my most-interesyed from those.
petey_vonwho: @MAPBoardgames I vote Ixilan. It's a world based on central American culture, with pirates, vampires, merfolk and dinosaurs. Cool ancient temples to explore, sea battles, and huge beasts to fight.
jotalmadg: Topiar draw the grasp
jotalmadg: You could have drawn before you cast grasp
MAPBoardgames: That's exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you, @tdapenguin @petey_vonwho !
munocard: Understandably Library is confusing, because almost nobody has played the dang thing.
tdapenguin: @mapboardgames , or @petey_vonwho could come in with great logic!
tdapenguin:
Good luck, have fun, and share stories about how the campaign goes
munocard: There's no downside to attacking with pest still
MAPBoardgames: Will do!
munocard: mana value
jotalmadg: Mana value 3 power was 3
munocard: you're still doing great
TXC2:
yeah, increment is not evolve 
munocard: It's probably draw two
jotalmadg: You are in a super solid spot
Diabore: i feel bad for the op
Diabore: tap library
jotalmadg: At this point you may want to keep lands in hand to get back to 7
TXC2:
btw chat, you can proliferate stun counters that are your own creatures, learned that this week
Bruceski: Are there board wipes in UG for this format?
TheMerricat: Chat, I'm stupid, do you have to pay the ward cost if you are casting a spell on your own creature?
Diabore: yes
TXC2: TheMerricat nope
Wiliart: There is the 'return all attackers to hand'
Diabore: theres at least one in green black if their splashing
30teracyte: cyclonic rift is on the bonus sheet
TheMerricat: They are tapped out, just wreck their creature and flung?
munocard: Ah, yes Rift is in the bonus slot
TXC2: choo choo times
munocard: It's also confusing because it isn't really legal anywhere but Vintage?
TXC2: turns out the card that's only legal in vintage is really good
munocard: Yeah, and people don't have a lot of practice with it, so it's confusing
munocard: Legal in draft and sealed
TXC2:
yeah, brawl...for some Godless reason
jotalmadg: Its on the special guest list for strixhaven draft
munocard: Oh, it's in Brawl?!
munocard: lmao
Diabore: and timeless and brawl
septomin: you can play 4 library in timeless, but you can also play 4 strip mine
TXC2:
yeap, brawl is the only format I play, and boy does it need HUNDREDS of bans
couchboyj: Timeless is wacky. 4 stripmines, indeed.
TXC2:
and yet people complain about Alchemy 
couchboyj: Ral is great if you have 3s to return with it.
TXC2: a planeswalker could have "make opp a sandwich" and it would probably still be good in limited
Flyingdelorion: LOL @TXC2
Flyingdelorion: That should be a Un-planeswalker
TXC2: Flyingdelorion indeed, I think there was an Un-card that made you get a coffee or something
Flyingdelorion: @TXC2 I remember such a card as well
TheMerricat: !card witherbloom charm
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TheMerricat: !card ral tarek
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TalpTheScot: id be very surprised if they let you
TheMerricat: !card ral
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Juliamon: !card ral zarek, guest
LRRbot: Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [3] | [+1]: Surveil 2. / [−1]: Any number of target players each discard a card. / [−2]: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / [−7]: Flip five coins. Target opponent skips their next X turns, where X is the number of coins that came up heads.
Bruceski: We did the thing!
couchboyj:
Wolfstrike_NL: Heck yea!
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JKBalch: Nice job
Natedogg2: They flipped out
Flyingdelorion: Fanatastic! Never seen him ult!
Seventy111: At least in that case it just ends the game, so they don't have to sit there for ages doing nothing XD
TalpTheScot: we been having our own strixhaven sealed league, and everyone is either lorehold or 5 colours good stuff, its been a real fun time
munocard: La Croix costs your first born child these days
TheMerricat:
My gallon pitcher of grape flavor-aid is $0.75 USD per pitcher. 
munocard: Yeah, that's a looter
Seventy111: It is very cool that, despite 5 color soup and BW/RW being the dominant decks, Ben crushed the league with UR
ShaneLeeAtk: Your mom let's you get Flavor-Aid?? Awww, man!
TXC2: "shoooot herrrrrr"
munocard: You mean Close Encounters: 2?
Bruceski: Whale whale whale, what have we here?
Cptasparagus: You had me at Tune Yards
munocard: I'm unconvinced that Disclosure Day isn't a secret Close Encounters sequel
Juliamon: you had me at Gillian Anderson
munocard: Yeah, after I Saw the TV Glow, I'm gonna watch anything Jane Schoenbrun puts out.
ArtDecoSunburn: @munocard Surprise Richard Dreyfus appearance?
munocard: @ArtDecoSunburn That'd be rad
mrjujubeans: Hacks is great
ArtDecoSunburn: @munocard Maybe there'll be a subtle nod to the John Williams musical note.
TheMerricat: !card dissection practice
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ArtDecoSunburn: @munocard At the museum where I work, we have the original screen prop of the alien ship from "Close Encounters."
ArtDecoSunburn: Does the LRR beach ball in the corner have a name?
Flyingdelorion: Just be glad they did'nt point that lightning at our face, cause that would be lethal, or am I missing something?
TXC2: !findquote ball
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Flyingdelorion: Well, it didn't matter in the end!
Diabore: gl
archand1spider: ooh contender time
Flyingdelorion: Good luck with the draft
archand1spider: emil is good
Flyingdelorion: I only got to 5 wins, but I had a fun soup deck with the Prismari horse!
drewm1022: Boros!
TXC2: flow state?
Flyingdelorion: flow state maybe?
Diabore: spirit mascot and force
Kid_Amn: I do like seizing some spoils
Flyingdelorion: Emil is very mid imo but you do you
Flyingdelorion: It keeps us open colorwise for sure but picks are difficult with these packs
archand1spider: well green it is?
Juliamon: Guess we're in green??
drewm1022: Mono creatures.
Diabore: i think we can still pivot fwiw
Diabore: its early and we've passed a lot but still
archand1spider: lots of emil going around lol
Juliamon: We might even wheel that land
Flyingdelorion: Could be sultai depending on the next draws and fixing
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Elr0nd_Hubbard: triumph is a trap; you either win on the spot or it’s a dead card
Juliamon: lol. lmao
Diabore: poet and cry
Juliamon: welcome brew crew
Mindfire13: Sultai it is!
Seventy111: take it!!
TXC2: hello Raiders!
Seventy111: It just kills people
dutchmoose: hop to it is funny with riumph
Diabore: never
theambivalentagender: Go all in on mathemagics
Flyingdelorion: It is a wincon but...
Diabore: mathemagic is so far away, geometry over it
archand1spider: could abzan work?
TXC2: Ennis sucks in the silvequill deck
Anubis169: Demonstrator sounds like the better
Anubis169: that Stand Up is OP in the right situation
Flyingdelorion: If you are going Silverquill, we need to make sure it's a fast deck. Cause there will be a lot of soup decks that win in the long run.
Anubis169:
maybe it'll wheel 
TheOneInquisitor: Well this looks like a perfectly fine silverquill deck so far
TheOneInquisitor: I admit I like inkling mascot over inkmage but its kinda dealers choice between the two of them
munocard: Page is better
Elr0nd_Hubbard: page+confidence is busted
Flyingdelorion: rapier?
Seventy111: I've really like rapier wit in WB
munocard: pest doesn't target creatures
munocard: true
Flyingdelorion: Seems deece!
TheOneInquisitor: WELL THEN
archand1spider: prolly abigale here
TheOneInquisitor: Splashing magmablood doesn't seem the worst but abigale is probably better
munocard: Necroscribe is good
Diabore: im on cost, draws
Flyingdelorion: cost of brilliance
Flyingdelorion: it draws and targets
munocard: ajony's response
Diabore: ajony
Seventy111: Ajanis is ok, you do also have a lot of multicolor cards for the colorless guy
theambivalentagender: al johnny response
Flyingdelorion: Hm, tough choice
munocard: oh hell yeah
Seventy111: OH DANG
archand1spider: yoooo
Flyingdelorion: WOW
Diabore: easy choice
Seventy111: In what universe is that pick 4 lmfao
Flyingdelorion: Pick 4?
Flyingdelorion: Insane!
goombalax: FLASHBACK FOR 2
Seventy111: creature isnt bad too, if you need more bodies
Diabore: @goombalax because its practised you see
Seventy111: absolutely rewarded for moving into BW holy
TheOneInquisitor: Oh hey the charm wheeled
Seventy111: 2 drop!
TheOneInquisitor: Third poet...
munocard: wow, y'all did good
archand1spider: wow silverquill was a great idea
Seventy111: this deck is gas
TXC2: yeah, you need tokens to make the snub work
TXC2:
TEN cuts
munocard: I'd run poet over docent
Seventy111: more like Stone Doesn't
munocard: I like poet more than mascot
Flyingdelorion: Nice @Seventy111
munocard: Confidence is a Repartee engine
Flyingdelorion: We have a low curve so could cut a land
Chronomagistrate: Does Arnyn trigger often enough?
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Flyingdelorion: Maybe cut render speechless?
munocard: I woulc cut a mascot for a poet
Elr0nd_Hubbard: send in the pest makes a creature
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: I also have fallen of the cliff into my bed...Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and James
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Anubis169: yoooooooooooo
TheOneInquisitor: James curse will attract the swamps trust
Flyingdelorion: Good luck James and Cori! Let't get those packs!
Flyingdelorion: Swamp, swamp, swamp!
h47hat: F
Flyingdelorion: Shuffler is mocking us!
h47hat: OUCH
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
Flyingdelorion: Not like this!
JKBalch: how many cards in?
KaleidoscopeMind: statistically unlikely!
Vinewood_OG: So how about that (local sports team)?
WiJohn: Bees!
Technic_AL: scoop go next?
Flyingdelorion: Inconceivable!
h47hat: this is against TOS for violence
JKBalch: Check lands just in case?
WiJohn: Bees are fun though
TheMerricat:
Look arena gave you a perfectly playable deck and you decided to ignore it to do this draft. It's just reminding you.
Technic_AL: 16 lands doesn’t seem ideal
JKBalch: 41 is fine
Technic_AL: fair
Flyingdelorion: keep
KaleidoscopeMind: we have swamp!
ponteylontey: That was me!! Im so sorry you got mana screwed, I've been a fan since I think I was 14 years old (Im 24 now)
h47hat: oh look, swaimps
Kid_Amn: especially on SIlverquill and Lorehold in this set, if you get the hook-up 16 lands is absolutely viable
ponteylontey: Utterly bonkers to get matched with you like this (I was BlameTeam)
Elr0nd_Hubbard: 1/2 drops are becoming more important, but you still want to hit drops 3/4. i don’t think 16 reliably curves out mathematically
TheOneInquisitor: 16 is a lot more acceptable on arena because hand smoothening
archand1spider: is hand smoothing real?
TheOneInquisitor: Oh this is the Cutthroat draft event i just realized
TheOneInquisitor: Good curve
Mindfire13: I'd run 16 if I have decent ways to ensure lands 3-4 in the 1-2 slot.
h47hat: right? "here. swamp? more swamp?"
TheOneInquisitor: @h47hat Call em valley floodcaller the way its about to happen
forshamesir: As someone who's run as low as 14 lands on occasion, I have no room to talk
h47hat:
@TheOneInquisitor also my nickname in college 
h47hat:
forshamesir: Look at that value!
Wolfstrike_NL:
But James, this is silverquill 
TheOneInquisitor: So do you want to risk it again
Chronomagistrate:
Same 
Mindfire13: That Disection was like "What if charm but all 3 modes?"
forshamesir: W sure is strong in this format
TheWooglie: ndhi
h47hat: bless
TheOneInquisitor: The gamba paid off
zurthroshak: I usually like green or black decks, but prismari has been my jam this set
forshamesir: 2 lander on the draw isn't awful
TheOneInquisitor: I admit I've been burned on two landers enough that I just consider all of them hazardous inherently
drewm1022: I kind of like playing abigale and then double spelling next turn.
forshamesir: Especially if you got good 3's
h47hat: as a green main two landers rarely hurt me, until I dont play green and am reminded that it CAN hurt if your shuffle or curve isnt tuned
h47hat: acolyte to ready aby?
h47hat: ah. bait. F
archand1spider: rip abigale
h47hat: render gives intel
TheOneInquisitor: Well. Ungreat.
Diabore: i dont think you care about feaster, the social snub clears the board
Bruceski: Social Snub kills 2 of ours
h47hat: I see why they were waiting
Diabore: i would
h47hat: poet killian? Wander the Spiritcaller?
Diabore: beautiful
drewm1022: Oh opp.
h47hat: noice
Diabore: confidence attack, if block poet, if no block return confidence imop
TheOneInquisitor: The tragedy feaster really isnt that good when you're behind on board it turns out
Diabore: also if we draw a land, both
Diabore: like that
Cptasparagus: Pnooping Sage
h47hat: noice
h47hat: options!
Diabore: whats in bin?
Diabore: k just abi, i like either snoop and confidence or shade
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h47hat: they may be able to pop 1-2, so yeah
Diabore: worst case is ajonys
h47hat: for THEM
Diabore: k, think we just win then
Diabore: i snoop
Diabore: for lethal next turn through a flier
TheOneInquisitor: Why *not* snoop
Bruceski: Ajani's can remove a flier anyway
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TheOneInquisitor: There's no true wraths in bw except for one mystical archive mythic, but there is many fliers
Mangledpixel: Also you are at 34
Diabore: thinking more i like snoop more because if they drew a target spell they can gain 4+ life
h47hat: scawy
Diabore: 2 different dig sites
Diabore: ajony it
h47hat: YUP
Diabore: right
h47hat: DAMN
Diabore: coming in for 19
TheOneInquisitor: 1 off lethal
brainbosh: Do you just hold up ajani for full kill?
h47hat: hard cast ajani? ouch
Diabore: we had lethal if we snooped
Diabore: not now, wait for them to cast
h47hat: cant afford to
h47hat: for 4!
brainbosh: oh wait they didnt give it vigilance lol
Diabore: snoop and shade is 5, confidence is 2 (1 pump 1 poet) for 7, charm to drain 3 for 10, ajony our own dude for 11 (1 poet)
Diabore: yeah take 10
Diabore: drain and confidence is lethal
Diabore: charm to just drain 3 now
Diabore: we did
h47hat: right before
Diabore: because the option was snoop or hold up ajonys
TheOneInquisitor: Yeah
Sogheim: I remember when the old YuGiOh video games had duel puzzles and you had to try to win in one turn. those sucked.
h47hat:
Diabore: that was a close one
drewm1022: Mark Rosewater used to publish those in The Duelist for MtG.
LurkerSpine:
100 prize
TheOneInquisitor: @Sogheim I still sometimes do Possibility Storm puzzles
h47hat: hell yeah, rocks
Diabore: half entry lets go
forshamesir: I assume a Mythic pack just has a guaranteed Mythic in it?
munocard: butts
TheOneInquisitor: @forshamesir I think it's like, all cards are rare or mythics?
Flyingdelorion: Great hand!
forshamesir: @TheOneInquisitor Ah, so a god pack, neat
Flyingdelorion: That for speedrunning Arena...?
Denis_Dobrolubov: Mythic pack (1300 gold) is standard size with guaranteed mythic in rare slot (unless a wild card). Gold pack (you get those every 10 packs opened) is a pack of 6 all rare-or-mythic.
Denis_Dobrolubov: *Bought, not opened.
Diabore: i think killing mascot is safer if you have confidence, and id probably assume the BW deck has confidence
h47hat: hell yeah
Flyingdelorion: I think they are holding up essence scatter?
silenceaux: Is this bolting the bird
TheOneInquisitor: I think they might be one of those creatureless type prismari decks.
munocard: Charm to kill it seems good here
Sogheim: you always bolt the bird
Diabore: just pass imo
forshamesir: @silenceaux Sending the bird to superhell, close enough
h47hat: prismari at 5 mana gets buck wild
Optipersona: Why not charm your creature
munocard: incoming Mana Drain
Lord_Hosk: mana effeciency vrs holding options is hard sometimes
silenceaux: It appears they are also in a conundrum
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TheOneInquisitor: If it forces an answer out of them that is good
munocard: time for the rope
Diabore: james is going further and further down as the stream goes on
h47hat: @Diabore lmao
TheOneInquisitor: @Diabore Relatable I do that in my chair a lot
munocard: James is secretly a Diglett
KaleidoscopeMind: thinking slouch
h47hat: JamesCrown is V good at cards
Lord_Hosk: James is sinking under the weight of his choices
e_bloc: someday I hope to meet someone to love me as much as James loves holes
munocard: they have full swole bodies underground
h47hat: @e_bloc phrasing?
ghizmou: sending pictures of not buff thumbs
e_bloc: @h47hat I made my decision
Mangledpixel: Buff thumb. Bumb.
munocard: It looks like the new Hutt that's in Grogu that has stomach muscles all the way down.
h47hat:
@e_bloc 
Cptasparagus: brb gotta search "anemic thumbs" on google
h47hat: #PrismariThings
TheOneInquisitor: Snarl Song for 4 incoming
h47hat: too much face, James. go lower so they can hear you
munocard: what an incredibly unusual game
TheOneInquisitor: @munocard I assure you this is a very typical game in this format
munocard: Yeah, just do that twice
h47hat: yee
Diabore: i get 7
bbblehh: you do only have one black rn
Flyingdelorion: we only have one black!
Diabore: and youd have a 4/4
TheOneInquisitor: Im down for that
Diabore: i think just digsite and see if they offer trade, then practice if they do
munocard: You are currently the beatdown
bbblehh: digsite, offer trade, dissection
TheOneInquisitor: Like, they're facing lethal on board next turn if they draw nothing this way
h47hat: DO IT LIVE
TheOneInquisitor: Make them have it
TheOneInquisitor: THEY HAD IT
munocard: omg
h47hat: oh no
e_bloc: lol
Diabore: dont poet
munocard: lmao
bbblehh: sob
Diabore: attack and disect
h47hat: swing disect?
TheOneInquisitor: Swing in with practice?
drewm1022: We're fine, we attack they have to block, right?
bbblehh: well you can tradesies for it at least
munocard: swing
Diabore: @bbblehh we win, its a 2 point swong
e_bloc: we're in a good spot but they did draw 3 cards
h47hat: whew
e_bloc: maybe its all lands
TheOneInquisitor: And they still have that clue out
Diabore: a white spell
Diabore: because solo swamp
h47hat: right, unless they have a trick
munocard: increment?
Diabore: theyre winning now, big sads
e_bloc: being at 28 means it's gonna take so long for us to die
Diabore: the pointer of winning is now going their way
TheOneInquisitor: @e_bloc Not to mathemagics
munocard: 2 life is the same as original Ajani's first loyalty ability
e_bloc: @TheOneInquisitor that's the spirit!
ghizmou: any chance they mill out ?
e_bloc: non-zero
h47hat: F
Lord_Hosk: James is here
munocard: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
munocard:
h47hat: to p[unish you
munocard: Oops, no more instants
forshamesir: Spite
CaptainSpam: They thought you had a trick in your zero cards.
e_bloc: maybe they don't have any instant or sorcery cards left
TheOneInquisitor: @ghizmou They're likely to hit their wincon before they mill out.
munocard: Emeritus was their wincon
Diabore: @munocard tabulator is their wincon now
e_bloc: at this point their wincon is just overwhelming grieff
e_bloc: *grief
munocard: good lord...
ghizmou: riveting
kumatsu:
no Grief isn't in this set 
CaptainSpam: Hashtag WELP
e_bloc: it is for James
h47hat: austin powers slowly driving towards us in a cart
munocard: PARADIGM?
TheOneInquisitor: There's the wincon
Mangledpixel: Sadness goes on the stack
e_bloc: sadness is always on the bonus sheet
bbblehh: oh boy we're really in for it now huh
munocard: LMAO
TheOneInquisitor: They're holding up a counter for the sadness
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munocard: now they have 6 colorless mana
Lord_Hosk: Now draw your channel and your fireball
munocard: that's SUCH a large frog
h47hat: @munocard hemoth proportions
TheOneInquisitor: They didnt even crack the clue?
munocard: purple cards?
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kumatsu:
I believe in James, time to qualify for next Arena Championship 
munocard: GET THAT BREAD
ghizmou: from bread money to ice cream money
munocard: If one of those was a swamp, it's gas
TheOneInquisitor: Okay
archand1spider: solid
munocard: This is totally fine!
Diabore: shade
ghizmou: they might be bad at their job
h47hat: oh no, I'm on their records
munocard: I mean, they're in UR, so that checks out
ghizmou: open 4 mana, nothing sus here
TheOneInquisitor: Who up getting they essence scattered
h47hat: F
munocard: Demonstrate your Inkshape sounds like an Ed Sheeran cover band on Arcavios
Diabore: are they dead?
Diabore: no they go to 3
Diabore: id end
h47hat: they can block, or not
munocard: hell yeah
munocard: Guaranteed damage is better against this potioner's trove
Joecool190: if you draw a land you can wander and flashback too
Diabore: we also gain 12
kumatsu: "gain 20" would've been pretty sick
Diabore: sorry, 10
h47hat: tasty
munocard: Yeah, this is a clock
TheOneInquisitor: They aint troving their way out of this one
Diabore: no?
kumatsu: no cuz they blocked
ghizmou: no, they could block
munocard: lmao
Diabore: they could block if we dont hunt
h47hat: sepuku
silenceaux: Own terms!!
bbblehh: lmao
TheOneInquisitor: They tome blasted themselves twice
Bruceski: You ever just blast yourself a couple of times on camera?
munocard: You couldn't double cast because you needed to kill a blocker
silenceaux: You used 2 mana to kill a blocker instead of flashback, which I think was correct.
Diabore: the style conceed
munocard: Anyway, I just started blasting...
kumatsu: sounds like a Crapshoot pitch
h47hat: not on twitch, but, my patreon . . .
h47hat: mid-gamba
munocard: ugh
TheOneInquisitor: With the mascot for surveil?
TheOneInquisitor: I'd keep
Diabore: i keep it
munocard: You're on the draw
forshamesir: This hands gas
just__a__penguin: Fun Police turned in their gun and badge today.
ghizmou: also, the odd of james not drawing lands is very low
TheOneInquisitor: Would you rather creatureless prismari or snarl song Soup
Diabore: now we have troubs
Diabore: no
munocard: just pass
h47hat: yeah, biat
h47hat: *bait
munocard: Glider is backup
Juliamon: just normal wood duck things
h47hat: again!> rude
just__a__penguin: Hydro-Channeler beatdown will wear you down eventually.
h47hat: means they wont have them for the fav children
CaptainSpam: So rude.
ghizmou: our children will grow strong and resist the tempest
TheOneInquisitor: I feel like this might be a 4 mana thoughtseize turn
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ghizmou: they only have 2 cards left in hand
munocard: snoop and keep up dissection
h47hat: intel
ghizmou: we live
TheOneInquisitor: What's their plan.
h47hat: GG
munocard: OMG
silenceaux: Whaaaaaaaat
ghizmou:
CaptainSpam: UM.
TheOneInquisitor: WHAT?
Diabore: WE TAKE THOSE
WiJohn: okay
Technic_AL: I WANT TO KNOW
bbblehh: what is going on today LMAO
Lord_Hosk: INTIMIDATION!
CaptainSpam: SURE
Technic_AL: WHYYYY
archand1spider: lmaooo
just__a__penguin: Prepping for Game Two obviously.
KhazzyB: remunerated thespian
h47hat: the real loss is never knowing
UtilityPunk:
They think it's BO3 
ContingentCat: A win is a win!
munocard: you tilted the HELL out of them
Athelgar: when you gotta go, you gotta go lol
KaleidoscopeMind: "gotta run"
Bearudite: had to go poop
Mangledpixel: They didn't want you to see how they live
h47hat: I'll just have to have this WIN console me
Technic_AL: They probably and quite literally had their game winning card in hand
loufghyslaufey: Then you have no idea how often that actually happens, James...
h47hat: in this economy!?
loufghyslaufey: In any queue
loufghyslaufey: I don't exempt even this case scenario. Honestly
Technic_AL: mulligan
h47hat: mull
TheOneInquisitor: Well that's even worse
h47hat: slightly better
Diabore: gotta keep, we got a play
UtilityPunk: Yeah, usually opponents only scoop at 20 to a control matchup that turns the corner
Diabore: stoneglider yeah
h47hat: @UtilityPunk I've def scooped at high totals when the writing is on the wall and I;m out of gas, but STILL
just__a__penguin: 3/3 vigilance in 2/2ville has the key to the city
forshamesir: Especially if there's a timer to be considered, scoop G1 to maybe win the match overall
Strebenherz: o/
Diabore: i just take a wrangler
TheOneInquisitor: I guess they're far from the wranglers but taking scatter or flashback does nothing
just__a__penguin: 3 lands, not 3 mana due to the paintmage
h47hat: yee
Diabore: make sure to tap swamp swamp
Diabore: yeah like that
Diabore: i wouldnt be too shocked if they triple
Diabore: soloist and dealers choice imo
RunicScribe: Flier and reacher?
just__a__penguin: tester is not that good, let it be
TheOneInquisitor: The tester doesnt do much of anything
BlasterKyubey210: Hey everyone
Diabore: that was a really good draw
BlasterKyubey210: Been going though MTG recent catelogue and ucpoming rumors
TheOneInquisitor: And we can keep response up if they try to swing
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just__a__penguin: no creature plans coming up is pretty good against two essence scatters
BlasterKyubey210: Am I wondering if well
TheOneInquisitor: Oh right
JKBalch:
BlasterKyubey210: think there'll be a UB line for James Cameron's Avatar eventaully?
h47hat: buh bye
BlasterKyubey210: after teh Edges of Eternity stuff with spacecraft? Been looking for other TCGs with spacecraft focused stuff
Technic_AL: hold the bluff
UtilityPunk: Believing in the heart of the topdeck is the road to heartbreak
archand1spider: well its gonna be a long one
bbblehh: weird games todday huh
h47hat: yee, hold on to it, for fun
TheOneInquisitor: Do we *want* to kill it
just__a__penguin: begin the topdeck war?
LurkerSpine: you got the life to take a few hits
TheOneInquisitor: The waiting paid off
h47hat: bait with mascot
h47hat: noice
Technic_AL: GAs
BlasterKyubey210: @h47hat Yea lucksack is fun
Diabore: only drains 2?
Diabore: JAMES
just__a__penguin: mostly dead
TheOneInquisitor: It's not a siege rhino
spurius:
h47hat: oh no, my board is so healthy, whaaa
ContingentCat: spending too much time with Serge
CaptainSpam: And now, comeback time.
Athelgar:
UtilityPunk:
It's no Siege Rhino
TheOneInquisitor: They're more dead than not
h47hat: went out fighting, respect
BlasterKyubey210: More or less yea
BlasterKyubey210: or keep guessing
ghizmou: one more izzet ?
archand1spider: cmonn title time
Mai_Andra: suddenly, Paul shows up in the Arena queue
Technic_AL: mirror match?
TheOneInquisitor: The soup decks are so unfun to play against
UtilityPunk: Lorehold with all the bad cards
dutchmoose: @Mai_Andra "hello!"
archand1spider: lorehold with no mascots lol
Lord_Hosk: they join... and scoooooooop
h47hat: I swear arena mirrored me out of pity once or twice, cause I swear I played against the exact same deck
TheOneInquisitor: Watch them play turn 2 turn 3 bogwater lumarets
TheOneInquisitor: I mean
renaissance_rat: you gotta keep it
archand1spider: control i see
h47hat: yo dawg I heard you like non-permanents
just__a__penguin: two colors, all playable cards. you've seen worse
renaissance_rat: never didn't have it
Mai_Andra:
As a Rookie rank in SF6 playing on WiFi, I often get "no one else on my level" when queuing for ranked. 
UtilityPunk: Dimir in this draft, gotta be 3+c
archand1spider: blue black? sounds like soup
just__a__penguin: prepping for Hexhaven, clearly
TheOneInquisitor: It can still be sultai
TheOneInquisitor: Oh yep its soup
renaissance_rat: a third color has hit the table
BlasterKyubey210: Hmm, could be a case of make the best of this mess
UtilityPunk: Esper in this draft is soup
CaptainSpam: We're at soup?
BlasterKyubey210: Like some players in this draft is a mess
renaissance_rat: WHY ARE YOU GETTING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
BlasterKyubey210: no idea rat
BlasterKyubey210: I'm not even sure I'm going to get giant mechs in this set
oak0: practiced offense definitely up there for favorite card from the set
RunicScribe: Double strike the other one to +1/+1 the owl
Joecool190: 16
archand1spider: close but off by 2
TheOneInquisitor: They're at 4
Mai_Andra: If they came from the soup store, I don't have to worry about spilling soup on them.
Technic_AL: do it
TheOneInquisitor: I think go for it
h47hat: feels strong
Joecool190: oh it is
Lord_Hosk: do it
bbblehh: flashback would also make a card leave the graveyard for owlin?
just__a__penguin: making an opponent dead on board seems pretty good to me
oak0: do eet
renaissance_rat: soup stabilizes
RunicScribe: It is 18th, owl has more text
Joecool190: the bird triggers
oak0: dead to flyer on board
archand1spider: ohh yeah bird trigger
h47hat: BIRD!
zurthroshak: BiRD
archand1spider: lets go bird triggerrrrr
ghizmou:
h47hat: PRAISE BIRD!
archand1spider: woooooooo
TheOneInquisitor: Oh yeah
silenceaux: Incredible damage there honestly
renaissance_rat: BIRD TRIGGER
UtilityPunk: We win the soup!
bbblehh: retire champions!!!
LurkerSpine:
100 birb
Technic_AL: LETSGOOOOOOOOO
oak0: EZ
Joecool190: always had it
Flyingdelorion: Well done!
Flyingdelorion: Gg
archand1spider: first try
h47hat: self-imposed handicaps
TheOneInquisitor: CHAMPION TIME
JKBalch: Well done!
Technic_AL:
100 CAW CAW
7gorobei: we are the final boss
CaptainSpam: We have defeated soup!
Vinewood_OG: I believe you ordered a W.
Joecool190: sick
renaissance_rat: Damn son
oak0: bullying the bronze players killing on t5
JKBalch: You get to keep your jobs!
EvilBadman: Almost enough to buy new chairs
Cptasparagus: just a 30 minute crack a pack
bbblehh: when's the last time we won all 7 on stream
zurthroshak: !Cheer60 my last bits for your glorious run
RatherLargeToad: and got the maximum number of games played
h47hat: beeg pic
JKBalch: Get the Contender title in there
zurthroshak:
60 I did it wrong here is the bits
Technic_AL: HOLY
silenceaux: we've seen how you live
h47hat: SHAME
CaptainSpam: Wow.
renaissance_rat: RICH
TheOneInquisitor: You have a 2TB drive with *HOW LITTLE SPACE LEFT* on this?
7gorobei: storage shaming
archand1spider: 26% of alchemy
TheOneInquisitor: 26 is alchemy
archand1spider: not main set
TheOneInquisitor: main set is one to the right
renaissance_rat: 67
h47hat: at least 2% more, eeeeyyyy
renaissance_rat: obligatory
EvilBadman: @renaissance_rat it really isn't
JKBalch: Really reveling in this
CaptainSpam: This has now become a loot box unboxing stream.
h47hat: slowly
e_bloc: oh that reminds me I need to pick up my card kingdom ordder
h47hat: "I cant hold all these mythics"
UtilityPunk: A hand of mythics
oak0: mythic wc very worth
h47hat: RNGesus said "now calm down"
EvilBadman: My mythics too buttery, I was eating popcorn and playing
archand1spider: plus yall got 1 mythic from the non-mythic packs
Strebenherz: nice
TheOneInquisitor: 13 mythics no duplicates.
renaissance_rat: 67
Mai_Andra: What I'm seeing is only buy two packs at a time, because any more will only have one mythic in them.
renaissance_rat: flip it and reverse it
e_bloc: lucky 13 mythics
gualdhar: no James
Strebenherz:
TheOneInquisitor: That sure was a good day of magic
chaos5896: gotta cross ur arms
dutchmoose: stoneforge mystic podcast
Voidhawk42: Email the picture to Graham and Beej and ask for a raise
h47hat:
BlasterKyubey210: Alright
archand1spider: finish the premiere draft? or no
BlasterKyubey210: See ya later
damela42: Get ice cream!
Technic_AL: coffee!!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: AFK canceled.
e_bloc: and ice cream
JKBalch: Keep going until you lose
Technic_AL: one more!
JKBalch: This could be another 400 gems
TheOneInquisitor: What's on AFK today
e_bloc: james and cori
archand1spider: this was the busted library of alexandria deck right
TheOneInquisitor: @archand1spider Ye
h47hat: lol "gods favorite MTG player"
CaptainSpam: James sets up a new redemption on the channel, 10M channel points to concede the current game immediately.
e_bloc: #sponsored
ghizmou: ouch
e_bloc: did he
h47hat: doesnt he say that to everyone, though?
just__a__penguin: No, you'd be a Nonbasic land.
e_bloc: no you're more drifting meadows than plains
LurkerSpine: all that value for 1 mana
TheOneInquisitor: Cori is a red nonbasic yeah
Lord_Hosk: White isn't basic, White is the color of many, the color of teamwork
Thadrin46: Wheeler's favorite card is a white land so no.
e_bloc: white is the color of trouble in pairs
renaissance_rat: she would be Cori Mountain Monastert
ghyllnox: Red is basic
renaissance_rat: monastery
h47hat: les go
e_bloc: so eventually I assume white will also have trouble in bananas
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just__a__penguin: why'd you throw away the spirit there?
idontgetmyrealname: doesnt matter
archand1spider: lumaret first gets an extra life
TheOneInquisitor: It's 1 more life with frog first
h47hat: Vogothian poetry, where it hurts
renaissance_rat: itll get one counter either way
h47hat:
e_bloc: might?
Omnipotrevor: Don't forget to wear the same socks you are today
h47hat: I'm in this musing & I dont like it
archand1spider: you're on the draw
just__a__penguin: > me when I get instants and sorceries in my instant and sorcery set
e_bloc: dunno whats a kiat with you
JKBalch: Any windmills in Magic?
h47hat: plural for quixote ( i dont know)
renaissance_rat: uhoh soup time
just__a__penguin: @JKBalch Ankh of Mishra
h47hat: "are ya soupin, son?"
h47hat: lmao "coward"
Omnipotrevor: More colors = better magic
e_bloc: @just__a__penguin I think some bloomburrow basics
JKBalch: @just__a__penguin Thank you, want to go joust at it with me?
just__a__penguin: I would, of course, be honored.
TheOneInquisitor: Sometimes you expect soup and then they're a reasonable three colour deck splashing one stupid mythic or something
Strebenherz: did corijames draft a deck of all kill spells
kumatsu: "No Morals" Turner, they call him
TheOneInquisitor: Not this time though they're actually soup
h47hat: no morals? okay Persephone from Kathleen's D&D game at MagicCon
Strebenherz:
so it's graham's sins and he's not even paying for them I see
Cptasparagus: Graham is her boss, you heard her, she is intimidated by authority figures. She just nodded as he picked cards.
e_bloc: more than you think
TheOneInquisitor: Cori's not going to go against the guy who signs her paychecks ignore the times she disagreed with James this stream
just__a__penguin: Wait maybe the term "quixotic" comes from Don Quixote
archand1spider: @e_bloc very few of these are real windmills lol
TheOneInquisitor: @just__a__penguin Idk seems pretty far-fetched to me
e_bloc: @archand1spider still more than i expected
Lord_Hosk: But Chat signs Cori's paychecks... The signature line is very large, and our signatures are printed VERY small.
kumatsu: "A More Mystical Place" is the euphemism I'm going to use for my wardrobe if I have kids, BUT I will never let them read Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
h47hat: momma had that phrase on wood-burning over the kitchen door
TheOneInquisitor: The fact that this set has like. Frogs that are persons and frogs that are just random frogs is so fucked tbh
e_bloc: TIL sylvan library is on the bonus sheet for SOS
Cptasparagus: @TheOneInquisitor the ol Goofy/Pluto dichotomy
Bruceski: wait for the ward
e_bloc: my deck isn't bad, it just hasn't won yet
Bruceski: they still *chose* to pay the ward, they didn't need to
JKBalch: It's a Kingdom of Cards
TheOneInquisitor: @Bruceski They had to if they wanted to draw 5, no?
Bruceski: Oh wait, the rest of Together As One
Bruceski: I forget it's not just a kill spell
archand1spider: i should take that as my reminder to do end of may things
e_bloc: literally just opened my ck order
Lord_Hosk: I know there were a couple people who were vigilantly collecting all the buttons. Are they still up to date on getting them all?
h47hat: yeeee
just__a__penguin: I guess skipping five of your opponents turns is the "impossible dream"
archand1spider: oh yeah theres a ral in this deck
lamina5432: cheez puff protection
TheOneInquisitor: This reminds me I was going to check for the edsc sleeves
Molator: taste like cheese too?
Flyingdelorion: just hope they don't have mathemagics...
Lord_Hosk: You know Dragonshield will put any art you want on your custom order... they will even put "Bump in the Night Art" by kev walker on your sleeves
Mr_Horrible: @Lord_Hosk ordering custom sleeves where the art is "500 Bump in the Nights"
EvilBadman: Night bumpin'
Lord_Hosk: Have you not seen my Bump sleeves Cori?
Mr_Horrible: presumably to deal 21 damage over the course of 4 to 7 cards
idontgetmyrealname: @Lord_Hosk ya! I have a LOT of different decks in my FFXIV character sleeves
lamina5432: does lrr still have a stockpile of bump in the night?
TheOneInquisitor: Oh boy are we going to see ral zarek ult live on tv
EvilBadman: @Lord_Hosk lol
Mr_Horrible: I need to find artwork with the proper resolution of my gaming fixations to put on a set of dragonshields
Mr_Horrible: @Lord_Hosk oh that's so perfect
JKBalch: I thought it created a seperate fractal
TheOneInquisitor: Dangit
Wormsbane: it does, they have the epic spell
LurkerSpine: tight. plays
dutchmoose: hand over that draft contender title
JKBalch: Thank you Wormsbane
Mr_Horrible: it's an intimidation tactic, we play suboptimally to psyche the opponent out
Mr_Horrible: in fairness this kept you going until I got back from groceries, so I 100% agree with the plan
TheOneInquisitor: Oh nevermind no flippity cori go get your coffee
e_bloc: Ral died for your coffee
Flyingdelorion: Well, concede and coffee?
archand1spider: this is looking rough
e_bloc: plenty of time to get coffee when you're dead
Mr_Horrible: that really seems like a hat on a hat, OP
Mr_Horrible:
dutchmoose: wow
archand1spider: rip library
Mr_Horrible: I think this library is gonna meet a similar fate as the real one
just__a__penguin: if only this were Biblioplex instead
archand1spider: @Mr_Horrible too soon
h47hat:
lamina5432: c u in an hour.
archand1spider: byeee
Mr_Horrible: they coulda been (and were) a contendah
Mr_Horrible: thoki thoki thighs club
Mr_Horrible: like the illuminated manuscript look
Mr_Horrible: he's making his own fish
Strebenherz:
EvilBadman: Ian gonna fish off the patio
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible thankfully he's skipping the creating the universe bit
Vinewood_OG: Get the tarp. The carpets were JUST cleaned!
7gorobei: ian going to harvest and dry some kelp
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc Carl Sagan's soul weeping somewhere
gualdhar: did he put it together yet?
Mr_Horrible:
gotta get the mono-white cube outta the way before pride month 
Mr_Horrible: I should bite the bullet and pick up Unbeatable
Lord_Hosk: Ian will be breeding, Hatching and growing his own fish, growing and harvesting his own seaweed, processing it and drying it into nori, but he will be taking a short cut and growing his rice from starters.
archand1spider: is angel bringing cereal?
Vinewood_OG: GARBAGE DAYYYYY
e_bloc:
followed by . . . not resident evil 
Bearudite: I still think cube league would be rad
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