CookieMom: Hey hey, how goes?
TXC2: hello CookieMom welcome to oops all Ingrid day
BrowneePointz: there are uncs older than you that do some bs. your hands'll get it with practice
AceGun_: get Nelly one of the stickers I got at CB for my badge.
Mr_Horrible: I mean you're reacting to stuff you've not seen before today, I don't think The Ingrid Gauntlet is a fair measure
TXC2: uno mas
Mr_Horrible: ooh, a Dee Jay
TXC2: Usain bolt Dee Jay
Mr_Horrible: oh I do like this outfit for him, is this the drive gear thing that dropped with the patch?
LurkerSpine: woah someone actually using drive tech wear
Mr_Horrible: damn, I thought that woulda killed
TXC2: Combo Drop in our favour!
Mr_Horrible: "Pass GO, deal 200 damage"
CookieMom: @TXC2 New character drops are llike that.
MilkInBags: do i see a dee jay in 2026
TXC2: MilkInBags sure do
Mr_Horrible: this is why Dee Jays are going extinct
rosesmcgee: ggs
Mr_Horrible: no fighting spirit
TXC2: !patreon
LurkerSpine: Dee Jay is pretty good
shendaras:
CookieMom: GG! Good to go out on a win!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Nelson
El_Zilcho22: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !store
Wolfstrike_NL: Fun Oki Oki, both I's stood for Ingrid
Mr_Horrible: good job in the Gauntlet today, Nelly
BeefcakeEmperor: Thanks for the stream, good luck this weekend Nelson!
MilkInBags: dont go as far away as you can
TXC2: !next
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MilkInBags: it's a cool game
TXC2: !events
MilkInBags: concerning
Bearudite: maybe it'll be less Ingrid Fighter 6 next week lol
Mr_Horrible: the whitest cube you've ever seen
MilkInBags: that cube can't dance
Mr_Horrible: Arma, Ravages, Cata, etc
CookieMom: Or jump
MilkInBags: nooooooo
TXC2: or jump....cause that's a blue spell
GamerCat88: thanks for da stream gg
MilkInBags: have a nice afternoon
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Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, big dogs
LurkerSpine: ggs
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Wolfstrike_NL: Have fun with riftbound
DoodlestheGreat: !next
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TheAinMAP: Title change.
Wolfstrike_NL:
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: ah, correct music for Talking Sim
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TXC2: Hello Cori
Mollylele: let's rotate the cushions
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Sorator13: ahoy!
TehAmelie: and rotate the Cori, apparently
TXC2: !store
Wolfstrike_NL: Legend of the Round chair
TehAmelie: can always use some more Arthuriana
TXC2: is in the city I used to live in
accountmadeforants: Damn
Sorator13: hand illuminated? there are dozens of people holding candles and torches for everyone who plays the game?!
aerohydra: yeah that will scare someone one day
TXC2: so James set that background eh?
Juliamon: it's no Gengar, but it's a strong contender
TXC2: I miss the Gengar background
accountmadeforants:
These 3D/in-world menus remind me of that one ARPG from the last W+P with the slow animations. 
TehAmelie: how many holy grails are there in this?
Sorator13: "welcome to my thousand year old tomb" seems like a suspiciously undead thing to say
Gekyouryuu: speaking of magic, did y'all hear that they're not doing Through the Omenpaths anymore, and it's gonna be actual factual Marvel, and they're giving you Spider-Man cards and turning the omenpaths cards you have into card styles?
Wolfstrike_NL: I think your world is greatly different from ours!
TheAinMAP:
accountmadeforants: Damn the ideal of chivalry made her spirit leave her mortal coil I get it I get it
rosesmcgee: throwing money around
MenomeAlice: Wait, I just remembered this is live and not a VOD
Boopity: How round we talkin
SquareDotCube: I think you get a largesse coffee at a fancy cafe
MenomeAlice: His ROUND...........table
Gekyouryuu: unbeknownst to many, arthur was actually an anime woman
TheAinMAP:
Sorator13: honestly, I have learned more about arthurian legend in the past minute than the sum of what I knew before
EricTheOrange: sword from the swone
aerohydra: insert monty python reference here
accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu Oh right, I read about that. Along with the fact that Excalibur actually had starship BEAM WEAPONS
SquareDotCube: (wouldn't it still be Londonrum given the era?)
Boopity: @Gekyouryuu Oh anime is most definitely capable of waifu-izing every and any historical and or mythical figure
TehAmelie: when was the space bar invented anyway?
TheAinMAP:
MenomeAlice: Vuvuzelas!
Sorator13: oh, so we're late
Mollylele: 🤘
Boopity: Oh I am loving this
accountmadeforants: Oh that's some 90's RPG UI. (Or 2000's RTS UI)
TehAmelie: was Hildegard von Blingin involved in this game?
niccus: how was his k/d/a
TXC2: SquareDotCube oh we are in full tilt anachronism stew here, clearly 13th century armour, yet there's talk of Saxon raids like it's the 6th century
accountmadeforants: I understand what you meant by "real music" now
accountmadeforants: This lady is putting her whole ass into that voice
EricTheOrange: "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
accountmadeforants: Oh I do not like right click being "forward"
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MenomeAlice: @EricTheOrange *kicks you in the mud*
TehAmelie: to be precise, the sword in the stone and the one lobbed from the lady of the lake are two different swords
TXC2: we all have to come to terms with not being the rightful heir of England
johnnylongtorso: let's start smaller, maybe with a dagger stuck in some really stale bread
Sorator13: @TXC2 well, not quite *all* of us. Just most of us.
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie No, no, Caliburn was the doctor.
TXC2: it is a French legend (kinda)
EricTheOrange: I appreciate what their trying here but using 3D models feels kinda off with this aesthetic
EricTheOrange: Like the paper cutouts of scriptorium looks better
MenomeAlice: @TXC2 The thing is about being British, is that everything British has essentially come from everywhere but Britain
EricTheOrange: the first touchy
accountmadeforants: @johnnylongtorso And from there, we can move on to a knife stuck in some really cold compound butter.
accountmadeforants: Really streeeeeetch those hexagons
TXC2:
MenomeAlice and that's the way we like it 
Boopity: @EricTheOrange Yeah. I think it'd work if they stylized the 3D a bit more with lighting and shaders; maybe lowered the fps on the animations to make them look more hand-drawn
MenomeAlice: @TXC2 I tell a lie, we created The Crystal Maze because we didn't want to pay the licensing fees for Fort Boyard. That's the one true British thing.
accountmadeforants: @Boopity This is what the 3D Guilty Gear games do. The games are 60 FPS but the characters are animated closer to 20 (and sometimes lower, for effect). (And they're all keyframes, no tweening.)
TehAmelie: judging by the bottom bar, we have the option of loving the enemy to death
TXC2:
MenomeAlice 
accountmadeforants:
Real time calculations of basic arithmetic
EricTheOrange: @MenomeAlice I'm will to wager a small ammount that at least stonehenge does at least come from the british. most everything else is either romans, french, or normans.
MenomeAlice: @EricTheOrange There's been contention on the source of the rocks
TehAmelie: i heard the other day the standing stone circle thing was invented in Orkney, so that's basically Scottish, right?
TehAmelie: *looks up Orkney* oh, it is
TheMerricat: depends on your definition of light.
TXC2: Stonehenge is Celtic, now Celtic = British is a WHOLE other debate
RatherLargeToad: Large S
MenomeAlice: She brings us love! Get her!
TehAmelie: can't we start small, like regular king of Britain?
Sorator13: Maybe... maybe talk to someone about those dreams of death. That's probably not healthy.
johnnylongtorso: @Sorator13 the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
TehAmelie: come to think, i believe Ireland alone in the middle ages had around 300 kings at any given time. so maybe we need a high king to make sense of anything
MenomeAlice: He doesn't need a LADY to be brave
TXC2:
I like how we're talking about London, like Winchester wasn't the capital of the Kingdom of Wessex/ England at the time 
TehAmelie: do you get an extra knight if you are a knight?
johnnylongtorso: use your blinker
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 We're always forgotten here. On the bright side, it does mean it's still a small and pleasant city to be a weirdo in.
MenomeAlice: Oh shit, they've discovered perspective
TehAmelie: ah, the armchair duelists
TXC2: FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving indeed, lived there all my life until I moved last September
TXC2:
TehAmelie well you get a squire, which like a baby knight
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 Oh, cripes! We may be nodding acquaintances!
Sorator13:
@TXC2 I know what you mean, but I do enjoy "I lived there all my life until I didn't"
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Heh
johnnylongtorso: it's missionary position practice
TXC2:
Sorator13 yeah, if someone said that, my Grandad would add "all your life, so far"
Sorator13: @TXC2 ha!
TehAmelie: leg-o-meat, my favorite meal
johnnylongtorso: if only they had a way to hide that meat inside a wall
CaptainSpam: Well, he's busy eating a turkey leg. I don't stare at every person who walks by me when I'm eating comically huge medieval food.
kusinohki: meows
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
johnnylongtorso: I'm no historian but I don't think medieval England had a lot of turkeys
CaptainSpam: "What's your name?" "You want my name?!? HAVE AT YOU!"
TehAmelie: this is the end of the world. please turn back.
CaptainSpam: "Hey, is this your car?" "My car?!? HAVE AT YOU!"
kusinohki: londinium? why does that sound like a made up element??
johnnylongtorso: population 300!
TXC2: "can I have your name please?" "why? is yours no good?"
Sorator13: does Basil sell any herbs? Such as basil?
MenomeAlice: I see London was still a shithole 1000 years ago
TehAmelie: i understand opinions are divided how London was created. it was somewhere between 5 and 50 cities that expanded into each other?
johnnylongtorso: just wait until Reform UK finds out about you
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TehAmelie Yeah, it's mush. One settlement absorbed a lot of others. It's still in progress.
TXC2: TehAmelie more or less yeah, the is THE city of London (also know as London Square mile) but the wider metro area just kept getting bigger and bigger and added other towns and villages
kusinohki: london just ate all the smaller surrounding cities, much like that book/movie where the cities were giant mech tanks and I can't remember the title now...
TehAmelie: The City We Became
Boopity: Oh the horror
Sorator13: anything but short sleeves!!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Of course, The City of London (with those caps) is a very strange entity. The Corporation of The City of London is a freaky political entity of it's own.
MenomeAlice: Damsel, you're just ahead of fashion trends
RatherLargeToad: 🎵Damsel with short sleeves, short sleeves, short sleeves. Damsel with the short sleeves on🎵
kusinohki: the right to bare shoulders hasn't been invented yet...
SquareDotCube: were they green perchance?
Boopity: She needs them sleeves! Her cards are at risk of being damaged!
johnnylongtorso: I shall write a glorious song about it, it will be called "Bluesleeves"!
maclaglen: Fabric is a valuable commodity?
TehAmelie: now i can't stop thinking of Sgt Fisher in Hot Fuzz who's apparently never heard of "Lendon"
CaptainSpam: You find her sleeves, and it turns out she's got a LOT of playing cards hidden in them. "Ah, no wonder you wanted them back so badly!"
Sorator13: alas, my dress, but you do me wrong, to desleeve me so discourteously. For I have worn you so long, delighting in your clothery. Sleeves, sleeves were all my joy, sleeves, sleeves were my delight. Sleeves were my heart of joy, and who but my lovely sleeves.
niccus: she can get sleeves at 5% off at dragonshi-
TXC2: niccus smooth
TXC2: !dragonshield
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TehAmelie You might enjoy watching League of Gentlemen and learning of the mythical status of Swansea
TehAmelie: but do they sell greensleeves?
CaptainSpam:
Curse you, niccus. 
kusinohki: trying to remember the advert of greater than games sleeves "you won't see the improvement!" (something like that)
TehAmelie: oh no, the word sleeves has lost meaning for me now
johnnylongtorso: I'm afraid Tide won't be invented for several centuries
Sorator13: like, you may need to change to a different dress for today
Boopity: What do you mean dirty? They were _just_ laundered
maclaglen: greensleeves, cleansleeves, meansleeves
kusinohki: clean sleeves is the weird al parody song...
TehAmelie: that's "semantic satiation," or, "when you realize words don't really mean anything but we have to pretend they do"
TXC2:
60 pennies, or 5 shillings, would like a month's pay
kusinohki: do they still have half-pennies at this time??
johnnylongtorso: how many groats is that?
TXC2: kusinohki they'd have quarter pennies in this time
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @kusinohki Then, yes. I was using them to buy biscuits at school on the early eighties when they were finally discontinued.
Boopity: Imagine if you skipped this sidequest, and then later in the game there's a bard NPC somewhere singing about the damsel with no sleeves
TehAmelie: @TXC2 a knight is worth 100 commoners, economically
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Half-penny being pronounced "hape-knee" when I was using them.
TehAmelie: i'm now learning we're married
Boopity: @TehAmelie Hate it when that happens
TXC2:
TehAmelie yeah, I guess I was thinking of the wages of a worker, not a knight, so maybe we're loaded?
TehAmelie: *checking my quest log for a spouse*
TehAmelie: nope, that was just in the game ;(
TXC2: "why didn't you tell me we were married?" "bit too personal that, don't you think?"
Boopity: I'm not sure if suddenly finding out you had a spouse this whole time would be nice or horrifying
TXC2:
honestly it would depend on the spouse
MenomeAlice: Merlin's in the bath
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MenomeAlice: Can't Program Horses
Juliamon: this game has some extremely good horses
TehAmelie: those horses covered in cloth seems like cheating
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Hmm, dunno. I've been spoiled by Horsey Game.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I like the stripey horses that eat meat.
johnnylongtorso: horse jumpsuits
TehAmelie: if i've learned anything from Heroes of Might and Magic, you're supposed to run around and hit them from the back so you get more charging length
TehAmelie: somehow i thought the round table had some kind of share economy
johnnylongtorso: they use the horse-based cryptocurrency, bitcoin
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: "The peasants are revolting!" "That's because you taxed them so much thqat they couldn't afford to heat a bath."
Boopity:
Good thing the concept of unionizing doesn't exist yet
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TXC2: hello Raiders
johnnylongtorso: socialism will not be invented for 500 years or so
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Boopity Oh, it did. Heavily armoured guys with swords made it a risky proposition, requiring access to more swords.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: See guilds
silenceaux: Dishonourable, to gang up on an unarmed man like this
TXC2: we didn't have unions, we had chopping the local lord's head off, tended to get results one way or the other
MenomeAlice: @TXC2 Plenty of onions though
silenceaux: Seems a little bloodthirsty
TXC2: MenomeAlice indeed, and turnips
johnnylongtorso: kick him in the grill!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @silenceaux Yes, but effective. Pike futures are looking pretty good these days.
Boopity: I-Impossible! You're telling me unions aren't just some modern hoo-ha invented because people are too lazy to work nowadays!? /s
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: heh
johnnylongtorso: unc isn't washed
TehAmelie: what's so awesome about two guys beating up one guy, i ask ya
silenceaux: Oh, this is where we're going with this. I understand now
Sorator13: Oh, yknow, I think I know a place where we could find a sword
johnnylongtorso: @Sorator13 the mall?
Sorator13: @johnnylongtorso A gas station in Florida!
TXC2: Florida?! not worth it
SymphonySolstice: Linerm Ski- yeah
Boopity: Oh shit he's about to make chips
dolphgrim: He sounds so sickly! 😧
ballesta25: British fries
SquareDotCube: no no, chips, not fries
RatherLargeToad: chips
TXC2: sailed to Chile at a time when Saxons are invading to get potatoes
dolphgrim: @ballesta25 Is that because they hold them with their feet and not their hands?
Boopity:
johnnylongtorso: frites
SymphonySolstice: everyone take your back medicine
RatherLargeToad: invent tots
SquareDotCube: curly style!
CaptainSpam: Gotta get dem curly fries.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Potato history is fascinating. There are some really wild spud events.
Boopity: God, I love how versatile potatoes are
NorthstarTex: the world's first arby's
johnnylongtorso: horsey sauce made from real horses
MenomeAlice: He's either going to invent chips, or chips
spethycakes: tornado potatoes!
SquareDotCube: Welcome to Sir Arby's
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SymphonySolstice: We Have Thy Meats
SquareDotCube: icon is a ten gallon great helmet
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @johnnylongtorso To be fair, a horse steak with potatoes is a pretty good meal.
TXC2: Horse meat is called kicker by the way
TehAmelie: funny story, king Frederick of Prussia saved his people from a famine with reverse psychology, tricking them into eating the disfavored potato by telling them commoners weren't allowed
Boopity: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving I mean... I've been led to believe horses are incredibly fragile and _will_ not recover if they break something. At that point, might as well make use of it
SquareDotCube: yup that's a mandrake alright
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TehAmelie This is one of the best historic examples of Granny Weatherwax headology.
dolphgrim: A me tree?😮
spethycakes: @SquareDotCube truly confirming that anything involving Drake can be considered the Dark Ages
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Boopity Right? They're made of a vast amount of meat.
Boopity:
Also did we find out why there were feathers all over the building? Not sure if I dissociated when that was discussed
TheMerricat: @Boopity They can't heal leg issues due to not being able to take the weight off of the injured leg. Even with modern veterinary tech, they are never the same after they hurt their legs.
SquareDotCube: Why is Arthur debating with a pig and donkey
johnnylongtorso: we're halfway to a political cartoon
TXC2: we taught the animals communism, and NOTHING went wrong.
Boopity: @TheMerricat Damn, that's rough
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TheMerricat One day the Japanese will extend their research into exoskeletons for the elderly to old nags.
johnnylongtorso: why are the trees artichokes
Sorator13: poor doggo; we just tied a rope around its neck and got it cursed
Sorator13: @Boopity well, it's an esplumoir, which probably explains it. but I don't know what an esplumoir is.
MenomeAlice: Plume for feather, boudoir for bedroom
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Now I come to think about it, a horse absolutely has enough muscle to use a passive prosthetic . . .
TXC2: apparently it's a cage for songbirds when they molt
TehAmelie: ah. an esplumoir is "a cage where a songbird is locked away at the time of moulting." maybe that's less interesting than what we imagined
KeytarCat: Turns out Esplumoir is a Merlin base, with something to do with metamorphosis into birds.
TXC2: FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving problem is that wouldn't work for a racing horse, and a working horse probably wouldn’t be able to do enough to justify the cost.
Boopity: @KeytarCat Uhh, is the old man about to get Kafka'd?
KeytarCat: ope, I only found the merlin connection. sounded like a one-record word
TehAmelie: the narrator is so extra and i love her
Sorator13: @KeytarCat Same
Boopity: The narrator is a delight
RatherLargeToad: they’re actually vampires. must count
Sorator13: They wiggle their butts before pouncing?
Sorator13: oh hey, a sword!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 That's exactly what I was thinking about. I have a thoroughly nasty cousin who is obsessed with horses and some of the things they say are as cold as a witch's tit.
TXC2: FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving oh I'll bet
Boopity: Lol skill issue
Sorator13: oh, sorry, I spilled some super glue in there
Sorator13: oops
RatherLargeToad: He has the power!
johnnylongtorso: sweet, free sword
NorthstarTex: cool sword!
Sorator13: "virulent" sure is an adjective
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: this stone drops a sweet katana
ContingentCat: sweet
NorthstarTex: at least a random woman in a lake didn't just give it to him
Boopity: I wonder if, for the narrator, they seeked out someone who is firstly a singer, and just asked "you wanna narrate our game"?
spethycakes:
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 This is someone who moved to the ROI so they could afford to keep horses. They like to bash "economic migrants" and paired off with a biker C.H.U.K who is involved in thuggish nativism (right?!) there.
TehAmelie: epÃologue? we haven't even had a commercial break yet
RatherLargeToad: I do like hiking
johnnylongtorso: BAA
spethycakes: @Boopity It seems like they sought out someone with a background in Early Music
TXC2: right chat I'm off
MenomeAlice: You don't even get to play the Siege of Leodegrance!?
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
ContingentCat: exactly what it says on the tin
Boopity: Good night @TXC2 !
johnnylongtorso: Pear 513?!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 'night
Boopity: @spethycakes They definitely sound like they got the sauce
KeytarCat: I need to. shower
SymphonySolstice: I think it was just the epilogue of that part
spethycakes: @Boopity the game's site says the narrator/singer is the artistic director of the Boston Camerata
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TehAmelie: ah, it was but mere wishful thinking she was Hildegard von Blingin'
Boopity: @spethycakes Ohhhh, oh that's awesome
spethycakes: I personally had wondered whether it was someone associated with the Baltimore Consort (some of my faves), but not in this case! Early music performance is so inspiring, as there is so much individual interpretation and guesswork involved
TehAmelie: why not go with the good old' pig fold formation? (that's a plowbill with the best guy in front, the second and third best behind him and so on)
TehAmelie: (probably not a great formation for riding knights)
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie:
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I get the impression that cavalry charges only really work as wedges to put defenders in disarray for following ingantry
TehAmelie: i dunno, they conquered all of Sweden with 16 guys on horses when the opposition didn't have any horses one time
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Fair point
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Boopity: Same, enemies, same
SquareDotCube: no quarter rules then
TehAmelie: (true story, as far as i know)
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spethycakes: cowardice is stored in the boules, I hear
TehAmelie: so we gotta short-put their boules into the sea
SquareDotCube: that man will regret wearing his lucky headband today
Mikkofier: nothing personnel
Boopity:
Boopity: Ouchie
Boopity:
Not the tutorial for a mechanic when our guy just insta died
SymphonySolstice: don't get headbutted by that guy
Boopity: That guy would be an absolute menace at a metal concert
TehAmelie: hmm what is the name of that silly movie with the medieval knights and Queen doing "We will rock you"?
realbadatthis_: knights tale
TehAmelie: ah, i had absolutely forgotten
KeytarCat: coyote time death
Boopity:
It's the "head -6" message that gets me
TehAmelie: seems apropos somehow. maybe these knights would watch it on movie night
Boopity: "I'm fine" *head -6* "oh nevermind"
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Movie nights for knights is very Charles Stross
TehAmelie: hehe
KeytarCat: that knight seems to be getting a lot of fatigue. What does that...do?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Tired bones? Savage chafing?
Boopity: Excellent voice acting
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: You need serious underwear for plate.
Boopity:
Boopity: Talk about typecasting
Boopity: Oh, whoa, that's neat
johnnylongtorso: but you don't have to take my word for it
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It does amuse me that Arthurian lwgwnd is all from people getting weird about a French poem.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: *legend
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: You can visit "The Round Table" at the top of my high street
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RebekahWSD: D:
RatherLargeToad: Did someone invite Herod?
Boopity: Oh no, this is a prophecy moment
ghyllnox: Yeah because that'll work
v_nome: "hero"
Boopity: We all know those always turn out the way we think they will
Boopity: MERLIN
ghyllnox: Please, please, make your evil plan as uncomplicated as possible
SquareDotCube: Noah's Really Big Cradle
RatherLargeToad: you can’t kill babies! At least wait until they’re annoying teenagers
v_nome: "Sir, what if we just stab them?" "No, we're doing the boat thing."
KeytarCat: surely none will survive and be resentful
RatherLargeToad: babies do love to party
Boopity:
Boopity: "Please come to our lavish party. Also don't forget to bring your baby"
Boopity: BOAT BOAT BOAT
SquareDotCube: is this how you fight aristocracy
Boopity: This is absolutely not the direction I was expecting this game to take
TheAinMAP:
RatherLargeToad: why are we wasting a perfectly fine boat?
Boopity: @RatherLargeToad For the drama and opulence
spethycakes: that is horrifying
spethycakes: Merlin? more like Murderlin
RatherLargeToad: tired? time for a hot springs episode then, I guess
niccus: just merlin' some kids
SquareDotCube: oh just a typical wolves problem
RatherLargeToad: She controls the Wolf King? She sounds dope!
Boopity: "Too late, sister, I've drawn myself as the fair maiden and you as the evil witch"
spethycakes: sisters, verily
DMGlol: oh moodswings on the schedule neat
Gekyouryuu: ooooh, Mood Swings on Wednesday? neato
DMGlol:
KeytarCat:
mood swings? nah, i'm just a little down this week 
KeytarCat: aside from, you know, being chained to a wall
Boopity: Steal the cupboard
Boopity:
SquareDotCube: We get there and it's like, Wolfpack from LEGO Castle
Boopity: uhhhh
Boopity: Gasp
Boopity:
Amazing
otakon17: these animations are surprisingly fluid
ArtDecoSunburn: @SquareDotCube That would be pretty great. Those were some nifty plastic hoods.
otakon17: I want a lego RPG
ArtDecoSunburn: @otakon17 They made a LEGO RPG board game line for a few years. Heroica? It was essentially "Hero Quest" with Legos.
otakon17: What dat dog doing.
ArtDecoSunburn: The wolves are conveniently color-coded.
Juliamon: Wolf King cast: Awoo
e_bloc: it doot be like that
3 raiders from Shurtal have joined!
TheAinMAP: Turns out wolves have a wolf king.
n3ther:
GasCityGaming: First stream watching back from vacation and it's turn based medieval tapestry(?) And I think I love it.
Boopity: These wolves are chonky
Boopity: Grail go brrrr
Boopity: H-Have we been hitting these wolves with our sheaths this whole time?
n3ther: this game has a neat aesthetic
Boopity: Ahhh ok
Boopity:
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TheAinMAP:
n3ther:
Boopity:
That boat story intermission was wild
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Sushi From "Scratch") at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (56m from now).
spethycakes: Thanks for stream!
n3ther: that resident evil game seems interesting. looking forward to it
Boopity: Thank you for the stream!
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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