Friday Night Paper Fight || 4 Player Mono White FFA Cube Night

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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question, wanna watch LRR draft another 4-Player Cube by Wheeler? Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
 thraximore: I see
 e_bloc: !card plains
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
 thraximore: wowie
 thraximore: !card snow-covered plains
  LRRbot: Snow-Covered Plains | Basic Snow Land — Plains |
 TehAmelie: 
  Juliamon: !cardview onlrrSIG
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 lightfut: Magic: the gathering
 dutchmoose: rotating blue light
  Juliamon: !cardview on
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 exeJayce: howdy friends, time for another day of fun and hopefully no one will accidentally dox themselves LMAO
 e_bloc: should see a lot of plains, especially since Serge isn't here
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ancienthangover: cube cube cube
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on the Friday Night Paper Fight Wheeler, Adam, Cori, and James are drafting a mono white cube and then playing a 4-player free for all game! | We did this with a mono red cube back in February and it was a blast! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116660594698436039
FatefulWaffle: Milk cube milk cube
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 wolphiron: Wow that's a pretty intro!
 TehAmelie: aloha
 mrjujubeans: oh hai
 katy_didnt: hiii!!
 A_Dub888: that time?
 wolphiron: Wheeler that's rude
smurfomancer: Just in time!!
powerflapjack: Adam I would like to thank you for your sacrifice of not playing the new POE2 season
Sealtest: I SPILLED MY MILK! THANKS ADAM!
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 exeJayce: hi everyone!
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 e_bloc: people would rather tech a stream than take therapy
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: me?  a viewer?
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 Wolfstrike_NL: Not me, other chatters surely
  Juliamon: Two days to go!
jwholla: i'm going i'm going
 wolphiron: Stop trying to scare us Wheeler 😭😭
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I want that button, but I don’t need anything from CK at the moment
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “need”
powerflapjack: goddammit adam
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 letsbelgo: lolol
 e_bloc: gottem
itira: 
 exeJayce: my prime thingy becomes available today but idk if it's end of day or not since I can't toggle it yet, let's go prime I must do the thing
archand1spider: crazy
Voidhawk42: Inflation bites
 Dog_of_Myth: I did it
Morrigan9: boston wheeler, cahds
 wolphiron: @exeJayce Sometimes it's also about the day your sub expires
 e_bloc: lets slow the roll
 PhorrestGaze: 5 euro
Stardackk: wheeler inflation
mattarrera: maybe ¥750?
 exeJayce: it says the 29th which is today so there's that
 TehAmelie: if i meet Wheeler he's getting 5 kronor
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: next Mail Time package I send, I should include a fiver for wheeler
 wolphiron: I thought this is mono white???
 Desdae: That was February?! 😱
 lamina5432: and nothing went wrong
 ghizmou: how many armageddons are in this cube
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's going to be harder for Adam to blow up all of James' lands this time.
  RayFK: Wheeler and his willy
  RayFK: You're welcome Cori
 flatluigi: give wheeler's willy five dollars
 wolphiron: @RayFK Shhhh, that's between Wheeler and his partner(s)
 RatherLargeToad: Wil E Coyote
 Lord_Hosk: Walls
 HadesLeprechaun: I love the jerk synergies
 flatluigi: if you do yorion do you have to make two separate decks
Sealtest: no armageddon? wheeler hates fun
 e_bloc: and one copy of gloom
 Mindfire13: A mono-black FFA cube with a bunch of "Each player loses X life" cards could be interesting (with fast-ish games as well)
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 thraximore: 
 TheWriterAleph: shots fiiiired
chaos5896: love u Wheeler
itira: 
 Wolfstrike_NL:   
 wolphiron: LOL. Wheeler wasted paper to prove a point
 n3ther: you can check who people follow? news to me
 thraximore: 
 MegaDosX: "Why does that keep happening?"
d4rthf4der: i like magic
 circusofkirkus: Is the translation guide for all the English copies, translating them to German?
 MegaDosX: @circusofkirkus That would be an excellent bit
 ContingentCat: Haben ze Google translate? Ya
 Trentchh: cool format idea
 undecided44: Ja! Ein grosse bier, bitte.
 MegaDosX: Outstanding
 n3ther: should've been French
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Legendary Creature-Dog
Voidhawk42: Hund
 Natedogg2: But it doesn't *do* anything! // No, it *does* nothing.
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 wolphiron: @n3ther Lol, some of the LRR crew cannot remember their French 😂
 Dog_of_Myth: Get that dog in the draft
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 Dog_of_Myth: Ooooo
 Vinewood_OG: Dooooom!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ITS MAHVEL BAYBEEE
 Trentchh: I need new deadpool
 Dog_of_Myth: Going to take you for ride
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They call me Doctor Oom.
 MegaDosX: Doctor Mood
 RatherLargeToad: I say thee, Yay!
 Vinewood_OG: Doctor Whomst?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hes so pringles etc etc
 Micalovits: Damn, Doctor Oom is the greatest healer name
powerflapjack: surgically targeted at the entire table
  LRRbot: Hoofprints of the Stag [1W] | Kindred Enchantment — Elemental | Whenever you draw a card, you may put a hoofprint counter on this enchantment. / {2}{W}, Remove four hoofprint counters from this enchantment: Create a 4/4 white Elemental creature token with flying. Activate only during your turn.
dpj2009: Streamers without the ego
 flatluigi: this is pick 2 right
 wolphiron: @MegaDosX Is he the mirror image of Dr Doom, since they're spelled backwards? 😂
  Juliamon: I think uh... I think the cheat sheet is getting read
TeaGarrison: resto druid superiority.
 flatluigi: make sure you're on your colors everyone
 lamina5432: there might still be land destruction today
 CaptainSpam: Ooo, does this mean after the set's released, we'll also have a functionally identical but copyright-friendly version on Arena?
dpj2009: I just want solitude and mom
 e_bloc: !hoofprints of the stag
justalog96: +2
kynelwynn: Boo Wheeler, boo
 flatluigi: -1
 e_bloc: !card hoofprints of the stag
  LRRbot: Hoofprints of the Stag [1W] | Kindred Enchantment — Elemental | Whenever you draw a card, you may put a hoofprint counter on this enchantment. / {2}{W}, Remove four hoofprint counters from this enchantment: Create a 4/4 white Elemental creature token with flying. Activate only during your turn.
 darkcyril: @Juliamon At least someone's reading it.
itira: very good wheeler
CypherRaze: Adam looking at his pack while thinking "I should've slammed that Regal Orb into my chest piece earlier"
powerflapjack: +1.5
 e_bloc: throwback
Voidhawk42: Anyone who doesn't say Kramer is lying
ThorSokar: well, ya see
 dolphgrim: +2
 flatluigi: -2
 lamina5432: -0.1
 couchboyj: Resto Druids are HoT
dpj2009: Will we see equipment?
 flatluigi: @Voidhawk42 i have bad news about his cator
 MegaDosX: The hole cube?
 flatluigi: actor*
 wolphiron: When you cube draft, how many cards can you keep and how many do you pass each time?
niccus: is white open?
 Dog_of_Myth: + π
 e_bloc: worried about the collation of colors in this draft
 Lord_Hosk: I hate women because they are course, and rough and they get everywhere.
  Juliamon: wolphiron Depends on the cube
 theworldsmith1: ±2
  LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
dpj2009: !card real nasty
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ankhomeg: Not that card wheeler
justalog96: the nodes
 wolphiron: @Juliamon TY! I am learning how to Magic via these streams
 Dog_of_Myth: Get em with the nodes
  LRRbot: Always Watching [1WW] | Enchantment | Nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
 thraximore: drop of honey
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
  LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
Voidhawk42: Heck yeah Hikori
 wolphiron: Lol Cori
powerflapjack: +2 Cori
 e_bloc: 22 minutes in
DMGlol: clearly everyone else is taking all the non white cards
chaos5896: hey guys, i think white is open
 KWardJenx: Cori, already in the lead
 wolphiron: @DMGlol Lol
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 wolphiron: @chaos5896 Y'all need to stop before I laugh myself sick
 flatluigi: @wolphiron generally limited is three packs; you open your first pack, pick one, pass the rest of the cards. pack 2 gets passed the opposite direction, and pack 3 back the first direction
 e_bloc: god give me the confidence of a mediocre white mythic
dpj2009: Crickets
Voidhawk42: the only problem with this kind of cube, is my default strat of "when in doubt take lands" doesn't work
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 flatluigi: this is a 'pick 2' draft which is a relatively recent thing; lets you pick cards with synergy out of the same pack and is useful if you're playing with less than a full table
chaos5896: @wolphiron laughing so hard you might...white out?
sirtintly: you turn them sideways Adam
 wolphiron: @flatluigi Ah, thank you for the insight! It explains what I saw during Friday Nights skits during cubes
 Mai_Andra: That's what the translation sheet is for. 
 A_Dub888: Is it a Healing Salve?
 wolphiron: @chaos5896 Okay, that one actually got me to laugh out loud instead of giggling in my mind
dpj2009: Serra Angel
 e_bloc: is it a deep fried skull
 mrjujubeans: vegetaaales
 Lord_Hosk: This is a no outside lands cube... We should have mentioned that at the start... you have to draft all your lands.
 Lord_Hosk: 
 wolphiron: What's white lands again? Tundra?
jwholla: my brain is tired. i was wondering why adam is seeing all the same cards cori just saw
 e_bloc: what about indoor lands, like caves?
 Darkstorm257: @wolphiron Plains
 wolphiron: @Darkstorm257 Aw, but those aren't white c;
 A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk It's a cube that disses the Outside Lands Music Festival?
8 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
 mrjujubeans: @jwholla they’re colluding 
 mistycloud21: Wonder if Balance is in the cube
 TheAinMAP:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya raiders
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
 wolphiron: Xenophobic cube: no outside lands
  Foxmar320: 
Spades_Slicc: from strixhaven or secrets of strixhaven?
Spades_Slicc: At least Cori appreciates the robot bird
 A_Dub888: @Spades_Slicc inb4 Adam bolts it
sirtintly: be sure to sort your colors
 wolphiron:   
Spades_Slicc: @A_Dub888 the famous whitning bolt
Spades_Slicc: sunlance
 Lord_Hosk: I hope this cube has both old and new Gideon, both the destroyer of worlds and just some kid with a big knife
dpj2009: Let's see who the premier white player is
 wolphiron: @Lord_Hosk Wait I thought your comment about the lands meant you made the deck!
  Juliamon: wolphiron Since you're new, I'll let you in on a secret: never listen to anything Hosk says
 Lord_Hosk: Nope, just trying to keep the conversation going in chat while they stare intently at their cards
 wolphiron: @dpj2009 I had the thought the other players would have paint thrown on them, like in the music video for "white lights" (opening theme of "Tales of Zestiria")
 Lord_Hosk: @Juliamon Except when im being serious
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon Trust Hosk selectively
jwholla: everyone is locked in for the draft
Spades_Slicc: chat am i cooked that i recognized grafted wargear from the art
Spades_Slicc: i've never played it
 wolphiron: @Juliamon 😂 okay thanks
 raulghoulia: @Spades_Slicc if you are than I am
JinaMahavira: The only thing I am certain Hosk has made is more Hosks
 wolphiron: @Lord_Hosk Serious or Sirius??
 Dog_of_Myth: @Spades_Slicc It's cool art so no
DarkSVermoth: i thought that was "MONO WHITE FREE" and i was very confused because of all the cards were white
sirtintly: i played it so i knew the wargear art intimately
 thraximore: !card hoofprints of the stag
  LRRbot: Hoofprints of the Stag [1W] | Kindred Enchantment — Elemental | Whenever you draw a card, you may put a hoofprint counter on this enchantment. / {2}{W}, Remove four hoofprint counters from this enchantment: Create a 4/4 white Elemental creature token with flying. Activate only during your turn.
 lamina5432: I miss grafted wargear
 flatluigi: it's too bad cori learned to draw a horse
 flatluigi: had to retire the stream
jwholla: whats the best horse in magic
 adept_nekomancer: This is white though... a perfect time for "Can Cast Horses Club"
 A_Dub888: !card shadowfax
  LRRbot: Shadowfax, Lord of Horses [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Horse [4/4] | Horses you control have haste. / Whenever Shadowfax attacks, you may put a creature card with lesser power from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.
 wolphiron: @DarkSVermoth I only know the cards are white bc 1. The sleeves and 2. The name of the video
 Dog_of_Myth: Shadowfax
ancienthangover: hell yeah basri, too bad his aetherdrift card was dogwater
sirtintly: it's the fake stone
 raulghoulia: Catastrophe
 oatmilkjesus: Genuinely thought Adam didn't know what mind stone did for a second
 lamina5432: didn't new horse drop last set?
powerflapjack: @ancienthangover babysteps, they remembered basri existed
 wolphiron: @adept_nekomancer Cori name your deck please?
ancienthangover: @powerflapjack true, i'll take what i can get from wizards these days
 Lord_Hosk: In Star Control 2 Sirius is the closest star to Sol, its lokated at 254x178
 Lord_Hosk: Lokated?  located
jwholla: trying to find the card in the printout when you dont know its english name is really funny
 wolphiron: C in English, yes
JinaMahavira: ooo Star Control
jwholla: i wanna see the meld thing go off
  Juliamon: we were just mentioning Star Control 2 during Chillpoint!
archand1spider: I havent been paying attention: is there a prison strategy
 wolphiron: Lokated might be what happens when Loki locks onto you. You cannot escape his mischief
 JKBalch: Wheeler put quite some thought into organizing the translations
powerflapjack: oh hell yeah yosei
 wolphiron: @JKBalch That why he pwned the person demanding a translation guide
 Dog_of_Myth: !card Thalia's lieutenant
  LRRbot: Thalia's Lieutenant [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Human you control. / Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
powerflapjack: *barks in japanese*
jwholla: how many basic plains did you sleeve up for this cube?
 NeoKevlar: Oh, degree? From premodern?
 couchboyj: *Scooby doo voice*  Rime a 2/2
 wolphiron: @lord_hosk chat is v alive, I haven't been able to leave to go play a game bc y'all fascinating and fun c:
 ArtDecoSunburn: What's the origin of the German card printing gag? Why did Wheeler start collecting printings in that language?
 gualdhar: Adam's so brave
 lamina5432: beej's vasaline probably helped
 NeoKevlar: Anyone know if there's a Circle of Protection: White in this list?
powerflapjack: @ArtDecoSunburn He just likes them
 thraximore: @ArtDecoSunburn cool
  Juliamon: !decks
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JinaMahavira: That's the spirit Wheeler
 Lord_Hosk: @Juliamon And I missed it!  Stupid kids doctors appointments... NEVER AGAIN
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Wait, so there was truth to Wheeler having a vault of cards from Friday Nights skits???
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powerflapjack: @wolphiron yes.
 Lord_Hosk: Grogu is the child
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NeoKevlar: God damnit, Circle of Protection: White isn't in this cube. It would be HILARIOUS (and really bad for the cube)
Omnipotrevor: Is it a worse name than Yaddle?
 flatluigi: i'm not sure if wheeler has completed his collection of one of every card in the game but he's at least very close
 wolphiron: @flatluigi That's wild
powerflapjack: @NeoKevlar it'd be fine, disenchant exists
 Lord_Hosk: @Omnipotrevor Would you have preferred Yodet
 raulghoulia: who here also listening to jastz?
 exeJayce: LRR really out here being a welcome distraction from my CPhT studying, god I love y'all
 flatluigi: !card minas tirith
  LRRbot: Minas Tirith | Legendary Land | Minas Tirith enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you attacked with two or more creatures this turn.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @flatluigi Aren't there a few cards connected with older tournaments for which there are very few copies? And some internal company promos? Are any of those permitted in play?
   LoadingReadyRun: @Lord_Hosk  I was lementing that Toys for Bob got too successful with Spyro and Skylanders to go back to more Star Control 
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 exeJayce: Toys for Bob did so well with Spyro! I loved it
powerflapjack: @ArtDecoSunburn all vintage legal copies
 flatluigi: @ArtDecoSunburn i mean, yeah, there's some one offs that there's only one of in the world. it's probably more accurate to say his collection is of all cards legal in canadian highlander
 ArtDecoSunburn: @flatluigi That seems like a nice collection to have. A nice goal.
 flatluigi: i mean, i'd believe it
 NeoKevlar: i just got here, are they making 2 decks like the monored cube, or just 1 deck
 thraximore: he owns Deb Thomas
 flatluigi: two decks neo
 NeoKevlar: Neat!
 NeoKevlar: Thanks
 wolphiron: Question: if you have a group who is vouched for, would it be better to learn Commander with a nice group of people than to start learning Magic by playing Standard?
jwholla: i looked up the german version of minas tirith, you''ll never guess its name
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'm almost there in collecting all the card variations for the dead TCG I collect. Luckily I picked a cheap one.
powerflapjack: @wolphiron no, it's still easier to start with 1v1
 MegaDosX: That's OK, neither do we
 NeoKevlar: its been doing that for AGES parabellum
 ParaBellumInk: @NeoKevlar And I only just realized
onecelt: He's right, I'm not watching
 wolphiron: @powerflapjack Any format in particular?
 e_bloc: I'm a bot
 letsbelgo: Im not even listening
ThorSokar: true, I am mostly listening
 gualdhar: I'm a bot viewer for the ad revenue!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @jwholla Minasburg-Tirithstein?
powerflapjack: @wolphiron limited
 flatluigi: @wolphiron the best way to learn mtg is with whatever people you can play with irl. commander can be complicated but if it's with patient people that you can learn with, you're good
 MegaDosX: I'm a collective hallucination of all the people at the table
 flatluigi: i would not recommend learning by playing limited lol
sirtintly: 9 plains and 8 plains
 rosesmcgee: It's hard to watch and play POE2 at the same time.
jwholla: Turns out its still Minas Tirith in german
 wolphiron: @powerflapjack TY!
powerflapjack: limited gives you a decent idea of what every color does
 wolphiron: @flatluigi TY!
powerflapjack: i mostly just say "no to commander" because there's a lot of moving parts in a normal game of commander
 A_Dub888: Draft One-and-Done
JinaMahavira: They put out a few starter decks recently, would be a good place to start
 wolphiron: @powerflapjack True bc I got overwhelmed when I realized I needed to research for a commander 😂
 e_bloc: everyone 1 seat to the left
 A_Dub888 plays Numberwang theme
  Juliamon: I would say no to commander because of the sheer volume of card knowledge needed
 ArtDecoSunburn: @jwholla Not a Konigsburg situation where the Soviets changed the name after the war? (Cold War Middle Earth joke)
 ogier300: Nailed it!
 wolphiron: @JinaMahavira The 5 color spirit starter looked interesting!
 MrSarkhan: Not bad!
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 n3ther: can't tell the difference
ThorSokar: GOT'EM
jwholla: Adam looks different but I cant put my finger on it
 e_bloc: thats numberwang!
 KWardJenx: Same guy
Spades_Slicc: I'm seeing double, 4 Adams
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MrSarkhan: To be fair they play a lot of bad horror games
 NeoKevlar: Just recite all of Banana Bread at work, dude
 e_bloc: oh billy
 wolphiron: @jwholla Lol, took tech a moment, but thanks to you I caught it too!
powerflapjack: @jwholla trimmed the beard
 e_bloc: @powerflapjack oih nice, looks sharp
 thraximore: oh no
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StylishCulturedDragonCoolStoryBro-2VzkKE8Jonr4WQqS
 Mr_Horrible: pickle no good
JinaMahavira: @wolphiron I meant something like the Final Fantasy Starter Kit
justalog96: you like that lighter man?
 thraximore: don't listen to him
 Mr_Horrible: that will 100% get stuck in his head
 NeoKevlar: Nekkid lady
 wolphiron: @powerflapjack TBF I looked at Wheeler's illustration and was confused why James was missing his beard
 Pywodwagon: 44 minutes into stream
 Vinewood_OG: Hmmm, maybe time to splash White?
 NeoKevlar: we all just want nekkid ladies, wheeler, we all just want nekkid ladies
 Mind2Waste: ohno, pickle's breaching containment
powerflapjack: @Vinewood_OG serge isn't here, no pack 3 pivots
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Vinewood_OG Maybe splash off-white? Some beige or eccu?
jwholla: There are all of these nice foils. How does Wheeler keep them from becoming pringles?
luckyalien013: PICKLEE?!
justalog96: pickle?
DarkSVermoth: ngl this cube is kinda sick af
 flatluigi: there is a kitchen finks in serge's honor
 Vinewood_OG: @powerflapjack Tough, but fair.
 Micalovits: Wait, monastery mentor isn't mono white? I mean, it cast for only white but what mad man plays it in a mono-w deck
 Lord_Hosk: @LoadingReadyRun Paul and Fred are almost done with their sequel Free Stars Children of Infinity, with all the Star Control Assets and story (which they got control of out of the lawsuit)
 e_bloc: @powerflapjack true, but we don't have to check the decks for basic lands
 wolphiron: !cube
  LRRbot: A "cube" in MtG terms is a "build-your-own expansion" form of draft. https://mtg.wiki/page/Cube_Draft
 wolphiron: ! Today's deck shortcut?
  Juliamon: !deck
  LRRbot: (29 May 2026: Mono White Cube) Tonight's Mono-White Cube list: https://moxfield.com/decks/zcTYMgPnsEuMHjsEQNroZg
 wolphiron: TY!
 Mr_Horrible: who are you, Subway Takes?
 thraximore: paper is the wise man's choice
 Mr_Horrible: actually wait no that'd be funny
 Dromos_GHG: This cube should have exactly 6 plains
   LoadingReadyRun: @Lord_Hosk 
 Mr_Horrible: hold up
 Lord_Hosk: THey got everything but the name "star control" in the lawsuit
 Vinewood_OG: Rock is the cowards choice. Less hand movement.
 NeoKevlar: It does count as modifying a creature, though
JinaMahavira: Mr_Horrible coming in with a good take for once 
 Mr_Horrible: the discerning thrower
 realbadatthis_: Adam, didn't you throw paper at Cori in RPS earlier this month?
 Mr_Horrible: @JinaMahavira look, broken clocks and all that
  Juliamon: framerate drop there or just me?
 Philocalist: Rock is for cowards, smash a scissors or... Get a piece of paper placed on you like a blanket?
 exeJayce: man I wish I could afford to put away 20%
JinaMahavira: @Mr_Horrible 
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon got a bit of it too
 ContingentCat: Tithing to Magic lol
 wolphiron: @exeJayce I thought Wheeler said $20?
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon dropped here
itira: @Juliamon its been happening on other streams aswell. i think its a twitch issue
 Mr_Horrible: you can also just play Lurrus as a card and not as a companion
jwholla: force of will should be a white card
justalog96: im allergic to lurrus
 Mr_Horrible: force of won't
 wolphiron: @exeJayce My bank was suggesting a challenge where you put +$1 into savings each week. After a year, you'll have over a thousand saved
 Mr_Horrible: yeah this is a Wheeler-built cube alright
JinaMahavira: @wolphiron I'm worried your bank can't do math
 wolphiron: No pee holes plz
 e_bloc: tell your dick I said hi
 ArtDecoSunburn: Once in a musical improv show, we had a wedding-themed number that devolved into steretypes of what different religious groups would throw in rock-paper-scissors. It was uncomfortable but surprisingly wholesome, teetering on the edge.
 Mr_Horrible: oh, the reference sheet is a nice touch, tho
 Mr_Horrible: this man really thought of everything
 A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible you're nice
 Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 
 wolphiron: Someone ragged on Wheeler so Wheeler shot back and made a translation sheet based on numbers, not the card names
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc That's like something from a Mohel-themed revenge movie starting Liam Neeson.
 thraximore: 
justalog96: you like that turtle man?
 Mr_Horrible: mmm, I could go for some pepperoni...
 thraximore: got a guac in my rari
 wolphiron: TMNT Commander deck
 Vinewood_OG: Break out the "Coming out of their Shells" tour cassette.
 Mr_Horrible: the sausage roll
justalog96: the way wheelers tone just changed lmao
 Mr_Horrible: that stupid dog that I hate (v2)
 Mr_Horrible: because Comet was v1
JinaMahavira: I love that stupid dog
 wolphiron: 8C Wheeler whyyyyy
powerflapjack: you haven't been in the cube mines with boros lording over you
powerflapjack: i haven't either but wheeler has
 A_Dub888: "Stupid dog! You made me look bad!" - Wheeler to Phelia
Voidhawk42: My big issue with Phelia, is why is this dog magic? Why does it blink things? There's zero fluff! It's just a corgi!
 ArtDecoSunburn: There's a Fallout Magic branded deck, right? Is there a Dogmeat card?
  Juliamon: !card dogmeat
  LRRbot: Dogmeat, Ever Loyal [RGW] | Legendary Creature — Dog [3/3] | When Dogmeat enters, mill five cards, then return an Aura or Equipment card from your graveyard to your hand. / Whenever a creature you control that's enchanted or equipped attacks, create a Junk token.
 wolphiron: Oh, I get it now. A magic reference I missed. Okay, carry on with the dog jokes
 ArtDecoSunburn: Yay!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Voidhawk42 corgis can be pretty fluffy
Pal_Friendpatine: I could use a hand. I remember Graham playing FF7 Remake (Demo?). I cannot find a VOD. Anyone remember? Know where I could look?
 wolphiron: @Voidhawk42 If you draw it right, Corgi can have heart shaped butts, bc they chonk
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Voidhawk42 Is this Phelia dog a nod to Ophelia from "Hamlet" ?
 flatluigi: !card agent bishop
  LRRbot: Agent Bishop, Man in Black [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
justalog96: @ArtDecoSunburn its a nod to a wotc employees dog, i believe lol
 ParaBellumInk: I mean. I feel like a lot of people would say Corgis are pretty magical.
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh! Phelia! I see c;
 thraximore: big turts
 letsbelgo: @Pal_Friendpatine ask in the content channel in the discord, probably will get an answer there
  Juliamon: yeah, either lrr-content in discord or the lrr subreddit will find it
powerflapjack: thalia with the voluminous magali hair
 e_bloc: things much better today in BC than Montreal
 realbadatthis_: @ArtDecoSunburn It is more like Ohelia tells Hamlet to get thee to a nunnery every turn, and then he REDACTED himself instead
Pal_Friendpatine: @letsbelgo @juliamon ah good call, good call. Thanks!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ParaBellumInk Just think if QEII had bred Rottweilers, or dachshunds, instead.
powerflapjack: hoho my queen, cosmogrand zenith
 A_Dub888: Chad Pack
 thraximore: do you think Court Street Denizen actually LIVES on court street or just works there
 e_bloc: all gideons and deification dot dec
niccus: oh right gideon popped up in an anime
powerflapjack: gideon strikes me more of a harley guy
 lamina5432: someone found a gideon jura in an isekai webtoon today and posted in the discord
 letsbelgo: frat bus.dec
archand1spider: sup my names chad jura
 ArtDecoSunburn: @realbadatthis_ I'd pay to see "Hamlet" reinacted in Magic match format. Everyone dies in the end and Fortinbras is sideboarded in.
dpj2009: Sir Gwideon IV
  Juliamon: https://kind.social/@Texan_Reverend/116657847429650106
 e_bloc: alliances was a set for sure
 NeoKevlar: Oh hell yeah, javalineer is a BANGER
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I understood none of that, but it still sounds amazing and I support your idea!
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 Mr_Horrible: I also can't attack if I'm kicked
 realbadatthis_: @ArtDecoSunburn Alas, poor Yorion
 e_bloc: can you kick it
 Cptasparagus: yes we can
 That1GuyBen: orim's chant of "no shhhhh stop that"
 Mr_Horrible: too busy going "ooh, ouch, yikes"
powerflapjack: @realbadatthis_ no, that snake can kick rocks
 itsr67: howdy
 CaptainSpam: But, can you kick it?
 e_bloc: march sick card
 Mr_Horrible: sup itsr
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon The Pact isekai'd him
 wolphiron: Y'all with the kick comments: I'm reading it to the Lion King 1½ song tune "can you dig it"
 thraximore: such a cute mousie
  Juliamon: puddle of water-kun
 Mr_Horrible: 
 NeoKevlar: wtf, we dont have just 'pacify' in this cube? what
 A_Dub888: @thraximore ur cute
powerflapjack: @Juliamon what does Glass have to do with this
 NeoKevlar: pacifism*
dpj2009: Cheeky little rat
JinaMahavira: Cage ofHands
 thraximore: @A_Dub888 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Do you think somewhere in Salzburg there's a guy named for playing "Austrian Highlander" and collects English cards named Radler?
 flatluigi: didn't you hear about wheeler's p-hole earlier
 Micalovits: But why is it in the cube? Its 2026
Wormsbane: Sweep is important so you have more cards in hand
 wolphiron: It's 2026: no pacifism, only wars that are not-wars RIP
 Mr_Horrible: they print pacifisms that give you 5 bucks and an encouraging word now
 e_bloc: its a last resort
Wormsbane: for all the comparing hand size cards in kamigawa
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 Cptasparagus: theres more than one equipment?
 Mr_Horrible: sweep is a terrible mechanic but Charge Across the Araba will still kill someone stone dead
 Mindfire13: Sweep needs to be a significant effect for it to be remotely worth it. Its probably worse than Epic as a mechanic.
 A_Dub888: Mono Blue staple right there
 wolphiron: Is there a name for that LRR dog?
 A_Dub888: Spot
 Mr_Horrible: Serge is clicker trained?
 e_bloc: @wolphiron sure is dog
 flatluigi: spot
Mustang_Redcloak: Spot
 flatluigi: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'll rephrase: do you think somewhere in German speaking MTG media there's a guy named Radler (for Wheeler) who only collects English language cards despite playing Austrian Highlander?
  Juliamon: 
 JKBalch: jUNIPER I think
Voidhawk42: Gibb?
 Mr_Horrible: the emote is Spot, yeah
 ContingentCat:  is spot
 wolphiron: Lol! Not Serge, the dog in the LRR bot messages
 flatluigi: spot is currently above adam's coffee
  Juliamon: people got to "spot the dog"
 ContingentCat: Is Spot still around?
dpj2009: Legendary Hound
 flatluigi: serge can be a dog if you give wheeler enough $5 at conventions
Mustang_Redcloak: 
ThorSokar: Finding it was also an Achievement for several Desert Bus events
 wolphiron: Yeah I loved the sketch/crapshots where he's brought for a walk
 SAJewers: !clip ͏
 Mr_Horrible: it was just a tchotchke that was just in-shot sometimes, and kind of developed into A Bit
 thraximore: 
 ghizmou: 
powerflapjack: +2
  Juliamon: It's a relic of the sketch era
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler stop breaking things 
 wolphiron: Wheeler is a murderer!
 flatluigi: -1 shard
 e_bloc: who hasn't lost their head in spring
 SAJewers: how have you not gotten ian to fix it on ttsf? 
 CaptainSpam: Spot's a trooper.
 wolphiron: Huh I just realized the Spot the dog pun. It's v good
powerflapjack: adam is doing his best to brute force the entire German language
 Mr_Horrible: look, he's just being efficient. Get in there once every 2 months, it's ungodly, but you save a lot of hassle 
 wolphiron: That one commodoreHUSTLE where everyone waits for Matt to finish his shower at PAX but Matt just got a different room
ThorSokar:  Matt has horrible hemorrhoids 
itira: eeeww 
 Mr_Horrible: "We got comp'ny over"
 wolphiron: @ThorSokar Those come from reading on the toilet for too long
 flatluigi: adam
 Philocalist: Same cadence as Pickle!
justalog96: Lmao
 letsbelgo: 
  Juliamon: adam you can't bring the beach into this stream
 n3ther: I heard the Beej
powerflapjack: pickle
 thraximore: you've activated the stim
 wolphiron: Beejdrop
justalog96: No, he likes it lol
luckyalien013: I don't want no damn
 ArtDecoSunburn: @powerflapjack Kind of like Martin Luther putting the Bible into Hochdeutsch vernacular, eh, eh? (Translation joke)
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote Beej
  LRRbot: Quote #4394: "Beej has a lot of blood." —Ben [2017-10-13]
 Mr_Horrible: "that weird cat" can describe at least a few cats that care about equipment
 Mr_Horrible: me when I'm going over and CM's gonna have a crashout in the locker room
 wolphiron: @Mr_Horrible Puss in Boots? From Shrek?
 Mr_Horrible: "I don't think about your decks at all"
 lamina5432: at least your color was open adam
 e_bloc: average not only
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible I do like that beatnik trope of referencing everyone as a cat.
 That1GuyBen: whipcorder?
 Lord_Hosk: I think your Canadian highlander deck is Tragically hip.
justalog96: Adam is the best at fixing.... so mono colored
 wolphiron: Oooh shiny card
 realbadatthis_: !card kemba, kha regent
  LRRbot: Kemba, Kha Regent [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Cleric [2/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached to Kemba.
 A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk you're hip
 NeoKevlar: what colors do the rest of the LRR cast draft? Kathleen and cameron on black?
 wolphiron: @NeoKevlar I think Friday Nights skits are based on truth, if you're curious
 NeoKevlar: Dont forgot the PICKLE video, Wheeler! Show him!
 NeoKevlar: Adam needs to be pickled
 Micalovits: Inspired by the truth at least
 wolphiron: @NeoKevlar Kathleen is black, Cameron is either black or blue. Graham apparently has the worst deck names but loves green?
 Mr_Horrible: they're gonna come back from break and the first thing Adam says will be "pickle no good!"
 NeoKevlar: I don't know if I've seen a particular pattern in what serge or nelly draft
 NeoKevlar: color-wise
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Isn't there a gag of Paul constantly devising "five color good stuff" of unwieldy deck sizes?
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Or of him constantly trying to science the best decks
 flatluigi: i do think it's worth separating what the lrr crew as fictional characters play & what the actual people play
 flatluigi: i don't know the last time, if ever, paul played mtg on camera
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I like how they got Missy a coffin to sleep in, "the ultimate dream of any black player"
 wolphiron: @flatluigi Yes. The correction earlier about "inspired by truth" was a well made point
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @flatluigi I just assume they're so tired on playing Magic at work and on stream all day that for fun at home they only play contract bridge, canasta, and dominoes.
  Juliamon: nah, mahjong and cribbage
 wolphiron: Can we have someone make a "5 color good stuff" cube for a LRR draft?
 Micalovits: Isn't that just a cube?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Those only with themed snacks, for appearances.
JinaMahavira: We did a Vintage cube
 Xavorin: @ArtDecoSunburn Copious amounts of crocinole.
 realbadatthis_: WUBRG signpost unplayables
 wolphiron: What was the Friday Night's name of the horrible cube again?
  Juliamon: Crokinole play is limited due to finger injury concerns
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Xavorin That's more of a mandated Canadian thing, right? Like drinking Tim Horton's.
 realbadatthis_: @wolphiron strictly worse
JinaMahavira: although Angel's Ladies Cube is still my favorite
dpj2009: 
  Juliamon: an dergin
DarthRagnar815: Azure Drake?
 Micalovits: Thats a Elden Ring hand with wings
 wolphiron: @realbadatthis_ What would be in a nightmare cube then?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @JinaMahavira Is it a cube of ladies by Angel, or a cube of angels who are ladies?
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's pikachu!
JinaMahavira: @DarthRagnar815 ooo no front legs, it might be a drake
JinaMahavira: @ArtDecoSunburn #1
 wolphiron: Would it be a nightmare to draft or be filled with nightmare themed cards?
 realbadatthis_: @wolphiron !card Nightmare
 wolphiron: !card night mare
  LRRbot: Nightmare [5B] | Creature — Nightmare Horse [*/*] | Flying / Nightmare's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control.
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dpj2009: 2 4 wowza
 flatluigi: dina!
 zefinderus: dina guidance
 wolphiron: Yay @exejayce you got your prime to work!
 exeJayce: it ended at like... 9:12 pm which was oddly specific LMAO
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron I'm assuming all the land would be technically correct card names but bewilderingly pulled from the Sim City card game (which has plains, forests, swamps, mountains, and islands.)
 exeJayce: (I'm in EST/EDT/whatever)
  Juliamon: yeah the Prime sub timing is really silly like that
dpj2009: Into your hand instant? G dang
 Joecool190: mammoth umbra
Spades_Slicc: mammoth umbra?
DarthRagnar815: Elephant Umbra?
 definenull: thsi is some umbra isnt it
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn "technically correct but deeply upsetting" 😂
powerflapjack: Elephant umbra
powerflapjack: close enough
ToppHat: the ever vigilant mammoth
ToppHat: Toxic overseer?
 Mr_Horrible: phyrexian almost doing 6 7
 Lord_Hosk: thats Necrogen Rotpriest
 Micalovits: I do not remember that dude
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Did you see there's some guy on Youtube who's developed a Commander deck where every non-commander card is from some other trading card game, but with the exact name of a Magic card? He's found a few hundred relevant cards.
 definenull: some white combat trick? idk
renaissance_rat: rebec architecht of ascension
ToppHat: ^^^^
 definenull: oh nvm
ToppHat: Thran Lady
 LostThePirate:   
DarthRagnar815: Magali art.
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn That sounds amazing!
renaissance_rat:    
ToppHat: they shall know no fear
powerflapjack: plague knight
 Lord_Hosk: Ninja turtle
ipoddodd: one of the ninja turtles
powerflapjack: from shovel knight
 Micalovits: Ben Brode played a version of something like that on the last commander at home!
ToppHat: 40K
 flatluigi: definitely a ninja turtle
 wolphiron: Seriously, there's a ninja turtles commander starter deck available
 letsbelgo: thats a spoderman
 Lord_Hosk: instant ninja turtle
JinaMahavira: oh this is the... fallen something
 flatluigi: just add pizza
KeytarCat: Are these individually made or is it a set of filters on a scryfall random pull?
 definenull: nah i think it's doctor who \j
JinaMahavira: oh this one
 flatluigi: oh killer card name
   LoadingReadyRun:  brief delay in coming back from the break so that Wheeler can show the pickle video  
 flatluigi: this one's definitely doing 6 7
 Micalovits: Some of the 40k cards have some awesome neames
 NeoKevlar: Yasss
Mustang_Redcloak: WH40k set had some real good card names
 wolphiron: Pickle????
 definenull: i don't think you can show that on twitch
ipoddodd: can we see the pickle video
 Mr_Horrible: now which variation of "Molting Skin" is this named?
 flatluigi: google 'wheeler pickle allegations'
 wolphiron: Now I want to eat a pickle
 flatluigi: snumbra
 Micalovits: Is this snake umbra or something like that?
 Micalovits: Nope
 wolphiron: @flatluigi But how do I know it's the correct Wheeler and not a false God Wheeler?
ToppHat: @flatluigi wait wait wait wait no no no no no
renaissance_rat: @Mr_Horrible Snek
 ArtDecoSunburn: @definenull Bezos has to pay for that rocket that just blew up. Twitch is now all pickles, all the time.
 wolphiron: But Paul, where is this pickle video? I need to know if I should go get a jar of pickles in preparation
 wolphiron: Also does Ian play Magic? I hope he's not the pickle in the pickle video c;
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Pregnant ladies and LRR-watchers -- expectant, nay in need of, pickles.
 flatluigi: no audio
 Lord_Hosk: mic 5
XavusGaming: A quiet place
renaissance_rat: sound mi lorLord?
 KaleidoscopeMind: welp gotta do the bit again
renaissance_rat: SOUND!
 Micalovits: The pickles ate the audio
 e_bloc: whats the dill
 letsbelgo: RIP BIT
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Lol actually LARPers and SCA people like pickle juice as their electrolytes
 Vinewood_OG: Break out the string cheese!
 Mr_Horrible: "Pickle fine actually"
 ContingentCat: They're pickles
powerflapjack: P I C K L E
 definenull: OMG
 InfiniTokens: @Vinewood_OG Got enough to share?
 e_bloc: lady and the tramp?
 Mr_Horrible: that's a fuckin' noise
Tattybojangles69: What in the world
 flatluigi: what just HAPPENED
 wolphiron: Yum pickles!
 MegaDosX: What is going on
Hadouken_lol_catz: That's a highlight
RELDnahcire: i'm ded
 lamina5432: wheelers in a pickle
 Xavorin: Hello highlights
Mustang_Redcloak: 
 ContingentCat: I love you Cori
 wolphiron: I hope Wheeler flicked Adam for that travesty
 e_bloc: 
powerflapjack: Hi Lights
smurfomancer: PICKLE!!
renaissance_rat: gas leak going strong tonight
 ghizmou: the water's cold okay
 realbadatthis_: pickle no good
zombub: Splash damage
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: We've always been gaslighting you about the size of the Pickle jar.
powerflapjack: LMAO
 That1GuyBen: you come across a jar of indeterminate size in the swamp
 InfiniTokens: Why so many pickles?!
 Micalovits: Yes yes, we saw Wheeler gush all over the table
 MrSarkhan: 
RELDnahcire: juggle juggle juggle
 Vinewood_OG: Thrickle
 zelukester: gush? i thought this was mono white!
 wolphiron: Pickle jars!
 Dumori: so many pickle
 definenull: i guess its pickle night
powerflapjack: beejlander: pickle edition
 Xavorin: This is about to become a dillema
 wolphiron: nooooooOooo, goodbye pickles
 InfiniTokens: Use the pickle jars for food tokens.
 Mr_Horrible: I cast Pot of Relish, which allows me to draw 2 more bits
 Vinewood_OG: @Xavorin Nice.
Nyxjbm: Now the real draft begins
 Dumori: @Micalovits you’ve head of pickleball, this is picklelander
  Juliamon: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GorgeousSeductiveWhaleBrokeBack-BvaJfLRreZmXBheR
 ContingentCat: Now I want pickles but I'm pinned by my cat
JinaMahavira: Cori has the pickle sneezes
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam followed instructions
  LRRbot: Isamaru, Hound of Konda [W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2]
 e_bloc: du hast
 Micalovits: Nono, its funny
 flatluigi: i didn't know wheeler had cards in swedish chef
 Mr_Horrible: eh, they're German
 wolphiron: @ContingentCat Time for pickles! I sadly don't have a cat to pin me
Mustang_Redcloak: I missed the actual draft portion. Any old messed up Magic card cause Adam to double take?
 flatluigi: @Mustang_Redcloak yes
 exeJayce: everyone in my one class had an obsession with du hast and I STILL don't know why
  LRRbot: Sram, Senior Edificer [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor [2/2] | Whenever you cast an Aura, Equipment, or Vehicle spell, draw a card.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LaconicTenderBeeOMGScoots-bKszy-5zT7ETMCWt
 Mr_Horrible: excellent jape mr. mayor
  LRRbot: Voice of the Blessed [WW] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / As long as this creature has four or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying and vigilance. / As long as this creature has ten or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has indestructible.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat Is the cat's pinning of you contingent on its having access to pickles? Or is it just being a cat?
 Mr_Horrible: "What if a ghost had the biggest cloak you'd ever seen?"
  LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
 Mr_Horrible: a cube with a preponderance of 2/2 first strikers
 Mr_Horrible: "Treat?" "No treat!"
 definenull: just playing fetch with the dog
powerflapjack: i think the greatest boon to Karakas in this specific game is that Cori has it
  LRRbot: Clarion Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @exeJayce Because they were egalitarians and were opposed to "Sie haben" ?
powerflapjack: because she's just not the kind of person to be A Big Jerk with it
 flatluigi: on the other hand, cori's the kind of person to be extremely funny with it
powerflapjack: exactly
 Mr_Horrible: saturated
 Micalovits: Oh, I think Cori will truly bounce something out of spite with it
 definenull: the table and carpet is also well irrigated
 MegaDosX: While Cori may not be A Big Jerk, she's more than capable of being That Gremlin about it
  LRRbot: Gryff's Boon [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying. / {3}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Mr_Horrible: beloved by the boon
renaissance_rat: then you can sack the poet to get the boon back to your hand!
 e_bloc: I don't think it's necessary, but I think in general if you like pickles, you like dill tho
 MegaDosX: G-g-g-g-ghosts
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler *has* a ghost
renaissance_rat: the most effecient way to return boon
 Mr_Horrible: you should kill it
 wolphiron: ! Cori with a tank of pickles
 MegaDosX: A what
  LRRbot: Charming Prince [1W] | Creature — Human Noble [2/2] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Scry 2. / • You gain 3 life. / • Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
 MegaDosX: That scanned incredibly well
  LRRbot: Leader's Talent [1W] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had a counter on it, you gain 2 life. / {3}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
 e_bloc: I need someone else, to help me read this, foreign charming prince
 Mr_Horrible: Mister Game... and Watch
powerflapjack: ICE CLIMBERS... junior
  LRRbot: Coppercoat Vanguard [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Each other Human you control gets +1/+0 and has ward {1}.
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
 Micalovits: Fun fact, German is actually one of the easier languages to learn!
onecelt: I can't hear "Luigi" without the "Aya" from the Wii remote
  LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.
powerflapjack: oh no
 MegaDosX: Yuck
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a 2/1 because it's human for some reason.
oak0: the best white one drop Pog
powerflapjack: cori's The Villain
 InfiniTokens: Does the table smell like pickles?
 e_bloc: 
oak0: maybe i'd take mom over esper sentinel but it'd be close
  LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
 Mr_Horrible: "no it smells like cocaine"
 MegaDosX: Oh hey there girl
 itsr67: esper sentinel is one of the best humans
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Micalovits It gets a bad rep because the introductory short stories in high school German are all Kafka and Durrenmatt.
 e_bloc: going back for her mba
 MegaDosX: Adeline happens
 jeepless: Pickles go with every meal..
 Vinewood_OG: Rolling in the Deep, piles of cash
 Micalovits: Also so many grammar rules, but veyr very few exceptions to them
 MegaDosX: Yeah Adeline's a mess in multiplayer
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Try Rob speaks on YouTube. He has a video on doing a rough transliteration of English to German spelling
 Joecool190: she gets pumped
onecelt: Joke's on you, we're already here
 flatluigi: wasn't she a 6/4 when she hit wheeler then
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Micalovits Some occasionally non-intuitive gendering, the subjunctive is a tad tricky.
 flatluigi: or did he have a blocker
 wolphiron: @Micalovits That's bc English is corrupted by so many languages. Like our French names for meats
 flatluigi: or did she not attack
 flatluigi: i don't know anything
 MegaDosX: She did not attack
 Mr_Horrible: "Nice horse ya got there mate" "It's a fuckin' alpaca"
 MrPipboy3000: @flatluigi Doesn't have haste
 flatluigi: 👍
  LRRbot: Hokori, Dust Drinker [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps a land they control.
 Mr_Horrible: YES
 MegaDosX: OH NO
 Mr_Horrible: YEEEEESSSSSSS
 A_Dub888: oh heck
Voidhawk42: YEAH MY BOI
oak0: > Nice
Mustang_Redcloak: Adam is a Giga Chad
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Voidhawk42: Love that asshole cloud
 ArtDecoSunburn: Adelaide? Does she lament? Is there a "Guys and Dolls" Damon Runyon secret layer?
 e_bloc:   
 n3ther: what a mean card
 Mr_Horrible: this dude used to be my mono-white commander
 MegaDosX: Three filthy turns in a row lmao
 plaidanddrpepper: Ho! Cori!
BrodyRing: smoking that OG Winter Orb
 Mr_Horrible: almost got a black eye with that deck
 itsr67: fartcloud.wav
renaissance_rat: there is famously no mono white removal for one mana
 NeoKevlar: its fine, we have the karakassss
ipoddodd: karakas does not exist it cannot hurt you
 NeoKevlar: the karakassss can save us
 MrPipboy3000: Kills everyone but Cori ... Karacas is going to be doing work
 Mr_Horrible: I've softened in my old age 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron The polyglot language of immigrants washing up against one another.
 itsr67: invokes true name
 wolphiron: I'ma call it, I had fun guys! Bai
 Issurru: Adam, did you have a Seacon sign?
Hadouken_lol_catz: Did Adam go to combobreaker?
 Dog_of_Myth: He did
powerflapjack: oh yeah lmao
DarkSVermoth: Did Adam give James the win? Maybe, maybe it's all part of his master plan
powerflapjack: cori has the power
Hadouken_lol_catz: Sweet
 Cptasparagus: did you win?
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn True but sometimes you have something pretty like saudade or Habibi added to the lexicon, and it makes it difficult to dislike
 Simonark: Noone can no-scope my middle name, it makes Jebediah seem so ordinary and dull. It protects be from warlocks up to no good.
oak0: LETS GO JAMES
 NeoKevlar: cori can bounce the dust smoker as the end of wheelers turn and fully untap if she wants
oak0: JAMES THE FAVORITE JAMES THE FACE
 Dog_of_Myth: 
powerflapjack: Wheeler boots up his copy of Tecmo Super Bowl with the Huts
 MrPipboy3000: @Simonark Jeff?
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm imagining the 16 discord members walking around in a big group with a "Adam's Discord" sign
 Mr_Horrible: AND his dog!
 itsr67: @seabats can you noscope mine
 MegaDosX: She is about to be enormous
JinaMahavira: @Cptasparagus the team won the first set, but lost the reset
 Simonark: @MrPipboy3000 Wow, that sounds SO much like a name a person would be supposed to have, so no.
  LRRbot: Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.
powerflapjack: on the literal other side of the continent
ipoddodd: every 3 turns, adam gets to dump hand
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron I appreciate how diverse and freeflowing English is. Where else can you routinely hear people mingle words of Spanish and Yiddish and Latin with Germanic verb structure and romantic clauses?
  LRRbot: Gisela, the Broken Blade [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Angel Horror [4/3] | Flying, first strike, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, if you both own and control Gisela and a creature named Bruna, the Fading Light, exile them, then meld them into Brisela, Voice of Nightmares.
 wolphiron: @Simonark Mordred, bc he's from Arthurian legend and might have killed Merlin (I'm pretty sure he only killed Arthur though)? Or Balroc from LotR?
powerflapjack: then Cori plays white orchid phantom and ascends
 Simonark: @wolphiron You have got the first initial right!
  LRRbot: Siege Veteran [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever another nontoken Soldier you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
JinaMahavira: @wolphiron Yeah, usually Arthur and Mordred kill each other
 Mr_Horrible: 4-mana rishy p still a rishy p 
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Agreed! And I keep laughing when I hear "save face" bc it's a transliteration of the Chinese phrase. It must have come from the post Marco Polo days
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron If you read T. H. White, Mordred got something of a bum rap. Plus they cut his song from the filmed version of "Camelot."
 A_Dub888: but who will inherit the kingdom now?
 e_bloc: death to the monarchy.  in minecraft
oak0: do eet
 MrPipboy3000: You killed Prince?  So his is what happens when Doves cry?
DarkSVermoth: Cori killed prince!? The rock star!?
  LRRbot: Elspeth, Knight-Errant [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth [4] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / [+1]: Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands you control have indestructible."
 MegaDosX: Sentinel trigger
 e_bloc: mommy's home
oak0: W DRAW A CARD POGGERS
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I crammed both that book and 4 essays (one for each book within the book) during a month long road trip. Everything past the first book was a blur
 Mr_Horrible: OG Elspeth was the first double-plus 'walker, wasn't it?
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I don't recommend writing essays while on a road trip, LMAO
oak0: awkward
 A_Dub888: #thanksJames
 wolphiron: #blameJames
 Fruan: @Mr_Horrible I believe so. Alara was only the second set to have planeswalkers
 Mr_Horrible: @Fruan right, yeah, they were also in the first printing of mythic rarity. It's slowly coming back to me 
JinaMahavira: I still need to make an Elspeth commander deck
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron I used to always point my students to the polyglot of 1860s Western US as an example of how language has multiple influences: Yankees from back east, freed slaves, Chinese and Irish railroad workers, Hispanics, Mormons, ex-Confederates, Swedish immigrants, and Native Americans all converging on the Great Plains, all shaping each others' daily speech patterns.
  LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
 NeoKevlar: it has ward 1, btw
 MegaDosX: This is why no Pacifism for that person from earlier, card has been powercrept ever so slightly
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Well that sounds like a fun lesson! I would have liked to listen to the original c:
  LRRbot: Prison Realm [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. / When this enchantment enters, scry 1.
 NeoKevlar: The precinct has ward 1
 ArtDecoSunburn: @JinaMahavira The lady detective from the CBS show? The one married to Michael Emerson?
 NeoKevlar: from the other human
 Mr_Horrible: get in the box
ipoddodd: adam needs to pay taxes for the target of disruption
  josh_battery: ward 1 on cori's creature right
 Micalovits: He could have with Nyx right?
 Mr_Horrible: nykthos is mana neutral rn, yeah
 A_Dub888: !card Nyx of the gods
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 wolphiron: I wonder. Does LRR pay taxes for the money they earn from the States? I still remember the Crapshot where Ian said Paul acquired North Dakota from his filed tax returns
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Liminal spaces and borderlands are fun to teach about.
  LRRbot: Senu, Keen-Eyed Protector [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird Scout [2/1] | Flying, vigilance / {T}, Exile Senu: You gain 2 life and scry 2. / When a legendary creature you control attacks and isn't blocked, if this card is exiled, put it onto the battlefield attacking.
 Micalovits: Right, could have cast prison realm and then used nykthos
 A_Dub888: !card nykthos
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Nykthos Paragon; Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Sogheim: Bird Scout, the opposite of Cub Scouts
 MrPipboy3000: Wheeler playing Karacas Tribal?
  LRRbot: Emiel the Blessed [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Unicorn [4/4] | {3}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay {G/W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's a Unicorn, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
 MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah Emiel
 thraximore: uuuuuuuuunicorn!
 MegaDosX: Love this card
 Mr_Horrible: you're saying this is The Last Unicorn?
 MegaDosX: There's like fifteen I think
renaissance_rat: celestial unicorn
 MegaDosX: At most
 wolphiron: @artdecosunburn curses, this conversation is interesting so I'm not leaving like I should 😂😂
 thraximore: !card summon ixion
  LRRbot: Summon: Ixion [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Unicorn [3/3] | I — Aerospark — Exile target creature an opponent controls until this Saga leaves the battlefield. / II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. You gain 2 life. / First strike
 e_bloc: feast of the unicorn
 NeoKevlar: siege rhino
 Mr_Horrible: !card noble quarry
  LRRbot: Noble Quarry [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Unicorn [1/1] | Bestow {5}{G} / All creatures able to block this creature or enchanted creature do so. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
 e_bloc: !card feast of the unicorn
  LRRbot: Feast of the Unicorn [3B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +4/+0.
  LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
 MrPipboy3000: Railway Brawler
 wolphiron: !card narwhal
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Hope Paul didn't have to move all the boxes. The U. S. mostly uses North Dakota for storage.
 realbadatthis_: charging rhino
ipoddodd: 33 unicorns, apparently
 MegaDosX: More than I thought
 e_bloc: crash of rhinos
 Mindfire13: I still think that Unicorns and Pegasi should be horses
  LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, bolster 1.
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Well. It's full of bad lands c;
 Dog_of_Myth: Siege Gang Rhino
 A_Dub888: !card seige rhino
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 wolphiron: @Mindfire13 They horse category? Does that count?
 ghizmou: @Mindfire13 you can throw in kirins too
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Chatting with likeminded folks online is always enjoyable. Don't let us hold you. Go forth and rest!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron And a surprising number of missile silos.
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I was gonna go finish watching YouTube 😂😂. I was in the middle of a video when the FNPF notification came
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  LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
 wolphiron: !card narwhal
  LRRbot: Narwhal [2UU] | Creature — Whale [2/2] | First strike, protection from red
 Mr_Horrible: it's a fackin' alpaca
 wolphiron: Yay, water unicorn card exists!
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah Seige Rhino. Not sure how I got Gang in there.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Gotta practice one  program in each ear.
  LRRbot: Hokori, Dust Drinker [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps a land they control.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mindfire13 Would that apply to zebras as well?
  LRRbot: Sacred Mesa [2W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you sacrifice a Pegasus. / {1}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Pegasus creature token with flying.
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn My ears are full of not good stuff. I should find Paul's "5 color good stuff" deck to replace the contents of my ears 😂
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Ha!
  LRRbot: Wojek Investigator [2W] | Creature — Angel Detective [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate once for each opponent who has more cards in hand than you.
 thraximore: no it's fine cori will karakas it
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Also multitasking is a lie. It's actually the speed in which you can context switch
 NeoKevlar: leader's talent trigger
 wolphiron: IDK why I cannot read the card in the middle of the field. Maybe it's my glasses
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron I've never understood folks who claim to get so much media watched while folding laundry.
Mustang_Redcloak: KEKW
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn That's bc you listen but not watch while you fold
 MegaDosX: "It's how you play the game"
Mustang_Redcloak: Why are you attacking me? I just ramped 5 lands and have no creatures. How am I the threat? 
  LRRbot: Spectral Procession [{2/W}{2/W}{2/W}] | Sorcery | Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Why I never got much into podcasts, I guess. I'm just not wired to listen while also doping other, more constructive tasks.
 Micalovits: Depends, sometimes its the game, sometimes people are just jerks
 wolphiron: "I don't have a problem with you personally, I just have a program with the way you play the game" - Wheeler 2026
 wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I know that's a typo, but lol. You doping tasks
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mustang_Redcloak I've seen enough simple machines run riot to know the danger of ramps.
 Mindfire13: The worst part of Commander is when you're the only one playing a reasonable amount of removal and someone else is unaware of how powerful their commander is
 ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Ha!
 NeoKevlar: can't use them for shit, though
 wolphiron: How do I add a quote to the LRR quote machine?
  Juliamon: mod-only
  LRRbot: Bruna, the Fading Light [5WW] (melds with: Gisela, the Broken Blade; into: Brisela, Voice of Nightmares) | Legendary Creature — Angel Horror [5/7] | When you cast this spell, you may return target Angel or Human creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Flying, vigilance
Mustang_Redcloak: RIP
 thraximore: OH YEAH
 Mr_Horrible: that's a problem
 NeoKevlar: oh hell yeah
 wolphiron: Aw man, I just realized there's a typo in my quote
  Juliamon: BRISELA ON LINE
 wolphiron: @Juliamon TY!
 kragmabutch: Yippee!!!!
 ArtDecoSunburn: They should create a land version of this Karakas card and name it after the Venezuelan city.
Voidhawk42: The LARGEST problem
 thraximore: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Shouldn't Wheeler's bird thing have come back and bonked James, too?
 Pywodwagon: we've found a card he doesn't know
Voidhawk42: !card brisella
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  Juliamon: !card brisela
  LRRbot: Brisela, Voice of Nightmares (melds from: Gisela, the Broken Blade; Bruna, the Fading Light) | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi Angel [9/10] | Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink / Your opponents can't cast spells with mana value 3 or less.
 thraximore: !card brisela
  LRRbot: Brisela, Voice of Nightmares (melds from: Gisela, the Broken Blade; Bruna, the Fading Light) | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi Angel [9/10] | Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink / Your opponents can't cast spells with mana value 3 or less.
 thraximore: sure does
 Mr_Horrible: sure does
 MegaDosX: Sure does
 ghizmou: karakas working overtime
 Mr_Horrible: you still get style points, tho
 wolphiron: Hey, a nightmare card!
 MegaDosX: They did for BRO
 Micalovits: Yuo get to untap everything
 NeoKevlar: they did for FIN
 TheMrFraser: BEEG card
Spades_Slicc: print meld creatures with haste
 MegaDosX: Urza, Mishra, and Titania
 RatherLargeToad: they had one meld last year
 NeoKevlar: you didn't like the lesbians
 NeoKevlar: for shame
Voidhawk42: there was a pair of cards in Final Fantasy that SHOULD have had meld. The lesbians
 wolphiron: When she talks, does Brisela sound like nightmares, since she's (voice of nightmares)?
  LRRbot: Ajani, Adversary of Tyrants [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [4] | [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / [−2]: Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create three 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink."
 thraximore: @Voidhawk42 ... didn't they?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a Magic mechanic called "Procrastinate" ? Or one around "Bureaucracy" ?
 thraximore: I thought they did
 MegaDosX: They do
renaissance_rat: @ArtDecoSunburn Detain?
   LoadingReadyRun: I quite like 4p Free for all as an alternative to Commander. Smaller life totals makes it go faster and smaller decks and no Commander makes it go faster
DarkSVermoth: The lesbians had meld chat yes
 MegaDosX: They don't have partner with, which might be what they were getting confused with
 thraximore: !card ragnarok
  LRRbot: Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance (melds from: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie; Fang, Fearless l'Cie) | Legendary Creature — Beast Avatar [7/6] | Vigilance, menace, trample, reach, haste / When Ragnarok dies, destroy target permanent and return target nonlegendary permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 ContingentCat: The Lesbians appreciate it Wheeler 
  LRRbot: Ossification [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant basic land you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
 letsbelgo: suck it
Voidhawk42: @thraximore Oh, they did! I though they didn't for some readson
 thraximore: this man is so incredibly dead
 wolphiron: Ded
 ArtDecoSunburn: @renaissance_rat Thanks. One certainly can detain with paperwork.
 wolphiron: So dead
powerflapjack: wheeler you won the moral battle
 MegaDosX: !card vanille, cheerful
  LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.
powerflapjack: you melded in draft
 MrPipboy3000: I used to play drums for 3 Clues and a Tutu back in college
 thraximore: karakas was a design
 Jadaris: Is karakas the most feel bad card of all time
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MrPipboy3000 I hear they played the basement of Delta House that one time?
powerflapjack: "Point Karakas, lemme ask you, do you WANT to die to side characters from Bethesda games?"
dumbo3k watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
 Pywodwagon: thats why I only include White Tower of Ecthelion
Mustang_Redcloak: Karakas isn't the problem. The problem is WotC keeps taking "legendary" on everything.
 Mr_Horrible: "well now I'm negatively polarized into keeping it at 0"
KeytarCat: Ok, what are thwe bad reasons and what are the good one?
Mustang_Redcloak: Both can be correct
 Mr_Horrible: yeah he's a genetic freak 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: the Scott Steiner of Streamers
 Jadaris: @keytarcat the bad ones are the ones wheeler disagrees with and the good ones are ones he agrees with
 Mr_Horrible: those poor glasses
  LRRbot: Benalish Marshal [WWW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/3] | Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 ContingentCat: Being able to go to the gym in the afternoon is great
 Mr_Horrible: Cori dies and Adam immediately drops Hokori again
   LoadingReadyRun: @Mr_Horrible such mistreatment
powerflapjack: wheeler sounding like knicks fans begging for the western conference finals to go to 7 games
  Juliamon: slurpin that dust
   LoadingReadyRun: Check out James Two Two over here
 Jadaris: @LoadingReadyRun james twoner
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Jadaris James 2^2?
 wolphiron: Aww man, I cannot go far back enough to clip Wheeler telling Adam he's crazy for keeping 9-5 hours even though he's a streamer, lol
 ShaneLeeAtk: James 2nuh
 MegaDosX: sensiblechuckle.wav
  LRRbot: Raise the Past [2WW] | Sorcery | Return all creature cards with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Spirited Companion [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Dog [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
oak0: LETS GO JAMES
 Mr_Horrible: oh, right, this is a mono-white cube... so we have to ask-
 Mr_Horrible: "Is Settle The Wreckage In This Cube?"
oak0: trying to come to the plains of the virtuous and exalted ones and beat Big T Turner?
   LoadingReadyRun: I always like to imagine the planeswalker just shrugging as creatures go by and kill the player
 exeJayce: I was just reminded to HYDRATE and take my meds so if anyone else in here needs a reminder to drink water and take medication pls do so 
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go James!
 circusofkirkus: James is the whitest
 MegaDosX: Adeline just gets out of hand in multiplayer lmao
 ArtDecoSunburn: @circusofkirkus He can join an Episcopalian country club in Weschester County.
 thraximore: 
renaissance_rat: woah that snake has a lot of eyes
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 MrPipboy3000: Dean Kootz's White deck
 MegaDosX: I think Adam enjoys being the problem in Cube multiplayer 
 Micalovits: Nono, Cori just gets to put it in both decks
theamc2000: can I play an island just for mind games in this cube?
 lamina5432: everyone starts with karakas and maze of ith
 Micalovits: Wheeler is 12 out of 10
 e_bloc: unpopular opinion, karakas should be legal in commanded except it can't target commander
  LRRbot: Warden of the Inner Sky [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | As long as this creature has three or more counters on it, it has flying and vigilance. / Tap three untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Scry 1. Activate only as a sorcery.
toady0s: thorn of amethyst emblem
  LRRbot: Tarrian's Soulcleaver [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has vigilance. / Whenever another artifact or creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. / Equip {2}
oak0: there's a disturbing lack of savannah lions
oak0: one of my favorite decks in magic is literally all savannah lions
  LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
 MegaDosX: lmao gottem
  LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature — Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MrPipboy3000 I remember as a kid stumbling across in the local library a copy of a book of essays by a young Dean Koontz. He argued the greatest betrayal a writer could do would be to churn out mindless genre fiction.
  LRRbot: Empyrial Plate [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each card in your hand. / Equip {2}
  LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
theamc2000: @artdecosunburn so churn out mindful genre fiction, got it
 ArtDecoSunburn: Yeah, the Sitz is where the Fuerst (prince) is based.
 letsbelgo: whoa
oak0: 
 MegaDosX: It's specifically on her turn, not on other turns generally
 Mr_Horrible: gotta get it outta your system before June 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @theamc2000 Not sure how he'd be viewed thirty years after.
 MegaDosX: lmao
  LRRbot: Student of Warfare [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {W} / LEVEL 2-6 / 3/3 / First strike / LEVEL 7+ / 4/4 / Double strike
  LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 Mr_Horrible: "Erm, Warfare, you forgot to give us homework" - that creature
  LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
   LoadingReadyRun:  new format: No Legends - No actual restrictions on playing legends, but all basic lands have the karakas ability.
 TruPhantomAngel: @artdecosunburn Seems a bit contrary to the essays I read from Bradbury. lol
 MegaDosX: 
  LRRbot: Shrike Force [2W] | Creature — Bird Knight [1/3] | Flying, double strike, vigilance
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun I'd watch this.
theamc2000: @artdecosunburn eh
 thraximore: fight bird
 Mr_Horrible: "I just work here, dude"
renaissance_rat: why snow plains?
theamc2000: those are snow plains?!
 Micalovits: wHy SnOw PlAiNs
 MegaDosX: Why not snow Plains?
theamc2000: no
 Micalovits: No, they are just evil
Voidhawk42: White dragons are chaotic evil generally
 thraximore: lawful evil, maybe?
forpush: gotta get your extraplanar lens out
smurfomancer: @LoadingReadyRun Surely somebody would find some sort of combo where you repeatedly bounce your own cheap legendaries
 dungeonmasteralek: They're animalistic and dumb, basically
 Dog_of_Myth: No, they just like to hunt and kill.
 Joecool190: white dragons are just simple compared to the other chomatics dragons
 darkcyril: Nope. Just dumb brutes.
 thraximore: wait I thought WotC stopped doing the dragon racism
  LRRbot: Knight of Meadowgrain [WW] | Creature — Kithkin Knight [2/2] | First strike / Lifelink
DarkSVermoth: No, no chromatic dragon is lawful
 MrPipboy3000: I thought Imagine Dragons were the dumbest dragons ...
 dungeonmasteralek: Icingeath resided in the frozen north of Icewind Dale
  LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
  LRRbot: Skateboard [1] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. / Equip {1}
 thraximore: D&D wiki editors
 dungeonmasteralek: I've RPed that dragon so many times lol
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, user name has "dungeon master", this feels pretty appropriate
  LRRbot: Colossus Hammer [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. / Equip {8}
 MegaDosX: I mean they're a dungeon master, probably
Mustang_Redcloak: oh no
 MegaDosX: The hamma
 e_bloc: 
Mustang_Redcloak: 
 thraximore: DO IT
 e_bloc: stop, hammer time
 MegaDosX: WOW
 Pywodwagon: @DarkSVermoth Blue and Green are
CypherRaze: wow
 letsbelgo: so much for that draft
 Mr_Horrible: 
 MrPipboy3000: Nick deck James ...
 MegaDosX: Fucking decapitated
 circusofkirkus: now James can eat pickles
 jessicaengle: 
 e_bloc: he threw himself under your wheels
 MegaDosX: It's turn four Wheeler
 darkcyril: James wants his bedtime.
renaissance_rat: sk8 infinity ass ending
DarkSVermoth: @Pywodwagon Oh really?
  LRRbot: Boros Reckoner [{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [3/3] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. / {R/W}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.
earthmoververa: pickle? nah man
 Mr_Horrible: he just manualed for 15 minutes to continue the combo
 MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
DarkSVermoth: But also I see why wheeler said this deck was cooler
DarkSVermoth: It's just a Voltron
 e_bloc: heavy is the arm that wields the hammer
powerflapjack: say the seven magic words
 Mr_Horrible: "Look at this picture of my great dog"
 Pywodwagon: you thought he had a weapon
jwholla: oh no tithe taker
 MegaDosX: @jwholla Easy roll back, say he did it on Wheeler's end step
DarkSVermoth: It was self defense really
 MegaDosX: Doesn't change the game state
CypherRaze: HE DIDN'T REPLENISH??
powerflapjack: is replenish in the cube
 Mr_Horrible: like, morally?
 dungeonmasteralek: clunk
 thraximore: the clattering of cans
 MrPipboy3000: I live for ambient Wheeler fridge noises ...
 xVoxtric: great foley work there
 Mr_Horrible: @thraximore the hit mobile game
 MegaDosX: Adam it is worth noting that activating your Wayfarer costs one more in Cori's turn
 thraximore: grip it and RIP it
DarkSVermoth: Would be funny if it was "I can't kill wheeler but can kill Cory" mostly because the difference is 1 hp
 jessicaengle: RIP pickles
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
  LRRbot: Enduring Innocence [1WW] | Enchantment Creature — Sheep Glimmer [2/1] | Lifelink / Whenever one or more other creatures you control with power 2 or less enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / When Enduring Innocence dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
earthmoververa: let her innnnn
theamc2000: coke slush
 jessicaengle: nothing like a can of brown
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Coke is for people who don't get 18'd on T4.
 ElektroTal: ahh, freshly gargled coke
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Anyone wanna go halfises with me on this fun sized snickers?
 dungeonmasteralek: I paid money for that donkey
 Mr_Horrible: Adam and James sharing a coke: 
  LRRbot: Steelshaper's Gift [W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: @ElektroTal Hate that.
smurfomancer: Donkey!!
 lamina5432: chat still needs the donkey
 jessicaengle: Donkey hints dropped
 letsbelgo: your refrigerator is running
  LRRbot: Maul of the Skyclaves [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike. / Equip {2}{W}{W}
 Mr_Horrible: this is great radio
DarkSVermoth: Trample equipment chat? 
 ContingentCat: Oh yeah that was a time
Khalstrom: soda asmr
 Micalovits: But you already have Adam?
 MegaDosX: What is going on out there
 xVoxtric: another 10/10 foley experience
 jchinnock: James has an Ass plan
theamc2000: James did not complain nor whinny at the donkey stream
 jessicaengle: Good guy James keeps his word 
niccus: love seeing real donkey bits on stream
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NeoKevlar: we get the whole thing
 thraximore: got it chief
 dolphgrim: #donkeybits
 Commodore_Perry_GG: !cardkingdom
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Voidhawk42: Oh, I don't want them to start thinking about those metrics
powerflapjack: how much money did LRR make off the Canlander stream where Beej tried to run tech
 e_bloc: they just processed my sell order today
 Serivus: damn, I did my purchase an hour ago!
 Mr_Horrible: taking out a second mortgage to buy 1 scythecat cub, for the sake of the bit
 darkcyril: Next code - Adam'sFridgeFoley
 MrSarkhan: 
 jessicaengle:   
 Mr_Horrible: nah, funny
 Mr_Horrible: good bit
smurfomancer: I'm Doing My Part!
 Dog_of_Myth: It was funny
 lamina5432: entertainment
 MegaDosX: Nah it's fine Adam
varmintx0: it was peak cinema, Adam
Morrigan9: casual paul says w/e
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Paul can do many things.
 Mr_Horrible: Fantastic prank Mr Mayor
 ContingentCat: 
 Mr_Horrible: gotta birdman
 jessicaengle: Cool stream
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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  LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
 MegaDosX: This stream has been very hinged
 TheWriterAleph: they fly now
 Mr_Horrible: that equipment lets you buy a recliner that has a built-in USB hub
 MegaDosX: How does it work with Hammer and Maul? Does it just lose flying overall or is it a timestamps thing?
 Pywodwagon: it would have had flying anyways, timestamps
theamc2000: !card ward in sky
  LRRbot: Warden of the Inner Sky [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | As long as this creature has three or more counters on it, it has flying and vigilance. / Tap three untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Scry 1. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: Yeah that's what I thought
 ArtDecoSunburn: @smurfomancer An all lands format, featuring rezoning.
theamc2000: warden should have vigilance
shockcycle: I believe it would have flying because of how the layers work and when the equipments were attached.
   LoadingReadyRun: passes the hammer to the paladin and then suddenly flies up into the sky
 Mr_Horrible: "Let's You And Him Fight"
 jessicaengle: You can't divide by zero
 BrowneePointz: You can't divide by Zero
Morrigan9: you can't divide by 0
  LRRbot: Zephyrim [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Squad {2} / Flying, vigilance / Miracle {1}{W}
 BrowneePointz: damnit
 dumbo3k: can't divide by 0
Mustang_Redcloak: About 40g of sugar
 ElektroTal: can't divi...what they said
 Vinewood_OG: You can't divide by Coke Zero
 MegaDosX: !card divide by zero
  LRRbot: Divide by Zero [2U] | Instant | Return target spell or permanent with mana value 1 or greater to its owner's hand. / Learn.
 e_bloc: I am glad we are all on the same brainrot
 BrowneePointz: all 5 of us stepped on the same rake
DarkSVermoth: Everybody doing the joke
 Mr_Horrible: James just can't handle the rich taste of Coca-Cola in large quantities
 iconicshadow89: the quicker Adam dies the quicker he gets back to PoE
 MegaDosX: !card Tithe taker
  LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
 Cptasparagus: @e_bloc I didnt have it half typed when jessicaengle hit enter
 Pywodwagon: hammer is different from cards like archetype of imagination, it doesn't say it can't have flying, it just loses it, so if you give it flying another way later, it will gain it again
 jessicaengle: @BrowneePointz bonkx5 combo
 NeoKevlar: I saw that erode
 BrowneePointz: I'm excited for the Marvel PPR btw. Any chance we're gonna see James nerd out?
  LRRbot: Inspiring Overseer [2W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
 letsbelgo: timestamps
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Timestamps should do their thing.
shockcycle: YES
 Micalovits: Yes, it works
jwholla: what should i buy from cardkingdom to show my support for great streams like this
 jessicaengle: Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake lives rent free in my head for the rest of my life I think
 MegaDosX: Also gain a life
  LRRbot: Usher of the Fallen [W] | Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/1] | Boast — {1}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.
  LRRbot: Eater of Virtue [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature dies, exile it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / As long as a card exiled with Eater of Virtue has flying, equipped creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance. / Equip {1}
theamc2000: also, doesn’t the warden now have vigilance?
 Pywodwagon: correct
 BrowneePointz: The art on Eater of Virtue is still so dang cool
 Pywodwagon: timestamps for equipment update everytime it becomes equipped
 MegaDosX: Hokori
 dutchmoose: pickles combo
 Mindfire13: Buy 3 random white cards (within your budget)
  LRRbot: Celestial Armor [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has flying. / Equip {3}{W}
 NeoKevlar: erm, what's the button? and why is 'Pickle no good'
theamc2000: there is a knight and an elephant in white that have trample
 letsbelgo: double flying
 BrowneePointz: Wheeler playing the Rainbow Armor to usher in Pride
  LRRbot: Erode [W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Cptasparagus: ewode
 MegaDosX: Path but destroy
 Mr_Horrible: ironic they made a new Path when landfall is again a menace in standard
 circusofkirkus: evoke solitude 
 MegaDosX: So Adam should be at 21 so that makes it exactsies
   LoadingReadyRun: Paladin is like a child waddling out into the snow for the first time
Mustang_Redcloak: GG
   LoadingReadyRun: in a heavy snowsuit
 e_bloc: it was defintely entertaining
 lamina5432: red is more chaos
 NeoKevlar: wait until you get to blue
Sealtest: boros best color combo, fight me
 Mr_Horrible: mono-red definitely more dynamic
 letsbelgo: blue is going to be good since its all interaction
 e_bloc: white privledge
 Mindfire13: Mono-black FFA cube with a bunch of "Each player loses X life" cards could be interesting (with fast-ish games as well)
Voidhawk42: Green is going to be worst.
 BrowneePointz: I think white has a lil less Hee Hee Hoo Hoo energy
 MrPipboy3000: White breaks the rules of Magic more than any other color ... so if you want to play magic, white isn't playing magic
Voidhawk42: BIGGER BIGGER can't attack
 lamina5432: counter wars are fun
 Mr_Horrible: battle of the vanilla 7/7's
 MegaDosX: Green is going to be so silly
 Mindfire13: Blue is 4-player Dan-Dan
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 MegaDosX: Mono green commander ended one game with a mill combo from memory
 circusofkirkus: nelson?
 JKBalch: The goths
 MegaDosX: 
itira:   that braincell made me laugh many times
 Pywodwagon: Adam was on that stream
 Pywodwagon: I just checked
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 more bits, because why not
 Mindfire13: "Each player loses X life" could make the Black FFA cube fun (or at least make the games faster)
 exeJayce: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff your name just makes this funnier, I love it
prymryb:  
 ContingentCat: It's gonna be [not] may
 NeoKevlar: Get your ocelot prides and solitudes and ajanis
 NeoKevlar: right now
 KWardJenx: 100 Loving this free for all series
 Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna go buy a playset of Brine Elemental at card kingdom dot com
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 dutchmoose: rap snitches
 Mr_Horrible: they made a card for MF Doom?
 Pywodwagon: FOOT DIVE
 e_bloc: gas face
 Cptasparagus: RIP MF Doom
 Mr_Horrible: lol
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @exeJayce thanks!  I made this name just to make folks laugh
powerflapjack: MAHVEL
 Mr_Horrible: "you got any morphs with nekkid ladies in em?"
 lamina5432: gnight
 MegaDosX: Pacifism 
 JKBalch: Bless Paul for his Patience
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: When you're there, you're family.
 e_bloc: one blooming onion please
 jessicaengle: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 ContingentCat: 
 MegaDosX: Paul just no selling Adam
 e_bloc: go off i guess
 Vinewood_OG: This is why he doesn't mute your mic.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lamina5432: not surprising
 Vinewood_OG: If you got that reference, it's time for your back medicine.
powerflapjack: jesus christ i haven't seen that in A Minute
 jessicaengle: I'm still waiting for more Baby Games
 Mr_Horrible: i need the RE deckbuilding game to just be inventory management
 Mr_Horrible: just write "STINKS" after his name on the trophy
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah, back in the oubliette, Putt-Putt
ichirous: who won?
ichirous: i just got here
 jchinnock: the viewers
 MegaDosX: James and Wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: James, and then Wheeler, in that order
ichirous: cool ty
 AkiraBalance27: I think theyre doing it intentionally at this point
 MegaDosX: James took 18 to the face on turn 4 in the second game and died
 Mr_Horrible: but Cori won because she got to use Karakas, and Adam won because he got to share a great beverage with his best friend
 jessicaengle: Adam, I still like you but you are mean
 Dog_of_Myth:    
 Mindfire13: If we ask for baby games enough, we'll push it back far enough that it'll cause an overflow and be closer than ever!
 Mr_Horrible: buhbyeeeeeee
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 exeJayce: bye bye, thanks everyone for another good stream 
 ContingentCat: Thanks everyone 
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 JKBalch: Good night, stay cool
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: g’night Chat, have a good weekend! 💗
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CrossXhunteR: i see im back from FNM just in time
 jessicaengle: I genuinely liked the baby game stream and I don't enjoy horror games, or the weird abuse meta Adam has with chat.  I'm not sure what I was expecting by saying I'd like to see more of that.  My bad I guess.
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