Is This Your Card || Resident Evil Deck Building Game

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  Juliamon: hey hi!
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 TXC2: and now we play the game of will twitch load the stream without refresh twice in a row?
  Juliamon: outlook not so good
 TXC2: I remain an optimist, despite all evidence 
 TXC2: title change!
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 TXC2: darn, needed to refresh 
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 accountmadeforants: I had no idea there was an RE Deck Building Game, looking forward to find out what it's like
ladypluto: hey everyone
ladypluto: 
 TXC2: hello ladypluto  welcome
ladypluto:  
 TXC2: here we GO!
 TheAinMAP:   
ladypluto: @TXC2 hope you are doing well!
 letsbelgo: CrayonTime
 TXC2: ladypluto  you too
ladypluto: hope everyone is doing well and staying hydrated
 TXC2: Hello Wheeler and Angel
ladypluto: howdy wheeler and angel
 TheMerricat: I feel like the last song of the going online being "Zero Fs given" is appropriate for a WhellerXAngel stream. 
 Strebenherz: Howdy y'all.  Also I just realized something.  Is the intro meant to evoke the Fraiser intro a bit?
 TXC2: Hello Paul on tech
ladypluto: hello paul! o/
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ladypluto: ooo that sounds fun
 TXC2: back before I started watching LRR
 accountmadeforants: So we've established that there are exactly two RE Deck Building Game experts in the world. Angel and Brad.
 TXC2: 70 starting life eh?
 TXC2: what is this Gun Leon is holding? 
 accountmadeforants: These are some excellent card designs
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArborealCautiousScorpionVoteNay-0flLkpOrAmaH0kmk
  Juliamon: Ascension my beloved
Puddingslam: have you ever played hero realms or star realms?
fjordsword: There's an LotR Ascension coming soon
 calculated_uncertainties: Ooh, villagers!
fjordsword: Expansions for all 3 books!
 calculated_uncertainties: Ooh, carnival of monsters. Mtg methodone
  Juliamon: ooh two knives
 TXC2: No
 BraveOthello: Literally no one thought it, just you
 CWaltz86: these seem like very busy cards, artistically
Jundinator: Hi wheeler. Is this a newer game?
  Juliamon: sure isn't lol
 TXC2: hello Jundinator  this game is from 2011
 CWaltz86: i think it came out during the big IP based deck builder craze/phase
 CWaltz86: like alien also came out at this time too?
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ladypluto: 
 BeefcakeEmperor: In case you have two weapons and flip two enemies, does it count your total damage vs their total health?
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 CWaltz86: whats the card thats a plant? looks suspect
 SnackPak_: 
 pctjoe: ecofriendly Jill reduce reusing and recycling grenades
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 CWaltz86: maybe angel should play netrunner, cause theres a clearly defined first player
 BeefcakeEmperor: Wheeler just hides the chip in his sock every now and again
 TXC2: Gunknife: the knife that shoots guns
 CWaltz86: can you use the ammo to shoot the same turn you use it to buy?
   LoadingReadyRun: @CWaltz86 no, purchases go into the discard
kynelwynn: This -is- the game me and my friends play! I am so miffed I missed the beginning
 TXC2: kynelwynn  we've only being playing for about 10 mins if that
kynelwynn: "Whattya Buyin'?"
kynelwynn: This is the suggested first game layout, right? I don't recall if it has deck thinning
   LoadingReadyRun: there is a deck thinning card, yes
 CWaltz86: you call that a knife?
 TheWooglie: brainstorm and a grenade? sounds like a Wheeler game to me
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 raulghoulia: "Leon! Halp!"
 CWaltz86: how easy is card draw in this game?
 Mattmitchell45: It's wild that this is almost as old as Dominion
 TXC2: open a door and fire a fun into the room, DnD fireball style
 TXC2: *a gun
chaos5896: funly fire!
   LoadingReadyRun: @TXC2 "Fire fun" seems correct
kynelwynn: damage
ChargingFurret: so is this a deck building game?
kynelwynn: Wheeler got thi!
kynelwynn: Wheeler's got his engine going it looks like
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Hands on, heads off
ChargingFurret: “hand sawn” degree
 JKBalch:  
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 TXC2: right chat I'm off
 letsbelgo: ratta
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 letsbelgo: staaaaars
 JKBalch: Watching this is lots of fun. When did this game get published? Seems very 90's in a good way
 letsbelgo: 2011
 fjordsword: https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/79073/resident-evil-deck-building-game
 JKBalch: Thank you @letsbelgo
 JKBalch: and thank you @fjordsword
 fjordsword: Wheeler during setup: This is a lot of cards Wheeler five minutes in: This game is sick
 NeoKevlar: Kinda reminds me of Ascension
 letsbelgo: storming
raginghawk: Ah wheeler built a blue deck in RE
   LoadingReadyRun: the Action card *are* blue, so that's handy
ChargingFurret: it’s working!
kynelwynn: LEON!
ladypluto: 
   LoadingReadyRun: doesthedogdie.com (yes)
   LoadingReadyRun: I get that a six shooter is higher caliber then the handgun, but 5x damage is impressive
ChargingFurret: wheeler!!!!
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 letsbelgo: lol
 Thadrin46:  
raginghawk: The game starts RE2 paced but might end like RE6
   LoadingReadyRun: final boss in the first room of the mansion
RangerAlpha7: angel wasn't satisfied with wheeler time walking them so time walked self as well
   LoadingReadyRun: holding shotgun in mouth, like that guy from One Piece
 Mangledpixel: Moushley is very cheesed with you
  r10pez10: resident evil had a deck builder?
   LoadingReadyRun: Umbrella Corporation: We're Action Neutral!
 letsbelgo: get her out of the dumpster
   LoadingReadyRun: Ashley starting to regret her hiding place
raginghawk: Is it still a hand if it's your whole deck?
 DeM0nFiRe: Commander ass turn
ChargingFurret: storm Count is 12
  r10pez10: the combo player found a way to combo
UtilityPunk: Buying out the Umbrella Corp? Their stock must've crashed hard after Raccoon City 
ChargingFurret: YESSS!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
raginghawk: A bullet for every leaf
RangerAlpha7: Wheeler goes in rambo completely decked out, blasts open a door, finds 1 herb
 Mangledpixel: that yellow herb won't be hurting anyone any more
  Juliamon: you both have the same amount of luck, it just operates differently
raginghawk: That herb was armed, you saw it
 letsbelgo: lool
ChargingFurret: angel has the worst mansion luck
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  r10pez10: wtf
aClonedPickle: complete. turn. saturation
raginghawk: A horribly unfair episode of Takeshi's Castle
UtilityPunk: Stop! She's already knocked out! 
 Mangledpixel: I-frames
   LoadingReadyRun: Angel, playing the role of Cameron in a game of HeroQuest
UtilityPunk: It takes 2 grenades to kill a person. One to finish them, and another to make sure they're not a zombie 
ChargingFurret: storm is 11, tendrils?
 dolphgrim: I liked it when Wheeler went into the mansion foyer
 realbadatthis_: Whatcha got there Leon? *Leon with two grenades* "A smoothie?"
UtilityPunk: It's like an old JRPG. Gotta try escaping multiple times
 Strebenherz: I think this 20 year old of print card game needs some balancing /s
 DeM0nFiRe: Leon is 100% gonna throw two grenades at a yellow herb and kill Claire
   LoadingReadyRun: @DeM0nFiRe I remember that cut scene
 DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun 
 letsbelgo: very murican
ChargingFurret: wheeler knows gun-fu
 couchboyj: Is there a "Gun Storm" scale for old liscenced card games?  
 Strebenherz: Guns akimbo starring Wheeler
UtilityPunk: Now Angel takes off the gloves 
 PhoenixMelior: Good ol strip search music
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 realbadatthis_: infection?! infection no good!
 ContingentCat:  happy pride all T guys out there
Krillin_fan: this game is so good
kynelwynn: Me and my friends dont like PvPing that much, so we never play with Infection
 couchboyj: A Zombee, if you will
Krillin_fan: ahh the knife pervert
  r10pez10: shiv run
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: How knife for you.
 e_bloc: well I know what ben's gonna do if he ever plays this
 e_bloc: knife guys often finish first
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That's a great picture of Ada.  Quick question, was there a prohibition era RE game?
  r10pez10: i have this ... crowbar
 couchboyj: Shiv-man and Wheeler love Knifing?
 e_bloc: at first glance the antivirus looks . . . lewd
  r10pez10: the scale on the art is weird too, it looks huge
 e_bloc: it looks like it needs a flared base
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @e_bloc I kinda think that's on you.  And I'm online A LOT.
 e_bloc: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I agree with you 1000%
dagoth__ur_: 
 letsbelgo: i mean
Krillin_fan: an inanimate carbon rod?
  Juliamon: It looks more like a tampon imo
 e_bloc: a thick, purple rod
dagoth__ur_: @Krillin_fan my exact thoughts
 e_bloc: yeah I could definitely see tampon
thedepthandbreadthofseth: anyone know of any ANIMATE carbon rods?
  r10pez10: if your carbon rods are animate in your reactor you have bigger problems
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @r10pez10 I think that's the plot to one of the Resident Evil games, actually.
 letsbelgo: lolol
 e_bloc: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, chat, what are the win conditions of this game?
 NeoKevlar: Find the boss, kill it, and whoever has the most shiny medals wins?
 NeoKevlar: I assume?
Krillin_fan: Ada "all econ" Wong
   LoadingReadyRun: @thedepthandbreadthofseth or your opponent dying
 e_bloc: 15 does not seem like a ton of life
thedepthandbreadthofseth: How much infection is too much infection?
 Strebenherz: You got this Angel, get his ass
dagoth__ur_: life is a resource
 e_bloc: oh I didnt know piss was what made it yellow
CrossXhunteR: i will need to watch this one from the top later
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Do all Canadians say foi-yay and not  foi-yur?
Krillin_fan: to be fair, he likely doesn't want ALL the knives, as a hand of 5 knives isn't great...but it is funny!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Krillin_fan 5 Knives Burger and Fries
PopeWorldbuild: Oh I miss this game
 exeJayce: man I could go for 5 Guys rn, their stuff is always so good. expensive but worth it.
Krillin_fan: @LoadingReadyRun it's delicious and terrifying
Krillin_fan: can i pet that dog?
   LoadingReadyRun: not anymore...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun actually, if anything, it's easier now.
 SnackPak_: cut cut cut cut
 Mangledpixel: knife time!
 e_bloc: the knife ability:  stab, but better sta
 NeoKevlar: Knife to meet you, nerd
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ^
 couchboyj: Shiv-man and Wheeler Love Stabbing
   LoadingReadyRun: It is quite a knife day out today
Krillin_fan: Wesker's Secret?  Shockingly it's knives!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, hey, happy pride to one and all!   
 NeoKevlar: 4
 NeoKevlar: I think
CrossXhunteR: wait, is krauser involved with knife fighting a boulder
  r10pez10: ada wong selling the antivirus on or destroying it is very lore-correct
Bruceski: Krauser is 4
 SnackPak_: that'll happen
Bruceski: He shows up for a knife-fight cutscene, and then fires exploding crossbow bolts at you running around ruins
Bruceski: Then his arm turns into a sword
 ContingentCat: green herbs in real life are good too
   LoadingReadyRun: @Bruceski what!? Knife guy uses a crossbow? fail!
Krillin_fan: "i have this..."  shows a knife, everyone is like "yeah we know buddy"
 NeoKevlar: the infected has an effect when revealed
 NeoKevlar: right
 NeoKevlar: oh, nevermind
 ContingentCat: Hunter in his lane
 NeoKevlar: Kinda has a lotad vibe
CrossXhunteR: CabbageXhunteR
thedepthandbreadthofseth: someone should make an RE prequel called "Intern Evil."  Or maybe, the next game could be Fellowship Evil.  It's time they moved on.
wiigamer1995: chat is this game old af?
 Sethalidos: that sounds like an Ian,no moment
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Surely there ready for that specialization in Infectious Disease.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: they're*
Bruceski: Mimicry Marcus would be... )? Was that leech guy?
dagoth__ur_: lol
 NeoKevlar: 5 knives at freddies?
RangerAlpha7: wheeler's ability to find the time walk in every game is unparalleled
 lightfut: Wheeler casts knife at level screw you
Krillin_fan: the abilities on the infected in the mansion are so wildly unbalanced in this game, i love it
 e_bloc: I see you've played knifey-spoony
 NeoKevlar: yeah, but it's still only 50 health
dagoth__ur_: you said 50  a second ago
 e_bloc: something about a knife to a bite fight
 loufghyslaufey: Or, or, "UN-Die"?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oGood Knife Moon semms especially sinister.
   LoadingReadyRun:  my card images were renamed with an OCR program, which is pretty good, but the font and design on these cards is quite challenging. so some are named crimsomhead, huunter, leon kemedy etc
 NeoKevlar: I mean, she can scry?
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CrossXhunteR: silent hill: shattered memories?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is RE usually PvP
   LoadingReadyRun: @thedepthandbreadthofseth it has PvP and PvE modes
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Bruceski: @thedepthandbreadthofseth When you give Sheva a grenade launcher it is.
   LoadingReadyRun: forgot to check shouldyoupetthedog.com
Krillin_fan: classic knife and dump
UtilityPunk: Shattered Memories sounds like a Yugioh game sequel
CrossXhunteR: @UtilityPunk it was a silent hill game on the wii
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @UtilityPunk its sounds like RG artifact removal.
   LoadingReadyRun: Krauser reloading his knives
dagoth__ur_: Stare
CrossXhunteR: angel has done approximately one million things this turn, and im still worried
 NeoKevlar: you can scry
 SnackPak_: 
 r10pez10: does wheeler need to unmute
 r10pez10: angel kill dat boss
CrossXhunteR: like it's off
 NeoKevlar: its off
  Juliamon: it was momentarily back on
CrossXhunteR: it made a loud fuzzy pop and the sound stopped
 r10pez10: thanks y'all
 NeoKevlar: they're like, 'damn, that jacket looks REAL nice. hand it over, thanks."
CrossXhunteR: hello mr wheels
dagoth__ur_: hmmmmm
CrossXhunteR: had to disinfect it
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can you put bullets in your knife?
CrossXhunteR: your knives, they do nothing
dagoth__ur_: wow
dagoth__ur_: how does that even make sense
 NeoKevlar: knife try, knife guy!
   LoadingReadyRun: shoot the knife gun!
UtilityPunk: The liquor cauterizes the knife wound
   LoadingReadyRun: how knife to see you Dr. Salvador
UtilityPunk: Is Wesker's Secret a swimwear company?
 Sethalidos: nope it's a utility company which is even more confusing
   LoadingReadyRun: @UtilityPunk Banana hammocks only
 NeoKevlar: I like how wheeler has his infections. reminds me of the digimon tcg's security (except very much not that)
CrossXhunteR: does the game end at 0 health or 10 infected? or is there another end state?
 NeoKevlar: would have been 90
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CrossXhunteR: could have been a contender
 NeoKevlar: does the boss get shuffled, or?
   LoadingReadyRun: @CrossXhunteR 10 infected doesn't kill you, you become infected and start PvPing
BalthusHomewood: Hiya
CrossXhunteR: is this like the LotR card game, where the pros do a game in 20 minutes and you do it in 2 hours
CrossXhunteR: into the abyss with you
  Juliamon: !next
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  Juliamon: you can't hang up on cthulhu
CrossXhunteR: wait, like a CNC machine?
 JKBalch: Hmm, call of cthulhu. Angel keeps getting cooler every time
 GasCityGaming: JAy Leno?
BalthusHomewood: Crimson Chin
   LoadingReadyRun: Krauser falling down while carrying 15 knives is quite dangerous
CrossXhunteR: just got an email telling me youtube premium is rolling out auto-adjusting video playback speed. for the true sickos out there
BalthusHomewood: @crossxhunter well, it ain't a CNV Dance Machine simulator
   LoadingReadyRun: @CrossXhunteR how does that work? automatically speeds up when it detects the content is boring?
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun i guess. i have to assume it is going off of where others are adjusting the speed and building a model
CrossXhunteR: could also be listening for the silences and the yapping
CrossXhunteR: both players are taking many game actions and i am unable to tell if the game is meaningfully progressing to an end state
CrossXhunteR: is this Lantern Control?
 NeoKevlar: while you were building your economy, i practiced the blade ~ Benjamin Krauser Wheeler
PopeWorldbuild: lol
kynelwynn: Ada being very controlling in getting the result she wanted? You don't say
niccus: lantern control is when a horror game has a flashlight meter
Krillin_fan: Wheeler's got a great poker hand
CrossXhunteR: Luigi!
 r10pez10: guys i think wheeler likes knives
   LoadingReadyRun: m'genie
kynelwynn: I've got this! Reload I've Got this! Reload
 NeoKevlar: you like that knife? knife? nah man, i dont want no damn knife
 Sethalidos: since Angel plays CoC what has been her most awesome character death?
CrossXhunteR: wheeler needs to draw an infected card i believe
KeytarCat: RE4 Knife frame rate shenanigans
   LoadingReadyRun: Nemesis: "What is small man doing with little knife?"
CrossXhunteR: oh, is death just "shuffle it all and get time walk'd"?
Krillin_fan: @CrossXhunteR you lower your max hp as well
Krillin_fan: if your max HP hits 0 you're out of the game
KeytarCat: @Krillin_fan FF1 LIFE glitch, where you rez an enemy to 0 hp, so it dies again and you get double XP from it
Krillin_fan: can i fight that dog?
Krillin_fan: @KeytarCat classic! 
KeytarCat: what does infection do?
Krillin_fan: you become a zombie and can attack other players directly!
KeytarCat: Neat!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can Ada scry again on her bonus explore?
 shendaras: Do you get to scry again on the second explore?
 e_bloc: o7
CrossXhunteR: how many cards are in the mansion
 NeoKevlar: -3 infection for angel
Krillin_fan: Watch and Play is cancelled, Angel is still storming off
 e_bloc: bonus stream is cancelled
 NeoKevlar: poggers
 e_bloc: Wheeler is exploring his own subocean
CrossXhunteR: we did just see a million knives
voren_chalco: Edward Noknifehands
CrossXhunteR: "sorry. can't make it for Call of Cthulu tonight. i'm stuck in a neverending game of the resident evil card game."
Krillin_fan: the worst part of deck builders, all the shuffling
CrossXhunteR: wheeler didnt even offer for angel to cut
Krillin_fan: O-o-o-o-overkill!!!!!!
PopeWorldbuild: ^^^^^^
CrossXhunteR: maybe the knives would change her mind
CrossXhunteR: surely the mansion or library or whatever is getting mighty low
Krillin_fan: next magiccon, set up at a table $50 a person RE:DBG, winner take all
KeytarCat: Are the infection cards actual cards?
 e_bloc: I'm beginning to think maybe Wheeler does not, in fact, have this
  Juliamon: oh whoops title changed already lol
   LoadingReadyRun: @CrossXhunteR I think the mansion was bigger in this game
Krillin_fan: please Wheeler, he didn't spend 8 years at Evil Medical School to be called Mr. Salvador
Buxx345: mr salvador didn't go to medical school for nothing
Krillin_fan: the mall ninja phase hit this game hard
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Paul said WE KNOW.
 n3ther: now we really know
 fjordsword: Wheeler is now every dude with a fedora saying "Yo, have you seen my sword"
 JKBalch: Judge, he keeps showing me his cool knife
Buxx345: that dog is mincemeat
PopeWorldbuild: The dog is SUPER dead
 lightfut: Ben's pile of corpses continues to grow
CrossXhunteR: is the air getting thin in there?
   LoadingReadyRun: dog or porcupine
Krillin_fan: RE:DBG has trapped two players inside of it, the game is the real winner
CrossXhunteR: is this room sealed shut?
KeytarCat: Wheeler with the infinite ammo rpg
PopeWorldbuild: You have murdered the very concept of dog.
 gualdhar: hey Wheeler, Alex is in the hallway with a baseball bat
MilkInBags: no
CrossXhunteR: do you think this will end in an extra 10 minutes? be honest.
PopeWorldbuild: Finish him!
 n3ther: surely just 10 more minutes
 e_bloc: one more
CrossXhunteR: i showed up like an hour ago and im unsure if the game has meaningfully changed since then. that was right about when wheeler got all the knives
voren_chalco: Did you get pictures of it first?
   LoadingReadyRun: knife vs Gatling gun, the age old contest
 Astrovore: I saw the stream name, was not expecting this but maybe I should have
 e_bloc: knife's a safe bet as long as you're less than 10 feet away
MilkInBags: live mic
Buxx345: there's no end in sight
PopeWorldbuild: There is no satisfaction. Only infinite mansion.
CrossXhunteR: would alex appreciate all of these knives
MilkInBags: prove it
 moamyn: Thank you Alex 
 NeoKevlar: i mean, you were too busy buying out the weskers
  Juliamon: I don't think it's Let's Nope that takes forever to finish games. I think it's just horror games in general.
   LoadingReadyRun: Escapes from the dead city, Dies
MilkInBags: gg
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 pn55: 
Buxx345: HE DIED
dagoth__ur_: you did it
 accountmadeforants: 
 ghizmou: the madlads, they did it
 pn55: Perfect! 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Doesn't it only do 20?
 e_bloc: 
PopeWorldbuild: Lies and slander
CrossXhunteR: false alarm, he lives (but died?)
dagoth__ur_: wouldnt dream of it
 QuixoticScrivener: hype
 n3ther: we're in purgatory still
CrossXhunteR: did the licker get bottomed?
 7gorobei: he died, but got better
 e_bloc: god willing
Buxx345: @CrossXhunteR happy pride
nightsreach: how many doors does this mansion have=
 Astrovore: licker bottom? hu hu hu
   LoadingReadyRun: @nightsreach a lot
 n3ther: no context needed
 e_bloc: its only polite
 QuantumTwitch: its. like a perfect rendition of RE
 fjordsword: Wheeler "I've Got This" ... dies repeatedly
   LoadingReadyRun: Wait, kick open door, fight monster or get treasure? Is this just Munchkin?
 KWardJenx: Wheeler is Jack Burton in this adventure
Krillin_fan: it's not NOT Munchkin 
dagoth__ur_: are knives bad?
 brainbosh: This is not the Resident Evil I was expecting to see at this time
 ghizmou: the real horror was the game never ending
 DarkMorford: Zombie munchkins?
 NeoKevlar: if you die, you come back with 10 life, right?
CrossXhunteR: i thought the herb came into play earlier but am unsure
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Inscryption episode 4 was 4:09
dagoth__ur_: FREEDOM
dagoth__ur_: Oroboros is strong in this game too?
 pn55: 
 youcantlistentobuttons: I have to go pick up a pizza, thanks for a fun Card game y'all!
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Graham is away, so Alex will play with heavy machinery on tonight's Bonus Stream. Game: Milling Machine Simulator) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 n3ther: Huzzah!
 ContingentCat: great timing
 Astrovore: And here I thought milling machine was a joke about how this game was going
 NeoKevlar: Congrats to Knife Guy!
 PharaohBender27: 
PopeWorldbuild: Oh dear
dagoth__ur_: you can get one game in
  RayFK: Look I saw you try and Canlander on a tiny table
 n3ther: oh he'll make it work
CrossXhunteR: oh, so 3 games
PopeWorldbuild: Thank you for the stream
 PharaohBender27: "No I will *not* put my tray up! I'm playing a game!"
 n3ther: 
 Strebenherz: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Graham is away, so Alex will play with heavy machinery on tonight's Bonus Stream. Game: Milling Machine Simulator) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
 Strebenherz: !patreon
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  Juliamon: oh boy SGF already?
 NeoKevlar: what decks?
CrossXhunteR: and paul?
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon yarp, Sony already had a thing today
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 NeoKevlar: And thank you to alex
 shendaras: 
 n3ther: 
 ContingentCat: Happy pride 
 RechargeableFrenchman:  
 loufghyslaufey: BUTT! Does he...??
 Astrovore: 
 DarkMorford:   
  Juliamon: 
 SimGuy3k: I feel like I was just here
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1
niccus: you've heard of milsim, now it's time for millsim
 baltimore_667083: 
 exeJayce: hey look we've all been here before
prince_infidel: 
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thebuzzstreams: Wooo! No longer just milling cards but milling all sorts of other stuff!
 TehAmelie: milling machine? are we gonna be Conan? (second time today this has come up)
 ErynTzun: oh Hai, no garbage day today?
 Strebenherz: bets on whether this is a game or a webcam as alex works on irl milling?
DarkMorford subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 146 months, currently on a 146 month streak!
 DarkMorford: If you don't spend an hour tramming your table first, is it really an accurate simulator?
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 Strebenherz: @ErynTzun G was busy with stuff ircc
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 ErynTzun: ooooh Milling Machine with Alex I see!
  Juliamon: G mentioned last night that this would be a bonus stream today
 realbadatthis_: @Strebenherz might be the con crud quarantine
 ErynTzun: I was very eepy near the end of that I missed it
Strebenherz watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
  Juliamon: I would put money on it being PPR prep myself
  Juliamon: !ppr
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 Strebenherz: sounds like he's okay/good either way at least, not like "and suddenly bs happened"
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 gnyrinn: Simulated milling? Sure, I'm interested.
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 Nigouki: can't wait for the break baking part after we do all the milling
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 247Gremlin: 108 months, that's like 2 years!
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 lamina5432: even
 Driosenth: No place like G54
 margieargie: I will say that, for better or worse, I read it as "Milking Machine Simulator" at first...
 DarkMorford: @Driosenth I like G28 myself
 Strebenherz: @margieargie   
 baltimore_667083: hi Alex!
  Juliamon: ADAM
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
thebuzzstreams: @margieargie we are all but milking machine simulators
 Nigouki: lmao
 CaptainSpam: ADAM
 neisan2112: Oh lololo
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ha!
ghyllnox: 
 Strebenherz: CLASSIC
 SnackPak_: that haus rides again!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ButButTheJesus: MUH NOSTALGIA
 Omthebox: Adam you got a hat
 Kramburger: Adam did for Saroa
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, it's the past again!
 GasCityGaming:   
 Saintnex: hehehe
 gualdhar: oh I'm on camera HI MOM
 betweenmyself: something something Milling something something Magic the Gathering 
 exeJayce: lrr.exe has stopped working
 e_bloc: 
 Diabore: alex broke into the gamehaus
 Strebenherz: no no, keep it this is great
 shendaras: 
 Kramburger: *saros
KeithulhuCards: Lol
 ErynTzun: I was gonna say do they also have CNC machine in this and yes they do it's a DLC but of course
NimrodXIV: Adam did a thing
 margieargie: Hey Adam!
 neisan2112: Woops
 droodtheozeference: Heh. Ancient interface.
ButButTheJesus: hi alex
 baltimore_667083: it’s sure going
 Nigouki: hallo
 pn55: Don't even worry about it
 JKBalch: Heck yeah Alex
 Strebenherz: oh it was quarantine
 DeM0nFiRe: No watching today, only playing
stove_melon: i saw the stream title. explain yourself right now young man
 ErynTzun: oh he's quarantining for safety, makes sense.
 exeJayce: "play whatever you want" is the best
merrickdragoon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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 Strebenherz: Okay is this a game, or are we just watching you do irl milling
 TheMerricat: Thst was Adam's bonus stream overlay 
droodtheozeference subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
 droodtheozeference: Resubbing so Alex has to try to pronounce my username.
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Weagle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months, currently on a 111 month streak!
 Weagle: Butts.
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 Viewers_Like_You: We did this!
 OldUncleDan: Pride of Happiness, everyone!
 Driosenth: Do you start out with your grandpappys clapped out off-brand Bridgeport
ghyllnox: Good news! You're the top (only) streamer in Milling Machine 3D!
KeithulhuCards: Multidisciplinary Entertainment Hole was my nickname in college
ButButTheJesus: i don't think i knew that
 Driosenth: CRASH CRASH CRASH!
 TehAmelie: do we hope it's the Guitar Hero of metalworking?
 GasCityGaming: Ooo there's a demon on steam for this 
 GasCityGaming: demo*
 shea_wolfe: I was promised ever forward never learning
 DarkMorford: I watch Blondihacks, I'm 100% ready for this 
 JKBalch: Please don't lose fingers
 Viewers_Like_You: Gesundeheit
Natural_Ones_Only: Is this CNC Mill or Manual
 baltimore_667083: bless you
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Do you have your copy of Machinist Handbook ready?
 Weagle: Oh hey Chair's joining you on stream!
 Nigouki: i just want to know how fast you can launch your work from an untightened chuck
 TehAmelie: a mysteriously powered generator, i bet
 e_bloc: windpower
thebuzzstreams: it's all underground delivery
 Viewers_Like_You: The walls have outlets in them, don't they?
Natural_Ones_Only: Gas Gen?
  Juliamon: Natural_Ones_Only apparently CNC is DLC
 OldUncleDan: Hidden magical Solar pannels?
 Strebenherz: DAMN
 Driosenth: That is TOO clean
 Sethalidos: Better question what's with the out of phase tree
Natural_Ones_Only: @Juliamon Damn just like real life
NorthstarTex watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
that sure is a nice looking machine
 Nigouki: finest alibaba mill
ghyllnox: That's an awfully shiny machine for such a crungly building
 GasCityGaming: That is the most expensive thing in that house, including the house.
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Welcome to My Summer Milling Machine
 gualdhar: the only thing that isn't rusted
 Driosenth: shed mills should be covered in 5mm of grease
 DarkMorford: It turns metal into chips
 e_bloc: I hope its a roguelite
 Strebenherz: @GasCityGaming that's the most expensive thing in the tri-county area 
 mercano82: Buried cables. Call Miss Utilities before you dig.
 RedAlexxis: So today's stream is about exhausting your opponent's deck?
 SnackPak_: boo
 Mathwyn: It's a machine that mills, obviously
 Nigouki: lol
Natural_Ones_Only: Tool go spin and part stay still
 Driosenth: First task, "Make a Cube"
 ratbabyonline: I MISSED THE START OF STREAM BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING CARTOONS ON ALEX'S DISCORD SERVER
 OldUncleDan: Where I come from, a milling machine is the thing that makes flour.
 TheMerricat: Milling machines are 3D printers in reverse, for metal. 
 Astrovore: don't you dare put it in inches
 TehAmelie: you can't spell mill without millimeter
 Strebenherz: @ratbabyonline just started, it was a little late from is this your card
 247Gremlin: Miller-meters?
 TehAmelie: wait
 PhuzNutz: "Lathe that stood up for itself" is really good.
 taliesinskye: Many kinds of mills. Saw mills, flour mills, etc.
 Manae: Just divide by 25 for "close enough"
 ratbabyonline: @Strebenherz Ok phew
thebuzzstreams: we millin' tungsten today?
 RedAlexxis: @TheMerricat That's the spirit! Time to make some bread
 ErynTzun: I hear Canda uses a weird mixture of measuring depending on what it is lol
 Nigouki: we gonna make a bronze bush?
 Earthenone: General Mills
 margieargie: Oooh, copper, I hope it's high-quality
 Strebenherz: @ratbabyonline also no watch play tonight, so we have a bonus stream tonight.  G is doing quarantine
 Orlantia: 25.4mm/in
 gnyrinn: "Inox" ... Is this a French game?
 ErynTzun: *Canada I can type
Natural_Ones_Only: Mill: Tool Spin part move Lath: Part spin Tool move
 PhuzNutz: @Manae You must be a woodworker (:
 DarkMorford: Mills and lathes are machines that turn raw metal stock into scrap 
ghyllnox: Is there a Standard Object in milling that one must create for calibration purposes?
ghyllnox: Hooooooo boy
 RedAlexxis: oh no!
 Strebenherz: fk and ik my beloved
 SnackPak_: thats alotta windows
 taliesinskye: @ghyllnox Sometimes a standard cube.
 Going_Medium: Would you say this game is good, or just... Run of the mill?
 Manae: @PhuzNutz Engineer 
Natural_Ones_Only: Cube?
 Viewers_Like_You: You're probably making some sort of object
 RedAlexxis: at least the concequences of getting it wrong here aren't a serious as disfigurement
 Strebenherz: *please* tell me the bronze goes absolutely flying if you don't vice it
 TehAmelie: this already feels like Homestuck crafting
 taliesinskye: Like a one inch or one centimeter cube.
Natural_Ones_Only: Apprentice Mark time
 Orlantia: @manae pi is 3 engineer or 5?
 taliesinskye: It's easy to measure how close you got after, and that is your calibration
 ratbabyonline: im very excited tools wise because i discovered theres a maker space thats actually in victoria and not a 40 minute bus ride from downtown
 PhuzNutz: Close enough for all practical purposes. ::winkyface::
thebuzzstreams: Don't forget the eyepro
 Manae: @Orlantia 3.14. If you need to use Pi you're past rough estimates
 Mathwyn: Gotta take that handle off so a survival horror protagonist can find it later
 TheMerricat: @ghyllnox You joke but not only are there, they are assigned ISO numbers. "ISO 10791-7 Test Pieces (M1–M5): The global standard for machining centers categorizes test parts into specific shapes to test linear interpolation, face milling flatness, angular positioning, and free-form surfaces."
 RedAlexxis: yeah, another big advantage, a mistake doesn't cost you a $100 visit to a hardware store
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
  LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
Natural_Ones_Only: Yummy Finger Eater
 ratbabyonline: still need to get an apartment before i start any big projects though
 Driosenth: I don't think I could spin the handle fast enough to properly engage a SC bit into bronze
ghyllnox: @TheMerricat Thank you! Idle curiosity rather than joek, I know there's a boat-type-thing for 3D print enthusiasts
ghyllnox: But a whole array, that's fascinating
 Orlantia: Touch the forbidden pasta
 DarkMorford: @ghyllnox Good ol' Benchy, yeah
 PhuzNutz: With the shine on that steel, I have high hopes for the brass chips. 0_0
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