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TehAmelie: is the music volume really low? not that it matters here but just in case my speakers are dying
TehAmelie: speaker, even
Diabore: i also cannot hear music, though firefox assures me there is
ArdCollider: now it's not!
Diabore: mawp
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Diabore: there it is
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ladyjessica: jump scare
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Vinewood_OG: Wet eyes, strong hearts, can't lose.
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munocard: kyuuuub
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TheMerricat: Chat, I joined late and without any context the only thing I can assume from what I've seen/heard so far is that James has infected everyone in the Moonbase with eye aliens.
TehAmelie: something time dilation something
Micalovits: Allergies is almost eye aliens
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Micalovits: You body thinks its aliens at least
Vinewood_OG: Chili dog years
munocard: Jitte?
PhoenixMelior: I think we should take the rare
Micalovits: DT is always good
TXC2: the knife of this meal
Micalovits: Reanimate is just "Are you in black?" - getting back a 3 dop is great!
Obskure34: llanowar elves lover here
munocard: none of these are big creatures
munocard: Nightmare is good
TehAmelie: i read Jitte wins like 50.002% of the games where it's played (because everyone wants to play it)
MrSarkhan: Nightmare is real good
SolarBlitz1: Supershredder cares about anything leaving, not just dying to be fair
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munocard: HOOF
jaimeblacken: the eye too!
TehAmelie: throw away the whole m- behemoth
munocard: oculus is also silly
MrSarkhan: There's so many good options here
Micalovits: Also eye or collective vrutaliy puts a cad in your card
Natural_Ones_Only: Golgari, Rakdos, Jund?????
munocard: UNMARKED GRAVE
BraveOthello: Animate the Hoof for fun and profit
Micalovits: Animate dead 100%
SolarBlitz1: The green bear helps to mill us
Micalovits: !chat
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munocard: Grave gets hoof in the yard
MrSarkhan: you need that to get stuff in the bin.
Diabore: you need things to put in bin
JKBalch: Unmarked Grave is my funeral plans
PhoenixMelior: Never listen to us
TXC2: !listen
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TehAmelie: Animate Dead is my favorite card for needing 5000 words to explain a highly intuitive spell
munocard: Gargaroth I think is the pick here
MrSarkhan: i like gargaroth here too
Micalovits: The best way to put things in the bin are the cards that discard cards to do things, like bone shards or collective brutality
TXC2: Gargaroth keeps in Golgari for the moment
Diabore: i like show and tell too, but its risky
munocard: I like the voidwalker or Gearhulk more than goyf
Diabore: cant worm
Micalovits: Not wurm!
Diabore: it is not
jaimeblacken: doesn't work!
IanJacek: you can’t reanimate worm
MrSarkhan: no!
munocard: read wurm
Natural_Ones_Only: Can't
Iperithon: Worm is not reanimate
IanJacek: oh hey grist
Diabore: its a replacement
Natural_Ones_Only: Reading the card
munocard: GRIST
MrSarkhan: read the last line
IanJacek: grist is incredible for you
Micalovits: You can reanimate grist, and it mills
jaimeblacken: can reanimate grist
jaimeblacken: hilarious
TehAmelie: oh well, we got a big finisher i guess
munocard: It's either grist or Bayou
munocard: jitte wheeled?
TheOneInquisitor: there's a cube?
IanJacek: elf
TehAmelie: Jitte is so last year am i right
MrSarkhan: I'd just take the elf here
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor yeap, it's back, it is phantom of course though
Natural_Ones_Only: Ramo good
TXC2: SHREADER wheeled?
Micalovits: Also boneshards is dece
Diabore: i like oculus
munocard: You can buyback reanimate with Ewitt
Natural_Ones_Only: Ewit Reanimate
jaimeblacken: oculus wheeled!
MrSarkhan: definitely ewitt
munocard: honestly, yeah, the Bear seems good here
TehAmelie: when is a witness eternal? the case has to end sometime don't it
munocard: Archaic is castable
A_Dub888: dat goyf
Natural_Ones_Only: I think we get rocked by aggro rn
Diabore: notably unmarked grave did not wheel
jaimeblacken: necrogoyff yooo
munocard: Krang?
IanJacek: other goyf!
Natural_Ones_Only: We have a lot of targets
Natural_Ones_Only: Boo Palantir
munocard: Yeah, I think Krang is the last big booty we need
BraveOthello: Wait, always take Gandald Big Naturals
TehAmelie: Palantir: if your opponent is a billionaire, they may look through your library
cmdrzellgaudis: because that company is evil
jaimeblacken: oooh ent
Natural_Ones_Only: Ooh copter
Diabore: generous ent searches a land and puts itself in the bin
IanJacek: looter scooter
Micalovits: Looter scooter or the ent are boog
drewm1022: Ent cycles itself.
TXC2:
turns out people will in fact try to build the torment nexus
drewm1022: Into the yard.
munocard: Scooter is so good here
MrSarkhan: ent is good
IanJacek: scooter helps fill your bin
tsp397: Copter is good here
Natural_Ones_Only: Is superfriends an archetype in this format?
munocard: It's a weird DT
Diabore: someones taking all the reanimate creatures but they wont get any reanimates
TehAmelie: what if you had a Shadowspear ON a Batterskull?
munocard: we got two of the best ones
Diabore: slam gis
munocard: Griselbrand is probably worth taking
munocard: or the fetch
A_Dub888: Big Grizzussy
Natural_Ones_Only: Garg, Hoof, and Krang, and the grissy
TXC2: big daddy G
jaimeblacken: girrisss
couchboyj: His name's Grissy B and he rocks the telly
munocard: Cradle is a trap
munocard: we don't have enough cheap bodies for cradle
TehAmelie: @munocard -stuff babies say
TXC2: Cradle is more of an elves card
MrSarkhan: take the land for a potential red splash?
jaimeblacken: yuppppp
Natural_Ones_Only: Six is also good
munocard: I like Acolyte or Six
munocard: oh hell yeah
Jundinator: Hi LRR. Kathleen and Cori, did you hear that wotc is adding ranked brawl to arena. Thoughts?
munocard: Researcher is still reliable surveil
munocard: Witherbloom Command?
MrSarkhan: ent is good. it's not a bad reanimate either
Wiliart: Ent is great to cycle for a land, and reanimate after.
Kid_Amn: it's more of an amoose bouche
munocard: lmao titan
jaimeblacken: evoke grief, swamp, reanimate grief, gg
Jundinator: Memory Jar
Natural_Ones_Only: Dark ritual wheeled?????
TehAmelie: thought that was a solid joke. . .babies should be suspicious of cradles
munocard: Yawg's will???
CypherWulf: Snap Memory Har
CypherWulf: Jar
TXC2: !card yawgmoth's will
LRRbot: Yawgmoth's Will [2B] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, you may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard. / If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile that card instead.
Jundinator: !card memory jar
LRRbot: Memory Jar [5] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Each player exiles all cards from their hand face down and draws seven cards. At the beginning of the next end step, each player discards their hand and returns to their hand each card they exiled this way.
BrowneePointz: also allows you to screw your OP’s hand
munocard: windmill slam the persist
Jundinator: Note that you may not look at cards exiled due to memory jar
munocard: Yeah, Triumph is the best thing here for us
TXC2: triumph or the inquistion ?
munocard: Prismatic Vista
BrowneePointz: hand attack is more valuable in Cube where there’s bullshit running around
Jundinator: WTF IS THIS PACK
TXC2: the land pack
A_Dub888: Cori "I just love Turtle" Dickenson
Jundinator: Channel AND fastbond
munocard: Necromancy or Boseiju?
SolarBlitz1: Ouro's pretty nice
Natural_Ones_Only: We might life loss ourself
BrowneePointz: yes
munocard: Yes, flash means you sacrifice it at end step
TXC2: !card necromancy
LRRbot: Necromancy [2B] | Enchantment | You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. / When this enchantment enters, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control and attach …
TheMerricat: Any graveyard, too, right?
A_Dub888:
Ugh modern Magic cards, am I right? 
Jundinator: !card necromancy
LRRbot: Necromancy [2B] | Enchantment | You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. / When this enchantment enters, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control and attach …
Natural_Ones_Only: Auras interacting with graveyards need so much rules finagleing
archand1spider: Bob!
TXC2:
oh Gods it hits the twitch post limit
munocard: Confidant seems a trap
MrSarkhan: If you cast necromany as a flash you have to sac the creature and end of turn.
BrowneePointz: if you flash it’s gone EoT with Necromancy. hard cast it’s permanent until Necro goes away
bytecaster: Oh, we cubing?
30teracyte: speaker is very good
30teracyte: discord outlet and tutor
BrowneePointz: err non flash*
jaimeblacken: ohhh emmanuel
munocard: Give griselbrand haste
BraveOthello: But imagine reanimating Emrakul ...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Troll is very easy to reanimate T2.
munocard: Speaker is good
Jundinator: @loadingreadyrun thoughts on ranked brawl?
30teracyte: you took the emperor of bones
munocard: Yawg's Will
TXC2: Jundinator they're focusing on the draft for now
QuixoticScrivener: icetill?
30teracyte: icetill is bonkers
Cjcaesar: Yawgmoth'
Cjcaesar: s win?
30teracyte: three cards in one
munocard: Utopia Sprawl?
jaimeblacken: boseijuuu
munocard: oh yeah, Order gets Hoof
archand1spider: yes
30teracyte: i'd speculate on the natural order I think
30teracyte: oh wait that was pack 3
TehAmelie: so, ramp, draw multiples of seven cards, sacrifice them, reanimate? strategy seems sound.
TheOneInquisitor: Breach going 2nd to last was wild but i guess thats how the cube crumbles sometimes
Jundinator: Or giant worldspine Wurm
A_Dub888: natural order can also get Grist
TXC2: 11 cuts...damn cube is wild
MrSarkhan: I think you missed this but there is a catch on Necromancy. If you cast as an instant you have to sac the creature at the end of the turn.
A_Dub888: @TXC2 you're wild (affectionate)
munocard: Shadowspear can go
TXC2: A_Dub888 thank you
the_walloper: ent gets played instead of a land
TehAmelie: with all that card draw, i'd consider a bigger deck than minimum. but i'm weird
munocard: Dark Rit isn't needed here. We're not in Storm
Natural_Ones_Only: we need life
30teracyte: yeah ent is effectively a tapland that puts a 5/7 in the bin
bytecaster: Oh no, that card has a scrollbar
jaimeblacken: dark ritual, shadowspear, gearhulk, command, wishclaw imo
Jundinator: Gearhulk is meh
munocard: Gearhulk is our worst target
bytecaster: We put out hoof down
bytecaster: *our
munocard: I think we don't need Talisman
munocard: It gives the opponent a DT too
Natural_Ones_Only: We have enough reanimate to not need the tutor
TehAmelie: but if they use it you get two!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think the shadowspear is unnecessary.
Natural_Ones_Only: Oh god am I Gandalf's Big Naturals now
30teracyte: yeah wishclaw is best in a deck that wins the turn it uses it
bytecaster: Judge! Why is my opponent allowed to do things?!?
TheMerricat: shadowspear is cool but does it really give us something we value?
the_walloper: spear seems not great
munocard: We might have enough mill that we don't need Jar
TheOneInquisitor: I don't think jar is worth it here
MrSarkhan: I'd cut Jar
MrSarkhan: It's slow
munocard: Six, Grist
Natural_Ones_Only: Ok do we need Big G
munocard: Icetill mills
TheMerricat:
What happens when jar mills all of our reanimate. 
EOstby: Witherbloom Command.
Natural_Ones_Only: Six mills
Jundinator: We dont need jar
TXC2:
TheMerricat we concede
bytecaster: @TheMerricat We cry, then we concede
TehAmelie: two separate cards that say "draw seven cards", we're invincible
Jundinator: 41 CARD SPECIAL
BraveOthello: The millings will continue until morale improves
munocard: We saw 15/15 and slammed it
munocard: Looks good to me!
Jundinator: We COULD natural order the giant wurm into play
munocard: lmao turn 1 mox
gualdhar: !chat
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Jundinator: !card natural order
LRRbot: Natural Order [2GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature. / Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
munocard: Mill and get the mox
Jundinator: DEW IT
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Punishing mox is fsntsstic.
EOstby: Us.
munocard: blue arrow = blue choice orange arrow = orange choice
munocard: Grist is a creature
MrSarkhan: that's what the ewitt is for.
munocard: Animate Dead is bad on Grist
the_walloper: animate dead on grist doesnt wrok
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't know if animate dead works with Grist.
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: If you animate dead grist he dies again
the_walloper: work*
TheOneInquisitor: I wish they printed prismatic vista to death the same way did with fabled passage
munocard: wheeee
TXC2: grsit stops being a creature on battlefield, and the aura falls off right?
Jundinator: It won't. The moment grist hit play, it stops being a creature, and becomes an illegal target
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Play dork first.
munocard: @TXC2 yep
Jundinator: Correct
munocard: Fanatic means we can hard cast Krang next turn
TXC2: munocard Jundinator ok, thanks for confirming
munocard: Fanatic taps for 4 green
TheMerricat:
Well we could have.
QuixoticScrivener: still true
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It makes 4 mana
Jundinator: Did we just get timetwistered?
munocard: We re-drew our Krang too!
TXC2: Jundinator yes, this is a powered cube
SoylentDoener: @Jundinator timespiraled
Jundinator: @SoylentDoener Even worse
MrSarkhan: GG
munocard: lmao ez game
TXC2: EDGE
TheMerricat: Was that... three turns?
jhmv: GG
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Turn 5 krang.
Jundinator: 5 I think
TXC2:
TheMerricat nah, 4 turns, this isn't standard 
munocard: We hard-cast a 9 drop
TheMerricat:
@TXC2
TehAmelie: i want to call it one turn after the opponent would have inevitably have said "wait, i'm in trouble"
A_Dub888: I don't know, DID we have fun reanimating Craterhoof hard casting Krang on turn 5?
SoylentDoener:
i like krang, i play the guy in my karn wishboard in modern 
TheOneInquisitor: Cube thinks its so *special* with it's six perfect square sides well guess what
Jundinator: @SoylentDoener Ew
munocard: Also, we're a certified Draft Contender
munocard: I like this
munocard: We're one land away from good
calculated_uncertainties: I looked away for a minute to play a turn on BGA and game was over. Wow.
TheOneInquisitor: @munocard James worked hard for that (he got it for free)
Thefluffiestguineapig: You hard cast craterhoof? Man sometimes being late is hard
TXC2: 2 land hands are risky keeps on Arena
SoylentDoener: @Jundinator just because its not jund
TehAmelie: it was a quick turnaround once we reanimated Craterhoof
TheOneInquisitor: 0/1 goyf is an intimidation tactic
Jundinator: @TheOneInquisitor A what
SoylentDoener: karn great creator can get artefacts out of the sideboard
munocard: Now we're cooking
Jundinator: @SoylentDoener Because its UB
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheOneInquisitor Unless you have the goyfs matter stuff
TheOneInquisitor: @Jundinator It's a joke on how cracked that draft was
munocard: Show us the looter, OP
Jundinator: @loadingreadyrun so thoughts on ranked brawl?
TheMerricat: Chat, if they counter a bitter triumph, do you still discard or does the counter happen before you pay that?
Jundinator: @TheMerricat Additional cost
A_Dub888: !card bitter triumph
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
munocard: @TheMerricat You pay costs first
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It was free and I won.
TXC2: TheMerricat you have to discard before casting
TXC2: as someone who played Brawl almost everyday, Ranked is not gonna help brawl in any way
TXC2: *plays
Jundinator: Gets the CEDH heads out of the casual queue
XavusGaming: When has existence of a ranked queue every stopped people from playing the most competitive or meta thing they can in an unranked mode?
TheMerricat: Brawl currently tries to match your decks power level doesn't it? So ranked just means now you get to throw the coughing baby deck against a nuklear bomb.
Jundinator: @XavusGaming Nothing, but that already gets put in hell queue so
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I want to play standard brawl, but it sucks out there.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @XavusGaming As someone who just likes to tool around in Alchemy and encounters WB horrifying decks constantly, this is correct
TXC2: TheMerricat it matches mostly from commander power, and not much from the deck or player skill
comrade_cards: The unranked queue just becomes a testing ground for decks before people go for rank
A_Dub888: oh right, Six has more text
Thefluffiestguineapig: Six has lots of text
QuixoticScrivener: you can animate it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Green x/4's gonna give it to ya.
TehAmelie: so that's where the Jitte went
public_key_reveal_party: Isn't that just Annette?
TehAmelie: cut to a person who closes a browser tab before reading the comments
TehAmelie: (and then cries)
Natural_Ones_Only: Jordynne is normal about Lestat
ContingentCat: lol there's actually a bunch of tarot readers on tiktok I've come across some of, they'll put no tags and be like 'if you came across this today it's meant for you'
Strebenherz: Heya Kathleen and Cori. Kathleen ty for introducing me to boards of Canada with the last brave new faves. That new album is a banger
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Natural_Ones_Only Just as normal as Jordynne is about many of the characters in Date Everything
QuixoticScrivener: pour que no los dos
TXC2: pretty sure calling Jordynne normal is a grave insult to her.
drp3p3r77: when is brave new favs on?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Vaultborn tyrant is my favorite pet card. It's so much value!
ContingentCat: @drp3p3r77 9:30 pacific time saturdays
Thefluffiestguineapig: @drp3p3r77 It's Kathleen's home stream
munocard: Are we winning, chat?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @munocard So far.
TehAmelie: it's looking pretty good
TXC2: munocard yeah kinda
drp3p3r77: @ContingentCat awesome thanks!
munocard: I had to take a work call, and suddenly there's a boardstate
ContingentCat: The new BoC is so good, I've been listening to it a bunch
TehAmelie: gotta remember Duke Nukem Forever
munocard: But do you love squirrels?
TehAmelie: medicore as that would have been even without any hype
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I remember the lessons from it, I don't have to remember the game
munocard: Chandra is going to flametongue something
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
Graham hosts I love boosters, right?
TXC2:
BoC makes music that reminds you of the time you had to kill a man in Scotland in 1985 despite the fact you were born in 1989
munocard: Insect can sac to kill a threat
munocard: even better
munocard: Gargy
TehAmelie: i have to remember that phrase tonight. "oh hey, it's recurring nightmare!"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Nightmare is a ridiculous card (complimentary).
Strebenherz: @TXC2 I feel called out by this
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Strebenherz Not me. I was born in 1983!
munocard: proceed to scoop phase
archand1spider: you couldve done it again!
Marvoleath: Grist: "But I made this insect for you" D:
KingOfDoma: Howdy team. We kicking lots of Cube butt?
TXC2: hello KingOfDoma welcome
munocard: Grist is literally made of insects
TehAmelie: this game the oppo had time to concede, so we might be losing tempo
CaptainSpam: Recurring nightmares are the most economically sound nightmares! They're reusable!
munocard: We don't have a whole game plan, but... it's interaction?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @munocard Is Grist Spiders Woman?
TXC2:
Grief: a fine, unproblematic card
Natural_Ones_Only: Stepped away, did we win?
TXC2: Natural_Ones_Only yeap
Thefluffiestguineapig: Spiders Georg is whatever you want them to be
TXC2: munocard attacking and blocking with creatures is the only kind of interaction IMO
munocard: Researcher
munocard: boooooo
A_Dub888: Red can't kill a 3 tou- oh
munocard: hard casting grief is rad
TXC2: Liver turn? yeah mines done that before
munocard: Command time
munocard: Gristly Bill!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 5
Iperithon: wish you could hit yourself with that...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, 1 counter, nm
munocard: lmao
QuixoticScrivener: kappa
QuixoticScrivener: lol
archand1spider: woah opp is playing the exact deck i played in this cube yesterday lol
Flyingdelorion: Hello! just got here! I see it's ladies night! Oh, what a night!
munocard: Nightmare turns Grief into Griselbrand
A_Dub888: Greiflbrand
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
Natural_Ones_Only: Krang in bin
Flyingdelorion: I assume we are cubing?
TXC2: I also do not listen to Arena music
archand1spider: cant be blocked
TXC2: Flyingdelorion yeap, on reanimate.dec
jhmv: Do you thing Karn chose to wear the loincloth or did Urza make him
BraveOthello: "It's superfluous because it's just a metal plate down there"
Flyingdelorion: OOh, spicy! @TXC2
archand1spider: you cannot unless you had 1 more land
KeytarCat: Karn ate from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
Marvoleath: Have we reanimated Grist yet?
munocard: Bitter Triumph the Karn?
TehAmelie: i heard a car driving by the other night that was blasting sick beats. swear the song actually said "boots n cats n boots n cats"
munocard: then we draw seven
munocard: YESSS
Micalovits: Can even nightmare and sac the goyf
archand1spider: cards in deck?
munocard: SO MANY GAME ACTIONS
archand1spider: ggs
TXC2: turns out Krang is powerful
Natural_Ones_Only: Krang is hard to beat
Stardackk: i like hording my resources
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Krang is a big brain play
archand1spider: i had krang and show and tell in this cube and it was nasty lol
Flyingdelorion: only your last life is important!
Natural_Ones_Only: My life by Billy Joel?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loadingreadyrun Cori, a brief search found Black Hole Sun covers by Jenna Bell and NORA JONES!!!
RatherLargeToad: I don’t hate waiting till after the attack to draw the cards. if they had removal then losing the life and not gaining it back could have hurt
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have made so many people suffer for assuming I would concede when I got to 1 life
TXC2: oh no, Oko
Natural_Ones_Only: noko
Kentosaurus: the best kind of plan
ContingentCat: stupid plans are my favouirte
drewm1022: Slow dredge!
A_Dub888: Oko's getting out of contorlko
BraveOthello: Stupid sexy Oko
TehAmelie: discarding down to 7 is the reanimate version of hard casting
munocard: aww boo
MrSarkhan: rude
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Yep
munocard: We're totally fine
BraveOthello:
munocard: OH MY GOD
Kentosaurus: wow rude
Micalovits: RUDE!
MrSarkhan: WOW
TehAmelie:
RayFK: It's their Krang
TheOneInquisitor: OUR KRANG
TXC2: EVIL!
munocard: bone shards doesn't work here
CaptainSpam: Rude!
MrSarkhan: Our Krang
BraveOthello: Our Krang, comrade
Chronomagistrate: Krang-rade
KeytarCat: Live by the dead die by the dead
archand1spider: now you know how our opponents feel
Marvoleath: That's our dead!
jhmv: Is this what we've been doing to our oponents?
TXC2: jhmv yes
munocard: Gargaroth could block once
XavusGaming: ah the perils of cube draft not playing out in the same pod you drafted with
XavusGaming: how dare you also have reanimate?!
TXC2: live by the reanimate, die by the reanimate
TXC2: be reborn by the reanimate...wait
Marvoleath: @TXC2 then live again by the reanimate
munocard: Mull
Micalovits: Nono, grief puts itself into the yard!
Marvoleath: you can double grief
TheOtherTrevor: awww. missed opportunity for some scam
munocard: Never didn't have it
munocard: You killed Beefslab
thedepthandbreadthofseth: He had it coming.
XavusGaming: oof Cathar ruining the Necromancy plan
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Winning!
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munocard: can it put butter on the dog?
wedge_x: make their dog green
Strebenherz: @munocard Ian is that you
munocard: There's a BotW speedrun category where you just try to get butter and drop it on a dog.
Spades_Slicc: the mongrel is already green
JKBalch: They buttered Jorts to get him to clean himself
Iperithon: You would only put butter on your dog if it's a pure bread.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is your muffin buttered
TehAmelie: caution, hair dyes can be painful
archand1spider: butter dog, dog wit da butter
JKBalch:
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munocard: @archand1spider You know what's up
BraveOthello: Why is there a speed run category where you butter a dog?
munocard: @BraveOthello why not?
TehAmelie: the more important question, do you know which side your muffin is buttered on?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is your mother worried
Mangledpixel: is your muffin buttered? is your mutton buffered?
TXC2: the mirror reveals only the harshest of truths
BraveOthello: @TehAmelie Slice the top, butter, replace. The middle
TehAmelie: ah, muffin sandwich
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TXC2:
TehAmelie so a layer cake?
TehAmelie:
BraveOthello: Muffin bottom, butter, muffin top. Arguably a layer cake?
TheMerricat: So ideal curve we block. reanimate, block again. and if we get another land we can hard cast our tyrant.
munocard: ruh roh
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 With unsweetened butter cream icing!
munocard: You sure can!
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth ooo!
TehAmelie: the French always asked, how can we put more butter in it? but they never considered just slicing it and buttering
TheMerricat: Double block
Spades_Slicc: Yeah but if you chump with the tyrant you get a token and can cast reanimate on the tyrant
BraveOthello: Grife?!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Please don't call my streamers dumb, @loadingreadyrun . It sets a poor example for the children.
wedge_x: kitty!
TehAmelie: the only way to best Cryptic Command, remove it from their hand
TehAmelie: no one card has ever gotten me killed than Sylvan Library in my own deck. this looks good
TehAmelie: *more
munocard: absolutely
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Draw 2, gain 6 seems good.
TXC2: behemoth next turn probably
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie You clearly didn't play enough necropotence.
Bruceski: Tyrant and Byrant know they're twins but still get very annoyed when people mix them up.
TheMerricat: oh we get regrowth back next round.
archand1spider: nope
ContingentCat: did it change in June?
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: No. It's two past that now I think.
TXC2: it is Wednesday my Froods
Kentosaurus: hard casting the craterhoof is so awesome
TehAmelie: ha, Sylvan Library strikes again
Marvoleath: button command not yet updated for June #blameJames
BraveOthello: "Yeah, I can do math" - the opponent
A_Dub888: @Kentosaurus you're awesome
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Kathleen
ContingentCat:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tc tx!
BraveOthello: @TXC2 Bye off, we're chat!
TheMerricat:
Chat, RE: what just happened on screen with the pack. Does anyone else get really pissed because you can't click the pack to move forward and have to click the claim button? Cause I get irrationally pissed everytime it trips me up.
TehAmelie: Timecube, always relevant
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Newt newt, doot doot, flute flute.
KingOfDoma: Canadians will never be sure which pronunciation of Cecil is correct because of ReBoot
munocard: touching me, touching you
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is death like muscle touch for goths?
munocard: That's gonna get bolted, but I guess t hat's fine
munocard: There we go
munocard: Persist doesn't work on Krang
TehAmelie: save us, Krang
munocard: I think we're dead here
munocard: bolt the bear
munocard: We had a good run with this deck
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 4-3?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Solid.
KingOfDoma: 4 and 3 is respectable!
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ContingentCat: solidly not bad nice
Marvoleath: !badadvice
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TehAmelie: good times were had by all. except those who got trampled all over by us maybe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 50c is a cheap way to be entertained for an hour.
jhmv: alright people, I'm going
jhmv: happy more cube maybe
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BraveOthello: @pctjoe The braincell
archand1spider: cub tribal
pctjoe: @BraveOthello lol yeah
couchboyj: The Titania shenanigans are strong in this cube if you can get the pieces.
munocard: Cub is really good
archand1spider: mono-cub
Micalovits: Reanimate is probably the best card, but cub is a good second
TheOneInquisitor: Is it time to try again
BraveOthello: Cub!
A_Dub888: cub-cub club-club
sporkraptor: cub cube
Mangledpixel: as the ewoks say, cub cub
munocard: Vibrance?
Flyingdelorion: The cubs work well toghether!
kynelwynn: Earthbend a Wasteland is lols
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Torsran is best snimate/ sneak target
Micalovits: Vibrance is also good, but I like wasteland
ralphthellama: Cub-cub, commander!
alexitoast: u can destroy your oen lands for more la dfall triggers
couchboyj: Natty Order
alexitoast: own
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Thatsgood to order
couchboyj: its a one drop to Natty Order too
couchboyj: Safekeeper is great if you can get Titania
couchboyj: Might be wroth speccing on
couchboyj: You can natural order into it
munocard: Mortuary or Savannah
Iperithon: You can get it with natural order
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Walk without rhythm
ralphthellama: This cube seems like fun
munocard: Scavenger can also get Wurm
munocard: Hedge?
archand1spider: ajani is busted
munocard: MYSTIC
munocard: We want Mana Dorks
couchboyj: Elvish Mystic, for your Cub
munocard: Hierarch
archand1spider: look at that theres another dork in this pack lol
iconicshadow89: ooo aadverary
munocard: I like Adversary here
iconicshadow89: settle is in every draft
e_bloc: settle is ramp
archand1spider: @e_bloc lmao
Micalovits: Settle is "in the game"
munocard: Priest isn't bad
e_bloc: think of how big the cub would get though
munocard: scooter!@!
archand1spider: sheep
munocard: Paragon is really good
munocard: I'd take the surveil land
munocard: Oh that was not a surveil land. lol
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munocard: Priest is really solid
couchboyj: There are plenty of Artifacts and Enchantments in cube one would be very happy to trade for a random card off the top
archand1spider: lol we did end up with the surveil
munocard: MANA DORK
munocard: YESSSSS
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Fantastic Fanatic.
munocard: This deck gonna be silly
munocard: Solitude
archand1spider: soliuteeede
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Say you'll be mine...
couchboyj: Sweet, Adaline! (bah bah BAAA)
munocard: It's a creature with Swords on ETB
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh won't you come and let me whisper in your ear.
Agnememnon: Free spells are better
Juliamon: AYYY
couchboyj: Nice!
archand1spider: armageddon and be evil lol
munocard: Oh hell yeah
RedArrogantKnight: combooo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Yes.
TheOneInquisitor: But armageddon......
couchboyj: Crucible might wheel
theambivalentagender: They're an old EDH combo
archand1spider: this pack would be so good to just take all of
munocard: Ocelot pride!
theambivalentagender: Well, more synergy than combo
Juliamon: more kitties!
TheOneInquisitor: Oooh ocelot pride
Gekyouryuu: pride good, thicket we hope wheels
A_Dub888: !findquote cat
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munocard: We've got a surprising number of cats here
couchboyj: Primus is good if it wheels, great Natural Order target
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Now, here me out, what about boots?
Juliamon: this is not a great pack
archand1spider: mox?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Archive
munocard: Surveil land
Gekyouryuu: archive, for surveil?
kynelwynn: Boseju for removal
iconicshadow89: orb
couchboyj: Zuran Orb makes your Titania real good.
couchboyj: Balance is not us. We do have ramp for Eugene
Juliamon: cat car
archand1spider: cat time
Natural_Ones_Only: Cat tribal
TheOneInquisitor: It's cat tribal now
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think you should run copter with all those 1s.
Juliamon: kitty kindred
Natural_Ones_Only: 60 card draft deck?
Micalovits: How many fetches did we get?
A_Dub888: Lion sash is a cat
couchboyj: I don't think Crucible is worth without fetches. Sash is good.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Also, a cat I think.
TheOneInquisitor: LAND TIME
Natural_Ones_Only: Nobody else is playing Cat Tribal/Land Destruction?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What did you do to deserve this draft karma, Kathleen?
archand1spider: ugin isnt that good outside of colorless/artifacts
Fleegler: is this naduless nadu?
couchboyj: You have a Zuran Orb and a Smuggler's copter, but yeah, not a lot of colorless
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Fleegler Kitty tribal.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It is w, tap: draw a card.
kynelwynn: Ocelot pride is tokens
Fleegler: it's also only creature tokens so it doesn't work with sentinel either
munocard: Ajani makes tokens
munocard: Ocelot makes tokens
munocard: Adeline makes tokens
couchboyj: I think we can ditch Vibrance and Wistfullness without their supporting colors.
TehAmelie: should we call the deck Normal Regular Cat Lady?
Fleegler: maybe sash?
Natural_Ones_Only: 50/40
munocard: Blade Splicer makes tokens
archand1spider: i think t:c also includes artifacts and enchantments because they technically have the letter C in their typeline
archand1spider: t:cre is what I do
Natural_Ones_Only: That Ajani is not ok, it
Natural_Ones_Only: terrorized a format
munocard: cheap cat that works as a Scavenging Ooze
Natural_Ones_Only: Lion Sash: Equipment Cat
kynelwynn: Splicer makes a. singular. 3/3
munocard: Emeritus of Truce makes tokens too, sort of
Micalovits: Its a 3/3 that comes with a 1/1 flier
couchboyj:
Its good but ya gotta cut something
munocard: Titania makes tokens!
Micalovits: Might want to cut titania and the orb+safekeep
archand1spider: what do the big elementals do?
Natural_Ones_Only: Big Cat wide
couchboyj: I think the big elementals are not great if you can only do half of them
munocard: I think we cut both the Lorwyn Incarnations
munocard: Eagles is good for plainscycling
iconicshadow89: play 41
munocard: cut Sentinel?
couchboyj: I think you are right, cut all the fun stuff (Titania and Natural Order stuffs) and just play Selesnia aggro
Micalovits: I like 16 lands or 41 cards
Natural_Ones_Only: Its Cats
archand1spider: it seems less explosive but very solid
munocard: This is gas
munocard: Spirit Realm the Steelcutter?
Micalovits: RUDe
munocard: oh wow
Thefluffiestguineapig:
munocard: Keep up mana to draw off staff?
munocard: Ocelot Pride gives Blessing
Micalovits: Could crack the map?
iconicshadow89: 2 kittes
munocard: Pride and get blessed
munocard: wowowow
TheMerricat: Chat, I haven't played this current set much, doesn't that mean we get +1 +1 every round now?
Micalovits: I... Was so sure we where gonan run into cryptic command
Joecool190: yes
munocard: @TheMerricat yep
TommyGoodale: @TheMerricat yes. every first main
TheMerricat:
WFT was that?
munocard: this is fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
Micalovits: Do they like, have underworld breach in hand?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And this is why that card is banned in so many formats
Micalovits: Ahh, F
couchboyj: Ut oh
Bruceski: You had to say it.
couchboyj: And they already played Brain Freeze. Bye bye deck.
kynelwynn: You're not getting another turn
Thefluffiestguineapig:
munocard: I think we're dead here
Micalovits: We don't
Thefluffiestguineapig: That requires you get another attack
Natural_Ones_Only: They're almost out of yard
Micalovits: Damn, if we didn't cut worldspine wurm xD
iconicshadow89: we played 41 anti mill
Bruceski: Worldspine Worm was the last draft?
Micalovits: Its in both drafts!
kynelwynn: Storm! *jasshands*
munocard: @Bruceski we got it again
MasonzeroGaming: crazy how much more balanced Breach could be if at least Flashbacked instead of Escaped. Infinite Manamorphose is wild.
TehAmelie: no one expected a mill storm
TehAmelie: awkward keep, or awkeep
archand1spider: milling must be on the LRR collective consciousness
kynelwynn: What in the Legacy is this opening?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn Powered Cube
Micalovits: @kynelwynn A vintage opening!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also what has a tap counter on it
Thefluffiestguineapig: On the opponents side?
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH GOOD
kynelwynn: Incoming Wheel
TehAmelie: really you were the one who said it was awkward, i was just making up funny words
Thefluffiestguineapig: Time stamp for heather
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kynelwynn: No you draw nothing
kynelwynn: Narset
FlargBlarg: oh no it would not be great
Valoopy: wheel would be terrible
Micalovits: I like the adveresy with 1 counter
Spades_Slicc: incoming counter
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
Spades_Slicc: play chariot
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH GOOD even more fun friends
Spades_Slicc: !card unexpectedly absent
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Please put the loyalty counter on Tamiyo when she's a creature, someone once did that IRL and I cackled once it was my turn
couchboyj: Absent the Foundary, maybe? That thing'll go crazy next turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder if they crypt themselves
TehAmelie: get encrypted, as it were
Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels like a deck that is trying to do something
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me neither Kathleen
kynelwynn: What's Tezz' ult?\
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn That's what I'm wondering
Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like this is built around SOMEONE'S ult
couchboyj: Cat car, coming through
kynelwynn: Punch Narset so you can draw?
kynelwynn: Okay
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
Mangledpixel: that's just my natural state
couchboyj: Retrofitter Foundary stuff
archand1spider: evil corporations and evil mtg cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've built some piles of nonsense, but this is weird
Thefluffiestguineapig: How many cards in their deck?
Thefluffiestguineapig: They're clearly digging for something
Thefluffiestguineapig: OOOF
kynelwynn: Well, they're digging back for Tezz at that point
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn Right, but they also just put Sheoldred in the graveyard, so they clearly have some kind of reanimator thing they can't get going
kynelwynn: Eh, I just think they wanted to Nug Kathleen for 4 since they've got the enging going to make 4/4s
Thefluffiestguineapig: People don't hard cast Sheoldred
archand1spider: its the 4 mana one not the 7 drop
phipau13: dont worry they kill themselves in a few turns
Thefluffiestguineapig: @phipau13 Two
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crap
Hauwulf: they wouldn't have two black to pay for sheoldred if they kept her
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is Tamiyo's flip condition?
Bruceski: failed to find
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig draw 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Hauwulf I'm so confused!!!
kynelwynn: It's now scry to kill Kathleen off Plantir ig
Hauwulf: @Thefluffiestguineapig I assumed they were mono blue with artifacts until the one swamp appeared
Juliamon: I'm not confident they know what it's doing either
phipau13: gamble on the crypt
Spades_Slicc: make additional flier?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Hauwulf I feel like this was a mono blue with colorless pile till something else happened
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT are they doing
archand1spider: they die to crypt here trust
FlargBlarg: we got there!
Bruceski: WOO!
munocard: lmao
phipau13:
nice
Hauwulf: a fitting end for a thoroughly confusing game
Micalovits: Same
TehAmelie: same
Thefluffiestguineapig: They DID CRYPT THEMSELVES
phipau13: same
Spades_Slicc: That sure was A game
couchboyj: Artifact Shenanigans. They drafted brown and saw where it took them.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was all of us
archand1spider: cori knows all
TehAmelie: felt a bit like playing tennis against a superior player who errors themselves into losing
couchboyj: They might have been a piece short from infinite mana and infinite tokens from Retrofitter Foundary.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Not even, because that implies they were playing Tennis
Spades_Slicc: Ajani's famous song: "I'll make a cat out of you"
wedge_x: (in just seven days...)
Spades_Slicc: now you can lurris ajani
FlargBlarg: @Spades_Slicc she can just play him, he got lapsed
Thefluffiestguineapig: It felt like we were trying to play tennis and they were using a pickle ball and also trying to use a badminton racket
TehAmelie: that works
Spades_Slicc: @FlargBlarg I didn't read memory lapse, i assumed i understood it like a true mtg player
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Reading the card explains the card, therefore no one reads
archand1spider: are they 5C?
FlargBlarg: damn, autotapper robbed you of the boast there, casting ajani for WW
kynelwynn: If they pass with 4 mana up, beware the Settle
FlargBlarg: i would have never though it would autotap that way
archand1spider: it prioritizes lands over creatures
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FlargBlarg Autotapper is like automod. Every once in a while it makes sense
RatherLargeToad: it feels like they had some kind of infinite combo and built a very bad deck designed to do it.
Spades_Slicc: hard cast solitude then slam?
kynelwynn: Autotapper's going to dill you
archand1spider: woo
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kynelwynn: They looked like they were 5c stuff, so.. I wouldn't feel bad
FlargBlarg: he probably drew all lands, as is the James way
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RatherLargeToad: greed. dek sometimes will just stall out
Thefluffiestguineapig: Powered cube can be tempting
Marvoleath: !dragonshield
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CrypticKablam: just cast him and he'll do the rest
archand1spider: double cub!
TommyGoodale: he likes dorks
RatherLargeToad: you play it to cause your OP to spend mana and discard removal
archand1spider: the quick swap with the bench
CrypticKablam: nooo
munocard: casual ancestral recall
archand1spider: rip landfall trigger
Spades_Slicc: It's fine, look at all these basics
Flyingdelorion: aSequencing Cori! Cub first, then land!
archand1spider: well i guess that makes up for it
kynelwynn: Thanks opp
Flyingdelorion: Well we learned!
munocard: Bowmasters makes Innocence not great
Spades_Slicc: innocence + Usher?
munocard: Adversary seems good here
Spades_Slicc: Well it'd be hard to pay twice
archand1spider: no more bowmasters nice
couchboyj: I'd trade Chad for Bowmasters any day
archand1spider: oh!
Micalovits: Oh dear
kynelwynn: gg go next
ContingentCat: Ql
munocard: itchy tasty
archand1spider: i think i mull on the play
Spades_Slicc: Let's go gambling
Flyingdelorion: I would mull too
munocard: Solitude
RatherLargeToad: The Doot Doot Flute!
munocard: We know how this goes!
Flyingdelorion: Ah, the bloomburrow flute is here!
archand1spider: well well well we meet again libraru
archand1spider: ooh adeline
munocard: Adeline is kinda great here
munocard: Bolt the bird
Micalovits: Touch the snake!
Spades_Slicc: sunlance the fanatic
kynelwynn: Spirit Realm the Fanatic
couchboyj: Touch the Snake
MrPipboy3000: Fanatic is a bird
munocard: Touch snek
archand1spider: touch the snake is amazing
KenKopin: Reticulate the splines!
munocard: okay, touch tyrant
Spades_Slicc: Touch the Tyrabt
archand1spider: touch it
munocard: amazing
archand1spider: hit cre
munocard: are we gonna beat Turn 1 Library?
archand1spider: library only works when in cori's posession
munocard: Hmm
munocard: Will they draw a card?
munocard: Especially with Book being a new card type
definenull: Book *is* a creature typr
definenull: Or artifact type?
munocard: @definenull It isn't a creature type
munocard: Bingo
Athelgar: isnt it a supertype?
Micalovits: Cat car!
archand1spider: @Athelgar scryfall search gives only artifacts but that might just be a coincidence
TheMerricat: @Athelgar Subtype, of artifiact.
munocard: @Athelgar Supertypes go before the card type like "Legendary" "Basic" "Snow"
munocard: Emeritus seems fine here
Athelgar: right
Spades_Slicc: !card emeritus of tru
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
TheMerricat: "We introduced the new Book artifact type on Diary of Dreams in this release, so it only makes sense that we'd add the Book artifact type to some older cards as well. If you're looking to catalog these changes yourself, you won't need to learn the Dewey Decimal System."
munocard: We can give them an inkling and kill Titania
archand1spider: does it work if you habe tje same numer of creatures
munocard: oh crap
archand1spider: wow that was a lot of typos
RatherLargeToad: they have to have more. tie doesn’t work
definenull: Oh no
munocard: I hecked up.
phipau13: well...
archand1spider: live and learn
Spades_Slicc: does this emeritus seem worse than the other ones to anyone else? You either need to be down 1 creature or 3 creatures to prepare it and it needs to change zones to re prepare
Kentosaurus: emeritus of truce is a trap card
raulghoulia: well, innocent here
munocard: @Spades_Slicc It very much is the worst one
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kentosaurus Yeah that card seems complex
KenKopin: Chat is never completely innocent.
Juliamon: Just because we're not the one who hecked up doesn't make us innocent
archand1spider: uh oh
definenull: Welp
archand1spider: did we draft that?
definenull: Winds of abandon?
archand1spider: tragic
definenull:
archand1spider: wait they have khans on arena?
munocard: @archand1spider yep, for a while now
TheMerricat:
so have so many cards in your library, it's too bad you never play constructed. 
JKBalch: Thank you Cori and Kathleen for streamning
Flyingdelorion: They added Kahns of Tarkir on 12-12-2023
archand1spider: @Flyingdelorion ah I mustve missed that lol
Juliamon: ooh more Angel!
Flyingdelorion: That happens, lots of sets come out, both IRL and on Arena! @archand1spider
RatherLargeToad:
this is relevant to my interests 
ContingentCat: LRR has normal people?!
JKBalch: Ooh, in person or digital bridge?
LoadingReadyRun: in person
ArdCollider: o7
ContingentCat:
thanks Cori
wedge_x: o/
ralphthellama: o7
JKBalch: Thank you @LoadingReadyRun
Flyingdelorion: Thanks for stream! bye!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Mood Swings) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:04 from now).
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