LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL would doing the "Skyrim Chunk Challenge" unarmed count as Punch a Chunk? https://www.reddit.com/r/ElderScrolls/comments/d3uj96/skyrim_chunk_challenge/
Juliamon: lrrSIG
Juliamon: and... lmao
Kentosaurus: DinoDance DinoDance
Juliamon: (psst it's "visible")
SaxPython: I was going to ask about pre-game chat, but I'm clearly too late.
margieargie: Mmmm, barley
Diabore: "ah, youre finally awake
margieargie: (also too early, I'm still watching Checkpoint! <_< )
Juliamon: haha barley didn't even register because I was so distrated by visable
Xenguin47: I keep adjusting the slider, but it just takes me back to earlier in the stream...
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letsbelgo: I pirated skyrim cause I was a poor college student. Its still on my steam wishlist from like 2012. I cant wait to wishlist that and elder scrolls 6 next to each other.
letsbelgo: thats #art
Juliamon: that sounds optimistic
letsbelgo: hey, it might be 2030
Kentosaurus: petition to start every stream with skyrim theme music (a la the national anthem)
Xed_Regulus: I always feel hyped listening to that theme
Dog_of_Myth: That song takes me back
petey_vonwho: Every time I hear this theme I want to go start another playthrough
Juliamon: it's a good tune
CastleOtranto: Well this is a delightful treat
margieargie: @Dog_of_Myth How can you say that, Skyrim is so... oh, right... 15 years... hm.
Mister_BlueSky: Barley visible?
GhostValv watched 140 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
almost a year :O
NimrodXIV: live updates :D
LoadingReadyRun: I somehow misspelled two words in my stupid overlay gag. Great job James.
margieargie: Why did you change it, now barley is spelled wrong! :p
LoadingReadyRun: Just gonna grab a glass of water. Back in a second to go online proper.
Juliamon: It was very James of you
Dog_of_Myth: Cheer500 fus do rah
Mister_BlueSky: I just have this thing where spelling stuff jumps out at me. It's my weird mutant power.
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW SirPrise
BrowneePointz: @Mister_BlueSky no mutant powers until the PPR next week
raulghoulia: this is going to be an hour of crafting iron daggers
Kentosaurus: *primal chanting intensifies*
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrJAMES
Dog_of_Myth: Hello James
NorthstarTex: Ah, you're finally awake!
brainbosh: mysterious trip
SaxPython: more SLog!
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't had pho in a while
BrowneePointz: Missing Serge makes James go Pho
WriterRaven flops into chat, finally awake
letsbelgo: faaaa rus da
BrowneePointz: @Sarah_Serinde *high five same joke*
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TheWriterAleph: fuuUUUUS... ROH DAH
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protojman: CONTENT
Juliamon: Good news, bow is a viable weapon
Darleysam: and Elden Scrolls
Xenguin47: Good news: Archer is a very viable build
letsbelgo: yeah, shoot people in the butt
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah Bow is good
AugmentingPath: not a single Elden Squirrel...
Athelgar: Will James go stealth archer right away, or naturally move into it like all others lol
BrowneePointz: repertoire
brainbosh: repertoire
TheMerricat: Resume
lamina5432: i see someone has heard about secrets channel recently
BrowneePointz: ouevre
AugmentingPath: curriculum vitae
NathanJay_GA: lrrCrab
TheMerricat: Stealth Archer is the proper way to play this game.
LurkerSpine: lexicon
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Nooo, I'm going to go back to the only person who hasn't played an elden scrolls
PhoenixMelior: Oh boy, time to spend three hours on character creation
NorthstarTex watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Stealth Archer: the carcinization of all skyrim builds
Juliamon: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Nah, I still haven't. Hundreds of hours watching my sister play, but none myself
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Diabore: good news the stream is only 3 hours
Critterbot: So no monster factory? D:
PhoenixMelior: So well hit random 6 times and take that result, got it
TheMerricat: Besides, he's not playing modded, so the character creation is pants. :P
BrowneePointz: So James should hit the Random button a random number of times and just go with what it spits out
Juliamon: It's one of those games that everyone ends up with somehow
TheMerricat: This is the base edition.
Mister_BlueSky: I think almost everyone owns it by this point. In some form.
korvys: I blame Todd Howard
TheWriterAleph: because it was on sale for $5 at some point?
brainbosh: O swear its been free at some point
PhoenixMelior: I think everyone owns skyrim these days
Xed_Regulus: Maybe you were gifted it
Xed_Regulus: 2011 release
MrSarkhan: 2011
Juliamon: 11/11/11
WriterRaven: Original release was November 11, 2011.
BrowneePointz: 2011?
PhoenixMelior: 11/11/11
the_tutorial_boss: dude it came out like 2011?
Diabore: 15 years ago
underhill33: 11/11/2011
Juliamon: During Desert Bus
MrSarkhan: Yep
margieargie: If this was the actual full base edition I don't think it'd be showing the anniversary edition stuff
NimrodXIV: I remember the DB memes
margieargie: So yeah, Special Edition
PhoenixMelior: Yeah i remember it
TheMerricat: This is the version that is 64 bit instead of 32 bit. But it's the base that everyone uses these days. The 32 bit is still around and called Legendary Edition.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's Skyrim's 30th semianniversiary!
exeJayce: James, I have like four copies of this game across different platforms and I didn't buy ANY of them so I can relate
brainbosh: I would have sworn it was older even
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MrSarkhan: I remember preordering this
BrowneePointz: 13 years between GTA5 and 6, 15+ for Elder Scrolls
MrSarkhan: Then playing it for like 12 hourso n the first day
LordZarano: No memory of Desert Bus? Sound right
GrathXVI: I knew it was 2011 because it came out while I was in college
TheWriterAleph: we're just about as many years away from Skyrim as Skyrim is from TES Arena
AugmentingPath: It has been 15 years since Skyrim released... and 8 years since Elder Scrolls 6 was announced
LordZarano: *Sounds
Juliamon: I'm okay with this new meme
Diabore: we pasting copy?
Critterbot: Yes.
damakIRL: is it part of your punishment to shill the primes?
Dog_of_Myth: It's a good goof
Sarah_Serinde: it could be both
deathofspam: The world may never know
gsyhiap: It seemed like a neat thing to repeat lrrLUL
Juliamon: Yes
TheMerricat: Yes
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Diabore: yes
PhoenixMelior: Technically yes
MrSarkhan: Sure is!
BrowneePointz: yep 15 years ago.
the_tutorial_boss: been meaning to play through it again since replacing my ps4. it bricked itself =D
Juliamon: ESO doesn't count
Bruceski: @AugmentingPath Wow, I think that's the first time where instead of feeling old I thought "only 15?"
BrowneePointz: the last "release" was Oblivion Remastered or ESO
Diabore: like 12 years ago
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
BrowneePointz: Todd showed a quick teaser 8 years ago
PhoenixMelior: "Announced"
BrowneePointz: then NOTHING
margieargie: @TheWriterAleph I started playing Elder Scrolls games when Daggerfall was new (I was 9, definitely the right age to play that :p) and it's been exactly as long from that to Skyrim and from Skyrim to this... wow
MrSarkhan: Many years ago
TheMerricat: @Juliamon Nor do the mobile games that were TCG.
Juliamon: They both said they were making it and also publically regret it
WriterRaven: They announced it and then Literal Nothing has happened about it.
korvys: People have been waiting for ES6 for longer than GTA6
PhoenixMelior: If ONLY James
Dog_of_Myth: That would be great
lamina5432: very possible
CastleOtranto: I would lose my mind
TheWriterAleph: the internet would EXPLODE
TheMerricat: But not as long as those of us waiting for HL3. :P
MrSarkhan: It would be really funny
Vorrenthalla: They didn't actually start making Elder Scrolls 6 until way after the teaser, because they were making Starfield instead
BrowneePointz: yea. 13 years between GTA5 and 6
margieargie: GTA 6 is just another Skyrim re-release, clearly
TheWriterAleph: and then Gaben does the funniest shit ever
AugmentingPath: @Bruceski On the third day, god made Skyrim
Sorator13: @TheWriterAleph pfff
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
korvys: Half Life's 3-6, all at once
Darleysam: and then Silksong releases
korvys: They've been making them the whole time
BrowneePointz: Intergalactic
margieargie: @Darleysam Let's not get -too- carried away :p
BrowneePointz: the Heretic Prophet
AugmentingPath: @Darleysam Don't be ridiculous, Silksong's never coming out
TheWriterAleph: @korvys "we just kept making them just in case"
Mister_BlueSky: Valve: "We have 3 announcements. Half-Life 3, Portal 3, and Team Fortress 3." *mic drop*
MrSarkhan: Yeah it did
BrowneePointz: Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet
exeJayce: naughty dog good
LurkerSpine: yep yep
Foxmar320: Yeah
BrowneePointz: tomorrow at 2pm EST
letsbelgo: no, they are already absent
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1
BrowneePointz: God of War Laufey. That gameplay preview FUCKED
Mister_BlueSky: Ace Combat 8?
Critterbot: Can't wait to not get any KH4 news.
Xed_Regulus: Wolverine
PhoenixMelior: Rhythm heaven groove
BrowneePointz: oh this year...
Jamming_with_Jandalf: oh hi there. what flavour of stealth archer we makin?
Cptasparagus: splatoon raiders
letsbelgo: Graveyard Keeper 2
exeJayce: Starfox LMAO
Kentosaurus: Control Resonant
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Diabore: this year was fh6, but i already have that
Goombill: I'm most excited for the MGS4 Remaster
LurkerSpine: All the games I've been looking forward to this year have come out
TheMerricat: I don't play games till they are at least 2 years old. :p
Foxmar320: New Control
damakIRL: literally no idea... i still play OSRS and Elden Ring
GrathXVI: wait, playing new games? I'm over here playing Minecraft...
AugmentingPath: Dawn of War IV, probably. Not sure if it'll be good, but I sure did play a lot of DoW I
arkham1981: Does POE2 count?
Morrigan9: anything else on gta6 day
BeefcakeEmperor: Control Resonant, gimme more please
Bruceski: Control Resonant if my video card can survive it
korvys: Wolverine Rythym Heaven? That's quite the mashup
LurkerSpine: Mina the Hollower, Forza Horizon 6
WiJohn: PoE 2 1.0!
PharaohBender27: lrrBartleby
margieargie: The one I was excited about (Paralives) already hit early access so...
binaryviking22: Star Wars Zero Company
Dog_of_Myth: The Eternal Life of Goldman looks amazing
drrek0: Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
WriterRaven: Debating picking up Dead As Disco (currently in early access) but also keen for Star Wars Zero Company.
GhostValv: Valor Mortis and 45 parabellum bloodhound
BrowneePointz: I picked up Mina last week and need to play it, but that Preview for God of War: Laufey look amazing. A whole game with Deborah Ann Woll as the lead? HELL YES
148 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
Critterbot: Meh...
MrSarkhan: Nope
PhoenixMelior: I do not care about gta 6
Foxmar320: Nope
arachnid654: ayyy sup james
Dog_of_Myth: heya raiders
exeJayce: hi Wheeler!
Darleysam: GTA 6 isn't even launching on PC, I believe
BeefcakeEmperor: wheelerGre wheelerT
PhoenixMelior: My dad is excited for gta 6
SkylerRingtail: Could not care less
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
brainbosh: only for watching people play gta rp lol
damakIRL: gday raiders thank you for being here
Xan_The_Quiet: i've never played a gta and don't plan to start now (though i do technically own gta v
Foxmar320: Yeah it's not launching on PC so im not interested
angelofpacts: He won the last one. That's all that matters
lamina5432: i hope we get light no fire news
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exeJayce: GTA 6... idk if I'm excited so much as just done with GTA 5. I want new content.
benjamin_wheeler: Hey James, I've also barely played Skyrim. I got through the tutorial, accidentally kicked a chicken and had to hide in a house until they got mad I stole from them
WriterRaven: @BrowneePointz As someone watching the old Daredevil series and its peers on Netflix, shaking eyes emoji at the presence of Deborah Ann Woll
benjamin_wheeler: Did a new souls game come out?
gualdhar: wow can't believe you never watched a Kate Stark stream
BrowneePointz: Kinda Ben
hiFunko: Not since Nightreign right
BrowneePointz: you might wanna check out Phantom Blade Zero Ben
BrowneePointz: OH SHIT I forgot about Phantom Blade!
hiFunko: hey
BrowneePointz: Duskbloods? Don't know
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BrowneePointz: no date given
benjamin_wheeler: oh the bloodborne for switch 2
Diabore: im really hoping for at least a teaser for ff7r3
PhoenixMelior: Thats not from soft is it?
Diabore: tomorrow
PhoenixMelior: Isnt that game freak?
damakIRL: they hate people playing bloodborne
BrowneePointz: that is indeed Fromsoft
BrowneePointz: The Duskbloods
BluciU: just wake me up when they announce sekiro 2 (geoff PLEASE)
damakIRL: thye want it to be as hard as spossible to play it
BrowneePointz: it's like...Extraction Soulslike Bloodborne
PhoenixMelior: Minecraft 2
raulghoulia: looking forward to Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter Remake
GrathXVI: Doesn't Paul have five PS5s?
Vorrenthalla: just borrow one of Pauls five PS5s
Diabore: stealing is bad james
ladyjessica: yeah, just take one of the 5
ladyjessica: easy
Xenguin47: Canadian Taxes cost him 4 of them
hiFunko: probably not the next time tho
NathanJay_GA: He guards them fiercely though
PharaohBender27: @ladyjessica But they're *Paul's*!
Foxmar320: @NathanJay_GA Like a dragon guarding his hording
korvys: Not until the bubble pops, at least
Vorrenthalla: It is a well known fact that every LRR sketch is 100% real and accurate to life
PhoenixMelior: The switch 2 JUST came out
Cptasparagus: Virtual Boy 2 next year calling it
Sorator13: just skipping PS6?
MrSarkhan: PS5 came out 6 years ago now.
ContingentCat: PS6 would come first surely
Morrigan9: but all those components that are just laying around unused... /s
damakIRL: you mean the switch 360nosscope?
SquareDotCube: Need to teach Paul how to juggle in the next two decades for when he does the 9 PS9s video
GhostValv: ah yes, the Sw3tch :)
ladyjessica: x?
LurkerSpine: Series X/S
lamina5432: its probably good for the game system stability the last decade new systems kinda tanked
calculated_uncertainties: rog ally x?
Diabore: series yeah
arachnid654: X
Foxmar320: Series X
ladyjessica: or 1?
brainbosh: the XBOX loud noises
margieargie: I'm just waiting for Sega to announce their next console
Nigouki: iirc PS6 hardware is known but allegedly delayed due to AI boom and chip shortage
ghyllnox: "I have 2 Switch 2s" parody would be great
BrowneePointz: Sony is really trying to gear up for the PS6, and we know Xbox is working on Project Helix
ladyjessica: I do hope the next Nintendo device changes names again.
IanAllenBird: james has the secret inside source on the ps6
ContingentCat: I'm waiting for a switch 2 lite so hopefully I can afford an upgrade
raulghoulia: well you rented a house
SnackPak_: a ps5 for every office in the moonbase
GhostValv: Swiitch :)
hiFunko: that's a good while away tho
BrowneePointz: Pee. P U
ladyjessica: nes snes
Juliamon: Nintendo doesn't do 3s
IanAllenBird: gamecube 2
TheMerricat: The Marionatior.
hiFunko: yeah little bit
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe someday they will finally release the Nintendo 65
margieargie: Nintendo 64, Nintendo 65... wait no
hiFunko: I was there on launch day baby
hiFunko: our whole crew took the week off
damakIRL: sony the only company with their shit straight... just name console N+1
PhoenixMelior: I have played this game quite a bit
DeM0nFiRe: @margieargie Hey you took my joke! lol
TheMerricat: Nintendo 67
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
SymphonySolstice: gasp
Juliamon: wow
SnackPak_: wow rude
BusTed: damn
BrowneePointz: Funko is patiently waiting for the Skaven Metroidvania coming next year right?
IanAllenBird: : o
hiFunko: Yeah, because we're never safe. Act accordingly.
PhoenixMelior: Smh
NathanJay_GA: I think "switch" is too valuable a ~BRAND~ for them to ditch it. It's like Toyota ditching the name Camry
MrSarkhan: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: gasp
exeJayce: oh well that's rude, how dare
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
NimrodXIV: as a midwesterner, RUDE
Vorrenthalla: Instead of obtaining 6 PS6 copy and paste the PS6s with editing magic, deliberately badly as an additional joke.
s1ck1y: oh it's the goat
idontgetmyrealname: Funko's Australian?
Sorator13: Funko didn't actually get home; he's chatting from an island in the Pacific
gualdhar: wow can't believe Funko would be so rude to the LRR Mom
Juliamon: I think "S3itch" could work with the right font
Alchemistmerlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 134 months!
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7gorobei: it is the age of damocles
BrowneePointz: I bet Funko didn't even clap when the plane landed
PhoenixMelior: Oh its Jordynne hi Jordynne!
Critterbot: Let's do the thing!
ArtDecoSunburn: I wish I could get into Skyrim. It looks so pretty. I'm just so caught up in my old rpgs. The original open world game, UltimaVII.
ladyjessica: time to wake up
Firewhiskers: Huzzah huzzah it's fus ro dah
calculated_uncertainties: @Sorator13 Well, if he never left Vancouver Island, he should be on GMM
SquareDotCube: Time to meme!
exeJayce: just remember to save, James! don't do what I did and forget to enable autosave (after a friend disabled it) and lose like... multiple hours of progress
idontgetmyrealname watched 7 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
PhoenixMelior: Time for the meme
BrowneePointz: big rule of Bethesda games. STAGGER SAVE
TheWriterAleph: hey you
NathanJay_GA: Oh hey, you're finally awake
Sorator13: Why wouldn't we want to see your beautiful face, James?
SymphonySolstice: hey it's that funny meme
Kipstar: last time I saw this opening all the trees had been modded into giant hands...
SkylerRingtail: Alright chat, you have the intro memorized right?
Juliamon: yes, stagger save because you *will* glitch yourself into a problem
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Sorator13: @Kipstar LUL
Kentosaurus: hey you, you're finally awake
SquareDotCube: 24:40
Nigouki: oh boy, I'm finally going to see what happens after the "You're awake" line
Karimsicle: It's the shot from the meme!
Foxmar320: Ive played this game so many times and ive only seen the ending once lol
CastleOtranto: This line makes for a great pillowcase
PhoenixMelior: Oh we need to turn on subtitles
SquareDotCube: 24:43 from start to meme
Critterbot: Oh and you always start as a prisoner of some kind, it's like a trope in Elder Scrolls games.
TheMerricat: So chat, since this is the unmodded game just a heads up this ride glitches out all the time because they maded the carts have physics and as soon as you hit even a pebble the cart goes flying of with you in it it. :D
Karimsicle: Roll Credits!
letsbelgo: Damn you stormcloaks
letsbelgo: Shut up back there!
margieargie: I don't need subtitles -yet- since I've got this memorized, but that'd be very nice to have yeah...
Uzumaki15: Man it's been years since I've actually watched the intro, I have mods that skip it
Sorator13: Seems like a light guard for the leader of a rebellion
Sethalidos: my favourite bug was the launch day giant physics bug
idontgetmyrealname: I haven't played this since 2018, I forgot how much I loved this opening
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BrowneePointz: Jesus I haven't played this in over a decade and STILL have this intro memorized
margieargie: @Sorator13 Eh, what are the chances anything could come in and disrupt the execution? I'm sure it's fine
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PharaohBender27: @Sorator13 Look, they could only code so many people for this game at the time Kappa
hiFunko: Feels weird without a randy savage dragon overheard tho
Firewhiskers: "Where is your god now, Nord?" "Coming right up."
PhoenixMelior: They'll be here
Juliamon: :)
WriterRaven: The dragons will be here in time.
Kentosaurus: be patient james
Dog_of_Myth: :)
Vorrenthalla: you'll see dragons soon enough
BusTed: and sometimes they're trains?
WiJohn: Nah, I bet that's just a rumor
Sorator13: You have to be born first, James
BusTed: that's what I remember
Vinewood_OG: Here we go again....
idontgetmyrealname: @hiFunko not thomas?
BrowneePointz: How can you have any Dragons if you don't eat your meat!
raulghoulia: man about to be executed wants to see a dragon
Firewhiskers: Macho Man Randy Dragon?
SnackPak_: yeah, I'm hoping for trains
lamina5432: james the impatient
comrade_cards: Uh, this is Skyrim, not dragon age
margieargie: But the dragons haven't been seen in Skyrim in ages, they won't show up now I'm sure
Mister_BlueSky: It's not the Dragon Scrolls. CaitThinking
comrade_cards: Play the game with "dragon" in the name for dragons
TehAmelie: imagine to the npcs it looks like you're Jacob's LAddering
Firewhiskers: CW: Beheading
NathanJay_GA: 🚂
Nigouki: both that sure is mid-00s geometry. how did this game keep getting re-released thoughout the 2010s?
Vorrenthalla: @comrade_cards in that case, where are all the elders?
Firewhiskers: @Nigouki It's a good game, Bront.
Sorator13: @Vorrenthalla do you see these folks? they unc, bruh
idontgetmyrealname: @Nigouki greed and an open consumer market
TheMerricat: It still blows my mind that Bethesda decided that the too main 'good' factions in this game are the racist nationalist separatists and the fascist imperials
exeJayce: character creation is after this scene iirc
SnackPak_: nightbook rides again!
BrowneePointz: I bet James will name them John Archerman
SymphonySolstice: rip
definenull: o7
7gorobei: turnip of nightbook
KilrenKrae: no you must let us choose with channel points
Critterbot: Nice shot.
comrade_cards: @Vorrenthalla In bed, like me
WiJohn: Nope, you got to be called Bob Skyrim
Sorator13: "you're not gonna kill me!"
BusTed: heeyyy
Firewhiskers: Khajit!
exeJayce: not a nord pls
definenull: This is the rest of the stream
Kentosaurus: It's John Skyrim!
Foxmar320: Kitty!
PharaohBender27: Welcome to an hour of character creation
Morrigan9: John Skyrim
A_Dub888: Kitty
WriterRaven: Lizard.
SymphonySolstice: lizard!
kdefinition: lizard
exeJayce: Khajit has ware if you have coin
TheMerricat: Unmodded character creation is pants.
Diabore: argonian best, breath under water op
MrSarkhan: Lizard!
Firewhiskers: Black Marsh represent!
SnackPak_: kitty!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
Critterbot: That's it.
korvys: Close enough
arachnid654: kitty for sure
Juliamon: Correct
BrowneePointz: correct
Vorrenthalla: go based on whatever you like most :)
Dog_of_Myth: Khajiit has wares
paper_tigger: kitty
Sorator13: I'm definitely feeling Orc energy today
MrPipboy3000: Redguards have curved swords .... CURVED ... SWORDS
SkylerRingtail: Kitty
exeJayce: kitty imo
Juliamon: All of them tbh
TheMerricat: Bosmer
SquareDotCube: Dark Elf is a good all-rounder for offensive skills.
Diabore: oh then an elf
gualdhar: wood elf
Foxmar320: Wood Elf?
paronomasiac042: khajit
Vorrenthalla: wood elves are best with bows
InconsiderateHat: True, James is oops all rangers
Therberus: Wood elf right?
AugmentingPath: Wood Elf is good with bow
Alchemistmerlin: Every single "Empire vs Stormcloaks" argument about this game can be settled with this scene: They tried to cut my damn head off. LUL
BrowneePointz: Khajit or Wood Elf
Vinewood_OG: Every. Bussin. Time.
MrSarkhan: Doesn't really matter
WiJohn: Kitty or wood elf for stealth archer
idontgetmyrealname: ya wod elf or dark elf
A_Dub888: !card wood elves
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
PorpoisesUnknown: The turner around his name is James!
the_tutorial_boss: Khajiit did nothing, Khajiit is innocent of this crime
BusTed: done and done
SnackPak_: ez game
TehAmelie: i could never resist being a kitty. it's nice to see the perspective of someone with other priorities
PhorrestGaze: who told him about the stealth archer build?
BusTed: A two-notched slider
GrathXVI: It's a "slider"
margieargie: Yeah, sadly no
Sorator13: LUL
Critterbot: Alright, stealth archer, lets go! :D
BrowneePointz: Happy Pride....
Scy_Anide: mattlrLul
Vorrenthalla: that's a cool idea, games should have gender sliders
calculated_uncertainties: this game is not that fancy, or that new.
WiJohn: Name, Elf Ranger. Occupation, Elf Ranger
Firewhiskers: Meat on her bones plz
PorpoisesUnknown: Are we going starcher this run?
TehAmelie: gotta have some longbowwoman shoulders right
TheMerricat: So chat for those who aren't Elder Scrolls lore masters. Wood Elves are the anti-vegans. They refuse to harm plants so they only eat meat.
RoastedGravy: A little dirt never hurt anyone
Scy_Anide: More games should have dirt sliders.
Sorator13: @TheMerricat Hm. That seems problematic in a few ways.
mercano82: In D&D first edition, “Elf” was a class, just like “Fighter” or “Wizard”
Vorrenthalla: playing as the damn dirty elf that Ralof was just complaining about
AugmentingPath: @TheMerricat They even drink alcohol made of fermented meat called "rotmeth." It's gross!
Scy_Anide: "Is that a tattoo?" "No, just dirt."
A_Dub888: James "Happy with my nose" Turner
korvys: You're mostly in first person anyway, I'd guess
RoastedGravy: @AugmentingPath Meth. Not even once.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Extreme prosecution of cows for eating grass?
RoastedGravy: Blind elf?
mercano82: Who’s ready for the three hour character creation stream? (jokingly)
TehAmelie: @AugmentingPath isn't that just the Jordan Peterson diet? :3
TheMerricat: Bosmer/Wood Elves are also the only race in the game that can be cannibals without getting a debuff.
PhoenixMelior: Emo elf archer
ArtDecoSunburn: @mercano82 I never got the appeal of classes in RPGs. I much prefer classless, skill-based systems.
definenull: so we're making lorwyn elves huh
ContingentCat: lrrDARK yess black
BusTed: yup, very kind looking
Scy_Anide: I like the webcomic (or video?) that the guard is just watching you make all of these adjustments.
AugmentingPath: @TehAmelie No, it's more efficient. Jorp eats steak and drinks whiskey *separately*, the Bosmer have combined thm
Juliamon: wood elf what thinks they're a dark elf
SquareDotCube: unless you feel like adding a bunch of mods Skyrim isn't about hypercute theming
damakIRL: "doesnt care about appearance" - touches all 200 slider on the creator
TheMerricat: @ArtDecoSunburn For the most part, classes were a holdover from the war gaming heritage of the hobby. Classes = Unit types.
BrowneePointz: Name: Jane Dirtmann
damakIRL: UR ONLY ON HAIR
DrLigmaPhD: Just got here are we a cannibal?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Scy_Anide Is that an "Epic NPC Man" gag?
s1ck1y: drip is important
WriterRaven: Name comes after you hit Done.
A_Dub888: @s1ck1y you're important
CraftyandDevious: Extremely restrained tbh!
kdefinition: We're actually moving at a blistering pace through character creation
BusTed: Nightbook
TehAmelie: Miss Nightbook?
Athelgar: man, i forgot about how ass the unmodded UI is in Skyrim lol
Vinewood_OG: I'd be here for 2 hours lrrLUL
damakIRL: Deez
Morrigan9: Jane Skyrim
s1ck1y: oh geez
DrLigmaPhD: Timmy Pigglesworth
Diabore: Turnip
korvys: "oh geez" is a great name
RoastedGravy: Caillou
ContingentCat: welp oh geez is it
calculated_uncertainties: We're not just going Elven Ranger?
7gorobei: Pinrut
NathanJay_GA: "Oh Geez" got it
KadmosTech: Oh Geez
SnackPak_: go with oh geez
s1ck1y: yeah you know what
Bevarin: Drusilla
SquareDotCube: Ashley Turner obvs
Karimsicle: Humonculous
s1ck1y: Oh Geez
comrade_cards: Elf Ranfert
s1ck1y: govvy
mercano82: O. Geez
calculated_uncertainties: I thought that was James' version of Otaku Jeff
PhorrestGaze: James #2
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
damakIRL: Boaty McBoatface?
A_Dub888: Oh Geez NUTS
BusTed: heheh
KadmosTech: would you prefer Geez Nuts?
SnackPak_: art
ContingentCat: lol love you Jordynne lrrHEART
gsyhiap: The Original Wood Elf
MrSarkhan: It's elven
NimrodXIV: no, Jordynne said it
exeJayce: YOU'RE the one who decided to play Skyrim, James. This is alllll on you.
margieargie: Sounds more like a Khajiit name but okay :p
ladyjessica: always has been
Karimsicle: " Not many wood elfs would choose that name"
PhorrestGaze: Oh geez Oh Geez is in trouble now!
korvys: Oh geez very popular with the homies
AugmentingPath: subtleties enabled!
exeJayce: pls make sure autosave and whatnot is on, I beg you
Joalni: Could be worse, you could be Goku Piccolo again.
Foxmar320: :D
A_Dub888: @korvys Oh geez homeez
RoastedGravy: Hey
TehAmelie: it could have been display, settings or audio but we got i in one
NathanJay_GA: Oh Geez Loc in tha house!
RoastedGravy: Piccolo GOKU is a part of our heritage
damakIRL: you might have it on 0 now
SquareDotCube: time to adjust your mouse DPS James!
hd_dabnado: its time to put weights on your mouse lmao
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Makes sense. I've read a little about one of the precursors -- Graustein? -- in Minneapolis. They had players portray townspeople in cities the war gaming units visited.
exeJayce: save on rest works too
TheMerricat: mouse wheel
SnackPak_: lets go!
exeJayce: as long as you're saving something so you're not losing multiple hours of progress should you decide to play this again later
SnowBuddy18: this is general subtitles, not dialogue subtitles, there's 2 settings
margieargie: Oh, right, I think there's another subtitle option below the one you chose
KadmosTech: we've got the Thomas the Tank Engine Mod enabled, right?
Goombill: I don't think you turned on cutscene subtitles
Juliamon: You didn't scroll down, yeah
korvys: James, through the culture osmosis, are you aware how this starts?
TheMerricat: scroll
RoastedGravy: Subtitles (General)
WriterRaven salutes General Subtitles
brainbosh: The general has their own subtitles ye
TheMerricat: The line was already started.
AugmentingPath: I think General Subtitles is the guy in the red tunic
PhoenixMelior: Wait until next line
brainbosh: It takes time to kick in I think
A_Dub888: Cool Technology!
Firewhiskers: Chat paws? Khajit is not to blame?
Vinewood_OG: Michael Hogan. Frak yeah!
TheMerricat: The game doesn't enable subtitles on the line already being spoken
Foxmar320: Gotta love Bethesda games
margieargie: General Subtitles (pronounced like it's Greek)
NathanJay_GA: *train whistle sounds*
ghyllnox: LUL
Firewhiskers: You got this. Level 1 run.
PhorrestGaze: too late
NotCainNorAbel: neither is the dragon
TheWriterAleph: "must have been the wind"
GrathXVI: @NathanJay_GA *Macho Man randy savage sounds*
Diabore: @NathanJay_GA my brain went to "OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAAH"
NoxStryx: Ooooo yeahhhhhhh
Vinewood_OG: Sweeet summer child....
Foxmar320: Someones in a hurry
definenull: o7
Kentosaurus: he's a proud nord
MWGNZ: @NathanJay_GA or macho man randy savage "oooh yeahs"
TheMerricat: Chat of those of you who have played the three 3d games, which has the best intro opening?
SnackPak_: yikes
PharaohBender27: He's in the acceptance phase
mercano82: F
TheWriterAleph: he's not coming back in Skyrim 2
arachnid654: rip
Firewhiskers: With his head tucked underneath his arm, he walks the bloody tower.
NoxStryx: Sharp ax
DrLigmaPhD: Well the weight does most of the work
Foxmar320: Short game
exeJayce: I love how extra some of the npcs are
margieargie: They're fantasy pseudo-Vikings, he expects to go to off-brand Valhalla (Sovngarde)
AugmentingPath: @TheMerricat Morrowind, but only because of nostalgia bias
MrPipboy3000: You don't need to swing all that hard ... the ax does most of the work
definenull: always though imagine if they made you go through char creation just for this
TehAmelie: wait, i only just got this head!
calculated_uncertainties: Not even moving the other guy? Rude
DrLigmaPhD: fun fact: it was much preferable to be executed via axe than sword
ArtDecoSunburn: Short game, I guess.
SymphonySolstice: :) you wanted dragon
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
ghyllnox: \o/
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: wow, that was lucky
Firewhiskers: Friend!
the_tutorial_boss: fuk
BusTed: @definenull maybe if it was kojima
margieargie: Well the dragon clearly had other ideas
damakIRL: dragon deez nuts on ur chin
ArtDecoSunburn: @DrLigmaPhD Like Anne B.
KadmosTech: Oh Geez its a dragon
niccus: well you don't want the game to drag on
KilrenKrae: sumthin sumthin dragon deez nutz
brainbosh: Disappointed it wasnt' Thomas lol
mercano82: A dragon! A dragon! I swear I saw a dragon!
exeJayce: hah
DrLigmaPhD: @ArtDecoSunburn Ho many swings was it?
HadesLeprechaun: I have this cheap plastic dragon! Got it with the deluxe/special edition version of the game
BusTed: "let's go up"
ThePerrBearr: skyrim, in the year of our Jarl 2026?
Firewhiskers: Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants
voren_chalco: @BusTed "What if we got closer to the dragon?"
BusTed: so many thatch-roofed cottages
RatherLargeToad: lrrFINE
Kentosaurus: "come with me if you want to live"
A_Dub888: Okay but, does he HAVE to join the defense
Firewhiskers: "But I see so many bodies to loot!"
WriterRaven: Your hands are still tied, so you can't pick anything up.
brainbosh: Your hands are still bound lol
TehAmelie: what are they gonna do if you don't follow orders, put you in jail?
exeJayce: there will be plenty of bows later
mercano82: They’re taking the dragons to Sovereignguard!
brainbosh: First choice of the game
Juliamon: Yeah, it's a very weird coincidence
hd_dabnado: dragons are a new thing
WiJohn: Surprise Dragon is the deadliest!
TheMerricat: Dragons haven't been in the world since before the first game.
brainbosh: Dragons are "mythical"
gsyhiap: There are dragons because you specifically requested them, James.
Foxmar320: Oh geez
MWGNZ: remember that the skyrim ui was made with flashplayer
TheMerricat: We can't see but sure. :P
WriterRaven: @MWGNZ That explains. SO much.
Critterbot: It hasn't aged that well.
hd_dabnado: there are thankfully many mods to fix this UI
margieargie: So exactly what dragons have been around since when is... complicated, but at least in this area it's been a few thousand years
brainbosh: Enjoy the game menu designed for a controller lol
DeM0nFiRe: One of the first popular mods for this game was a better UI because the default one is awful lol
korvys: You should have had Ben install some mods for you
brainbosh: One of the first mods is always "fix the menu" lol
Cptasparagus: how do these graphics compare to how it looked in 2010?
gualdhar: to be fair, if you want to continue playing it there's a number of very good inventory mods
mercano82: The inventory system of a game that decided the console menu was good enough for PC, too
Kentosaurus: Yeah, I can't play this without ui mod
Sorator13: "better get moving before more imperials show up" "ah, imperials! take cover!" nice timing, that
TheMerricat: And this is why even people who prefer to play Skyrim 'as the devs intended' tend to at least install SkyUI and the community patch to bring things up to useable. :D
ArtDecoSunburn: @DrLigmaPhD I seem to recall hers was a single stroke. She made a speech first, mostly addressing Thomas Cromwell.
gsyhiap: And the loot goblin begins
TheMerricat: You _can_ dual weild.
calculated_uncertainties: loot goblins for life
BusTed: everyone loves encumbrance rules
Firewhiskers: No, you need to optimize to DOT (damage over time).
Firewhiskers: (Is kidding.)
Bengineering: yeah know, after playing poe these past few days its nice to see the simplicity of like 3 numbers on an item
PharaohBender27: @gsyhiap I mean these games are practically designed for loot goblin-ing :P
CastleOtranto: Light vs Heavy armor matters
SquareDotCube: ^
ArtDecoSunburn: I love in video games that scavenged armour always fits.
BusTed: You did get a key.
Firewhiskers: Have a key for coming in.
Juliamon: YUP
margieargie: Yyyyyep
MWGNZ: sure is
SymphonySolstice: sure is brother
MrSarkhan: pretty much
gsyhiap: Yup
Juliamon: And then put it in your house
Boon_33: LUL
Foxmar320: LOL steal it all!
Athelgar: loot all the things!
ArtDecoSunburn: Take the rug!
ghyllnox: Yeah like cheese wheels
Boon_33: but we neeeeed it
Dog_of_Myth: Everything is loot
Firewhiskers: 1) Take everything. 2) Fail to sell it because vendors only buy certain things
lamina5432: become a loot goblin
mercano82: How many cheese wheels can you fit in your pockets?
PhorrestGaze: welcome to what made that type of game
Vorrenthalla: gotta take the broom just in case there is a broom dungeon
Critterbot: There is little to no reason to pick up most things, though.
SimGuy3k: people might get upset if you take stuff from their houses
Bengineering: you can steal the bodies too if you want
SquareDotCube: James. If it's worth 1, there's no reason to bring it with you.
IanAllenBird: lmao
maclaglen: I need the brooms for the broom dungeon!
SnackPak_: were bucket rich!
margieargie: Buckets, the most powerful tool in the game...
mercano82: @SquareDotCube But it’s worth something!
Sorator13: @SquareDotCube there is absolutely a reason to take it with you, and that reason is: I want it
damakIRL: wait for it....
Boon_33: we just have to pray he doesn't kill a chicken
the_tutorial_boss: only loot that matters to me is Gold, Arrows, and health potions
ArtDecoSunburn: @the_tutorial_boss Lockpicks?
Foxmar320: The shop keepers have no idea whats coming for them
MWGNZ: hifunkPopcorn
Foxmar320: Oh no
margieargie: Yes, lore books!
Dog_of_Myth: Storytime with james
gsyhiap: Just take it ALLLL MegaConsume
SimGuy3k: at some point you'll run out of weight capacity
Foxmar320: James has discovered BOOOOKS
the_tutorial_boss: @ArtDecoSunburn knew i missed one
SnackPak_: lets go, lore run!
PhoenixMelior: No no, let him cook chat
ArtDecoSunburn: @maclaglen Brooms for the Broom God!
ContingentCat: stealing all the brooms to start a curling team
Critterbot: We're gonna be here for a while huh?
Juliamon: ime you end up with 999+ lockpicks without even trying
Kentosaurus: Dune? Um, actually it's called Arrakis
PhorrestGaze: I'm locked into this all book run
mercano82: @SimGuy3k Overburdened is underrated
Foxmar320: Settle in foxmarPOP
gsyhiap: miiliSits
WriterRaven: @Kentosaurus But it's spelled DUNC.
Dog_of_Myth: Get your snacks chat
ArtDecoSunburn: @Foxmar320 Could James single-handedly crash the economy reselling looted bowls?
TheWriterAleph: book club!
the_tutorial_boss: glod
Vorrenthalla: Valenwood is where the wood elves live
Boon_33: wait until he reads the trilogy about the maid
aWabbajack: Skyrim!
ContingentCat: hi Jade
lamina5432: if james read all the books i’d watch that.
BusTed: tqsBORK
IanAllenBird: bark bark
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margieargie: Ah, cold hard septims... wait, not Septims anymore
Foxmar320: There are so many books.
SnackPak_: how cozy
Critterbot: Whooo...
brainbosh: There should be a way to switch to 3rd person if you really want to lol
gsyhiap: lrrLUL
BusTed: Battlecats!
korvys: Are "tree units" units that fight in trees, or like, ents?
margieargie: Oh, right, all the different kinds of Khajiit...
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calculated_uncertainties: The font does not help much, either
LordZarano: BDG read all the books. I think it took him like a month
Sarah_Serinde: so many Nouns
WriterRaven: Oops All Nouns, by Bethesda Game Studios
margieargie: So fun fact, the cat people take a bunch of different forms based on what moon phases they're born under
the_tutorial_boss: Nouns and verbs, adjuctives too. mhm
ContingentCat: occational pronouns
IanAllenBird: there's a third person option I think
MrSarkhan: You can do third person in this game
SnowBuddy18: good news, there's 3rd person in this
margieargie: There is a third-person mode
Athelgar: you can play ots
SquareDotCube: To make things marginally simpler, most of the Kahjiit you see are Suthay and Suthay-raht.
PhorrestGaze: bow
RoastedGravy: Yeah, there's a third person mode.
Vinewood_OG: You can swap to 3rd anytime
TheMerricat: @margieargie From talking housecats to giant lion men :D
PhoenixMelior: I am the exact opposite
ArtDecoSunburn: @the_tutorial_boss I always appreciated how all of those were edible in "The Phantom Tollbooth."
Vorrenthalla: scroll with the mouse wheel
RunicScribe: Scroll wheel
Kentosaurus: press P?
brainbosh: MMB?
Boon_33: scroll out?
damakIRL: z?
Revelia: F by default I think
damakIRL: x?
SquareDotCube: F
AdamYMHMI: Isn't Minecraft first-person fantasy melee?
PorpoisesUnknown: James "far away" turner
TheMerricat: F
damakIRL: warning: picking shit up in 3p is ultra-asss
Boon_33: we're rimming the sky now
WriterRaven: F swaps between the two.
KadmosTech: @Boon_33 shifty162WATtxt
TehAmelie: i was thinking, if you could handle Minecraft's combat this ought to be intuitive
NathanJay_GA: Chat, it's us
Athelgar: traveling in 3rd person is a lot better than when youre in a building
RoastedGravy: MY CABBAGES
margieargie: Careful around those wagons...
arachnid654: my cabbages!
mercano82: My cabbages!
ContingentCat: nothing will happen to them
gsyhiap: HIS CABBAGES!
Sorator13: ooh, unknown unknown unknown unknown! my favorite type of salt!
7gorobei: avatar fan
WriterRaven: And since you also have swords: My stabbages!
Goombill: Wait, there's a block button in this game?
Sorator13: why does HE get a bow?!
RoastedGravy: Oh don't worry, you can't run out of room
InconsiderateHat: Your house is gonna look SO well furnished later
Sorator13: "didn't find any potions, but I did find all these baskets we can use to carry potions if we find them!"
Manae: That hide on the wall looks nice and warm
Diabore: take take take, take the looty
KadmosTech: James "Overencumbered" Turner
Vorrenthalla: @Sorator13 room after next iirc
Foxmar320: James The Overencombered
voren_chalco: Hobble away from the dragon
the_tutorial_boss: over encumbered in 3...2...1...
SnackPak_: we're up to 4 buckets
PhorrestGaze: you need to decide on a value/weight ratio you'll carry
Xan_The_Quiet: when i play skyrim i always use the console to cheat the max carryweight way up so i can steal everything
Vorrenthalla: @Sorator13 oh i misread why as when lol ignore me
letsbelgo: I thought james never played a skyrim game
BusTed: tqsPotion
Sorator13: @Vorrenthalla :D
NathanJay_GA: James' favourite song? "Take, take, take" by The White Stripes
AugmentingPath: did we get the bow off the imperial?
BusTed: tqsEgg
Sorator13: e g g
Diabore: @PhorrestGaze at the start mine is usually 10 gold per 1 pound, i think i cap at 30 per 1
SnackPak_: E G G
the_tutorial_boss: E G G
mercano82: 🐣
gsyhiap: A complete basket case
RoastedGravy: "Oh no! My tavern is opening soon and I don't have any clean tankards!" "Don't worry, I know just the guy for the job..."
korvys: Here is the story of the first and only time I played Morrowind: I picked up everything that wasn't nailed down, then sold everything to the first merchant I found, then went to the first quest destination, realised I'd sold the quest item, and quit.
Firewhiskers: Bucket! Glitch through the wall now! I saw this on a Crapshots!
Sorator13: ah, a mage's worst enemy: being surrounded in melee
Foxmar320: 299/300 lol
SquareDotCube: You did this to yourself
SymphonySolstice: already at the carry limit huh
PhorrestGaze: you can still carry 1 more lb
PorpoisesUnknown: Can we call them "Poti's" this run?
the_tutorial_boss: you are 2 lbs away from moving as fast as a snail
Juliamon: Encumbered
margieargie: Aaaaand overencumbered
Diabore: yup
SimGuy3k: you are carrying too much to be able to run!
korvys: Yeah, can you guess why?
brainbosh: There it is
SnackPak_: I though this was the plan lrrBEEJ
SnowBuddy18: the pots
RoastedGravy: You mean I can't carry all these TANKARDS?
Sorator13: we;;, you /can/
Sorator13: *well
brainbosh: Thats the *second* mod you install
gsyhiap: You can, you just do it slowly
Kipstar: the 50 boots
Sorator13: you're just... very slow
Bengineering: definately not the bskets
Foxmar320: Maybe drop a book
BusTed: the baskets stay
ContingentCat: maybe some brooms?
SymphonySolstice: that'll do it
voren_chalco: James attempts a Skyrim slowrun
Diabore: anything that you can sell for 1
PhorrestGaze: you need to decide on a value/weight ratio you'll carry
SquareDotCube: all your baskets. And pots. And pans.
AugmentingPath: drop things that have low value for their weight
margieargie: No, keep those, drop all the weapons and armor
DeM0nFiRe: The baskets are required quest items
SquareDotCube: And lanterns. and...
Foxmar320: Do we need both brooms?
Juliamon: The baskets are only half a unit
Vinewood_OG: One console command and the pain ends. Dishonorably.
SnackPak_: get outta here book
ArtDecoSunburn: Surely there's a victory condition for collecting all the baskets?
ContingentCat: but we're nerds
Bengineering: Theres a quest that gives you a sick bow if you delivery 999 baskets
brainbosh: Remember, a value of 0 means its *priceless*
RoastedGravy: 14 TANKARDS
Juliamon: The pots are so heavy
lamina5432: pots are heavy though.
SimGuy3k: you are at 310/300weight
BusTed: We're going to have to start evaluating weight to value ratios
SnackPak_: o7 pots
Foxmar320: Maybe eat all the food
RoastedGravy: But what if you run into a chef that needs the pots?
Juliamon: You're good now
Foxmar320: You weigh less if you eat more
Nathade: yeah its a flat 1000 baskets
PharaohBender27: Yeah the kettles are weighing us down
KeytarCat: @BusTed Start?
Bengineering: oh yeah if you arrive at the quest with pots she breaks the bow so you wanna toss those
the_tutorial_boss: lets speed run that basket ending
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bengineering Like that Dr. Suess story about the guy with 999 hats, no?
mercano82: Good cast iron is priceless
BusTed: @KeytarCat as opposed to 'pick up anything and everything'
margieargie: Hey, buckets can be very useful for theft
Athelgar: quicksave
gsyhiap: Enough tankards to invite a dozen friends over for a drink and still have one tankard spare...
Juliamon: Ah, the locks that inspired a generation
RoastedGravy: This is gonna take nimble fingerwork
korvys: Just try it, you'll get it
RoastedGravy: Slow and steady wins the race
BusTed: benginTry
RoastedGravy: PogChamp
SquareDotCube: I really hope Serge is watching this, he's got hundreds of hours into Skyrim IIRC
MrSarkhan: magic bowman?
GrathXVI: they're valuable and not that heavy though
RoastedGravy: They're worth a lot of gold though!
Athelgar: conjury bow is fun
margieargie: Even if you wont' use them, they sell for a lot
PhorrestGaze: the value!
calculated_uncertainties: that's some good loot, though, so much missed value!
the_tutorial_boss: @MrSarkhan is this the sequal to bojack horsman?
Sorator13: hell yeah, bones!
BusTed: We can't even take a femur
BusTed: 0/10
RoastedGravy: You just got Bone'd!
PharaohBender27: But you got lockpick experience!
korvys: If only you could have seen inside...
Vinewood_OG: Those were someone's dumb bones.
Strebenherz: good evening dovakin james
ArtDecoSunburn: @BusTed What else would we put in our many baskets?
arachnid654: not even a turkey in the straw
SquareDotCube: Funny thing is, I think you can get the stuff without even needing to unlock the cage. You just have to "reach" through the bars.
Manae: Amazing they have enough time to let a cage locked until someone completely rots away. Such inefficient torturing in this dungeon
Foxmar320: Bag og gold maybe
PharaohBender27: lrrBartleby
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
GrathXVI: now you can grow your crops and trees faster!
calculated_uncertainties: At least the money has no weight
Sorator13: oh dear. I don't think I want bone meal that I found on a skeleton.
KingOfDoma: Picking is XP regardless of whether the box has something in it. Also hi, this is unexpected!
Strebenherz: i don't think i've seen james do skyrim before
Juliamon: In the skull
Morrigan9: teeth
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Neither has James.
Strebenherz: carefully
SnackPak_: secret pocket
PharaohBender27: Don't worry about it
mercano82: on the eyes
SquareDotCube: pay the ferryman
InconsiderateHat: Teefies
Foxmar320: Great question
margieargie: Good question. Next question
Diabore: prison wallet
BusTed: precarious balance
IanAllenBird: good question next question
brainbosh: the eyes
Dog_of_Myth: Good question, next question
Sorator13: In the pelvis.
Foxmar320: Next question
MrPipboy3000: Fillings
WriterRaven: Don't worry about it!
Vorrenthalla: they ate it
gsyhiap: There sure do be some rich skellies down here
Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn oh shit, is this james's legit first time skyirming?
RoastedGravy: They can't be fillings. They're coins
HadesLeprechaun: same reason you can just move debris in video games that don't want you to walk down certain paths
Juliamon: Strebenherz Yes it is
the_tutorial_boss: thats the neat part, you dont
TehAmelie: clearly you pick the coins out of their ear
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Yup.
Strebenherz: hell yeah @Juliamon @ArtDecoSunburn
RoastedGravy: @Strebenherz Plz never refer to it as Skyrimming ever again
RoastedGravy: Kappa
A_Dub888: lrrBartleby
Dog_of_Myth: Bow achieved
Foxmar320: And thus James begins his journey as a stealth archer
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Diabore: you missed
BusTed: ammo management... boooo
the_tutorial_boss: KOBE
SquareDotCube: Hey James, you should try fighting with two swords.
RoastedGravy: Oh yeah, you can dual wield
ArtDecoSunburn: Do you have to keep track of arrows in this game?
WriterRaven: @ArtDecoSunburn Sure do.
margieargie: Fortunately, arrows don't weigh anything so you can just loot every one you come across
RoastedGravy: Do you have a mace?
Strebenherz: @RoastedGravy lrrBEEJ lrrBartleby
Foxmar320: Yep
korvys: Hey James, you should try fighting with two bows lrrBEEJ
RoastedGravy: You can do sword and mace
Manae: What about fighting with TWO BOW?!
Kentosaurus: arrows are usually plentiful
Juliamon: You have an infinite arrow capacity
AugmentingPath: why keep track of arrows when you can keep track of baskets?
Foxmar320: Also you get a crit if you sneak so have fun with that
MrSarkhan: Not just that. There are different kinds of arrows that do more or less damage depending on the material
KingOfDoma: I don't think I ever ran completely out of arrows playing this game
BusTed: didn't even allow us to throw the lever
Strebenherz: Has james done oblivion or morrowind?
margieargie: And there's also crossbows and bolts (well, in one of the expansions at least)
ArtDecoSunburn: @MrSarkhan Like an arrow with a boxing glove on the end, like in cartoons?
Dog_of_Myth: !hole
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Strebenherz: daaang
Strebenherz: awesome to see your first time then
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And James would know a good hole.
MrSarkhan: @ArtDecoSunburn i'm sure there's a mod for that
Strebenherz: i hope you enjoy this
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Is Morrowind the one with the giant mushroom houses?
Sorator13: who just leaves a perfectly good ribcage lying next to their coinpurse and lantern?
Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn yes!
Diabore: look away ben
RoastedGravy: Ben, look away!
SnowJP: woe, spoder be open ye
the_tutorial_boss: welcome to skyrim
Strebenherz: and levitation. and elves falling out of the sky
Diabore: crit
margieargie: I do know one of the Elder Scrolls games has been on a LRR stream... it was Battlespire on W+P, which should tell you what you need to know about that one :p
BusTed: cinematic!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
Juliamon: End-of-combat cinematic
RoastedGravy: Headshot
the_tutorial_boss: there is a HUGE huge spider problem
TehAmelie: compelling!
SquareDotCube: you get kill cam
DeM0nFiRe: Oh my god I forgot when games were obsessed with kill cams lol\
PharaohBender27: You got a cutscene kill!
Strebenherz: mortal kombat cutscene basically
Diabore: oh i always thought it was a crit
margieargie: The kill cam is fun, especially because you can miss in one and combat just keeps going
MrSarkhan: drink some venom
voren_chalco: "Please help. I'm full of venom."
PhorrestGaze: eat some food
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Neat. I remember seeing some images once and noting the Anatolia stonehouse influence.
Juliamon: you tossed two, not kept 2
Strebenherz: I see james opted to take everything
Diabore: james you kept 5 bowls
raulghoulia: single elf thinks she needs extra bowls
Xan_The_Quiet: just wait 'til you get the end-of-combat cinematic only to have combat start up again in the middle of it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well, 2 wooden bowls. You need at least 6-8 ceramic bowls. Per week.
spo8n: eat your spell book?
RoastedGravy: You need 0 tankards
NathanJay_GA: 4 people can use buckets
IanAllenBird: ye
Foxmar320: You did
KingOfDoma: I would not recommend comedy hoarding until after you're a few levels in 😅
Strebenherz: Yes!
TehAmelie: saving up kitchenware for when you get a kitchen, bold strategy
Sorator13: @NathanJay_GA Buckets are more versatile, anyway; you can use them as bowls or as stools
ArtDecoSunburn: @the_tutorial_boss I assume giant shoe is a valid weapon for giant spiders?
Boon_33: learning on accident
IanAllenBird: physics glitch
Strebenherz: from the items you dropped, physics engine
Bengineering: serge, eggsack
margieargie: 🥚🥚
brainbosh: tab, magic
Foxmar320: You have to equip it
IanAllenBird: magic menu
Boon_33: yer a wizard now
WriterRaven: Spells are equipped like weapons, but from the Magic menu.
the_tutorial_boss: @ArtDecoSunburn for home defense, sure. impractical for large numbers though
Juliamon: Wood Elves come with Command Animal
GasCityGaming: right click
margieargie: Ah, command animal is a Wood Elf power
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Might as well get matching flatware sets, as if off a registry.
IanAllenBird: left and right click
CastleOtranto: One spell per hand
Strebenherz: you should? be able to do L and R
Foxmar320: Sure doesn't
brainbosh: Equip one per mouse button
Vinewood_OG: You can favorite a couple spells and weapons to swap slightly quicker
brainbosh: You can also hotkey things
Foxmar320: You can set spells to either hand
Bengineering: i think it just sorta expected you to have played it 2 decades ago
RoastedGravy: You had to be there
ArtDecoSunburn: @the_tutorial_boss Some enterprising rouguelike will take that idea and run with it.
margieargie: Go to where you equip it, hover over it and press P to favorite
SquareDotCube: 1-8 is your hotbar
Welbog: Hey guys, cool Fallout 3 mod
Sorator13: It might actually explain stuff in the manual. That was a thing back then, after all.
RoastedGravy: Also, how dare, Skyrim is not 2 decades old
RoastedGravy: It's 1 and a HALF decades old.
MWGNZ: Pfavourite
SquareDotCube: Right-click sets your left
RoastedGravy: It's quite simple
margieargie: Ah, I misread the key here, I was using completely other ones myself so I forgot the actual default :p
RoastedGravy: Right-click for left, left-click for right
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Did the manual have any flavor information needed for copyright protection? Ultima was notorious for that.
Sethalidos: bows are two handed
Strebenherz: @RoastedGravy benginFine
margieargie: @ArtDecoSunburn Not this one, but the first game (Arena) did that
WriterRaven: Sadly no secrets in the tutorial dungeon.
Foxmar320: No
ContingentCat: suuure
gsyhiap: 2020Shhh
Pharmacistjudge: are you asking us to spoil?
IanAllenBird: of... course
petey_vonwho: You can right click a weapon or spell to equip it to your odd hand
RoastedGravy: Overencumbered again!
Juliamon: sure, NOW he gives you the bow
IanAllenBird: lmao he overencumbered you
petey_vonwho: *off hand
Foxmar320: The bear
Sorator13: "oh, I see you're almost overencumbered! Here, take this thing you already have two of; it'll help."
Welbog: What flavour of person is James' character?
Boon_33: sleepy beat
RoastedGravy: But what if you need 5 swords?
Sorator13: @Welbog Cannibal! (by which I mean wood elf)
the_tutorial_boss: there
the_tutorial_boss: theres bear
Juliamon: James is a femme Wood Elf with goffik makeup
Welbog: Ooof, wood elf
BraveOthello: Bear!
Diabore: BEAR
BraveOthello: No bear
Sorator13: mmmm, roast bear
PhorrestGaze: you only crit from hiding
Foxmar320: lol
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby
Diabore: bear :(
gsyhiap: Wow that was effective
the_tutorial_boss: @Sorator13 no fair
Sarah_Serinde: I mean you're not wrong
MrSarkhan: He's a natural
Foxmar320: Ive never seen a better Skyrim player
Strebenherz: seabatClap seabatClap
MWGNZ: PowerUpL rayfkSanic SirSword
Sarah_Serinde: I don't watch Skyrim
Scy_Anide: I don't think I've ever watched a Skyrim LP, so yeah.
AugmentingPath: you are the greatest skyrim player I am currently looking at, I'll give you that
IanAllenBird: didn't even get hurt a little
Sethalidos: uh sure let's go with that :P
Vorrenthalla: james out here being palpatine with a bow
TehAmelie: we're gonna be calling you James Jarl before the end of the week
comrade_cards: Killing a bear?! During pride?!?!
DeM0nFiRe: Bear should have realized you were keeping the on red mana open for a reason
BusTed: Most impressive Skyrim play I've seen all year
margieargie: Eh, Serge is definitely the better Skyrim player
voren_chalco: There's always a bigger bear
KingOfDoma: I really gotta say, I like where your head's at with this first playthrough
SimGuy3k: of 15 years after it was released
BraveOthello: Premiere Skyrim player of the format
margieargie: Oh right, this
Kentosaurus: you probably don't want that for first time
Pharmacistjudge: that sounds horrible
IanAllenBird: no
BusTed: LUL
Juliamon: That's for hardcore perverts
Sorator13: I have enough trouble with those things in real life
Sorator13: I don't need them in my video games
Pharmacistjudge: even as not a baby that sounds tedious, not fun
margieargie: It's... only fun for side playthroughs focused on it, not for the main storyline
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I already have to eat in real life. I shouldn't have to in video games.
Foxmar320: Only the best Skyrim players pick that mode
Kipstar: "reduced carry weight" sounds right up your alley
KingOfDoma: There is no shame in easy mode
PhorrestGaze: it's for repeat players, who it expects everyone to be
PharaohBender27: I will admit to having done survival mode for some Fallout games, which is probably why they added it to this
TehAmelie: but i thought you were the premier Skyrims of all time :p
Sorator13: why is it best if we split up??
Sorator13: that makes no sense
Foxmar320: lol
BraveOthello: Then I took an arrow to the face
TehAmelie: "I can taste key lime pie"
margieargie: At least it's not in the knee...
Sorator13: Oh. That looks... bad.
MrSarkhan: lrrLUL
BrowneePointz: James is gonna softlock himself and get the Infamous Elder Scrolls Message real fast
BusTed: And he was never seen again
the_tutorial_boss: hello highlights
Diabore: fixed the clogged synus
DeM0nFiRe: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the face
Foxmar320: Go anywhere
Vinewood_OG: He got your point
Diabore: sure is
MrSarkhan: Yep
BrowneePointz: You can do anything. Things are not scaled
TheWriterAleph: you're doing that. right now.
Foxmar320: Yep just pick a direction and go
BrowneePointz: you can oops into getting your shit rocked
WriterRaven: So now you have the freedom to go wherever. Good luck. XD
korvys: Death, probably, but yeah, you can do that
IanAllenBird: I would do the main quest for just a little longer but it's your choice
SymphonySolstice: (save maybe)
Kentosaurus: See that mountain over there? You can climb it.
Juliamon: I mean, it's better if you finish the early story stuff, but sure, you can just fuck off
KingOfDoma: Hell yeah, brother, do whatever the heck you want
Sorator13: Big same, James
NotCainNorAbel: plays minecraft...
margieargie: So uh... that's where you just came from
the_tutorial_boss: i need some amount of rails too
Foxmar320: The quests are there if you want direction
Strebenherz: you have the option of selling your stuff so you have more bag space, for more stuff
TheMerricat: I would follow him before you start going too far you you still are in basically the tutorial.
IanAllenBird: I think f5 is quicksave
GasCityGaming: I could never do the GTAs or Red Dead for the same reason
Xenguin47: How fast do we think we can get him underground? :P
matthaus_c: sorry I put it there, I had to get rid of mine somewhere
BusTed: Skyrim just kinda works its way into games libraries
NathanJay_GA: lrrLUL
Juliamon: because Bethesda
PhorrestGaze: it's just there now
margieargie: Bethesda game, that's why
Strebenherz: skyrim be like that
SymphonySolstice: exercise them quads
letsbelgo: hell yeah
voren_chalco: Skyrim is the U2 of Steam, apparently
Kentosaurus: feature not bug
Foxmar320: Also if you want to 1 shot people with your bow, crouch
MrSarkhan: Pretty sure Bethesda just gives this out to everyone at least once per year.
IanAllenBird: normal
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
InconsiderateHat: SKYRIM
Darleysam: That's Moonwalk Richard, he's cool
PharaohBender27: Good ol' Bethesda glitches
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah this is Skyrim already
Morrigan9: true skyrim experiance
margieargie: To be fair, I've never seen this happen before
MrSarkhan: lrrLUL
Welbog: Just Skyrim Things
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Foxmar320: This is why I love Bethesda games. So jank
Boon_33: moonwalker
WiJohn: Clearly a wizard
BusTed: step away.. very... slowly
TheWriterAleph: goddammit todd
MrSarkhan: I'm sure he's fine
IanAllenBird: I've also never seen that
Strebenherz: bethesda game charm
the_tutorial_boss: sir?
Manae: Someone needs lightning to the noggin
WriterRaven: Vilod the Moonwalker. He goes where he wishes, but always backwards.
matthaus_c: that was 0 to Bethesda real fast
IanAllenBird: jmnhujikmni
Foxmar320: I was so hoping we would get some Bethesda jank
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
gsyhiap: He wants to back out of this conversation
GhostValv: dang I've never felt more seen then at this moment
ContingentCat: oh Bathesda
far2muchsarcasm: perfect game no notes
varmintx0: Looks like a Bethesda game to me.
TheMerricat: Chat I remind you James is playing unmodded these things get fixed in me community patch :D
Vinewood_OG: It just works
IanAllenBird: some sort of enemy pathing maybe
Foxmar320: It just works :D
schordash: o7
matthaus_c: quite possibly the most modded game of all time
Sethalidos: also Bethesda deliberately doesn't fix funny bugs
TehAmelie: there's this and Minecraft i guess
BusTed: as todd intended
Juliamon: You have seen *many* of the reasons it's so heavily modded already
voren_chalco: @TheMerricat Why would you want to fix that?
Strebenherz: unmodded is great for bug
BraveOthello: Skyrim. Just Skyrim
Welbog: In my game I had to mod it to keep my husband of running away from me.
TheMerricat: @voren_chalco :D
Welbog: He was bugged.
Foxmar320: Skyrim Special Edition is what Steam says
MrSarkhan: So you don't want to replace all the dragons with Thomas the Tank Engine?
Boon_33: let ben install some mods for you, and you'll never sleep again.
TheWriterAleph: possibly the most needing-to-be-modded game of all time /s
Stoffern: Playing it as god intended
Kentosaurus: @Stoffern as Todd intended
Toxxick: I wonder where World of Warcraft goes on that list if you count every addon as a mod
KingOfDoma: It might be fun to get someone to mod the heck out of your game so you can find the weirdness in your travels
WriterRaven: @TheWriterAleph To be fair, that's almost every Bethesda game...
BrowneePointz: I mean, the later editions fixed some stuff
Foxmar320: Every Bethesda game NEEDS mods to fix them lol
AugmentingPath: yeah, you're backtracking
Foxmar320: Youve been here
Strebenherz: Also sweet, i see lrr was able to just disable captions as a channel, glad to see they had that option
margieargie: Sure is!
IanAllenBird: yep
Sorator13: Not much of a town anymore
letsbelgo: good exploring
matthaus_c: @TheWriterAleph I think Morrowind might take #1 there these days :p
Sarah_Serinde: all that effort to get out and here we are again
Manae: Good thing the dragon left
Darleysam: You're late for your beheading, could go back
IanAllenBird: opposite of dropoff
Foxmar320: Arror went to the void
Diabore: its like pubg, sighted to X meters so if youre within that it goes high
TheWriterAleph: @WriterRaven looking forward to TES6!! LUL
SymphonySolstice: jlrrJade
HadesLeprechaun: anyone who says this is the most needing to modded games of all times definitely hasn't played enough actually bad games, lol
Toxxick: Experience RPG!
Foxmar320: Oh Geez
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Juliamon: Helgen is where you were
SymphonySolstice: you are at helgen
TheWriterAleph: @HadesLeprechaun bad games get forgotten. bethesda games get modded. :)
Vorrenthalla: other way around, Helgen is where you were
Juliamon: Riverwood is where you're going
KeytarCat: for all it simplifies the Elder Scrolls experience, Skyrim sure is obtuse
TehAmelie: @HadesLeprechaun maybe if you multiply the need with the number of players needing them
voren_chalco: Wait. Strike that. Reverse it.
matthaus_c: yah
Foxmar320: Yes
PharaohBender27: You have Riverwood and Helgen reversed in terms of where to go
SimGuy3k: that quest is complete
Diabore: uhhhhh short stream?
spo8n: climbing a mountain seems like more fun than working in a sawmill
Juliamon: There is a run
WriterRaven: Shift to sprint, but it drains stamina.
margieargie: There's also a sprint
Athelgar: ctrl i think
Foxmar320: James picking flowers? The start of his long alchemy career
SquareDotCube: alt is run
WriterRaven: Oh whoops. I rebound those.
Vandristine: Oh yeah the base keybinds are bad
matthaus_c: alt to sprint is a fuckass bind
HadesLeprechaun: @TehAmelie This I will accept, although even as a day 1 player, I had never encountered a single game-breaking bug that stopped me from playing, always just funny ones
gsyhiap: Is James trying to get rid of some books so he's not overencumbered IRL?
SymphonySolstice: that is you
brainbosh: swrod
WriterRaven: That symbol shows the way you're facing.
Foxmar320: Thats you, thats what you look like
Sorator13: I think that's you and the direction you're facing, yeah
TehAmelie: snowberries sounds nice. we should change the name of lingonberries to that
KingOfDoma: This is absolutely the essential Skyrim experience
PhorrestGaze: you can sell a pelt!
matthaus_c: the dog model in this game is outstanding
Athelgar: time to bankrupt everyone with all your plunder
SquareDotCube: God I forgot how ass the vanilla UI is for mouse and keyboard
Diabore: its only been out 15 years james, they havent worked out all the bugs
margieargie: They do, the menu is a bit messy in registering things right
Diabore: yeazah vendors ca go poor
PhorrestGaze: yeah, only had 17
MrSarkhan: yep
RunicScribe: You sold them a bear pelt for all their money
Athelgar: the vanilla Ui is so terrible
matthaus_c: there /is/ an economy. a bad one, but there is one
brainbosh: Yep, vendor gold is like the 10th mod people do lol
Foxmar320: If you shoot the fox Ill be sad
Boon_33: @matthaus_c it's a concept of an economy, as is instyle now.
BTownMC: you see fox, I see leather
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Foxmar320: foxmarSTAB
Diabore: @Foxmar320 you know what hes going to do if he reads that right?
Boon_33: oo stones
HadesLeprechaun: My favorite bug I ever got in this game is I had a quest with an NPC that I guess wasn't supposed to be able to die, but they did, I tried to necromancy him back alive, didn't work, so I had a permanent quest marker over a pile of ashes that never went away
gualdhar: yes
SquareDotCube: cancel and check the other two
SymphonySolstice: there's 3 stones
matthaus_c: it's a permanent buff, overwritten if you accept a new one
brainbosh: "which xp buff do you wnat"
Strebenherz: yes it will not harm you
Boon_33: yes/yes
RunicScribe: Thief sign to the right makes your archery improve faster
Foxmar320: I think you want the Thirf stone
gualdhar: you can choose new ones you find later
WriterRaven: The standing stones give you a passive buff. These three give XP bonuses for combat, magic, and stealth, but you only get one.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: One of the other ones will make you get better at bow faster.
letsbelgo: talk to other stones
Strebenherz: it's a buff you can swap around
Foxmar320: Thief*
IanAllenBird: yeah for bow
frank_the_great: Is this a first play through?
brainbosh: sneaky bowsman
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: #StealthArcher4Life
Foxmar320: Yeah stealth archer is op
CastleOtranto: Yes, you want thief
TehAmelie: sneak attack fo' days!
PhorrestGaze: stealth archer it up
Strebenherz: yep @frank_the_great
Sorator13: well, only if you want to be a stealth bowie. Non-stealth bowie probably wants warrior?
gsyhiap: @frank_the_great Yep
frank_the_great: @Strebenherz Oh nice, ty
matthaus_c: you've got it
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it did
IanAllenBird: yeah you're good
Foxmar320: Yeah you have a buff
matthaus_c: thistle do
margieargie: And now the stealth archer mode is truly activated, this is a proper Skyrim playthrough now
BTownMC: illusion magic is fun in cities, you can make people crazy and attack each other
Boon_33: yer a theif wizard now 'arry
matthaus_c: helgen is where you were
margieargie: No, you started at Helgen
CastleOtranto: If you look at Active Effects in your Magic menu, you can see the stone's buff
SymphonySolstice: you CAME from helgen
IanAllenBird: you came from helgen
Foxmar320: No you started in Helgan
gsyhiap: You started at Helgen
Vinewood_OG: Riverwood
Boon_33: Helgen got burned by the dragon
PhorrestGaze: I love thistle and thattle
SquareDotCube: you came from there and you certainly don't want to come back
Foxmar320: Yep
BTownMC: riverwood and then whiterun
matthaus_c: well you want to go to Riften, the game wants you to go to Riverwood :p
LordZarano: @frank_the_great Well not a play THROUGH, but first play yes
margieargie: Honestly, might be here for the "never leaves Helgen" Skyrim stream :p
BTownMC: there is a fishing spot to your left when you get a pole
TheWriterAleph: FBtouchdown
SymphonySolstice: oh deer
Foxmar320: LOL
matthaus_c: quantum deer
NathanJay_GA: Oh deer
Foxmar320: Deer pls
gsyhiap: Oh deer
margieargie: It used teleportation magic
Kipstar: what deer?
Strebenherz: it will happen again
PhorrestGaze: spooked
TehAmelie: i think it was a displacer beast
NathanJay_GA: Dangit
Dog_of_Myth: Just normal Skyrim wildlife
7gorobei: schroedingers deer
margieargie: Back by the stones
Boon_33: Schrodinger's deer
Driosenth: See what, James?
BTownMC: if you see the basket of fish
Xed_Regulus: sergeOffByOne ?
BTownMC: ying next to the water
Boon_33: you're already a stealth archer build, that scans for serge
BrowneePointz: "Peter, tha horse is here"
Foxmar320: Fishing camp
BTownMC: yep
Sorator13: uhm, the game clearly says it's an elk lrrBEEJ
BTownMC: by the fire
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's submersible
Foxmar320: Bethesda pls
Boon_33: water elk
BTownMC: if you have a fishing pole and click on the basket it will let you fish
matthaus_c: a land sea-bird?
BTownMC: now equip the pole and click on the basket of fish to start fishing
jessicaengle: Hi James! Hi Chat!
the_tutorial_boss: all land sea bird?
Strebenherz: elder scrolls games like their books btw
jessicaengle: HypePat
the_tutorial_boss: @matthaus_c same braincell
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby rod
Foxmar320: hehehe rod
Boon_33: elder scrolls: river monsters edition
TehAmelie: does sound like the name of an amphibious flying machine
voren_chalco: Chapter 2: The Todd
BTownMC: some of these books are not short just so you know
jessicaengle: Ye Princess Auto
SnackPak_: thats nice
TehAmelie: i remember Morrowind giving you skill ups as soon as you open a book. it would be fun if you were required to read it out loud first
TehAmelie: with conviction
Morrigan9: skyrim bedtime with james
Foxmar320: foxmarPOP
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
brainbosh: "Betty's Curious Nibble"
letsbelgo: history is boooooring - BDG
jessicaengle: Mmmm fish tacos
jessicaengle: xshrim1Notes
Foxmar320: So are we going to tell him this book at 50 chapters?
Stoffern: jlrrFishin
SnackPak_: @Foxmar320 not yet
TehAmelie: ooh, i just got an idea for smoked salmon taco i gotta try
IanAllenBird: I don't think I have even once used the fishing rod in this game
margieargie: Dawn and dusk? I suppose you should ask Azura for aid with them then...
gsyhiap: Ngl, this is more reading than I was expecting from this stream.
SimGuy3k: In conclusion: TL;DR
WiJohn: @IanAllenBird I'm not 100% sure I knew there was fishing in the game
DeM0nFiRe: Next subathon can just be James reading Skyrim books for a week straight
jessicaengle: New stream where James just reads us a book from the library
SnackPak_: oh, the fish are in the water
brainbosh: "steal" means its free
IanAllenBird: @WiJohn same
Foxmar320: It's free but people get angry
brainbosh: I mean you woouldn't be paying for it lol
margieargie: The box and bucket next to the boat there is where you fish
brainbosh: thats what stealing is
BTownMC: equip your pole and then click on the basket of fish
IanAllenBird: if you don't count getting attacked as a cost
Athelgar: wait, when did they add fishing
gsyhiap: miiliFish miiliFishing
BTownMC: a couple of years ago
margieargie: @Athelgar 2021
Foxmar320: Im glad they made fishing "better" in Fallout 76
Athelgar: ohh ok
BTownMC: let the ripples happen and then it will bite
Athelgar: i thought i missed it back in the day lol
IanAllenBird: this fisherman is just trying to scare them away
DeM0nFiRe: This guy REALLY wants you to validate his poaching, and also his parking I think?
gsyhiap: miiliOOOO
IanAllenBird: oh my god there's quests??
Strebenherz: i don't think i EVER did fishing in skyrim come to think of it
Foxmar320: You wanted to go to Riften anyway!
InconsiderateHat: I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone play the fishing minigame in Skyrim.
BTownMC: i love it, there are a bunch of beautiful fishing spots and its peaceful
margieargie: Ah, the fishing questline... with its "we couldn't do any more voice acting for this so It's All In This Note (tm)"
KingOfDoma: Cool standing stones...
IanAllenBird: I've played. 650 hours. at least. how did I not know about the fishing quests
Foxmar320: Same ive also never fished lol
KeytarCat: Fishing was a recent addition, iirc
KingOfDoma: The fishing wasn't included at launch
Kentosaurus: fishing was added with a recent re-release
brainbosh: I think fishing was a late dlc?
SquareDotCube: you wouldn't if you don't have special or anniversary edition
neisan2112: Fishing was definitely not in the original version
Sorator13: someone mentioned it was added in 2021, so that'd be why
PhorrestGaze: it was added in 2021
BraveOthello: Fishing was only added after like ... A decade
Uzumaki15: Fishing was added in the legendary edition ircc
Kipstar: ooo, the elusive River Rabbit
Foxmar320: Bun Bun nooooo
Strebenherz: AH okay. I was like. I've played.. i want to say 500 hours? and i didn't know about fishing
gsyhiap: bunnyfish
Athelgar: the wildlife in skyrim is not smart
margieargie: One of my more recent playthroughs was as an outdoorsy Wood Elf mage so I definitely went through the whole fishing questline as part of it... it's... something
Juliamon: Animals in this game are incredibly dumb
goombalax: uh it kind of did
IanAllenBird: I think it's always looked pretty alright
Foxmar320: oh no this is after the big graphics update
BraveOthello: Look at all this chicken!
IanAllenBird: but this does seem updated though
BTownMC: pretty similar actually.. they rounded it off a little bit with the remaster, but its still beautiful
Strebenherz: maybe not exactly like this, but you still looked at it like it was the best graphics ever
SnackPak_: whoops
IanAllenBird: NO
Strebenherz: CRIMINAL
GhostValv: o7
Sorator13: uh oh
gsyhiap: KEKW
Foxmar320: welp!
margieargie: Rite of passage
ContingentCat: o7
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Foxmar320: Better run
TheWriterAleph: HALT criminal
BraveOthello: CRIMES!
BTownMC: you have a bounty now
SymphonySolstice: well then
Juliamon: You just murdered someone's pet
Foxmar320: James you broke the law
CastleOtranto: Put your magic away
voren_chalco: Riverwood Fried Chicken
TheAinMAP: sergeCrimes
margieargie: @TheWriterAleph No, that's Daggerfall :p
IanAllenBird: run's ruined
PhorrestGaze: you can yield
BraveOthello: Nonono
Vinewood_OG: Colonel Sanders origins
RunicScribe: The rerelease did improve graphics somewhat, but Skyrim was still really pretty when it first came out
BraveOthello: Whelp
KingOfDoma: Yep, new Skyrim player alright
brainbosh: You can give up lol
Kipstar: this is going well
Strebenherz: ah yes let's follow up murdering a chicken with homicide
Morrigan9: first town he gets to, Oh jeez
Foxmar320: Do we tell him about killing NPCs?
IanAllenBird: he'll find out soon enough
Foxmar320: Fair
BraveOthello: First destruction of property, then assault
Foxmar320: This is fine
BTownMC: no
Foxmar320: No it's fine
lamina5432: just gonna ask did anyone not break the law the first time they went to town?
Boon_33: how is this not fine
ritchards: what race is James('s character)?
RunicScribe: If you put your weapons away you can surrender
Kentosaurus: fafo
BTownMC: if you die, you will be good.
Foxmar320: You don't plan on continuing this save do you
margieargie: Find a guard and do your time
gsyhiap: You certainly shocked it
PhorrestGaze: is that what we're calling it these days?
Juliamon: !addquote (James) [now] I just wanted to shock the chicken a little bit, man!
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Sogheim: these are not Legend of Zelda chickens. they are very fragile
CastleOtranto: Put your weapon away first
brainbosh: wait for a month?
Boon_33: how did I know it would be a chicken
KingOfDoma: Check controls
BraveOthello: Lol
GrathXVI: R will put away your weapons
brainbosh: R?
Foxmar320: I was going to save go on a murder spree but I guess you can just go to jail
SquareDotCube: hold r
letsbelgo: R!
Sorator13: @Boon_33 he was even warned by Wheeler during the tutorial
Boon_33: hold R
letsbelgo: hold R
Juliamon: Girl you dont need to get racist about it
matthaus_c: Ralof is disappointed in you
IanAllenBird: lmao
Foxmar320: LOL
gsyhiap: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: That's your buddy that saved you from the dragon.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
chuckmcgrill: run!
Sorator13: Oh hey, you gained a level in heavy armor, that's helpful
Ned_Flandalorian: she really liked that chicken
Vorrenthalla: getting attack by the person you are supposed to talk to for the main quest is hilarious
Foxmar320: Everything all at once
Kipstar: that was a load bearing chicken
korvys: Don't you have a healing spell?
Foxmar320: Cross the river maybe
PhorrestGaze: EAT
chuckmcgrill: until u die lol
Juliamon: THey don't
matthaus_c: *sigh* *reinstalls*
Boon_33: when you're dead
Boon_33: or you got away
PhorrestGaze: oh hey, that's her
BTownMC: thats the person you're supposed to talk to... lkmao
KingOfDoma: This is good TV
Strebenherz: good pause screen
Foxmar320: She is super mad at you. Must have been her chicken
ritchards: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
TheMerricat: They don't. Unless you turn yourself in. BTW the closest guard is in WHITERUN. :D
BraveOthello: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: Killed a chicken, the whole village remembers
gsyhiap: She'll be right back after these messages
matthaus_c: listen to the heart, listen to the beat
IanAllenBird: sometimes there's guards here
Strebenherz: do we tell him that she's probably quest immortal?
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Foxmar320: Maybe he can lure her to a bandit camp
neisan2112: Were there even guards to give yourself up to in this town?
Foxmar320: I think everytown has at least 1 guard
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Soccer is not an instrument.
margieargie: There are a couple in Riverwood, it's just a matter of finding them in town
Juliamon: I'm imagining Wheeler busting into his house like "I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE CHICKENS BRO"
RunicScribe: Yeah, the Riverwood guard(s) are usually up on the wall/bridge
Foxmar320: He might not make it back to town lol
Vorrenthalla: @Foxmar320 iirc Riverwood doesn't. It shares guards with Whiterun and they don't get any until after you go to Whiterun for the first time
Strebenherz: @Foxmar320 i think he's like ONE stab away from death
Strebenherz: i would bet money on it
Juliamon: how about points?
Strebenherz: sure
matthaus_c: I thought guards only spawned in Riverwood after you did the first dragon quest for Balgruuf
Foxmar320: Maybe? It's been like 10 years since ive played Skyrim lol
Strebenherz: this poll seems one sided :P
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaa that poll
IanAllenBird: lmao
neisan2112: Lololol
Strebenherz: perfect poll no notes
Sorator13: the odds are long
margieargie: Come on, let's make this as lopsided as possible!
Vorrenthalla: @matthaus_c that's what I remember. Balgruuf didn't want any guards in Riverwood because its too close to Falkreath and is worried about Falkreath taking it the wrong way if he sends guards over
Strebenherz: @Vorrenthalla oh damn there's lore to it
ritchards: define "making back to town"... like, and then do something, or just enter the town?
Juliamon: just get there
Strebenherz: living through chicken stabbings probably
Foxmar320: I think just entering town
Foxmar320: Sup
IanAllenBird: o/
Sorator13: so uh. we did a prediction.
Foxmar320: Drink a health potion
Strebenherz: OH MY GOD
MWGNZ: delete the town?
Kipstar: shocked a chicken *to death*
gsyhiap: Die. Probably.
brainbosh: *what*
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
WriterRaven: You have suffered Super Death.
Morrigan9: daaaaaamn
margieargie: WOW okay
Foxmar320: uhhhhhhh
MWGNZ: PowerUpL hifunkSickest PowerUpR
brainbosh: oh that was you
neisan2112: Where did that come from?
rosesmcgee: Finish Him!
SymphonySolstice: I think you're dead
KingOfDoma: How did that give you a level
Sorator13: bwuh
7gorobei: got ganked
matthaus_c: oh yeah all the townspeople have martial arts training
Foxmar320: What did we come back to
MrSarkhan: huh
margieargie: That's the kill cam. For you
IanAllenBird: F
neisan2112: Oh hey
Vinewood_OG: F
Foxmar320: She messed you UP
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're not the only one who gets cinematic kills.
Sorator13: F
korvys: You know how there's a cinematic ending when you killed those spiders? Also happens to you.
rosesmcgee: Spoiler - there are no guards in this town to surrender to so you can't surrender
SymphonySolstice: well at least I told you to save
Vorrenthalla: well at least you don't need to worry about the town hating you anymore
couchboyj: Don't murder your contact's chicken this time
Stoffern: lrrAWW
ritchards: so, quite the prediction, eh?
TheWriterAleph: the steel GERDUR
SymphonySolstice: you lost your fish tho
margieargie: Oh yeah, you have to fish again
kdefinition: This is a pretty accurate 2011 experience
Foxmar320: Next time you murder a chicken be stealthed
RunicScribe: For future ref - F5 quicksaves. I reccommend using it often
IanAllenBird: ^
Vorrenthalla: except attacking the chicken right?
KingOfDoma: You should have known by the fact Wheeler told you it was a good idea
matthaus_c: including reading that book all the way
brainbosh: Quicksave often yes lol
e_bloc: wikihow probably has instructions to apologize to a chicken
voren_chalco: Everything?
gsyhiap: Lmao, goodbye 11 dollrs
voren_chalco: Even the chicken murder?
Vinewood_OG: They finally caught the chicken shockey
Foxmar320: Yeah we need you to re-read the entire fishing book again
Ned_Flandalorian: what kind of reaction did you expect to palpatine'ing the chicken
IanAllenBird: people in this town love that chicken
Juliamon: pretty much
margieargie: "Will James make it back to town"
Sorator13: The prediction was "will James make it back to town"
Foxmar320: Would you make it back to town
e_bloc: essentially
gsyhiap: Pretty much
Sorator13: and I think there were only 11 points on "yes"
IanAllenBird: looks like it went up to 10k
SymphonySolstice: stone thing, fishing rod
Sorator13: @IanAllenBird ah, must've been last second
Sarah_Serinde: Not that last second
KingOfDoma: You now level sneaky stuff better
Sorator13: oh, there's the button that lets me see that info, got it
matthaus_c: the fisherman transitioned
WriterRaven: She found herself. Happy Pride!
IanAllenBird: oh, you reloaded and she transitioned
Kentosaurus: same fisher what are you talking abouyt
SymphonySolstice: happy pride
gsyhiap: There was a point when I was the only yes vote, with 1 dollar
Foxmar320: Yep
IanAllenBird: happy pride
Sogheim: no doggo now
Foxmar320: Happy Pride :D
LordZarano: TransgenderPride
ContingentCat: happy pride TransganderPride
ContingentCat: * TransgenderPride
SymphonySolstice: oh no
Foxmar320: Settle in
Juliamon: "Transgander" needs to be a goose emote
gsyhiap: Uhh
margieargie: Remember, we have to do this again
gsyhiap: @Juliamon Amazing
Foxmar320: foxmarDERP
IanAllenBird: lol
Foxmar320: Clip all of it
SymphonySolstice: lmao
gsyhiap: Inb4 heather puts it *before* the first reading
margieargie: Reload the save!
Foxmar320: Noooo the booooook
couchboyj: Gotta go kill the chicken again, so we can die and come back to the book properly
MWGNZ: or a lich
Foxmar320: We can kill the chiken we just can't be seen doing it
Foxmar320: The chicken is the final boss
gsyhiap: I feel like I can hear Heather's weary sigh from here
letsbelgo: hook
IanAllenBird: so real
matthaus_c: hey I think this guy may be a writer after all
niccus: unfortunately the non-writer was written by a writer
TehAmelie: a writer's way of saying "don't critique pls it hurts my feelings"
Sorator13: @IanAllenBird so *reel*
Kipstar: now YOU'RE the fisingman
IanAllenBird: @Sorator13 hell, you're right
Stoffern: What font did they use for these books?
TheWriterAleph: fishing rod. and shield -- you know, just in case
gsyhiap: lrrBartleby
e_bloc: meet the new fish, same as the old fish
SimGuy3k: the game Ben was playing needed a shield
Foxmar320: You got this. This is the one
gsyhiap: This isn't what you did last time, time to reload!
Angelic_Bovines: I stopped watching for a little bit and came back, and of course he's still fishing
SymphonySolstice: inb4 original fish was a rare catch
EJGRgunner: One fish two fish, old fish new fish
Kipstar: do you recall what it was?
IanAllenBird: @Angelic_Bovines oh, you missed some stuff
Talin06: different time of day
Foxmar320: Original fish was I think lol
Angelic_Bovines: @IanAllenBird oh boy
SimGuy3k: @Angelic_Bovines yeah he is not still finishing
SimGuy3k: fishing
SymphonySolstice: now save...
SymphonySolstice: phew
gsyhiap: Wolves?
Foxmar320: But we wanted you to read again
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's no moon...
IanAllenBird: just like majora's mask
matthaus_c: that's Masser, say hi to Masser
Strebenherz: i mean lore wise supposedly the skyrim moons aren't really moons they're holes in reality or something
e_bloc: maybe thats why everyone is a lunatic
TheWriterAleph: @Strebenherz i think that's the sun and/or stars. the moons are moons and there are bases on them :P
matthaus_c: @Strebenherz those are stars, moons and planets are actually there
e_bloc: peas and queues
gsyhiap: Don't cock it up
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hey look, a chicken! Let's kill it!
Foxmar320: Do it from a distance this time
matthaus_c: shock your chicken in private, James :p
PhorrestGaze: quicksave before killing the chicken this time
Strebenherz: @matthaus_c ahhh okay @TheWriterAleph
margieargie: The moons are (possibly) the corpse of the creator god (depending on which creation myths you believe)
exeJayce: this entire game is "what if", honestly
Sorator13: "it'll kill us all, and then you'll believe me" is certainly a line
TheWriterAleph: i love that old lady so much
Juliamon: Yes
Foxmar320: Yes
SymphonySolstice: you need to find that guys sister
Juliamon: Time of day matters in towns
gsyhiap: @Sorator13 Very "One of these days you're gonna wake up dead!" Energy
IanAllenBird: lol
SimGuy3k: the pointer on your waypoint and the map is an objective
MWGNZ: seabatCHOICE
IanAllenBird: maybe sell for weight
Vinewood_OG: Mostly just selling
SymphonySolstice: you could sell all the bad armor
Boon_33: you have 86 gold, sell first?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Clairvoyance is a very handy spell. It shows the path to your destination.
GrathXVI: wait, where did you get pastries from?
e_bloc: bear claws? today is national donut day
thatguysteve2709: Sell your basket collection just to confuse the game
7gorobei: sell the foot wraps
WriterRaven: "spend less on baskets" "no"
gsyhiap: We all know Ben doesn't do practical jokes
Sorator13: "sell" them, yes
Boon_33: boots witht he fur
thatguysteve2709: Yes Ben has never tried to make James look like a fool on the internet
Sogheim: that is the only vendor I will steal from
thatguysteve2709: Yes
margieargie: That's the easiest way
matthaus_c: favouriting everything you want to actually use
IanAllenBird: yeah just the stuff you want to have on hand
RunicScribe: Favorite everything you use regularly, and use the menus for everything you use only occasionally
brainbosh: I can't remember, did the game let you hotkey to 1, 2, 3, etc, or was that a mod
Strebenherz: oh good she's not trying to stab you this time :P
RunicScribe: And if you open the Q menu you can bind your favourites to hotkeys (1-8) for even quicker access
IanAllenBird: gifts not buying
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk
SnackPak_: neat
7gorobei: carrot carrot mead
margieargie: Oh yeah, this game does that
WriterRaven: That's a long-running bug in the game... I forget how to fix it.
matthaus_c: look if you saw a dragon you'd also be looking for validation before making any assumptions
PhorrestGaze: the neighborhood has really gone downhill with all these... dragons.
Foxmar320: Yes
Juliamon: maybe
margieargie: lrrCrab
Strebenherz: lrrCrab
TheAinMAP: lrrCrab ?
Foxmar320: Go say high
PhorrestGaze: lrrCrab
IanAllenBird: could be!
WriterRaven: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
RainyMint: lrrCrab
brainbosh: Mudcrabs are tougher than you
Driosenth: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
IanAllenBird: uhoh
Xan_The_Quiet: i'm sure the giant crab is friendly. you should try to pet it, James
Foxmar320: The crab got James?!
62MGcobra: thats skyrim baby.
IanAllenBird: papercut from the fishing book
EJGRgunner: voxyCrabdance
the_tutorial_boss: crab so powerful it hit the streamer irl
7gorobei: npc stabs you in game, you bleed in real life
TehAmelie: a Jarl is like a Duke by the way. (the words are related anyway)
SymphonySolstice: you got a house
TehAmelie: somewhere to put all our books!
voren_chalco: In Unova, probably
WriterRaven: Unfortunately it's not *your* house so you can't store your stuff in it.
EJGRgunner: There's an old folk song about the Scandinavians I recall. Whiskey in the Jarl.
Vinewood_OG: In the back opposite side of the river iirc
TehAmelie: aw
IanAllenBird: goat cheel
dagoth__ur_: i love some goat cheel
TehAmelie: that's a lotta goat cheese
PhorrestGaze: my sister always hooks me up with a fresh goat cheese wheel
RunicScribe: It's worth more
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's pretty expensive
IanAllenBird: certain expensive stuff
WriterRaven: Items with higher gold value aren't just yours to take lol.
RunicScribe: When you're friends with someone, they let you take anything below a certain value
e_bloc: its small claims court vs the supreme court
TehAmelie: maybe if you drink it really fast you can haggle them down from the theft charge
7gorobei: need baskets for all the fish we will be catching
margieargie: We were told of the baskets' return... but there is one they fear... the one they call... Basketborn!
voren_chalco: @RunicScribe Mates rates
LibraryOfContext: If you're taking baskets, what about pots?
WriterRaven: "Breaking news, Oh Geez the basket thief has struck again!"
Juliamon: You'd give your friend a basket you weren't using, but not a piece of expensive jewelry
LibraryOfContext: Pots are just metal baskets.
brainbosh: 999 for the basket carse
Dalrint: dalrinWave
Dalrint: So is this the first time james has ever played skyrim?
Strebenherz: yuppers
GrathXVI: oooh, is it time to do The Loop
PharaohBender27: I'm trying to remember if you can "holster" in this game so you don't look like you're about to attack someone. I feel like there was.
IanAllenBird: yeah
matthaus_c: you have now broken the economy
Juliamon: Dalrint first time with any Elder Scrolls at all
brainbosh: the "slightly tired" poison
SquareDotCube: @PharaohBender27 Yes, it's hold the R key
PhorrestGaze: eat ingrediants to figure out what they can do
margieargie: @PharaohBender27 You can, I forget the default key though
letsbelgo: close your eyes
Foxmar320: Rent a room for the night
Juliamon: WOO RAGNAR
brainbosh: Did you *pay* for a bed, hmm?
e_bloc: owned
KingOfDoma: Talk to the blonde lady
IanAllenBird: I think talk to her for a bed?
Foxmar320: She runs the inn
calculated_uncertainties: but the key?
Boon_33: spoilers* she doesn't like you in her room.
voren_chalco: "Why does everyone in this town own their bed?"
e_bloc: money can be exchanged for goods and services and beds
IanAllenBird: hours
KingOfDoma: Hours
calculated_uncertainties: hours
protojman: yes
SnackPak_: who knows
brainbosh: Years for sure
Boon_33: hours
Foxmar320: Hours
letsbelgo: yes days
letsbelgo: its his *job*
letsbelgo: he needs to eat
Morrigan9: never too early for WAR DRUM
voren_chalco: You mean you *don't* have a Dawn Drum Chorus in Canada? How do you wake up?
TheAinMAP: lrrCrab
margieargie: Uh-oh, you made it angry
SymphonySolstice: lrrCrab
Boon_33: we've done it now, we angered the crab
dagoth__ur_: wow
IanAllenBird: f
dagoth__ur_: animal abuse
bbblehh: so which version of skyrim is this? or did they release another one while i wasn't looking
Baris_Rin: truly non can stand before you
dagoth__ur_: im calling peta
dagoth__ur_: yes
letsbelgo: need a horse
Foxmar320: Yep
matthaus_c: yeah
Juliamon: The *horse* can
Pharmacistjudge: need horse
margieargie: Kinda, helps if you have a horse
Boon_33: horse helps
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matthaus_c: the horse is better at it
GrathXVI: so wait, James plays Skyrim, the game where archery is the clear choice and becomes... a mage
matthaus_c: you can also horse tilt to achieve mach speed
Foxmar320: Yes
dagoth__ur_: sure why not
lamina5432: yes
letsbelgo: totally can get a horse
Boon_33: you need horse money, or steal one.
Strebenherz: @GrathXVI benginPet
Baris_Rin: yeah, if you just head to the next town
RunicScribe: Yeah, if you go to the Whiterun stables you can buy a horse (or steal one)
Baris_Rin: yep
Foxmar320: Yep
letsbelgo: yup
dagoth__ur_: just vibe and go where ever
Boon_33: whiterun stables sells horses
margieargie: You can kinda get there this way, but not quite the best way
voren_chalco: Suddenly, from the distance: "Oh, gods! My chicken!"
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bbblehh: yea
LibraryOfContext: I played this and ignored all the primary quests.
brainbosh: *Too* open a world sucks, but thats what questlines are for
Scy_Anide: That's why I never got into...Minecraft.
Strebenherz: depending on mood yeah
matthaus_c: didn't you play Minecraft weekly for 15 years
SimGuy3k: yeah I have the same problem
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dagoth__ur_: skyrim doesnt give you everything to do it only gives you like a story the rest you have to find your self
Foxmar320: I know people who feel that way
Boon_33: you play minecraft...
MrSarkhan: That's my issue with stuff like Minecraft
SimGuy3k: I never finish any game like this
WriterRaven: I like openworld games as long as I have clear objectives and can do them in any order I like.
NimrodXIV: clearly, you will dig a hole
Sorator13: Yeah, I struggle with open world games like this
DeM0nFiRe: For me it depends on the world, Skyrim I was ok with. A lot of ubisoft games don't work for me
SimGuy3k: if it has a story and a lot of side content it's different from minecraft where it's creative and has no goal
exeJayce: LOL open world games is exactly why I still haven't finished Tears of the Kingdom
brainbosh: Yeah, minecraft gives you nothing to d, so no choice paralysis :P
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there is supposedly a main questline or two in skyrim, but after hundreds of hours of playing, I have no idea what they are
Matrim528: James, you should be playing Marathon with Matt.
PharaohBender27: I find myself just looking up missions/quests in a game like this to make sure I'm not in too over my head
calculated_uncertainties: Yeah, Minecraft player complaining about bethesda game being too 'open world' is sus.
Boon_33: you can mine and craft here
Strebenherz: I don't think i've managed a single save of oblivion where i don't get distracted, derail, heckle umbra for her sword, then get chased across the countryside
62MGcobra: i bounced off this game and witcher 3 but red dead redemption 1+2 I played a whole lot
matthaus_c: this game is kind of just about walking around and interacting with whatever you find
matthaus_c: the quests are mostly an excuse to be going somewhere
SymphonySolstice: check the horse department
Vinewood_OG: Stable outside main gate
Baris_Rin: head along the wall to the left
Sarah_Serinde: very sturdy horse, good choice
voren_chalco: "horse"
undecided44: Is his name Paul Reverre?
Talin06: who said anything about buying
IanAllenBird: it's one of these for sure
Boon_33: left
Boon_33: !left
Juliamon: You're in the suburbs
CastleOtranto: Head for the horse shoe
Foxmar320: Maybe
dagoth__ur_: finally some morals
Strebenherz: high moral road there emperor palantine
PharaohBender27: Look, you wanted a horse
Vinewood_OG: You wouldn't download a horse
Boon_33: this guy thinks he can afford a horse
Vorrenthalla: Not playing Grand Theft Horse?
Vinewood_OG: Nirnnnnn
dagoth__ur_: if you join the dark botherhood you get the best horse for free
Strebenherz: you can pick the noisy root btw
Morrigan9: will james go to space?
SnackPak_: zap a chicken? no prob. steal a horse? can't do it
e_bloc: horses have a better union
SymphonySolstice: milk drinker???
Boon_33: milk drinker
thatguysteve2709: @vinewood_og I saw it too. Just happy he missed it
margieargie: People in Skyrim -hate- calcium
matthaus_c: bargain bin fighter's guild
Boon_33: she thinks you're a big baby
Scy_Anide: She knows about your penchant for carrots and milk
Vinewood_OG: Claudia Christian!
azureHaights: something something gâteau mille-feuille with Ceylon tea
dagoth__ur_: do you care about spoilers?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there's only 3 of them, I bet you could take 'em Kappa
Vinewood_OG: Stable behind
Boon_33: ironically she looted the mammoth cheese
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: steel horse?
IanAllenBird: I have no idea how old horses live
Vinewood_OG: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Wanteeeed, dead or alive🎶
IanAllenBird: nop
Athelgar: thats only 100 iron dagger or so
SymphonySolstice: well time to sell everything
Baris_Rin: guess you gotta raid some tombs
Foxmar320: So back to stealing it then?
Boon_33: when owned by james in this game? lifespan is closer to a ww2 german rocket pilot.
Forlorgen: time to steal a horse
voren_chalco: Better start lootin'
LibraryOfContext: Now you know why we said steal.
Vinewood_OG: Drop a save. And ride like the wind!
boredkid07: You can still do shows with healthy horses into their 20s. They're usually done, professionally by 25. And probably not around after 30.
matthaus_c: you could press loads of buttons to get to 1000 gold, or press one button to steal
undecided44: GTE: grand theft equine
Foxmar320: Its only theaft if they see you do it
7gorobei: quicksave
dagoth__ur_: i mean if you do it at night its better
PharaohBender27: Have you considered spending several days chopping wood back in Riverwood? That's a way to get money
Foxmar320: Free horse!
7gorobei: now climb a mountain
Kipstar: i only have 300 gold and 10,000 gold worth of baskets
margieargie: Not like they can catch you now
Baris_Rin: 5 minutes earlier: "I would never steal a horse"
Sorator13: "you won't get away with that" I quite ltierally will
Boon_33: 50gold bounty for a very expensive horse. well worth it if you make it out of the city guard's reach.
SymphonySolstice: the only true bethesda experience: geometry
e_bloc: they shoot horses, dont they
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You wouldn't download a horse (armor)
Foxmar320: Guards not even chasing you they didn't agro
boredkid07: What was the original quote? "If you can see it, you can go there"?
TehAmelie: steal the fastest horse in town, what are they gonna do?
kumatsu: the FULL skyrim experience would be spending the entire stream trying to get a handful of mods to work
Scy_Anide: Hell yeah, rim that mountain
brainbosh: gotta zigzag
azureHaights: The Power of Todd Howard Propels You
SymphonySolstice: serpentine! serpentine!
Ned_Flandalorian: you only stole the horse, not the horseshoes
niccus: how do you horse tilt?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Probably guards. Keep running
Juliamon: oh, someone aggroed
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: whelp
Baris_Rin: XD
SymphonySolstice: rip
IanAllenBird: F
Dog_of_Myth: o7
matthaus_c: rip allie
Sorator13: o7
margieargie: And there goes the horse
Boon_33: o7
brainbosh: HAH
RainyMint: o7
WriterRaven: F
MrSarkhan: o7
Scy_Anide: A successful rimming
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
thatguysteve2709: That was a good horse
Talin06: o7
lamina5432: o7
goombalax: F
Athelgar: really Yoshi'd that horse
Vinewood_OG: Arby's, we've got the horse.
brainbosh: Look, you found the bandits that stole the horse!
Strebenherz: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
azureHaights: "your" horse
Sorator13: @azureHaights possession is nine-tenths of the law!
Strebenherz: stole the horse keys and crashed it under 5 mintues, 10/10
margieargie: Also kind of what happened the first time I got a horse in this game, excpet instead of a mountain I lost mine to a gentle slope I was carefully riding down
Sorator13: (lightning fingers are the other tenth)
gsyhiap: Wow you really rode that horse into the ground huh
bbblehh: steals a horse, rides it up the mountain just to jump off, then attempts to shoot a frightened woman
bbblehh: what a menace
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and just like that, as quickly as he arrived, our hero disappeared, never to be seen by the people or whiterun ever again
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Strebenherz: playing like an idiot is valid and fun
Foxmar320: Check out the cave?
Juliamon: bet you can't
protojman: nah
brainbosh: No, this is the normal way to play
62MGcobra: aim for the bushes
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is a good thing that city isn't involved with the main city
Dalrint: This is pretty much exactly what I was expecting going in
margieargie: You're playing like any proper Skyrim player
SymphonySolstice: sure
RunicScribe: Nah, this is delightful
MrSarkhan: you can make it
Baris_Rin: sure
Strebenherz: and if anything it's cool to see someone's fresh play
ContingentCat: No we know
Foxmar320: Sure
GhostValv: :)
Morrigan9: make it alive?
IanAllenBird: I'm having fun with it
DeM0nFiRe: I think playing like an absolute idiot is the correct way to play Skyrim
varmintx0: No, I'm thinking "why isn't he causing more chaos?"
LibraryOfContext: There's at least two blocks of water down there. You'll survive
Foxmar320: It said you found a cave
NimrodXIV: I've never played this either, so this is all normal
Foxmar320: lol
IanAllenBird: in the cave
SymphonySolstice: cool cave
Scy_Anide: There's a tree in this cave
Foxmar320: You went in the cave
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graywinter Watch
Athelgar: your refusal to use the locator bar is astounding lol
IanAllenBird: lmao a troll
Foxmar320: oh good a troll
SquareDotCube: use fire, James
lamina5432: james going down holes is normal
Sorator13: uh oh
dagoth__ur_: trolls are op
Scy_Anide: Gonna need bigger arrows
TehAmelie: a troll? in a cave? uh-oh
Foxmar320: Serge would have killed it
margieargie: So. You can definitely run into higher-level enemies in random dungeons in this game
Juliamon: You can manage that
Strebenherz: Not the safest hole to shoot it all into :P
thesurfaceofthemoon: serge would not have killed it at this level
IanAllenBird: ::)
Foxmar320: Remember im the chaos mod
Athelgar: remember its a troll, so think about your troll lore
Juliamon: No
brainbosh: Probably not
SquareDotCube: yes
Baris_Rin: O
Foxmar320: No lol
IanAllenBird: probably not
LibraryOfContext: Not at your level really.
thatguysteve2709: No
GhostValv: Probably not
MrSarkhan: Maybe
thesurfaceofthemoon: je pense no
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: not a chance
lamina5432: no
brainbosh: It has regen
Baris_Rin: I'm sure it's fine
Talin06: you no
KilrenKrae: no
MrSarkhan: Use fire
Ned_Flandalorian: it's not a chicken
Boon_33: troll lore would help
matthaus_c: you can do anything you set your mind to
LibraryOfContext: There's more than one.
PharaohBender27: You *can* but at your level, unlikely
Strebenherz: you can TRY :P
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: unlikey
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can try
IanAllenBird: you might be able to run past
7gorobei: are trolls weak to goats?
virgil82: Potentially, but unlikely.
ContingentCat: !listen
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
Strebenherz: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
SymphonySolstice: F
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaa what health
WriterRaven: bonk.
Vorrenthalla: their health regenerates faster than you can deal damage
Baris_Rin: I think they're heaing faster than you are hurting them
Boon_33: troll lore roll check failed.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It was only because there was two of them
gsyhiap: So easily goaded by chat
IanAllenBird: lol
Boon_33: how do trolls feel about firespells?
LibraryOfContext: Risks death, gets three arrows.
brainbosh: RThat bow had a Name
Sorator13: hell yeah, three steel arrows
Athelgar: 3 steel arrows lol
MrSarkhan: good way to level up your armor skills LUL
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeRun
Foxmar320: I call that a victory
brainbosh: Was that a unique bow you left?
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: training your heavy armour by getting punched in the face by a troll is certainly a choice
Athelgar: and a book
Kipstar: you STOLE some steel arrows
PharaohBender27: There was also a book
virgil82: save!
Strebenherz: there was a lot in there! :p
Boon_33: stolen arrows you say?
Foxmar320: Might have been. I did see a book.
gsyhiap: miiliGiggle
IanAllenBird: you have a healing spell too
SquareDotCube: technically you can get steel anywhere James
7gorobei: you have zappy zaps
Foxmar320: Got the bow at least
Boon_33: simply pay the troll toll in blood.
LibraryOfContext: You can wear them down eventually.
IanAllenBird: well, you got a bow
voren_chalco: James really will turn anything into an extraction shooter, huh?
IanAllenBird: does stamina damage
dagoth__ur_: stam dmg good
Foxmar320: oh yeah enchanted bow
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What the Froki?
brainbosh: Its magic!
Kentosaurus: @voren_chalco lol
protojman: who the hell is froki
WriterRaven: Stamina damage, or Staminage.
dagoth__ur_: it runs out btw
thatguysteve2709: That good at low lvls
Sorator13: @protojman idk but I think they're dead now
dagoth__ur_: you have to charge it with soul stones
matthaus_c: absolutely not
Juliamon: Still no
Foxmar320: No lol
gsyhiap: No
GhostValv: Still probably not
brainbosh: Still no lol
thatguysteve2709: No
LibraryOfContext: You can rope-a-dope them eventually.
Vinewood_OG: @protojman Frog Thor's brother?
Boon_33: need more troll lore
brainbosh: Are you still lvl 1?
Strebenherz: trolls are an early game "will mess you up"
SquareDotCube: No if you're not familiar with Elder Scrolls.
SymphonySolstice: do a flip!
dagoth__ur_: LUL
Foxmar320: Now Serge maybe
SquareDotCube: Yes if you know their weaknesses.
Strebenherz: that's a rock
itira: good try
IanAllenBird: lmaoo
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: didn't even try doing a 360
gsyhiap: O7
TheAinMAP: HyperGravity
Sorator13: I think you missed
SimGuy3k: no you made it
Kentosaurus: A for effort
Boon_33: nice dive.
IanAllenBird: Clap
dagoth__ur_: you need more agility
Baris_Rin: if you had a horse you coulda made it
dagoth__ur_: caves are the best
LibraryOfContext: @Baris_Rin He would have made it, the horse - no.
Foxmar320: Caves are great for sneaking
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: trolls
matthaus_c: stamina damage was really cool in Morrowind, it would cause people to fall over
SquareDotCube: you forgot hubris James.
dagoth__ur_: your fine
Athelgar: we should have directed him to a claw cave
dagoth__ur_: it scales to your level
Foxmar320: Remember to crouch so you get get crits
Kipstar: i wonder why they call it shimmermist?
7gorobei: so are we locked in on the horse thief path to keep the bow?
Strebenherz: it'll be fiiiiine
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
IanAllenBird: nah you're fine
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
bbblehh: btw if you're playing on keyboard i think R un-knocks your arrow
Foxmar320: Trust me James you're fine
IanAllenBird: that's probably the correct response
Strebenherz: oh this
ContingentCat: Why would you doubt chat?
dagoth__ur_: its just goblins
SymphonySolstice: totally fine, yes
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It isn't a troll
BusTed: seabatTROG
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this is fine, it looks smaller than a troll
Foxmar320: Yeah just a goblin
dagoth__ur_: trap
IanAllenBird: a trap
Dog_of_Myth: The Claw!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: a trap
Vorrenthalla: thats a snow elf
Foxmar320: Food also heals
Strebenherz: falmers like poison btw
EJGRgunner: Dear Dr. James, given you're experiencing this game for the first time, and the, at this point, legendary status of this game in the annals of video game history, I have to ask the question: are the Hurricanes frauds if they lose in the Stanley Cup Final?
Boon_33: taking a level up also heals you
LibraryOfContext: You leveled up.
e_bloc: good eye sniper
Vorrenthalla: is his bow stronger than yours?
the_tutorial_boss: @e_bloc who i shoot
Sorator13: @EJGRgunner nah, just more evidence of the league rigging things for Vegas, obv lrrBEEJ
Kentosaurus: ^
e_bloc: when they lose
ContingentCat: I guess if you're going to take an ear you take both
calculated_uncertainties: I'm not good at clips, but Here we go. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BigArtisticBorkStinkyCheese-ulh4z2exUAUHDj0q
LibraryOfContext: Now we're bowing with power!
Baris_Rin: Eat his ear!
e_bloc: love seeing cap circumvention pay off
Baris_Rin: in ingredients
matthaus_c: the ear is an ingredient
Strebenherz: ingredient
MrSarkhan: you can also level up
e_bloc: yeah you can make an elephant ear with it
Sorator13: detected!
Foxmar320: HP or Stam
Strebenherz: stamina lets you carry a little more
voren_chalco: Stamina. For more running away.
thatguysteve2709: Health or stamina
Baris_Rin: Stamina let's you carry more stuff
Strebenherz: stamina is what you level for playing like a goblin.
seanmrwick: oh hey James
IanAllenBird: E?
bbblehh: click on it?
WriterRaven: Click on the perk.
brainbosh: The joy of controller menus!
Foxmar320: Oh Geez
seanmrwick: Uh....skyrim? are you ok?
Boon_33: 20% more sergelike
e_bloc: seabatDance seabatDance seabatDance
Talin06: the star not the word
SimGuy3k: just after taking 20% more damage to bows
Vorrenthalla: falmer wasn't its name it was its species
LibraryOfContext: Falmer is his race
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: James killed Skyrim?
Strebenherz: f5 time :p
thatguysteve2709: Falmar is just a a name for goblins
Vorrenthalla: falmer = snow elf just like bosmer = wood elf
seanmrwick: Name...Falmer.....Occupation....falmer
IanAllenBird: technically goblins are their own thing
the_tutorial_boss: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters James killed John Skyrim!?
Vinewood_OG: "Elf isn't my job!"
Juliamon: If you aren't sneaking, anything can see you. Staying hidden is good.
Sorator13: So about that "I should be far away and don't need health" bit...
Foxmar320: Oh dang this one got the moves
voren_chalco: Now you need to kill all but one Falmer, so the last one can be a named character.
PharaohBender27: Oh you thought "Falmer" was unique name? Oh you sweet summer child . . .
protojman: :'D
IanAllenBird: rip
brainbosh: Bob Falmer
Strebenherz: sneaky good
Foxmar320: Try a sneak attack
Strebenherz: make less noise
margieargie: Arnold Falmer
seanmrwick: what kind of quest is this?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Drop their HP to 0
seanmrwick: @margieargie The golfer?
Kentosaurus: head shot
seanmrwick: Nicely done
Strebenherz: nice nice
WriterRaven: Try a sneak attack on the next one. Falmer can't see, so they rely on sound to detect you.
SnowBuddy18: @brainbosh Clearly it's Ben Falmer
seanmrwick: I've never seen this quest before
seanmrwick: "I have no knowledge of this place"
MrSarkhan: It's much better on controller
Foxmar320: It's clunky
Foxmar320: Always was
IanAllenBird: yeah it's not great and often modded
seanmrwick: it could be either or
seanmrwick: it might be a quest...inside of a cave
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I have never played it on console.
LibraryOfContext: The advantage of PC is mods.
Foxmar320: I think thats it
Boon_33: we're muderhoboing our way through the skyrim.
seanmrwick: @LibraryOfContext like...the Macho man Dragon mod
seanmrwick: or...the Thomas the Tank engine mod
Juliamon: A lot of the caves are pretty small
Foxmar320: Caves are like this, some are small and some lead to the underworld
seanmrwick: or my personal favorite....the exploding chickens
Boon_33: and we're maidenless
dagoth__ur_: im pretty sure these caves lead to the big caves
bbblehh: hey everyone, it's james, from caves
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: two of them... that you can see
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can assume it is inside somewhere unless it says Skyrim
seanmrwick: With some potatoes comes a good stew
Foxmar320: Sneaky sneaky
voren_chalco: This is getting out of hand
Vinewood_OG: @voren_chalco lrrLUL
Boon_33: you think you don't like the flamer, wait till you meet their pets.
brainbosh: Archer fight!
Strebenherz: james now playing pubg
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
Strebenherz: PFFFFT
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Foxmar320: Surprise!
IanAllenBird: lol
MrSarkhan: lrrLUL
7gorobei: 6 arrows left
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Peek a boo!
matthaus_c: that guy made the AI in this game seem so smart
7gorobei: 4 arrows
Juliamon: I think he has other arrows?
brainbosh: Falmer arrows are just as good :P
undecided44: The ambush is set, and Fulmar waits for his prey. /Voice of D. Attenborough
Foxmar320: Poison
matthaus_c: poisoned
bbblehh: poisoned
margieargie: Poison
brainbosh: Falmer use poison
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: poison
seanmrwick: There was poison
IanAllenBird: ouch
Foxmar320: Nice shot!
MrSarkhan: getting bullied
NonchalantAvenger: we on hard diffculty?
Athelgar: adept i believe
IanAllenBird: I think we're just underpowered
Juliamon: it's fine, he just skipped a lot of stuff that would level him up
MrSarkhan: James is only level 2.
brainbosh: Just in starting gear at lvl 2 lol
Vorrenthalla: normal difficulty but in a higher level area, I think this place is for around level 7ish?
Strebenherz: this is fiiine
margieargie: This is a pretty high level dungeon
Strebenherz: optimized, absolutely not. is it hilarious? absolutely yes
dagoth__ur_: goofing around is the only way to play skyrim
Strebenherz: the AMOUNT of times i have tried to kill umbra for her sword at level 1 in oblivion is not zero
NonchalantAvenger: heal
NonchalantAvenger: damnnn
voren_chalco: Inverse kill-cam
golguchi: falmers are tricky, but ya got the tools
Foxmar320: Got some good crits on them
thatguysteve2709: Killing umbra at lvl 1 is a right of passage everyone needs to be overonfident in that fight and get clapped at least once
NonchalantAvenger: awesome now do that 5 times and we golden lol
Juliamon: You're definitely equipped to, if you make the right choices
Strebenherz: james getting in reps for the next pubg night
Foxmar320: ohhh nice shot
Boon_33: f
dagoth__ur_: you really gotta level your sneaking to go bow
matthaus_c: oh right the spidey sense dodge
Foxmar320: As long as the eye doesn't say detected you can sneak back
golguchi: fun fact, they're blind
dagoth__ur_: or get realism mods
matthaus_c: I forgot about the spidey sense dodge
Foxmar320: Was going to say take a shot and back up.
Boon_33: falmer are one of the harder critters to deal with.
IanAllenBird: I believe
Strebenherz: @Boon_33 ?$#!'ing chaurrus benginCry
NonchalantAvenger: heal heal
Boon_33: @Strebenherz shhh, he doesn't know about their friends.
golguchi: @Boon_33 that's why i don't go underground often
NonchalantAvenger: gggg
golguchi: gg
WriterRaven: \o/
Foxmar320: Nice!
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
matthaus_c: gaming
Foxmar320: foxmarGG foxmarGG foxmarGG
IanAllenBird: save
Boon_33: @Strebenherz I mean it's only livestock, how hard could it be to kill.
dagoth__ur_: the dark elf tunnels go on forever
MrSarkhan: What game is she watching?
margieargie: Theeere they are
Juliamon: iiiiits chourus time!
Foxmar320: oh these are fun
WriterRaven: I hate these things so much.
Boon_33: you'll love these
Strebenherz: @Boon_33 OH HEY SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
Sorator13: @MrSarkhan stanley cup finals, game 2, Carolina v Vegas
Strebenherz: like THE ACTUAL DEVIL
IanAllenBird: big ant
Baris_Rin: It's a pet
Strebenherz: they spit poison!
e_bloc: carolina spent the first 50 minutes looking like a tropical depression. now building power
MrSarkhan: I had no idea my state had a hockey team.
e_bloc: @MrSarkhan :D
lamina5432: like a true stealth archer, shoot run shoot run
IanAllenBird: hey level 3 now!
MrSarkhan: We're in the south. It doesn't even snow here.
NonchalantAvenger: herooo
Strebenherz: NIIICE
Manae: expexpGG
Foxmar320: foxmarGG foxmarGG foxmarGG
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Level 3
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
matthaus_c: see now that was a named npc :3c
PharaohBender27: OK it's been some years since I last played Skyrim, but I feel like you can just hotkey certain weapons/abilites rather than having to tab every time
Boon_33: you've met the charos now, Falmer keep them as livestock, they're a little tougher than cows.
schordash: lrrCrab
golguchi: oh oh
Foxmar320: oh no lol
IanAllenBird: lmao
Strebenherz: when was the last time you saved btw?
IanAllenBird: :)
Foxmar320: Yes
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
schordash: lrrJUDGECALL
golguchi: skyrim ain't fair
Strebenherz: Cheer100 save check
Juliamon: If there are red dots in the bar at the top, something's gunning for you
NonchalantAvenger: quicksave
Raincoast_Bear: James. Are you stuck in a hole?
Foxmar320: You got this James
matthaus_c: they're a family!
Dog_of_Myth: But wait....there's more
golguchi: sideways chaurus
IanAllenBird: he is in fact in a hole but he walked down it instead of falling
e_bloc: don't get happy
Baris_Rin: level up to heal
golguchi: the most terrifying one
Strebenherz: try to dodge the spit if you can
NonchalantAvenger: heal
IanAllenBird: wait does that work lmao
schordash: benginSip
Foxmar320: Eat all the food you have lol
MrSarkhan: you're getting so many levels htough
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHERE
Athelgar: lvl up heals
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: level up
Strebenherz: oh yeah a level up heals
Baris_Rin: Level up to heal
NonchalantAvenger: go to level 3
schordash: benginFine
lamina5432: uh oh he drank
schordash: benginBop
Foxmar320: hahahaa
Strebenherz: it'll be fiiiine
MrSarkhan: LUL
IanAllenBird: o7
Strebenherz: glad you liked skyrimming!
e_bloc: this was a blast
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - you can do it (and by it I mean probably die)
Dog_of_Myth: It's been a very good stream
schordash: yeah! thank you for it benginCozy
MrSarkhan: This was in fact fun
Juliamon: it has indeed been very silly
WriterRaven: This was absurd but in the fun way. =)
Foxmar320: Locking himself in a cage worked
Strebenherz: the distance spray damn
Strebenherz: oops
Foxmar320: LOL
schordash: benginO7
IanAllenBird: f
Baris_Rin: shock?
MrSarkhan: RIP
Strebenherz: you got magic thou
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
7gorobei: give em the sparks
Foxmar320: Going out like a hero
Juliamon: o7
PharaohBender27: Cheer369 It was interesting and fun to see someone play this game for the first time and see how quickly you can just unexpectedly get rekt
rosesmcgee: James died the way he lived, in a deep pit
schordash: in the immortal words of Funko: "welp... gotta make money!"
WriterRaven: NOM
NonchalantAvenger: noooooo
Dog_of_Myth: o7
IanAllenBird: o7
Strebenherz: oof
Vorrenthalla: rip
schordash: o7
Strebenherz: benginO7
lamina5432: so close
Vinewood_OG: o7
WriterRaven: And thus Oh Geez the horse thief was eaten by giant bugs.
MrSarkhan: o7
Sorator13: o7
SymphonySolstice: an honorable attempt was made
NonchalantAvenger: i think thats it
MrSarkhan: I only vaguely remember this cave.
SquareDotCube: Dwarven ruins
Raincoast_Bear: Mr. Bowman eaten by bugs.
IanAllenBird: there are too many caves, I don't remember this specific one
margieargie: Not really
SquareDotCube: but it's only one room
Juliamon: There are cool fish you can fish for in there
PharaohBender27: I honestly can't remember but there's a wiki for it
thatguysteve2709: I believe this cave is longer
lamina5432: gnight
matthaus_c: you're here forever
Foxmar320: You dont
schordash: benginO7 enjoy dinner and tyfs
WriterRaven: Scroll down in the System menu.
Foxmar320: This is all you play now
NonchalantAvenger: scroll down
IanAllenBird: scroll a bit?
Vinewood_OG: That's the neat part...
EbDorian: Good news, James. You can si=till watch overtime NotLikeThis
Raincoast_Bear: Oh you can't. You're one of us now.
voren_chalco: There is no escape from Skyrim
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
RunicScribe: Thanks for the stream. I've been playing Skyrim since it came out and it's been wonderful to see it through fresh eyes
schordash: LUL
MrSarkhan: Looks like you live here now
matthaus_c: gotta delete system32
Foxmar320: Welcome to Skyrim
RunicScribe: (And scroll down for the exit menu)
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: scroll down?
PharaohBender27: Skyrim is forever, James. Kappa
Morrigan9: scroll down moe?
SymphonySolstice: welcome to skyrim, you're here forever
e_bloc: yes playoff OT yess
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
pimiento: and this is why people have so many hours logged in this
Foxmar320: :D
Raincoast_Bear: We all Skyrim down here...
dagoth__ur_: we need more
Foxmar320: That was fun
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SimGuy3k: this game does not do a good job of showing scrollable windows
SquareDotCube: yeah there's a reason SkyUI gets downloaded so much
Vinewood_OG: LRR's only Stealth Archer
schordash: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
IanAllenBird: I did!
matthaus_c: this was delightful
golguchi: was fun :)
Strebenherz: noob player sure. entertaining player though absolutely yes
Foxmar320: So when it the James plays Fallout 4 for the first time stream
schordash: benginBop
protojman: lrrSHINE
dagoth__ur_: thats how you should play
matthaus_c: the horse dying within 2 minutes was incredible
NotCainNorAbel: this was fun or sure
Vinewood_OG: @Foxmar320 Preston sighs
SymphonySolstice: being an idiot is the intended experience of skyrim
SimGuy3k: 100%
RunicScribe: This was absolutely the correct way to Skyrim
dagoth__ur_: hod on one sec
dagoth__ur_: i wanna donate a sub
Vinewood_OG: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
exeJayce: thank you for streaming <3
Foxmar320: @Vinewood_OG Another settlement needs out help. Ive marked it on your map.
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UnknownFriday: Wait, that's not a Skyrim!
dagoth__ur_: close enough LUL
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: OMG James is back.
Vinewood_OG: @Foxmar320 Computer, play "Turn the Lights Off"
dagoth__ur_: get the Dagoth Ur mod
dagoth__ur_: KEKW
FelidarSov: Thank you! @dagoth__ur_
dagoth__ur_: <3 @FelidarSov
Dog_of_Myth: !schedule
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Lone Wolf 8
SymphonySolstice: thanks james
Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
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IanAllenBird: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Vinewood_OG: Byeeee
ContingentCat: Thanks James byeeee
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART