Chillpoint || Summer Games Fest edition

  TXC2: uno mas?
 Sethalidos: In ten minutes Heather's gonna come in with a bat
 Sethalidos: oh it isn't because you're running late
  LunarJade: @Sethalidos I am?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos Are you kidding? She has that hidden knife closet
 A_Dub888: @Sethalidos fruit or insect bat?
EedanHensey: Does anyone know if LRR is watching Summer Games Fest?
 Sethalidos: @EedanHensey they are
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 
 Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig bold of you to assume it's hidden
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson and Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the great stream! Great to see out of town Ben!
  LunarJade: @EedanHensey we will be!
EedanHensey: Thanks Sethalidos and LunarJade!
EedanHensey: I'll stay here then. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EedanHensey LunarJade is Heather!
  TXC2: "oh wow, this move isn't real!"
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 A_Dub888: @Sethalidos She had to hide it after Gibb got into it that one time
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  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
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 AceGun_: The game advertisement show!
 AceGun_: Probably with the next season of SF6 characters being announced!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AceGun_ Hopefully they have trigger warnings before the horror games
 ContingentCat: !schedule
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AceGun_ Or skins from the movie
 AceGun_: Zaney the gamey
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  TXC2: !contact
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 ContingentCat: thanks lads 
 ContingentCat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
 TheAinMAP: Title change.
  TXC2: title change!
 DoodlestheGreat: Summer Games Fist.
 RockPusher: !quote heather
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
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  TXC2: !quote situation
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  TXC2: no, no I wont think about it 
 RockPusher thinks about it
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 RockPusher:   
 TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2: CONTACT
 TehAmelie: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
   LoadingReadyRun: Are you hearing the summer games fest preshow music?
 hyalopterous: No.
 hyalopterous: It's silent
 TheMerricat: We are hearing music
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No music here
  TXC2: yes, faintly
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: very quiet
 TheMerricat: I am hearing music.
 RockPusher: I am hearing music, yes
 ContingentCat: very quiet
 Sethalidos: I hear music but it is quiet
 hyalopterous: okay, wait there is something
 hyalopterous: Yeah, that sounds good
 TheMerricat: This is queeit to you chat?
 TheMerricat: quiet even?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It was before it was turned up
  TXC2: yes, but I've got sound on 25%
  Juliamon: it's probably meant to be fairly quiet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would probably need to crank up my sound pretty high
 Sethalidos: so who is ready for Flute Guy and the Summer Adsfest
 hyalopterous: Flute guys is best guy
  TXC2: he really is
 accountmadeforants: I forget, is Summer Games Fest another one of Keighley's multi-hour ad marathons?
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Chillpoint! Hang out with Beej, Heather and Paul and chat about the week's gaming news and Summer Games Fest! twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116699296211698892
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  yes
Bright5park: Oh! Completely had it off my radar that the Summer Pre-Keighleys were happening!
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Okay, good to know 
  Juliamon: accountmadeforants It's explicitly that, yes, without any pesky "awards"
 RockPusher: *all the other instruments "flute guy" plays sitting in the back feeling sorry for themselves*
 LordZarano: I already have 9 tabs open for games to check out from Latin American Games and Access Ability
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 RockPusher: ooer
  TXC2: flute guy rolls off better then multi wind instrument guy
 AlistorKO: I am not prepared for summer
 RockPusher: music intensifies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Flute guy has many talents
  TXC2: AlistorKO  I am, but it keeps on not getting here 
   LoadingReadyRun: music is gone now, right?
  Juliamon: ye
 RockPusher: music gone yes
  TXC2: seems like it
 TheMerricat: Yes!
  TXC2: TODAY!
 TheAinMAP:   
 accountmadeforants: I'm okay with the week or more of terrible heat and humidity being summer, we can skip ahead to fall now.
 RockPusher: Fest Point Chill
 LupusNoctis: Chill that POINT
  TXC2: copyright pending
 hyalopterous: Hi Guys
  TXC2: hello Heather, Paul and Beej
 TheMerricat: Chat, would a Chillpoint Fest just be them playing all the previous Chillpoints on the TV behind them while making jokes?
Bright5park: Keighster-Point? 
 AlistorKO: at least I can chill out here
 Sethalidos: Am Paul okay?
 AlistorKO: 
 TheAinMAP:   Pointy Point.
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 INCSlayer: Games Fest Time
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 Mai_Andra: Checkpunt/Countercheck
  TXC2: ah, starts when I leave 
 TheAinMAP: !time
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !updog
 INCSlayer: !badadvice
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 ContingentCat: yeah it's like watching the movie of the book in english class
  TXC2: ContingentCat  which we did for Pitch black
Bright5park: Mystery Gaming Theater 3000
  TXC2: the Vin deisel movie
 OldUncleDan: Maybe That's how Joel Hodgmen got his start!
 TheMerricat: That was my Art class in college, but it was because she was teaching us to look for all the stuff they did in the movie. 
 INCSlayer: @TXC2 that movie has a novelization?
 AlistorKO: Math, English & Theater 3000
  TXC2: INCSlayer  maybe, but I watched it for english class
 TheMerricat: @INCSlayer https://www.amazon.com/Pitch-Black-Novel-Based-Screenplay/dp/0312970889
 accountmadeforants: Beej, just write some notes and tell people afterwards 
 RockPusher:  
 INCSlayer: @TXC2 it feels like that is an odd pull for english class
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 AlistorKO: wow, Paul read my dang mind
 OldUncleDan: All according to "cake".
Bright5park: All according to Kotaku 
  TXC2: INCSlayer  yes, especially since it was the scene with NO Dialogue 
 RockPusher: Watching the anime explains the anime 
 TheMerricat: @RockPusher Not FLCL. 
 INCSlayer: @TXC2 it says a lot about pitch black that i feel the need to ask which one
 RockPusher:  Nape 
  TXC2: INCSlayer  the one where the sun finally goes down and the darkness comes, and they all rush back to the ship wreckage.
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BombasticInventiveFlamingoSmoocherZ-PCrJ7i4B4DMYTT6T
 INCSlayer: @TXC2 ahh that one
 Vinewood_OG: Footslop
  TXC2: Croclations
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right
Pal_Friendpatine: LEGO
 INCSlayer: why havent they made Croc: Legend of the Gobbos Crocs?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are big for Crocs
 AlistorKO: Bowser Crocs... Those are the right kinda cursed
 TheMerricat: These are unreasonably neon colored chat. 
 ContingentCat: I'd never wear them but I'm glad to see merch really go for it, I'm sure some people will love them
  TXC2: the strap is very choke collar coded
Bright5park: Oh, yeah. The bowser ones unironically look pretty good.
 AlistorKO: I would wear the heck out of those bowser crocs
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoliteResoluteWormChocolateRain-ZCCAZJpbprZFzVYu
 hyalopterous: Bowser ones good for kicking
 TheMerricat: Chat... This is Lugi erasure. Mario gets one, Yoshi, Peach, BOWSER. then instead of a Lugi one, they get a 'Mario and co' themed one. 
 bytecaster: @TheMerricat Exactly, and where is Wario?!?
Bright5park: @TheMerricat Whoigi?
 bytecaster: The Wario ones should smell like garlic send tweet
 AlistorKO: the bowser crocs legit look like clogs
 AlistorKO: $80 USD 😩
 bytecaster: Should have made them Tengu geta instead send tweet
  TXC2: EIGHTY?! twenty would be a touch too high 
 AlistorKO: they cost as much as Mario Kart!
 Xed_Regulus: $40 per shoe
 AlistorKO: I totally expect to see them worn at a furry convention
 OldUncleDan: I mean...  Standard Crocs are roughly $50 USD.
 RealGamerCow: easily hosed out
 TheMerricat: Into the ocean Heather. INTO THE OCEAN.
 AlistorKO: just wear them in the shower!
  TXC2: Beej, do you think your wife is like an otter? 
 Vinewood_OG: Hmmm wash day so I think I'll get into the sea!
 TheMerricat: Remember when you two weren't going to mess with Paul this time? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Or some kind of magical creature?
northos: doesn't sound like a real website 
 Mai_Andra: pour one out for FarmVille
  TXC2: Zinga still exist?
 DoodlestheGreat: That doesn't sound like a real website.
Bright5park: Bah, Zinga. 
 RealGamerCow: Microsoft owns zynga right?
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 TheMerricat: @RealGamerCow "Take-Two Interactive acquired mobile gaming company Zynga in May 2022 for $12.7 billion. The deal merged Take-Two's console and PC portfolio with Zynga's mobile franchises, such as FarmVille and Words With Friends"
 bytecaster: @RealGamerCow Wikipedia says Take Two is the parent
 RealGamerCow: what a horrible way to say "don't re-invent the wheel"
 AlistorKO: Zynga is owned by Take-2 as of 2022
 RockPusher: It's not unreasonable from a "this style of interaction has been solved"
 Aarek: @RealGamerCow you might be thinking of King
 RealGamerCow: @Aarek That's the one.
 hyalopterous: Sid Meier talked about something similar for development of Civ
 RealGamerCow: I knew it was some shitty mobile game maker
 bytecaster: Maybe you don't want to make the next Vegetables vs the Walking Dead
  TXC2: "new ideas? oh honey no, we make slop here"
 AlistorKO: Copy, tweak, monetize the living heck out of it
 TheMerricat: https://mobilegamer.biz/zynga-founder-mark-pincus-says-only-a-master-craftsman-can-spot-excellence-and-be-comfortable-copying-it/
 RockPusher: Indeed, it's often a very good thing - see the shitshow that is trying to find basic car functionality now instead of the standardised buttons
 Akaiatana: Do literature research.
  TXC2: and you what makes that easier? GAME PRESERVATION!
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 If you don't let them preseve the game, the 'legal' part of copying becomes so much easier since they can't prove it's not legal. 
  TXC2: commercials, before the show with all the commercials  
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Bright5park: "We stand on the shoulders of giants. Take a look down before taking your first step, or else you might fall." There ya go Zinga, I even managed to make it sound somewhat profound.
  TXC2: TheMerricat  indeed
northos: @TXC2 gotta get the commercials out of the way so there's more time for commercials
 frnknstn: It feels to me this is the kind of thing where I'd give them the benefit of the doubt, and then they'd turn around and say "Nope, I just love ripping shit"
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The Sam Raimi Shot is perfect, no reason to change it.
 RockPusher: Gonna disrupt the pants meta
 TheMerricat: NGL, I don't think what he's saying is wrong, it's just that he's the guy behind Zynga and it instinctively feels grimey/slimey.
 OldUncleDan: "Good artists copy, great artists steal."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher You joke, I think someone tried that
 RockPusher: Innovative deconstructed trousers.
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig https://everybodyskirts.com/blogs/posts/star-treks-short-lived-skant
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  what do you think assless chaps where? 
  TXC2: *were
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 No, I mean an electronics idiot trying to "disrupt the pants meta" in the modern day
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  ah, that nonsense
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do get the joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But I was referencing a real ass thing hehehe
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Marathon S2: Still Running
  Juliamon: Fig.1: The Narsh
 TheMerricat: 1-3 teams.
 TheMerricat: 1-3 people teams
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Then the Rooks show up
 RatherLargeToad: Then the Rook King begins to form
 TheMerricat: Rooks
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FunConfidentBarracudaResidentSleeper-ivQ569chU5ndvYJY
 hyalopterous: The rooks show up
 CaptainSpam: After a certain amount of time, the minotaur is released into the maze.
 TheMerricat: Solo players, pre-set kit.
  TXC2: "everything was fine, then the Rook nation attacked"
 TheMerricat: The rooks are _meant_ to all be enemies. But they can coordinate via voice comms. And last season they used to form death balls of rooks in the other modes. 
 TheMerricat: And this mode has only _one_ extraction point, that only shows up at the end of the timer.
 RatherLargeToad: if they come at you one at a time, it’s manageable.  if they all decide to work together, you’re in deep trouble
 Diabore: @RatherLargeToad rook together strong
 hyalopterous: Free week until the 11th, it got extended due to server problems
 TheMerricat: @hyalopterous Well that was the excuse. I suspect they also wanted to extend the potential hook for new players.
 Diabore: @hyalopterous bungie server problems? nooooo
 TheMerricat: @Diabore popular game launch day server problems? nooo. 
 AlistorKO: the servers are fine now, it was just the first day
 lamina5432: in PvP type games its supposed to be sweaty
 RatherLargeToad: Phranque
 hyalopterous: Mom of Cube
 Vinewood_OG: Oy Eughie!!!
 hyalopterous: sequel to Dad of Boy
 Diabore: that picture is jack quaid, the va
KinoGami: the mocap dude is literally a jack in a box
 idontgetmyrealname: we doing a watch along of the show here?
 lamina5432: the new god of war already hitting the twitter wars
  TXC2: idontgetmyrealname  yes, later
Invitare: is the sword sat in jelly a myth? Because I know Bleach did it too
 idontgetmyrealname: cool cool, just got home and settling hin
 Diabore: good ol phranque
 idontgetmyrealname: I'd die for phranque and likely will a lot
  TXC2: new god of war has a woman in it, exactly the type of "people" you expect are angry about this
Larington: I saw a comment somewhere saying "You wanted jiggle physics?" Points at cube. "Now you got jiggle physics!"
 RatherLargeToad: it looks goofy as heck, which might make me try it compared to the other games which I haven’t played
 TheMerricat: I don't think he even waits for people to ask him, he has 'shitter' and knows how to use it.
 hyalopterous: Dad of Boyt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't he have a daughter in the OG god of war too
 TheMerricat: Yes
 lamina5432: think its a different kid he had with someone else
 idontgetmyrealname: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes! I really want her and boy to meet something
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is a different wife. It is a continuation after the original games.
 Vinewood_OG: Dude's got a lot of dead wives.....
KinoGami: as a god does
Invitare: everyone is lucky Kratos doesn't know there's an afterlife for gods
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @idontgetmyrealname She's dead....
 RatherLargeToad: apparently it is every afterlife
 idontgetmyrealname: @Thefluffiestguineapig something something greek mythology
 CaptainSpam: I thought pretty well all the gods were dead after Kratos was through with them.
 Akaiatana: From what I've hard from friends who played Ragnarok, they feel the (new game) main character's story arc is already complete and they are going to have to make her character go backwards to fill the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @idontgetmyrealname I mean, it's not even mythology. It's just "war, war never changes"
Keab42: Hades 3, Fey breaks into Greek hell
 Wolfstrike_NL: "Your wife is in a different Valhala"
 TheMerricat: Kratos's family before the Boy of War series: Lysandra: Kratos's beloved first wife and his true love in Sparta. Calliope: The young daughter of Kratos and Lysandra. Callisto: Kratos's mother. Deimos: Kratos's younger brother, who was kidnapped by Ares and Athena during their childhood due to a prophecy.
Keab42: Roman even
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want Egyptian Mythology for the next Hades
Keab42: I know my pantheons
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @CaptainSpam Greek gods at least. The new games deal with Norse gods
 RatherLargeToad: “gameplay” is generous.  since it was the start of the game, it was mostly cutscenes
 hyalopterous: The last 5 minutes or so was actual gameplay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Deimos is the child of Ares and Aphrodite
  TXC2: Keab42  Roman "hell" is basically Greek "hell" with the names changed.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's the god of terror and dread
 Decaped: They could only show the beginning since they had to hide the twist of it being a farming simulator
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Romans stole Greek Pantheons with a splash of Egyptian later
MungoDude: State of Play didn't have very much that wasn't trailers
 hyalopterous: Worked for AC
 ApplicativeJones: yeah, they called out Sekhmet. So definitely some egyptions
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig IRL yes. In the GoW universe, he's Kratos's brother and was kidnapped by Ares and Aphrodite.
Bright5park: Roman *everything* was just Greek with the serial numbers filed off.
 hyalopterous: the piracy thing
 RatherLargeToad: it also started with a long gameplay video for Wolverine, and, to be honest, the type of games aren’t that different, so that may have made it feel even longer
 RockPusher: What about feudal revolutionaries?
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Oh, that's so much more boring
 lamina5432: would love some native american gods
RebekahWSD: Huh
 Mindfire13: Cod (the fish) of War
  TXC2: Greek, Norse, Egyptian? played out , give me some brown people gods!
RebekahWSD: Bancho is great guy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RatherLargeToad Which unless he is 5'2" and says "bub" all the time I'm not here for
MungoDude: Until Dawn 2 looked kinda interesting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Egyptian gods are brown people gods
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Kratos _was_ a demi-god before Ares got involved. He's essentially Hercules but much more pissed and with daddy issues instead of mommy issues.
RebekahWSD: Lemme just go wishlist this Bancho game
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  not according to Hollywood 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's why the British museum won't give back their artifacts
 lamina5432: as long as the cut scenes when he cooks are as good
 Akaiatana: Maybe he's going to the afterlife to take the dead fish.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Yes well most of the world is white according to Hollywood
 Tiber727: Bancho was a pretty important character.
RebekahWSD: @lamina5432 I think they should start of shakeyish, leading up to him being very amazing
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  true
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Also see my above comment about the British museum and which cultures they won't give shit back to
 Mai_Andra: Famously, the World Tree
Invitare: actually Norse people DO grow on trees. Or rather, one tree specifically
 Mai_Andra: Yggdrasil
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Norse mythology is very played out and had some RAD video games recently
 TheMerricat: "Indo-European Roots: The foundational core of Norse mythology stems from deep ancestral ties to shared Proto-Indo-European and Proto-Germanic cultures. This is why many of the Norse deities (such as Odin and Thor) have linguistic and functional counterparts in older European and Hindu mythologies."
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  TXC2: God of (thing humans have observed and can't explain)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But I'm leery of asking for certain mythologies due to either GOVERNMENTS who might come down like a ton of bricks on (I forget the name of the studio because brain is bad today) or High Risk of Doing It Bad
aitsu100: Percy Jackson kinda does that
flouncy_magooo: @TXC2 God of Cricket
 lamina5432: the god of wars are less conecptual gods more big peops with super powers
 Eklinaar: Congrats Beej, you've reinvented universalism
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @flouncy_magooo No god would touch that
  TXC2: flouncy_magooo  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cricket is beyond the powers of God
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Any God
  Juliamon: cricket: a godless game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon See, Juliamon gets it
  TXC2: Juliamon now there's a book title
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct Paul
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: The constants across every culture are: God of Death
 ContingentCat: maybe not enough people noticed them announce it a year ago
  TXC2: remember: it's not a religion unless you worship the Sun, or a fertility Goddess  
 Diabore: how expensive?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cool doorhandle
 Diabore: IPS monitor, as usual sony way overpriced
 RockPusher: Sounds like Sony's home entertainment division had some overstock and asked the Playstation division to lend some brand flavour enhancer 
KinoGami: to be fare sony is a electronics hardware company
 RealLegitStreamer: Dorm room?
MTigress: sony releasing weird monitors again? i still have the Playstation 3D Display made for the PS3, it's totally abandoned by them, and i use it as my main monitor 
 RatherLargeToad: Make sure to play all of the final lap hurry up music while in traffic 
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It continues to be!
 Diabore: oh yeah this thing
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right more of these
 CaptainSpam: Honestly, I ought to try the Android Auto stuff, but I've got this big stupid backlog of podcasts to drain... 
 AlistorKO: huh
MTigress: oh this
Pal_Friendpatine: And more Pokemon Lego sets too
 ContingentCat: so minidisk but nintendo?
Bright5park: More Hitclip
  Juliamon: it's a HitClips
 ShaneLeeAtk: Welcome back ClipTrac
 TheMerricat: Chat, I love that you all went there. 
 AlistorKO: yeah, this works exactly how I thought it would work
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  TXC2: so that carts are kinda pointless?
 ContingentCat: part of me does think this is so cute and cool, but also practically ehh
 TheMerricat: IB4 someone finds out you can flash the memory of the device to upload custom music.
MTigress: 3d printing is gonna have fun with that
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Bright5park: Yeah, makes sense. Putting storage into all 40 of them would be very expensive, especially in this economy. *grumble grumble*
 TheMerricat: So chat, I just got a text from my leasing office: "This is a friendly reminder of our guest policy. Each household is permitted a maximum of two (2) guests at a time, and all guests must be accompanied by the resident. Additionally, any individual under the age of 14 must be accompanied and supervised by an adult at all times. Thank you for your cooperation in helping us maintain a safe and enjoyable community for everyone." - someone got in trouble... 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 RockPusher: 2 minutes to Keighley Dealy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat 0.o
Bright5park: But, honestly? I think this feels like it was once intended as a Gatcha thing, that they then turned into a boxed product at the last minute.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Under Age of 14 is NOT GOOD
  TXC2: TheMerricat  someone had a house party it seems 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bright5park Agreed
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 Yep, that's my guess. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone's parents are unhappy with them
 TheMerricat: On a friday. 
MungoDude: gacha catch em all
 Mai_Andra: I could see Japan doing the gacha thing, but not for NA.
jamstruth: they used to do little collectible music things for kids - hitclipz
  TXC2: onto the summer ads fest!
 RockPusher: Delay on that stream seems very long at moment Paul
 lamina5432: I could see that in an original concept then they went oh people will hate this
 Akaiatana: You're talking about a food dice tower
 TheMerricat: I think they sell those cheap on amazon.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: filled eggs.
  Juliamon: !egg
  LRRbot: egg
 ContingentCat: I've seen people do that yeah, it can be cute if you're into that
 RatherLargeToad: Warning!  Incoming Keighley
 TheAwkes: Watching earned me a drop? ~clicks X~
 AlistorKO: speaking of candy, this countdown timer looks tasty
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 Mindfire13: That sounds kinda like a LoadingReadyLive segment
 ContingentCat: @TheAwkes yuup engagement slop not interested
Keab42: Next TTSF, DIY Candy Gacha
  TXC2: 10 now
 RatherLargeToad: about 45 seconds
 BlueMechanic: nobody went to his house so nobody ate the candy and it went bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What kind of math?
 AlistorKO: begins now
 TheMerricat: On the live stream he's already talking and as been for a bit.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Almost a minute off
 Mindfire13: just began
 Pyroxx___: Surely we get a Silksong release date, right?
 jamstruth: nah, probably just a teaser trailer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pyroxx___ On the DLC? Maybe?
 hyalopterous: sounds good to me
 AlistorKO: folks may need to refresh their stream if it's too desynced
 TheMerricat: Volume of them is about half of you three.
 radiowasabi2014: are the muppets going to make an appearance again lol
MungoDude: I can hear both the vid and the LRR folk just fine
 Mr_Horrible: Jomp Kompley
 Critterbot: Please.
 Vinewood_OG: No Miss Piggy, we riot
 TheAwkes: Stage too big but not quite as much too big as last time.
  Juliamon: The captions are already making it better tbh
Bright5park: @Pyroxx___ I for one expect news on the successor to the Nintendo Switch system. 
 Pyroxx___: @Thefluffiestguineapig Why would they release a DLC before they release the base game?
  TXC2: what colour are we calling that suit? maroon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Captions are better
 OldUncleDan: I have heard that this Jeff gentleman is from Canada.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pyroxx___ Who am I to question Team Cherry
 hyalopterous: I actually kinda like Jeff tbh
 AlistorKO: that is a RED suit, dang
 BrokenGolem: could use a bit more volume imo
  Juliamon: that's sanguine
 bytecaster: Where did the magic go?!?
 AlistorKO: that suit is louder than he is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AlistorKO Agreed
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun could you bump the stream's volume by about 10%? It's hearable but anytime any of you talk you override them.
 LadyAiluros: 2 hours? ooof
 Mr_Horrible: "I, Geoff, The Ambassador of Games"
 Vinewood_OG: John Vidyagamez
Bright5park: Magic got trademarked by Disney. 
  TXC2: Polo shirt with suit jacket is NOT working for me
DNeon: What game is he going to ruin by loving it too much more than others?
 RatherLargeToad: The Hugh Hefner jacket is a choice
Invitare: more games than Watch and Play can keep up with
Keab42: How many of those are W+P fodder?
 Simonark: Summer PowerPoint Fest
 LadyAiluros: @TXC2 it is face a crime of fashion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S NOT GOOD JEFF
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How much is AI slop?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Keab42 Yes
Bruceski: Okay, now remove the slopware from this list
 RockPusher: "But what will happen if W+P runs out of games!" 
  TXC2: also Pandemic was a thing
 Simonark: Hey, I have LOTS of cynical thoughts about that chart.
 wolphiron: Just make a good game without AI slop? Word of mouth can help advertising
 AlistorKO: oop, his suit caused a rip in space time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Define independent
 wolphiron: Why is his mouth out of sync?
 Decaped: MORE HORSES
  TXC2: an almost 0.2% breakthrough rate
mjiig: Honestly ~1/1000 seems like reasonably good odds for "spectacular grand slam success"
Invitare: Someone keeps using King Crimson
  TXC2: wolphiron  we're watching a rebroadcast
 hyalopterous: yeah, it kinda does
 NotCainNorAbel: So now we have an ad for the show of ads?
 bytecaster: Turns out, you can buy discovery
 wolphiron: @TXC2 TY, I just joined and wasn't aware
 OldUncleDan: I'll be quite honest; a high percentage of my game purchases over the past several years come from LRR and LRR adjacent streaming and recommendations.
 lamina5432: thief?
 TheMerricat: That's french
Bruceski: "This show helps drive discovery, which is why we exclusively spotlight the AAA companies and a couple of indie games that are already blowing up."
 RatherLargeToad: map reading simulator
 hyalopterous: It's Paris
 A_Dub888: Silksong?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Claire Obscure
 Mr_Horrible: anything that I find out about at SGF I will have seen elsewhere by the time it actually comes out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's got French
 pctjoe: if not for this show we wouldn't have heard of split gate 2
 bytecaster: Blueprince: Paris
 Mr_Horrible: Blue Pauper
 wolphiron: @OldUncleDan See? If you make a good game, word of mouth will spread that it's worth buying
Bright5park: But is this a world premier? I am confused, they should tell us if it's a world premier. 
Ozmandias42: New Poirot?
Invitare: on no she's French
 OldUncleDan: @wolphiron Exactly!
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 KBKarma: Huzzah, a horror game.
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 PTElder: looks like Secret world…
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Math time!!
 wolphiron: Her teeth is the horror
 Decaped: This is the UE6 showcase, huh.
DrLigmaPhD: The real horror is the French
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: everything about this cinematography screams horror game
 TheMerricat: We didn't even close the door chat, we are obviously horrible people.
 wolphiron: @Thefluffiestguineapig No math now, 
 KBKarma: I would love for it to actually be a comedy
 Mr_Horrible: they don't got bulbs in France
 RatherLargeToad: the French are known to see in the dark
 AlistorKO: It's very well rendered, so it's gonna be horror
 hyalopterous: The City of Lights
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm having to turn up my brightness
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: his brother
 jamstruth: paris syndrome caused by terrible rental accomodation
 RockPusher: Sorry!
 Mr_Horrible: this would be funny if the character was Claire Redfield
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ADHD apartment
 bytecaster: She is not speaking French, to start
 KBKarma: Far Cry?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If this is the new RE game I will cackle
 OldUncleDan: She sounds kinda Belgian.
 wolphiron: She should be muttering rude comments about us
 KBKarma: What's in the biscuits.
goatprince: porminent camera. new ghost camera game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh agreed Beej, but in Paris she might be this fluenct
 A_Dub888: Isn't this how a Stephen King story started?
  Juliamon: those pills scream horror
 ContingentCat: especially in paris she'd be talking in french despite knowing english
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: yes, horror game
 bytecaster: Surely there wont be a jump scare here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the name of that type of madeline?
 wolphiron: Get wrecked by the peephole
 AlistorKO: spooky tunes 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Prousts Madeline?
Bright5park: Now the old lady is 10 feet tall, and the corners of her mouth go down to her shoulders
 wolphiron: Why would you open the door if no one is there???
  TXC2: goatprince  yeah, I was thinking new Fatel frame
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh OUtlast
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: parasite eve?
RebekahWSD: Violin means scary
 ArcOfTheConclave: ev
 CaptainSpam: Evelyn
 wolphiron: Thought it was V for Vendetta
 Mr_Horrible: RE Revelations 3?
Bruceski: Code Veronica?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Finally that Outlast game?
 AlistorKO: AHAHAHA
 Mr_Horrible: LMAO
 gualdhar: oh its a remake
 Joecool190: oh
 Mr_Horrible: called it
 Nigouki: yooooooooo
 CaptainSpam: Well, okay.
Bright5park: Rev-ind, or this happens to you! Blockbuster, the game!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: who called it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: it is code veronica!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
 Mr_Horrible: "Your brother is a bit odd"
 A_Dub888: huh
Bruceski: She doesn'
 RatherLargeToad: Ach!!! Zombies!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure is Paul
Keab42: Who said we were Claire Redfield?
 KBKarma: ReVeronica'd.
 wolphiron: Gross, zombies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuh, not really?
Bruceski: t get kidnapped from a hotel, she has a badass raid on an Umbrella facility and backflips past a helicopter!
 Akaiatana: You're leaving Geoff on red?
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 OldUncleDan: "Veronica" with the soundtrack produced by Elvis Costello!
 bytecaster: Puppet!
Bright5park: Microosft?
 Decaped: It's not a resident evil game if no one gets kidnapped at the start
 AlistorKO: what
 pctjoe: veronREca
  TXC2: Cup head 2 ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cuphead 2?
 AlistorKO: WHAT
 wolphiron: Reminds me of how much I like the game "just say no"
 KBKarma: A Cuphead demake?
 TheMerricat: This was either going to be Cuphead 2 or Control 2. Puppets were too good. 
 RockPusher: So the first bit we skipped was yes they are working on another Cuphead - this is an offshoot sencond thing
RebekahWSD: I think forward!
 wolphiron: @KBKarma Demake, lol!
 AlistorKO: based on the Disney SNES platformers? Dang
  TXC2: forwards from the 1940s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why Cuphead De-make
 stippledotter: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnjoyableTamePidgeonSpicyBoy-2dal2J3GK8nulblp
 RatherLargeToad: no muppets yet, though
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun could you bump the stream's volume by about 10%? It's hearable but anytime any of you talk you override them.
  mtvcdm: Into the Saturday Morning Cartoon era
 Decaped: Disney SNES Platformer? The second level is going to be impossible
Bright5park: Why did the "8 bit" console look like a Neogeo?
 Tiber727: Now it's a retro game with in-universe retro aesthetic.
 KBKarma: Wooo, Lucy James!
 KBKarma: Who's Lucy JAmes?
 gnyrinn: I missed the beginning of the watch-along. Has Jeff's outfit been commented on?
 RatherLargeToad: that flower looks like it’s about to consume her
 TheMerricat: TY!
 KBKarma: BG&E2?
 AlistorKO: Silksong 2!
Bright5park: Banjo-Threeie?
 Mr_Horrible: too soon, Beej 
  TXC2: gnyrinn  I have, I don't think the LRR crew did much
  mtvcdm: I also missed start of the watchalong, had to root out my sewer line in the basement
 OldUncleDan: Dungeon Keeper 3?
Patorik: Time for more math!
Invitare: more horror
 KBKarma: And that's not Beyond Good and Evil 2.
 Nigouki: predator?
 A_Dub888: Sonic?
 Joecool190: Alien?
 Sethalidos: you're a year late Beej
 exeJayce: banjo-threeie would be amazing LMAO
 KBKarma: Sonic!
 bytecaster: It's a Sonic game!
Bright5park: COnker's Bad Fur Day 2?
  mtvcdm: Burning Rangers
 Nigouki: Alien is Sega
 wolphiron: Atmospheric game
 Nigouki: it's Aliens
 radiowasabi2014: it was a dark and stormy night
 Decaped: Sega is the undead horror at this point
 TheMerricat: 100% alien
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: 40k
 DeM0nFiRe: Fallout 77
 BtEtta: Crazy Taxi took a turn.
 Joecool190: yeah that Alien
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Horror sonic?
 BrokenGolem: echo the dolphin has changed
  Juliamon: that's mega Alien
 wolphiron: Was that Korean or Japanese?
 Nigouki: that font is 100% Alien
Hoplon42: oh 20th century like fox 20th century
 KBKarma: Creative Assembly? Interesting.
 TheMerricat: 200% alien. 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @wolphiron Japanese
  mtvcdm: Man, this is a weird Football Manager mod
Two_Hats: Alien yeah
 Mr_Horrible: Creative Assembly is the folks that do a lot of the Warhams games, aren't they?
 BrokenGolem: @wolphiron japanese
Hoplon42: new alien game
 Mr_Horrible: the Total Wars?
 AlistorKO: mmm, more old computer consoles
 RockPusher: Proceed to EVAC
 MrPipboy3000: Post Apocalypse Supermarket Simulator?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Creative Assembly is the total war people
 KBKarma: Oh yeah, that looks like Alien.
 wolphiron: Space aliens
Bright5park: Subnautica 3!
  Juliamon: and there's the xeno
 Joecool190: yessssssssss
 TheMerricat: OMGDFAAFGAS
 TheMerricat: YESS!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 Mai_Andra: I do understand.  Which is weird, because you were speaking in Japanese before...
 AlistorKO: lol
RebekahWSD: ohno
 wolphiron: Bad abbreviation
 bytecaster: Terrible marketing decision
 RockPusher: Marketing Team we have some notes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed
  TXC2: not a good marketing idea
 nimbus_machine: they put a colon between A and I so its fine
 gnyrinn: the acronym does invoke fear
 Decaped: I thought you said Red Faction and I got very excited.
 TheMerricat: Look chat, you have to take back the words and make them ours again. 
Patorik: It doesn't feel like that long ago
 A_Dub888: good greif TWELVE YEARS?!
 neisan2112: 12??
 wolphiron: Check out this clip! loadingreadyrun streaming Summer Game Fest! https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpinelessNimbleKumquatAsianGlow-VXyP-Fu8ELIJzTP6
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Alex played it on Let's Nope and got stuck
 wolphiron: I should edit it but I kinda want to stay on the stream
  TXC2: "unkillable" vs "if it bleeds, it can die"
 RatherLargeToad: Make games faster!
Invitare: maybe corporations should stop unleashing uncontrollable bioweapons on unsuspecting colonies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is profoundly Unkillable
 hyalopterous: My connection dropped, what was the first one?
 NapalmSideburns: wait, THEY're the ones releasing the alien on that unsuspecting world? that's cruel!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TastyEagerDeerKevinTurtle-LRtGYd3c7Pg2JJ0I
 KBKarma: Who'd have thought.
tenthtechpriest: well half of those years were COVID
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hideo Kojima?
 TheMerricat: Hideo is sad now chat.
 gualdhar: backup for Kojima
 bytecaster: Last Guardian Again
MungoDude: yay new giant robot game
 Mai_Andra: The Corporations have taken all the years.  We must overthrow the Corporations to release our years back into the world...
 Mr_Horrible: keep the name tho
 wolphiron: @tenthtechpriest They probably turned COVID into aliens they could kill, to escape the lock down isolation craziness
 RatherLargeToad: in something completely different he’s making a match three puzzle game
 TheMerricat: Project Robot ICO Guardian..
 RockPusher: Robutt you say?
 exeJayce: omg
 exeJayce: I've been WAITING for this for AGES
Invitare: do you play as a robot?
 wolphiron: Atmospheric space
Patorik: Oh yeah, wasn't there a giant flying robot head or something?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Ico with robots
 TheMerricat: This sure is a this guy's aesthetic chat.
RebekahWSD: Love Butlerian Jihad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH PLEASE
 RockPusher: Robot Zardoz
 Simonark: Finally, the game where you teach a robot to get their voice to carry over a distance.
 Mr_Horrible: if it's Marty, how good is it at ping pong?
 Sethalidos: nah looks like a stu beej
 bytecaster: Oooh, it's a Mazinger adaption
FourYaksAndADog: @tenthtechpriest Thanks for acknowledging COVID's still going
x0den: gurren lagaan?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want that studio to do the Butlerian stuff
 RatherLargeToad: it’s the ship from Mario Galaxy
 Nigouki: But Daniel and Marty were facedancers
coalfiber: the great spirit Mata Nui!
 OldUncleDan: Transformers:  Head Masters?
 KBKarma: That is a BIG robot.
 wolphiron: It'll be funny if it's a mech
 lamina5432: is it a puzzle game where we switch bodies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't want to risk typing the j-word in chat
  TXC2: GAMEPLAY!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BIIIG robot
 wolphiron: Ooh that was bad timing, it was a mech!
 LordZarano: Headlander 2
 Vinewood_OG: Titanfall 3
 Nigouki: Brian Herbert can go eff off, the sellout
 Mindfire13: Are we gonna have to make a Mata Nui robot?
 hyalopterous: We've seen this before haven't we?
 A_Dub888: Titan Fall?
 TheMerricat: Real Steel chat!
ihorner: Robot Jox
 wolphiron: Pacific Rim, in space!
Patorik: Rock'em Sock'em Robots
 AlistorKO: aha
 RockPusher: God of Robots?
 iconicshadow89: rock em sock em the video game
 OldUncleDan: Mecha Mechanic Simulator?
 exeJayce: oooh
 wolphiron: @Patorik 😂😭
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 Wolfstrike_NL: No Geoff, that just looked confusing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mindfire13 Please, please a real Bionicle game. I played that one game and encountered a bug that meant I couldn't finish it
Invitare: Netty's
 ApplicativeJones: I heard "from Denny's"
DNeon: Gen Alpha game?
 exeJayce: love the reference to SotC with that last shot tbh
 ShaneLeeAtk: I heard Denneys
 RatherLargeToad: birb
 A_Dub888: NetEase nuts
Two_Hats: I also heard from denny's
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ApplicativeJones Same 
 Simonark: Can we give the game a name that is as close to possible to the word “Genitals” for no good reason? Yes we can!
 KBKarma: This isn't the game about the horse courier in Mongolia!
 wolphiron: That hole was creepy. I thought it was a dead goldfish
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is very few gameplay trailers
 ShaneLeeAtk: Now I want Moons Over My Hammy
 RatherLargeToad: they hadn’t invented the sun yet
 wolphiron: Mandarin! OMG
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This was before the sun existed
  TXC2: is 848AD still Ancient China?
 Capt_clown: Oh, it's the Live Action Mulan the movie the game!
 lamina5432: dynasty warriors
 Mr_Horrible: UE5, known for its revolutionary (lack of) lighting engine
 wolphiron: @TXC2 Yes, I think that was the Han dynasty?
 gualdhar: It's as dark as you think
 Driosenth: No, It's dark on the steam as well
Two_Hats: Moonbase Over my Hammy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's real dark for me too
 iconicshadow89: as all things should be
 KBKarma: Ah, tiny morality pet.
 TheMerricat: No I had to turn the lights off in my room to be able to see anything in the last three trailers. it's not just you three.
 KBKarma: GROND!
 wolphiron: Oh, Tang is more modern. It's middle ages China
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And I turned up the brightness
 RockPusher: It's "Atmospheric", Beej 
 DiscordianTokkan: GROND
 Mr_Horrible: now shove the kid, drive the point home
 neisan2112: Its 3rd screen on my phone at work
Theycallmejokke: So Chines Dad of War?
Invitare: the sun was invented in 1684 by Isaac Newton
 Driosenth: I guess devs these days expect everyone to have 4000 nit HDR displays
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This might be Ming Dynasty?
Bright5park: I am sure that child will not be killed for cheap emotional plot reasons. Surely not.
 KBKarma: NO.
 KBKarma: Of course not.
 wolphiron: @Thefluffiestguineapig Was it Ming or Song after Tang?
 RatherLargeToad: turns out this is a farming sim
 KBKarma: I think Ming, but I can't remember my Bill Wurtz.
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Driosenth It does help. Reducing the gamma in game settings was a novel experience.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wolphiron Tang is way later since Tang is more Modern I thought.
 bytecaster: What a nice cozy game
 wolphiron: @Thefluffiestguineapig Song goes into 1600-1800 I thought
 Phailhammer: Ming is between Yuan and Qing
 KBKarma: Blood Message: OOOOOO.
 CaptainSpam: Ew, a blood massage.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Phailhammer for beating me to that
 RatherLargeToad: bird-o-gram!
 A_Dub888: Blood Mess Age
 TheMerricat: Chat, I feel like I'm going to watch Wiggins play that next year.
  Juliamon: RGG
 wolphiron: @Phailhammer Ty, I thought it was an earlier dynasty but wasn't sure. You confirmed my suspicions
 NapalmSideburns: Stranger in Paradise
 e_bloc: the message is just like 'ouch'
 Phailhammer: @wolphiron That's the Qing (Manchu), to ~1912.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yakuza
 NapalmSideburns: oh right Stranger than heaven
 hyalopterous: I remember this one
 Decaped: early running for best soundtrack
 Simonark: First stranger, then Heaven.
 TheMerricat: Captions are covering subtitles.
 BlueMechanic: Oh, is this the one with the jazz club?
 bytecaster: Taisho era yakuza?
 TheMerricat: Heather, that one got canceled.
 wolphiron: I'm so terrible on my converse dynastic timelines  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  TXC2: Snoop Dogg?
  Juliamon: one of these names is not like the others...
 NapalmSideburns: I'm very excited to see what they're going to do with this game
 wolphiron: *Chinese dynastic
 Nigouki: it's multiple periods
 AlistorKO: TUPAC?!
 underhill33: wut
  Juliamon: ???
 CaptainSpam: Um.
 DiscordianTokkan: wat
 wolphiron: ??????
 Nigouki: from early Taisho to post-war occupation
 KBKarma: Tupac is dead though?
 OldUncleDan: You're never really look naked if you have enough tattos.
 Snowcookies: what
 e_bloc: what
MTigress: what
 CaptainSpam: That... what?
 YFiddler: 
 Kentosaurus: why?
 neisan2112: Wut
Patorik: He must have recorded his lines a while ago
 frnknstn: I don't think he signed off on that
Bruceski: Isn't he dead? Do I have the wrong rapper?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I'm ......confused
 Vinewood_OG: He ded
 e_bloc: I mean it lived up to the name
  TXC2: Tupac didn't die? he went to 1920's Japan?
 Decaped: oh no......oh no.......AI Tupac?
 TheMerricat: @KBKarma Makes the likeness rights a lot easer to get.
  mtvcdm: Snoop is like reverse Fortnite, he just shows up in everything
 gnyrinn: @KBKarma Has been for ca. 30 years.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski No you;re correct, he died many decades ago
 neisan2112: I dont know if I like that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Snoop could add a lot of levity to proceedings
 lamina5432: I'm just happy as an Ado fan
 Nigouki: so this is the 2nd dead actor they've added after Bunta Sugawara?
 NapalmSideburns: It's the D O double G
  TXC2: some people in chat might be younger then how long Tupac has been bead for
 KBKarma: @lamina5432 Ado is a lounge singer, from what I've seen.
 e_bloc: I've always said I wish yakuza or no more heroes had Tupac
  TXC2: *dead
 BrokenGolem: what isn't Snoop doing? so prolific
 lamina5432: @KBKarma she has some great lounge songs so fitting
 TheMerricat: @BrokenGolem being picky about the gigs he picks up. Unfortunately.
 wolphiron: Is Snoop voicing Tupac?
 Simonark: Everyone’s talking about this game here in its promo spot
 neisan2112: I wqs fine with Snoop, but Tupac feels really sketchy
 JohneyS: I am holding out for the Fat Joe DLC.
  mtvcdm: Snoop's also appeared at a coupe Awful Things so I'm pretty cold on him these days
MTigress: made sense how?
MTigress: xD
 Akaiatana: My interest is lost. Snoop does AI stuff, and makes it feel like Tupac is going to be AI
 e_bloc: oh yeah it does just make sense
 Mai_Andra: Is Geoff Keighley really short, or is Snoop Dogg a lot taller than I thought?
 Vinewood_OG: The  check cleared
 bytecaster: How does that fit into Taisho era Japan?!?
 KBKarma: @Akaiatana Oh. 
 Capt_clown: Oh hey, it's the dude that performed at the giant idiots inauguration
  TXC2: MTigress  made sense in that enough money was offered 
 Mr_Horrible: I mean "why?" is also a pretty valid question
 Sethalidos: snoopis over 6 ft tall
 bytecaster: Yeah, this is definitely decreasing my interest drastically
  mtvcdm: Snoop will show up for anyone, and I mean ANYONE no exceptions, whose check clears
ihorner: nah, why is the right question. let the dead be dead
 morgoth_bauglyr: many months
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @mtvcdm Yep...
Bruceski: Snoop's tall enough to be on the LRR team
 Wolfstrike_NL: Kinda funny, the main channel just has 95% emote spam of "we want destiny 3". So glad there's othher places to be
 e_bloc: can we get some other dead people in the game
 ContingentCat: @mtvcdm yupp including the current white house ugh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's Adam levels of tall
 wolphiron: How did we go from a Chinese to Japanese game? Especially Japan with Tupac...
 Mai_Andra: "Is this loss?"
 CaptainSpam: Ah, Predator.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IIRC he's 6'6" or 6'7"
 TheMerricat: Chat, wasn't this the returnal dev?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What else has Dead Astronauts made?
 lamina5432: the mongolian throat singers?
 Nigouki: throat singer: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
 nimbus_machine: block puzzles!
 wolphiron: Alien zombie?
 e_bloc: had a little silenty going on
Invitare: extraction shooter?
 RockPusher: Everyone will love LeechFace!
 Sethalidos: Eldritch Horror?
 TheAwkes: This doesn't look good...
 e_bloc: I love platforms and guns
 nimbus_machine: go inside the giant XBOX
 Nigouki: is this just the last Destiny 2 expansion?
 Mr_Horrible: this looks less "wild" and more "The Intruder"
 bondeulv: they said Sweden?
  TXC2: haex?
 Mai_Andra: @TheMerricat They said it was "The Division" people.
 Capt_clown: I like the visuals but really done with FPS games personally
 wolphiron: Haex? Hacx?
 e_bloc: the movement was a little controllish
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This looks like revenge on Peter moulinoux Box
 gualdhar: I was hoping for paintball escape rooms
 hyalopterous: Looks Vexy
 e_bloc: why didn't everyone else like wait further away
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: My Rubix cube doesn't do that
 Capt_clown: And another data center is born
 gnyrinn: HÆX
 CaptainSpam: HAAAAAAAeX!
 RockPusher: HÆX?
 shendaras: Hex, filled with cubes.
Bright5park: Ha, Ex!
 BusTed: I think I heard about this one
 Kentosaurus: pfft, tell me when they get to 30
 Mai_Andra: It's the Kiwi pronunciation of "Hacks"
 exeJayce: dead by daylight is that old already???? damn
 CaptainSpam: Beej will have ALL the math solved by the end of this.
 wolphiron: Huh, another horror?
Bruceski: Wouldn't H AE X be "heeks"?
 e_bloc: 3650 days and still not dead
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: maybe they are doing a cozy game for the anniversary, Beej
 lord_wertornion: can we get something happy now?
 CaptainSpam: Like, there won't be any math left unsolved.
 A_Dub888: I'm learning that a lot of games are WAY older than I thought
 Capt_clown: DbD, nice *yawns* what's next?
 KBKarma: Sean of the Dead?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pennywise?
Bright5park: It's Dead by Daylight's sequel, Alive in the Darkness of the Night 
 wolphiron: We really should have made a bingo sheet
 e_bloc: c'mon winnie the pooh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DbD
 Wolfstrike_NL: Subtitles had a time there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is Dead By Daylight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's some kind of code
 TheMerricat: I love that the CC thouight he was reciting a code. 
TotallyNotaBeholder: Well, that's how old I feel at least
  TXC2: the code is an activation phrase
 KBKarma: Oh cool, lute combat!
 wolphiron: Check out this clip! loadingreadyrun streaming Summer Game Fest! https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CloudyInventiveGorillaBlargNaut-VcisihuZS2FfWok9
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is Mortal Shell?
TotallyNotaBeholder: A Luter Looter?
 Sethalidos: Bard class?
 Capt_clown: World of Tanks DLC
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wild Wild West?
 bytecaster: Besiege combat game?!?
Patorik: I'm assuming the trailer's didn't just arrive in their inbox today. Couldn't they have pre-loaded the subtitles?
 bytecaster: This is the first interesting thing
 wolphiron: How big is the tank????
 Sethalidos: oh this game
  Juliamon: Steamseiged?
 RockPusher: Time to build the Wild Wild West spider
 e_bloc: 1000%
 nimbus_machine: omg. its like that pirate game
 RatherLargeToad: Giant Mechanical Spider Simulator?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: So this is like Steampunk Raft
  mtvcdm: !crossover
  LRRbot: Our character ought to be a Pokemon.
 LordZarano: Wild Wild West Wars
 hyalopterous: More dieselpunk ish
 OldUncleDan: Mechwarrior:  The Very Early Years.
 Mindfire13: Isn't that one of those Star Wars clone things?
 wolphiron: Good music
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this by the Sea of Thieves people/
 gnyrinn: Didn't Paul cover this on Fight the Future?
Bright5park: I can't wait to leak classified military documents on that game's Discord! 
 KBKarma: This feels like Air Buccaneers. But on land.
 e_bloc: Buffalo buffalo buffalo lololololololo
 bytecaster: Poor Sophie
DNeon: Wild wild west dieselpunk mortal engines?
Invitare: she knows what she did
 RatherLargeToad: someone warm Sophie
 e_bloc: sucks to be sophie
 Decaped: Huh, that was similar to a DoubleFine Gamejam game
Two_Hats: Not a great name imo, but the game looks good
Patorik: Raider? I hardly know her!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: AC4 remake
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: did sophie consent?
  mtvcdm: Shark! Can we get into the shark?
 RockPusher: Legalised Piracy!
 bytecaster: Black Flag?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Assassin creed
Theycallmejokke: Yo ho?
 Capt_clown: Black Flag 2
 CaptainSpam: NOT Dune.  It's Sand.  Just Sand.  Other places have sand, you know! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sasso Creedo
 Vinewood_OG: 4 again
Bright5park: Wasn't Sophie the tank from Blaster Master?
 RatherLargeToad: ah, Black Flag
 Rhynerd: Oh, you've never seen Sophie's stream?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 4 Again
 wolphiron: Sand is open play test
 lamina5432: the remake of black flag
 lamina5432: I wonder if its just a remaster
 wolphiron: Ugh I love a good ship chant
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Announcing the remake. Again
Bruceski: Kenway! The best Assassin's Creed character because he does not give a flying F about the ancient secrets and just wants to Pirate around the place.
 Mr_Horrible: "I, I, Captain"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pirates did for real vote
 Laserbeaks_Fury: But the also took out the modern stuff
 RockPusher: Shanty Simulator Remake 
 TheMerricat: Wait.. ubisoft is now making remakes of their games? When their games are already just the same game over and over again?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury Because it was too prescient I guess
 gnyrinn: Why did that ship have a Trireme-style ramming stern?
 Mai_Andra: The meta plot of Assassins' Creed 4 was the Company working on making a cinematic pirate game based on historical memories.  Now at long last, that game is being released.
 wolphiron: So, is there a character named Johnny, if they're gonna use that shanty?
 KBKarma: Okami?
 korvys: I assume that just means remake?
 raulghoulia: resinked
 bytecaster: Hole!
  TXC2: TheMerricat  the snake has moved on from it's tail and is now onto eating it's ass 
Bright5park: Are they actually just calling it SGF now?
 A_Dub888: STF? John Cena's submission finisher?
 KBKarma: Not Okami.
 Akaiatana: Moist stargate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra It was they were spying on employees, stealing ideas and they took the memories
Invitare: yeah Stargate is MGM
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: TMNT
 Capt_clown: Unless Henry Rollins shows up as an NPC they really shouldn't call it Black Flag 
 exeJayce: Paramount what now
  mtvcdm: boooooo
 AlistorKO: maybe bringing back Tupac from the dead to do a video game has caused some time space fudgery...
 Vinewood_OG: Too soon Beej
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 
 bytecaster: Ninja Gaiden?
 Rhynerd: TMNT?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: IT IS TMNT
 Laserbeaks_Fury: TMNT?
 Joecool190: oh turltes
 KBKarma: Oh, Turtles.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Join the Resistance?
 littleunknownn: It was announced this morning
Patorik: TMNT?
 wolphiron: Fuck Paramount, long live Colbert
 e_bloc: star trek
TotallyNotaBeholder: Turtles Ronin?
 Nigouki: wia twhat
 CaptainSpam: I dunno, everybody has a game studio now.
  TXC2: also Stargate show isn't happening
 Driosenth: TMNT
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Last Ronin?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: ninja turtles
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ronin?
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 raulghoulia: New York 4 Am
Hoplon42: TMNY
 bondeulv: turtles yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 bytecaster: It's ninja turtles
 KBKarma: I'm watching you, Moon.
Theycallmejokke: Cowabunga
 lamina5432: turtle
 TheMerricat: OMFG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
Bruceski: DAAAAAAAANG
MTigress: oh nice!
 gualdhar: oh they finally made a game about this
  TXC2: !card the last ronin
  LRRbot: The Last Ronin [4BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy all creatures. / II — Mill four cards. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on it. It gains trample, lifelink, and indestructible until end of turn.
 Capt_clown: A game that nobody will care about 2 weeks after release. Nice.
 Wolfstrike_NL: O hell yea
Bright5park: Oooh, the theme
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe it will finally be released
TotallyNotaBeholder: Mikey got sad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH THANK FUCK
 wolphiron: The last Ronin is a turtle
 Mai_Andra: starring Raphael as Batman
 bytecaster: Okay, that sounds fun
 frnknstn: Sad Mikey
  mtvcdm: It's Turtles the Movie 3
 LiveLittlebird: It's Mikey!
 e_bloc: they made a video game from the magic set?
 Vinewood_OG: Sadphael
 exeJayce: @TXC2 this is SO disappointing tbh, I love Stargate so much
 Mr_Horrible: Adaptation of the TMNT spinoff
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Not Raph
MTigress: it's Mikey
 Akaiatana: Paramount means I will not be interested.
Agnememnon: it's mikey
  mtvcdm: WOOOOOOW
 Capt_clown: Can I lean less about Last Ronin? Is that an option?
 KBKarma: Hi Ben!
 shendaras: 
MidoriTamago: yeah, there was a TMNT graphic novel with that name
tenthtechpriest: The Last Ronin is a comic timeline where Mikey goes grimdark after everyone else died
 wolphiron: What is with that tee?
 RatherLargeToad: that’s a great shirt
 Wolfstrike_NL: That's Ben's own input 99%
Theycallmejokke: Hallo Ben Stark
 e_bloc: I didn't realize fortnite had voice acting
Invitare: "Ben Starr will do anything for money" - Rebb Ford, one of his employers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi ben
 AlistorKO: his arms look so short
 Kentosaurus: I bet he asked to be introduced as TGA loser
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare Also some of his co-stars at the last game Awards
  mtvcdm: Half of this chat is in Fortnite
 bytecaster: Colors at least
 TheMerricat: @AlistorKO That's probably why he rolled up his sleves. 
Bright5park: Even Overwatch is in Fortnite.
 frnknstn: Let me guess, pivot to extractoin shooter
 Capt_clown: Fartnite... joy... moving on...
 OldUncleDan: Loading Ready Runners?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In many senses
 wolphiron: I'm proud to say I've never played Fortnite
 RockPusher: Suddenly Graham Start 
 bytecaster: You were complaining about too little colors! This is where they were hiding
 Capt_clown: So now Palmon in Fortnite
 RatherLargeToad: now Fortnite is Pokemon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is all the colors
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is Mass Effect in Fortnite?
 exeJayce: you take that back
 wolphiron: Jelly monsters
 Mai_Andra: new Fortnite feature... zero point
 exeJayce: no ME in Fortnite
Bright5park: Are they adding the Chao Garden to Overwatch or what?
 e_bloc: maybe they'll take something out of fortnite and make a game out of it instead
 wolphiron: Why the duck man?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra That's not new
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm thinkin he's back
 GredGredmansson: ok i'm behind so no one spoil what happened in the first half hour
  TXC2: was that the same clip twice?
  mowdownjoe: All games are Fort Nite!
  mtvcdm: John Wick was in Fortnite a while ago
Hoplon42: dull!
  Juliamon: TXC2 I think that was the stream skipping again
 korvys: It seems like every big fortnite thing is the devs being resentful that their PUBG ripoff mode got successful and not any of their original stuff
  TXC2: Juliamon  ok
  mtvcdm: I'm not wondering
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @GredGredmansson They showed trailers
MidoriTamago: wow, major audio desync
 Vinewood_OG: Rufus!
 raulghoulia: Grapes of Wrath?
 Desruprot: John Wick now
Patorik: Keanu the cat
MungoDude: John Constantine
 e_bloc: dude from speed
  TXC2: the guy from Speed
 hyalopterous: Wasn't Keanu in a Shakespeare movie?
  TXC2: and then the guy from Speed 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who gives any shits
TotallyNotaBeholder: Polite applause no less
  mtvcdm: Are they wiping the island and doing a new one again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
tenthtechpriest: does anyone give a shit about fortnite in THIS room?
 korvys: The druggy cop from A Scanner Darkly
 Mai_Andra: Mass Effect 3 trailer?
 wolphiron: Aww the sunflowers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tenthtechpriest I give a shit about it dying
  mtvcdm: All these people are in Fortnite
goatprince: ah a wax-faced waif. didn't have enough of those already
 lamina5432: gundam please gundam
 wolphiron: Ghost in Shell?
 hyalopterous: Armored Core?
 Nigouki: xenogears
 Laserbeaks_Fury: def Gundam
 hyalopterous: Yeah, Gundam
 wolphiron: nooooooOooo my sunflowers :c
  RayFK: Vanquish
Agnememnon: that looked like a zaku variant
 GredGredmansson: the classic cuphead game looks interesting at least
 exeJayce: ghost in the shell would be fun tbh
 bytecaster: That's a gundam tip to toe
  TXC2: Yandhams!
 Nigouki: those are Junya Ishigaki's designs, thise is Xeno related
TheWojoPL: Pacific Rim?
  mtvcdm: Transformers?
 Aarek: its a gundam!
 e_bloc: still fortnite
 wolphiron: IDK anything about Ghost in Shell, if that helps
Pal_Friendpatine: Anthem 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pacific Rim?
ihorner: Other than the V-fin, nothing about this says Gundam to me.
 ContingentCat: gundish
 korvys: Those eyebrow things look gundam
 OldUncleDan: Martian Succesor Nadesco?
 TheMerricat: Xafty is dying inside chat, and they don't know why.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: a gundam with monster hunter animations?
 Decaped: Baka Gundam Style
ihorner: Whelp...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Will Ian be excited or filled with dread?
 LiveLittlebird: a gritty reimagining of gundam
 lamina5432: gundam yayeah
Invitare: @Nigouki Xeno would be Monolith, which is owned by Nintendo
TotallyNotaBeholder: On a scale of Gundumb to Gundamn where does it fall?
MTigress: hahaha
 AlistorKO: huh, it *is* Gundam...
 bytecaster: Is that Quattro Bajeena?
  Juliamon: oh no there's a Haru
 ArcOfTheConclave: it the PC literally just called "the pilot"?
 lamina5432: camille
 Rhynerd: Oh, they're actually legally gundams
Bruceski: @bytecaster Wrong color
 GredGredmansson: oh new game from the ico dev?  the guy looks much older now
Teryn180: I'm not even a big Gundam fan and that doesn't look a thing like it
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] It says Gundam, Ian, whether you like it or not.
  LRRbot: New quote #9589: "It says Gundam, Ian, whether you like it or not." —Heather [2026-06-05]
 wolphiron: I'm good, gonna replay some older favorites
 RockPusher: Looking for game, in the forest, it's a deer…
ogundiety: Believe it or not, I actually like this one
  mtvcdm: We understand you have a choice of fortnites
 RockPusher: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
ogundiety: I've been using this newsletter on a whim, and it's...not awful?
 Rhynerd: I was gonna make the "every mech is either gundam or dreadnought" joke but then I saw the title
 bytecaster: This is perfect for a Graham and Paul stream!
 korvys: Is this a Gundam?
 littleunknownn: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Diabore: found heather and pauls next stream game
  TXC2: new game for Graham and Paul to play
 ContingentCat: ok geese now I'm interested
  Juliamon: this is the next Graham & Paul Play Co-Op Bird Game
 BusTed: 
 Strebenherz: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham and Paul stream please
 e_bloc: I mean this looks good
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TriumphantEnchantingRadicchioGivePLZ-ALbqCaaXZ5b9kXmy
 Strebenherz: oh no so many eggs
Bright5park: Finally: Untitled Geese Game
 wolphiron: Duck duck goose
 Mr_Horrible: "Look forward to Paul and Someone playing this" and I will look forward to it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want you two to finish the Kiwis Typing game
 RatherLargeToad: the number of yolks on the screen is concerning
CuteTeaGoat: same clip twice
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: Just go where you want to go and lay the egg there
 Desruprot: budum ts
 bytecaster: Four players 2 eggs
 RockPusher:  Ben
 exeJayce: damn Ben, almost at the funney number
 BusTed: congrats bengineering
Bright5park: DId someone say Eggscellent?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Ben!!
  RayFK: I wonder how many times my mod streak has been broken by Ben and Adam
osh307: titanfall 3?
  TXC2: bengineering, and yet you're never in the slack? 
  Juliamon: Evergreen statement
 bytecaster: And we are back to brown gray
 Mai_Andra: Global Announcement.  [Legally Distinct World Premiere]
 lamina5432: ghost recon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: COD
TotallyNotaBeholder: You've played 'A Short Hike' get ready for 'A Long Hike'
 TheMerricat: Tomb Raider
 wolphiron: ??? This conversation doesn't make any sense
  mtvcdm: Is this a call of duty?
 Desruprot: Its a Space Station
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT IS THAT WRITING
 Nigouki: That's just the Ideon symbol!
 OldUncleDan: No Moon Roads.
 LiveLittlebird: Moon isn't real
 CaptainSpam: So... this is a Star Wars game?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Weird Star Wars game
tenthtechpriest: Where is the space station?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: DO you think it's multiplayer like a Gears
Two_Hats: Is this like army of two?
 bytecaster: What does this have to do with the moon?
 Capt_clown: Tomb Raider remake? Again?
Invitare: nanomachines, son
 AlistorKO: two paramilitary troopers who hate each other had a wacky time transporting an egg...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AlistorKO I would be more on board with that
 bytecaster: Die alone it is
 VorlonScout: It's not an exclusive or
 Linzington: are those my ONLY two options....
TotallyNotaBeholder: I love that boardgame
 Capt_clown: Like the boardgame?
 raulghoulia: you get caught up in the
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You get caught up
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: wasnt crossfire an arcade?
Bruceski: Oh good, people share my brain
  mtvcdm: amazing beard
 BusTed: You'll get caught up in the..
 AlistorKO: All these metal shavings in your game is not a good sign
 RockPusher: That is one of the beards of all time
 arcaedethefae: just getting in chat, miss anything exciting?
 RatherLargeToad: that’s a load bearing beard
 Mindfire13: Crossfire sounds like a Nerf gun
  mowdownjoe: That's a mustache
 TheMerricat: @CaptainSpam https://thatsnomoon.co/ yep
  TXC2: Crossfire used to be a Gameshow 
 Capt_clown: So glad they managed to get Doctor Robotnick to host
tenthtechpriest: Do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield?
Agnememnon: its the video game remake of the classic 80s ball bearing game
 Rhynerd: I thought Crossfire was a CS-like made years ago.
 TreeVor84: Crossfire? that doesn't look like a game with small metal pellets
 AlistorKO: WHAT IS THIS OUTFIT
 ContingentCat: very popular on AO3
 Snowcookies: they get married at the end of the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact you're needing to explain this DOESN'T SPEAK WELL TO YOUR TRAILER
 Mai_Andra: Crossfire, the marble game with little plastic bits on them?
 GredGredmansson: oh yeah i forgot they were making a Last Ronin game
 NotCainNorAbel: there has to be a easily explainable situation that breaks the trust of one side
TotallyNotaBeholder: So it's a massive tech demo?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AlistorKO What is that facial hair styling too
 AlistorKO: Velvet coat, loud shirt and overalls???
 bytecaster: We have innovated on chest high walls
MTigress: ah, adaptive cover, that thing that several games have done for decades
 Wolfstrike_NL: dynamic butt wiggle
 RatherLargeToad: is it a space station?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also very loud vest???
 CaptainSpam: Captions: "That Snow Moon"
  mtvcdm: adaptive cover is... not, honestly, a feature that wows in this day and age
 TheMerricat: That sure was a beard.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also very loud bow tie?
 lamina5432: I wonder if you can manually control the height
 Driosenth: End of the dearth of Jersey Barriers!
 Desruprot: Dynamic Safety Dance
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: chest high walls is a depression indicator
 TheMerricat: RTS
 bytecaster: Immediately more interesting
 RatherLargeToad: there was a last year?
 AlistorKO: Hyyyype
  TXC2: TheMerricat  Gods if only
Bruceski: Control 2.
 Rhynerd: Actually, wasn't there also a Crossfire game that had a trailer that was largely one dude growing a cocky smirk and doing the "let's go" pose with a rifle in various situations, incluidng while in a sinking ship?
Hoplon42: no single player paul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How
 neisan2112: This is control by way of Infamous from what it looked like
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WE MISSED ALL THIS
 Simonark: Tuesday got weird, huh.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Firebreak's already out
 gualdhar: Control Firebreak already released
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When the ever loving shit did all of this happen
 Faytheless: Why did they say Quite Terrifying like they were dropping the name of the game
Patorik: That already came out
tenthtechpriest: Oh right this is what happens when the Knicks when, SCP lets them all out
 KBKarma: @LoadingReadyRun the multiplayer Control game is already out.
ogundiety: That other control game came out
 Rhynerd: Firebreak's been out.
 AlistorKO: Firebreak is also shutting down I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Firebreak is out
  TXC2: the strange world of ANY US city
 Laserbeaks_Fury: the Aparkalypse
 Decaped: I wish I liked the game part of Control more
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AlistorKO Of course it is
 gnyrinn: Is that Finnish?
EedanHensey: Close captioning is trying.
Bruceski: Old Gods of Asgard found a new genre?
Spluuga: yeah it's in finnish
 RatherLargeToad: it’s kind of raining men
DounixD: Yup finnish singing (source am a finn)
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Decaped It had such an amazing story, and a 'easy' difficulty which I used
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gnyrinn Finnish is what the janitor who is also probably a type of supernatural being speaks
 Laserbeaks_Fury: He tried to kill me with a forklift!
 KBKarma: Fable?
 gualdhar: fable
 Driosenth: Fable?
Two_Hats: Guild wars?
 bytecaster: Horizon
 KBKarma: That is NOT MonHun.
  TXC2: HZD ?
 neisan2112: Oh theres actually light!
 Capt_clown: World of Warcraft?
  mtvcdm: horizon
 Wolfstrike_NL: Is this the Arenanet thing?
 exeJayce: god I WISH it was Fable
 korvys: GW34
 gnyrinn: @DounixD Did you catch if a lyric was relevant?
 AlistorKO: Yeah, they stopped content development of Firebreak in March to focus on Control 2
 nimbus_machine: guild wars????
 korvys: GW3
 KBKarma: Guild Wars?
 shendaras: Oh
Two_Hats: yeah guild wars
 DeM0nFiRe: GW3
Bright5park: World of Warcraft 2 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will need a summary of the Control Firebreak story since it is already shutting down to my deep sadness
 Strebenherz: "an mmo that will totally work and not get shafted"
Agnememnon: if its gw its about time
 RAICx: GW HYPE
Invitare: Guild Wars 3 was like, soft announced a few years ago I think
 exeJayce: I have little hope for Fable anymore and expect it to be stuck in dev hell or whatever. idk if we'll ever really get it.
 nimbus_machine: fuck its gw3
 shendaras: The gods all left though so..
 bytecaster: Bear!
 Simonark: Battle Chess has had a big glowup
 lamina5432: I mean I am all for GW3 given the mmo landscape kinda sucks right now
 Wolfstrike_NL: Kodan
 KBKarma: That doesn't look like Guild Wars... ?
 TheMerricat: Chat isn't GW1 and GW2 still alive?
 lamina5432: I hope theres good crafting
 KBKarma: No Charr.
 RatherLargeToad: bear soldier
DounixD: @gnyrinn nope, went too fast lol. caught just singular words
 KBKarma: I WAS WRONG.
 bytecaster: It is Guild Wars
 DeM0nFiRe: YEEEESSS
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: gw3 now a live service game
 NapalmSideburns: @TheMerricat yes
CuteTeaGoat: huh
 RAICx: @TheMerricat more alive than ever
 RatherLargeToad: gwwwd wars
 KBKarma: Was there a date related to GW3?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The trailers that need to be explained speak very poorly
 AlistorKO: GW2 came out in 2012. Dang
 stippledotter: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AthleticOnerousDonkeyRiPepperonis-Lqob4vV0pOwhGv01
 TheMerricat: @KBKarma just 2027 for the open testing.
 lamina5432: just give me a good econ
 RatherLargeToad: mo mem tum
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: a new experiience that somehow still has to work  in 250ms
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The Gacha MMO
Invitare: more action based maybe?
 Decaped: They said this stuff about GW2 and it ended up with the trifecta anyway.
 Mr_Horrible: honestly, great
 AlistorKO: Wake me up when they do zines
 bytecaster: Join our mailing list and IRC server
 Mr_Horrible: go back to blogs
 BtEtta: RSS feeds making a comeback...
MidoriTamago: maybe RSS will make a comeback
TotallyNotaBeholder: How long till we go from newletters to zines?
MidoriTamago: lol
Invitare: now THIS is podracing
 korvys: Also, don't follow us on [social media site], we have no idea if that'll be around in a year
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Old Sebulba
 CaptainSpam: Users can't talk back to a newsletter.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TotallyNotaBeholder Heather beat you to the joke 
 TheMerricat: Oh that's a UNICORN tattoo.
 AlistorKO: Can we get a webring?
 RatherLargeToad: I always bet on Sebulba.  He always wins!
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Thefluffiestguineapig D'oh, but hey she is a professional
 Laserbeaks_Fury: hello Astarion
Invitare: it's a big galaxy
 Capt_clown: And this time, less racist...GEORGE! LOOKING AT YOU!!
 Mr_Horrible: it's a big galaxy 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So podracing is very much an outer rim only thing
Bright5park: Will we be able to race as Glup Shiddo?
 A_Dub888: Star Wars Burnout?
anosognostic: nice 70s moustache
 DiscordianTokkan: IIRC it's mainly single-player
ihorner: Ths is your racing "Career" mode
hiFunko: Yeah why is there so much story for a podracing game?
 korvys: Rise of Sebulba
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the reason Sebulba was the only Dugg was explained in the Clone Wars series
 Kentosaurus: gotta go fast
hiFunko: Get me behind the... yoke?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY AM I THIS LEVEL OF NERD
 ArdCollider: o7
 TheMerricat: Aniken!
 KBKarma: Oops, another blip
 DeM0nFiRe: How could you forget Mars Guo?!?
hiFunko: untrue, that's incredibly rude to Ben Quadrinos
 RatherLargeToad: that is Sebulba’s pod, so are we working for him?
 HadesLeprechaun: excuse you, Ben Quadinaros is extremely famous
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hiFunko Damnit, you typed faster than me
 CantWearHats: this is ben quadrinaros erasure smh
 Nigouki: finally the consoles have fast enough SSDs to stream geometry and textures at podracing speed
Jethrain: i can't tell if the trailer is skipping/repeating or if it's just Like That
 korvys: I want a new wipeout
 Decaped: @hiFunko It's taking inspiration from the intense Formula 1 multigame story.
 AlistorKO: this looks sick not gonna lie
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Star Wars: Need For Speed
 KBKarma: Space horror game.
 gualdhar: underwater
Bruceski: @Jethrain It's skippine, some other trailers did that
 ArdCollider: I'm late, did Wolverine kill 8000 people again?
Bright5park: Alien Swarm 2?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AlistorKO Same, it needs to resist the urge to have gacha or micro transactions and I'm fully on board
  TXC2: ArdCollider  not yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Soma?
 Capt_clown: Star Wars Canon makes as much sense as Zelda canon... just make shit in a fun world, we don't need to have Vader's 8th cousin that was mentioned once in a self publish audio book in the 70's show up out of nowhere.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Evil cube!
 ArdCollider: (I'm late because I was saving Serge's life with an apple fritter.)
 CantWearHats: inside 2: outside
 YFiddler: but waht about, checks notes, Ben Quadinaros
 A_Dub888: how many trailers so far have started in darkness/late at night?
Theycallmejokke: Slug-spidrs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Capt_clown This is why I like the EU, it doesn't need to make sense
 HadesLeprechaun: Inside, Little Nightmares, Reanimal lookin game
 TheMerricat: @Capt_clown Or maybe that's EXACTLY what it needs. 
 Desruprot: boat
 RockPusher: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Weren't the aliens at the end of The Abyss nice?
Two_Hats: Raft 2?
hiFunko: it'll be called Boat
hiFunko: line it up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, it
Patorik: Looks like Raft
hiFunko: pay me
Haroldholmes25: @YFiddler I think ben may have been teased previously 
 Desruprot: uh
Bright5park: Dave the 3D Diver?
 TheAinMAP: 
 BusTed: raftier
  TXC2: Raft 2, now with plot!
 RatherLargeToad: Raft 2: Boat
 wedge_x: @korvys look up and wishlist AGX GP on steam
TotallyNotaBeholder: Salmon bone pistol
 Vinewood_OG: Like shooting fish in barrel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: s that one game that he just talked about on Second Widn
 Capt_clown: The Raft Forest
 CaptainSpam: Shooting a fish INTO a barrel.
Jethrain: teach a man to shoot a fish, he'll eat for a day
 RockPusher: Fish Zombies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH shark into my kayak
 RatherLargeToad: Part of the ship, part of the crew
 Decaped: oooo, that was a terrible gun firing animation
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Putting the COD into CODBLOPS
 KBKarma: They mispelled Harbour!
 DudelidouX: I mean going to sea is a good idea in the zombie apocalypse
 bytecaster: I feel like we need to cut down on the Zombies
hiFunko: Widow's Bay tie in DLC when
goatprince: tabline: 'that's a boat!'
 KBKarma: And then that was killed off.
 RatherLargeToad: we cancelled all those plans!
 frnknstn: oooh
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The CC is caught up
 Toxxick: Give me Skies of Arcadia again you cowards
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All of those were cancelled
TotallyNotaBeholder: Cause they can't say VF7?
 SquareDotCube: @bytecaster We have, ten years ago...
Larington: Horror gamers are going to be eating well for the next year.
 KBKarma: Oh, *this* is the mega game.
 TheMerricat: Beej alread ymade the joke
 CaptainSpam: I thought the CT and JSR plans were still a go, but the concept of a "super game" went away.
 bytecaster: Too round
Bright5park: It's just gonna be Crossy Roads 
 RatherLargeToad: aw, polygons
 Capt_clown: Virtual Fighter; Frogger edition... oh not that kinda of cross road
 NazTMann: The bringing back of the old franchises and the cancelled "super game" are two different things
 Sethalidos: so out of sync it's a few months behind
 RockPusher: We put Virtua Figher in Yakuza, but what if Virtua Fighter *was* Yakuza 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Virtua Yakuza?
 BtEtta: Surprise. We turned Virtua Fighter into an RPG… wait…
 RatherLargeToad: could only afford half a shirt with her winnings
 Desruprot: wait what
Bright5park: But can we beat up Mashima?
 RockPusher: I guess this will make it easier to put into Yakuza 12 if it is all the same engine 
Agnememnon: grand theft virtua fighter?
 bytecaster: MIrrors Edge!
 Decaped: automatic subtitles aren't allowed to fuck
 Capt_clown: The twist; he has to become King of Fighters
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sky, you with the chinese mafia?
  TXC2: the Chinese Mafia? you mean the Triads?
 bytecaster: Now this looks like a 3D fighter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's what that spanish word meant
 lamina5432: oh is it a 3d fighter
 bytecaster: for a second
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Are these characters from Virtua Fighter?
 BtEtta: Wait. Chinese Mafia. It IS just Shenmue again.
 RatherLargeToad: getting more of Final Fight vibes
 RockPusher: Like a Dragon Gaiden: Virtua Fighter 
hiFunko: is it not a fighting game anymore?
ogundiety: Maybe they are literally doing arena fighting mechanics into an RPG?
 bytecaster: Should I know her?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S a Chun Li pose
 CaptainSpam: The audio's getting more out of sync as it goes...
CuteTeaGoat: can't say i know a single Virtua Fighter character
 Tiber727: Wasn't there a Mortal Kmbat adventure game?
 CantWearHats: need more kung fu in your diet
Bright5park: Virtua Fighter Crossorads: Like a Dragon
 KBKarma: I agree. Who's Pai Chen?
 RatherLargeToad: so he gets plugged into the virtua matrix and then knows Kung fu
 CaptainSpam: Vivian, known to her friends as Vi, Virtua Fighter.
 Rhynerd: I played the demo to a Virtua fighter once, but it was much more virtual.
 AlistorKO: I love that logo treatment
Invitare: Runescape???
 bytecaster: That had like 5 seconds of gameplay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know who none of those people are
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUNESCAPE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm going to go crumble to dust now
 TheMerricat: So chat color me surprised, I did NOT realize Virtua Fighter got to 6 in it's series.
 RatherLargeToad: very green
 Decaped: a fully immersive dragon MMO
 Rhynerd: New Runescape, new Guild Wars. Wonder if any other MMO is getting a new game and would like to speak up.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Lvl 30-50 Feral Hog
 lamina5432: this is runescape 3 I think, new update maybe
Two_Hats: IS this actually new or just a port?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He just said 25
 TheMerricat: @Rhynerd Blizzard would like to announced WoW2, this time Humanity invades everyone else.
  mtvcdm: Montage time!
 KBKarma: Orbitals!
 DiscordianTokkan: Soulframe!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a stress test for Starseekers soon
 Rhynerd: oh, Soulframe!
Invitare: Soulframe time
 nimbus_machine: ah hey, soulframe
DNeon: 3 whole switch 2 games!
MTigress: Soulframe!
 Rhynerd: Wait, would Soulframe count for my MMO comment ealier?
 bytecaster: Why bully the deer?!?
 RatherLargeToad: Bambi, no!
 exeJayce: not shocked, nintendo kinda does its own thing and not w/ these
Invitare: Soulframe is an MMO yes
 DiscordianTokkan: Spiderhat/hair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Clair"
 AlistorKO: That's some Coach Z level of rhyming
TotallyNotaBeholder: Woo more grounded
 lamina5432: thats the new warframe fantasy game
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Grounded 2?
tenthtechpriest: Grounded 2
 accountmadeforants: Oh boy
 gualdhar: oh is Early Access finally ending?
 KBKarma: Grounded 3? I thought Grounded 2 came out.
 Capt_clown: Sim Ant FINALLY!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are all sure some references
 CantWearHats: that must be cliche trailer line bingo
 KBKarma: I was wrong.
Jethrain: this pikmin remake looks sick
TotallyNotaBeholder: Early access for a bit, full release a ways off
 KBKarma: Into the Abyss? But we've already had the END of the Abyss!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: is this a Mafia?
  mtvcdm: godfather?
 OldUncleDan: Is this a commercial for Whiskey?
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MungoDude: Balatro?
  TXC2: OldUncleDan  what I was thinkinh
TheWojoPL: Mafia: Even Older County
 RatherLargeToad: it’s that guy!
Jethrain: was that a game trailer or a whisky ad?
 gnyrinn: @OldUncleDan And cigars and poker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Irish
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: duke nukem forever
 BusTed: looked like Kevin Pollak
 RatherLargeToad: sadly, yes
 vsmit: Yeah, that trailer definitely had Godfather musical notes.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Time isn't real
 accountmadeforants: But what if Beyond Good and Evil 2?
 Driosenth: Time is coming for us all Geoff
 accountmadeforants: 
 Mr_Horrible: well, "thought up"
 KBKarma: @accountmadeforants That was nearly 20 years ago.
  mtvcdm: 16 years? We've been round for 23 in these parts, Geoff, get on our level
  TXC2: so the good Ass Creed games?
 Mr_Horrible: 1 is loosely based on Alamut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "The Collector"
 Mai_Andra: the audio delay is on other streams, too...
 lord_wertornion: ooh Amsterdam
Invitare: does he like white hoods?
 shendaras: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: AC: Witch Trials?
 RatherLargeToad: Nunsassin’s Creed
  mtvcdm: But what if, second, Assassin's Creed
 RockPusher: scrangly cats
 exeJayce: the cats do get your attention at least
 Tiber727: "You thought you could leave? We're buying your company just to fire you again!"
 accountmadeforants: @KBKarma Yeah that was the joke. "Imagine working on something for 16 years". I'd have gone for Duke Nukem Forever if that hadn't actually released (sorta) by now 
Bright5park: Is this just gonna be AssCreed with serial numbers filed off?
Bruceski: Witch's Creed
 Aarek: some sort of witches thing?
 iconicshadow89: witch creed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Amsterdam?
 Simonark: I don’t know what this is, but those cats are familiar.
 lamina5432: looks like AC but witch?
KeytarCat: "the good witch"
Forlorgen: need more witch games
 OldUncleDan: Assassin's Coven?
 Decaped: More witches taking down capitalism, pls.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yea that sure looked like amsterdam
TheWojoPL: Ac hexe
 Capt_clown: The VVitch game?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Assassin Creed: Kitties
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Decaped ^^^^^^^^I'm way here for this
 KBKarma: Let the bells ring, Abhorsen!
 gualdhar: Tulip Markets Unleashed
 lord_wertornion: As a Dutch person I have to play this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just after my era of history
  mtvcdm: That one looks neat at least
 Simonark: He didn’t invent Amsterdam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I want less satan in that
 raulghoulia: prequel to the order 1886?
 accountmadeforants: @lord_wertornion Okay but do we really have to acknowledge Amsterdam? 
 Marvoleath: It started as Amsterdam 1650
anosognostic: i love to have my bouche amused
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cat game
  TXC2: so 1666 is after the 80 years war....that's the limit of my knoweldge of the Netherlands
 korvys: an amusing bush
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can be cats!
 RockPusher: I would guess cat stealth
  mtvcdm: I do like the 'witch trial era but what if you actually were'
 KBKarma: Swooshy robes!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Elesh Norn adventures in Amsterdam
 exeJayce: honestly I might download this one
 Mr_Horrible: so possibly like that Secret World MMO
 exeJayce: bahaha
 KBKarma: OKAMI?! Oh. No.
  mtvcdm: no
goatprince: get jordynne in here
 raulghoulia: jigpaw!
 KBKarma: Beej, get the bat!
 NapalmSideburns: Jigpaw!
 nimbus_machine: HELLO??? is this swl??
 nimbus_machine: nahh no way
 mrjujubeans: I saw that one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 It would also be after a bunch of events but i'm so laughing I'll do it after
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 1666 was essentially the Golden Age for Amsterdam.
Bright5park: Oh, so Geoff will die?
 ContingentCat: imagine the plot twist of not a horror game that's about saw
 Vinewood_OG: 
  mtvcdm: Miss me with Saw
 Decaped: WRONG PUPPET
 A_Dub888: Jigpaw?
  TXC2: TheMerricat  ah ok
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not a game Geoff
 Laserbeaks_Fury: JUMPSCARE!
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 KBKarma: Oh, hate this. Hate all of this.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Amanda maybe
 Simonark: Yay, crossmedia brand synergy funtime
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  don't worry, I'll be off soon
 CantWearHats: Jigsaw: IN SPACE
 RatherLargeToad: aw, I thought it would be a carpenter simulator
 accountmadeforants: Oh the logo actually uses the coat of arms (vertical X's) of Amsterdam instead of just the flag (which is horizontal and definitely didn't exist back then)
  TXC2: lets play a game: WW1!
 Vinewood_OG: Sawlout New Vegas
 korvys: That does *sound* like Tobin Bell...
 CaptainSpam: "Actually, sorry, I've been misspeaking all this time.  What I've wanted to do all this time is MAKE games.  That lines up a lot better with the things I've done in the past."
 Rhynerd: Bloober's doing a post-WW1 SAW?
 OldUncleDan: Wow... "Danganronpa" sure has switched up it's style.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, so that would be after the Counter Reformation as well, in addition to being after the 30 years War in Germany which could have been used to found this whole order
 KBKarma: Some people sacrifice fungible tokens!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok Bloober team
 gnyrinn: Can we confirm that the narrator ISN'T Liam Neeson?
 HadesLeprechaun: are...are they pretending Saw guy was doing this since the 40s?
 TheMerricat: I haven't watched any of the saw movies, but the implication I got from osmosis was Jigsaw was a mostly mentally ill person from OUR time period... am I wrong?
 Vinewood_OG: Finger painting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat C0rrect
 shendaras: I don't think blood works as a good binder, no.
 ContingentCat: that's a really bad binding method yeahh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They already did WW1 Amensia
  TXC2: TheMerricat  no that's about it
CuteTeaGoat: The sacrifice must be made...in tic tacs.
 KBKarma: Ooo, time stop areas.
 KenKopin: Why is the sacrifice never saliva?
 Rhynerd: @TheMerricat Yeah, but this seems to be an AU? And jumping on the WW1 Horror trend.
 raulghoulia: Criminal Informant?
Lord_Hosk: Saw for Genesis?  SEGA
 korvys: It did sound like they got Tobin Bell to do that voice over
 mrjujubeans: lot of warhammer in a row
 Simonark: Confidential Informant Games presents
 KBKarma: Currency can be used as a currency!
 Joecool190: that music is very lotr?
 KBKarma: I refuse!
 raulghoulia: @KBKarma explain how!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah
 TheMerricat: Pounds of flesh really are a more stable currency chat. Pick pounds of flesh.
 KBKarma: @raulghoulia Currency can be exchanged for goods and services!
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
Bright5park: @raulghoulia Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
 Getter404: Oh, the "we made our armor horny FOR FREEDOM!" game
 mrjujubeans: it’s part of the wish master series
 TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
 accountmadeforants: Ah, ZCOM
 Rhynerd: How many Lords of the Fallen games are there again?
 Vinewood_OG: Ooohhh
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Heather, Paul and Beej
 KBKarma: @TXC2 Bye bye!
 KenKopin: Wishlist Now, the fourth game in the Wishlist series.
 raulghoulia: Xcom!?
Invitare: can you play as the CIS though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Star Wars x com
 accountmadeforants: It's meant to be an Xcom-ish game, hence being called Zcom
 korvys: That's an XCOM
tenthtechpriest: XCOM?
 RockPusher: Star Wars X-COM
hiFunko: Yeah it'x an xcom like
 KBKarma: It's an XCom, yeah.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or it might be Hell Divers
 Decaped: Neat, they're making a Star Wars Rabids game
TotallyNotaBeholder: All astro mech droids party, sounds good
 raulghoulia: thats the force, baby
 Laserbeaks_Fury: NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially with Jedi
 CaptainSpam: Okay, charging in with a squad of three R2 units does sound hilarious.
 mrjujubeans: makes me miss KTOR
 exeJayce: welp there's the sole reason I'd buy that LMAO I love Anakin
 jamstruth: yes, a Star War Aardman level plz
Invitare: I don't want Anakin. I want a droideka.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mrjujubeans The good writing? Yes
 ContingentCat: ok anikin
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: You neve rinvite a vampire in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More wampires
 korvys: Bloodlines 2 expansion?
 Getter404: A vampire game where the FIRST LINE is inviting someone in. Come on
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is a cozy vampire game
 RatherLargeToad: don’t leave out blood, that how you get vampires
 mrjujubeans: what we do in the shadows?
ihorner: Delivery driver would be a perfect job for a Vampire. People always invite you in.
 OldUncleDan: He's just some MFer who likes to rollerblade uphill sometimes.
 CantWearHats: mmm vampire capri-sun
 raulghoulia: transporting of human parts is illegal
 CaptainSpam: Why ISN'T the delivery guy a vampire?
TotallyNotaBeholder: VtM?
tenthtechpriest: shouldn't that be in a cold package?
 KenKopin: Seems like a friendly vampire tho, drinking donates blood?
 Mr_Horrible: please let this end with "oh, thanks man, you're a lifesaver. What do I owe you, 25 bucks?"
 Getter404: Ben Starr?
Invitare: wait is that Ben Starr?
 gnyrinn: He might have been waiting for a signature
 A_Dub888: is it Morbin Time?
 Decaped: DoorDash is really convenient for Vampires
 kumatsu: oh is this Masquerade 2?
 Rhynerd: Is this another VtM Redemption?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kumatsu Didn't that already come out?
 Capt_clown: Dracula's Creed
goatprince: oh! so this is bloodborne for PC.
Bright5park: Mighty Morbin Power Vampires?
 accountmadeforants: If the son is called Alucard though...
 Mr_Horrible: the Doctor Dracula one, yeah
 gnyrinn: Son? Is this Castlevania?
 Getter404: Vampyr? The Dontnot one?
 kumatsu: @Thefluffiestguineapig no clue, had no interest in playing it
 gualdhar: gritty Castlevania reimagining as a souls-like?
 Mr_Horrible: with the 5 million year long act 1
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Vlad's son: Dalv
 Getter404: MEN
 KBKarma: Men!
Invitare: MEN
 Faytheless: This looks like Blood of the Dawnwalker but modern day
  mtvcdm: MEN
ihorner: Makes me want more Legacy of Kain
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MEN
northos: *dawnwalker I assume
 ArdCollider: blood of dogwalker!
 raulghoulia: Don Walker
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Don Walker
TotallyNotaBeholder: I like Dogwalker more
goatprince: happy pride
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: The Diary of Don Walker
 accountmadeforants: That sure is a name
 BusTed: Donald Walker
 mrjujubeans: then Rise of Dawn Walker
 Mr_Horrible: different profession, Beej
 Getter404: Hi, I'm Don Walker, for Walker Honda & Mazda
 Mai_Andra: The Dog of Don Walker
 MrPipboy3000: I went to high school with a Dawn Walker
hiFunko: The time hopping stuff is smart
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Legally distinct Daywalker
 TheMerricat: Don Walker is a lesser known character of the Godfather movies.
 Wiliart: Well, his polish accent might hinder him a tad.
 gnyrinn: Don Walker, dogwalker at large
KeytarCat: I hope it plays like Witcher 3
 kumatsu: Rise of the Dogwalker is the cozy life sim that never came out in 2021
 accountmadeforants: These closed captions are not very helpful, I've gotta say
northos: what about the blood of the dogwalker D:
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The one with the horns just looks like someone from Dathomir
 exeJayce: oh my
 ArdCollider: rise of the munguswalker
 nimbus_machine: i hope its werewilf
Bright5park: Amogus 2?
 BusTed: there was the shadowdrop of the cartoon series
 Capt_clown: Rather have Dawn, the Thong Walker 
 RockPusher: \  /
 accountmadeforants: Oh wait the CCs are just on a delay and actually being handled by humans it looks like, I take it back then
 exeJayce: Among Us with an actual story would be fun
Bright5park: Amogus Vampire Survivors maybe?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Among Us detective game?
 BusTed: cute
 raulghoulia: no no. they have a singular eye blob
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
MungoDude: amogus point and click adventure
Forlorgen: amogus  detective agency
 Snowcookies: I'd play it
 gualdhar: wai tTV series?
 raulghoulia: Hey Shirley!
 TheAinMAP:  
 korvys: The among us TV SERIES?
 KBKarma: Yup, came out today.
MTigress: there's a tv series?
 nimbus_machine: lmao dead amogus on stage
 Getter404: Just came out TODAY... but it's on Paramount
MTigress: huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a TV series?
MTigress: ah
  mowdownjoe: Oh that's nice
 accountmadeforants: Back to their point n click adventure roots (what with them also doing the Stickmin thing)
 Rhynerd: oh right, an amogus TV series shadowdropped today
 KBKarma: Also, I think Ben Starr is in it.
  mtvcdm: It's a shame it's on Paramount
 Vinewood_OG: 6 seasons and a movie!
Riandisa: The cartoon is worked on by the guy who did Infinity Train
 Marvoleath: They made a game based on the popular TV series Among Us?!
 Getter404: Booooo
 accountmadeforants: @Riandisa Oh shit
 Capt_clown: ACTING! 
 OldUncleDan: Well...  Dead bodies can make for weird couches.
 Vinewood_OG: So you can excuse murder!?
 Simonark: well… this bit sure feels natural.
 RockPusher: 
 Getter404: With Patton Oswalt as... WHITE
 korvys: Oh, was that the woman from Yellowjackets?
 exeJayce: yeah I know what I'm watching
 exeJayce: this actually looks neat
 KenKopin: Orange is sus
josh___something: AShley johnson and Debra Wilson?!
CuteTeaGoat: x-x
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So Jim from the Office is in this?
 KBKarma: And Elijah Woods.
 ArdCollider: among us credits: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt28230655/
 Driosenth: No
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No Geoff
 exeJayce: Kimiko Glenn is there too and I love her
hiFunko: Love trailers for a patch
MTigress: someone never taught him to never turn his back to the audience
 Vinewood_OG: No it was John Krasinski 
 korvys: I've heard nothing by good things about the 007 game
  mowdownjoe: Yep, never giving money to Paramount after how they treated Colbert.
 Getter404: Oh hey more Lennie. But not Lenny.
 KenKopin: So, did they pay a whole guy to just lay on the stage for three minutes?
 BusTed: oh, the lenny kravitz appearance
Bright5park: Stop trying to make "SGF" a thing, Keighley. Noone will ever call it that.
 RockPusher: Hitman: 007
hiFunko: I heard people describe this as baby's first Hitman
 raulghoulia: I was surprised lenny kravitz was in the game so little
 MrPipboy3000: I've ben digging First Light
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mowdownjoe And I still have concerns considering the drive towards monopolization
 HadesLeprechaun: IOI was the correct studio to make it!
 KBKarma: FFXIV
 ArdCollider: @KenKopin SAG-AFTRA day rate is day rate
 NapalmSideburns: FF XXIV mobule
  mtvcdm: Oh right, Switch exists again
 LadyAiluros: @ArdCollider ^
 kumatsu: ff14 on switch 2 sounds interesting but not enough to buy a switch 2
 Getter404: Rumblings are next Tuesday
  mtvcdm: Nintendo's not handing Geoff the *good* stuff
 bytecaster: Gothic
 KenKopin: @ArdCollider That was kinda my point. I mean, I'd do it.
  mowdownjoe: Rumors say direct is next week
 kumatsu: more like Gothiccc
  mtvcdm: Nintendo's keeping the good announcements for themselves
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Gothic was an early 2000s RPG
 gualdhar: Aion 2?
 Capt_clown: Go Thic? Don't mind if I do! 
 Kazman20a: Aion 2
 Getter404: NCsoft, always a sign of guaranted ongoing support
 nimbus_machine: looks like black desert online
 exeJayce: beej pls
 Kazman20a: mporg
Bruceski: That's a very low clevage, I'd say gacha game
 Getter404: NCsoft
  mtvcdm: It's Japanese for sure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehe Beej
 Decaped: There are so many games that look like this now.
 kumatsu: PVE Moba?
 A_Dub888: more realistic genshin?
 BusTed: wings means aion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a lot of games that look like this
Jethrain: Jake Flight?
 raulghoulia: Jake Flight
 korvys: Jake Flight
MTigress: jake flight
panpan_unbroken: expedition 34? 
  mtvcdm: I see this game once or twice a day in my Steam discovery queue
 KenKopin: I saw Jake Flight as well!
 Sethalidos: Aion 2?
 lamina5432: mmo
 Aarek: I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw Jake Flight
 Getter404: WuWa
 PTElder: More GW3?
 lamina5432: this is wuwa
 lamina5432: oh the cyberpunk cross over
ihorner: For those of you who only watched the anime...
 Getter404: Wuthering Waves update
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think they already did the Edgerunner update
 HadesLeprechaun: the entire appeal of Cyberpunk 2077 I thought was Keanu Reeves
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, WuWa crossover event
 frnknstn: there were some leaks that P6 annuncement is soon
 TheMerricat: Spoilers for the end of this game chat....
 accountmadeforants: These are Edgerunners characters yes. (I know becasue Lucy is in Guilty Gear)
 Rhynerd: How many universes has Lucy been tossed into now?
 GapFiller: was Edgerunners actually anime or just anime esque
 Getter404: They always latch onto the wrong half of the name...
 KBKarma: Made by a big anime studio.
  Juliamon: I think actual anime
 BusTed: werther's originals-ing
  mowdownjoe: @gapfiller it was an anime. Made by Trigger
 OldUncleDan: Honestly, Cyberpunk 2020 felt like a much better reality than the actual 2020.
 lamina5432: I just say wuwa
  Juliamon: *now* it's monhun
 A_Dub888: yup, MonHun
 nimbus_machine: who gave them haircuts
 gnyrinn: SteveBeej returns!
 frnknstn: oblig "Shut up, steevebeej"
 TheMerricat: @GapFiller I promise you it will take you exactly 5 seconds to find someone to tell you that it is an anime and another gatekeeper to tell you it isn't. Follow your heart 
 GapFiller: q Adam breaking the door down yelling SHUTUP STEVEBEEJ!
 KenKopin: Who is making eye glasses in this universe?
 raulghoulia: hope springs eternal
 Mai_Andra: Adam is currently busy with new Path of Exile season
 RockPusher: an even bigger bonkus?
 Getter404: Wilds was... fine. Not great, fine. They streamlined all the fun out of it
 Mr_Horrible: this will be the Iceborne/Sunbreak for Wilds
 Pyroxx___: Man, I'm starting to think Silksong is never coming out...
 nimbus_machine: ok that new gun movement looks sick
MungoDude: Hunter Monster
 wedge_x: MonsterxMonster
 kumatsu: wasn't there a failed esports game that did that?
 Desruprot: the reverse could be interesting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would play that
ihorner: Monhunhon:Become the Monster
 Mindfire13: Isn't that Evolve (or whatever that game was called)
 NazTMann: Paul, that was called Evolve hehe
 raulghoulia: @Pyroxx___ Right after Duke Nukem forever
 Tiber727: Or just make Evolve: MH edition.
 TheMerricat: @kumatsu Evolve?
 kumatsu: @NazTMann ok yeah I was just googling that
 NazTMann: @Mindfire13 Jinx
 A_Dub888: Oh heck, that is a heck of a monster to add
 GapFiller: but fr isnt there Silksong DLC on the way
 Getter404: It's fun, but is it 250k+ fun?
 ArcOfTheConclave: monster hunter hunter, you play as the guild hunter who takes down poachers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Considering they have an actual DLC coming out, people wouldn't be happy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Yes
 korvys: Shenmue 4
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sea of Sorrow is the name and that's all we know
Lord_Hosk: Silksong... Coming (pause) (fade)  OUT NOW!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Rug of Smothering?
 exeJayce: oh god
 exeJayce: I misread that as "master of catnip"
 GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig its the perfect double bluff fake Silksong trailer w/ DLC tease and release date hidden at the end
 KenKopin: "Burning Rug!"
 LadyAiluros: cape-chan
northos: I thought that said "master of catnip" lmao
 Aarek: man this is looking darksouly
 bytecaster: Soulslike
 Getter404: Chinese AAA make something besides Soulslike Combat challenge
 bytecaster: It is very cultivation
 Mai_Andra: Wu Chang: Feather Rugs
 Decaped: acidently swinging behind you while the target lock swings your camera around. Authentic soulslike experience.
 exeJayce: MM with the BOTW engine PLEASE you're speaking my language here. MM is my favorite Zelda game so I'd love that.
 accountmadeforants: "Master of cantrip"? What value!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Yeah, but while we find it funny, the negative press would likely lead to potentially harassment
TheWojoPL: Ooh, "cantrip" not "catnip"
 kumatsu: I was def expecting an "out now" with that trailer
RebekahWSD: huh
 KenKopin: When are we getting a Hot WHeels / Lego crossover?
 exeJayce: I loved hot wheels as a kid, I had so many of the toys
 HadesLeprechaun: the Forza games are excellent
 nimbus_machine: they saw mario cart and were like huh. why not?
ogundiety: Can you imagine just having to commute in this world?
 exeJayce: @KenKopin take my money
TheWojoPL: Hotwheels paradise?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KenKopin Probably never, Hot Wheels isn't high profile enough for LEGO
 Nigouki: I like how they have to specify "In-Engine Footage" for a cartoony game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Well as opposed to pre-rendered
 LordZarano: Forza Hotwheelszon
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Whole city racing games were pretty much the main racing games for a while
 Kentosaurus: let's go
 RockPusher:    
 exeJayce: ayy
 EikoandMog: 30TH ANNIVERSARY
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888:   
Jethrain: the in-engine footage should be the internals of the car
 Desruprot: Sonic anniversary
arachnid654: Sonic's 30th Anniversary!
  mtvcdm: It's a true Chillpoint now
 BtEtta: '06 remake confirmed. 
 Desruprot: Minecraft
Patorik: Because Sonic Prime was on Nickelodeon
 PMAvers: Ah, so basically all the IP's that will sell out for a dollar.
Jethrain: wait so it's sonic racing X magic universes beyond?
 richard_ermen: Damn, I missed the SGF Chillpoint Special? Guess I'll have to watch those hours on the vod later.
  Juliamon: Sonic desperately trying to pick up Magic's leftovers
 exeJayce: OH
 Marvoleath: turtles, known for their spee
 exeJayce: oh my
 LadyAiluros: EXCUSE ME
 Marvoleath: +d
  Juliamon: WHAT
 richard_ermen: THe heck 
 nimbus_machine: swear i heard him say "nice c***" there
 korvys: Sonic, who is almost certainly *slower* when driving
 Getter404: Oh, the Shin Heroes Universe? Sonic x Kamen Rider?
 RockPusher: 
 matthaus_c: it's gonna be hard to race Unit-01
 Rhynerd: @Marvoleath They are known to be better racers than hares.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 exeJayce: I need that just because of Eva
MungoDude: Pico Park Chaotix
 GapFiller:  nvm Sonic Rei Ayanami inna go kart thats what we REALLY want
 RatherLargeToad: Get in the kart Sonic or Rei will have to drive it
Bruceski: Get in the gokart Shinji, or Rei will have to race again.
 raulghoulia: S E G A
 EikoandMog: Why is Eva doing so many collabs? FF14 has its raid series based on Eva as well.
 CaptainSpam: Gotta admit, I miss the deep DEEP Sega cuts in the previous Sonic racing games...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Them all hooked together by a rope is so good
diceinbox: when will the anniversary end?
 DaxStrife: NG:E is also crossing over with Final Fantasy 14 for some reason. Someone must have been desperate for selling franchise rights.
 AlistorKO: I mean, there's a Godzilla x Sonic comic coming out
 Getter404: Oh... pass.
 EikoandMog: Oh, AoT.
 exeJayce: AoT. really.
 KBKarma: Oh. This.
 richard_ermen: Attack on Titan
  Juliamon: oh, boring
 richard_ermen: Booohhhh.
 Joecool190: boo
 Mind2Waste: that was a weird way to write 30
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ugh
 OldUncleDan: Martian Successor Nadesico?
 exeJayce: very boring, I agree
Bruceski: @EikoandMog It's an anniversary and they're going all-out.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Attack on Titan
 BrokenGolem: girls un panzer
 Rhynerd: So... they're making another AoT game?
 KBKarma: Did we need any Attack on Titan?
 7gorobei: geki those shins
tenthtechpriest: Are we the titans or the humans?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or an expansion?
  Juliamon: AoT is so meh. Where's my Claymore anime
 RatherLargeToad: They should have made this a Rampage game
 OldUncleDan: Promised Neverland?
  Juliamon: game
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 1 1 1
 Decaped: @DaxStrife That was almost assuredly Yoko Taro, who did a Nier raid in FF14, and is now making an NGE show.
 KenKopin: Answering the ago-old question. Who are the skinless giants with too many teeth afraid of?
 EikoandMog: Spoilers, damn.
 TheMerricat: That wasn't AoT the show that everyone was hyped about until the end turned out to be rather anti-Semitic?
 matthaus_c: it did a fashy
ihorner: Don't worry, they hated the Anime end too.
 munocard: it’s kinda fascist
 GapFiller: tbf Beej it did go kinda fash
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was kinda fascist
 Getter404: Not even "kinda", just full fash
 richard_ermen: Sonic Forza?
 Vinewood_OG: Garfkart 2
 meowzhuxi: It as like "what if we did a genocide, but then said it was good?"
ihorner: Collide is not a word you want to use in relation to cars.
 meowzhuxi: Which... is definitely a choice
 GapFiller: ihorner hai Ian!
 kumatsu: damn, this song in2026?
 richard_ermen: So if its just called Clutch, does this mean most americans won't be able to play it?
 wedge_x: @ihorner counterpoint: Burnout 
 Getter404: Peter Serefinowicz?
Invitare: thanks ants?
 Getter404: Butterfield?
 Decaped: @ihorner BowieKnife wants to know your location.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wedge_x Unless it is specifically the point of the racing game
 OldUncleDan: Mississippi Paddleboat Racing game.
 TheAinMAP: 
 munocard: @wedge_x additional counterpoint BeamNG.Drive
TheFickleCat: They miss the chance to play the ban Clutch 
Krektogar: is this a game about family?
 KenKopin: Dang I know that voice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
FlameFighterSRG: A new Hydro Thunder type boat game would be fun
 richard_ermen: So its basically Forza meets Driver?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sigorny Weaver?
 Rhynerd: Meanwhile I'm just being stunned by "All these things that I've done" being the song that got the trailer edit.
 Nigouki: was that sigourney weaver?
 Phailhammer: @meowzhuxi I always got the impression most of the core cast were against it.
Xan_The_Quiet: ah legally distinct fast and furious the game
Jethrain: Peter Serafinowicz?
  mtvcdm: crimes!
 richard_ermen: I like this Heather quote: "Go to jail for yourself!"
TotallyNotaBeholder: Forza meets Fast and Furious
 Getter404: "The F&F franchise is basically dead so we're just making a game without the license"
 richard_ermen: Okay, so Faux-Medieval so far.
goatprince: yelling men! yelling men on horseback!
 stippledotter: The Forza & Furious
 kumatsu: of course the jesters are revolting, they saw the new FF14 raid 
 korvys: Total War?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah Total WAr
MTigress: never stab your spear all the way through someone, it will get stuck and you will be defenseless while getting it unstuck
ihorner: Oh hey, Myth!
 Vinewood_OG: KCD2 Total War
 richard_ermen: Ah, its a medieval war simulator.
 AlistorKO: I hope Clutch takes place in an area bigger than Monaco. It's a very tiny country
 Rhynerd: I think I saw an ad for this game during an earlier game show.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Today in covers that didn't need to happen
 mrjujubeans: more cowbell!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want another Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game
 richard_ermen: It'll be almost guaranteed as unrealistic as Total War is.
 jamstruth: this game needs more cowbell
 gualdhar: oh this is a Returnal prequel
TheWojoPL: New mount and blade?
 LadyAiluros: this is an ...interesting .... remix of Don't Fear The Reaper
 gnyrinn: It looks very Total War-y
 KBKarma: Horse armour!
FlameFighterSRG: So would half the Clutch game be gathering your heist team?"
hiFunko: Looks too good to be Mount & Blade
102 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
 korvys: New Medieval Total War?
 GapFiller: WHEELER RAID!!!
MungoDude: Mount and Blade Total War?
 wedge_x: I'm sorry music what
  mtvcdm: Hi Rodeo we have horses
 mrjujubeans: thank you
MungoDude: welcome raiders
 exeJayce: hi Wheeler!
 KenKopin: Totally Acurate Battlegrounds got a glowup?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
 richard_ermen: I wonder, will we ever get a game where these battles take the historical days instead of ten minutes?
 Marvoleath: for a studio that shortens its name to RPG, this looks very much like a strategy game
 meowzhuxi: Trailers and slo-mo covers of random music. Name a more classic combination
Invitare: Chronicles Medieval or Medieval Chronicles?
 Capt_clown: Costume was not the word I thought Beej was gonna say....
 Rhynerd: @wedge_x welcome to the stunned by trailer music club
 KBKarma: Hooray for word salad titles.
 richard_ermen: Blue Oyster Cult deserves a better game
 7gorobei: is 2 horse teens wearing the same outfit a foal paux?
 RockPusher:   
 KBKarma: I refuse to trust you!
 Getter404: The *least* worst is popsicling them, and even that's pretty bad
 gnyrinn: Where did he stick that pike? Where the armor ain't.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How much did the Awards run over by?
 wedge_x: @Rhynerd I mean, I worked on the Mad World Gears commercial LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Rhythm game?
 richard_ermen: Fisch Kissing?
 RatherLargeToad: seems fishy
ihorner: Take that back beej.
 GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig tbf no awards this time
 raulghoulia: lot of fish being used for things fish arent usually used for this trailer season
 lamina5432: a musical videogame?
 LordZarano: Hurdy gurdy!
 accountmadeforants: If this is the game I'd like it
 Rhynerd: Isn't this game in Early Access?
 jamstruth: would be nice if I had any idea what this game was
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell is this game
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 Nigouki: at least it somewhat unique looking amongst all the flood of trailers so far
 richard_ermen: Like someone saw Studio Fortiche and thought "I can do that, but worse!"
 yunapaluza: This is the puppetfolk pirate gacha game
 Getter404: Amazing Digital Circus?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Yes, but that was also "all trailers occasional awards"
 jamstruth: why is it singing at a fish?
 Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig MMO turn based RPG and pirate sim if memeory serves
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 -.- That would be bad as a game
 korvys: That song sounds too good; I'm guessing this is a real band?
 richard_ermen: Oh, a Capcom fan room?
 accountmadeforants: Finally, featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AliveArborealGaurOSfrog-Gf_L4w3qeWmfWUgg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some other studio makes smash bros
Bright5park: A trailer for merch. How capitalism of them.
 nimbus_machine: ok that one got a chuckle out of me
 nimbus_machine: howdydookin~!
 richard_ermen: loooool
 AlistorKO: Oh
 Strebenherz: wow
 richard_ermen: A game sale.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a good gag
 Vinewood_OG: Woof
 Strebenherz: okay that got me
 BtEtta: Well played
 Driosenth: BOO
 GapFiller:  okay fair
 exeJayce: that was adorable for a sale promo
 kumatsu: ooked in the dooker
 Wolfstrike_NL: eh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK OFF
  mtvcdm: Okay that was cute
 Capt_clown: Okay, that got me.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I liked the trailer
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
Bruceski: At least the ad was cute
 A_Dub888: @Bruceski you're cute
 Nigouki: Hitman is still going alongside the new Bond?
 Getter404: Ah yes, that Hidamari Sketch remix
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hitman?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: REALLY
Bright5park: And there is hitman DLC. Can't wait in which existing level that one takes place.
 lord_wertornion: Sea of Remnants looks like a gatcha game
 DaxStrife: Unrealistic, not enough people punching each other in the dick.
 WeatheredPeach: Hitmen, or boxers as I like to call them
 EikoandMog: Palworld
 Mai_Andra: "Howdy-douken" was very good.
 exeJayce: BEEJ
 Strebenherz: sure
 KenKopin: Metalic
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean, they already did Eminem in Hitman.
 KBKarma: I think it's the Palworld knock off.
 EikoandMog: Rayquaza got old.
 richard_ermen: Man, why can't we get a Digimon like this?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are really playing with that lawsuit
 matthaus_c: that's Just Latios
 PMAvers: well, the first three letters from shiny are correct.
 Faytheless: That's definitely Rayquaza
 Nigouki: this feels a bit too blatant of a rip-off tbh
 AlistorKO: I guess "Getting murdered by Agent 47" is a bucket list item for celebrities huh
 bytecaster: They have really cut back on the guns, haven't they
  Juliamon: This is just Solgaleo's head on Rayquaza's body
 A_Dub888: I love Digimon
  Juliamon: Like, literally just
 BrokenGolem: gross
 Getter404: I love that Nintendo lost the patent and IMMEDIATELY the orbs are back
 Rhynerd: hey wait what the fuck
 exeJayce: bruh that looks like a Salamence from behind
 gualdhar: extreme lack of mounted 50 cals
 KenKopin: Fish Spine Sword!
Bruceski: This is animal cruelty
 richard_ermen: I wonder if they just try  to copy as much as they can.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Sure looks like it
 Rhynerd: why do you just turn a living fish into a sword?
 GapFiller: One Point Oh!
 KenKopin: Because fish bones are notoriously solid
Jethrain: @Nigouki "we know we can get away with it, now let's see how far we can push it"
Invitare: that's a Necrozma
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real, they are TAUNTING Pokemon about the lawsuit
 richard_ermen: That tiny, tiny tiny applause.
 richard_ermen: Very telling.
 RatherLargeToad: polite applause
 Rhynerd: It was in early access this whole time?
 KBKarma: Okami?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No one gives a shit about Palworld but that was a massive lawsuit risk
 richard_ermen: HL3?
 KBKarma: OKAMI?!
 KenKopin: Portal 3!!!!
 PMAvers: OH CRAP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More Portal?
 KBKarma: Not Okami.
 Getter404: Oh. Telltale.
 OldUncleDan: Pitfall 4?
 Mai_Andra: Parasite Eve remake?  
MTigress: wolf within!
 EikoandMog: WOLF AMONG US?!
 dumbo3k: Wolf among us 2?
 korvys: Wolf Among Us
 richard_ermen: Oh, Fable Wolf 2
 frnknstn: wolf?
 RatherLargeToad: Wolf Among Us?
josh___something: Bigby wolf?!
hiFunko: oh nice
 Joecool190: wolf within?
 richard_ermen: Wolf Among Us 2
 PMAvers: LET'S EFFIN GO
 lamina5432: wolf among us
Lord_Hosk: 8 years is like... a regular wait time
 RockPusher: Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Wolf Among Us
Bright5park: Wolf Among Us!
 Wolfstrike_NL: There was even less applaus then forr fortnite with the palworld thing
 frnknstn: Yesssssss
josh___something: Wolf among us!!!
adambomb625: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmorphousAlivePicklesPicoMause-oxGno8wsGtCQ4wH_
 Nigouki: this is the first cheer for a studio isn't it
 DaxStrife: Hope they have music by The Protomen in this one, too.
MTigress: ah wolf among us
MungoDude: it died, but it got better
 Decaped: So many undead companies making games
MTigress: new telltale happened
 RockPusher: the got necromancied
 rustenskurk: They made a new Telltale
 stippledotter: @Wolfstrike_NL They fear a Nintendo lawsuit if they clap too much
 matthaus_c: I learned too much about Fables, I can't get excited for this anymore
 richard_ermen: I am really excited, because the game and the comics were really good
 frnknstn: The game
hiFunko: I only know the game, I loved it
 Mai_Andra: or because they liked Let's Nope playthrough
 KBKarma: Oh, a rerelease.
Forlorgen: Fables is really good series
 EikoandMog: It can be both!
  Juliamon: And rereleasing the first, ok
josh___something: Both
Jethrain: also only know the game, and hearing the sequel isn't fully dead after all is pretty hype
 Wolfstrike_NL: This game was very fun to watch during Let's Nope
 bo_brinkman: I'm excited for Let's Nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a great graphic novel series
 rustenskurk: Just the game, I was on a massive Telltale hype wave back in the day
 nimbus_machine: this is very clue
Xan_The_Quiet: a constantine game?
 korvys: He's The Big Bad Wolf, from the fairy tales
josh___something: He's the big bad wold
 AlistorKO: This Telltale has been pushing remastered versions of their old games
MungoDude: they did just remaster Poker Night at the Inventory 1 earlier this year
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The woman said "I know I don't look like a person right now"
 KBKarma: Okami 2?
 Simonark: A great comic written by a very odd and off putting man.
RedWerewolf: The comics are... complicated.  The exception that proves the rule for "right wing people can't make great art"  but the game kind of grinds off some of the more iffy parts
Invitare: Beyond Good and Evil 2!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark Yup
 richard_ermen: J-Pop, Asian Aesthetics, SciFi
 KBKarma: Hahaha, could this be BG&E2?
 AlistorKO: Like they remastered Poker Night at the Inventory
 korvys: Is *this* BGE3?
 richard_ermen: This is gonna be Yakuza Science Fiction?
 Nigouki: too good looking to be a bethesda game
 Getter404: 7 Remake 3?
 nimbus_machine: too cyberpunk to be fallout, too fallout to be cyberpunk
 KenKopin: Stray: The Perquil
 gualdhar: FF17
 Rhynerd: Remember Me 2
 kumatsu: @korvys didn't 2 never come out?
 RatherLargeToad: goo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Deus Ex?
 Getter404: Stellar Blade 2?
 LiveLittlebird: Is this Stellar blade?
 WeatheredPeach: maybe the vapes are the drugs
 gualdhar: oh Stellar Blade 2
goatprince: and another wax-faced waif, nice
 richard_ermen: Already??
 Mai_Andra: I immediately think Stellar Blade, but this city is too populated...
 richard_ermen: That child sounds weirdly adult
 lamina5432: FF?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No too anime for Deus Ex
 Getter404: That is some Cosmograph-ass ambbiance, this is ShiftUp/Stellar Blade
 Getter404: ambiance*
 LiveLittlebird: It's the music that makes me think Stellar Blade
 vsmit: MGR Revengeance 2
KeytarCat: No pants and a mantle
hiFunko: love a half cape
 Phailhammer: @goatprince Hey, they're an underrepresented demographic. 
 richard_ermen: Please don't tell me this is FF17?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LiveLittlebird Too anime for Stellar Blade almost
 KenKopin: Fourth Wall breaking AI in the ear
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @richard_ermen I will be sad
 richard_ermen: Same
 Mai_Andra: It could be a Stellar Blade prequel
 mrjujubeans: cyber hill
 DaxStrife: Can't be Stellar Blade, too many clothes.
MTigress: monster punching, woo
  mtvcdm: pleasant...
 ExarSnow: that escalated quickly
 Getter404: Yeah, Stellar Blade was full of body horror if you played for more than 90 minutes
 frnknstn: FF13-4?
  Juliamon: that sure was some ass
T1pster: I chose a bad time to eat my lunch
 RatherLargeToad: parasite Eve in the future?
 richard_ermen: Is...is this a Studio Ninja Game?
 accountmadeforants: There is that butt focus yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Neostride"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was up on a billboard
 brainbosh: The translucent cape to show off the butt ><
 queen_glizzabeth: Cheeks
 KenKopin: robobutt
 AlistorKO: butt jiggle physics
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MTigress: ah yes, ghost in the shell
 richard_ermen: That's a lot of jumping for very little
 richard_ermen: It IS Stellar Blade.
 Getter404: Clearly their bodies are 40% jello by volume
 bondeulv: cool environment
 korvys: Railroad Tycoon 5
 stippledotter: More blood
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You were right
 LiveLittlebird: Yay!
 Rhynerd: So, i presume this is a prequel to Stellar Blade?
 EikoandMog: I mean, The Major was doing that look for like, 30 years.
 RatherLargeToad: Stellar Punch
bbblehh: just tuned in what did i miss
Invitare: Eevee???
 Rhynerd: A sequel? I thought the first was post-apoc?
 Driosenth: EV...II
MTigress: didn't he say it was far into development before the trailer, and then after he says it's early?
 accountmadeforants: 👀
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd "Set in the same universe"
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 LiveLittlebird: Jason Momoa!
Invitare: norse runes?
 gualdhar: Any more aliens?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who will everyone be mad about now!
 Getter404: Did they run out of old characters?
  mtvcdm: pikachu!
josh___something: Ugh BOSCH
 Getter404: OH HELLO
 exeJayce: TIFA
  Juliamon: and.... oh
MTigress: wat
 bondeulv: bosch == lei?
 EikoandMog: Neat
 queen_glizzabeth: Tifa?
MTigress: lol
TheWojoPL: Borshch
 accountmadeforants: And Tifa for some reason
The_Voices: this is actully normal
 n3ther: oh hey Tifa, what are you doing here
 ContingentCat: makes sense I guess
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LMAO
 bytecaster: She is good at kick punch
Warforged_Wisdom: Yoooooooo tiiiifa
 radiowasabi2014: erhgeiz
Bright5park: Ambassador of Italy Tifa 
 EikoandMog: There's also uh, Zell?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She is the one who will just punch you
bbblehh: idk vega has claws so why not
 EikoandMog: Oh! And Sabin.
 accountmadeforants: The one announcing the characters was basically a god and she's in the game, gatling guns ain't shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also, why does she have a mini skirt?
KeytarCat: One of the barret arms is just a mace
 Rhynerd: I wonder if her appearing will b e a magic reason or some sci-fi experiment gone in-universe.
 RatherLargeToad: should have done Red 13
 richard_ermen: I feel in a world, in which Ryu can throw Hadoken, Barret can use a Gatling
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd I think the runes/blue clad person will be part of that reason
 Sethalidos: there are characters  with magic so WTFN?
 Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ingrid?
 matthaus_c: put Kenny Omega in the game already, you already have his mocap 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd Is she in SF6?
 raulghoulia: Knights of the RounD!?
 RatherLargeToad: she gets to use magic?  that seems unsporting
 Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig Apparently she was added in recently?
MTigress: lol
 Mr_Horrible: Spare my boy, please. There's so much to keep track of
Bright5park: Round-based combat?
  mowdownjoe: @rhynerd They just introduced a literal goddess with Ingrid (who was in that trailer). They're good with excuses.
Bruceski: "Street Fighter 6 is now turn based"
 LadyAiluros: give us the trailer we want Squeenix.....
Pal_Friendpatine: I’ve been rewatching Graham’s FF7 play through. Tifa’svgood
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RatherLargeToad So you are calling the already teleporting ones unsporting 
 Rhynerd: Oh, I didn't know she was a goddess
 richard_ermen: The  big one.
 KBKarma: Final or second final?
 Wolfstrike_NL: sqeenix
 Nigouki: cmon, Kojima's Not Metal Gear
Pal_Friendpatine: Tifa’s good*
 LadyAiluros: @Pal_Friendpatine Bae of Reckoning
  Juliamon: WE WANT SILKSONG
RebekahWSD: I got no idea, my guy
 KBKarma: Gimme Okami 2 again!
 KenKopin: Muppets?
Patorik: BG&E2
 korvys: "... I'm Canadian"
Bruceski: What's the next game that's gonna horribly flop
adambomb625: GTA 7
 richard_ermen: Metal Gear?
 Crad0k: is it highuard again?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SILKSONG DLC
 KBKarma: Smash?
 Getter404: 7 Remake 3?
 KBKarma: Not Smash.
 Wolfstrike_NL: ff7-3
 richard_ermen: I know that voice
 exeJayce: OH
 Nigouki: OH
 KenKopin: Eclipee?
goatprince: shadow the hedgehog??
 Nigouki: OOOOOOH
 Wolfstrike_NL: Heck yea!
 exeJayce: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TotallyNotaBeholder: Kenny Omega?
 richard_ermen: Final Fantasy 7-3
 n3ther: thanks for milking this
Bruceski: Oh, it's Knockoff Kefka
 Aarek: Some sort of one winged angel.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Final Fantasy 7, part 3
 Getter404: Final Fantasy 7: Rebate
MungoDude: relegation?
Patorik: It better be Reunion
bakerydragon: Biblicly accurate game trailer?
 LordZarano: Revengence
 NapalmSideburns: Redundant
Invitare: hey isn't that character from Street Fighter?
 richard_ermen: I wonder, will this finally resolve whether we as players can break out of the constant repetition and finally kick Sephiroths Butt for good?
Jethrain: "Hope endures" No, he was in XIII
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano Oh please
 LadyAiluros: YEEEESSS
 KenKopin: That swors would be a good wing
 LordZarano: Rehashed
Warforged_Wisdom: I love that vincent just drops like a goddamn stone
 LadyAiluros: (has asploded)
 exeJayce: ahhhhhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano I will accept either of your two proposed options
 Getter404: In the remake it's real time with slowmo for ATB entry
 Mr_Horrible: it's a bit meta-narrative-y
Bright5park: So... is Final Fantasy in Fortnite already?
bakerydragon: what's more dangerous? Boading another ship with cutlas in your mouth, or diving out of a plane with a greatsword over your butt?
 Mr_Horrible: it's aware it's a remake, essentially
 n3ther: it does look very pretty
 LiveLittlebird: I'm eternally impressed that they managed to make three full length JRPGs out of one old one. If only I liked them
KeytarCat: It's in conversation with og ff7.  It's actually really neat
 exeJayce: Revelation, this is actually not shocking
MungoDude: ooh I was close, only two letters off
  Juliamon: I guess Reunion was too on the nose
 Getter404: Well the Reunion stuff already happened in the second one, didn't it?
 cosarprime: Reunion was unfortunately used
 Crad0k: they skipped reloaded
 raulghoulia: wish Lance Bass was still the voice of Sephiroth
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Remake, Rebirth, Re-velation.
 richard_ermen: Fascinating, how they made one game of 60 Hours playtime into three games of 60 hours. Kinda stretching it, Sqenix.
 gnyrinn: Naming the final chapter Revelation ... has been done.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think there will be a 4th episode
 exeJayce: all hail o6
 exeJayce: o7*
Warforged_Wisdom: Final Fantasy VII Rewind
Warforged_Wisdom: Its rewind time!
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 Vinewood_OG: "Oh you like Final Fantasy? Name five of them." Seven. "Dammit."
 vsmit: If I had a nickel for every time the third part of a series was named Revelation, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.
 stippledotter: Hope he doesn't lose his amulet, he'd be a plank
 UnknownFriday: They've already used Reunion for Crisis Core
 djalternative: I can’t wait to velate this year
 BtEtta: Oh hell yeah. No wait.
 MousseFilledCat: I would have loved if his translator said “I’m back” in Japanese afterwards
Patorik: FF7: Resolve
 raulghoulia: then call it Resolve
KeytarCat: Then call it resolve!
 UnknownFriday: They've already used it as a subtitle for a remake on a FFVII game. I think that kind of excludes it a fair bit.
 Wolfstrike_NL: ^
 exeJayce: fiiiiine
 LadyAiluros: that
 jamstruth: SHE DIES
bbblehh: so is this the last entry in the vii remake series probably? or did they split it into 4 entries
 LadyAiluros: date? plz?
bbblehh: cut each disc in half
 OldUncleDan: Cait Sith dies in this version.
KeytarCat: They probably did change the ending, that's how they've been writing the remake
 LadyAiluros: YES
 exeJayce: yoooooooo
MTigress: ehh
 richard_ermen: They have to change the ending, because its purposefully not the same story.
 Getter404: Mike Mercer? From D20 On A Bus?!
josh___something: Matt mercer?
 Faytheless: Matt Mercer is a vampire?
Runepaper: I'm, surprised they didn't call it Reunion, honestly.
MTigress: he's great, but Vincent? really?
 vsmit: @Getter404 No, that’s Mark Mercer.
 exeJayce: Matt Mercer was honestly a very good choice for Vincent, I think
 KBKarma: Matt Mercer, better known for his other work.
 AlistorKO: right, of course he voices Vincent
 brainbosh: Vincent is a vampire...and a frankenstein, and a werewolf....
 richard_ermen: They've literally changed the story to make sure that people get that it's "a repeat of the lifestream story to do right this time"
 Getter404: @vsmit Hey don't talk about Mitch like that
 doubledbear: I didn't know he did his voice in the remake. neat.
 KenKopin: He practiced that all week.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact they didn't call it "the final episode" means I think part 4 is on the table
 richard_ermen: Lol, sadly, Matt Mercer doesn't speak as Tifa xD
 exeJayce: booo Hojo
 GapFiller: at last the airship
 Nigouki: are Cloud and Sephiroth finally gonna kiss?
MTigress: maybe they'll change the ending so Cloud and Sephiroth make out instead this time
 exeJayce: so basically you just... okay y'know what I like this idea
 gualdhar: Wait how do they get back
 raulghoulia: how do you get back up?
 Mr_Horrible: "This way we don't have to animate a ship landing"
 vsmit: And they ditch the parachutes every time.
 richard_ermen: lol
 doubledbear: Fulton system clearlky
 Getter404: Isn't that just Fultons
 Mr_Horrible: that's just a fulton, Beej
Warforged_Wisdom: @raulghoulia A really, REALLY long ladder
 richard_ermen: Can we also kidnap shinra soldiers for our mother....ship?
 KenKopin: Wouldn't reverse parachutes be balloon exfil packs?
 KBKarma: Fultons!
bakerydragon: @KenKopin oh, like the fulton things in metal gear?
 richard_ermen: Didn't they also do this in 15?
 OldUncleDan: Wait...  Where's Aerith?  Hasn't she joined the party yet?  
 KBKarma: Also, did Barrett just use Tifa as a hammer?
 LadyAiluros: Fastball Special
 EikoandMog: @OldUncleDan Oh no...
 richard_ermen: @KBKarma Have you seen the size of her fists?
 exeJayce: it's not Mass Effect but I will take the FFVII news in its place.
 RatherLargeToad: Was expecting Ben Starr to scream something there
 KenKopin: @KBKarma @bakerydragon Yes! i couldn't think of the name.
 richard_ermen: Yay, Vincent
 richard_ermen: The most edgy of edgelords
 KBKarma: I'm watching you, Moon.
 LadyAiluros: It's ya boi VINCENT
 vsmit: Shotlocks. Definitely a Nomura game.
 raulghoulia: what about Hellmasker?
 richard_ermen: @KBKarma I recognized that reference!
 A_Dub888: Vincent from the hit game Dirge of Cerberus?
 ContingentCat: oh Turk I heard Terf like glad to be former
 exeJayce: oh OKAY that's a good combo, Vincent and Cid
ihorner: Where... where is his button?
 Scy_Anide: You can mount him, eh?
 LadyAiluros: Do you know how much Cid/Vincent fic there was back in the day?
 calculated_uncertainties: Hey, don't Kink shame
 LadyAiluros: I buy that no problem
 raulghoulia: 7 and tactics
 exeJayce: ooooh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyAiluros I'm sure there's even more now
 RatherLargeToad: job system?
 EikoandMog: Okay, I like that idea.
 LadyAiluros: Cosplayer Bait
 richard_ermen: lol. Dressspheres from FF13-2
 doubledbear: They're adding classes to FF7??? woah
 BtEtta: Ahh, they borrowed the endgame from FFXIV
  Juliamon: Ah, so that's why Tifa had sleeves in the trailer
KeytarCat: they reintroduced jobs
bbblehh: that's where the materia slots in
 Scy_Anide: From her abs
 jamstruth: the modders will love having multiple outfits
 ArcOfTheConclave: x-2 dress spheres?
 OldUncleDan: Black Mage Tifa looks a lot like Jun Kazama from T8.
 richard_ermen: Did Hideo Kohima write Beejs dialogue today?
 RatherLargeToad: so that’s how they get around being down a spell caster 
 lamina5432: hows the combat in FF7 remakes, I didn't like it in 15
 Crad0k: third in a trilogy doing costumes, two nickles, etc
Warforged_Wisdom: Kill-La-Kill rules, the more you strip the more power you get. So let us put Cloud in a Bikini or dress again dammit!
 exeJayce: ooooh weapon
 A_Dub888: can Tifa suplex them?
 richard_ermen: Final Fantasy was always great at presentation. Story quality....ehhhh, depends.
MTigress: they should pull a "out now"
 LadyAiluros: Date? Plz?
MTigress: never will, but would be hilarious
 Nigouki: Coming out the same day as GTA VI, whether that gets delayed or not
 EikoandMog: Oooh, was that Sapphire Weapon?
 exeJayce: yeah it had to be Sapphire
 RatherLargeToad: Available today!
 exeJayce: that looked like the Junon scene
 gualdhar: is there a fourth?
 LiveLittlebird: Dirge of Cerberus remake!
 exeJayce: dope
Patorik: Advent Children remake
MTigress: wooooo
 EikoandMog: Okay, yep, that's Sapphire.
 doubledbear: I would play areimagining of Dirge
 exeJayce: now THAT is a gorgeous Sapphire Weapon
 RatherLargeToad: Attack on Weapon
 Crad0k: are we going to apple tree yard final fantasy now?
 Driosenth: Zeno's game franchise
 exeJayce: cross platform....
 richard_ermen: That Island had a family!
 lamina5432: beej wants to watch the world burn sometimes
 KenKopin: Man, you gotta control that firing creep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Theseus's Framchise
 doubledbear: Sony didn't pay for a delay this time it seems
 Critterbot: Just in time for the 30th anniversary. 
 HadesLeprechaun: even the NES!
 EikoandMog: Either that or they didn't take the offer of it. I think it did hurt sales of FF16 and Rebirth.
 Sethalidos: aw no flute guy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is this person
 TheMerricat: Lucy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: K
 Getter404: She WAS at Gamespot for like a decade
 NazTMann: Lucy James had worked for Game Spot for a while
  Juliamon: We're free!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And they're doing ANOTHER ONE???
 Getter404: Her & Tamor Hussein were like 50% of the on-air talent there forever
 GapFiller: or both!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just for indie games? WHY
 KenKopin: Or you are a Muppet
 Vinewood_OG: RexCom and all of... that. Got it.
 gualdhar: LRR can now afford the next round of paychecks! thanks Beej!
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 Diabore: spring 2027 is so soon!
 gnyrinn: Concorde doesn't run anymore, so you can't really start the show on one side of the Atlantic and end it on the other.
 Diabore: im so hyped!
 KBKarma: Right, I'ma gonna go.
 KBKarma: Good night.
 TheMerricat: Look, no one wants to release in 2026 when GTA6 is loomingh
 Mr_Horrible: "Fortnite was now" is a sentence for all time
 KenKopin: You can make a whole baby between now and Spring 2027
MungoDude: Palworld 1.0 is next month
 lamina5432: is there an indie showcase sometimes this week?
 DoodlestheGreat: It's coming up.
 gnyrinn: @KenKopin Stating a fact or trying to pull?
 Sethalidos: sad there was no flute guy
 RatherLargeToad: Xbox on Monday, Nintendo maybe Tuesday if the rumor mill can be believed
Patorik: Wholesome direct tomorrow
 LordZarano: As someone that doesn't play AAAs Day of the Devs is always way more interesting than the Game Fest for me
 GapFiller: do Devolver Digital still do their thing this time of year
 KenKopin: @gnyrinn Why not both?
Warforged_Wisdom: @gnyrinn a bold move!
 RatherLargeToad: their last direct only had a half hour notice, so who knows what they’ll do
MungoDude: https://old.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1tsqh0v/summer_game_fest_2026_starts_this_week_heres_the/
 Mai_Andra:   
 Vinewood_OG: Pokope and seethe
 lamina5432: have gday
 Snowcookies: ty for the stream
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 Vinewood_OG: 
 EikoandMog: Now that those VOD LOSERS are gone, Beej can decompress
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!!
 accountmadeforants: CYOA tomorrow! Tomorrow! YES
 DoodlestheGreat: They're a bit much of a muchness.
 exeJayce: Beej, pls hydrate and rest
 RockPusher: Release!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej I think water might help
 accountmadeforants: It's two hours of ads that all try to be the coolest thing in the whole block
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 Snowcookies: Yeah yeah
  mtvcdm: This event.... occurred
 GapFiller: this is why Graham normally does this watchalongs innit Beej
 ContingentCat: yeah it's a good sign for my budget, not too tempted by many of those
 Wolfstrike_NL: The Last Ronin was a sweet surprise
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I can't recall a single game in there that really caught my interest.
  mtvcdm: An amount of games were shown to me and I've already forgotten 95% of them
ihorner: At least two games actively targeting me and missing by a mile.
 Capt_clown: There was like 8? Not FPS or adjacent games.
 Mai_Andra: surprised Stellar Blade is ready to show already 
  Juliamon: There were some nice surprises, some annoying surprises, and some "why is Evangelion in Sonic"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ihorner Gundam and?
ihorner: Stranger than Heaven
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: ah right
 DoodlestheGreat: @mtvcdm Same. Nothing grabbed me this year.
 accountmadeforants: @ihorner But surely Snoop Dogg is helping, right?
 HadesLeprechaun: AAA studio extreme realism growing increasingly incompatible with people being priced out of PC upgrades and consoles just getting more expensive
  mtvcdm: This was a Steam discovery queue where I wishlisted nothing and hit 'ignore' on a bunch of stuff
Warforged_Wisdom: When are we getting more Beejchase?
Warforged_Wisdom: If ever
  Juliamon: When the time is right
 accountmadeforants: 
 RockPusher: 
 accountmadeforants: AudioJungle
 rosesmcgee: it's never anything good for lone wolf
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jungle of Horrors
 DoodlestheGreat: The Jungle of Bungle.
  mtvcdm: battabattabatta swing
 accountmadeforants: You're morally obligated to beat Whacktown
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ihorner: Ubeatable = ACAB. All Cages Are for Batting.
 DoodlestheGreat: It certainly looks like fishing.
 RockPusher: 
 RatherLargeToad: Frog Frog Frog
 RockPusher: Old people games for old people 
lichen_subscribe: Heather if they tell you not to know anything they are trying to nerf you
 accountmadeforants: Bridge, the game where you get to see old people get *real* mad.
 Vinewood_OG: Uh huhhh
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 AlistorKO: Break out the finger sandwiches!
 SquareDotCube: First cribbage, then bridge, now what, rummoli?
  Juliamon: Bridge is Western Mahjong
 accountmadeforants: @Juliamon Correct
MungoDude: @SquareDotCube maybe euchre or canasta
 calculated_uncertainties: @MungoDude Euchre would be fun to see
 TheAinMAP: 
 DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
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 DoodlestheGreat: @MungoDude Whist
 Lord_Hosk: I didn't
The_Voices: 3 hours, i can see it
 RockPusher:    
 accountmadeforants: I will also accept Jeu de Boules as Western Mahjong
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 AlistorKO: take caaaaaaare
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 LordZarano: For any lovers of indie games I'd HIGHLY recommend catching the Frosty Games Fest of AusNZ games tomorrow. The last 2 they've done have been absolute bangers
 ContingentCat: !advice
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