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ErynTzun: So glad to be in a chat that has a regular level of people where conversations can be had instead of spam.
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: Oh no the live notification spelled Angel the wrong way...
ErynTzun: I don't like spam
r10pez10: i mean we can spam if you want to
FPNY41: Whats your Angle?
oatmilkjesus: Angle??
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ErynTzun: Spam, Spam
ErynTzun: Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam
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r10pez10: hey everybody chat here
TehAmelie: challenge: can chat explain this game to somebody who has not actually played Magic?
thraximore: no
ladyjessica: probably?
benjamin_wheeler: everyone who makes an Angle joke will be permabanned
CypherRaze: spam is good when it's fried
TehAmelie: i honestly have not, beyond Shandalar
r10pez10: you play the role of a person with magical powers fighting against someone who also has magical powers
FPNY41: !quote angle
thraximore: rip fpny
benjamin_wheeler: pickle
FPNY41: ugh, FINE
r10pez10: pickle
CypherRaze: pickle
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Zom_SGM: pickle
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thraximore: pickle??
couchboyj: pickle
r10pez10: !chat
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FPNY41: !quote angle
LRRbot: Quote #5723: "Potions can't protect against embarrassment." —Mangledpixel [2019-01-15]
FPNY41: ah I was looking for "What's your angle, Savidan?"
ErynTzun: @r10pez10 ♫ we can spam if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't spam and if they don't spam well they're no friends of mine. ♫
ladyjessica: it would depend on how much context needed to explain. could I use “game” and “cards” or do they need to be explained as well?
r10pez10: the magical powers allow you to summon creatures on your side, or powerful effects
rosiedog88: You are a planeswalker chat
TehAmelie: @ladyjessica that's a good answer
r10pez10: the goal is to embarass the other person with powers
ladyjessica:
heh. thank you 
ErynTzun: @rosiedog88 What about a Plane Walker or a Plain Walker
r10pez10: fuck i spelled embarrass wrong
rosiedog88: @r10pez10 how emberassing
IbunWest: Chat has Plainswalking
thraximore: how emberssjng
ErynTzun: Em Bare Arse clearly
benjamin_wheeler: minor spelling mistake
e_bloc: I thought was had mansplainwalking
DigitalSeahorse:
yofl: hi hi
ErynTzun: o/
Spades_Slicc: Nice sleeves Alex
FPNY41: or as my spanish teacher would say, better embarrassed than embarazada
spawnofhastur: nice gloves alex
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
thraximore: hello angel! hello alex!
r10pez10: battle armwarmers
Dromos_GHG: angel on one shoulder...does that make Alex a devil on the other?
e_bloc: save 5% by ordering Alex's sleeves at dragonshield
jessicaengle: D:
r10pez10: !addquote (Angel) [Now] I wasn't the first person to say something mean!
LRRbot: New quote #9590: "I wasn't the first person to say something mean!" —Angel [2026-06-05]
TehAmelie: hey why do Wheeler gots an Angel? seems unfair
DigitalSeahorse: #LiveForever
ThorSokar: well, they had a good run
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r10pez10: the super serum is tim hortons timbits
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ladyjessica: it’s buy a trans person a donut day today
jessicaengle: Oops all buttons
FPNY41: I'd rather have a candian 5 dollar, it's got hockey on it
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DigitalSeahorse: pants
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e_bloc: I'm not going to lie, I have like 5 of last months' button
TheMadS8nt: if you gotta ask, you can't afford it
ErynTzun: it's a cheap collectable
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Juliamon: !ck button
DigitalSeahorse: nice
bytecaster: That's a good button
e_bloc: that is a very good button
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ErynTzun: @FPNY41 let me try that again, it's a cheap collectable!
Vinewood_OG: Why are you buying your pants at the card store?
Juliamon: Jaaaames
flatluigi: happy pride
yofl: happy pride month
DigitalSeahorse:
CypherRaze: LOL
flatluigi: where did alex get his sleeves
bytecaster: @flatluigi Dragon Shield
flatluigi: are they also dragon shield
ladyjessica: we need more gays upon sleeves
TehAmelie:
FPNY41:
@ErynTzun 
bytecaster: Great pitch!
ThorSokar: very good 1975 ad there
e_bloc: three pprs
ErynTzun: ppppppprrr
bytecaster: Wait, that is so soon
Vinewood_OG: June Stwelfth
HadesLeprechaun: marking my calendar for June Stwelth
TehAmelie: the peepee-R
bytecaster: How dare it be so soon
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Aarek: Boop
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e_bloc: magic never stops magicking
Sibwow: so theres no odric in MSH interesting
Juliamon: So who's the new Vivi
SonofThoth: Hey I'm only 34
e_bloc: phew I'm 41 but I'm fine with UB
flatluigi: lmao
CypherRaze: LMAO
MegaDosX: No swearing on Magic streams!
flatluigi: #sponsored
smurfomancer: Joke's on you, I'm only a *31* year old UB hater
ladyjessica: 13 minutes into the PG content
SaxPython: $5 please
e_bloc: who had 12 minutes
MegaDosX: Fair enough then
MegaDosX: Proceed
r10pez10: get his ass, angel
Sibwow: its like the first 5 minutes that matter for swearing right
ErynTzun: Frack, frell, shozbot, smeg!
Vinewood_OG:
Yeah, not in front of company. 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ErynTzun Zounds!
DigitalSeahorse:
yofl: yay angel
cobrabuger16: he can have cards in german but can he swear in german lol
powerflapjack: !decklist
spawnofhastur: Ruin My Evening?
Sorator13: Alex...
MegaDosX: @Sibwow I think the first minute matters for Youtube, but I was under the impression that MTG streams were meant to be PG. Could well be wrong though.
ErynTzun: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving get out all the fictional cusses
ArcOfTheConclave: the most hateful of bears?
ladyjessica: excellent Alex is with the youths
Ericlover10_000Pizza: what makes it Canadian?
e_bloc: carnival of souls
thraximore: ol' reliable
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ErynTzun Oh, that one is real. Archaic but real. An old school blasphemy based one - God's Wounds!
Sorator13: Oh, hey, I was talking to my black mold the other day
thraximore: @Sorator13 ... do you do that often?
TehAmelie: t h e m o l d
FatefulWaffle: A canlander whamjangle!
ErynTzun: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving okay then they can all be counted as obscure
powerflapjack: i'm waving my hands wildly
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ErynTzun Yay!
Sorator13: @thraximore Well, it helps me apologize to those I've wronged. (referencing a crapshot)
ladyjessica: teenagers scare the living shit out of them
r10pez10: six seven is a sigh op
e_bloc: yeah that is real shiny
ProcyonFlynn: Cockney Memes - Probably tracks?
Stardackk: is it turned on?
cobrabuger16: that foil blinded the card reader lol
e_bloc: he said he was chilling
letsbelgo: shits broke paul
TehAmelie: okay my money is on Alex but that don't mean i won't back the underdog, Angel
jwholla: the card reader is trying its best
rosiedog88: you got this paul!
jwholla: you can do it
MegaDosX: Card reader, you can do it
yofl: you got this little buddy
Stardackk: read the damn card
averythetiger: Beacon Of Hope
ArcOfTheConclave: you can read it!
kodalith: I love the Jaunty Highlander Logo
dagoth__ur_: replace card reader with hand drawn sketches
Sorator13: The mold says you can do it, cardreader!
ladyjessica: you’ve got this card readee
gsyhiap:
card reader
DigitalSeahorse: we love you, card reader
letsbelgo: get the fuck up card reader. I am sick of your loafing
e_bloc: card reader, you never fail to impress me
wolphiron: Purge-y things for card reader
cobrabuger16: come on card reader you got it
ladyjessica: you read with the best of them
ErynTzun: Hire speed artist to replace card reader
cobrabuger16: lets gooooo card reader
tehfewl: Card reader-chan you can do it!
Luminaire_p:
jwholla: wheeler is kind of a card reader
realbadatthis_: card reader, at least you are in Canada
Cptasparagus: batte
Tattybojangles69: Wheeler reader
thraximore: @Sorator13 oh yeah that one
schordash:
card reader, wheeler took longer than you on the intro. you're gucci 
FPNY41: Card reader, you have forgotten the face of your father
ladyjessica: card reader is at the library
zach_moose: just got here! Whoop whoop go angel, go alex!
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DigitalSeahorse:
Card Reader: You're great at what you do and you are 
.
Cptasparagus: Alex could sell advertising space on those sleeves
wolphiron: Gotta support the card reader
TehAmelie: wait what does that mean? i guess it means some gift subs are comin one way or another
dagoth__ur_: I love this
Stardackk: what set is that forest?
FPNY41: Alex's sleeves are a photo of a black panther at midnight
dagoth__ur_: lets do this for a commander night... Stax night anyone?
tehfewl: whats the collector number on that forest?
ladyjessica: wilds had some really good full art basics
northos:
@FPNY41 oh I didn't know the Marvel set was out already
ladyjessica: not my current favourite but they’re good
e_bloc: in the meantime Wheeler will be reading the full oracle text of every card
IbunWest: beep beep
cobrabuger16: wheeler for pro tour commentary?
echochrisx: can you describe the swords to plowshares art please
realtinyjr_: love that this was workshopped on wheelers stream lmao
ladyjessica: spasics are my Favourite.
calculated_uncertainties: this is radio baseball level commentary, damn
Sorator13: okay, which of you has been talking to the fey?
e_bloc: I feel like we need a color commentator
r10pez10: great commentary voice
tehfewl: i like the play by play, but where is the color
dagoth__ur_: do the first chaper at least
ladyjessica: oooocard reader!
ladyjessica: we love you!
gsyhiap:
give your energy to the overlay. It think it needs it
DigitalSeahorse:
at least the overlay looks dapper if not functional
zach_moose: my friend always commentates on my plays and it always tilts
e_bloc: Wheeler is so good at this--are we sure this wasn't sabotage
FPNY41: two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the cannon, I'll drive!"
Sorator13: eyy, there's the cardreader!
Juliamon: It... lives?
realbadatthis_: @tehfewl looks like it is WOE Forest 266 by Hari and Deepti
dagoth__ur_: turn the card reader off please
gsyhiap:
Great job Paul
calculated_uncertainties: Keep it up, Wheeler, you're doing great!
jwholla: wheeler's card reading was exquisite but there's nothing like the lrr cardreader
DigitalSeahorse:
Cheers, Card Reader, you did it.
r10pez10: it's a good bit
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
schordash:
zach_moose: are you the creator of the black mold deck alex?
LRRbot: Elite Spellbinder [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.
Sorator13: It's okay, James still gets invited to MagicCons to run the thing
calculated_uncertainties: Turn this stream into a full podcast, I believe in you!
FPNY41: how many data centers did we need to bring CardReAIder back online
DigitalSeahorse:
takes a steppy back
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sorator13: !card Berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
thraximore: I always wants to call it Truth
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
Sorator13: I definitely have always thought it was Truth
Spades_Slicc: Emeritus of Truuuuu
zach_moose: angel what is your favorite deck in canlander atm?
cobrabuger16: first time ive been able to catch the stream live, fantastic so far!
Sorator13: @cobrabuger16 welcome, friend!
schordash:
i like these gloves that alex has been wearing lately. i want 
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Fruan: Give 'em the clamps!
schordash:
Spades_Slicc:
Judge! Angel is representing a colorless mana with a white die
raakuy0: Arrows about to fly high
ladyjessica: get the clamps!
LRRbot: Surrak, Elusive Hunter [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/3] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
yofl: lmao
realbadatthis_: is orcish on the battlefield?
Sorator13: @realbadatthis_ yes >.>
thraximore: uh
realbadatthis_: wut oh
raakuy0: @realbadatthis_ Yesh
definenull: here come the triggers...?
schordash:
angel can rally 
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven — {1}{W}: Choose a color. This creature gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
zach_moose: love the art on sungold sentinel
zach_moose: so majical
Spades_Slicc: the hierarch has 0 power right?
A_Dub888: I can't look at Sungold Sentinel without hearing Adam go "Oh yeah, Graham's an idiot"
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
NeoKevlar: is that an semi infinite with the orcish?
DigitalSeahorse:
spawnofhastur: i am very surprised that neither angel's or alex's lists don't have springheart nantuko
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
LRRbot: Surrak, Elusive Hunter [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/3] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
Kentosaurus: famous last words
Sorator13: !card Solitude
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
cobrabuger16: thank you for explaning what is going on i got lost lol
DigitalSeahorse: Twitch recommending me Rick and Morty, not bad
e_bloc: last card
definenull: huh. I think I see the line?
schordash:
thrown herself into game two like in a winning way??
thraximore: mind if I pickle
ladyjessica: love that bit
Stardackk: !card berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I'm now expecting to see Wheeler producing fumes like Morticia Addams.
Stardackk: hm berserk doesnt say your creature
e_bloc: sure doesnt
NeoKevlar: this is true
zach_moose: there is a voice of victory in play
LRRbot: Urborg Scavengers [2B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / This creature has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.
realbadatthis_: !card voice of victory
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
definenull: bat down?
letsbelgo: bat did work
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
RolfeRolfeRolfe: i love that swords art
NeoKevlar: i would have gambled on the orcish memes
NotCainNorAbel:
500
DigitalSeahorse: earlier today I was trying to remember Hyperbola and a Half's name and glad a friend remembered cause it's so good I needed to rebookmark
DigitalSeahorse: the comic*
definenull: spicyy
zach_moose: based
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
Sorator13: excellent sound effect, Alex
DigitalSeahorse: kitties!
dagoth__ur_: the come back
DigitalSeahorse: xD
zach_moose: proceeds to barf on carpet
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: !card unyaro bee sting
LRRbot: Unyaro Bee Sting [3G] | Sorcery | Unyaro Bee Sting deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Timeline Culler [BB] | Creature — Drix Warlock [2/2] | Haste / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its warp ability. / Warp—{B}, Pay 2 life.
zach_moose: ggs!
schordash:
the rally 
DigitalSeahorse:
spawnofhastur: could alex have berserked one of angel's critters?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
definenull: an early warning system
schordash:
lmaoooo yes
zach_moose: the alarms are ringing
thraximore:
lamina5432: the huc huckkk
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I do an excellent impression of a vomiting cat. I should not.
DigitalSeahorse: poor kitte
DigitalSeahorse: xD
zach_moose: the beat drop
ContingentCat: my cat is wonderful, he hasn't thrown up once in 4 years (knock on wood)
e_bloc: !clip
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definenull: hold her fur
Sorator13: Mine just did the rhythmic gulping sorta noise
Sorator13: also, "Jordynne loves puking cats" sure is a sentence
r10pez10: my housemate's cats don't do the preamble
DigitalSeahorse:
the dry wretch
ProcyonFlynn:
Cats are pure grace and dignity - except when they're REALLY not
niccus: noise that summons humans
realbadatthis_: two of our cats make that noise when they get their flea meds too. just a "have tummy ache" wail
e_bloc: at the same time
DigitalSeahorse:
stippledotter: The Cat Who Cried Rolf
definenull: "... i frewed up..."
DigitalSeahorse:
schordash:
gdi
Sorator13: "I'M SO ALON-oh. Hi?"
Juliamon: yeah our cat only makes the huk noise when she vomits, but she AOOOOOUUUU at night when she's lonely
definenull: ?!?
Juliamon: and shuts up if you respond
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
LRRbot: Elvish Spirit Guide [2G] | Creature — Elf Spirit [2/2] | Exile this creature from your hand: Add {G}.
Natedogg2: A 2/6? What is this, a Jungle Barrier?
Sorator13: I don't... think I understood that one
schordash:
Sorator13: Uhhhh wat
r10pez10: two six packs
e_bloc: hell yeah
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Razorverge Thicket | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Sorator13: What is that bat, btw?
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
dagoth__ur_: that wasnt there a second ago
thraximore: nice retro foil
DigitalSeahorse: for Shaman
r10pez10: triple signed?
realbadatthis_: @Sorator13 think it is deep cavern bat
dagoth__ur_:
schordash:
thraximore:
Sorator13:
jessicatheblack:
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Sorator13: @realbadatthis_ ty!
theamc2000: hi Alex! Cool overalls
schordash:
superdude097: @Sorator13 !card Deep-Cavern Bat
dagoth__ur_: this is peek
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
Vinewood_OG: Meowster Barfhide
e_bloc: I feel like hairball is in there somewhere
LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven — {1}{W}: Choose a color. This creature gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
raakuy0: I know this is likely not as good, but the new Scheming Silvertongue seems it could be such a banger on Alex's deck
schordash: maybe have some churu noww~
HedgehogKnight: Well my cat just horked up
theamc2000: Sungold sentinel is a pretty card
lamina5432: the worst is you hear it from the other room and then know the cat did it but you go in and can’t find it
Natedogg2: The Spirit Guide should be in exile as well, right?
DigitalSeahorse:
blabla4Music 
superdude097: Elvish Spirit Guide should be in Exile, not the GY, right? You exile it for the mana?
r10pez10: write that down write that down
jessicatheblack: Wheeler BOLTS up in bed. "I've Got Work to do!"
zach_moose: les mis mention
theamc2000: hi Wheeler, Hi Angel, Hi Alex , Hi person on tech (is it Paul?)
schordash:
Sorator13: @theamc2000 'tis!
theamc2000: @sorator13 ty
LRRbot: Restless Prairie | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. / {2}{G}{W}: This land becomes a 3/3 green and white Llama creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / Whenever this land attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: A llama? He's supposed to be a land!
FPNY41: is that Winamp?
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schordash:
nnnnn'alrigh'
Natedogg2: Is it a little house on the prairie?
dewrules235: Wheeler of the Opera when?
ladyjessica: prairie’s are just plains
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving:
OK, altiplano. Close enough. 
theamc2000: @ladyjessica grassy plains
dagoth__ur_: storm count 1
DigitalSeahorse:
@FPNY41 
Winamp
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
A_Dub888: !card borimir
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
A_Dub888: !card boromir
LRRbot: Did you mean: Boromir, Gondor's Hope; Boromir, Warden of the Tower
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
ladyjessica: as a girl from the Canadian prairies, I know a thing or two about plains.
LRRbot: Abandoned Air Temple | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land. / {T}: Add {W}. / {3}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
theamc2000: @ladyjessica that sounds nice
LRRbot: Boromir, Warden of the Tower [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / Sacrifice Boromir: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.
theamc2000: bone masters wheeler!
Stardackk: nah we just rewind, like if you miss your pact trigger...
theamc2000: what are the fingerless arm sleeve gloves for?
HadesLeprechaun: Fashion
theamc2000: good reason
theamc2000: they work
LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of this creature.
DigitalSeahorse: a trade?
spawnofhastur: anyone here ever put a pack rat under an agatha's soul cauldron?
LRRbot: Figure of Fable [{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {G/W}: This creature becomes a Kithkin Scout with base power and toughness 2/3. / {1}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Scout, it becomes a Kithkin Soldier with base power and toughness 4/5. / {3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Soldier, it becomes a Kithkin Avatar with base power and toughness 7/8 and protection from each of your opponents.
Enderexile: Blow me away mentioned
r10pez10: oh we got a new figure? sweet
NeoKevlar: its a neat one
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
DigitalSeahorse: snek
theamc2000: judge! Alex has multiple copies of a card in his deck (pack rat joke)
letsbelgo: Hey hey let's go! Kenka suru
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
theamc2000: tamogoyf Is a 1/2
definenull: baby goyf
theamc2000: cool die Alex
schordash:
DigitalSeahorse: goyfling
Mindfire13: I've made soldier tokens bigger than that goyf
theamc2000: does tamogoyf also macro dose as well?
definenull: oh dear
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
DigitalSeahorse: microdose gummier
Stardackk: does the goyf also shoot crocs with a pistol?
DigitalSeahorse: gummies*
ContingentCat: I'm going to start calling iron supplements microdosing bullets
Sorator13: Hm. Yknow, I'm surprised that oracle'd to "you lose 2 life" and not "as an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 2 life"
DigitalSeahorse: microdose gummies*
letsbelgo: on boarded
DigitalSeahorse:
dagoth__ur_: !decks
schordash:
and. i... die
theamc2000: grassland?
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
CrossXhunteR: never forget, never forgive
DigitalSeahorse: I feel like I'm related to that chat member
theamc2000: un tapas?
definenull:
dagoth__ur_:
theamc2000: then I could just go home
A_Dub888: !card knight of ebon
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
CrossXhunteR: true true
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
CrossXhunteR: never seen this promo before
thraximore: oh neat! cool art
theamc2000: cool game day art
LRRbot: Keen-Eyed Curator [GG] | Creature — Raccoon Scout [3/3] | As long as there are four or more card types among cards exiled with this creature, it gets +4/+4 and has trample. / {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
CrossXhunteR: uppies
LRRbot: Super Shredder [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Human [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.
Spades_Slicc: wish for sign for lethal
CrossXhunteR: decorum dissertation for your best sign in blood rendition for lethal?
Sorator13: super shredder clap clap clapclapclap
definenull: uh oh
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CrossXhunteR: bigger than before
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: super shredder is definately on the one chicken breast two asparagus diet ifyaknowwhatimean
definenull: importantly angel holds the initative
LRRbot: Elite Spellbinder [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.
DigitalSeahorse:
jazz hands
schordash:
LRRbot: Mournwillow [1BG] | Creature — Plant Skeleton [3/2] | Haste / Delirium — When this creature enters, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, creatures with power 2 or less can't block this turn.
theamc2000: rip
FPNY41: i'm starting to doubt Alex's commitment to Sparkle Motion
definenull: that was sooo close to turning the corner
Sorator13: yeah, this is a very interesting matchup
iconicshadow89: Sparks are flying in this heated matchup
CrossXhunteR: when regrowth lotus storm?
zach_moose: egg
dagoth__ur_: lol
Nightecho06: More impressions!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: huh?
fjordsword: I beg your finest pardon Wheeler
General_Pants: a fair non-degenerate player that happens to register black lotus
CrossXhunteR: some of those cards cost 1 mana
dagoth__ur_: it was sick
James_the_Dabbler: Bruh
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: FNM, it's on monday
Mindfire13: That deck sounds rad
MegaDosX: We call that a win
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
FPNY41: Freed from Jund sounds like a Roger Zelazny book
zach_moose: isnt it the bay?
100viewbots: Abzan my beloved
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
theamc2000: the shiny belly is gone
dagoth__ur_: gottem
theamc2000: Gottem
FPNY41: get the sharpie
dagoth__ur_: MOM GET THE SHARPIE
jwholla: if enough people give wheeler 5 dollars at magic cons, anything is possible
Micalovits: I should paint my white bordered duals into rainbows
MegaDosX: What's the matter, trainer?
InfiniTokens: "Waiting to do something" like when playing in a commander pod?
CrossXhunteR: mutagenic growth
Spades_Slicc: mutagenic growth
theamc2000: can green get double strike?
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
definenull: wowza
schordash: PartyParrot
jwholla: i can hear the pokemon stadium sound effects so clearly in my head
theamc2000:
the list is a cool printing 
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LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
theamc2000: what does purple die mean
MegaDosX: Shiny saga
CrossXhunteR: i use green dice for +1/+1 because of this stream
NeoKevlar: I require a legend on the interface, thank you very much
r10pez10: but there's a wine glass full of dice right there
r10pez10: blue for charge
NeoKevlar: what's the red dice for
Spades_Slicc: What die color for brick counters?
theamc2000: the cube maker?
definenull: homogenise the dice - blend all the spindowns in that wine glass
superdude097: Endurance ETB?
theamc2000: endurance etb?
CrossXhunteR: like the milk
Spades_Slicc: What die color for -0/-1 counters?
Cptasparagus: genetically engineer them to be gay
Sorator13: A homo genasi is my favorite D&D character!
LRRbot: Witherbloom Command [BG] | Sorcery | Choose two — / • Target player mills three cards, then you return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. / • Target creature gets −3/−1 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
letsbelgo: : o
General_Pants: *alex jones voice*
manglemonster: homo the die
James_the_Dabbler: Homogenize? more like homo with the guys am I right char
Mustang_Redcloak: What color dice would the -2/-1 counters from Contagion be?
Nimiphi: hexdrinker reprint in Hexhaven? >.>
theamc2000: Wheeler!
Spades_Slicc: What die color for flood counters?
r10pez10: i forget hexdrinker is from MH1
jwholla: wow! perfect aim
r10pez10: it feels like an older classic card
thraximore:
MegaDosX: What about stun counters?
General_Pants: @James_the_Dabbler ill +2 that
r10pez10: bounty of the luxa in shambles
Mustang_Redcloak: An MH1 card feeling like an old classic just shows how absurd MH2 and MH3 are
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Nimiphi: I use little spinning tops for stun counters; cuz they're dizzy
LRRbot: Lord Skitter, Sewer King [2B] | Legendary Creature — Rat Noble [3/3] | Whenever another Rat you control enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."
definenull: ooh
MegaDosX: Whoops
thraximore: reading the rat explains the rat
definenull: lord skitter + pack rats are good enough ig
Nimiphi: rats have four legs, actually
DapperKoala2: @thraximore Reading the Oracle text for the Rat explains the Rat.
MegaDosX: Burglar Rat let's go
FPNY41: if a rat had wings it'd be a bat
CrossXhunteR: chomping changeling
theamc2000: is life and taxes, just insurance?
thraximore: rad rats?
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MegaDosX: !card rad rats
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CrossXhunteR: party dude?
northos: !card ruthless radrat
LRRbot: Ruthless Radrat [1BB] | Creature — Rat Mutant [2/2] | Squad—Exile four cards from your graveyard. / Menace
DapperKoala2: @theamc2000 Now I want to make a deck that won't work that is Life and Taxes + Scam and call it "Insurance Fraud."
Nimiphi: petition to rename Angel's deck to Health Insurance?
Spades_Slicc: Splinter, Radical RAt
e_bloc: a lot of trash will summon many rats got it
scrambled_doot: Ruthless Radrat
LRRbot: Figure of Fable [{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {G/W}: This creature becomes a Kithkin Scout with base power and toughness 2/3. / {1}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Scout, it becomes a Kithkin Soldier with base power and toughness 4/5. / {3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Soldier, it becomes a Kithkin Avatar with base power and toughness 7/8 and protection from each of your opponents.
superdude097: !card Ruthless Radrat
LRRbot: Ruthless Radrat [1BB] | Creature — Rat Mutant [2/2] | Squad—Exile four cards from your graveyard. / Menace
theamc2000: @dapperkoala2 sounds profitable
FPNY41: my favorite rat is
thraximore: that Kithkin is on the escalator again!
FPNY41: !card Mistform Ultimus
jwholla: fireworks are flying in this battle
DapperKoala2: @theamc2000 Only if no one figures out what I'm doing or rats me out.
Micalovits: !card hexdrinker
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
theamc2000: @dapperkoala2 opponents are snitches
Micalovits: right, 8 for the pro everything
LRRbot: Super Shredder [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Human [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.
ArcOfTheConclave: wait, when did life and taxes go from GW to abzan?
LRRbot: Witherbloom Command [BG] | Sorcery | Choose two — / • Target player mills three cards, then you return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. / • Target creature gets −3/−1 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
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NeoKevlar: shredder trigger
CrossXhunteR: that clamp is so shiny (i think it's clamp)
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
dagoth__ur_: 15 if you count the secret lairs
spawnofhastur: StP just chilling in the exile zone
schordash:
that's like one every month
jwholla: taken down on the word go!
NeoKevlar: thanks for the bird, nerd
CrossXhunteR: now you can cast swords to plowshares
MrGibberish: Question: if you had to choose which is a better card. Emeritus of Truce or Swords to plowshares?
FPNY41: Settle the Wreckage
schordash:
spawnofhastur: @MrGibberish StP, 100%
schordash: it's okay, wheeler. we're exempt from math class this month
zach_moose: kami of false hope anyone?
schordash:
r10pez10: good three
MegaDosX: !card cursed wombat
LRRbot: Cursed Wombat [BG] | Creature — Nightmare Wombat [2/3] | {2}{B}{G}: Adapt 2. / Permanents you control have "Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this permanent, put an additional +1/+1 counter on it. This ability triggers only once each turn."
Spades_Slicc: cwombat
CrossXhunteR: !card cursed wombat
LRRbot: Cursed Wombat [BG] | Creature — Nightmare Wombat [2/3] | {2}{B}{G}: Adapt 2. / Permanents you control have "Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this permanent, put an additional +1/+1 counter on it. This ability triggers only once each turn."
FPNY41: !card stonehorn dignitary
LRRbot: Stonehorn Dignitary [3W] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [1/4] | When this creature enters, target opponent skips their next combat phase.
r10pez10: can a bonspiel be three people
NeoKevlar: or would it be a bonstriel?
Sorator13: @r10pez10 Polyamory comes in many shapes and sizes /j
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DapperKoala2:
He noticed me.
schordash:
DapperKoala2: Paul would replace Serge as the nicest person to strip-lock you.
circusofkirkus: would you say it wasn't very charming?
schordash:
ooooweeeeiii
DigitalSeahorse:
oh boy! my favorite matchup!
letsbelgo: no where to ruuuuun
theamc2000: good job Cam
ArcOfTheConclave: does Ben play kor skyfisher?
schordash:
PartyParrot 
PartyParrot
CrossXhunteR: pixie, pretty good
dutchmoose: inquistor exarch or what?
realbadatthis_: crystal shard make the cut or am I cooked?
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dutchmoose: how abount mangara of corondor
fjordsword: I have a buddy who wants us to build some CanLander decks to jam together (I live in South Carolina) ... is there a place I can go to find some good deck lists?
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.
dutchmoose: stonecloaker....
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
MegaDosX: a w o o
thraximore: the awful dog
realbadatthis_: @fjordsword moxfield has someone who compiles winning canlander decks pretty regularly
LRRbot: Sunpearl Kirin [1W] | Creature — Kirin [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it was a token, draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: @fjordsword LRR discord does have a highlander section
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Flock // Usher to Safety | Shepherd of the Flock [1W] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/1] // Usher to Safety [W] | Instant — Adventure | Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
CrossXhunteR: upcoming RCQ promo Sunpearl Kirin?
fjordsword: @Dog_of_Myth Oh sweet I'll have to jump in there!
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
fjordsword: @realbadatthis_ Nice, thanks!
dutchmoose: shriekmaw my beloved
theamc2000: the chewing a
LRRbot: Rescuer Chwinga [1W] | Creature — Elemental Spirit [2/2] | Flash / Natural Shelter — When this creature enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: I love people's reactions to this card
Sorator13: chwinga!
Sorator13: love a good chwinga
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Flock // Usher to Safety | Shepherd of the Flock [1W] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/1] // Usher to Safety [W] | Instant — Adventure | Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
dungeonmasteralek: it's a tiny elemental creature
e_bloc: dunno whats chwinga with you
circusofkirkus: no bat trigger?
dungeonmasteralek: they control the weather
Dog_of_Myth: Chwinga is what Garth says
theamc2000: The chwinga
MegaDosX: Isn't that Sheldon's catchphrase?
Kentosaurus: it's a fun word to say
Diabore: @MegaDosX bachwinga
MegaDosX: @Diabore I set this up, and yet I still hate it. Well done.
realbadatthis_: people?! People no good!
DigitalSeahorse:
reminder of the importance of self-defense, both in and outside MTG 
(both fun and you never know if you'll need it someday)
FPNY41: used to play Sheperd of the Flock along with Giant Killer, it was crazy in that standard
theamc2000: why is chwinga exiled?
aerohydra: adventure
superdude097: @theamc2000 Pitched to Solitude
thraximore: because it needs to think about what it's done
theamc2000: ok
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | This creature can't block. / This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
theamc2000: ty
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is Alex going to pay any mana for that Bloodghast?
FPNY41: !card Dingus Egg
LRRbot: Dingus Egg [4] | Artifact | Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.
realbadatthis_: @fjordsword user name "CanlanderWinnersArchive" might be the one I was thinking about on moxfield
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
LRRbot: Spider-Sense [1U] | Instant | Web-slinging {U} / Counter target instant spell, sorcery spell, or triggered ability.
CrossXhunteR: this is evil
Dr_fragenstien:
MegaDosX: Wow
Sorator13: Oh. Is this a new take on negating the dog?
Mustang_Redcloak: Holy moly
Kentosaurus: that is a sentence in magic
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
DigitalSeahorse:
corgi goes weeeeeeeeee!
LRRbot: Witherbloom Command [BG] | Sorcery | Choose two — / • Target player mills three cards, then you return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. / • Target creature gets −3/−1 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Grumpingtoon: the mythical spider dog
spawnofhastur: gay baby jail for opposition agent. appropriate for pride
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
NeoKevlar: there's an ice cream kitty. That's kinda like a spider dog, right?
CrossXhunteR: there is no creature in magic the gathering yet that is both a spider and a dog (outside of changeling situations)
HadesLeprechaun: outside of changelings, no spider dogs!
hd_dabnado: there are spider dogs IRL
spawnofhastur: there's a spider ham
LRRbot: Shriekmaw [4B] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Fear / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. / Evoke {1}{B}
Grumpingtoon: apparently it’s quite recent
Sorator13: I don't think Up had a spider dog...?
DigitalSeahorse: spider dog, spider dog, does whatever a spider dog does
LoadingReadyRun: I choose to believe that the creatures that Phelia blinks are taken out of the game because the are busy giving pets
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mistform Ultimus is a spider and a dog, and it doesn't have Changeling.
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun . The most famous is Spider-Pug (Pugsley Parker) from Earth-17589, an alternate-reality dog who gained human-level consciousness and spider-powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider.
spawnofhastur: phelia at least isn't comet
tehfewl: *insert Serge "Blast the dog" meme here*
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Flock // Usher to Safety | Shepherd of the Flock [1W] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/1] // Usher to Safety [W] | Instant — Adventure | Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
jwholla: Not all heroes carry swords
adept_nekomancer: @LoadingReadyRun If you've got time for combats, you've got time for head pats.
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
Grumpingtoon: i think spider-pug us a fan-creation. i didn’t recall a spider dog but apparently they introduced one in the Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman animated series last year
DigitalSeahorse:
r10pez10: aight i'm back
r10pez10: oh damn close game 1
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PeanutButterFeetParty: Is Canadian Highlander the same as EDH?
hd_dabnado: if only it were Makdee and Itla
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CrossXhunteR: the c in cEDH stands for candian
gibbousm: !canlanader
Spades_Slicc: I mean there IS a ban list
gibbousm: is there a command to link the Canlander website?
r10pez10: i'd rate you ten points
Juliamon: !canlander
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LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
hd_dabnado: @gibbousm minor spelling mistake:
jwholla: is wheeler playing the deck an automatic point?
hidingbox: Is wheeler 10 or 11 points? That is the question.
Grumpingtoon: plus the sun never sets on a badass
Sorator13: Repeat concussions are unpleasant!
Vinewood_OG: Punch card not quite full
CrossXhunteR: aint punched that ticket just yet
Kentosaurus: as a treat
e_bloc: 1st one is free
Sorator13: I'm glad you don't have lasting damage, though
thraximore:
stygianindigo: oh i definitely got dumber after my concussion
LRRbot: Arcum's Astrolabe [S] | Snow Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DigitalSeahorse:
Mustang_Redcloak:
gibbousm: so good its banned in Legacy
spawnofhastur: banned in legacy!
superdude097: Banned in Pauper
Viewers_Like_You: That or the video should be titled "What is Witness Protection?"
before_damage: Can someone who’s subbed drop the decklist command in chat?
LRRbot: Rat King, Verminister [1B] | Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar [1/1] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token and put a +1/+1 counter on Rat King. / {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Sorator13: !decks
before_damage: thank you
Sorator13: o7
r10pez10: astrolabe jumpscare
LRRbot: Nowhere to Run [1B] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / Creatures your opponents control can be the targets of spells and abilities as though they didn't have hexproof. Ward abilities of those creatures don't trigger.
CrossXhunteR: all the standard pixie classics
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Juliamon: before_damage I actually switched perms to anyone for that one, I don't know why we had it sub-locked!
Sorator13: creatures your opponent* controls, to be clear
hd_dabnado: i forgot that nowhere to run involves hexproof
letsbelgo: banned
CrossXhunteR: any Momentum Breaker in here
hd_dabnado: i thought it was just ward
thraximore: ah fuck
Diabore: ah hamburgers
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
Diabore: !card collective brutality
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
jwholla: i thought we said no custom cards
gibbousm: !card momentum breaker
LRRbot: Momentum Breaker [1B] | Enchantment | Start your engines! / When this enchantment enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature or Vehicle of their choice. Each opponent who can't discards a card. / {2}, Sacrifice this enchantment: You gain life equal to your speed.
LoadingReadyRun: Even though they don't print it much anymore, it seems weird that Nowhere to Run doesn't effect shroud
Diabore: @jwholla what are you a cop
thraximore: shroud is hiding REALLY well
gibbousm: oh that card. I heard it was seeing Vintage play because it can be recurred with Lurrus over and over
r10pez10: yellowjacket card nicknames make no sense
thraximore: @r10pez10 that's the point
Mustang_Redcloak: Overlords, notably anti-synergy with Aang
Micalovits: Snorse!
LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. / Saddle 3
thraximore: snorse!
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
spawnofhastur: i mean aren't most people tinkering for bolas's citadel?
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
cobrabuger16: is audio out for anyone else lol
hd_dabnado: oh wait, shouldnt wheeler be two lower from the brutality?
gibbousm: does a Snorse Neigh or Hiss? Or does it Heigh?
cobrabuger16: or am i just dumb
Sorator13: so, which part of the vengabus is the member?
Done_IV: missing the 2 life from collective
DigitalSeahorse: snorse? sneaky snorse!
thraximore: @gibbousm it sneighs
Sorator13: @cobrabuger16 working fine for me; check if computer is muted, if tab is muted, if twitch player is muted?
hd_dabnado: lmao
Natedogg2: And trigger on the Knight at the end of turn because of Dismember.
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
r10pez10: if only wheeler could buy more sleeves from dragon shield dot com slash lrr
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cobrabuger16: @Sorator13 thanks, muted it by mistake
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Raven Eagle [2B] | Creature — Bird Assassin [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a Clue token. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
DigitalSeahorse: gotta be golden
spawnofhastur: bird assassin
Natedogg2: No clue since a creature card wasn't exiled.
superdude097: Only get a clue if you exile a creature
gibbousm: !judge
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InfiniTokens: Raven eagle? Is it a raven or an eagle?
LoadingReadyRun: Snaddle the Snorse
MegaDosX: @InfiniTokens Both, like a platypus bear, or a boar-q-pine
LRRbot: Momentum Breaker [1B] | Enchantment | Start your engines! / When this enchantment enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature or Vehicle of their choice. Each opponent who can't discards a card. / {2}, Sacrifice this enchantment: You gain life equal to your speed.
CrossXhunteR: hey, he had it
HadesLeprechaun: I'm gonna sneed you to snop with snorsing
jwholla: speed 1 sounds kind of slow
ThePixelSavage: man having Alex on stream always makes me happy.
Sorator13:
I don't think you can just ask your coworker to do that on stream
r10pez10: that webapp overlay control panel must have so many levers
superdude097: @LoadingReadyRun Raven Eagle only gives a Clue if it exiles a creature card. Alex exiled a sorcery
spawnofhastur: if you made a schnitzel with snorse meat would it be a snchnitzel?
DigitalSeahorse: always coming? ohmy
ProcyonFlynn: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
lellellet: schnortzel
DigitalSeahorse: !venga
spawnofhastur: @lellellet this works much better
spawnofhastur: is that marcellus wallace's soul in there?
Gooseblast: Secret drawer!
Kentosaurus: that's wheeler's $5 pile
Sorator13: the set has *functional* storage? I didn't think that was allowed!
r10pez10: !clip
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jwholla: what else does wheeler keep in his cubby
Vinewood_OG:
schordash:
FPNY41: Alex needs to watch the latest Good Morning Moonbase
hidingbox: highlight reel
DigitalSeahorse: COOL TECHNOLOGY
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehh
dutchmoose: wheeler
schordash:
r10pez10: that crosstalk was very funny
BeefcakeEmperor: this is my plastic spork
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
jwholla: i thought wheeler was singing directly to me
n0tboy_: PICKLE??
DigitalSeahorse:
BeefcakeEmperor: PICKLE NO GOOD
r10pez10: you know it's good if angel is rolling her eyes
n0tboy_: you got sleeves with a lady on it??
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
thraximore: not the snorse!
Sorator13: @n0tboy_ instead of "luck be a lady," it's "sleeve be a snorsey"
letsbelgo: I know that song from kids in the hall
LRRbot: Timeline Culler [BB] | Creature — Drix Warlock [2/2] | Haste / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its warp ability. / Warp—{B}, Pay 2 life.
letsbelgo: hunting business men
DigitalSeahorse: I should have restarted firefox before stream
dutchmoose: onion rings
n0tboy_: pickle?
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
DigitalSeahorse: !pickle
LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of this creature.
n0tboy_: !youlikethatlighter
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
letsbelgo: angry rat
DigitalSeahorse: !findquote pickle
LoadingReadyRun: @letsbelgo everyone knows that voyageurs always sing that as they travel
LRRbot: Trial of Ambition [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / When a Cartouche you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
r10pez10: cartouche
r10pez10: damn
LRRbot: Elvish Spirit Guide [2G] | Creature — Elf Spirit [2/2] | Exile this creature from your hand: Add {G}.
Fruan: Angry rat insufficiently grindset
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
thraximore: custom cards dot dec
FPNY41: who likes a Yo-Yo
100viewbots: 2012 back in the day oldge
Cavemanhar: this is a nice combo of cards
LRRbot: Stormchaser's Talent [U] | Enchantment — Class | When this Class enters, create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess. / {3}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / {5}{U}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess.
ignitionpoint: Are you on Sunpearl Kirin Wheeler?
ContingentCat: A fast venga bus yeah
LRRbot: Raven Eagle [2B] | Creature — Bird Assassin [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a Clue token. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
spawnofhastur: no, is not clue
spawnofhastur: only if critter
jwholla: is that a foil otter?
CrossXhunteR: everyone says level 6, which is funny
Cavemanhar: the eagle does not make a clue
n0tboy_: no clueee
r10pez10: level 42
InfiniTokens:
No otter drawing?
Sorator13:
Alex doesn't get a clue
TotalHell: Raven Iggle only gives clues if you exile creatures
e_bloc: wheeler how much do you feel about ambrosia
DigitalSeahorse:
Micalovits: Pretty sure the point of the trails of amonkhet was to murder everyone
DigitalSeahorse:
nuts!
Sorator13:
It's okay, you only notice us doing that about a tenth of the time anbyway 
LoadingReadyRun: Welcome to the trial. If you die, you pass
PhorrestGaze: chat's always right, but also always wrong somehow
r10pez10: Micalovits now that i think about it yeah. that's pretty messed up
e_bloc: schrodinger's chat
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
Sorator13: niiiice
FPNY41: interactive decks are best decks
r10pez10: every dead body becoming eternalized
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice this creature: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
Sorator13: I just noticed Alex taps counterclockwise. Interesting.
LRRbot: Nurturing Pixie [W] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one target non-Faerie, nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If a permanent was returned this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
CrossXhunteR: this stormchaser's talent is a board all unto itself
e_bloc: can you show titular pixie on twitch
LRRbot: Stormchaser's Talent [U] | Enchantment — Class | When this Class enters, create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess. / {3}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / {5}{U}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess.
r10pez10: there were pixies on thunder junction?
thraximore:
CrossXhunteR: !decklists
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Arcum's Astrolabe [S] | Snow Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
Vinewood_OG: Dah duh tish
Sorator13:
ContingentCat: Happy pride
ContingentCat:
e_bloc: you can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs, any good cook will tell you that
CrossXhunteR: !card nurturing pixie
LRRbot: Nurturing Pixie [W] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one target non-Faerie, nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If a permanent was returned this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
e_bloc: that pixie has been gigantic
spawnofhastur: how does anyone beat nurturing pixie plus pre-war formalwear?
r10pez10: great games tonight
schordash:
LRRbot: Defiled Crypt // Cadaver Lab | Defiled Crypt [3B] | Enchantment — Room | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a 2/2 black Horror enchantment creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn. // Cadaver Lab [B] | Enchantment — Room | When you unlock this door, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Mustang_Redcloak: Nowhere to Run
ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot Had this conversation in an academic conference yesterday. Technically, an astrolabe could be considered a type of analog computer.
LRRbot: Omen of the Dead [B] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.
dutchmoose: biting palm ninja would be hot
BeefcakeEmperor: !decklist
spawnofhastur: this deck is literally just a bunch of pauper decks welder together it's sick
DigitalSeahorse:
nevyn666: same same but different?
CrossXhunteR: staring... at the blank page before you
Diabore: @spawnofhastur the problem is the sauder is dual lands
Diabore: solder? that looks better
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r10pez10: damn it's the theme song from hit travel car show road quest
Sorator13: oh, that slide needs updating
Sorator13: MTG is not on Thursdays anymore
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PhorrestGaze:
pixie
thraximore:
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Sorator13: mom!
schordash:
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
thraximore: gosh that art is stunning
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
n0tboy_: pickle?
Sorator13: It's the "I want to find out what happened" kind of detective, not the "I'm a cop and I got promoted" kind of detective
LRRbot: Trial of Ambition [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / When a Cartouche you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: is ben scarred by oppo agent from facing esper flash
thraximore: honestly, it's mostly selfless squire he's afraid of
n0tboy_: she's notorious for stuff like inkshield
LRRbot: Archon of Emeria [2W] | Creature — Archon [2/3] | Flying / Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. / Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
r10pez10: hammer of nazahn i guess
dumbo3k: toughness 2 or less, no?
Mustang_Redcloak: uwu
averythetiger: Toughness, not power. Can't grab Archon
bububu__01: angel!!! you cant get archon!!!
n0tboy_: juuuuudge
Sorator13:
Owl_on_Caffeine: Can't get Archon with the white one.
dumbo3k:
PhorrestGaze:
LRRbot: Spyglass Siren [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a Map token.
flatluigi: is this game 2 or 3, i was away
Sorator13: This is game 1, match 3
spawnofhastur: Match 3 game 1
letsbelgo: archon is an illegal target!
flatluigi: third set, thank you
letsbelgo: right to jail
DigitalSeahorse:
PhorrestGaze: just a little walk back
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: proceed to cheat step
Spades_Slicc: Haywire might what?
Micalovits: I was hungry, sorry
LRRbot: Ethersworn Canonist [1W] | Artifact Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Each player who has cast a nonartifact spell this turn can't cast additional nonartifact spells.
LRRbot: Sunpearl Kirin [1W] | Creature — Kirin [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it was a token, draw a card.
flatluigi: !card trial of ambition
LRRbot: Trial of Ambition [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / When a Cartouche you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
Micalovits: Did have one floating
Sorator13: !card avacyn's pilgrim
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
J_trans_rights: who’s table friending?
Micalovits: Urzas Saga is a fair and balanced card
Sorator13: @J_trans_rights Alex
DigitalSeahorse: Alex
J_trans_rights: k that’s what I thought
r10pez10: good sealion impression though
ohnoes42: Esper Pixie the most standard legal canlander deck I've ever played
MegaDosX: Teehee
ohnoes42: My version was at 38 standard legal cards it rips
MegaDosX: Angel your deck is too shiny for the card reader
Sorator13: !card portable hole
LRRbot: Portable Hole [W] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
schordash: supplied by acme??
tehfewl: the P hole
LRRbot: Portable Hole [W] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
scrambled_doot: !decklists
CrossXhunteR: seam rip definitely gets pixie'd in standard, and rip is like hole
ContingentCat: I guess a bag would also be a portable hole
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
MegaDosX: This card slaps
CrossXhunteR: was wondering if the zenith was in the deck. hot
Strebenherz: edge of eternities synergy shenanigans
J_trans_rights: what if you aracnogenesis’d someone’s life?
LRRbot: Trial of Ambition [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / When a Cartouche you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
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LRRbot: Erode [W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
flatluigi: it's in standard!
bububu__01: boy why you so standard
Micalovits: It not being a MH3 card is insane
J_trans_rights: standard legal path to exile
nevyn666: never swing into settle mana up
r10pez10: oh it hits planeswalkers
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
Sorator13: It's destroy instead of exile, but it hits planeswalkers in addition to creatures. Pretty solid tradeoff.
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
MegaDosX: I got a Quantum Riddler at my EOE prerelease but just haven't found a home for it yet in my EDH decks >_>
Micalovits: You simply put it in a blue deck
Cavemanhar: !decklist
LRRbot: Fear of Isolation [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [2/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Flying
bububu__01: or sell it for edh cards
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
MegaDosX: I mean true
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX i too got one at prerelease and sold it to my LGS that weekend because i just didnt see how good it was
MegaDosX: Those are both options
LRRbot: Nurturing Pixie [W] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one target non-Faerie, nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If a permanent was returned this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
flatluigi: game actions!
DigitalSeahorse:
schordash:
Sorator13: who gave Wheeler's deck a trampoline? *boing* *boing*
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
ohnoes42: My locals now hate pixie they call it incredibly annoying but boy do you take game actions
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
schordash:
think not and be punished not
WalrusOntheCourt: Joined just in time to see the Wheeler show!
ohnoes42: I love this deck so much
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
ohnoes42: Been cooking on a mardu version too
spawnofhastur: @ohnoes42 i think you could even do a jeskai version
dungeonmasteralek: Mardu pixie sounds sick
CrossXhunteR: i really like how this deck is just doing the esper pixie thing
dungeonmasteralek: but I'm mardu pilled
spawnofhastur: Chainsaw
CrossXhunteR: roaring furnace
spawnofhastur: Stifle and Phlage is always a good time
CrossXhunteR: brightglass gearhulk grabs pixie
scrambled_doot: Amped Raptor with Pixie is a DRUG
ohnoes42: Krotash and I have talked a lot about 4c
CrossXhunteR: and gearhulk also grabs mockingbird
MegaDosX: !card mockingbird
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
spawnofhastur: the thing that i've learned in highlander is that arena of glory and phlage just wins games
n0tboy_: can we get a link fam
DigitalSeahorse: I think someone just put some allergens in my air
DigitalSeahorse: achoo
LRRbot: Figure of Fable [{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {G/W}: This creature becomes a Kithkin Scout with base power and toughness 2/3. / {1}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Scout, it becomes a Kithkin Soldier with base power and toughness 4/5. / {3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Soldier, it becomes a Kithkin Avatar with base power and toughness 7/8 and protection from each of your opponents.
r10pez10: wheeler call richii
LRRbot: Hushwood Verge | Land | {T}: Add {G}. / {T}: Add {W}. Activate only if you control a Forest or a Plains.
LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature — Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
MegaDosX: Small ouphe
Strebenherz: Get Ouphe'd!
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
CrossXhunteR: twins basil
Strebenherz: !
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
spawnofhastur: DOUBLE BLOCK THE OUPHE
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
ElektroTal: Damn. I'll have what she's having
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Strebenherz: i need to tune in to more canadian highlander. all of these cards are just immensely cracked, and there's a lot of recent ones i'm going "oh, i overlooked that and it's nonsense"
schordash: reminds me of jacob going "verrryy gooood nelsonn" during oki oki way back when
flatluigi: canlander is _incredibly_ fun to watch
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
r10pez10: 100%
spawnofhastur: @Strebenherz you're 1v1 singleton format of choice is the best way to play magic
spawnofhastur: i can spell
flatluigi: if you go to the lrrmtg youtube channel there's also a regular showcase series for canlander called north 100 showdown
hidingbox: stinkweed imp doesn't go i that deck, wheeler
LRRbot: Elite Spellbinder [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.
LRRbot: Tinybones Joins Up [B] | Legendary Enchantment | When Tinybones Joins Up enters, any number of target players each discard a card. / Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, any number of target players each mill a card and lose 1 life.
flatluigi: i love tinybones
Strebenherz: @spawnofhastur fair nuff, but it's definitely neat to see various *really really good* cards
CrossXhunteR: it's no hopeless nightmare
schordash: 🤏🤠
ToastyLoaff: Love the nail color
TheSteelMisting: @ToastyLoaff ben is on flick
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
MegaDosX: Grim
dutchmoose: the full art thraben inspector looks amazing
schordash:
alex
DigitalSeahorse:
Mustang_Redcloak: According to Wheeler last week, "The more off the rails the stream, the better."
schordash:
ElektroTal: More like thraybenjamin inspector am I rite
MegaDosX: Good joke Shivam
ElektroTal: Whassop
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: POW
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Momentum Breaker [1B] | Enchantment | Start your engines! / When this enchantment enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature or Vehicle of their choice. Each opponent who can't discards a card. / {2}, Sacrifice this enchantment: You gain life equal to your speed.
hidingbox: This has got to be on of the games where the initiative has passed back and forth many times
hidingbox: one of the few*
BeefcakeEmperor: Karn no!
e_bloc: looks like you blew a seal
DigitalSeahorse: oil or icker?
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Mustang_Redcloak: The new legendary Vedalken. "Bob, Guilty Survivor"
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
DigitalSeahorse: 1/1
Micalovits: Technically speed is at 3 I think, but probably won't matter
DigitalSeahorse: I hope I don't need to start antihistamines again
Micalovits: Also went up last turn from the fetch
r10pez10: the one with the cruise ship?
Micalovits: o7
MegaDosX: Mods, VIP that guy
ohnoes42: Pixie grinds in the creature match up
Juliamon:
mods can't vip 
ohnoes42: The combo matchup is nightmare fuel
r10pez10: do you mean a hockey stick
calculated_uncertainties: the panalyst wheel?
MegaDosX: @Juliamon Skill issue (affectionate)
Sibwow: !patreon
r10pez10: they're not that expensive actually
kumatsu: the thing I keep wanting to find used is a kotatsu
DigitalSeahorse: that's a lot of majong tables
r10pez10: the other option is like, mahjong playing cards instead of tiles
kumatsu: Majohngfice
MegaDosX: They should do another remake of Casino Royale, but this time instead of replacing Baccarat with Poker, they replace it with Magic the Gathering
r10pez10: but if you're not using tiles is it really mahjong
SubscribensteinsMonster: maj-base
r10pez10: next to the crokinole board on the wall
PhorrestGaze: new Lrr streams are now 50% mahjong
tehfewl: a mahjong parlor perhaps?
ToastyLoaff: @r10pez10 I think thats Plinko
dutchmoose: bet that feels so good for the tile
CrossXhunteR: ben, what are your points
r10pez10: do you want us to ban you, wheeler?
DigitalSeahorse:
thin majong
iPsyop: it's my fault, I ate Bens' points
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
schordash:
MegaDosX: @CrossXhunteR Triple mox and White Plume Adventurer from memory
ArcOfTheConclave: HoW mAnY mOxEn ArE yOu RuNnInG?
Dog_of_Myth:
kumatsu: an actual judge call I got once was "Judge, can you make sure I put lands in my teammate's deck?"
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: heeeyyy maaaaann whaaaat diddjuuu put iinn myy waaaatterrrr
Vinewood_OG: Hey man. You got a dart in your neck!
MegaDosX: Is this a quiet return of the horse joke?
BeefcakeEmperor: all I can think of is "sugar water"
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
DigitalSeahorse:
hidingbox: Think about it as drawing negative points for your opponent
LoadingReadyRun: what are alternative uses for an automatic mahjong table? sorting lego? building a jega tower?
MegaDosX: !card surgical suite
LRRbot: Surgical Suite // Hospital Room | Surgical Suite [1W] | Enchantment — Room | When you unlock this door, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Hospital Room [3W] | Enchantment — Room | Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun Crokinole
LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Stunning Savior [1{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Venom Blast — Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
MegaDosX: (Angel should also be at 19 from the Flooded Strand)
r10pez10: that is a cool idea
DigitalSeahorse: that sounds like a neat idea
tehfewl: the auto shuffling ones already use magnets
LRRbot: Abandoned Air Temple | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land. / {T}: Add {W}. / {3}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
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LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven — {1}{W}: Choose a color. This creature gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
schordash:
why are wheeler and alex intermittently stuck on .5 speed?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: sparky shows up during canlander
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Spades_Slicc: @schordash That's just your ping
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
LRRbot: Rescuer Chwinga [1W] | Creature — Elemental Spirit [2/2] | Flash / Natural Shelter — When this creature enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand.
schordash:
@Spades_Slicc dang it
LRRbot: Brutal Cathar [2W] (back: Moonrage Brute) | Creature — Human Soldier Werewolf [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brutal Cathar, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Daybound
MegaDosX:
Everyone's favourite mechanic
Sorator13: Paul had daybound/nightbound at the ready, but not start your engines? Incredible
kumatsu:
they cannot Improvise 
bububu__01: i have literally never seen this chwinga card, and i spend hours each day looking at cards
LRRbot: Sunpearl Kirin [1W] | Creature — Kirin [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it was a token, draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: suddenly day overlay
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
letsbelgo: @bububu__01 respect the chwinga
schordash:
paul got me second guessing myself 
MegaDosX: Really seems to be wrecking you huh
DigitalSeahorse:
@schordash 
LRRbot: Surrak, Elusive Hunter [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/3] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
ohnoes42: Find the grim bauble wheels I believe
LRRbot: Boomerang Basics [U] | Sorcery — Lesson | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you controlled that permanent, draw a card.
LRRbot: Tithing Blade [1B] (back: Consuming Sepulcher) | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Craft with creature {4}{B}
LRRbot: Aviary Mechanic [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Wow
circusofkirkus: the evil has been defeated!
iPsyop: get absolutely whooped lol.. n
MegaDosX: That was comprehensive
CrossXhunteR: he had the ideal game 1, and then games 2 and 3 happened
BeefcakeEmperor: Clap Clap Clap
miles_schmuck: Why were all creatures enter tapped?
Strebenherz: wheeler, doing a really nice pile shuffle, then angel just stabs him
MegaDosX: !card spider-woman, stunning
LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Stunning Savior [1{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Venom Blast — Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Stunning Savior [1{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Venom Blast — Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
ToastyLoaff: transmute stuff?
CrossXhunteR: play bad cards to make your bad cards better
CrossXhunteR: like share and subscribe
Micalovits: #BlameJames
Strebenherz: okay smooth and i chuckled
schordash:
hidingbox: Already another PPR??
Micalovits: Happens often when there are like 10 sets per year
schordash:
thank you for good canlander as always~ 
WiJohn: @hidingbox It's the new weekly stream here on Twitch TV!
CrossXhunteR: words, like Captain America
circusofkirkus: Wheeler's a Marvel fanboy, confirmed
letsbelgo: new samwise card is cracked
hidingbox: @WiJohn Ok, dear...
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: was? D:
schordash:
Vinewood_OG:
schordash:
Vinewood_OG: Wooooo
schordash:
Micalovits: Oh, they are going to Twitch Chat!
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX:
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: What's next, euchre?
schordash:
let's fookin goooo, bridge!
CrossXhunteR: when rummikub
Micalovits: Bridge is a very good card game
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
Viewers_Like_You: Honestly I'd love to see some more Cribbage
schordash: rummy when?
ContingentCat: Its
tehfewl: wake me up for Gin Rummy
Vinewood_OG: I used to play municipal bridge, but I fell off
DigitalSeahorse: play crazy 8s
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm in for penochle (sp?)
calculated_uncertainties: Euchre is fun, but confusing
ContingentCat: They're classics
Cptasparagus: the midwest game
MegaDosX: Euchre takes some figuring out yeah
DigitalSeahorse: could play Snap but it would be loud
schordash: that deck building ityc was great
DigitalSeahorse: a game of hearts
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Spades
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