beowuuf: book 8 / paido hype
beowuuf: assuming it's LW today and not some other gamebook
Juliamon: They've said it's LW yes
beowuuf: cool
LoadingReadyRun: The Jungle of Horrors!
TXC2: title change!
Invitare: isn't that most jungles?
Juliamon: Some are fun and games
Invitare: spiders, snakes, jaguars. All pretty horrific
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The horror
beowuuf: this is a weird one where nothing bad happens and it's just a nice stroll in to a top tourist destionation. Lots of choosing pool drinks, etc
Invitare: nothing bad happens, but there are wretched bird everywhere
beowuuf: plot twist: the real jungle was our twisted emotions for the friend we made along the way
Invitare: should we take bets on how long it takes to lose the horse this time?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Adam has animal control, invisibility, huntmastery, and pathmanship, right?
beowuuf: believe so
PharaohBender27: !next
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beowuuf:
TXC2:
PharaohBender27
PharaohBender27:
xantos69: Hey kids
Juliamon: the real horror is the jungle being clearcut
PharaohBender27: ^
TXC2: damn right
Invitare: oh no, it's all palm trees
Invitare: they're producing oil
RockPusher: Recoil at the soil erosion!
TheMerricat: Chat, the real horror is man.
beowuuf: spoilers!
RockPusher: Remember when Captain Planet villains seemed unrealistic
Earthenone: remember when idocracy was a dystopian comedy?
TheMerricat: _and_ cartoonish? AND there was hope?
beowuuf: remember when idiocracy wasa satire not aspirational
Earthenone:
TXC2: CONTACT
Seneschal_JWS: YESSSSSS....
Seneschal_JWS: GHOST SHIP. CURSED VOYAGE.
Nigouki: hallo
Electrodyne: Are we choosing our own adventures?
Whisle:
xantos69: So... Anybody want to write up a new series of books for Adam to work through once he finishes these?
lirazel64: Perfect Saturday.
RockPusher: Oh, *Chill* challenge. Thought it said Chili challenge and now I want chili…
ArdCollider: 'ning chat
Seneschal_JWS: @Electrodyne Ya. Should be Lone Wolf Book8, Jungle of Horrors.
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TXC2: hello Nigouki and Vinewood_OG and ArdCollider welcome
beowuuf:
i mean book 32 part 1 is literally just launched, so.... he's still got quite the few to do if he wanted 
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Wouldn't miss this for the world. Thank God, I have insomnia
ArdCollider: my mom got me one of the Lone Wolf books years ago... from the grocery store magazine rack. no idea how that happened
Seneschal_JWS: I assume he'll take a bit of a break between 12 & 13 (subseries break), and 20/21. But yeah, long way to go.
Sarah_Serinde: Hello chat
beowuuf: o/
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: hi Sarah_Serinde
ArdCollider: (I'm not from the UK. sudden mind-blowing gritty CYOA from the UK not really a grocery item)
Vinewood_OG: @xantos69 Writing is so hard. But if we have to combine all our powers to make more CYA for this, I'm in!
RockPusher:
It's a Sarah_Serinde 
Seneschal_JWS:
And that's not mentioning Grey Star, Autumn Snow, or the Bonus adventures... 
Sarah_Serinde:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: My mom used to go to this used book store in Michigan. On the first wall on the left a little ways from the start was Lone Wolf and other gamebooks.
beowuuf:
@Seneschal_JWS there's a three part huntress series too 
Sarah_Serinde: nice going live photo
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Also right at the entrance was a section with random Tabletop RPG books of the era.
beowuuf:
@Sarah_Serinde i parced that as the live photo doing something wrong
Seneschal_JWS: I bought Lone Wolf 4 from a school book fair when I was a kid. FIrst book I ever bought myself.
Sarah_Serinde:
@beowuuf that is fair 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ArdCollider I mean, it was released in the US as well.
MenomeAlice: Time for the adventures of Lone Wolf...and his numerous friends. But he's definitely lone and edgy.
Haz_Themself: @ArdCollider I live in Nottingham UK near Games Workshop, and our local library has a lot of the vintage Steve Jackson CYOAs in a glass cabinet 'by reservation only'
loufghyslaufey: "Bradley Rains"? Is they new?
Juliamon: I actually didn't grow up with cyoa books other than a couple of the licensed Mario ones, which were actually pretty good
beowuuf: rolling!
TXC2: loufghyslaufey no, he's done work for LRR for YEARS
Hedonistic_Mushroom:
Juliamon: Bradley doesn't even make music anymore
Foxmar320:
Astramentha: 💙💙💙💙💙
jadielady: hey y'all
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: hello jadielady welcome
Hedonistic_Mushroom:
TXC2: Hello Adam and Beej
beowuuf: hey adam! hey beej! hey paul!
accountmadeforants: A crumb sirs, please
shendaras:
letsbelgo: im crawling
beowuuf: fair
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Sarah_Serinde: Oh okay I'll go run an errand then
beowuuf: yay!
loufghyslaufey: Kay, but only cuz I mostly see BGCs stringing the playlist... often.
DBVideoStrikeTeam: Please mr mayor
lamina5432: yeah we came to see beej's face
Terr0rc0tta: hey, a book
Foxmar320: Book!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Please
TXC2: YAY BOOK!
Haz_Themself:
Actually catching a LRR stream LIVE for the first time (stupid time zones) after being a fan since 2018 
Vinewood_OG: Natural Heel
accountmadeforants: "I just won a billion dollars, goodbye poors"
TXC2: hello Haz_Themself welcome
PharaohBender27: @Haz_Themself Welcome!
TXC2: Hello Paul on tech
Astramentha: @haz_themself congrats!!!!
TheMerricat: Chat does anyone else remember the One on One CYOA books? They were PvP CYOA books where two people each got their own book representing one side of the story and competed against each other?
TXC2: !patreon
Sarah_Serinde: @loufghyslaufey They added Bradley Rains' stuff to the playlist a bit before the last season of Friday Nights, because he did the music for that. But has done a lot of music for LRR over the years, especially old videos
RockPusher: We did this‽
RockPusher: We're to blame‽
Vinewood_OG: I got 5 on it🎶
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TheMerricat They were made by the same writer as Lone Wolf
Twilight_Spark: You haven't, you have the Kai Power of Ghost Visage.
MenomeAlice: @RockPusher Bloodborne voice: It's all our fault!
Sarah_Serinde: Somewhere around that
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat Holy cow I just looked them up and they were even published by TSR!
TXC2: !store
Seneschal_JWS: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE (of horrors). WE'VE GOT FUN AND RANDOM NUMBER TABLES.
Whisle:
1000 buck a month, ey!
beowuuf: @TheMerricat each had a single player game in the front too
TXC2:
also still Winter in the UK it seems
Nigouki: it doesn't get that cold there, they actually keep their piping on the outside
TXC2: !dragonshield
DoodlestheGreat: Stained glass windows...
Invitare: @TXC2 Look, our weather is trying its best.
Invitare: it's just a little confused
beowuuf: double buck? doubuck?
accountmadeforants: "We should send them one singular sleeve as payment"
TXC2:
Invitare it's June, where's the Sun?
e_bloc:
4444
Seneschal_JWS: GW fact, Joe Dever (Lone Wolf author) was also one of GW's earliest employees and wrote some of the earlier Warhammer books. (He left when he got a publishing contract for Lone Wolf enough to make that his full time job)
IanAllenBird: o/
beowuuf:
It raining heavily in june is the only way the weather has been normal this year
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Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe that's helpful when narrating a book
Invitare: @TXC2 It's back in the past. Like, a week ago... two weeks? Whenever that happened
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the office sweatband
RockPusher: Huff! That! Merchandise!
lamina5432: mmm chemicals
beowuuf: ben?
TXC2:
Invitare yeap that one week were we had 20c+ weather
accountmadeforants: The spawn
RockPusher: A Very Special Email™
Seneschal_JWS: Ben Devere!
beowuuf: ben dever??? cool
beowuuf: yeah, devere is actually the family name, joe made dever his pen name
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Beej Devere
Seneschal_JWS: Joe changed it from de Vere to Dever, then Ben "back" to Devere.
lochnessseammonster:
beowuuf: ooh, book 32 part 1?
CaptainSpam: The Bens are taking over LRR!
Wolfstrike_NL: Heck yea, cool!
beowuuf: yeah, part 2 will be out byu the time you get there
accountmadeforants: Sick!
Krektogar: good day everyone!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is cool
Vinewood_OG: Looking forward to it
Hedonistic_Mushroom: First on LRR
YFiddler:
TXC2: hello Krektogar welcome
beowuuf: LOL
RockPusher:
Twilight_Spark: Still, that's kind.
e_bloc: Holy shit there are 32?
TXC2: wild that's he'd write that
beowuuf:
@e_bloc 33 after the second part comes out
Seneschal_JWS: @e_bloc *33. That''s 32 part 1, there'll be a 32 part 2.
IcewindBilbo: thats really cool of him
beowuuf: that's really cool
lochnessseammonster: it's about the journey
e_bloc: Tell them Adam can be the VA for the video game adaptation
accountmadeforants: We need the build-up to whatever nonsense happens by then
GamerCat88: we gotta learn how we become the best Kai master
beowuuf: i don't have mine yet cause i'm getting the backwardly compatible collector's edition
beowuuf: o7 to project aon and all the work those people did in editing, that eventually went in to the new versions
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam, can we tell you minecraft Steve is comming to SF6 in year 4 yet?
Seneschal_JWS: @beowuuf I am a foolish nerd/collector and bought both the DE and the CE.
beowuuf: @Seneschal_JWS LOL. fair.
Nigouki: god, looking back, Y2K would have been so useful for society
TXC2:
Wolfstrike_NL man I was so far off with my picks for season 4
beowuuf: this will be the last gary chalk until the end sadly. Brian williams is good, but less stylised
lochnessseammonster:
accountmadeforants: @Nigouki I mean maybe not the "planes falling from the sky" prediction that might be bad.
GamerCat88: tiffa
DoodlestheGreat: Some scary thingamabobs.
accountmadeforants: A fair few Street Fighter characters are quite short, too. (Like Ryu)
raulghoulia: bring back Necro
TXC2: I was expecting just the 1 new character
accountmadeforants: I'm so fucking glad the Vega leak didn't come true.
beowuuf: ask for new character, complain how busted new character is and that everyone is playing them,
TheMerricat:
So you do realize Tifa is an old charater. 
accountmadeforants: Screw the "oooh one of the OG world warriors" thing. I'm fine with a game without Vega.
e_bloc: As long as none of the new characters marry their step siblings
Micalovits: Who?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm excited to check out Gothic 1 Remake. It came out yesterday.
Twilight_Spark: One of those is definitely more famous.
Wolfstrike_NL:
(sorry for sending on a rant )
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I know him from Magic cards, and literally nothing else
Vinewood_OG: Not you, you're cut.
Twilight_Spark: Anyway, I'm for ecoterrorist group AVALANACHE.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Tekken also previously got Noctis from FF15
lamina5432: not a fighting gamer and tifa is tempting
TheMerricat:
Reminder that there WAS a fighting game where the FF7 cast showed up in already.
accountmadeforants: I'm calling it right now, we're getting a re-run of the "nude Chun-Li mod on the tournament organizer's PC" thing but with Tifa.
SquareDotCube: That means a lot of crap Tifa players too so look forward to a bunch of newbies blundering their ways into the upper ranks
Seneschal_JWS: Sephiroth. Complete with sword, and METEOR.
RealGamerCow: Good saturday to all my fellow Lone Wolf Pack member
Electrodyne: Wakka throwing blitzballs
TXC2:
I don't know, Striker did real well in MK3 with an Uzi
raulghoulia: Round 2
hieroglyphica: Hello all! I've got chronic fatigue and have decided this is more interesting than a nap! That says a lot
RealGamerCow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 150 months!
RealGamerCow: Holy moly 150 months was so long ago
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ShaneLeeAtk: Calls down the orbital strike
beowuuf:
@hieroglyphica
TXC2: hello hieroglyphica welcom
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imagine if it had been Zell
TXC2: !welcome
Twilight_Spark: The maze!
GamerCat88: recap
accountmadeforants: There was the creepy hand
Wolfstrike_NL: Thunderdude!
PharaohBender27: We lost our ouede
accountmadeforants: That somehow eats brains
GamerCat88: thunder noise
Vinewood_OG: Previously on Xmen
RockPusher:
Twilight_Spark: We beat some evil dude in the evil castle and got another Lorestone of powerupness.
beowuuf: you went to a castle, nicked a lorestone, it fell over. Giant hand. Weird illusion. maze we just climed out of
Haz_Themself: @RealGamerCow KAI 4 LYFE brother
TXC2: Previously....on Avatar
CaptainSpam:
"We started on page 1..." Hoooooo boy. 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: gotta have a brand, and ours is running away
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Can't forget the giant hand
Seneschal_JWS: Murdered a friendly guy.
Juliamon: Eventually we noclipped out of the maze
IcewindBilbo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months, currently on a 112 month streak!
IcewindBilbo: Looking forward to seeing what sound effects this book will have
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RockPusher:
beowuuf: got a puzzle wrong, assumed you got it right, then got gassed
e_bloc: Imagine if there was a quick TV show like recap
Twilight_Spark: It was a brainsucker hand.
Seneschal_JWS: I like the escalation from Book 1 "didn't help friend" to Book 8 "Murdered friend"
e_bloc: There was a maze for some reason
Vinewood_OG: The unmaze
beowuuf:
it was a long stream
Seneschal_JWS: Got a puzzle wrong, assumed you got it right, MADE A SPEECH ABOUT BEING A BUILT DIFFERENT GENIUS, got gassed.
TXC2: some people pay for that service
SnackPak_: whatever works
lochnessseammonster:
beowuuf:
@Seneschal_JWS oops, that was indeed an important aspect
fragilepaper:
GamerCat88: no it was way better the way you did it
Twilight_Spark: You certainly don't have to do that.
lochnessseammonster: before is so much better
beowuuf: hubris and being killed by doors
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: To be fair, you thought it was correct for a bit.
MilkInBags: you're tall
Twilight_Spark: We respect you as a matter of course, definitely.
lochnessseammonster: well you are very tall
beowuuf: i love lone wolf can kill you with a door at least once
TXC2: Adam and his own hubris, name a better duo
Darth_Litigious: what makes you think we respect you?
A_Dub888: Hor or what?
itsr67: wawa
Twilight_Spark: The Kai Power of Generational Talent?
beowuuf: @TXC2 i like it as a thruple with the consequences of his own actions
e_bloc: It's a misnomer--its actually a rainforest
MilkInBags: wait give me 5 minutes
lochnessseammonster:
yep
SnackPak_: I need more tea
DoodlestheGreat: No no, Jungle of Hores is a completely different gig. And not safe for Twitch.
TXC2: beowuuf even better
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Also some of Adam's ability will get stronger.
hieroglyphica: I'm making brownies because I need a little treat for staying awake
A_Dub888: @TXC2 James and drawing lands
GamerCat88: " Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. "
beowuuf: suyn eagle, similar hands
Invitare: we need 25 minutes though. A nice even quarter-metric hour
MilkInBags: time stone
TXC2: A_Dub888 a strong contender
Twilight_Spark: If you have side-effects from Nyxator after 4 hours, talk to a doctor.
GamerCat88: Kai Kona
TXC2: the magna Kaita ?
Invitare: shouldn't have made that pledge. Now you've actually got to do work
Haz_Themself: @GamerCat88 Kaikona brother hoorah
Seneschal_JWS: "Dude claims he got mystic powers from meditating on crystals, writes self-help book about it"
GamerCat88: @Haz_Themself Hell yeah brother
beowuuf: you've killed foreigners in the south, and the south east. which foreigners will you get to kill next?
beowuuf: thatnks mods
CaptainSpam: yaaaaaaay
Twilight_Spark: The prison of energy requires 40GW of power and we need to build capacity for that.
beowuuf: powerful mages just shut it behind a power shield and let it be someone else's problem
Seneschal_JWS: Elder Magi Conga Line
GamerCat88: Skarn kai
beowuuf: aki amaz to the darklords
NightValien28: yay I love this, happy saturday everyone
Twilight_Spark: You have two wolves inside you.
Twilight_Spark: That's just a thing about being a Kai.
GasCityGaming: D&D?
Seneschal_JWS: "the third was named Jeff, which means... Jeff."
TXC2: competitive CYOA
beowuuf: there have been multiple RPGs
accountmadeforants: That's also MUDs
TheMerricat:
I figured the other one was one of the people we murder hoboed on the way in. 
e_bloc: Isn't that just like until. Dawn
e_bloc: Man I spent much of my teens in muds
TXC2: if only
beowuuf:
wait, you're back to school again? but your a massssssster 
xantos69: This is good news. We are finally getting book smart instead of just punchy good.
GamerCat88: Danarg (tips hat)
Invitare: where were these magi people when the Kai were being slaughtered. That's what I want to know
beowuuf: cener druids are bad news
lamina5432: theres kind of multiplayer, but they are more like DnD esk books where you are just in a party
Twilight_Spark: You can't get nouns like this from an LLM.
AleisAlpto:
RatherLargeToad: Evil is better at franchising
TXC2: what do they mean by "crater of a volcano" ?
beowuuf: the redeemers from book 2 were like the people who went 'we feel bad for helping the cener, sorry, let's be healers'
MenomeAlice: PREDICTION: We're getting eaten by a giant venus fly trap at some point in this one
beowuuf: @TXC2 don't even worry about it
Haz_Themself: @TXC2 A caldera, I guess?
TXC2: Haz_Themself yeah that's what I'm worried about
TXC2:
beowuuf but I'm a mighty worrier
beowuuf:
gnaag. all my homies hate gnaag
Seneschal_JWS:
@beowuuf Hey, Cadak is bae
MenomeAlice: Bless you
GamerCat88: did we start our journey of kai master at 10
e_bloc: I want the rest of the book to just be a quiz on this lore
beowuuf: @TXC2 oh, sorry, i thought you were a mighty warrior. carry on.
Invitare: you'd think that after the last dark lord was killed they'd have chosen a less dark lord to replace them
shendaras: We still have the sword of nuclear fire, right?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @shendaras Of course
Vinewood_OG: Nice
MenomeAlice: He's a maths genius. They accidentally chose a Dork Lord.
beowuuf: @shendaras yup, though apparently we use it to spank people until they stop being bad? according to beej
Krektogar: wait, my last name has an umlaut. am I evil?
TXC2: "how evil am I? my name has TWO glottal stops!"
GamerCat88: Kor-Skarn and seven years ago
MenomeAlice: @Krektogar Evil or metal
beowuuf: then we get a friend! friend paido! yay to paido!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Krektogar you're not NOT evil.
letfireraindown watched 15 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
y
A_Dub888: into darkness like the hit Star Trek movie?
Seneschal_JWS: @beowuuf DON'T TELL PAIDO ABOUT THE GUY WE KILLED
Twilight_Spark: Damn, we didn't go from Primate to Monkey?
DoodlestheGreat: "Meanwhile, somewhere in the woods, Aunt Martha is lying in a ditch..."
lochnessseammonster:
beowuuf: @Seneschal_JWS look, it's not liek that guy was his brother he briefly mentioned in book 7 or anything, i'm sure he'd be chill with it
DoodlestheGreat: @Twilight_Spark I'd have expected to Ape.
TXC2:
A_Dub888 the Shit Star Trek movie more like
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Means you have also completed the Circle Of Light.
Seneschal_JWS: @GamerCat88 15. Lone Wolf was just a kind of lazy student at the start, his only virtue was not being dead.
RockPusher: Do we still have any Oede?
GamerCat88:
@Seneschal_JWS ahh thank you, lore keeper 
RockPusher: All Oede Straight Flushed
e_bloc: We're just a cool jungle brother
RockPusher: Strength Training hard-to-reach muscles
Vinewood_OG: Peasant's safe deposit box
Isaac3567: Damn, I'm late. Hope I didn't miss too much.
Twilight_Spark: Huh?
Invitare: that's interesting Adam, but how did Lone Wolf keep his gold safe?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @DoodlestheGreat Monkey is in between Primate and Ape. All apes are monkeys, and all monkeys are primates.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Check out the Improved Disciplines before section 1.
PharaohBender27:
@Invitare 
beowuuf: @Seneschal_JWS inattention saved his life after all
TXC2: exactly why men need to do keagals as well
Twilight_Spark: Fuck, yet another week on the grind. Danarg.
realbadatthis_: is that why sonic drops rings when he gets hit?
Haz_Themself: forgot to do kegels and lost 500 bucks
Nigouki: we give it COVID
beowuuf: forever, they die from lack of hunting ability
DoodlestheGreat: It also gets you half off on pints of ale every Happy Hour.
beowuuf: they get sad thye can't appreciate candles the same anymore
e_bloc: Out here just gaslighting animals
beowuuf: who needs such things for a swamp
Darth_Litigious: Didn't animal control before just let you kill creatures with your mind?
beowuuf:
"invisibility" like a gillie suit, not like actual spell
GamerCat88: we get predator cloaking
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It came up once when you read book 7
beowuuf: fire seeds! fire seeds!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and the weed, right?
TXC2: we get the social kind of invisibility where you can be in the middle of a room but no one notices
RockPusher: but what if we had three ropes?
GamerCat88: huzah weed
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You don't even need rope to climb.
Invitare: surely the people from this magic city could replace your lost items
Seneschal_JWS: TAKE THE FIRE SEEDS
lochnessseammonster: name one thing you're gonna need the stupid rope for...
SquareDotCube: what about that amulet thing from long ago we never got
tdapenguin: fire seeds do sound cool
beowuuf: we found this backpack on the body of a man apparently left for dead who dragged himself to the shore
TXC2: "is my weed in there?" "Saturday!"
Seneschal_JWS: You're gonna run into a bunch of "Do you have Fire Seeds?" moments over a few books. GET THE FIRE SEEDS
shendaras: cursed voyage...
Juliamon: This feels familiar
Sarah_Serinde: rip to that guy
Seneschal_JWS: TURN THE SHIP AROUND, GO BACK FOR THE SEEDS
Invitare: RIP that old guy from last time
DrLigmaPhD: Jerry Deadman, guide extraordinare
WiJohn: I mean, he could be evil
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we shouldn't name him so it stings less when he dies
Invitare: only the SFX guy survives
couchboyj: Guide Red Shirt
LoadingReadyRun: what's a land locked sea mean?
DoodlestheGreat: OSHA has been investigating his guides.
TXC2: it's a high turnover industry
beowuuf: paido? dead? absoluately not. how could paido ever die? we've never lost anmyone other than all the kai, our guides, 50 border gards, two ships worth of crew...
Seneschal_JWS: RIP "The Stink"
e_bloc: Didn't you have like 50 guys once
DoodlestheGreat: Pie Dough!
beowuuf: vakeros represent!
Juliamon: AND he's Black? He's *so* dead
tdapenguin: @LoadingReadyRun big salty lake. or sometimes just big lake
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun like the Caspian maybe?
DrLigmaPhD: They're describing him as hot
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun Like the great salt lake, the dead sea, or the caspean.
xantos69: He sounds cool and good. Too bad about his impending death.
Invitare: @beowuuf and many horses
Dr_fragenstien: remember when people would randomly recognize us as Kai because we had a green cloak?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Dr_fragenstien The Kai is kind of like a gang
Seneschal_JWS: @Dr_fragenstien That was in our home country, mind you
beowuuf: @Invitare they're all in the farm upstate being cared for by our kai masters who taught us animal kinship
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, it's the magic of Crisco!
A_Dub888: What kind of pie dough are we talking?
xantos69: @Dr_fragenstien That is the classic James Bond nonsense: "We only know one man with that kind of gun. Also that gun is standard issue for all double O's."
TXC2: A_Dub888 filo
Sethalidos: it's a type of ship
letsbelgo: a dhow is a boat
Haz_Themself: The names Paido. Patinthepan Paido
Invitare:
Dhows are dark elves 
Invitare: Adonis?
RatherLargeToad: mmmmm…pie dough
SquareDotCube: *tips hat* Adhonis
Darth_Litigious: So say we all
beowuuf: edward james olmos
Vinewood_OG: So say we all!
Seneschal_JWS: Your dhow is no match for my junk
Invitare: unfortunately Lord Adamas is probably evil and this is a trap
beowuuf: fly headed piece of shit
SquareDotCube: ghorkas... from Slovia...
beowuuf: oh, he's a piece of ship
DrLigmaPhD: Lookin like a Scorn character
GamerCat88: get the Raid spray
LoadingReadyRun: in my imagination, Lord Constable Adamas is played by Edward James Olmos
lochnessseammonster:
TXC2:
English really is a launguage were normal words might be confused for fantasy ones
SquareDotCube: I bet Slovia will be perfect for your vaguely Eastern European accent, Adam
beowuuf:
if onl;y the rest of the sentence described them in any way
Electrodyne: Savidéad O'Connor
Sethalidos: @TXC2 TBF English is really just 27 languages in a trenchcoat
TXC2: Sethalidos it really is
GamerCat88: protect gerhkins
MenomeAlice: We're never getting through the bestiary let alone this book
LoadingReadyRun: ♪ eight large ghorkas, snow white ghorkas ♪
lamina5432: so many proper nouns indeed
beowuuf: begun, the clone wars have
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if my name was Zegron I'd be an angry marauding warlord too
TXC2:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa that or an energy company
PharaohBender27: Oh so our guide might *not* die?
MenomeAlice: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa That or a washing detergent
Invitare: wasn't even vaguely eastern european
xantos69: You didn't sound like you were from Eastern Europe or anything!
GamerCat88: hall pass....
Sarah_Serinde: and good for him
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh I like both of those options, energy company or detergent brand, hm...
beowuuf: except the sommerwserd, which is apparently in our peasant's pocket?
beowuuf: beside the dagger of vashna
beowuuf: i always think the barge route is fun
Seneschal_JWS: GHOST BARGE. CURSED VOYAGE.
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Vinewood_OG: SeaTSD
shendaras: More than one cursed voyage
Invitare: "reliable" horse
DrLigmaPhD: Honse Time
RatherLargeToad: cursed voyage
RockPusher: Start the time-till-no-horse clock!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nothing will happen to your horse
SquareDotCube: horse has never betrayed us'
accountmadeforants: Unless that horse was first on a ship
Invitare: your horses never last until you reach the ocean
shendaras: Horse sinking into swamps, though
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm pretty sure that is wrong
xantos69: Nobody tell him about the Titanic...
Twilight_Spark: I, for one, welcome this long overdue respect for your equine overlords.
Camthelion: horsea
Seneschal_JWS: The Jungle of Honses
TXC2: as god of horses, Posideon would never drown one right?
Micalovits: Damn, thats a nice map
DrLigmaPhD: Teddy Roosevelt took 2 horses to Cuba for war, one swam out to sea and died cause it never made it to land
MenomeAlice: Who ever heard of Selkies
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You are just going to the next city up anyway
Mr_Horrible: can confirm, I walk all the time
TXC2: Space Wolves vs Iron Hands crest
LibraryOfContext: Not even 'Live Long and Prosper'
Invitare: ✋
TXC2: or Luna Wolves even
TalpTheScot: what would adam or beejs crests be?
SquareDotCube: Talk to the Hand
Haz_Themself: @TXC2 i was thinking the same thing omg
Vinewood_OG: So we're replacing Goku smoking a joint?
tdapenguin: "hi, hand, how are you?"
TXC2: Haz_Themself lot of us nerds up in lrrchat
beowuuf: aww, we've missed getting drunk, getting riddled at, and getting necromancered on
DrLigmaPhD: We don't talk to hands, we throw them
GamerCat88: hands are rated E for everyone
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Spades_Slicc: Talk to the hand? Like, the one you killed last book?
beowuuf: cause we never have companions that have lasted this long
itsr67: mouth duct taped shut
TXC2:
calculated_uncertainties 
NightValien28: if link ever did that the community would lose it
couchboyj: He learned the Kai Art of the Non-Silent Protagonist
Invitare: excuuuuse me Princess
MenomeAlice: EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS
beowuuf:
Omnipotrevor: Only in the cartoon
raulghoulia: well excuuuuuse Me Princess
accountmadeforants: Link talked in the CD-i games
DrLigmaPhD: I'd love a LoZ game where he stubs his toe and screams "Fuck!"
SnackPak_: do it nintendo, you cowards
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Link does a lot of implied talking at least in Twilight Princess, which is my only frame of reference
Omnipotrevor: Silent Bob's one line
TXC2:
and he's voiced by Chris Pine
SquareDotCube: Lone Wolf (Voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait)
TXC2: SquareDotCube YES!
couchboyj: I could go for some Pie Dough. Like baked, with some pie filling in it.
LibraryOfContext: @SquareDotCube If he'
SnackPak_: sick dude
Invitare: "I want people to take the river route"
LibraryOfContext: @SquareDotCube If he's not available, Gilbert Godfried
MenomeAlice: They've built roads. It's 300 years until they build drains.
RvLeshrac: Guy pulls up surfing on a horse.
TXC2: LibraryOfContext sadly he's dead
RatherLargeToad: Feel the rain on your skin
beowuuf: nexus only mentions heat and cold not damp
LibraryOfContext: "A brave man enjoys the feeling of the weather on his skin."
beowuuf: i mean you have less people to mourn this time
RvLeshrac: @TXC2 Unfortunately, this no longer guarantees his unavailability.
LibraryOfContext: "A smart man knows when to get out of the rain"
Twilight_Spark: I want this man's ax.
RealGamerCow: then there was the taverrn with the mystery you had to solve
Vinewood_OG: Batt Merry
DrLigmaPhD: Brother got the Chompers5000 XL
RatherLargeToad: I immediately trust this man
SquareDotCube: the widest nose
Haz_Themself: he's got kind eyes
TXC2: also that trench of a septum
LibraryOfContext: Wood teeth like George Washington
GasCityGaming:
No Straight teeth at Pride
SquareDotCube: they're all molars, pulled from his defeated foes
DoodlestheGreat: Fantasy Orthodontist, starring Bill Bixby.
WiJohn: Maybe dwarves are like mice, their teeth just keep growing
DrLigmaPhD: @GasCityGaming Signs outside the Pride boxing ring
SnackPak_:
food
GamerCat88: cake yes please
RvLeshrac: @WiJohn Are you implying that they don't mine, they just wear down the rocks with their teeth?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: From gentlemen to travelers
Seneschal_JWS: We're probably only about 6 months from an isekai of "I was Reincarnated in a gritty and realistic medieval fantasy setting, so I improved health and happiness using my skills as a trained orthodontist."
Nigouki: You catch pneumonia because you're still cold, wet and hungry as you talk into the night
Mr_Horrible: "N-no..."
RealGamerCow: like the mole in Austin Powers
DrLigmaPhD: It's no consequence but you feel a bit bad about it
Mr_Horrible: "I would *LOVE* to have you for dinner..." "okay pal, cool it"
GamerCat88: little mine carts
beowuuf: poisoned? pshah. we've never been poisoned before, can't imagine we'd get poisoned in this book
Mr_Horrible: oh fuck now I want a fantasy setting with a Dwarf-run izakaya
Seneschal_JWS: Conveyor belt small brewery real ales.
DrLigmaPhD: River of Stew
TXC2: just stews and steins of mead
couchboyj: The Stew River
beowuuf: lazy river of forever stew
accountmadeforants: The riverbanks of congealed stew slowly being eroded away
DrLigmaPhD: Steeew River, wider than a mile....
InconsiderateHat: I would eat that
RockPusher:
The Stew Canal 
LibraryOfContext: The Atlantic Oceanic Current of stew.
Haz_Themself: prepetual stew
SquareDotCube: welp we got a new build for Serge
GamerCat88: a tshirt that says I survived Stew River and all I got was this shirt
GamerCat88: is their sister single....
beowuuf: the tentarius is interesting, it's basically the huge channel that separates the two continents of magnamund from each other
Mr_Horrible: they KNEW
calculated_uncertainties: @GamerCat88 After the Stew River, that seems like an actual celebration.
ArdCollider: "say, where's your sister live. not in a sexy way."
lochnessseammonster:
GamerCat88: @calculated_uncertainties yes, i would wear it with Pride.
DrLigmaPhD: Aye bro, where's your sister live I think she's a witchy goth badie?
RockPusher:
RvLeshrac: "So you're divorced?"
ArdCollider: oh no goth baddie has a mommy
RvLeshrac: "So she's single"
GamerCat88: Topham but i just met him
Haz_Themself: eyyy
TXC2: ArdCollider even better
DrLigmaPhD: Topham? I hardly (I am summarily executed for this joke)
ArdCollider: guess we've gotta get the condom of gold of.
ArdCollider: er. out.
Mr_Horrible: does he do the pose?
Vinewood_OG: Too late
Vinewood_OG: Just had to come back for the Crushinator?
LoadingReadyRun: are doomwolves like regular wolves?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Continue your quest or find the sister?
LibraryOfContext: Is the same foley guy travelling with them again?
GamerCat88: 3 kids in a robe
beowuuf: completely innocent monks
TXC2: dang them some boss pallbearers
SnackPak_: kids in trenchcoats
lochnessseammonster:
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun they're bred by the darklords to be rode by giaks
MenomeAlice: One size fits all. That size is XXXL
ArdCollider: *several*
KarolinaLinaLina:
Perfect opportunity for the character box thunder sounds 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Several?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
damn, we don't have a curing option
CaptainSpam: "Grand wise person, I propose by this time next ritual, we find robes that-" "We've gone over this 'robes that actually fit' talk before, Becky, THE ROBES STAY."
Haz_Themself: @LoadingReadyRun yeah but they don't run on neogeo
beowuuf:
if you have the skill of 'shit's 'd ' go to...
rosesmcgee: Took a vow of gluttony
PharaohBender27:
@CaptainSpam
GamerCat88: damn the call back
Jillexie: Oh no, I missed the start of this. How goes the journey?
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ArdCollider: @Jillexie the monks are floppy and we got a goth baddie's number
StuntCake: Steve Raid
g3cko83: cake raid!
Camthelion: heya raiders!
GamerCat88: welcome raiders
beowuuf: to change the subject completely, we never did meet the vordak in book 1, did we?
Seneschal_JWS: @beowuuf No, but yes on the one in Book 5 I think
Jillexie: @ArdCollider I don't recall the goth baddie, but it has been a long while since I played this book.
DrLigmaPhD: OH no! It was the Bone Boys at it again!
ArdCollider: she's new! a guy in the tavern is her brother and gave us the digits.
beowuuf: @Seneschal_JWS oh yes, of course, when our bird mount went ... to a nest upstate due to their back scratches
GamerCat88: not today skelly monks
Invitare: still want to say that horses have never failed you?
YFiddler: wraiths was kind of right
DrLigmaPhD: "check out this sick knife, kid"
beowuuf: seem friendly
RealGamerCow: I want that on the side of a van
TXC2: them some weird eye sockets
Seneschal_JWS: HOW DID THIS BOOK GET MY SELIFES?!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Jillexie A farmer told us about his sister who is is a seer or something
MenomeAlice: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Blowjob Monks.
Mr_Horrible: no, money can't buy knives
KarolinaLinaLina:
a skeleton with winged eyeliner 
Vinewood_OG: Darren, the Dice Lich?
beowuuf: m'alice
Electrodyne: Fuckin Thundarr over here
SnackPak_:
Seneschal_JWS: @KarolinaLinaLina When you're an immortal undead, you have lots of time to work on your makeup skills.
DrLigmaPhD: Adam describes combat as the animation you get with a strike in bowling
lochnessseammonster: feast on your SPARE RIBS
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LibraryOfContext: So the skeletons were just waiting for a curious person to show up in a rainstorm? What was the plan here?
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Seneschal_JWS: Plus they've got to get good to compete with the Helghast, who are shapeshifters and thus can ensure their look is always on fleek.
beowuuf: @LibraryOfContext infiltrastion
Mr_Horrible: y'know I hadn't thought of it that way before, but it ain't wrong
Vinewood_OG: It's Gobbler season at Wawa!
Haz_Themself: HE'S TALKING AGAIN
Invitare: and then they revealed themselves to the first people that passed by? These guys are idiots!
GamerCat88: well we didn't lose Paido in that fight
ArdCollider: like, do they need the coffin to do the whole deal and get more skelemonks?
Seneschal_JWS: @Invitare I mean Lone Wolf is public enemy number one for the Darklords.
beowuuf: lodestone is just a compass
GamerCat88: cool rock
Twilight_Spark: How do you know it's not a typo? D and R are right beside one another.
Nigouki: if you wish to read the small text on the stone go to page 69: the stone says "DROP AND RUN"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "this special item is actually useful, unlike all the others"
ArdCollider:
@Nigouki but it's such a pretty shade of blue 
LibraryOfContext: @Nigouki Explains why it's glowing.
Coherent_Noise: Woo more Lone Wolf
Seneschal_JWS: "This rock keeps tigers away"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is where the sister is, right?
GamerCat88: but the sister...
accountmadeforants: Also horses are technically herd animals
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: In the ferry house
RealGamerCow: I mean, think about the experiences the Lone Wolf has had with boats
TXC2: so lone wolf is a vampire? can't cross running water
GamerCat88: lives with mom at Ferry House said Jako
calculated_uncertainties: @TXC2 seems legit. would explain the timeline and developing powers
YFiddler: oh, ferry not fairy
DrLigmaPhD: Fairy House, Happy Pride
Mr_Horrible: just like me fr fr
calculated_uncertainties: this is her mom, you got two options now
RealGamerCow: Jokes on them, I'm into that
GamerCat88: oh we smooth
Spades_Slicc: Is she baptised?
Invitare: I didn't know you had the Magnakai discipline of Smooth Talking
Juliamon: she peek
ArdCollider: is she forklift certified?
Electrodyne: Awwyiss
Seneschal_JWS: Kai discipline of Rizz
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Invitare we only got it this book, that's why we haven't spoken until now
GamerCat88: m'lady
MenomeAlice: Tilda Swinton!?
RatherLargeToad: it’s Vigo the Carpathian
Vinewood_OG: Tilde Swanton
beowuuf: good guy paido
PharaohBender27: Paido plz
Mr_Horrible: "Don't you talk about my boyfriend that way" - Paido
DrLigmaPhD: Paido fuckin chill my guy
ArdCollider: everyone has that one guy who wigs out around goth girls
Vinewood_OG: @ArdCollider Jordan Peele sweating .gif
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
ArdCollider: later, TXC, take care
beowuuf: some woman in a ferry house showing the elder magi ain't shit
beowuuf: night txc2
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam, Beej and Paul on tech
LibraryOfContext: Visit the gift shop before leaving.
beowuuf: nope
RatherLargeToad: there’s a Glock, don’t need it
RealGamerCow: "This is all crap!"
PharaohBender27: Rest well, TXC2!
WiJohn: Good thing you didn't fuck the dwarf
Micalovits: Someone ate the food
lochnessseammonster:
Omnipotrevor: Must've been the dwarf \
RockPusher: Tincture is a good word
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: does the mother poison us if we don't meet jako?
Twilight_Spark: I use a fountain pen now.
itsr67: hard to beat
itsr67: divine
Spades_Slicc: a clean brush with firm bristles
PharaohBender27: I'm with Adam there
UnknownFriday: Fountain pens are pretty close for me.
Haz_Themself: @RockPusher also unguent
beowuuf: used to use a 2H just for a longer sharp pencil
RvLeshrac: That's why the Kuru Toga was created
Vinewood_OG: Zebra M301
DrLigmaPhD: A good flowing pen that dries quick is up there, especially for us southpaws
RockPusher: Haz_Themself ointment also good
itsr67: wall mounted
itsr67: dirty
letsbelgo: 05 lead all the time
Bionull: If you're a lefty it doesn't matter how good the pencil is. Gonna be a smear.
lochnessseammonster:
hell yeah
beowuuf: yup, have to take them apart to clean
Mr_Horrible: wall-mounted so it can't be moved
Mr_Horrible: it also has a weirdly small reservoir so you constantly have to unhook it to empty it
Pal_Friendpatine: Genuine Fred has a “trash can fire” pencil sharpener. The flames are erasers
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LoadingReadyRun: Great Ghorka Morka!
Spades_Slicc: There's currency conversion in this?
Nigouki: surely you'd charge more for horses given the size, mess and feed needed
Mr_Horrible: "I'm Lone Wolf, not Lone Fish. Fuck off."
Spades_Slicc: we're doing economics?
Mr_Horrible: what's Cerebus doing here?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we better find that little guy later
KarolinaLinaLina: snooting up his sword
itsr67: new tloz piglin lookin baller
Twilight_Spark: I'm a unicorn excuse me.
beowuuf: gottus
rosesmcgee: holy shit it is me!
lochnessseammonster:
InconsiderateHat: Well he definitely has trauma associated with boats at this point.
shendaras: 🍄
KarolinaLinaLina: hey what do you have there? a knife! no!
YFiddler: always chewing blades
beowuuf:
@InconsiderateHat it's only trauma when he's involved in two storms that sink boats, it's still just a discomfort at this point
beowuuf: oh, the new book makes it clear that was a good thing
KarolinaLinaLina:
Mr_Horrible: "Editing Gear"
Vinewood_OG: Why don't you, pleb?
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DrLigmaPhD: Something something troll toll something something boy's soul
Vinewood_OG: Gotta pay the Troll toll...
Mr_Horrible: the board said "This dude sucks ass; don't listen to him"
DrLigmaPhD: Bro is giving anti-immigration old man
Mr_Horrible: usually, I think
Mr_Horrible: but we didn't have one either
LibraryOfContext: High school, yes
Sarah_Serinde: no
Omnipotrevor: nope
lochnessseammonster: nope
Mr_Horrible: off-period
Juliamon: I don't recall any
Foxmar320: No
Twisted_Haywire: nope
Mr_Horrible: presumably
DrLigmaPhD: No we just had like 400 students and 40 narcs
LibraryOfContext: They were volunteer students
Bionull: In elementary, I think
RatherLargeToad: The Hall Minotaurs
Nigouki: it would usually be teachers without a lesson that period
Vinewood_OG: PTSD Vice Principal
SquareDotCube: well grades K-2 had restrooms as part of the classroom so
rosesmcgee: narc in training
Mr_Horrible: Randall from Recess
Isaac3567: Yup, but the students mostly went around during recess/lunchbeak
thedepthandbreadthofseth: we did in gifted scholol 1 day a week.
rosesmcgee: 1 for each hall
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Rotate
DrLigmaPhD: No they were't official they just fuckin sucked
Spades_Slicc: We had a kid that ran a school store thing during his study period and he did hall monitor shit during that
MenomeAlice: Never had hall monitors in my UK school. Passes were for if a teacher saw you out of class.
Mr_Horrible: I was dozing off during a book discussion in Lit class, teacher called on me to answer a question and get my ass, and I just gave my interpretation without opening my eyes
Bionull: It's too bad school isn't as intellectually stimulating as Lone Wolf
beowuuf: i want a revised book where paido just gets to beat uip various people. vakeros have some cool battle spells
Mr_Horrible:
@Bionull needed more Eastern European accents 
DrLigmaPhD: Guess we're laser swording a village
Mr_Horrible: mf LOVE a riddle
Bionull: @Mr_Horrible I mean, I did take math
Invitare: "So you guys realise that we'll be reporting this to the Queen herself when next we see her?"
beowuuf: queen must be very happy that any army can pas s through as long as they do crosswords
Strebenherz: WOW. Get riddled
LibraryOfContext: I've got this Lodestone, this glowing orb, and this Glock. Which one you want?
DrLigmaPhD: "Pay me or play my game" my dude I am pulling a glock
Bionull: They should be proud of their love of riddles
Invitare: Lone Wolf loves riddles
beowuuf: look, if accepting terms is good enough for megatron, it's good enough for us
Haz_Themself: help me budget guys, i get paid in riddles and trinkets. plesae my family is starving
Mr_Horrible: that's algebra
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this is just math D:
Invitare: he's the local schoolteacher
Camthelion: this is just math class
Strebenherz: GET MATH'D
Mr_Horrible: "my riddle is Solve For X"
Nigouki: we got Professor Layton over here
rosesmcgee: I'm not doing your taxes, old man
lochnessseammonster:
beowuuf: hah, get stealth homeworked 80s kids
TheDigitalDeer: He just wants to copy off our algebra homework
Spades_Slicc: so 3/4 lbs is 1/4 of a brick
Vinewood_OG: Beej during a horror game trailer
RatherLargeToad: 3/4 + 3/4 * 3/4
LibraryOfContext: It weighs the same as a duck?
Electrodyne: 9/4
calculated_uncertainties: sensei beej time!
Mr_Horrible: joke's on us, that other 3 quarters of a pound was of *FEATHERS*
Mr_Horrible:
UnknownFriday: @RatherLargeToad +3/4 (the part brick + the original 3/4 lb)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Beej is correct.
beowuuf: adam, don't let beej hold back your genius, remember ben's words
GamerCat88: are they using metric or imperial
Mr_Horrible: I believeth Beej hath the right of it
LordZarano: b=¾+¾b
RatherLargeToad: @UnknownFriday ah yes
LibraryOfContext: Now we can build a house!
GasCityGaming: aka the "briddle"
letsbelgo:
letsbelgo:
͏
Mr_Horrible: "At last, our townhouse can be finished!"
ghizmou: and everyone clapped
rosesmcgee: The tyranny of riddle is over!
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: "Yeah dude I know, I solved it"
rosesmcgee: This like in Conan when James Earl Jones asked Arnold the riddle of brick
Bionull: If you get it really really wrong do you just skip ahead in the story?
Invitare: poor Paido had no idea what he was getting into when he volunteered for this
Twilight_Spark: Is this an orgasm?
DrLigmaPhD: This is public education
Mr_Horrible: now *Lone Wolf* is putting his hand on his sword
MenomeAlice: Hey, he's edutaining us! Get him!
LibraryOfContext: He's the hall monitor!
beowuuf: beej forgetting most people just cheat and scan for the answer
Strebenherz: this is why you keep your teachers employed, so they don't confront roving barbarians with math
calculated_uncertainties: There's learning in this book?!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
the rest of the town being right behind him is actually here for a math problem
GamerCat88: breaks the 4th wall to explain the riddle
Spades_Slicc: He's explaining for people that chose options until they got the success
realbadatthis_: damb, lone wolf doesnt think teachers should be paid (tolls)
Twilight_Spark:
Does that seems masters level? 
UnknownFriday: Beej has the Magnakai Discipline of Grade 3 Math
GasCityGaming: This was that society's Monty Hall problem
beowuuf: don't worry, you won't need to know why, he'll explain it to you
Mr_Horrible: sign a mile back on the road that just says "It's 3"
HadesLeprechaun: Look man, I don't know how to tell you this, but your riddle is actually just math, not a riddle
Bionull: No no, they got other ones. Sometimes they hold up 2 bricks versus half a brick and 1.5 pounds.
Invitare: a gassy rise
LibraryOfContext: "A train leaves Tharro going 30 mph...
JKBalch: Gassy rise?
Invitare: time for another riddle
beowuuf: on a scale of sphynx to 'what has have i got in my pocket', how riddle is this?
TheDigitalDeer: @beowuuf 'Algebra word problem'
beowuuf: does it in the sommerlending way, betraying he is not from dessi
DrLigmaPhD: Silver would suck
Spades_Slicc: silver is pretty shit armor
Vinewood_OG: Temu mithril
Driosenth: Silver turns skin grey
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: silver isn't as heavy as gold but it's about as soft, right?
Spades_Slicc: Silver can turn you blue
Nigouki: love a stiff salute
LordZarano: Silver armour would be antimicrobial...
beowuuf:
GamerCat88: it me
letsbelgo: look at that guy
RatherLargeToad:
beowuuf: frog frand
beowuuf: LOL
DrLigmaPhD: That's Dickhead Larry
lamina5432: totoro??
GamerCat88: ok that is not something i would do
Seneschal_JWS: F R O G
PharaohBender27: 🐸
RockPusher:
Vinewood_OG: Dicc Picco
Seneschal_JWS: I showed you my frog pls respond
lochnessseammonster:
YFiddler: like via carrier pigeon?
GamerCat88: scrandle sausage ass pic
Mr_Horrible: the rare "zero chin" angle
GasCityGaming: That's like the 4th photo on their Tinder
SquareDotCube: "Im sorry, rematch pls?"
LoadingReadyRun: @beowuuf in fairness to golum, "what has have I got in my pocket" was a pretty bullshit riddle
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun i hope 'the hunt for gollum' address this and shows how justified gollum was in all his actions
Driosenth: Stay awhile... Stay forever
SnackPak_:
LibraryOfContext: Adam slips into Vincent Price for this voice
Seneschal_JWS: Surely THIS guy won't try to turn us into taxidermy
beowuuf: oh great, another storeowner wanting to kill us.... i mean
RockPusher: Are we gonna get eaten again?
Bionull: Within you find a variety of bricks of mysterious weights!
RvLeshrac: there are many people who play games like that.
beowuuf: @Bionull the brick that weighs more the more you cut it apart
LibraryOfContext: Lodestones. All he has is Lodestones.
Strebenherz: OH NO
PharaohBender27:
GamerCat88: soul read
Strebenherz: Rip THAT doppleganger plot
Spades_Slicc: Here's the secret: if you pass by the fun store or kill the owner, next store you go in is the one you skipped
Invitare: well the original Dice Friends campaign was supposed to be a murder mystery on Semolo Plateau, but everyone decided to leave the place instead
Mr_Horrible: the most unfortunate soul read
RockPusher: Murder-hobos failing upwards
SquareDotCube: "shit, he paid too much attention"
jessicaengle: Hi Chat.
letsbelgo: they've told both of the stories on older cyoa books
Mr_Horrible: "You ever see the movie Cube?"
beowuuf: o/
Driosenth: Roll Perception, okay I'll write "that down"
ShaneLeeAtk:
jessicaengle:
@beowuuf 
Omnipotrevor: That's when you worry your DMing has gotten to predictable
rosesmcgee: does that every 5 feet and needs a long rest each time
GasCityGaming: Are we in a comic shop?
itsr67: I do like the idea of each PC getting a "ok you get the one" moment
GamerCat88: will the shop keeper trade for a riddle....
LibraryOfContext: And Pokemon cards
Jillexie: YEs, in Book 6
Spades_Slicc: 2 books ago i think
Seneschal_JWS: 2 books bak - number 6
shendaras: 2 books ago yeah
beowuuf: oooooh, grey crystal ring.
LoadingReadyRun:
@letsbelgo we can't be expected to remember every hillarious RPG stories we've told
GamerCat88: cube in a sock
Coherent_Noise: It might have been in book 5
jessicaengle: @LoadingReadyRun Or every This or That
Mr_Horrible: Beej *is* very clever
accountmadeforants:
The Tungsten Cube is very reassuring, but beware, you'll forever be aware of how frail and light the world around you is. 
DoodlestheGreat: "Half-off watermelons for all Darkness members!"
GamerCat88: just gotta go to the outhouse real quick
DoodlestheGreat: It makes red apples turn into green apples.
Juliamon: The magic is for it to fit any finger you put it on
Coherent_Noise: Can't afford the ring? Then answer my riddle, "If a brick balances..."
beowuuf: that's mah bird hand
Jillexie: Sell the laser sword
Seneschal_JWS: Quick, check for absolute trash that was technically a special item!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is a special item
beowuuf: no, it's one of those sectional thing
GamerCat88: just a mood ring
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It doesn't go into your backpack
Seneschal_JWS: Still got your harbour pass from book 2? Special item, 8 gold!
itsr67: sick unique
ButterBall000: !uptime
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It does do something, eventually.
Jillexie: You got it in Book 5 finally
dagoth__ur_: dont you get to find out what it does now?
rosesmcgee: Potent protection? Can you wear it anyplace else?
beowuuf:
still got that cess for armory?
itira: hey gamers
Jillexie:
I played this series, and I still recall a bunch of it
Invitare: sell the ring back to him for 8 gold
Seneschal_JWS: TECHNICALLY the map you were given each book was a special item. Sell your old maps!
GamerCat88: consult the lore
Twilight_Spark: Stretch? You're not my mom!
beowuuf: i think getting the cess was when you died .. since amory is where the young lordling you kept fighting was from
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RealGamerCow:
RealGamerCow: They're playing bridge? Neat
jessicaengle:
Seneschal_JWS: @beowuuf Well, at least him and his demon dog are done with now and will certainly never come up again...
beowuuf:
@Seneschal_JWS you know adam is taking the other path
beowuuf: o7
itira: wb gamers
Seneschal_JWS: Remember that note in Giak from book 1 that you were sad had no use? You could sell that too...
ContingentCat: yeahhh
RealGamerCow: I am an RPG hoarder
beowuuf: we could learn to translate giak for no good reason using it
HadesLeprechaun: Cave Story
Dread_Pirate_Westley: FF9 had that one castle where the weaker your weapon the more damage you dealt.
jessicaengle: I read one book with an unreliable narrator and now I don't read books anymore
GasCityGaming: PoE has taught me to keep almost nothing (other than good bases)
Bionull: Skies of Arcadia, item lets you upgrade a weapon but stops doing anything after a bunch. So sell it. Except you get the ultimate form if you use every single one.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the quad
rosesmcgee: or at school when they say meet in the "quad"
Twilight_Spark: Not necessarily. It could be square.
Seneschal_JWS: Classic university architecture, open courtyard/garden between buildings
ContingentCat: it's just a shape with 4 sides
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Dread_Pirate_Westley FF9 also had synthesis, meaning that any item could be turned into something better, so you *better not* sell those random starting knives or cloth shirts
jessicaengle: drum circle in the quad
RockPusher: We need more social trapezoids
jessicaengle: @RockPusher Are Magic cards social trapezoids?
ContingentCat: lol dominated
rosesmcgee: if found, please return to Temple Of The Sword
Coherent_Noise: Wait until we get some where and we need to counterbalance a 180 lbs with bricks
RockPusher: jessicaengle those are more social rectangles
jessicaengle:
Seneschal_JWS: Imagine if you didn't have pathmanship. "Uh, I guess it means you can sleep with a horse?"
RockPusher: This realm has invented standardised signs
beowuuf: it's like star trek movies, only the odd numbered ones will kill you
RockPusher: next thing you know they'll invent containerisation
ContingentCat: the three genders
Seneschal_JWS: @beowuuf "What does god want with a horse?"
Vinewood_OG: "Carve off what you want, and ride the rest home"
RealGamerCow: Oh right, Paido
RockPusher: How is Paido still alive‽
RockPusher: We're a couple hours in, this is unprecedented!
ContingentCat: it should be does yeah
RealGamerCow: I hope Paido does nothing the whole book with no explanation
beowuuf: @RockPusher clearly bluesteel plot armour
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, grammar
letsbelgo: You dont need help with that
SquareDotCube: what we need is a doctor that talks to animals to sort this out
jessicaengle:
I see you, interrobang. 
GasCityGaming: Oh that food is people.....
Seneschal_JWS: Oh, hey, suddenly a reason to have learned Giak. Who'd have thunk?
beowuuf: i love that prayer
RockPusher: You WHAT my zutag?
beowuuf: poiosn???
Seneschal_JWS: Because the last lot of monks were skeletal murderers?
Spades_Slicc: The previous books have usually given you the choice of eating your own food when you're offered food i believe
Jillexie:
I know that language
beowuuf: yeah, sorry, not going to eat your stew cause i thinkit's poiosned. no offence
Spades_Slicc: * pulls out my trail jerky * I'm vegan actually
beowuuf: i mean.... the thing he said was giak for 'die in pain' but...
Seneschal_JWS: Reasons not to eat it: Previous monks skeletons Food blessing means "Die in Agony"
RealGamerCow: Paido leans back and says "good soup"
Invitare: oh my god. It was poison wasn't it.
Jillexie: @beowuuf I mean, maybe something is lost in translation
beowuuf: @Jillexie maybe it's more punchy in the original kilingon
jessicaengle:
ACluelessBull: the poison
ACluelessBull: kuzco's poison
Seneschal_JWS: the poison for Lone Wolf
Wolfstrike_NL: Generational genius
Bionull: Come ooon soup golem
jessicaengle: Le poisson !
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe don't trust the monks in this area
calculated_uncertainties: Called it
Pteraspidomorphi: The spike has oxidated since they made the pdf
IanAllenBird: whoops
Seneschal_JWS: "Look, he said 'Die in Agony' when he served it, but I'm sure that's just a local tradition..."
Jillexie: Lone Wolf should have learned some phrases in Giak.
Bionull: Wait, so the power just let you know something bad was happening before you die anyway?
beowuuf: pathsmanship sadly not helping in this occasion
rosesmcgee: Your Kai rank reduces all Great Evils to Minor Inconvenience
Nigouki: if you have the Bene Gesserit ability of Poison Neutralization
beowuuf: poison stew is neither good not evil
beowuuf: aki amaz is lone wolf inj giak
beowuuf:
they know wqho you are
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RealGamerCow: @beowuuf Its an actual language?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
adept_nekomancer:
Strebenherz: eyy, congrats
Seneschal_JWS: @RealGamerCow Yes. Own grammar, writing system, and everything.
beowuuf: @RealGamerCow yup, back in the day they had a guide which let you translate various phrases. The new book has little giak glossaries in the back
beowuuf: @beowuuf gaj aki-amaz is die lone wolf
PharaohBender27:
lochnessseammonster:
malsareus: surely it can hop to safety
RatherLargeToad: ah man, why’d my minions bring me the guy with the laser sword?
Thefluffiestguineapig: To make the stew out of
Invitare: meanwhile Paido is dying
Seneschal_JWS: @RealGamerCow Info on the language was kind of spread around old newsletters and side books etc. But a lot of it has been reprinted in the appendices for the new editions, so it's easier to find now
MenomeAlice: STRIKE
IanAllenBird: Paido raises one eyebrow
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
the recipe for eviler fois gras 
YFiddler: "hello dean, you're a stupidhead"
beowuuf:
@Seneschal_JWS that includes the letters - so you can translate the original giak scroll for book one
RatherLargeToad: uh oh, stinky
Invitare: Oede!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: hell yeah brother
Jillexie: Oede weed!
letsbelgo: oedeeeee
beowuuf: if only we had oede... stupid backpack ripping section in book 7 never made sense when they ask if you have early stuff later
adept_nekomancer: Saved once again by oede
RealGamerCow: Give Paido the sticky icky
Spades_Slicc: That herb canNOT still be good, it's been like 5 years
Omnipotrevor: which one are you going to use?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The sister had the Rendalim but you didn't pick that up
LoadingReadyRun: @beowuuf what did the guy say when he served the stew?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: thanks weed
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun die in pain, then die lone wolf later
calculated_uncertainties: our companion lives!
LibraryOfContext: Hey Paido, you gotta take a hit of this Oede weed.
RatherLargeToad: the monks watch you do this
beowuuf: pathsmanship l;ets you understand languages except the language of your enemy
Jillexie: I said The Pain The
JKBalch:
Say "curse" before eating your dinner
lamina5432: hey look he survived
RatherLargeToad: pan, die in pan. it means bread *sweats nervously*
jessicaengle: Die Bart Die
RealGamerCow: "Its like itedakemas, loses something in translation"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chatt, was I the only one hearing "pie dough?"
RatherLargeToad: @thedepthandbreadthofseth no. makes me hungry
Jillexie: Gnaag!
LibraryOfContext: @thedepthandbreadthofseth me too
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jeff Goldblum is a fantastic Jazz Pianist.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: he's wonderful at parties.
Invitare: "Uh... we're good here. How are you?"
beowuuf: nadaknor is darkllord
RatherLargeToad: ba weep gra na
adept_nekomancer: Mor like Gnaat
beowuuf: my internet glitched
Jillexie: Yup
jessicaengle: He was wearing an Edgar suit
Micalovits: So, we just gotta remember the fly swatter!
Seneschal_JWS: I think the Giak stuff is somewhere around books 2-4? (in the back) I remember going half-mad proofreading it and trying to figure out capitalisation and punctuation...
saritheran: Yessss lone wolf
IanAllenBird: divination
Spades_Slicc: Before the internet people held flies up to their eyes for amusement
SquareDotCube: horseflies exist
ArtDecoSunburn: Kai Mastery of Insect Heads.
TheAinMAP: Horse flies are fairly big.
beowuuf:
@Seneschal_JWS cool there's a glossary thing in the back of this one talking about past and future tense
Seneschal_JWS: Magnifying glass when you were a bored kid at the monastery.
beowuuf: and ancing dwaves
adept_nekomancer: Look, he was on a lot of oede when he came up with the design.
Strebenherz: also not shaking hands with a fly
Capt_clown: His real name is Jeff Goldblum
Micalovits: He is evil, no fair business deals
abaddon2501: Magnifying glasses have existed for way longer than you'd think so they probably exist there
Seneschal_JWS: Our new take-out brand, "Die In Onigiri"!
Omthebox: Take that evil bowl
PharaohBender27:
rosesmcgee: Little petty vandalism, as a treat
Micalovits: He is learning quickly
LoadingReadyRun: what does tan-ash-okja Nadoknar Gnaag mean?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: okay, I've seen "throne-like chair" so many places, is a throne not just a type of chair? Would you say an "armchair-like chair"
MenomeAlice: Paido: "It's an inanimate object, Lone Wolf" Lone Wolf: "You're a fucking inanimate object!"
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun hear me and obey, darklord gnaag
SquareDotCube: If Dwarf Fortress is anything to go by, a throne could just be a stool
Spades_Slicc: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa If it wasn't an armchair but had armchair esque qualities yeah
ContingentCat: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I tend to take it as having a high back and fancier than average armchairs
Invitare: welp, there goes your horse again
RealGamerCow: They stole your whip
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I don't sea horses either.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Horse blindness is a real issue. I have a friend who can't see horses.
ContingentCat:
you are very smart Adam
MenomeAlice: Now you're stealing the horses from Lloyds Bank
Spades_Slicc: mucking the stalls
LibraryOfContext: Four monks walk into a bar...
Spades_Slicc: feeding the honse
Spades_Slicc: petting the beasts
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun sorry, i mean hear and obey darklord gnaag (but as in gnaag is saying it and talking about himself in the third person)
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
what are the odds 0-2 is insta-death
beowuuf: fire needs weaponmasery
beowuuf: *weaponmastery
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Solaris and Light
jessicaengle: Some people just enjoy fresh baked horses
beowuuf: @Seneschal_JWS oooh, the old oasis
DoodlestheGreat: Chez' Alpo.
Seneschal_JWS: @beowuuf IKR? So happy it still exists. I miss Tower of the Sun...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So far Adam has done a good job of avoiding the instant deaths in this book.
beowuuf:
@Seneschal_JWS yeah
adept_nekomancer: They've got swords! And stew! You've gotta let us in!
Micalovits: Trouble is fun
SnackPak_:
more trouble
Haz_Themself: just once i'd like us to go somewhere that wasn't sad, dirty, smelly or full of evil monks
gualdhar: why does fewer plants matter? are we out of toilet paper?
beowuuf: this book really is mocking you for not taking divination
beowuuf: then again, curing saved you, so...
Invitare: turns out this book about a jungle of horrors needs a lot of divination
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beowuuf: give us belomancy you cowards
Seneschal_JWS: Technically not new, in that first series had Sixth Sense - Divination is Sixth Sense+
lamina5432: so a stick
TheAinMAP:
RatherLargeToad: also known as a stick
Seneschal_JWS: Like Nexus is Mind Over Matter+
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: His picture is on 233 if you want to look at it
Seneschal_JWS:
Magnakai have cooler branding
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SnackPak_: rad
beowuuf:
@Seneschal_JWS my friend told me to take sixth sense (becauseof the banedon encounter) when i first got the first book as a loan, and it stuck with me as the go to discipline forever
PharaohBender27:
rosesmcgee: And his name was James Turner
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: now operating on Jigsaw rules, I see
Spades_Slicc: killing a minor? messed up
letsbelgo: ah. the turner method
Micalovits: No kill like overkill
jessicaengle:
Morrigan9: if only his handle had a pickaxe attached
Seneschal_JWS: The "ROgue Miner" is just James in Minecraft...
TheAinMAP:
ShaneLeeAtk: Dramatic Finish!
adept_nekomancer: Chunk: punched.
beowuuf: @Seneschal_JWS Lone Wolf himself is terrible at branding, Grand...Pathsmanship...
Spades_Slicc: Isn't Paido a battle wizard?
Seneschal_JWS: @beowuuf I always start with Healing/Curing, I can't imagine how you get through without it if you're doing combat...
Invitare: you just mugged this guy
ShaneLeeAtk: Love a backpack of holding
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Seneschal_JWS Look, my finger always seems to fall on the 0. It is not my fault
beowuuf: loot that body!
SquareDotCube: Paido is with us, does he count as a second backpack?
RatherLargeToad: Shaft? I can dig it
beowuuf: nothing bad ever happened to us in a mine before
Seneschal_JWS: ALways keen to investigate a shaft...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Good old Firesphere.
RealGamerCow: @SquareDotCube Ah the Fallout pack mule companion method
ShaneLeeAtk: Side Questing!
adept_nekomancer: "He's been living on nothing but silver and oede!"
PharaohBender27: Firesphere for the win!
Coherent_Noise: Its an ever burning torch
accountmadeforants: Fire Sphere is the main character and we're just along for the ride
beowuuf: book 3 was one of the last books i got, so great to finally get that darn firesphere
RealGamerCow: 100% a skeleton
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: D:
RatherLargeToad: why is everyone throwing things at us?
PharaohBender27:
Bionull: These guys suck. I miss riddle village.
adept_nekomancer: Ah yes, the dwarf of instant murder
lochnessseammonster:
Jillexie: Shot ded
n3ther: oh
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
ContingentCat:
itsr67: WOO
RealGamerCow: "Dodge this"
Strebenherz: WHERE'S YOUR KAI GOD NOW
rosesmcgee: You know, a good place to end really
lochnessseammonster:
Jillexie: Curiousity killed the wolf
beowuuf: with no obvious warning about going and checking out a mine when we'd murdered other people
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Divination didn't see that coming?!
n3ther: we got utterly blasted
Vinewood_OG: o7
Spades_Slicc: Isn't Paido a BATTLE wizard?
adept_nekomancer: "If you have the Kai discipline of getting blasted in the face, turn to 369"
infinity_225: rocks fall, everyone dies
RealGamerCow: That's some good old book bullshit
Bionull: The monks definitely would have been more successful with a shotgun than poison soup
lochnessseammonster: his weakness: gun
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I like how the mine is just death.
beowuuf:
funnily you maybe don't train to kill civilians
Spades_Slicc: cast shield
Invitare: oh no the stream was poisoned by some monks!
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ContingentCat: you don't want thirsty horses
RatherLargeToad: mmmm…forbidden stew
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: a Paul?
Seneschal_JWS: I'm just imagining that the meals in the backpack are just stew. Like, not in a container. Adam just reaches in and scoops out a handful of it.
jessicaengle: Cursed voyage
RealGamerCow: @Seneschal_JWS "Paido, get yourself a grip of stew!"
beowuuf: wow, hyperbola much? no, wait, nm, that's fair
adept_nekomancer: We can get more drills there!
beowuuf: yeah, woamn told us to do the forest
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The sister did
Invitare: "Paido what did she say?"
Micalovits: Surely she said that the forest was safe, and not "Avoid the forest at all cost!"
PharaohBender27:
beowuuf: she said mordil forest, then die in pain
Seneschal_JWS: "I wasn't listening, I was staring at her teeth"
Seneschal_JWS: GHOST TREES. CURSED FOREST.
PharaohBender27: Wait is the Mordril Forest the titular jungle?
DoodlestheGreat: DOOMY DOOM DOOM
Haz_Themself: oh bigfoot
lochnessseammonster:
beowuuf: but what if cool picture
ContingentCat: reminder the book's marketed to kids
RockPusher: bip-eds
PharaohBender27:
Seneschal_JWS: @beowuuf SUCH cool picture
Krektogar: was it a featherless biped?
e_bloc: Happy pride bipeds
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh no, Paido is a biped.
ArdCollider: some Sommerlendi mercenary is running around blowing off bipeds' legs, so. you might not want to admit to bipedalism
e_bloc: I hope it's that dick frog monster
jessicaengle: Actually, it's a buck and a quarter quarter staff, but I'm not tellin' him that
ArtDecoSunburn: I had some of the "Prince of Thieves" toys. I had a toy Morgan Freeman.
Morrigan9: a biped!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: totally a biped
jessicaengle: Pear shaped?
beowuuf: anapheg
Spades_Slicc: Pear shaped 👀
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Anapheg
Seneschal_JWS:
It's called a BIPED
MenomeAlice: Drowsee is pretty scary close up
ArtDecoSunburn: That was a surprisingly violent movie for kids. Friar Tuck pushed the Bishop of Hereford out of a castle window.
DoodlestheGreat: IT'S MELVIN!
Strebenherz: what that tongue do
RealGamerCow: So vascular
jessicaengle: Please don't be arrows of backstabbing
DoodlestheGreat: @Strebenherz Depends on how kinky you are...
Micalovits: Split for her pleasure
Seneschal_JWS: @RealGamerCow "I want him at Wrestlemania!"
jessicaengle: Not the ponies! D:
PharaohBender27: Either way the result is the same
DoodlestheGreat: Hack shot.
PharaohBender27: We can't even hit the side of a barn!
Twilight_Spark: Why is Arrow capitalized though?
RealGamerCow: Endurance 50? Brother this battle must be a slog
Invitare: you know, a barge wouldn't panic
Seneschal_JWS: THE HORSES ARE FINE. THEY ARE GOING TO SWIM TO A FARM UPSTATE.
beowuuf: CS18 makes it far more doable
jessicaengle:
RealGamerCow: This author hates horses
Astramentha: D: HORSIES
DoodlestheGreat: Pie Dough, NOOOOOO!
accountmadeforants: Horses *can* swim, at least
LoadingReadyRun:
Noooo Shadow of the Colossus Agro flashbacks
accountmadeforants: (Provided nobody's on their back. But that goes for us as well.)
Invitare: has Paido actually done... anything yet?
LoadingReadyRun: @Invitare he died a few times
beowuuf: living is a pretty good feat
Micalovits: Almost died, died, broken down a door to late, almost gotten us into a fight
accountmadeforants: @Invitare I think he beat the shit out of someone at one point, right? (But without using magic)
ButterBall000: Mad Lad Gazad
ArdCollider: absolutely heard that as "a eunuch capable of"
adept_nekomancer: Right, they were trying to breed an absolute unit.
Haz_Themself: he kicked the bowl
DoodlestheGreat: Dude's got some MAD ghazads.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: as one does
Strebenherz: all those fantasy words and then WE STUCK IT ON A BLACKBEAR
DoodlestheGreat: So it reproduces by budding?
Invitare: What if Paido wasn't wearing a disguise when we first met him? What if he really is some peasant and not a battle mage?
Haz_Themself: 'i kick the puddle of Darklord angrily to show that i disagree with it'
Astramentha: that’s just a waste of half a bear
gualdhar: you get a whole human or a whole fish
beowuuf: gehpanas presumably have the other halves
ArdCollider: Magnamund is about to disprove Lamarckian inheritance! rad.
Vinewood_OG: Happy Pride
DoodlestheGreat: Do they HAVE genitals...
randomblathering: That’s some serious Simic shit right there.
adept_nekomancer: "I think I made my anapheg wrong... both halves were bears. This is just a bear."
ContingentCat: Happy pride
Haz_Themself: look, i know where to find Bear tops, just saying
rosesmcgee: Half bearskin rugs
ButterBall000: Are they like Seinfeld's muffins?
SquareDotCube: BearBear, like CatDog
RealGamerCow: Bear meat, not tasty.
Seneschal_JWS: Nadziranim are evil wizards. Literally, breeding them works because a wizard did it.
DoodlestheGreat: The top halves are on streetcorners in wheelchairs, begging for honey.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: man bearpig?
beowuuf: @Haz_Themself happy pride
e_bloc: No right to bear arms in this kingdom
Vinewood_OG:
Mantaurs?
RealGamerCow: I think they can be classified as abominations
thedepthandbreadthofseth: minoarcts
Seneschal_JWS: Real reason is that they had a lot of lizard tops left over after cutting off the legs to eat them. Delicious.
RealGamerCow: Trick question, their bottom half is perfectly functional, the Wizards are just dicks
beowuuf: someone's birthday has just slide out of your brain
jessicaengle:
Vinewood_OG: Bah Gawd
ButButTheJesus: Slaemsommar
DoodlestheGreat: "It's the bottom half of a bear and the upper half of a mother-in-law."
Seneschal_JWS: "See Lone Wolf fight an Anapheg in a LOG BRIDGE MATCH, only at SOMMER SLAM!"
Invitare: meanwhile Paido is still hanging from a ledge
beowuuf:
@Seneschal_JWS 
sommer slam
AkiraBalance27: is adam writing his pwn choose your own adventure book?
TheMrFraser: 'bear arms'
UtilityPunk: If you go out to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise
jhmv: they have their bear arms. From the right to bear arms
RealGamerCow: Someone should start a horse count
beowuuf: dead horses? who could have predicted this new fate
Isaac3567: Reminds me of the first Neverending story
LoadingReadyRun: according to the fortune-teller, this was the *good* way
beowuuf: if you totally forgot about that thing from the start of the book...
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun we never found out if she liked her brother or not
Twilight_Spark: What if I don't want to approach?
RealGamerCow: Oxydine is way too close to Oxycodeine
adept_nekomancer: Book mentioned birds and didn't call them vile? We're making progress!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @adept_nekomancer They aren't real anyway.
TheAinMAP:
RealGamerCow: Go to vegas!
beowuuf: divination is funny here - you can tell what side and be an arsehole. And there's a later book where someone tosses a coin, and it's magically shielded because they assume you're an arse
accountmadeforants: Aren't gold coins like the biggest nomination of currency here? "Anyway I'm gonna play heads or tails with this 100 dollar coin, just to flex"
Mr_Horrible: ask James, he wears them a lot
RealGamerCow: Watch only gets bad with 3 or more
TheAinMAP: Maybe you didn't need to flip a coin at all.
Invitare: I'm increasingly convinced that Paido is not actually a Battle Mage, but a complete fraud
RealGamerCow: Whoever gets middle watch gets fucked
PharaohBender27: I mean, that's just how war-like situations are.
Spades_Slicc: I was getting 4 hours of sleep a night for a month
Spades_Slicc: actual hell
Nigouki: jawas!
xantos69: So we don't tell him?
Seneschal_JWS: You ARE a professional monk/psion/warrior. Probably well-trained in not sleping well.
RealGamerCow: Yeah....
beowuuf: we know we're getting a lorestone to refresh, poor paido won't
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Looking at the other side, he doesn't tell you about it if he was the one who was awake.
accountmadeforants: We're all just misunderstanding his title. "Battlewizard" is like... "Witchhunter"
DoodlestheGreat: Pie Dough is actually a baker, hence the name. He just does combat magic as a hobby.
calculated_uncertainties: Paido is like that guy in freelancers
Invitare: finally the jungle of horrors. It only took 3 hours
PharaohBender27: So we *are* in the Jungle of Horrors!
beowuuf: this was really an escort quest, they just hid it from you
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @PharaohBender27 but it is now a swamp
ContingentCat: @DoodlestheGreat he's actualy a batter wizard yeah
RealGamerCow: @DoodlestheGreat He uses heat magic for baking and someone interpreted that as fireball
DoodlestheGreat: That was a short time in the jungle. Now we're in the Swamp of Really Scary Shit.
UnknownFriday: Why does Eddy do that? Seems rude of him.
Spades_Slicc: Swungle
DoodlestheGreat: It's a different zip code.
Invitare: Doom tutelaries as he pleases!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: former jungle, now a swamp
Spades_Slicc: Jwamp
PurpleGuyBoi: gotta keep your junble tight
gualdhar: Welcome to the Jump?
beowuuf: dammit, we should have played urborg and made everywhere a swamp, spedrun this
Spades_Slicc: Jokes on you, I love testing fate and drowning
Micalovits: Rarely ice in a jungle, so yea, its gonna be pretty thing if there is any
Spades_Slicc: thin ice is my favored terrain
Spades_Slicc: @beowuuf ~~~uRbOrG's iN pLaY~~~
beowuuf: friends!
DoodlestheGreat: My favorite terrain is a queen-size matress.
e_bloc: Remember, swamps indicate trees, where as bogs have moss and marshes have grass
Micalovits:
Its us chat!
Spades_Slicc: 5'6"
Seneschal_JWS: So this thing is about Graham's height?
Spades_Slicc: these things are your height
DoodlestheGreat: It's the conductor for the local orchestra.
SquareDotCube: It's just of the Seabats trogs, Adam
Mr_Horrible: oh god you're right
calculated_uncertainties: Jungles are moist, swamps are wet, and bogs are what happens when swamps go to die
ContingentCat: omg it is
Spades_Slicc: The genetic opera?
Strebenherz: amazing
Mr_Horrible: com pew tore
Mr_Horrible: yiiiiipyipyipyip
RealGamerCow: Yip yip yip
realbadatthis_: h h h h h h
Mr_Horrible: already stricken from my mind, Hoss
Seneschal_JWS: In the dramatisation of this book, this dude will be played by Bartleby
RealGamerCow: Oh come on why can't this be a friend
calculated_uncertainties: @spades_slicc aww now I'm sad. RIP, yo.
SnackPak_: so smart
lochnessseammonster:
RealGamerCow: Gumbo
xantos69: Does that mean you gain their power?
WiJohn: They do look like hot dogs
Mr_Horrible: @Seneschal_JWS this actually sounds like a great LRL bit, people having to improv act along with Adam's reading of a CYOA
Invitare: and what is our great and powerful Battle Wizard, Paido, doing right now?
realbadatthis_: taste like nutria!
DoodlestheGreat: WHO WANTS FROG STEW?
ButButTheJesus: I thought that was lobsters
Spades_Slicc: @calculated_uncertainties So, no Head 😔😥
Thefluffiestguineapig: @realbadatthis_ hehehehe
PharaohBender27: I've mostly just heard it in the metaphorical sense
BrindleBoar: IIRC the "frogs won't react to slow temperature change" is real but was conducted on lobotomized frogs
PharaohBender27: You know, like climate change
Morrigan9: cause 18th century 'science'
Micalovits: Someone did a test and they stayed! - but only because they had cut of their brains first
xantos69: I never heard of anybody testing that. Anyone know the honest truth?
Mr_Horrible:
"...HEY wait a second-" 
lamina5432: it's used to show ignorance of people
accountmadeforants: Person who never felt water even at 60 degrees C: "Yeah this metaphor makes sense"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hell I'm surprised we made it out of the 1970s
Mr_Horrible: we should get back into Phlogisten
Twilight_Spark: Everybody who was there died, admittedly.
ContingentCat: a lot of people didn't survive
Coherent_Noise: You know like killing 2 birds with 1 stone. Adam: wait why are we killing birds?
RealGamerCow: I like telling people that Isaac Newton did a bunch of his science to try to prove God exists
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: how much of the atmosphere in 1970 was cigarette smoke and leaded gasoline vapor
Micalovits: For many many years, more people died in london than was born - city only grew cause so many moved there
A_Dub888: Boy humanity sure is
Jillexie: Needed accidental testing on guinea pigs to figure out scurvy and how ascorbic acid stopped it.
TheAinMAP:
beowuuf: not crab, not lobsters
RatherLargeToad:
Julian_Rogue: Maybe they're like lobsters and if they decompose any they are poisonous?
Talin06: keep it fresh
ContingentCat: they were bored without the internet
Mr_Horrible: all humans are actually horror movie villains, the fear makes it taste better
realbadatthis_: frogs are tasty
wedge_x: checks out
accountmadeforants: To be clear, 60C will kill you pretty quickly, never mind boiling.
Mr_Horrible: Brain Damage: it's what for dinner
RockPusher: Thomas Midgley Jr.
accountmadeforants: Oh right the guy who strangled himself right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants It will kill almost anything
thedepthandbreadthofseth: CFC's
Coherent_Noise: CFCs
Jillexie: THat\ same guy invenred freon
raulghoulia: Cloroflorocarbsons too
rosesmcgee: And he died by his own hand accidentally
RealGamerCow: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa There are so many pictures of LA in the 80s that are just 100% smog
Mr_Horrible: he fucked up so bad so often he's got a Behind The Bastards episode
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yup
Seneschal_JWS: However, he was eventually killed by another of his own terrible inventions.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: no, he saved thousands of lives. and then endangered millions more.
Mr_Horrible: we actually fixed it, yeah
letsbelgo: Its shrinking
RockPusher: Midgley "had more adverse impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in Earth's history"
wedge_x: we banned CFC's!
Spades_Slicc: Thomas Midgley Jr. is the leaded gas guy
Coherent_Noise: Every invention was to replace something even worse
wedge_x: lol
beowuuf: all hail montreal protocol, etc
SnackPak_: we stopped using cfcs and it worked!
gualdhar: we actually fixed something!
Twilight_Spark: It can actually work.
beowuuf: regulations works
itsr67: we did a pretty solid job
accountmadeforants: Yeah he built a machine with tons of pulleys to help himself around the house and then it strangled him
Capt_clown: Oh, he founded Dow Chemical and later Monsanto.... Even worse, it says here he started the trend of putting raisins in potato salad...THE BASTARD!
BrindleBoar: the people of the world stopped spraying that shit everywhere *looks at gasoline*
ButterBall000: We fixed the hole, now we have an issue with too much Co2
Invitare: we stopped using CFCs and the problem solved itself. It's strange how listening to the scientists worked
Mr_Horrible: that and Y2K are like the biggest examples of humanity *ACTUALLY* coming together to do something positive
RealGamerCow: Turns out regulations works
xantos69: I wonder what person that wasn't a leader of a country killed the most people. Gotta be a scientist with a bad idea.
Morrigan9: all the satellites coming down might be reopening it by burning up
Sarah_Serinde: No see that's the thing: we did things about the ozone layer and we're doing things about climate change and it makes a difference
realbadatthis_: the hole in the ozone was to let all the leaded gas fumes out
A_Dub888: nothing a few strips of duct tape can't fix
ContingentCat: a bunch of those environmental protections worked imagine that
ButButTheJesus: as always, reminder that the ozone hole is a separate issue from global warming
beowuuf: yup
Mr_Horrible: we put a giant cork in it
Mr_Horrible: Futurama style
TheMerricat: This is also that guy: "In 1940, at the age of 51, Midgley contracted polio and was left severely disabled. He devised an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to lift himself out of bed. On November 2, 1944, at the age of 55, he was found dead at his home in Worthington, Ohio. He had been killed by his own device after he became entangled in it and died of strangulation."
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: science doesn't make enough money in a single quarter so we can't do it
adept_nekomancer: We filled it in with microplastics
Micalovits: But think of the profits Beej!
thebuzzstreams: The world is the true Jungle of Horrors
SnackPak_: it's happy! we fixed it!
Sarah_Serinde: Like there's a lot of problems and a lot of barriers but people are still actively working to make things better and I promise you that some things *are* getting better
ButterBall000: Humanity's attempt at terraforming has been less than successful
thedepthandbreadthofseth: we fixed it because while Reagan and Thatcher were evil, they weren't stupid and incapable of understanding consequences.
RealGamerCow: Remember when the atmosphere got a ton better in 2020 when there were no cars on the road? Good times
Julian_Rogue: @ButterBall000 no but it has been Terra-Fying
Invitare: ah, Paido continues to be a valuable addition to this mission
ArdCollider: my mom's car blew a full freon bottle in our garage one year and poison control was like "you can just open the garage door"
ButterBall000: @Juliamon Into the Terror Frier
LoadingReadyRun:
so what you're saying is the hole in the ozone layer was all a hoax
UtilityPunk: This thing is an oversized worm on a string with strong lats?
RealGamerCow: What is a snake but a hot dog?
Spades_Slicc: @LoadingReadyRun just like y2k
Mr_Horrible: costco hotdog but it's 1.65
Capt_clown: Adam's never seen the horror caused by a gas station roller dog
UnknownFriday: Adam obviously hasn't been on Scrandle.
Invitare: omg Paido did something
calculated_uncertainties: Paul! No.
Mr_Horrible: happy for Paido
Coherent_Noise: Paido cast dagger
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Jean. Baptiste. Emmanuel. Xlorg.
LoadingReadyRun: @Spades_Slicc "why do I need this stupid parachute? I'm already falling slowly"
DoodlestheGreat: I dunno. Some of the ones I saw yesterday looked lethal.
Vinewood_OG: Some of them might make an okay melee weapon.
IanAllenBird: damn
RealGamerCow: Oh did we just extinct another race?
Mr_Horrible: Adam you just hit like 3 different kinks in one sentence
Seneschal_JWS: ZLORGSTINCTION
xantos69: Adam ended their entire species
beowuuf: danarg actually a nature reserve
Mr_Horrible: no
Talin06: we are the good guy still right?
DoodlestheGreat: Woodsy the Owl will be calling on you, mistyer.
Twilight_Spark: Xlorg! I used to program in Xlorg.
UnknownFriday: Has anyone made a Linux GUI joke? xlorg configs always seem to kill my install, etc. etc.?
SnackPak_: got a kick hat trick
ButterBall000: @LoadingReadyRun "He seemed to be having fun before he hit the ground"
Spades_Slicc: feeding
Micalovits: Paralysed and force feeding for sure
xantos69: I don't think you want that sir.
Mr_Horrible: that's the Cop Genes talking, Adam
Dog_of_Myth:
Vinewood_OG: Cracked like Bane
Mr_Horrible: fight it
dougma: ha
Micalovits: I don't think thats posible Adam
PharaohBender27:
SnackPak_: too stupid to be a cop?
ButterBall000: Don't ask unless you're ready for the answer
DoodlestheGreat: Cops don't wear jeans. They're into leather pants.
thebuzzstreams:
Micalovits: Have you seen cops?
e_bloc: I think you mean not stupid enough
leodanet: "too stupid" is exactly what they're looking for nowadays
RealGamerCow: I submit that Adam is too smart to be a cop
Mr_Horrible: yeah, nature is healiing
Mr_Horrible: he's the good guy
DoodlestheGreat: @SnackPak_ He'd be recruited into ICE.
realbadatthis_: empty the clip at a falling acorn don't take a genius
e_bloc: It's the xlorgcle of life
Spades_Slicc: Swamps store carbon!!
PharaohBender27: Wetlands are ecologically important, though
UnknownFriday: We're turning the Xlorgs gay!
UnknownFriday: Happy Pride
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: For a guide, Paido is living too long. I don't trust him.
beowuuf: your sommerswerd actually destroys the ozone tht's why you barelt use it
dougma: I have.... used to live next to one
Haz_Themself: getting big Escort Quest vibes from Paido
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adept_nekomancer: "We have swamp at home!"
Invitare: I've been to a moor
SnackPak_:
LRR swamp day
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: any fen fans here
ContingentCat: I think I've been to a marsh
wedge_x: a bog is just a temperate swamp, sure
lamina5432: I live above a swamp
GasCityGaming: Med Hat is a desert, does Echo Dale count? (inside comment for Beej)
beowuuf: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters gnaag paido is completely trustworthy
Vinewood_OG:
Uh it's a lagoonal estuary...
xantos69: We need Road Quest 2: Swamp Roadtrip.
abaddon2501: Yes. I lived in FL. Swamps, bogs, byaus. They're important for the environment, but humans don't belong in them
Seneschal_JWS: Road Quest 2 - We Go to a Swamp
ContingentCat: I'm pretty sure they feel the same
letsbelgo: mosquitos are pollinators btw
PharaohBender27: Same. Which is why I put bug spray on myself
ButterBall000: They pinch and pull
Juliamon: they take a whole ass chunk out
Sarah_Serinde: We definitely already have a video with Kathleen and some other people in a swamp-adjacent place
Coherent_Noise: I lived in Florida. Would not suggest it
abaddon2501: Hate mosquitoes? NEVER go to FL
lamina5432: hate horse flys
Athelgar: horse and deer flies both take chunks out of you
RealGamerCow: Horseflies suck
frank_the_great: New MtG bit: everyone has to go to a different basic land. Plains easy pick1
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I recall there being a GVlog of the Stark-DeVere family visiting a wetland area
abaddon2501: Horse flies are so bad I FL. Seriously. Don't go. Go to the Cali Disney
Mr_Horrible: "I used Grease for that hilarious prank earlier, so I'm all out for the day, sorry"
Micalovits: @frank_the_great I mean, they live on an island
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 That too but that's not the one I had in mind
RealGamerCow: Ugh leeches
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @frank_the_great So Wizards and Jet Lag The Game did a collab for the Spider-Man, and the concept for gaining lands was pretty similar.
Vinewood_OG: 5pm Gwaihir to Mordor
xantos69: "Well why didn't they just fly the Eagles to Mordor?!"
jchinnock: airship covered in cotton bslls
PharaohBender27:
But the Dark Lord would *totally* see through our cloud disguise
beowuuf: sit on hands seems strong
beowuuf: LOL
RealGamerCow: Wut that front do
Coherent_Noise: The wizard from book 1 had a crew of dwarves on his ship in book 5
SquareDotCube: Is it just a passionfruit?
Micalovits: Red Flag for the Red Fruit
RealGamerCow: Go noodling
Mr_Horrible: that's inviting a Gloomhaven outcome
Vinewood_OG: Gapefruit
UtilityPunk: But what if we're hongry?
xantos69: I snap into it and never loop back
Micalovits:
Pick one you're not a coward 
Vinewood_OG: Fair
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but Adam what if I'm on an alien planet and someone explicitly told me not to touch anything, can I touch something then?
NotCainNorAbel: I saw this Simpsons, you might get into the donuts land though
Haz_Themself: nice cracking out 'biome' for this, this biologist approves
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus: i dun wanna
xantos69: But I'm Sweedish not finish
ContingentCat: wow rude
Mr_Horrible:
lamina5432:
Haz_Themself: lmfao
Mr_Horrible:
goddammit
DoodlestheGreat: LOL
itsr67: LMFAO
NotCainNorAbel: ADAM!
beowuuf: oh my god
shendaras:
TheAinMAP:
SquareDotCube: Just throw it
Styxseus:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: NOOOO!!!!
ContingentCat: lol yes it's pride!
VoodontWoW: ADAM
accountmadeforants: If we disturb the fruits it might leave way for a more dangerous predator
Mr_Horrible: "none of my business, but happy for them"
beowuuf: not the ally you want but the ally you need
accountmadeforants:
xantos69: Not for long I guess
Invitare:
not again Paido 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I want a picture of this animal.
accountmadeforants: Paido's here to walk into every rake we're sidestepping
Invitare: it'd betray more than anxiety if you told him about the fruit
PharaohBender27: THE NETWORK IS DOWN
beowuuf: we're in the danarf, one before
Mr_Horrible: "ohhhh you went to the *SLOUGH* instead. Common mistake."
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Have you tried turning it off and on?
RealGamerCow: don't ask directions, don't get therapy
NotCainNorAbel: You want Swamp, this is Swampe
Mr_Horrible: I'm with Beej, yeah. I just wanna know where I'm going
lamina5432: I pulled some mail stubborness yesterday
GamerCat88: bring back big paper maps for driving
ContingentCat: yeah now you've got your own map it's fine
randomblathering: “Should have taken that right turn at Albuquerque.”
realbadatthis_: gas too pricey for me to be assigned lost at birth
DoodlestheGreat: I'm really looking forward to the next stream highlights.
IanAllenBird: omg
RealGamerCow: I just say "Straight ahead
jchinnock: men would rather create world shattering AI systems than ask for directions
Capt_clown: Adam was getting ready to turn that dude into hashbrowns
RealGamerCow: no one has ever waited an hour at McDonalds ever
Vinewood_OG: Crapshot when?
Mr_Horrible: you gotta *real* mad to be ready to throw hands at someone who looks like Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jchinnock Or destroy the world rather than admit their AI doesn't do anything *nod nod*
GamerCat88: did he turn around and see how tall you were and was like umm yeah man
lamina5432: why would he pick a fight with you, given your size?
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, big gear-grinder for me
Capt_clown: McDonalds customers are somehow always the worst. Almost got into it with a doordasher who was freaking out at some employees
abaddon2501: You'd have to be insane to pick a fight with Adam. He obviously lifts. Kudos to Adam for stepping in
Strebenherz: Bless customers that act like Adam
Invitare: as someone who works in customer services, whenever someone brings up time they *always* exaggerate
lamina5432: you got big arms
abaddon2501: Height and muscles.
GasCityGaming: I used to be a geeksquad agent retail and service in one, had many OOOOF moments
hallkomp: I will say, I feel like I'm bless to work in service and not have been called something bad yet
gualdhar: McDonald's: Not fast, not cheap, not good.
Vinewood_OG: No longer fast nor food
Capt_clown: Adam getting his McGriddle in Compton
ContingentCat: unfortunately a lot of corporations have figured out they can save money by just understaffing it seems everywhere doesn't have enough people now
Mr_Horrible: you basically gotta always remember, if there's someone you can actually yell at, they have 0 control over the thing that's making you mad, like 99% of the time
jhmv: You're probably way bigger than the guy. Also he plays fighting games, I'd bet on him
abaddon2501: @Vinewood_OG Nor cheap enough to be worth it
beowuuf:
we're kai, we don't need to know things
xantos69: Well geez. Good thing we checked.
Mr_Horrible: Paido Told-You-So count: 2
Seneschal_JWS: Paido doesn't help in fights because he's the mission payload specialist.
7gorobei: fruit mimic, island mimic
PharaohBender27: For dramatic effect!
Talin06: the guy who just killed a guy by feeding him is friends is an asshole you say?
DoodlestheGreat: Pie Dough has short-term memory issues.
accountmadeforants: I did wait for a burger at a McDonalds for about half an hour one time (I'd already gotten my fries and milkshake and was just shooting the shit with friends, so I barely noticed) When I came and asked it turned out they'd made it but just left it in the heated tray all that time and forgot to brought it. They made a new one and gave me another milkshake for free.
Mr_Horrible: "You must save 1; choose"
ArtDecoSunburn: Holiday tech support over holidays for parents is our society's greatest generational transfer, greater even than Social Security.
Capt_clown: "Why is there 3 rotary phones, 2 beepers, a walkman, 8-track player and Amiga?"
PharaohBender27:
IanAllenBird: Nooo
Strebenherz: WHAT HOW
adept_nekomancer: What? How?
BrindleBoar: that's bad
Strebenherz: HOW THE F
A_Dub888:
that'll do it
beowuuf:
jchinnock: it’s liquid cooled
wedge_x: internet juice
accountmadeforants: That can happen, water can creep up a cable. That's why outdoor cables tend to have talc in them.
Capt_clown: Sounds like they didn't seal the connect where it enters the house
realbadatthis_: they found the blinker fluid!
jchinnock: I’m going to fight you in McDa
jchinnock: mcDs
A_Dub888: He's gonna make you wait an hour so he can get a coffee
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS It is true other astronauts rag on mission specialists for their titles.
accountmadeforants: I have the tremendous advantage of my dad also knowing tech. So I'm only called upon when he's already tried the obvious stuff, and can give a clear explanation of what's wrong.
RealGamerCow: I had an office that would lose internet occasionally. I eventually figured out that it was when it was rainy AND windy. The wind-driven rain would get into the pipe with the internet cable and short it out.
beowuuf: are the inhabitants bipeds minding their own business?
Driosenth: That must have been a really old cable. It takes a LOOOONG time for that much water to defused into through the insulation of the jacket.
beowuuf: LOL
beowuuf: surprise!
calculated_uncertainties: Wizard snake!
RealGamerCow: its the top half of an Auberg or whatever those were called
xantos69: This bro is just busting out of the top of your birthday cake
realbadatthis_: !card shriekmaw
LRRbot: Shriekmaw [4B] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Fear / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. / Evoke {1}{B}
Serpens77:
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Jturbobanana: Are you here for the Mitzzzzzzvah?
abaddon2501: So this does take place in FL! lmao
Driosenth: Today Adam learns
Strebenherz: Oh no time for Adam to learn the hiss gronk
ContingentCat: Oh Adam
ArtDecoSunburn: @Jturbobanana The snake is hissing because they invited his mohel.
Vinewood_OG: Gronk, is this true?
IanAllenBird: it hasn't said anything yet so no evidence it knows what consent is
jhmv: It's not long, it's just a test to know if it's sex or beastiality
ArdCollider: we can actually now *ask* for consent!
WiJohn: Man we're gonna explode its head instead of riding it again
ArdCollider: huge leap for the Kai Lord
accountmadeforants: @Driosenth I've definitely seen it happen in a short time in recessed floor spotlights when using cables not meant for outdoor use. (But those light fixtures are just hell for water anyway. On top of potentially not being sealed properly, the temperature swings of the light being on and off can cause a pressure difference and help draw moisture in even further.)
Strebenherz: Can it talk? Then it can give consent in other words
Sarah_Serinde: It's not like that's a naive/ignorant thing, it's an internet thing that not everyone on the internet is going to know
Sarah_Serinde:
it's probably pretty niche, chat
niccus: depends on the exact mythology
Strebenherz: @Sarah_Serinde Fair nuff
Vinewood_OG: If you have to ask....
Mr_Horrible: sentient doesn't necessarily mean sapient, yeah
gualdhar: hello, Koko?
PharaohBender27: Note: This is not legal advice
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants But yeah not sure how it'd happen with internet cables
Cptasparagus: I was just watching a video about Alton Brown communicating with an octopus....
Seneschal_JWS: Named after Captain Jack Harkness from Dr Who
IanAllenBird: lmao
Seneschal_JWS: as he's the dude who would sleep with all aliens of all genders and none
Driosenth: We as in humanity, Beej
GamerCat88: we as in LRR or the royal we
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Paul might have done it.
Invitare: You're right, it IS an awesome name.
Invitare: *snake
GamerCat88: new level of Patron unlocked
abaddon2501: Alton brown
Vinewood_OG:
Resident Alien or The Deep? 
Sarah_Serinde: Paido sure is in peril a whole lot
Haz_Themself: a LOT of research is centered around figuring out how to talk to plants and animals
abaddon2501: Is an S tier person
accountmadeforants: Oh hell I want that so badly
rosesmcgee: You're SOL Paido
Mr_Horrible: that's a Far Side bit
Haz_Themself: ppl fking crazy for that fairytale shit
PharaohBender27: Octopuses can communicate by changing color, at least in the sense of "Oh hi, I recognize you." I know because my Dad used to visit a free aquarium frequently in the late 1960s, and the octopus there got to recognize him and would change color any time it saw him.
Juliamon: "this doesn't smell like food"
RealGamerCow: double U slash E, I'm out
Seneschal_JWS: Lone Wolf smelled deicious, no longer smells delicious, so why eat?
accountmadeforants: "Talk to the ha- oh fuck I don't have hands"
Invitare: "curse you Kai warrior. You have outwitted me. The victory is yourssssss"
beowuuf: eeew, you guys will just taste like water
tdapenguin: @PharaohBender27 ¡That is sooo neat!!!!!!
7gorobei: made humans taste like soap
Juliamon: "this looked like a delicious salad, but now that I'm closer it's just a head of iceberg??"
shendaras: free range
Haz_Themself: adam knows what a whole head of lettuce tastes like
Terr0rc0tta: mammal is a delicacy in the swamp
PharaohBender27: @Haz_Themself So does Beej, to his chagrin
SnackPak_: the experience is different with a whole head
ContingentCat: Wow
SquareDotCube: It's like water, except crunchy and worse
ButButTheJesus: crunchy water!
BrindleBoar: cabbage is worse
UtilityPunk: Lettuce is crunchy water
RealGamerCow: you should have deferred to Beej
lamina5432: preach
Vinewood_OG: I wasn't rawdoggin it
lochnessseammonster:
niccus: fiber is its own reward
RealGamerCow: VERY little fiber
xantos69: I have never agreed with you more than right now Adam.
accountmadeforants: Lettuce is useful as texture. But yeah it's kinda wasteful. We can do without lettuce.
SquareDotCube: It's filler diet food
Strebenherz: Noted, gifting Adam a head of lettuce if I see him at a convention
lochnessseammonster: some of us enjoy crunchy water ok
DoodlestheGreat: Some lettuce is good. Iceberg is the Wonder Bread of vegetables.
Cptasparagus: arugula master race
MetroIceberg: Rhoughage.
KWardJenx: sitting here, eating my salad...
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
I like a nice leaf lettuce
UtilityPunk: Celery is the superior crunchy water
Sarah_Serinde: ew, celery
Juliamon: Celery is great, holds pb like a champ
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @MetroIceberg please tell me it's not spelled like this...
Invitare: through the jungle. Secret secret secret trail
UtilityPunk: "What if the secret trail is /too/ cool?"
accountmadeforants: @lochnessseammonster I do too. But I've gotta say, we can definitely do without lettuce. Like if lettuce disappeared tomorrow I'd probably move on the same day.
Serpens77: celery tastes like sap and misery
PharaohBender27: Chopped celery is good for soups and salads
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon do you go full ants on a log?
Sarah_Serinde:
I don't want it in my soups and salads though
Haz_Themself: paido, you moron, you absolute idiot
Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth nah, raisins are too sweet for me
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon may I offer... dark chocalate chips!
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Ah so celery is to you is how mushrooms are to me. Fair enough
accountmadeforants: But then the Elder Magi started a 1000 year war with them
Sarah_Serinde:
@PharaohBender27 Yup, whereas I love mushrooms. To each their own
beowuuf: which gives us the cool pictyure
xantos69: Is Paido ever going to bust out some of his battle magic? Until now he has mostly just used a dagger.
accountmadeforants: Lmao Paido
Invitare: Paido you lumbering baboon
Mr_Horrible: "Aw dangit!"
Serpens77: @Sarah_Serinde 🤝 fellow celery hater
Isaac3567: You would think the wizard would have some sort of silence spell
NotCainNorAbel: did I do that?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Sarah_Serinde I'm a big believes that celery is good for making stock and stew, but then it has then given all it's goodness to the dish, and what remains is to be discarded?
Juliamon: what kind of mage doesn't have anything for that??
Sarah_Serinde: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I can get on board with that
Mr_Horrible: YESSSSSSS
Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth This is how I feel about onions
Mr_Horrible: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
accountmadeforants: Again, I'm convinced "Battlemage" is just... someone who Battles Mages for a living.
xantos69: So glad we took this little diversion.
PharaohBender27: Oh know, Lone Wolf is fighting US!
ghizmou: man, now I want this for my next dnd pc portrait
PharaohBender27: *Oh no
SquareDotCube: If we don't get him the tetanus will
beowuuf: we actually get access to the battlemagics as a grandmaster. it's stuff like 'make weapon tip burn' 'do dragon shout' and 'invisible fist'
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon onion have many excellent uses, but the ones you made the soup with aren't really food anymore. they're just an empty vessel.
GamerCat88: the long game
xantos69: You gave them cancer!?!?!? Not cool bro
wedge_x: death by cosmic ray
ContingentCat: They'll die of skin cancer after like 60 years
accountmadeforants: So we evade combat but we do kill them basically?
Styxseus: I cast lead poisoning
NoxStryx: They abandon all hope
ContingentCat:
You're doing great Adam
gualdhar: low bar?
peachsynapse: i mean he just licked a rusty blade, he might get tetanus, that'll finish him off
gualdhar: haha
Cptasparagus: this is like if ancient aliens came here and saw dinosaurs and were like "nah" so they towed an asteroid at our orbit and didn't quite finish the job
SquareDotCube: the ghagrim forgot the blade was poisoned
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But how much does a brick weigh?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, if anyone ever tries to tell you cancer rates are increasing, please remember no, lifespans are increasing.
accountmadeforants:
I did think it was funny I'm just being nitpicky 
abaddon2501: Your doing great man
SnackPak_: the long game
Coherent_Noise: All good. Adam's best is at least entertaining
Mr_Horrible: Bigby's Disdainful Handwave
xantos69: Next up he will be offering cigarettes to the children.
KWardJenx: Jesus! Who's the real monster?
Mr_Horrible:
yum yum paint chips 
Invitare: wasn't lead used as a sugar substitute?
accountmadeforants: @Invitare Sure was
Mr_Horrible: this transcript is gold
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yeah, all those towns out West named "sweetwater" where not actually the perfect place to start your toen.
lamina5432: the dilerium of the choose your own adventure books
tdapenguin: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Whoops!
Twilight_Spark: So he's Tom Clancy?
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Exactly. The sort of dry gulch town where you'd run into a Judge Roy Bean.
RealGamerCow: lol
GamerCat88: no one knows what its about
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn do I know who Judge Roy Bean is?
Vinewood_OG: And that man, Terry Matalas.
NoxStryx: The spell should be called Adam's Generational "Talent". It basically does something that will ruin the talent for generations to come.
ContingentCat: Wow
NightValien28: holy shit
matthaus_c: what a character
accountmadeforants: Oh my fucking god that's so funny
RockPusher:
NightValien28: that is a rarity
Dog_of_Myth:
matthaus_c: I don't think I'll ever be that funny god damn
xantos69: You don't want to know any of the answers.
ArtDecoSunburn: He was one of those Wild West characters. "The Only Law West of the Pecos." Paul Newman played him in a movie.
ContingentCat: Don't ask questions you don't want answered
GamerCat88: and then he walked away
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam, we need a Tom accent for one of the book characters
RealGamerCow: In my mind he looks like Narduwar
ContingentCat: Yeah a while ago
beowuuf: or he went to the same crack in the back of a building like in road quest
Mr_Horrible: it's like the Mario Golf Toadstool Tour that Beej got gifted in Road Quest
matthaus_c: it was you and Alex I think?
A_Dub888: Ben and Alex streamed it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn You had me at Paul Newman.
itsr67: also all of seachats that was there got to sign it
itsr67: afaik
itsr67: (the fanfic)
niccus: the real the real tom clancy
morteica: Back when I was an aerial arts performer I always got called by my stage name, Morteica, and it definitely took some getting used to
Mr_Horrible: original printing
Mr_Horrible: commitment to the bit
Sarah_Serinde: Love that for him
SquareDotCube: A COVID project!
ContingentCat: Thats great as a thing to have people sign, "would you sign my fanfic" is a great sentence
Wolfstrike_NL: 5 minutes of reading, than another distraction
Twilight_Spark: Why you'd kill this encampment anyway?
ArtDecoSunburn: @morteica Is it pronounced like "tish-a" or "teak-a" or "tyke-a" ?
beowuuf: anakin cosplay
RealGamerCow: To be fair, Adam is VERY tall, it was notable when I met him in person
Mr_Horrible: "Uh, hello? Kai master? Get with the program."
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat I hope the fanfic is about celebrities signing things.
RealGamerCow: Yeah, the average height of LRR is tall
thedepthandbreadthofseth: adults who are 5'6"
Mr_Horrible: lembas
Dog_of_Myth:
LoadingReadyRun: Adam among the little people
Mr_Horrible: exclusively
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, nutrition goes a long way in being tall. This is why you need to eat veggies
PharaohBender27: Yep, I'm 5'8"
GasCityGaming: corn syrup
BrowneePointz: I saw the Seachats meetup photo, there was at LEAST 4-5 people around your height
Twilight_Spark: Thanks?
ButButTheJesus: sugar
lamina5432: people be small, I am 6'1 and people still be mostly shorter then me
morteica: Ouch... 5'3 on a good day here.
ContingentCat: Especially since you're used to being around tall people
Coherent_Noise: They subsist on lettuce
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Short people live longer, Adam.
Vinewood_OG: 2nd breakfast?
GapFiller: why does Adam the Largest Streamer ect ect
Twilight_Spark: Maybe I need that extra $1 of rice actually?
KWardJenx: mostly lettuce
UtilityPunk: Eating too much lettuce, not enough real veg smh
GasCityGaming: It's canon, LRR is abover average height
jchinnock: humble brag
morteica: How tall is Heather? She looks as short as me... Then again if you're all tall...
RealGamerCow: I remember meeting Heather and saying "She's taller than I thought"
tdapenguin: I wanted some sort of fire-vine
Mr_Horrible: the L in LRR stands for "Long"
beowuuf: i mean cameron is tall and never seems it when you see him with other lrr peeps
accountmadeforants: As a Dutch person, this was also my experience visiting the US. Not even there not being people my height, just the distribution of height skewing so much lower.
ContingentCat: Ticks yeah
BrowneePointz: It's Tick season!
RealGamerCow: leeches.
BrowneePointz: Milipedes are the cows of the bug world!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible and the first R stands for "really long"
Haz_Themself: I'm 6ft, which is kinda normal for a guy. but I am the tallest trans man i know so it feels rarer.
accountmadeforants: Yeah bugs scare me
Invitare: millipedes are harmless herbivores
Strebenherz: Fuck ticks
RealGamerCow: I literally resisted going to camp because I thought there was going to be leeches
Invitare: it's centipedes you need to watch out for
Driosenth: No See Um Anyomre
BrowneePointz: there ARE a couple millipedes that are poisonous
GasCityGaming: Can confirm
BrowneePointz: and yes I mean poisonous not venmous
GasCityGaming: never wanted to play outfield in baseball cause mosquitoes
BrowneePointz: venomous*
accountmadeforants: Ticks are just the fucking worst. I wanna walk through the forest/grass in my shorts but I can't because of those fucks.
beowuuf: just want that good lorestone drugs
ContingentCat: Saskatchewan is only for if that feeling won't go away after 3 months
Seneschal_JWS:
Americans are getting shorter on average (because healthcare and childhood nutrition has been in decline since Reagan )
jchinnock: benefit of being shorter, the bugs fly above your head
BrowneePointz: and the US even has the fun ticks that can make you allergic to meat the rest of your life
matthaus_c: shoutouts to promontories
matthaus_c: gotta be my favourite place to fight deathclaws
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @accountmadeforants White Americans also overestimate the average height on top of that, because they aren't as aware of Asian and Latin comminities.
UtilityPunk: Paido's player missed this TTRPG session
Driosenth: awe or ahh!
UtilityPunk: Hence the unexplained vanishment
morteica: @accountmadeforants Creepy crawlers as a whole don't bother me, but F ticks. Those things are terrifying. My uncle got lime disease from one.
BrowneePointz: Temple of Ore-Ida? The Potatoes?
accountmadeforants: @BrowneePointz I'd take that over Lyme tbh
RealGamerCow: @morteica I am less than 50 miles from Lyme, CT. Ticks are horrible
morteica: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Hey a lot of us are short too. It's men who are usually taller.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @morteica I'm only talking about what is perceived as "typical" or estimated to be average.
Strebenherz: @morteica Saw them a lot while living in Kansas. Agreed, F ticks
Twilight_Spark: Odds that Paido will betray us?
morteica: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It depends on your ancestry. "White" encompasses a lot of countries.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Vinewood_OG: Sounds like a pyramid scheme
Strebenherz: Spot check
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @morteica for sure. and it evolves significantly over time.
BrowneePointz: @accountmadeforants Lifetime Auto-Immune Allergy to Meat and Dairy sounds Heinous
LoadingReadyRun: magic temple in a swamp has a very zelda feeling
UtilityPunk: The radiant goodness is probably just a lot of mosquito lamps
BrowneePointz: Magic Temple in a Swamp is just Warcraft
Twilight_Spark: A deed of great esteem seems like it's commemorated here.
beowuuf: escort quest complete
BrowneePointz: That's just the Temple of Atal'Hakkar
xantos69: So wait...
infinity_225: Solid Amber is insane material to build stairs out of
xantos69: Hang on a second. ONLY he knew how to open it? What if he had died?
beowuuf: grab a stone, escape
Invitare: stairs made of maple syrup
beowuuf: @xantos69 need to go back and pick up a new vakeros
PharaohBender27: They were just constantly harvesting sap
Twilight_Spark: Magical afterglow incoming.
ArtDecoSunburn: The Romanov Czars had a room of amber paneling at the Winter Palace.
Tobenamed1: Howdy doody
RatherLargeToad: it is suspicious that he hasn’t randomly died yet
beowuuf: loot the temple!
realbadatthis_: magic...tree-D printing amber
BrowneePointz: Carved Quartz? Jesus that would take a while
UnknownFriday: Legit thought that about two entries ago.
UnknownFriday: "Why did it only now occur to me that Paido's probably going to backstab us?"
ContingentCat: Drugs yay!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mentioned he was living too long like an hour ago
WiJohn: Companion betrayal go!
xantos69: I was kind of hoping for a maze or something.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: oh come on.
GasCityGaming: I was hoping for another wall of doors we had to catapult ourselves at.
PharaohBender27: "Paido tries to push you off the skyship"
beowuuf: once we get home, i can retire, and propose to my best girl, and finally have that heart to heart with my parents i always meant to have, and also teach my secrets t othe next vakeros
UtilityPunk: Yo, Spelljammer adventure in the next book?
Twilight_Spark: Eheheh, I'll trick you for sure
InconsiderateHat: Oh sick, mobile boss battle
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 i think the other way around, because lone wolf is just too used to companions dying
Invitare: oh no, wretched birds
Haz_Themself: i as gonna say 'now kiss him you fool' but well, i guess this is the part where they almost kiss before OH NO A MONSTER
A_Dub888: Lordaks
SquareDotCube: oh we've dealt with them, just laser them out the sky
RealGamerCow: I can't imagine how hard these books must have been without the Somerswerd
PharaohBender27: "We lost the ozone and now THIS!?"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the edge of your blade deflect a STREAM OF LIQUID FLAME?
Coherent_Noise: A Vorvor and a Dakdak
GasCityGaming: we CatDog them?!
Athelgar: straight up the middle like in that one Tales from the Crypt episode?
matthaus_c: it worked for Gygax
UtilityPunk: Vordak^2
DoodlestheGreat: Then you find they're both named "Bob."
SquareDotCube: VorVor and DakDak
accountmadeforants: If Vordak's so good how come they never made a- oh shit
itsr67: PEGGLE
itsr67: TWOOO
ButButTheJesus: YEAH PEGGLE 2
SnackPak_: I had no idea
ButButTheJesus: I thought he slapped the stage floor?
accountmadeforants: They earned that one
itsr67: and then they go to the next announcement
itsr67: LMFAO
ButButTheJesus: nah he didn't slap the stage nevermind
itsr67: it does look like it
itsr67: but he does just do like a fist pump jump
jchinnock: I hope Beej prints it out, and then Adam can get people to sign it!
beowuuf: someone suggested earlier an LRL bit of people acting out adam reading a cyoa/... but really it needs to be adam reading out beej's notes
rosesmcgee: Paido's credentials are strong
beowuuf: seems fine
beowuuf: dead
beowuuf: we completed the escort quest
Cptasparagus: you also can't bake a pie without piedough
beowuuf: beats people once more getting blown up
thedepthandbreadthofseth: still hearing "pie dough" - i.e. "I can't fly the ship without pie dough!"
Seneschal_JWS: Forget draining the swamp, we're going to bomb the swamp
Sarah_Serinde: Paido get it together
accountmadeforants: What if we die and Paido becomes the main character instead, forever haunted by survivor's guilt and his regret over lying about being a battle mage
accountmadeforants: Never mind
beowuuf: oh no! anyway
PharaohBender27: Welp, goodbye Paido
BrowneePointz: I've never seen that spelling of Draft used for that version of Draft
UtilityPunk: This is a strange version of Free Willy
InconsiderateHat: You can't just lazer the rope?
Sarah_Serinde: at least it's not a woman who keeps being in peril, I guess
Seneschal_JWS: PaiDon't
rosesmcgee: Rest In Paido
xantos69: Kai Trek 2: Search for Paido?
DoodlestheGreat: Pie Dough knew the job was dangerous when he took it.
accountmadeforants: 1 prayer = 1 second of safety for Paido
PharaohBender27: Suuuurrrre
UtilityPunk: Your ancestors say "don't worry about Paido"
BrowneePointz: You should've called out "No! Pai-don't!"
RatherLargeToad: Paido will return…in Thunderball
A_Dub888: "calling on the spirits of your ancestors to watch him cuz you sure as shit aren't"
GasCityGaming:
We thought "he'll be fine" and we felt better about it
SquareDotCube: lost a companion, gained a sick airship
ShaneLeeAtk: But what about our forklift license??
accountmadeforants: @A_Dub888 That's one hell of an excuse to avoid paying alimony
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @SquareDotCube Watch it never come up again
BrowneePointz: Mary Sue/Marty Stu
beowuuf: second vakeros lost in two books, at least we didn't kill this one
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Seneschal_JWS:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Streamer man was funny today.
BrowneePointz: not the Gyatt legions!
jchinnock: lol I also heard gyatt
accountmadeforants: Do not step into the mercury well
BrowneePointz: @jchinnock them legions be fuckin CAKED
accountmadeforants: Please
PharaohBender27: Wait, didn't we see the dark lord thanks to a bowl of silvery liquid?
Cptasparagus: is there a Lake Tahou?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tahoe... on the border of Nevada and California?
BrowneePointz: the challenge of Chevrolet
PharaohBender27:
696
DoodlestheGreat: HOO-RAY!
beowuuf: eh, the barge at the start
beowuuf: yup, barge
PharaohBender27:
That's what you get for avoiding boats
Seneschal_JWS: "Castle Death", "Jungle of Horrors", "Cauldron of Fear"... why do we never go anywhere nice?
xantos69: You can just run it back.
ShaneLeeAtk: Where was the jungle?
Juliamon: The swamp was a jungle
Haz_Themself: This was a great first live stream for me - thanks chat, you've been great! Thanks Adam and Beej!
Seneschal_JWS: In the jungle The mighty jungle Lord Paido sleeps tonight
Jturbobanana: The Swungle
accountmadeforants: @Seneschal_JWS They already turned the Tower of Fun into a tourist trap.
Coherent_Noise: Jungle started when you crested into a dead volcano
beowuuf: the series picks up speed from here to 12
PharaohBender27: Technically a jungle just requires dense forest and tangled vegetation, it's just usually tropical
InconsiderateHat: Yeah like... Why had nobody stolen the lorestone yet?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Joe was like "Crap, I don't have enough entries for the temple, let's skip it"
itsr67: hell yeah
accountmadeforants: This is a lot of fun
Wolfstrike_NL: 2 more years to go
shendaras:
ContingentCat: Sounds good
KWardJenx: This series is dope
Coherent_Noise: Books will keep being sent
lamina5432: see you for the next 3 years
ButButTheJesus: I love these when I can catch them
IanAllenBird:
beowuuf: yay, glad you are enjoying them, i always worried they would be too straight forwards for the stream
Vinewood_OG: Oh we're finishing this!
itsr67: all the books explode
singinnonsense: I loved those books as a kid
jhmv: All copies of the book might be lost
jhmv: Bye people
lochnessseammonster:
jhmv: thanks for the stream
lamina5432: gnight
abaddon2501: Yes plz. These are so fun
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
xantos69:
50 Bits! Great stream. Love this series with you.
accountmadeforants:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @jhmv all copies of all books ever are lost.
abaddon2501: Another great stream. Thanks all.
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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InconsiderateHat:
jchinnock: Choose your own Funding!
PharaohBender27:
@xantos69
RockPusher: You CAN just Paypal
RockPusher: !paypal
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Vinewood_OG: X gunna gift it to ya!
khonsulixo:
@xantos69
Seneschal_JWS: I watch LRR streams in a pool of silvery metal. No sub fees!
abaddon2501: New shirts?
Sarah_Serinde: !dragonshield
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Seneschal_JWS Yeah, but they get you with the curses.
ArtDecoSunburn: Not a popular opinion, but I'd almost rather go back to advertising versus subscription based entertainment.
abaddon2501: I'd love a new shirt...in blabk🤞
Dog_of_Myth:
LurkingFarmer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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Thanks for subscribing, LurkingFarmer! (Today's storm count: 38)
RockPusher:
RockPusher:
PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn I would disagree solely on the basis that so, SO much of the ads now are for gambling apps
DoodlestheGreat: "Rosebud...."
InconsiderateHat: I came across Sledding Game the other day, looks cute!
BrowneePointz: that frog is untobbothered
matthaus_c: the twilight zone friday nights is real
JKBalch: So happy for cribbage and bridge
itsr67: re9 returns
GamerCat88:
ContingentCat: Grandma time
BrowneePointz: Resident Evil Code Veronica remake announced yesterday!
rosesmcgee: We're deep in the Exile Zone @matthaus_c
BrowneePointz: Code Veronica remake!
itsr67: code veronica remake
accountmadeforants: Remake of Code Veronica
GasCityGaming: 2027
ArtDecoSunburn: Recall there was a "Friday Nights" where LRR streamed bridge in a "Twilight Zone" universe.
BrowneePointz: they called it "a reimagining"
Seneschal_JWS: It'sa Resident Evil / Archie crossover.
ArtDecoSunburn: @matthaus_c Exactly!
itsr67: probably a re-do cause the og was ass
I_Am_Clockwork: woo minis night
PharaohBender27: Spearhead?
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Well, back in the day they were for tobacco.
I_Am_Clockwork: Spearhead
Coherent_Noise: Thanks for the stream guys
RockPusher: Spare Head, what we had when shotgunned by that miner
lochnessseammonster:
RockPusher: nice
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
IanAllenBird: o7
SnackPak_: good stream, everyone
Dog_of_Myth:
IanAllenBird:
RealGamerCow: Good stream
KWardJenx: Thank you. Love these streams
beowuuf: bye!
ContingentCat:
Thanks lads
lamina5432: gnight
Darth_Litigious: Thanks for the stream
accountmadeforants:
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, gang
RealGamerCow: Beej offering fishermans friend like the poison stew
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