KeytarCat: Pregaming with breakfast
Sethalidos: !next
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Juliamon: I want some fish
Sethalidos: as someo9ne who has played this game you don't want these fish trust me
KeytarCat: Ah, mercury buildup *nods sagely, missing the point*
Earthenone:
TXC2: CONTACT
Manae:
Earthenone:
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m curious. So I’m here
Manae:
Juliamon: The nessie in the background of the key art looks so sweet and innocent, I'm sure it won't eat us, right?
Sethalidos: @Juliamon nah not that type of game
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TXC2: Nessie is a herbivore.... like a hippo
KeytarCat: thanks Twitch, I know it's a commercial break
BalthusHomewood: Greetings all
TXC2: hello BalthusHomewood welcome
jadielady: hey y'all
Boopity:
@TXC2 Ok but does it have as high a Kas hippos? 
Boopity: *kill rate
jhmv: hello chat
Boopity: Wow, how did that happen
TXC2: hello jadielady and jhmv welcome
TXC2: Boopity of course, it just doesn't EAT people
Manae: !next
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jhmv: who's getting the unsolicited codes today
TXC2:
Manae 
Manae:
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Boopity: @TXC2 It... it now occurs to me that I don't even what nessie's deal is. Like what does she even do?
Sethalidos: supposedly exist
TXC2: Boopity she makes tourism happen in an otherwise poor Scottish loch.
JoTyler: fish fish fish!fish fish fish!
TXC2: Here we GO!
AMuseOfFirebane: Ohh!! I just added the demo for this to my library!
Sethalidos: feeesh
TXC2: Hello Heather
ghizmou: hi heather
Boopity: Hello Heather!
AMuseOfFirebane: hiiii
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
Boopity: This is where codes go to die
TXC2: a bucket, possibly a trough
Sethalidos: thought that was W&P
JoTyler: big bucket of treats
TXC2: !patreon
TheAinMAP: If anything, the codes come to life on this show.
TXC2: !store
jhmv: I'm in the youtube
TXC2: !homestream
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Boopity: I mean... what is redeeming a code, if not killing it
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Invitare: when do you get to play as Big the Cat?
BalthusHomewood: Ah, Unity!
TXC2: seems ok so far
hyalopterous: Sounds good
SkylerRingtail: Oh right, this game. Seemed sort of interesting, but the meme humor in the marketing screenshots turned me off. Wonder how it actually plays.
Invitare: I thought we were depth scaling, not knife scaling
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Akaiatana: Knife-fish are a thing
Juliamon: oh, so it actually IS Nessie
Juliamon: not just a mock-ness
TXC2: knife-fish and hammer-sharks
Boopity:
Not mock-ness 
TXC2: also the boat is the SS knot slow, wonderful
Akaiatana: Knives on the reel suddenly feels very yseful.
TheAinMAP:
Boopity: Incredible
RatherLargeToad: it’s an OK Cormorant
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BalthusHomewood: "Do you have any grapes?"
Boopity: Why can't real life be like this. Ian would be a millionaire
Sethalidos: they steal it from tourists
Strebenherz: (kathleen with alex gif)
ScrapyardGhostTrain: No, the crows are smart enough that they would definitely be hustling Ian.
TehAmelie: butter knife sounds like a bit of a dead end upgrade
Akaiatana: The customer is always flighty
Sethalidos: it's misleading the name in the shop is your current equipment
Nathade: maybe you can feed them unprepared but then you might not get payed
TheAinMAP:
Akaiatana: You're a meat-seeking missile!
TehAmelie: this otter is picky
Boopity: If I was an animal, I wouldn't pay for an unprepared fish either. I could get those myself
Strebenherz:
calculated_uncertainties:
100 
1
Strebenherz: oh they did say stripes yeah
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFT
Boopity: Ummmm
TehAmelie: a lamprey with worms, what will they think of next
Strebenherz: okay the CARP manual made me laugh and dealing with parasites right after made me ERUGH
Boopity: Truly experiencing the epic highs and lows of fishing
TehAmelie: "Calm your knife" is some weirdly threatening instruction
TXC2: "calm your knives madam!" "MAKE ME!"
Boopity: The fish juking a looping fishing line that's trying to chase it is such a funny visual
RatherLargeToad: fish, hold the fish
TXC2: in fact we take away from the fish
TehAmelie: they want to eat Nemo!
TehAmelie: clown fish have the funniest stripes, right
TehAmelie: um 2300 meters is a really deep lake
TXC2: yeah, that's why they can't find nessie in there
MenomeAlice: FISH. "Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal." FISH. "Today's meal is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal." FISH. "Today's meal is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal." I WILL!
Juliamon: !fish
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Boopity: Plot twist: nessie is actually just a mole
Nathade: do we have a depth meter somewhere?
Akaiatana: Carpe Carp
calculated_uncertainties: Why is that one flashing red?
TehAmelie: i heard a funny statistic, thanks to all the research grants they give to finding Nessie, Loch ness is the one body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it
calculated_uncertainties: Thanks!
Boopity: That's hilarious @TehAmelie
TalpTheScot: @TehAmelie or its just really good at hiding
Pal_Friendpatine: Hold the button and gently move over the parasite to remove it?
TehAmelie: i know, we should say it's probably hiding somewhere else. we can get grants to explore every bit of sea floor.
MenomeAlice: Loch Ness is where I proposed to my now wife, and had a mini-honeymoon. We are saving up for a "proper" honeymoon in Canada.
undecided44: Rather than tapping the fish, can you just drag slowly to remove parasites?
TalpTheScot: also loch ness is stupidly deep, it has more water in it than all rivers and lakes in england and wales combined
TXC2: TalpTheScot yeah the loading screen had it saying it was 2300 meters deep in parts
TalpTheScot: oh i just got here, i didnt realise this was loch ness
Juliamon: yeah it stated it almost immediately
TXC2: so no fugu for the seal
hyalopterous: you can probably get the flag now
MenomeAlice: Oh my god, I just had a terrible thought. Please say we don't end up descaling Nessie. 😭
TXC2: MenomeAlice nah, I assume we feed them
Nathade: @MenomeAlice Does Nessie have scales?
Voidhawk42: @TehAmelie Yeah, the research that comes out of Loch Ness is always hilarious because it always goes like "we did a high definition laser scan of the entire loch for a year, learning all these important things about how the ecology works! We didn't find Nessie though, but maybe if you give us more money for next year we will *wink wink*"
Juliamon: We know we feed a selkie, so it makes sense we would feed Nessie
kusinohki: meows
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
hyalopterous: Bucket?
kusinohki: carp diem - fish the day??
MenomeAlice: Oh, there's Cosmetics and Bait menus on LB%RB in the shop too
Strebenherz: this is really cute. i like the minigame of piloting the line around and that the fish can just dodge it
Pal_Friendpatine: Now that’s a knife!
Boopity: The little ditty that plays is fun too
Manae: Do the lamprey things count as unagi?
Voidhawk42: I've got to ask, where are all the birds getting money?
TehAmelie: i think they disliked those
Pal_Friendpatine: I bet there is eel hidden deeper or among the banks
Boopity: @Voidhawk42 From people
Akaiatana: @Voidhawk42 You bill them
TXC2: Voidhawk42 chat thinks they steal it from tourists
JoTyler: @Manae i think unagi is sea urchin
BlueChloroplast:
Juliamon: uni is sea urchin
JoTyler: ahhh right
TXC2: hello BlueChloroplast welcome
TehAmelie: this machete seems great at squishing parasites
Pal_Friendpatine: Unagi was Ross’ supposed superpower in Friends
Strebenherz: new thing found
kusinohki: sputnik??
JadedCynic: it's sputnik?
kusinohki: I hope we can clean up our boat soon...
mercano82: Why does it matter if you descale the head if you're cutting it off?
jhmv: Maybe it's sailors
kusinohki: fish head fertilizer??
JadedCynic: nah, skelkies aren't like sirens
JadedCynic: the have a (mythological) history of befriending humans
JoTyler: is it the same as the seals?
TXC2: Selkies are merfolk aren't they?
Juliamon: They're... sealfolk?
kusinohki: I _think_ selkies are like werefish ??
TXC2: closer to merfolk then sirens at least?
Bruceski: Selkie can change form between humans and seals.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: given merpeople are fish based and selkies seal based they might...eat the merfolk
GDwarble: Selkies are people (women only, maybe?) who wear magical sealskins to turn into seals
TehAmelie: i think they're in the category of beasts that turn into women to marry and then ruin the man's life if he treats them badly
Nathade: so Wereseals, got it
Boopity: That's honestly so based
GDwarble: The main selkie story I'm aware of is a guy stealing a selkie's skin so she's stuck as a human and forcing her to marry him, because myths are like that sometimes
TXC2:
phoenixletmeuseadashd that now leads to the question of wether merfolk are red or white meat? 
Boopity:
I have never thought about it until now, but I assume the way you ask the question, humans are red meat
kusinohki: I think there's a story about a fisherman who stole a selkie's seal skin so they couldn't return to the see with their school(?), but I've also heard this story as celestial beings who celestial robe was stolen *shrug*
TXC2: Boopity yeap, we're like pork
Boopity: Oh neat
GDwarble: @kusinohki There's absolutely a selkie story like that, though which came first and if they influenced each other I couldn't say
BlueChloroplast: I've also heard stealing a selkies cap to keep her. In a short story where she chose to give up the sea for marriage then gave her transforming cap to her son so he could escape the famine
Juliamon: Have we looked at the other tabs yet?
Strebenherz: there was a comic that had that premise ircc but i don't remember the name of it
TXC2: just noticed the shop name
ArcOfTheConclave: r/t?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: T?
kusinohki: this might have been a mercedes lackey story - but one story had a selkie had to pick out their son/daughter in seal form out of a school of seal...
Boopity: I blame internet explorer
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
kusinohki: Ceres: the celestial (something) was an anime about a celestial being getting thier robe stolen...
Pal_Friendpatine: there’s the eel!
JoTyler: the celestial legend, yeah
BlueChloroplast: @kusinohki cool!
TXC2: "Reel in the eel!" he said, with a grin cheesier then the state of Wisconsin.
kusinohki: legend, thank you. my memory is complete shot these days. Opening theme song, scarlet, is really good
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: A cozy game about knife skills
Pal_Friendpatine: Honestly I’d play this on mobile
phoenixletmeuseadashd: muuuuch less safe
GDwarble: Kelpies are great!
Boopity:
OH - I thought chat was alluding to the seals being selkies. No, we have straight up humanoid selkies here
GDwarble: Like, they kill you
hyalopterous: did you every figure out what she likes?
GDwarble: But they're great
jhmv: I remember that from dungeon meshi
TehAmelie: maybe we can catch them some sea apples
TheAinMAP: Can Fish Kelpie Club?
Juliamon: I suspect what she likes is something we're not upgraded enough to get yet
BalthusHomewood: Doin it for the Halibut
CaptainSpam: What's the fast-forward icon in the upper left?
Juliamon: why are we wasting time on a part we're cutting off anyway?
GDwarble: I love how Kelpie stories are, like, "you see this *really nice* horse, so you climb on it, and boy, wasn't that a bad idea?"
Juliamon: I think this one is a taptaptap
Boopity: The unbreakable barnacle
BalthusHomewood: Too fast?
calculated_uncertainties: feels tappy
TXC2:
there
Strebenherz: All that work to get rid of the barnacle AND WE JUST CUT THAT FIN OFF ANYWAYS
SaxPython:
Boopity: Oh no
Nathade: Why are we using a sword to prepare fish?
BalthusHomewood: Wouldn't most of these creatures just eat these fish whole, anyway?
Boopity: Cause it's cool
TehAmelie: a few minutes ago we had only a butter knife
TXC2: it's sharp
Boopity: @BalthusHomewood They pay us for a premium experience
TXC2: I don't think that reel bonus carried over
SquareDotCube: I think there's something in the sea grass above the bottle
calculated_uncertainties: at least it likes the lampreys?
BlueChloroplast: The rod upgrade said speed and time, is that different from reel length?
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TXC2: BlueChloroplast speed could me the hook moves faster in the water?
TXC2: *mean
iconicshadow89: rod gives us dive time to get deeper
SquareDotCube: that respawned so it looks like a cast bonus
Boopity: I wonder if that's a design oversight, or if there's a way to go faster on controller?
Strebenherz: i appreciate that the missed scales light up
Strebenherz: oh and kelpie's next
jhmv: that almost made a dick
TXC2: we reckon the red is damage?
TehAmelie: looks like
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, if they are flashing red, they are almost dead
Pal_Friendpatine: assume so
jhmv: ride the murder seahorse
Boopity: Kelpie in Umamusume when
TehAmelie: if a horse asks you for a ride, never say yes
kusinohki: even if you're in narnia? aka a horse and his boy??
TXC2: Kelpie: "do you want a ride?" man in full Scuba gear: "take a wild fucking guess."
Boopity:
jessicaengle:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We're going to need a bigger hook
kusinohki: "always say neigh" when a horse asks you if you want a ride, gotcha...
Boopity: @kusinohki Unless you are the eponymous boy, I would refrain from it
Boopity: Huh???
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jhmv: the fish are getting too big
Boopity:
That fish is a little too big for our cutting board. I wonder how much bigger they can get in this game
ArtDecoSunburn: @Boopity Fifty-fifty you're in Narnia or the play Equus. Either way, watch out for spikes.
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ArtDecoSunburn: The wonder of Turing's Cathedral, that we can harness computers to virtually scale fish.
TXC2: NESSIE SOON!
JoTyler:
TehAmelie: whee
Juliamon: aha, hello fren
hyalopterous: NESSIE!
JKBalch: It's the big star themslf
KeytarCat: YES
TXC2: !break
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Strebenherz: oh snap we got nessie
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Heather
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Boopity: Good night @TXC2
hyalopterous: Hot mic!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm guessing someone is downloading the game for tonight
Boopity: How efficient
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Boopity: That is a taut rood
Sethalidos: you uh wanna take that one again?
BlueChloroplast: Nessie!!!!
ghyllnox: Fish are friends, not- Oh, wait...
ZombieHendrix: I just beat Everblue 2, so I'm all fished up
Boopity: I'm honestly ambivalent on fishing minigames usually, but I don't mind them so I usually just go along with it
Juliamon: It's like a more chill Dave the Diver
ErynTzun:
Oh Hai 
shtevie3: Dave the DIver is go good!
Sethalidos: both are good
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Probably wants big stuff
JadedCynic: bigger fish for a bigger customer
TehAmelie: the small ones just get caught in her teeth am i right
ErynTzun: I th8nk Dredge was on the Humble monthly bundle so I have that, not sure about Dave the Diver.
Bearudite: can you break the barrel by pushing it off the edge?
goombalax: as someone who spent several highschool nights cleaning and gutting fish, I'm a little peeved at how quick and clean they make it look
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: hi @LoadingReadyRun Heather. How's Nessy?
JadedCynic:
hungry apparently; came right back after a first load 
Boopity: Also precious. Unlike a certain other customer who tried to kidnap us
BlueChloroplast: So cleaning the fish looks fun but surely our friends would eat fish whole
TehAmelie: ha, cleaning the boat is a cosmetic item
Strebenherz: @goombalax same. also fish scales GET EVERYWHERE
JadedCynic: @goombalax it's like any manual task; do it for years and you do do it quick (clean, well not so much)
JoTyler: @BlueChloroplast i'm sure they CAN but also i bet scales and fins are the least nice parts to eat lol
BlueChloroplast: Fair
Strebenherz: @JadedCynic ah OKAY. had to go away for a bit, saw we were still on nessie. so this is nessie 2
Boopity: I guess the question is: do they eat it like that because they like the taste, or because they have no opposable or unopposable thumbs and quite literally cannot prepare it themselves
TehAmelie: she came right back for another portion
JadedCynic:
@Strebenherz yep; we finished off the 'hunger' bar, Nessie left....and was also the next customer so...well vOv 
JoTyler:
Strebenherz: huh, multiphase boss
JoTyler: phasing phish
Boopity: @JadedCynic I wish I had the courage/finances to do that sometimes lol
JadedCynic: mmm, nessie'd probably like those pike
TehAmelie: it teleported! dang electric sorceresses
BlueChloroplast: Spool in lower left corner near eel
Strebenherz: @goombalax also least favorite fish cleaning. catfish.
JoTyler: it really does just look like youre slapping the fish with the flat of the blade XD
JoTyler: bap bap *head gone*
JadedCynic: @Boopity yeah, they COULD just catch the fish themselves and eat it as is for free, but they're PAYING us.... preference seems to be the case
Sethalidos: want a tip?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, why did Nessy need our fish?
bisaflau: but we prepare them so nicely
Boopity: Listen, sometimes nessie just wants to get some doordash
TehAmelie: they got all this money tourists dropped, might as well buy a fish
BlueChloroplast: But we leave the intestines!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that salmon looks delicious
JadedCynic: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I just pondered that they COULD get the fish as is for themselves for free, but they're PAYING us to catch and clean the fish for them.
JoTyler: true we take the parasites out lol
Boopity: Oh yeah, the parasite thing is a pretty good sell
JadedCynic:
@BlueChloroplast the blood and gore would change the game's rating 
BlueChloroplast:
@jadedcynic 
JoTyler: i love the cormorants XD
JadedCynic:
I do have a TINY nitpick with the game mechanics, which someone else noted - why are we removing barnacles/parasites from the fins or head....that we're removing anyway?
JadedCynic: diversity!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: there are "sea" anythings in Loch Ness? Isn't it definitively a lake. like, not connected to the ocean?
JadedCynic: @thedepthandbreadthofseth it IS connected to the sea
Redbassist:
Bait banana 
TehAmelie: i wondered if we were going to be able to get some grubs to mess with the otters who keep asking for "grub"
SquareDotCube: I think banana bait is how you get Mario Kart racers
ErynTzun: Loch Ness (/ˌlɒx ˈnɛs/; Scottish Gaelic: Loch Nis [l̪ˠɔx ˈniʃ]) is a large freshwater loch in the Scottish Highlands. It takes its name from the River Ness, which flows from the northern end.
Mr_Horrible: I think it wants you to click the barnacles? If that's what "strike" means
ErynTzun: Loch (/lɒx/ LOKH) is a word meaning "lake" or "sea inlet" in Scottish and Irish Gaelic, subsequently borrowed into English. In Irish contexts, it often appears in the anglicized form "lough".
JoTyler: on the controller, if you hold the left button while you swipe, does that let you swipe faster?
zelukester: just tuning in, love the fish facts
JoTyler: just wondering what that >> in the upper left is meaning
JoTyler: ahhh
Redbassist: Ope
TehAmelie: hm, the white selkie loves brown trout
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how's the fish?
Boopity: I love bananas
TehAmelie: i'm bananambivalent
Mr_Horrible: I don't have to imagine; my mom hates em
A_Dub888: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #3717: "The banana is missing..." —Cori [2016-12-10]
Boopity: @TehAmelie Thank you for the name of my next band
TehAmelie: i thought that was an inspired portmanteau
ErynTzun: They go great in lots of things, smoothies and banana bread. Yummy
ghizmou: the brownier the tastier
ErynTzun: Yeah you chop them up a bit. I eat the rest that's not put in the blender
ProcyonFlynn: Yeah, the problem with bananas is that their taste and appearance are generally inversely related.
Redbassist: A ship of fool
TehAmelie: i mostly dislike the texture if they're the least bit too soft
Sethalidos: you need to equip it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, @LoadingReadyRun Heather, I just realized/confirmed that the Scottish city of Inverness means "mouth of the river Ness."
Boopity: I hate when I forget to turn on my gloves
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Good thing the eel likes bananas
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Geography!
Sethalidos: save it for Nessie
TehAmelie: maybe with the electric eel's power we can electrofish. very unethical but it's only a game and all
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nessie will be so happy
Boopity: LMAOOOO
BlueChloroplast:
GapFiller:
Boopity: The way the camera zoomed out 👌
TehAmelie: you never had a piece of meat so big you have to drag it piece by piece over the cutting board?
hyalopterous: save the big boi for Nessie
Strebenherz: Nessie's a good customer
Redbassist: Ooo kelpie, do not ride
Strebenherz: @BlueChloroplast god imagine all the scales that would just go flying everywhere
TehAmelie: looks like our ultimate fishing knife will be Caeldbolg or something
BlueChloroplast:
LadyAiluros:
Feesh 
Strebenherz: PFT. the among us
BlueChloroplast: Clean boat, oooh
Boopity: Oh new fishing music, lovely
shtevie3: is your line starting over in length?
Redbassist: Obsidian blade
TehAmelie: finally we found a striped fish, only in the wrong sea
Sethalidos: the fishing rod does not start over
Juliamon: ah, are your rods just location-restricted? So if we went back to Scotland we'd have our upgraded rod again?
shtevie3: oh, the bucket must've filled up then?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The rod is on level 3.
KeytarCat: oh, we have a tecpatl bc we're not in scotland anymore
Boopity: Axolotl you are so precious
JoTyler: coati!
Juliamon: You got it
Redbassist: Yup
Juliamon: they're cute
Juliamon: I fed some grapes to a bunch in Brazil
SquareDotCube: I guess customs confiscated our knife
JoTyler: once when i worked at the newspaper i had to correct the spelling for that animal because i was the only one who knew what it was XD
TehAmelie: they have fancy tastes cause someone decided to call them "magnificent" frigatebird. what a world
SquareDotCube: nothing much, what's updraft with you
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Looks like Coatis are related to raccoons.
Juliamon: they certainly look it
Redbassist: !updog
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JoTyler: yeah i'm excited to see what shows up here
hyalopterous: Chupcabra!
Boopity:
I actually thought the game was going to take place entirely in Scotland 
JoTyler: @hyalopterous oshit i hope so!
TehAmelie: i hope the most legendary creature is a regular capybara
JoTyler: XD
TehAmelie: cause they are legends
TehAmelie: a sticky fish!
JoTyler: cornetfish! loll
Invitare: some sort of phasmid cryptid
Boopity: Tubular 🤘
TehAmelie: we ought to be able to use that snout as a harpoon
JoTyler: when the whole dorsal fin comes off in one piece, the fish looks bald
Boopity: Even fish aren't immune to hair loss
JoTyler: XD
Boopity:
Boopity: Daaaamn selfish, what are those
TehAmelie: i find it satisfying when you can descale them in one stroke
TehAmelie: so much better than real life
Strebenherz: "what if you spent half an hour hacking a knife at this slimy thing that's impossible to hold still, and 15 more minutes picking scales off you"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I see a heck of a shape for next time we have that colorful birb.
JoTyler: dont have to smell it
Strebenherz: also no fish guts
Strebenherz: like this game has you cut off the head and that's it
DrakoniteDev: wow, just got here, and this is the most realistic fishing game I've seen in a long time
Strebenherz: no fish guts or blood though which i'm fine with
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @JoTyler If you JUST caught them, they really shouldn't smell.
ErynTzun: It's a constant fish smell too or if you're in MN the algae smell
Juliamon: DrakoniteDev You say that, but you haven't seen us fish
JoTyler: @thedepthandbreadthofseth hmm truue
ErynTzun: dead fish on the beach during this time of year
JoTyler: CHUPACABRA
Juliamon: that's a chupa
JoTyler: 8D
ErynTzun: My grandpa was a fisherman, I feel I've done my fishing dues for a lifetime
Boopity: Oh my god it's happening
hyalopterous: Chupacabra!
JoTyler: sorry, we don't have any goat fish
TheAinMAP: Are there any goat fish?
Boopity: Is... every area going to have one very cursed customer?
JoTyler: @TheAinMAP same braincell
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Shouldn't the chupacabra want... goats?
TheAinMAP:
Juliamon: I think it just wants blood, and goats are usually easiest to catch
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @JoTyler mine is working remote
JoTyler: maybe he's on a pescatarian diet now
TehAmelie: Loch Ness did have the kelpie threatening to eat us all the time
GapFiller: thedepthandbreadthofseth if yr gonna tell em what they shd or shdnt eat
Boopity: It's trying out a new diet
Strebenherz: @ErynTzun yeah my dad and i fished together a lot growing up. and i'll admit i haven't gone back. do i miss family time? sure. do i miss fish guts, scales, and other joys? nooope
Strebenherz: * gone back to fishing i mean
DrakoniteDev: in fishing video game you can't end up in the ER with a severe reaction to catfish venom (yes, that's a thing)
ErynTzun: @Strebenherz putting bait on the hook >_<
Strebenherz: oh god christ
Strebenherz: yeah
ErynTzun: Leaches worst of all
Strebenherz: or worms
DrakoniteDev: @Juliamon this fishing? I saw it! very accurate lure control
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@ErynTzun minnows were fine. nightcrawlers on the other hand 
TehAmelie: they'll still pay for the things they complain about so eh
ErynTzun: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Minnows were easier to put on, but I just hate putting anything on. And well bad experiences with going swimming and leaches
thedepthandbreadthofseth: why are some of the fish lefties?
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TheMerricat: Chat just got home from visiting my folks and celebrating my father's birthday. How's today's code?
ErynTzun: @TheMerricat it's going swimmingly
Strebenherz: charming fishing game with semi realistic elements, and fantasy
JoTyler: @TheMerricat pretty good! we met Nessie
TheMerricat:
@ErynTzun I think I see what you did there. 
ErynTzun: We are enjoying the fact that the game cannot be smelled or touched
Boopity: What an incredible summary of the past few seconds of chat
TehAmelie: filefish, huh. now we just need a sawfish and a hammershark. . .maybe some plane fish
ChroniclerC:
Box on a plate? What is this, Zelda? 
Strebenherz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yeah the as a kid realization of "hey i think we're doing a mean thing to this worm"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ChroniclerC does it have a fishing minigame?
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TheAinMAP: !box
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Strebenherz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth (choosing my words carefully because i don't wanna get too descriptive or sad with it)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Strebenherz Oh, I more meant the slimey guts.
ErynTzun: Hyrule Engineering creates elaborate tools in TOTK to catch as many fish as possible, that's a different kind of fishing.
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: BOAT
JoTyler: XD
JoTyler: thanks lrrbot
Strebenherz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Oh that too, nightcrawlers were cursed slimy
Piratical_tendancies: i agree!
BlueChloroplast:
Boopity: You hear that, Link? Barbaric!
ErynTzun: Well some of those electrocution boxes that just shovel up the fishies require no hands to touch them
thedepthandbreadthofseth: surely, BOAT is "Bad Advice," at least financially.
Piratical_tendancies: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
BlueChloroplast:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth
ErynTzun: @LRRbot yes it's bad advice to gamble
Strebenherz: tfw "wait people have made fish zappers in TotK? then "Oh yeah of course people did"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: gachapon's also bad advice financially that might be kinda fun.
SquareDotCube: I feel like Link would catch on to the effectiveness of bomb fishing, especially during the BOTW days
JoTyler: you can't eat me, i'm on a boat!
Boopity: Vampire rules, you can't eat me until I invite you into my boat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the old man the boat.
Mr_Horrible: no, their food tends to be A, B, and O
Mazrae: Hello everyone how goes things
Mr_Horrible: C doesn't really enter the picture
Bearudite: the whole can't cross moving water thing
Boopity:
Boo
Mr_Horrible: @Bearudite that makes me wonder if the ocean actually counts for that
TehAmelie: surely all the vampires would fear a vampire fisherman
BlueChloroplast: The ocean has big currents
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chat, some of these fish are leftists.
hyalopterous: I mean, Dracula canaonically road a boat
Mr_Horrible: like yeah it's moving, but it's not, like, *running*
Mr_Horrible: @hyalopterous they even made a movie about it that I wish was better!
JoTyler: a real mythological creature
ChroniclerC: Some kind of zombie crocodile.
Invitare: probably another aztec thing
Sethalidos: It's a real myth
JoTyler: Aztec
Invitare: the rainbow bird is too
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible I think they've made quite a few.
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Lord_Hosk: Everything is made up heather
A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk are you made up?
Lord_Hosk: yep
Sethalidos: supposedly it's a gator that is eternally hungry and consumes the world to end it
ErynTzun: @Strebenherz The best way to fish quickly is with electricity and there a many ways to do that without building anything. Building a Zonai device that zaps them and also gathers them all up is just inevitable. The same goes for the enemies lol
SquareDotCube: turns out myths are good at giving an explanation for phenomena
Boopity: The bird that keeps asking to read your fortune is apparently: a hunter would catch it, and a cut its stomach to see their future, if it's a pebble, it foretells an early death, otherwise it gives a fortune of a good future
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Hosk made themselves up decades ago & has been misleading LRR ever since.
Boopity: It really does
KeytarCat: Does the RT: boost work? I think I saw you do it once and it didn't
Sethalidos: well Aztec myth is odd
SquareDotCube: birds do eat rocks to aid in digestion
hyalopterous: chickens have rocks in their gizzard
SquareDotCube: that's what gizzard stones are
JoTyler: and they often team up with lizard wizards
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chat, the people who insist on eating "raw [FOOD X]," have they ever seen all the worms and barnacles and stuff that's on a random fish?
Lord_Hosk: Chickens are evil... idiots
TehAmelie: chickens are definitely not famous for telling fortunes
Boopity: I thought chickens have lizards in their gizzards
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Boopity I think your thinking about wizards.
TheMerricat: Chickens are evolved Dinosaurs. and watching the first Jurassic Park has indicated to me that dinosaurs are "Clever Girls" so that must mean chickens, having evolved from them, must be even more clever.
Boopity: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Ah yes, that might be it
TehAmelie: Chicken Little? always wrong
e_bloc: This game is more about chickens than I assumed
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What if it is another fish catfishing you?
SquareDotCube: @e_bloc we haven't caught tuna though
JoTyler: i'm sure we will at some point
Boopity: "I can probably get that Switch now" me, several months from now on when I have saved up enough money for the Switch 2
e_bloc: I assumed we were playing this on a switch
TehAmelie: let's hope
KeytarCat: finally got another funny shaped fish
TehAmelie: i forgot who even wanted those
JoTyler: the bird
JoTyler: i think
MAPBoardgames: I was talking to a salmon the other day. I said "Hey! Salmon! We have a color named after you." The salmon said "That's Fantastic!" then "Why is it pink?"
JoTyler: oh noooo XD
TheMerricat:
If we are cutting the heads and tails off, we shouldn't have to scale those parts. 
Boopity: oh no
Boopity: @TheMerricat Heather had trouble removing a barnacle earlier that was on a fin that we cut off anyways
SquareDotCube: also some of the things we cut off also don't make sense to cut off, like anchovy heads
Lord_Hosk: Dorodo
JoTyler: oo i wonder if we'll find a coelacanth
MAPBoardgames: Heather's cleaning skills are off the scale!
TehAmelie: or perhaps the wise Belopa
JoTyler: XD
SquareDotCube: no doubt about it. Probably an oarfish too
hyalopterous: @JoTyler werent those found off Africa?
JoTyler: oh yeah i didnt mean here specifically
JoTyler: just meant in the game
Boopity: @TehAmelie That would be horrifying. Imagine having to cut it's head off as it calls you auspicious
DrakoniteDev: so, you only clean one side of each fish?
TehAmelie: the game has a funny mix of gameplay simplifications and contrivances
Vandristine: I was so sad when they disbanded
Boopity: Why does that fish have better hair than me
Zu_o: @Boopity Skill issue?
Zu_o: Sorry, *Gill issue
Boopity:
JoTyler: lmao
Boopity:
JoTyler: i bet a hairstylist would someone to come in and say 'i want my hair to look like this fish'
JoTyler: *would love someone
Lord_Hosk: close
TehAmelie: could a stronger hook be better at pushing?
KeytarCat: does the better hook say it goes faster or turns faster?
KeytarCat:
didn't get the ding
dumbo3k: I think the box needs to fully settle on the switch to trigger it
dumbo3k: or not
SquareDotCube: calling, the hat is a sombrero
Boopity: Oh
JoTyler: hell yeah!
Juliamon: Oh, it's a god
Boopity: There it is
Invitare: rather surprisingly there is no quetzalcoatl pokemon
e_bloc: wait what
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What awaits in the other areas?
TehAmelie: razor surgeonfish, oddly specific
ErynTzun: Rayquaza would be pretty cool in this game
JoTyler: it only does surgery with razors
e_bloc: like it only operates on razors
Pal_Friendpatine: It does surgery on razors?
Juliamon: I always assumed Rayquaza was meant to be the quetzalcoatl equivalent
Juliamon: oh hey OBX
Invitare: Rayquaza (and all the weather trio) is based on something from hebrew mythology
hyalopterous: WOOOOOOO NC represent
ChroniclerC: Exotic.
TheMerricat: You gonna just putter away there while a God is making small talk with you?
e_bloc: outer banks hell yeah brother
Juliamon: Seems a reasonable point to end on
KeytarCat: Aight, groceries time. Thanks for stream!
Boopity: This was delightful
ErynTzun: Yes food improtante
e_bloc: yeah game was cool thanks for the stream
MAPBoardgames: thanks for the stream! go get yourself some fish tacos
ContingentCat:
thanks Heather 
TehAmelie: ha, i had a fish taco just now
ErynTzun:
ErynTzun: 🐸
hyalopterous: Looks cute
e_bloc: oh I played that a while ago I think in early early access
hyalopterous: The Sauron card is great
GapFiller: !gant
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ContingentCat: !gant
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e_bloc: gant and sometimes gant
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
LRRbot: Don't knock zombies towards your friends.
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
wordnerdify:
hyalopterous:
ErynTzun: Yeah got a Nintendo Direct tomorrow morning so hopefully there will be some good stuff we didn't already see mentioned by Sony or Microsoft
ErynTzun: o/ later
LurkerSpine: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Sledding Game) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:17 from now).
wordnerdify: thanks!
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
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