Sledding Game || Crossing the Streams

SaxPython: What's good pre-game chat? I'm in a hotel right now, and a previous guest left their Hulu logged in in my room, so that's nice
  Juliamon: sick, free streaming
SaxPython: I'm going to see if I can get thorough a season of only murders in the building
SaxPython: Any other recommendations?
 Mazrae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Sledding Game) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
SaxPython: 
 TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: no idea, I don't watch anything outside of Twitch and some YT
 Getter404: Prey should still be on Hulu, pretty great monster movie
 rosesmcgee: @SaxPython Futurama
  Juliamon: I'm enjoying a glass of mango kefir as my last 'solid' foods before I start the worst part of colonoscopy prep
 QuixoticScrivener: @Juliamon as is your rigiht
ihlendrax: !box
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 TheAinMAP:   
  Juliamon: it feels only fair to give my tummy probiotics before aggressively irrigating it
 PharaohBender27:  !
 GasCityGaming:   
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams we're going Sledding! | In Sledding Game in a video game cause going outside would be silly. | https://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116717215905739540
 ArdCollider: o7
 SymphonySolstice: good evening chat, I'm working on my DB craft this eve
Ladyrhea: This game is so fun!
 TheMerricat: @Juliamon Feels unfair to the new germs if you are just going to let them crash for an hour or so before you kick them out. 
 SymphonySolstice: ready for frogs on sleds
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Sweet, I have time to refresh drinks and snacks
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 A_Dub888: Ready for skiing!
 lirazel64: Looking at the title of the stream, seems it's all downhill from here...
 margieargie: I can't imagine why you couldn't go outside sledding in June, sounds like it'd work very well
 A_Dub888: @lirazel64 Its a slippery slope
kusinohki: I keep reading the title as shredding game.  maybe I've been playing too many card games...
 TheMerricat: Chat, I spent the weekend celebrating my father's birthday and as a result was forced to watch the first Angry Birds movie... for a giant commercial for a cheap mobile game... it was surprisingly good. 
 TehAmelie: maybe Nice Guys never had a chance against it
 ratbabyonline: SLED SLED SLED
 Freudianity: @TheMerricat this is exactly how I felt about Minions 1. A friend said "we're going to the cinema, pick Ted or Minions" and I have never been able to convince anyone I made the right choice.
 ratbabyonline: @TheMerricat did... did your dad want to watch this??
kusinohki: what's the over under of a rosebud joke?
 betweenmyself: @TheMerricat I’m still waiting for the next entry, Mopey Birds  (he’s so saaaaad)
 TehAmelie: i just saw an interview with Ryan Gosling where he mentioned Angry Birds killed Nice Guys
 TehAmelie: "those birds were just so angry"
 TheMerricat: @ratbabyonline It was at my brother's house and he scrolled through all the movies he thought my dad would want to watch. Dad settled between the new Running Man and Angry Birds for some reason.  He said he liked the trailer.
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  Juliamon: I would guess between the two he felt it would be easier to continue a conversation with Angry Birds in the background
 TheMerricat: @TehAmelie 
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 Strebenherz:   
 e_bloc: my body is sleddy
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  !
 TehAmelie: hi again Heather
 TheMerricat: @Juliamon That or sleep to. Dad's in his 80's now and 'watching' sometimes is a stretch. 
 calculated_uncertainties: More Heather! Yay!
 DiscordianTokkan: Hooray Sleds
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kusinohki: I still love cori's gang beast impression.  it's so good
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 e_bloc: !windows
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SaxPython: 
 RatherLargeToad: 
 betweenmyself: 
 adept_nekomancer: Aww... this game is adorable!
 PharaohBender27: 🐸 🐸 🐸
 ratbabyonline: Yippeeee frogge!
 TehAmelie: perfectly round frogs
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 e_bloc: so its not just a clever name
 KaleidoscopeMind: frog time!
 Nigouki: maximum frogge
 MrSarkhan: 
 korvys: It's like the frog from that Animal Crossing chair
 Linzington: this game is *delightful*
 ratbabyonline: NEW IAN CATCHPHRASE?
 empyreon: 
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Angel, Cori, Ian, Beej, and Nelson!
 SymphonySolstice:   
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SaxPython: 
 GasCityGaming: You know he's using linux cause he's talking about how he's using linux.
 TheMerricat: Chat, how do you tell if someone is a Linux user? Don't worry they'll tell you. 
 Strebenherz: is this a new record for stream start to stream fire?
 e_bloc: this is Nelson's first  time
  Juliamon: TheMerricat Linux users 🤝 vegans
 ratbabyonline: ian announced as new linux mascot
 ErynTzun: @betweenmyself One of the writers wrote for King of the Hill, the Simpsons, and the Office among a lot of other comedy things so at least one writer did some things that weren't Angry Birds.
 adept_nekomancer: Don't be on fire.  A good tip.
 korvys: To be fair, Nelson disconnects from CTS games when someone breaths funny
 ratbabyonline: hi beej
 TheMerricat: @Juliamon 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 ErynTzun: awww lil bear drinking hot drink
 TehAmelie: hey, that frog is a bear!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Reclaim love (health) through exercise!
kusinohki: I see heather looking at lunarjade.... am confused  (not really confused, I know about beej)
 ErynTzun: Press F to pay Hot Chocolate Respect
 RedAlexxis: oh, this looks cute
 ratbabyonline: WHY IS IT A QTE
 adept_nekomancer: Rhythm Cafe crossover!
 BrowneePointz: Flaming!? Happy Pride!
SaxPython: 
 ErynTzun: Hot chocolate QTE lol
 TehAmelie: hot chocolate chugging contest, seems dangerous
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrackyNastyPheasantRitzMitz-iDxy0pKyET_76Ap0
SaxPython: Was not ready for competitive hot chocolate
 Freudianity: is this not how you drink hot chocolate
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hot Chocolate rhythm game.
Officinalis: Snowboard meeting?
 PharaohBender27: 
 ErynTzun: the way the frog butt indents like it's some kind of inflatable animal
 BrowneePointz: I love that yall run like you don't have butts. Because you don't. Imagine a Frog trying to put on Jeans
SaxPython: Excellent PB27!
kusinohki: can you play darts?
 Weagle: I love how LunarJade is here, and Heather is here, and those aren't the same people XD
 ErynTzun: Duplicate heathers
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: heh heh funny frog butt
 TehAmelie: i always liked saucer sleds
 mercano82: No bars on those chairs.
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
KeytarCat: I watched some of the dev tiktoks for this, the frog butt was an essential aspect 
 HadesLeprechaun: just got here, so is this just a playground sandbox or is there like an actual race?
 TehAmelie: is this mountain huge or are we small?
kusinohki: having rope tow flashbacks.  was so bad at it...
 Freudianity: mountains are usually huge I believe
 mercano82: Mount Snow painted chair 50 on each of their lifts gold for their 50th (golden) anniversary.
 adept_nekomancer: Mountains confirmed large
 ratbabyonline: loading ready live broadcast from mt.washington
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie What if both?
 RedAlexxis: She'll be comin' round the mountain?
 Mathwyn: Mountains large? Big if true
  Juliamon: I hate that both coasts have a Mt. Washington
kusinohki: I think they're on a mole hill.  don't know why chat is exagerating things...
 lamina5432: evenin
 ratbabyonline: @Juliamon theres multiple Vancouvers on the west coast
 TehAmelie: the biggest skiing mountain i've been to was like a third of this
 RedAlexxis: Okay, silly goofy guys always works
 mercano82: Wait, both the top and bottom stations on this lift were return stations, there isn’t any motor
 ErynTzun: Purple is the best color
 e_bloc: you can wear my hat
 SnackPak_: 
SaxPython:   
 OldUncleDan: So, do you get eaten by a yeti if you go too far down?
 loufghyslaufey: Wipeout, wipeout, wipeout!
 ratbabyonline: is it a race or is it points
 Freudianity: oh I love these bin lids
 loufghyslaufey: Biff! Biff! Biff!
 ErynTzun: just like on an actual sled
 RedAlexxis: these look really neat! I would totally be into this in real life
SaxPython: Is this the starFox 64 remake? Can we do a barrel roll?
  Juliamon: *mentally humming Mario 64 ice theme*
 PharaohBender27: A nice day for a leisurely sledding . . .
 CaptainSpam: @PharaohBender27 It's a nice day for some... light sledding?
 DaxStrife: We don't talk about Target during Pride Month.
 PharaohBender27: Wheeeeee
  Juliamon: sick flip!
SaxPython:  
 TehAmelie: ooh, flawless front flip
 RedAlexxis: sick flips!
SaxPython: !clip
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 PharaohBender27: Welp
 loufghyslaufey: W i p e o u t !
 RedAlexxis: DNF!
  Juliamon: well, you're not holding onto it
 KaleidoscopeMind: damn, heather going 30 m/s
 adept_nekomancer: wheeeeee!
 TehAmelie: now this is like when i go sledding
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleanModernChinchillaAMPEnergy-i40EUepaW_mXCbOE
 ratbabyonline: heather needs a medic
 RedAlexxis: oh, that peeps be deded
 e_bloc: should have come down in an earlier round
 Freudianity: Heather needs an adult
 adept_nekomancer: Luckily frogs are indestructible
 SymphonySolstice: wait is that a cannon
 Tiber727: You went faster without the sled.
Tz_BG: Was that a cannon next to the lift?
 SymphonySolstice: can you shoot yourself up the mountain
 Diabore: who gave nelly fire?
 PharaohBender27: @Tz_BG For avalance control, maybe?
 RedAlexxis: Did Beej win?
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 ContingentCat: Just got beej
SaxPython: 
 Freudianity: beej was on the chairlift this whole time?
 SnackPak_: give Heather fire!
 PhorrestGaze: fire
 RedAlexxis: press F for Fire
 TheMerricat: This game is _only_ $8 USD?
Tz_BG: @PharaohBender27 Could be. Making sure I wasn't imagining it.
 RealGamerCow: Dads are the best people to ask how to cook marshmallows
 e_bloc: as in youse better start a fire
 Rhynerd: if memory serves, clicking left mouse holds the stick down
 Mathwyn: Patience? I don't have time foe that!
 RedAlexxis: I'll just put this with the rest of the fire
 ratbabyonline: is heather clicking the use button as nelly advised?
 ContingentCat: 
 ContingentCat: Warm buns
 SnackPak_:  fire!
 Freudianity: FIRE
 ratbabyonline: FIIIRE
 TehAmelie: speedrunning the frog in a hot pot here
 ratbabyonline: WE ARE PROMETHEUS
 CaptainSpam: Flaming torch of justice!
 SymphonySolstice:   
 empyreon: 
 Rhynerd: yeah, marshmallows burn really easily in this game
 BraveOthello: @ContingentCat Everything is fire
 Strebenherz: TIME FOR FIRE
 TehAmelie: (by skipping the pot)
 RedAlexxis: And now, the winter olympics torch run
 SnackPak_: Heather is here to cause trouble
 Mathwyn: Take that gods
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: cornhole boards!
 ratbabyonline: currently the local (victoria) curling club is a roller derby rink
 ErynTzun: I'm not sure but I think this is a single developer, the video says this is their first game.
 Dog_of_Myth: Curling!?
ArtDecoSunburn: Olympic torch to curling venue.
 Strebenherz: can you set the house on fire?
SaxPython: All I can hear is Benny Hill
 TheMerricat: Chat, why is marshmellow jousting everyone else? 
 ratbabyonline: is fire more or less effective then broom for curling
 RedAlexxis: Eat the fire, eat the fire, eat the fire
 mercano82: Right click to drop, it’s in the top right.
 Dog_of_Myth: and cornhole. This game has everything
 A_Dub888: @TheMerricat Does your local ski lodge not have marshmallow jousting?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralJoyousFinchTheThing-sIHhTEGVXKz9NDEw
 RedAlexxis: @Dog_of_Myth yes, corn and holes
 Rhynerd: crocs obtained?
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, crocs
 TheMerricat: @A_Dub888 
 ratbabyonline: remember no tapping the rock past the line or scandanavians will be mad at you
 loufghyslaufey: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HeartlessDiligentAntelopePermaSmug-lPj9-ML8wbHMfqcH
 BraveOthello: Is this just a bunch of mini games in ski resort?
 Mathwyn: For whom the frog tolls
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SaxPython: Frog of Myth
KeytarCat: @BraveOthello yeah, big ol' intener hangout spot
 TheMerricat: Chat, we know the old saying about boiling a frog slowly, do you think you can freeze a frog slowly? 
 Rhynerd: @BraveOthello yes.
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Unclear. Also I've heard that the "you can boil a frog slowly" is BS, meaning frogs have better survival instincts than humans.
Pal_Friendpatine: @themerricat yes. some frogs actually virtually freeze solid to overwinter
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 ratbabyonline: cornhole that hornhole!
 Rhynerd: there’s snowball fighting, snowman building, sledding (of course), smore making, darts, fishing, cornhole, curling, and technically karoake.
 e_bloc: in before jibbitz
 DAC169:  no sticks in snowball fights!! 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Linzington: the cannon only works for the server owner currently
 Rhynerd: i played the demo with friends a while ago
 Mathwyn: Hiding a stick inside my snowball
Natural_Ones_Only: Who's the squad?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Rhynerd Is there a bad Bill Murray ski lodge lounge singer? "Star Wars, give me those Star Wars . . ."
 PharaohBender27: @Natural_Ones_Only Heather, Angel, Cori, Beej, Ian, Nelson
 adept_nekomancer: I wonder what's in the cave
 Rhynerd: @natural_ones_only nelly, heather, beej, ian, cori
 e_bloc: does it have to be a snowman?
 KaleidoscopeMind: "let's split up gang!"
 ratbabyonline: bear cori
 ratbabyonline: corianbear
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The adventures of Frog and Bear
kusinohki: who the heck is on the far left??
Zu_o: When does the skifree yeti start chasing everyone?
 TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 It's actually a rather sordid story. "During the 19th century, several experiments were performed to observe the reaction of frogs to slowly heated water. In 1869, while doing experiments searching for the location of the soul, German physiologist Friedrich Goltz demonstrated that a frog that has had its brain removed will remain in slowly heated water, but an intact frog attempted to escape the water when it reached 25 °C."
 Diabore: uhhhhh
 Mathwyn: The subocean!
SaxPython: Sub Ocean 
 e_bloc: game of the year
 CaptainSpam: Ah, the sub-ocean cannon.
 Strebenherz: @TheMerricat  
 ratbabyonline: THE ABYSS
SaxPython: Aerodynamic rifling
 SnackPak_: good bounce
TurnedToFrog: How majestic
 adept_nekomancer: @e_bloc Well, this one or the Watch&Play game about the invincible Kei truck
 Rhynerd: oh right, i forgot about hot chocolate!
   Anubis169: WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LovelyApatheticToothFunRun-Jc-DrkvSiMVcYG4q
   Anubis169: wow what an arc
 ratbabyonline: you can do this on real mountains too
 adept_nekomancer: You found absolute peril!  Congrats!
 hyalopterous: off the map
 OldUncleDan: Far far better than "Expedition 33."
 ratbabyonline: THERES THE YETI
Zu_o: Yay!
 Rhynerd: oh, there’s the yeti!
 DiscordianTokkan: *snorts* lmao
 OldUncleDan: Found the Yeti!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: that was fun
 ArdCollider: yeeti'd
iarethel0ser: We found the peril!
 DaxStrife: Rude! So rude!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There is certainly peril
 Getter404: It's the ye-tay!
 NotCainNorAbel: that's a cute way to have a boundary
 hyalopterous: punting you back to camp
 CaptainSpam: Well, you DID invade its home.
 Diabore: yeti has very strict property lines
 Mathwyn: Nice to see the Yeti found work after SkiFree
 7gorobei: out of bounds yeti service
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeee
 TheMerricat: Wasn't just flying on the map Nelson. 
 DiscordianTokkan: Good accuracy on the SkiFri yeti
 empyreon:  time for SPAAAAAACE
 Rhynerd: good to know the yeti’s also less murdery now.
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 e_bloc: the main game was just a sled herring
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmallBumblingBatMoreCowbell-U63gwCihYpVNreEr
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TsundereArtisticOcelotWoofer-bvUAFy_zOrGTZdAX
 ratbabyonline: theres a BUS
 ratbabyonline: tundra bus for despair
 Getter404: bus is coming
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FamousExpensiveAubergineArsonNoSexy-o9vUA2GXPqiM-Pf9
 OldUncleDan: Trying to start an Avalanche?  Who do you think you are?  Barret?
 BraveOthello: @ratbabyonline 
 e_bloc: we just need a game where the subocean is a playable part of the game
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HomelyColdGuanacoCorgiDerp-3f8B-YZDdWv6_8-o
 ratbabyonline: sledding game community night?
 TheMerricat: LRR Community Night! 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Most things involving men named Freidrich in the 19th centuries involve either sordid stories or dissected amphibians, or both.
 e_bloc: the subocean implies the existance of a domocean
 Mathwyn: Hot chocolate
 ratbabyonline: @e_bloc the superocean does exist
 ratbabyonline: or was it supraocean
DigitalSeahorse:  thing out on stream
 DaxStrife: Okay a frog and a bear sipping hot chocolate on a bench is very charming.
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc I believe the term chat has come up with is the superocean
 e_bloc: @ratbabyonline 
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 much better name
DarthRagnar815: Ad astra abyssosque! o7
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 Twilight_Spark: Will they h-h-hold hands?
 ratbabyonline: last one was just because you hit nelly i think
SaxPython: 
  Juliamon: romantic
 Mathwyn: @twilight_spark And breach TOS?
 HadesLeprechaun: This seems dangerous
 adept_nekomancer: Frog pinball
 Rhynerd: have they looked behind the cabin yet?
 adept_nekomancer: The subocean is full of sweet, sweet points
SaxPython: !gant
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 exeJayce: howdy friends! have I missed much? this game looks adorable
 e_bloc: out here collecting the remains of those who perished in the subocean
 RedAlexxis: @SaxPython Tis the season, This weekend for LRRMans
SaxPython: Yup
 PharaohBender27: Awwww
 Rhynerd: @exejayce about half an hour’s worth of stuff, including sledding down a mountain, a yeti encounter, curling, and flaming marshmallows
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 Snoooooooow
 Strebenherz: Heather gaming
 exeJayce: a *yeti* encounter? nice
 ErynTzun: I went to start dinner how did Heather get so high in the air? lol
 ratbabyonline: @ErynTzun cannon
 RedAlexxis: Embedded so hard in the snow it respawned you
 ErynTzun: @ratbabyonline that is awesome
 TehAmelie: you think frogs wish they were crocodiles sometimes?
 betweenmyself: unlock the croc 
 Rhynerd: abusing the sub ocean for fun and profit
 CaptainSpam: That's cannon.
 RedAlexxis: Snow good
 Mathwyn: Fly through the air, ground, and abyss
 BraveOthello: And it's not even the Cannon of Ultimate Peril
 Strebenherz: for a sandbox style game with no specific objective, i like this.  they've done a lot
 lightfut: Heather strangely attracted to the sub ocean
DigitalSeahorse: tentatively
 e_bloc: thought this game felt a little campy
 RedAlexxis: Bounce
 adept_nekomancer: "The inflation crisis began when folks figured out the subocean was filled with infinite money"
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 PharaohBender27: @lightfut She figured out she can earn 1,000 points each time
 Lysander_salamander: some sort of frog?
 ladyjessica: wait finally didn’t clip through
 e_bloc: donald duck
 ratbabyonline: we need to locate beej immediately
 saintguard: Oh, it's the mascot from PEAK
 Rhynerd: bing bong from Peak’s here?
  Foxmar320: Bing Bong?!
SaxPython: Beej confirmed hangs out with wife guy
kusinohki: are the targets for cannon shooting??
 MrGibberish: Oh ya, thats bing bong
 ratbabyonline: IT IS BING BONG
  Foxmar320: BING BONG!
 Diabore: oh its that thing
 BusTed: bing bong
 Strebenherz: that's 100% bingbong oh my god
  Sarah_Serinde: I wondered if it was Bing Bong 
 Mathwyn: Hi Bing Bong!
  Sarah_Serinde: little guy gets around
 SymphonySolstice: I miss my wife tails
 NightValien28: bing bong is married?
  Foxmar320: I also miss Bing Bong's wife
 ratbabyonline: @NightValien28 likely divorced
 Rhynerd: bing bong was married
 ladyjessica: bing bong gets around
DigitalSeahorse: Beej = LunarJade?
  Sarah_Serinde: yes
kusinohki: is this the peak mountain?  or is this where ppl are going but the plane crashes??
DigitalSeahorse: 
 KadmosTech: you can pick bing bong up, but it takes a lot of flirting
 e_bloc: they say life is a crock but then you slide
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HomelyColdGuanacoCorgiDerp-3f8B-YZDdWv6_8-o
 adept_nekomancer: The smores are worth two points for "Eww".
 PharaohBender27: Whoops wrong clip
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HungryViscousSowHeyGirl-M00ojO1ySP8oWzYK
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 mercano82: Maybe you can bring someone to Bing Bong, like a Korok puzzle
 PharaohBender27: Sometimes the "copy link button" is real finicky
 Rhynerd: a perfectly cooked smore is worth a lot of points the first time around.
 ErynTzun: oh Bing Bong from Peak
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazonianViscousPandaImGlitch-Lpy5TuRbTTur2JM-
 ErynTzun: For a short time after PEAK's initial release, the developers could take control of Bing Bong and communicate with the players through this item. This feature required the player to be publicly sharing the game (e.g. by streaming). This feature was removed mid-June 2025.
KeytarCat: Oh, this game uses opendyslexic!
 ErynTzun: That's kinda creepy
DigitalSeahorse: 7 cheese lasagna, I hope it sits well
 TehAmelie: i think everyone forgot the Bing Bong from Inside Out. just like in the movie ;_;
 BraveOthello: Nice
  Juliamon: TehAmelie it's what he deserved tbh
DigitalSeahorse: weeee    oof ow
SaxPython: I wish you could pick up snow and become the avalance
 adept_nekomancer: Trees.  Nature's brakes.
DigitalSeahorse: flipping is FUN 
 ErynTzun: There's also a Bing Bong in a tablet top game session where the voice actors from Balder's Gate 3 play
  Sarah_Serinde: wow rude 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 saintguard: welp 
 Rhynerd: oh right, there’s also gambling!
 Rhynerd: a whole roulette table and I think somthing else
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a casino in the lodge? Or at least fondue?
 ErynTzun: There's a hammer too?
KeytarCat: Hammer??
 ratbabyonline: yeah whats the hammer do
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BloodyCreativeEggnogThunBeast-2hFJM9H7ouzWfYmT
 ratbabyonline: hammer beej in an act of vengence
 Mathwyn: There is bundle for the game and Peak
 Rhynerd: aggrocrab was not involved in this game
  Foxmar320: Bing Bong is in Crashout Crew as well
 TehAmelie: Bing Bong' so hot right now
 Getter404: Ah yes, pink Richard Kind
 TheAinMAP: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Rhynerd Now that's some mountain fun times.
 jessicaengle: Hi chat
 jessicaengle: 
 KadmosTech: phrasing?
 ratbabyonline: SALMON?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 Video games should include Richard Kind. I'd play "Spin City" on Switch 2.
 JadedCynic: dang, I regret being late - y'all made smores....did you make torches from 'failures'? 
Duffadash: Based on context I think Bing Bong might be some kind of dopefish
 Mathwyn: How I mine for fish
SaxPython: So fancy
DrLigmaPhD: That salmon was ready to throw hands. Or fins I guess
 Rhynerd: @JadedCynic i don’t think they’ve successfuly made a smore yet, just torches
 adept_nekomancer: 
 JadedCynic: @Rhynerd did they take their torches on the ski lifts? 
 ErynTzun: Increasingly smaller things are cute
 Rhynerd: @JadedCynic not yet!
kusinohki: don't forget to knock of the barnacles...
 JadedCynic: feels very Olympic 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Do we think this mountain lake ice hole has a Nessie too, Heather?
 ratbabyonline: IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG
 JadedCynic: ahhh, there's so many little secrets - I keep finding new stuff every time
 Rhynerd: ah, I’m bot alone in making smores for money!
 JadedCynic: ah!  so LunarJade is the host (those cannon only work for the host....so far - bless the dev!  )
 PharaohBender27: @ratbabyonline You finally made a monkey out of meeeeee
 ratbabyonline: @JadedCynic weve.... seen others use them fine?
 ratbabyonline: its just this one when u land in a certain spot
 JadedCynic: @ratbabyonline oh!  did they fix it???  
 SnackPak_:  big race
kusinohki: I feel like this game could use some fast travel warp points...
 ratbabyonline: thats what cannons and chairlifts are for
Tz_BG: @kusinohki That is what the cannons are for
 JadedCynic: 'a chain' 
 exeJayce: that is whatever you want it to be, Nelly
 SnackPak_: a wire is a type of bling
 ArtDecoSunburn: @JadedCynic A Zuckerberg chain?
 ratbabyonline: its like real chairlifts
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ratbabyonline Minus the languid teen operators.
 JadedCynic: snowball fights or making snow-people?  (or just rolling snowballs down a slope)
 ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn in my experience it was australians and new zealanders
 ErynTzun: @JadedCynic I really want some hot chocolate
  Sarah_Serinde: I really enjoy the way these bodies flop and flow, it's satisfying
 v_nome: Cute
 KadmosTech: 
 JadedCynic: @ErynTzun it's even summer here and so do I!
 corianderd: never change ian
DigitalSeahorse: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ratbabyonline Or twenty-something Eastern Europeans on resort work visa jobs.
 lamina5432: o/
 JadedCynic: Horner being Horner
  Sarah_Serinde: never. but also... 
 TehAmelie: ever forward, never learning
 KadmosTech: Achievement Unlocked: Littering
 Twilight_Spark: D: littering
DigitalSeahorse:     
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SoftCovertPancakeBlargNaut-X7AgVstmItoVRzFf
 JadedCynic: Superintendant Chalmers!  What a pleasant surprise!
 ratbabyonline: unfortunately theres no true self we are all ever changing according to buddhist philosophy
 ratbabyonline: so, continue not staying the same ian
 PharaohBender27: Ominous . . .
 OldUncleDan: @ratbabyonline And Entropy..
  Sarah_Serinde: uh oh 
 Lysander_salamander: ohno
 PharaohBender27: Cannon's out of powder!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Have you tried turning it off and on?
 exeJayce: so I'm having issues hearing everyone and I can't read the names... who else is here tonight? (I think it's a me issue, my laptop hasn't been right)
 DeM0nFiRe: Cannon't
 KadmosTech: cannon refractory period
 JadedCynic: awwww, I was hoping the dev had sorted that cannon-bug out..
 mercano82: She let the magic smoke out
 Twilight_Spark: The blue smoke was the cannon's soul. It's finally free.
 ratbabyonline: ian, angel, nelly, beej, heather, and cori
 ErynTzun: @JadedCynic LMAO
 TehAmelie: that snowball is bigger than a fish!
 SnackPak_: rad
 Mathwyn: Oh no
 JadedCynic: yup 
  Sarah_Serinde: Animal Crossing snowman! 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 adept_nekomancer: This is gravitationally dubious
 exeJayce: thank you! I thought I heard Beej but I wasn't sure
 TheAinMAP: 
 InconsiderateHat: incredible
 Strebenherz:  
 ErynTzun: If this were animal crossing the snowman would be very disappointed
 ratbabyonline: @exeJayce beej using heathers account
 exeJayce: that makes so much sense
NimrodXIV: I need the snowman to mock you now, like Animal Crossing
 farley_f: can we please either quote Beej, or introduce phrasing 
 Strebenherz: !phrasing
  LRRbot: You heard them.
 Strebenherz: !findquote phrasing
  LRRbot: Quote #9064: "I could have phrased that better: the Kathleen De Vere story." —Kathleen [2024-07-21]
 BITs19_: good time of day chat! who are our sledders today?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NaiveDeliciousPigeonDBstyle-m6MUInHj7gEfSwDJ
 farley_f: "Can i roll my ball next to Ian's ball to see if they merge" - The Love Doctors operating on male groins
 ratbabyonline: @BITs19_ ian, angel, nelly, beej, heather, and cori
 JadedCynic: such is the ephemeral nature of all things in this universe...
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So only two ball snowmen?
 CaptainSpam: Fat-bottomed snowmen make this rockin' mountain go 'round.
 exeJayce: these little characters are SO cute, I love them so much
 JadedCynic: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters yup
 exeJayce: I too wish to be a little blobby thing wandering in snow
 JadedCynic: @exeJayce IKR?!?
 A_Dub888: is Beej riding a ski lift?
 ratbabyonline: THATS GONE IAN
spethycakes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
 spethycakes: Oh no, the most dreaded nuerical sequence
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 SnackPak_: the rocks caught you
  Sarah_Serinde: It's fun listening to everyone's noises...and then there's Ian
 InconsiderateHat: 
 spethycakes: I issed a letter
 JadedCynic: heather's pullin off the trix! 
 farley_f: @Sarah_Serinde that almost sounds like the "And then theres Maude" section of the Maude show
 jessicaengle: Are we forg?
 TheAinMAP: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: heather hitting 40 m/s (144 km/h)
 adept_nekomancer: DNF: Dis is a Nice Frog.
 ratbabyonline: Da Nice Frog
 A_Dub888: @adept_nekomancer you're a nice frog
 CaptainSpam: I think holding W is what makes it keep flipping like that.
 ErynTzun: o7
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StormyCrispyHerbsJonCarnage-pdkKP4iSAfVlEJaO
 jessicaengle: Oh boy time for a snack
 ratbabyonline: time to stretch my unspecified limbs and cycle my indeterminate fluids
 BraveOthello: I hear cannons
morderschatten subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 44 months!
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 BraveOthello: Is Heather grinding the sub ocean on break?
 TheAinMAP: 
 ratbabyonline: snowball unconcious cori bear
 ErynTzun: ohhh teleport nice
kusinohki: think walt disney called them weenies?  very visible landmarks for ppl to meet up at...
TheMandrew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months, currently on a 120 month streak!
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 BraveOthello: That certainly was a mountain lake with no symbolism at all
 Xed_Regulus: I know about a lake on a mountain on an island on a lake
 ErynTzun: I just keep thinking Pokopia where you can spawn water, mud and lava wherever you like by either drinking the various waters in the game or sucking it up.
 ErynTzun: Hoverfrog
 ratbabyonline: frogs can do this
 BraveOthello: @ErynTzun Why does drinking tea let me barf lava?!
 Heckhoundbolt: ah yeah, the family guy bit
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 Scy_Anide: Butt wiggos!
 TheAinMAP: 
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 codatski: These frogs and assorted animals have the proportions of teeth
 e_bloc: there are four flags
 ratbabyonline: there appears to be a cave on that map
 BraveOthello: @e_bloc There! A four! Flags!
 ErynTzun: @BraveOthello It's Chili Sauce but it is both fun and dangerous, so much dying to get it in the right place without falling in.
 e_bloc: @BraveOthello  I can never not think about that
 e_bloc: you'll never walk alone
 calculated_uncertainties: Ian, kids these days won't get that joke
 BraveOthello: Heather hit Beej so hard the stream froze for me
 e_bloc: Beej naming 5 things you can find at a rodeo in under 10 seconds
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What happens if two people are the couple one and end up at the end at the same time?
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 JadedCynic: no 'canadian placement' 
 BraveOthello: D'Nif
 e_bloc: that makes it worse
 e_bloc: no one is immune
 Mathwyn: Heather constantly overcoming the urge to kill the doppleganger
 ratbabyonline: dopplebeejer
 ratbabyonline: beejleganger?
 BraveOthello: @ratbabyonline Not that one
 Akaiatana: Beejlander
 ratbabyonline: @BraveOthello not a fan?
 BraveOthello: For reasons I am unable to articulate
 BraveOthello: Dopplebeejer is more fun
 ratbabyonline: and dopplebeejer isnt worse??
 Mathwyn: Beware the Dopplebeej
 ratbabyonline: you know of a dopplebeejing by the dubstep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beware the dopplebeej my son?
 Mathwyn: Dopplebeej, where it's just Beej pretending to be you, but no one else can tell the difference
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nothing in-tents with this game.
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Cptasparagus: is Heather worthy?
  Sarah_Serinde: beautiful
 KadmosTech: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: piss race
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If I want to parody the Jabberwocky into the Dopplebeej I won't lie it will take some real work
 JadedCynic: I think you have that backward, Beej 
 e_bloc: this is pine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus Depends who you ask
  Foxmar320: Heather doing her best Amy Rose impression threatening everyone with a hammer.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does Heather have a massive hammer now?
 Mathwyn: @foxmar320 Does that make Beej Sonic?
 OldUncleDan: I was thinking Ramona Flowers with the hammer.
 TheNerdWonder: since when does she need a reason?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why does Heather seem to not steer like everyone else?
  Foxmar320: @Mathwyn New head cannon unlocked
 Rhynerd: @thefluffiestguineapig she bought it
DigitalSeahorse: RIP hammer 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheNerdWonder I was meaning in game
 ratbabyonline: @Mathwyn i imagine him more a big the cat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, thank you
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GeniusScrumptiousWoodpeckerCoolCat-f2BWL8Y0GAAvK8HX
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Foxmar320: @ratbabyonline Big does like frogs
 Mathwyn: @foxmar320 congrats on his 30th anniversary!
  Foxmar320: @Mathwyn   
 e_bloc: one yard away from retirement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Who is Sonic in this head canon then?
  Sarah_Serinde: nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And who is Ian?
 TheAinMAP: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I get train videos
DigitalSeahorse: if you say "I should buy a boat." near Siri
 ratbabyonline: SPIN SPIN SPIN
 ratbabyonline: GAMBLE
 JadedCynic: skee ball
  Juliamon: love pop-a-shot
 ErynTzun: oh those things are dangerous
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Since when does this mean skee ball?
  Foxmar320: Gambling? Im in!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Skee ball is with the hard balls rolling them down the track
 ratbabyonline: grenade?
 ratbabyonline: SMOKE BOMB
 ErynTzun: Is it some kind of reference?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather you can get new sleds, and cosmetics for you sled
 JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig "a rigged carnival game that players attempt to throw balls into holes for tickets they will never be awarded" - that's the only definition of skee ball I have ever needed. 
 ErynTzun: what the heck is with the giant Croc?
 BraveOthello: Red ones go faster
  Sarah_Serinde: Of course Ian found darts 
 farley_f: followed by karaoke 
 PharaohBender27: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Fair, but that requires there be more than one hole. Genuinely I learned about skee ball from gangsters in comics using the balls to brain people 
 BraveOthello: It's only 1.2M for a bus
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 ErynTzun: No murder by dart
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we william telling now?
  Sarah_Serinde: Does Ian ever learn the right lessons?
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 Rhynerd: question, is the group using discord or in-game VC?
 PharaohBender27: @BraveOthello Hm. Is the Bus . . . specially equipped for the desert? 
 ErynTzun: Dart fail lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Sometimes, Ian supports UBI
 Mathwyn: Ever forward, always learning... wrong as a joke
 Rhynerd: because there’s a working stage microphone
 ratbabyonline: ian saying oops is a "drop and run" situation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline More than Alex?
 MacbethSeemsSus: *electric discharge noise* Ian: oops
kusinohki: "this is a controlled situation" - ian watching a fire inside a toaster oven...
DigitalSeahorse: I smell pot and I'm not the one smoking it
 7gorobei: can you buy extra respawn flags at the store?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus I think we wouldn't hear it because the power might go out at in the Moonbase 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mathwyn: If Alex, Ian, and Paul are running out of a room you leave the building
DigitalSeahorse: 
 ratbabyonline: yesss the croc
 ratbabyonline: @Mathwyn if youre lucky its beacuse theres ice cream outside
 DiscordianTokkan: I love that King Missile song "I dropped my Rod"
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Important question: can you buy the little croc decorations?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BraveOthello: @Mathwyn Radiation, fire, or time travel hazards
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline You should probably leave the block
DigitalSeahorse:  
 ratbabyonline: @Thefluffiestguineapig but i cream...
DigitalSeahorse: worm
 Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig and the adjacent block too
 Mathwyn: @thefluffiestguineapig maybe the country before the police catch up
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Heather, can you scale that?
 ratbabyonline: these are... sea fish
 HadesLeprechaun: that pufferfish is surprisingly....flat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline If there is i cream you'll be able to see it and follow them
 TheAinMAP: "Big ol' fish!"
 PharaohBender27: Oh the sushi chefs are set for the day
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: a few good candidates for the quote database there…. Nelson: “Can’t a man just say ‘oops’ from time to time?”………Heather: “There’s nobody you want to hear say ‘oops’ less than Ian.”
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And know everything is ok
 GhostValv: blobfish looks like how I feel
 ratbabyonline: no thats what a blob fish looks like at surface pressures
 farley_f: quick time to scale these fish and feed them to mythological creatures
 ratbabyonline: (which they cant survive at)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline You type faster than I do and thank you for saying this
 e_bloc: all your bass belong to tuna
 Rhynerd: apparently an actual deep sea fish after being subjected to multiple pressure changes
 OldUncleDan: You should try catching some Sunnies, or Bullheads.
DigitalSeahorse:  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Are there no gods to feed the fish to?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Would the Yeti count?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: maybe a good Trey Anastasio in the lake?
 HadesLeprechaun: that blobfish picture really is the "Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his toe kicking that skull" of photos
 Rhynerd: if memory serves a blobfish looks a little like an unpuffed puffer when they’re in their natural habitat.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun Or the "I woke up early to stand in line to vote and by the time I got up to the front they closed"
 ratbabyonline: wait thats an actual croc. branding and everything
 ErynTzun: I love that most of the time the Bucket hat obscures Frogbeej's eyes
 Lysander_salamander: Is that a Bass Pro Shop hat?
 ratbabyonline: next update it'll be a holey sole
 Rhynerd: a froc if you will
 Lysander_salamander: Should I buy crocs?  I've never worn them before.
 ratbabyonline: beej treat yourself and buy real crocs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander No
 ratbabyonline: @Lysander_salamander theyre so comfortable
 OldUncleDan: @Lysander_salamander They
 Lysander_salamander: they?
 OldUncleDan: @Lysander_salamander They're great lake shoes.
 e_bloc: and he's climbing a slope and he's planting a flag and its all in my head now
 ratbabyonline: i and many other stylish lesbians do wear crocs
 ShaneLeeAtk: Two swings ahead of the sword
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has narrow feet, the aren't comfortable and slide off my feet constantly
 ratbabyonline: especialy the platform ones
kusinohki: fauxcs - fake crocs...
 mercano82: I rode up a chair behind a group of kids singing “The Song That Never Ends” all the way up.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish I could wear them
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Let your freak flag fly
DigitalSeahorse:   
 ratbabyonline: happy pride month plant your flag
 Mollylele: new Beej lore entry ==> ski lift singing
DigitalSeahorse:  
trainpants: Yeeaaah I taught a group of kids for a week who loved to sing on the lifts and it was trying
 Rhynerd: i think my mother bought a pair of off-brand crocs once years ago when we went to epcot. her shoes broke earlier that day and they there the only shoes her size at the gift shop.
 BraveOthello: Skill issue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline I am not a stylish pansexual myself, wish I was
 ratbabyonline: @Mollylele oh its a molly
  Juliamon: Heather is CRUISIN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @trainpants 0.o
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Molly!!
 Rhynerd: oh, so close to winning
 TheAinMAP: Got there.
UtilityPunk: That fence took your 1st place
kusinohki: what did heather do differently to go so fast that time??
  Juliamon: My feet are not built for Crocs, or any other footwear with no arch support. And you can't really put inserts in 'em.
 Rhynerd: there’s points for flips
 OldUncleDan: She followed the course.
 jessicaengle: !findquote fight
  LRRbot: Quote #7363: "Comic Sans is the funniest font, fight me." —Kathleen [2020-11-19]
 PharaohBender27: Oh no
 ratbabyonline: @LRRbot she was right
 jessicaengle: wheeeeeee
 SnackPak_: nice bail
 Rhynerd: oh, 4th is the same as a DNF in points
 jessicaengle: 
 ratbabyonline: snowke park?
UtilityPunk: Nothing in the rules says you can't win with frogge legs
EJGRgunner subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
 EJGRgunner: Time is absurd.
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 DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConcernedColdAardvarkDoritosChip-NjFFoAej2GYkZjUg
 ratbabyonline: can you unlock a skateboard by doing good in here though
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trainpants: it's called a terrain park if the skatepark is made of snow
 mercano82: The double sled at least has a pair of skis on it
 ratbabyonline: @trainpants neat! thats a good fun fact
 JadedCynic: @ratbabyonline you earn points all the time for various stuff - even simple things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @trainpants Good fact and great username
kusinohki: surprised we haven't seen a bobsled course...
 mercano82: Terrain. Terrain. Pull up.  Pull up.
 ratbabyonline: kuriboh's croc
 AugmentingPath: sliding out of my shoe and I've been doing just fine
 DiscordianTokkan: Insert Washlet Ian noise here
iarethel0ser: iannoise.wav
 HorusFive: Yeah Ian, G showed that in the nunchuck vid
 BraveOthello: Already tried that with the eashlet
UtilityPunk: What is the security handle on Crocs called?
DigitalSeahorse: that's a different kind of stream
 ratbabyonline: @UtilityPunk the strap
 Mollylele: @UtilityPunk I'm calling it a security handle from now on
minifootwear: Sport mode
UtilityPunk: The ragdoll meta!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
  Juliamon: the croc strap: a jockstrap for your foot
 ratbabyonline: my fiance's got these decked out t4t crocs and shes got a chain and spikes on the security strap
 Mollylele: the croc cranc
 MacbethSeemsSus: We need G to judge the livery on that croc
 ratbabyonline: @Mollylele croc with a built in playdate console?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ChillyAntsyBeeDxCat-WTqTeMoLu-MbGHrp
DigitalSeahorse: if my neighbor would quit smoking pot they'd probably have to run their laundry machine a lot less
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 OldUncleDan: "Rag Doll, living in a movie..."
 ratbabyonline: @DigitalSeahorse or they should wear less clothes when they do
 CaptainSpam: Are we SURE the race will time out if nobody finishes it?
DigitalSeahorse: nah it gets into everything even if they don't wear the clothes it fills the closets and seeps into the rest of the house
  Sarah_Serinde: majestic
DigitalSeahorse: it's quite rude actually
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 SquareDotCube: easy 6000
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
StellarMichelle: this looks adorable 🥺
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Michelle!!
StellarMichelle: hi guinea pig!
 exeJayce: I could see James playing this and just launching himself off of *everything*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is very cute and the physics are very good
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: No, Ian - Roy did the stealing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Vinewood_OG: Didn't he steal it first?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliquePoisedRuffCmonBruh-B9-6zUkepd8FHHdI
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 JadedCynic: @Vinewood_OG Yeah, ask the McDonald brothers about that; don't let Ian whitewash Croc's nefarious past
 HadesLeprechaun: a ROYAL penguin
UtilityPunk: Not-quite-emperor penguin 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: so close
TriseAlpha: (Mentally cues up Penguin Run from Super Mario 64)
 Vinewood_OG: "Because it's there."
 ratbabyonline: then you use the money for cigarettes?
 ContingentCat: Trinkets are just for having
 HorusFive: Broke this system wide open
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When I saw Leggies play this you need to go into a different menu to equip them
 BraveOthello: Skyrim horse strats
  Sarah_Serinde: goin on an adventure
 PharaohBender27: 
 farley_f: we almost went 128 hours on this game
 ratbabyonline: they couldve definitely just walked there but took a wrong turn and decided to try climbing the cliffside huh
 gualdhar: more yetis than a rural white dude
 betweenmyself: two yetis!?!   
 mercano82: Yackety Sax intensifies.
 MacbethSeemsSus: The yeti marshalls desperately trying to keep Angel on the guided slopes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Angel is on some W+P nonsense
 betweenmyself: the yetis have gone Super Sayan God Sayan! 
 ratbabyonline: or is that door height here because youre small
 DeM0nFiRe: Wait is this a post apocalyptic game? Did all the humans die of global coldening?
 OldUncleDan: I saw someone drinking from a Stanley Cup and I just don't feel that it had the grandeur of a major Hockey Trophy.
 ratbabyonline: so its 5 meters
 ContingentCat: That's big damn
 SquareDotCube: that's what you get for fishing for the halibut
 BraveOthello: Big whoop, whale sharks get up to 20m
 ratbabyonline: halibut almost flattened my stepdad once
 OldUncleDan: And when I go out ice fishing, I only seem to catch Sunnies and Crappies.
 Rhynerd: Ian activated the statue of liberty?
 HadesLeprechaun: gettin a bit wimdy innit?
 KadmosTech: oh my
 A_Dub888: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
 empyreon:  uppies
 HadesLeprechaun: I think you are spinning *incredibly* fast
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm gonna look away
 MacbethSeemsSus: And now Kerbal Space Program
 SquareDotCube: Ah UE5 velocity bugs
 Rhynerd: wow, went right through a rock
electra310 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
 electra310: Oh no, I memed
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, electra310! (Today's storm count: 29)
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlazingWittyTurnipKeepo--qk789wqgAMLDDac
 jessicaengle: Are we tiny forg or is crog very beeg?
 Rhynerd: very beeg
 PharaohBender27: @electra310 Hold on for just two more months, and it will be nice
 BrowneePointz: ooo is it a halibut or a sole?
 TheAinMAP: Big ol' fish.
 ContingentCat: Big fish
 ratbabyonline: roast halibut
 empyreon: 'e is an 'alibut
 7gorobei: smoked halibut
 wedge_x: flat fish fridaay
 electra310: @PharaohBender27 True, my August will be nice this year
 e_bloc: probably worth trying if only for the halibut
 CaptainSpam: Clearly, we need to make a fish s'more.
 SquareDotCube: very sleddable fish
 NewtyNewts: What's in the treasure chestt?
 OldUncleDan: I don't think I'm a fan of Cori's bear costume.  Looks a bit too much like a unfortunate "Super Edgy" meme.
 Isaac3567: @OldUncleDan Oh good. I had the same thought but didn't want to say it
 ratbabyonline: @Isaac3567 i wasnt gonna say it because i think knowing it marks me as old
 OldUncleDan: Fortunately, I have already marked myself as old.
  Juliamon: It was a stolen meme to begin with
 OldUncleDan: Most of those kind are.
 Isaac3567: Old-ish maybe? Im only 33 so I think I tie with the younger crew members?
  Juliamon: so I guess it depends on if you feel memes can be reclaimed
 ratbabyonline: @Isaac3567 im 29 but ive been called "ancient" so
 SquareDotCube: now Ghostbusters II begins
 ratbabyonline: if you remember VHS the youths have no mercy for you
 BrowneePointz: wait wahat was a stolen meme?
 BrowneePointz: ooooooooh nvm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline As someone with chronic illness they never did
 betweenmyself: I had a Gloomy Bear dangling from my car’s rear view mirror some fifteen years back that someone mistook for that particular meme… 
 PharaohBender27: @ratbabyonline NGL I'm not certain if I know which meme is being referenced, because I had a thought but then on seeing Cori's character was like "Well that's a stretch . . ."
 ratbabyonline: @Thefluffiestguineapig guh. yeah.
 ratbabyonline: @PharaohBender27 yeah i dont think its actually related at all
 lightfut: Lol Nelly staying left
Boon_33: If you see stalin, you're too far right
 BraveOthello: Keep left Nelly
 ratbabyonline: @ratbabyonline oh wait i misread you, if you dont know its fine
 BraveOthello: Might I suggest the abolition of money?
 ratbabyonline: @BraveOthello im in favour of this
 Isaac3567: Nah its not related, just an animated cartoon bear. Just an old meme from the Dial-up days
  Juliamon: cute cartoony bears tend to look similar
  Juliamon: esp ones in a generic 'kawaii' style
 Isaac3567: If there was more fire I would just call it smokey the bear with the wrong hat
 PharaohBender27: 
 ratbabyonline: cool frog glasses,,,
 jessicaengle: 
 BraveOthello: How high are you Ian?
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 ratbabyonline: OH NO MY NONEXISTENT CHILDREN
 Saintnex: can you climb on each other?
silvertabbycat: my child is on top of the cat tree refusing to cuddle with me
 MacbethSeemsSus: Have they? Will they? Can they?
 jessicaengle: 
 betweenmyself: did we dooo iiiiit? 
 PharaohBender27: BIIIG Snowman
 ratbabyonline: animal crossing type snowman
 NewtyNewts: Yes?
 ratbabyonline: what if they were a tux
 Saintnex: oh sooo close!
 OldUncleDan: I want the Chiyo-Penguin!
iarethel0ser: Can someone stand on a snowball while it gets bigger?
 Saintnex: hahahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 NewtyNewts: Nice one beej!
 ratbabyonline: my father was recently upset that Tux art he had made for a project is now lost media
 JadedCynic: "My perfect, beautiful boy!" 
 7gorobei: snow centipede
 iris_of_ether: r o u n d
 DeM0nFiRe: 
trainpants: perfect
 betweenmyself: it was a difficult birth…
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CogentRichWatermelonFUNgineer-5o-gaIYLBIlBJYXD
 wedge_x: we considered ourselves a powerful culture
 ratbabyonline: IAN NOOOO
 gualdhar: Happy Pride
 Vinewood_OG: Uhhhhh
  Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] If you make the balls touch, a snowman happens.
  LRRbot: New quote #9591: "If you make the balls touch, a snowman happens." —Ian [2026-06-08]
 JadedCynic: thank you Juliamon!
 MrGibberish: If I remember correctly, there's platforms or ramps in the store?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VenomousSpicyGrasshopperFloof-ghJ5lIqVuEl5uhwc
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You need a dummy small ball to make the snowman with
 JadedCynic: also the bigger it gets, the further away from the statue it's going to have to be....
 iris_of_ether: 
 JadedCynic: YES!
 Saintnex: got there!
 TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: good jerb cori!
 HorusFive: 
 ContingentCat: 
 JadedCynic: ooooh! 
 ratbabyonline: WAOW
 Lysander_salamander: it would make sense, condsidering it's a group effort
 NewtyNewts: seel
 SquareDotCube: please, it's Skeal
 JadedCynic: randum Seal of Approval 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh never take the Beej Position
 ContingentCat: Taking the been position sounds dangerous
 ContingentCat: *Beej
 adept_nekomancer: Just a tiny frog in a shoe
 ratbabyonline: shog (shoe frog)
 Lysander_salamander: that would be fun
 Lysander_salamander: just flinging myself downhill
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can, once
 ratbabyonline: not without pain!
 Lysander_salamander: Like that minigame in Saint's Row
 adept_nekomancer: Works great as long as you only ever need to commute downhill
 BrowneePointz: Toboggan!? *Legends of Avantris Short intensifies*
 Vinewood_OG: Uhhhh
 couchboyj: Butt 2: Butt Harder
 PharaohBender27: @adept_nekomancer I see it being an advantage for when you hike up a mountain
 ratbabyonline: revoking my subscription due to the saying of butt luge
 betweenmyself: 
 ratbabyonline: uh oh ians in the backrooms
KeytarCat: the training range?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, the training range has targets.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @ratbabyonline I think he'd find it enriching
 ratbabyonline: @MacbethSeemsSus what about when his food runs out
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: A hat?
 iris_of_ether:  ?
 adept_nekomancer: Head apple!
 Saintnex: honestly fair lol
 Lysander_salamander: astronaut!
 PharaohBender27: 
 ErynTzun: Astronaut! yes!
 adept_nekomancer: Frogs!  In!  Space!
 BITs19_: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 Tangsm: 
 Vinewood_OG: Definitely
 DiscordianTokkan: sprog
 iris_of_ether: 
 ErynTzun: Frogs iiiiiiiiiin spaaaaAAAAAaaaace
 Saintnex: Froggernaut
 Lysander_salamander: it's so big
 ErynTzun: 
RuiFaleiro: giant leap
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
  Juliamon: 
 JKBalch: it is a **very** impressive helmet
 MrGibberish: This is just a cute fun game
silvertabbycat: astrofrog!
 Saintnex: @Lysander_salamander something something galaxy brain?
 Vinewood_OG: It's giving KSP....
 Mollylele: if the yeti kicked heather right now would she fly into space?
 ratbabyonline: operation heather orbit
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Mollylele Our three phase yeti booster system....
 ratbabyonline: amongus/
 ratbabyonline: if there were two astronauts on the moon and,,,
 adept_nekomancer: @Vinewood_OG Froggy Space Program
 betweenmyself: based on prior proportions, that frog’s head only takes up like 20% of the volume of that helmet
 ratbabyonline: im not convinced this helmet covers the frogs mouth
 MacbethSeemsSus: No witnesses
 JKBalch: Double tap to make sure
 ratbabyonline: hit him again
 ratbabyonline: ok good
 JadedCynic: the dev REALLY is making progress on the game, more features and fewer bugs than last time I played - I gotta get back in at some point! 
KeytarCat: When the yetis were floating, were you on the lodge side of them?  I'm thinking it might be adding a vector to the lodge-ward object
 adept_nekomancer: @MacbethSeemsSus (well, roughly 350 witnesses, but I'm sure we can keep a secret.  )
  Juliamon: chat has never snitched, not even once
 MacbethSeemsSus: @adept_nekomancer We're clearly accomplices 
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon  About that . . .
 JadedCynic: @adept_nekomancer I have no idea what you're talking about - I've seen NOTHING amiss while I've watched the stream and I'll testify the same under oath!
 calculated_uncertainties: But it was cool?
 HorusFive: I see nothing a lot, you'll need to be more specific
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Chat, what didn't I see because I didn't see it
 ContingentCat: Saw what?
 ratbabyonline: yessss
 ratbabyonline: go forwarddd
 HorusFive: These signs can't stop Heather!
Boon_33: Or don't I;m a sign.
 adept_nekomancer: Well, it can't expect us to turn back after a sign like that.
 maclaglen: @Boon_33 Exactly
 PharaohBender27: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cori's whale hunting? tsk tsk
 ContingentCat: Yeahh
 PharaohBender27: 
 HorusFive: Jet Ski money!
 7gorobei: 
 calculated_uncertainties: I don't think that's hitting
Kumakaori: short?
 Tiber727: I think you're a little low.
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it looks like Heather's isn't going far enough
  Sarah_Serinde: That one did hit
Kumakaori: there's very little reaction from the target >>;.
  Sarah_Serinde: adorable
 PharaohBender27: Nothing beats a jetski holiday!
 iris_of_ether: Cori has gone full Ghus mode :3
 Rhynerd: i don’t think anyone’s gone behind the cabin yet
Boon_33: a super scooper
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Quit race
 adept_nekomancer: You can quit race and then teleport to lodge?
 Mollylele: teleport to quit
 TheAinMAP: Ouch.
 JKBalch: woof
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We didn't hear that
 ContingentCat: We'll keep your secret Heather
iarethel0ser: Chat never sees nor hears anything.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is a weird fish
trainpants: weirdest fish I've ever seen
  Sarah_Serinde: it's got fins
  Sarah_Serinde: must be a fish
 TheAinMAP: Dave?
 7gorobei: not enough ambergris in a human
Voidhawk42: Tbf, there are loads of humans and not many whales. Supply and demand
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BovineZanyHedgehogBrokeBack-UrCXawV0X29wyffB
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SeductiveDelightfulGoshawkBrokeBack-92dBhOVUYipRBQhW
 Vinewood_OG: Really sitting down on the job
 adept_nekomancer: A sled bench.  A slench.
 SnackPak_: ok, thats good
 ProcyonFlynn: #BlameWindows
 Redbassist: What is a man
 PharaohBender27: What do Sticky keys actually do?
 HorusFive: "Small weird Fish"?
 Redbassist: A cannon event
  Sarah_Serinde: could you get a snowball in here?
 7gorobei: can you roll a snowman ball into the cave?
  Juliamon: I get the feeling the fire melts snowballs
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah I was wondering that
iarethel0ser: @PharaohBender27 From the description, sounds like it lets you hit two-key (ctrl+c) commands one key at a time.
 PharaohBender27: @iarethel0ser OK I see how that could be useful
 PharaohBender27: You got this Heather 
 SnackPak_: good start
  Sarah_Serinde: nice Heather
 SnackPak_:   
 TheAinMAP: Benched.
iarethel0ser:  
 Rhynerd: finally got first!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ContingentCat: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazonianHelplessDogeGrammarKing-oJfbBMGb8N0Ow7DS
 PharaohBender27: 369
 lamina5432: gnight
 CaptainSpam: So, next LRR community night, a 50-player server of this? 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Vinewood_OG: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Redbassist: 
 JKBalch:   Thank you for streaming
 Redbassist: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Remember CUP? It's back, in Panalysts form! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Good Morning Moonbase (James welcomes in a rotating cast of LRR crew on what will sure to be the definitive global morning show... at 10AM on the west coast. Game: This Week's Guest: Cori) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:01 from now).
 Mollylele: ty for stream
 Redbassist: !paypal
  LRRbot: Have you ever wanted to financially support LRR without any of those pesky 'perks' or 'recognition'? Well, you're in luck, because LRR has a PayPal link: https://paypal.me/loadingreadyrun
 PharaohBender27: !gant
  LRRbot: KARBY
 Redbassist: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
  LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
 ContingentCat: !gant
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 ErynTzun: o/ byeee
 PharaohBender27:   
 MyrddintheWizard: Night all!
 Redbassist: Beej eats it, the whole thing
 Redbassist: Night 
 Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
 Rhynerd: have a good night!
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