Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his ever expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Bridge) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
Juliamon:
Manae:
TheAinMAP:
MungoDude: oh, I came back early I guess
TXC2: title change!
MungoDude: is this me card?
TXC2: am that you card?
TXC2: CONTACT
TehAmelie:
MungoDude: 📶
ContingentCat:
Earthenone: are they playing the original or the sequel, Terabethia
TehAmelie: hmm when Ben announced this stream i had an idea for a TV show about four old lady architects, politicians an dentists meeting to play Bridge that would be called The Bridge Builders
TehAmelie: sadly no one has approached me with thosuands of dollars to make the show yet
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YeetTheRich_: i love ensnaring bridge
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TXC2:
in this streaming age it seems TV shows cost hundreds of millions of dollars for some reason 
FurthestChunk: they call him the bridge, he's always getting crossed
TehAmelie: we could do it youtube style for thousands, probably
TehAmelie: ok a good camera might cost tens of thousands now that i think of it
TXC2:
TehAmelie or $25 at a garage sale
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letsbelgo: grandma time (I am out of grandparents)
TXC2: here we GO!
TehAmelie: ah, Victoria, the promised land of garage sales
TXC2: Hello LRR
TehAmelie: ahoy!
JocelyneAnne: TEETH
TXC2: hello Paul on tech
TehAmelie: i was just trying to think of a "raise a bridge" joke
TXC2: !patreon
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Full contact bridge!
Earthenone: a bridge playset
TXC2: 52 cards, no lands
TXC2: !store
ThorSokar: oh, 500 is up next? (with the 1920 rules of course)
ArtDecoSunburn: I once rented a room in a decaying Georgetown mansion that had been built in the 1930s by contract bridge fanatics. The main floor was laid out for bridge parties, and the wainscotting and paneling had hidden compartments to store folding bridge tables. Subtle card suit motifs in the carvings.
YeetTheRich_: legend
Strebenherz: Bahaha nice
MrSarkhan:
avjamethyst: I thought we were being mugged
ThorSokar: haha
Earthenone: we should call this series, the elder milinal series!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Earthenone Elder millennial highlights social club.
YeetTheRich_: enter the backseating grandmas
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If you ask me, they all did it (played bridge)
TXC2: !backseat
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ghyllnox:
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Aww I love bridge! Great game
ArtDecoSunburn: Remember when every major metropolitan daily paper in North America had a bridge column?
TXC2: pink cherry and rhino bonner pills? what a weird flavour combo
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TehAmelie: i don't know how to play Bridge and for the purposes of this stream, i refuse to learn!
ghyllnox:
Zyme86: you have a bridge club now? Wait why isn't that bridge built yet?
Zyme86: if you build that bridge then the mainland ferries isn't a thing anymore
ghyllnox: The app is the cultist instead
Strebenherz: o7
thirsty_kitteh: Is this a good time to mention that UK is still awake for this stream? :3
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we do often name things badly
TXC2:
it's so that we don't have to use whatever word the French are using
James_the_Dabbler: I won’t back seat but do you think we can stop for nuggies at McDonalds on the way home
TehAmelie: do you need a compass to determine the seats?
Zyme86: wow shots fired
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie See what side of the cards the moss is growing on.
Spades_Slicc: It's OUR month
TXC2: !findquote pride
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TXC2: it's after 11, we can do maths
TehAmelie: hmm is Hearts an old people game? i like Hearts but i don't know anyone in my generation who does
Zyme86: Doing math on the Weekend also only if he agrees to it as well
Spades_Slicc: Ah, a whist family game
thedepthandbreadthofseth: suits? your majesty.
TXC2: TehAmelie I think people only know about hearts because it was on Windows Xp
TXC2: *XP
TehAmelie: i know Stephen King played it manically in college. . .
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 I knew hearts before XP. I dunno when tho.
letsbelgo: daaaa bids
Gadora: Woooooo!
RayFK: When IT happens
ghyllnox: Fuck Trumps, am I right?
TXC2: any day now
100viewbots:
Ok Canadians 
Mangledpixel: it could happen today
mizzytastic: gosh, I used to play bridge in secondary school
RELDnahcire: I think windows 3.1 had hearts but I can't remember that long ago...
MungoDude: that many tricks
Earthenone: 6 equals 7?!
kynelwynn: I was used to Hearts and Spades, then I got to college and was introduced to Bridge
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thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@Earthenone no. 1 equals 7. keep up! 
100viewbots: Not again
chaos5896: he though yall were doing AFK today,lol
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wasn
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 't spades like this?
Earthenone: the Heart will Beat out?
chaos5896: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yes, but without the bid modifier
chaos5896: ^and you dont say the suit
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Earthenone that sounds like a serious medical issue.
Mangledpixel: toque lub?
letsbelgo: does 3 spade beat 2 club?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: tuwak lubs, actually.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @letsbelgo I think so.
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Wheeler is the dummy!!
kynelwynn: can't recall, do you gotta break trump in Bridge?
Gadora: Is chat the Price is Right audience, just yelling "Higher!" at all bids? Or are we the Family Feud audience, yelling "Good bid!" at all bids?
RELDnahcire: @letsbelgo as a bid, yes, in a trick, no, unless spade is trump
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Gadora Let's just keep calling wheeler the dummy.
TXC2: "The Declarer" starting Denzel Washington
Gadora: @thedepthandbreadthofseth "Good answer, good answer!" (Family Feud it is.)
GlennSeto: "No acting required."
kynelwynn: being long in a suit is a good reason to bid it as trump. A,K,Q are the most likely to take tricks, butcounting Jack and less is wishful thinking
Juliamon: spadeless behaviour
RolfeRolfeRolfe: No spades? What is this, a rock garden?!
TXC2: we have trowels, they're just as good right?
ralphthellama watched 50 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
I'm excited to see this, my grandparents were both ACBL Life Masters
TehAmelie: i wonder sometimes where the ranking of suits comes from. i went like 25 years without encountering any game where it doesn't go (ascending) clubs, diamonds, spades, hearts. . .
chaos5896:
in spades, its called a book 
Eltanin73: The suit order is alphabetical
insanecat6mtg: Came in late, will have to check out the vod later to get the full explanation.
TXC2: in what language? 'cause it's not in English
TXC2: hello insanecat6mtg welcome
Eltanin73: C-D H S
Eltanin73: going up
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie I used to play scum where it was "diamonds, clubs, hearts, spades."
TehAmelie: in Swedish alphabetic would be hearts, clubs, diamonds, spades
TXC2: Eltanin73 the colours have to alternate
letsbelgo: someone is breaking into the air ducts
frameshifty: i remember Spades was super popular for a year in high school. A simplified form of bridge.
letsbelgo: watch out for sam fisher
chaos5896: Oh, my grandmother used to count cards
RELDnahcire: my experience is if you aren't counting cards, you aren't playing bridge
richard_ermen: This is a really weird way to play solitaire.
Mangledpixel: but what activates multiball?
TXC2: getting a homerun when the blurns are loaded
mizzytastic: and as you get better at the game there is both a whole lot more information in how the bidding goes, and also signalling between the defending players
mizzytastic: bridge gets deep quick
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mangledpixel 3 blerns on, with blerners on first, second, and 5.4rd.
frameshifty: remember they used to print bridge brainteasers in the newspaper?
Earthenone: if my hearing aid was on i would be really upset
gualdhar: Graham will stop sending the checks as soon as he figures out how a computer works
LoadingReadyRun: @RELDnahcire I think a lot of the original vegas card counting teams were bridge players
Mangledpixel: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Mornington Crescent!
Juliamon: frameshifty that's my primary frame of reference for the game
insanecat6mtg: My favorite card game I learned from my Grandma was literally called Spite and Malice.
TXC2: TAPIOOOOOCA
LoadingReadyRun:
before MMOs, Bridge was the game that made people to ruin their lives and drop out of college 
letsbelgo: tapioooca
TXC2:
ww2 had a song about longing for a pineapple, because of rationing
Earthenone: this is 2026, clearly we need a twitch extension so chat can play the dummy
TehAmelie: deregulate tapioca!
chaos5896: Hey, Ben's sending signals!
chaos5896: lol
ghyllnox: Tinker Tailor for sure
Earthenone: russian roulette coming to ITYC one night only
KharadBanar: Is This Your Gun?
Juliamon: TTSF had a t-shirt cannon
TXC2: it would be like the scene from Jackass where they just get shot by painball guns
chaos5896: nerf gun?
zshunter: There is a world series of Russian roulette card game
TehAmelie: Commodore Hustle did have a nerf war
wiigamer1995: anyreason why they arent using the usual 4 player setup?
GlennSeto: That's just Wheeler's character from the cable access show.
ghyllnox: Heather *is* a gamer
letsbelgo: she is used to carrying ian on rhythm games
xantos69: @zshunter Yes, but there has never been a returning champion.
LoadingReadyRun: @wiigamer1995 this is a game where the pairs of players have to be across from eachother
TehAmelie: if you can't trade game information, are old married couples banned from using telepathy?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie didn't they have a nerf battle upon leaving Moon Base... Delta?
xantos69: @TehAmelie Cheating in Bridge amongst married couples is a serious problem in high level tournaments.
TehAmelie: of course, those who have a nerf weapon will find reasons to use them
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth yes, at delta
RELDnahcire: @xantos69 wait, which kind of cheating 😘
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 ty
xantos69: @RELDnahcire Yes
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Well played by Heather
ghyllnox:
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Heather with the "still had all these"
Earthenone: since you won more than your contract, will you be sued for breech of contract?
wench_tacular: beginners luck
ralphthellama: Life Master is the highest achievement in the ACBL
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think I'd be "The Underpass"
KharadBanar: You always have to know what your Yaku is
letsbelgo: 13 orphans
RolfeRolfeRolfe: See, before there was Quidditch, we had bridge scoring for nonsensical rules
thedepthandbreadthofseth: anyone remember when there was a weekly (or maybe even daily) bridge article in the newspaper? it was near the crossword and the comics...
RELDnahcire: Suspension or cable stay bridge, I know a guy?
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Deal moves
Eltanin73: The directions stay the same but the deal shifts
CaptainSpam: Don't worry about the specifics of the rules, we'll cross that Bridge when we get... oh.
kynelwynn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yes!
TehAmelie: @thedepthandbreadthofseth it might have been Bridge or Chess. i remember it being incomprehensible
letsbelgo: what a street tough
TXC2: is this bridge in the newspapers a US/CAN thing? cause I have ZERO memory of it her in the UK
TXC2: *here
CaptainSpam:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth Definitely Bridge. I remember it clearly, as I don't know how Bridge works. 
xantos69: It means lots at the tournament level where they deal IDENTICAL decks/hands to each table then do comparative scoring.
LucasTheDrgn: card-tography stream
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is this you cartographer?
Mangledpixel: once paid
iconicshadow89: the yeah yeah yeahs provide the theme song
LoadingReadyRun: @xantos69 oh, that's interesting. They actually remove the rng aspect?
TehAmelie: (playing Chess and deciphering Chess problems are very different activities)
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun Yep. Then it is never a matter of any "bad luck" because all players are playing the same exact game. Then you get to see how good your bidding strategy and play is. High level tournament bridge is 100% skill.
CaptainSpam: The Angry Man.
kynelwynn: Oh right! @LoadingReadyRun "No Trump" is also a bid, stronger than spade iirc.
septomin: so technically opening lead should happen before dummy is revealed
TXC2: !backseat
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Eltanin73: That's correct. Opening lead played before the dummy goes down
RELDnahcire:
not a time lord 
LoadingReadyRun: @xantos69 It must be quite interesting to see how different expert teams play the same hands
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun If you ever want to have a 6 hour conversation with an old person... ask them that exact question. They will go layers and layers deep on their bid strategy and all their conventions and things called "second degree signal forces". Yes it is very interesting, just not my game.
TXC2: it's an ounce
7gorobei: noted horror movie 28 grams Later
KharadBanar: 28g of trauma? That’s a lot
ghyllnox: Tell Kathleen she needs more Grahams
TXC2:
ghyllnox well she has Penelope, that's like half a Graham 
LoadingReadyRun: @xantos69 It would be interesting if you could do that with pro-level mtg. You would have to have decks with no shuffle effects
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What Diamondless behavior.
Earthenone: it would be a cool cube idea, preconstructed idential packs for people do draft from
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun I have often wondered the same thing. At that point it becomes "who can sequence their eggs deck best given this opening hand". I do like that style of puzzle.
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun the old Duels of the planeswalkers game had challenges like that
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chat, can y'all please help me conjure a target for my natural order?
LoadingReadyRun: @TXC2 I liked those!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: perfect! good job, chat!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: (Torsten)
TehAmelie: we're helping! (apparently)
chaos5896: !hubris
insanecat6mtg:
EbDorian:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth Natural Order doesn't target
TXC2: !findquote hubris
LRRbot: Quote #6507: "How many times can we count James' hubris?" —Serge [2019-10-22]
kynelwynn: If you're dealt all of a suit, you make that trump and just win
chaos5896: darn, i was hoping for the mana cost
EbDorian: !card hubris
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ghyllnox:
TXC2: people bet on pro wrestling
TXC2: people will bet on ANYTHING
NotCainNorAbel: Collecting all of the cards is easier
xantos69: If you are VERY good, you can get people to pay you to be their coach. Bill Gates is extremely into bridge and does hire coaches.
TehAmelie: one time in Hearts i got a hand of like 11 clubs and still lost almost every point. it was supposed to be an unbeatable hand. . .
Strebenherz: I'm sorry you can make money with Competitive bridge? What
Eltanin73: @kynelwynn Well, if some then bids No Trump, no one else can lead your suit, so unless you have the opening lead, you won't win any tricks
LoadingReadyRun: @LoadingReadyRun unfortunately, some of them were annoyingly non-deterministic (where the AI made choices)
xantos69: @Strebenherz Way more than you can possibly think.
Sibwow: that would be a great live pre record
Earthenone: 4 diamond?! in this economy?!
Gadora: Seven, no trump?
letsbelgo: now this is how people get shot
Juliamon: gremlin mode: activated
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun yeah, they had one and only one solution and you had to find it
Eltanin73: @Strebenherz I used to play "penny a point" back in the day and be +/- $20 a night, but the club had regular tables that might go $1-a-point or higher
ShroomPoof: its grand slam time
Strebenherz: @Eltanin73 interesting
Strebenherz:
@xantos69 
KharadBanar: Wingus and Eingus
Earthenone: ace bandages, we get it
TehAmelie: i think they call you ace if you bring down 5 enemy planes
ContingentCat:
we love Aces
pctjoe: US Ace
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TXC2: "an ace pilot? so you've shot down 5 planes?" "what? hell no, I'd say I'm a lover not a fighter, but i'm asexual..."
LoadingReadyRun: It's interesting that if you win the trick, you get the start the next one, so it is easier to snowball
TehAmelie: maybe you've shot down five suitors eh
insanecat6mtg:
Okay, my twitch keeps getting hung-up. I'll catch the rest of this on the vods. Have a good day everyone. 
TXC2: so long insanecat6mtg stay safe
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kynelwynn: @LoadingReadyRun Absolutely. That's a strategy to piss folk off if you've got a fair amount of trump and then a long suit. Run out all the trump so no player has any left and then just go through the remaining suit, hoping no else has anythign higher
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Heather has a cross rough going on
A_Dub888: Hi friends, why are we fornicating planes?
CaptainSpam: @kynelwynn That's sounding a lot like Euchre in that respect.
kynelwynn: Filthy euchre
Athelgar: @A_Dub888 Starscream deserves it sometimes
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 an "ace pilot" joke was made eariler
TehAmelie: "hey, i polish that euchre every night until it shines"
TXC2: Euchre is not real and can not hurt you
Earthenone: we should pivot to go fish
ContingentCat: Stop trying to make Hearts happen Matt
RELDnahcire: hearts in Feb?
Eltanin73: Contract bridge is a tough entry point for trick-taking games
FurthestChunk: solitaire race up next
FurthestChunk: have you considered a simpler game, like Twilight Imperium
A_Dub888: @Athelgar “Megatron has fallen! I Starscream shall be the new dom!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is heather shooting the moon?
chaos5896: oh, i'd believe yall are probably getting mad hustled by heather XD
KharadBanar: King of Clubs seems like it could still be dangerous
FurthestChunk: oh my god an undercrunch moonsault
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Yeah now she's trying to get a squeeze on the defenders
Athelgar: @A_Dub888 "NO." - Soundwave
ShroomPoof: SO close
Gadora: Oooooof.
FurthestChunk: looks like they're in quite a pickle
KharadBanar: called it
ghyllnox: Daaaang
chaos5896: GG heather!!!
n3ther: the fluids must be cycled
TXC2: !break
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A_Dub888: instructions unclear: Cycled fluids, am now dehydrated
TXC2:
A_Dub888 good, now get on the scales, it's time for your UFC fight
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
chaos5896: nite TXC2!
realbadatthis_: night TXC2
RELDnahcire: nini TXC2
JKBalch: I keep misreading the title as "contact bridge" and waiting for a fight to break out.
Juliamon: It's bridge, it could happen
A_Dub888: next LIVE Segment
TehAmelie: the scoring is so mysterious, we could make bets on that. will the next winning team gain 50, 100, 150 or more points?
TehAmelie: @JKBalch ah, that's "full" contact bridge. they'd have to wear helmets for that i beleiev
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie just fyi, I just hoofed for ~250 damage. Thanks again!
TheAinMAP:
Pinwiz11: Waiting for full contact bridge canoe slalom
Zyme86: I thought ben was the designated baby of the crew?
n3ther: bridge is a solid game to learn
SnackPak_: spicy
Zyme86: erotic fan fiction or scoring rules, you decide!
chaos5896: do it again on the last hand
omdorastrix: Annie ar you OK?
RolfeRolfeRolfe: The technical term is "trick"
Eltanin73: Dealer starts the bidding
Diabore: "how much could the bidding be michael? 1 diamond"
xantos69: This is accurate for how bridge is played.
FurthestChunk: call wheeler the bridge the way he's getting walked over here
ghyllnox:
"You still might be"
FurthestChunk: Not that kind of gay? Lee Harvey Topazwald, your OC, begs to differ
CookieMom: Well-lubricated one might say.
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ContingentCat: Happy pride everyone
Stardackk: with the small penis?
FurthestChunk: goddamnit i was hoping the kiwis had stolen the sheep gimmick by now
Stardackk: @FurthestChunk were never losing the sheep thing
KharadBanar: Lotta Gargling, daughter of Greater Gargadon
n3ther: they are usually up front about their business
ghyllnox: BEN
FurthestChunk: +2
MilkInBags: after the Costco Rizzler, the A&W Gargler
A_Dub888: Is this how clubbing comes back to the Moonbase?
TehAmelie: now i crave a pan-galactic gargle blaster
FurthestChunk: getting you a golf club bouquet
Gadora: Can you lead trump without it being broken? (I don't know bridge.)
SnackPak_: this reboot would rule
RolfeRolfeRolfe: @gadora yeah you can lead a trump anytime
TehAmelie: he is pretty expansive with hand gestures
RolfeRolfeRolfe: It's not like hearts where they have to break first
jwholla: is a high score good or bad
Gadora: @RolfeRolfeRolfe Neat! That's an interesting difference from other trick taking games.
avjamethyst: no, heather's right
RolfeRolfeRolfe: But if you have a card of the led suit, you must follow suit before you can trump
Juliamon: no
Sarah_Serinde: absolutely not
xantos69: See the wisdom of the Mods.
patbaer: mods, don't delete my comment please: Hi!
Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
A_Dub888:
what about Hosk? 
Sibwow: wheeler you have to mod me
Masslost: ah the chaos that is 6/9
Dr_fragenstien: My favorite show, is this you card
FurthestChunk: MF IAN
TehAmelie: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #4208: "I can't tell what's moustache and what's wrinkle." —Ian [2017-05-15]
Sarah_Serinde:
It gets a lot of use
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Wheeler trying to morph a card from the dummy
Juliamon: r10 is probably still sleeping, let him sleep
FurthestChunk: on ra no headdress
LordZarano: !findquote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #6222: "I never believe anything Ian says. It's safer that way." —Heather [2019-07-17]
ghyllnox: #BlameJames
FurthestChunk: wheeler playing like he's been put through the carwash
FurthestChunk: imagining FNPF chat interacting with a D&D stream
FurthestChunk: just the worst hell of um ackshually
DrLigmaPhD: @FurthestChunk "Actually per 2024 rules paladins need to use their bonus action to smite"
xantos69: Look, he is the worst of the Planateers!
FurthestChunk: oh damn wheeler can ubercharge
HadesLeprechaun: never played Bridge, it appears to be one of the many variants of Trick Taking games?
roastbeefsandwitch: Never learned Bridge, I've played most of the classics
FurthestChunk: he hauve deprivotion
kingrilz3rd: HOWD YOU KNOW THAT WHEELER YOU WOULD NEED A CALC TO COUNT THAT HIGH
HadesLeprechaun: I have played exclusively the board game variants that aren't just a regular deck of cards, Diamonds and The Fox in the Forest specifically
smertmonkey: I wonder if spades will be played in the future
FurthestChunk: diamond? nah man nah i don't want no damn diamond
avjamethyst: jealous
EbDorian:
Graham trying to deduce if Wheeler was having a stroke in real-time
chaos5896: Has Wheeler played spades before?
chaos5896: He Man!
HadesLeprechaun: He is the voice, I'm not convinced he's the body, though
Eltanin73: No trump is scored 40 for the first level and 30 for each level above (so 1NT = 40, 2NT=70, 3NT=100 etc)
FurthestChunk: Someone's gotta do the job
SaxPython: Can't wait for Pinochle
A_Dub888: quitplayinggameswithmyheart.backstreetboys
Spades_Slicc: You should just play actual Whist at this point
FurthestChunk: so who here is Aware of the new KH4 trailer
ghyllnox: MATT
chaos5896: @FurthestChunk o/
ivy___v: LRR has 99.6% of all Twitch viewers in the Bridge category at the moment haha
pctjoe: post death marge simpsons ghost big mama henti
DrLigmaPhD: Yoda Simpson
FurthestChunk: @pctjoe none of those words are in the bible
SquareDotCube: Marge'n of error
SaxPython:
TehAmelie: i was just thinking of the "orgegano" line
TehAmelie: Matt's inside my head
LoadingReadyRun:
sorry to any new viewers expecting high level Bridge play
Strebenherz:
Juliamon: the best Marge impression I've heard was actually a cat murring at her kittens
TehAmelie: how about Marge's sisters?
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TehAmelie: i've wondered if Marge's voice just sounds like that cause she grew up nearby Patty and Selma smoking
DrLigmaPhD: This game is 10% Marge or Yoda and 30% HR violations
Dog_of_Myth:
Voidhawk42: WHEELER
Spades_Slicc: 6 7
Kentosaurus: scooby doo voice: homie!
ghyllnox: MATT
FurthestChunk: +2
chaos5896: can we get a quote on "schooby hard dooby"?
FurthestChunk: Oh that's a good Shaggy
FurthestChunk: Can we get Shaggy at the old folk's home
DrLigmaPhD: It's literally named after him to go shirt no pants
Spades_Slicc: Give it up for ai Donald on the new kingdom hearts art
Spades_Slicc: kingdom hearts 4 art is ai gen
FurthestChunk: no it's the cover for a compilation rerelease for switch 2
zelukester: and Don Cheadle was his voice
Spades_Slicc: @FurthestChunk Ah, my bad
DrLigmaPhD: The firefighters episode
rosesmcgee: They pantsed Chet Elderson at his funeral
TehAmelie: funny story, in the Swedish translations Donald Duck and Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes have the same name
FurthestChunk: How much can you up the ante
FurthestChunk: can you just like, jump to six heart
Spades_Slicc: a 7 and a 6 you say?
LoadingReadyRun: I believe you can if you're very sure of yourselves
iconicshadow89: Jiminy Glick makes an appearance
adamshandy: Ben even refusing to touch his cards rn
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Spades_Slicc: Matt and Ben have won 1 trick so far or 2?
FurthestChunk: two spade, too strong
FurthestChunk: kingpin would love mahjong
FurthestChunk: a
Eltanin73: You guys did fine considering none of you have ever played before
adamshandy: this is basically hearts though
TheMerricat: Chat, WotC hates this one simple trick...
adamshandy: co-opetitive hearts
Eltanin73: You could try Whist, which doesn't use a dummy or an auction
xantos69:
50 Bits
Strebenherz: o/
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil Requiem) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:19 from now).
Voidhawk42: Supreme Draft is best described as "ice cream for dinner"
TheAinMAP:
A_Dub888: what are chess pieces if not 3d cards?
TheAinMAP: !ppr
TheAinMAP:
A_Dub888:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Vinewood_OG: What happened to hired henchmen anyway?
A_Dub888: they unionized
chaos5896: Thanks LRR crew and mods for all you do!
Vinewood_OG: Now I tell people I'm forming a goon squad, and now I'm banned from Dave and Busters.
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