Juliamon: mate it's been over for an hour
TomatoKigu: I'm just early for the nope boys. thewhiLightsHype
r10pez10: i guess i am having that sort of day
QuixoticScrivener: @r10pez10 you're not late, you're early!
Juliamon: still a good vod though, Wheeler wished you were there
r10pez10: oh my
Juliamon: (Sarah and I denied a request he made)
Bruceski: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil Requiem) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
Bruceski: Oh right, it's good game night!
Bruceski: (they're all good games, Bront)
Earthenone: stream title disagrees :P
Juliamon: forbidden solitaire is a good game
LoadingReadyRun: ^
Earthenone: the poor joke was that solitaire, the game, has been forbidden
e_bloc: its a real good game
LoadingReadyRun: @Earthenone ohhh this is one of those footloose towns kinda thing
LoadingReadyRun: solitaire is outlawed
SnackPak_: save us Kevin Bacon!
JessieImproved: resident evil or forbidden solitaire, chat still wins
Juliamon: I hope Adam's ear gets better soon
TehAmelie: sounds like Generation A where one place outlaws this drug that everyone in the world loves because it makes people asocial
TehAmelie: but, you know, less extreme
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Strebenherz: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: you must play games with friends or don't play them?
Juliamon: lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG
Strebenherz: @Juliamon same best wishes to him. ear bullshit sucks
Getter404: Time! For! Eye trauma!
MAPBoardgames: As it turns out THIS is my card.
thrythlind subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
thrythlind: heya
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e_bloc: Pride2222
betweenmyself: Am I supposed to be Noping right now? I get the feeling I’m supposed to Nope? riffThink
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
baltimore_667083: @LRRbot but how does this affect LeBron's legacy?
TehAmelie: lrrSIG detected lrrSIG
TehAmelie: don't give up on me now, twitch
ButterBall000 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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thrythlind: I wonder if they have a game cube and copy of Eternal Darkness
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Baby chickens don't turn into flowers.
baltimore_667083: @LRRbot not with that attitude
thrythlind: oh wait, they did Eternal Darkness 11 years ago
scrandleinthewind subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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thrythlind: wow
TehAmelie: something circle of life something
Mister_BlueSky watched 200 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
200? In a row?
trebuchetboy: Chill stream to sleeve commander decks to
ButterBall000: Finally on time
Yoshi_Gal watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
And here I was thinking I was big guy on campus...
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOOP Hey Everybody!
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
hieroglyphica: Wow yeah, I am far too spotty of cell service to have those kinds of streaks
baltimore_667083: hi ben!
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are getting another bonus episode!!
SnackPak_: nope
empyreon: cringeHAHA
MungoDude: stop! think twice
Yoshi_Gal: Good morning Krusty Krew
e_bloc: that background
iris_of_ether: oh no
Strebenherz: hallo
kimmibeans: Yay more Forbidden Solitaire!
r10pez10: card heavy day
FlameFighterSRG: The Legend of Sol tare! lets go
Nigouki: oh fudge, I got shot last time this game was up iirc
MAPBoardgames: I WATCHED streams. Does that count?
e_bloc: I haven't streamed for six hours in my life
trebuchetboy: @Nigouki with a gun?
MrSarkhan: oh no!
baltimore_667083: allegedly
SnackPak_: making the good game last longer
RatherLargeToad: resident evil 10 by then OSFrog
EbDorian: @trebuchetboy with a wheel LUL
kimmibeans: I lectured for 7 hours. Does that count?
prince_infidel: Boys just dodging RE at this point
youcantlistentobuttons: SPOoPY SOLITAIRE?! Heck yeah!
thrythlind: ear aches are bad (dictates phone calls for the hearing impaired for a living so...yeah)
Astrovore subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
Astrovore: You ever wonder what Leon Kennedy is getting up to these days?
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Getter404: Forbidden Software
TehAmelie: ah, tfw the internet starts going up and down like a Lockheed SR-71 the moment the stream goes live
MungoDude: solitaire is my favourite software
Thefluffiestguineapig: He might want to go see an ENT at this point
thrythlind: Oh, I saw mail time package aired this week, and one of the easter eggs they read was Ben's
saucemaster5000: Forbidden software
MacbethSeemsSus: This is how Ben tells us he secretly hates RE9
hieroglyphica: @tehamelie my sympathies, a very familiar sensation to me
Strebenherz: this is absolutely 1990s-early 2000s graphics
TehAmelie: (it mostly stays down you see)
Kentosaurus: bad graphics are timeless
zshunter: Late 90s
ContingentCat: late 90s you mean
e_bloc: I hope that entity that we turned into a puddle of guts is finally dead forever
Strebenherz: early heroes, warcraft, lords of magic
youcantlistentobuttons: But it's go Proper Voice Acting!
SternJudge subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
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thrythlind: grammar edit: saw the video with my mail time package aired this week and Graham read out Ben's easter egg. (there we go)
BusTed: whoa
Yoshi_Gal: Woah
MAPBoardgames: Forbidden Solitare 1997
BraveOthello: Mind. Blown.
betweenmyself: my big 90s Solitaire obsession was Burning Monkey Solitaire on the Mac pennyWhat
Diabore: game game game, its in the game
empyreon: EA Sports?
e_bloc: EA, its in the game
zshunter: Reminds me of Lighthouse: The Dark Being style
Yoshi_Gal: Babe wake up it's new forbidden solitaire
xantos69: New Solitaire dropped. Now it has MULTIPLAYER!
Diabore: lol, remember
Mister_BlueSky: One of those Inscryptionlikes.
GasCityGaming: those eyebrows on the background guy are STRONG
Hedonistic_Mushroom: The art reminds me of Game loft games on my old Nokia colored phone
Pal_Friendpatine: Has anyone made the obligatory joke… “But you can’t play this!! It’s forbidden!! ?
TehAmelie: hi Ben!
DaFhaye subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
DaFhaye: Wooooooo
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DaFhaye: Hi hi everyone
MAPBoardgames: Too scary! So violent! Much bad!
MacbethSeemsSus: Game's definitely not cursed. Why do you keep saying the game's cursed.
DaFhaye: Hope yall are having a nice week so far
e_bloc: technically in the 90's it was IMing *pushes glasses up*
10of9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months, currently on a 74 month streak!
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ContingentCat: I just noticed the sub notification is in comic sans, is that new or am I slow?
Strebenherz: shannon made a fun culty game in her spare time that was definitely swiped by her shitty "i wanna make not-fable the super mmo"
e_bloc: I don't think there is one
Strebenherz: boss*
thrythlind: I think the difference is copyright or trademark law
Mai_Andra: The difference is marketing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are playing the game in 2026 actually
SnackPak_: cause Paul is the best
kimmibeans: Yes, but it's a 90s game being played now
ContingentCat: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
ghyllnox: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: He just likes a challenge
xantos69: Tell him to fix the glitches on Windows 11.
ghyllnox: He's game for anything huh
TehAmelie: Paul is a wizard
Yoshi_Gal: That's why he's Paul!
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e_bloc: shenannigans are legal at LRR
Phailhammer: And sometimes he does his own things, like the infamous "Do Not Press" button. :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
BluTGI: @xantos69 Bruh lol
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Getter404: She didn't even say she made the game, just that it was "something like that"
Strebenherz: this was VERY reminiscent of what they said fable would be like before it released
MacbethSeemsSus: Fixing windows 11 is called linux
xantos69: I want to join you in your new plan.
ButterBall000: Nah, 7
NoxStryx: Linux is a thing
Strebenherz: @Getter404 oh true
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MAPBoardgames: My PC would run so much better on XP
MrSarkhan: I moved to Linux. Screw Microsoft
ghyllnox: She's made this game and is adamant that nobody see it, also the open-world game is having scope creep problems
Juliamon: Win11 is a lost cause, it's not worth it
TriChronos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
BluTGI: Windows 13, we return to the wilderness
Strebenherz: linux is a lot
Meyari: MMO didn't get made in time, so JerkDev took her game and relseased it
GasCityGaming: Found the linux user lol
Rhynerd: the game was banned for being very brutal, but apparently people have a habit of finding this game, playing it, and then removing their own eyes and dying.
Juliamon: It's really not for everyone
letsbelgo: linux is way more than a lot of people want to deal with
ContingentCat: yeahh I'm definitly not teaching my mom how to do that
InconsiderateHat: I have been considering switching to Linux for ethical reasons
GasCityGaming: I don't want to have to fiddle, just want it to work
TehAmelie: kickstarter to fund PaulOS
Phailhammer: I'm thinking of switching because I'm kinda over Win11, not because I love Linux.
Sarah_Serinde: it's got its benefits and if it's for you, great. Doesn't mean it's an accessible or particularly practical option for a lot of people
Strebenherz: "For the ians of the world" is a good way to put it LUL
Anubis169: As a linux user, it's not a magic bullet and has its own issues, but it's fresher and less abraisive than Win11 at this point. That line was crossed years ago.
Hedonistic_Mushroom: I use Linux as a programmer for work. Linux sucks for user friendliness
aerolend: It's a question of which tech issues you prefer.
Strebenherz: @Anubis169 yeah agreed
MacbethSeemsSus: @TehAmelie Startup goes "hello"
ghyllnox: It doesn't take Paul wizardry, but it does take some level of proficiency and ability to look up solutions online
RealLegitStreamer: Windows XP, no internet. That’s the dream.
Transmuted_Elf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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Manae: There is an entiire LRR (and older) video about this
SimGuy3k: I've been gaming on Linux quite a bit now and I'm amazed that some stuff runs better than it does in Windows
cmdrzellgaudis: aww. no dbd?
Sarah_Serinde: oh dear gabyLul
Strebenherz: lrrSPOOP
Phailhammer: benginLUL
Yoshi_Gal: Whoopsie
Thefluffiestguineapig: lWELP
ContingentCat: if it works it works
e_bloc: lrrWOW
NoxStryx: You are trying to install windows software on linux, not sure you can fault linux for that, the fact that so many steam games work on an OS they were not designed to run on is actually crazy
Mai_Andra: lrrFINE
MacbethSeemsSus: little sibling controller energy
e_bloc: the internet is coming from inside of the wifi
NimrodXIV: Internet Explorer? oh no
Anubis169: !patreon
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Juliamon: Chrome? oh no
DaFhaye: I also really need to just leave google. But moving away from Gmail is a nightmare
Phailhammer: @NoxStryx And mainly because Proton is a thing.
Anubis169: !store
LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Remember CUP? It's back, in Panalysts form! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
Getter404: Firefox is there. Waiting.
aerolend: Edge is currently a good alternative to chrome.
hatboozeparty: Our poor boy
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1 Cheer1
BraveOthello: @Getter404 Watxhing. Being always slightly less enshittified
betweenmyself: Adam’s poor earballs! riffGasp
Sarah_Serinde: Firefox has its own issues but at least it's not Chromium
hatboozeparty subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 65 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
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hatboozeparty: lrrSHINE
MAPBoardgames: It wasn't IE, it was Netscape
ArtDecoSunburn: Remember the days of Netscape Navigator?
Strebenherz: if you weren't aware chrome stealth installed a 4gb-ish ai update. it is up to you, but firefox will probably be a smaller install
Sarah_Serinde: Also at least it lets you unilaterally turn off all AI nonsense
Juliamon: Chrome was faster than Firefox when it came out, a lot of people switched because of that
Sarah_Serinde: Shouldn't be in there in the first place, but still
Yoshi_Gal: Next time it happens take us on a magic school bus style excursion into Adam's ear
xantos69: At least Firefox lets you turn off all the tracking and data sharing.
DarthRagnar815: I ditched Chrome for Firefox for AI reasons.
aerolend: Firefox has some good sides, but some of their latest choices, especially on mobile, I'm not a fan of.
Getter404: Firefox has a "turn all AI off, no exceptions" button, so it's a winner in my book
TehAmelie: the last problem i heard about, Chrome now tries to secretly install a 4 gb AI client
Anubis169: Firefox is the only browser to my knowledge where "Turn AI off" actually means "off"
ContingentCat: yeah chrome was great for a bit, I switched back because of the AI
ArtDecoSunburn: The browser wars led to the whole Microsoft antitrust case.
aerolend: Opera does some things better on mobile, some it doesn't.
DaFhaye: @DarthRagnar815 That exactly
Strebenherz: @TehAmelie yep. and it will reinstall it if you delete it.
LordZarano: Yup, switched to Chrome when it first released. Years later switched back when it slowed down
aerolend: Really not a single browser that does all of my preferences in one.
Getter404: They deactivated my Chromecast stick, made it really easy to leave Chrome
Uzumaki15: Everyone in my family is an iPhone user but me, I feel that
gibbousm: I switched back to Firefox after Chrome kept trying to force me to stop using an ad blocker
Anubis169: Getter404: wtf?
aerolend: Vivaldi also exists.
ArtDecoSunburn: Book rec on the browser era:Michael Lewis's "The New New Thing."
Sarah_Serinde: yuuuuuup
letsbelgo: Ive had chrome crash way more using audio stuff at events. Its so unstable
ContingentCat: that's 2026 for you
MrSarkhan: I need Proton to come out with their own browser.
Wolfstrike_NL: All this to say: Paul is great :P
SymphonySolstice: blat blat
ghyllnox: \o/
MAPBoardgames: I duck!
protojman: ooo
AMuseOfFirebane: DinoDance
MrSarkhan: oh shit
gualdhar: just in time!
BraveOthello: Noooooooo
Juliamon: ah right
ContingentCat: o7
Strebenherz: Take your shot, never punished. probably.
ghizmou: wheee
LostThePirate: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
Getter404: @Anubis169 Yup, they keep wanting to push people to Google Home and the boxes for that are like 3x more expensive, cheaper to just buy a new Roku stick
prince_infidel: Come get me
shendaras: seabatClap
SnackPak_: interesting
Kentosaurus: o7
bethy_kins24: ohhh
shendaras: q7
letsbelgo: khaosp4Lick khaosp4Lick khaosp4Lick khaosp4Lick
MacbethSeemsSus: q7
couchboyj: Q7
ghyllnox: q7
NimrodXIV: Q7
xantos69: I am save once again.
bethy_kins24: o7
ContingentCat: q7
MrSarkhan: Q7
Anubis169: q7
Phailhammer: *wipes sweat from brow*
empyreon: q7
baltimore_667083: q7
quigonginnjuice: o7
AMuseOfFirebane: q7
margerfol: o7
Kelazi5: q7
QuixoticScrivener: <message deleted>huh
BusTed: q7
ArtDecoSunburn: @Uzumaki15 I still carry a Blackberry. It has its own wonky browser as well as Chrome.
bethy_kins24: q7
Yoshi_Gal: Q.Q
SymphonySolstice: q7
LostThePirate: o7
WiJohn: q7
xantos69: Spin again.
letfireraindown: Q7
ghizmou: uh oh
e_bloc: lets go
kimmibeans: Let's go!!!
prince_infidel: Never chosen
Earthenone: lmao
Kipstar: queue up Qs!
ButterBall000: Q7
e_bloc: q7
Juliamon: We *must* have someone
spurius: o7
SnackPak_: q7
Strebenherz: o7 o7 o7
letsbelgo: CYA NERDS
The_Voices: o7
Kentosaurus: get 'em
DrLigmaPhD: John de Lancie
GasCityGaming: o7
kimmibeans: O7
TehAmelie: Q manifests, as if to mock us
ContingentCat: o7 o7 o7
thrythlind: ????
e_bloc: q7q7q7
MungoDude: o7
LeokadiaBosko: avaciiWelp
intruder6969: Q7
shendaras: benginO7
MacbethSeemsSus: q7
MrSarkhan: Q7 Q7 Q7
Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy the name "quilladvised"
Phailhammer: That said, it would have been deeply funny if I got shot on my first live Let's Nope in like six months. :D
RealLegitStreamer: o7
ghyllnox: q7 q7 q7
iris_of_ether: O7
Anubis169: that is a banger of a nickname
FlameFighterSRG: meep?
Pal_Friendpatine: I still don’t understand this. But I am amused
EbDorian: Has chat ever dodged the wheel?
xantos69: Bro I have been
Juliamon: FR THO
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: believe me, I've tried
BraveOthello: We have been
NotCainNorAbel: I think we have been screaming it for a while
DaFhaye: searching on google is an actual nightmare now as well.
NoxStryx: What letter if hit would take the most time to time out all of them?
quigonginnjuice: I lived?
TehAmelie: i think you're on closer terms with Wizards than we are Ben
MAPBoardgames: Hey WotC! Stop making money as fast! Ben can use a break.
LostThePirate: It's also supposed to be stupid hot in the PNW this weekend
MacbethSeemsSus: You have to pay WOTC to skip a release
letsbelgo: @quigonginnjuice shoot this man
Sarah_Serinde: I forget, did you hit the numbers once?
Anubis169: The only way to dodge the wheel is to not bere here within 4 minutes of the wheel being spun
ArtDecoSunburn: Umlaut letters?
Hedonistic_Mushroom: You haven't hit an H yet
Astramentha: if anything you’d just roll again if needed
Anubis169: (i think that's how often the nick list updates)
BraveOthello: Ñ
aerolend: Ї
Transmuted_Elf: U?
DaFhaye: What happens if one day The wheel missed someone
SymphonySolstice: the numbers are still currently safe
kimmibeans: K? I may have just missed that day
Makrosian_Tay: you've done me?
Joecool190: have you hit J?
JKBalch: Ahh, missed it
virgil82: Can confirm I've never been shot.
DrLigmaPhD: Ø
parzival1616: Am i the only P?
Faulpyr: I feel like F hasn't been hit... thankfully
Uzumaki15: Can confirm, I've been shot before XD
MrSarkhan: Someone is keeping a spreadsheet of these I'm sure
JKBalch: Shoot them for flavor
MacbethSeemsSus: The eye of spoopifer is upon you
Kipstar: @kimmibeans they have shot K - I went down
Rhynerd: there’s been Rs but I am fortunate to have bot been hit (yet)
Juliamon: not even close to the only P
ArtDecoSunburn: @DaFhaye Ask not for whom the wheel spins, for it spins for you
Diabore: theres so much p
DaFhaye: I mean there was that one cursed fever trip day that Adam shot like 100 people in one stream
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Get smoked う
Anubis169: Ben: Have you ever hit a B and had to time your own account out?
Pal_Friendpatine: yeah
ShaneLeeAtk: Yeah
Astramentha: “tons of pees” clip that
betweenmyself: absolutely drowning in P pennyWhat
SK__Ren: What if you're the only person you get VIP :p
gualdhar: The Ps! Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!
Getter404: Spoopifer?
Morrigan9: you did
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
DrLigmaPhD: Put your Ds i the air if you... wait never mind stop
SymphonySolstice: the hat man just checking in
Strebenherz: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Phailhammer: lrrSPOOPY
Astramentha: moonbase’s haunted
xantos69: If you get killed, do it in front of the camera so we have witnesses.
electric_claire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
electric_claire: Who is that behind you, Ben?
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Kentosaurus: let's nope in real life
TehAmelie: i'm still living in fear of finding out if you'll count the "teh"s as T
Cptasparagus: did you eat too much ice cream and watch Backrooms
ContingentCat: I've only seen C come up once
MAPBoardgames: It's an Adam Homunculus
Hedonistic_Mushroom: It's the software
averythetiger: It was the ghost of Balatros past
korvys: Bengineeringadril
LostThePirate: Gods, it's been awful
ghizmou: the pollen is just fluffing around in the streets
Diabore: every day im thankful i dont have seasonal allergies
BraveOthello: Ben don't say that, that would make you the joy one and they always get the hot one!
ArtDecoSunburn: @MrSarkhan I'm surprised the wiki doesn't have a comprehensive list.
ButterBall000: Too many male trees
SymphonySolstice: weirdly this is the best year for allergies for me in years
bethy_kins24: tree sex
Astramentha: never say treemen again
BraveOthello: Hot one, damn typo
Rhynerd: i felt awful yesterday and I don’t even have an allergy diagnosis
ghyllnox: Man, Adam faking illness to absolutely get your ass would be hilarious (but he sounds miserable on homestream so)
EbDorian: I _had_ been fine (allergies) until this week NotLikeThis
kimmibeans: It's been bad on the east coast too :(
Getter404: I've had at least 3 "can't leave bed, feels like a hatchet in my forehead" days this year
xantos69: We're "IN" the computer?
Anubis169: this could be a linux desktop
Anubis169: and they even have the date format the right way around
thrythlind: Ben, did you see your easter egg in the Monster of the Week TTRPG book?
Yoshi_Gal: Video games? On this stream? In THIS economy??
MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if "more games" actually has anything
ArtDecoSunburn: @xantos69 Tron. Or maybe Gemberling?
rustywir3s: lmao
NimrodXIV: @MacbethSeemsSus web link to the (real) dev's other games
Sarah_Serinde: yeah he sucks
BubastiBR: Brazil mentioned!
DaFhaye: Can't be any worse than that one Not human game with all the eye and mouth stuff
LostThePirate: Is this the 2nd or 3rd session of this game? I saw the first, dunno if I missed one.
EbDorian: sucks, in this context, means he has a god-complex
Juliamon: LostThePirate This is the second
Phailhammer: Damn, that CD-ROM spooling u sent me back like 20 years. :D
TehAmelie: hmm a fictional game in a fictional OS, might be a new level of metafiction
betweenmyself: eye gouging ain’t no thang, just gotta do some eye exercises til they become SWOL AF ohnoOw
BluTGI: Forbidden dungeon implies the existence of everyone's allowed dungeons
Rhynerd: oh, also there’s hand violence in this game
xantos69: you just gotta put in the work on your eyes. Get Reps. Get Gains!
Getter404: Tower, Dungeons, Hedge Maze, yeah third
SymphonySolstice: oh this some encarta level shit I see
Mister_BlueSky: Making our way downtown.. yep. Yep.
aerolend: Eyes that parry and deflect.
averythetiger: We're in the blue/green surveil land!
Hedonistic_Mushroom: You were making your way downtown...
Juliamon: Make sure to set it back to normal afterwards this time
GasCityGaming: Dunno if same hoodie but you were wearing one last time too.
NimrodXIV: safety hoodie secured
Anubis169: THe hood is up, spooky mode lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: I remember LRRMtG being confused by the lighting
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Get a tumbler of GamerSupps
Diabore: im a zip up man
Pal_Friendpatine: I find it funny when someone lowers the lights like this I like how it looks better
Anubis169: Honestly I love the official LRR hoodies with the cris cross white ties.
Anubis169: the hood is massive
brainbosh: Safety Hoodie activated lol
Sarah_Serinde: I get warm too easily, I need something that zips up so it's not so annoying to take off all the time
DaFhaye: I wish I could wear a hoodie but the humidity is killing me
Hedonistic_Mushroom: I want a hoodie mixed with a High Vis jacket
rustywir3s: oh no
Nigouki: oh cool the watcher in the water
Sarah_Serinde: I definitely wear the old LRR hoodie more than the anniversary one but the anniversary one is very good
SymphonySolstice: cool feesh
Juliamon: time to remember the mechanics
Sarah_Serinde: I definitely was not paying close enough attention last time to know anything about the mechanics
Anubis169: Hedonistic_Mushroom: When I get my motorcycle licence, I'm definitely making some light fabric and making dim Tron lines on my biker's stuff
e_bloc: its solitaire lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: we've been trying to assemble a solitaire infinity glove?
Anubis169: not enough to dazzle, but enough to make me seen at night
aerolend: "Hello, hideous monster. Please wait a moment while I shop."
Getter404: They do if there's locks or special jokers that use them
averythetiger: Count up or count down
MAPBoardgames: your card number goes either up or down
e_bloc: the foes are made up and the suits don't matter
TehAmelie: suits don't matter? nobody tell Derek Guy about this
e_bloc: so many jokers
TehAmelie: Joker of Spades is a new one. or are they Jacks?
Anubis169: that's 7/6 and it was days ago
Getter404: So while they're still on the field they function as DoTs
e_bloc: "we're not doing 6/7 again" - me to my kid, everytime he brings it up
MacbethSeemsSus: @Getter404 So like a responsible adventurer you just ignore them
Getter404: And, IIRC, armor does work against their procs
Getter404: (could be wrong on that part though, I kinda speedran this in a single sitting)
rustywir3s: tail whip doesn't do damage, tail whip lowers defense, smh
Diabore: and a random kh4 trailer from a nintendo direct of all things
Getter404: Pokopia DLC's a bit on the pricey side but it is a lot of STUFF
SymphonySolstice: and it's like 50 canadian dollaridoos
DrLigmaPhD: Pokopia nightreign
ErynTzun: Underwater!
averythetiger: Keep reading
NimrodXIV: cost
Getter404: Blue joker = costs mana
exeJayce: just noticed the stream today. I am NOT disappointed. hi Ben!!
Rhynerd: reading the card etc etc
ErynTzun: They did such a good job with the main game I think the DLC is going to be worth it. I hope the fix the frigging inventory system though.
Mr_Horrible: ah, more solitaire. Hopefully Adam's feelin' right soon
Diabore: ben did you see the random kh4 trailer from the nintendo direct of all things?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pokemon company doesn't care about other kinds of stories, and other companies say "what about this"
Diabore: something like that
DaFhaye: 6
DaFhaye: 6 years
MWGNZ: sweet, its not cancelled yet
Mr_Horrible: be careful, Ben, the same thing happened with Prime 4, and look how that turned out
EbDorian: notably, still no release date LUL
DaFhaye: I think they like to test us
letsbelgo: I thought this was a different game than that
Diabore: nomura finally remembered his password
thrythlind: Did Graham show you your Easter Egg in the Monster of the Week RPG books?
MAPBoardgames: Can KH use whole numbers for their games? I thought there was a rule.
BrowneePointz: also showed in engine non pre alpha gameplay
ErynTzun: Get help from someone else at least. And well they had practice by making a game like it before it so refining it and adding Pokémon is a no brainer
MacbethSeemsSus: They've got so many new Disney IP to mine
randomino5: When was TES:6's teaser? It feels older than Skyrim.
SquareDotCube: I was gonna say, 3 had a nice conclusion but mechanically it wasn't there
LostThePirate: Guess I'll finally have to play KH3 now that it'll be on something I own
MacbethSeemsSus: @randomino5 8 years ago?
betweenmyself: there’s some stink being raised about the KH Collection art… Accusations of Gen AI use and/or plagiarism riffThink
Diabore: @SquareDotCube 3 ended on a pretty big cliffhanger
Getter404: "Row" as in horizontal and vaguely same elevation, yeah
LostThePirate: @betweenmyself Donald's mismatched finger count on his hands
BrowneePointz: all I know from the trailer is it looked like a Keyblade Referencing Elemental and a shot showing the Generator Bunker on Endor
averythetiger: Horizontal laser
e_bloc: oh
InconsiderateHat: I guess row means layer
e_bloc: I did not expect that
korvys: Other hands will have a shape that makes that more clear
NimrodXIV: they way they were lined up, it was all
averythetiger: Casual time walk
Getter404: My blood! I need that inside me!!
rustywir3s: eel-fall
poipal: That's some play-doh blood
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no, snek kisses
Getter404: Emily has 100% spent upwards of 6 hours on a single TV Tropes binge
e_bloc: wait its not just a clever name
MAPBoardgames: Are they eye-daggers?
ErynTzun: 12th blah blah blah century
JKBalch: amazonNo amazonNo amazonNo
SquareDotCube: oh right our extremely bejazzled hand
korvys: You have until you run out of cards in the deck
e_bloc: if only Adam was here so he could dive into the lore
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xantos69: You have an undo button.
rustywir3s: wicked smaht
Diabore: only wicked? game has high standards
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Juliamon: You only get one undo though
JKBalch: W-W-W-Wicked!
ErynTzun: TV Tropes is a nerd Trap built by Buffy fans
Diabore: the one-do
Getter404: never punished
SnowBuddy18: it does whip
rustywir3s: love that accent
gualdhar: yeah, its unfortunate there will never be a season 5
Athelgar: It is a great Star Trek for sure
ErynTzun: Not a fan of that guy
rustywir3s: gottem
MAPBoardgames: It could be both
Dog_of_Myth: Cheer250 Hope Adam feels better soon.
Nigouki: can we get audio effects on the POISON?
Mr_Horrible: gotta find some Oede herb sinuuSmug
e_bloc: lick your foot to see if it's poison or venom
poipal: something something low-hanging balatro joke
letsbelgo: lrrSPOOP
e_bloc: ngl Adam got out of both being poisoned AND a labyrinth in one stream
MacbethSeemsSus: venom. with the ball point pen I'm
Dog_of_Myth: Also got to love when your computer wants to update everything.
ErynTzun: That is some very 90s soundcard conflict noise
poipal: need a drippy audio effect LUL
Nigouki: oh noes, not my foot poisoned! I need those for my onlyfans!
Orlantia: I feel off the Orville when they used sexual assault as a joke
SquareDotCube: didn't need that knuckle
Strebenherz: @Orlantia erugh. yeah nope.
Getter404: Oh no, still stinky
TehAmelie: the same number? that's the worst number!
e_bloc: forces beyond comprehension are my favorite forces
TehAmelie: @e_bloc i like gravity especially
averythetiger: The shook cards are changing every turn!
Getter404: Now might be a good time to remind you that Glitch Jokers are group hugs
ErynTzun: @Strebenherz :(. That kind of thing is exactly why I avoid anything Seth McFarlane is involved in.
poipal: the world's revolving!
NimrodXIV: nice
Strebenherz: @ErynTzun yeah. i'm kind of glad they didn't get the rights to do flinstones.
poipal: I assume their gender is "chaos"
Phailhammer: "Yes, it is "he", I asked." lrrGRAHAM
DrLigmaPhD: "This asshole of indeterminite gender"
Phailhammer: lrrBEEJ
Strebenherz: @Strebenherz flintstones^
poipal: @Phailhammer Perfect callback, 10/10
mommahelly: Nope not RE this week either. Hope Adam is okay. I'll check back for my spooks next week.
MAPBoardgames: Wait. This isn't RE?
Sarah_Serinde: These are also good spooks though
e_bloc: glad he's taking care of himself
e_bloc: last time was the passport right
Isaac3567: Is it just an ear infection this time or did his hearing go again? I missed his last stream
Strebenherz: ear stuff again
mommahelly: ugh that sucks, ear stuff if the worst
ghyllnox: Is it the same or opposite to you?
poipal: Oof. And ENT waitlists are brutal right now.
Strebenherz: does he at least have the opposite ear
xantos69: In the land of one ear the man with eyes is king.
e_bloc: ear stuff and teeth stuff both honk so hard
Strebenherz: thumb tumor eurgh
Juliamon: that's not gonna stay put
JKBalch: It's a one time use gem
ghyllnox: A thumor
mommahelly: Sending good vibes his way. glad he's taking care of himself
Rhynerd: yeah, that gem too big for thumbnail
DrLigmaPhD: Do we hear the B-52s inside the shack?
e_bloc: I don't think that eyeball has a license to do that
e_bloc: I mean this is practically someone's basement
SquareDotCube: We're gonna make Becky so jealous with our bedazzlin'
JKBalch: @ghyllnox lrrJUDGECALL sergePun
Nigouki: I wish we would just replace the dozens of bones in our hand and wrist with exactly shaped gems vs whatever the hell we are doing
EbDorian: in my first-aid training this week they made sure to tell us to check someone's hearing in both ears... I knew why LUL
RockPusher: ear stuff sometimes brings the gift of vertigo and an unwelcome gift that is indeed
rustywir3s: thaaaaaatch roof. poisoned.
Rhynerd: @drligmaphd the music here does sound like air sirens who knows, maybe there are a few B-52s in the area
BluTGI: That's not my brand!
e_bloc: the best to ever do it
wiganlass: thanks Ben I’ve now got rock lobster in my brain at 1:45 am
mommahelly: @RockPusher I suffer from vertigo and migraines and it is the gift that keeps on giving.
exeJayce: true facts
MacbethSeemsSus: I've got Panic at the Disco in my head cause they sampled it
e_bloc: if it helps, I've realized that I only read "boy" in one of two voices: born slippy or kratos
ghyllnox: A cacophany? Very noisy?
wiganlass: true but I don’t think my neighbours would be too impressed LUL
ContingentCat: That does help for me, get it out of your system
SquareDotCube: hello grandma
Orlantia: I'm glad they made their own assets
averythetiger: Correct
DrLigmaPhD: Yup
MAPBoardgames: you sure were
letsbelgo: binge the song and you get sick of it and its gone
exeJayce: it's okay Ben, both are good
butt_ghost: just came in has anyone done "that's too many infinity stones" yet
wiganlass: yep both are tunes tho
TehAmelie: the trick is getting your brain to recognize the end of the song. it can be tricky with songs that fade out but even then
letsbelgo: not that time emily
DrLigmaPhD: Anime transfer?
e_bloc: had to avoid that A for Adult rating
butt_ghost: insert the fallopian tubes into eye sockets
DrLigmaPhD: Become egg
SnowBuddy18: oh, I thought step 2 was "kiss tentacle"
xantos69: I need this laid out better. Get the Ikea dude.
MacbethSeemsSus: Or maybe this is why you don't respond
Orlantia: Best tutorial ever
Rhynerd: so, Shannon probably did the ritual and put her soul in the game?
e_bloc: I've been there, Emily needs more friends
tehfewl: step 1: Draw circle. Step 2: Draw rest of owl
Strebenherz: Egg
MAPBoardgames: Is this a patent? It looks like one.
Phailhammer: INstructions unclear; penis caught in ceiling fan.
EbDorian: Did I miss something, do we know what BEWM means?
Strebenherz: @Phailhammer lrrBEEJ lrrFRUMP
Juliamon: EbDorian "boom"
averythetiger: Yeah, that counts
BusTed: Noted
e_bloc: bewm bewm bewm, I want you in my room
ghyllnox: Huh.
MacbethSeemsSus: Instructions unclear, made sashimi
EbDorian: @Juliamon oh, I'm old LUL
trainpants: storm confirmed not very sneaky
Athelgar: So we DID need that lol
e_bloc: storm count is: you're dead
Juliamon: (this game is set in the 90s, when you said things like "kewl" instead of "cool")
EbDorian: I definitely thought it was some historical acronym NotLikeThis
e_bloc: to be fair, you told them you were not going to 6-7 anymore
MAPBoardgames: it highlights the cards being looked at in yello
averythetiger: Maybe if we die to the poison we get our gem back?
Strebenherz: Maybe
e_bloc: you're out of cards, you're out of time
korvys: They aren't both playable, yeaj
NimrodXIV: riPepperonis
BusTed: auugh
e_bloc: jacks arent playable? what is this ,deuce-to-seven
Isaac3567: Still have the revive gem though
MacbethSeemsSus: So you sneak halfway across the room, then scream and die
trebuchetboy: gg reset
e_bloc: isnt this die and learn
ghyllnox: \o/
Strebenherz: Damn
averythetiger: "I'm only taking one damage?" - Man killed by door
MAPBoardgames: I don't know what's wrong. I keep yelling at the screen and you keep not hearing me.
poipal: Good thing Granny doesn't have her hearing aids in, can't hear the microwave running
DrLigmaPhD: 662475le
Sarah_Serinde: this guy sucks
poipal: "a few setbacks" is it a few or is it more than a few, make up your mind, buddy
Thefluffiestguineapig: tqsFinger This guy
korvys: Lucas you ass
betweenmyself: Now let’s get together and collectively beat off those suits at the company… That sounded better in my head. pennyWhat
ghyllnox: LUL
Getter404: Oh, For Exposure
e_bloc: synergy!
SnowBuddy18: oh fuck
ghyllnox: Nooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: GET BENT
poipal: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
gualdhar: there's the walk out!
Astramentha: WRONG ANSWER
Sarah_Serinde: no pay no work
BusTed: he said the thing
rustywir3s: woof
e_bloc: hard work is its own success
Dog_of_Myth: oooof
HadesLeprechaun: WRONG ANSWER
Strebenherz: Content warning shitty management
ghyllnox: EXPOSURE?
MAPBoardgames: We think of work as its own reward. Expect to be rewarded twice as much next week.
BluTGI: We're a family here! Who wants pizza!?
RockPusher: The true evil was capitalism all along‽
poipal: I'm starting to think Shannon had the right idea with this dark cult ritual thing
Nigouki: they're pulling out the Real Horror for this game ;_;
e_bloc: having worked somewhere where we've had the "do we have payroll money by Friday," that's a big oof
prince_infidel: Well at least he didn't lie?
MacbethSeemsSus: Well that was the most horrifying thing in this entire game
HadesLeprechaun: how exactly can you define "pay"?
BluTGI: Run Paul!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
rustywir3s: rip
Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't James also a CEO?
TehAmelie: we're brewing an antidote by getting rid of all the poison eh
Phailhammer: I thought they were co-presidents?
rustywir3s: they had a good run
Astramentha: valid
korvys: Does LRR have a CEO? I think they're presidents?
e_bloc: that's called right-sizing the corporate office
Calhoun327: Go for the legs!
Strebenherz: Yeah the management shit made me react much much more viscerally than the hand horror
ErynTzun: Hunting the internet comedy magic playing CEOs
BluTGI: CFOs. UFOs.
exeJayce: Ben, I should not need to have a crisis already... it's only Tuesday. Save some deep thought for other days pls.
e_bloc: !orgchart
MAPBoardgames: There's a button which gives you a million dollars, but someone dies. It's a CEO's job to figure out how to push the button faster.
EbDorian: Wasn't there a CheckPoint episode about this same thing? LUL
Nigouki: I should replay Crysis now that I got a new GPU
e_bloc: @MAPBoardgames excuse me, usually he asks the CFO
SnowBuddy18: playin and slayin
MacbethSeemsSus: I nominate Baxter for CEO
e_bloc: just call some maurice
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
BusTed: 🤔
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Think about poor Serge.
Getter404: Um
NimrodXIV: well
ghyllnox: BEN LUL
rustywir3s: oh my
Kramburger: Ben
SymphonySolstice: hm
SnowBuddy18: I mean
empyreon: riffYeti
Diabore: i dont nominate baxter, we were just talking about ending ceos
Strebenherz: I can solo her
The_Color_Twelve: henyaBrows
Sethalidos: Ben, no
TehAmelie: then it might be time to install a HR department
ErynTzun: Phrasing!
DarthRagnar815: Phrasing?
DrLigmaPhD: I can but I guess we're built different
e_bloc: I can ONLY endorse a CEO in that fashion
xantos69: Stay a while and listen.
DaFhaye: Well well well
betweenmyself: sometimes the CEO just gotta make biscuits in your lap riffThink
Getter404: @TehAmelie Good news, there is a HR department. Bad news, the department is Beej
RatherLargeToad: quick, get on the floor
poipal: oh no, the blood clovers
MAPBoardgames: not so lucky eyesight
ghyllnox: Clovers rustling? With... bloodlust?
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Athelgar: better than quivering
InconsiderateHat: The clovers... rustle... with bloodlust
e_bloc: writing is hard
Pal_Friendpatine: Pumkinhead luck eyes
gualdhar: can't curse the willing
averythetiger: No, that's my 3 nb siblings. Clover, Rustel and Bloodlust
Strebenherz: @Athelgar The sequel to spud!
Kramburger: I I promise to sit on you, can I be LRR's CEO?
poipal: @InconsiderateHat Be careful next time you have some Lucky Charms, they'll getcha
InconsiderateHat: @averythetiger LUL
TehAmelie: i'd like to watch a Boss Cat movie. it could be witty and funny in every way Boss Baby failed
e_bloc: who do I have to sit on to get a raise around here?
Getter404: You can grab the meteor and it auto-casts IIRC
Getter404: welp too late
Juliamon: Illumination
Diabore: illumination?
Getter404: Illumination is the studio, Imagineering is the Disney robot folks
vinopinguino: yeah, universal illumination
averythetiger: Beastars has 3 seasons, and they all involve cats in business suits
RatherLargeToad: closest I can think of was that weird Cats vs Dogs movie
Kramburger: The mingmings, as my daughter calls them. She also thinks they're robots for some reason
exeJayce: you mean I didn't hallucinate that movie???
RatherLargeToad: yes
ErynTzun: How about a book? Business Cat: Money, Power, Treats
xantos69: Correct and good.
circusofkirkus: yeah it was a documentaryt
trainpants: as they should
poipal: @Kramburger So she called the Minion AI robot retirement home?
Sethalidos: well cats are evil
e_bloc: took me out of it
Juliamon: Humans love doing that
n3ther: everyone knows cats are evil Kappa
Getter404: Yeah, the heroic Alec Baldwin vs... that guy from Will & Grace
Sarah_Serinde: just because you don't understand cats doesn't mean they're evil
MAPBoardgames: House Cats and Humans are among the few animals who hunt for sport.
Juliamon: cats are just autistic toddlers
ErynTzun: Cat body language is hard to understand if you've not had one.
RockPusher: Gus is an orange cat, hasn't got the brain cell to be evil
Getter404: 787?
Sethalidos: orange cats are the exception, they're too dumb to be evil
xantos69: Well everyone falls from god at some point.
exeJayce: torties CAN be evil sometimes
Kramburger: Cats are social creatures, my cats would literally watch over our babies if one of us wasn't in the room
LadyAiluros: @Sethalidos You have obviously not met one with an RDC to the brain cell
DarthRagnar815: Aloof?
LadyAiluros: like mine
RatherLargeToad: they know what they want
Kipstar: careful now
MacbethSeemsSus: "reserved"
prince_infidel: Standoffish?
n3ther: they do things with more intent
MAPBoardgames: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as Gods. The cats haven't forgotten.
IanAllenBird: they express themselves differently
ErynTzun: That also depends on the animal, dog or cat.
Sarah_Serinde: like I said, not understanding :P
Sethalidos: @LadyAiluros mine sure as shit doesn't
LadyAiluros: Oranges are the best cuddlers
n3ther: a dog may misbehave but usually not on purpose
e_bloc: all animals are wonderful
LadyAiluros: I have an orange named GOose and he is so snuggly
thrythlind: cats show affection by being in the same room as you and following you from room to room
MAPBoardgames: My cats are usually on me, on my lap, on my desk, on my keyboard, or on a nearby chair.
NimrodXIV: animals also have personalities, regardless of species
Kramburger: My cat's a ginger /ragdoll cross. She's fluffy as hell, but eats hairties
LadyAiluros: and guarding you whe nyou use the bathroom
exeJayce: Goose is such a silly name for a cat, it just brings to mind such funny things
Mystaira: I dunno, my cat always shows me affection. He's on my lap under my blanket right now. He's 5 1/2 years old.
LadyAiluros: He's a ferken
ErynTzun: Orange is just a fur color, it doesn't mean they're dumber than other cats.
LadyAiluros: *Flerken
MrSarkhan: if my orange cat could be physically attached to me at all times he would
LadyAiluros: ^
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poipal: Granny's got hands
nimbus_machine: omg more forbidden solitaire! how much have i missed?
prince_infidel: Cats are affectionate on their schedule & don't like being put into a situation they didn't choose. Which for a lot of people weirdly reads as "bad"
Kramburger: Does Gus fetch?
Pal_Friendpatine: @ladyailuros that’s not a cat it’s a flerken?
e_bloc: some cats are lapcats
Getter404: Suddenly, Suits Matter
electric_claire: I had a cat who spent all his time on my shoulder
LadyAiluros: @Pal_Friendpatine yup
LadyAiluros: I loooove Captain Marvel
ErynTzun: If your pet has too much energy they need to be played with more or they need a friend
TehAmelie: earlier i saw a video with a cat playing fetch with a paper ball. it brought the ball back once, one time dropped it and went back for pets, and one time looked at the ball and then went back for pets
MAPBoardgames: Is this Grim Fandango?
letsbelgo: oh god
JKBalch: Mrs
e_bloc: marphS
poipal: Maybe the real enemy was the clover we grew along the way
NimrodXIV: not my problem~
MacbethSeemsSus: I choose to remove myself from the situation
Pal_Friendpatine: @ladyailuros sweeet
JKBalch: Mrs. Bloom Eyes
MAPBoardgames: It's good. Can recommend.
Kramburger: They're fun, you'd like them
letsbelgo: gasp!
e_bloc: I liked the first one they put on switch
e_bloc: it was fun
RatherLargeToad: I have that Magic card
NimrodXIV: hmm looks familiar
poipal: Oh huh, a Celtic demon for once?
JKBalch: I think you sister is roasting you
Getter404: The demon Balor, he of face paint and really nice abs
Isaac3567: Tht makes sense for the one eye symbology then
A_Dub888: !card balor
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MAPBoardgames: Don't play bridge with the Balor deck, you cannot pass.
Kramburger: "Glottis, are you loco? That was a company car!" "Yeah, now it's even better company!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Putting gems in your hand looks so Phyrexian, or anti Phyrexian tech
r10pez10: lol glottis mention
korvys: You mean win?
Sethalidos: don't lose forehead
averythetiger: Yeah, you die if you WIN, she said
e_bloc: I like the Balor more when he was a Prince
Meyari: so we can't lose or win?
e_bloc: the only way to win is not play
Meyari: we just live here now, i guess
Kramburger: "You have really bad taste in men." "No, I have a taste for really bad men, there's a difference."
averythetiger: I liked the part where he said "doop"
nimbus_machine: "such inspiring phrases like FUCK"
JKBalch: That's a quote to love by
xantos69: BEN! You can not show people your long dark tunnel on stream!
MacbethSeemsSus: "ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka"
NimrodXIV: diamond time
Getter404: Mone?
averythetiger: This biome is a slightly different shade of purple
xantos69: Damn, he got my ass
e_bloc: its like the first one
ContingentCat: Un
noSmokeFire: airbud can't show long dark tunnel on stream either
Sethalidos: can't show hole
Kramburger: You can't show male-presenting tunnels on stream
averythetiger: No, Hole is a valid game for streaming on Twitch
gualdhar: The rule got added after someone tried to stream their colonoscopy
JKBalch: Sneak check
SnackPak_: I'd get mad
letsbelgo: did we shop?
e_bloc: slowly gently this is how a life is taken
averythetiger: btw, check out Hole. It's a neat little game
Diabore: check out that hole ben
MAPBoardgames: !holes
LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
Getter404: Yes but that's holes, plural
e_bloc: are we talking about 2003 young adult movie holes
averythetiger: No, that's Holes with an "s". I'm just saying you CAN play Hole on Twitch
A_Dub888: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
MacbethSeemsSus: Who else has the theme running in their head now?
Sethalidos: against dalaw
e_bloc: ngl I was falling down a wikipedia rabbit hole the other day and I came upon holes, I didnt actually know what the movie was about
adept_nekomancer: As long as we keep in mind that everything goes in the square hole
MAPBoardgames: I piddy da foo
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure that's fine
Wrexadecimal: @Sarah_Serinde same braincell!
MacbethSeemsSus: what he said
Sarah_Serinde: :D
JKBalch: Chaos Control?
Getter404: Ba-lore
Dog_of_Myth: Hot Balor in your area
tehfewl: Hot Balor you say?
Sethalidos: he's more gem than man now, twisted and evil
Diabore: finn balor?
e_bloc: well now at least I have finn balor's theme stuck in my head
DrLigmaPhD: "one"?
Sethalidos: you mean Warhammer fatbeards
averythetiger: "ANOTHER COUNTERSPELL?" *takes your soul*
ErynTzun: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
thrythlind: back when I still played magic in the 90s... I had one person crash out because I used direct damage cards against creatures instead of players
ErynTzun: ┬─┬ ノ( ‘ – ‘ノ)
SquareDotCube: you've never played TriPeaks?
e_bloc: I was only really in ttg stores from when I was 14-18, but I think I only saw one attempted table flip
MAPBoardgames: TriPeaks is the Twin Peaks sequel
e_bloc: good news that gum you like is coming back in style
frank_the_great: I've been doing a first watch of Twin Peaks, funny enough. Finished Fire Walk with Me over the weekend, looking forward to S3
e_bloc: twin peaks season three has one of the most haunting pieces of television I've ever experienced
goombalax: oh man are you doing the Serge Safety Hoodie (TM)(C)(R)
Juliamon: frank_the_great you are in for a Ride
Kramburger: Season 3 was great
TehAmelie: hee if Ben and Serge did a horror stream they could be the Boys in the Hoods
HadesLeprechaun: Twin Peaks is a unique creature, I love it but understand why it bounces off some people
frank_the_great: @Juliamon Nice, I've heard nothing but good things
thrythlind: I finally caught up on Critical Role, I need to catch up on Monster's Playbook, looking forward to hopefully seeing more Storyteller's Playbook
e_bloc: we are all weapons of massive consumption
witchyTQ: serge does it cause he's a scaredy cat
vinopinguino: did adam get sucked into the POE2 matrix?
goombalax: I cannot fathom catching up on Critical Role their games are like 6 hours long
CaptainSpam: I feel the point of those jokers is that they're bad for you?
e_bloc: Adam is day-to-day with ear hurt
ErynTzun: I tried watching Critical Role in the early days before their audio was any good, and I could not follow what was going on.
RelwinEJ: Hell yeah, was just wondering today if this game ever got finished on Ben's home stream or not.
Getter404: Dimension 20 is much more my speed
AMuseOfFirebane: Isn't there a Joker that could combo with that? One that destroys cards of the same value?
thrythlind: I have family that like talking about it, so I make the attempt
poipal: I wasn't able to get into Critical Role until I started to listening to the podcast version on my commute
Kramburger: Yeah, critical role is second screen material
ErynTzun: I need good audio or I need subtitles
Cptasparagus: D20 has the ADD energy and more cuts for sure
RatherLargeToad: Batman, out on patrol
HadesLeprechaun: I watch all of the TTRPG shows I do while doing something else, like going for a walk or working on art
thrythlind: but I prefer podcasts like Monster's Playbook and Storyteller Squad... both which primarily do MotW and generally have 1-2 hour games
poipal: The most recent campaign had a really strong opener but I've fallen off the wagon since then
MrSarkhan: Yeah I prefer D20. 2 hour long episodes are the perfect length
MAPBoardgames: There's a bunch of great live-play RPG stuff on Youtube/LRRTT
ErynTzun: And if people scream too much over each other, I also have trouble following what's happening so subtitles help.
JKBalch: There should be a Critical Role Kai
thrythlind: you mean Mighty Nein?
BusTed: The Mega Man thin
thrythlind: nein as in German for "no"
BusTed: g
Juliamon: Mighty No. 9 is... something very different
electric_claire: The Might Mighty Bosstones?
ghyllnox: \o/
Cptasparagus: I have watched CR weekly since 2017 and I can't do the animated series, I recognize they're not for me and hope other people enjoy it as much as I enjoy the original show
Strebenherz: That confused me I'll admit
AMuseOfFirebane: Yeah M9 was the only CR campaign I really got into, so hard for me to say how the adaptation works as a standalone
SquareDotCube: something something prom night
ErynTzun: do not eat the ropes
frank_the_great: I was an early viewer of Critical Role. I'm on the east coast, which means they started at 10pm here, so I'd watch the first two hours on Thursday, then suffer till the episode dropped on Monday
doubleo21: I watched the first campaign of Critical Role, and some of the second. I ended up realizing I prefer playing D&D as opposed to watching people play it
rustywir3s: snausage ropes, snopes
MacbethSeemsSus: Ironically, I think part of the problem with Mighty Number 9 was they promised an anime during the kickstarter
vinopinguino: same
shendaras: Anyone watch any Mystery Quest?
Cptasparagus: @MacbethSeemsSus it was also jsut bad. I was a premium backer :/
e_bloc: its not an excuse, its an explanation
korvys: I've been getting through Campain 1 as a podcast, which works ok (I know I'm missing out on some stuff, but it's still good)
thrythlind: if I could get get any podcast animated... it would be Storyteller Squad so I could get animated versions of lesbian angel and goth girlfriend, sad gay secret agent, and ace chaos slime demon
morteica: It's an explanation, it an excuse.
morteica: Not*
Strebenherz: @Cptasparagus Oof. Condolences
AMuseOfFirebane: I've been trying to catch up on Trilling Intent, it's a very cut down and visually augmented TTRPG show and funny as hell
AMuseOfFirebane: *Thrilling
Dog_of_Myth: What a concept
Getter404: Almost like there's some kinda Irish Demon in here
BusTed: rayfkWelp
korvys: Wildcard would do it
averythetiger: That's a wildcard joker
e_bloc: all those jokers and you couldn't steal his heart
Getter404: Middle one
frank_the_great: Revolutionary
NimrodXIV: oops
vinopinguino: as someone that's never played balatro, is this a balatro-like chat?
Getter404: what if too much sausage
korvys: No, it's solitaire-like
ErynTzun: No thanks
frank_the_great: @vinopinguino No
MacbethSeemsSus: Maybe stabbing yourself with jewels was a mistake
MAPBoardgames: Man! It would suck to have a bunch of crystals jammed into your flesh!
e_bloc: the vonn diagram of this and balatro is exactly only playing cards
vinopinguino: cool thanks all
EbDorian: "It's fucking solitaire!" BabyRage
vinopinguino: this game looks fun
poipal: Surely getting crystalline finger spikes isn't the worst that could happen!
Sethalidos: he's more jewel than man now, twisted and evil
e_bloc: seabatCHOICE
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits
Getter404: So remember maggots? This is Worse Maggots
TehAmelie: hey, why don't we get permanent defense?
SquareDotCube: Don't you have undos?
Getter404: Undos get weird in combat encounters, yeah
MacbethSeemsSus: really wish they'd stop bejeweling the deck midgame
averythetiger: If you clear the board, it refreshes for free.
Getter404: Because you've never had a fight drag on this long. You're Too Good
NimrodXIV: I think you forgot from last time
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
MacbethSeemsSus: I assume "binding" means "stabbing"
rustywir3s: ummm actually it's crystal not wood
prince_infidel: Yet?...
Dog_of_Myth: Propose to crystal
goombalax: I just got married last weekend after 12 years of dating so you've got time
EbDorian: yet 👀
gualdhar: wait its been 8 years already?
TehAmelie: congrats goomba
Strebenherz: "asks"
Astramentha: death to this man
Sarah_Serinde: @goombalax congrats!
vinopinguino: get a hint lucas jesus
Snowcookies: This man doesn't know about the evil sealed in the game
Sarah_Serinde: this guy *sucks*
Dog_of_Myth: Congrats goomalax
HadesLeprechaun: Kinda?
ghyllnox: Ah, so this isn't "cult summoning demons" this is "demon hunters with a trapped demon they're trying to keep contained"
MacbethSeemsSus: Would someone gouge his eyes out with some ritual daggers already
HadesLeprechaun: This guy reeks to high heaven, lol
Getter404: And the demon keeps upgrading its box for... reasons?
Sarah_Serinde: that's not even espionage that's just stealing an employee's personal stuff
averythetiger: But Checkpoint taught me that the people who make decisions about video games are normal and healthy!
LeokadiaBosko: This game wanted to be Inscryption so bad and made a noble attempt
MacbethSeemsSus: Look, marriage is a serious commitment
comrade_cards: "I was using those!"
Getter404: I think you need to suck up the damage and hit the crystal cards ASAP?
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averythetiger: Why do we care about the crystal effect? Nobody's attacking us.
Getter404: Yeah, but if you have a card that leads to 10 and two 10s on the board, hitting the crystal 10 means you *still* have a 10 to keep the combo going, right?
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Tripleyew: ‘evening, all
thrythlind: there was a place you could have picked the crystal 10 and then moved to picking one of the none crystal 10s immediately
Getter404: Look, look with your special eyes
averythetiger: Streaming actual solitaire must be the worst experience
EbDorian: !backseating
Getter404: Just topdeck better *forehead*
thrythlind: Crystal then 4
thrythlind: you got it ahead of me
Kipstar: love to have stable flesh
ghyllnox: Unless they say it like, *super* sarcastically
electric_claire: That is the manner I mean it in when I ask questions.
Getter404: Onion Knight?
e_bloc: who hasn't clammed up in front of a crowd
comrade_cards: Please don't bend my staff
NightValien28: he can solo her?
RvLeshrac: When I ask why someone did something, I always just want to know why, because just because something doesn't work doesn't mean there wasn't some strategy behind it.
rustywir3s: Thou Must
JKBalch: You must usurp then
NimrodXIV: you've been implanting gems in your flesh, you may not be thinking straight
RvLeshrac: Like maybe you misclicked, or maybe you misplayed, or maybe you were just hoping probability was in your favour and it didn't work out.
Nigouki: i briefly read that as "take their liver" and thought oh neat a cooking sidequest
Getter404: Woe, birb upon ye
thrythlind: they were keeping exploding crystal people prisoner
e_bloc: tin roof, rusted
Getter404: UNLESS
kumatsu: oh damn I forgot it was Tuesday
Getter404: Two hits, you hitting him and then you hitting him a second time
e_bloc: marphS
rustywir3s: A wizard's staff has a knob on the end
averythetiger: He's Uzamaki-ing!
BluTGI: The eye and hand stuff continue.... to do stuff
e_bloc: @rustywir3s some have one on each end
WiJohn: A Junji Ito draws nigh!
rustywir3s: :o
MacbethSeemsSus: Your going to need to switch to the other hand soon
CaptainSpam: Man, that can't be comfortable for your hand.
TehAmelie: but that's our card holdin hand
Getter404: Oh dip it's Polybius
kumatsu: it's one of those bartop golf cabinets
BluTGI: Those track balls, never cleaned.
SquareDotCube: also it'd be a bartop cabinet
randomino5: Who remembers that arcade game with a trackball where you built castles and then shot cannons at them
Getter404: I guess Balor keeps shapeshifting it to trap The Youths?
SquareDotCube: or a table cab
averythetiger: Oh, but crystals screw it
Getter404: @randomino5 Rampart? The Lynx's killer ap
SquareDotCube: wait it's the 90s, a resistive touch screen would be possible
randomino5: @Getter404 That sounds right
betweenmyself: Rampart?
Manae: Rampart
thrythlind: Rampart
BluTGI: Rampart kruzNODDERS
Athelgar: Rampart was a game my bro and i played excessivly on NES
rustywir3s: Rampart?
e_bloc: oh yeah that game slapped
Decaped: I think we need to focus on Rampart.
SquareDotCube: Yeah, there's rampart, and then the older Warlords
korvys: The trip peaks wildcard is really strong, as it's a refresh that doesn't end your turn
WiJohn: Crossing the Streams rampart would be tight
Getter404: Gems you got earlier
averythetiger: Random roll based on your hand gems
e_bloc: nat 20
Getter404: Not just heel, he *leeches*
Getter404: Think this guy took me like 4 tries because of those damn black holes
randomino5: Only trackball arcade game I'm aware of, so
niccus: games could run on vibes when people didn't have guides
Athelgar: that would be so horrible to control id think
Getter404: If we're talking memories that ended up being jank, Time Killers looked a LOT cooler when I was at the roller rink and also 7
RatherLargeToad: There was a Rampart mode on the old Wii game Boom Blox that we used to love to play. Had to throw the ball with the wiimote
kumatsu: damn, the ff14 crystal getting its revenge
vinopinguino: the crystal! all hail the crystal
rustywir3s: Plinth
e_bloc: this is fine
tehfewl: the Spin
poipal: Ben vs. the Crystal Gems: Fight!
ErynTzun: Centipede and Millipede, Missie Command, Crystal Castles, Marble Madness, all trackball arcade games I remember.
Getter404: Oh right, THIS is the one that took like 4 tries. Bus.
Diabore: Is it mad that we put all its friends into our flesh?
letsbelgo: golden tee golf had one
ErynTzun: I wasted so many quarters on that, and the Baby Pacman pinbal machine
CaptainSpam: Good ol' Baby Pac-Man.
ErynTzun: Tron and Tempest also up there
ErynTzun: My mom would go bowling and there were arcade cabinets there, I would get exact 4 quarters.
CaptainSpam: Always hilarious when Baby Pac-Man is a potential option on league night.
thrythlind: my cabinet fave was Cadash
ErynTzun: Well I was very little, and it was a bowling league
SquareDotCube: Don't wannt bowl, will play the bowling arcade game instead
DrLigmaPhD: Bowling: Trash. Marvel v. Capcom, however
CaptainSpam: (in my case, league night is pinball league)
ErynTzun: I would have been between 6-10 years old
GasCityGaming: Our curling rink had a burger time and Galaga flat top machines
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my family's jam was the Gauntlet Legends cabinet
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: either that or Cyber Sled
ErynTzun: I just have to say, Dragon's Lair was such a rip off in hindsight, it was 50 cents a play. I didn't understand it was just a laser disc and quick time events were pretty unfair.
averythetiger: Take that crystal's lunch money!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
ErynTzun: They did a remake of Dragon's Lair and it was a platformer, just as unfair but the way platform games are.
r10pez10: why is it always lovecraft
MacbethSeemsSus: Staff wants to go on walkies
Getter404: Perfect time for a break?
Getter404: Aww no bit
ErynTzun: o7
MAPBoardgames: Our sister said to take a break
Dog_of_Myth: !break
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rustywir3s: we were, literally
Bruceski: I wonder if that "stop playing the game" replaced the desktop with something
Snowcookies: well I'm gonna hit the bed, look forward to the vod
HadesLeprechaun: stop now? But I've already embedded all of these horrible crystals in my gnarled hands! Why would I stop
MAPBoardgames: our hands are so blinged out
SymphonySolstice: um...um....it's a....sunk karst fallacy
SymphonySolstice: is that anything
IanAllenBird: yeah it's something
SymphonySolstice: phew
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Phailhammer: A single Adam? lrrADAM
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Strebenherz: Whack
poipal: (Hand crystals not included)
rustywir3s: More like I'm about to star' stuffin my face
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CrypticKablam: I'd believe any science fact you tell me right now
MrSarkhan: a single Adam? I didn't think he was that powerful
ErynTzun: We are star stuff. We are the universe made manifest trying to figure itself out.
MAPBoardgames: go on...
vinopinguino: HUM?!
ghyllnox: 50 dicks???
goombalax: 50 Dicks program
noSmokeFire: you can get fifty dicks
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
SymphonySolstice: 50 dicks? seems like a loy
IanAllenBird: 50???
EbDorian: slip LUL
Phailhammer: 50 DICKS!? PogChamp
Kipstar: HOW many dicks?
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RockPusher: How much can you store on those dicks?
NimrodXIV: tell me more
SymphonySolstice: lot
rosesmcgee: I'm sold
Joecool190: at the same time?
empyreon: riffYeti a what now?
MrSarkhan: LUL
BusTed: tell me more
adept_nekomancer: Happy pride everyone
Sarah_Serinde: what a deal!
Strebenherz: Humina humina
Juliamon: we've found today's queen quen
MAPBoardgames: a wall of dicks?
comrade_cards: Not bad, but no carl sagan
Mr_Horrible: he's about to say "We're all made of star nut"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's a great deal
IanAllenBird: hell yeah
Sarah_Serinde: happy pride
calculated_uncertainties: But are they in a bag?
CrypticKablam: oh MY
HadesLeprechaun: what a deal!
jchinnock: but Ben…I couldn’t possibly fit that many dicks!
AMuseOfFirebane: LUL LUL LUL
7gorobei: install those dicks
goombalax: George Washington?!
Strebenherz: Okay will someone clip that if not I can, Im just not at my computer atm
maclaglen: I mean, that's just a great value
Getter404: Motherfucker had like.. 50 goddamn dicks
e_bloc: thats like a whole encyclopedia. . . on one floppy disk
noSmokeFire: maybe more
SquareDotCube: Offer not valid in Ontario.
gualdhar: what if I can only take 47? can I put the last 3 on layaway?
JKBalch: But what about the decks?
adept_nekomancer: That's like an entire bag of dicks
MacbethSeemsSus: 50 dicks for the price of 51 dicks!
ContingentCat: Damn I can't afford not to
Mr_Horrible: now we know why Ben doesn't do the ad copy for the site sinuuSmug
Sarah_Serinde: @SquareDotCube Quebec
vinopinguino: i do buy my dicks in bulk
r10pez10: this was educational but i dunno what i learned
gualdhar: passive dickcome
Strebenherz: @gascitygaming bless
ContingentCat: Which is something you can do with that many dicks
vinopinguino: home strech ben
e_bloc: this schedule is unnatural
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah, just the last hour
ContingentCat: Yeah it's fun
r10pez10: bridge be doing that
ghyllnox: But without subjecting you to mind-melting hours at work, we'd never be able to get 50 dicks on layaway
thrythlind: so you died?
QuixoticScrivener: that's not the reference you want
goombalax: don't tell him how that one ends
rosesmcgee: Maybe just cried a lot
thrythlind: spoiling that movie is a public service
thrythlind: yeah, it's a newbury award book
rosesmcgee: As a kid? When did that movie come out?
MAPBoardgames: I read the book as a kid and can confirm. trauma
lamina5432: it got a lot of kids good
thrythlind: aka "the least offending character will die"
ghyllnox: In a fight, right?
RatherLargeToad: I was in the theater watching the movie and right before that scene happened my Mom suddenly said “oh yeah, that’s why I thought this book was sad”
BusTed: oh, so it is
e_bloc: I imagine that was pretty hard
DrLigmaPhD: "GIVE ME MY SCHMEAT"
Larkonus: I've heard his wiener was really gneiss.
HadesLeprechaun: how can you be broke with so many shiny gems?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: crystalline growths was my nickname in highschool, on account of all my crystalline growths
Dog_of_Myth: o7
IanAllenBird: lol
youcantlistentobuttons: lololo
GasCityGaming: what about the last hour? :P
Getter404: RIP
r10pez10: i mean
ghyllnox: BONK
BusTed: both teams played hard
BusTed: tqsSweat
IanAllenBird: uhoh
Kramburger: Seems bad dude
ContingentCat: With 50 dicks that's a lot of sea men
r10pez10: is emily okay
vinopinguino: you son of a
BluTGI: We're not getting a pizza party are we?
e_bloc: noscoped
NimrodXIV: yuuuup
ghyllnox: Forsaken? Or Forbidden?
e_bloc: big wendigo vibse
Sarah_Serinde: lol, he is not trying to do right by anyone
Astramentha: kill this man
ghyllnox: @Sarah_Serinde ^
GasCityGaming: how about a pizza party?
vinopinguino: wrongful termination suit
poipal: He's just going to let a lot of other people die!
ghyllnox: Which dream, again?
r10pez10: do we know where the game came from?
BluTGI: Straight to the lawyer's office.
rosesmcgee: It's an at will state, most are
Getter404: Reason for termination: "Yo that disc's got the devil in it"
e_bloc: hard to prove
thrythlind: sure, but by then numerous people are dead after playing the game
ghyllnox: @r10pez10 The lore seems to suggest that it's the soul container or something of a demon
Sarah_Serinde: but you do have protections (I only know Ontario's though)
thrythlind: it sounds like her cult keeps demons trapped
Raincoast_Bear: Hiya Ben! Are the cards being good to you today?
GasCityGaming: She's like a protector, making sure it doesn't get out?
BluTGI: kruzCult Cult stuff?
vinopinguino: but its eeeeviiilll
r10pez10: that was my read
Bruceski: dangerous to leave it alone
Getter404: The cult was called the Keepers, weren't they? Like wardens... guardians
thrythlind: I feel like her whole family cult has been doing that same thing, maybe the demon has to be trapped in a new form every so often
HadesLeprechaun: perhaps needs some upkeep to prevent it from spreading on its own
thrythlind: or it gets out
DrLigmaPhD: Put the staff in the hole!
e_bloc: easy to hide in plain sight
randomino5: I guess you could say the company has... staffing issues
Phailhammer: benginFingers
IanAllenBird: I would say keep the disk in your house after he starts asking but maybe the cult would break in
vinopinguino: this baby can hold so many gems
r10pez10: did that say 'stop please' in the messed up text lol
Getter404: Make sure to wax first. It's more hygenic
jchinnock: I don’t know all 50 are going to fit in that hole
Juliamon: room on the thumb too
loufghyslaufey: Hey!
SymphonySolstice: "modern games can't pause emily"
loufghyslaufey: What if its Adam, Ben?
BusTed: gotta put yourself on anonymous on Steam
loufghyslaufey: Chat!
rustywir3s: the most oppressed group of all... Gamers
HadesLeprechaun: she's just JEALOUS of how good we are!
Getter404: Oh god, I just noticed.... your family's trying to get you to stop while you're literally in the section that involves subjecting yourself to Self Harm to keep indulging
Getter404: LAYERS
loufghyslaufey: @HadesLeprechaun Or... Nicole....??!( ImTyping )
BusTed: eeyyy
GasCityGaming: eeey
rustywir3s: Tens tens tens across the board
ghyllnox: Dawww <3
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
EbDorian: is chat single? Kappa
rustywir3s: Is chat baptised?
youcantlistentobuttons: Chat is Plural
ghyllnox: @EbDorian Chat is most definitely multiple Kappa
empyreon: if one of us is single, all of us are single?
MAPBoardgames: By the transitive property of chat, yes to all questions.
loufghyslaufey: @EbDorian What if game somehow makes Ben single?
empyreon: LUL
ghyllnox: Happy pride!
Sarah_Serinde: benginAce
AMuseOfFirebane: eyyyyyyy
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
loufghyslaufey: I mean, as it progresses lrrDOTS ImTyping
Juliamon: benginAce benginAce benginAce
loufghyslaufey: I don't get it.
loufghyslaufey: It just looked like Ben was "ghosting", or something
e_bloc: say his name and he appears, I believe in Ben Ulmer
MAPBoardgames: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
kumatsu: what are those BIRDS doing here???
Kipstar: heh heh heh chunky staff
BusTed: @kumatsu needs me my platinum star band
rustywir3s: that staff really angles to the left
ghyllnox: Oh, it's her?
Getter404: Knives go in Shannon, Shannon go in game
BluTGI: Infinite bowels.... I should call her.
loufghyslaufey: @kumatsu Finding their.... Murk-flock?
ghyllnox: @rustywir3s Perfectly normal, might be good to ask a doctor if you're really concerned
loufghyslaufey: Ben. You get that.
IanAllenBird: maybe they're on separate continents
loufghyslaufey: It probably IS Nicole
UtilityPunk: You're playing too much Bejeweled, please just pick up the phone
poipal: Unrealistic sibling behaviour. Most siblings would have driven over and unplugged the computer from the wall out of spite at this point
MWGNZ: @UtilityPunk pick up the phone so we can play bejeweled?
UtilityPunk: Basically lrrLUL
HadesLeprechaun: Is it too much to ask that we get to end the CEO by the end of the game? I feel like that's the good ending
r10pez10: ben goinna kill shannon
UtilityPunk: It's a good thing they didn't release this game as a mobile app
comrade_cards: 🎶birds suddenly appear🎶
Rhynerd: ain’t zero damage
MacbethSeemsSus: Chris made punching rocks seem easier
korvys: Or a single skull
Getter404: Just topdeck a Skull card, ez
parzival1616: is LRR going to make baseball hat or tshirt merch?
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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UtilityPunk: Yeah, those toques looked snug af
ghyllnox: Tuque and scarf are the newest wearables
HadesLeprechaun: I'm impatiently waiting for a reprint of the LRR Pride tshirt!
ContingentCat: !store
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parzival1616: its 75-85F here peepoSad a bit too hat for tuque and scarf
ghyllnox: Toque, rather
LostThePirate: The Kitty Corner shirt is legif my comfiest shirt
LostThePirate: *legit
Getter404: Don't not finish it, so... finish it!
IanAllenBird: lol
e_bloc: if it can bleed, it can die
Dog_of_Myth: I've watched that video about killing a rock....
Sarah_Serinde: beautiful fake beard
IanAllenBird: probably fine to open videos from unknown senders
poipal: Filming that must have been so fun
e_bloc: if you go to za ha'dum, you will die
vinopinguino: you got me
ContingentCat: Lol yeah that looks sick
MacbethSeemsSus: wicki wicki
IanAllenBird: oof
poipal: I wonder what happens if you quit the game at this point. Not that I would actually encourage that course of action
korvys: Nah, it's not One Shot
e_bloc: very doki doki
MacbethSeemsSus: The 4D chess move is for another person at LRR to spook you now
kumatsu: One Shot did it very well
kumatsu: god, I missed that one
IanAllenBird: oh I love oneshot
tehfewl: that was a long time ago
gsyhiap: You'll reach for the 'stop streaming' button and the game'll be like 'nope!'
IanAllenBird: o7
Dog_of_Myth: coxWiggle
poipal: lrrFINE
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: some might even call it a skin of evil
12 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
ghyllnox: Ooooh
iris_of_ether: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
RockPusher: foxmarPULSE foxmarPULSE foxmarPULSE
poipal: Wouldn't the failure message happen on her end, not yours? LUL
Mr_Horrible: oh just turn on airplane mode and resend, that trick usually works sinuuSmug
MacbethSeemsSus: Nah, someone was using the microwave
GasCityGaming: curious, if you open the menu, is the option to quit even still there?
gibbousm: truth
iris_of_ether: I bought this release week
iris_of_ether: Not even joking
HadesLeprechaun: true since like 2015
Sarah_Serinde: I love indie games
Mr_Horrible: but Ben I need to buy a version of Demon's Souls that looks worse!
Mr_Horrible: sinuuSmug
pctjoe: bond was better then I thought it would be though
MacbethSeemsSus: Or you could get a mortgage to buy GTA6
thrythlind: I enjoyed Baldur's Gate 3 but I enjoyed Solasta much more and waiting for Solasta 2 to finish out of Early Access... and Phasmophobia has been great fun for 5 years
kimmibeans: I might actually have to grab this. I can definitely are myself getting lost in it and finishing in one day
BluTGI: The one piece is real?
MacbethSeemsSus: Apparently GTA6 is is still TBD
public_key_reveal_party: I know a lot of gaming executives are hoping gta 6 is going to be like, 100$ so they can also justify charging that much for their games lrrGREED
Mr_Horrible: this dev's prior game, Home Safety Hotline, would also make for a good 1-streamer or so
poipal: Your tired, snake-bitten feet
e_bloc: oh shit
e_bloc: I loved home safety hotline
thrythlind: I've been playing Gordian Quest a bit and my brother got me a game inspired by Final Fantasy Tactics I want to try called Fell Quest I think
e_bloc: I didn't realize it was the same maker
public_key_reveal_party: @Mr_Horrible Oh this is the same dev? I had no idea
poipal: ayyy more thumb tumors
Kipstar: don't fuck up this walk Ben
BusTed: ouch
Mr_Horrible: @public_key_reveal_party the funny part of that is that if it *is*, the industry craters guaranteed
thrythlind: also Demonschool to give cred to Ysbryd Games
CaptainSpam: Don't worry, GTA6 will require, like, ten new computers to play. At once.
kimmibeans: @Mr_Horrible Ooh, I'll have to check that out
ghyllnox: LUL
MTigress: i'm sure it's fine
NimrodXIV: it's fiiine
itira: well hey there everybody
e_bloc: you would think they would know that better
UtilityPunk: It's your new egg tooth
Mr_Horrible: @public_key_reveal_party yeah Forbidden Solitaire is them and the studio that does all the themed solitaire games, in collaboration, iirc
kimmibeans: You have another hand!
vinopinguino: use chopsticks to not get the dust on your fingies
EbDorian: I'm starting to think this gem-embedding has gone too far Kappa
ContingentCat: Girl get that bag
ghyllnox: Liability, of course LUL
BluTGI: @EbDorian We still got more room for some bedazzling.
poipal: We gotta burn down the offices!!
goombalax: and Get Messy!
CaptainSpam: So, Shannon, why exactly did you make an evil cursey curse curse game in the first place?
ghyllnox: Well, it already looks (ha) like she gouged out her own eyes to put her spirit in the game as well
korvys: Careful - those cost mana
poipal: @CaptainSpam Like she said, she didn't make it! It sprung full-formed into existence from her brow.
gsyhiap: It's pride month, do crimes! PrideLionChomp
korvys: Yeah, it's weird to make a big deal of unlocking that thing, but you still need to finish the level
HadesLeprechaun: The answer is shrimple, we have to kill the president (of the company)
MacbethSeemsSus: I think that's the gem showing royals
tehfewl: those are the face cards
korvys: Those are Face cards, from your gem
Getter404: Face down Face cards from that new gem you got
ghyllnox: @poipal In-game, our sister sent us a document that talked about a demon locked in a deck of cards, and the cards had remarkably similar backs to the ones in Forbidden Solitaire. Iirc the document says that the demon was tricked into being contained in its own deck of cards, so if this is the same sort of thing, the demon made the game
MacbethSeemsSus: shows J, Q, K, A
korvys: They're face cards - Jack, Queen, King
Getter404: K-A are marked
Getter404: J-K*
Getter404: Yup
NimrodXIV: uh huh
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
letsbelgo: well
CaptainSpam: o7
ghyllnox: Unless your fourth joker can remove it
MacbethSeemsSus: death by hallway
goombalax: screwed as though by 50 dicks
ContingentCat: Whoops
r10pez10: emily will be happy
Kipstar: it can be tough to walk down a hallway
EbDorian: I was today years-old when I learned an Ace counts as a face-card NotLikeThis
comrade_cards: Gotta work on those traversing skills
ghyllnox: LUL
IanAllenBird: rip
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
BrindleBoar: LUL
IanAllenBird: well,
korvys: lol
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
NimrodXIV: LMAO
ghyllnox: lmaooooo
LostThePirate: lol
AMuseOfFirebane: nice
MTigress: lol
IanAllenBird: lmao
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
r10pez10: lol
Mr_Horrible: that's usin' the ol noggin
exeJayce: well THAT worked
ContingentCat: lrrBartleby
Dr_fragenstien: when you could've just clicked the lightning?
GasCityGaming: What did it cost you Ben? :P
NimrodXIV: uh about that
Getter404: 5 jokers and 40 mana to do what would have normally taken... 40 mana. We take those.
korvys: Oh yeah, you could have just spent the mana on mana storm
SymphonySolstice: it's the elite 4
randomino5: Aww
rustywir3s: Happy pride!
BrindleBoar: battle the elite four
EbDorian: empty?! DansGame This crown's been pilfered!
ContingentCat: Which gays is he matching?
Mayamelissa: Hang on... is this a horror game themed version of solitaire with different versions of the game?
MacbethSeemsSus: Organ music's getting intense
Isaac3567: Face cards
gualdhar: royal is jack queen king no?
NimrodXIV: if any royals are showing/playable
ghyllnox: Playable face cards, so you currently have a king, queen, and jack
GasCityGaming: they're saying "royal" instead of "face" (J,Q,K)
Getter404: 8 base + 3 royals yeah
1 raiders from Aly_Rei have joined!
Aly_Rei: Howdy!
MacbethSeemsSus: If only you had a full hand of jokers
r10pez10: i forgot about mister bean
r10pez10: hello raiders
Mr_Horrible: jammies erosGrooving
Aly_Rei: Hows Ben doing?
Mr_Horrible: seems like he's getting close to the end?
Mr_Horrible: but this whole thing has just been 1 big escalation, so who knows
NimrodXIV: close to end game, yes
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CaptainSpam: Not looking good, at least.
thrythlind: know what would be an evil programming thing... the game WANTS you to win and finish it, right? So what if it secretly eases up on you every time you restart from death? Just a little so you don't notice and you think "I've almost got it" and get led by the nose to "winning" and losing your soul
korvys: You got it
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrBartleby
Getter404: Never. Punished.
empyreon: FBtouchdown
NimrodXIV: FBtouchdown
poipal: That hit sound effect is giving me thwomp vibes
CaptainSpam: Yeah, that'll work.
e_bloc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
ghyllnox: \o/
MTigress: woo
GasCityGaming: we also restocked now
CaptainSpam: Welp.
GasCityGaming: the statues are jack queen king joker i think.
poipal: Are we gonna kill joker Shannon?
NimrodXIV: the statues and a final boss
iris_of_ether: ^^^
letsbelgo: I dont think you can move your hand now
poipal: Depends on how well you play-- /shot
Getter404: I want to say... an hour, maybe less?
r10pez10: yes probably
Phailhammer: I think there's about half a stream left.
Isaac3567: So we get 8 gems from 4 statue eyes and then the last statue will be Balor with one eye for 9?
vinopinguino: lfg!
r10pez10: four hours later
iris_of_ether: Less than an hour for sure
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what's a little night owl activity among friends
MacbethSeemsSus: lock in
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100
IanAllenBird: time to speedrun
kumatsu: just win 4Head
youcantlistentobuttons: Go till win or next death
letsbelgo: yes, 8pm. Night gremlin
abaddon2501: Go for it! You got this!
Getter404: "Nah, I'd win" - Benvolio Tiberius Ulmer
e_bloc: can't go home because you gotta slay here
HadesLeprechaun: A YT video of a full playthrough has 30 minutes after exactly where you are now, but presumably it's all edited to be only the runs where they won
korvys: I believe so
korvys: I remember overkilling the final boss by *a lot* in my playthrough using it
7gorobei: push king up to ace
7gorobei: nvm
ghyllnox: \o/
poipal: GG
MacbethSeemsSus: never punished!
cola_nq: just crit
CaptainSpam: Or you can just win.
e_bloc: gottem
HadesLeprechaun: simply be lucky!
Mr_Horrible: works 5% of the time, every time
letsbelgo: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
r10pez10: good thing there's nine gem slots
Saintnex: just crit the enemy forehead Kappa
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rustywir3s: Happy pride!
cola_nq: amazonPrideWiener amazonCanEatIt amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonPrideWiener amazonCanEatIt amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonPrideWiener amazonCanEatIt amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonPrideWiener amazonCanEatIt amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonPrideWiener amazonCanEatIt amazonTasteTheRainbow
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no....the joker!
CaptainSpam: And now we fight Jimbo himself!
korvys: That's the "health and ammo pickup" of this game
Getter404: Light touques?
e_bloc: the server is down
IanAllenBird: might be too late maybe
BrindleBoar: this is fine, probably
EbDorian: Debug cards! PogChamp
HadesLeprechaun: we appear to be fighting String Not Found
adept_nekomancer: Be crime do crimes
IanAllenBird: oh it's a gate code not a safe
e_bloc: only god knows where he put it
MacbethSeemsSus: He's going to be hiding in his office like a supervillain, isn't he
Saintnex: eff you Lucas, you shitty boss!
Getter404: Pocket sand!
BrindleBoar: entrapment
MAPBoardgames: You can climb a tree, you can get out though the ceiling tiles
e_bloc: this guy suuuuuucks
lamina5432: is that just latin?
Strebenherz: oh didn't shannon end up dead in a news report we read about?
UtilityPunk: Transfer my spirit into orbit thing?
ghyllnox: It's just latin yeah
IanAllenBird: based on home safety there might be a test
Saintnex: transfer my soul with my eyes?
Juliamon: yes, eyes gouged out
letsbelgo: into her eye
poipal: @UtilityPunk Into the eye?
adept_nekomancer: What's she saying about orbital hunks now?
RatherLargeToad: barbecuem
CaptainSpam: "*sigh* Shannon, we go through this every week."
r10pez10: is shannon evil
korvys: Never stop never stopping
IanAllenBird: o7
ghyllnox: Sure did
MAPBoardgames: She sure did
Getter404: Or are you
e_bloc: I didnt see that coming
Juliamon: lrrLUL
Saintnex: hahaha
Mr_Horrible: now wait just a second
ghyllnox: LUL
MadWolf1290: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
MTigress: i'm sure it's fine
gibbousm: lrrJUDGE
IanAllenBird: you got this
iris_of_ether: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
MTigress: never get punished
HadesLeprechaun: 6/7!
poipal: 999 is just a number
letsbelgo: khaosp4Lick lrrGARBO
MacbethSeemsSus: *riffles deck menacingly*
ghyllnox: Damn
IanAllenBird: ouch
NimrodXIV: some things are supposed to happen
ghyllnox: Oh, the review did say there was a bugged final boss
poipal: Right in the wristbone
Getter404: The pick of destiny!
BrindleBoar: it could even be a boat
MTigress: well that made thigns different
Diabore: i wonder if you can actually win at 999
e_bloc: its all about the game, and how you play it
Saintnex: it’s all about control and if you can take it
Getter404: I was able to drag it out for a while due to having 3 of those 99 devense cards but couldn't get her below 850
Diabore: he said the thing!
GasCityGaming: 36
EbDorian: it's happening! PogChamp
e_bloc: double up buttercup
Getter404: PLUS ULTRA
LostThePirate: whoops
letsbelgo: lol
gibbousm: lrrFINE
letsbelgo: YOU FOOL
MTigress: lol
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
cola_nq: Just crit
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrBartleby
ghyllnox: A lucky fool
poipal: lrrBartleby
Getter404: You had a 2-6 straight on the board too...
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: why be good when being lucky do trick
IanAllenBird: lol
e_bloc: seabatDance seabatDance seabatDance
korvys: The chain sets up a whole chain, ben, there was a 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
letsbelgo: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
e_bloc: as al davis used to say, just crit baby
Mr_Horrible: "Nah I'm Will-t different"
poipal: Second health bar just loaded in LUL
IanAllenBird: we're all gonna die eventually
kumatsu: Nice
NimrodXIV: what might she be protecting
IanAllenBird: I'm sure that's what she means
thrythlind: isn't it a third health bar by this point?
Mr_Horrible: *Dark Souls boss music intensifies 1 octave*
r10pez10: remember that skeleton from act 1?
gibbousm: lrrFRUMP
ghyllnox: Can you imagine, being locked in a game that's been killing people, and has been made nearly obsolete, but there's one last fucker you have to try to keep away from it?
EbDorian: @thrythlind but we didn't clear the first one
Getter404: Huh, so the Jack card is fixed. Weird
gibbousm: lrrFINE lrrHEART
korvys: Yeah, chain is super powerful
korvys: rerack?
Getter404: You could just refresh and wipe out the glitch jokers?
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hirosan84: I love card Games
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rustywir3s: Just crit
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrBartleby
letsbelgo: lrrBartleby
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't know, i talked to your boss Shannon and his review wasn't great
Getter404: Soul AND eyeballs
IanAllenBird: didn't we already accept a gift
Bruceski: eternal life as a card in its deck. It's a trick gift
nobuzz: our soul, but we get gems
CaptainSpam: Thanks, definitely Emily!
ghyllnox: Is there still the option to quit?
trebuchetboy: dang got our sister
r10pez10: i do wonder if this has alternate endings
e_bloc: nice guys finish last
letsbelgo: you can deck out and get out of here alive?
UmbralCore8 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 78 months!
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IanAllenBird: I'm only safe because I'm not buying games atm
ghyllnox: @r10pez10 Yeah, like if we'd exited and tried to contact our sister at any point
trainpants: Octopus in the neighborhood?
MacbethSeemsSus: Demon's sitting there going "they're not going to die putting on the crown right?"
pctjoe: yo dog I heard you like crowns
ghyllnox: GG
gibbousm: lrrFINE
Astramentha: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ghyllnox: Hrm.
itira: dont like that
e_bloc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BluTGI: Nice to see you sir.
RatherLargeToad: that’s not where eyes go
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: it had me in the first half ngl
ErynTzun: They just Eternal Darkness'd you lol
7gorobei: johnny occulmouth
IanAllenBird: oh ok
Kipstar: that not how face go
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think you should have taken his gems
r10pez10: : (
gibbousm: Balor One-Eyed?
rustywir3s: : (
Saintnex: oh yea, I definitely don’t like em lol
Getter404: Windmill slam
Astramentha: yes
CaptainSpam: This guy looks like a real jerk.
iris_of_ether: : (
poipal: windows frowny face makes this very funny
MAPBoardgames: Windmill slam: NO
I_Am_Clockwork: eternal life means eternal chances for papercuts
Diabore: eternal life sucks butt
BluTGI: And on the other hand? Gems.
itira: seabatCHOICE
Mr_Horrible: nah, no buy, this dude looks cringe
letsbelgo: yesyesyes
IanAllenBird: nah
NimrodXIV: it's a good game tho
HadesLeprechaun: I don't want to see everyone I love die for all time
Astramentha: : (
Mr_Horrible: he's gonna have bad media opinions I have to hear forever
WiJohn: Yeah but the game is hella sick
poipal: eternal life WITH this guy
Strebenherz: the fact that it appears IN A STUPID POP UP WINDOW. 10/10
UtilityPunk: He didn't say /this/ videogame
Strebenherz: oh dangit ben
Strebenherz: deaded
Mr_Horrible: sinuuDIESOFCRINGE
prince_infidel: benginO7
korvys: (you can replay to see the other ending, btw)
gibbousm: lrrFINE
IanAllenBird: o7
Saintnex: ow, our eyes
iris_of_ether: benginO7
poipal: who has their tv on a brick wall like this
Astramentha: whaaaaaat they said I’d live forever
MAPBoardgames: Why pictures of her?
jchinnock: now you live in the Amazing Digital Circus
Mr_Horrible: me when I take the Shadow Queen's deal in TTYD
MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe the Faustian bargain betrayed me!
CaptainSpam: "Try again and choose CORRECTLY this time, geez."
r10pez10: cuphead does that too i think
Saintnex: it’s bc your visions is in your mouth!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
rustywir3s: lol
Mr_Horrible: I like that he's like "c'moooooon man"
ghyllnox: Oooh
BluTGI: I see what this guy is sayin.
HadesLeprechaun: the vision shall not die! Fight me in this game of cards!
UtilityPunk: Seeing an unknowable demon: "I could take him"
CaptainSpam: Oh man, this was this guy's life's work? Man, now I feel bad for screwing it up.
jchinnock: lol he’s doing 6 7 hands
Mr_Horrible: kourrago67
Pal_Friendpatine: Eternal life but you get to choose your own death? Is that a better deal?
UtilityPunk: When you're a digital demon, you get up to date on your internet memes
youcantlistentobuttons: Nice
rustywir3s: Nice
GasCityGaming: Nice
Mystaira: Nice
SymphonySolstice: nice
CaptainSpam: It's a 9.
ghyllnox: It's a 9
Getter404: It's a 9?
korvys: 9
Mr_Horrible: you can still reach that, thankfully
MacbethSeemsSus: you can get there
Mr_Horrible: that's what happens when someone else touches your cards at an MtG event
omdorastrix: Here I am sitting counting, yelling at the screen, and ben doesn't see it. :D
IanAllenBird: rude
Dog_of_Myth: Maggot is back
MacbethSeemsSus: @omdorastrix A timer mode would really up the intensity
omdorastrix: It's a long way from ontario - I don't think the sound will carry
Getter404: But there's a dog next to me, he'll be all angry I woke him
poipal: Die? Against the boss? Nah you'll b e fine
MacbethSeemsSus: You died! You must accept eternal life! Wait.....
Getter404: "What are you going to do, gouge my eyes out?" - Man who got his eyes gouged out
tehfewl: weak 4
CaptainSpam: 4?
tehfewl: sorry, im really trying not to backseat
r10pez10: left, milord
SymphonySolstice: is that mana card the one that makes a straight or the other one?
lamina5432: i’m just here for the ride while i eat a late dinner
TheTekkieman: Less cards to befoul, at least.
Getter404: He then befouled them.
SymphonySolstice: phew
CaptainSpam: Still in it.
IanAllenBird: we're so back
Getter404: You got 99 and 88 on the board, that's not nothing
Getter404: YUP
MacbethSeemsSus: 4 to go!
r10pez10: charming ass game honestly
MTigress: hahaha
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrBartleby
IanAllenBird: dang
NimrodXIV: yessssss
shendaras: seabatClap
itira: tqsWiggle tqsWiggle tqsWiggle
IanAllenBird: OHH
GasCityGaming: never didn't have it
LostThePirate: Woo!
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
underhill33: FBtouchdown
cola_nq: HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Strebenherz: The frowny face xD
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
CaptainSpam: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ghyllnox: Better lucky than good LUL
SymphonySolstice: never punished!
poipal: lrrSPOOPY
Astramentha: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Saintnex: always saved by the crit!
Strebenherz: gottem
Vinewood_OG: maisie17Nat20
gibbousm: Those crits be too strong
JKBalch: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrGREED lrrGREED
prince_infidel: benginO7 FBtouchdown FBtouchdown benginO7
MacbethSeemsSus: So Forbidden Solitary start: just crit
exeJayce: wooo
iris_of_ether: benginTD benginTD benginTD
letsbelgo: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
Mr_Horrible: easier than it's ever been
poipal: lrrHERE
ghyllnox: \o/
Mr_Horrible: seabatDance
rustywir3s: vision, get it
Strebenherz: so does our character live?
CaptainSpam: You ruined his ART, Ben.
gibbousm: Good End lrrBartleby
itira: excellent work Ben
NimrodXIV: GG
gsyhiap: lrrBartleby
CaptainSpam: ggs
cola_nq: GG!
lamina5432: lrrBartleby
poipal: And now you'll never die!
Strebenherz: (probably gonna die to our sister throttling us?)
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
randomino5: Nick Lives!
IanAllenBird: Clap
r10pez10: !clip
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JKBalch: Good honkin job
Pal_Friendpatine: GG
e_bloc: seabatDance seabatDance seabatDance lrrHORN lrrHORN
Getter404: Shannon's got pipes!
UtilityPunk: The real grey alien was the boss we beat along the way
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: melancholic ost
realbadatthis_: escher3BUZZ lrrBartleby escher3BUZZ lrrBartleby
MacbethSeemsSus: Time to go find the CEO.....
gibbousm: lrrCHKN
RatherLargeToad: no ending where Emily shows up and you’re just chilling with pizza?
MTigress: do we get to kick Lucas in the junk for Shannon?
abaddon2501: lrrSACK
EbDorian: pump up the jams! SingsNote
vinopinguino: way to go ben!
thrythlind: Yeah, feels like Shannon's family/cult wasn't evil. They trapped the demon a long time ago and they were keeping it trapped generation by generation.
SymphonySolstice: jlrrCoolgame
BubastiBR: This came before or after Iscription?
ghyllnox: I'm seeing parallels between the developer saying "I'm not letting you kill the dream" and the demon saying "you've killed my vision"
LostThePirate: Thanks for staying late to satisfy us!
IanAllenBird: and just a bit under an hour
brainbosh: but are you even done yet lol
poipal: Wasn't expecting the electric guitar
korvys: @BubastiBR Long after, but Grey Alien games have been making themed solitaire games for ages
empyreon: riffGasm riffGasm riffGasm
korvys: This is the first horror one
Astramentha: nanukkWoo nanukkWoo nanukkWoo nanukkWoo nanukkWoo
GasCityGaming: happy pride
Sarah_Serinde: happy pride
tehfewl: happy pride
DaFhaye: why not
Vinewood_OG: Happy Pride
IanAllenBird: the moral of this story is don't sign contracts that take your other work
ghyllnox: With vision -> eye gouging -> companies willing to put employees under the bus
BubastiBR: Thanks for the info.
rustywir3s: Gotta hand it to them
Mr_Horrible: yeah, Grey Alien are the themed solitaire folks
r10pez10: i thought this game was from the 90s
MacbethSeemsSus: They did such a good job with the aethestic
r10pez10: oh they have so many solitaire games
iris_of_ether: This came out like 2 months ago or something
Kramburger: Home safety hotline is good
Zandivya: Home Safety Hotline is great
e_bloc: hotline safety is so good
Mr_Horrible: ^
ghyllnox: LUL
Getter404: "You're not gonna believe this..."
Saintnex: oh yea, our sister is gonna throttle us lol
lamina5432: and nothing bad went wrong
ghyllnox: Glad our sister was informed of our safety afterwards
7gorobei: statistics
MTigress: statistics?
Strebenherz: game good
SymphonySolstice: thanks ben
ghyllnox: I wonder if the glitch joker is still in NG+
IanAllenBird: nice
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
poipal: Thanks for the stream!
r10pez10: ng+ might be good if you need another singleplayer sometime
rustywir3s: thanks byeeeeee
MTigress: GG
r10pez10: cool shit
BubastiBR: Nini
gibbousm: lrrADAM lrrBEN
shendaras: I hope he feels better soon. Ear infections suck =(
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
e_bloc: thanks for the long one
MacbethSeemsSus: healing energy toward his ear
exeJayce: thanks for finishing it up!! I'm so glad
RockPusher: Thank you Ben benginHeart
Getter404: Hopefully the... aggressive advising wasn't too annoying
lamina5432: send him some well wishes
JKBalch: Thank you
Astramentha: 💙💙💙💙💙
youcantlistentobuttons: Ben, that was frikken awesome, thank you so much for the stream!
IanAllenBird: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
e_bloc: how did 18 hours of streaming treat you today
ghyllnox: Your long day is now an hour longer NotLikeThis
nobuzz: hope he feels better but enjoyed this stream
RockPusher: benginPop
Getter404: Have either of you played Home Safety Hotline yet? I forget
abaddon2501: Thanks for finishing it! Super fun
Getter404: Which Stormcast? Bird Lady or the Desolation Chamber?
e_bloc: I played some early release passant, looking forward to it
nobuzz: soooooo many releases
SymphonySolstice: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
DaFhaye: The set is really awesome
vinopinguino: LRRmans!
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Getter404: Sorry, *Ruination* Chamber
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Getter404: Ghooooooosts
e_bloc: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
ErynTzun: okay byeee o/ lrrSHINE
NimrodXIV: goodnight!
Vinewood_OG: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
iris_of_ether: foxmarCOMFY
EbDorian: KonCha <3
ghyllnox: Nini benben
MacbethSeemsSus: If you'd told me in 2005 I'd watch someone play solitaire for 3 hours I'd think you're crazy.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: safe bike riding
itira: okay bye! thanks for the stream
DaFhaye: Bike safe
MTigress: and then Ben got trapped in minesweeper instead
DaFhaye: Goodnight all!
Saintnex: night folks and remember not to trust demons with vision in their mouths!